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Previously... I know how much you love Egypt.

You want to come with us, don't you? I'm perfectly happy staying at home

and hanging out with my friends.

Ask him if he wants to go for a walk in the park,

and before you know, you'll be...! Stop!

Careful with him. He's the founder of this museum.

It's hollow. There's something behind here.

Hello.

What's wrong? I think something bad's happened at the museum.

This must be Grandad's secret study.

What is that?

Henry, stop!

Booby trap.

Henry, I told you to stop.

Henry, get out of there. The walls are going to crush you.

It's fine, they're hardly moving.

MECHANISMS CLANKING

Is it just me who can hear the bad, clanky sound?

What part of that didn't you understand?

Get out of there.

It's a pyramidion.

You mean, a pyramid?

No.

A pyramidion is the capstone you put on top of a pyramid.

Only this is a whole other level of magic.

Don't tell me, you're seeing something bad, aren't you?

Yes.

I guess that's my break over.

So long to trying to be normal.

We could leave now and forget we ever found this place.

WALLS CLANK

No, we can't leave.

Once the sand timer runs out, who knows what will happen?

This magic is powerful - it must be contained.

So...

..what's the plan?

Clive?

Clive!

Ah. Tell me if you find him.

I need to know where he's put my suits.

Oh, that was me.

I took them to the cleaners.

Ah. Good.

Thank you.

Well... So, where are they?

Well, I told you - at the cleaners.

They'll be ready tomorrow.

Ah.

But now you're setting sail today.

Mother, I...

Well, how was I to know there was a storm coming?

HEAVY RUMBLING

There's an inscription.

"Appease the Gods, ye who enter."

It's some kind of puzzle we have to solve.

Ugh, puzzles.

The broccoli of hobbies.

Appease the Gods?

Sounds like we have to give them something.

What about an amulet? Oh, good thinking.

What have I done with my amulet?

Just, quick, Will, give me yours.

I stopped wearing it after you beat the Serpents.

What he said. What she said.

MECHANISMS CLANK

OK, we better get looking for one quick.

Something tells me Henry's been at the trowels.

HE CHUCKLES

Something tells me you're right.

You will be the best dressed man in Giza.

They're not my suits.

No.

They're your fathers.

Come.

Oh, I really don't...

HE COUGHS

Ugh.

There's been a crime. Call the fashion police.

THEY LAUGH

Trends are fleeting.

Class is permanent. Mm.

Right, where's Clive?

SHE SNUFFLES

Yes, I can, too.

Mm.

Eau de mothball. Nice.

Aw.

That's Dad holding me.

I've never seen this before.

Now I can see where you get your good looks from.

What was he like? I never...

I never really knew him. He was always away on his digs.

He took this photo with him.

He was always thinking about you.

Am I doing the same to Theo and Henry?

Running off like my father?

This is our first dig without them.

And they're not babies like you were.

Yeah, well, they're still children.

We're not leaving them on their own. They've got your mum.

Ooh... And Nigella's coming to be their governess.

They love her.

"Best cousin ever."

And you know how much fun they have with their friends.

No amulets out here.

Or in here. Plan B?

Same as plan C, it doesn't exist.

Stick to plan A.

Look what I found.

Why, thank you, my brave knight.

I'm at your command, my lady.

Yeah, yeah. But can we speed this up?

Walls trying to crush us?

Has it worked?

I think so.

No, no, no!

No...!

No!

We're trapped.

WALLS RUMBLING

It is just so impressive, don't you think?

It is, absolutely. It's marvellous.

Oh, there you are!

Your ladyship?

What have you done with Harold?

Well... No.

I want my statue of Harold back where he belongs, now!

I think I may know where he's got to - the stores.

Oh.

I-I'm not getting in that infernal machine.

We will take the stairs.

TO HIMSELF: I'll give you stairs...

So heavy...! No joke...!

THEY STRAIN

Get me out. I can't breathe!

Just try to stay calm, OK?

HEAVY CLANKING

That's easy for you to say. You're not going to be squished!

Theo's right. The walls aren't even moving that fast,

and all we have to do is solve the puzzle. Great.

And the answer is? Because we don't even know the question!

GRANNY: You better not be leading me on a wild goose chase, man.

Granny.

OK, just try to stay quiet, please.

Uh...

What mischievous machinations are going on here?

We were just clearing up.

You know, cos a tidy ship is a happy ship.

What's that? It's not...?

It is.

Harold...

W-w...

What have you done?

A more heinous crime I could not imagine.

Is this you acting up because we're leaving?

If so, it's not going to work.

HENRY STIFLES LAUGH

Henry!

Sorry, but what is Dad wearing?

Ah. You will fix this before we go.

What, us?

You've pieced together enough broken amphora. This should be a breeze.

OK. OK, we'll do it tonight, yeah.

We're leaving this afternoon.

There's a storm coming, so the captain wants to get ahead of it.

Which means you will fix this now.

But Will and Safiya are... Waiting for us at the penny arcade.

Ha!

That is one place you will not be frequenting on my watch.

Look.

I'm so disappointed in you.

And after you've been doing so well these last few weeks.

Oh...

We haven't got time for this. We have to save Safiya.

And Will, of course.

Well, there is one thing we can try.

Glue?

Magic.

Hang in there, Grandad.

Help's on its way.

SAFIYA STRAINS

Ugh!

A little help here? This thing's still not shifting!

You can't brute force out of a puzzle.

It's like a magic trick - you have to think your way out.

Whoa!

You might be right.

Could this be something? Check this out.

Wait.

What if the clue isn't, "Appease the gods, ye who enter,"

but "a piece" the gods?

I get where you're coming from!

Yeah? No.

This alligator is the head of Ammit.

His body was half lion and half hippo.

Pieces of a god.

Grab that one.

Do you think they've abandoned us?

Theo may have got us tangled up in mutant plants,

brought an angry jackal to life,

and incurred the wrath of evil serpents,

but she's never abandoned us.

And, technically, we do have her to thank for saving the world.

We all did our bit.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Still crushing on her, though?

WALLS RUMBLE

More worried about these walls crushing on us.

Remind me where everything is?

Fine, I'll do it myself.

RATTLING

Books, books...

Hello, old friends.

Break's over, I'm afraid.

We've got work to do.

Bring it home.

WALLS RUMBLE

No!

Ugh!

Oh.

Sorry, mate.

OK.

OK, that should give us some time.

For what? To think.

My brain hurts from thinking, and it's got us nowhere.

Look, let's not panic yet.

WALLS RUMBLE

OK to panic now? Theo!

Henry?

How can they leave us like this?

Wait, wait, wait.

Look, Saf!

What if we're looking for something to slot into these three notches?

Oh...!

MECHANISM CLANKS

Yes! Oh, we're saved.

IF we can find the other two.

WALLS RUMBLE

If we fix you, Grandad, you have to tell us

how to stop the moving walls.

Deal?

Where have you been? Safiya's going to get crushed.

And Will.

Rumour has it the architects used a spell to build the pyramid of Giza,

and I think that this could be it.

Hear me, Ancients. Renpet, goddess of youth and...

Oh, wait, no.

No, this is a time spell. Dangerous.

Rule number one - you never mess with time

unless absolutely necessary. Understood?

Erm...

Ah, here we go.

Hear me, Ancients. Ptah, creator god and constructor

of all that is messy, make form from the formless.

RATTLING

She's back.

She certainly is.

Or... maybe not.

Whoa. No...!

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

How are we getting on?

Almost done, yeah.

Yeah, your classes on how to restore ancient artefacts

have truly worked wonders. Excellent, excellent.

So, what did you use to inpaint the fills? Did you...?

What is this?

What on earth has gotten into you?

Well, that's what happens when you make us rush!

Look, we'll do it later... You'll fix it now!

No, but... Don't answer back. Just do it!

I'm very disappointed in you both.

We've got the whole pantheon of gods here.

Which ones do we use?

Trial and error, I guess.

OK.

Three, two...

..one.

WALLS RUMBLE

OK, the error bit's a problem.

Oh...!

Oh, forget the magic and help me out with this.

Oh.

It's not "messy". It's "blessed."

Hear me, Ancients. Ptah, creator god and constructor of all

that is blessed, make form from the formless.

RATTLING

Grandad's back. It worked.

OK, now, back to the pyramidion.

Come on, Henry, quick, quick.

You're Egyptian! This is your heritage.

You must be able to make the link.

Back then, we had over 2,000 gods.

Picking out the right three? Not so easy.

You're alive. No thanks to you two. Hope you had a nice lunch!

We had to fix... OK, it doesn't matter. We don't have time.

Talk to me. We worked out the puzzle. But not the answer.

We need three gods on the plinth. We're guessing they're all related.

OK, who have you got?

Nefertem, Isis, Nephthys.

Aapep. Not exactly my favourite god.

Well, the connection could be siblings.

Nefertem, Isis and Nephthys are all brothers and sisters.

What about their other brother, Set?

That's more than three. It can't be that.

WALLS RUMBLE

OK, hurry up, or we're going to get a lot thinner!

Passports? Uh, check.

Dig permits? Check.

Clean underwear? Ch...

Mother.

Check.

No time for slouching.

If Harold is fixed, I want him back where he belongs.

MUTTERING: I wish you'd go back where you belong.

I can only apologise on behalf of the children.

Maybe we shouldn't be leaving them.

Nonsense.

I have everything under control.

And one couldn't wish for a better governess than Nigella.

Ah.

Go and make your father proud.

GRANNY TUTS

Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

Much better.

Of course.

Right, well, our motor taxi is due in five minutes,

so time to say goodbye to the children.

Come on, Theo, think!

What about gods with bird heads?

Now you're just being silly.

Actually, that's not a bad shout. Thank you, Theo.

Uh, Nekhbet, Thoth and Horus.

Oh, wait, there's also Ra.

Ra! That's it!

There are sun symbols all over the pyramidion, and three notches...

It could be the triad of Ra! The triad of Ra!

But that's only one god?

Ra was often depicted in three forms. Uh...

Here's Khepre.

Erm... Oh, is that Re-Harakhte by your left foot, Will?

Hey, I'm not the Egypto geek here. That's him. OK.

Uh, that just leaves...

Atum! OK.

Right, let's put them in.

MECHANISMS CLANK

WALLS RUMBLE

OK, it's not stopping! We've only got a few minutes left.

MUFFLED VOICES

Sh! Someone's coming.

HENRIETTA: Theo? Henry?

ALISTAIR: Henry? Theo?

Our taxi's here. Come and wave us off.

WHISPERING: If I go out, I won't have time to save Will and Safiya.

But you won't get to say goodbye.

And whose fault is that?

There you are. Ah. Where's your sister?

She, uh... She went for a walk.

Oh...

But she knew we were leaving.

Well, I may have been a bit hard on her,

but of all the times to go off in a huff.

I wanted to give her a hug goodbye.

Well, time waits for nobody.

No, we have to go now, or we'll miss our boat.

Come on, you.

FOOTSTEPS RETREAT

They've gone.

WALLS RUMBLE

My amazing life is going to end before it starts!

No debutante balls, no Paris apartment!

No opening nights at the Met Opera!

OK, just don't give up. There has to be another...

Wait, my mistake.

That's Horus, not Re-Harakhte.

Wait, this one? Yes.

Re-Harakhte has a sun disc and a cobra over his head.

OK.

He's not in here!

I think I've seen it in the museum somewhere?

There's no way you'll get it before we're flat as pancakes!

She's right. We're out of time!

Time...

Time! The time spell!

You said that was dangerous.

Never perform a time spell unless absolute necessary.

This is pretty absolute necessary!

WALLS RUMBLE

OK.

OK.

Hear me, Ancients. Renpet, goddess of youth and time,

grant me the speed of Amun, god of the wind.

DISTORTED: Do something! Don't just stand there!

Oh, I'm so out of practice.

It's supposed to make me faster, not everyone else!

VOICES ECHOING

Hear me, ancients. Renpet, goddess of youth and time,

grant me the stillness of Sopdet, holder of the sky.

I did it.

I stopped time.

I'm back in the game.

Now, where are you, Re-Harakhte?

I'm sorry.

I did want to say goodbye.

Please, please don't be angry with me.

I wish I could tell you what's really going on.

It's not that I don't trust you, because I do and I love you.

But it's just safer this way.

WATCH TICKS SLOWLY

Oh, the spell's wearing off.

I'm going to miss you so much. I'm sorry.

Oh, where did I see it? Where did I see it?

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

Oh, there you are.

CABINET DOOR THUDS

Hear me, Ancients. Ra, god of all that is light,

the world will be witness to your infinite wisdom.

Theo! Theo!

I've got it! Quick, quick!

I can't reach it.

Pass it to me. Quick, pass it to me. Hurry!

MECHANISM CLANKS

It worked!

Oh...!

Teamwork makes the dream work.

WHISPERING VOICES

So, what's happening now?

This time, we're leaving when I say.

I say we leave now.

With you.

Come on.

OBJECT CLATTERS

Don't touch it.

It'll be another booby trap.

What is that?

It's Grandad's journal.

From... From the digs in Egypt!

Egypt... Mum and Dad!

CARRIAGE CLATTERS

Theodosia.

Mum! Dad!

What about Safiya? Will, too.

They're fine, OK? We fixed the puzzle.

But Mum and Dad have left.

And without a goodbye from you.

Well, I didn't mean... No excuses.

The new regime starts here.

You are going to be in for quite a shock, young lady.

Grandad's journal better be worth it.