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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,990 Stretch... 4 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:23,080 Stretch your arms out nice and long... 5 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:26,740 // Sune in Greece 6 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:29,660 You've got to stretch! 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,580 That'll do. Whatever. 8 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:46,410 Can we get out now? 9 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:51,660 We'll just wait for Speedy McQueen to come in, then you can go in, OK? 10 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:03,910 What a pity, Sune, that you missed this lesson too. 11 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,690 I know. 12 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:10,440 I mean, really, I've had such bad luck this whole spring. 13 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:12,690 You can't swim in plaster. 14 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:16,440 I was going to go for a bike ride but the handlebars were loose. 15 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:19,110 - I fell down the steps. - So I heard. 16 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:25,190 And you've got osteoporosis and you've been in real pain and... 17 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:28,860 - Ow! - Exactly. 18 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:34,860 OK, you can come in now and get your certificates. You've all been great. 19 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:36,860 Really great. 20 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:42,690 Hi. 21 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:46,280 Congratulations, well done. 22 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:50,190 Congratulations, you did really well. 23 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,690 - What? - Sune... 24 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:57,610 Only those who have learned to swim get a certificate. 25 00:01:57,780 --> 00:02:00,940 I know all the strokes, I promise! 26 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,110 It's not really the same thing, is it. 27 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,190 I'm only going to Mosquito Mire this summer anyway. 28 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,030 - Congratulations, well done. -Thank you. 29 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:14,860 - Well done, congratulations. -Thanks. 30 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,280 Easy as pie. 31 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:28,690 Hallelujah! I'm better! Praise the Lord! - Do you want it? 32 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:31,030 Just one previous owner! 33 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,690 Hi, girls! 34 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:54,530 Mum, if we're going to Mosquito Mire again 35 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:58,690 can't I go with Martin to his island cottage instead? 36 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,360 No, because we have to be the palest in the neighbourhood. 37 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:07,190 - Just like every other every year. - You don't get it! 38 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,940 - What do you mean? - I can't live without Martin! 39 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:15,440 But sweetheart, there's plenty more fish in the sea! 40 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,690 Hi, Hakan. 41 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,530 One, two, three... 42 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,610 SUNE + SOPHIE 4 EVER 43 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:32,690 Sune loves Sophie. 44 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:40,530 Oh, family! 45 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,530 Now? 46 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:06,440 What are you standing there for? Come on, let's get it over with. 47 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:12,110 Welcome everyone to the Andersson family's family meeting. 48 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,860 I have something to tell you all. 49 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:21,030 - You've realised what a jerk you are? - Not that. 50 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,440 So what have you ruined now? 51 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:27,360 My God, what do you think of me? 52 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:32,940 Tell us. I'm in the middle of something important. 53 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:37,110 There's nothing more important than this. 54 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:41,030 - Something happened today. - I knew it. 55 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:45,190 I was sitting at my desk... 56 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:51,030 ...and after lunch I realised I was feeling a bit sad 57 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:53,690 - Rudolf. - Hi, Ralf. 58 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:57,110 - Time to take a break, eh? - I wanted to go away on holiday. 59 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,440 It's not 5 o'clock yet. 60 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,690 Now. 61 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:09,280 - Got any holiday plans? - Oh, yes indeed! 62 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,860 And I'm finding all this caravan nonsense a bit too much. 63 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:19,030 We've bought new tyres for the caravan. So it'll be Mosquito Mire, as usual. 64 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:22,610 I was wondering if you fancied doing something else? 65 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:25,110 So maybe we could do something else? 66 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:29,940 You see, there's a big congress for all of Europe's tax experts in Greece. 67 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:32,110 I promised the wife I'd be free... 68 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,440 Something completely different.. 69 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,190 Perhaps you could go in my stead? 70 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:41,190 I've always been so spontaneous. Game for anything... 71 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,860 Well? 72 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:47,190 So I thought since we're spending a whole holiday together... 73 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:51,610 I don't know. I've just bought a new fishing rod. 74 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:54,690 Oh well, I'll have to find someone else. 75 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:57,530 No! No, of course I'll do it! 76 00:06:57,690 --> 00:07:01,530 - Greece has fish too, I suppose. - Of course! 77 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:06,530 So maybe you could take a look at these too. A few late tax returns. 78 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:11,030 So your wonderful dad decided... totally spontaneously... 79 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:12,860 ...that we will go to... 80 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:16,530 Greece! 81 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,690 Wait! That means you have to be able to swim. 82 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:31,280 Of course! And your swimming classes are over! Can I see your certificate? 83 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,280 No, they've stopped giving them out. We were applauded instead. 84 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,440 It was better for the environment. 85 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,110 But can we afford it? 86 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:45,280 You have to treat yourself sometimes, as I like to say. 87 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:49,690 And...I got a little bonus this year too. 88 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,190 A bonus? 89 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,690 For my "exceptional contributions to tax auditing". 90 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:58,280 I'm so proud of you! 91 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,780 There's a troll you can play with! 92 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,690 - Ralf? - Hello, Rudolf! 93 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:08,360 Great that you called! 94 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:13,860 I've just told my family about Greece. They were overjoyed. 95 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:19,610 You don't have to go now. The wife thought it sounded like a great idea. 96 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:23,940 And I know that you were keen to go to Mosquito Mire again... 97 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:29,530 I've got to go. Enjoy the mosquitoes. And do those returns, if you have time. 98 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:41,360 Rudolf, come here! There's so much for the kids to do! 99 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:44,780 Look! Wow, that looks so nice! 100 00:08:47,030 --> 00:08:48,860 Family... 101 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,280 Family! 102 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:55,030 We can't go... 103 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,940 ...without packing our swimming stuff! 104 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,190 - Can I take my surfboard? - Of course! 105 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:11,030 Rudolf... Rudolf, we have to buy new swimming costumes. Look! 106 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:17,360 Why? I think that looks great on you! And it was expensive too. 107 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:20,440 Anna, you can't be serious! 108 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:22,780 - What are you doing? - Dumping Martin. 109 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:26,940 - Are you dumping me? - We've drifted apart. 110 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:30,860 And romantic things can happen on holiday... 111 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:35,360 Who are you talking to? Can't l come to Greece too? 112 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:37,860 So do I have to dump Sophie? 113 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:40,440 Hello? 114 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,610 - No, are you cutting me... - What are you doing? 115 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:49,440 I'm bursting for a poo, if you really must know. So I need this. 116 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,530 64,000 kronor! 117 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:59,110 For a holiday. 118 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,110 Purchase 119 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,110 What have I done? 120 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,530 What have I done? 121 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:21,440 64,000 kronor... 122 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:30,940 Why is Daddy crying while having a poo? 123 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:32,940 Because he's so stingy. 124 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:35,190 What have I done? 125 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:40,360 Don't be sad, Daddy, some new poo will come along soon. 126 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,440 Out with Sweden... 127 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:49,280 ...and in with Greece! 128 00:10:51,530 --> 00:10:55,030 We're going to be flying through the air! 129 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,690 That's life, Sophie. 130 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,780 People drift apart... 131 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:14,110 Now that it's summer, maybe we can't be together like we were last winter. 132 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:20,690 We'll see each other again soon, won't we? 133 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,610 Easy as pie. 134 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:36,030 - Who is it? - Me, Sophie! 135 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,110 Hang on, I 'll be ready in a second 136 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,030 Come in. 137 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:44,440 - Hi. - Hi. 138 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:48,360 What a surprise. 139 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,190 Hakan... 140 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:59,610 - There's something I have to say. - How nice. Sit down. 141 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:06,280 I thought maybe we shouldn't be together this summer. 142 00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:12,860 - Are you dumping me? - No! We can just take a break. 143 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:16,530 - A break? - We're going to Turkey, you see. 144 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:20,280 And romantic things can happen there, you know... 145 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,610 What do you mean? I wouldn't dream of doing that! 146 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:28,360 I thought you'd think it was a good idea. 147 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,860 Right, and you just leave me here all on my own. 148 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:39,360 Sophie! Guess what! We're going to Greece! 149 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,280 - Are you? - Are we? 150 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,530 Yes, Daddy just told us. Downstairs, Sune. 151 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:50,440 Karl Sune Rudolf Andersson. Sometimes you really are too much! 152 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:56,940 Well let me tell you that in that case you're sometimes too little! 153 00:12:57,030 --> 00:13:00,190 Is she angry? Shall I kill her? 154 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,860 No, Hakan. 155 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:08,690 Hakan! 156 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:16,860 I told you. It was something important. 157 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:18,440 Hakan! 158 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:22,280 I'll ljust take some pills and I'll be fine! 159 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,940 What's up with you, Sune? - Why, he looks really sick! 160 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:33,030 - He looks sick. We'll have to cancel. - Sune's not sick. He's just miserable. 161 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:36,780 - Stop it. I feel fine. - There, see? 162 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:41,940 Cheer up, Sune! Sun, sea and lovely girls! 163 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:44,440 What do you know about girls? 164 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:49,440 Have I not told you I was the local ladies' man when I was young? 165 00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,690 You should have been there! 166 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:56,440 I know what girls want. 167 00:13:56,690 --> 00:14:01,030 And I know how boys can make girls happy! 168 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,110 - How? - You've just got to stay cool. 169 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,360 Girls don't want to see everything. Do you get me? 170 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:13,110 How do I know if a girl's interested or not? 171 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:17,030 It can be hard to know what girls think. 172 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:21,860 Some girls don't want to show how impressed they are. 173 00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:24,530 - So how am I to know then? - Sune, look at me. 174 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:27,530 I'll teach you all I know. 175 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:37,780 - What do you have in your Y-fronts? - I can't tell you that. 176 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,860 She doesn't mean your willy. She means the safety pins. 177 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:49,030 -You have safety pins in your Y-fronts? -How else can I keep them up? 178 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,530 Hi there, my darling! My darling... 179 00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:02,280 Hey, girls. A flying elephant: "Dumbo Jet"! 180 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,780 - Funny. - What's his problem? 181 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,860 What a jerk. 182 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,360 - What happened? - Nothing. 183 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:15,780 Some girls just don't know what's best for them. 184 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:20,610 - Who's that? - Can't you tell? It's "Pop idol” Lisa. 185 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:24,440 She almost made it to the finals three years ago. 186 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:26,940 Does that mean you're almost good? 187 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:32,190 That's great. And now look at me... And the teeth... Lovely! 188 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,860 Ignore him. Maybe you could pout a little? 189 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:41,280 So you're getting a bit of sun before this autumn's contest? 190 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,860 - One more from the front... - Have a nice trip. 191 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,940 Do you remember that comedy film? 192 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:57,440 - When Lasse Aberg... - Who? 193 00:15:57,610 --> 00:16:00,780 Lasse Aberg. He wants a glass of juice. 194 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,860 So he reaches up and presses the button, and expects juice to come out! 195 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:10,110 - Did he get any? - Of course not! From the ceiling...? 196 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,530 That's what's so funny! 197 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:17,280 - That's not funny. - It is funny. 198 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:25,530 If you press that button you get Coca Cola out of the armrest. 199 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:28,360 Little brother makes a joke. Ha ha. 200 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,190 It's true, actually. 201 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:38,280 Hakan! I'm going to kill you! 202 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,280 No one gets the better of Hakan! 203 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,440 You know they've started putting computer games in toilets? 204 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:49,860 What kind of game? Is it a war game? 205 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:52,860 You'll see. 206 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:56,940 But you have to stick your head down the toilet to start it. 207 00:16:57,030 --> 00:17:01,360 - No! - Sure. Put your head in and look! 208 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:04,360 - I can't see anything. - Further down. 209 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:10,190 That's it! Now the war game can start: “The World of Poo-craft“! 210 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,780 I'll get him for that! 211 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:23,110 Sometimes you just know. 212 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,440 When you meet Miss Perfect. 213 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:31,530 The sun, the moon, and the whole world dance and smile. 214 00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:35,860 And you know she feels the same. 215 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:39,860 This you know when she says the magic words... 216 00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:42,030 Out of the way. 217 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,860 Hakan! 218 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,610 Karin... 219 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,440 Karin? 220 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:43,360 “My name is Karin and I have slappy cheekies“. 221 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,940 Come on sleeky chappies, Sune, Hakan... 222 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,690 Excuse me! 223 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:13,440 - I have to ask... Isn't that Karin? - Yes...well, in a way... 224 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:18,860 Karin... Karin... There's a friend of yours here. 225 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:27,110 Hi, Karin. It's me, Sabina! 226 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,360 From school. Do you remember me? 227 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:33,610 Sabina Egonsson! 228 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:41,110 - Ego Sabina? - Exactly! 229 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,360 It's been ages! A lot's happened since then! 230 00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:51,610 - It's OK. It's just a normal overdose. - I see. How sad. 231 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:56,860 Hedda, come and say hello. 232 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,860 Are you going to Greece too? 233 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,110 I am in Greece. 234 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:11,400 My swim instructor? 235 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:17,190 - That's the rental car sorted. - Pontus. He was a guide here once. 236 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,860 In charge of safety, actually. 237 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,940 Boss. 238 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:28,780 - This is Fille... - Oh! Little Fille! 239 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,860 And over there's my daughter Hedda. 240 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,440 - Where's Sune? - Sune? 241 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:39,440 Hi! Over here! 242 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:46,360 - Why has Sune got crutches? - This is Sune. He's such a prankster! 243 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,280 I've forgotten something. I'll be right back. 244 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,280 Hello, Sune. 245 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,530 Hello, Pontus. It healed really quickly. 246 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,780 - I've got to go now. - You and I will have a little deal. 247 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:06,360 If you don't say I'm a swim instructor, I'll tell no one you can't swim. OK? 248 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:09,530 I know all the strokes, actually. 249 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,280 Sounds like a good deal, eh? 250 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,610 Exactly. 251 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:17,030 There are you, Sune! 252 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:21,360 Come on, the bus is leaving. Hurry up! I'll take this. 253 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:38,860 Hey! Hey! Stop the coach! Stop, I said! 254 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:04,360 - It's lovely! - Posh. 255 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:11,190 Can't you just relax? We're on holiday! 256 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:16,030 I can't relax before I go on holiday. I go on holiday in order to relax! 257 00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:19,610 We'll see who's relaxed when we get home. 258 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,110 - It's included. Give him the bag. - Come on, Hakan. 259 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,190 Boys, wait, we have to check in first. 260 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,110 Come on, Anna. 261 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,030 Wow! Cool! 262 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,860 Last one in's a big poo! 263 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,110 Can you still not swim, Sune? 264 00:22:57,190 --> 00:23:01,530 Sure I can, but not wearing clothes, out of principle. 265 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,690 I'm in Heaven! - Hello, girls! I've arrived! 266 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:15,280 - Lost your pulling power, Sune? - Maybe they don't speak Swedish. 267 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:17,530 God, what a jerk. 268 00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,940 - Hi, Mum! - Oh, Hakan... 269 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:33,360 - Hakan, what have you done now? - I weed in the pool! 270 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:37,780 You little scamp! - Came on, boys... 271 00:23:39,610 --> 00:23:42,280 Hi! Can I sit here? 272 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,280 No, no, let me take that. 273 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:52,190 Tell me if there's anything you need and I'll go and get it for you. I fix. 274 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:57,940 Rudolf, over here! Come and join us! Rudolf, come and sit down. 275 00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:00,440 - I'm just... - It's time for an information meeting. 276 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,690 Shall we have a drink? 277 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:08,280 - No, no. It's far too... - Expensive? Say that and I'm leaving. 278 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,360 - ...early. - Good for you, Rudolf. 279 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:16,940 A heartfelt welcome everyone to the Sunwing Kallithea Resort! 280 00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:19,190 Why heartfelt? 281 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:26,360 Because we want you all to follow your heart here on Aphrodite's island. 282 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:29,280 As you know, the food and drinks are free. 283 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,690 So take as much as you like. 284 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:38,360 Just show your card and wristband, and whistle the national anthem backwards. 285 00:24:38,530 --> 00:24:40,440 What did she say? 286 00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:43,030 That last bit was a joke. 287 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,860 - What was that? Is everything free? - Yes. 288 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:53,030 - What, everything? - "All inclusive". 289 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:55,110 Is that true? 290 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:02,610 God answers prayers! God answers prayers! 291 00:25:04,610 --> 00:25:06,690 What are you doing, Dad? 292 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,530 Sune... 293 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:13,530 Everything you see is mine. 294 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:20,690 So do you see that table over there? Can you fetch me two free drinks? 295 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:24,940 - Behave yourself, Rudolf. - Yes, Karin, you're right. Sorry. 296 00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:28,940 Get three. - You never know when they'll run out. 297 00:25:38,690 --> 00:25:43,610 And for the kids, Julle the Troll will be up to his old tricks. 298 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:47,110 But Dad... What? 299 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:52,280 Hello, children! My name is Julle! 300 00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:57,360 That's not a real troll. 301 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:04,610 Hi there again, babe. Great place, eh? 302 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,440 Yes. Lovely. 303 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:13,780 What do you say we take a walk on the beach? 304 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,690 You and me, the moonlight... 305 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:20,440 - Sure! - Super. 306 00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:24,860 See you down by the ice-cream kiosk tomorrow evening. Perfect. 307 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:32,110 -...we could go and visit grandpa. - Listen Dad, I'll call you later. 308 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:36,860 And don't forget to visit all the island's sights! 309 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:40,030 You'll have a wonderful time with us! 310 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:39,440 I've been looking into the things you can do here, and there's quite a lot! 311 00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:42,860 They have spinning, body toning, yoga 312 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:46,860 basket-weaving, aquarium care, stretch, relax... 313 00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:52,360 - What's up with you? We're on holiday! - Thank you, Karin, you understand me! 314 00:27:53,940 --> 00:28:01,690 Kids, I want you to help Daddy, who's spent crazy money on this trip, but... 315 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:05,280 But there's a way we can earn it back. 316 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:11,360 If we do loads of expensive things, we make money just being here! See? 317 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:17,690 - Not really. It doesn't make sense. - No, maybe not. But it doesn't matter. 318 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:21,030 - You two go to the kids' group, now. - Do we have to? 319 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,940 Do as I say. No one's getting out of it. We must all do our bit. 320 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:29,190 And eat a lot of ice cream. The big ones. Good boys. 321 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:34,610 So Anna. Kitesurfing or feta cheese making? 322 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:39,360 - What are you going to do? - Make a Greek pot. 323 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:43,690 - But Dad, you don't like pottery! - It's not all about liking! 324 00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:50,110 If we're going to earn back the money we have to make sacrifices! 325 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,280 What? What was that? 326 00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:02,860 - Hi, Karin! - Hi. 327 00:29:03,030 --> 00:29:05,860 I was a little shocked yesterday. 328 00:29:06,030 --> 00:29:09,360 - I apologise for being so forward. - Do you? 329 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:19,190 It's things like this that really make you stop and think. 330 00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:23,610 What are my problems compared to yours? 331 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:26,940 - What? - When I sneeze... 332 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,280 ...I sometimes find I...leak a little. 333 00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:36,280 Compared to you, a little squirt now and then is nothing. 334 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,280 - What do you mean? - The wheelchair, and your... 335 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:45,190 ...your drugs... 336 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,030 Drugs? Oh, I see! 337 00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:59,530 No, I'd just taken too many pills for my fear of flying! 338 00:29:59,690 --> 00:30:02,030 No, I'm fine! 339 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,860 That's good. 340 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,690 Is it just when you sneeze? 341 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:17,690 Time to gather round! Come on, children, hurry up! 342 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:26,190 Stand here. No sword-fights now. In front of me, in a group. Hurry up! 343 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,690 Hello. My name's Linda. 344 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:34,530 Julle the Troll and I will be taking care of you this week. 345 00:30:34,690 --> 00:30:41,030 - Can you wave to the children, Julle? - Hi kids, what fun we'll have. Yeah. 346 00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:43,030 Hi. 347 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:44,530 Alright? 348 00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:51,030 The ice-cream kiosk... the beach... 349 00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:53,110 ...you and me. 350 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,780 - And? - Kiosk, beach, party-time! 351 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,360 So see you later! 352 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:02,940 See, I still have my pulling power! 353 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:06,030 To the pool! 354 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:11,190 No! 355 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:15,610 - Can all of you swim? - Yes! 356 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,610 - No... - Then let's do some bombing! 357 00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:28,780 Come on, jump in! 358 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:30,530 Jump! 359 00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:35,690 Jump in then! 360 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:52,190 Life for a ladies' man is tough. You 're not always in top form. 361 00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:55,690 Sometimes, you're somewhere else... 362 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,110 Bugger! 363 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:12,280 Sune, sweetie! Sune Pune... 364 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,690 Sune! 365 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,280 Sune... 366 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:29,280 You were so good I thought you were the cutest and best of all! 367 00:32:30,610 --> 00:32:34,610 Thanks. But the loveliest one was you! 368 00:32:34,690 --> 00:32:36,860 What do you mean by that? 369 00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:38,440 Sophie! 370 00:32:38,610 --> 00:32:43,190 We haven't split up. We're taking a break Aren't we? 371 00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:47,610 - But I thought.. - A break? 372 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:52,860 So you're not free? - Guards! 373 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:03,780 - Throw him to the lions! - Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean it! 374 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:08,110 Hedda! Sophie! Help me! 375 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,360 Sune? 376 00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:18,280 Sune, you were just dreaming. Would you like a kiss? 377 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,190 I'd love one! Kiss me! 378 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:50,190 I don't know why I didn't do something about by worthless marriage earlier! 379 00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:54,110 Sorry, don't you like mayonnaise? 380 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:03,110 Sorry. My God, were you sick? 381 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:08,360 Before the divorce. I was burned out, had no sex-life... 382 00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:13,280 We decided to take a break, so Hedda and I went away on holiday. 383 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,530 And there he was, Pontus. We can't control our feelings, can we? 384 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:19,860 And nine months later, Fille arrived. 385 00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:24,440 Pontus is such a great dad, he's so wonderful. 386 00:34:24,610 --> 00:34:26,610 - How lovely! - And guess what. 387 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:30,030 We might be buying up this whole hotel! 388 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:35,780 That'll make us financially independent and then I can consider marrying him. 389 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:39,440 How about you? Who did you meet after school? 390 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:42,280 Well, it was Rudolf. 391 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:50,780 He's nice. A real hunk. 392 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:55,940 What the hell are you doing? Those doughnuts are mine! 393 00:34:56,110 --> 00:34:58,610 Yours? It's all inclusive! 394 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:03,110 But not those doughnuts. I bought them in town. With my own money. 395 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:12,360 Sorry. 396 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:17,280 Sorry. 397 00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:22,440 - Rudolf! - Sorry. 398 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:42,110 Shit! 399 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,860 I'll get him for this! 400 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:59,280 - Good evening. Time to stock up! - How lovely. Here you are. 401 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:05,940 Thanks. OK, kids! Ready, steady... 402 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,280 Eat! 403 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:14,110 Now just eat until you burst! 404 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,110 - Sune! Take some greens too. - And not just potatoes, Hakan! 405 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,940 Should we take dessert now, or wait? 406 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:28,610 Wait? 407 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:31,860 I think I'll take a few more potatoes... 408 00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:38,860 Sorry... Excuse me, I think there has been a misunderstanding. 409 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:42,280 - You said it's all included. - Of course. 410 00:36:42,530 --> 00:36:45,530 But you're sitting at the buffet table. 411 00:36:45,610 --> 00:36:48,360 The guests all get their food here. 412 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,690 Oh, I see... 413 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,610 This isn't going to be easy. 414 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:15,280 - Does anyone want my pudding? - Me! 415 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,780 I think I'll go and rest my head for a bit. 416 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:22,860 - You do that, baby. Does it hurt? - Yes. 417 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,530 - What's the book? - I'm just making a note... 418 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,690 Calories, maybe? 419 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:44,280 So it was time for a little romance again. 420 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:48,610 Sophie was right. A break is a great idea. 421 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:04,110 We are proud to present in association with Ving, Sunwing and Thomas Cook 422 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,690 and with the support of Candy Hug and "Buzz off" fly spray 423 00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:14,190 tonight's star from TV's "Stars of Tomorrow" sponsored by Big Burgers 424 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,280 and the Radio Rix charts presented by Red Fly Music International 425 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,110 along with Long-Life Milk, the milk with the long taste guarantee 426 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,780 Tony's Mopeds and Proderm Sunscreen, here she is: 427 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:30,780 A celebrity product from Celebrity Products: "Pop Idol" Lisa! 428 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:39,690 Another idea I've had is to build a channel looping around the hotel 429 00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:44,780 so that you can swim up to the hilltop and take the water chute back down. 430 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:47,860 You'll be able to wave from the top too. 431 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:51,530 But you can't swim uphill, can you? 432 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,690 Can you? 433 00:38:55,860 --> 00:39:03,940 I've got Rhodes' top engineers onto it. I've put together a team. 434 00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:06,280 See, Pontus thinks of everything. 435 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,780 You're so good. 436 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:18,530 Wee? 437 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:54,530 Wow! What great effects this “Pop Idol Laura” has! 438 00:39:54,610 --> 00:39:56,610 She's called "Pop Idol Lisa". 439 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,440 - "Foreigner". - "Foreigner". 440 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:34,440 - And... "Idiot". - "Idiot". 441 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:41,860 Not going well, Sune? 442 00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:46,940 You can't charm all the girls all the time. 443 00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:50,440 Besides, I've already got a girlfriend. Sophie. 444 00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:56,690 I think. 445 00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:01,280 - Hi, Sophie! - Hi Sune! How are you? 446 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:08,030 - What have you done to your head? - I just had to rescue some girl... 447 00:41:08,110 --> 00:41:13,110 - I was thinking about this break idea. - Me too! 448 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,780 - It's the best thing in the world! - What? 449 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:22,030 I didn't think it was good at first, but now it feels great, doesn't it? 450 00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:24,190 This is my new friend, Gabbe. 451 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,940 And this is Alex, and Sebbe and little Ekrem. 452 00:41:30,610 --> 00:41:34,440 - Has he got a speech impediment? - No, it's just a bad signal. 453 00:41:34,610 --> 00:41:38,190 Sune, I have to go. We're off to a disco! 454 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,190 - Can't I come too? - What? 455 00:41:48,110 --> 00:41:50,690 Cool song! 456 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:10,190 - I've got a slow dance with Gabbe now. - Sophie, wait! Don't hang up. 457 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,190 Pool, I day. Cleaning, 4. 458 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,940 Drinks, 23. Coffee, 8. 459 00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,530 Total value 460 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,780 Feeling happy? 461 00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:42,530 Am I feeling happy? Can it get any better than this? 462 00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:48,690 We have sun, a pool, food, friends... All completely free. 463 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:55,190 Just like something else I just thought of... 464 00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:00,360 I don't know. I'm tired. 465 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:06,360 And there's me thinking everything was all-inclusive here... 466 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,860 I see, that's what you mean... 467 00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:30,530 - Good, then let's get going. - Come on, sweetheart. 468 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:34,780 Sune...? 469 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:39,530 How are things, Sune? 470 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,030 I can't join in with the children's group with this anyway. 471 00:43:46,070 --> 00:43:48,360 What shall we do today, then? 472 00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:54,190 Here's something that looks like really good fun! 473 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,940 Ancient Greece goes back thousands of years 474 00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:07,860 and is considered by many to be the cradle of Western civilisation. 475 00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:14,030 The ancient Greeks fought off invasion by the Persian empire 476 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:17,610 and then became part of Byzantium. 477 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:25,280 The Olympic Games are one of the legacies of this period. 478 00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:31,110 We've all had a lovely time, and it'll soon be time to dismount... 479 00:44:36,690 --> 00:44:40,860 The Greeks believe that Aphrodite can still cure all broken hearts. 480 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,690 Can she? Where is she? 481 00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:48,940 Aphrodite is on the big Greek tour. 482 00:44:49,070 --> 00:44:53,940 Time for some souvlaki! There's some here for those who ordered it. 483 00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:58,030 And there are other choices too. 484 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,110 Is that you, Aphrodite? 485 00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:15,860 Is it you, the goddess of love, who's talking to me? 486 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:18,530 Yes... 487 00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:23,440 You, who knows about love. What am I to do? 488 00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,940 My name's Karl Sune Rudolf Andersson 489 00:46:27,030 --> 00:46:30,360 and I've completely lost my pulling power. 490 00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:33,030 I don't know what to do. 491 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,440 Paint me red. 492 00:46:42,610 --> 00:46:46,610 - What did you say? - Paint me red, if you can. 493 00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:50,940 Paint you red? That's not allowed. 494 00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:55,690 - Really? - Isn't there anything else I can do? 495 00:46:55,860 --> 00:47:00,780 Nothing works for me. Please. 496 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:07,190 Stay silent...for one day. 497 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,940 Will that help? 498 00:47:13,610 --> 00:47:18,690 Thank you so much, your divine Goddess Aphrodite. I bow to you! 499 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:29,780 - Why are you so quiet today, Sune? - Is your tongue loose? 500 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:36,030 - A loose tongue means you talk a lot. - But his tongue's loose. Fallen off. 501 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:42,860 Where shall we sit? It's packed! 502 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:48,030 Are we the Andersson family? Yes, we are. 503 00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:52,280 Shall we find the best place? Yes, we shall. 504 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:56,440 - Do you trust me? Do you trust me? - No. 505 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,280 - I want to swim with the sharks. - Well you can't. It's too dangerous. 506 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,440 But I want to live dangerously! 507 00:48:10,530 --> 00:48:16,440 We already are, because we're right at the edge of the resort... - Rudolf! 508 00:48:17,530 --> 00:48:20,440 Family, here it is. The best place. 509 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,360 But there's probably a good reason why no one's here. 510 00:48:25,530 --> 00:48:29,360 Maybe your clever little daddy is expert at finding the right place. 511 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,860 "Lena", two letters. 512 00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:42,780 - PH. Lena PH. - Well done. 513 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,110 - Did you have to bring that with you? - It's my summer hobby. 514 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,030 You do crosswords, I do tax returns. 515 00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:58,030 Anyway, who else would do it. It's holiday time. 516 00:48:58,190 --> 00:49:01,280 I'm starving. Can't we get some calamari? 517 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,610 There's free moussaka back at the hotel. 518 00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:07,940 I mean, it's so delicious. 519 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,440 "Madman", five letters. 520 00:49:12,610 --> 00:49:14,530 Idiot! Good. 521 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:19,440 Come on play, Sune. The rat also wants to play! 522 00:49:19,610 --> 00:49:24,860 Why aren't you speaking? Are you not going to speak for the whole day? 523 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:28,530 Suit yourself. 524 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:49,360 What are you playing at, Sune? He doesn't understand. 525 00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:52,530 That's one spaghetti Bolognese with extra cheese 526 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:55,610 cherry tomatoes and a splash of ketchup. 527 00:50:03,530 --> 00:50:05,940 Without extra olives. Thank you. 528 00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:41,860 What does he want now? 529 00:50:42,030 --> 00:50:47,110 - I think he wants to say something. - That's exactly what he's not doing! 530 00:50:50,030 --> 00:50:52,190 A giraffe with a sore throat! 531 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,440 - Everyone's pooing...in... - Robert Wells! 532 00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:58,940 Everything's floating! 533 00:51:07,030 --> 00:51:09,610 Two points to the red team. 534 00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:13,860 I'll pass the question over to the blue team. What floats? 535 00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:16,940 - What floats? - A strong... 536 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,030 - A frogman! - ...builder! 537 00:51:19,190 --> 00:51:21,440 - Paper! Paper! - A man with a banana! 538 00:51:21,610 --> 00:51:24,610 Paper on the arm! Paper on the arm! 539 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:29,110 “All our things are floating in the sea because of the tide"! 540 00:51:29,190 --> 00:51:31,940 Is it right? Is it right? Yes! 541 00:51:34,530 --> 00:51:38,190 And the winners are...the blue team! 542 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,780 Gangway! 543 00:51:46,610 --> 00:51:48,860 Oh no! Johansson! 544 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:52,940 Anna! Come and help us! 545 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,110 The whole of Bollnas is sinking! 546 00:51:56,190 --> 00:52:02,690 Every Johansson with an income over 25,000 a month is floating to Turkey! 547 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:05,280 Bollnas? That's where we live! 548 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,110 Don't be sad, Daddy. 549 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,530 Some new tax fiddle will come along soon. 550 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,360 - You seem funny. - Yes, it worked! 551 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,280 - What did? - You won't believe me. 552 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:48,190 I was helped by a special person with a problem I had. 553 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,030 Who? 554 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,940 Aphrodite! 555 00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:56,610 - Aphrodite? - Yes! The goddess of love! 556 00:52:56,780 --> 00:53:00,940 She cured me! Can't you feel my pulling power? 557 00:53:01,110 --> 00:53:03,030 Wait. How about now? 558 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:10,860 Don't you feel anything? 559 00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:17,280 Nah...perhaps a few odd crumbs. 560 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:23,360 Listen, I can help you. 561 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,780 I'm a girl and I know what girls like. 562 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:33,110 OK, but I must warn you. Don't fall in love with me. 563 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,940 Hedda! You know what Mum said about your sun hat! 564 00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:38,780 That's better. 565 00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:42,440 - So what should I do. - Idiot. 566 00:53:44,690 --> 00:53:47,690 I know. Come on! 567 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:50,780 - So what do girls like? - Pranks! 568 00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:02,690 I don't see why people say it's boring not to bring the whole family here. 569 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:09,190 But if you want to do something with the whole family, what can you do? 570 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:14,860 Pontus, if you want to do something with the family here, what can you do? 571 00:54:15,110 --> 00:54:16,530 A boat trip. 572 00:54:18,190 --> 00:54:21,690 -Is it included in the... - No, it's not. 573 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:24,610 I don't know. Karin gets so sea sick. 574 00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:29,940 It happened once, at the end of the 80s in your dad's little rowing boat. 575 00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:35,280 Pontus, can you help me? My cap's in the pool and I can't reach it. 576 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,360 What? Sure. 577 00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:46,360 Sune, you've not forgotten our deal, right? Keep mum, OK? Good. 578 00:54:56,690 --> 00:54:59,860 - Sune! - Sorry, it was an accident! 579 00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:04,860 It's OK. thank you, Sune. Good initiative. 580 00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:07,690 Might as well have a swim now. 581 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:11,360 But why was that good for my pulling power? 582 00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:16,780 Girls like naughty boys who do dangerous things. 583 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:22,360 - You can see that, can't you? - So I'm a "naughty boy", am I? 584 00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:27,530 Yet it was strange. He didn't get angry. He enjoyed it. 585 00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:31,190 We'll have to play some more pranks... 586 00:55:41,110 --> 00:55:43,440 It's OK. I'm fine. 587 00:55:47,530 --> 00:55:49,940 Good try, Sune. Really. 588 00:55:54,610 --> 00:55:58,190 - That's not funny. - I'm fine, I'm fine. 589 00:56:06,110 --> 00:56:08,690 - Move that... - Let Sune decide! 590 00:56:15,190 --> 00:56:17,690 I'm fine. Good move. 591 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,110 What's up with our sweet little Sune? 592 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,030 What's got into him? 593 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,190 - What are you doing? - What? 594 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:43,530 - You can't go into Sune's computer. - Maybe not. 595 00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:46,690 But we must find some clues, right? 596 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,190 Oh, my God! What is this? 597 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,940 - Look! - What? 598 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,280 What the hell kind of creature is that? 599 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,190 - Can't you tell? It's me! - Oh, right. I see it now. 600 00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:07,280 - It's a bad angle. - I'm deleting. 601 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:11,360 - What do you think it can be? - Puberty. 602 00:57:11,530 --> 00:57:16,280 No! He hasn't got a male role model! 603 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,110 That's it! 604 00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:30,530 - We should do something together. - Show him we're a normal family. 605 00:57:30,690 --> 00:57:34,780 - I don't think he feels secure. - We are a normal family. 606 00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:42,530 Yes, of course. And we must show him that so that he feels calm and secure. 607 00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:46,280 It'll be fine. I'll be manly. 608 00:58:17,780 --> 00:58:19,440 I'll get him for that. 609 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,860 Sune, hi! 610 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,780 Great! Look, I think we have to talk. Sune. 611 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,440 Sune! Stop! Stop! 612 00:58:36,530 --> 00:58:37,940 Hey. 613 00:58:39,030 --> 00:58:43,360 Sune! I said stop! 614 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,280 Sune, come on out. OK? 615 00:59:18,110 --> 00:59:23,110 I'm not going to hurt you! I just want to get you an ice-cream. And sweets. 616 00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:27,860 We had a deal. Do you know what that means? 617 00:59:28,030 --> 00:59:30,690 Yes...sort of. 618 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:36,440 - You have to quit the pranks. Hear me? - I hear better than I've ever heard. 619 00:59:36,610 --> 00:59:38,940 - Good. - Ow! 620 00:59:39,110 --> 00:59:40,940 Exactly. 621 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,440 Why must we wind up Pontus all the time? 622 00:59:56,690 --> 01:00:00,280 - Because it's fun. - I don't want to do it any more. 623 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:04,530 Why? Now when we've come so far... 624 01:00:05,530 --> 01:00:09,280 You're getting your pulling power back... 625 01:00:13,940 --> 01:00:18,690 How about you? Is it so hard for you to fall in love? 626 01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:21,190 I told you, I hate love... 627 01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:28,030 You couldn't be in love with him, could you? 628 01:00:30,190 --> 01:00:33,030 Not in love. Interested, perhaps. 629 01:00:33,110 --> 01:00:35,360 His head's just full of squid. 630 01:00:35,610 --> 01:00:40,190 If you like, I can teach you what boys like to do. 631 01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:49,530 - OK, so what do boys like? - Romance. 632 01:01:00,780 --> 01:01:02,530 - Cheers. - Cheers. 633 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:10,780 I'm full as a fart, as Sophie says. 634 01:01:12,610 --> 01:01:17,440 - Who's Sophie? - An old girlfriend. 635 01:01:19,030 --> 01:01:24,610 - We're taking a break. - A break? What's that? 636 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:29,360 I think it's when you're not together any more. 637 01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:33,280 When you're free to have a holiday flirt. 638 01:01:40,190 --> 01:01:42,860 That's why my mum said last year. 639 01:01:44,610 --> 01:01:46,190 Holiday flirt. 640 01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:52,110 - What? - It was before she met Pontus... 641 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,280 ...and knew that she was pregnant. 642 01:01:55,440 --> 01:02:00,610 But you seem to me like a really nice family. 643 01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:06,360 Are you kidding me? Mum just cares about herself and Pontus and Fille. 644 01:02:06,530 --> 01:02:08,610 She doesn't care about me. 645 01:02:11,030 --> 01:02:16,530 - You haven't seen my family. - Yes I have. They're wonderful. 646 01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:18,860 Are you blind? 647 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:22,190 My family's the craziest family there is. 648 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:27,190 - Are they? - My dad's a nutcase. 649 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:35,780 Mum's bonkers and Anna is stupid and Hakan...is like some sort of alien! 650 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,190 I'll show you. 651 01:02:47,110 --> 01:02:48,690 No, Hedda. 652 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,530 Let me. 653 01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:49,030 He's coming. Everyone get ready! Don't forget to be normal now! 654 01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:52,530 I've warned you. We're a totally abnormal family. 655 01:03:57,530 --> 01:04:00,360 Hello, children. Welcome. 656 01:04:00,530 --> 01:04:01,940 What? 657 01:04:02,110 --> 01:04:07,360 How lovely that you have a friend with you! A glass of juice? 658 01:04:07,530 --> 01:04:10,190 And maybe a bun? 659 01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:13,440 - Thanks. - Help yourselves. 660 01:04:17,690 --> 01:04:24,190 Father - Mother - can't I babysit my darling little brothers tonight? 661 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,780 Yes! 662 01:04:25,860 --> 01:04:29,860 Of course you can! Of course! 663 01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:32,610 Why aren't you being normal? 664 01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:37,030 - But we are being normal! - Completely normal. 665 01:04:37,190 --> 01:04:40,780 They're not normally like this. I promise. 666 01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:44,110 Honestly! Show her what a dork you are. 667 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,610 Father never does anything dorky. 668 01:04:50,030 --> 01:04:54,780 Sune, you're talking nonsense, but I love you anyway! 669 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:01,610 And Mum, why is it so tidy here? You hate tidiness! 670 01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:04,280 What do you mean, darling? 671 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:09,610 We've all been tidying up together. - We love it when things look nice. 672 01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:18,440 You lied to me! Your family is wonderful! How could you? 673 01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,190 No, wait! 674 01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:28,860 What are you playing at? Why are you doing this? 675 01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:37,780 - Darling, buy me a drink, will you? - One drink coming up! 676 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:43,440 Where's the "all inclusive"? Where's the card? 677 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,860 Have you seen it? 678 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:52,190 And yet again, we've saved Julle from the pirates and he's so happy! 679 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,860 Yippee. 680 01:05:54,030 --> 01:05:58,030 That's it for today, and don't forget our pirate finale tomorrow. 681 01:05:58,110 --> 01:06:04,360 Don't take the swords home if you've not paid for them. Give them to Julle. 682 01:06:04,530 --> 01:06:06,860 You forgot this, Hakan. 683 01:06:09,110 --> 01:06:11,360 I'll get you for that. 684 01:07:15,030 --> 01:07:16,860 Bloody kids! 685 01:07:31,110 --> 01:07:36,190 Hi Hedda! I've thought of some things that we can do that boys like. 686 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:41,360 - A kissing class and a snogging class. - We're not doing anything. 687 01:07:41,530 --> 01:07:43,610 But... 688 01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:45,940 - Sorry about yesterday. - I don't care. 689 01:07:46,110 --> 01:07:50,690 I'm not an expert. I don't know what girls like or what boys should do. 690 01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:56,110 I only said that because I'm so pissed off with my mum, Pontus, everything! 691 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:01,530 I can help you. 692 01:08:01,690 --> 01:08:08,030 You lie. No one helps me. Ever. 693 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:18,030 This can't go on. When will I meet the hotel manager? It's embarrassing. 694 01:08:18,190 --> 01:08:20,610 Don't worry. I'll sort it, I promise. 695 01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:24,780 Can you take Fille today? I have to get some sun. I'm totally white. 696 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,780 - But I... - What? 697 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:30,440 - I have to go to that meeting with... - With? 698 01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:34,440 - With the water chute engineers. - You did that yesterday. 699 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:37,780 - But they wanted to meet again... - Stop it. just go. 700 01:08:42,530 --> 01:08:45,940 Some crisps would be perfect now. 701 01:08:46,110 --> 01:08:49,280 - Pontus is a pig. - Julle? 702 01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:51,030 No, Pontus. 703 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:55,940 Come with me, I want to show you something. 704 01:08:56,110 --> 01:08:59,860 I'm running a bit late, so if you can just... 705 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:06,940 ...you can start the Julle song and I'll be along in a jiffy. 706 01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:12,280 - Hakan, know what you are? - Yes. Seven, 707 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,860 No. A genius. 708 01:09:17,030 --> 01:09:21,030 Imagine. I'll be living here one day. Oh, the sacrifices one makes. 709 01:09:24,190 --> 01:09:25,610 There! 710 01:09:26,610 --> 01:09:30,190 - Now you can do me. - I can't. I'm allergic. 711 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:35,280 - How can that be? I've just done you. - The doctors wonder about that too. 712 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,360 Oh, look! Here comes Julle the Troll! 713 01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,530 - You must tell me where to walk! - Straight ahead! 714 01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:58,110 - What's going on up there? - Relax, it's under control. 715 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:04,360 - Left. No, the other left! - What other left? There's only one! 716 01:10:04,530 --> 01:10:06,860 Right, then. - Out of the way! 717 01:10:08,610 --> 01:10:11,110 - Sit still, Hakan! - He's drunk! 718 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:14,360 - Out of the way! - What was that? 719 01:10:14,530 --> 01:10:17,030 Hakan, keep your balance! 720 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,940 Careful...! 721 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:41,360 - I can see them! - What can you see? 722 01:10:42,690 --> 01:10:46,280 What can you see? Hakan, what can you see? 723 01:10:53,610 --> 01:10:56,610 - Hakan, what can you see? - The crisps! 724 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:02,610 Hey, Rudolf! Rudolf! What are you doing at the moment? 725 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:10,610 I've been to yoga and had a water massage, now I'll go riding and then... 726 01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:13,940 I was wondering if you and I could do a little deal. 727 01:11:14,030 --> 01:11:15,610 - Deal? - Now? 728 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:27,110 Look! Here he comes! 729 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:37,530 What the hell have you been playing at? Going on the rampage by the pool... 730 01:11:37,690 --> 01:11:39,860 - I didn't! - Don't lie to me! 731 01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:42,610 I don't know what you're talking about. 732 01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:47,110 I'm innocent! What are you doing? 733 01:12:13,780 --> 01:12:15,530 The hotel manager I mentioned... 734 01:12:17,690 --> 01:12:19,690 I thought I'd introduce you... 735 01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,690 If Pontus is there, where's Fille? 736 01:12:36,570 --> 01:12:38,190 Fille? 737 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,360 Life isn't just potatoes. It's crisps too. 738 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:44,530 - Fille! - Fille! 739 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:52,030 - What are they doing? - Fille! Fille! 740 01:12:53,690 --> 01:12:56,940 - What are you yelling about? - Oh, God! 741 01:12:57,030 --> 01:13:00,030 My baby! My little Teofil! 742 01:13:00,190 --> 01:13:03,610 - Where have you been? - Doing pottery. 743 01:13:03,860 --> 01:13:06,690 And we've had such a lovely time, haven't we? 744 01:13:10,030 --> 01:13:14,360 I can explain. It wasn't me. Someone must have taken the costume. 745 01:13:14,610 --> 01:13:18,110 I don't care about Julle. How can you forget our baby? 746 01:13:18,230 --> 01:13:22,690 Leave the only precious thing in my life to that prize clown, Rudolf. 747 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:26,860 He is who he is, but at least I'm not married to a troll! 748 01:13:27,030 --> 01:13:29,780 Do you want to know how we did it? 749 01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:32,530 I sat on Sune's shoulders. 750 01:13:32,690 --> 01:13:39,690 And I had to say left and right, because Sune doesn't know all that. 751 01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:43,280 It must get quite hot in that costume. 752 01:13:45,690 --> 01:13:50,110 - Aren't children wonderful! - We might as well fess up then! 753 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:54,940 I'm Sune's swim instructor, and he bunked off all his classes. 754 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:58,440 He had his leg in plaster. So he and I made a little deal. 755 01:13:58,610 --> 01:14:02,110 Who said that everyone has to be able to swim? 756 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:07,110 Sometimes you have to decide things for yourself. Right, Dad? 757 01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:10,860 Swim instructor? 758 01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:21,190 It was just an extra... - Excuse me, I must go and pack away my costume. 759 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:27,860 - Did you have a deal with Pontus? - No, well, yes, but... 760 01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:30,610 It was just a tiny... 761 01:14:44,030 --> 01:14:45,610 Pontus! 762 01:14:47,110 --> 01:14:49,780 Julle the Troll! 763 01:14:52,110 --> 01:14:53,940 What's this? 764 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:58,860 That is a surprise... 765 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:02,110 There's just a lot of numbers, and... 766 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,360 ...everything we've eaten and done and... 767 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,860 I...well, it's like this. 768 01:15:09,030 --> 01:15:14,440 I've made a note of everything we've eaten, drunk and done. 769 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:18,110 All the body toning, yoga, tanning, riding, everything. 770 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,860 We've almost reached SKr 64,000! 771 01:15:22,030 --> 01:15:26,030 - I just need to eat squid tonight. - But you don't even like squid! 772 01:15:26,190 --> 01:15:31,690 No, but then we'll have reached SKr 64,000. Good, eh? 773 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,280 Why? 774 01:15:35,190 --> 01:15:38,530 - It's good to know such things. - Why is that good? 775 01:15:38,690 --> 01:15:40,860 Because it's good to know. 776 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:44,440 - Great. - Isn't it? 777 01:15:44,610 --> 01:15:50,280 - Where are you going? Dinner's later. - I know. I just think I need a break. 778 01:15:52,110 --> 01:15:55,360 A break? What kind of break? 779 01:15:57,110 --> 01:16:00,940 I don't think your mother wants to marry me any more. 780 01:16:01,110 --> 01:16:03,690 So you won't have to put up with me. 781 01:16:03,820 --> 01:16:06,860 Pontus, I can't find any clean clothes. Can you come here? 782 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:15,780 Either we decide to do this or we forget it. 783 01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:19,610 I'm sorry. I can explain. It was just that I... 784 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:26,780 You decide. We'll do what you want. I'll do what you do. OK? 785 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,860 OK. 786 01:16:31,530 --> 01:16:34,530 Then I decide that we do it. 787 01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:39,940 - Though right now I'm really cross. - Thanks! I promise, it'll be terrific! 788 01:16:40,110 --> 01:16:43,860 Of course it will, as long as it's not too windy. 789 01:16:44,030 --> 01:16:49,190 - Windy? - We've just decided on that boat trip. 790 01:16:50,190 --> 01:16:54,190 - Haven't we? - Of course. That's what I mean. 791 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:04,360 Maybe that boat trip isn't such a daft idea. 792 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:09,110 It could be a memory for life...couldn't it? 793 01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:13,110 So where is this boat? 794 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:18,780 Funny how you can think that things are somewhere else when they're not. 795 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:31,190 Karin, it's not that boat, it's another boat! 796 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,610 The cheaper one, right? 797 01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:39,030 I don't know about that... maybe a bit... 798 01:18:46,690 --> 01:18:50,360 Shit! - OK, OK, OK... 799 01:19:00,530 --> 01:19:01,940 Stop it. 800 01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:09,190 Lovely, isn't it. This is where they filmed "The Guns of Navarone". 801 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,360 Anthony Quinn and Gregory Peck. 802 01:19:11,530 --> 01:19:17,530 Quinn was so taken he bought the whole bay. I'd love to buy a bay. For you. 803 01:19:19,110 --> 01:19:20,610 Interesting. 804 01:19:22,690 --> 01:19:26,110 - Can you stop being cross? - Stop being cross? 805 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:28,690 Having kids is a responsibility. 806 01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:30,690 Responsibility? 807 01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:35,110 Weren't you the one who said we two would go away last year, without men? 808 01:19:35,230 --> 01:19:37,280 - What? - You totally ignored me! 809 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,690 Is that what you call being a good parent? 810 01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:44,860 - But sweetheart... - Leave me alone! 811 01:19:46,940 --> 01:19:49,280 Touch me and you've had it! 812 01:19:50,610 --> 01:19:52,610 She needs my help! 813 01:19:55,610 --> 01:19:57,860 What are you doing, Sune? 814 01:20:00,230 --> 01:20:02,030 You can't swim, Sune! 815 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,940 Sune! 816 01:20:13,730 --> 01:20:15,610 Dad's coming! 817 01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,690 My brother. 818 01:20:18,860 --> 01:20:24,610 It was me too. I hoped we'd do stuff, but you just wanted to play with Sune. 819 01:20:24,780 --> 01:20:29,110 Come off it, Sune? He's an idiot. He can't even swim. 820 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:30,690 Yes I can. 821 01:20:33,030 --> 01:20:34,610 Sune! 822 01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:37,530 Sune! 823 01:20:37,730 --> 01:20:39,280 Sune! 824 01:20:41,110 --> 01:20:45,280 - Sune... - Let's go home and forget all this. 825 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,530 Look at me. What do you say? 826 01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:51,190 And Pontus? 827 01:20:52,190 --> 01:20:56,360 He's not really the man I thought he was. He's not even honest. 828 01:20:56,480 --> 01:21:00,110 Let's leave all this and go home. 829 01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:04,190 Pontus isn't the problem. Make your mind up! 830 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,780 - I want to go swimming too! - Hakan! 831 01:21:07,860 --> 01:21:10,690 - Rudolf, go and get Hakan! - What? 832 01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:15,860 Hakan! 833 01:21:18,030 --> 01:21:20,780 What were you playing at, Sune? 834 01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:25,360 - I did it, Mum! - Yes, you did! 835 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,940 Rudolf? 836 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:46,440 I spoke to the doctor. He seems OK. Sune, too. 837 01:21:49,940 --> 01:21:52,280 - We have to talk. - What? 838 01:21:53,730 --> 01:21:57,440 - We have to talk. About us. - About us? 839 01:21:57,610 --> 01:22:01,110 How do you think we're getting on? 840 01:22:02,860 --> 01:22:08,940 - Well...I don't know what to... - We can't pretend that it's all OK. 841 01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:11,360 No, sure... 842 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:15,690 - So how bad do you think it is? - I think it's... 843 01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:22,030 - Sort of OK bad. - Sort of OK bad? 844 01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:27,860 You're obsessed with money! Is that more important than how we are? 845 01:22:27,940 --> 01:22:30,110 Are you sick? 846 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,530 - You refuse to understand. - Well... 847 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:44,440 It would be nice if you just... listened...for a change. 848 01:22:51,690 --> 01:22:59,940 Can't we just enjoy these last few days here, darling? 849 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:05,110 And let's not keep thinking about what everything costs. 850 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:13,030 Can't we? 851 01:23:17,030 --> 01:23:20,440 - Why aren't you saying anything? - You told me to listen. 852 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:24,690 Sophie... Sophie... 853 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,940 - Sune? - He's delirious. 854 01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:42,780 I've seen the light. 855 01:23:44,690 --> 01:23:46,860 Oh, Sune Pune... 856 01:23:56,860 --> 01:24:00,610 You should always leave things as you find them. 857 01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:19,030 I have something to confess. 858 01:24:20,730 --> 01:24:22,780 I'm not sure, but... 859 01:24:26,610 --> 01:24:28,940 ...I think I'm in love with you. 860 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,030 What? 861 01:24:33,530 --> 01:24:35,610 I know. Is it stupid? 862 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:40,190 I don't really know. 863 01:24:50,780 --> 01:24:54,780 I've done something brave too. I thought it was about time. 864 01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:58,030 - What? - You'll find out later. 865 01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:06,190 - Paint me red. - She did it. 866 01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:08,940 Thanks for your help, Aphrodite. 867 01:25:29,030 --> 01:25:30,440 Aphrodite? 868 01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:37,780 My name's Rudolf and I'm married to Karin. 869 01:25:37,940 --> 01:25:42,110 My wife Karin thinks I'm too stingy. 870 01:25:43,110 --> 01:25:48,110 That I think about money too much. 871 01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:53,690 Which isn't surprising, because I paid a lot of money for this holiday... 872 01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:58,860 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. 873 01:25:59,860 --> 01:26:03,610 - Have you and Mum had a row? - Yes. 874 01:26:03,730 --> 01:26:08,030 So I thought I'd come and have a chat with... 875 01:26:08,110 --> 01:26:11,610 It's said to work wonders for love! 876 01:26:13,030 --> 01:26:15,610 - What brings you here? - Love. 877 01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:22,780 Love is like the sky. 878 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:27,110 And the clouds are just small problems that blow past. 879 01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:30,610 But the sky's still there. For ever. 880 01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:35,440 Say that again, Sune. 881 01:26:35,610 --> 01:26:38,780 - What? - That about the clouds, sky and love. 882 01:26:40,190 --> 01:26:43,190 Love is like the sky. 883 01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:47,780 And the clouds are just little tiny problems that blow past. 884 01:26:47,940 --> 01:26:52,280 - But the sky's always there. For ever. - For ever. 885 01:26:53,690 --> 01:26:55,860 Thank you, Sune. Thank you! 886 01:26:56,030 --> 01:26:57,690 Thank you, Sune! 887 01:26:59,530 --> 01:27:03,530 I didn't even come up with that! It was "Pop Idol Lisa"! 888 01:27:03,690 --> 01:27:05,940 See you at the party! 889 01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:15,860 There. Perfect. A little tzatziki, some calamari... 890 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:18,690 Perfect. 891 01:27:18,820 --> 01:27:23,190 - Anna, this is very kind of... - Yannis. 892 01:27:24,690 --> 01:27:27,940 Yanny, thanks for letting us be here! 893 01:27:32,860 --> 01:27:37,780 Good boys. Put twelve more in that tree there and four over there. 894 01:27:38,940 --> 01:27:42,190 We can go to the next lantern. If we can find one... 895 01:28:02,190 --> 01:28:05,940 - Welcome, darling. - What have you done, Rudolf? 896 01:28:08,610 --> 01:28:11,280 I just want to say one thing. 897 01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:15,440 Love is like the sky. 898 01:28:15,610 --> 01:28:20,360 And our problems are tiny little clouds floating past. 899 01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:24,860 But the sky is there for ever. 900 01:28:26,110 --> 01:28:27,860 What do you mean? 901 01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:30,780 Just like my love for you. 902 01:28:33,030 --> 01:28:36,690 I'm sorry, darling. I'll stop thinking so much about money. 903 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:41,280 But I have to say sorry to you too. 904 01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:45,690 - Why? - You paid for this by yourself! 905 01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:49,610 - How do you know that? - I met your boss in the village. 906 01:28:49,860 --> 01:28:52,780 - Hi, Rudolf! - Ralf! 907 01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:57,190 I never thought you'd give up Mosquito Mire, you madman! 908 01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:59,610 This is our daughter, Lisa. 909 01:28:59,780 --> 01:29:04,530 - My dear, what's happened? - She's had a bit of bad luck here. 910 01:29:04,690 --> 01:29:08,530 - To say the least. - She's not herself. Leave it to me. 911 01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:13,530 Darling... How could you afford this? 912 01:29:13,690 --> 01:29:18,190 - I sold the caravan. - Your most precious possession! 913 01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:21,690 With its new tyres and everything! Darling! 914 01:29:42,570 --> 01:29:49,530 ...so I was wondering if you wanted to get married. To me. 915 01:29:58,610 --> 01:30:01,530 - It's lovely. - So you say yes? 916 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:14,860 Hi. 917 01:30:15,030 --> 01:30:17,940 - Having fun? - Yes. 918 01:30:30,190 --> 01:30:33,940 I was thinking about what you said. 919 01:30:34,110 --> 01:30:37,530 About us. We're leaving tomorrow. 920 01:30:38,530 --> 01:30:39,940 So are we. 921 01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:44,610 But... Don't worry. 922 01:30:48,780 --> 01:30:50,940 I think I've got to go now. 923 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,860 Good bye, Sune. 924 01:30:57,030 --> 01:30:59,280 I'll never forget you. 925 01:31:13,030 --> 01:31:15,030 Thanks for everything. 926 01:31:55,690 --> 01:32:00,030 I have something I've been meaning to give you. 927 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:05,360 I also have something... 928 01:32:08,190 --> 01:32:09,940 - Thank you. - Thanks. 929 01:32:19,030 --> 01:32:22,940 - Come on. - Do you still think I'm too much? 930 01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:26,190 No. I think you're perfect. 931 01:32:30,780 --> 01:32:34,780 Subtitles: Neil Betteridge Svensk Medietext 932 01:33:25,030 --> 01:33:29,030 - I'm swimming! - Well done! 933 01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:41,530 - See? You can do it? - I can swim! 934 01:33:42,860 --> 01:33:45,280 Sune? Hey, Sune? 935 01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:49,110 Don't ever do that again! 68843

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