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- It's every kid's dream.

A snowstorm hits a town
so hard

that all the roads
are completely undriveable.

- All right, hold on,
Mr. Narrator Guy.

I'll take it from here.

- Uh, okay.

- As he was saying,
sometimes a snowstorm

is so big that school is
canceled for the whole day.

It's a surprise vacation,

a "get out of class free"
card,

a magical, fun day
where anything can happen.

A snow day.

- And now let's turn it over
to Deborah May

for traffic
and weather together.

- Hello, Syracuse!

Our top story today

is that mountain
of snow outside your door.

- You see that darling,
wide-eyed girl?

That's me, Natalie Brandston,
one year ago.

Boy, was I cute!

And next to me

is my charmingly
awkward brother, Hal.

- Undriveable.

I mean, I was lucky to get
out of my garage before it--

- But back to me.
Why do I look nervous?

Because I had a big, old
English paper due that day,

and I hadn't even started.

- I am just getting word
that due to road closures,

all Syracuse schools
will be closed...

Making today

a snow day!

- A snow day?

- It's a snow day!

- Snow day!
- Snow day!

- * It's a snow day,
snow day! *

* Woo-hoo, let's do it
our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything
we're living for *

* Anything
you're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what
I've been waiting for *

[giggling]
- Hey, guys.

It's a snow day!
Woo!

- * It might be cold,
but we don't feel it *

* *

* Get up, let's go *

* A little freedom's
all we needed *

* *

- * One big ray of sunshine *

* Backed up
in four little words *

- * The greatest sound
we ever heard *

- This just in...

- * It's a snow day, snow day *

* Woo-hoo
let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything
you're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what
I've been waiting for *

kids: No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes *

- No stress, no school!

- * Only good times *

- No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes,
only good times *

- Here we go!

- * It's a snow day,
snow day *

* Woo-hoo
let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything we're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what
I've been waiting for *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything we're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what
I've been waiting for *

* *

* It's a snow day *

* Oh, it's a snow day *

* Woo-hoo *

* *

- Well, Syracuse,
the unseasonably

warm winter weather
continues today

with a high of 65 degrees.

- Well, here I am one year
later, still cute,

but unfortunately, no snow.

- Here's a fun fact.

On this exact date last year,

Syracuse had a snow day.

- There's nothing fun
about that fact, Deborah.

Hal, you got to help me.

Winter break is in
three days,

and I need to get
out of school until then.

- How come?
- To get out of all the tests

I refuse to study for!

Right now, I have
a perfect 70% average.

Any dips and it's--
- Winter school?

- Winter school.
- Oh, no.

- Oh, yes.

Summer school's
even more evil twin.

When you leave at
the end of the day,

it's dark and depressing.

And while all
the other kids

are playing with the things
they got for Christmas,

you've got homework.

[suspenseful music]

- Okay, Mom's putting
on her second shoe,

so we don't have a lot of time.

- You and your
freakish hearing.

- Yeah, that's my superpower.

- It's not a superpower.

Nobody would go see
the movie "Ear Man."

- Okay, if you don't
want my help--

- No, the world needs
Ear Man now, more than ever.

- Okay, okay, uh...
have a stuffed doze.

- Doze?
- Doze, like nose.

And instead of
saying the letter M,

say the letter B.

It'll bake it sound like your
doze is clogged with bucus.

- You're good.
Why don't you ever fake sick?

- Oh, no, I'm just
the ideas guy.

I don't do so hot
with the actual doing.

- He's got above average
hearing and good ideas,

but no follow-through.

Coming this spring, Ear Man,
the anti-action hero.

- I'd see it.

Showtime.
- Okay.

- Time for school, guys.

- Bob, is that you?

- Who's Bob?

- Sorry, it's my nose,
totally clogged with bucus,

which I'm sure you can hear.

- Sounds pretty bad, huh?

- Actually, it sounds like
somebody's trying to

get out of all of her tests
the next three days

so she doesn't have to
go to winter school.

Ear Man gets his above average
hearing from Ear Mom.

Now, that's a movie I'd see.

- Phew.

You'll figure
something else out.

- Good morning, family.

- Hey, Dad.
- Morning, Dad.

- I am Cop-o-dile,

half cop, half croc,
all business.

[whispers] Okay,
go steal something,

and then I'll bite you
in the name of justice.

- Sorry, Randy, I don't have
time to play with you today.

- Why not?

- Because like the
mighty croc, I'm swamped.

- [sighs]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Randy.

Did you know that the crocodile
releases heat

through his mouth because
he doesn't have sweat glands?

- Ugh.

- It's a fun fact.

- Do no adults understand
the meaning of fun fact?

[phone buzzes]
- Oh, yes!

The spotlight operator for the
winter dance recital is sick.

- With what?
Something contagious?

I will lick him.

- It means I get to run
the spotlight after school.

- Why are you so excited
about running the spotlight?

- What?

No reason.

No, I--I just love
the craft...

of light...spotting.

- It's a girl.

["Dance of the Sugar
Plum Fairy"]

* *

- Oh!

[laughing] Lane.

Oh, I seriously think you just
shaved a year off of my life.

- It wasn't going
to be a great year.

I checked.
- Ha ha.

- Here.

- Oh, thank you.

* *

[squealing]

- That was lovely, Claire.
All right.

My dancers on stage
can take a break.

We're moving on to
the nondenominational

winter dance.

- Don't you get bored
all alone up here?

- No way.

No, this is like
my perfect job.

I get to shine
a light on the stage,

but stay in the shadows.

I control the spotlight,
but I'm out of it.

- How poetic.

- Plus, I can stare at
Claire all rehearsal,

and it's not weird.

- How pathetic.

- Mittens, can you come--

no, left.
You're on the left.

No, you're on the--

all right, all right!

You're mittens, not gloves!

I need a five.

- [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

- Well, as riveting as it is to
watch you watch Claire Bonner,

I think I saw some
paint drying outside.

So got to get to that.

- Hey, you want
to grab some food

when I'm out of rehearsal?

- I do, but first...
[snaps] shoes.

Lift.

Who am I?
- You're my hero.

- You know, I don't like
you being up so high,

considering you're, shall
we say, less than graceful.

I mean, you do tend
to fall a lot when--

- Shh, shh, Claire's talking.

- [gasp] She is?

Hold on.

Hi, TMZ?
Hot goss.

Claire Bonner is talking.

No, I'm 100%--

- Okay, okay, go watch
your paint dry.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[giggles]

- And that is why turtlenecks
will never go out of fashion.

- She makes
a compelling argument.

- Yeah, but all I think
about is the poor turtle

who had to die to make it.

- No, Missy.
- Missy, you don't seriously--

- No, okay, but,
like, do you think

a turtleneck would hide
or accentuate, you know...

my short neck?

[gasp] Oh, my gosh!

- What?
- My whale necklace is gone.

- Okay, well, where's the last
place you remember wearing it?

- Oh, probably around her neck.

- Missy, I worry about you.
- No, Missy.

- Okay, I'm back
and I am calm now.

So let's take
this from the top.

- I haven't taken that necklace
off since my dad got it for me

in Barcelona five years ago.

- Wow, this is like as bad
as it gets for incredibly

beautiful teenage girls.

- Yeah!

Plus it distracts from,
you know...

my short neck!

- Mm.
- Mm.

- Your neck is perfect.

- No, you're on the--
hey, what's going on?

- Oh, uh, sorry, every--ahh!

[gasping]

[uneasy music]

Ugh.

- There he is.

You're lucky this
Abominable Snowman costume

broke your fall.

Let me get a look at you.

I think he's having a seizure.

Is anyone here a doctor?
- We're kids!

- I'm fine.
I-'m-I'm fine.

- All right, out of
my way, out of my way.

Next of kin,
keeper of the will.

- Nat, what are you doing here?

- I'm your emergency contact.

- What are you doing here?

I let you out
of second period

because you said
you had a tapeworm.

- Jen, if you want to send
me to Principal Baker,

I'd be happy to show him
the website

where you sell
stolen school supplies.

[school bell rings]

- [huffs, laughs]

- Ugh. Hey, why are you
my emergency contact

and not Mom or Dad?

- I changed it in the
school's computer system

so I have an excuse
to ditch class

every time you do
something clutzy

and hurt yourself, which--

let's be real, babe, is often.

Ha!
- Truth.

Up top.
- Woo!

- Natalie Brandston,
are you jumping?

I let you out of a Spanish
test today because

you said you had a hernia.

- Uhh...

[clears throat]

- How many teachers do
you have blackmailed?

- No such thing as blackmail
among friends.

- Natalie Brandston.

- Ms. Reynolds, to what
do I owe the pleasure?

- Just thought I would
remind you

of your math test tomorrow.

- Oh, I wouldn't miss it!

I mean, unless a distant
relative died suddenly,

or I contracted
mad cow disease.

- Listen, I know how you
intimidate the other teachers.

There's even a Natalie
Brandston support group

that meets at lunch.

But it's not going
to work on me.

You're taking
that test tomorrow.

If you fail, I'll see you
in winter school.

And we'll add,
subtract, multiply,

and divide
until the sun goes down.

- Why didn't you
blackmail Ms. Reynolds?

- Because I got nothing.

Reynolds is mean,
but she's clean.

You know what I need?

- Uh, to study?
- Ew! No.

I need a snow day.

- Nat, I don't
think we're getting

a snow day anytime soon.

Rebecca Menderson is
officially #Rebeccamending

wearing shorts tomorrow.

- I am officially
#Rebeccamending

wearing shorts tomorrow.

- See?

- Desperate times call
for desperate measures.

We got to do the snow dance.

- The snow dance?
- No, we're not doing

the snow dance.
- Aha! I don't think

I've ever seen you dance.

- Well, and that
streak shall continue.

- Hal, the snow dance works.
- No, it doesn't.

- It did last year.
- Like three weeks later.

- So?
It's not an exact science.

- It's the exact
opposite of science.

- Ugh! Why can't you be
more like Snow Day Hal?

- Snow Day Hal?
- Yeah, he's like

a totally different
person on snow days.

I mean, last year,
you successfully

sledded down Dead Sled Hill.

- Well, true, but that was--

- And then you entered that
snowman building competition

and built one that looked
so much like JoJo Siwa,

it got featured on the news!

- Yeah, I was proud
of Snow Snow Siwa.

- And then you did
a celebratory snow lap

around the block
in nothing but shorts.

- Didn't even feel the cold.

- Yeah, 'cause Snow Day Hal
has a whole different vibe.

Snow Day Hal
is fun and fearless.

- Well, isn't regular
Hal fun and fearless?

- Nah.
- No.

- No, there is something
freeing about a snow day.

Most days, I wake up,
I'm like...

this again, me again.

But on a snow day,
oh, you wake up to a--

to a blank white canvas

just begging you
to paint something bold.

- That was kind of beautiful.

- Yes, it was gorgeous,
stunning,

all of the fancy adjectives.

Now will you do the snow
dance with me already?

- A snow day would be nice.

Everyone's
so carefree and happy.

And that outdoor
skating rink is everything.

Do your dance.
- What, now?

- Yes! I won't look.

- * Sha la la la la la *

* Sha la la la la la *

* Sha la la
la la *

* Sha la la la la *

* La ooh *

- Hal?

Hello?

What are you...

Ugh! Men.

- In the mood for
shakes and/or cakes?

- Always, but what if Claire
is at the Shake and Cake

with her hot boyfriend?

- Okay, was the hot necessary?

- When you're as hot as
Chuck Wheeler, it kinda is.

- Ooh, is hot Chuck that
hot guy in your grade

who's really hot?
[giggling]

[gasping, laughing]

- Order number 42!

Order 42!

- Hey, how are you doing?

- How'd you get a girl
as cool as Claire?

- Ha ha. Come on.

- * Love is easy, man *

* You gotta keep it breezy,
man *

* Tell her that she's
pretty and she's witty *

* And then tell her
she's the only girl *

* In the whole world you see *

* And then I'll leave her
with a picture of me *

- Wow!

* Love is simple, man *

* Sharpen up your tempo, man *

* Buy a little pressy, make
a rezzy somewhere dressy *

* Then pull up to her door *

* She'll be begging
for more of me *

- Of you!

- You know that it's true.
Ow!

- * Is that really all it takes
for a guy to get a date? *

- * Oh! *

* It's a piece of cake *

Woo!

- Ugh, Claire, Chuck is so hot.

- He's scorching.

- He's boiling like water.

- Wait, what?

- * Yeah, he's cute and all *

* Looks good in a suit
and all *

* But he doesn't focus,
didn't notice when I changed *

* The way I style my hair *

- Wait, what?
- I know.

- * It's totally different *

* You cut off 8 inches *

- I know!

- * But does he take
you on the town? *

- * I guess he does *

- * Say you're the
cutest one around? *

- * Yeah, but he doesn't
ask me *

* About my favorite
red things *

* Am I not interesting? *

- * You are *

- I know.

- * Is that really
all it takes *

* Asking questions on a date? *

- Yup, it's a piece of cake.

* *

- * Now I got what I want
'cause I got her *

- * And maybe
this was all a mistake *

- * Looking hot and
I'm feeling even hotter *

- * Then tell me why can't
love be a piece of *

- * Cake!
It's a piece of cake *

* A piece of cake,
cake *

* It's a piece of cake,
a piece of cake *

* Cake,
it's a piece of cake *

* A piece of cake, cake! *

* It's a piece of cake *

* Cake, cake *

* I just wanna have my cake
and I wanna eat it, too *

- * Here's a piece for you *

Ooh, babe!

* You look beautiful *

- * Tell me something
I don't know *

- * You're the most
incredible *

* Of any babe
I've ever known *

- * Now, isn't that sweet? *

- * I'm as sweet as can be *

- * The most beautiful
couple in the world *

- * Do you really think
that I'm that great? *

- * Without you,
my heart would ache! *

Trust me, Claire,
falling in love with you

was a piece of cake.

- * Cake!
It's a piece of cake *

* A piece of cake, cake! *

* It's a piece of cake *

* Oh, piece of cake, cake! *

* It's a piece of cake,
a piece of cake *

* Cake!
It's a piece of cake *

* It's a piece of cake *

* I just wanna have
my cake *

* And I wanna eat it, too *

* Too *

- * Too *

* It's a piece of cake! *

- Oh, my gosh.
That was so much fun.

[chatter, laughter]

- Oh, come.

- Chuck, you're going
to be absolutely

blown away by how gorge
Claire is in the recital.

- I wouldn't miss it.
When is it again?

- This Saturday.

- Wait, this Saturday?
- Uh-oh.

- Oh, God.
- I call it Caturday.

- We'll let you two
do your thing.

- [clears throat]
Claire Bear,

I got Syracuse football
tickets Saturday night.

- What?

- I didn't know it was
that important to you.

- You didn't know
my dance performance

was that important to me?

Chuck, sometimes I think
you don't know me at all.

- I know you.
- Okay.

What is my favorite color?

- It's, uh, the--

the--

- Teal.

- Uh...

- Okay, what food
can I not stand?

- That's easy.
It's the s-spaghetti?

Uh...

- Pickles.
- They're pickles!

- Well, what's
my favorite food?

- Toast.
- Heck yeah it is.

Soft and crunchy
at the same time.

- Oh, my gosh.
Okay, we're done.

Just go.

- Whoa. Are you seriously
breaking up with me

because I don't know
your favorite color?

- I don't know what I'm
going to do yet, so just go.

- Fine!

Brown.

- Nobody's favorite
color is brown!

- I think brown
is kinda cool.

- What happened, babe?

- We heard every word.

- Missy, why?
- Missy, think before you talk!

- You should go talk to her.

- You say that like it's not
the most terrifying thing

I could possibly imagine.

- You just need an icebreaker.

What's that?

- After I fell today,

I found Claire's
missing whale necklace.

- This is amazing.

You have a reason
to talk to her.

- Yeah, but I also
have to say words.

- Well, lucky for you,

you have a female best friend

and a rather cool one,
if I'm being honest.

- Okay, get to the point.

- What I, a girl,
would want you, a guy,

to do right now is walk over,
take out that necklace,

and say, super cas...

"I thought
you might be missing this."

- So what you're telling me
is that I have to have swag?

Something I've never
possessed my whole life.

- Precisely.
- Ah.

- Here, try it on me.
- No.

- Come on.
You want to get the girl?

You got to do it.
Come on, Hal.

You got this.
- Okay, okay.

Hey, I, uh...

I thought you might
be missing this.

- [laughs]

- Lane.
- I'm sorry.

What are you doing
with your eyebrows?

- I don't know.
- Well, don't do it.

- What, don't do this?
- [laughs]

All right, go get
us some cake, swaggy Hal.

- Oh, it would be swaggy
Hal's greatest pleasure.

- Ha ha.
- Huh huh.

* *

[gasping]

- Your shirt is
so much cuter green.

Smile!

- Put the phone down.
- Missy, timing.

- Oh, shoot, it's a video.

Here's the guy who helped
Claire's shirt be better.

Say hi, guy.

- Missy!
- Missy!

- Ugh!

- Whatever problems
you're having,

trust me, mine are
20 times worse.

- It's just not fair.

Math has no practical
application in life.

Ever heard of a calculator?

- You know what, I bet
if you tried really hard,

you could pass that test
tomorrow.

- Yeah. I bet that if
you tried really hard,

you could run a 30-minute mile.

Looks like it's winter school
for your old pal Natalie.

- [sighs]

- Snow dance?
- Snow dance!

[rhythmic chanting]
- Fee, fi, fum, fo!

You and me are gonna
make it snow!

Woo!

We're gonna make it
fall onto the floor!

Woo!

Here we go, here we go!

S-N-O-W and me

are double trouble

- Bring it on down, Nat!

Bring it on down, Nat!

- I'm bringing it down!
- Woo!

Bring it on down, Nat.

Bring it on down,
Nat!

- Woo!
Make it snow, bro.

Make it snow, bro.

- Ooh, ooh.

- Make it snow, bro.

Make it snow, bro.

- Ah, shimmy to the right.

And shimmy to the left.

And jump until
you're out of breath,

and jump until you're
out of breath,

and jump until
you're out of breath!

- Jump until
you're out of...breath.

Whew! Okay.

Now on the off, off chance
that that didn't work,

you should probably study.

- First, I gotta
find my math book.

That's history.

- [laughs]

- Man, I'm surprised
you're in such good spirits.

- Why?

- Oh, no reason.

I mean...

Someone took a video of you

spilling a milkshake
on Claire Bonner

that kind of went viral.

- What?

- Your shirt is so much
cuter green,

g-g-green.
C-c-cuter. Smile!

Sm-sm-smile.

Say hi, guy.
Say hi, guy.

* *

- * I know
I'm not the coolest guy *

* I'm not the one
that most girls like *

* But maybe, maybe
I've got a chance *

* *

* I'd go up and give a try *

* Have the guts,
it'd be just fine *

* But maybe, maybe
I've got a chance *

* But do I do it?
Maybe, I think so *

* Do I do it?
What if you say no? *

* I can't make up my mind *

* So I need a sign *

* Something that I can see *

* Can you give me a sign? *

* Something to guide me *

* Show me what to do *

* How do I make a move? *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* I don't know
what I should do *

* How could I ever talk
to you? *

* It's feeling crazy
just to try *

* *

* But do I do it?
Maybe, I think so *

* Do I do it?
What if you say no? *

* I can't make up my mind *

* So I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* Can you give me a sign? *

* *

* Something to guide me *

* Show me what to do *

* How do I make a move? *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* Oh, I need a sign *

[echoing]
Sign, sign, sign, sign...

[wistful music]

[wind whistles]

* *

[dogs barking in distance]

- [gasp] Whoa!

[light music]

[giggling]

- In addition to supermarkets
and convenience stores,

all gas stations
are also closed

due to last night's
unprecedented snowstorm.

When I woke up
and looked out the window,

I thought I was dreaming.

I mean,
I went to bed in shorts.

- Nobody asked for your
life story, Deborah.

Give the people what they want!

- Oh, and all
schools are canceled.

Happy snow day!

- Snow day!

- Uhh--

- ...Daaay!

We did it!
- We did it.

[laughter]

Blank canvas.

My sign.

I'm Snow Day Hal.

- Welcome, Snow Day Hal!
So what's first?

Skiing, ice fishing,
skiing while ice fishing?

- Actually,
I'm gonna spend today

trying to get the girl
who's way out of my league

and has a boyfriend.

- That's my swaggy brother.

- And hey, you have a full day
to study for that math test.

- No, I have a full day to
get us a second snow day.

And then it's winter break.

- Okay, well, how do you plan
on getting a second snow day?

If it stops snowing,

these roads
are going to get cleared,

and that means everything will
open back up again tomorrow,

including school.

- Not if I stop the guy
who plows the roads.

[ominous music]

- Stop Snowplowman?

You know, but he's a maniac.

[honking]
- Move it! Get outta the way!

- I heard he drinks
wolf blood before plowing

to get into beast mode.

And that he ripped the braces
off the last kid

who tried to stop him

and turned them
into brass knuckles.

- Well, lucky for me,
I have perfect teeth.

Plus, anything can
happen on a snow day.

- Nat, going after
Snowplowman is kinda insane.

- Says the guy
who's going after the girl

who's way out of his league
and has a boyfriend.

- Take him down, sis.

- Get the girl, bro.

Hey, Hal.

If we get a second snow day,
wanna spend it together?

- That's a deal.

- Hi. Ha.

- Hello, darling.
Eli and Wayne are in the fort.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize
Eli had a sister.

- [laughs] Oh, Natalie.

[video sounds]
- Die, werewolf, die!

- I'm losing, Elf Boy!

- Move!

- What are you bozos doing?

- We're playing
this marvelous video game

wherein one attempts
to ward off werewolves

whilst building a shack.

- It's called Werewolf Shack.
- Care to play?

- Hey!
- Hey!

- Hey, yourselves!

Don't you guys realize that
today is no ordinary day?

Today's a snow day.

That means anything can happen.

We can do anything we want.

So do you wanna
spend the day

taking down lame,
fake werewolves,

or do you wanna
spend the day

taking down
someone scary and real?

- Like who?

- Snowplowman.

[gasping]
- Snowplowman?

But he's a maniac.

I heard a man once
made fun of his snow plow,

so he plowed
the chap's motorcar.

- Listen.
If we take down Snowplowman,

we get a second snow day.

- No, that's way too dangerous.

- Well, if we don't try,

then you guys
won't see me all break,

because I'll be
in winter school.

- Nonsense, my queen.

I fight with you.
- Great.

You in, Wayne?

- Does this answer
your question?

Yeah!

- Who are we taking down?

all: Snowplowman!

[computer chime]

- Freeze!
This is Sheriff Randy.

You better not steal
something, or I got you, babe.

- Oh, okay.

- [whispering]
Steal something!

- Uh, Sheriff, well, I can't.

I'm working.

- But do you believe
in play after work?

- No, it's a snow day, people.

- Well, it's not a snow day
for mommies and daddies.

We still have to work.
Sorry, bud.

- Okay.

- What am I doing with
these taxes right here?

[clicking sound]
Oh, uh, Randy, what did I say?

I was working, right?
Remember, I just said that?

- You have the right
to remain silent.

- Oh, very funny.
But--

- Bet you wish you could
turn back time now.

- Sheriff, we appreciate--

- Sorry.
- That you are

a musical officer of the law
and that we're being no fun,

but we really do have to work.
So...

- Ow.

- If you could take
these off, please?

- Yeah, I mean we have to
meet our deadline

so that we can
make money to buy you,

you know, hats and wigs
and badges and water guns.

- Hand over the devices.

- No, come on.
- Yes.

- My computer?
- Yes.

- All right, fine,
but that's it.

I need to use my phone.
- And the phones.

Come on.

All of them.

- That's all we have.

[phone rings]

Where was that one?

Okay, you have
all of our stuff.

Now can you please uncuff us?

- Not until I have
the perfect snow day.

And first, I want
the perfect pancakes.

- [scoffs]
- No, w--

- Kinda hard to do that when
you're handcuffed together.

- Yeah.

- Then I suppose you'll
have to make them together.

- Oh! Hoo!

[laughter]

- Ah!

- Come here!

- Okay, let's beat the rush
to the rink--come on.

- Oh, I can't.
- Why not?

- Well, because
I'm Snow Day Hal,

and I can't let whatever
comes over me on a snow day

go to waste, so...

I'm gonna get Claire.

- Oh.
Hm.

- What?
- No, nothing, I just--

I thought
I'd be spending the snow day

with my best friend,
which is exactly

what I'm gonna do,
'cause you need

all the help you can get.

- You're my hero.
- No lies detected.

Now, let's see the plan.

- The plan?

- Hal, I know you.

You have a handwritten plan
complete with funny drawings

somewhere on you.

Let's see it.

- [sighs]
Fine.

- [reading]

Wait, why by sundown?
- Well, because

it's a snow day.
When the sun goes down,

it'll be a snow night,
and that's not a thing.

- So what's the first step?
Wear this really cool sweater?

- Hey, I like this sweater.

- Oh ho ho.
I'm aware you do.

- No, first step,
make an impression.

I'm going to go to her
house and hold this up.

- I don't get it.

- What?
Whale you, like...

like
will you go out with me?

Only it's whale you
go out with me

because of the whale necklace.

Man, I thought that was clear.

- [laughs]
I'm messing with you.

It's whale-y good.

- Whale-y?

- Would I say "whale-y"
if I didn't whale-y,

whale-y mean it?

[laughs]

- Yeah, okay, that's her house.

- Good luck.
- Hey, Snow Day Hal

doesn't need luck.
- Yeah.

[engine roaring]

- Okay, maybe a little luck.

Go, go, go.

- Claire Bear,
I have something to say!

- What is it, Chuck?

Are you going to miss
my birthday next year

for a toast convention?

- Look, that Chuck
yesterday was old Chuck.

This is new Chuck.

And new Chuck would
drop anything for you.

- Hmm.
Why should I believe you now?

- If it wasn't clear,

I just ripped the Syracuse
football game ticket in half.

- All right, come in.

- Let's--let's go get
some hot chocolate.

Your treat, come on.

- No, no, no, no.

Normally, this would be defeat,
but not for Snow Day Hal.

I could still make
an impression.

I just gotta, uh...
just gotta plan my next move.

- Well, Chuck's in her house,
and you're not.

- Wait, wait.

I'm going to get
in her house, too.

- Wait, Hal,
her house is that way.

What is your freak--
it's just here.

- You'll see.
- But it's--

- Anything can
happen on a snow day.

- Wait!
Wait!

Shoes.
Lift.

- Okay, quickly.
- Yeah.

Who am I?
- You're my hero. Bye!

- Bye.

- Okay, guys, if we're going
to take down a living monster

and get a second snow day,
these snowballs

got to be packed tight.

- Fine.

- Lucky for us, Snowplowman
overposts on social media,

so I know he's stopping
right around here from

mid-morning until we break.

- And I did a few
calculations to determine

how the wind chill
factor might affect

the arc of the snowball.

- Ew, math.

We're good.

Wayne, you've got
a sling for us?

- Right here.

- [laughing]

- Don't laugh at me.

It's my grandma's, okay?

It's the best I can
do on short notice.

- Okay.

Plan is to distract
him with the balls

and then jab a hole
in one of his tires.

- Brilliant.

- Not the way to
go if you ask me.

- We didn't.

- Fine.

Then you won't get to
hear my genius idea.

- Good.

- Sinkhole.

- What's a sinkhole?

- A cavity in the ground
caused by erosion.

One does not simply
create a sinkhole.

- Not with that attitude.

[honking]

- Snowplowman.

[dramatic music]

- Snowplowman, pull over!

The sunlight is hitting us
at an ideal angle,

and I would like to suggest
taking a commemorative selfie.

- Great idea, Trudy.

You know, they don't make
them like you anymore.

- Actually, they do.

I'm a standard artificial
intelligence device

that you program to
remind you to eat, tell you

that you're handsome...
- Hey.

- You're not a disappointment
to your mother.

- Okay, selfie time!

- Mm-hmm.

Cheese!

[camera lens snaps]

- Oh, that is a framer.

* I love
clearing snow in winter *

* And seeing the
pavement shine through *

* I love driving
in a blizzard *

* The cold
and my lips turning blue *

* I love holiday movies
and acai smoothies *

* And Trudy,
I love you to bits *

- Aww.

- * But I hate, hate, hate,
hate, hate these kids *

* *

* I love the thrill of
online shopping *

* For gadgets
to spruce up my ride *

* I love staying up
and watching the Tonys *

* With Mom by my side *

* I love small vegan cafes
and pumpkin spice lattes *

* And a good social media
blitz *

* But I hate, hate, hate,
hate, hate these kids *

* *

* At the first snowflake
of the season *

* I shed a tear of joy *

* A mission
that I can believe in *

* To make sure
their dreams are destroyed! *

* I love setting up
my playlist *

* The ultimate
mega plow mix! *

* I love my rising
social status *

* And rocking
these customized kicks *

* I love night vision cameras
and matching pajamas *

* Love being the guy
who admits *

* That I hate hate, hate,
hate, hate these kids *

* *

* This time of year
takes me right back *

* To that fateful
snow day past *

* I was only eight years old *

* *

* I had a brand new
snow plow toy *

* Steering, racing,
so much joy *

* I couldn't even
feel the cold *

* Then they stuck up
from behind *

* They ripped it from
my grasp *

* They stole it--
gone forever! *

* They pointed
and they laughed *

* The rudest, meanest
gang of nasty kids *

* From that day on *

* I vowed to make them
suffer like I did *

- Therapy appointment
scheduled Monday, 9:00 a.m.

- Trudy, not now!

* I love laughing
in their faces! *

* Now it's my turn to be mean *

* I love people of all ages,
except if they're under 18 *

* I love having the power *

* I know it's my hour to wipe
snow days right off the grid *

* Because I hate, hate,
hate, hate, hate these *

* Just can't tolerate these *

* Hate, hate, hate,
hate, hate these kids! *

- Okay, here he comes.

Snowball me.
- Yes, my lady.

- Wayne, get that sling ready.
- Eli, catch.

- Got it.

- Ah!

Yeah!

Snack time, Trudy.

- Mm-mm.

- Oh, my favorite, anchovies.

- Very pungent.

- You know where
you're going, huh?

- [grunt]

- Uhh--

- Give me the piercer.

Now throw, throw, throw!

- Kids.

- There they are!

[suspenseful music]

- Hey!
- Hey, children, stop that!

- Stop it!
- Oh, you bad kids!

- Knock it off! Hey!

Oh, I'm gonna get you.

Knock it off!
- Do something, Snowplowman!

- Stop throwing!

[air hissing]

[groans]

Flat tire, huh?

[laughing]

Trudy, activate mega cannon.

- Activated!

Here...we...go...

- Snow in the hole!

Scatter!

Trudy, you got 'em targeted?
- Bull's-eye.

- Hey, wait!
- We've gotta get out of here!

- Nice try, kiddies.

You ain't getting
no second snow day.

- Nothing is a bigger
threat to fashion than snow.

- Ugh!
Why can't you just be longer?

- That's why I'm here
to officially

#Rebeccamend you start your
early afternoon off with a...

- Hey, babe.
- Butter's in the fridge.

- Love you.

- Chuck.

- Yeah, babe.

- Make sure the toaster
is plugged in.

- Who's better than you?

- This way,
you're gonna keep warm

without having to
sacrifice your silhouette.

- Claire!
Claire Bonner!

- Um, I'm Rebecca,
Rebecca Menderson.

- Uh, yeah, I know,
and-and letting me speak

for a moment would be
my official #Rebeccamendation.

- [gasp] That is trademarked!

- Claire Bonner, hi.

My name is--is Hal Brandston.

You probably don't know me
other than yesterday's

milkshake malfunction,
but I know you.

I know that when you're
nervous, you eat candy corn.

I know that you hate pickles.

And I know that you love
to dance more than anything

in the world.
- Okay, yeah, this is--

this is great.

This is really sweet
and all, but I'm

going to have to
officially #Rebeccamend

that you leave immediately,
or I'm going to call security.

- Security?
- Security!

Dad!

- I still think a sinkhole
would be way more efficient.

- I truly don't know how many
more times I can tolerate him

saying the word "sinkhole."

- Let's try this first and then
revisit sinkhole, okay, buddy?

- Well, my grandma needs
this wig back by 4:00.

She's not too happy that
I stole her bra either.

- Snowplowman
is about 45 seconds away.

- How do you know?

- I took the liberty of
adding a tracking device

to one of
the snowballs you launched.

- Does this coat
make me look boxy?

[honking]
- Shh!

He's coming.

Let's go!

- Oh, no, is it snowing?

My grandma's going
to kill me if she

finds out I got her hat wet!
- Just get out there!

I'm not taking that test.

- Danger!
- Aah!

- Stop!
- Danger!

[both screaming]
Danger! Danger!

- Lady!
Lady, are you okay?

Lady, I'm sorry.
Are you hurt?

Are you okay?
Are you--

- You ought to be
ashamed of yourself!

- Jeez, you pack some
heat right there.

Listen, lady, I'm sorry--

- My name is not lady.

My name is Gillie Butler,
and I demand respect!

- Okay, Gillie, sorry.

You came out of nowhere.

You're lucky I didn't
plow you over.

- Find the keys.
Find the keys.

- Yes, milady.

- Intruder detected.

- What is that?

- I have half a mind
to call the police!

- Hey!

All right, let's just
put our purses down

and leave the feds out of it!

- I am Trudy, property of
the gorgeous snowplowman,

who was potty trained at
a perfectly appropriate age.

- I have 13 strong-bodied
sons that wouldn't mind

teaching you a lesson.

- All right--

13 sons?

- Mm-hmm.

- Wait a second, Gillie.
[ahem]

What year were you born?

- Oh, 2008.
- Nah-yea--

- Ow.
- You're a kid.

[honk]

Ah ha, ha, ha!

You looking for these?

- Grab the bird.
- With alacrity, madam.

- Easy, easy.

- Let's go. You're coming
with me. Get over here.

- No.
No.

- Come on.
Come on.

- No.
- You're coming with me.

Yeah, you stupid kids!

You think you can trick me,
you stupid kid?

Get up in there.
Go on.

Get up.
Get up.

Wait, where's my--
where's the--

Trudy.

Trudy!

Where's...

Trudyyyyyyy!

- Hi, Hal.

- Ugh!

You know, someday
I'm gonna surprise you.

- Oh, I'm sure you will.

- Can you say that a
little less patronizing?

- I don't think I can.

- Hey, did you see me
on #Rebeccamendations?

- You definitely
made an impression.

- Then on to step two,
humiliate the boyfriend.

- If you hate him, why did
you draw him so handsome?

- Because he's a gosh
darn snack, Lane.

I can't deny it any longer.
- Yeah.

- Hey, Rebecca Menderson
was cool enough to let me know

where Chuck and Claire
are going.

- And?
- You're going to love it.

- [gasp] It's the
ice skating rink?

- Ding, ding, ding.
- Yes, finally!

- Here we go.
Let's go.

- Wait, Hal, shoes!
- Oh!

Ugh.
- [laughing]

- I'm just--I'm just
making a snow angel.

I did that totally on purpose.
- Uh-huh.

Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

- You know, snow angels
are great and all,

but they kind of
break your heart.

- How come?

- Because it's all perfect,
but then you ruin it

with your handprint
when you get up to look at it.

- Yeah, true.

Hey, why do you love
ice skating so much?

- Honestly?

- Yeah.

- No.

No, you'll think it's dumb.

- No, I won't.

- Okay.

When I'm ice skating...

- What?

- I don't know.

- Lane, it's just me.

- Okay, fine.

When I'm ice skating, I...

[small laugh]

I feel...beautiful.

- Oh, that is dumb.

- See? I told you--

- No, it's dumb because
you're already beautiful.

You're a beautiful girl,
Lane, like factually.

Here, so you don't
ruin your snow angel

with your handprint.

- [grunts]

- Perfect.

[gasps]

- You okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, just,
you know, cold.

- Oh, well, I know how
much you love this sweater.

- No, no, no, no,
no, you'll be colder.

Are you crazy?

- Here.

- Thanks.

- Of course, let's go.
- Hal, wait.

- What?

- Did-did you do
something different

with your hair today?

- Oh, no, I can assure you
this mess is whatever it is.

Let's go.

- I'll meet you there.

I just got to call
home real quick.

- Okay.
- Okay.

* Oh, no *

* What's this funny
feeling in my chest? *

* Like I know
there's a different warmth *

* For this than friends *

* Part of me says fight it *

* Part of me secretly
likes that *

* You see my beauty
when I can't *

* Okay, I said it
out loud to myself *

* It doesn't sound so crazy *

* Wait, maybe I can't tell *

* What if I told him
I could be falling? *

* I'm thinking what if,
what if it it's romance? *

* And it's got me wondering *

* How does this song end? *

* I'm thinking what if *

* What if
our story has a twist? *

* *

* Our story has a twist *

* Do I tell him I can't
look at him the same? *

* Yeah, I'll try *

* But suddenly I love
the things I hate *

* Like all these
ugly sweaters *

* I will wear them now
forever *

* Oh, what's happening to me? *

* Okay, I said it
out loud to myself *

* Should I brush it off,
or should I tell him *

* How I really, really feel? *

* What if I told him
I could be falling? *

* I'm thinking what if,
what if it's romance and *

* It's got me wondering
how does this song end? *

* I'm thinking what if,
what if, what if *

* What if I told him
I could be falling? *

* I think I'm falling *

* It's romantic, whoa *

* It's got me wondering,
how does this song end? *

* I'm thinking what if *

* What if
our story has a twist? *

* I could blurt it out
and hope he doesn't laugh *

* Because it would hurt
to have him *

* Write me off like that *

* I wish that
I could jump ahead *

* And read the end *

* 'Cause what if our story
has a twist? *

[whimsical music]

* *

[suspenseful music]

* *

- Too pancakey.

- Ugh!

- Sheriff Randy,
we have made you 14 pancakes!

- We can't count that first
abomination as a pancake.

- We have made
you 13 pancakes

that are either too dry,
too sweet, too gooey,

or too pancakey.

- People at work
are going to be really mad

at Mommy and Daddy.

- That sounds like
a you problem,

not a me problem.

- Oh, I say it
on one phone call,

and he locks it in.

- Hi, Mom and Dad.
- Natalie, Natalie!

- No time to stop and chat!

- Natalie, sweetie, sweetie!
We got a problem here!

We're handcuffed together!

Randy took those handcuffs,
and we're going crazy.

It's a nightmare.

- We are tickety boo.

- Tickety boo?

- Yes, tickety boo.
- Tickety boo?

We're working here.
English, please.

- It means we're good to go,

and it was actually
quite English.

[electronic chime]
- Whoa!

- [crying]
They took my special bird.

They took Trudy.

[phone ringing]
Don't answer that!

- It could be about Trudy.

- Well, answer it,
for God's sake!

- [sighs]

Wayne Castle.
What's your hassle?

[keyboard clicking]

- Hello, Snowplowman.

- Give me that!

Trudy, baby, I miss you.

- Say, "It's very
difficult being apart."

- It's very difficult,
being a fart.

- [sniggering]

- Eli!
- Apologies.

- Apart.
It's difficult being apart.

- Trudy,
ask them what they want!

I'll give them anything
to get you back.

- Hey, watch the drumsticks!

$1 million.

both: What?

- Worth a shot.

[quirky mysterious music]

- Easy, easy.

Just kidding.
Ha, ha, ha.

Bring the boy to the
center of town in one hour,

or I will tell everyone
that you sleep with dollies!

- [chuckling] Hey, Trudy,
that's private, okay?

- I just made that up.

- [chuckles]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Looking good, babe.
- Thanks.

- Hey.
- Hey!

- Oh, nice.
Your friends.

Hey, I should get
to know them better

so I can feel closer to you.

- I appreciate that, Chuck.

- What are their names again?

- Hmm.

Mason, Rebecca, and Missy.

- Oof.
Never going to remember those.

- Hey, you two.

- Hey.
- You two.

all: So...

- Are Claire and Chuck
back together?

- Like back-back?
- Together-together?

- Correction, Claire and
new Chuck are back together.

- Well, new Chuck
is on probation.

- New Chuck does not know
what that word means.

- It means
you better watch your back.

- Watch your back.

- And wash your back even
though it's hard to reach.

- Missy.
- Babe.

- I use a loofah on a stick.

- What are you talking about,
Claire's friends?

- We're talking
about Hal Brandston.

- Guys.

- Who's Hal Brandston?

- Hal Brandston interrupted
my livestream

to proclaim his love for Claire

while I was officially
#Rebeccamending

a light pant
for the transition

from early afternoon
to mid-afternoon.

- Well, I feel like an idiot.

- Oh, Chuck, come on.
I don't even know that guy.

- No, look at me.

I should have gone
with a light pant.

I'm going to go home
and change.

- Chuck!
- Oh, angry voice.

Our cue to exit.
[all chuckling]

- I'm hungry.

- I'm Germany
and like an eighth Scotland.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, hungry, like for food.

- Yeah.
- I'm on it.

- Mm-hmm?
- I'm on it.

- Okay.

[mysterious music]

- Okay, he just said he's going
to get Claire some food.

You ready?
- I guess.

- Come on!

Hey, you've already done
the impossible today.

- [chuckles]
What do you mean?

- You look cute
in the ugly sweater.

- [laughs]

- You're Lane from school.

- And you're Dirk from school.

- You know me?

- Of course I do.
[giggles]

- Lane, I've always wanted
to tell you something--

- Oh, my God, there's a spider
on your shirt!

- What? Where?
I hate spiders!

- Now it's on your hat!

- [screaming]
- Oh, it's on your apron!

Take it off! Take it off!
- No! No! Did I get it?

- Oh, no,
it crawled off your neck!

Run, Dirk, run!
- [screams]

- [giggles]

- Does anyone work here?

Some of us have
hungry girlfriends.

- Coming, coming.

Sorry for the delay, folks.

Nasty pest issue back there.

- Mm. Mm-mm.

- Hey there.
- Hey, uh, Dirk.

- It's a family name.
- Oh.

So what do girls, like, eat?

- Hmm, what do girls,
like, eat?

Mm, you know,
girls are complicated.

- Right?

- You know what
you can't go wrong with?

- What?
- A burger with pickles.

- Pickles?

- She is going to love it.

- You're going to love it.
- Oh, I'm starving.

What'd you get me?
- Just trust.

- Okay.

Mm, mm.

Does this have pickles?

- Extra pickles.

- [gagging and spitting]

I hate pickles.

I've told you this
like a million times.

- Dirk.
- Who's Dirk?

- She's the cute girl
who works at the food truck.

- Cute girl?
- Yeah.

- Okay, that's it.
We're done.

- Wait, Claire.
- Like for real this time.

- Claire, come on.

Claire, you're so much cuter
than her.

- Ugh!
- Are you okay?

- What happened?
- Where's Chuck going?

- Whoo!

Okay, so I think step two
went off without a hitch.

- Oh, hi!
- [laughs]

- You are amazing!
- [laughs]

- [sighs]
Okay.

Time for step three,
the grand gesture.

This step requires
actually talking to her,

so excuse me while I panic.

- Hal, you know you don't have
to do this much

for a girl to like you.
- Yes, I do.

- Trust me, you don't.
Regular Hal isn't so bad.

I mean, sure, you're a little
awkward, but you're also--

[soft dramatic music]

Do you remember
in second grade,

we went on the field trip
to the zoo?

- Oh, the whooping cranes.
- [laughs] Yes!

I was so irrationally scared
and started freaking out,

but before the other kids
could make fun of me,

you started saying,
"Whoop, whoop! I'm a crane!

Whoop, whoop!"
over and over.

- That was so embarrassing.

- So embarrassing.
[laughs]

But it distracted everyone
from me and also distracted me.

You were my hero.

Point is, you were enough then,
and you're enough now.

* *

- Hey, Claire.

Meet me at the soccer field
in an hour?

- Should I?

- I mean, he's kind of cute.

- And it would be a great way
to get back at Chuck.

- [chuckling]
Chuck is so hot.

- Missy, think before you talk.

- Babe, you need
to get with the program.

- Okay!
- [sighs] Yes!

Oh, God, it's happening.

- Oh, shoes! Okay, lift.
Who am I?

- You're my hero.
Like, for real.

- [chuckles softly]

* *

- Johnny Depp-uty?

- Oh, yes.

Good call, babe.
- [laughs]

- Very smart.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.
Okay, here we go.

- Okay.
- Three, two, one...

flip.
- 'Ey!

- Pretty good.
That's really good.

- Hey.

I've missed you.

- I've missed you, too.

- Do my ears detect nostalgia?

- Sorry, Johnny Depp-uty.

[both groan softly]

You know what I think we need?

- No, three kids is enough.
- [laughs]

I'm thinking we need
a little powdered sugar.

- Oh, you want to go
with the powdered sugar?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, how about
there, there, there?

No, see, this is how it starts.

We're going to get
ourselves into trouble.

- Johnny Depp-uty.

- Here we go.
Your pancakes, sir.

[dramatic orchestral music]

- [clears throat]

* *

- Now that is
perfectly pancakey!

- Ah, yes, yes!
- Oh!

- That's great news.
Can you please uncuff us now?

- First, you gotta catch me!

- Oh!

- Randy!
- Randy!

- Randy.

I'm hit!

[groaning]

- Don't you die on me, soldier!

- I'm so cold....so cold.

- Oh!
- [chuckles]

- Oh, you're going down, son!

* *

[horn blasting]

[western duel music]

* *

- [blows nose]

[sniffles]
Blah.

- [cracks neck]

[tense musical crescendo]

* *

[tense music fading]

- Give me my bird.

- I'll give you your bird

if you promise to stop plowing.

- Not a chance.

- [sighs]

- Hey. What are you doing?
Don't, don't.

What--how? Don't you--
[wailing unintelligibly]

Why would you hurt her?
She's done nothing!

- Psst, Wayne.
Wayne, my boy.

Here.

- What are these for?

- You're going to cut off
the accelerator

so the snowplow can't move.

- He'll be totally stuck here.

- Precisely.
- Oh!

You're smarter than you look.

- Give me my bird, or you'll
never see your friend again.

He'll live with me,

and I'll make him
trim my mom's toenails!

- Ew.

- Oh, yeah, they're filthy!
It's gross!

[upbeat suspenseful music]

- You know what, Snowplowman?

I'm an adorable
and precocious young lady

with my whole life ahead of me.

You, well, you're just
an ugly mug with mommy issues

who's in love with a toy bird.

- She has a name!

- Look, I'll let you win today
because I know I win at life.

- Oh, Trudy.

Trudy,
did the bad girl hurt you?

[smooching]

- Gross.

- It's called love, okay?

And you know what, girlie?

You're coming with me!
- No! Hey!

- Yeah, you just--
- Stranger danger!

Get your hands off of me!
- You're coming with me.

- You shall not separate me
from my queen!

- Get up in there.

- I demand that you get
your filthy hands off her!

- Get in there.
Come on, let's go!

That's right.
Oh, Trudy, Trudy.

Here you go, baby.

- Boom, boom!

- Oh, I'm going to make
you three ragamuffins watch

while I plow through your
dreams of a second snow day.

Trudy, start the engine.

- Starting engine.

- Let's blow
this Popsicle stand.

- Exiting Popsicle stand.

[engine chugging]

- Wayne.

[horn blasts]

- Oh, that's the gas pedal.

[pedal thunking]
- Hey.

Hey!
What's going on with my brakes?

[all screaming]

- Okay, Hal Brandston.
[chuckles]

What's going on?

- Claire.
[clears throat]

Claire, I--I have spent
half my life pining for you.

Isn't that ridiculous?

I mean, if you feel something
wonderful for someone,

shouldn't you tell them?

So here I am, not just
telling you, but showing you.

This is my grand gesture.

I just--
hopefully, it's not too late.

[delicate dramatic music]

* *

- Is it a whale?

- Yeah.

I, um--I thought you
might be missing this.

* *

- Where did you find this?

[engine revving]

[rock music]

* *

Chuck, don't bother.
- Wait. I know I messed up.

- Chuck, no.

- When I looked up this
Hal Brandston clown

in the yearbook, he's never
even been on a sports team,

like not even a fake sport
like golf.

- Now hold on a second.

- My point is
I'm Chuck Wheeler,

and you're Claire Bonner.

The Chucks and the Claires
of the world

always end up together.

- Not on a snow day.

- What'd you say?
[Claire gasps]

- Meet me at the theater.
- Okay!

[dramatic music]

- You're toast, Brandston!

[engine revving]

* *

Yeah, you better run!

[horn blasting]

- Have you ever driven
without brakes before?

- No!

- Well, can you
drive any slower?

- [high-pitched
No!

- Well, how much longer
until the gas runs out?

- [normally] Oh, about two
hours unless we hit a building

or fall off a cliff because
you won't stop distracting me!

* *

- I can't believe
you cut the brakes.

- I can't believe
you said no to sinkholes!

- I still say no to sinkholes!

All you do is sit there

in your huge, stupid,
puffy grandma coat

saying sinkholes, sinkholes,
sinkholes!

- It's not that huge!

- A plane could perform
an emergency landing on you.

[soft energetic music]

which is exactly
what we're going to do.

- What?

- Three inches of down
under the coat, ten-foot drop.

- What are you doing?
- Math.

- Oh, my God, it is useful!

- Trudy, how fast
are we traveling?

- 41 miles per hour.

- Don't talk to my bird!

- Carry the two.

Yes!

* *

[all screaming]
- Danger, danger!

[dramatic music]

- [screams]

- [shouts]

- Wayne, old buddy, old pal.

- You're not landing on me!

- Fine!
Question, though.

Do you want to be the guy
that cut the wrong wire

or the guy that saved the day?

- Fine!
Climb aboard.

- Grab on, Eli!
- Ready as always, my lady!

- What are you doing?
Shut that door!

- One, two, three!
- No, wait!

- [shouts]
Oof!

- [shouting]

[Snowplowman and Trudy scream]

all: Oh!

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

* *

all: Whoa!

- Is the snow plow--
- Sinking?

- Yes!
Sinkhole!

[both groaning]
- Ow!

- Are you all right?

- Do I look all right?

- I don't appreciate
that tone.

- I'm sorry, Trudy.

- I forgive you.
It's been quite a day.

[engine revs]

[engine shuts off]

- You okay?
- I'm fine.

- [chuckles]

- Oh, man, Lane.

I just pushed Chuck
into a whale,

and then I stole
his snowmobile--

- Stop talking, okay?

You secretly pined after
someone for a long time.

And today,
instead of keeping it in,

you went after it
with a grand gesture.

You were bold because
it's a snow day.

[soft dramatic music]

* *

There.

There's my grand gesture.

- Wait, wait, you--

- Look, look, look, look.

I'm going ice skating.

If I see you there
before the rink closes, great.

And if I don't,
then I promise that tomorrow

is a new, normal day.

Everything resets, right?

And you'll just be my--

my pal, Hal,
whose shoes I tie

and who I kissed once
on a snow day.

* *

- Hey.
- [gasps] Oh.

[both chuckle]

You surprised me.
[laughs]

- Well, that's a first.

- Do you want to sit?

- Sure.

[both chuckle]

Hey, uh, want some?

- You eat candy corn
when you're nervous, too?

- No, but I know you do,

so I always kept a pack on me

in case I ever got the chance
to offer you some.

- Wow.

- Yeah, challenging
to find year-round,

but I figured out a system
and--

[both chuckle]

- Oh. Man.

Wow, if I thought
I was going to get kissed

by two beautiful women today,

I would have worn
a better shirt.

- Two beautiful women?

- Oh, why did I say that
out loud?

I have this friend--

- Lane?
- How did you know?

- Because I'm a girl.
[both chuckle]

- Right, man, girls are
so much smarter than guys.

- Yes.

[both chuckle]

- Anyways, uh...

she kissed me.

And even though I never thought
about her in that way before,

now I kind of can't stop
thinking about her in that way.

And Lane knows me,
like, regular, old me,

and somehow,
she still likes me.

[soft dramatic music]

* *

- Is it because she has
a longer neck than me?

- Oh, Claire, no,
your neck isn't short, okay?

And even if it was, no guy
in the history of the planet

has ever rejected a girl
because of her neck length.

* *

- Thank you.
[chuckles]

- Oh, man, what time does
the skating rink close?

- 5:00.
- Oh, I got to run.

- Oh, your shoe's untied.

[quirky upbeat music]

Yep, definitely untied.

- Oh, sorry, sorry.
Lane, she ties my shoes for me.

- Why?
[chuckles]

* *

- She's my hero.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Yes, sir!

Folks, this is the last song

before the rink
goes night-night.

And you know what that means?

That's right,
it's the couples-only skate.

So you got to grab that special
someone or get off the ice.

[u

Hey, lady with
the ugly sweaters.

If you ain't got a
special someone, get off--

- I heard you!

- * If you've never felt
déjà vu *

- You know, you really do
look beautiful when you skate.

- * It's like I've known you
all my life *

- [chuckles softly]

- * You were right
in front of my face *

* And I know that
it was meant to be *

- You're here.
- Yeah.

- I didn't think
you would come.

- So I finally surprised you?

- I guess so.

- * And you're my girl *

- Well, let me
surprise you again.

* *

- May I have your attention,
please?

Thank you.
[clears throat]

I have just gotten word
that thanks to Eli Welch,

Wayne Castle, and your girl,
Natalie Brandston,

roads will not be plowed,

so there's gonna be
a second snow day!

[cheers and applause]

- She did it.

- Free tomorrow?

- Tomorrow. Uh...

tomorrow I promised I
would spend with my sister,

but what are your plans
for every day after that?

[upbeat music]

Come on!
all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing
until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

- * What a difference
a day makes *

* If I knew then
what I know now *

* I would have
made you my lady *

* Picked you up, now, I'm
never going to put you down *

- * Yeah, we're just
getting started *

* Just beginning to heat up *

* Finally opened my heart *

* And all along, it's been
beating for your love *

- Whoo!

both:
* The seasons come and go *

* But sun or snow,
now we know *

all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing
until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

* Here's to chasing
what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *
- * Ooh *

all:
* The best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *
- * Ooh *

* *

- * Well, we got
what we wanted *

* Always following the plan *

* Take my advice *

* Sometimes you kind of got
to stick it to the man *

- * Life can be so surprising *

- * I never thought
I'd hold your hand *

both: * But when I look
in your eyes, I understand *

* The seasons come and go
with sun or snow *

* Now we know *

all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing
until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

* Here's to chasing
what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *
- * It's yet to come *

all:
* The best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *

* *

both: * The best is yet,
the best is yet *

* The best is yet to come *

* *

* The best is yet,
the best is yet *

* The best is yet to come *

all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing
until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Now the best is yet to come *

* Here's to fun *

* Here's to chasing
what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Now the best is yet to come *

* Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing
until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

* Here's to chasing
what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing
until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

- * Here's to chasing
what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best
is yet to come *

[giggles]

- * Everyone celebrate,
it's a snow day *

- Danger, danger!

- * Everyone celebrate,
it's a snow day *

- Whoa!

- * We're going
to do it our way *

- Cheese!

[upbeat music]

* I woke up to the noise,
heard they cancelled school *

* Now I got the whole day-- *

- Snow day!

* My time to learn
a new dance, play games *

* This is my chance *

* Dress up in a costume,
eat cereal for lunch *

* Seem like I'm a rock star,
I'm going to throw a punch *

* Free time
to make a snowman *

* I hope today, it don't end *

- Does this coat
make me look boxy?

- * Tell all
my homework goodbye *

- Now that is
perfectly pancakey!

[horn blasting]
- Move over!

Get out of the way!

- * This is a snow day *
- * Snow day *

- * We'll do it our way
right now *

- * Right now *
- * So get loud *

- Something crunchy
at the same time.

- Oh, my gosh.
Okay, we're done.

- * This is a snow day *

* Gonna do it our way *

- It's a snow day, people.

- You're toast, Brandston!

- * We'll be singing *

* Everyone celebrate,
it's a snow day *

* It's a snow day, it,
it's a snow day *

- May I have your attention,
please?

Roads will not be plowed,

so there's gonna be
a second snow day!

[cheers and applause]

- * It's a snow day *

* It's a snow day,
snow day, snow day *

- * And there
ain't no stopping us *

* 'Cause we got, we got,
we got to live it up *

* Come on! *

* This is our moment now
to let our fun come out *

* We've got to live it up *

* Nothing else matters now *

* No time to waste *

* It's a snow day,
snow day, snow day *

* We do it our way,
our way, our way *

* Yeah, yeah! *

* We're gonna let it go *

* Full system overload *

* Snow day, snow day,
snow day *

* *

- * Can't believe
this is real life *

- * We've got so much
free time *

both:
* Gonna kick up some ice *

* Yeah,
we're feeling all right *

- * We're free, having fun *
- * Do whatever we want *

both: * And there
ain't no stopping us *

- * 'Cause we got *
- * We got *

- * We got to live it up *

* Come on! *

* This is our moment now
to let our wild come out *

* We got to live it up *

* Nothing else matters now *

* No time to waste *

* It's a snow day,
snow day, snow day *

* We do it our way,
our way, our way *

* We're gonna let it go,
full system overload *

* Snow day, snow day,
snow day *

* It's a snow day *

* It's a snow day,
we love it *

* Yeah, we love
to do it our way *

* Our, our, our way *

* It's a snow day *

* We love it *

* Yeah, we love
to do it our way *

* We got to live it up *

* This is our moment now
to let our wild come out *

* We got to live it up *

* Nothing else matters now *

* No time to waste *

* It's a snow day,
snow day, snow day *

* We do it our way,
our way, our way *

* We're gonna let it go,
full system overload *

* Snow day, snow day,
snow day *

* It's a snow day *

- * It's a snow day *
- * Snow day *

- * Live it up, live it up *

* It's a snow day *
- * Yeah *

* We living,
we living it up *

- * Come on! *

- * Snow day *
- * Yeah, yeah, yeah *

- * It's a snow day *

- * It's a snow day,
snow day! *

* Woo-hoo, let's do it
our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything
we're living for *

* Anything
you're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what
I've been waiting for *

* *

* It might be cold,
but we don't feel it *

* *

* Get up, let's go *

* A little freedom's
all we needed *

* *

- * One big ray of sunshine *

* Backed up
in four little words *

- * The greatest sound
we ever heard *

- This just in...

- * It's a snow day,
snow day *

* Woo-hoo
let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything
we're living for *

* Anything
you're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what
I've been waiting for *

kids: No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes *

- No stress, no school!

- * Only good times *

- No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes,
only good times *

- Here we go!

- * It's a snow day,
snow day *

* Woo-hoo
let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything
we're living for *

* Anything
we're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what
I've been waiting for *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Everything
we're living for *

* Anything
we're dreaming for *

* The world is
knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what
I've been waiting for *

* *

[cheers and laughter]