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- It's every kid's dream.

A snowstorm hits a town so hard

that all the roads are completely undriveable.

- All right, hold on, Mr. Narrator Guy.

I'll take it from here.

- Uh, okay.

- As he was saying, sometimes a snowstorm

is so big that school is canceled for the whole day.

It's a surprise vacation,

a "get out of class free" card,

a magical, fun day where anything can happen.

A snow day.

- And now let's turn it over to Deborah May

for traffic and weather together.

- Hello, Syracuse!

Our top story today

is that mountain of snow outside your door.

- You see that darling, wide-eyed girl?

That's me, Natalie Brandston, one year ago.

Boy, was I cute!

And next to me

is my charmingly awkward brother, Hal.

- Undriveable.

I mean, I was lucky to get out of my garage before it--

- But back to me. Why do I look nervous?

Because I had a big, old English paper due that day,

and I hadn't even started.

- I am just getting word that due to road closures,

all Syracuse schools will be closed...

Making today

a snow day!

- A snow day?

- It's a snow day!

- Snow day! - Snow day!

- * It's a snow day, snow day! *

* Woo-hoo, let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything you're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what I've been waiting for *

[giggling] - Hey, guys.

It's a snow day! Woo!

- * It might be cold, but we don't feel it *

* *

* Get up, let's go *

* A little freedom's all we needed *

* *

- * One big ray of sunshine *

* Backed up in four little words *

- * The greatest sound we ever heard *

- This just in...

- * It's a snow day, snow day *

* Woo-hoo let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything you're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what I've been waiting for *

kids: No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes *

- No stress, no school!

- * Only good times *

- No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes, only good times *

- Here we go!

- * It's a snow day, snow day *

* Woo-hoo let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything we're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what I've been waiting for *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything we're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what I've been waiting for *

* *

* It's a snow day *

* Oh, it's a snow day *

* Woo-hoo *

* *

- Well, Syracuse, the unseasonably

warm winter weather continues today

with a high of 65 degrees.

- Well, here I am one year later, still cute,

but unfortunately, no snow.

- Here's a fun fact.

On this exact date last year,

Syracuse had a snow day.

- There's nothing fun about that fact, Deborah.

Hal, you got to help me.

Winter break is in three days,

and I need to get out of school until then.

- How come? - To get out of all the tests

I refuse to study for!

Right now, I have a perfect 70% average.

Any dips and it's-- - Winter school?

- Winter school. - Oh, no.

- Oh, yes.

Summer school's even more evil twin.

When you leave at the end of the day,

it's dark and depressing.

And while all the other kids

are playing with the things they got for Christmas,

you've got homework.

[suspenseful music]

- Okay, Mom's putting on her second shoe,

so we don't have a lot of time.

- You and your freakish hearing.

- Yeah, that's my superpower.

- It's not a superpower.

Nobody would go see the movie "Ear Man."

- Okay, if you don't want my help--

- No, the world needs Ear Man now, more than ever.

- Okay, okay, uh... have a stuffed doze.

- Doze? - Doze, like nose.

And instead of saying the letter M,

say the letter B.

It'll bake it sound like your doze is clogged with bucus.

- You're good. Why don't you ever fake sick?

- Oh, no, I'm just the ideas guy.

I don't do so hot with the actual doing.

- He's got above average hearing and good ideas,

but no follow-through.

Coming this spring, Ear Man, the anti-action hero.

- I'd see it.

Showtime. - Okay.

- Time for school, guys.

- Bob, is that you?

- Who's Bob?

- Sorry, it's my nose, totally clogged with bucus,

which I'm sure you can hear.

- Sounds pretty bad, huh?

- Actually, it sounds like somebody's trying to

get out of all of her tests the next three days

so she doesn't have to go to winter school.

Ear Man gets his above average hearing from Ear Mom.

Now, that's a movie I'd see.

- Phew.

You'll figure something else out.

- Good morning, family.

- Hey, Dad. - Morning, Dad.

- I am Cop-o-dile,

half cop, half croc, all business.

[whispers] Okay, go steal something,

and then I'll bite you in the name of justice.

- Sorry, Randy, I don't have time to play with you today.

- Why not?

- Because like the mighty croc, I'm swamped.

- [sighs]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Randy.

Did you know that the crocodile releases heat

through his mouth because he doesn't have sweat glands?

- Ugh.

- It's a fun fact.

- Do no adults understand the meaning of fun fact?

[phone buzzes] - Oh, yes!

The spotlight operator for the winter dance recital is sick.

- With what? Something contagious?

I will lick him.

- It means I get to run the spotlight after school.

- Why are you so excited about running the spotlight?

- What?

No reason.

No, I--I just love the craft...

of light...spotting.

- It's a girl.

["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]

* *

- Oh!

[laughing] Lane.

Oh, I seriously think you just shaved a year off of my life.

- It wasn't going to be a great year.

I checked. - Ha ha.

- Here.

- Oh, thank you.

* *

[squealing]

- That was lovely, Claire. All right.

My dancers on stage can take a break.

We're moving on to the nondenominational

winter dance.

- Don't you get bored all alone up here?

- No way.

No, this is like my perfect job.

I get to shine a light on the stage,

but stay in the shadows.

I control the spotlight, but I'm out of it.

- How poetic.

- Plus, I can stare at Claire all rehearsal,

and it's not weird.

- How pathetic.

- Mittens, can you come--

no, left. You're on the left.

No, you're on the--

all right, all right!

You're mittens, not gloves!

I need a five.

- [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

- Well, as riveting as it is to watch you watch Claire Bonner,

I think I saw some paint drying outside.

So got to get to that.

- Hey, you want to grab some food

when I'm out of rehearsal?

- I do, but first... [snaps] shoes.

Lift.

Who am I? - You're my hero.

- You know, I don't like you being up so high,

considering you're, shall we say, less than graceful.

I mean, you do tend to fall a lot when--

- Shh, shh, Claire's talking.

- [gasp] She is?

Hold on.

Hi, TMZ? Hot goss.

Claire Bonner is talking.

No, I'm 100%--

- Okay, okay, go watch your paint dry.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. [giggles]

- And that is why turtlenecks will never go out of fashion.

- She makes a compelling argument.

- Yeah, but all I think about is the poor turtle

who had to die to make it.

- No, Missy. - Missy, you don't seriously--

- No, okay, but, like, do you think

a turtleneck would hide or accentuate, you know...

my short neck?

[gasp] Oh, my gosh!

- What? - My whale necklace is gone.

- Okay, well, where's the last place you remember wearing it?

- Oh, probably around her neck.

- Missy, I worry about you. - No, Missy.

- Okay, I'm back and I am calm now.

So let's take this from the top.

- I haven't taken that necklace off since my dad got it for me

in Barcelona five years ago.

- Wow, this is like as bad as it gets for incredibly

beautiful teenage girls.

- Yeah!

Plus it distracts from, you know...

my short neck!

- Mm. - Mm.

- Your neck is perfect.

- No, you're on the-- hey, what's going on?

- Oh, uh, sorry, every--ahh!

[gasping]

[uneasy music]

Ugh.

- There he is.

You're lucky this Abominable Snowman costume

broke your fall.

Let me get a look at you.

I think he's having a seizure.

Is anyone here a doctor? - We're kids!

- I'm fine. I-'m-I'm fine.

- All right, out of my way, out of my way.

Next of kin, keeper of the will.

- Nat, what are you doing here?

- I'm your emergency contact.

- What are you doing here?

I let you out of second period

because you said you had a tapeworm.

- Jen, if you want to send me to Principal Baker,

I'd be happy to show him the website

where you sell stolen school supplies.

[school bell rings]

- [huffs, laughs]

- Ugh. Hey, why are you my emergency contact

and not Mom or Dad?

- I changed it in the school's computer system

so I have an excuse to ditch class

every time you do something clutzy

and hurt yourself, which--

let's be real, babe, is often.

Ha! - Truth.

Up top. - Woo!

- Natalie Brandston, are you jumping?

I let you out of a Spanish test today because

you said you had a hernia.

- Uhh...

[clears throat]

- How many teachers do you have blackmailed?

- No such thing as blackmail among friends.

- Natalie Brandston.

- Ms. Reynolds, to what do I owe the pleasure?

- Just thought I would remind you

of your math test tomorrow.

- Oh, I wouldn't miss it!

I mean, unless a distant relative died suddenly,

or I contracted mad cow disease.

- Listen, I know how you intimidate the other teachers.

There's even a Natalie Brandston support group

that meets at lunch.

But it's not going to work on me.

You're taking that test tomorrow.

If you fail, I'll see you in winter school.

And we'll add, subtract, multiply,

and divide until the sun goes down.

- Why didn't you blackmail Ms. Reynolds?

- Because I got nothing.

Reynolds is mean, but she's clean.

You know what I need?

- Uh, to study? - Ew! No.

I need a snow day.

- Nat, I don't think we're getting

a snow day anytime soon.

Rebecca Menderson is officially #Rebeccamending

wearing shorts tomorrow.

- I am officially #Rebeccamending

wearing shorts tomorrow.

- See?

- Desperate times call for desperate measures.

We got to do the snow dance.

- The snow dance? - No, we're not doing

the snow dance. - Aha! I don't think

I've ever seen you dance.

- Well, and that streak shall continue.

- Hal, the snow dance works. - No, it doesn't.

- It did last year. - Like three weeks later.

- So? It's not an exact science.

- It's the exact opposite of science.

- Ugh! Why can't you be more like Snow Day Hal?

- Snow Day Hal? - Yeah, he's like

a totally different person on snow days.

I mean, last year, you successfully

sledded down Dead Sled Hill.

- Well, true, but that was--

- And then you entered that snowman building competition

and built one that looked so much like JoJo Siwa,

it got featured on the news!

- Yeah, I was proud of Snow Snow Siwa.

- And then you did a celebratory snow lap

around the block in nothing but shorts.

- Didn't even feel the cold.

- Yeah, 'cause Snow Day Hal has a whole different vibe.

Snow Day Hal is fun and fearless.

- Well, isn't regular Hal fun and fearless?

- Nah. - No.

- No, there is something freeing about a snow day.

Most days, I wake up, I'm like...

this again, me again.

But on a snow day, oh, you wake up to a--

to a blank white canvas

just begging you to paint something bold.

- That was kind of beautiful.

- Yes, it was gorgeous, stunning,

all of the fancy adjectives.

Now will you do the snow dance with me already?

- A snow day would be nice.

Everyone's so carefree and happy.

And that outdoor skating rink is everything.

Do your dance. - What, now?

- Yes! I won't look.

- * Sha la la la la la *

* Sha la la la la la *

* Sha la la la la *

* Sha la la la la *

* La ooh *

- Hal?

Hello?

What are you...

Ugh! Men.

- In the mood for shakes and/or cakes?

- Always, but what if Claire is at the Shake and Cake

with her hot boyfriend?

- Okay, was the hot necessary?

- When you're as hot as Chuck Wheeler, it kinda is.

- Ooh, is hot Chuck that hot guy in your grade

who's really hot? [giggling]

[gasping, laughing]

- Order number 42!

Order 42!

- Hey, how are you doing?

- How'd you get a girl as cool as Claire?

- Ha ha. Come on.

- * Love is easy, man *

* You gotta keep it breezy, man *

* Tell her that she's pretty and she's witty *

* And then tell her she's the only girl *

* In the whole world you see *

* And then I'll leave her with a picture of me *

- Wow!

* Love is simple, man *

* Sharpen up your tempo, man *

* Buy a little pressy, make a rezzy somewhere dressy *

* Then pull up to her door *

* She'll be begging for more of me *

- Of you!

- You know that it's true. Ow!

- * Is that really all it takes for a guy to get a date? *

- * Oh! *

* It's a piece of cake *

Woo!

- Ugh, Claire, Chuck is so hot.

- He's scorching.

- He's boiling like water.

- Wait, what?

- * Yeah, he's cute and all *

* Looks good in a suit and all *

* But he doesn't focus, didn't notice when I changed *

* The way I style my hair *

- Wait, what? - I know.

- * It's totally different *

* You cut off 8 inches *

- I know!

- * But does he take you on the town? *

- * I guess he does *

- * Say you're the cutest one around? *

- * Yeah, but he doesn't ask me *

* About my favorite red things *

* Am I not interesting? *

- * You are *

- I know.

- * Is that really all it takes *

* Asking questions on a date? *

- Yup, it's a piece of cake.

* *

- * Now I got what I want 'cause I got her *

- * And maybe this was all a mistake *

- * Looking hot and I'm feeling even hotter *

- * Then tell me why can't love be a piece of *

- * Cake! It's a piece of cake *

* A piece of cake, cake *

* It's a piece of cake, a piece of cake *

* Cake, it's a piece of cake *

* A piece of cake, cake! *

* It's a piece of cake *

* Cake, cake *

* I just wanna have my cake and I wanna eat it, too *

- * Here's a piece for you *

Ooh, babe!

* You look beautiful *

- * Tell me something I don't know *

- * You're the most incredible *

* Of any babe I've ever known *

- * Now, isn't that sweet? *

- * I'm as sweet as can be *

- * The most beautiful couple in the world *

- * Do you really think that I'm that great? *

- * Without you, my heart would ache! *

Trust me, Claire, falling in love with you

was a piece of cake.

- * Cake! It's a piece of cake *

* A piece of cake, cake! *

* It's a piece of cake *

* Oh, piece of cake, cake! *

* It's a piece of cake, a piece of cake *

* Cake! It's a piece of cake *

* It's a piece of cake *

* I just wanna have my cake *

* And I wanna eat it, too *

* Too *

- * Too *

* It's a piece of cake! *

- Oh, my gosh. That was so much fun.

[chatter, laughter]

- Oh, come.

- Chuck, you're going to be absolutely

blown away by how gorge Claire is in the recital.

- I wouldn't miss it. When is it again?

- This Saturday.

- Wait, this Saturday? - Uh-oh.

- Oh, God. - I call it Caturday.

- We'll let you two do your thing.

- [clears throat] Claire Bear,

I got Syracuse football tickets Saturday night.

- What?

- I didn't know it was that important to you.

- You didn't know my dance performance

was that important to me?

Chuck, sometimes I think you don't know me at all.

- I know you. - Okay.

What is my favorite color?

- It's, uh, the--

the--

- Teal.

- Uh...

- Okay, what food can I not stand?

- That's easy. It's the s-spaghetti?

Uh...

- Pickles. - They're pickles!

- Well, what's my favorite food?

- Toast. - Heck yeah it is.

Soft and crunchy at the same time.

- Oh, my gosh. Okay, we're done.

Just go.

- Whoa. Are you seriously breaking up with me

because I don't know your favorite color?

- I don't know what I'm going to do yet, so just go.

- Fine!

Brown.

- Nobody's favorite color is brown!

- I think brown is kinda cool.

- What happened, babe?

- We heard every word.

- Missy, why? - Missy, think before you talk!

- You should go talk to her.

- You say that like it's not the most terrifying thing

I could possibly imagine.

- You just need an icebreaker.

What's that?

- After I fell today,

I found Claire's missing whale necklace.

- This is amazing.

You have a reason to talk to her.

- Yeah, but I also have to say words.

- Well, lucky for you,

you have a female best friend

and a rather cool one, if I'm being honest.

- Okay, get to the point.

- What I, a girl, would want you, a guy,

to do right now is walk over, take out that necklace,

and say, super cas...

"I thought you might be missing this."

- So what you're telling me is that I have to have swag?

Something I've never possessed my whole life.

- Precisely. - Ah.

- Here, try it on me. - No.

- Come on. You want to get the girl?

You got to do it. Come on, Hal.

You got this. - Okay, okay.

Hey, I, uh...

I thought you might be missing this.

- [laughs]

- Lane. - I'm sorry.

What are you doing with your eyebrows?

- I don't know. - Well, don't do it.

- What, don't do this? - [laughs]

All right, go get us some cake, swaggy Hal.

- Oh, it would be swaggy Hal's greatest pleasure.

- Ha ha. - Huh huh.

* *

[gasping]

- Your shirt is so much cuter green.

Smile!

- Put the phone down. - Missy, timing.

- Oh, shoot, it's a video.

Here's the guy who helped Claire's shirt be better.

Say hi, guy.

- Missy! - Missy!

- Ugh!

- Whatever problems you're having,

trust me, mine are 20 times worse.

- It's just not fair.

Math has no practical application in life.

Ever heard of a calculator?

- You know what, I bet if you tried really hard,

you could pass that test tomorrow.

- Yeah. I bet that if you tried really hard,

you could run a 30-minute mile.

Looks like it's winter school for your old pal Natalie.

- [sighs]

- Snow dance? - Snow dance!

[rhythmic chanting] - Fee, fi, fum, fo!

You and me are gonna make it snow!

Woo!

We're gonna make it fall onto the floor!

Woo!

Here we go, here we go!

S-N-O-W and me

are double trouble

- Bring it on down, Nat!

Bring it on down, Nat!

- I'm bringing it down! - Woo!

Bring it on down, Nat.

Bring it on down, Nat!

- Woo! Make it snow, bro.

Make it snow, bro.

- Ooh, ooh.

- Make it snow, bro.

Make it snow, bro.

- Ah, shimmy to the right.

And shimmy to the left.

And jump until you're out of breath,

and jump until you're out of breath,

and jump until you're out of breath!

- Jump until you're out of...breath.

Whew! Okay.

Now on the off, off chance that that didn't work,

you should probably study.

- First, I gotta find my math book.

That's history.

- [laughs]

- Man, I'm surprised you're in such good spirits.

- Why?

- Oh, no reason.

I mean...

Someone took a video of you

spilling a milkshake on Claire Bonner

that kind of went viral.

- What?

- Your shirt is so much cuter green,

g-g-green. C-c-cuter. Smile!

Sm-sm-smile.

Say hi, guy. Say hi, guy.

* *

- * I know I'm not the coolest guy *

* I'm not the one that most girls like *

* But maybe, maybe I've got a chance *

* *

* I'd go up and give a try *

* Have the guts, it'd be just fine *

* But maybe, maybe I've got a chance *

* But do I do it? Maybe, I think so *

* Do I do it? What if you say no? *

* I can't make up my mind *

* So I need a sign *

* Something that I can see *

* Can you give me a sign? *

* Something to guide me *

* Show me what to do *

* How do I make a move? *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* I don't know what I should do *

* How could I ever talk to you? *

* It's feeling crazy just to try *

* *

* But do I do it? Maybe, I think so *

* Do I do it? What if you say no? *

* I can't make up my mind *

* So I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* Can you give me a sign? *

* *

* Something to guide me *

* Show me what to do *

* How do I make a move? *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* I need a sign *

* *

* Something that I can see *

* Oh, I need a sign *

[echoing] Sign, sign, sign, sign...

[wistful music]

[wind whistles]

* *

[dogs barking in distance]

- [gasp] Whoa!

[light music]

[giggling]

- In addition to supermarkets and convenience stores,

all gas stations are also closed

due to last night's unprecedented snowstorm.

When I woke up and looked out the window,

I thought I was dreaming.

I mean, I went to bed in shorts.

- Nobody asked for your life story, Deborah.

Give the people what they want!

- Oh, and all schools are canceled.

Happy snow day!

- Snow day!

- Uhh--

- ...Daaay!

We did it! - We did it.

[laughter]

Blank canvas.

My sign.

I'm Snow Day Hal.

- Welcome, Snow Day Hal! So what's first?

Skiing, ice fishing, skiing while ice fishing?

- Actually, I'm gonna spend today

trying to get the girl who's way out of my league

and has a boyfriend.

- That's my swaggy brother.

- And hey, you have a full day to study for that math test.

- No, I have a full day to get us a second snow day.

And then it's winter break.

- Okay, well, how do you plan on getting a second snow day?

If it stops snowing,

these roads are going to get cleared,

and that means everything will open back up again tomorrow,

including school.

- Not if I stop the guy who plows the roads.

[ominous music]

- Stop Snowplowman?

You know, but he's a maniac.

[honking] - Move it! Get outta the way!

- I heard he drinks wolf blood before plowing

to get into beast mode.

And that he ripped the braces off the last kid

who tried to stop him

and turned them into brass knuckles.

- Well, lucky for me, I have perfect teeth.

Plus, anything can happen on a snow day.

- Nat, going after Snowplowman is kinda insane.

- Says the guy who's going after the girl

who's way out of his league and has a boyfriend.

- Take him down, sis.

- Get the girl, bro.

Hey, Hal.

If we get a second snow day, wanna spend it together?

- That's a deal.

- Hi. Ha.

- Hello, darling. Eli and Wayne are in the fort.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize Eli had a sister.

- [laughs] Oh, Natalie.

[video sounds] - Die, werewolf, die!

- I'm losing, Elf Boy!

- Move!

- What are you bozos doing?

- We're playing this marvelous video game

wherein one attempts to ward off werewolves

whilst building a shack.

- It's called Werewolf Shack. - Care to play?

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hey, yourselves!

Don't you guys realize that today is no ordinary day?

Today's a snow day.

That means anything can happen.

We can do anything we want.

So do you wanna spend the day

taking down lame, fake werewolves,

or do you wanna spend the day

taking down someone scary and real?

- Like who?

- Snowplowman.

[gasping] - Snowplowman?

But he's a maniac.

I heard a man once made fun of his snow plow,

so he plowed the chap's motorcar.

- Listen. If we take down Snowplowman,

we get a second snow day.

- No, that's way too dangerous.

- Well, if we don't try,

then you guys won't see me all break,

because I'll be in winter school.

- Nonsense, my queen.

I fight with you. - Great.

You in, Wayne?

- Does this answer your question?

Yeah!

- Who are we taking down?

all: Snowplowman!

[computer chime]

- Freeze! This is Sheriff Randy.

You better not steal something, or I got you, babe.

- Oh, okay.

- [whispering] Steal something!

- Uh, Sheriff, well, I can't.

I'm working.

- But do you believe in play after work?

- No, it's a snow day, people.

- Well, it's not a snow day for mommies and daddies.

We still have to work. Sorry, bud.

- Okay.

- What am I doing with these taxes right here?

[clicking sound] Oh, uh, Randy, what did I say?

I was working, right? Remember, I just said that?

- You have the right to remain silent.

- Oh, very funny. But--

- Bet you wish you could turn back time now.

- Sheriff, we appreciate--

- Sorry. - That you are

a musical officer of the law and that we're being no fun,

but we really do have to work. So...

- Ow.

- If you could take these off, please?

- Yeah, I mean we have to meet our deadline

so that we can make money to buy you,

you know, hats and wigs and badges and water guns.

- Hand over the devices.

- No, come on. - Yes.

- My computer? - Yes.

- All right, fine, but that's it.

I need to use my phone. - And the phones.

Come on.

All of them.

- That's all we have.

[phone rings]

Where was that one?

Okay, you have all of our stuff.

Now can you please uncuff us?

- Not until I have the perfect snow day.

And first, I want the perfect pancakes.

- [scoffs] - No, w--

- Kinda hard to do that when you're handcuffed together.

- Yeah.

- Then I suppose you'll have to make them together.

- Oh! Hoo!

[laughter]

- Ah!

- Come here!

- Okay, let's beat the rush to the rink--come on.

- Oh, I can't. - Why not?

- Well, because I'm Snow Day Hal,

and I can't let whatever comes over me on a snow day

go to waste, so...

I'm gonna get Claire.

- Oh. Hm.

- What? - No, nothing, I just--

I thought I'd be spending the snow day

with my best friend, which is exactly

what I'm gonna do, 'cause you need

all the help you can get.

- You're my hero. - No lies detected.

Now, let's see the plan.

- The plan?

- Hal, I know you.

You have a handwritten plan complete with funny drawings

somewhere on you.

Let's see it.

- [sighs] Fine.

- [reading]

Wait, why by sundown? - Well, because

it's a snow day. When the sun goes down,

it'll be a snow night, and that's not a thing.

- So what's the first step? Wear this really cool sweater?

- Hey, I like this sweater.

- Oh ho ho. I'm aware you do.

- No, first step, make an impression.

I'm going to go to her house and hold this up.

- I don't get it.

- What? Whale you, like...

like will you go out with me?

Only it's whale you go out with me

because of the whale necklace.

Man, I thought that was clear.

- [laughs] I'm messing with you.

It's whale-y good.

- Whale-y?

- Would I say "whale-y" if I didn't whale-y,

whale-y mean it?

[laughs]

- Yeah, okay, that's her house.

- Good luck. - Hey, Snow Day Hal

doesn't need luck. - Yeah.

[engine roaring]

- Okay, maybe a little luck.

Go, go, go.

- Claire Bear, I have something to say!

- What is it, Chuck?

Are you going to miss my birthday next year

for a toast convention?

- Look, that Chuck yesterday was old Chuck.

This is new Chuck.

And new Chuck would drop anything for you.

- Hmm. Why should I believe you now?

- If it wasn't clear,

I just ripped the Syracuse football game ticket in half.

- All right, come in.

- Let's--let's go get some hot chocolate.

Your treat, come on.

- No, no, no, no.

Normally, this would be defeat, but not for Snow Day Hal.

I could still make an impression.

I just gotta, uh... just gotta plan my next move.

- Well, Chuck's in her house, and you're not.

- Wait, wait.

I'm going to get in her house, too.

- Wait, Hal, her house is that way.

What is your freak-- it's just here.

- You'll see. - But it's--

- Anything can happen on a snow day.

- Wait! Wait!

Shoes. Lift.

- Okay, quickly. - Yeah.

Who am I? - You're my hero. Bye!

- Bye.

- Okay, guys, if we're going to take down a living monster

and get a second snow day, these snowballs

got to be packed tight.

- Fine.

- Lucky for us, Snowplowman overposts on social media,

so I know he's stopping right around here from

mid-morning until we break.

- And I did a few calculations to determine

how the wind chill factor might affect

the arc of the snowball.

- Ew, math.

We're good.

Wayne, you've got a sling for us?

- Right here.

- [laughing]

- Don't laugh at me.

It's my grandma's, okay?

It's the best I can do on short notice.

- Okay.

Plan is to distract him with the balls

and then jab a hole in one of his tires.

- Brilliant.

- Not the way to go if you ask me.

- We didn't.

- Fine.

Then you won't get to hear my genius idea.

- Good.

- Sinkhole.

- What's a sinkhole?

- A cavity in the ground caused by erosion.

One does not simply create a sinkhole.

- Not with that attitude.

[honking]

- Snowplowman.

[dramatic music]

- Snowplowman, pull over!

The sunlight is hitting us at an ideal angle,

and I would like to suggest taking a commemorative selfie.

- Great idea, Trudy.

You know, they don't make them like you anymore.

- Actually, they do.

I'm a standard artificial intelligence device

that you program to remind you to eat, tell you

that you're handsome... - Hey.

- You're not a disappointment to your mother.

- Okay, selfie time!

- Mm-hmm.

Cheese!

[camera lens snaps]

- Oh, that is a framer.

* I love clearing snow in winter *

* And seeing the pavement shine through *

* I love driving in a blizzard *

* The cold and my lips turning blue *

* I love holiday movies and acai smoothies *

* And Trudy, I love you to bits *

- Aww.

- * But I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate these kids *

* *

* I love the thrill of online shopping *

* For gadgets to spruce up my ride *

* I love staying up and watching the Tonys *

* With Mom by my side *

* I love small vegan cafes and pumpkin spice lattes *

* And a good social media blitz *

* But I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate these kids *

* *

* At the first snowflake of the season *

* I shed a tear of joy *

* A mission that I can believe in *

* To make sure their dreams are destroyed! *

* I love setting up my playlist *

* The ultimate mega plow mix! *

* I love my rising social status *

* And rocking these customized kicks *

* I love night vision cameras and matching pajamas *

* Love being the guy who admits *

* That I hate hate, hate, hate, hate these kids *

* *

* This time of year takes me right back *

* To that fateful snow day past *

* I was only eight years old *

* *

* I had a brand new snow plow toy *

* Steering, racing, so much joy *

* I couldn't even feel the cold *

* Then they stuck up from behind *

* They ripped it from my grasp *

* They stole it-- gone forever! *

* They pointed and they laughed *

* The rudest, meanest gang of nasty kids *

* From that day on *

* I vowed to make them suffer like I did *

- Therapy appointment scheduled Monday, 9:00 a.m.

- Trudy, not now!

* I love laughing in their faces! *

* Now it's my turn to be mean *

* I love people of all ages, except if they're under 18 *

* I love having the power *

* I know it's my hour to wipe snow days right off the grid *

* Because I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate these *

* Just can't tolerate these *

* Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate these kids! *

- Okay, here he comes.

Snowball me. - Yes, my lady.

- Wayne, get that sling ready. - Eli, catch.

- Got it.

- Ah!

Yeah!

Snack time, Trudy.

- Mm-mm.

- Oh, my favorite, anchovies.

- Very pungent.

- You know where you're going, huh?

- [grunt]

- Uhh--

- Give me the piercer.

Now throw, throw, throw!

- Kids.

- There they are!

[suspenseful music]

- Hey! - Hey, children, stop that!

- Stop it! - Oh, you bad kids!

- Knock it off! Hey!

Oh, I'm gonna get you.

Knock it off! - Do something, Snowplowman!

- Stop throwing!

[air hissing]

[groans]

Flat tire, huh?

[laughing]

Trudy, activate mega cannon.

- Activated!

Here...we...go...

- Snow in the hole!

Scatter!

Trudy, you got 'em targeted? - Bull's-eye.

- Hey, wait! - We've gotta get out of here!

- Nice try, kiddies.

You ain't getting no second snow day.

- Nothing is a bigger threat to fashion than snow.

- Ugh! Why can't you just be longer?

- That's why I'm here to officially

#Rebeccamend you start your early afternoon off with a...

- Hey, babe. - Butter's in the fridge.

- Love you.

- Chuck.

- Yeah, babe.

- Make sure the toaster is plugged in.

- Who's better than you?

- This way, you're gonna keep warm

without having to sacrifice your silhouette.

- Claire! Claire Bonner!

- Um, I'm Rebecca, Rebecca Menderson.

- Uh, yeah, I know, and-and letting me speak

for a moment would be my official #Rebeccamendation.

- [gasp] That is trademarked!

- Claire Bonner, hi.

My name is--is Hal Brandston.

You probably don't know me other than yesterday's

milkshake malfunction, but I know you.

I know that when you're nervous, you eat candy corn.

I know that you hate pickles.

And I know that you love to dance more than anything

in the world. - Okay, yeah, this is--

this is great.

This is really sweet and all, but I'm

going to have to officially #Rebeccamend

that you leave immediately, or I'm going to call security.

- Security? - Security!

Dad!

- I still think a sinkhole would be way more efficient.

- I truly don't know how many more times I can tolerate him

saying the word "sinkhole."

- Let's try this first and then revisit sinkhole, okay, buddy?

- Well, my grandma needs this wig back by 4:00.

She's not too happy that I stole her bra either.

- Snowplowman is about 45 seconds away.

- How do you know?

- I took the liberty of adding a tracking device

to one of the snowballs you launched.

- Does this coat make me look boxy?

[honking] - Shh!

He's coming.

Let's go!

- Oh, no, is it snowing?

My grandma's going to kill me if she

finds out I got her hat wet! - Just get out there!

I'm not taking that test.

- Danger! - Aah!

- Stop! - Danger!

[both screaming] Danger! Danger!

- Lady! Lady, are you okay?

Lady, I'm sorry. Are you hurt?

Are you okay? Are you--

- You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

- Jeez, you pack some heat right there.

Listen, lady, I'm sorry--

- My name is not lady.

My name is Gillie Butler, and I demand respect!

- Okay, Gillie, sorry.

You came out of nowhere.

You're lucky I didn't plow you over.

- Find the keys. Find the keys.

- Yes, milady.

- Intruder detected.

- What is that?

- I have half a mind to call the police!

- Hey!

All right, let's just put our purses down

and leave the feds out of it!

- I am Trudy, property of the gorgeous snowplowman,

who was potty trained at a perfectly appropriate age.

- I have 13 strong-bodied sons that wouldn't mind

teaching you a lesson.

- All right--

13 sons?

- Mm-hmm.

- Wait a second, Gillie. [ahem]

What year were you born?

- Oh, 2008. - Nah-yea--

- Ow. - You're a kid.

[honk]

Ah ha, ha, ha!

You looking for these?

- Grab the bird. - With alacrity, madam.

- Easy, easy.

- Let's go. You're coming with me. Get over here.

- No. No.

- Come on. Come on.

- No. - You're coming with me.

Yeah, you stupid kids!

You think you can trick me, you stupid kid?

Get up in there. Go on.

Get up. Get up.

Wait, where's my-- where's the--

Trudy.

Trudy!

Where's...

Trudyyyyyyy!

- Hi, Hal.

- Ugh!

You know, someday I'm gonna surprise you.

- Oh, I'm sure you will.

- Can you say that a little less patronizing?

- I don't think I can.

- Hey, did you see me on #Rebeccamendations?

- You definitely made an impression.

- Then on to step two, humiliate the boyfriend.

- If you hate him, why did you draw him so handsome?

- Because he's a gosh darn snack, Lane.

I can't deny it any longer. - Yeah.

- Hey, Rebecca Menderson was cool enough to let me know

where Chuck and Claire are going.

- And? - You're going to love it.

- [gasp] It's the ice skating rink?

- Ding, ding, ding. - Yes, finally!

- Here we go. Let's go.

- Wait, Hal, shoes! - Oh!

Ugh. - [laughing]

- I'm just--I'm just making a snow angel.

I did that totally on purpose. - Uh-huh.

Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- You know, snow angels are great and all,

but they kind of break your heart.

- How come?

- Because it's all perfect, but then you ruin it

with your handprint when you get up to look at it.

- Yeah, true.

Hey, why do you love ice skating so much?

- Honestly?

- Yeah.

- No.

No, you'll think it's dumb.

- No, I won't.

- Okay.

When I'm ice skating...

- What?

- I don't know.

- Lane, it's just me.

- Okay, fine.

When I'm ice skating, I...

[small laugh]

I feel...beautiful.

- Oh, that is dumb.

- See? I told you--

- No, it's dumb because you're already beautiful.

You're a beautiful girl, Lane, like factually.

Here, so you don't ruin your snow angel

with your handprint.

- [grunts]

- Perfect.

[gasps]

- You okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, just, you know, cold.

- Oh, well, I know how much you love this sweater.

- No, no, no, no, no, you'll be colder.

Are you crazy?

- Here.

- Thanks.

- Of course, let's go. - Hal, wait.

- What?

- Did-did you do something different

with your hair today?

- Oh, no, I can assure you this mess is whatever it is.

Let's go.

- I'll meet you there.

I just got to call home real quick.

- Okay. - Okay.

* Oh, no *

* What's this funny feeling in my chest? *

* Like I know there's a different warmth *

* For this than friends *

* Part of me says fight it *

* Part of me secretly likes that *

* You see my beauty when I can't *

* Okay, I said it out loud to myself *

* It doesn't sound so crazy *

* Wait, maybe I can't tell *

* What if I told him I could be falling? *

* I'm thinking what if, what if it it's romance? *

* And it's got me wondering *

* How does this song end? *

* I'm thinking what if *

* What if our story has a twist? *

* *

* Our story has a twist *

* Do I tell him I can't look at him the same? *

* Yeah, I'll try *

* But suddenly I love the things I hate *

* Like all these ugly sweaters *

* I will wear them now forever *

* Oh, what's happening to me? *

* Okay, I said it out loud to myself *

* Should I brush it off, or should I tell him *

* How I really, really feel? *

* What if I told him I could be falling? *

* I'm thinking what if, what if it's romance and *

* It's got me wondering how does this song end? *

* I'm thinking what if, what if, what if *

* What if I told him I could be falling? *

* I think I'm falling *

* It's romantic, whoa *

* It's got me wondering, how does this song end? *

* I'm thinking what if *

* What if our story has a twist? *

* I could blurt it out and hope he doesn't laugh *

* Because it would hurt to have him *

* Write me off like that *

* I wish that I could jump ahead *

* And read the end *

* 'Cause what if our story has a twist? *

[whimsical music]

* *

[suspenseful music]

* *

- Too pancakey.

- Ugh!

- Sheriff Randy, we have made you 14 pancakes!

- We can't count that first abomination as a pancake.

- We have made you 13 pancakes

that are either too dry, too sweet, too gooey,

or too pancakey.

- People at work are going to be really mad

at Mommy and Daddy.

- That sounds like a you problem,

not a me problem.

- Oh, I say it on one phone call,

and he locks it in.

- Hi, Mom and Dad. - Natalie, Natalie!

- No time to stop and chat!

- Natalie, sweetie, sweetie! We got a problem here!

We're handcuffed together!

Randy took those handcuffs, and we're going crazy.

It's a nightmare.

- We are tickety boo.

- Tickety boo?

- Yes, tickety boo. - Tickety boo?

We're working here. English, please.

- It means we're good to go,

and it was actually quite English.

[electronic chime] - Whoa!

- [crying] They took my special bird.

They took Trudy.

[phone ringing] Don't answer that!

- It could be about Trudy.

- Well, answer it, for God's sake!

- [sighs]

Wayne Castle. What's your hassle?

[keyboard clicking]

- Hello, Snowplowman.

- Give me that!

Trudy, baby, I miss you.

- Say, "It's very difficult being apart."

- It's very difficult, being a fart.

- [sniggering]

- Eli! - Apologies.

- Apart. It's difficult being apart.

- Trudy, ask them what they want!

I'll give them anything to get you back.

- Hey, watch the drumsticks!

$1 million.

both: What?

- Worth a shot.

[quirky mysterious music]

- Easy, easy.

Just kidding. Ha, ha, ha.

Bring the boy to the center of town in one hour,

or I will tell everyone that you sleep with dollies!

- [chuckling] Hey, Trudy, that's private, okay?

- I just made that up.

- [chuckles]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hey. - Hi.

- Looking good, babe. - Thanks.

- Hey. - Hey!

- Oh, nice. Your friends.

Hey, I should get to know them better

so I can feel closer to you.

- I appreciate that, Chuck.

- What are their names again?

- Hmm.

Mason, Rebecca, and Missy.

- Oof. Never going to remember those.

- Hey, you two.

- Hey. - You two.

all: So...

- Are Claire and Chuck back together?

- Like back-back? - Together-together?

- Correction, Claire and new Chuck are back together.

- Well, new Chuck is on probation.

- New Chuck does not know what that word means.

- It means you better watch your back.

- Watch your back.

- And wash your back even though it's hard to reach.

- Missy. - Babe.

- I use a loofah on a stick.

- What are you talking about, Claire's friends?

- We're talking about Hal Brandston.

- Guys.

- Who's Hal Brandston?

- Hal Brandston interrupted my livestream

to proclaim his love for Claire

while I was officially #Rebeccamending

a light pant for the transition

from early afternoon to mid-afternoon.

- Well, I feel like an idiot.

- Oh, Chuck, come on. I don't even know that guy.

- No, look at me.

I should have gone with a light pant.

I'm going to go home and change.

- Chuck! - Oh, angry voice.

Our cue to exit. [all chuckling]

- I'm hungry.

- I'm Germany and like an eighth Scotland.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, hungry, like for food.

- Yeah. - I'm on it.

- Mm-hmm? - I'm on it.

- Okay.

[mysterious music]

- Okay, he just said he's going to get Claire some food.

You ready? - I guess.

- Come on!

Hey, you've already done the impossible today.

- [chuckles] What do you mean?

- You look cute in the ugly sweater.

- [laughs]

- You're Lane from school.

- And you're Dirk from school.

- You know me?

- Of course I do. [giggles]

- Lane, I've always wanted to tell you something--

- Oh, my God, there's a spider on your shirt!

- What? Where? I hate spiders!

- Now it's on your hat!

- [screaming] - Oh, it's on your apron!

Take it off! Take it off! - No! No! Did I get it?

- Oh, no, it crawled off your neck!

Run, Dirk, run! - [screams]

- [giggles]

- Does anyone work here?

Some of us have hungry girlfriends.

- Coming, coming.

Sorry for the delay, folks.

Nasty pest issue back there.

- Mm. Mm-mm.

- Hey there. - Hey, uh, Dirk.

- It's a family name. - Oh.

So what do girls, like, eat?

- Hmm, what do girls, like, eat?

Mm, you know, girls are complicated.

- Right?

- You know what you can't go wrong with?

- What? - A burger with pickles.

- Pickles?

- She is going to love it.

- You're going to love it. - Oh, I'm starving.

What'd you get me? - Just trust.

- Okay.

Mm, mm.

Does this have pickles?

- Extra pickles.

- [gagging and spitting]

I hate pickles.

I've told you this like a million times.

- Dirk. - Who's Dirk?

- She's the cute girl who works at the food truck.

- Cute girl? - Yeah.

- Okay, that's it. We're done.

- Wait, Claire. - Like for real this time.

- Claire, come on.

Claire, you're so much cuter than her.

- Ugh! - Are you okay?

- What happened? - Where's Chuck going?

- Whoo!

Okay, so I think step two went off without a hitch.

- Oh, hi! - [laughs]

- You are amazing! - [laughs]

- [sighs] Okay.

Time for step three, the grand gesture.

This step requires actually talking to her,

so excuse me while I panic.

- Hal, you know you don't have to do this much

for a girl to like you. - Yes, I do.

- Trust me, you don't. Regular Hal isn't so bad.

I mean, sure, you're a little awkward, but you're also--

[soft dramatic music]

Do you remember in second grade,

we went on the field trip to the zoo?

- Oh, the whooping cranes. - [laughs] Yes!

I was so irrationally scared and started freaking out,

but before the other kids could make fun of me,

you started saying, "Whoop, whoop! I'm a crane!

Whoop, whoop!" over and over.

- That was so embarrassing.

- So embarrassing. [laughs]

But it distracted everyone from me and also distracted me.

You were my hero.

Point is, you were enough then, and you're enough now.

* *

- Hey, Claire.

Meet me at the soccer field in an hour?

- Should I?

- I mean, he's kind of cute.

- And it would be a great way to get back at Chuck.

- [chuckling] Chuck is so hot.

- Missy, think before you talk.

- Babe, you need to get with the program.

- Okay! - [sighs] Yes!

Oh, God, it's happening.

- Oh, shoes! Okay, lift. Who am I?

- You're my hero. Like, for real.

- [chuckles softly]

* *

- Johnny Depp-uty?

- Oh, yes.

Good call, babe. - [laughs]

- Very smart. - Thank you.

- Yeah. Okay, here we go.

- Okay. - Three, two, one...

flip. - 'Ey!

- Pretty good. That's really good.

- Hey.

I've missed you.

- I've missed you, too.

- Do my ears detect nostalgia?

- Sorry, Johnny Depp-uty.

[both groan softly]

You know what I think we need?

- No, three kids is enough. - [laughs]

I'm thinking we need a little powdered sugar.

- Oh, you want to go with the powdered sugar?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, how about there, there, there?

No, see, this is how it starts.

We're going to get ourselves into trouble.

- Johnny Depp-uty.

- Here we go. Your pancakes, sir.

[dramatic orchestral music]

- [clears throat]

* *

- Now that is perfectly pancakey!

- Ah, yes, yes! - Oh!

- That's great news. Can you please uncuff us now?

- First, you gotta catch me!

- Oh!

- Randy! - Randy!

- Randy.

I'm hit!

[groaning]

- Don't you die on me, soldier!

- I'm so cold....so cold.

- Oh! - [chuckles]

- Oh, you're going down, son!

* *

[horn blasting]

[western duel music]

* *

- [blows nose]

[sniffles] Blah.

- [cracks neck]

[tense musical crescendo]

* *

[tense music fading]

- Give me my bird.

- I'll give you your bird

if you promise to stop plowing.

- Not a chance.

- [sighs]

- Hey. What are you doing? Don't, don't.

What--how? Don't you-- [wailing unintelligibly]

Why would you hurt her? She's done nothing!

- Psst, Wayne. Wayne, my boy.

Here.

- What are these for?

- You're going to cut off the accelerator

so the snowplow can't move.

- He'll be totally stuck here.

- Precisely. - Oh!

You're smarter than you look.

- Give me my bird, or you'll never see your friend again.

He'll live with me,

and I'll make him trim my mom's toenails!

- Ew.

- Oh, yeah, they're filthy! It's gross!

[upbeat suspenseful music]

- You know what, Snowplowman?

I'm an adorable and precocious young lady

with my whole life ahead of me.

You, well, you're just an ugly mug with mommy issues

who's in love with a toy bird.

- She has a name!

- Look, I'll let you win today because I know I win at life.

- Oh, Trudy.

Trudy, did the bad girl hurt you?

[smooching]

- Gross.

- It's called love, okay?

And you know what, girlie?

You're coming with me! - No! Hey!

- Yeah, you just-- - Stranger danger!

Get your hands off of me! - You're coming with me.

- You shall not separate me from my queen!

- Get up in there.

- I demand that you get your filthy hands off her!

- Get in there. Come on, let's go!

That's right. Oh, Trudy, Trudy.

Here you go, baby.

- Boom, boom!

- Oh, I'm going to make you three ragamuffins watch

while I plow through your dreams of a second snow day.

Trudy, start the engine.

- Starting engine.

- Let's blow this Popsicle stand.

- Exiting Popsicle stand.

[engine chugging]

- Wayne.

[horn blasts]

- Oh, that's the gas pedal.

[pedal thunking] - Hey.

Hey! What's going on with my brakes?

[all screaming]

- Okay, Hal Brandston. [chuckles]

What's going on?

- Claire. [clears throat]

Claire, I--I have spent half my life pining for you.

Isn't that ridiculous?

I mean, if you feel something wonderful for someone,

shouldn't you tell them?

So here I am, not just telling you, but showing you.

This is my grand gesture.

I just-- hopefully, it's not too late.

[delicate dramatic music]

* *

- Is it a whale?

- Yeah.

I, um--I thought you might be missing this.

* *

- Where did you find this?

[engine revving]

[rock music]

* *

Chuck, don't bother. - Wait. I know I messed up.

- Chuck, no.

- When I looked up this Hal Brandston clown

in the yearbook, he's never even been on a sports team,

like not even a fake sport like golf.

- Now hold on a second.

- My point is I'm Chuck Wheeler,

and you're Claire Bonner.

The Chucks and the Claires of the world

always end up together.

- Not on a snow day.

- What'd you say? [Claire gasps]

- Meet me at the theater. - Okay!

[dramatic music]

- You're toast, Brandston!

[engine revving]

* *

Yeah, you better run!

[horn blasting]

- Have you ever driven without brakes before?

- No!

- Well, can you drive any slower?

- [high-pitched No!

- Well, how much longer until the gas runs out?

- [normally] Oh, about two hours unless we hit a building

or fall off a cliff because you won't stop distracting me!

* *

- I can't believe you cut the brakes.

- I can't believe you said no to sinkholes!

- I still say no to sinkholes!

All you do is sit there

in your huge, stupid, puffy grandma coat

saying sinkholes, sinkholes, sinkholes!

- It's not that huge!

- A plane could perform an emergency landing on you.

[soft energetic music]

which is exactly what we're going to do.

- What?

- Three inches of down under the coat, ten-foot drop.

- What are you doing? - Math.

- Oh, my God, it is useful!

- Trudy, how fast are we traveling?

- 41 miles per hour.

- Don't talk to my bird!

- Carry the two.

Yes!

* *

[all screaming] - Danger, danger!

[dramatic music]

- [screams]

- [shouts]

- Wayne, old buddy, old pal.

- You're not landing on me!

- Fine! Question, though.

Do you want to be the guy that cut the wrong wire

or the guy that saved the day?

- Fine! Climb aboard.

- Grab on, Eli! - Ready as always, my lady!

- What are you doing? Shut that door!

- One, two, three! - No, wait!

- [shouts] Oof!

- [shouting]

[Snowplowman and Trudy scream]

all: Oh!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

* *

all: Whoa!

- Is the snow plow-- - Sinking?

- Yes! Sinkhole!

[both groaning] - Ow!

- Are you all right?

- Do I look all right?

- I don't appreciate that tone.

- I'm sorry, Trudy.

- I forgive you. It's been quite a day.

[engine revs]

[engine shuts off]

- You okay? - I'm fine.

- [chuckles]

- Oh, man, Lane.

I just pushed Chuck into a whale,

and then I stole his snowmobile--

- Stop talking, okay?

You secretly pined after someone for a long time.

And today, instead of keeping it in,

you went after it with a grand gesture.

You were bold because it's a snow day.

[soft dramatic music]

* *

There.

There's my grand gesture.

- Wait, wait, you--

- Look, look, look, look.

I'm going ice skating.

If I see you there before the rink closes, great.

And if I don't, then I promise that tomorrow

is a new, normal day.

Everything resets, right?

And you'll just be my--

my pal, Hal, whose shoes I tie

and who I kissed once on a snow day.

* *

- Hey. - [gasps] Oh.

[both chuckle]

You surprised me. [laughs]

- Well, that's a first.

- Do you want to sit?

- Sure.

[both chuckle]

Hey, uh, want some?

- You eat candy corn when you're nervous, too?

- No, but I know you do,

so I always kept a pack on me

in case I ever got the chance to offer you some.

- Wow.

- Yeah, challenging to find year-round,

but I figured out a system and--

[both chuckle]

- Oh. Man.

Wow, if I thought I was going to get kissed

by two beautiful women today,

I would have worn a better shirt.

- Two beautiful women?

- Oh, why did I say that out loud?

I have this friend--

- Lane? - How did you know?

- Because I'm a girl. [both chuckle]

- Right, man, girls are so much smarter than guys.

- Yes.

[both chuckle]

- Anyways, uh...

she kissed me.

And even though I never thought about her in that way before,

now I kind of can't stop thinking about her in that way.

And Lane knows me, like, regular, old me,

and somehow, she still likes me.

[soft dramatic music]

* *

- Is it because she has a longer neck than me?

- Oh, Claire, no, your neck isn't short, okay?

And even if it was, no guy in the history of the planet

has ever rejected a girl because of her neck length.

* *

- Thank you. [chuckles]

- Oh, man, what time does the skating rink close?

- 5:00. - Oh, I got to run.

- Oh, your shoe's untied.

[quirky upbeat music]

Yep, definitely untied.

- Oh, sorry, sorry. Lane, she ties my shoes for me.

- Why? [chuckles]

* *

- She's my hero.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Yes, sir!

Folks, this is the last song

before the rink goes night-night.

And you know what that means?

That's right, it's the couples-only skate.

So you got to grab that special someone or get off the ice.

[u

Hey, lady with the ugly sweaters.

If you ain't got a special someone, get off--

- I heard you!

- * If you've never felt déjà vu *

- You know, you really do look beautiful when you skate.

- * It's like I've known you all my life *

- [chuckles softly]

- * You were right in front of my face *

* And I know that it was meant to be *

- You're here. - Yeah.

- I didn't think you would come.

- So I finally surprised you?

- I guess so.

- * And you're my girl *

- Well, let me surprise you again.

* *

- May I have your attention, please?

Thank you. [clears throat]

I have just gotten word that thanks to Eli Welch,

Wayne Castle, and your girl, Natalie Brandston,

roads will not be plowed,

so there's gonna be a second snow day!

[cheers and applause]

- She did it.

- Free tomorrow?

- Tomorrow. Uh...

tomorrow I promised I would spend with my sister,

but what are your plans for every day after that?

[upbeat music]

Come on! all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

- * What a difference a day makes *

* If I knew then what I know now *

* I would have made you my lady *

* Picked you up, now, I'm never going to put you down *

- * Yeah, we're just getting started *

* Just beginning to heat up *

* Finally opened my heart *

* And all along, it's been beating for your love *

- Whoo!

both: * The seasons come and go *

* But sun or snow, now we know *

all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

* Here's to chasing what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come * - * Ooh *

all: * The best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come * - * Ooh *

* *

- * Well, we got what we wanted *

* Always following the plan *

* Take my advice *

* Sometimes you kind of got to stick it to the man *

- * Life can be so surprising *

- * I never thought I'd hold your hand *

both: * But when I look in your eyes, I understand *

* The seasons come and go with sun or snow *

* Now we know *

all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

* Here's to chasing what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come * - * It's yet to come *

all: * The best is yet to come *

* The best is yet to come *

* *

both: * The best is yet, the best is yet *

* The best is yet to come *

* *

* The best is yet, the best is yet *

* The best is yet to come *

all: * Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Now the best is yet to come *

* Here's to fun *

* Here's to chasing what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Now the best is yet to come *

* Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

* Here's to chasing what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* Here's to fun *

* Here's to dancing until it's done *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

* Here's to love *

- * Here's to chasing what you dream of *

* Better buckle up, everyone *

* Knowing the best is yet to come *

[giggles]

- * Everyone celebrate, it's a snow day *

- Danger, danger!

- * Everyone celebrate, it's a snow day *

- Whoa!

- * We're going to do it our way *

- Cheese!

[upbeat music]

* I woke up to the noise, heard they cancelled school *

* Now I got the whole day-- *

- Snow day!

* My time to learn a new dance, play games *

* This is my chance *

* Dress up in a costume, eat cereal for lunch *

* Seem like I'm a rock star, I'm going to throw a punch *

* Free time to make a snowman *

* I hope today, it don't end *

- Does this coat make me look boxy?

- * Tell all my homework goodbye *

- Now that is perfectly pancakey!

[horn blasting] - Move over!

Get out of the way!

- * This is a snow day * - * Snow day *

- * We'll do it our way right now *

- * Right now * - * So get loud *

- Something crunchy at the same time.

- Oh, my gosh. Okay, we're done.

- * This is a snow day *

* Gonna do it our way *

- It's a snow day, people.

- You're toast, Brandston!

- * We'll be singing *

* Everyone celebrate, it's a snow day *

* It's a snow day, it, it's a snow day *

- May I have your attention, please?

Roads will not be plowed,

so there's gonna be a second snow day!

[cheers and applause]

- * It's a snow day *

* It's a snow day, snow day, snow day *

- * And there ain't no stopping us *

* 'Cause we got, we got, we got to live it up *

* Come on! *

* This is our moment now to let our fun come out *

* We've got to live it up *

* Nothing else matters now *

* No time to waste *

* It's a snow day, snow day, snow day *

* We do it our way, our way, our way *

* Yeah, yeah! *

* We're gonna let it go *

* Full system overload *

* Snow day, snow day, snow day *

* *

- * Can't believe this is real life *

- * We've got so much free time *

both: * Gonna kick up some ice *

* Yeah, we're feeling all right *

- * We're free, having fun * - * Do whatever we want *

both: * And there ain't no stopping us *

- * 'Cause we got * - * We got *

- * We got to live it up *

* Come on! *

* This is our moment now to let our wild come out *

* We got to live it up *

* Nothing else matters now *

* No time to waste *

* It's a snow day, snow day, snow day *

* We do it our way, our way, our way *

* We're gonna let it go, full system overload *

* Snow day, snow day, snow day *

* It's a snow day *

* It's a snow day, we love it *

* Yeah, we love to do it our way *

* Our, our, our way *

* It's a snow day *

* We love it *

* Yeah, we love to do it our way *

* We got to live it up *

* This is our moment now to let our wild come out *

* We got to live it up *

* Nothing else matters now *

* No time to waste *

* It's a snow day, snow day, snow day *

* We do it our way, our way, our way *

* We're gonna let it go, full system overload *

* Snow day, snow day, snow day *

* It's a snow day *

- * It's a snow day * - * Snow day *

- * Live it up, live it up *

* It's a snow day * - * Yeah *

* We living, we living it up *

- * Come on! *

- * Snow day * - * Yeah, yeah, yeah *

- * It's a snow day *

- * It's a snow day, snow day! *

* Woo-hoo, let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything you're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what I've been waiting for *

* *

* It might be cold, but we don't feel it *

* *

* Get up, let's go *

* A little freedom's all we needed *

* *

- * One big ray of sunshine *

* Backed up in four little words *

- * The greatest sound we ever heard *

- This just in...

- * It's a snow day, snow day *

* Woo-hoo let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything you're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

- * Just what I've been waiting for *

kids: No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes *

- No stress, no school!

- * Only good times *

- No books, no rules!

- * Only good vibes, only good times *

- Here we go!

- * It's a snow day, snow day *

* Woo-hoo let's do it our way, our way *

* Woo-hoo *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything we're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what I've been waiting for *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Woo-hoo *

* It's a snow day *

* Everything we're living for *

* Anything we're dreaming for *

* The world is knocking at my door *

* It's a snow day *

* Just what I've been waiting for *

* *

[cheers and laughter]