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A NETFLIX SERIES

Hi, my name's Bruno, and I'm back.

Hope dies last, right?

I know admitting that on here isn't a great selling point,

but...

I want to feel something.

I feel like I've forgotten what loving someone means.

I'm probably looking in the wrong place, but it doesn't hurt to keep trying.

Where are you going?

Have you seen my phone?

No.

We'll look for it later.

-It must be late. -No.

-I'm going to get chewed out. -Good.

Then you'll be fired and can spend all day in bed.

Will you pay my rent?

-Will you pay my rent? -Stop.

Wow, I have to go now.

-I should probably go. -Sure.

What are you doing later?

Want to get a drink?

-Today? -Yes, I've got time before work.

Someone still has gas in the tank.

No. No, I'm good.

I thought we could do something else.

Something else?

We could watch a movie.

I'm not really into movies.

-You like movies? -Love them.

Doesn't have to be a movie. We could play a video game or go skating.

We don't just have to fuck.

I want to get to know you a little more.

We've known each other a few days. I don't even know your last name.

Ndiongue.

Okay, and your favorite food?

Spanish omelet, no onions.

No onions?

What type of music do you like?

Álex, I love fucking you, I do.

But I don't need to know all of that to keep doing it.

Yeah.

But I do.

So we're not looking for the same thing.

Sorry.

No hard feelings, right?

No hard feelings.

Great.

Any time you want to empty the tank,

you have my number.

We'll do the Christmas log on the 25th this year.

-Okay. -My parents are away on the 26th.

We'll celebrate the 26th on the 24th, which means...

-No. -Yes.

Christmas with the in-laws?

Sorry. Nuria planned it all.

With what's going on at home, I can't argue with her.

Is it that bad?

Hey. Merry Christmas.

Or not. You never know when to start saying it.

Wait until the 24th or...

Like "Happy New Year," you never know when to stop.

Some people say it the whole of January.

-Merry Christmas to you too. -Thanks.

-Did you put your name in? It's today. -No. Put it in.

-Could you do it? -Of course.

-Thank you. -Okay.

Aren't you sneaky?

Hi, I'm Ibra, 25 years old.

5'9", 177 lbs.

Versatile. More of a top.

I have a place in Barcelona.

I'm a good person, a good friend.

I like dancing, going to the gym.

The usual.

What am I after?

Good vibes, fun, whatever happens.

But no drama.

Message me and surprise me. I don't bite.

Cut to the chase.

No face pics, no reply.

-So you won't see him again? -I don't think so.

I don't get it. He was crazy about you.

He was always complaining you were ignoring him.

Shall we set up the nativity?

-I'll talk to him. -You don't have to.

I don't mind. It's okay. It's a pity. You're a good couple.

Thanks, but no. Really.

Careful. They were your great-grandfather's.

The problem is that you're too handsome.

Is that a problem?

People think being handsome is a blessing. It's actually the opposite.

They're never going to love you for who you are.

If you were uglier, you'd be married with kids by now.

Don't listen to her.

If it didn't work with Ibra, there'll be another.

What about Pepita's son?

From the drugstore?

He has blue hair.

He can't be straight.

An open relationship?

-I don't believe you. -Yes.

It's not just about sex.

We want to redefine the terms of our relationship,

to feel freer, more comfortable.

So, you'll both fuck other people separately?

-No. -No.

-We'll do it together. -Yes.

We'll see how we feel about another girl and see where it goes.

It's not an open relationship. It's a threesome. How innovative!

-For me, it is. -You've never had a threesome?

It's hard enough finding one girl I like, never mind two.

Why are you doing it?

-Aren't you happy? -No, yes.

We're amazing.

But we can be even better.

I think it's great. We have to deconstruct ourselves.

Shake off heteropatriarchal dynamics

that dictate our sexual affective relationships.

Flor, honey, they...

they just want to fuck other girls.

No need to embellish it with queer theory.

I couldn't do it.

Physically.

Since I've been with Natalia, no one else turns me on.

Yeah, not even her.

Have you already tried it?

We've created an online profile so far.

Hi, we're Vero and Patricia.

We've been together seven years.

She runs her own business. I work in a florist.

-We're in a great place. -Really great.

Yeah.

We're open to new experiences, aren't we?

We're looking for...

-What are we looking for? -A girl.

-A girl, of course. -A girl, yes.

Yes, she has to be...

We don't really have a type, no.

We're fine with any color, any size, any flavor.

The important thing is we all connect

in a sincere, friendly way and, well,

let's see what happens.

It doesn't work as you didn't fix it.

This height, okay?

I already took one.

Really? When?

Five minutes ago. Remember?

Bruno, you're up. The maximum price is 30 euros.

And you can only swap your gift with someone else once.

Bruno, paper.

-What are you doing? -Nothing. What?

What do you have there?

-I'm not doing anything. -Let me.

THE BAR BERO FAMILY

-Really? -What?

It's just decoration. I enjoy the view.

Bruno, if you like him that much, text him.

I already did.

I sent a smiley the next day.

A smiley?

How old are you? Twelve?

No. It's not just a smiley.

It means things. It's like...

-Forget it. -Did he reply?

Should I text again?

Yes, then crawl through the mud too.

Maybe he's a little slow on the uptake.

Stop.

Cheer up Ramón.

Come on. He's been sad lately.

All of his plans are wonky.

Let me swap.

-Please. -No way.

Don't fuck with me.

What am I looking for?

I hate this question.

It's always the first one.

Well...

I want a reason to delete this app.

I'm usually pretty lucky.

I love my job.

I'm an architect.

I like swimming too.

K-pop.

Eurovision, manga, anime.

I'm a gamer.

Video, board, role playing games.

We can play whenever you want.

Done.

The most important is missing.

Honestly.

I don't know why in this country

we need a man doing his business next to the Holy Family.

To remind us life is shitty sometimes, Auntie.

By the way,

there'll be four of us on Christmas Day.

-I invited Ramiro. -He'll still be here?

The repairs are more serious than they thought.

-I felt bad he was alone for the holidays. -You know what you're doing.

-What is it? -Your mother.

She's getting her hopes up.

-That's not true! -Of course it is.

-You've seen him every day. -You kept that quiet.

There's nothing to say. We're just old friends

who have a lot to catch up on.

-Rosita, I know you. -That's all!

Well, to be honest,

if the situation were different, I might consider it.

See?

It's impossible.

He's leaving in four days. I probably won't see him again.

Do you like him or not?

Know what we talk about most of the time?

Your father.

Maybe that's why I like seeing him every day.

-That. And he's handsome. -What? Show me a picture!

Come on, you have to show me.

Let's see.

He's no Sean Connery, okay?

Time hasn't been kind to him.

I know this guy.

Good afternoon.

Hey! It's good to see you again.

You're the transvestite.

Finally, someone who says it how it is.

I am, hon. "The transvestite."

"Drag" this, "drag" that, like they invented the word.

I've been doing this for years.

-Is Álex here? -He's off today.

-What can I get you? -Nothing.

-I'll be back tomorrow. -Hey.

No "I'll be back."

Are you the Terminator? "I'll be back."

No, this beer is on me.

I'm fed up with chatting to these kids.

Sorry.

Hi, I'm Javier.

I've been on this app for so long, I'm part of the furniture.

Honestly, I don't know why I'm still here. I'm addicted. It's like Candy Crush.

Or maybe the fear of missing out.

Most of the time, I get called ugly, fat, old.

People can be very cruel.

But I log in every day.

In case I level up.

Or get a date.

Or a nice message.

Is that too much to ask?

And then there's the discreet ones.

They're the worst.

They're queer, but don't like it.

They're in the closet?

Look how fast you learn.

Maybe they're in the closet, maybe not.

They're always very serious, very macho.

Frowning, like angry.

"I'm straight. Pride is a circus for crazy people, doesn't represent me."

Fuck off, you pussy.

They're all on their knees in the club at five in the morning,

swallowing more swords than a fakir.

Sorry, I'm embarrassing you.

No! It's just...

We don't usually talk about this on the boat.

You must have seen some things, surrounded by sailors.

On the bow, the stern, the high seas.

Locked up for months.

You must have had a very lonely life.

I chose it.

May I ask why?

The one I really wanted was impossible.

It must have been worth it.

You've traveled the world, wherever, whenever.

I'll tell you, you're better off alone than in bad company.

Right?

I always say

at the end of the day,

when you get home,

the only one waiting for you is yourself.

Or if you're lucky, a dog.

They're the best, aren't they? They never stop loving you.

In the end, you realize

the person you have to be comfortable with is yourself.

In the end, most of the decisions...

Well, most of the bad decisions we make

are because we don't want to be alone.

Hey, Ramiro!

Ramiro!

HOSTEL

This man came to see you at the bar because he knew you're Rosa's son?

A coincidence?

He didn't even know it was a gay bar.

It's weird, right?

I don't know, let's see.

This one isn't bad!

If you're too specific about what you want, you'll never find it.

Unless you've lost something specific, like your house keys.

But you get what I mean. Metaphors.

I'm open to anything. I'm cis-bisexual, into monogamy.

I like the idea of group sex, but in practice?

It's like a free buffet.

You're full, but you didn't really enjoy it.

She does look good, yes.

-She's not into threesomes. -I didn't think you were.

And Patri? Even less so.

Come on, help me.

Are you sure you really want to do this?

It's been a long time since I felt something new with Patri.

-It'll be hard finding someone. -So many girls.

No, I mean this app stuff.

Looking for girls like you're at IKEA.

Welcome to my world!

Don't complain. They fall at your feet.

-Until they get tired. -Yeah.

But... but...

-What are you doing? -That's how I put it in.

No, Álex, no.

You put the tip in first, then the rest.

Here, do the pillowcases.

-You're annoying me. -Okay.

-Bruno wouldn't have gotten tired. -We don't talk about Bruno!

He sent you a smiley, Álex, come on.

You hook up with the dick pic guy, who, unsurprisingly,

only wants to fuck you.

I made a mistake. What do I do now? Kill myself?

Reply to the message.

No.

-It's been a week since... -So?

Do messages expire now? Like yogurt?

Tell him you've been busy. You want to meet again.

I don't know. Tell him how you feel!

-No. -Do you want to see him again?

Well...

The truth is I do.

Then text him!

-Now! -No, not now, Vero.

I want to watch.

-Vero. -Yes!

-Come on. -Okay.

Right.

-Come on! -Okay! I'm doing it!

BRUNO THE SNOB THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED

-He deleted it. -So?

He probably regrets sending it, hates me, and never wants to see me again.

-It's no big deal. -No message will fix this.

What will you do?

The usual, honey.

Start again.

Hello, I'm Álex, 32 years old.

Cis-gay, versatile.

I like the gym, electronic music,

festivals like Primavera, Sónar, all that.

I'm looking for someone who wants more than just a fuck. Otherwise...

Hot.

-Thanks. -You free now?

Why not?

What are you into?

I'm versatile.

Come here. There's three of us.

I'm a naughty bottom. I swallow jizz, piss, and spit.

Interested?

I like my mouth full.

I like to eat ass, dick, armpits, feet. Into it?

No, not really.

Me neither.

I like getting to know someone slowly. Penetrating each other's minds.

I'm sapiosexual.

Sapio-what?

I fall in love with intelligence. My perfect date is a bookstore.

Each to their own.

Sorry, it's not for me.

Are you into kinky situations?

We can go to the poetry or essay section.

I'll wait for you at home on my knees, blindfolded.

I'll buy you a book. We can meet a week later to talk about it.

You come in quietly, feed me a bottle.

People are too forward here.

-They only ask... -Top or bottom?

How big?

You're not camp, right?

I'm not like that.

I'd rather get a coffee, go to the theater.

-I don't care what we do. -I do.

I hate campy guys.

Campy people are awful.

We can meet, but my husband can't find out.

When I see campy guys, I'm just not turned on.

I have nothing against them. Each to their own.

I don't want to have sex until at least the third date.

I'm in the baserri with the kids.

Do you want kids?

-Got nice tits? -Will you be discreet?

Got a nice ass?

Feels like a job interview.

Is the third degree really necessary?

-Do you slam? -Into scat?

I don't believe in HIV.

I want you on your knees.

I'm not racist, but I'm not into Latinas.

Into fisting?

BRUNO ARCHITECT BARCELONA

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BRUNO MERINO ARCHITECT

How are the repairs going?

Good. Well, they're...

They'll take a few weeks yet.

Waiting for a part that hasn't arrived.

It's lucky you can still eat and sleep on board.

-Imagine if not. -Yes.

Actually,

we're still en route. Even if we've stopped.

It's strange.

I was told you're staying at a hostel.

I also know that you went to see Álex.

Tell me why you've come back, Ramiro.

Because I retired.

So?

I lied to you.

So you didn't feel forced to fit me in, but you took me in.

And I realized that you...

you were the closest thing I ever had to a family.

So you wanted to meet Álex?

He's so much like Juan.

I can't do it anymore, Rosa.

I'm tired of being alone.

You'll never be alone again.

I promise.

Lost in the well

Of my loneliness

I find your love

Without looking for it

Thank you.

The old people.

Old people and love.

What's our problem with old people and love?

We look at them like they're beacons of light.

They can only be cherished.

Well, no, they fall in love.

They fuck, like everyone else.

Don't laugh. We'll all be old one day.

Well, not you, honey.

You won't make it to 40 if you keep this up.

But the rest of us will.

I'm sure we'll want something in our mouths, just like we do now.

Somebody will probably look at us

in disgust.

And say, "No."

"You don't have the right to do that."

And if that happens, what do we say?

Keena Mandrah!

Keena Mandrah! What a drag!

You got it!

Because you only get old when you don't love anyone.

Thank you all for coming.

-Her comment about love was sweet. -I think it's from a movie.

She's right. One of my girlfriends is over 60 and...

-Really? -Experience is everything.

Yes!

I can introduce you for your "experiment."

What?

We don't like the same girls.

When we find one who is cool, she doesn't like us.

It can't be that hard.

We don't just want anyone.

We have to be 100% sure she's the perfect person.

It's just sex. It's not a big deal.

-Are you backing out? -No.

-We're not backing out. -Yeah.

So do it with me.

I'm serious.

I'm sure we'll have fun, and if not, it's just a laugh.

Yeah, but we're friends.

Who hasn't made out with their friend?

We've made out on MDMA a thousand times.

You can practice,

and then

it'll be easier.

Let's see.

I'm really busy this week, but...

what about tonight?

Are you sure?

This one's for...

Lis!

What is it?

-Who's it from? -You can't ask.

I want to swap. I have two.

Swap, anyone?

-Here! -You too?

Let's see. What do we have here? This is for...

Brrrrrru... Bruno!

Thank you.

Let's see...

Wow! 100 Romantic Comedies You Have to See Before You Die.

-Thank you. -It was me!

It's my gift.

Thank you.

-You like it? -A lot.

I'll kill you.

-I didn't do anything. -Sure.

You've probably seen them all.

Must mean I can die now.

Let's see what else we have here.

Can I get some?

-Cava, I mean. -Sure.

I got it because you like movies.

Yes, I'm easy to buy for.

You didn't get the bendy Pikachu?

Because I loved it.

No, it wasn't from me.

Which is your favorite?

-I don't know. There are loads. -First one you think of.

Let's see. Notting Hill?

With Julia Roberts? I love it.

-Really? -Yes.

That's the one...

What was it?

"I'm a girl who..."

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."

That's it.

Did you see the book has a famous quotes section?

Clitoris goes brrrr... Oh my God.

Hold it a second.

Hi. Can I help you?

I'm looking for Bruno.

What for?

I want to renovate my mother's house.

A friend recommended your company. Him in particular.

We're closed.

-Because of the party. -I see.

So he's not here?

Well, he's here.

I don't think he can help with a project.

Maybe after the holidays.

Yeah.

Way better.

Yes.

Who should I say was here?

"You can tell what a man thinks of you

by the earrings he gives you."

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Blake Edwards.

Very good.

"When you realize you want to spend your life with somebody,

you want your life to start as soon as possible."

Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally.

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

Titanic, but it's not a romantic comedy.

That one was easy.

Did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio

didn't know Kate Winslet would be naked?

-Okay. -No one told him.

He messed up his lines, but Cameron liked it, so he kept it.

-Did you know? -Cool. No.

Could they both fit on the raft?

Of course!

-Right? -Yes.

Rose, Jack died because of you.

-Right? -Yeah.

-Another. -Let's see.

Okay.

"That day, she discovered when he said, 'As you wish,'

he meant, 'I love you.'"

The Princess Bride, Rob Reiner.

-You know them all. -You're picking good ones.

If you want, we could watch one together one day.

Not one of these, I mean.

We could see a new one at the movies.

-Yes. -There are lots out at the moment.

Maybe after the holidays would be better.

We're all busy right now and...

As you wish.

No, Ramón.

You're very nice.

-I'm sorry. -But I don't think we...

Look...

Forget it happened.

-No, but... -Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.