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A NETFLIX SERIES
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Hi, my name's Bruno, and I'm back.
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Hope dies last, right?
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I know admitting that on here
isn't a great selling point,
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but...
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I want to feel something.
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I feel like I've forgotten
what loving someone means.
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I'm probably looking in the wrong place,
but it doesn't hurt to keep trying.
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Where are you going?
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Have you seen my phone?
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No.
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We'll look for it later.
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-It must be late.
-No.
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-I'm going to get chewed out.
-Good.
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Then you'll be fired
and can spend all day in bed.
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Will you pay my rent?
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-Will you pay my rent?
-Stop.
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Wow, I have to go now.
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-I should probably go.
-Sure.
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What are you doing later?
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Want to get a drink?
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-Today?
-Yes, I've got time before work.
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Someone still has gas in the tank.
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No. No, I'm good.
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I thought we could do something else.
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Something else?
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We could watch a movie.
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I'm not really into movies.
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-You like movies?
-Love them.
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Doesn't have to be a movie.
We could play a video game or go skating.
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We don't just have to fuck.
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I want to get to know you a little more.
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We've known each other a few days.
I don't even know your last name.
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Ndiongue.
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Okay, and your favorite food?
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Spanish omelet, no onions.
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No onions?
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What type of music do you like?
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Álex, I love fucking you, I do.
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But I don't need to know all of that
to keep doing it.
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Yeah.
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But I do.
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So we're not looking for the same thing.
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Sorry.
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No hard feelings, right?
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No hard feelings.
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Great.
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Any time you want to empty the tank,
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you have my number.
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We'll do the Christmas log
on the 25th this year.
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-Okay.
-My parents are away on the 26th.
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We'll celebrate the 26th on the 24th,
which means...
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-No.
-Yes.
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Christmas with the in-laws?
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Sorry. Nuria planned it all.
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With what's going on at home,
I can't argue with her.
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Is it that bad?
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Hey. Merry Christmas.
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Or not. You never know
when to start saying it.
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Wait until the 24th or...
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Like "Happy New Year,"
you never know when to stop.
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Some people say it the whole of January.
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-Merry Christmas to you too.
-Thanks.
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-Did you put your name in? It's today.
-No. Put it in.
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-Could you do it?
-Of course.
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-Thank you.
-Okay.
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Aren't you sneaky?
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Hi, I'm Ibra, 25 years old.
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5'9", 177 lbs.
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Versatile. More of a top.
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I have a place in Barcelona.
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I'm a good person, a good friend.
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I like dancing, going to the gym.
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The usual.
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What am I after?
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Good vibes, fun, whatever happens.
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But no drama.
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Message me and surprise me. I don't bite.
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Cut to the chase.
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No face pics, no reply.
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-So you won't see him again?
-I don't think so.
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I don't get it. He was crazy about you.
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He was always complaining
you were ignoring him.
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Shall we set up the nativity?
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-I'll talk to him.
-You don't have to.
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I don't mind. It's okay.
It's a pity. You're a good couple.
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Thanks, but no. Really.
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Careful.
They were your great-grandfather's.
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The problem is that you're too handsome.
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Is that a problem?
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People think being handsome is a blessing.
It's actually the opposite.
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They're never going to love you
for who you are.
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If you were uglier,
you'd be married with kids by now.
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Don't listen to her.
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If it didn't work with Ibra,
there'll be another.
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What about Pepita's son?
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From the drugstore?
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He has blue hair.
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He can't be straight.
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An open relationship?
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-I don't believe you.
-Yes.
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It's not just about sex.
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We want to redefine
the terms of our relationship,
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to feel freer, more comfortable.
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So, you'll both fuck
other people separately?
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-No.
-No.
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-We'll do it together.
-Yes.
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We'll see how we feel about another girl
and see where it goes.
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It's not an open relationship.
It's a threesome. How innovative!
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-For me, it is.
-You've never had a threesome?
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It's hard enough finding one girl I like,
never mind two.
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Why are you doing it?
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-Aren't you happy?
-No, yes.
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We're amazing.
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But we can be even better.
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I think it's great.
We have to deconstruct ourselves.
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Shake off heteropatriarchal dynamics
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that dictate
our sexual affective relationships.
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Flor, honey, they...
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they just want to fuck other girls.
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No need to embellish it with queer theory.
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I couldn't do it.
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Physically.
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Since I've been with Natalia,
no one else turns me on.
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Yeah, not even her.
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Have you already tried it?
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We've created an online profile so far.
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Hi, we're Vero and Patricia.
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We've been together seven years.
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She runs her own business.
I work in a florist.
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-We're in a great place.
-Really great.
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Yeah.
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We're open to new experiences, aren't we?
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We're looking for...
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-What are we looking for?
-A girl.
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-A girl, of course.
-A girl, yes.
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Yes, she has to be...
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We don't really have a type, no.
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We're fine with any color,
any size, any flavor.
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The important thing is we all connect
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in a sincere, friendly way and, well,
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let's see what happens.
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It doesn't work as you didn't fix it.
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This height, okay?
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I already took one.
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Really? When?
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Five minutes ago. Remember?
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Bruno, you're up.
The maximum price is 30 euros.
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And you can only swap your gift
with someone else once.
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Bruno, paper.
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-What are you doing?
-Nothing. What?
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What do you have there?
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-I'm not doing anything.
-Let me.
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THE BAR BERO FAMILY
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-Really?
-What?
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It's just decoration. I enjoy the view.
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Bruno, if you like him that much,
text him.
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I already did.
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I sent a smiley the next day.
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A smiley?
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How old are you? Twelve?
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No. It's not just a smiley.
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It means things. It's like...
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-Forget it.
-Did he reply?
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Should I text again?
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Yes, then crawl through the mud too.
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Maybe he's a little slow on the uptake.
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Stop.
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Cheer up Ramón.
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Come on. He's been sad lately.
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All of his plans are wonky.
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Let me swap.
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-Please.
-No way.
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Don't fuck with me.
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What am I looking for?
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I hate this question.
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It's always the first one.
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Well...
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I want a reason to delete this app.
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I'm usually pretty lucky.
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I love my job.
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I'm an architect.
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I like swimming too.
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K-pop.
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Eurovision, manga, anime.
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I'm a gamer.
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Video, board, role playing games.
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We can play whenever you want.
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Done.
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The most important is missing.
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Honestly.
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I don't know why in this country
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we need a man doing his business
next to the Holy Family.
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To remind us
life is shitty sometimes, Auntie.
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By the way,
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there'll be four of us on Christmas Day.
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-I invited Ramiro.
-He'll still be here?
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The repairs are more serious
than they thought.
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-I felt bad he was alone for the holidays.
-You know what you're doing.
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-What is it?
-Your mother.
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She's getting her hopes up.
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-That's not true!
-Of course it is.
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-You've seen him every day.
-You kept that quiet.
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There's nothing to say.
We're just old friends
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who have a lot to catch up on.
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-Rosita, I know you.
-That's all!
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Well, to be honest,
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if the situation were different,
I might consider it.
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See?
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It's impossible.
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He's leaving in four days.
I probably won't see him again.
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Do you like him or not?
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Know what we talk about most of the time?
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Your father.
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Maybe that's why
I like seeing him every day.
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-That. And he's handsome.
-What? Show me a picture!
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Come on, you have to show me.
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Let's see.
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He's no Sean Connery, okay?
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Time hasn't been kind to him.
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I know this guy.
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Good afternoon.
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Hey! It's good to see you again.
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You're the transvestite.
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Finally, someone who says it how it is.
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I am, hon. "The transvestite."
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"Drag" this, "drag" that,
like they invented the word.
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I've been doing this for years.
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-Is Álex here?
-He's off today.
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-What can I get you?
-Nothing.
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-I'll be back tomorrow.
-Hey.
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No "I'll be back."
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Are you the Terminator? "I'll be back."
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No, this beer is on me.
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I'm fed up with chatting to these kids.
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Sorry.
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Hi, I'm Javier.
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I've been on this app for so long,
I'm part of the furniture.
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Honestly, I don't know why I'm still here.
I'm addicted. It's like Candy Crush.
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Or maybe the fear of missing out.
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Most of the time,
I get called ugly, fat, old.
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People can be very cruel.
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But I log in every day.
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In case I level up.
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Or get a date.
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Or a nice message.
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Is that too much to ask?
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And then there's the discreet ones.
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They're the worst.
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They're queer, but don't like it.
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They're in the closet?
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Look how fast you learn.
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Maybe they're in the closet, maybe not.
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They're always very serious, very macho.
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Frowning, like angry.
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"I'm straight. Pride is a circus
for crazy people, doesn't represent me."
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Fuck off, you pussy.
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They're all on their knees in the club
at five in the morning,
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swallowing more swords than a fakir.
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00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,708
Sorry, I'm embarrassing you.
261
00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:55,291
No! It's just...
262
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,791
We don't usually talk about this
on the boat.
263
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,958
You must have seen some things,
surrounded by sailors.
264
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,041
On the bow, the stern, the high seas.
265
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,458
Locked up for months.
266
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,958
You must have had a very lonely life.
267
00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:19,666
I chose it.
268
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,541
May I ask why?
269
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:26,375
The one I really wanted was impossible.
270
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,958
It must have been worth it.
271
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:34,583
You've traveled the world,
wherever, whenever.
272
00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:38,250
I'll tell you, you're better off alone
than in bad company.
273
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,166
Right?
274
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,625
I always say
275
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,166
at the end of the day,
276
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,458
when you get home,
277
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,166
the only one waiting for you is yourself.
278
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,541
Or if you're lucky, a dog.
279
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:53,041
They're the best, aren't they?
They never stop loving you.
280
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:57,375
In the end, you realize
281
00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:01,125
the person you have to be comfortable with
is yourself.
282
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,625
In the end, most of the decisions...
283
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:07,750
Well, most of the bad decisions we make
284
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,375
are because we don't want to be alone.
285
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,416
Hey, Ramiro!
286
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:38,416
Ramiro!
287
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,208
HOSTEL
288
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:55,958
This man came to see you at the bar
because he knew you're Rosa's son?
289
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,041
A coincidence?
290
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,916
He didn't even know it was a gay bar.
291
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:01,791
It's weird, right?
292
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,541
I don't know, let's see.
293
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,333
This one isn't bad!
294
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:09,708
If you're too specific
about what you want, you'll never find it.
295
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,083
Unless you've lost something specific,
like your house keys.
296
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,625
But you get what I mean. Metaphors.
297
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,750
I'm open to anything.
I'm cis-bisexual, into monogamy.
298
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,833
I like the idea of group sex,
but in practice?
299
00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:26,250
It's like a free buffet.
300
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,333
You're full,
but you didn't really enjoy it.
301
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,375
She does look good, yes.
302
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:35,000
-She's not into threesomes.
-I didn't think you were.
303
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,541
And Patri? Even less so.
304
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,208
Come on, help me.
305
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,291
Are you sure you really want to do this?
306
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,791
It's been a long time
since I felt something new with Patri.
307
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,125
-It'll be hard finding someone.
-So many girls.
308
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,833
No, I mean this app stuff.
309
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,541
Looking for girls like you're at IKEA.
310
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,083
Welcome to my world!
311
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,583
Don't complain. They fall at your feet.
312
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:05,208
-Until they get tired.
-Yeah.
313
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,375
But... but...
314
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,583
-What are you doing?
-That's how I put it in.
315
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,125
No, Álex, no.
316
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:16,333
You put the tip in first, then the rest.
317
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,375
Here, do the pillowcases.
318
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,125
-You're annoying me.
-Okay.
319
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:29,166
-Bruno wouldn't have gotten tired.
-We don't talk about Bruno!
320
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,041
He sent you a smiley, Álex, come on.
321
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:36,583
You hook up with the dick pic guy,
who, unsurprisingly,
322
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,333
only wants to fuck you.
323
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,875
I made a mistake.
What do I do now? Kill myself?
324
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,416
Reply to the message.
325
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,291
No.
326
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:48,583
-It's been a week since...
-So?
327
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:51,333
Do messages expire now? Like yogurt?
328
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,708
Tell him you've been busy.
You want to meet again.
329
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,666
I don't know. Tell him how you feel!
330
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,791
-No.
-Do you want to see him again?
331
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:01,875
Well...
332
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,000
The truth is I do.
333
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,708
Then text him!
334
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,458
-Now!
-No, not now, Vero.
335
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:11,666
I want to watch.
336
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,041
-Vero.
-Yes!
337
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,083
-Come on.
-Okay.
338
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,916
Right.
339
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
-Come on!
-Okay! I'm doing it!
340
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,541
BRUNO THE SNOB
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED
341
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,458
-He deleted it.
-So?
342
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,916
He probably regrets sending it, hates me,
and never wants to see me again.
343
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,916
-It's no big deal.
-No message will fix this.
344
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,666
What will you do?
345
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,625
The usual, honey.
346
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:48,791
Start again.
347
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,833
Hello, I'm Álex, 32 years old.
348
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,666
Cis-gay, versatile.
349
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,041
I like the gym, electronic music,
350
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,791
festivals like Primavera, Sónar, all that.
351
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:03,791
I'm looking for someone who wants
more than just a fuck. Otherwise...
352
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,750
Hot.
353
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,958
-Thanks.
-You free now?
354
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:08,666
Why not?
355
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,125
What are you into?
356
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:11,625
I'm versatile.
357
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,750
Come here. There's three of us.
358
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:17,500
I'm a naughty bottom.
I swallow jizz, piss, and spit.
359
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,500
Interested?
360
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,541
I like my mouth full.
361
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:25,000
I like to eat ass, dick, armpits, feet.
Into it?
362
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,916
No, not really.
363
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Me neither.
364
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,875
I like getting to know someone slowly.
Penetrating each other's minds.
365
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,916
I'm sapiosexual.
366
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:35,458
Sapio-what?
367
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:39,250
I fall in love with intelligence.
My perfect date is a bookstore.
368
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,666
Each to their own.
369
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,375
Sorry, it's not for me.
370
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,291
Are you into kinky situations?
371
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,125
We can go to the poetry or essay section.
372
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,750
I'll wait for you at home
on my knees, blindfolded.
373
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:54,750
I'll buy you a book.
We can meet a week later to talk about it.
374
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,166
You come in quietly, feed me a bottle.
375
00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,583
People are too forward here.
376
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:02,250
-They only ask...
-Top or bottom?
377
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,208
How big?
378
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,500
You're not camp, right?
379
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,416
I'm not like that.
380
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,666
I'd rather get a coffee,
go to the theater.
381
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,791
-I don't care what we do.
-I do.
382
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,041
I hate campy guys.
383
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,250
Campy people are awful.
384
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,500
We can meet,
but my husband can't find out.
385
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,458
When I see campy guys,
I'm just not turned on.
386
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:25,333
I have nothing against them.
Each to their own.
387
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,041
I don't want to have sex
until at least the third date.
388
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,083
I'm in the baserri with the kids.
389
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:31,166
Do you want kids?
390
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,541
-Got nice tits?
-Will you be discreet?
391
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:34,583
Got a nice ass?
392
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,291
Feels like a job interview.
393
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,333
Is the third degree really necessary?
394
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:42,291
-Do you slam?
-Into scat?
395
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,333
I don't believe in HIV.
396
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,166
I want you on your knees.
397
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,083
I'm not racist, but I'm not into Latinas.
398
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,166
Into fisting?
399
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:20,500
BRUNO ARCHITECT BARCELONA
400
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,291
SUNYER ARCHITECTS BARCELONA
401
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:27,333
URBANISM - PROJECTS - ABOUT US
402
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,375
ABOUT US
403
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,416
SUNYER ARCHITECTS TEAM
SALVADOR, FOUNDER & CEO
404
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,708
BRUNO MERINO
ARCHITECT
405
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,625
How are the repairs going?
406
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,125
Good. Well, they're...
407
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:57,916
They'll take a few weeks yet.
408
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,375
Waiting for a part that hasn't arrived.
409
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:04,125
It's lucky you can still
eat and sleep on board.
410
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,458
-Imagine if not.
-Yes.
411
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:06,916
Actually,
412
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:10,208
we're still en route.
Even if we've stopped.
413
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,041
It's strange.
414
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,250
I was told you're staying at a hostel.
415
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,625
I also know that you went to see Álex.
416
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,541
Tell me why you've come back, Ramiro.
417
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,458
Because I retired.
418
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:31,916
So?
419
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:35,541
I lied to you.
420
00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:41,458
So you didn't feel forced to fit me in,
but you took me in.
421
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,208
And I realized that you...
422
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:49,291
you were the closest thing
I ever had to a family.
423
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,583
So you wanted to meet Álex?
424
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,541
He's so much like Juan.
425
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,458
I can't do it anymore, Rosa.
426
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,416
I'm tired of being alone.
427
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,125
You'll never be alone again.
428
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,166
I promise.
429
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,916
Lost in the well
430
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,333
Of my loneliness
431
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,625
I find your love
432
00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:32,125
Without looking for it
433
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:51,833
Thank you.
434
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,250
The old people.
435
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,750
Old people and love.
436
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,708
What's our problem
with old people and love?
437
00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:03,125
We look at them
like they're beacons of light.
438
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,625
They can only be cherished.
439
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:08,000
Well, no, they fall in love.
440
00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:10,875
They fuck, like everyone else.
441
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:15,000
Don't laugh. We'll all be old one day.
442
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,625
Well, not you, honey.
443
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:18,958
You won't make it to 40
if you keep this up.
444
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:20,791
But the rest of us will.
445
00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:27,125
I'm sure we'll want something
in our mouths, just like we do now.
446
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,916
Somebody will probably look at us
447
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:31,458
in disgust.
448
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:33,458
And say, "No."
449
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,500
"You don't have the right to do that."
450
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,250
And if that happens, what do we say?
451
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,875
Keena Mandrah!
452
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,833
Keena Mandrah! What a drag!
453
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:44,000
You got it!
454
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:48,166
Because you only get old
when you don't love anyone.
455
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:50,041
Thank you all for coming.
456
00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:01,708
-Her comment about love was sweet.
-I think it's from a movie.
457
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:05,708
She's right.
One of my girlfriends is over 60 and...
458
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:08,375
-Really?
-Experience is everything.
459
00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:09,291
Yes!
460
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,958
I can introduce you for your "experiment."
461
00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:13,875
What?
462
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:16,750
We don't like the same girls.
463
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:20,041
When we find one who is cool,
she doesn't like us.
464
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,041
It can't be that hard.
465
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,708
We don't just want anyone.
466
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:27,083
We have to be 100% sure
she's the perfect person.
467
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,666
It's just sex. It's not a big deal.
468
00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:32,500
-Are you backing out?
-No.
469
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,541
-We're not backing out.
-Yeah.
470
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,208
So do it with me.
471
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:37,958
I'm serious.
472
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:41,791
I'm sure we'll have fun,
and if not, it's just a laugh.
473
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,916
Yeah, but we're friends.
474
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,708
Who hasn't made out with their friend?
475
00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:50,583
We've made out on MDMA a thousand times.
476
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,625
You can practice,
477
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:53,625
and then
478
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:56,750
it'll be easier.
479
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:57,666
Let's see.
480
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,250
I'm really busy this week, but...
481
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,875
what about tonight?
482
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,625
Are you sure?
483
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,166
This one's for...
484
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,708
Lis!
485
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,208
What is it?
486
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:35,916
-Who's it from?
-You can't ask.
487
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,791
I want to swap. I have two.
488
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:38,791
Swap, anyone?
489
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:40,833
-Here!
-You too?
490
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:45,750
Let's see. What do we have here?
This is for...
491
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:50,000
Brrrrrru... Bruno!
492
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,083
Thank you.
493
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:55,791
Let's see...
494
00:26:57,291 --> 00:27:00,583
Wow! 100 Romantic Comedies
You Have to See Before You Die.
495
00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:02,208
-Thank you.
-It was me!
496
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,416
It's my gift.
497
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,250
Thank you.
498
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,666
-You like it?
-A lot.
499
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,083
I'll kill you.
500
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:10,500
-I didn't do anything.
-Sure.
501
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,083
You've probably seen them all.
502
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,958
Must mean I can die now.
503
00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:24,083
Let's see what else we have here.
504
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:41,583
Can I get some?
505
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,750
-Cava, I mean.
-Sure.
506
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:53,833
I got it because you like movies.
507
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:56,333
Yes, I'm easy to buy for.
508
00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,958
You didn't get the bendy Pikachu?
509
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,458
Because I loved it.
510
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,125
No, it wasn't from me.
511
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,791
Which is your favorite?
512
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:13,291
-I don't know. There are loads.
-First one you think of.
513
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,583
Let's see. Notting Hill?
514
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:17,458
With Julia Roberts? I love it.
515
00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:18,416
-Really?
-Yes.
516
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,333
That's the one...
517
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,166
What was it?
518
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:24,416
"I'm a girl who..."
519
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,833
"I'm just a girl standing in front of
a boy asking him to love her."
520
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:29,500
That's it.
521
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:35,916
Did you see the book
has a famous quotes section?
522
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,833
Clitoris goes brrrr... Oh my God.
523
00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,416
Hold it a second.
524
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,041
Hi. Can I help you?
525
00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,916
I'm looking for Bruno.
526
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,708
What for?
527
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,541
I want to renovate my mother's house.
528
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:53,083
A friend recommended your company.
Him in particular.
529
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,416
We're closed.
530
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,166
-Because of the party.
-I see.
531
00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,583
So he's not here?
532
00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,125
Well, he's here.
533
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:05,958
I don't think he can help with a project.
534
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,416
Maybe after the holidays.
535
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,458
Yeah.
536
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,708
Way better.
537
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,083
Yes.
538
00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:17,125
Who should I say was here?
539
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,833
"You can tell what a man thinks of you
540
00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:21,750
by the earrings he gives you."
541
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,916
Breakfast at Tiffany's, Blake Edwards.
542
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,833
Very good.
543
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:28,750
"When you realize you want to spend
your life with somebody,
544
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,583
you want your life to start
as soon as possible."
545
00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:34,041
Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally.
546
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:36,333
"Draw me like one of your French girls."
547
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:39,166
Titanic, but it's not a romantic comedy.
548
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,333
That one was easy.
549
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:43,125
Did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio
550
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:46,000
didn't know Kate Winslet would be naked?
551
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,166
-Okay.
-No one told him.
552
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:50,625
He messed up his lines,
but Cameron liked it, so he kept it.
553
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:52,083
-Did you know?
-Cool. No.
554
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,000
Could they both fit on the raft?
555
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,000
Of course!
556
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:56,000
-Right?
-Yes.
557
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:57,791
Rose, Jack died because of you.
558
00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:58,875
-Right?
-Yeah.
559
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,208
-Another.
-Let's see.
560
00:30:02,791 --> 00:30:03,625
Okay.
561
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:08,083
"That day, she discovered
when he said, 'As you wish,'
562
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:10,875
he meant, 'I love you.'"
563
00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:13,291
The Princess Bride, Rob Reiner.
564
00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:16,041
-You know them all.
-You're picking good ones.
565
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:19,083
If you want,
we could watch one together one day.
566
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:21,291
Not one of these, I mean.
567
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,583
We could see a new one at the movies.
568
00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:25,791
-Yes.
-There are lots out at the moment.
569
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:31,166
Maybe after the holidays would be better.
570
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,291
We're all busy right now and...
571
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,166
As you wish.
572
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,708
No, Ramón.
573
00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:59,166
You're very nice.
574
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,458
-I'm sorry.
-But I don't think we...
575
00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:05,291
Look...
576
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,208
Forget it happened.
577
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:09,958
-No, but...
-Merry Christmas.
578
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,208
Merry Christmas.
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