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Dad, why didn't you open the door?

What's going on?

What are you doing here?

What happened?

Damn, did you forget again?

I told you a week ago that I...

No, I haven't forgotten!

I remember everything.

I just fell asleep here.

I came in tired after the night shift

and accidentally fell asleep here.

I'm sorry.

But I didn't forget.

It's okay.

Tatiana came from Rotterdam

as an exchange student.

So this is your fiancee?

So beautiful...

Beautiful.

Hello.

Come on in.

Have a seat.

Do you want anything?

Do you like tea?

I'll make it.

I'll make it quick!

Don't worry, everything will be fine!

Ok?

Relax, rest.

We'll do something.

I wish you would have just left.

Everything will be fine, don't worry.

I'll arrange everything.

You forgot everything.

No, I haven't forgotten!

Everything is under control!

I'll do everything, calm down.

I'll make tea.

I'll arrange everything.

Admit it, you old fool, did you forget that

I'm bringing you to meet my future wife?

I know, yeah, yeah.

You said that.

I prepared myself.

Look, here's the kettle,

here's the tea.

There are glasses here.

I have everything

prepared.

Oh, and also.

There's a bakery around the corner.

It's a good one!

They have great buns.

Go and buy...

You should have bought them

before we came.

In the meantime, I'll make tea

and meet your girlfriend.

And you're just coming back.

Well, show her some Czech hospitality.

I'll be right back, honey.

Okay, it's almost done.

You probably

don't speak Czech, do you?

Don't speak Czech?

Don't you understand me?

It doesn't matter!

How can I say it?

My grandfather...

grandpa...

was also from the Ukraine.

Ukraine!

And he taught me one phrase.

I don't know how it translates.

He said I could really use it.

I'll give it a try.

So, pretty lady,

I love you!

Let's fuck!

I don't know how it translates.

But it sounds beautiful!

Is it okay that I'm

wearing homemade pants?

Is that okay?

I can change.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

My son has a great fiancee!

You're awesome!

Yeah!

Don't stop!

You're awesome!

You're a great sucker.

Yeah...

Keep going.

Suck it.

Yeah...

Yeah...

Yeah...

I see you like it.

It's so big!

It's so good.

Oh wow!

Now that would be a good wife!

Such a pretty girl.

My girl...

Don't stop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck me!

That's the kind of daughter-in-law I need.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes!

You're awesome.

You're beautiful.

You're my daughter-in-law.

Not so fast.

Do you like it?

Come here.

Yeah...

Daughter-in-law.

I like that.

Yeah!

Saddle me up!

Do you want more?

Jump on my dick.

Fuck me!

Yeah.

I like it!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yeah, you're awesome.

You're a great daughter-in-law.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You are a very good daughter-in-law.

Such a daughter-in-law is definitely needed in the house.

My Belle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What a sweet pussy.

You like that, don't you?

Keep going, keep going!

I love it.

Yeah.

Fuck my finger.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Do you want more?

Do you like it?

That's what you need, isn't it?

Yeah...

More more more! Faster!

Yeah.

Deeply.

Just like that.

Yeah.

My sweet daughter-in-law

I adore you.

Just like that.

Deeply.

Oh my god!

I feel so good.

How deep it goes!

Yes.

Yes.

Oh god.

Yeah.

So good.

What a beautiful girl.

Oh my god.

Come on.

Yeah.

I feel so good!

So pretty.

Yeah.

He's back.

I bought buns at that store.

Great!

What took you so long?

It's right around the corner.

I lost a lot of time in line.

Thank you.

I really hope

it was worth it.

Everything is great!

You did a great job!

I thought the bakery would be closer.

Oh, come on.

The bakery isn't that far from here.

But the buns are great.

What's that inside?

It's some kind of cream.

It smells weird.

It tastes like sperm.

What's that over there?

You got it all wrong.

You son of a bitch!

It's impossible to explain in words...

It's impossible to explain in words...

Get the fuck out of here!