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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:13,599 Of course, the machete is linked in the video description. 2 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:25,239 If you accept, I'll beat the shit out of you. 3 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,000 Chug it, chug it, chug it for my fans. 4 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,480 Mulm! 5 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,719 But... Actually I couldn't show you anything else, 6 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,359 because my content is always like... 7 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,399 Just whatever I'm doing, 8 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:56,079 I point the camera at it now and then. 9 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,159 That has never changed. 10 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,039 And if the camera isn't running, 11 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,399 the exact same things would still be happening. 12 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:08,120 Sometimes it's much worse when the camera is turned off. 13 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,599 I mean, when I'm editing a video and upload it, I'm fully conscious... 14 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,639 Yay! -Yay! 15 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:45,639 You fucking pig, yay! -Finest wine! 16 00:02:45,759 --> 00:02:48,000 Finest champagne! Mulm! 17 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,319 That was simply beautiful! 18 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,719 Ouch, burnt myself. 19 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,759 Take it already. -Dirty Jew! 20 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:08,080 Oh boy, please. 21 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,560 Wow, really good! -Finest melon! 22 00:03:24,319 --> 00:03:27,280 Hey Adlersson, that's disgusting! 23 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,520 Yeah, yay... 24 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:37,439 Landlord, stand aside, will you. 25 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,879 The finest Japanese! 26 00:03:46,639 --> 00:03:48,919 Let's go, please! -Where do you wanna go? 27 00:03:49,319 --> 00:03:51,120 They'll fuck us only for the melon already. 28 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,439 Which melon? 29 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:54,639 That was them, wasn't it? 30 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:05,719 And now guess who got you home. 31 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,879 Oi, yay. 32 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,080 Mulm! 33 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,519 Uhm... Hello? 34 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:31,279 How do you know a sausage is ready? 35 00:04:31,399 --> 00:04:34,120 Well, by shooting the vlog! 36 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:38,720 That's a selfie, dickhead! 37 00:04:42,639 --> 00:04:44,639 Tomorrow it's happening! No, wait, the day after tomorrow. 38 00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:46,199 Try the sausage. Hello? 39 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,920 Ouch, it is damn hot. -Cool. 40 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,199 That's what I wanted to hear. There you go, it's yours. 41 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:52,920 How many rounds? -All of them... 42 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,040 How am I supposed to chug half the wine? 43 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:57,079 No, drink half and I finish the other half. 44 00:04:57,319 --> 00:04:58,800 Hey, that's Kaliskaya. 45 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,800 He's following you and Max, too. On Instagram... 46 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:03,519 That's correct. 47 00:05:03,639 --> 00:05:04,639 Hello? 48 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,879 Knock it back, already! -You're supposed to drink it! 49 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,759 Yeah, I'd like to get pissed with you... 50 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:10,839 He wants to outdrink me, but doesn't drink a drop... 51 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:12,720 He wants to bullshit the guy. -He wants to bullshit me. 52 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:13,839 Max? 53 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,199 Half a bottle each. -Well... 54 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,079 Who's on TS right here? -Shut the fuck up. 55 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,439 Wait a sec. TS-guys, who's online? 56 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,439 Martin... No! -I'll screw your mothers! 57 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,439 We're drinking now! -Martin... 58 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:28,920 Shut your face! 59 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,079 He's right, he's right. Just drink, now! 60 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Well, there's a guy with balls, for a change! 61 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,040 Hey, we won't chug it. 62 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,240 The challenge is just finishing first. 63 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,680 Ok? -Take your time. 64 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,800 I loose voluntarily. 65 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,839 What kind of shit is that? 66 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,319 Do you know how much that is? -I can't chug it like this. 67 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,680 That's at least 150 ml. -Give me the headset again. 68 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,560 I can't drink it like this. I'd have to puke. 69 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,680 You got anything to mix it with? 70 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,040 I really have to say... -Martin! 71 00:05:57,199 --> 00:05:58,800 ...I salute you! 72 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,439 I won drinking against Adlersson! 73 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,560 That's correct. 74 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,360 Dude, how do you do that? -You know that bloke? 75 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,839 Martin, statement? -No, not Martin. 76 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:14,920 Shall I give a statement to Adlersson's vlog, now? 77 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,439 Well, tell the audience why you defeated me. 78 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:22,680 Paul? -Yes? 79 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,120 Why did I defeat Max? -Dunno. 80 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:28,720 Dunno. -Because you're a fucking hog! 81 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,160 That's correct. 82 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,399 He's just faltering. Martin, statement! 83 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,519 I admit, I lost the booze contest. 84 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,720 The bottle of vodka is gone and this man won. 85 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:41,439 The vodka was on your ass, by the way. 86 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,360 No, my flatmate's ass. -This guy can't bear it no more. 87 00:06:44,519 --> 00:06:46,199 Whose? -My flatmate's. 88 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:47,720 What was I about to say? 89 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:51,480 No, I'm really fine. We're having corn and coffee. 90 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,680 Boy, I haven't ordered any coffee. -No? Someone else? 91 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,879 What? -The Landlord, no? 92 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:58,240 Martin... 93 00:06:59,439 --> 00:07:01,199 we're having coffee. 94 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,759 Around 11.30 pm I'll have a car again. 95 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,040 Oi. 96 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,800 Ok. Hmm. 97 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,040 And this is the final. 98 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,959 No, stop. Hello, just leave it there, will you?! 99 00:07:20,079 --> 00:07:22,040 No doubt. -No, leave it there! 100 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,199 Just leave it there, dude, are you retarded? 101 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,279 Ok. 102 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:27,480 Whoever knocks this one back first... 103 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:29,839 ...is the king of this fucking evening, ok? 104 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,560 For all I care. -Then give me your fatty hand. 105 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:35,959 Paul? 106 00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:40,279 Yes, do you need anything? -F-f-f-fatty hand on it? 107 00:07:40,399 --> 00:07:42,560 What do you need? -Fatty hand on it? 108 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,079 What? 109 00:07:44,439 --> 00:07:47,160 My fucking fatty hand on it. 110 00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:50,720 Look at my hand. Is it fat? Yes, isn't it? 111 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,800 Yes, your hand is fat. 112 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,959 And your hand is full of honor. -But open it first. 113 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,680 Yeah, I'll open both now. -Do you need tissues or something? 114 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,920 No, we don't. Hello? What's wrong with you? 115 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:04,079 Ok, we'll grab it simultaneously. You'll give us a signal... 116 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:05,360 Ok, I will. 117 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,560 And only then are we allowed to touch the bottle. 118 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,839 Ok. -And then we down it. 119 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,040 No, no, no. 120 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,199 Yes, yes. 121 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,160 You give us the signal. 122 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,519 Hand on it. -Ok, three, two, one... 123 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,040 Hello? -No, put it back down. 124 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,160 Ok, there we go. 125 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,600 It's already too late. 126 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,560 Knock that shit back, brother. 127 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,120 Man, both of you still have a sip left. 128 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,440 Both of you still have a sip left. Come on, one sip each. 129 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,240 And how are we deciding this now? 130 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,039 Who's the winner now? 131 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,480 Hey, that stuff smells actually really good. 132 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,039 That's not an answer to my fucking... 133 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,279 I have to see the bath. Really, that was very stupid. 134 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,159 You know, I'm standing fucking straight, you pig. 135 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,399 I'll gas you. 136 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,159 Well, gas me then. 137 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,679 I already am. -No doubt. 138 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:15,879 Shut up, I'll kill you. 139 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,399 The windows have to be closed. 140 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,799 Otherwise the gassing is ineffective, you pig. 141 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:29,399 Did you deserve this? 142 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,679 Well, I'm... 143 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,879 Hello, please, calm down. 144 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:42,120 I knew I'd drink you under the table, you pig. 145 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,039 Only with deodorant spray, right? 146 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,759 Yeah, no, no. I'm inhaling this just like you. 147 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,879 Leave it there. 148 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,679 Your snot's all over the place, you scumbag. Oh, boy. 149 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,399 You told me to gas you, so I'm gassing you. 150 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,240 I quote: "Gas me." 151 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,279 And I'm following your command. 152 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,320 Ok, there you go. -Well, I am. 153 00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:25,919 Oi! 154 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,279 Got the car again. 155 00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:31,399 Well, how long will you take, dickhead? 156 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:35,519 I wouldn't... If you... 157 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,840 Are you really spraying... I ordered this online, dude. 158 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,320 I just pressed it very briefly. 159 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,039 I was trying to gas him all along. 160 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,799 Hey, maybe we don't have to finish it, you know? 161 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Oh, ok. Sure. 162 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,840 But this one's ok, isn't it? -Yes, you can finish that. 163 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I hope so. -No, dude. 164 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,159 He deserved it, this fucking bastard. 165 00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:04,360 What kind of stuff is that? -Glass cleaner. 166 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,480 Well, his glasses need to be cleaned. -You pig! 167 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:10,440 Yeah, no, no perfume, you scumbag! 168 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:12,720 Mulm! 169 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,720 Ouch. 170 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:21,639 Jesus Christ, ouch. 171 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,559 Mulm! 172 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,159 Man, he's coming again. 173 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:42,120 Take your fists down! 174 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,519 No, let's, let's... 175 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,559 He really goes for it, doesn't he? 176 00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:53,799 Let's... till tomorrow. 177 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,399 Tomorrow! 178 00:11:57,679 --> 00:11:59,600 What do you want, now? 179 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:01,600 I want you to puke. 180 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:03,679 I'm not puking. 181 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,159 Oh, boy, take your undies down. 182 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:10,519 Come here! 183 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,600 Oh boy, what are you doing? 184 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,080 What's wrong with you? 185 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,559 Give me your shorts, they belong to me now. 186 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,720 He really undresses. That's so gay. 187 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,919 They're mine now. I'll put them on now. 188 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,159 Oi. 189 00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,399 Mulm! 190 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:32,159 Mulm! 191 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,840 You pathetic piece of shit, the fidget spinner's mine now. 192 00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:38,399 What's his Instagram name again? 193 00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:40,480 God of Wine? 194 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:46,320 God of Wine...? 195 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:50,120 Alright, God of puke. -Oh, stop it now, you retard. 196 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,799 That's gross. -Yeah... 197 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,080 Oh boy, I... Oh, please. 198 00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,879 Oh boy, no way, sorry, close it. 199 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:00,840 When I smell puke I have to puke, too. 200 00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:03,720 I'll get something to clean up, stay calm. 201 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,519 Hi everybody and welcome to my new video, 202 00:14:50,679 --> 00:14:54,360 today the second unboxing of a Ross Antony Deluxe Box, 203 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,200 which is only 30.99 Euros again. 204 00:14:58,279 --> 00:14:59,919 Let's take a look what's in it. 205 00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,960 Ok, first of all we have this mask here. 206 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,799 "Wanks" a lot! (Thanks a lot!) 207 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,399 That's Korunas. 208 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:33,080 It's only 40 but, anyway, I'll invest it in cheap wine. 209 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,039 My wallet's gone but... 210 00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:39,679 Do you want to kiss each other? -No. 211 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,120 You're sick with your fucking schnapps, dude. 212 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,879 When you get it as a birthday present from your parents... 213 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,639 You're 18 already? -No, 15. 214 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:03,960 No way! -Yes. 215 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,159 You sick fuck. -Wanna see my ID? 216 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,440 No, absolutely not! Rather hand it over to those guys. 217 00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:14,559 I'll fuck your face. 218 00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:17,039 In your face! 219 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,320 This pig pussies out again. I'm freaking out. 220 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,720 Have fun with the album musically and physically, 221 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,559 if you treated yourselves to the box. 222 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:33,759 See you soon and I love you all. 223 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:45,720 Oi. -Oi. 224 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,480 Well... 225 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,679 Well, we're unpacking fan mail again, I guess. 226 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,000 Speak up, please. -I said we're unpacking fan mail... 227 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,039 ...and Menzer should get the fuck out of my car. 228 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,240 Laugh my ass off. 229 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,039 I'll take that sticker. -I couldn't care less. 230 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,000 That's... Well... 231 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,759 A deck of cards. 232 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,759 The trainee's book of etiquette 2014. -Wank you. 233 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,759 I'm hoping for an energy drink in the fan mail, I'm really thirsty. 234 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,240 Boy, please! 235 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,960 You threw it over to me, didn't you? -Yes, but for using it outside, not here. 236 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,279 Oh boy, what the fuck. 237 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,880 Oh, boy... -Boy! 238 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,440 It's empty. 239 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:40,359 Subscribe Lacoste-Amanda on YouTube. 240 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,599 December 4th 2017, excellent! 241 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,000 What the... 242 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,559 Oh wait. I'll read this one, some company sent that, 243 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,599 but asked me to unpack it in a fan mail video. 244 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,319 Finest creatine. 245 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,160 Maybe I'm going to use it in terms of my Adlersson-Transformation. 246 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,799 It's by PGN... 247 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,359 Oh, no. 248 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,839 Is that urine? -Yep. 249 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:11,000 I want to show it to the camera. -Ok, sure. 250 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,720 Yeah, apparently that's urine in a bottle. 251 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,359 Lousy hobos. 252 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,599 Why, that's 25 Cent. 253 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,480 It stinks in here. Well... 254 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,319 There's no URL, but just google PNG, 255 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,200 PGN I mean, and then... 256 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,279 That's your business. -Oi. 257 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,400 What? 258 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,920 "The Landlord is a racist." -That's true. 259 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,279 Elias: "Work's calling 8i" 260 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,880 There you go. 261 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,400 What time is it actually? 262 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,039 We'll have to hurry up... -Huh? 263 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,200 ...if we wanna give blood later. 264 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,519 And then we'll wash the car. 265 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,240 I'll have to see juvenile court assistance after blood donation. 266 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,440 And after that? -Yes, after that. Dunno... 267 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640 I've got time today. -I'll google for a scrap yard. 268 00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:23,640 You'll crash at my place again, anyway. 269 00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:24,839 Fuck. 270 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,799 No, I've got the house for myself. You can crash at my place. 271 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Oh yeah, true. 272 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,400 You can have the couch. It's fat enough for you. 273 00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,359 No, I got driving lessons tomorrow. 274 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,960 That's crap. 275 00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,839 Alright, have a nice day! -Yep! 276 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,119 I'll get myself some ice cream. 277 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,640 I'll be off then. -Yeah, ok. But wait for me. 278 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,440 So, let's see. 279 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,559 All good. 280 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:32,400 Leave it on for two or three hours, alright? 281 00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:33,640 Yes. 282 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,400 You're ok? You look a bit pale. 283 00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:37,200 I always do. -Sure? 284 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:38,400 I'm good. 285 00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:40,640 Drink something when you leave. -Yes. 286 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,680 And get some ice cream. 287 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,559 Thanks a lot. -Yep. 288 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,640 Have a nice day! -Ok, thanks. 289 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:54,319 Chug it, you cunts. -Of course! 290 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,319 Shouldn't we go get some more schnapps? But real schnapps, for a change? 291 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,799 This one's not tasty. 292 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,920 Can we get Berliner Luft, or something? 293 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,640 Whatever it's on your ass, my pleasure. -Treat us! 294 00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:13,960 See? -Fuck you! 295 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,440 I don't have much money. -No... 296 00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,000 We could have gone to your place, you've got schnapps, don't you? 297 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,319 I don't have schnapps at home. 298 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,279 Not you, him. -No, I don't have schnapps at home. 299 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,400 No... 300 00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:26,839 Why should you have schnapps at home? You don't drink alone at home, do you? 301 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,240 Tastes ghastly, boy. -It's true. 302 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,359 I'll start a livestream, once the wifi works. 303 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,200 Mulm. -First thing, block her. 304 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,160 Boy. -Will you stop filming me, man? 305 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:43,440 So, tell us what we're doing here. 306 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,119 Well, we're hanging out, chilling, and... 307 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,160 ...the booze is here, too. 308 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,240 So have a sip! -Oh boy, no way! It tastes so disgusting. 309 00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:53,960 Chug that shit now. 310 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,720 Chug the shandy, come on. 311 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,640 Come on! -Knock it back! 312 00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:03,519 Nothings gone yet. -Chug the beer, you fucking bastard. 313 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,680 Come on, come on, come on! 314 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:06,440 Yeah, there you go. 315 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,519 Knock it back, knock it back. Let's go! 316 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,920 Come on, come on, come on... 317 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,119 Next video's coming in the near future. -There's still something left, no? 318 00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:15,240 It's empty, that's foam, man. 319 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,000 Yeah, alright. We'll let you get away with it. 320 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,839 Will you please stop your own livestream? 321 00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:21,279 It's useless, everybody is watching him! 322 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,240 I don't care. -Then I'll start another one. 323 00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:25,359 Let's see if you can save it afterwards. 324 00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:28,119 Yes it's gonna be there, you can save it or set it to private. 325 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,200 Well, I'd like to upload it. If you pull yourselves together now. 326 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,599 Yes, you can upload it. 327 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,960 Read us the comments. -What do you think about wanking? 328 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:36,079 You're supposed to read us the comments. -I don't want to read them. 329 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:39,200 "I'd be interested in shoving this gentleman's ears 330 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,079 up my anu..." Oh boy! 331 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,200 Lol. "Max, go home and let these losers alone." 332 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:48,480 No way, I'm delighted by their misery. 333 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,759 Fuck you. -Fuck yourself, you piece of shit. 334 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200 "Sieg Heil..." -Shut the fuck up, will you? 335 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,640 That's what is says. -Don't read it then. 336 00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:58,759 I'm just saying what... 337 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,039 It's simply beautiful. 338 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,279 "Seibt denies the honeycaust." 339 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,599 Better watch their stream. 340 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,279 "...fat Seibt is fat." -You don't say... 341 00:23:11,839 --> 00:23:13,359 "Sieg Heil..." 342 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,440 Boy, you're not supposed to talk bullshit here! 343 00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:18,920 I'll cut off your fucking micro penis and force you to eat it, you pig. 344 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,039 "David Homonkulos: Oh boy, fuck he can read." 345 00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:28,119 I'm shitting my pants. 346 00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:30,279 Keep insulting this bastard reading all this shit. 347 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,680 He's really the last wanker. -Shut the fuck up and read it yourself. 348 00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:34,839 Get the fuck out off my... -Fuck off, you piece of shit. 349 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,880 Get the fuck out of my livestream... -Get the the fuck out of my country! 350 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,960 Read this one up here, that's simply beautiful. 351 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,839 "Bullying Seibt because he is overweight is anti-social." 352 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,319 "He doesn't deserve that." 353 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,119 "Just kidding, that fat fuck deserves it." 354 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,480 "He who eats like a pig, can bear the bullying." 355 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,519 Boy! -It's so beautiful. 356 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:54,240 "Inkognito tickles fat Seibt anally." Boy... 357 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,160 Please stop it. 358 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,960 "Wank you so much." 359 00:23:58,079 --> 00:24:00,039 "I want to give Seibt a titty fuck." 360 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,559 "Hector Panzer is a decent nigger." -Boy, please! 361 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,920 That's what it says... -Oh, that's what it says... 362 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,160 "Adolf Hitler is The Landlord's foster father." 363 00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:14,799 Stop it, will you? 364 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720 I'll fuck your face. 365 00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:20,200 Boy! -My nose is hurting. 366 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,400 Hello? 367 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,599 Oh boy, now I hit that thing because of you. 368 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,880 You fucking rats. 369 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:37,039 That wasn't me! -Man, leave the... 370 00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,720 Oh boy! 371 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,000 Dude, you dickhead. 372 00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:47,200 Wait a sec. 373 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,880 That was really absolutely sick yesterday. 374 00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:56,359 Well, I'm going to have all the videos sent to me, 375 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,799 that he put on Instagram 376 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,160 and report him to the police. 377 00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,279 Because the house owner is charging me now, 378 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,839 I'm gonna get kicked out of the apartment without the rental deposit. 379 00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:07,519 And I will take legal action against that. 380 00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:09,599 But Moritz... 381 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:10,799 Fuck you! 382 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,640 What's this guy's problem again now? 383 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:14,559 He really pisses me off, dude. 384 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,359 It's so retarded. 385 00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:18,480 Ooh, I ran out of fuel, ooh, I got to get up early tomorrow, 386 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,119 ooh, I'm a jew. 387 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,279 Boy, Max, it's agairiothebellpaunch... 388 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,240 Itagairothebellpaunchaargh... 389 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,839 Fuck you, David, fuck you! 390 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,599 Man, Freddy, can you simply finish recording your voice messages until the end, 391 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,759 without abruptly stopping, or speak a bit clearly? 392 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:34,920 You only get the half of what you're saying. 393 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,160 Boy, fuck you guys, The Landlord is still a racis... 394 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,079 Shut your stupid shabby gob, you filthy son of a bitch 395 00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:42,839 or I'll fuck your mum, you ugly bastard. 396 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,079 I'm throwing up thinking about this scum I'm in the same group with. 397 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,920 Hereby I'm spitting in your face. 398 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,680 Man, please. Marius. 399 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,440 Mulm, mulm, mulm... 400 00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,599 What's going on in the deposit-jews-gang today? 401 00:25:56,839 --> 00:25:58,720 Do you want total war? -Human trash... 402 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,400 Waaaaaank. -Sieg Heil, the war was awesome! 403 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:06,880 Oi, finally WhatsApp again, you pig. 404 00:26:07,079 --> 00:26:09,039 Get the fuck out of my group! 405 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:20,079 Tastes alright. 406 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,119 The heat smacks you so hard, man. -Oh boy, I'm so dizzy. 407 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,480 It's super hot. 408 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,880 34 degrees or something. -Aren't you used to that? 409 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,440 Well, since I'm living in racist east Germany I'm not used to that anymore. 410 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,720 You filthy dog. -Oi. 411 00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:40,759 That's you as a dog. 412 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,960 Boy, that dog's really sweet, I can see it in his eyes. 413 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,519 That's you. 414 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,319 What's wrong with you guys? 415 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,039 What's his name? Matthias? -No, Elias. 416 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,680 Oh, Elias. -Yes. 417 00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:01,240 What the fuck. The black Nazi Elias. 418 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:02,920 What the hell? 419 00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:06,359 Black in the hood. 420 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,759 You're Kinch, dude. From now on you're Kinch for me. 421 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,720 From Hogen's Heroes. 422 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,839 What the hell? 423 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,920 Man, I can't handle this. 424 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:21,920 You think I can? It's a shock for me, boy. 425 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,440 Listen, I'm going in there and you... -That's black humor. 426 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,559 You're passing me like this. 427 00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:30,799 This is how you passed me. -Yep. 428 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,880 It's only logical I have to react, isn't it? 429 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,400 Doesn't matter, you passed me like this, too, so I... 430 00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:37,960 No, you passed me like this. 431 00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:41,000 You guys came together like this. 432 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,480 Awesome, dude, awesome. 433 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,119 He speaks a perfect Saxon dialect. I can't take it. 434 00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:50,640 I just can't take it. 435 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,480 That's awesome! 436 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,799 It's so awesome! 437 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,720 Come here, big boy. 438 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,200 Awesome, man, awesome! 439 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,480 And I always thought you'd rub off on me, 440 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,480 but I'm still white. 441 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,359 You lousy pig! 442 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,880 You've gotten yourself into something here... 443 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:25,680 We Dresden folk are the most amazing, there won't be any better, 444 00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:29,119 so we travel to Aue and act like it don't matter. 445 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,200 Hello. -Yep. 446 00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:56,640 You have to do something for me. 447 00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:59,000 I can't get onto the internet. -What? 448 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,279 But that's Anja's... 449 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,440 No, Im not even getting onto the internet. 450 00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:06,160 Do you have a can or so, that I can make at home? 451 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,279 What? -A can of food? 452 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,400 I just have those raviolis. I don't have anything else. 453 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,559 I'll take the raviolis then. Thanks. 454 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,559 Two homicides made headlines in the news. 455 00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:54,000 The first one happened 2013. 456 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,160 A bouncer is shot down. 457 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:59,720 Four months later a bike squad crashes a café. 458 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,519 In the back room the Hell's Angels execute a rival, 459 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,799 who has interfered with their business. 460 00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:10,119 Hell's Angels belong to the so called OMCGs... 461 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,880 It's so perverted, dude. Now, now, now, now... 462 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,599 How long is this going to take? 463 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,480 I guess four minutes and 20 seconds. 464 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,359 Maybe three. 465 00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,799 But it would be nice to do something together. 466 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,039 After dinner. -Well, I have a job now. 467 00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:44,160 You don't say. Well, tell me. 468 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,079 Well, it's called congress helper. 469 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:53,519 Sounds good. Better than donating blood. 470 00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:56,720 Well... -Well, alright. 471 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,759 So. 472 00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:04,720 ...store away in your car, as they don't go over... 473 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,680 ...organized and sorted... ...all the deposit... 474 00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:11,880 Can we please go now? 475 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,160 Would you rather have me working on night shift now? 476 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,599 Yes. 477 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,359 I'd like to see that. 478 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,200 Because I would pick you up at work then. Or well, actually... 479 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,319 Last time I picked you up, 480 00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:27,839 you were like half an hour late or something. 481 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,000 ...as that's where... ...rough neighborhoods or the city center... 482 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,279 ...as that's where they get pissed the most. 483 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,960 Collected one month for ten kilograms. Ten kilograms! 484 00:33:56,519 --> 00:33:59,400 How much was it? -I'd guess around 80 Euros. 485 00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:02,559 That's only from today. 486 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,960 And it probably will be twice the amount tonight. 487 00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:06,960 It's simply beautiful. 488 00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:09,239 You could make a living only off of this. 489 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,360 I can easily pay the booze. -Can't argue against that. 490 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,840 Hallelujah. 491 00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:18,480 May God bestow his blessings upon you, you pigs. 492 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,960 Lol. 493 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,559 Delightful. -That's only half a day's donations. 494 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:37,159 Need a ride? 495 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,360 Just a sec, I'm coming. I just have to take a picture. 496 00:34:39,519 --> 00:34:41,000 Wank you! 497 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,599 Get a job! 498 00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:49,159 Oh boy. Dude. -Yeah, it's broken. Let's go. 499 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,440 Well, I don't want to break it. 500 00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,079 This is third gear, right? 501 00:35:11,599 --> 00:35:13,599 Or is it first gear? -Yes. 502 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,920 Ok and now? 503 00:35:16,119 --> 00:35:17,840 Do you feel that? 504 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,960 Hello? 505 00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,599 Why are you putting your foot to the floor? 506 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,440 I don't! 507 00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:25,480 Alright, oh man, I've never stopped a car before. 508 00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:27,320 Why is this so abrupt? 509 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,320 Because you have to press the clutch down while breaking. 510 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,000 How am I supposed to know that? 511 00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:33,079 I told you to press the clutch right down. 512 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,440 No. -Press it right down, the clutch. 513 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,480 Steer back, steer back. 514 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,119 Sure, relax. 515 00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:49,280 Step on the gas a little more. -Dude, that's sick. 516 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,119 A little more gas. -No! 517 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,480 Yes, so you can release the clutch. 518 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,920 Man, but I don't want to drive so fast here. 519 00:35:56,199 --> 00:35:58,039 You're just at 6 mph. 520 00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:01,320 That's way too fast for me. Someone's coming here. Dude, please. 521 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,719 If the place was empty at least, but there's cars everywhere. 522 00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,719 Fuck you! 523 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,840 What am I supposed to do now? -Steer. 524 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,639 Where? -This way. 525 00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:17,119 Oh sick, dude. 526 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,920 Accelerate a little more. -No! 527 00:36:19,039 --> 00:36:20,760 Yes! Because otherwise you'll stall the engine! 528 00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:23,199 Oh boy, you're... Boy, I can't... 529 00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:24,679 Aright, enough. 530 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,880 Press the clutch right down. 531 00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:29,480 And stop. -Right down? 532 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,159 Oh boy! 533 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,559 Love you. -No, that was... 534 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,599 That wasn't too bad. -Well... 535 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,119 No it really was quite ok. 536 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,000 Absolutely amazing! 537 00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:50,599 That was so going to happen. 538 00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:55,199 Emergency starting, please. 539 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,480 Boy, no clue what they did here. Somehow they... 540 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,840 This thing was wrecked by lousy junkies. -Yeah, probably, man. 541 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,159 It's stuck. It swallowed my ten euros just like that. 542 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,599 I suffered a fucking month without gambling. 543 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,639 That's better, isn't it? You're saving money. 544 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,960 Yes, I know. I need the money for my new apartment and stuff. 545 00:37:21,559 --> 00:37:25,159 The problem was, like, they sent us all the change in the fan mail. 546 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,519 So we went to the bank with Methenvieh, 547 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,480 Max's father, you probably know him, right? 548 00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:31,079 Yes, a bit. 549 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,960 Well, so we... Can you roll me one? 550 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:35,639 I'll try. 551 00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:40,360 So we took the change to the bank and it was 70 Euros. 552 00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,079 And you gambled it away again? 553 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,800 No, I gambled away 80, so ten more on top. 554 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,239 I'm completely insane. 555 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,320 That's probably true. 556 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,840 Want a cookie? -Sure. Thanks. 557 00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:05,960 Oh man, I'm so sick of it all. I'm fed up with everything. 558 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,519 What are you fed up with the most? 559 00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,960 I'd like to have something, that satisfies me in the long run. 560 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,840 Heroin. 561 00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:32,559 That fucking train! 562 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,760 Tell the audience why you defeated me. 563 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,599 Paul, why did I defeat Max? -Dunno. 564 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,119 Yeah, can you please wrap up the vlog, man? 565 00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:48,559 Max, I can tolerate more than you... -Yes, I know that. 566 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,920 I'm drinking more than you... -Yes, I see that. 567 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,599 On Tuesday there will be alcohol as well. 568 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,480 This is East Germany at it's best... 569 00:40:07,599 --> 00:40:10,280 What's your statement concerning this man in your background? 570 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,480 Absolutely cool. 571 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,920 The Landlord is a racist, The Landlord is a racist. 572 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,000 What's the Landlord? 573 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,320 The Landlord is a jew. 574 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,119 Landlord is a racist. 575 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,199 The Landlord is a racist and fucks apes. -No doubt! 576 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,719 Mulm. Landlord, knock that nigger fucker flat. 577 00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:46,360 The Landlord has his period and is a cunt. 578 00:40:46,559 --> 00:40:48,599 The Landlord is a fucking pig, mulm. 579 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,760 The Landlord is a Nazi. -A Nazi! 580 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,800 Hey, I've got it from reliable sources, he is really far right. 581 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,480 The Landlord is a racis... 582 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:03,239 Stop talking nonsense, just post it in your story, buddy. 583 00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,119 You'd really do me a big favor. Mulm! 584 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,760 Yesterday was pretty heavy again. Paul was completely wasted. 585 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,559 And we kept cruising around until five in the morning. 586 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,159 And things should go on like this, or what? 587 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,480 No, I vowed to myself, I'll never spend money on booze again. 588 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,199 I'll only drink when it's on some other jerk's ass. 589 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,639 It's not good. -The Landlord is a racist by the way. 590 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,880 What kind of crap is that again actually? 591 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,639 Well, The Landlord is a racist. 592 00:41:42,159 --> 00:41:45,039 You're really nuts. -At least the audience likes it. 593 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,039 They imitate it and that's the goal. Nothing else matters. 594 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,280 People always say hi on the streets 595 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,320 and some just yell "The Landlord is a racist" instead now. 596 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,239 Just instead of saying hi. That's everything that counts. 597 00:42:07,199 --> 00:42:09,079 No, sorry, I turned off the bell. 598 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,519 It's crazy. 599 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,119 There's some fatso with glasses sleeping here. 600 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,239 If you need a jacket, for five bucks it's yours. It's original. 601 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,480 Five bucks, it's yours. -No. 602 00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:23,320 Need a hifi system? -No. 603 00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:25,480 A keyboard, mouse, computer? -No. 604 00:42:26,199 --> 00:42:28,960 No? Sure? Don't want to reconsider? 605 00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:32,519 A microwave? 606 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,519 Why do you have working shoes, 607 00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:37,599 when you haven't worked a single day in your life? 608 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,880 They're Erik's. I don't know why he left them here. 609 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,960 It's crazy, isn't it? Pulls them off his cheesy feet and leaves them here. 610 00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:45,119 Smell it! 611 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,239 Throw that bottle out of the window and shut up. 612 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,920 Shut the fuck up. -Do you actually drink a lot? 613 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,280 Where's this internet hype actually coming from 614 00:42:56,559 --> 00:42:58,360 concerning your political conviction? 615 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,960 Get the fuck out of here, dude. It really pisses me off. 616 00:43:01,159 --> 00:43:03,920 I just heard people call you a Nazi. -I'm not a racist, you bastard. 617 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,440 I can't hear or read that shit anymore, 618 00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:09,360 it's so fucking annoying. -You're talking about apes again? 619 00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:15,280 Everyday, 50 messages: Are you actually racist? 620 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,280 Just say yes. Three letters and send, my goodness. 621 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,400 Max gave me your number, I'm supposed to piss you off. 622 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,559 I can't hear that shit anymore. -Mulm! 623 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,360 I want to wake up that fatso down there. -There's a small child sleeping. 624 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,599 Not long anymore. -She's seven. We're seven, too, aren't we? 625 00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,480 Wake up, you whore. Get yourself a job. 626 00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:36,559 What kind of bullshit hoody are you wearing actually? 627 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,760 It really pisses me off. Where did you get it? 628 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,840 Bought it. 629 00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:40,920 What's that, man? 630 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:42,039 Why? 631 00:43:42,159 --> 00:43:43,199 That's at McDonald's. 632 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,400 Can you please never wear it again in here? 633 00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:47,119 Can you please shut your mouth with your stupid politics shit? 634 00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:48,639 Shut up yourself! 635 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,039 What are you doing? -I want to take them back home empty. 636 00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:54,239 Mulm, mulm. -No, no, no... 637 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,360 Mulm! 638 00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:57,639 Hello? 639 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,119 Stop that noise you retarded idiot! 640 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,320 For the gang, yeah, yeah... -No, no, no... 641 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,519 What the... 642 00:44:06,599 --> 00:44:09,519 Are you actually completely retarded? -Don't make such a mess in here, man. 643 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,039 For the gang, yeah, yeah... 644 00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:14,519 What are you... Leave my... 645 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,559 Yuck, don't throw garbage, man, this is an apartment. 646 00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,559 Give me the Goldkrone, I need... 647 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,800 Dude. Are you fucking serious? The last schnapps, man. 648 00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:29,440 What's wrong with you, you fat bastard? -There's still something left. 649 00:44:29,679 --> 00:44:33,000 Shut the fuck up or I'll beat the crap out of you. 650 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,079 Come here then, I'll smack that thing up your face, you bastard. 651 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,760 What's that, weights? -Yes. 652 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,719 That's really yucky! 653 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,519 Oh boy. -Fuck you. 654 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,280 That was him. 655 00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:48,599 I'll shoot you down. I wouldn't mind. -Yeah, particularly you. 656 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,000 Do you have some sort of illness or something? It's completely sick. 657 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,440 You always have to destroy everything mindlessly, 658 00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,119 like some bastard. 659 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,320 It's on you. -Yes, it's true. 660 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,519 Good evening. 661 00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:09,920 Yo, wait, I'm done here in a sec. 662 00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:12,880 Finest cooking. 663 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,519 Do you have any plans for the future? 664 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,599 No. 665 00:46:24,639 --> 00:46:26,199 So finish high school first and then... 666 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440 Yes, also that. 667 00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:30,000 Yeah, nice. 668 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,320 And apart from that? What's up in Dresden? 669 00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:37,119 Well, nothing really. I've quit my... 670 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,280 I had this bad on-off-relationship and... 671 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,760 The girl I was with in Paris. 672 00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:45,760 Your grandma. 673 00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:47,159 No, but... 674 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,280 Yeah. 675 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,559 Dunno, that came to an end for now and then some... 676 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,320 I mean we didn't talk for a month now 677 00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,960 and it's quite crazy. 678 00:46:58,039 --> 00:46:59,079 Yes. 679 00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:02,199 Some girl just texted me on Instagram with a fake account and... 680 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,280 Hot! 681 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,440 At first she just asked, can I still marry you? 682 00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:10,000 So I just punched in my number 683 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:16,000 and she texted me and said this is my real profile. 684 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,039 I took a look at her real instagram profile 685 00:47:19,159 --> 00:47:22,039 and it's a super tasty hot chick. 686 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,800 It's weird, it's completely weird. 687 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,599 Look how this guy's dining. 688 00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:35,679 Yeah. 689 00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,360 Tastes good? 690 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,000 What are you up to tonight, Gamel? 691 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,400 What? -What are you gonna do tonight? 692 00:47:42,519 --> 00:47:44,480 Meeting Klose. -Unkl you mean? 693 00:47:44,639 --> 00:47:46,079 Right, Unkl. 694 00:47:47,519 --> 00:47:48,519 Well. 695 00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:52,199 And what are you gonna do? -Go here. 696 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:53,880 Really? 697 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,079 I'm super thirsty. 698 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,360 Wanna join? 699 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,519 No. I'll have to cook. 700 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,480 He has to cook with me. 701 00:48:05,639 --> 00:48:07,239 And what are you gonna cook? 702 00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:08,800 Quark. 703 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,360 Rice with beef. I mean minced beef. 704 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,639 Five eggs, 705 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,320 tomatoes, 706 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,400 sliced cucumber 707 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,079 and then I'll prepare the coffee, I'm gonna make the next morning. 708 00:49:31,159 --> 00:49:32,920 What did they do here? 709 00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:34,159 Huh? -Huh? 710 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,039 Hello? 711 00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,559 Tell me, what happened here? -They cleared out the place. 712 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,800 Why? 713 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,199 Well, cleared out the place. 714 00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:53,679 How? -Took the stuff and goodbye. 715 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,039 And where did they take it? -Dunno. 716 00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,159 Weren't you here? 717 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,360 I wasn't here last night, I don't know what happened. 718 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:03,559 Nothing happened. When I went this morning everything was just fine. 719 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,199 Now my TV is gone, my computer, everything. 720 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,440 Where is my stuff? 721 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,679 We'll just say: Mother, we gambled all our money away. 722 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,320 Wait. Now. Ok. 723 00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:33,800 This is definitely my cue here. 724 00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:37,000 Mother, we gambled all... 725 00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,800 Wait... 726 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,960 Just wait until it clicks and then... 727 00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:43,159 No, I said: Mother, the man with the coke is here... 728 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,679 Mother, we gambled all our money away. 729 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,039 Well... 730 00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,360 Mother, we gambled all our money away. 731 00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:58,119 Not too bad, actually. -Hmm... 732 00:54:06,679 --> 00:54:07,679 Ok. 733 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,320 Wait. 734 00:54:24,639 --> 00:54:27,239 Now, just hold it into the camera like this. 735 00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:30,159 Good. And action. 736 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,320 And now again with a bit of movement. 737 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,119 I mean like with the head and stuff. 738 00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:49,039 Ok. 739 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,039 You'll have to film me again. 740 00:55:52,679 --> 00:55:54,679 Good to go? -One moment. 741 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,920 You tell me when you're ready. 742 00:55:57,599 --> 00:55:58,599 Yo. 743 00:56:32,199 --> 00:56:37,280 Max Herzberg: 10pm: Party @ The_Landlord’s, Nürnberger Str. 14 744 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,840 They took everything? 745 00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:43,719 Yes. 746 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,000 Well, ok. 747 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,159 I didn't even notice that, when I just came in. 748 00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,800 There's a door standing here. 749 00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:07,519 Sorry, I can't handle this, it's completely overwhelming me. 750 00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,199 Me too. 751 00:57:10,679 --> 00:57:13,960 Why did they take away his fucking computer? 752 00:57:14,519 --> 00:57:17,719 Can you explain that to me? -Fucking bastards. 753 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,280 I'm gonna hang it on my fridge. Wanks a lot! 754 00:57:23,639 --> 00:57:25,760 Wait a sec, he has to... 755 00:57:26,599 --> 00:57:28,440 That's all from... -Here that's it. 756 00:57:28,599 --> 00:57:29,719 What? 757 00:57:35,159 --> 00:57:37,599 Man... -What's that? 758 00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:41,559 What's that? No way. 759 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,440 Wow. 760 00:57:44,679 --> 00:57:47,320 Dude, those figures. I couldn't even pay that. 761 00:57:47,559 --> 00:57:49,679 This bill. It's absolutely insane. 762 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,760 Oh, that's the delayed... No shit. 763 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,880 Now, some people really came here, that's... 764 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,000 It's the most beautiful party ever... 765 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,840 Loyal subscribers. 766 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,199 You think our party is gonna be like that? 767 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:13,960 I mean, at least... 768 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,000 Fuck it, I'll just pack everything he really needs. 769 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,480 This can't go on like this, he can't stay here. 770 00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:22,960 Either to the looney bin or his mom's. Something like that. 771 00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:27,039 The pictures, will he still need them? -Dump them. 772 00:58:27,239 --> 00:58:29,880 No, I hope he will burn them one day. 773 00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:32,760 What the... why the hell does he... 774 00:58:33,239 --> 00:58:36,280 Legal attorney Prof. Guido Holzhäuser: A bill of 137 Euros. 775 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,760 Just tagged "Landlord" on it. -Here's a bag. 776 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,960 That's the one he collected deposit bottles with on Father's Day. 777 00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:45,199 Don't care. Here are some trousers. 778 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800 He's got trousers on already, doesn't he? 779 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,039 A court order that they may seize money from his account... Dude! 780 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,119 The Landlord's got cash after all. 781 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,360 Hundreds of quid. 782 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,679 What the hell, are they really still fitting him? 783 00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:08,920 Boy, please. 784 00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:10,320 So sick, dude. 785 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,119 Anyway you can build your life on Instagram followers. 786 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,440 He just cracked 10k, fucking hell! 787 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:18,000 I heard you can start a new life with that. 788 00:59:18,199 --> 00:59:20,360 It was 9600 a couple of days ago. 789 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,880 No! 790 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,480 It's a pocket pussy. 791 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,719 That has to be in the story. -Shut the fuck up. 792 00:59:32,599 --> 00:59:35,159 I'm shitting my pants. -That's sick, dude. 793 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,000 Human dignity is inviolable! 794 00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:47,639 You're packing it? -Of course I'm packing it. 795 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Dude! 796 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,480 Shoutout to Tanzverbot. 797 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,360 Is this hookah-tobacco? So I'll save a trip to the head-shop. 798 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,360 What? 799 01:00:01,719 --> 01:00:03,920 We packed your stuff. -We've packed. 800 01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:07,519 Also found the pocket pussy. 801 01:00:08,719 --> 01:00:09,800 Shut up! 802 01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:13,280 It's Nick's. It's Nick's, just say that. 803 01:00:13,519 --> 01:00:16,039 I just want to get out of here. -So, let's go. 804 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,920 Your documents are in here. 805 01:00:18,159 --> 01:00:20,199 Still need the door? -Clothes... 806 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,679 And in here are all the FC Dynamo-Scarfs and stuff. 807 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,960 Well, that's Danilo's stuff. 808 01:00:25,239 --> 01:00:27,760 Danilo's stuff doesn't matter... let's get out of here now. 809 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,719 Did they take the wifi router? 810 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:31,800 Yes. 811 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,239 There's no wifi anymore? I'm going to lose my shit in a minute. 812 01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:36,840 Everything is gone. Everything. 813 01:00:37,039 --> 01:00:38,920 That's absolutely fucked up shit. 814 01:00:39,079 --> 01:00:41,599 Cordon just dragged the wifi thing out of the wall, Max. 815 01:00:41,679 --> 01:00:43,320 Everything is gone. 816 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,559 Protect children against poverty THE LEFT. 817 01:01:22,719 --> 01:01:24,119 Did you bring my bag? 818 01:01:24,239 --> 01:01:26,280 What kind of bag? There was nothing inside. -The Dynamo bag. 819 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,800 There was no bag. -Sure there was. 820 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,880 No. -By the window. 821 01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:33,119 You're an idiot. -We can't get back inside again. 822 01:01:34,039 --> 01:01:36,800 All the windows are broken. You can't close them anymore. 823 01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:39,239 Apparently they broke in through the back and the front. 824 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,400 Yeah. 825 01:01:40,679 --> 01:01:42,880 They even just left the ladder where it was, for when they come back. 826 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,320 Can you burn it? 827 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,719 We did that once. 828 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,480 The cops really stopped in Klotzsche where I burnt my old pocket pussy. 829 01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:09,480 I'd like to blow it up with a firecracker. 830 01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:11,400 Get the fuck out of here! 831 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,880 I'm throwing up. 832 01:02:25,079 --> 01:02:27,159 Max, can you come here, please? 833 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,000 Please take a picture. -I'm puking. 834 01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:35,639 Yeah, you have to stand straight. 835 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,239 Landlord, see you. 836 01:02:42,639 --> 01:02:43,840 Good night. 837 01:03:07,239 --> 01:03:09,320 I'm so full of shit. 838 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:22,920 Create - not adminstrate - the future. FREE DEMOCRATIC PARTY 839 01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:26,199 Give me that. 840 01:03:30,199 --> 01:03:31,880 Lol, lol, lol... 841 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,199 Man, what's wrong with you? You pathetic piece of shit. 842 01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:39,199 May I invade you? -No, you may not. 843 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,800 This thing is entirely blunt, as far as I know. 844 01:03:42,039 --> 01:03:44,039 This one? -Yes, well... 845 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,639 He tried to, I mean the machete man, 846 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,360 he tried to sharpen it, the curvature, with a plate. 847 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,840 Oh man, there's still dust on it. -No, that's cream cheese. 848 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,920 Curtis, don't you want a beer? 849 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,239 That's not Curtis, it's the machete man. 850 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,159 It's the machete man... -That's why the machete is here. 851 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,320 Where did he...? -He kicked in the door at The Landlord's. 852 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,480 He destroyed everything, didn't he? 853 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:13,199 He flipped, because he was... Dunno. 854 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,079 But the thing with his wifi and his computer, that was a bit too much. 855 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,760 The thing is, had I not taken the computer, 856 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,320 you would have seen it cut into pieces. 857 01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:27,039 Oh, so it wasn't sold, but minced. 858 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,920 Man, he jumped through this door... 859 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,559 I wanted to keep him away, because he was on... I don't know. 860 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,000 He destroyed it? -He chopped the whole place up. 861 01:04:35,199 --> 01:04:36,920 We took all the stuff and... 862 01:04:37,079 --> 01:04:38,119 Who's the machete man? 863 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,159 You don't even wanna know. -Is it this big one? 864 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,960 It's an entirely insane guy. -The big guy from the main train station? 865 01:04:43,239 --> 01:04:45,760 Yes, oi. -A big one and like this here? 866 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,840 I know him. -You don't know him. 867 01:04:48,039 --> 01:04:49,679 He looks like he could be your big brother. 868 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,880 You don't know him. -You really don't. 869 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,360 Man, the windows were open again at the Landlord's. 870 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,960 You know why? -They're broken, no? He can't close them. 871 01:04:59,159 --> 01:05:01,159 I've got no clue... no clue, no clue... 872 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,639 You wanna know why they were broken? 873 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,679 So the Landlord can't lock the place anymore. 874 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,880 So you can always enter with the ladder. 875 01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:10,000 No, because like I said, I gave him money and stuff 876 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,440 and one night I was really ill, 877 01:05:12,679 --> 01:05:14,599 completely ill, like with fever 878 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,840 and I'm standing outside at two or three in the morning 879 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,519 and then he tells me, him and Danilo were told not to open the door. 880 01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,559 Yes, we were supposed not to open the door. 881 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,440 The Landlord always said that. 882 01:05:26,639 --> 01:05:28,519 That fat lazy beanbag is sitting there in the corner, 883 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,159 I'm like, bam, kicking in the fucking door, man. 884 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,840 He asks me: Where are the keys? 885 01:05:34,159 --> 01:05:37,840 Me: Pow, punch him in the face. I told him: You give me the keys now. 886 01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:40,119 Because the keys stay here now. Period. 887 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,280 And if you go get some food or whatever, you get back in 888 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,079 because the other one is still there. 889 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,880 Then he told me I'm a faggot. -The Landlord? 890 01:05:49,119 --> 01:05:51,320 So I said, hey, bro, your ex-girl was here, 891 01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,360 Please sort it out with her. 892 01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:55,679 He looks at me, completely on whatever substances, 893 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,400 "I'm not scared of you, or what." 894 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,239 Yelling at me, saying "You faggot..." 895 01:06:01,559 --> 01:06:03,480 I open the door, look at the girls, at the guy and tell him, 896 01:06:03,639 --> 01:06:05,320 this happens when you call someone a faggot. 897 01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:08,199 I was totally wasted anyway, turn around and just, wham-bam, 898 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,760 right out the flow of my movement, like a boxer. 899 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,440 You know. Bam. It just clapped like this, 900 01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:16,320 but it was my fist making that noise when I hit his face. 901 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,159 He just flew across the apartment. 902 01:06:19,519 --> 01:06:20,639 Boy! 903 01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,639 I just told him again and again that I'll kill him. 904 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,840 I told him again and again: I'll kill you, I'll kill you. 905 01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:29,840 I'll kill you. I don't care. -That's where his nightmares come from. 906 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,119 We have to talk about that, too. 907 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,320 Listen, I had a metal rod in my hands. 908 01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:36,159 I swung, twice... 909 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,400 I thought if I start hitting him now, I might never stop again. 910 01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:41,800 I had really sick thoughts in that moment, 911 01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:43,840 because I was completely ill... 912 01:06:44,159 --> 01:06:46,679 I MISS MY MOM. 913 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,039 Hi everybody and welcome to my new video. 914 01:06:53,239 --> 01:06:56,400 You guys have requested knives and I chose this one. 915 01:06:57,519 --> 01:06:59,239 I purchased it myself 916 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,079 and of course it wasn't provided in this case. 917 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:05,360 And this is how it looks, first impression: gold. 918 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,280 It's both matt and shiny here on the blade and the knife handle. 919 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:13,000 And the blade's end is pointed, 920 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,840 in order to penetrate matter more easily. 921 01:07:17,519 --> 01:07:19,480 And it looks quite fancy, doesn't it. 922 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,199 Let's have a look at the centering of the blade. 923 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,199 Considerable, let's say 60 to the right and 40 to the left side. 924 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,480 So, if you collect these knives and just want to put it in your cabinet, 925 01:07:33,719 --> 01:07:36,280 this one will serve you well. 926 01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:38,880 But if you really want to cut or saw things with it, 927 01:07:39,119 --> 01:07:41,920 you'd certainly have to get a new knife once a month. 928 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,519 I think you know not to expect 929 01:07:45,679 --> 01:07:47,880 very high quality for this price, 930 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,800 but you definitely get a cool item, that really looks amazing. 931 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,079 Have fun with it for those who are going to purchase it 932 01:07:54,239 --> 01:07:55,440 and to everybody else, 933 01:07:55,599 --> 01:07:56,719 see you soon! 934 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,639 Yours, Max Herzberg. 935 01:08:06,719 --> 01:08:09,360 In your position I actually think it's quite risky. 936 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,760 I mean anybody here could take a picture of you and upload it. 937 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,679 And if your boss sees that, you're fucked. 938 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,880 Yeah, but my boss won't ever see it because he's 59 years old. 939 01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:21,000 He won't ever see it? 940 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,079 I'm on a good path to being so successful, 941 01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,680 that I can be free of having to work one day. 942 01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:32,840 Do you really think that? I thought the other way around. 943 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,159 I thought you'll work so hard, 944 01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:37,880 you won't have to be a YouTube creator anymore one day. 945 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,880 Herzberg. Can we take a picture? -My name is: Hail my leader! 946 01:08:45,199 --> 01:08:47,760 Of course you can. -We only come as a pair. 947 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,119 Work has a way bigger future than YouTube, doesn't it? 948 01:08:58,359 --> 01:09:00,640 YouTube is always depending on trends 949 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,279 and once the hype is gone you're nothing anymore. 950 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,159 It's too risky. -I'm not following trends. 951 01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,720 I never followed any kind of trend. -No, I know, but... 952 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,039 ...indirectly you're like a trend as well. 953 01:09:12,359 --> 01:09:16,520 Yes, but my consistency will never change. 954 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,239 And whatever I do doesn't change my consistency. 955 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,119 Yes, let's hope so. -Yes. 956 01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,640 I just think, let's say your fans grow older 957 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,840 and the new fans don't think it's that cool anymore, 958 01:09:31,159 --> 01:09:33,439 the youngsters, I mean... 959 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,239 Well... 960 01:09:39,239 --> 01:09:41,640 Are we just going to stay here the whole time? 961 01:09:47,319 --> 01:09:49,640 That's a comrade of the same party. 962 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,359 He knows. -Yes. 963 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,680 "Der Dritte Weg". (Far-right party) -We celebrated Sofia's birthday together. 964 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,359 Who was that again? -Sofia, with Elias and everybody. 965 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,399 Where you were, the other day. 966 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,800 Is Elias also with "Der Dritte Weg"? I don't know Elias yet. 967 01:10:04,039 --> 01:10:05,840 Elias is black. 968 01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:08,880 He's working in Dingolfing. In the BMW factory. 969 01:10:09,079 --> 01:10:12,279 Yes, I got that he's from Munich. Or he works there, I mean. 970 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,399 And he's quite a good pal of ours, 971 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:19,600 and me and Elias, and everyone, always when we're out partying... 972 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,399 best party! 973 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,319 You know, I'd much rather have an Elias 974 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,479 than for example this porn actress from the NPD (Far-Right Party). 975 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,600 The one who did gang-bang with all of them. 976 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,640 No, I also used to go to those rallies 977 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,119 and secret meetings by the NPD with this... 978 01:10:37,319 --> 01:10:38,680 what's his name again? 979 01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:46,079 Hey, where's everybody? 980 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,920 I have no idea. 981 01:10:48,079 --> 01:10:50,000 So we're standing here with just anybody? 982 01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:53,439 No, Max is there and Seibt is here. -Oh, ok. 983 01:11:14,199 --> 01:11:16,840 Say mulm. -Max, go away now, goddamn. 984 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,079 Did she say go away from her? 985 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,880 Why? -You're a bad influence. 986 01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:24,600 You drink too much. 987 01:11:25,279 --> 01:11:26,800 Alright, go then. 988 01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:33,079 Hey, is this a provocation or do you want something from her or... 989 01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:34,680 This woman's drunk. 990 01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,439 Yes, but Max, control yourself, keep your hands to yourself. 991 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,359 You've got a girlfriend. -I'm not doing anything, am I? 992 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,800 Sure, Max. It's alright. 993 01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:47,199 Just relax now, will you? The night's still young. 994 01:11:47,359 --> 01:11:50,199 Yeah, she should fuck off, man. -Yeah, just wait. 995 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,800 Why are you looking at me like this? You're scaring me. 996 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,960 Hot. 997 01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:58,359 You're really scaring me. -Oi. 998 01:11:59,039 --> 01:12:01,039 Shut the fuck up. -No. 999 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,239 I don't even want to eat. -Sure, sure. 1000 01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:40,520 I'm just eating out of boredom. -Sure. 1001 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,039 You can also order something out of boredom. 1002 01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:47,880 We wanted to go to the driving range together some time to practice. 1003 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,159 By all means. 1004 01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:51,560 Are we still going to do that? -In the near future. 1005 01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:55,000 Stop saying "in the near future" all the time. -Well, treat me. Then I'm in. 1006 01:12:55,159 --> 01:12:57,840 Just tell me which day. Why should I treat you, you wanted to... 1007 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,119 You want something, not me. I haven't asked for this. 1008 01:13:03,039 --> 01:13:05,760 No, I don't want to destroy my car driving it for the first time. 1009 01:13:06,119 --> 01:13:10,279 You know, then the clutch or the gear won't work properly. It shouldn't be like that. 1010 01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:12,760 Oh, so you'd rather do it with Seibt again instead of me? 1011 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,399 It's not about the person... 1012 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,720 It's about you're spending less time with me than with everybody else. 1013 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,039 Yes. 1014 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,640 What did the gynecologist say actually the other day? 1015 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,600 With this chlamydia or whatever you said. 1016 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,560 Just asking, you know... 1017 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,439 You're such a retard. 1018 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:39,920 Why? 1019 01:13:45,079 --> 01:13:47,359 I just want to keep up the conversation. 1020 01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:08,199 Next time we'll dine in company again. 1021 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,680 But we are in company. 1022 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,479 We have each other, don't we? 1023 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,159 Yes, and the jews underneath the floor boards. 1024 01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,840 Well... 1025 01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:28,479 I'm trying to be romantic. 1026 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,479 You aren't romantic. -I need to take a shit. 1027 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:36,359 Will you please order the bill meanwhile? Love you. 1028 01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:33,039 No, you need to go towards the ferris wheel. 1029 01:15:34,239 --> 01:15:36,279 And then first corner right, 1030 01:15:37,039 --> 01:15:39,039 so towards your left. 1031 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,760 We're right wing, goddamn. Keep going. We're right wing. 1032 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,960 Or right. -We're right wing. 1033 01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:51,239 Well, anyway towards the ferris wheel. -The center is great as well. 1034 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,000 Damnit, keep your fingers away, goddamn! 1035 01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:56,239 Where are your lederhosen? 1036 01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:58,680 We're east German low-lifes, we can't afford... 1037 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,520 Why? You get them at Kik's. 1038 01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,600 We're collecting deposit bottles, we can't afford lederhosen. 1039 01:16:05,399 --> 01:16:07,359 Inside the tents it's the absolute best. 1040 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,560 You'll never experience anything like it. 1041 01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:13,159 It's beautiful inside. -Yes. 1042 01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:15,760 And we can't go in because we've lost everyone. 1043 01:16:16,119 --> 01:16:19,359 Hey, Doris. Hey, where are you coming from now? 1044 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,880 Man, what did you do with him? 1045 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,760 You have some change? 1046 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,960 We're gambling-addicts and collect deposit bottles. 1047 01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:54,600 Adlersson! -Yeah, there he is. Here. 1048 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,239 That's Herzberg. 1049 01:16:56,399 --> 01:16:58,399 Excuse me, are you Adlersson? -Yes. 1050 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,159 Wow! Fucking hell! 1051 01:17:00,399 --> 01:17:02,560 Can we take a picture? -'Course! 1052 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,880 You really rock, man. -Thanks, likewise. 1053 01:17:05,239 --> 01:17:08,359 See you! Have fun, guys! -Likewise! Don't drink too much. 1054 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:12,479 Are you still addicted to gambling? -Seventh day without gambling now. 1055 01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:15,640 I have no money at all. 1056 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,000 I'm working part-time, I'm five years younger than you. 1057 01:17:18,199 --> 01:17:20,000 Inkognito is way too hetero for me! 1058 01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:22,920 And if you're too greedy to give me two Euros, 1059 01:17:23,079 --> 01:17:25,479 but you're throwing 20 Euros in the slot machine, 1060 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,680 please, it's your business, I don't care. 1061 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,560 Yeah... -Gay as a window! 1062 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,239 That's got nothing to do with it. -No, I don't give a shit, fuck it. 1063 01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,479 Inkognito fucks children. -True that. 1064 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,359 And animals. -And he tortures animals. 1065 01:17:38,079 --> 01:17:40,680 I really need small change. -They never heard your name, man. 1066 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,840 What a bummer. -Is that inkognito? 1067 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,000 Yeah, give me a little change, will you? 1068 01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:48,079 Where is Hector Panzer? -Hector Panzer is here somewhere. 1069 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,640 Get the fuck out of the Oktoberfest! 1070 01:17:58,079 --> 01:17:59,880 But now I've found you. 1071 01:18:00,199 --> 01:18:01,359 Yuck! 1072 01:18:05,359 --> 01:18:07,319 Yuck, you taste salty. 1073 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,279 Someone needs cocaine? 1074 01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,640 Yes, me! 1075 01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:15,520 And Hector Panzer! 1076 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,880 Dude! 1077 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:22,680 You lousy pig! 1078 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,640 Give me anything, I'll chug it. 1079 01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:26,520 A glass of water, a glass of water... 1080 01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:45,520 Fuck off! 1081 01:18:46,359 --> 01:18:47,560 Man, fuck off! 1082 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,359 Don't you touch her! 1083 01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:05,000 Fuck off! 1084 01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:06,680 Shut the fuck up! 1085 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,840 Just stop it! 1086 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,800 Help, he's molesting me! 1087 01:20:19,359 --> 01:20:21,119 Heil Hitler! 1088 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,039 Hey, he's molesting me! 1089 01:20:24,279 --> 01:20:25,760 He's molesting me! 1090 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,039 Assholes! 1091 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,760 Fuck! He's gone! 1092 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,560 Where's David? 1093 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:02,159 David! David! 1094 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:04,760 Fuck! 1095 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,279 Come with me now, they've been attacking me all along. 1096 01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:12,680 And you give them a hug. -Who? 1097 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,640 Well, these Chinese here! 1098 01:21:19,119 --> 01:21:20,840 They're attacking me! 1099 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,479 Hey, what are you doing?! 1100 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:54,159 No! Cut the crap now. 1101 01:21:54,279 --> 01:21:58,039 Did you look into your own face, goddamn? -I hit them, too. I hit him, too. 1102 01:21:58,159 --> 01:22:01,239 You didn't do shit! You were laying on the ground crying. 1103 01:22:01,319 --> 01:22:03,640 They attacked me with three guys, man. I hit... 1104 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,640 Don't you ever fucking scare me like this again! 1105 01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,520 Now you're in trouble! 1106 01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:11,159 First thing you do, I hit... -Shut the fuck up, man! 1107 01:22:12,159 --> 01:22:15,439 Finished, finished, my friend! Tell your friends we're finished! 1108 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,800 Hello, finished, finished. -Yeah, so fuck off, then! 1109 01:22:34,119 --> 01:22:38,079 The freedom of women is not negotiable! 1110 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:42,600 ALTERNATIVE FOR GERMANY (Right-wing party) 1111 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,520 I really have to say, 1112 01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:23,479 this was an amazing day today! 1113 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,279 Boy, I... I should have joined you, after all. 1114 01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,079 It would have been a really kick-ass brawl, man. 1115 01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:46,239 No, that would have escalated so badly, 1116 01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:48,039 it was bad enough anyway. 1117 01:23:48,159 --> 01:23:50,279 But, man, you should have seen it, Freddy. 1118 01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:53,199 It just sucks in Dresden. 1119 01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:55,920 Everyone knows me here, I can't just rumble around. 1120 01:23:56,319 --> 01:23:58,920 Man, I would have smashed them. Dude. I, I... 1121 01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:03,640 Man, we would have seen blood! The blood, I need it again! 1122 01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,720 I hit this guy so precisely, it's simply... 1123 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,720 Even more beautiful isn't possible. You couldn't have done it any better. 1124 01:24:15,199 --> 01:24:17,600 Bam, and his face was puree! 1125 01:24:32,119 --> 01:24:34,760 East, East, East Germany! East, East, East Germany! 1126 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,000 You're so insane! 1127 01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:57,239 The Landlord is racist! The Landlord is racist! 1128 01:25:08,079 --> 01:25:09,159 Yeah, oi. 1129 01:25:10,199 --> 01:25:13,359 How's this happening, how did you do it? -I'm wondering myself. 1130 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,640 How did you do this? -I've got no clue. 1131 01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:18,159 More than 4000 people, do you think they'll let everybody in? 1132 01:25:18,359 --> 01:25:19,920 I hope not! 1133 01:27:42,319 --> 01:27:44,880 My anus is frayed. 1134 01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,279 Here we go, celebrate, drink, man, let's go! 1135 01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,159 Goldkrone! 1136 01:29:50,279 --> 01:29:54,239 What happened here is so sick! -Dude. 1137 01:29:55,119 --> 01:29:58,640 How are you, Seibt? -I just wanna sleep. 1138 01:29:59,119 --> 01:30:01,119 What? -I wanna sleep. 1139 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,880 Whoever pulls his weener out gets a free drink! 1140 01:30:07,199 --> 01:30:09,880 All night long until the end! 1141 01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:12,800 Oi. Egg them on, dickhead. 1142 01:30:13,159 --> 01:30:14,600 Weeners out! 1143 01:30:15,039 --> 01:30:17,960 Weener out and you'll get free drinks on my ass! 1144 01:30:18,199 --> 01:30:19,880 I'm really wasted, bro. 1145 01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:22,159 I've been on my feet for so many hours, man. 1146 01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:26,880 If you have to puke, you tell me, alright? 1147 01:30:28,079 --> 01:30:29,960 Do you need some water? -What? 1148 01:30:30,079 --> 01:30:31,079 Pull your weener out! 1149 01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:32,600 Do you want some water? -Yes, please. 1150 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,840 You're supposed to pull your weener out! I want to see weeners! 1151 01:30:35,079 --> 01:30:37,239 Hey, can someone get me a water or something? 1152 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,279 Here, take a sip. 1153 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,319 Let me sit next to him. 1154 01:30:54,279 --> 01:30:55,640 I can't... 1155 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000 I love you, Elias. 1156 01:31:03,399 --> 01:31:05,239 I love you! 1157 01:33:01,039 --> 01:33:07,359 David and his Girlfriend A. broke up again. She is now a military soldier in the army. 1158 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:17,960 Freddy finally got his driving license. 1159 01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:28,279 Elias gave up his job for his career as an influencer. 1160 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:39,479 Sascha, The Landlord, has broken off contact to the group. 1161 01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:50,920 YouTube has removed "AdlerssonPictures". 1162 01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:01,560 But through his other channels, Max has even more subscribers today than ever before. 87824

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