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Of course, the machete
is linked in the video description.
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If you accept,
I'll beat the shit out of you.
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Chug it, chug it,
chug it for my fans.
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Mulm!
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00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,719
But... Actually I couldn't
show you anything else,
6
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because my content
is always like...
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Just whatever I'm doing,
8
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I point the camera at it
now and then.
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That has never changed.
10
00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,039
And if the camera
isn't running,
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the exact same things
would still be happening.
12
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Sometimes it's much worse
when the camera is turned off.
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I mean, when I'm editing a video
and upload it, I'm fully conscious...
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Yay!
-Yay!
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You fucking pig, yay!
-Finest wine!
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Finest champagne! Mulm!
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That was simply beautiful!
18
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Ouch, burnt myself.
19
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Take it already.
-Dirty Jew!
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Oh boy, please.
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Wow, really good!
-Finest melon!
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Hey Adlersson, that's disgusting!
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Yeah, yay...
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Landlord, stand aside, will you.
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The finest Japanese!
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Let's go, please!
-Where do you wanna go?
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They'll fuck us
only for the melon already.
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Which melon?
29
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That was them, wasn't it?
30
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And now guess who got you home.
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Oi, yay.
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Mulm!
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Uhm... Hello?
34
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How do you know
a sausage is ready?
35
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Well, by shooting the vlog!
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That's a selfie,
dickhead!
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Tomorrow it's happening!
No, wait, the day after tomorrow.
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Try the sausage. Hello?
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Ouch, it is damn hot.
-Cool.
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That's what I wanted to hear.
There you go, it's yours.
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How many rounds?
-All of them...
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How am I supposed
to chug half the wine?
43
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No, drink half
and I finish the other half.
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Hey, that's Kaliskaya.
45
00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,800
He's following you and Max, too.
On Instagram...
46
00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:03,519
That's correct.
47
00:05:03,639 --> 00:05:04,639
Hello?
48
00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,879
Knock it back, already!
-You're supposed to drink it!
49
00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,759
Yeah,
I'd like to get pissed with you...
50
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He wants to outdrink me,
but doesn't drink a drop...
51
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He wants to bullshit the guy.
-He wants to bullshit me.
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Max?
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Half a bottle each.
-Well...
54
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Who's on TS right here?
-Shut the fuck up.
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Wait a sec.
TS-guys, who's online?
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Martin... No!
-I'll screw your mothers!
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We're drinking now!
-Martin...
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Shut your face!
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He's right, he's right.
Just drink, now!
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Well, there's a guy with balls,
for a change!
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Hey, we won't chug it.
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The challenge is
just finishing first.
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Ok?
-Take your time.
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I loose voluntarily.
65
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What kind of shit is that?
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Do you know how much that is?
-I can't chug it like this.
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That's at least 150 ml.
-Give me the headset again.
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I can't drink it like this.
I'd have to puke.
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You got anything
to mix it with?
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I really have to say...
-Martin!
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...I salute you!
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I won drinking
against Adlersson!
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That's correct.
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Dude, how do you do that?
-You know that bloke?
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Martin, statement?
-No, not Martin.
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Shall I give a statement
to Adlersson's vlog, now?
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Well, tell the audience
why you defeated me.
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Paul?
-Yes?
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Why did I defeat Max?
-Dunno.
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Dunno.
-Because you're a fucking hog!
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That's correct.
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He's just faltering.
Martin, statement!
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I admit,
I lost the booze contest.
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The bottle of vodka is gone
and this man won.
85
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The vodka was on your ass,
by the way.
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No, my flatmate's ass.
-This guy can't bear it no more.
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Whose?
-My flatmate's.
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What was I about to say?
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No, I'm really fine.
We're having corn and coffee.
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Boy, I haven't ordered any coffee.
-No? Someone else?
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What?
-The Landlord, no?
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Martin...
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we're having coffee.
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Around 11.30 pm
I'll have a car again.
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Oi.
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00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,800
Ok. Hmm.
97
00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,040
And this is the final.
98
00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,959
No, stop. Hello,
just leave it there, will you?!
99
00:07:20,079 --> 00:07:22,040
No doubt.
-No, leave it there!
100
00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,199
Just leave it there, dude,
are you retarded?
101
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,279
Ok.
102
00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:27,480
Whoever knocks
this one back first...
103
00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:29,839
...is the king
of this fucking evening, ok?
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00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,560
For all I care.
-Then give me your fatty hand.
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Paul?
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00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:40,279
Yes, do you need anything?
-F-f-f-fatty hand on it?
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00:07:40,399 --> 00:07:42,560
What do you need?
-Fatty hand on it?
108
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What?
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My fucking fatty hand on it.
110
00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:50,720
Look at my hand.
Is it fat? Yes, isn't it?
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Yes, your hand is fat.
112
00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,959
And your hand is full of honor.
-But open it first.
113
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Yeah, I'll open both now.
-Do you need tissues or something?
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No, we don't. Hello?
What's wrong with you?
115
00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:04,079
Ok, we'll grab it simultaneously.
You'll give us a signal...
116
00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:05,360
Ok, I will.
117
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,560
And only then
are we allowed to touch the bottle.
118
00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,839
Ok.
-And then we down it.
119
00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,040
No, no, no.
120
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,199
Yes, yes.
121
00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,160
You give us the signal.
122
00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,519
Hand on it.
-Ok, three, two, one...
123
00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,040
Hello?
-No, put it back down.
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Ok, there we go.
125
00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,600
It's already too late.
126
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,560
Knock that shit back, brother.
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00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,120
Man, both of you
still have a sip left.
128
00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,440
Both of you still have a sip left.
Come on, one sip each.
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00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,240
And how are we
deciding this now?
130
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Who's the winner now?
131
00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,480
Hey, that stuff smells
actually really good.
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That's not an answer
to my fucking...
133
00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,279
I have to see the bath.
Really, that was very stupid.
134
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,159
You know, I'm standing
fucking straight, you pig.
135
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,399
I'll gas you.
136
00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,159
Well, gas me then.
137
00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,679
I already am.
-No doubt.
138
00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:15,879
Shut up,
I'll kill you.
139
00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,399
The windows have to be closed.
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Otherwise the gassing
is ineffective, you pig.
141
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Did you deserve this?
142
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,679
Well, I'm...
143
00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,879
Hello, please,
calm down.
144
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:42,120
I knew I'd drink you
under the table, you pig.
145
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,039
Only with
deodorant spray, right?
146
00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,759
Yeah, no, no.
I'm inhaling this just like you.
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00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,879
Leave it there.
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00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,679
Your snot's all over the place,
you scumbag. Oh, boy.
149
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You told me to gas you,
so I'm gassing you.
150
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,240
I quote: "Gas me."
151
00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,279
And I'm following
your command.
152
00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,320
Ok, there you go.
-Well, I am.
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00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:25,919
Oi!
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00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,279
Got the car again.
155
00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:31,399
Well, how long will you take,
dickhead?
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00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:35,519
I wouldn't...
If you...
157
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,840
Are you really spraying...
I ordered this online, dude.
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00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,320
I just pressed it
very briefly.
159
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,039
I was trying to
gas him all along.
160
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,799
Hey, maybe we don't have to
finish it, you know?
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00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000
Oh, ok. Sure.
162
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,840
But this one's ok, isn't it?
-Yes, you can finish that.
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I hope so.
-No, dude.
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He deserved it,
this fucking bastard.
165
00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:04,360
What kind of stuff is that?
-Glass cleaner.
166
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,480
Well, his glasses need to be cleaned.
-You pig!
167
00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:10,440
Yeah, no, no perfume,
you scumbag!
168
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:12,720
Mulm!
169
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,720
Ouch.
170
00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:21,639
Jesus Christ, ouch.
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00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,559
Mulm!
172
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,159
Man, he's coming again.
173
00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:42,120
Take your fists down!
174
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,519
No, let's, let's...
175
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,559
He really goes for it,
doesn't he?
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00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:53,799
Let's... till tomorrow.
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Tomorrow!
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What do you want, now?
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I want you to puke.
180
00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:03,679
I'm not puking.
181
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,159
Oh, boy,
take your undies down.
182
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:10,519
Come here!
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00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,600
Oh boy,
what are you doing?
184
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,080
What's wrong with you?
185
00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,559
Give me your shorts,
they belong to me now.
186
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,720
He really undresses.
That's so gay.
187
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,919
They're mine now.
I'll put them on now.
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00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,159
Oi.
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00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,399
Mulm!
190
00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:32,159
Mulm!
191
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,840
You pathetic piece of shit,
the fidget spinner's mine now.
192
00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:38,399
What's his Instagram name again?
193
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:40,480
God of Wine?
194
00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:46,320
God of Wine...?
195
00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:50,120
Alright, God of puke.
-Oh, stop it now, you retard.
196
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,799
That's gross.
-Yeah...
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00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,080
Oh boy, I...
Oh, please.
198
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,879
Oh boy, no way,
sorry, close it.
199
00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:00,840
When I smell puke
I have to puke, too.
200
00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:03,720
I'll get something
to clean up, stay calm.
201
00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,519
Hi everybody and
welcome to my new video,
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today the second unboxing
of a Ross Antony Deluxe Box,
203
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which is only 30.99 Euros again.
204
00:14:58,279 --> 00:14:59,919
Let's take a look what's in it.
205
00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,960
Ok, first of all
we have this mask here.
206
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,799
"Wanks" a lot!
(Thanks a lot!)
207
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,399
That's Korunas.
208
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:33,080
It's only 40 but, anyway,
I'll invest it in cheap wine.
209
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,039
My wallet's gone but...
210
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:39,679
Do you want to kiss each other?
-No.
211
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,120
You're sick with your
fucking schnapps, dude.
212
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,879
When you get it as a birthday present
from your parents...
213
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,639
You're 18 already?
-No, 15.
214
00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:03,960
No way!
-Yes.
215
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,159
You sick fuck.
-Wanna see my ID?
216
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,440
No, absolutely not!
Rather hand it over to those guys.
217
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:14,559
I'll fuck your face.
218
00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:17,039
In your face!
219
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,320
This pig pussies out again.
I'm freaking out.
220
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,720
Have fun with the album
musically and physically,
221
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,559
if you treated yourselves
to the box.
222
00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:33,759
See you soon and
I love you all.
223
00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:45,720
Oi.
-Oi.
224
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,480
Well...
225
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,679
Well, we're unpacking
fan mail again, I guess.
226
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,000
Speak up, please.
-I said we're unpacking fan mail...
227
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,039
...and Menzer should get
the fuck out of my car.
228
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,240
Laugh my ass off.
229
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,039
I'll take that sticker.
-I couldn't care less.
230
00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,000
That's... Well...
231
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,759
A deck of cards.
232
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,759
The trainee's book of etiquette 2014.
-Wank you.
233
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,759
I'm hoping for an energy drink
in the fan mail, I'm really thirsty.
234
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,240
Boy, please!
235
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,960
You threw it over to me, didn't you?
-Yes, but for using it outside, not here.
236
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,279
Oh boy, what the fuck.
237
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,880
Oh, boy...
-Boy!
238
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,440
It's empty.
239
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:40,359
Subscribe Lacoste-Amanda
on YouTube.
240
00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,599
December 4th 2017, excellent!
241
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,000
What the...
242
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,559
Oh wait. I'll read this one,
some company sent that,
243
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,599
but asked me to unpack it
in a fan mail video.
244
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,319
Finest creatine.
245
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,160
Maybe I'm going to use it in terms of
my Adlersson-Transformation.
246
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,799
It's by PGN...
247
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,359
Oh, no.
248
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,839
Is that urine?
-Yep.
249
00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:11,000
I want to show it to the camera.
-Ok, sure.
250
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,720
Yeah, apparently
that's urine in a bottle.
251
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,359
Lousy hobos.
252
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,599
Why, that's 25 Cent.
253
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,480
It stinks in here. Well...
254
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,319
There's no URL,
but just google PNG,
255
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,200
PGN I mean, and then...
256
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,279
That's your business.
-Oi.
257
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,400
What?
258
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,920
"The Landlord is a racist."
-That's true.
259
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,279
Elias: "Work's calling 8i"
260
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,880
There you go.
261
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,400
What time is it actually?
262
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,039
We'll have to hurry up...
-Huh?
263
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,200
...if we wanna give blood later.
264
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,519
And then we'll wash the car.
265
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,240
I'll have to see juvenile court assistance
after blood donation.
266
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,440
And after that?
-Yes, after that. Dunno...
267
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
I've got time today.
-I'll google for a scrap yard.
268
00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:23,640
You'll crash
at my place again, anyway.
269
00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:24,839
Fuck.
270
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,799
No, I've got the house for myself.
You can crash at my place.
271
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh yeah, true.
272
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,400
You can have the couch.
It's fat enough for you.
273
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,359
No, I got driving lessons tomorrow.
274
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,960
That's crap.
275
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,839
Alright, have a nice day!
-Yep!
276
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,119
I'll get myself some ice cream.
277
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,640
I'll be off then.
-Yeah, ok. But wait for me.
278
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,440
So, let's see.
279
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,559
All good.
280
00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:32,400
Leave it on for two
or three hours, alright?
281
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:33,640
Yes.
282
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,400
You're ok?
You look a bit pale.
283
00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:37,200
I always do.
-Sure?
284
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:38,400
I'm good.
285
00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:40,640
Drink something when you leave.
-Yes.
286
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,680
And get some ice cream.
287
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,559
Thanks a lot.
-Yep.
288
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,640
Have a nice day!
-Ok, thanks.
289
00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:54,319
Chug it, you cunts.
-Of course!
290
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,319
Shouldn't we go get some more schnapps?
But real schnapps, for a change?
291
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,799
This one's not tasty.
292
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,920
Can we get Berliner Luft,
or something?
293
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,640
Whatever it's on your ass, my pleasure.
-Treat us!
294
00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:13,960
See?
-Fuck you!
295
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,440
I don't have much money.
-No...
296
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,000
We could have gone to your place,
you've got schnapps, don't you?
297
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,319
I don't have schnapps at home.
298
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,279
Not you, him.
-No, I don't have schnapps at home.
299
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,400
No...
300
00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:26,839
Why should you have schnapps at home?
You don't drink alone at home, do you?
301
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,240
Tastes ghastly, boy.
-It's true.
302
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,359
I'll start a livestream,
once the wifi works.
303
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,200
Mulm.
-First thing, block her.
304
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,160
Boy.
-Will you stop filming me, man?
305
00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:43,440
So, tell us what we're doing here.
306
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,119
Well, we're hanging out,
chilling, and...
307
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,160
...the booze is here, too.
308
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,240
So have a sip!
-Oh boy, no way! It tastes so disgusting.
309
00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:53,960
Chug that shit now.
310
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,720
Chug the shandy, come on.
311
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,640
Come on!
-Knock it back!
312
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:03,519
Nothings gone yet.
-Chug the beer, you fucking bastard.
313
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,680
Come on, come on,
come on!
314
00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:06,440
Yeah, there you go.
315
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,519
Knock it back,
knock it back. Let's go!
316
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,920
Come on, come on,
come on...
317
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,119
Next video's coming in the near future.
-There's still something left, no?
318
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:15,240
It's empty,
that's foam, man.
319
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,000
Yeah, alright.
We'll let you get away with it.
320
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,839
Will you please stop your own livestream?
321
00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:21,279
It's useless,
everybody is watching him!
322
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,240
I don't care.
-Then I'll start another one.
323
00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:25,359
Let's see
if you can save it afterwards.
324
00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:28,119
Yes it's gonna be there,
you can save it or set it to private.
325
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,200
Well, I'd like to upload it.
If you pull yourselves together now.
326
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,599
Yes, you can upload it.
327
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,960
Read us the comments.
-What do you think about wanking?
328
00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:36,079
You're supposed to read us the comments.
-I don't want to read them.
329
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:39,200
"I'd be interested in shoving
this gentleman's ears
330
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,079
up my anu..." Oh boy!
331
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,200
Lol. "Max, go home
and let these losers alone."
332
00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:48,480
No way,
I'm delighted by their misery.
333
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,759
Fuck you.
-Fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
334
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200
"Sieg Heil..."
-Shut the fuck up, will you?
335
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,640
That's what is says.
-Don't read it then.
336
00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:58,759
I'm just saying what...
337
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,039
It's simply beautiful.
338
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,279
"Seibt denies the honeycaust."
339
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,599
Better watch their stream.
340
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,279
"...fat Seibt is fat."
-You don't say...
341
00:23:11,839 --> 00:23:13,359
"Sieg Heil..."
342
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,440
Boy, you're not supposed
to talk bullshit here!
343
00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:18,920
I'll cut off your fucking micro penis
and force you to eat it, you pig.
344
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,039
"David Homonkulos:
Oh boy, fuck he can read."
345
00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:28,119
I'm shitting my pants.
346
00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:30,279
Keep insulting this bastard
reading all this shit.
347
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,680
He's really the last wanker.
-Shut the fuck up and read it yourself.
348
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:34,839
Get the fuck out off my...
-Fuck off, you piece of shit.
349
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,880
Get the fuck out of my livestream...
-Get the the fuck out of my country!
350
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,960
Read this one up here,
that's simply beautiful.
351
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,839
"Bullying Seibt because he is overweight
is anti-social."
352
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,319
"He doesn't deserve that."
353
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,119
"Just kidding,
that fat fuck deserves it."
354
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,480
"He who eats like a pig,
can bear the bullying."
355
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,519
Boy!
-It's so beautiful.
356
00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:54,240
"Inkognito tickles fat Seibt anally."
Boy...
357
00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,160
Please stop it.
358
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,960
"Wank you so much."
359
00:23:58,079 --> 00:24:00,039
"I want to give Seibt a titty fuck."
360
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,559
"Hector Panzer is a decent nigger."
-Boy, please!
361
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,920
That's what it says...
-Oh, that's what it says...
362
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,160
"Adolf Hitler is
The Landlord's foster father."
363
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:14,799
Stop it, will you?
364
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720
I'll fuck your face.
365
00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:20,200
Boy!
-My nose is hurting.
366
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,400
Hello?
367
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,599
Oh boy, now I hit
that thing because of you.
368
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,880
You fucking rats.
369
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:37,039
That wasn't me!
-Man, leave the...
370
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,720
Oh boy!
371
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,000
Dude, you dickhead.
372
00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:47,200
Wait a sec.
373
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,880
That was really
absolutely sick yesterday.
374
00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:56,359
Well, I'm going to have
all the videos sent to me,
375
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,799
that he put on Instagram
376
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,160
and report him to the police.
377
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,279
Because the house owner
is charging me now,
378
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,839
I'm gonna get kicked out of the apartment
without the rental deposit.
379
00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:07,519
And I will take
legal action against that.
380
00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:09,599
But Moritz...
381
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:10,799
Fuck you!
382
00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,640
What's this guy's problem again now?
383
00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:14,559
He really pisses me off, dude.
384
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,359
It's so retarded.
385
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:18,480
Ooh, I ran out of fuel,
ooh, I got to get up early tomorrow,
386
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,119
ooh, I'm a jew.
387
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,279
Boy, Max,
it's agairiothebellpaunch...
388
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,240
Itagairothebellpaunchaargh...
389
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,839
Fuck you, David,
fuck you!
390
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,599
Man, Freddy, can you simply finish recording
your voice messages until the end,
391
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,759
without abruptly stopping,
or speak a bit clearly?
392
00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:34,920
You only get
the half of what you're saying.
393
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,160
Boy, fuck you guys,
The Landlord is still a racis...
394
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,079
Shut your stupid shabby gob,
you filthy son of a bitch
395
00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:42,839
or I'll fuck your mum,
you ugly bastard.
396
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,079
I'm throwing up thinking about this scum
I'm in the same group with.
397
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,920
Hereby I'm spitting
in your face.
398
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,680
Man, please. Marius.
399
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,440
Mulm, mulm, mulm...
400
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,599
What's going on
in the deposit-jews-gang today?
401
00:25:56,839 --> 00:25:58,720
Do you want total war?
-Human trash...
402
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,400
Waaaaaank.
-Sieg Heil, the war was awesome!
403
00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:06,880
Oi, finally WhatsApp again,
you pig.
404
00:26:07,079 --> 00:26:09,039
Get the fuck out of my group!
405
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:20,079
Tastes alright.
406
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,119
The heat smacks you so hard, man.
-Oh boy, I'm so dizzy.
407
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,480
It's super hot.
408
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,880
34 degrees or something.
-Aren't you used to that?
409
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,440
Well, since I'm living in racist east Germany
I'm not used to that anymore.
410
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,720
You filthy dog.
-Oi.
411
00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:40,759
That's you as a dog.
412
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,960
Boy, that dog's really sweet,
I can see it in his eyes.
413
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,519
That's you.
414
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,319
What's wrong with you guys?
415
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,039
What's his name? Matthias?
-No, Elias.
416
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,680
Oh, Elias.
-Yes.
417
00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:01,240
What the fuck.
The black Nazi Elias.
418
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:02,920
What the hell?
419
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:06,359
Black in the hood.
420
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,759
You're Kinch, dude.
From now on you're Kinch for me.
421
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,720
From Hogen's Heroes.
422
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,839
What the hell?
423
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,920
Man, I can't handle this.
424
00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:21,920
You think I can?
It's a shock for me, boy.
425
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,440
Listen, I'm going in there and you...
-That's black humor.
426
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,559
You're passing me like this.
427
00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:30,799
This is how you passed me.
-Yep.
428
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,880
It's only logical
I have to react, isn't it?
429
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,400
Doesn't matter,
you passed me like this, too, so I...
430
00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:37,960
No, you passed me like this.
431
00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:41,000
You guys came together like this.
432
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,480
Awesome, dude, awesome.
433
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,119
He speaks a perfect Saxon dialect.
I can't take it.
434
00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:50,640
I just can't take it.
435
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,480
That's awesome!
436
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,799
It's so awesome!
437
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,720
Come here, big boy.
438
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,200
Awesome, man, awesome!
439
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,480
And I always thought
you'd rub off on me,
440
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,480
but I'm still white.
441
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,359
You lousy pig!
442
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,880
You've gotten yourself
into something here...
443
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:25,680
We Dresden folk are the most amazing,
there won't be any better,
444
00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:29,119
so we travel to Aue
and act like it don't matter.
445
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,200
Hello.
-Yep.
446
00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:56,640
You have to do
something for me.
447
00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:59,000
I can't get onto the internet.
-What?
448
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,279
But that's Anja's...
449
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,440
No, Im not even getting
onto the internet.
450
00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:06,160
Do you have a can or so,
that I can make at home?
451
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,279
What?
-A can of food?
452
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,400
I just have those raviolis.
I don't have anything else.
453
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,559
I'll take the raviolis then.
Thanks.
454
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,559
Two homicides
made headlines in the news.
455
00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:54,000
The first one happened 2013.
456
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,160
A bouncer is shot down.
457
00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:59,720
Four months later
a bike squad crashes a café.
458
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,519
In the back room
the Hell's Angels execute a rival,
459
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,799
who has interfered
with their business.
460
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:10,119
Hell's Angels belong to the
so called OMCGs...
461
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,880
It's so perverted, dude.
Now, now, now, now...
462
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,599
How long is this
going to take?
463
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,480
I guess four minutes
and 20 seconds.
464
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,359
Maybe three.
465
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,799
But it would be nice
to do something together.
466
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,039
After dinner.
-Well, I have a job now.
467
00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:44,160
You don't say.
Well, tell me.
468
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,079
Well, it's called
congress helper.
469
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:53,519
Sounds good.
Better than donating blood.
470
00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:56,720
Well...
-Well, alright.
471
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,759
So.
472
00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:04,720
...store away in your car,
as they don't go over...
473
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,680
...organized and sorted...
...all the deposit...
474
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:11,880
Can we please go now?
475
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,160
Would you rather have me
working on night shift now?
476
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,599
Yes.
477
00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,359
I'd like to see that.
478
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,200
Because I would pick you up
at work then. Or well, actually...
479
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,319
Last time
I picked you up,
480
00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:27,839
you were like half an hour late
or something.
481
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,000
...as that's where...
...rough neighborhoods or the city center...
482
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,279
...as that's where they get
pissed the most.
483
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,960
Collected one month for ten kilograms.
Ten kilograms!
484
00:33:56,519 --> 00:33:59,400
How much was it?
-I'd guess around 80 Euros.
485
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:02,559
That's only from today.
486
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,960
And it probably will be
twice the amount tonight.
487
00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:06,960
It's simply beautiful.
488
00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:09,239
You could make
a living only off of this.
489
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,360
I can easily pay the booze.
-Can't argue against that.
490
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,840
Hallelujah.
491
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:18,480
May God bestow his blessings
upon you, you pigs.
492
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,960
Lol.
493
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,559
Delightful.
-That's only half a day's donations.
494
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:37,159
Need a ride?
495
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,360
Just a sec, I'm coming.
I just have to take a picture.
496
00:34:39,519 --> 00:34:41,000
Wank you!
497
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,599
Get a job!
498
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:49,159
Oh boy. Dude.
-Yeah, it's broken. Let's go.
499
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,440
Well, I don't want
to break it.
500
00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,079
This is third gear, right?
501
00:35:11,599 --> 00:35:13,599
Or is it first gear?
-Yes.
502
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,920
Ok and now?
503
00:35:16,119 --> 00:35:17,840
Do you feel that?
504
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,960
Hello?
505
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,599
Why are you putting
your foot to the floor?
506
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,440
I don't!
507
00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:25,480
Alright, oh man,
I've never stopped a car before.
508
00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:27,320
Why is this so abrupt?
509
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,320
Because you have to press
the clutch down while breaking.
510
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,000
How am I supposed
to know that?
511
00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:33,079
I told you to press
the clutch right down.
512
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,440
No.
-Press it right down, the clutch.
513
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,480
Steer back,
steer back.
514
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,119
Sure, relax.
515
00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:49,280
Step on the gas a little more.
-Dude, that's sick.
516
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,119
A little more gas.
-No!
517
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,480
Yes, so you can
release the clutch.
518
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,920
Man, but I don't want to
drive so fast here.
519
00:35:56,199 --> 00:35:58,039
You're just at 6 mph.
520
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:01,320
That's way too fast for me.
Someone's coming here. Dude, please.
521
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,719
If the place was empty at least,
but there's cars everywhere.
522
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,719
Fuck you!
523
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,840
What am I supposed to do now?
-Steer.
524
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,639
Where?
-This way.
525
00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:17,119
Oh sick, dude.
526
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,920
Accelerate a little more.
-No!
527
00:36:19,039 --> 00:36:20,760
Yes! Because otherwise
you'll stall the engine!
528
00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:23,199
Oh boy, you're...
Boy, I can't...
529
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:24,679
Aright, enough.
530
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,880
Press the clutch right down.
531
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:29,480
And stop.
-Right down?
532
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,159
Oh boy!
533
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,559
Love you.
-No, that was...
534
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,599
That wasn't too bad.
-Well...
535
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,119
No it really was quite ok.
536
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,000
Absolutely amazing!
537
00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:50,599
That was so going to happen.
538
00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:55,199
Emergency starting, please.
539
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,480
Boy, no clue what they did here.
Somehow they...
540
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,840
This thing was wrecked by lousy junkies.
-Yeah, probably, man.
541
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,159
It's stuck. It swallowed
my ten euros just like that.
542
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,599
I suffered a fucking month
without gambling.
543
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,639
That's better, isn't it?
You're saving money.
544
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,960
Yes, I know. I need the money for
my new apartment and stuff.
545
00:37:21,559 --> 00:37:25,159
The problem was, like,
they sent us all the change in the fan mail.
546
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,519
So we went to the bank
with Methenvieh,
547
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,480
Max's father,
you probably know him, right?
548
00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:31,079
Yes, a bit.
549
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,960
Well, so we...
Can you roll me one?
550
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:35,639
I'll try.
551
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:40,360
So we took the change to the bank
and it was 70 Euros.
552
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,079
And you gambled it away again?
553
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,800
No, I gambled away 80,
so ten more on top.
554
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,239
I'm completely insane.
555
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,320
That's probably true.
556
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,840
Want a cookie?
-Sure. Thanks.
557
00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:05,960
Oh man, I'm so sick of it all.
I'm fed up with everything.
558
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,519
What are you fed up with the most?
559
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,960
I'd like to have something,
that satisfies me in the long run.
560
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,840
Heroin.
561
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:32,559
That fucking train!
562
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,760
Tell the audience
why you defeated me.
563
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,599
Paul, why did I defeat Max?
-Dunno.
564
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,119
Yeah, can you please
wrap up the vlog, man?
565
00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:48,559
Max, I can tolerate more than you...
-Yes, I know that.
566
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,920
I'm drinking more than you...
-Yes, I see that.
567
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,599
On Tuesday
there will be alcohol as well.
568
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,480
This is East Germany
at it's best...
569
00:40:07,599 --> 00:40:10,280
What's your statement
concerning this man in your background?
570
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,480
Absolutely cool.
571
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,920
The Landlord is a racist,
The Landlord is a racist.
572
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,000
What's the Landlord?
573
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,320
The Landlord is a jew.
574
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,119
Landlord is a racist.
575
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,199
The Landlord is a racist and fucks apes.
-No doubt!
576
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,719
Mulm. Landlord,
knock that nigger fucker flat.
577
00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:46,360
The Landlord has his period and is a cunt.
578
00:40:46,559 --> 00:40:48,599
The Landlord is a fucking pig, mulm.
579
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,760
The Landlord is a Nazi.
-A Nazi!
580
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,800
Hey, I've got it from reliable sources,
he is really far right.
581
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,480
The Landlord is a racis...
582
00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:03,239
Stop talking nonsense,
just post it in your story, buddy.
583
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,119
You'd really do me a big favor.
Mulm!
584
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,760
Yesterday was pretty heavy again.
Paul was completely wasted.
585
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,559
And we kept cruising around
until five in the morning.
586
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,159
And things should go on like this,
or what?
587
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,480
No, I vowed to myself,
I'll never spend money on booze again.
588
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,199
I'll only drink
when it's on some other jerk's ass.
589
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,639
It's not good.
-The Landlord is a racist by the way.
590
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,880
What kind of crap
is that again actually?
591
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,639
Well, The Landlord is a racist.
592
00:41:42,159 --> 00:41:45,039
You're really nuts.
-At least the audience likes it.
593
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,039
They imitate it and that's the goal.
Nothing else matters.
594
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,280
People always say hi
on the streets
595
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,320
and some just yell
"The Landlord is a racist" instead now.
596
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,239
Just instead of saying hi.
That's everything that counts.
597
00:42:07,199 --> 00:42:09,079
No, sorry,
I turned off the bell.
598
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,519
It's crazy.
599
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,119
There's some fatso
with glasses sleeping here.
600
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,239
If you need a jacket,
for five bucks it's yours. It's original.
601
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,480
Five bucks, it's yours.
-No.
602
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:23,320
Need a hifi system?
-No.
603
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:25,480
A keyboard, mouse, computer?
-No.
604
00:42:26,199 --> 00:42:28,960
No? Sure?
Don't want to reconsider?
605
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:32,519
A microwave?
606
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,519
Why do you have
working shoes,
607
00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:37,599
when you haven't worked
a single day in your life?
608
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,880
They're Erik's.
I don't know why he left them here.
609
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,960
It's crazy, isn't it? Pulls them off
his cheesy feet and leaves them here.
610
00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:45,119
Smell it!
611
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,239
Throw that bottle out of the window
and shut up.
612
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,920
Shut the fuck up.
-Do you actually drink a lot?
613
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,280
Where's this internet hype
actually coming from
614
00:42:56,559 --> 00:42:58,360
concerning your
political conviction?
615
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,960
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
It really pisses me off.
616
00:43:01,159 --> 00:43:03,920
I just heard people call you a Nazi.
-I'm not a racist, you bastard.
617
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,440
I can't hear or read
that shit anymore,
618
00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:09,360
it's so fucking annoying.
-You're talking about apes again?
619
00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:15,280
Everyday, 50 messages:
Are you actually racist?
620
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,280
Just say yes.
Three letters and send, my goodness.
621
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,400
Max gave me your number,
I'm supposed to piss you off.
622
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,559
I can't hear that shit anymore.
-Mulm!
623
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,360
I want to wake up that fatso down there.
-There's a small child sleeping.
624
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,599
Not long anymore.
-She's seven. We're seven, too, aren't we?
625
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,480
Wake up, you whore.
Get yourself a job.
626
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:36,559
What kind of bullshit hoody
are you wearing actually?
627
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,760
It really pisses me off.
Where did you get it?
628
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,840
Bought it.
629
00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:40,920
What's that, man?
630
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:42,039
Why?
631
00:43:42,159 --> 00:43:43,199
That's at McDonald's.
632
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,400
Can you please never
wear it again in here?
633
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:47,119
Can you please shut your mouth
with your stupid politics shit?
634
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:48,639
Shut up yourself!
635
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,039
What are you doing?
-I want to take them back home empty.
636
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:54,239
Mulm, mulm.
-No, no, no...
637
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,360
Mulm!
638
00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:57,639
Hello?
639
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,119
Stop that noise
you retarded idiot!
640
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,320
For the gang, yeah, yeah...
-No, no, no...
641
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,519
What the...
642
00:44:06,599 --> 00:44:09,519
Are you actually completely retarded?
-Don't make such a mess in here, man.
643
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,039
For the gang, yeah, yeah...
644
00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:14,519
What are you...
Leave my...
645
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,559
Yuck, don't throw garbage, man,
this is an apartment.
646
00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,559
Give me the Goldkrone,
I need...
647
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,800
Dude. Are you fucking serious?
The last schnapps, man.
648
00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:29,440
What's wrong with you, you fat bastard?
-There's still something left.
649
00:44:29,679 --> 00:44:33,000
Shut the fuck up
or I'll beat the crap out of you.
650
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,079
Come here then, I'll smack that thing
up your face, you bastard.
651
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,760
What's that, weights?
-Yes.
652
00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,719
That's really yucky!
653
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,519
Oh boy.
-Fuck you.
654
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,280
That was him.
655
00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:48,599
I'll shoot you down. I wouldn't mind.
-Yeah, particularly you.
656
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,000
Do you have some sort of illness
or something? It's completely sick.
657
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,440
You always have to destroy
everything mindlessly,
658
00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,119
like some bastard.
659
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,320
It's on you.
-Yes, it's true.
660
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,519
Good evening.
661
00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:09,920
Yo, wait,
I'm done here in a sec.
662
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:12,880
Finest cooking.
663
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,519
Do you have any plans
for the future?
664
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,599
No.
665
00:46:24,639 --> 00:46:26,199
So finish high school first and then...
666
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Yes, also that.
667
00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:30,000
Yeah, nice.
668
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,320
And apart from that?
What's up in Dresden?
669
00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:37,119
Well, nothing really.
I've quit my...
670
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,280
I had this bad
on-off-relationship and...
671
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,760
The girl I was with in Paris.
672
00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:45,760
Your grandma.
673
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:47,159
No, but...
674
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,280
Yeah.
675
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,559
Dunno, that came to an end
for now and then some...
676
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,320
I mean we didn't talk
for a month now
677
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,960
and it's quite crazy.
678
00:46:58,039 --> 00:46:59,079
Yes.
679
00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:02,199
Some girl just texted me
on Instagram with a fake account and...
680
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,280
Hot!
681
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,440
At first she just asked,
can I still marry you?
682
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:10,000
So I just punched in my number
683
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:16,000
and she texted me and said
this is my real profile.
684
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,039
I took a look
at her real instagram profile
685
00:47:19,159 --> 00:47:22,039
and it's a
super tasty hot chick.
686
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,800
It's weird,
it's completely weird.
687
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,599
Look how this guy's dining.
688
00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:35,679
Yeah.
689
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,360
Tastes good?
690
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,000
What are you up to tonight,
Gamel?
691
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,400
What?
-What are you gonna do tonight?
692
00:47:42,519 --> 00:47:44,480
Meeting Klose.
-Unkl you mean?
693
00:47:44,639 --> 00:47:46,079
Right, Unkl.
694
00:47:47,519 --> 00:47:48,519
Well.
695
00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:52,199
And what are you gonna do?
-Go here.
696
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:53,880
Really?
697
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,079
I'm super thirsty.
698
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,360
Wanna join?
699
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,519
No. I'll have to cook.
700
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,480
He has to cook with me.
701
00:48:05,639 --> 00:48:07,239
And what are you gonna cook?
702
00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:08,800
Quark.
703
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,360
Rice with beef.
I mean minced beef.
704
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,639
Five eggs,
705
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,320
tomatoes,
706
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,400
sliced cucumber
707
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,079
and then I'll prepare the coffee,
I'm gonna make the next morning.
708
00:49:31,159 --> 00:49:32,920
What did they do here?
709
00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:34,159
Huh?
-Huh?
710
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,039
Hello?
711
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,559
Tell me, what happened here?
-They cleared out the place.
712
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,800
Why?
713
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,199
Well, cleared out the place.
714
00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:53,679
How?
-Took the stuff and goodbye.
715
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,039
And where did they take it?
-Dunno.
716
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,159
Weren't you here?
717
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,360
I wasn't here last night,
I don't know what happened.
718
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:03,559
Nothing happened. When I went this morning
everything was just fine.
719
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,199
Now my TV is gone,
my computer, everything.
720
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,440
Where is my stuff?
721
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,679
We'll just say:
Mother, we gambled all our money away.
722
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,320
Wait. Now. Ok.
723
00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:33,800
This is definitely my cue here.
724
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:37,000
Mother, we gambled all...
725
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,800
Wait...
726
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,960
Just wait until it clicks
and then...
727
00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:43,159
No, I said: Mother,
the man with the coke is here...
728
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,679
Mother,
we gambled all our money away.
729
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,039
Well...
730
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,360
Mother,
we gambled all our money away.
731
00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:58,119
Not too bad, actually.
-Hmm...
732
00:54:06,679 --> 00:54:07,679
Ok.
733
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,320
Wait.
734
00:54:24,639 --> 00:54:27,239
Now, just hold it
into the camera like this.
735
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:30,159
Good. And action.
736
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,320
And now again
with a bit of movement.
737
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,119
I mean like with the head
and stuff.
738
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:49,039
Ok.
739
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,039
You'll have to film me again.
740
00:55:52,679 --> 00:55:54,679
Good to go?
-One moment.
741
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,920
You tell me
when you're ready.
742
00:55:57,599 --> 00:55:58,599
Yo.
743
00:56:32,199 --> 00:56:37,280
Max Herzberg:
10pm: Party @ The_Landlord’s,
NĂĽrnberger Str. 14
744
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,840
They took everything?
745
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:43,719
Yes.
746
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,000
Well, ok.
747
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,159
I didn't even notice that,
when I just came in.
748
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,800
There's a door standing here.
749
00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:07,519
Sorry, I can't handle this,
it's completely overwhelming me.
750
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,199
Me too.
751
00:57:10,679 --> 00:57:13,960
Why did they take away
his fucking computer?
752
00:57:14,519 --> 00:57:17,719
Can you explain that to me?
-Fucking bastards.
753
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,280
I'm gonna hang it on my fridge.
Wanks a lot!
754
00:57:23,639 --> 00:57:25,760
Wait a sec, he has to...
755
00:57:26,599 --> 00:57:28,440
That's all from...
-Here that's it.
756
00:57:28,599 --> 00:57:29,719
What?
757
00:57:35,159 --> 00:57:37,599
Man...
-What's that?
758
00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:41,559
What's that? No way.
759
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,440
Wow.
760
00:57:44,679 --> 00:57:47,320
Dude, those figures.
I couldn't even pay that.
761
00:57:47,559 --> 00:57:49,679
This bill.
It's absolutely insane.
762
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,760
Oh, that's the delayed...
No shit.
763
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,880
Now, some people
really came here, that's...
764
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,000
It's the most beautiful party ever...
765
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,840
Loyal subscribers.
766
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,199
You think our party
is gonna be like that?
767
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:13,960
I mean, at least...
768
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,000
Fuck it, I'll just pack everything
he really needs.
769
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,480
This can't go on like this,
he can't stay here.
770
00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:22,960
Either to the looney bin or his mom's.
Something like that.
771
00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:27,039
The pictures, will he still need them?
-Dump them.
772
00:58:27,239 --> 00:58:29,880
No, I hope
he will burn them one day.
773
00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:32,760
What the...
why the hell does he...
774
00:58:33,239 --> 00:58:36,280
Legal attorney Prof. Guido Holzhäuser:
A bill of 137 Euros.
775
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,760
Just tagged "Landlord" on it.
-Here's a bag.
776
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,960
That's the one he collected
deposit bottles with on Father's Day.
777
00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:45,199
Don't care.
Here are some trousers.
778
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800
He's got trousers on already,
doesn't he?
779
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,039
A court order that they may seize money
from his account... Dude!
780
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,119
The Landlord's got
cash after all.
781
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,360
Hundreds of quid.
782
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,679
What the hell,
are they really still fitting him?
783
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:08,920
Boy, please.
784
00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:10,320
So sick, dude.
785
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,119
Anyway you can build your life
on Instagram followers.
786
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,440
He just cracked 10k, fucking hell!
787
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:18,000
I heard you can start
a new life with that.
788
00:59:18,199 --> 00:59:20,360
It was 9600 a couple of days ago.
789
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,880
No!
790
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,480
It's a pocket pussy.
791
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,719
That has to be in the story.
-Shut the fuck up.
792
00:59:32,599 --> 00:59:35,159
I'm shitting my pants.
-That's sick, dude.
793
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,000
Human dignity is inviolable!
794
00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:47,639
You're packing it?
-Of course I'm packing it.
795
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Dude!
796
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,480
Shoutout to Tanzverbot.
797
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,360
Is this hookah-tobacco?
So I'll save a trip to the head-shop.
798
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,360
What?
799
01:00:01,719 --> 01:00:03,920
We packed your stuff.
-We've packed.
800
01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:07,519
Also found the pocket pussy.
801
01:00:08,719 --> 01:00:09,800
Shut up!
802
01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:13,280
It's Nick's.
It's Nick's, just say that.
803
01:00:13,519 --> 01:00:16,039
I just want to get out of here.
-So, let's go.
804
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,920
Your documents are in here.
805
01:00:18,159 --> 01:00:20,199
Still need the door?
-Clothes...
806
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,679
And in here are all the
FC Dynamo-Scarfs and stuff.
807
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,960
Well, that's Danilo's stuff.
808
01:00:25,239 --> 01:00:27,760
Danilo's stuff doesn't matter...
let's get out of here now.
809
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,719
Did they take the wifi router?
810
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:31,800
Yes.
811
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,239
There's no wifi anymore?
I'm going to lose my shit in a minute.
812
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:36,840
Everything is gone.
Everything.
813
01:00:37,039 --> 01:00:38,920
That's absolutely fucked up shit.
814
01:00:39,079 --> 01:00:41,599
Cordon just dragged
the wifi thing out of the wall, Max.
815
01:00:41,679 --> 01:00:43,320
Everything is gone.
816
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,559
Protect children against poverty
THE LEFT.
817
01:01:22,719 --> 01:01:24,119
Did you bring my bag?
818
01:01:24,239 --> 01:01:26,280
What kind of bag? There was nothing inside.
-The Dynamo bag.
819
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,800
There was no bag.
-Sure there was.
820
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,880
No.
-By the window.
821
01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:33,119
You're an idiot.
-We can't get back inside again.
822
01:01:34,039 --> 01:01:36,800
All the windows are broken.
You can't close them anymore.
823
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:39,239
Apparently they broke in
through the back and the front.
824
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,400
Yeah.
825
01:01:40,679 --> 01:01:42,880
They even just left the ladder where it was,
for when they come back.
826
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,320
Can you burn it?
827
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,719
We did that once.
828
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,480
The cops really stopped in Klotzsche
where I burnt my old pocket pussy.
829
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:09,480
I'd like to blow it up
with a firecracker.
830
01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:11,400
Get the fuck out of here!
831
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,880
I'm throwing up.
832
01:02:25,079 --> 01:02:27,159
Max, can you come here, please?
833
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,000
Please take a picture.
-I'm puking.
834
01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:35,639
Yeah,
you have to stand straight.
835
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,239
Landlord, see you.
836
01:02:42,639 --> 01:02:43,840
Good night.
837
01:03:07,239 --> 01:03:09,320
I'm so full of shit.
838
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:22,920
Create - not adminstrate - the future.
FREE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
839
01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:26,199
Give me that.
840
01:03:30,199 --> 01:03:31,880
Lol, lol, lol...
841
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,199
Man, what's wrong with you?
You pathetic piece of shit.
842
01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:39,199
May I invade you?
-No, you may not.
843
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,800
This thing is entirely blunt,
as far as I know.
844
01:03:42,039 --> 01:03:44,039
This one?
-Yes, well...
845
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,639
He tried to,
I mean the machete man,
846
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,360
he tried to sharpen it,
the curvature, with a plate.
847
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,840
Oh man, there's still dust on it.
-No, that's cream cheese.
848
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,920
Curtis, don't you want a beer?
849
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,239
That's not Curtis,
it's the machete man.
850
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,159
It's the machete man...
-That's why the machete is here.
851
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,320
Where did he...?
-He kicked in the door at The Landlord's.
852
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,480
He destroyed everything,
didn't he?
853
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:13,199
He flipped,
because he was... Dunno.
854
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,079
But the thing with his wifi and his computer,
that was a bit too much.
855
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,760
The thing is,
had I not taken the computer,
856
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,320
you would have seen it
cut into pieces.
857
01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:27,039
Oh, so it wasn't sold,
but minced.
858
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,920
Man, he jumped
through this door...
859
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,559
I wanted to keep him away,
because he was on... I don't know.
860
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,000
He destroyed it?
-He chopped the whole place up.
861
01:04:35,199 --> 01:04:36,920
We took all the stuff and...
862
01:04:37,079 --> 01:04:38,119
Who's the machete man?
863
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,159
You don't even wanna know.
-Is it this big one?
864
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,960
It's an entirely insane guy.
-The big guy from the main train station?
865
01:04:43,239 --> 01:04:45,760
Yes, oi.
-A big one and like this here?
866
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,840
I know him.
-You don't know him.
867
01:04:48,039 --> 01:04:49,679
He looks like
he could be your big brother.
868
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,880
You don't know him.
-You really don't.
869
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,360
Man, the windows were
open again at the Landlord's.
870
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,960
You know why?
-They're broken, no? He can't close them.
871
01:04:59,159 --> 01:05:01,159
I've got no clue...
no clue, no clue...
872
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,639
You wanna know
why they were broken?
873
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,679
So the Landlord
can't lock the place anymore.
874
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,880
So you can always enter
with the ladder.
875
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:10,000
No, because like I said,
I gave him money and stuff
876
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,440
and one night
I was really ill,
877
01:05:12,679 --> 01:05:14,599
completely ill,
like with fever
878
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,840
and I'm standing outside
at two or three in the morning
879
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,519
and then he tells me, him and Danilo
were told not to open the door.
880
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,559
Yes, we were supposed
not to open the door.
881
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,440
The Landlord always said that.
882
01:05:26,639 --> 01:05:28,519
That fat lazy beanbag
is sitting there in the corner,
883
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,159
I'm like, bam,
kicking in the fucking door, man.
884
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,840
He asks me:
Where are the keys?
885
01:05:34,159 --> 01:05:37,840
Me: Pow, punch him in the face.
I told him: You give me the keys now.
886
01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:40,119
Because the keys
stay here now. Period.
887
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,280
And if you go get some food
or whatever, you get back in
888
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,079
because the other one
is still there.
889
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,880
Then he told me I'm a faggot.
-The Landlord?
890
01:05:49,119 --> 01:05:51,320
So I said, hey, bro,
your ex-girl was here,
891
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,360
Please sort it out with her.
892
01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:55,679
He looks at me,
completely on whatever substances,
893
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,400
"I'm not scared of you,
or what."
894
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,239
Yelling at me,
saying "You faggot..."
895
01:06:01,559 --> 01:06:03,480
I open the door, look at the girls,
at the guy and tell him,
896
01:06:03,639 --> 01:06:05,320
this happens
when you call someone a faggot.
897
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:08,199
I was totally wasted anyway,
turn around and just, wham-bam,
898
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,760
right out the flow of my movement,
like a boxer.
899
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,440
You know. Bam.
It just clapped like this,
900
01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:16,320
but it was my fist making that noise
when I hit his face.
901
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,159
He just flew across the apartment.
902
01:06:19,519 --> 01:06:20,639
Boy!
903
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,639
I just told him again
and again that I'll kill him.
904
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,840
I told him again and again:
I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
905
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:29,840
I'll kill you. I don't care.
-That's where his nightmares come from.
906
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,119
We have to talk
about that, too.
907
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,320
Listen, I had a metal rod
in my hands.
908
01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:36,159
I swung, twice...
909
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,400
I thought if I start hitting him now,
I might never stop again.
910
01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:41,800
I had really sick thoughts
in that moment,
911
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:43,840
because I was completely ill...
912
01:06:44,159 --> 01:06:46,679
I MISS MY MOM.
913
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,039
Hi everybody
and welcome to my new video.
914
01:06:53,239 --> 01:06:56,400
You guys have requested knives
and I chose this one.
915
01:06:57,519 --> 01:06:59,239
I purchased it myself
916
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,079
and of course
it wasn't provided in this case.
917
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:05,360
And this is how it looks,
first impression: gold.
918
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,280
It's both matt and shiny
here on the blade and the knife handle.
919
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:13,000
And the blade's end
is pointed,
920
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,840
in order to penetrate
matter more easily.
921
01:07:17,519 --> 01:07:19,480
And it looks quite fancy,
doesn't it.
922
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,199
Let's have a look
at the centering of the blade.
923
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,199
Considerable, let's say
60 to the right and 40 to the left side.
924
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,480
So, if you collect these knives
and just want to put it in your cabinet,
925
01:07:33,719 --> 01:07:36,280
this one will serve you well.
926
01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:38,880
But if you really want
to cut or saw things with it,
927
01:07:39,119 --> 01:07:41,920
you'd certainly have to
get a new knife once a month.
928
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,519
I think you know
not to expect
929
01:07:45,679 --> 01:07:47,880
very high quality
for this price,
930
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,800
but you definitely get a cool item,
that really looks amazing.
931
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,079
Have fun with it for those who are
going to purchase it
932
01:07:54,239 --> 01:07:55,440
and to everybody else,
933
01:07:55,599 --> 01:07:56,719
see you soon!
934
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,639
Yours, Max Herzberg.
935
01:08:06,719 --> 01:08:09,360
In your position
I actually think it's quite risky.
936
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,760
I mean anybody here
could take a picture of you and upload it.
937
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,679
And if your boss sees that,
you're fucked.
938
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,880
Yeah, but my boss won't ever see it
because he's 59 years old.
939
01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:21,000
He won't ever see it?
940
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,079
I'm on a good path
to being so successful,
941
01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,680
that I can be free
of having to work one day.
942
01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:32,840
Do you really think that?
I thought the other way around.
943
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,159
I thought you'll work so hard,
944
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:37,880
you won't have to be
a YouTube creator anymore one day.
945
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,880
Herzberg. Can we take a picture?
-My name is: Hail my leader!
946
01:08:45,199 --> 01:08:47,760
Of course you can.
-We only come as a pair.
947
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,119
Work has a way bigger future
than YouTube, doesn't it?
948
01:08:58,359 --> 01:09:00,640
YouTube is always
depending on trends
949
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,279
and once the hype is gone
you're nothing anymore.
950
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,159
It's too risky.
-I'm not following trends.
951
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,720
I never followed any kind of trend.
-No, I know, but...
952
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,039
...indirectly you're like
a trend as well.
953
01:09:12,359 --> 01:09:16,520
Yes, but my consistency
will never change.
954
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,239
And whatever I do
doesn't change my consistency.
955
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,119
Yes, let's hope so.
-Yes.
956
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,640
I just think,
let's say your fans grow older
957
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,840
and the new fans don't think
it's that cool anymore,
958
01:09:31,159 --> 01:09:33,439
the youngsters,
I mean...
959
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,239
Well...
960
01:09:39,239 --> 01:09:41,640
Are we just going to stay
here the whole time?
961
01:09:47,319 --> 01:09:49,640
That's a comrade of the same party.
962
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,359
He knows.
-Yes.
963
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,680
"Der Dritte Weg". (Far-right party)
-We celebrated Sofia's birthday together.
964
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,359
Who was that again?
-Sofia, with Elias and everybody.
965
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,399
Where you were, the other day.
966
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,800
Is Elias also with "Der Dritte Weg"?
I don't know Elias yet.
967
01:10:04,039 --> 01:10:05,840
Elias is black.
968
01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:08,880
He's working in Dingolfing.
In the BMW factory.
969
01:10:09,079 --> 01:10:12,279
Yes, I got that he's from Munich.
Or he works there, I mean.
970
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,399
And he's quite a good pal of ours,
971
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:19,600
and me and Elias, and everyone,
always when we're out partying...
972
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,399
best party!
973
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,319
You know,
I'd much rather have an Elias
974
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,479
than for example this porn actress
from the NPD (Far-Right Party).
975
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,600
The one who did
gang-bang with all of them.
976
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,640
No, I also used to go
to those rallies
977
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,119
and secret meetings
by the NPD with this...
978
01:10:37,319 --> 01:10:38,680
what's his name again?
979
01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:46,079
Hey, where's everybody?
980
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,920
I have no idea.
981
01:10:48,079 --> 01:10:50,000
So we're standing here
with just anybody?
982
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:53,439
No, Max is there and Seibt is here.
-Oh, ok.
983
01:11:14,199 --> 01:11:16,840
Say mulm.
-Max, go away now, goddamn.
984
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,079
Did she say go away from her?
985
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,880
Why?
-You're a bad influence.
986
01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:24,600
You drink too much.
987
01:11:25,279 --> 01:11:26,800
Alright, go then.
988
01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:33,079
Hey, is this a provocation or do you want
something from her or...
989
01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:34,680
This woman's drunk.
990
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,439
Yes, but Max, control yourself,
keep your hands to yourself.
991
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,359
You've got a girlfriend.
-I'm not doing anything, am I?
992
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,800
Sure, Max. It's alright.
993
01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:47,199
Just relax now, will you?
The night's still young.
994
01:11:47,359 --> 01:11:50,199
Yeah, she should fuck off, man.
-Yeah, just wait.
995
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,800
Why are you looking at me like this?
You're scaring me.
996
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,960
Hot.
997
01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:58,359
You're really scaring me.
-Oi.
998
01:11:59,039 --> 01:12:01,039
Shut the fuck up.
-No.
999
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,239
I don't even want to eat.
-Sure, sure.
1000
01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:40,520
I'm just eating out of boredom.
-Sure.
1001
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:43,039
You can also order something
out of boredom.
1002
01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:47,880
We wanted to go to the driving range
together some time to practice.
1003
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,159
By all means.
1004
01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:51,560
Are we still going to do that?
-In the near future.
1005
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:55,000
Stop saying "in the near future" all the time.
-Well, treat me. Then I'm in.
1006
01:12:55,159 --> 01:12:57,840
Just tell me which day.
Why should I treat you, you wanted to...
1007
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,119
You want something, not me.
I haven't asked for this.
1008
01:13:03,039 --> 01:13:05,760
No, I don't want to destroy my car
driving it for the first time.
1009
01:13:06,119 --> 01:13:10,279
You know, then the clutch or the gear
won't work properly. It shouldn't be like that.
1010
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:12,760
Oh, so you'd rather do it
with Seibt again instead of me?
1011
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,399
It's not about the person...
1012
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,720
It's about you're spending less time
with me than with everybody else.
1013
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,039
Yes.
1014
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,640
What did the gynecologist
say actually the other day?
1015
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,600
With this chlamydia
or whatever you said.
1016
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,560
Just asking, you know...
1017
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,439
You're such a retard.
1018
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:39,920
Why?
1019
01:13:45,079 --> 01:13:47,359
I just want to
keep up the conversation.
1020
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:08,199
Next time we'll dine
in company again.
1021
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,680
But we are in company.
1022
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,479
We have each other,
don't we?
1023
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,159
Yes, and the jews
underneath the floor boards.
1024
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,840
Well...
1025
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:28,479
I'm trying to be romantic.
1026
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,479
You aren't romantic.
-I need to take a shit.
1027
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:36,359
Will you please order
the bill meanwhile? Love you.
1028
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:33,039
No, you need to go
towards the ferris wheel.
1029
01:15:34,239 --> 01:15:36,279
And then first corner right,
1030
01:15:37,039 --> 01:15:39,039
so towards your left.
1031
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,760
We're right wing, goddamn.
Keep going. We're right wing.
1032
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,960
Or right.
-We're right wing.
1033
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:51,239
Well, anyway towards the ferris wheel.
-The center is great as well.
1034
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,000
Damnit, keep your fingers away,
goddamn!
1035
01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:56,239
Where are your lederhosen?
1036
01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:58,680
We're east German low-lifes,
we can't afford...
1037
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,520
Why? You get them at Kik's.
1038
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,600
We're collecting deposit bottles,
we can't afford lederhosen.
1039
01:16:05,399 --> 01:16:07,359
Inside the tents
it's the absolute best.
1040
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,560
You'll never experience
anything like it.
1041
01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:13,159
It's beautiful inside.
-Yes.
1042
01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:15,760
And we can't go in
because we've lost everyone.
1043
01:16:16,119 --> 01:16:19,359
Hey, Doris.
Hey, where are you coming from now?
1044
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,880
Man, what did you do
with him?
1045
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,760
You have some change?
1046
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,960
We're gambling-addicts
and collect deposit bottles.
1047
01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:54,600
Adlersson!
-Yeah, there he is. Here.
1048
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,239
That's Herzberg.
1049
01:16:56,399 --> 01:16:58,399
Excuse me, are you Adlersson?
-Yes.
1050
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,159
Wow! Fucking hell!
1051
01:17:00,399 --> 01:17:02,560
Can we take a picture?
-'Course!
1052
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,880
You really rock, man.
-Thanks, likewise.
1053
01:17:05,239 --> 01:17:08,359
See you! Have fun, guys!
-Likewise! Don't drink too much.
1054
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:12,479
Are you still addicted to gambling?
-Seventh day without gambling now.
1055
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:15,640
I have no money at all.
1056
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,000
I'm working part-time,
I'm five years younger than you.
1057
01:17:18,199 --> 01:17:20,000
Inkognito is
way too hetero for me!
1058
01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:22,920
And if you're too greedy
to give me two Euros,
1059
01:17:23,079 --> 01:17:25,479
but you're throwing 20 Euros
in the slot machine,
1060
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,680
please, it's your business,
I don't care.
1061
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,560
Yeah...
-Gay as a window!
1062
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,239
That's got nothing to do with it.
-No, I don't give a shit, fuck it.
1063
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,479
Inkognito fucks children.
-True that.
1064
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,359
And animals.
-And he tortures animals.
1065
01:17:38,079 --> 01:17:40,680
I really need small change.
-They never heard your name, man.
1066
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,840
What a bummer.
-Is that inkognito?
1067
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,000
Yeah, give me a little change,
will you?
1068
01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:48,079
Where is Hector Panzer?
-Hector Panzer is here somewhere.
1069
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,640
Get the fuck out of the Oktoberfest!
1070
01:17:58,079 --> 01:17:59,880
But now I've found you.
1071
01:18:00,199 --> 01:18:01,359
Yuck!
1072
01:18:05,359 --> 01:18:07,319
Yuck, you taste salty.
1073
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,279
Someone needs cocaine?
1074
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,640
Yes, me!
1075
01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:15,520
And Hector Panzer!
1076
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,880
Dude!
1077
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:22,680
You lousy pig!
1078
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,640
Give me anything, I'll chug it.
1079
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:26,520
A glass of water,
a glass of water...
1080
01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:45,520
Fuck off!
1081
01:18:46,359 --> 01:18:47,560
Man, fuck off!
1082
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,359
Don't you touch her!
1083
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:05,000
Fuck off!
1084
01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:06,680
Shut the fuck up!
1085
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,840
Just stop it!
1086
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,800
Help, he's molesting me!
1087
01:20:19,359 --> 01:20:21,119
Heil Hitler!
1088
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,039
Hey, he's molesting me!
1089
01:20:24,279 --> 01:20:25,760
He's molesting me!
1090
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,039
Assholes!
1091
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,760
Fuck! He's gone!
1092
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,560
Where's David?
1093
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:02,159
David! David!
1094
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:04,760
Fuck!
1095
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,279
Come with me now,
they've been attacking me all along.
1096
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:12,680
And you give them a hug.
-Who?
1097
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,640
Well, these Chinese here!
1098
01:21:19,119 --> 01:21:20,840
They're attacking me!
1099
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,479
Hey, what are you doing?!
1100
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:54,159
No! Cut the crap now.
1101
01:21:54,279 --> 01:21:58,039
Did you look into your own face, goddamn?
-I hit them, too. I hit him, too.
1102
01:21:58,159 --> 01:22:01,239
You didn't do shit!
You were laying on the ground crying.
1103
01:22:01,319 --> 01:22:03,640
They attacked me
with three guys, man. I hit...
1104
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,640
Don't you ever fucking
scare me like this again!
1105
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,520
Now you're in trouble!
1106
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:11,159
First thing you do, I hit...
-Shut the fuck up, man!
1107
01:22:12,159 --> 01:22:15,439
Finished, finished, my friend!
Tell your friends we're finished!
1108
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,800
Hello, finished, finished.
-Yeah, so fuck off, then!
1109
01:22:34,119 --> 01:22:38,079
The freedom of women
is not negotiable!
1110
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:42,600
ALTERNATIVE FOR GERMANY
(Right-wing party)
1111
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,520
I really have to say,
1112
01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:23,479
this was an amazing day today!
1113
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,279
Boy, I...
I should have joined you, after all.
1114
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,079
It would have been
a really kick-ass brawl, man.
1115
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:46,239
No, that would have
escalated so badly,
1116
01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:48,039
it was bad enough anyway.
1117
01:23:48,159 --> 01:23:50,279
But, man, you should have seen it,
Freddy.
1118
01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:53,199
It just sucks in Dresden.
1119
01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:55,920
Everyone knows me here,
I can't just rumble around.
1120
01:23:56,319 --> 01:23:58,920
Man, I would have smashed them.
Dude. I, I...
1121
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:03,640
Man, we would have seen blood!
The blood, I need it again!
1122
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,720
I hit this guy so precisely,
it's simply...
1123
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,720
Even more beautiful isn't possible.
You couldn't have done it any better.
1124
01:24:15,199 --> 01:24:17,600
Bam, and his face was puree!
1125
01:24:32,119 --> 01:24:34,760
East, East, East Germany!
East, East, East Germany!
1126
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,000
You're so insane!
1127
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:57,239
The Landlord is racist!
The Landlord is racist!
1128
01:25:08,079 --> 01:25:09,159
Yeah, oi.
1129
01:25:10,199 --> 01:25:13,359
How's this happening, how did you do it?
-I'm wondering myself.
1130
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,640
How did you do this?
-I've got no clue.
1131
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:18,159
More than 4000 people,
do you think they'll let everybody in?
1132
01:25:18,359 --> 01:25:19,920
I hope not!
1133
01:27:42,319 --> 01:27:44,880
My anus is frayed.
1134
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,279
Here we go, celebrate,
drink, man, let's go!
1135
01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,159
Goldkrone!
1136
01:29:50,279 --> 01:29:54,239
What happened here is so sick!
-Dude.
1137
01:29:55,119 --> 01:29:58,640
How are you, Seibt?
-I just wanna sleep.
1138
01:29:59,119 --> 01:30:01,119
What?
-I wanna sleep.
1139
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,880
Whoever pulls his weener out
gets a free drink!
1140
01:30:07,199 --> 01:30:09,880
All night long
until the end!
1141
01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:12,800
Oi. Egg them on, dickhead.
1142
01:30:13,159 --> 01:30:14,600
Weeners out!
1143
01:30:15,039 --> 01:30:17,960
Weener out and
you'll get free drinks on my ass!
1144
01:30:18,199 --> 01:30:19,880
I'm really wasted, bro.
1145
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:22,159
I've been on my feet
for so many hours, man.
1146
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:26,880
If you have to puke,
you tell me, alright?
1147
01:30:28,079 --> 01:30:29,960
Do you need some water?
-What?
1148
01:30:30,079 --> 01:30:31,079
Pull your weener out!
1149
01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:32,600
Do you want some water?
-Yes, please.
1150
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,840
You're supposed to pull your weener out!
I want to see weeners!
1151
01:30:35,079 --> 01:30:37,239
Hey, can someone get me
a water or something?
1152
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,279
Here, take a sip.
1153
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,319
Let me sit next to him.
1154
01:30:54,279 --> 01:30:55,640
I can't...
1155
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000
I love you, Elias.
1156
01:31:03,399 --> 01:31:05,239
I love you!
1157
01:33:01,039 --> 01:33:07,359
David and his Girlfriend A. broke up again.
She is now a military soldier in the army.
1158
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:17,960
Freddy finally got
his driving license.
1159
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:28,279
Elias gave up his job for his
career as an influencer.
1160
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:39,479
Sascha, The Landlord, has
broken off contact to the group.
1161
01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:50,920
YouTube has removed
"AdlerssonPictures".
1162
01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:01,560
But through his other channels, Max has even
more subscribers today than ever before.
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