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Ow.
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That's not possible.
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I'm the Living Laser.
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You can't touch me!
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You've got no ambition,
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No ability,
and nothing to offer.
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You're worthless, arthur.
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I'm embarrassed
to call you my son.
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I don't know why
the maggia took you in.
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You're an idiot, Parks.
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You're never
gonna go anywhere,
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And you're never
gonna be anyone.
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You have the ability
to turn yourself into a laser,
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And the best you can
come up with is robbing a bank?
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That's sad.
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No, no.
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No!
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What?
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What's going on?
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Where's Iron Man?
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Where--
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Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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I have to--
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I have
to get out of here.
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I have to get home.
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I-I have to--
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No!
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What?
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Whoa.
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1x16 - FUN WITH LASERS
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S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier,
do you copy?
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This is S.H.I.E.L.D. orbital station,
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Distress code 0221.
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I repeat, this is agent abigail
brand on the S.H.I.E.L.D.--
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Don't bother, brand.
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Station systems
are still rebooting.
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Whatever that thing was, it
fried everything on the way out.
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It wasn't a thing, corbeaux.
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It was a man,
a man called the living...
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Laser.
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Ah!
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I don't know
who you people are.
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I don't know what happened
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Or how I'm even alive.
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But whatever this thing is,
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It just turned me into the most
powerful weapon on the planet.
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So now it's mine.
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And you two, you two
are going to tell everyone
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That I'm holding
the whole world hostage.
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What are your demands?
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Huh?
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What do you want?
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I mean, if you're
holding the world hostage,
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What do you want
in exchange?
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I don't...
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This isn't complicated.
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Do you want money,
power?
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Is this political?
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Hey, be quiet!
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Let me think!
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You're worthless, arthur.
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You're an idiot, Parks.
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You've got no ambition.
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You're never
gonna be anything.
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That's sad.
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I know something I want,
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Someone.
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Hi, guys.
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Have you been
standing there long?
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I'm just, you know, working.
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You're working it,
all right.
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Good thing you saw us
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Before you started
break dancing or something.
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Oh, tony,
you are so, so...
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Cool?
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Blackmail-able.
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Seriously,
I wish I had a video camera.
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I'd be rich!
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I don't know
if you remember,
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But you were
supposed to meet us for lunch
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Like two weeks ago.
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What have you
been doing in here?
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Ooh, is it
an Iron Man thing?
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Did you invent
a new suit of armor?
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Is this like uh, uh,
a hyper drive or something?
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It's a chip that goes in your
brain to replace cell phones.
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I just woke up
with 100 ideas for inventions,
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And I've been
hammering out prototypes.
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My dad and I
used to do this all the time.
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That's great, man.
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I remember having
to bring you guys food,
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You got so wrapped up
in your work.
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Nice to see you having fun
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Instead of getting beat up
by super villains.
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Eh, like that's not fun.
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I'm kidding.
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But seriously, these
inventions are great and all,
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But you're Iron Man.
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You help people
and save lives.
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If it was me, I'd never
get out of the armor.
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He's not a policeman,
Pepper.
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He's an inventor.
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He's not supposed to be prowling
the streets out on patrol.
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What are you talking about?
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He's a superhero.
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This city
would be toast without him.
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Of course
he should be out there.
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Do you want him to get--
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Whoa, hey,
do I get any say in this?
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No.
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Okay,
what do you want to be,
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An inventor
or a superhero?
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I...
I don't--
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Hi, dad.
Do you need me in the field?
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Just say the word and...
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And...
What?
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You're going
to put that in someone's head?
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I was hoping
you'd volunteer.
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Thanks.
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I just need you
to sign some releases.
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Dad, are you...
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Yeah, I know.
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I promise.
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I will.
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Okay.
I love you.
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Is everything okay?
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The inventor versus superhero
argument just became moot.
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You definitely
don't want to be Iron Man today.
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In orbit around the earth,
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Now a weapon in the hands
of a mad--
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Completely
destroying the island.
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The Living Laser
had previously fought Iron Man.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. informed
the fbi an hour ago,
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And then the media
got a hold of it.
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Nobody knows
that he's made a demand.
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He wants Iron Man
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Or else he does to new york
what he did to that island.
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What do you
think you're doing?
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I'm the only one who even
has a chance of stopping him.
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Maybe I'm missing something,
but how are you gonna stop him?
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He's up in,
you know, space.
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I guess I'll just have
to meet him up there.
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Trajectory locked.
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Once I hit the stratosphere,
things are gonna get bumpy,
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So I might lose you.
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Are you sure about this?
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You don't sound
so confident.
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No, I'm fine.
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I designed the Iron Man armor
to handle any environment,
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Even the temperature
and vacuum of space.
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But it's just,
well, it's space.
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And in space,
no one can hear you...
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Iron Man, general Nick Fury,
director of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
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Would like to have
a word with you.
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Tell him
to make an appointment.
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I'm a little busy right now.
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Ah!
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It's not a request.
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This is about
the Living Laser.
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This is so awesome!
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And unfair.
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You're going
to meet Nick Fury.
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Oh, you're living my dream.
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The S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier
is the nerve center
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Of the entire strategic
hazard intervention--
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I get it.
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It's big.
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I'll take pictures.
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General Fury,
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It's an honor.
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I've heard a lot about you
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And hoped we've be able
to work together...
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Uh...One day.
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I really admire the work
S.H.I.E.L.D. does, and...
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Is there
some kind of problem?
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You might say that.
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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
been watching you
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Since the first moment
you popped up, Iron Man,
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And not because we're excited
to work with you.
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Then why...
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In case we ever have
to take you down.
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And the reason
you're here right now
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Is to keep
you out of the way.
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Out of the way of what?
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Me.
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Fury
to S.H.I.E.L.D. space force.
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Commence your run.
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Get the scientists out
and take the laser down.
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You're
sending people up there?
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Are you insane?
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They'll be wiped out.
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You don't know
what the laser's capable of.
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You have to call them back.
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If you know
what's good for you,
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You'll stand down,
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Because as of right now,
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Both the Living Laser
and Iron Man
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Are under
S.H.I.E.L.D. jurisdiction.
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Don't do this, Fury.
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The Living Laser
isn't human anymore.
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The power he wields,
it's too much.
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I barely survived
fighting him.
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You're not S.H.I.E.L.D.
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I warned them.
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I repeat, total destruction
of the S.H.I.E.L.D. space force.
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This is
a priority one distress call.
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If you can hear me--
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I want
search and recovery teams
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Launching yesterday, people.
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Do you hear me?
I want--
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Where do you think
you're going?
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'm gonna go save lives.
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That could've gone better.
215
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I don't think I have a future
as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.
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00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:04,525
No kidding.
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00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:06,277
Nick Fury is a jerk.
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Maybe you just
caught him on a bad day.
219
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I think every day
is a bad day for that guy.
220
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So what's your plan?
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00:10:13,826 --> 00:10:15,119
Are you...
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00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:18,039
Warning, the armory
communications channels
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Are being traced.
224
00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,666
Whoa, whoa.
225
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,293
Someone's hacking in
to the comm signal.
226
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I'm disconnecting.
227
00:10:23,336 --> 00:10:26,798
Don't use this line again.
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If S.H.I.E.L.D. shows up here,
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I had nothing to do with this.
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Computer,
bounce the signal back
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And connect me
to the trace source.
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Connecting.
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You hear me,
stand down right now.
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Fury?
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Stay out of this,
Iron Man.
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I have everything
under control.
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Are you serious?
238
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The laser almost took out
your entire squad.
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He's got
your scientists up there.
240
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He's holding
the world hostage.
241
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He's in control
not you.
242
00:10:50,863 --> 00:10:52,740
But you just--
no.
243
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I'm giving the laser
what he wants, me.
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Okay, that is pretty cool.
245
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Beep!
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Airlock doors sealed.
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Restoring oxygen.
248
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Rhodey, Pepper,
this is a secure channel now.
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I'm in.
250
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And I'm seriously creeped out.
251
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Hang on.
252
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There's another door.
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Beep!
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My name is Iron Man.
255
00:11:50,423 --> 00:11:51,549
Everything's
gonna be okay.
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00:11:51,632 --> 00:11:53,384
I'm here to--
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Save you?
258
00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:55,803
Uh!
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00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:02,727
You called me sad.
260
00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:05,354
Well, look who's sad now.
261
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Computer,
alter frequency to match target.
262
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Altering.
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Error.
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Target frequency changing.
265
00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,784
That tickles.
266
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:21,704
I figured out how to change
so you can't hurt me, Iron Man.
267
00:12:21,746 --> 00:12:24,290
But I can hurt you.
268
00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:31,756
Space armor shielding failure.
84% remaining.
269
00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,341
Tony, get out of there!
270
00:12:33,424 --> 00:12:34,384
Uh!
271
00:12:34,425 --> 00:12:37,595
Shielding at 64%.
272
00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:41,599
I'll burn that armor off you
piece by piece if I have to.
273
00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:43,059
Uh!
274
00:12:45,436 --> 00:12:46,813
Shielding at 41%.
275
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,272
Warning.
276
00:12:48,356 --> 00:12:49,315
Tony!
277
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,817
You have to move now!
278
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,443
Uh.
279
00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:02,412
Boom!
280
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:20,388
Uh, okay.
281
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:22,640
I'm starting to think coming
here may have been a mistake.
282
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:25,268
I don't know how much longer
my armor's gonna hold out.
283
00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:27,311
Tony, I don't want
to add to your problems,
284
00:13:27,353 --> 00:13:29,147
But S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
trying to hack the line again.
285
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,481
Great.
286
00:13:30,523 --> 00:13:32,525
Computer, connect
with the intruding signal.
287
00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:36,154
Fury, will you just back off?
288
00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,989
I've got
big problems up here.
289
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:40,158
Your problem
is that you're wasting time.
290
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,492
Quit standing around.
291
00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:43,745
Get to brand and corbeaux
and get out of there.
292
00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,121
Wait a minute.
293
00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:46,664
Are you watching me?
294
00:13:46,748 --> 00:13:49,042
Our head shrinks
told me you were smart.
295
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,376
Now listen up,
shell head.
296
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,003
In less than 20 minutes,
297
00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:55,006
That big telescope is gonna
be in range of new york city.
298
00:13:55,048 --> 00:13:56,674
The Living Laser
will be able to fire on a city
299
00:13:56,716 --> 00:13:57,759
With millions of people.
300
00:13:57,842 --> 00:13:59,343
And I can't allow that.
301
00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:01,512
If you don't take down
the laser before that,
302
00:14:01,596 --> 00:14:03,598
I'll destroy the station.
303
00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:05,349
You--
you can't.
304
00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:08,144
You have people on board here,
your people, Fury.
305
00:14:08,186 --> 00:14:09,312
They're S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.
306
00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:10,563
They knew the risks,
307
00:14:10,646 --> 00:14:12,565
Just like they both know
that the station is armed
308
00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:14,025
With enough explosives
to do the job.
309
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,193
19 minutes.
310
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:16,361
Fury out.
311
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:25,078
Emergency.
312
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:26,871
Massive armor failure.
313
00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:28,956
Internal
oxygen reserves falling.
314
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,959
You think
you're better than me?
315
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,003
Where are
the smart remarks now?
316
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,089
Laser.
317
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,132
Parks, right?
Arthur Parks?
318
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:39,342
What are you doing?
319
00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,385
You just want
to take me out?
320
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:42,011
Then what?
321
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:44,263
Surely you can't be so petty to
put millions of lives at risk
322
00:14:44,347 --> 00:14:45,390
Just for revenge.
323
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:46,849
Watch me.
324
00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:49,727
The maggia, my mother,
they called me useless,
325
00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:50,978
Worthless.
326
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,563
And now
the whole world's gonna know
327
00:14:52,647 --> 00:14:54,732
That I'm calling the shots.
328
00:14:54,774 --> 00:14:56,526
Destroy new york.
329
00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:57,902
That'll send a message.
330
00:14:57,985 --> 00:14:59,779
But hurting you,
331
00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:01,406
That's personal.
332
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,231
Fatal temperature drop.
333
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,108
Preserving internal temperature
and oxygen.
334
00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:24,240
Note, you have 93 seconds
of oxygen remaining.
335
00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:25,366
Oh, no.
336
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:26,409
Oh, no.
337
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,785
Rhodey,
Rhodey.
338
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:29,245
Rhodey!
339
00:15:29,286 --> 00:15:32,123
What--
what are we supposed to do?
340
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,499
Tony, don't panic.
341
00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:34,542
Do you hear me?
342
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,918
Don't freak out.
Don't even talk.
343
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,253
It'll use up your air.
344
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:41,757
Oh, no.
You'll suffocate.
345
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,134
That's, like,
the worst way to go.
346
00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:44,969
Your lungs will
feel like they're exploding.
347
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:46,679
You'll get brain damage,
and then--
348
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:49,432
Pepper,
stop helping!
349
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,977
Tony, just relax
and get back to the station.
350
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,770
41 seconds
of oxygen remaining.
351
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:03,863
29 seconds
of oxygen remaining.
352
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:05,239
No!
353
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,616
You'll cause the entire station
to lose oxygen.
354
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:11,829
You have
to find another way in.
355
00:16:11,912 --> 00:16:13,456
Emergency.
356
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,333
Seven seconds
of oxygen remaining.
357
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:16,709
Six, five...
358
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,794
Be quiet, armor.
359
00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:20,087
We get it already!
360
00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:22,131
0% oxygen remaining.
361
00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:24,675
User death imminent.
362
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,490
You're doing a lousy job
of saving us, by the way.
363
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:57,625
You have to have an escape pod
or a spare shuttle or something.
364
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,001
We did.
365
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:01,379
It was in the hanger,
which you destroyed.
366
00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:04,840
Incoming communication.
367
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,968
You have 11 minutes.
368
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:09,053
These are your people
I'm trying to save here, Fury,
369
00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,471
And I'm not giving up.
370
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,765
Call me back
in 12 minutes.
371
00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:14,016
Let me guess,
372
00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:16,018
Fury's activating
the self-destruct.
373
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,729
Your boss
is a real piece of work.
374
00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:21,524
Look, there has to be some way
to stop the Living Laser.
375
00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:22,817
My weapons aren't working,
376
00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:24,527
And the only mirror
I found on the station
377
00:17:24,568 --> 00:17:25,861
Got sucked out
into space.
378
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,656
There's another mirror,
inside the telescope.
379
00:17:28,698 --> 00:17:30,157
You're kidding.
380
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,326
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s interstellar
telescope uses a mirror?
381
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:33,619
The telescope is powered
382
00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:35,496
By collecting
ambient energy from space.
383
00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:37,832
That's what must've pulled
the laser in in the first place.
384
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,250
But it's still a telescope,
385
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,918
Just with
a really high-tech mirror.
386
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:42,753
You've got
less than ten minutes
387
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:45,047
To tell me everything you know
about that telescope.
388
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,557
Okay, brand, cover corbeaux
as he works the control panel.
389
00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:55,516
I'll keep an eye out--
390
00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:57,268
Uh!
391
00:17:57,351 --> 00:17:58,477
Oh!
392
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:03,816
Hey, what are you
so happy about?
393
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:06,027
You'll find out
in about six minutes.
394
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,028
Ah!
395
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:12,908
Any last words?
396
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,702
Tony, insult his mom.
397
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:17,371
Pepper,
now may not be the time.
398
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,372
No, really.
399
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:19,874
This guy has serious issues.
400
00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:21,292
Use it.
Push him.
401
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,462
Wow, you are pathetic.
402
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:27,590
Everything your mom
said about you, true.
403
00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:30,259
No wonder the maggia
didn't want you.
404
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,927
And do you
really expect me to believe
405
00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:33,846
You're gonna
destroy new york?
406
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,848
No, not you.
407
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,850
It's too big for you.
408
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,352
Arthur Parks
is a nobody,
409
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:40,770
And he always will be.
410
00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:41,771
Ah!
411
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,064
Uh.
412
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,232
New york's going to burn,
413
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:47,276
And I'm gonna make you watch.
414
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,820
And then I'll do another city
and another.
415
00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:52,573
And it will all be on you,
Iron Man.
416
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,296
Corbeaux, brand,
get to the controls.
417
00:19:08,589 --> 00:19:11,842
Uh.
418
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:21,519
Orbital platform in range
in 72 seconds.
419
00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:23,145
Come on.
420
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,313
Come on.
421
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:27,650
Uh.
422
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,490
Override S.H.I.E.L.D. systems.
423
00:19:34,532 --> 00:19:36,826
Recalibrate telescope optics.
424
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,327
Accessing.
425
00:19:38,369 --> 00:19:39,328
Recalibrating.
426
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,332
Now you all pay.
427
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:45,918
No.
428
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:49,130
No, you can't do this.
429
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,007
You can't stop me.
430
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,842
I'm the Living Laser.
431
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,343
Do you hear me?
432
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,637
I'm the Living Laser!
433
00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:02,601
Iron Man!
434
00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:04,729
Iron Man to Nick Fury.
435
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,439
The Living Laser is secure.
436
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:08,441
Now do me a favor
and don't blow us up.
437
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:09,442
Fury?
438
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,068
Fury?
439
00:20:11,152 --> 00:20:12,987
You had
1.7 seconds to spare,
440
00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:14,780
In case
you were wondering.
441
00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,660
Will keep him here.
442
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,203
No normal jail
can hold him,
443
00:20:21,245 --> 00:20:23,873
So he'll spend the rest
of his days on the helicarrier.
444
00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:26,709
I don't think he even
wanted to hurt anyone.
445
00:20:26,751 --> 00:20:28,586
I actually feel bad for him.
446
00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:31,088
Well, that makes one of us.
447
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,174
So were you really
gonna blow up the station,
448
00:20:33,215 --> 00:20:35,051
Or was that just
some tough-guy act?
449
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,011
The only doubt I had
was whether or not
450
00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:38,596
To push the button early.
451
00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:40,931
What is your problem?
452
00:20:41,015 --> 00:20:42,433
This isn't fun and games.
453
00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:44,101
And just because
you cleaned up this mess,
454
00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:46,062
It doesn't make you a hero.
455
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,438
I only want to help.
456
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:48,773
I could work with S.H.I.E.L.D.
457
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:49,815
We could do--
stop.
458
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:51,442
Here's a piece of advice.
459
00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:53,110
Quit while you're ahead.
460
00:20:53,194 --> 00:20:55,655
You've had your fun,
now leave it to the pros.
461
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:58,407
Right now, you're a loose cannon
in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s eyes.
462
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,701
You just better make sure you
keep doing more good than harm,
463
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:03,412
Because the minute you mess up,
we'll take you down...
464
00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:05,665
For good.
465
00:21:13,798 --> 00:21:16,759
Oh, I wasn't worried at all,
by the way.
466
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,344
It's true.
467
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,638
The crying and screaming,
that's pretty normal for her.
468
00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:21,806
Come on, Pepper.
469
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,432
Let's give tony some space.
470
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,060
Sorry.
471
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,882
sync: f1nc0
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