All language subtitles for The Spectacular Spider-Man - S02E12 - Opening Night.eng

NORMAN:
The Vault will soon be

the pinnacle of
ultra-maximum-security incarceration.

Put a super-villain in here,
and trust me, he's never getting out.

Music to my ears, Osborn.
Now that

we're finally putting
this reprobate behind bars,

I don't want him seeing
the light of day any time soon.

You don't have to take

quite so much pleasure
in this, Jonah.

Oh, but I do. I really, really do.

[DOOR BEEPS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪

♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪

♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪

♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪

♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spectacular ♪

♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪

[♪♪♪]

Wow, haven't been "in stir"
five minutes

and already I'm climbing the walls.
Heh, heh. Get it?

No? No love?

Fine. Hey, just remember,
I'm only here

because Normikins asked me
to test the security.

So if you're watching, and I know you
are, Picklepuss, don't get any ideas.

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

Delivery. Yet another
OsCorp sensor system for the Vault.

All right.
Everything seems in order.

You, uh, know where to go?

I do indeed.

Never thought I'd find myself
busting into prison.

MAN:
One hour. Curtain in one hour.

Oh, my cast is battling stage fright

and the director's battling stage panic.

Where is my Puck?

Where is Harry Osborn?

Working on it.

Oh, hello, Gwen? Hey, it's M.J.

Have you seen Harry?

His butler said
he left home hours ago,

but he's beyond late
and not answering his OsBerry.

Sorry, I... I haven't seen him all day.

But he's so excited about the show.
I'm sure he'll be there.

[LINE RINGS]

PETER [ON MESSAGE]:
It's Pete. Message me.

Hi, Petey.
Just a little reminder about the play.

Since Mark, uh, can't be here,

I really need a friendly face
in the seat I saved you.

Next to my parents?

Remember, you, uh, promised.

DEVEREAUX:
Where is my Puck?

Oh, and call if you've seen Harry.

[♪♪♪]

COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Alarm bypassed for maintenance.

All right, little stolen OsBerry,
do your stuff.

Mapping Vault utilities.

Charting junctures
with pre-existing prison.

If breaking out is this easy,

then little Felicia
will be one felicitous felonious feline.

Ha! He's been like that for over
an hour. You got him beat, Osborn.

[PHONE RINGS]

Menken, I'm in the middle
of a crucial test here. What?

Fine. Gentlemen.

You can't leave now.

You'll miss the web-head's
glorious humiliation.

No choice.
Urgent OsCorp business.

Besides, I'm sure I'll read all about
Spider-Man in tomorrow's Bugle.

Story's already written, Norm.

PETER: Jonah must be dancing
a jig by now. Who can blame him?

I've checked every inch of this cell.
It's seamless.

I want the Vault to be escape-proof,

but it would be sweet to see the look
on the jolly one's face if I escaped.

Ah, I can't play jailbird forever, though.

In a few minutes, I have to make
my move or ask to be released.

If I miss Liz's play, I might as well
settle in here permanently,

because I'll never get out
of the doghouse.

Hello, Mr. Allan. Mrs. Allan.

Mm. I see Liz's boyfriend
hasn't arrived.

HOUSEMAN:
Miss Stacy.

Oh, Houseman. I thought Harry
saved these seats for his mom and dad.

I'm afraid Master Harry's parents
are otherwise occupied.

[SIGHS]

I just hope Harry
isn't otherwise occupied.

DEVEREAUX:
Mr. Osborn's still a no-show,

which leaves us with only one option.

I must play the Puck myself.

[♪♪♪]

Or Hobie could do it.

Mr. Brown? He knows the role?

He knows it cold. I saw him at
the Lincoln Dynamic Youth Center.

He subbed for Osborn
on the gridiron.

Compared to that,
this'll be a snap.

A snap. Mm.

Well, the Muses know
I didn't want to take the stage.

To the dressing room, Brown.

You are now that shrewd
and knavish sprite. Go.

[♪♪♪]

What he's up to?
He's making his move.

What move? He still can't
get out. And my men will...

PETER:
Be here any second. Gotta book.

[CUFF BEEPS]

[GROANS]

RESNICK [OVER RADIO]:
Releasing tranq-gas into the cell.

We're in position.

Sir, I don't see the prisoner.

RESNICK: Opening
the inner door. Move in.

[MEN GRUNTING]

All right, Spidey,

we know you're in there.

I wouldn't poke that
if I were you.

[♪♪♪]

[MEN GRUNT
THEN GASP AND COUGH]

Told them not to poke that.

Oh, and, uh, Picklepuss, ta-da!

Ugh! Warden, if the web-head's not
back behind bars in 6.2 seconds, I...

RESNICK:
Calm down, Jameson.

Getting out of the cell
was only half the battle.

Lockdown.

[ALARM WAILING]

Gas every corridor.

Sir, the gas, it won't activate.
Why isn't that gate closed?

What part of lock-down
didn't you understand?

Sir, I hit the command sequence.
All Vault gates should be closed.

Nothing's responding.

You've been hacked. Your men are no
longer in electronic control of the prison.

Then we'll regain control
the old-fashioned way.

All officers, mobilize. Code Red.
We're locked in.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Every single one of my men
are trapped inside their stations.

But... But how did
the web-head do it?

With guards wrapped up
All neat and tidy

I help, or herd, my dear friend Spidey

I'm in a rhyming mood tonight.

PETER:
Surprised they haven't caught me yet.

[♪♪♪]

This must be my floor.

[GRUNTS]

INMATE:
Hey, look. It's Spider-Man.

Well, well, if it isn't Fancy Dan
and his little pal Ox. Heh.

Where's Montana?

MONTANA:
Right here, bug.

Ooh. And rooming with
the not-so-mysterious Mysterio, I see.

How's that working out?

Open up these here cell doors
and we'll show you.

Tempting, tempting, but, no.

SILVERMANE:
So you just stopped by to gloat?

I was in the neighborhood,
so how could I resist

tormenting all the crooks, thugs
and hoods I put away?

[CACKLING]

[♪♪♪]

SPIDER-MAN:
You know, maybe "torment"

was a poor choice of words.

Finally, we're getting started.

[♪♪♪]

Godspeed, fair Helena.

Call you me fair?

That fair again unsay.

Demetrius loves your fair.

O, teach me

with what art you sway
the motion of Demetrius' heart.

MARY JANE: Take comfort.
He no more shall see my face.

Take him. He can't stop all of us.

SPIDER-MAN: Now, now,
boys, no pushing, no shoving.

Single file is the polite way
to attack the hero.

[♪♪♪]

[MEN YELLING AND GRUNTING]

Gracious. Who'd have guessed

convicted felons
could be so unmannerly?

We're wasting an opportunity.

Enforcers, we need to get organized.

You got yourself a posse,
Silvermane. And then some.

See, you learn a lot about a guy
sharing a cell.

Like whether or not he's human.

Oh, man, I knew he was a bot.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Ah, now what?
Hi, Daddy.

PETER: Not sure why
the cavalry hasn't arrived,

but I better play keepaway until
I come up with, I don't know, a plan.

Rematch. Rematch.

The web-head we'll shred.
Johnny needs new shoes.

I hate these guys!

I love these guys. Ha! Someone
should give them their own show.

Jonah, you can't seriously
be rooting against Spider-Man.

He's our only hope of regaining
control of the prison. Well?

I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

Felicia Hardy,
what were you thinking?

That my father shouldn't be
rotting away in prison.

And what if you got caught?

Last thing I want is my daughter
winding up in Rykers' ladies wing.

Besides, your timing couldn't be
worse. New York's most wanted

controls the prison, and they're
trying to exterminate Spider-Man.

Spider-Man? Here?

[HOMUNCULI SCREECHING]

HOMUNCULI 1: Missed.
HOMUNCULI 2: Drat.

HOMUNCULI 3:
Jazz hands.

Knew tearing and weaving all them
sheets together was time well-spent.

PETER: Spider-sense tingling
nonstop. Can't grok where the next...

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[GRUNTS]

Hold him, Ox. I need the workout.

BLACK CAT:
Oh, boys.

Is Spidey really

the best dance
partner available?

Have you lost your mind or
forgotten everything I taught you?

What can I say?
I've got a little crush.

It's a chick. Here.

Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

What was your first clue,
Spidey?

The voice, the hair,
or just the way I make you feel?

[MAN GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Door's fighting me.

That'll buy us some time
at least.

FLASH: The raging
rocks And shivering shocks

Shall break the locks
Of prison gates.

We will meet,

and there we may rehearse
most obscenely and courageously.

Uh, take pains, be perfect: adieu.

HOBIE:
How now, spirit! Whither wander you?

Over hill, over dale,
Through bush, through briar,

Over park, over pale,
Through flood, through fire,

I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere.

But either I mistake your shape
and making quite,

Or else you are
that shrewd and knavish sprite.

Are you not he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,

Misleads night-wanderers,
laughing at their harm?

Those that Goblin call you
and sweet Puck,

Are you not he?

Thou speak'st aright,
I am that merry wanderer of the night.

So Goblin wasn't the only sprite
To use the Vault for mischief tonight

But if Spider thinks Cat evens his odds

Gobby will open a few more pods.

Okay, what's going on?

GREEN GOBLIN [OVER PA]:
The Goblin's your savior

You owe him a favor

Spidey's trapped in the prison
Put him out of commission

The web-creep's here?

Why would I do your dirty work,
Goblin?

I'm already in prison. What can you do?

Oh, just to be perverse
I'll activate your curse

To prevent it getting worse
Put the web-head in a hearse

SILVERMANE:
Get that cell open now.

Cat, you're a sight for sore eyes.

My curative powers
aren't limited to the eyes.

Don't start.
What are you doing here?

Oh, you won't like it, boy scout.
Cat, don't.

But I'm here to bust out my dad.

Spider-Man, meet Walter Hardy
a.k.a. the Cat Burglar.

PETER:
That face.

[GUNSHOT]

Black Cat's father
murdered Uncle Ben.

Ill met by moonlight...

[♪♪♪]

And never met we,

But with thy brawls
Thou has disturb'd our sport.

As in revenge,

The ox hath therefore
stretch'd his yoke in vain.

Tricky webbing.
Sticky webbing.

And tasty too.

Web-creep in there?
Then move it, pip-squeak.

[♪♪♪]

[YELLS]

SPIDER-MAN: Just so you know, there's
no way I'm letting you bust this guy out.

Says the spider
desperate for the kitty cat's help.

I'm not that desperate.
Never that desperate.

Gee, Dad, what'd you do
to this guy?

Do it, kid.

Now.

A simple trade, swinger.

I help you get the prison under control,
and you look the other way for Walter.

Do you have any idea
what happened

the last time
I looked the other way for Walter?

Ahem. Is it getting warm in here?

SHA SHAN:
Weaving spiders, come not here,

Hence you long-legg'd spinners,
hence!

Hee-haw!

Ah, I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again,
Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note,

And thy fair virtue's force doth move me
to swear, I love thee.

Methinks, mistress,
you should have little reason for that,

Uh...
I beseech your worship's name.

SHA SHAN:
Cobweb.

Where are we?
Back in the Vault.

These tanks
hold the prison's tranq-gas.

Can you activate them?
Spread the gas throughout the prison?

Don't you think the warden
would have tried that? Sorry.

Someone needs to lure
the cons here, seal them in,

and manually open the tanks.

Whoever did that
would be trapped inside.

Exactly. And would a hero like you
allow anyone else to take that risk?

Shall we their fond pageant see?

HOBIE & GREEN GOBLIN:
Lord, what fools these mortals be!

[♪♪♪]

Send the little guy in, I tell you.

I only take orders
from primates.

SPIDER-MAN: Ahem. Any misbegotten malcontents
misplace an extremely handsome web-stinger?

I think the turn of phrase
you're looking for is "Get him!"

ALL: Get him!
Pistachio!

[♪♪♪]

[GOBLIN CACKLING]

Up and down, up and down
I will lead them up and down

I am fear'd in field and town
Goblin, lead them up and down

HOMUNCULI:
Can't escape Homunculi.

Trapped.
Limited time offer.

HOBIE: Monsieur Cobweb, get
you your weapons in your hand.

Curses!

Foiled again.

[SCREECHING]

Non sequitur, non sequitur, non...

[♪♪♪]

And you guys got to take the shortcut.
Now, how is that fair?

Molten Man, bet you can't hit me
from there with a lava ball.

I'll take that bet.

[GRUNTS]

Ha, ha. Sucker.

Where'd that bug get to now?

SPIDER-MAN
Ah, I never tire of hearing that.

Sweet dreams, cellmates.

Is he kidding?
No door stops Rhino for long.

WALTER:
I won't need long.

[ENGINE STARTS]

For years, the Cat Burglar took pride
in never hurting anyone.

I never even carried a gun.

But as I got older, I got slower
and I became afraid.

I made a horrible mistake
the night I ended Ben Parker's life

and I know I have to pay
for my crime.

So I'll turn on the gas.

That won't make us even.

You're not forgiven.

I understand.
Well, I don't. Dad.

WALTER:
I'm sorry, Felicia.

[ALL COUGHING]

But right now,
prison's where I need to be.

Aah! An entire penitentiary full
of Spider-haters and still he escapes.

Well, fine.

Gobby's done using surrogate
squashers and rhyme schemes.

PETER: Feels like my spider-sense
is stuck in permanent tingle-mode.

[♪♪♪]

[CACKLING]

He's back. The Goblin's back.

Cat, thanks, look, I...
Listen carefully.

I don't know what you did to infect
my father with your conscience.

But it's your fault he'll spend
the rest of his life in this hole.

And I'll never forgive you
for that.

Sir, we've regained control.

Gotta hand it to Spidey.

He beat the Vault and took out
every con in the place.

It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
They're all working together!

Oh... To what end?

[BLUSTERS]

To raise my blood pressure!

[♪♪♪]

HOBIE:
If we shadows have offended,

Think but this, and all is mended,

That you have but slumber'd here,
While these visions did appear.

And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding than a dream,

Else the Puck a liar call,

So, good night unto you all.

Give me your hands, if we be friends,

And Goblin shall restore amends.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]