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[♪♪♪]
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What did I miss?
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Aunt May, I can't believe
you don't have it on.
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They discover alien life
and you're not watching?
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Oh, Peter, aliens
are bug-eyed monsters who say:
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"Take me to your leader."
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This is a mud stain
on the space shuttle.
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Not mud. Organic mud. Living mud.
From outer space.
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NASA's not releasing images, but if
we zoom in on this shot of the shuttle...
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Right there. On the hull.
That dark patch is extraterrestrial life.
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Primitive, obviously, but organic.
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Earlier today the alien life-form
was flown to Empire State University
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where it will be studied by
top bio-geneticist Dr. Curtis Connors.
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Yes! An in.
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I hope.
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[KEYPAD BEEPING]
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Hello? Ha, ha. That's right, bro.
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The ooze has landed,
and Dr. C is back in the game.
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He's been kind of lost
since the Lizard thing.
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Discontinued most of our research,
but we're back in business again.
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I have to see it. Can you hook me up?
No go, bro. Dr. Martha has spoken.
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No visitors, no reporters,
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and for sure no photographers
she already knows she can't trust.
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PETER [IN VOICE-OVER]:
As usual, Peter Parker's out of luck.
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But maybe Spider-Man's not.
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After all, Spidey's got a zoom lens,
and the lab has a skylight.
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[♪♪♪]
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And now a peek at our strange visitor.
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And our strange visitor's visitor.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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A school locker
has better security.
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Perfect. I stop a crime
in progress,
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get pictures for the Bugle
of me and a hot cat burglar
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and slap my peepers on the ooze.
Hat trick.
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[BEEPING]
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Come to kitty.
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I never thought I'd be rescuing the
icky alien from the beautiful damsel.
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Well, I do believe it's Spider-Man.
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Easy, cat lady.
I don't want a fight.
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Name's Black Cat.
And cats don't fight spiders.
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We just bat them around.
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[♪♪♪]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Whoa.
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Oh. Better not get your goop
in my hair.
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Don't worry.
It comes off with peanut butter.
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Lovely. You've got
a sweet little skill-set, there, Spidey.
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You want in on this gig?
We could split the take.
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Gig? Take?
These words are strange to me.
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A certain captain of industry
offered an indecent amount of cash
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to steal that slime.
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Said something about
unlimited scientific potential.
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Are you sure
he was a captain of industry,
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and not some industrial cadet
showing off for the girls?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I know when a man's showing off.
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So, what do you say, hot stuff?
Want a slice of the mud pie?
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It is tempting, but then I'd have to
turn in my superhero discount card.
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Mm. Too bad. I like us together.
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But we only just met.
And I'm not that kind of spider.
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Give a cat a chance, and she'll
make you that kind of spider.
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Ha, ha. Stop, I'm blushing.
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What in the...?
Dr. Connors.
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Two's company,
three's a corroborating witness.
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The life-form. Where is it?
Black Cat. She must have...
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But how?
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When? Call the cops.
I'll go after her.
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So much for this gig.
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Bad kitty. Maybe I can still find her.
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Aw, heck, I never even got
a good look at the gunk.
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN:
Read all about it!
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Spider-Thief and accomplice
steal E.T.
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And Spider-Man's come in
through the skylight before?
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Yes, but never to steal anything.
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I actually thought Spidey
was a hero.
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And I actually thought Pete
was a human being
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but he was here taking pictures
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and couldn't be bothered
to call the police.
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But... Don't bother, Gwen.
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Bro had his second chance.
I'm done.
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[PHONES RINGING]
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Boss, I'd like a word.
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How about "scram"?
Or two words: "Scram, kid." Or 17:
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"Get out of my office in 2.3 seconds
or I'll staple you to a flagpole."
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How did you count so...?
Never mind.
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I can't believe you're printing
flat-out lies.
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Lies? You callow,
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insubordinate pup.
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The Bugle only prints facts.
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And whatever
it takes to connect the facts.
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Yeah, but I was there.
Taking pictures from the roof.
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Spidey was trying to stop Black Cat
from stealing the ooze.
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They didn't leave together.
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Looked that way to an amateur like you,
but it's standard crook behavior.
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They met up to divide the spoils.
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Ask Dr. Connors. He was there.
Last night? Read the article, kid.
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Connors didn't discover the theft
till early this morning.
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What?
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PETER:
Why would Dr. Connors lie?
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Spider-Man must be quite confused
right about now.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT]
Hello, general.
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No. Regretfully,
I have no alien to deliver.
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A known competitor beat my team
to the lab by mere minutes.
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Of course. Your down payment
will be refunded. Goodbye.
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So no paycheck?
No paycheck.
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But this story in the Bugle,
it sparked an epiphany.
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Mason, I'll need
all your mechanical ability.
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And Beck, your
special-effects expertise.
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Yeah, so, what else is new?
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Which captain of industry
or high-ranking politico
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you posing as this time,
Chameleon?
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This time I have someone
a little different in mind.
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[♪♪♪]
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PETER:
Black Cat must have taken the muck.
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There's no proof in any of my pictures,
but I know I didn't take it.
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And what's with Dr. C?
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Spidey saved him from
a permanent case of lizard breath.
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I mean, how could he betray
the old web-head that way?
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And how am I ever gonna clear
my friendly neighborhood name?
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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And the crazy thing?
They think I stole the alien.
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I never even got a good look at it.
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Ooh. That's a good look for you.
And I'm flattered, truly.
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See? I knew we made a connection.
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You. You're the real thief.
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Because I stole your heart?
Heard it before, swinger.
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What the heck?
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I've been looking for you.
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I know I don't like being blamed
for crimes I didn't commit.
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Or any crimes, really.
Bad for business.
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So the frame-up must really annoy
an ex-primary-color guy like you.
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Huh? Uh, uh... Yeah.
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You didn't steal the ooze,
did you?
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Oh. You know I didn't,
short, dark and handsome.
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You were there.
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So unless you took it...
I didn't take it.
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Calm down. I didn't think so.
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But if you're fed up enough
with the thankless hero thing
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to match your image to mine,
then I have to ask:
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Are we going to be
bad guys together,
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partner? Or just plain bad?
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Oh-ho. Was it something I said?
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SPIDER-MAN:
Guess I found the ooze.
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Or it found me.
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Face it, Spidey, alien life has
permanently bonded itself to your suit.
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Best case, you're in for one monster
of a dry-cleaning bill. Oh!
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[CROWD CLAMORING]
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Perfect, now I'm flying a glider.
Gotta ditch in Central Park.
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No. Eddie and I lost our parents
in a plane just like that.
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Whoa. Can't believe I made that leap.
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I hope I'm strong enough for this.
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[GRUNTING]
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Trouble is, I'm not close enough
to a building for my web to carry.
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Still. Nothing to lose.
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Oh, slick! Did I do that?
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Or did the ooze actually upgrade
my spider-ness?
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[♪♪♪]
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Look out!
Run!
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PETER: if I can use the ooze to
help more people as Spider-Man,
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and not incidentally earn
more photo money as Peter Parker,
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then maybe it's okay that I sort of
unintentionally stole the slime
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from the Connors' lab.
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And maybe it's better for everyone
if I don't return it.
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Course, that's not really my call.
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But obviously it was the right call.
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Yeah, I could get used to this.
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Hey, Aunt May.
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[SIGHS]
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Aunt May, what's wrong?
Oh, Peter. I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to frighten you.
It was just the heat from the stove.
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And I am a little tired.
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I'm not surprised.
You've been cooking nonstop.
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There's enough food here
to feed the Rhino.
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I'm testing recipes. We can
give the extra to the food drive.
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Come on, let's get you to bed.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[HORN HONKS
THEN CAR ALARM BLARING]
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Spider-Man just robbed the bank!
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[♪♪♪]
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FLASH:
Cut it out!
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Aw, what's the matter, Fwashie?
Does the twufe hurt?
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[ALL LAUGH]
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It's not the twufe.
I mean, it's not true.
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If it's Make-Fun-of-Flash Day,
how can I help?
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Little Fwashie's mad because his hero
turned out to be a big crook.
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The guy in the pictures
ain't the real Spidey.
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Any guy can put on a costume.
Puny Parker wore one last week.
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SALLY: Can Puny Parker
stick to walls and sling webs?
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Face it, Flash. The Bugle has
undeniable photographic evidence.
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Forget the Bugle!
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There's no way I'm ever gonna
believe Spider-Man's turned to crime.
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Then you're the only one.
Ha-ha-ha.
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No sudden moves, friends.
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[♪♪♪]
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Your friendly neighborhood
web-shooter's
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in a frisky mood.
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Behind you.
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My insect early-warning system's
tingling.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SHUTTER CLICKING]
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Fill her up.
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[♪♪♪]
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JAMESON: Wonderful. Ha.
Perfect. Tomorrow's front page.
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Mr. Jameson, these pictures...
Too late, Parker.
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Got all the pictures I could ask for.
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Joe Anonymous
is letting me have them for free.
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As I predicted,
the web-head's turned out to be
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just another thug in a mask.
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Soon he'll be caught, jailed
and run out of town.
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How can he be jailed
and run out of town?
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I'm giddy as a schoolgirl.
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[♪♪♪]
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PETER: Never thought I'd
be on the lookout for, well, me.
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Hey, crime spree. Was hoping
you'd swing this way again.
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Cat. Listen, I'm innocent.
Obviously.
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Doesn't that imposter know
black is the new red and blue?
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Yeah, I'd turn him black and blue,
if I could find him.
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Well, as it happens...
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHATTERING]
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How can you be so sure
he'll hit here?
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00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,163
I think like a thief.
241
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,792
A boat full of overdressed fat cats
is a can't-miss proposition.
242
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,002
Wait.
243
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:43,091
Ooh. Mayor Waters is wearing
the Stuyvesant Tiger.
244
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,550
I want it.
245
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,053
Cat, no door prizes.
246
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,765
Try focusing
on how we get aboard.
247
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:54,811
Please, I'm a professional.
I come prepared.
248
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,146
Hello, so glad you could make it.
249
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,440
I'm wearing a fortune
in borrowed jewels.
250
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:03,361
Let's get moving before a certain
arachnid decides to crash my party.
251
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,531
I don't buy it, Your Honor.
I've seen Spider-Man in action.
252
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,534
I can't believe he's turned to crime.
Believe it, Stacy.
253
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,370
The Bugle's been saying for weeks
the web-head's a fraud.
254
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:16,541
Now that I'm proven right, I assume
you've taken the proper precautions.
255
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:21,587
STACY: Don't worry, Jonah. My
officers are all on alert for Spider-Man.
256
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,966
Besides, if he was coming,
he's too late now.
257
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,135
[♪♪♪]
258
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,805
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
259
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,015
[CHATTERING]
260
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,476
Hors d'oeuvres, Your Honor?
261
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,021
Norman.
Wonderful of you to come.
262
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,191
Are you happy to see me
or my contribution?
263
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,485
And if my answer is both?
264
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,238
Then I'm investing
in an honest politician.
265
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,824
Now, if you'll excuse me...
266
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,162
[♪♪♪]
267
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,007
[CUPS AND SAUCERS CLINKING]
268
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,718
Demitasse, sergeant?
269
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:10,845
[♪♪♪]
270
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,015
SPIDER-MAN: Sweet ride.
Haven't you heard? Crime pays.
271
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,475
I'm not listening.
272
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,685
[SING-SONG]
La, la, la, la, a, la, la.
273
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,148
Ha-ha-ha. Almost there. Hold on tight.
Don't worry, I don't slip.
274
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,192
Not why I said that.
275
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,320
Uh... We're... We're close enough.
276
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,573
Ooh. My kitty sense is purring.
277
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,786
[MAN SNORING]
278
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,039
PETER:
Guess Cat was right.
279
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:43,961
And so I raise my glass
to thank you for all your support.
280
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:49,300
And after the election,
your city will thank you too.
281
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,676
[CROWD GASPING]
282
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,472
As will your friendly
neighborhood Spider-Thief.
283
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,766
I knew it.
284
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,268
[CROWD CLAMORING]
285
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,855
CHAMELEON: Fill them up, folks.
Take him.
286
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,901
[GROANS]
287
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,111
[OFFICERS SNORING]
288
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,864
[♪♪♪]
289
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,744
Your Honor, if you
hold that Tiger too tight,
290
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,788
I bite.
291
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,335
He's too tall. This guy's a fraud.
292
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,838
Spider-Man is not a fraud.
Can't believe I just said that.
293
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,674
Behind you.
294
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,806
That's spider-strength, people.
Think I can fake that?
295
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,350
SPIDER-MAN:
Actually, I do.
296
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:43,020
And who are you supposed to be?
Spider-Man. The real one.
297
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,148
The real one? You don't even
have the costume right.
298
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,776
I'm in mourning for
my buried rep.
299
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,365
Like pickle-puss will be when
he's forced to print a retraction.
300
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,451
Retraction? Listen, web-head,
nobody tells J. Jonah...
301
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,455
See? Even the jolly one himself
knows I'm the genuine article.
302
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,915
[♪♪♪]
303
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,262
Now, that's spider-strength.
Accept no substitutes.
304
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,139
Demitasse, Spider-Man?
305
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,391
[CROWD COUGHING]
306
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,852
WATERS:
They took the Tiger.
307
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,813
CHAMELEON:
Yeah, we need to go.
308
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,153
BECK:
incoming.
309
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,071
[♪♪♪]
310
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,057
We'll let them settle this
Spider-Man to Spider-Man.
311
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,225
[BLOWS LANDING]
312
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,187
Thanks, Cat, I owe you one.
At least.
313
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,275
Whoa!
314
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,945
PETER:
Wow, the new onesie.
315
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,906
I can feel it balancing me.
316
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,034
Compensating for the boat,
the water, everything.
317
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,327
[♪♪♪]
318
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,610
[POWERING UP]
319
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,656
How about a taste
of spider-punch?
320
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,616
Tell me I don't sound like that.
321
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,786
Or at least that I offer
a higher-quality quip.
322
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,372
Waah!
323
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,463
[GROANING]
324
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,758
The one and only. Got it.
325
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,552
My hero.
326
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,849
You heard me, a retraction.
327
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,894
But on Page 42, in 4-point font.
328
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,021
[INDISTINCT
POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
329
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,398
I'm satisfied you're innocent,
Spider-Man.
330
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,026
We'll find out what
Chameleon did with the E.T.
331
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,194
Actually, I sort of...
332
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,528
PETER:
What are you doing?
333
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,572
You tell the truth
and they'll take the suit.
334
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:25,159
You need its power to help people.
335
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,120
I sort of figured you'd say that.
336
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,997
Then I'll say this too:
337
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,751
As long as you wear a mask,
some folks will always wonder.
338
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,963
Night, captain.
Captain Stacy. The Tiger. It's not here.
339
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,257
All right, Chameleon, where's...?
340
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,259
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
341
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,844
[♪♪♪]
342
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,685
[♪♪♪]
343
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,482
We made a pretty good team.
Maybe you should change sides.
344
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,027
Okay, then why did you help me?
345
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,654
You really don't know?
346
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,865
Mm.
347
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,492
[SIGHS]
348
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,410
[♪♪♪]
349
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,292
Mm.
350
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:21,423
Wow, Cat. I had no idea
you felt that way.
351
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,551
Uh, Cat?
352
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,387
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
353
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:27,805
[GROANS]
354
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,015
[♪♪♪]
355
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,148
[♪♪♪]
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