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HAUNTING MUSIC
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DOOR OPENS
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HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES
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WlND HOWLS
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DOOR CREAKS
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Oh, excuse me. I've just
been draining a kidney.
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You're Mr Parkway, I take it?
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Er, Dr Parkway, yes.
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You must be Mr Wilson?
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Oh, call me Dick. Everyone does.
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So have you ever
been champing before?
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Sorry?
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Champing - camping in a
church. That's what we call it.
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Though it does have unfortunate
connotations of someone
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eating with their mouth full.
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Ah, no, I haven't, actually.
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My wife booked this as a Christmas
present, but sadly, sh...
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As I'm sure you're aware, it
costs a pretty penny to preserve
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these old buildings, and champing
is our biggest money-spinner.
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We let them all in, every
creed, faith, culture -
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as long as they pay
their overnight fees.
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Speaking of which...?
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Oh, yes, sorry. I only
have a card, I'm afraid.
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I've got my swiper.
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HE CHUCKLES
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As you see, I've set
up your bed here.
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Some churches put a full-size
Queen Anne in the transept,
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but speaking personally, I
don't think it's in fitting.
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I said to Canon Berry man, I
said, "We're not an Airbnb."
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"No, Dick", he said,
"we're a Prayer C of E!"
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HE LAUGHS
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85 and sharp as a blade.
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Many's the time I've seen
him do a Wordle in two.
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Ah, yes, um, I set up a
little lounge for you here,
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with some literature on
the history of the place.
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Fascinating. Did you know
that in the 15th century...?
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Uh, can I ask, um, do you
spend the night here also,
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or will you eventually leave?
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Oh, I'll soon be out of
your hair, don't worry.
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I have to tell you that
we've never had a booking
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on Christmas Eve before!
CARD READER BEEPS
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Oh, thank you.
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Your wife will be joining
you later, will she?
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No, she passed
away in the autumn.
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I am so sorry.
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So sorry - I've charged
you at a two person rate.
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I'll void it and start again.
No, no, no. No, please.
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I just want to spend
a peaceful night here
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alone with my
thoughts and memories.
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Oh, I'm sure you won't be alone.
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Merry Christmas, Dr Parkway.
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And God bless us, every one.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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Hello?
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Hello?
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DISTANT RATTLING
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BAUBLE THUDS
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES
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HE GASPS
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Mr Wilson...
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is that you?
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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, my God, it's
freezing! DOOR CLOSES
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I told you it would be.
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It's a bloody church,
what did you expect?
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What did I expect on
Christmas Eve night?
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Oh, I don't know, a Radisson.
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Hey, I told you, don't blame me.
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Holiday I Inn, maybe.
Blame global warming.
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Anyway, I asked that old bloke
to try and get us some booze.
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Champers for the champers.
That should cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, watch this.
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Our lager which art in
barrels, hallowed be thy ale.
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Thy kegdom come, I will be
drunk, at home, as in the tavern.
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Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
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as we forgive those
who spill against us.
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Deliver us not into inebriation,
for thine is the stout,
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the bitter, and the lager,
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forever and ever, barmen!
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HE LAUGHS You're
not funny, you know.
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Course I am. Hey, do you want
to see my little white balls...?
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Ooh!
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Oh, my Lord!
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Not quite, I'm afraid. He
arrives in the morning.
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You nearly give us a bloody
heart attack! Are you the vicar?
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No, no, I'm Dr Parkway, jasper,
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and I'm afraid I have exclusive use
of this church till 10am tomorrow.
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Use? I should explain - my mother
passed away earlier this year.
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She's buried out
in the graveyard.
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I simply wanted to spend the
night here in quiet contemplation.
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Oh, well, we booked it on
the website this morning.
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That Dick, the man called Dick, he
said he hadn't seen our email yet.
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I 'm pierce. This
is my wife, posy.
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Like the flowers. Yeah, because
when her mam got pregnant with her,
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the first thing she said
was "Thanks a bunch."
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Ignore him, he's pathetic.
I'm sorry about your mother.
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We were supposed to be
going to Lapland yesterday,
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only they rang up and said
there wasn't any snow.
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How unfortunate.
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Yeah. They said we could still go
and they'd put us up in a shed,
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but we thought, well, if it's
not an igloo, what's the point?
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Well, I hate to disappoint
you but as you can see,
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there's only one bed set out.
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Don't worry about that.
We've come prepared.
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Sleeping bags at the ready.
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We'll just set up
here beside you.
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Who wants a brew?
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Oh, sorry.
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WIND HOWLS
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These biscuits are nice,
po. Do you want one?
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I don't think they're for us,
Pierce, they're like church wafers.
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What do you mean?
It's the Eucharist.
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The body of Christ.
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Oh, shit!
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Sorry! They taste like
rich teas, anyway.
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The most boring of all biscuits.
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Apart from them Nices which,
ironically enough, are horrible.
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I'll go and see if
there's anything else.
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There's got to be a
kitchen somewhere. Yeah.
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Especially with all these
lady vicars now. Idiot.
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HE CHUCKLES
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CLEARS THROAT
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So, are you a religious
man, then, Jaz?
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Not particularly, no.
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It's the building itself
I'm most interested in.
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Oh, right, you're more like
a history doctor, then,
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Indiana Jones, Da
Vinci Code stuff?
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You could say that, yes.
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"Doctor, Doctor, I 've got a chip up
my nose, a sausage in my left ear,
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"a carrot in my right ear,
what's the matter with me?"
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The doctor says, "You're
not eating properly."
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Tough crowd.
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POSY SCREAMS
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Oh, my good godfathers!
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Who is it?
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I don't know.
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I just pulled back the
curtain, and he were there.
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I thought it was Paul Hollywood.
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You wouldn't want
him reaching out
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and giving you an
handshake, would you?
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It's St Nicholas.
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The original Santa Claus.
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You mean the Coca Cola one?
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Uh, a little before
that, I believe.
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Patron Saint and protector
of children dating back
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to around 300 AD,
possibly even earlier.
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What's his origin story?
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It's not X-Men, Pierce!
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Actually, St Nick was an
"Avenger" in his own way.
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Three small children were
said to be lost one night,
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after straying too far from their
homes whilst playing in the woods.
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As darkness fell, they
came across an old building
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belonging to a butcher.
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He offered them food and
shelter for the night,
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and they eagerly
accepted his invitation.
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However, once inside, the
butcher set upon the three boys,
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slitting their
throats one by one.
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Bloody hell!
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He then cut up the
children's bodies
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and laid the pieces
in a salting tub,
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preserving their flesh to sell
as ham to the nearby villagers.
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Seven years had passed when
Nicholas, the Bishop of Myra,
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was riding in the woods
and came upon the house.
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He demanded that the butcher
open up his barrels of salt.
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When he saw the contents,
Nicholas performed a miracle,
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restoring the three boys to
life and sending them home
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to their astonished parents.
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Lucky for them.
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The myth also explains
why we now hang pickles
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or gherkins as Christmas
tree decorations.
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Oh, we've got one of
them! A big green one.
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Posy calls it the
Grinch's co... Pierce!
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Yes, It's an unusual derivation,
the pickling or preserving
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of children's bodies
in salt or vinegar. Mm.
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Did you bring any crisps? I think
we've got some cheese puffs.
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Oh, right.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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♪ O little town of Bethlehem
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♪ How still we see thee thy
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♪ Among the hills and daffodils
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♪ Do-do-ba-da-do-do-ba... ♪
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Would you be quiet,
please? Sorry?
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Would you please stop singing?
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I'm trying to work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry.
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I'm just getting in the mood.
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I'm looking for somewhere
nice to hang my stocking...
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How about round your neck?
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Pardon? Uh, anywhere
around the nave.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Have you not got one? I think I've
got a spare in here somewhere...
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HE SIGHS
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They're a bit laddered
around the gusset,
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but you could pop
a tangerine in.
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That's very kind.
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Shall I just hang them on
the end of his bed? Yeah.
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♪ O little town of Bethlehem
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♪ How still we see thee thy... ♪
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SINGING FADES
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WET GURGLING
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Is somebody there?
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GURGLING CONTINUES
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TIMBERS CREAK UNDER HIS WEIGHT
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BEAMS GROAN
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TIMBERS CREAK
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SCRAPING
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CLUNKING
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SCRAPING NEARBY
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Hello?
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Only me! Just wondered if
you might like to join us
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for a little tot of
Bristol Cream, eh?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Christmas Eve.
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The most magical
night of the year.
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I used to love it when was a
kid. You still are a bloody kid!
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Do you have any children?
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No.
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No, we don't.
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Still, um... believe in
Santa though, don't we?
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Well, you know, this church has
a unique link to St Nicholas,
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hence the display.
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Would you like to hear it?
It does involve a ghost.
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Oh, now you're talking.
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Hey, Doc, pull up a pew!
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I 'd rather not, if it's
all the same to you.
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Oh, come on! A ghost story
for Christmas!? It's perfect.
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I don't believe in ghosts,
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and I've no interest in
made-up narratives about them.
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I assure you, Doctor, the
events I'm about to recount
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are not made up. I know that...
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for certain.
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Well?
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Seems like I don't have
much choice, do I?!
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Thank you.
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The body of St Nicholas,
like all the great saints,
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was harvested for
reliquaries and devotionals.
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Sorry, you've lost me already.
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Relics are the bones or body
parts of venerated individuals,
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often stolen from tombs and
sold all around the world.
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They used to be a big
business. They still are.
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What would you say
if I were to tell you
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that the jawbone of St Nicholas
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is hidden in this very building?
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Is it?
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00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,899
I can tell you that it
has not yet been found,
249
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:22,390
but I have reason to believe that
it resides here... somewhere.
250
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:25,749
And why do you believe that?
251
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:29,669
Because of what I
saw with my own eyes,
252
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:34,429
five years ago on Christmas Eve.
253
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:35,939
Here we go.
254
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,510
Hold my hand, Pierce.
255
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:42,169
I 'd extinguished the last of
the candles, and I was leaving
256
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:45,590
with just the light from my
phone screen to see me out.
257
00:16:45,591 --> 00:16:47,219
HE CLICKS FIlNGERS
258
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,669
Why didn't you
turn your torch on?
259
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,379
I didn't know it had one.
260
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,179
HE CLICKS FINGERS Carry on.
261
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:58,379
I was standing over
there by the pulpit,
262
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:03,762
and I heard a noise
by the Christmas tree.
263
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:07,629
I genuinely thought, " I've
really got to be careful here
264
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,509
"because I might end up locking
someone up in the church
265
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:12,739
"and they might
freeze to death."
266
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,539
We had that in the
school where I clean.
267
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:19,789
A homeless man was living in
the gym equipment cupboard,
268
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,179
sleeping in the vaulting box.
269
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:26,389
The deputy head had to coax him out
with a boneless banquet from KFC,
270
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,739
and the Sally Army came for him.
271
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,609
Have you quite finished?
272
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,900
Sorry.
273
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,620
I walked over to the
Christmas tree...
274
00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:41,260
and that's when I saw him...
275
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:46,836
peeping out from
behind the branches.
276
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:52,656
A figure in a dark red cloak.
277
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:57,813
His head bowed.
278
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:03,586
I kept perfectly still...
279
00:18:05,471 --> 00:18:08,249
but I wasn't
expecting what I saw.
280
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:13,469
His head slowly lifted... up.
281
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,797
It was so...
282
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,229
sad.
283
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:23,629
An old man, with kind eyes,
284
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:28,445
but such pain behind them.
285
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:35,030
And below this tender,
imploring face...
286
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:40,179
there was no bottom jaw.
287
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:45,539
Just a black lolling tongue,
288
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:49,829
dangling down into
the space below.
289
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,539
It moaned and clacked,
290
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,829
then it started to
come towards me.
291
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,651
That's when I ran.
292
00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:02,909
I ran and ran and didn't
stop till I got home,
293
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,535
and I locked the door behind me.
294
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:11,121
The next day, Christmas Day...
295
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,030
when I came back...
296
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,020
there were footprints.
297
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:24,285
Black, filthy...
298
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:30,567
footprints all
around the church.
299
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:37,139
I believe that his restless
spirit roams around this site,
300
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:40,059
longing to be whole again,
301
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:44,862
and finally be at peace.
302
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,407
ALARM BEEPS
303
00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:53,057
Right, I'd better be off.
304
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,747
HE LAUGHS AND CLAPS
305
00:19:55,748 --> 00:19:59,137
That was brilliant! I bet that
shit you up, didn't it, Doc?!
306
00:19:59,138 --> 00:20:01,667
Now do you believe in
ghosts? Of course not.
307
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,377
We are pattern-finding
creatures,
308
00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:07,057
and we rationalise what we don't
understand with ridiculous stories.
309
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:08,697
Now if you don't mind,
310
00:20:08,698 --> 00:20:11,535
I'd like to spend the rest of
the evening in my own company.
311
00:20:18,138 --> 00:20:19,934
Is that sherry free?
312
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,538
HE GRUNTS QUIETLY
313
00:20:39,498 --> 00:20:41,708
HE SNORES QUIETLY
314
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:53,700
You all right, po? Yeah.
315
00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:57,036
Are you thinking about paisley?
316
00:20:59,219 --> 00:21:01,589
I lit a candle for her. Aw...
317
00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,498
that's nice.
318
00:21:08,778 --> 00:21:10,794
Be 18 years next Christmas.
319
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:17,188
I'll book Lapland
again. That'd be nice.
320
00:21:20,258 --> 00:21:22,787
I didn't like Dick's story.
321
00:21:22,788 --> 00:21:25,827
Do you believe him?
No, course not.
322
00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:28,987
Just his party piece. He'll
have one for every season.
323
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,218
Be a giant rabbit at
Easter, witch at Halloween.
324
00:21:32,219 --> 00:21:33,667
What's summer?
325
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,987
Er... beach ghost.
326
00:21:36,988 --> 00:21:39,020
It's just a bloke with trunks on
327
00:21:39,045 --> 00:21:40,657
wandering about with
a bright red face.
328
00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:43,537
A bottle of sunblock.
Yeah, probably.
329
00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:46,693
Why, did it spook
you? A little bit.
330
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,308
It's just...
331
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,748
that night, when I was pregnant
and I had the accident...
332
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,623
something happened
that I never told you.
333
00:22:02,108 --> 00:22:04,067
That night...
334
00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:06,348
you saw a ghost?
335
00:22:06,349 --> 00:22:09,857
Not really. I was just
mopping the floor in reception
336
00:22:09,858 --> 00:22:11,897
when I saw my mother walk past.
337
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,898
I thought, "Well,
what's she doing here?"
338
00:22:15,978 --> 00:22:19,348
I waved at her, but she
didn't say anything,
339
00:22:19,349 --> 00:22:21,568
just stared at me.
340
00:22:22,698 --> 00:22:27,810
Then, suddenly, she put her hand
up on the glass and started to cry.
341
00:22:28,988 --> 00:22:33,695
Mascara running down
her face in black lines.
342
00:22:35,868 --> 00:22:38,107
Then she turned
and went off again.
343
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,168
I went to look for her,
but there was no-one there.
344
00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:47,591
That's weird. Anyway, as I was
walking home, I tried phoning her,
345
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,759
and it was as I was dialling
346
00:22:49,784 --> 00:22:52,978
that the motorbike came
off the road and...
347
00:22:56,838 --> 00:22:59,117
Bloody hell.
348
00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:03,707
A few days later, when I was in
the hospital, she came to visit me,
349
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,267
and she told me that that night,
350
00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:09,003
the night of the accident,
she'd had an awful feeling
351
00:23:09,028 --> 00:23:11,747
something bad was
going to happen to me.
352
00:23:11,908 --> 00:23:14,197
I didn't tell her
what I'd seen,
353
00:23:14,198 --> 00:23:16,784
then as she was leaving,
354
00:23:16,809 --> 00:23:19,214
she put her hand
up on the glass,
355
00:23:20,092 --> 00:23:22,433
and started to cry.
356
00:23:24,108 --> 00:23:27,769
Mascara running down
her face in black lines.
357
00:23:29,578 --> 00:23:30,887
My God.
358
00:23:32,558 --> 00:23:34,937
It wasn't a ghost.
359
00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:36,901
It was a warning.
360
00:23:39,188 --> 00:23:41,068
PHONE RINGS
361
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,917
What's that?
362
00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:49,080
Must be one of them
new-fangled machines
363
00:23:49,105 --> 00:23:51,297
that let you talk to each
other through the air.
364
00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:53,027
Come on.
365
00:23:53,028 --> 00:23:56,427
Hey! Don't leave me!
366
00:23:56,428 --> 00:23:57,708
Pierce!
367
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,508
Don't answer it.
368
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,828
Hello?
369
00:24:18,988 --> 00:24:20,628
It's for you.
370
00:24:29,018 --> 00:24:30,219
Yes?
371
00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:34,228
Boo! SHE SHRIEKS, HE LAUGHS
372
00:24:34,229 --> 00:24:37,837
You bloody idiot, what are
you playing at?! Who was it?
373
00:24:37,838 --> 00:24:40,105
No-one, they hung up. Must
have been a wrong number.
374
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,619
Come on, it's freezing
in here. HE CHUCKLES
375
00:24:43,823 --> 00:24:45,581
Hey, we forgot to
check our stockings.
376
00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:47,324
Let's see if Santa's been.
377
00:24:47,349 --> 00:24:48,937
What's on your list?
378
00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:51,707
Socks and undies,
obviously. Yeah, obviously.
379
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:55,147
Handkerchiefs with a p on which'll
never come out of the packet.
380
00:24:55,148 --> 00:24:57,917
Selection box, they're not
as big as they used to be.
381
00:24:57,918 --> 00:25:00,827
All right, Peter Kay!
It's true! What about you?
382
00:25:00,828 --> 00:25:03,787
Um, bath salts?
383
00:25:03,788 --> 00:25:07,157
Um, chocolates full of
some disgusting liqueur.
384
00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:09,827
Oh, and a shit scented candle.
385
00:25:09,828 --> 00:25:13,507
Shit-scented? How do they do
that? You don't want to know.
386
00:25:13,508 --> 00:25:14,908
HE CHUCKLES
387
00:25:17,118 --> 00:25:18,827
WET GURGLING
388
00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:21,067
SHE SCREAMS Oh, bloody hell!
389
00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:23,627
CHOKING GURGLES
390
00:25:23,628 --> 00:25:25,148
DOOR SLAMS
391
00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,028
FABRIC RIPS
392
00:25:29,479 --> 00:25:31,835
Thought they'd
never fucking leave.
393
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,858
Ho, ho...
394
00:25:59,988 --> 00:26:01,349
ho.
395
00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:04,553
Dr Parkway! Shit!
396
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:14,944
Dr Parkway, are you there?
397
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,858
I had a phone call from Pierce.
398
00:26:26,075 --> 00:26:32,288
He says he saw something
rather disturbing.
399
00:26:32,988 --> 00:26:34,428
Dr Parkway?
400
00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:38,198
BAUBLE FALLS AND THUDS ON FLOOR
401
00:26:46,788 --> 00:26:49,198
PHONE RINGS
402
00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:57,241
Hello?
403
00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:01,553
Hello?
404
00:27:11,948 --> 00:27:15,787
Doctor? Doctor?
405
00:27:15,788 --> 00:27:23,068
I'm ever so sorry if I frightened
you with what I said earlier.
406
00:27:24,508 --> 00:27:27,109
It was just a story.
407
00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:48,756
There is no ghost here,
I can assure you of that!
408
00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:00,952
Ghosts aren't real!
409
00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:04,717
It wasn't a ghost.
410
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,229
Hello?
411
00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:11,405
It was a warning.
412
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:16,218
CRASHING, HE CHOKES
413
00:28:16,219 --> 00:28:17,998
WET GURGLING
414
00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:21,359
BAUBLE THUDS
415
00:28:25,349 --> 00:28:26,867
GUST OF AIR
416
00:28:26,868 --> 00:28:29,349
GURGLING
417
00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:34,077
HINGES CREAK
418
00:28:34,078 --> 00:28:37,177
WET GURGLING
419
00:28:37,388 --> 00:28:39,128
Is somebody there?
420
00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:42,388
CLUNKING
421
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,148
SCRAPING
422
00:28:46,109 --> 00:28:47,517
Hello?
423
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,877
CLUNKING, BELL VIBRATES
424
00:28:49,878 --> 00:28:51,878
SCRAPING
425
00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:08,359
Oh, no!
426
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,028
Well, I never!
427
00:29:29,428 --> 00:29:32,013
Merry Christmas.
428
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,187
♪ Ding dong! Merrily on high
429
00:29:37,188 --> 00:29:40,587
♪ In heav'n the
bells are ringing
430
00:29:40,588 --> 00:29:48,588
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
431
00:29:49,468 --> 00:29:53,358
♪ Hosanna in excelsis
432
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:58,505
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
433
00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,566
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
434
00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:03,017
♪ Glo-o-o-o-oria
435
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:07,828
♪ Hosanna in excelsis. ♪
435
00:30:08,305 --> 00:31:08,942
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