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♪I'm thinking of you again somehow♪

♪The happiness and sorrow♪

♪Keep replaying in my mind♪

♪I thought I could love you until eternity♪

♪I have never stopped♪

♪Missing you♪

♪I can't stop♪

♪Missing your tenderness♪

♪I'll always be waiting♪

♪I'll be there waiting for you♪

♪For no reason at all♪

♪I only want us to be together♪

♪I'll be there waiting for you♪

♪Until the end of my life♪

♪All I need is you♪

♪I'm always missing you♪

=Accidentally Meow On You=

=Episode 15=

I am 1003.

How did this fact become my fault?

I found out by coincidence

that Zhou Tian and Sunday

are the same person.

Coincidence?

Why didn't you tell me

when you found out?

You didn't tell me

and watched me make a fool of myself.

After I knew your identity,

you followed me out to give me an earful.

You listed my flaws.

You trampled and stomped

on my dignity

to satisfy your pretension.

You're a pure devil.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with having flaws?

Even though you have those flaws,

I still like you.

Nothing was wrong with my confession!

It's called strategy.

Understand?

Haven't you ever seen a strategy before?

How dare you say that!

Everyone has flaws.

You didn't have to talk to me like that!

You're so arrogant and rude.

Has anyone ever taught you

how to be polite and respect others?

Calm down.

Don't be angry.

So rude!

I'm telling you,

if I ever chat with you again on WeChat,

I'll call myself the biggest fool alive!

Did you actually say that?

If I were her,

I would have slapped you.

Tian's temperament is good enough.

She didn't even beat you up.

But it was true!

Chen,

have you ever seen a man

confess to a woman

after listing all her flaws?

Then, as if he was unwilling,

he said,

"Even though you're full of flaws,"

"I still like you very much."

"You can kneel and thank me now."

Whatever you said to Tian

meant exactly the same.

Think about it!

I think,

you should properly

and sincerely

apologize to Tian.

I apologize to her?

Don't be kidding.

Sunday, I...

(Your message has been blocked.)

(Aegean Sea)

(Are you free?)

Yeah.

Are you home?

Sure. It's still early.

(Then, last night...)

(Tian,)

(your father and I)

(will pay you a visit in a few days.)

When?

(Soon.)

(In a few days.)

Why so hurry?

What do you want?

(Well...)

(I suppose that this year,)

(you and Hao)

(will have some difficulties)

(with your relationship.)

(Me, your mom,)

(your Uncle Zhang,)

(and his wife,)

(we will go to see you together.)

I knew it!

Can you stop?

Zhang Hao and I

are not a couple.

We're just friends.

If you keep doing this,

you'll make us embarrassed.

(Embarrassed?)

(You two are a perfect match!)

(Sure!)

(Tian,)

(we're not asking for your opinion.)

(We've made a decision.)

(Our two families)

(will have dinner together.)

(Uncle Zhang)

(made a reservation at a restaurant.)

(I'll text you the address later.)

Wait...

(Disconnected)

What...

What the hell!

What is going on?

My boss messed with me,

and my parents forced me to get married.

This is too much for me.

I'm so tired of this!

Xin Xin,

I'll have a sandwich.

Okay.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Tian.

Someone left a gift for you.

For me?

Who?

No idea.

(Ji Chen, do you think)

(this will make me forgive you?)

(That's not gonna happen!)

Why is there a tree branch

on this crocodile plush?

This branch means begging for forgiveness.

Begging for forgiveness? How?

This is how!

I'll go to work.

(It means to apologize and ask for punishment.)

That shouldn't be what it means...

(To Ms. Sunday)

(Dear Ms. Sunday,)

(I'm sorry for lying to you.)

("Mr. Crocodile Has 100 Days Left")

("Mr. Crocodile Has 100 Days Left") (But I had no choice.)

(I hope you can)

(give me a chance)

(Letter of Apology) (to explain to you in person.)

(Mr. Crocodile.)

A letter of apology

to smooth things over?

I didn't expect him

to be so stupid.

(Chief Executive Office)

(Chief Executive Office)

(Chief Executive Office)

(Chief Executive Office)

You're no match for me!

(Daddy)

Dad, Mom, I'm at work.

(I didn't want to call.)

(Your mom did.)

(Look!)

(Tian.)

(Tian.)

(Do you like my dress?)

(There are more.)

(Look, this one!)

(How is it?)

(This one, and this one.)

Mom,

do you have to wear a red dress to see me?

(Of course! You're going to get engaged!)

(Tian,)

(your dad and I will go to see you)

(because we want you and Hao)

(to get engaged.)

(You must do this as soon as possible.)

I've said countless times.

Hao and I are just friends.

(Well,)

(if you are really not interested in Hao,)

(I won't force you.)

(Anyway, I'm not very satisfied)

(with your Uncle Zhang.)

(I'll talk with your mom.)

(Who should we choose?)

Dad!

Don't worry about it.

(W-What do you mean?)

(Worry?)

(This weekend,)

(you have to get engaged.)

(Hey, let's talk about it.)

(Who should we choose for her?)

No need.

I...

I can choose one myself.

Oh, dear...

Did she hang up?

It's your fault!

What were you talking about?

Choose? Who else can we choose?

I was just joking.

(If I want my parents)

(and Uncle Zhang)

(to give up this idea once and for all,)

(I have to take some practical actions.)

(If Hao and I)

(remain single,)

(they will never)

(give up their hope.)

(So,)

(I have to find a boyfriend.)

(No.)

(A fake boyfriend.)

(And...)

(Who should I choose?)

(It seems like)

(I don't have a lot of options.)

(This liar!)

(Get out of my head!)

Mr. Ji.

Yes?

Wow, Mr. Ji.

I'm impressed.

I only heard that someone

could recite a book backward.

But I've never seen anyone reading a book upside down.

I'm very impressed.

It seems

your reading skill is improving.

I'm talented.

What do you want?

(Kevin, Chen Can)

Oh, I almost forgot.

(Xin Xin) And Xin Xin.

Dad, Mom.

This is my boyfriend,

Kevin.

Nice to meet you.

Hello.

Hey, waitress!

What's wrong with this fish?

It's too greasy!

There's too much soy sauce in it!

And that pigeon,

was it an adult pigeon

before you make it into a dish?

And those vegetables,

are those organic and pollution-free?

Did your chef graduate

from a famous culinary school?

No way.

Kevin is a monster.

Dad, Mom.

This is my boyfriend, Chen Can.

Nice to meet you.

Sit.

Well, you...

Er...

He must be hungry.

Come on! Please eat.

Okay. Let's eat.

Try this. And this one.

It's tasty.

Waitress, the bill, please.

Hi, sir.

That will be 368 yuan in total.

Show me the ticket, please.

Well,

you see,

this meal costs 368 yuan.

This fish costs 88 yuan.

I didn't eat any of it,

so I need to subtract its price.

That will be 280 yuan in total.

This bowl of noodles costs 60 yuan.

But I only had a tiny bit of it,

and the three of you ate the rest.

I ate less than a quarter of that dish.

I guess,

I'll pay 10 yuan for it at most.

So, that will be 280 minus 60,

divided by four, then plus ten.

And... 65 yuan in total.

Do you want me to pay by WeChat

or cash?

This man

is the biggest miser I've ever seen!

No way.

Dad, Mom.

This is Xin Xin.

Nice to meet you.

What do you often do?

Me? I often hit the bar,

go to the nightclubs, and mess around!

Life is all

about partying and playing!

Xin Xin has a bubbly personality.

Are you sure you want

a playboy?

If...

I let him have a rehearsal in advance

and prepare some lines,

it should be fine.

Okay!

(Xin Xin) I'll pick you!

A watch brand wants to invite Qiao Yi

to attend their event

and become one of their first guests to experience their product.

They'll display Qiao Yi's photo

at every store nationwide.

However, Yi has been very busy recently.

He doesn't have enough time

to take a new photo.

Mr. Ji, what's wrong?

I'm thirsty.

I'll get you some water.

No need.

I'll get it myself.

He doesn't need me anymore?

What?

Your parents forced you to get engaged?

Shush.

Calm down.

It's not like that.

(Pantry) More or less.

Don't your parents

always want you and Zhang Hao to be together?

Will they come over this weekend?

Are you prepared?

Of course!

I'll ask someone

to be my fake boyfriend.

They won't believe me

no matter what I say.

They always believe there is something

between Zhang Hao and me.

So, I decided to fool them.

Are your parents

easy to fool?

Of course not.

That's why I need a plan.

I've made a decision.

I want to take three days off

to go travel

with my fake boyfriend.

I'll take many photos

in case my parents ask me for proof.

This is a good plan!

By the way,

you can ask Mr. Ji for help.

The understanding between a couple

cannot be formed

within a short period.

It's a long-term thing.

You and Mr. Ji

have the advantage.

You've been working for a long,

so you know each other well.

You can also let him make it up to you

by giving him this opportunity.

You're so clever.

Of course.

Xia Chunqiu.

Did he bribe you

or bewitch you?

You must have lost your mind.

I...

Cancel all my schedules

of this week.

Mr. Ji.

I want to take three days off.

Our hands are full.

You can't take a day off whenever you want.

You have to apply for it a week in advance,

and fill out an application

in the OA system of the company.

You'll also need the permission

of your leader.

Don't you know?

I agree.

Thank you, Mr. Ji.

I finished the publicity proposal of Qiao Yi's new book

and sent it to your email.

I'll be waiting for your comment.

Mr. Ji,

are you feeling unwell?

I'll make a reservation

with a respiratory physician.

Hey, Xin Xin.

Are you at the cat cafe?

I need to borrow you for a few days.

I'll see you soon,

and explain everything to you.

Okay!

What are you looking at?

Hello?

I'm looking at my girlfriend.

You're good.

I didn't even ask you,

and you already knew what I'm thinking.

You're good at this.

You should give me your blessing!

OK, bless you.

What do you need?

My parents are urging me to get married.

So I want to ask you

to be my fake boyfriend.

Please help me out.

Well...

Sorry.

It's too late.

Speak normally!

Well,

I did have a crush on you

at a particular moment.

But the past is the past.

I'm not asking you

to be my actual boyfriend.

I'm just asking you for help.

No, I can't.

My heart belongs to someone else.

I don't want to disappoint her.

You can...

You can ask Hao!

He can be your boyfriend.

No, he can't.

Zhang Hao

is my boyfriend now.

- What? - What?

Ten-day couple?

If he still can't fall in love with me

after ten days,

I'll fail.

So,

this weekend,

Zhang Hao will take you

to meet his parents.

His parents?

Not only his parents,

mine as well.

They set a trap for us,

waiting for us to jump inside.

They set a trap

for you two?

Why? You're not their prey.

They want me to marry Hao.

Tian,

are you really going

to marry Zhang Hao?

Of course not!

However, this time,

the four of them will come together.

I have to be well-prepared.

I didn't expect

my dad to collaborate

with Uncle Zhang.

What do you mean?

Are they enemies?

For all these years, my dad and Uncle Zhang

have been competing with each other in secret.

Uncle Zhang was a section chief,

but my dad was a deputy section chief.

As a result,

my dad wasn't satisfied

of being a deputy,

so he accepted the buy-out offer

and returned home to build a farm.

Whenever they met, they would jeer at each other.

Even so,

they still insist on you

being their daughter-in-law.

It seems

they really like you a lot.

Tian,

you won't surrender, will you?

Relax.

Hao is yours.

Xin Xin,

I need an answer right now.

Will you help me or not?

There are so many girls around.

I can always have another option.

Tian,

I'll give you another chance.

Don't let me down.

Otherwise,

we'll be broken.

I'll take that as a rejection.

Tian!

Don't go!

Why don't you ask me again?

Maybe I'll say yes this time!

Come here.

Aren't we going to the airport?

Why should we go there?

Aren't you gonna take me

to travel around the world?

Is something wrong with your mind?

Then why did you ask me

to bring my clothes

for every season?

To take photos.

If I want to fake my relationship,

I'm gonna need some real photos.

I'm telling you,

my parents are hard to fool.

So,

today,

we'll go sightseeing

as a couple

and take photos together.

May I protest?

No, you may not.

Come on!

Here!

One, two, three.

Smile.

Okay.

Look at the camera.

One, two, three.

Perfect!

All done.

Hi,

your photos are ready.

Thanks.

No problem.

Tian,

I'm exhausted.

I don't want to take photos anymore.

Alright.

These are enough.

Let's go.

I can't.

I can't walk anymore.

I can carry you.

No need.

Can you say yes to my request?

What is it?

When we came in,

I saw an amusement park.

Can we go there together?

I love the carousel.

Yes, no problem.

This old perv.

He dared to follow me!

Come on, stop looking!

Come on!

Let's go to the amusement park!

Tian, look at the camera!

Hurry up!

Give me a "V"!

Let's take a photo of us kissing!

Give me a pose.

Please!

Come on.

Mr. Ji,

didn't we come out for work?

Why are we here?

That should be enough.

Are you done?

I've been helping you all day.

This place is my favorite.

You said you wanted

to improve our relationship

and deepen our understanding.

If you're so unwilling,

I can't guarantee my cooperation.

OK.

- Keep shooting. - Come on.

Yeah!

What a boring ride.

Why is it popular?

Mr. Ji,

you don't understand.

Adults love carousel

because it has a special meaning.

Girls

enjoy the carousel

with their lovers

because during the ride

of circling around,

the view may be different,

the people around may come and go,

but the person next to you

is always the same.

However, the carousel

is the cruelest game in the world.

Chasing each other,

but there's always a distance between them.

Pretty!

(Ji Chen?)

(This perv!)

(Did he follow me here?)

Zhou Tian.

Tian, look here!

This angle is perfect!

Here.

One more.

Hurry!

Let's go.

(Exit)

Mr. Ji? What happened?

Didn't you

come here to work?

But

why are you acting so weird?

I'm still

very confused.

Who are we hiding from?

Mr. Ji, what's wrong?

Thanks.

Thanks.

Bye.

Bye.

Don't eat it.

Why?

Let's take a photo first.

Again?

Only one. Come on!

Hurry.

This way.

Here, look at the camera.

Three, two, one, cheese...

Hey!

S-Stop!

Here, wipe it.

Tian.

Look at my clothes!

How can I go to a restaurant wearing this?

It's okay,

I will buy you another.

Don't be mad.

Let's go.

This brat

is so annoying.

Tian,

this crocodile is indeed following us.

Say it.

Why are you following us

like a thief?

I knew something was wrong.

Let me see who you are!

(It's you.)

Can you please

stop tangling me?

I am just

an ordinary girl.

Everything I do

cannot affect anything

in this world.

It never had,

and it never will.

You have a whole world of choices.

You can choose someone

who is prettier and smarter than me.

I'm not suitable for you.

I have countless flaws

and very few virtues.

Nevermind.

How can someone understand the warmth of love

if his heart is cold?

Especially a crocodile like you.

You raised your head arrogantly

every single day,

waiting for your prey.

You wouldn't even shed a tear

when you devoured it.

And you even waited for the prey

to beg for your attack.

Didn't you?

You have determined to eat me alive,

haven't you?

Do it!

Do it!

What's wrong, Xin Xin?

I thought you were a sunflower,

but you are actually a cactus.

What's wrong with being a cactus?

Cactus can prevent radiation.

See?

There are too many thorns on you.

Thorns are good as well.

My thorns can protect me

and harm the bad guys.

No wonder you can't find a boyfriend

and even have to ask me for help.

Then will you help me or not?

I've already said yes.

Besides,

you took me to the carousel.

We're in the same boat now.

Good.

Well,

I'll see you then.

I'll text you the date

and the address.

No problem.

Mr. Ji!

Where have you been?

I've been looking for you.

I bought you water.

Mr. Ji, what's wrong?

Ji Chen.

You're an arrogant crocodile.

This... I...

Are you on the way?

Dad, Mom.

You don't need to worry

about my relationship with Zhou Tian.

Hello?

Hello?

Mom? Are you there?

Hello?

"My loved one"

"is my hero."

"I know"

"that someday,"

"he will marry me"

"under countless gazes,"

"wearing his gold and shining armor"

"while treading on seven-colored cloud."

"I knew how our story would begin,"

"but I didn't know how it would end."

[*The lines from "A Chinese Odyssey"]

Put away your sword.

Where's Xin Xin?

Tian took Xin Xin away

to be her fake boyfriend,

because her parents are coming.

Zhang Hao,

I have heard your parents will come as well.

Can you take me to meet them?

I can be your girlfriend.

You?

Do you want to dress like this and carry a sword?

Why?

You want to fight my parents?

Of course not!

Your parents will be happy for you

if you have found a fairy

as your girlfriend.

Besides,

I am very

diversified.

As long as you tell me

your parent's favourite type

of daughter-in-law,

I can dress myself up

according to their preferences.

Okay,

stop.

No way.

Zhang Hao,

how can you say no

- if you don't even try? - No way.

You have to give more chances

to our relationship.

No way.

No! I can't!

Don't forget our deal!

We have ten days!

No way!

Absolutely no!

Zhang Hao, please!

Please!

Zhang Hao, please! I beg you.

Where on earth is Xin Xin?

He's gonna be late!

Why are you standing here?

My baby!

Come on, give me a hug!

Wow!

Dad, Mom.

Your clothes are

so fancy!

Fancy?

Really?

These are new!

Your dad said

we had to look fancier than Hao's family.

Understand?

Seriously?

If others saw you,

they might think you would

go on a blind date.

You dummy girl.

But anyway, dad,

why do you want Zhang Hao and I

to be a couple

even you dislike Uncle Zhang so much?

If we actually get married,

you two will be related as well.

If you two become families,

your relationship will become more troublesome.

♪It was raining that day when you held me♪

♪A shooting star fell in my heart secretly♪

♪It found a place in your eyes and witnessed my promise to you♪

♪Eventually, it brightened my whole universe♪

♪And you walked into my life♪

♪But we've missed out on so much♪

♪We tried so hard to engrave each other's face♪

♪I made up my mind to drift with you all my life♪

♪But you remained deadly silent♪

♪You weren't sure about our life♪

♪No worries. I decided to be your support♪

♪I'll make the future ahead more promising♪

♪It was raining that day when you held me♪

♪A shooting star fell in my heart secretly♪

♪It found a place in your eyes and witnessed my promise to you♪

♪Eventually, it brightened my whole universe♪

♪I've spent my entire life to find you♪

♪I've never been in deep love before♪

♪Love you made me a better self♪

♪I'll be a shooting star and shine for you forever♪

♪Shine♪

♪It was raining that day when you held me♪

♪A shooting star fell in my heart secretly♪

♪It found a place in your eyes and witnessed my promise to you♪

♪Eventually, it brightened my whole universe♪

♪I've spent my entire life to find you♪

♪I've never been in deep love before♪

♪Love you made me a better self♪

♪I'll be a shooting star and shine for you forever♪

♪Shine♪