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Now it's 4 a.m. and I'm still a hound

They dropped a mean-talking Yankee off

In the last town They dropped a mean-talking Yankee off

In the last town

If I were in Kentucky I'd be shootin' raccoons

Stoned as a driver chasin' the moon

Hopped up driver

Chasin' the moon

Buyin' smokes for kids and I pocket the change

Grab a deli stick

A barely legal "Home on the Range"

- Ah. Mmm, yeah that's good.

Dust in my tracks pedal to steel

Dust in my tracks

Pedal to steel Dust in my tracks

Pedal to steel

Oh!

: It wasn't always like this. Everything used

to be clearer to me. Happiness was simple and

achievable. Medicine was God. Right and wrong

was... ...black and white. The world made achievable. Medicine was God. Right and wrong

was... ...black and white. The world made

perfect sense. And I knew exactly what I was doing in it.

Ahh. My results.

I've been a doctor for over 30 years. Lately

certain ethics of the practice have become

irrefutably grey to me.

You have one message.

- Hey, it's Alan. I uh, I hope You have one message.

- Hey, it's Alan. I uh, I hope

you've reconsidered and you're not half way to

B. C. by now. Um, look, you know the prognosis and I,

I get what Denise went through but we all want

the same thing here. For you to be around as long

as possible. Now's the time to move on this. the same thing here. For you to be around as long

as possible. Now's the time to move on this.

We're talking about the rest of your life, Cas.

- Hey Winston.

What? What do you want? You don't even talk

anymore. Speak to me. Use your words.

Excellent.

Have a good day.

Mindless shit. Sit. Excellent.

Winston. Winston-- Winston?

- Hey! This is Denise. I'm not

in. You know what to do.

- Hey. I'm coming for a visit. Yeah, long overdue.

I'll see you soon. Bye. - Hey. I'm coming for a visit. Yeah, long overdue.

I'll see you soon. Bye.

: Hey Bobby. Um, sorry, I was

doing a thing. Uh... Look, I think we need to take a

break. doing a thing. Uh... Look, I think we need to take a

break.

It's Dylan. Dylan!

Uh, look, I need some time It's Dylan. Dylan!

Uh, look, I need some time

to think, you know.

To think! No, think! Would

you please turn down the TV? I'm trying to have a

heartfelt moment with you here. No. Well no. Where you please turn down the TV? I'm trying to have a

heartfelt moment with you here. No. Well no. Where

am I supposed to go? I mean, I've lived there for

almost a year now. am I supposed to go? I mean, I've lived there for

almost a year now.

Fine, just come pick me up. Well, how do

you expect me to get home genius? Fly? Okay

whatever, I'll find a ride. You know what, forget it.

Keep watching TV.

Yeah, okay. We'll just, we'll figure it out Keep watching TV.

Yeah, okay. We'll just, we'll figure it out

when I-- when I get back, okay? It's like we're

taking a vacation.

A vacation!

No! Separately! Hello?

I like your focus. - Excuse me?

- Whatever you're writing. You seem really

zoned in. Kinda reminds me of myself. I'm-- I'm a

writer and when a thought occurs to me, I can zoned in. Kinda reminds me of myself. I'm-- I'm a

writer and when a thought occurs to me, I can

literally tune out the entire world and just focus

in on my words. It's a gift. Do you do a lot of writing?

- Would you stop, not-- don't do that please? in on my words. It's a gift. Do you do a lot of writing?

- Would you stop, not-- don't do that please?

- Oh.

- Sorry.

- Nice car!

- Thank you.

- GPS, huh?

- You were in room 1101 yesterday, weren't you?

- Yeah! Yeah. Dylan Morgan.

- Cas.

- Hi. Are you a philanthropist?

- Am I a what?

- A philanthropist. Do you have money that you

wanna throw away? 'Cause... I'm a - A philanthropist. Do you have money that you

wanna throw away? 'Cause... I'm a

philanthropee and I'm more than happy to have money

thrown at me.

- That's called a stripper.

- No it's not. So you, uh, going on a trip, Cas? - That's called a stripper.

- No it's not. So you, uh, going on a trip, Cas?

- Mmhmm.

- Where are you going? 'Cause I could use a ride.

- I'm going west.

- Shut up! - I'm going west.

- Shut up!

- No, you shut up.

- That is so perfect. That's where I'm headed

to. That-- that must be a sign.

- No, no, it doesn't have to be.

- My boyfriend lives literally, like, right up - No, no, it doesn't have to be.

- My boyfriend lives literally, like, right up

the highway, like 30 seconds away.

- How did you get here?

- I hitched a ride.

- Mmhmm. The answer's no. I'm a solo traveller.

- Okay. Of course. - Sorry. - Mmhmm. The answer's no. I'm a solo traveller.

- Okay. Of course. - Sorry.

- Yeah. No, no makes sense.

Although, you wouldn't even notice I was here.

- Yes, I would.

- No, I-- I'm quiet like a... Teeny tiny

mouse. You won't even know I'm in the car.

Thank you so much for this. Hitching can

really suck. You know, you never know what kind of

wacko is picking you up.

- I'm sorry about your friend.

- Who? - I'm sorry about your friend.

- Who?

- Uh... The guy in 1101.

- He wasn't my friend.

- He was an acquaintance?

- No, I never met him before in my life.

- Oh.

- You know, I said I was a writer, right? So - Oh.

- You know, I said I was a writer, right? So

I've been visiting your department to just really

observe human suffering. I've been visiting your department to just really

observe human suffering.

- Yes.

- I like to think that I'm suffering

vicariously through your patients - I like to think that I'm suffering

vicariously through your patients

- Huh. Haha. Isn't that nice.

- I'm actually trying to get in with this

publishing company out west. They're the best, I

mean, I submitted my manuscript to them and I'm publishing company out west. They're the best, I

mean, I submitted my manuscript to them and I'm

pretty sure they're interested but it's kinda

hard to tell 'cause they don't usually take my

calls. But, fingers crossed.

- You actually sent them something?

- Mmhmm. Action Romanture. It's a new - You actually sent them something?

- Mmhmm. Action Romanture. It's a new

genre. I invented it. It's action, romance, and

adventure, and it's all you know,

something for everybody. What about you? What adventure, and it's all you know,

something for everybody. What about you? What

were you writing?

- Nothing.

- Wanna hear something? Listen to this.

"Though she couldn't look him in the eye, she could - Wanna hear something? Listen to this.

"Though she couldn't look him in the eye, she could

see into the deepest depths of his soul. She

knew he would never outgrow his sloth-like see into the deepest depths of his soul. She

knew he would never outgrow his sloth-like

qualities. And she knew if she even hesitated for a

fraction of moment she would lose

herself inside his mobile death-trap."

- I-- I-- uh, I don't know what to say. herself inside his mobile death-trap."

- I-- I-- uh, I don't know what to say.

- I know! It's layered, right? I got all

of that from hanging out in the hospital.

- How long before we get to wherever we're going?

- Oh, it's right here. This is my street.

- Right. Thirty seconds away, huh?

- Well, it's been a slice. Have fun on the

coast. Thanks for the ride papa smurf.

Well yonder comes Miss Rosie

How in the world do you know

I know by her apron and the dress she wore

Umbrella on her shoulder

A piece of paper in her hand Umbrella on her shoulder

A piece of paper in her hand

Said she's gonna see the guv'nor

Turn loose my man

Let the midnight special shine it's light on me

Let the midnight special Let the midnight special shine it's light on me

Let the midnight special

Shine its ever-loving light on me

: Fine then. Fine. Fuck.

: Well you're the one who told me to get it.

- You got yourself a goddamn deal.

- Uh, I wanted to give you this in return--

- You're still here. Come on! - Uh, I wanted to give you this in return--

- You're still here. Come on!

- I-- uh, whoa whoa!

- Come on! - Wait! - I-- uh, whoa whoa!

- Come on! - Wait!

- Where the hell you goin'?

- Go! Go go! Come on!

- What the hell was that all about?

- I'm gonna kill you! - What the hell was that all about?

- I'm gonna kill you!

- Was that a gunshot?

- Yeah, he can get a little gun happy.

Ahh! Agh! The door slammed on my hand.

- Ugh!

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god. - Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Uh... Go! - Fuck.

- Go! - Go?!

- Yes. Go! What? Do you want to spend the rest

of your life in jail? Go! Go! - Yes. Go! What? Do you want to spend the rest

of your life in jail? Go! Go!

- Shit.

- You have totally hit him!

- Shit. Shit. Thank you! Shit. Shit. Shit. - You have totally hit him!

- Shit. Shit. Thank you! Shit. Shit. Shit.

- Relax, Cas.

- Shit! - Relax!

- How?! SH-- - Just relax!

- I took a Hippocratic Oath.

- Well, I think you're a hero. You know

what, Bobby has a terrible temper. You might've

actually saved my life.

What are you doing?

- We left the scene of a hit and run. We gotta

ditch this car. - We left the scene of a hit and run. We gotta

ditch this car.

- Cas, you gotta at least take the plates.

Haha! This car is incredible! What a deal!

It's almost as if hitting Bobby was serendipitous. I mean,

I think this is an amazing car. We should really call

it something. How about Jennifer?

- Now just lay it on there. And keep it. Don't move it.

- Ahh. Ow. Ow. So what's west?

- Excuse me? - Ahh. Ow. Ow. So what's west?

- Excuse me?

- Why are you going west?

- Uh... Uh... Uh... I'm taking a vacation.

- Huh-- Oh. Is it for a woman? You have a lady

friend out there? That-- is that what you've been

writing? About that--?

- We hit a person. You are aware of that, right?

- You hit a person.

- Uh... Okay, hah all right. Look, we-- we

passed a bus station back there, a couple of blocks

ago. I'm gonna drop you off there.

- What?! ago. I'm gonna drop you off there.

- What?!

- I'll give you some money, if you don't have some money--

- No, no, no. We can't split up. Bobby's dead.

I doubt he's dead. I barely hit him.

- He was a hemophiliac. I doubt he's dead. I barely hit him.

- He was a hemophiliac.

- Of course.

- That's when your blood doesn't coagulate--

- I know what that means.

- And we're on the lam, my friend. Just me,

you, and bright orange Jennifer.

- I don't like you.

- I've never been out west. This could actually

be pretty fun. - I've never been out west. This could actually

be pretty fun.

I never wanted to be taken

But now I'm feeling so left out

So I don't care where I go But now I'm feeling so left out

So I don't care where I go

I'm leaving Yeah I'm leaving

Got about a half a tank left

That could do but only if I'm lucky

But either way I'm leaving

Oh I'm leaving... But either way I'm leaving

Oh I'm leaving...

Hey, what's with the cooler anyway? You got

sandwiches in there or

something 'cause I could really go-- sandwiches in there or

something 'cause I could really go--

- Man, you gotta stop smoking those cigarettes.

That is an ugly habit. Your teeth are gonna rot.

- Hey, lighten up. Just 'cause you probably

killed somebody doesn't mean we can't try and...

have some fun. - Uh.. huh.. um..

- Wow. Classy joint. Last time I stayed in a have some fun. - Uh.. huh.. um..

- Wow. Classy joint. Last time I stayed in a

place like this I made 400 bucks.

That was a joke. Get it? 'Cause this place

is crack whorish. That was a joke. Get it? 'Cause this place

is crack whorish.

Oh sorry, not you.

- How can I help you?

- Uh... I, uh, we uh-- - How can I help you?

- Uh... I, uh, we uh--

- The incident has be

described as allegedly a hit and run accident.

There's no information yet on any suspects and police

are still scanning the scene for any evidence

left behind. No word yet, however, on the victims are still scanning the scene for any evidence

left behind. No word yet, however, on the victims

current condition. In other news...

Uh... uh... Any availability? current condition. In other news...

Uh... uh... Any availability?

- Is that your final answer?

- Uh... Yeah.

- Two beds or one?

- Uhh... Two. Rooms! Actually.

- And name? - Uhh... Two. Rooms! Actually.

- And name?

- Uh, Cas Pepper and Dylan Morgan.

- All right, how would you like

to pay for that?

Master card.

- Don't worry, I'll pay you back.

- Enh. - Don't worry, I'll pay you back.

- Enh.

- Keeping track. I'm keeping track.

- Enh. Enh.

- Hang on.

- Was that about Bobby?

- I don't know. I don't think so. - Was that about Bobby?

- I don't know. I don't think so.

- What do you think? How many hit and runs

happen in one day, typically?

- I don't know. Why do you think I would know? happen in one day, typically?

- I don't know. Why do you think I would know?

- 'Cause you work in a hospital.

- Would you just be cool. Be cool.

- Here you go. Sign there.

There's your card. Keys. Two rooms. - Here you go. Sign there.

There's your card. Keys. Two rooms.

Have a good stay.

This is a non-smoking env-- Oh whatever. Have a good stay.

This is a non-smoking env-- Oh whatever.

I'm driving away

Without you this time I'm driving away

Without you this time

I keep switching lanes

I can't make up my mind

I missed you already

I missed you the day that we met

I've been around

Enough times to know

That good people come

And great people go

I remember you telling me

How we're all so very small I remember you telling me

How we're all so very small

And the days go by

The days go by

Oh darling

I ache in my bones

For so many miles I call you...

- Hi, uh, uh are there any restaurants open now?

Any grocery stores?

Come in.

- Smells like an Olive Garden in here.

You know what I just realized? You're Dr.

Pepper. Which is pretty much amazing. I mean, to You know what I just realized? You're Dr.

Pepper. Which is pretty much amazing. I mean, to

have that name and then to become a doctor. Wow. If

that's not a sign, I don't know what is. Of course I

have no idea what it's a sign for. Believing in

signs and being able to interpret them are two have no idea what it's a sign for. Believing in

signs and being able to interpret them are two

very different things. Oh yeah. Mm. Thank you.

Mmm this is good! - Thank you.

- Yeah.

So um... What's uh, what's all of that?

- What? Oh, nothing.

- You know I hear Hemingway's office looked

a lot like that. You know if you're writing

something and you're stuck. I truly believe the a lot like that. You know if you're writing

something and you're stuck. I truly believe the

best way to get unstuck is to just talk it out. I

would be happy to spitball with you if you'd like. best way to get unstuck is to just talk it out. I

would be happy to spitball with you if you'd like.

- No thank you.

- All right. Suit yourself. This is amazing

by the way. I mean, I've had pasta sauce before,

like a lot. I mean, there was this six month period by the way. I mean, I've had pasta sauce before,

like a lot. I mean, there was this six month period

where you might say I lived on it exclusively.

No pasta. Just sauce. And this is by far the best

sauce I've ever tasted.

- Thank you.

- What's in it? - Thank you.

- What's in it?

- It's a secret recipe.

- You're very secretive, you know that?

- Mmmm. There we go.

- No. Hey, I'm not finished with it. All

right fine, thanks.

Well, thank you for the lovely supper, and

even lovelier company. You were super fun. Night Cas.

- Night.

Hi.

- Are you gonna kill yourself?

- What?

- I'm not judging or anything. It's fine if you are.

- Unbelievable.

- Just be good to know. Just don't want to - Unbelievable.

- Just be good to know. Just don't want to

be in the car when you're soaring off the cliff is all.

- Dylan, uh, I've decided to leave you some money.

- Really? What for? - Dylan, uh, I've decided to leave you some money.

- Really? What for?

- So you can get anywhere away from here.

And also away from me.

- We already discussed this, Cas. You

saw that news report, if Bobby's dead, which he is,

and I get caught. That's really gonna suck for you.

Besides you need me. and I get caught. That's really gonna suck for you.

Besides you need me.

- You think so?

- Yeah. I've been thinking about it all

morning. I'm going to help you write it. - Yeah. I've been thinking about it all

morning. I'm going to help you write it.

- What?

- Your note. It's obvious that you're

suffering from some serious block and uh, I'm - Your note. It's obvious that you're

suffering from some serious block and uh, I'm

a wordsmith. It's a gift. It's about time I start

giving it back.

- You're talking about-- giving it back.

- You're talking about--

- Your poorly composed suicide note.

First of all I, I uh, I prefer the

phrase "legacy" note.

- Yeah, that's delightful.

- And secondly, I've decided not to write it.

So, unfortunately, your talents are no longer required.

- No. You have to write a note, Cas.

Everybody writes a note. You can't commit suicide

without a suicide note.

I've already got some great ideas for the first

act, Cas. Um, you ever see "Leaving Las Vegas"?...

- Paying customer. With a big dick.

- Hello.

- Sorry, friend. I didn't realize you were

still, uh, here. Uh, look I'm just a couple doors

down. You mind giving me a head's up when you're still, uh, here. Uh, look I'm just a couple doors

down. You mind giving me a head's up when you're

done. I wouldn't mind gettin' in on some of the

action, if you know what I'm saying.

That's a big stack. action, if you know what I'm saying.

That's a big stack.

Mind telling me if she's worth it?

Well, you're impolite.

- Dylan? Well, you're impolite.

- Dylan?

- I was thinking we frame it in a sort of

third person narrative.

- I'm leaving if you want a ride.

- So, what would you say your theme is? Regret?

Unrequited love? That's always a good one. - So, what would you say your theme is? Regret?

Unrequited love? That's always a good one.

- Death. The theme is death.

Do you understand?

- Yes. Theme is death. Awesome. Do you understand?

- Yes. Theme is death. Awesome.

- Where are your parents, Dylan?

- Um, they are travelling circus

performers so... they're probably halfway through

Europe by now.

And not one word of that was true.

- I used to travel with them, okay? Until I

decided to branch out and pursue my writing career. - I used to travel with them, okay? Until I

decided to branch out and pursue my writing career.

Have you ever heard the story about Lost John Dean...

What is this?

- This is music.

- Uhh... It's awful. - This is music.

- Uhh... It's awful.

- There is nothing wrong with this music.

- There is nothing right with this music.

- Did it ever occur to you, Dylan, that there - There is nothing right with this music.

- Did it ever occur to you, Dylan, that there

might be something of quality in this that you

just don't understand.

- No, no. This is just terrible.

- It's bluegrass. It tells a story. You are a - No, no. This is just terrible.

- It's bluegrass. It tells a story. You are a

writer, aren't you? Give it a chance. You might

learn a thing or two. writer, aren't you? Give it a chance. You might

learn a thing or two.

Long gone from Bowling Green...

- No, I'm sorry. I hate this.

This is why people kill themselves.

Even put bloodhounds on his track

Yeah the doggone bloodhounds lost his scent

Nobody knows where Lost John went

- What did you do?

- I just figured we can't be too careful.

We're homicidal outlaws now. Well, you're a

homicidal outlaw. I just We're homicidal outlaws now. Well, you're a

homicidal outlaw. I just

got mixed up with the wrong folk.

- Where'd you get the stuff?

- That variety store next door. I got you some

stuff too, you wanna see it? - That variety store next door. I got you some

stuff too, you wanna see it?

- No. Where'd you get the money?

- Hey, I'm just looking out for our well

being here, okay? At least somebody is.

- Hello, my name is Stephanie and I'll be

your waitress today. Are you ready to order? - Hello, my name is Stephanie and I'll be

your waitress today. Are you ready to order?

- Sure thing, Stephanie. Um, I'll have

the grilled cheese sandwich, I'll have fries,

I'll have a coleslaw, I'll have a side salad with the grilled cheese sandwich, I'll have fries,

I'll have a coleslaw, I'll have a side salad with

some balsamic on it. And an apple pie. A la mode.

- And for you?

- Coffee. Black. No sugar.

- Coming right up.

- Don't you hate waitresses who tell their - Coming right up.

- Don't you hate waitresses who tell their

name when they get to the table? Oh hi, my

name is Dylan and I'll be your waitress today. I name when they get to the table? Oh hi, my

name is Dylan and I'll be your waitress today. I

mean have you ever actually gotten your

waitresses attention by yelling out her name? You

have to maintain that anonymity for the waitresses attention by yelling out her name? You

have to maintain that anonymity for the

customer/server relationship to work. Soon

as they become human, you just feel bad. Be right back.

Oh shit. Hey Stephanie.

Yeah, can I get that grilled cheese to go.

Oh be joyful is that what you're brewin'

Does your daddy know that's what you're doin'

This little girl's got a reputation that's a 'ruined

She was giving them the country way This little girl's got a reputation that's a 'ruined

She was giving them the country way

Prick!

Machete in the trees the hound dog on the chain Prick!

Machete in the trees the hound dog on the chain

Wouldn't let a woman playing the banjo in the rain

Tarot card tune but the song's always the same

Jesus give me strength

Babe it's all right

I'm gonna wrap you up tonight Babe it's all right

I'm gonna wrap you up tonight

Carry you out right

On time

Well she got comanche she got her a coy

She got a young man that she plays with like a toy

He don't mind when she calls him little boy

That's the thing that he enjoys

She wanna get it all back but it's a little too late That's the thing that he enjoys

She wanna get it all back but it's a little too late

She wanna start all over on a shiny clean slate

Just kill him like a snake and hang him up over the gate

Don't believe it Just you wait Just kill him like a snake and hang him up over the gate

Don't believe it Just you wait

I'm gonna wrap you up tonight

Carry you out right

On time

Hey all right

Ain't it good to be alive Hey all right

Ain't it good to be alive

Ain't it nice to be fighting on the winning side

Yeah

: I didn't mean it that way.

- Thanks for nothing you douche!

Hey! Cas! Hey! Dr. Pepper, what are the

chances? This is perfect.

- No, no, not... No. Nononono...

- Hey! Cas! Hey, hey! What are you doing? I'm

not in the car yet! Hey you just came back for me, I'm

getting very mixed signals from you. What a skeazbag! Ugh.

That's why I hate hitching. Ugh. That guy getting very mixed signals from you. What a skeazbag! Ugh.

That's why I hate hitching. Ugh. That guy

was not the gentlemen I thought he was, Cas.

- No kidding.

- Oh hey, about that motel yesterday. Told you - No kidding.

- Oh hey, about that motel yesterday. Told you

I was good for it. Put that back where it came

from. Well, that was an ordeal. Probably could

have been avoided if you hadn't ditched me back from. Well, that was an ordeal. Probably could

have been avoided if you hadn't ditched me back

there, but I want you to know it's water under the

bridge, Cas. People make mistakes, you know. I've

been known to act impulsively from time to

time actually. These things happen and I want

you to know I forgive you. time actually. These things happen and I want

you to know I forgive you.

- You forgive me?

- Yeah. Yeah, I forgive you.

- Bobby's not dead. You've been texting him. All

this time. There are at least twelve messages from him.

- Okay. Okay. I confess, he's not a hemophiliac.

- Don't say that. I-- I didn't believe it then, I

don't believe it now.

- What are we talking about, Cas? don't believe it now.

- What are we talking about, Cas?

- Dylan, why don't you go home?

- Because I don't have a home. - Dylan, why don't you go home?

- Because I don't have a home.

Please. I can't go back there.

- Dylan.

I'm going west. All the way. What - Dylan.

I'm going west. All the way. What

are you gonna do?

- I'm good with west. All the way. That's--

Fresh start.

- And what are you gonna do when you get there? Fresh start.

- And what are you gonna do when you get there?

- I told you I'm in talks with that publishing

company out there. The wheels are in motion, I

mean, yeah, they've been playing phone tag with me company out there. The wheels are in motion, I

mean, yeah, they've been playing phone tag with me

but I have a really good feeling about this.

- Okay. First we gotta set some ground rules.

- Okay. Shoot.

- One. Stay out of my business. - Okay. Shoot.

- One. Stay out of my business.

- Done.

- Number two. No more smoking. And I don't mean

just in the car. I mean no more smoking. At all. - Number two. No more smoking. And I don't mean

just in the car. I mean no more smoking. At all.

- I can quit anytime.

- Number three. I pick the music.

- Okay. Just none of that bluegrass crap 'cause

it's brutal-- - I pick the music.

- Okay, relax.

Number four. No talking.

- Aha right. Ever? - Ever. Number four. No talking.

- Aha right. Ever? - Ever.

- Pft! I'm not gonna do that.

- You're really bad at that. When I say never.

Never. Stop talking!

- Okay, that's a stupid rule.

- Stop it! No talking!

- Cas I can't go without talking because

what am I gonna do when I have to go pee or - Cas I can't go without talking because

what am I gonna do when I have to go pee or

something? I can't do--

- No talking. No talking. Get out of my car.

- Keep it on the road, Cas. - Stop talking.

I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I'm gone

I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I'm gone

Gonna miss your baby from rolling in your arms

I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I'm gone

I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I'm gone

- Hey, you got this in Kosher?

- Nope. - Hey, you got this in Kosher?

- Nope.

- All right. Get it together.

- Hi, this is uh, Dylan Morgan. I'm calling,

uh, again to follow up on my manuscript that I

submitted to Susan Crosby. Uh... Actually that'd be uh, again to follow up on my manuscript that I

submitted to Susan Crosby. Uh... Actually that'd be

great. Fri-- yeah I can make Friday. I think.

Friday at 4:30. Yeah, thank you. Okay. Bye. Oh my god.

Permission to speak?

- Granted.

- I have a meeting at Cresthill Books!

- Really?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

- That's great.

- Oh my god! This is like the company to work - That's great.

- Oh my god! This is like the company to work

with! This is huge, Cas! Cas! Cas! Cas! Hey, you

look like shit.

- Agh. It's just a headache. look like shit.

- Agh. It's just a headache.

- Yeah? You want me to drive?

Over my dead body.

- You know, there's a sort of sad irony to that. Over my dead body.

- You know, there's a sort of sad irony to that.

I'm just saying.

Yes!

I told you the wheels were in motion.

I made a wreck of my hand I put it through the wall

I made a fist and not a plan

Call me a reckless wrecking ball

I throw my plates against the wall

And give it all I got

I aim to break not one but all

I'm just a big ol' wrecking ball

Ah. Mmm, yeah that's good. I'm just a big ol' wrecking ball

Ah. Mmm, yeah that's good.

I am a rock on top of the sand

I am a fist amidst the hands

And I break it Just because I can I am a fist amidst the hands

And I break it Just because I can

Oh!

- It's my dog. It's just my dog.

- What the fuck?

I'm really sorry, Cas, about uh, crashing

your car. Really, really sorry. I'm really sorry, Cas, about uh, crashing

your car. Really, really sorry.

What's with the dog corpse?

- Don't go there. What's with the dog corpse?

- Don't go there.

- Don't go there? That's it? You have a

frozen dog in your cooler. Are you into - Don't go there? That's it? You have a

frozen dog in your cooler. Are you into

necro-bestiality? I read about that once, it's,

it's not my thing. But, you know...

- We'll just have to wait and see, won't we? it's not my thing. But, you know...

- We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

- How do I know you're not gonna kill me?

- Because I would of done that already. - How do I know you're not gonna kill me?

- Because I would of done that already.

- Oh. - Definitely.

- So...

- Look, my dog died. That's fact. No fiction.

That's reality. I would like to bury him

somewhere nice.

- Ah... well um, you broke your lower

control arm. Uh, it's gonna be a couple hours

though. There's a little drinking hole down the street--

- Oh yes, yes! Come on boy.

- Here, let me get that for you.

- Drink up.

- "To whom it may concern." That's what

you've got so far? Are you applying for a job in the

afterlife. Wow, you need me more than I thought. you've got so far? Are you applying for a job in the

afterlife. Wow, you need me more than I thought.

- Rule number one. Remember? Stay out of my business.

- Cas? - Yes, Dylan?

- Why are you killing yourself?

- Because I have a malignant grade four

glioblastoma brain tumor. Okay?

- That's horrible.

- Well it's one of the less fun tumors, let's put

it that way.

- Shouldn't you be in a hospital?

- No.

- Well I don't get it. You're a doctor, isn't

modern medicine your thing? - Well I don't get it. You're a doctor, isn't

modern medicine your thing?

- Yes. That's how come I know its limitations.

- Okay. I'm not judging.

- No, that would be out of character. - Okay. I'm not judging.

- No, that would be out of character.

But killing yourself is kind of the

worst. Like on a scale of 1 to 10 of things that are But killing yourself is kind of the

worst. Like on a scale of 1 to 10 of things that are

the worst, killing yourself is like a 10.

- Actually, I could think of a hundred things the worst, killing yourself is like a 10.

- Actually, I could think of a hundred things

worse than killing yourself before I took

another breath.

- Mmn. You're playing god. another breath.

- Mmn. You're playing god.

- No, no no. You're playing god.

- What? How am I--

- We're gonna have to agree to disagree. Okay? I - What? How am I--

- We're gonna have to agree to disagree. Okay? I

have a malignant inoperable brain tumor.

That's killing me. I'm not killing me. I'm just have a malignant inoperable brain tumor.

That's killing me. I'm not killing me. I'm just

choosing the date. You got a problem with that? Take

it up with the tumor.

I want to settle up my tab.

- Yup, I'll just get it in a sec.

- Pizza, sushi, taxi. You win, Denise.

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not

in. You know what to do.

- Better? - Yeah.

- Ooo. Such a handsome couple.

- No, we're not-- - Thank you.

- Are you from around here?

- No, no. We're just passing through. We are

synchronized swimmers. - No, no. We're just passing through. We are

synchronized swimmers.

- Dylan!

- Well we were. I mean, we were part of an - Dylan!

- Well we were. I mean, we were part of an

internationally recognized synchro trio, but when Cas

fell in love with me it caused a shift in our internationally recognized synchro trio, but when Cas

fell in love with me it caused a shift in our

group synchronicity, so... The team fell apart.

- Oh dear.

- The emotional ramifications were too - Oh dear.

- The emotional ramifications were too

much for us. We hung up our swim suits for good.

- Oh.

- Okay, we're just about done here. We can

settle up at the counter. Sorry Mrs. Henderson,

you're gonna have to leave your truck in here overnight. settle up at the counter. Sorry Mrs. Henderson,

you're gonna have to leave your truck in here overnight.

- Oh.

- Do you have a way to get home? Or...

- Oh we'll drive you! Ow! - Do you have a way to get home? Or...

- Oh we'll drive you! Ow!

- Oh ho. Oh! Well lovely. You can stay for

dinner. We'll do up the guest room.

- This is... Quite the meal. Were you guys, uh,

expecting anyone else?

- Oh no. These days it's just the two of us. expecting anyone else?

- Oh no. These days it's just the two of us.

- This pasta sauce is incredible. Thank you.

- Just something I whipped up. - This pasta sauce is incredible. Thank you.

- Just something I whipped up.

- You know who makes the best pasta sauce I've

ever tasted?

: Uh, that's fine. - Who?

- This guy. It's incredible. I : Uh, that's fine. - Who?

- This guy. It's incredible. I

don't know what he puts in it. It's top secret, but I dream

about it. I would give anything to know what's in it.

- You dream about what?

- Oh, his sauce.

- Oh!

She's being dirty. It's a double-entendre!

- Oh!

- Oh no no no. No. No, I'm being serious. I

mean, he doesn't like when I brag about it. He can't - Oh no no no. No. No, I'm being serious. I

mean, he doesn't like when I brag about it. He can't

stand being in the spotlight. It was a real

problem back in our synchro days. stand being in the spotlight. It was a real

problem back in our synchro days.

- Um, you have a very nice place here.

- Oh. Thank you.

- We moved in here in 1959. Fifty-four years ago.

- Wow. Amazing.

- Folks come and go.

- Not us. Steady as a rock.

- You two are like two little turtle doves.

- When I first met Rose, I said that's the - You two are like two little turtle doves.

- When I first met Rose, I said that's the

one for me. How much?

- Oh! Jack! - Ho ho!

- You're so bad! Oh-- - Come here.

Excuse me.

- Oh my god. How cute are they? They're amazing,

aren't they Cas? - Sure.

- They're like the Cleere's on Ketamine. They

just seem so content, you know? Living without a - They're like the Cleere's on Ketamine. They

just seem so content, you know? Living without a

care in the world. It almost seems like old

people are in on a secret that the rest of us has

yet to learn. What do you think?

- Fuck! I used to be able to do this.

- Well I used to be able to do the splits. So - Fuck! I used to be able to do this.

- Well I used to be able to do the splits. So

what? It's just a pen.

- You wanna know what I think?

- Mmhmm. - You wanna know what I think?

- Mmhmm.

- I think that he's in the advanced stages of

Parkinson's and she's in the middle stages of

Alzheimer's. And their bodies are deteriorating.

Luckily enough for them, they won't notice because

their minds are going even faster. Luckily enough for them, they won't notice because

their minds are going even faster.

- Yes, but they're in love.

And that has nothing to do with anything.

- Well I guess we'll just agree to disagree.

Sorry about your pen.

- I just don't wanna talk about Jack and Rose Sorry about your pen.

- I just don't wanna talk about Jack and Rose

anymore, okay?

- Okay.

- I'm sorry.

I'm just tired. I'm just really tired.

- Let me ask you this. Why are you even

writing a note if you have no intended recipient? If

you don't know who you're writing to it's going to writing a note if you have no intended recipient? If

you don't know who you're writing to it's going to

be vague and impersonal. Do you want a vague and

impersonal suicide note? Sorry, "legacy" note. be vague and impersonal. Do you want a vague and

impersonal suicide note? Sorry, "legacy" note.

'Kay this isn't a form letter. These are

your last words. So there's gotta be somebody

that you wanna say something too. Come on.

Okay another thing, I don't know how you can write

anything the way you are. You're completely rigid. Okay another thing, I don't know how you can write

anything the way you are. You're completely rigid.

- I am loose as a goose.

- Ohhh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The black - I am loose as a goose.

- Ohhh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The black

coffee. No sugar. The hand sanitizer. You were gonna

take that boat of yours on this trip.

- Do you know how safe that car was?

- This is exactly what I'm talking about.

What are you scared of? Getting killed? That was

boring. Cas, Jennifer is fun. Right? She's What are you scared of? Getting killed? That was

boring. Cas, Jennifer is fun. Right? She's

colorful. She's orange.

- She's irrelevant! I don't care what color the colorful. She's orange.

- She's irrelevant! I don't care what color the

car is. I don't care what color my tie is. I don't

care. Don't you get it? You don't understand.

- Okay. I'm just trying to help you write your note.

- No, you're not. - Yes.

- You're just distracting yourself from - No, you're not. - Yes.

- You're just distracting yourself from

reality with bullshit.

- You want a reality check? I'm actually a ray

of sunshine in your dismal life.

- Aha! Ahahaha! You are a ray of sunshine...

- Yeah. - ...In my life. - Aha! Ahahaha! You are a ray of sunshine...

- Yeah. - ...In my life.

- Yes!

- I am a ray of sunshine in your dismal

life, baby! You just don't have the guts to look - I am a ray of sunshine in your dismal

life, baby! You just don't have the guts to look

inside yourself and find it.

All right. Half an hour.

- All right. All right. Half an hour.

- All right.

- And Dylan. Uh, buy yourself some clothes,

okay? You're beginning to smell.

- Oh, right, I smell. Yeah. There's a dead dog okay? You're beginning to smell.

- Oh, right, I smell. Yeah. There's a dead dog

fermenting in the back seat and I'm the problem.

- Is that a piece of gum in your hair?

- I was wondering what happened to that.

Thanks Columbo.

- Ugh. Dylan!

- Yeah. - Ugh. Dylan!

- Yeah.

- Pay for the clothes.

- Okay. Sure.

Might I recommend an album?

- Oh, I'm good. I'm just browsing--

- You know Shania's "Come on Over"

isn't just the best-selling album of all - You know Shania's "Come on Over"

isn't just the best-selling album of all

time by a female musician in any genre. It was also

the best selling country album ever. Humph. A lot

of people think no way, it must have been Garth the best selling country album ever. Humph. A lot

of people think no way, it must have been Garth

Brooks or Wynonna Judd. But I'm like, it's Shania,

all the way. We also share the same zodiac sign. Oh Brooks or Wynonna Judd. But I'm like, it's Shania,

all the way. We also share the same zodiac sign. Oh

excuse me. Hey!

- You are going to thank me. excuse me. Hey!

- You are going to thank me.

- Okay.

- You got some money on you?

- Yeah, in my left pocket.

Yeah... I'm a little behind on rent.

- Okay. Are you sure you don't need help

with anything? - Okay. Are you sure you don't need help

with anything?

- Yeah, no, I'm good.

- These, these are pink flamingos from Miami. I

guarantee you're gonna be dancing 'till the sun comes up.

- Oh wow. guarantee you're gonna be dancing 'till the sun comes up.

- Oh wow.

- What's that now?

- Well, look at you.

- Coffee. Black. No sugar. Oh-- I got

something for Jennifer too. - Coffee. Black. No sugar. Oh-- I got

something for Jennifer too.

- No.

- Figures. Hey, Cas, promise me one thing. No - No.

- Figures. Hey, Cas, promise me one thing. No

"goodbye sweet world". It's so overused. And I'd

hate for you to go out on a cliché.

- I thought you were writing next year's masterpiece.

- I am! Don't worry, I've been writing it. I--

I just-- I wrote this bit last night. Wanna hear it?

Okay. Cool. "From within the

catacombs of her heart was this secret flame of fury Okay. Cool. "From within the

catacombs of her heart was this secret flame of fury

that could not be concealed. Like the baby

orca, when it first--" that could not be concealed. Like the baby

orca, when it first--"

- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Start again.

- Okay. 'Kay. "From within the catacombs of

her heart was a secret flame of fury that could

not be concealed. Like the baby orca--"

- No no. Can I ask you a question?

- Yeah.

- What are you writing about?

- Oh. Uh, okay, well if you'll let me read.

- Well I, I've let you read. Twice. And I still - Oh. Uh, okay, well if you'll let me read.

- Well I, I've let you read. Twice. And I still

don't have any idea what your point is or, or if

there's a throughline or anything.

- Who made you the expert on this? I'm the there's a throughline or anything.

- Who made you the expert on this? I'm the

writer, you're a doctor. Uhn. You don't tell me how

to write, I don't tell you how to doctor.

- Can I tell you how to get in the car?

- Drink your coffee. It'll make you feel better.

- I want you to know that, that feeling you get

when you have a cup of coffee and it's not good,

you know. It's lacking. when you have a cup of coffee and it's not good,

you know. It's lacking.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- This is... This is the exact opposite of that.

- Good thing I only gave you one. - This is... This is the exact opposite of that.

- Good thing I only gave you one.

- What?

- Nothing. - What?

- Nothing.

- Boy. Are you hot? I mean are you feeling hot?

I feel hot. I feel like I'm burning up.

I feel like I'm getting incinerated. It's really hot. I feel hot. I feel like I'm burning up.

I feel like I'm getting incinerated. It's really hot.

- Should I uh, should I take the top down, or?

- Oh yeah! Oh yes! What a good idea!

- Yeah? - Oh yeah! Oh yes! What a good idea!

- Yeah?

- Really! - Yeah?

- You know, that's why I like you. That's exactly - Really! - Yeah?

- You know, that's why I like you. That's exactly

why I like you because you have some really good

ideas. Really fresh, you know?

- Yeah?

- Fresh ideas. That's a fresh idea. Fresh.

- You want me to drive too?

So how you feeling Dr. Pepper?

- This wind is so fresh on my face.

- I decided that going out west with you is - This wind is so fresh on my face.

- I decided that going out west with you is

destiny. I was meant to do that. I mean what are the

chances I would meet you at the exact same time

that Cresthill Books finally went through. It's chances I would meet you at the exact same time

that Cresthill Books finally went through. It's

a sign, right? I see some good things ahead.

- You wanna know something?

- What?

- You are absolutely right! - What?

- You are absolutely right!

- No. - Mmhmm.

- Really? - I feel great!

- Good! You should let is out, Cas. C'mon.

- Aaaaoooo! Hahahahaa!

- Really? That's it?

- What?

- What? That's all you got? Come on!

Diaphragm.

That feel good?

- Hmmm. Pft. I'm a little dehydrated.

I need something to drink.

- Yeah?

- You want anything? - I'm good.

- Ohhh. "Are you married?" "No." "Ooo!"

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not

in. You know what to do.

- Hey Denise, my name is Dylan,

I'm a friend of a friend of yours, uh, Cas Pepper.

I guess he could

have been your boyfriend or like cousin, maybe. Uh,

it might be really good for you to get in touch

with him or I can try you again. He just seems like

he could kind of use a friend right now, maybe.

Miles and miles and miles

Before we reach the sand

Cacti and cacti for miles

Miles of dry land, dry land

We gonna make it...

- Dylan! Dylan, we overslept.

We overslept. Get up.

- What? You're old. Don't you people wake up We overslept. Get up.

- What? You're old. Don't you people wake up

at like 5 a.m.

- What do you mean 'you people'?

Once we feel the sea breeze

My-my-my-my-my lover, my maker

My breaker My-my-my-my-my lover, my maker

My breaker

Take me by the hand

We could go walking for miles

Once we reach the sand, the sand

We gonna make it, ohh we gonna make it Once we reach the sand, the sand

We gonna make it, ohh we gonna make it

We gonna take it

Ohh we gonna take it easy

- Okay, wish me luck. - Good luck.

- Can I help you?

- Yes. Dylan Morgan. I have a 4:30 with Susan - Can I help you?

- Yes. Dylan Morgan. I have a 4:30 with Susan

Crosby to talk about my manuscript.

- Hmmm. You said 4:30 Crosby to talk about my manuscript.

- Hmmm. You said 4:30

- Yup.

- That's weird. 'Kay. - Yup.

- That's weird. 'Kay.

Susan, I have a Dylan Morgan here. Un hun.

Title.

- Um, Action Romanture. Title.

- Um, Action Romanture.

- Action

Romanture.

Okay, thank you Susan. Mn. Romanture.

Okay, thank you Susan. Mn.

There seems to have been a mix-up. Cresthill

Books passed on your manuscript. There seems to have been a mix-up. Cresthill

Books passed on your manuscript.

- I-- I called though. I have a meeting.

- She had a 4:30 with

Dillon Shaughnessy. - She had a 4:30 with

Dillon Shaughnessy.

- No, Um--

- Well Dylan, Dillon. It's

an understandable mix-up. - Well Dylan, Dillon. It's

an understandable mix-up.

- I don't find it that understandable. I

came all the way from Winnipeg!

- Oh... Pft. Sorry.

- If I could just speak with Mrs. Crosby for

five minutes. - If I could just speak with Mrs. Crosby for

five minutes.

- I'm afraid that's impossible.

- If I could talk to her about my work, I mean,

it's deep. You know, maybe Susan doesn't have

enough-- Y'know... it's deep. You know, maybe Susan doesn't have

enough-- Y'know...

- No. No, I'm afraid I don't know.

Cresthill Books. Okay. Buh-bye. Yeah. - No. No, I'm afraid I don't know.

Cresthill Books. Okay. Buh-bye. Yeah.

Yeah sure. Sure, sure, sure. I'll put you right through.

Cresthill Books. Peter! Susan has been trying to get ahold

of you for ages. We loved it! Oh yeah, yeah. I'll

put you through. of you for ages. We loved it! Oh yeah, yeah. I'll

put you through.

- What happened?

- Wouldn't even see me.

Cas? Hey! What are you doing? Cas!

- Excuse me.

We're here to see Ms. Susan Crosby.

- Uh, if this is about her

manuscript, Cresthill Books passed.

- I hear you, and we'd just like to see Ms. manuscript, Cresthill Books passed.

- I hear you, and we'd just like to see Ms.

Crosby for five minutes. I think that's fair.

- Susan doesn't see anyone

without an appointment. I think that's fair.

You were saying you stayed the night so...

- You do know that you're being unreasonable. You were saying you stayed the night so...

- You do know that you're being unreasonable.

- Okay. It's not gonna

happen, all right? But thank you. Please submit

again. Sorry. No it's fine I'm just at work. happen, all right? But thank you. Please submit

again. Sorry. No it's fine I'm just at work.

- My name is Dr. Cas Pepper. This woman is my

patient, she has high blood pressure. If she - My name is Dr. Cas Pepper. This woman is my

patient, she has high blood pressure. If she

strokes and dies I will see to it that you

personally are charged with at least manslaughter strokes and dies I will see to it that you

personally are charged with at least manslaughter

and perhaps murder.

- Your syntax is ordinary at best. There

are factual inconsistencies - Your syntax is ordinary at best. There

are factual inconsistencies

everywhere. There's no throughline. No point of

view. And it's completely unfocused, impersonal, and

inauthentic. You have no connection to the material

and it reads that way.

- Oh.

- I will take the phone back now. - Oh.

- I will take the phone back now.

- Oh, Dylan. It was your first book. And it

was your first publishing company. - Oh, Dylan. It was your first book. And it

was your first publishing company.

- Yeah, but she said everything you said so--

Who am I kidding?

- If you wrote 15 minutes a day-- Every single-- Who am I kidding?

- If you wrote 15 minutes a day-- Every single--

- I don't have time for that. I don't have

time for that. - I don't have time for that. I don't have

time for that.

- You do have time for that.

- No! I don't! That's the point! I should be

better. At this point in my life I should be

somebody better than this. better. At this point in my life I should be

somebody better than this.

I'm pregnant. - I know!

- What?

- What do you think? I'm such a terrible doctor - What?

- What do you think? I'm such a terrible doctor

I can't diagnose morning sickness and a huge

appetite. Geez.

- My god. You must think I'm such an idiot. I

just don't wanna get stuck. I don't wanna be

stuck with Bobby. I don't wanna end up like my

parents. They're not... They're not actually

circus performers, you know. They're just losers.

- Dylan, this is only one setback.

You're a writer. - Dylan, this is only one setback.

You're a writer.

- No, I'm not. I'm just an ordinary,

talentless wannabe.

- Look. You are not supposed to be a great talentless wannabe.

- Look. You are not supposed to be a great

writer at this time in your life. You don't have

the life experience to support it. You are in

your apprenticeship. This is when you're allowed to the life experience to support it. You are in

your apprenticeship. This is when you're allowed to

make mistakes and embrace them. Learn from them. And

you're definitely, definitely not ordinary. make mistakes and embrace them. Learn from them. And

you're definitely, definitely not ordinary.

Give me a break. You're not ordinary,

that's for sure. You're a total lunatic, okay?

You're perfectly crazy. You have no filter. And you drugged my drink. that's for sure. You're a total lunatic, okay?

You're perfectly crazy. You have no filter. And you drugged my drink.

Everything about you,

everything,

is extraordinary.

Here's to ... perseverance and getting where we wanna go.

- And to ripping phones out of walls.

Mmm! I almost forgot. I got you something.

- Did you steal it?

- Yes. But to be perfectly honest, I

haven't paid for music since the late 90's. - Yes. But to be perfectly honest, I

haven't paid for music since the late 90's.

It's just a little something...

I, I still don't get it, but whatever floats your

proverbial boat, right?

- Thanks.

- Yeah. Mm! Hey, get this. I've been doing some - Thanks.

- Yeah. Mm! Hey, get this. I've been doing some

solo work on... The note. Um, if I were you, I'd

wanna go out on a little drama. Y'know, take the

opportunity to expose anybody who's really

pissed you off. The context alone will make

them feel bad. So, I fictionalized it for now, pissed you off. The context alone will make

them feel bad. So, I fictionalized it for now,

just to give you the idea. "It all started with my

kindergarten teachers, Miss Grey..." We can

change the name. Uh, "I firmly believe that her

inability to grasp the full meaning of what I'd

done over my summer vacation was directly

linked to my lifelong fear of intimacy..." I'm just

guessing, but I'm probably right. You okay, Cas?

- Mmhmm.

- Okay. Um, so... Cas? Cas? - Mmhmm.

- Okay. Um, so... Cas? Cas?

Cas?

Somebody call an ambulance! Please! Please! Cas?

Somebody call an ambulance! Please! Please!

- It's reached a dangerously advanced

stage. He's been taking Oxycodone to numb the pain

but he should really be getting treatment, in a stage. He's been taking Oxycodone to numb the pain

but he should really be getting treatment, in a

hospital. There's chemotherapy for this,

radiation, radiosurgery, uh, antiangiogenic therapy...

- Okay. Thanks.

How's work coming on the note? I

think we're gonna need it to... Soonish.

- I think we're kidding ourselves here. think we're gonna need it to... Soonish.

- I think we're kidding ourselves here.

- Dylan, you know that there's nothing

in this room that'll help me.

- Well, I mean, what are we doing? We're

heading west on some insane mission. - Well, I mean, what are we doing? We're

heading west on some insane mission.

- I know, it's a losing battle. But I'd rather fight

a losing battle there, than a losing battle here.

- You're not even trying. a losing battle there, than a losing battle here.

- You're not even trying.

- Listen to me--

- No. No. You listen to me, okay? Yeah, at

first I thought this would be really fun, but I think

you're delusional and maybe I am too. You know, first I thought this would be really fun, but I think

you're delusional and maybe I am too. You know,

I just know that it just got

really fucking real and I don't know you that well.

I don't know you well enough to deal with this, really fucking real and I don't know you that well.

I don't know you well enough to deal with this,

that's for sure. And, I mean--

- What are you doing?

- I'm calling Denise. Yeah, I went through your

phone, but you went through mine. So we're

even. She made your fave four? I can only assume

that she should be here instead of me. Seriously,

who has only four contacts? You're like a sociopath!

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not who has only four contacts? You're like a sociopath!

- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not

in. You know what to do. - Fuck.

- Voicemail? Mmmn. Yeah, it's been very

difficult getting ahold of her... Since she's been - Voicemail? Mmmn. Yeah, it's been very

difficult getting ahold of her... Since she's been

dead for 10 years.

- You think this is funny?

- No. Which is why I didn't drive all this way

to end up here. What are you doing?

- You had a seizure in the middle of a

restaurant and I'm not always great at

interpreting signs, but that's a pretty clear one.

- Mmm, that wasn't a sign. interpreting signs, but that's a pretty clear one.

- Mmm, that wasn't a sign.

- You have to be here. Okay? And until you

accept that, I'm taking your keys, and your

wallet, and good luck--

- Dylan. Dylan! There are no such things as

signs. They are bullshit. Listen to me. I didn't

become a doctor because of my last name. And you and

I didn't meet because it was some divinely inspired

act. I had a plan. I didn't meet because it was some divinely inspired

act. I had a plan.

I had a perfectly worked out plan

and you fucked it up. You did. You did. You fucked I had a perfectly worked out plan

and you fucked it up. You did. You did. You fucked

up my plan. And against all odds in the face of

that we became friends.

And that's real. And so

I'm asking you as a friend, please help me get out of here. And that's real. And so

I'm asking you as a friend, please help me get out of here.

- So have you really been paying Denise's phone

bill for the past ten years? - So have you really been paying Denise's phone

bill for the past ten years?

And with a faint taste of cigarettes

You write hallelujah songs

Ain't it wonderful feeling alright

So I tickle up your backbone

And at the break of day you sank into dream

You dreamer

And at the break of day you sank into dream

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

Oh! Sorry! Sorry, Cas. Go back to sleep.

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer You dreamer

You dreamer

On a date by a chocolate lake

Down by the rotary...

Not too shabby. - Hmph.

And at the break of day you sank into dream

You dreamer

And at the break of day you sank into dream

You dreamer And at the break of day you sank into dream

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

- I think that's pretty good for my first

grave. I might have a future in this business.

Do you want me to say something?

- Yeah! Yeah. - Okay. Do you want me to say something?

- Yeah! Yeah. - Okay.

Beloved Winston,

I never knew you in your

living state, but I've really come to enjoy your

company post-mortem. Uh, I truly believe that if you living state, but I've really come to enjoy your

company post-mortem. Uh, I truly believe that if you

make a difference in just one person's life, then

your life had meaning. Hope you know you'll be

sorely missed. I just wished I'd met you sooner.

Do you... Do you wanna say something?

- Yeah.

Winston, buddy, I

know you hated Winnipeg. And I think you really

liked it here so... Bringing you here

hopefully... counts.

- Y'know what, Cas? When I was a kid we had a

dog and when it died we chopped it up and flushed

it down the toilet.

- That's a lie. it down the toilet.

- That's a lie.

- Yes, that's a lie. The dog was a fish, but the

point is, I think you went above and beyond, if you ask me. - Yes, that's a lie. The dog was a fish, but the

point is, I think you went above and beyond, if you ask me.

- You have a way with words.

- I totally agree.

- This has all been too easy.

- Do you want something? Like, should I

get you something? Um... Do you want a water, or--? - Do you want something? Like, should I

get you something? Um... Do you want a water, or--?

Or um... Yeah, yeah, yeah you should probably rest.

Do you-- Are you cold? Do you want maybe a blanket? Or um... Yeah, yeah, yeah you should probably rest.

Do you-- Are you cold? Do you want maybe a blanket?

I'll give you a blanket.

All right. Yeah? Good. Is

that good? Under your foot, there.

Okay. Um... that good? Under your foot, there.

Okay. Um...

Music? Music.

Yes, yes, yes. Music? Music.

Yes, yes, yes.

Put on something good. A little tuneage. Okay.

That's good. Y'know. You give it a

shot, it's got certain um... I don't know. Je ne

sais quoi. Y'know? shot, it's got certain um... I don't know. Je ne

sais quoi. Y'know?

Somebody loves you darling

Somebody loves you, I know...

- All this time, something has been nagging

at me.

It's been too easy. Until now.

- You're making this entirely too difficult for

me. And I want to thank you.

I really wanna thank

you for that.

Somebody loves you darling

Somebody loves you, I know

Somebody loves you darling...

I think I need something.

- Okay. Yeah, what do you want?

- I think I need a cup of coffee.

- All right. Sure.

Okay. Do you have some coffee here?

- No, but, um, there's a, there's a place in

town. It's really not far.

- Okay.

Okay, um, black, no sugar? - Okay.

Okay, um, black, no sugar?

- No. And make it a latte.

Yeah. Lots of froth.

- You think you can handle that, Cas?

- Dylan? - Yeah?

Somebody loves you, I know - Dylan? - Yeah?

Somebody loves you, I know

Somebody loves you darling

Why did you let them go

Why did you let them go

'Kay. Coming right up. Why did you let them go

'Kay. Coming right up.

When I go from this life

Let me go in peace

Don't want your marble

At my head and feet Don't want your marble

At my head and feet

Don't gather round me

Oh just to weep and moan

Where that I'm going

I won't be alone

The flowers you give

Please give them today The flowers you give

Please give them today

Don't waste their beauty

On cold lifeless clay

One rose with love

Could do so much good

And I think all would give it

If they just understood

Now God gives life freely

Then he takes away

What we do for each other

Let us do it today What we do for each other

Let us do it today

For we have no promise

That tomorrow will come For we have no promise

That tomorrow will come

So let it go freely

To God's evermore

Cas?

It turns out... Cas was right. These are my

apprenticeship years. So I've started apprenticing. It turns out... Cas was right. These are my

apprenticeship years. So I've started apprenticing.

I sometimes think back on my time with Cas and wonder

if it really happened. I-- I don't know what I did to deserve

the honor of spending his last days with him. It wasn't just...

a stroke of unprecedented luck that put us together.

It was in the stars.

Hey.

In the end, Cas was a philanthropist.

My philanthropist.

Oopsies.

And he left us everything. You Oopsies.

And he left us everything. You

know, I think our brainstorming really paid

off. Since he did finish that note in the end. And

he was right, it was a legacy note. off. Since he did finish that note in the end. And

he was right, it was a legacy note.

Are you close to mine Or could you blow my mind

'Cause the heat is up Already passed over time

Well I'm here to say I got a better way 'Cause the heat is up Already passed over time

Well I'm here to say I got a better way

Nothing brings me down With how I feel today

Feelin' Good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat just like you know I would Feelin' Good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat just like you know I would

Feelin' good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat Yeah Feelin' good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat Yeah

Back and forth again With my rememberin'

Tell me who, or what, why, or where and when Back and forth again With my rememberin'

Tell me who, or what, why, or where and when

Comin' back this time I gotta know the rhyme

And I feel the clear Never gon' take what's mine

Feelin' Good oh like you know I should And I feel the clear Never gon' take what's mine

Feelin' Good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat just like you know I would

Feelin' good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat Yeah

Back and forth again With my rememberin'

Well I guess losers go Money will make amends

Well I'm here to say I got a better way

Nothing brings me down With how I feel today

Feelin' good oh like you know I should Nothing brings me down With how I feel today

Feelin' good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat just like you know I would

Feelin' good oh like you know I should Got the pressure beat just like you know I would

Feelin' good oh like you know I should

Got the pressure beat Yeah