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I’m a gynaecologist?

You’re the expert on the female body.

The best in the country.

What actually happened?

This camera was the reason you travelled ten years in the future?

Ew, why are you taking him here?

I’m not listening to a traitor like him.

Stay with me.

We can… do something fun together.

We agreed we’d be fuck buddies.

Kat and I are friends with benefits?

You’re doing it with Kat?

I wish.

It’s my mother’s curse.

I can never climax again.

Maybe you need to fix it from the very beginning.

But who was my first time?

Did we have sex that night?

Jean.

[Dr. Apiwat Phuthanthong]

[Prevent Cervical Cancer with Regular Checkups]

You can do it.

Just hold it together, Alex.

You do this every day.

There must be some kind of muscle memory in this body.

Let’s do it!

Doctor, my hoo-haw is dark, but I want it pink.

What should I do?

That can be done?

Yes, Doctor.

Doctor, my vajayjay smells.

What should I do to make it smell nice?

Have you tried perfume?

Doctor, my coochie’s loose.

It makes fart noises.

What should I do?

Can I really do it?

Thitipoom Techa-apaikhun.

Yongwaree Anilbol.

Harit Cheewagaroon.

Ployshompoo Supasap.

Chanunphat Kamolkiriluck.

Apichaya Saejung.

Archen Aydin.

Pusit Dittapisit.

Thinnaphan Tantui.

Phuwin Tangsakyuen.

Chaleeda Gilbert.

Pavida Moriggi.

Pakin Kuna-anuwit.

Jira Charoenthamasuk.

Directed by Tichakorn Phukhaotong and Pinya Chookamsri.

Hello?

Really?

They really agreed to buy our project?

Am–Am I going to be a film director soon?

Thank you.

Let’s meet up and hash out the details later.

Okay. Thank you.

I bet one day you will become one of Thailand’s top directors.

I think so.

Do you, now?

Did we have sex that night?

Jean?

Kat?

It’s been a long time. How have you been?

I haven’t seen you since our St. Jonathan’s days,

actually, ever since that…

What do you do these days?

I’m a freelance director.

I make ads and music videos, mostly.

What about you, Kat?

Me? I’m a flight attendant.

Do you see any of our old friends?

No.

I didn’t really have that many friends to begin with.

I wasn’t one of you popular girls, you know.

You’re exaggerating.

I do remember it was your doing that got us girlies free tampons at school.

You were our hero, you know that?

It needed to be done.

If we don’t fight for what we deserve, who else will?

What are you looking for?

Just some pads and painkillers.

I have really bad period cramps.

It’s like that every time I get my period.

Actually, even when I don’t get my period, it still hurts.

Isn’t it actually bad to take meds for cramps all the time?

But if you’re always on location, you probably don’t have time.

I think if you can afford it, you should see a doctor about this, like seriously.

Just have a full checkup.

I regularly get a pelvic exam, test for HPV and stuff.

Hang on, maybe you should see Alex.

He’s a really great gynaecologist, and famous, too.

Do you remember Alex? From class?

You probably do. You two had beef once.

If you’re no longer bummed about that, try seeing him.

He’s a really great gynaecologist.

I always see him.

Alright?

Well, I’ll think about it.

Excuse me for now.

I… have cramps.

Lex.

The only reason I asked you to come here today

is because I want to give you a chance.

Now answer me.

Why did you kiss Mollie?

Nim, listen.

I really don’t know.

I was drunk.

I was wasted.

Asshole!

What kind of excuse is that?

You do realise I broke up with Mollie because of that, don’t you?

Come on.

What do you care now?

You broke up ages ago.

And you’re already dating someone else.

Shut the hell up, Ew.

That has nothing to do with this.

I just want to be well loved.

I don’t want anyone to hate me.

I don’t want to die owing anyone anything.

What are you, a pageant queen?

Wake up, sister, wake up.

He said he was pissed drunk.

Drunk or not, he gotta take responsibility.

You need to pay for ruining my love life.

What do you want me to do?

Hey, look.

This is exactly like what my father said.

Here comes your first adversity,

and it’s Nim.

Nim, wait.

I have a photo for you to look at.

Look at it first.

Like hell I will.

Hey, Lex.

You really scared?

Just come here already.

Come here, man.

I’m starting to be scared for you.

Why are you making me the referee?

It serves you just right.

Lex.

Come.

Hurry.

Come here.

Come here.

Just take a punch and pretend to be knocked out cold.

- I’m scared. - Come on.

Get him.

Start!

Come on.

Alex, put up a fight.

- Get up, Alex. - Alright!

Come at me!

That’s a miss.

You ain’t got nothin’ on me, bro.

Asshole…

I was… out since the first punch.

Holy crap.

This is me?

When did I even do this?

See what I told you?

Ew, let her see more.

The first time I laid eyes on these,

I made the exact same face.

What I remember is that I was tied up, in the trunk of a car,

and then they took my photo.

Next thing I knew I was already at the hospital.

I don’t even know how the hell I’ve become a doctor.

Enough, enough.

I don’t wanna hear anything anymore.

You have to.

These photos are telling us our future.

Look.

You’re clearly giving birth.

That’s never gonna happen.

I’m never gonna do that.

How could I?

Shocked, aren’t you?

Gives me goosebumps.

You got goosebumps…

But I nearly got my face bashed off.

Jean slapped me and your lackey almost knocked me out.

Why?

Why won’t anyone listen to me?

You two have to help me fix this.

Alright. Bring it together.

This here is the relationship chart I’ve been preparing.

What the…

When did you even have time to do this?

What I’m trying to say is…

Right now, we have a photo for everyone we know.

But there’s something wrong with these photos.

What we need to do is to know what’s wrong and fix it.

Hold on a sec.

Where’s yours?

I’ll deal with my own issue.

Don’t worry about it.

But where are my photo and Jean’s photo?

I remember taking one of Jean at the party.

And Army took one of me when I was in the trunk of the car.

Where are those?

That’s the point.

We have to look for them.

Let’s see.

Let’s start with the first one.

It’s Jedi and Rose.

They’re both sitting in front of a hospital exam room.

Maybe they’re going to have some health issues?

What’s happened to them, though?

Are they still together?

From what I see on Instagram,

they’re still going strong.

They’re rolling in money.

Jedi has a bar.

Rose takes care of the money coming in and out

and selling some cosmetics online.

Next.

Army.

He’s laying on someone’s chest.

Not weird.

He’s gay. It’s only right he’s sleeping on some dudebro’s chest.

Could it be yours, Alex?

My nipples are pinker than those, man.

Are they, now?

Can we just move on?

Kat.

Why is she bruised all over?

Maybe she’s going to be in a fight? Over some guy?

Kat? Fight over a guy?

She’s so pretty she never has to do that.

Mollie.

From what we can see here in the photo…

It just looks like a normal mirror selfie.

I think she looks like she’s about to cry.

Maybe…

this is a warning.

Is she going to kill herself?

You kill yourself, asshat.

Watch your mouth.

But it’s possible.

Next up.

This photo.

It’s you, Nim.

No matter how you look at it, you’re freaking in labour.

No, I don’t think so.

I think maybe I’ll have an operation or something.

Guessing from the position.

But from my experience as a gynaecologist,

that really looks like you’re giving birth.

You want me to give you credits as a gynaecologist?

How many days have you been one?

Ew, what about your photo? The one where you’re getting arrested.

Get it on the board for us to analyse.

Hell yeah.

You talk big when it comes to someone else’s puzzles,

now let us see yours.

I’d love to have a go at dissecting it.

Maybe you have some weird kinky sex and get arrested?

What are you talking about?

I’ll deal with my own damn issue.

Shut up. There’s nothing to laugh about.

Which one do you like?

The Husky one?

Should we go with grey or pink?

There’s a wolf mask, too.

Even a pharaoh mask.

Babe, don’t you already have one at home?

Oh, come on.

I want something new.

Please?

Please.

Please, babe.

- Please. - Fine.

The grey one.

Grey?

Excuse me. Can I try it on?

Babe, wait.

You don’t need to try it on here.

It’s embarrassing.

What’s there to be embarrassed about? It’s only normal.

Normal?

Normal would be going shopping together.

But look what you’re doing.

You’re taking me to shop for some dog masks and leather suits.

This isn’t normal.

I thought you liked it.

It’s not that I don’t. But I can’t do this all the time.

Do you ever ask me what I actually like?

Then what do you like?

Dog masks? Pig masks?

Or tigers?

Wait… maybe you like handcuffs?

Babe, that’s not what I meant.

I wasn’t talking about anything in here.

Wait, is that Liu?

Is it?

Liu?

What are you two doing here?

We just had dinner together around here.

We’re about to go shopping.

Rose wants a new handbag.

She’s been going on about it.

Sulking actually.

I just can’t not buy it for her.

What about you? What are you doing here?

Isn’t this a sex toy shop?

Don’t tell me…

I’m just waiting for See-ew.

I’m not buying anything.

You two enjoy this?

Leather suits? Chains, whips, and handcuffs?

No—.

That’s freaking cool.

Babe, what do you think?

Should we try leather?

- Nope. - But I’d like to be in chains, babe.

- No way. - Even Liu likes it.

It’s out of my comfort zone.

No, but… I don’t actually like this kind of thing.

See-ew is just taking a look around for fun. He’ll be here soon.

Why don’t you get a collar for your boyfriend?

Seeing that he seems to always act like a dog around you.

You cutie pie.

Enough now.

We’re off, then.

I don’t want him changing his mind about that new bag.

As if I would, babe. I know you really want it.

Let’s go, then.

Bye, hon.

See you.

See you around.

Take care.

Make him buy you ten.

Hell yeah.

Well shit.

This is my car?

What’s that?

Oh, fu—.

Army?

Hold on. Stop.

I have to go.

Get out.

Wait.

But I still want to see you.

I have to go to work.

I’ll come see you again.

Nope.

If I want it, I’ll call.

Crap, crap, crap.

What the hell was that?

Alex.

Army, don’t hurt me.

Stop. Stop.

What did you see?

I… I saw you and that guy hitting it off.

And?

Well… Yeah, and what about that?

Why are you following me?

’Cause you’re acting like you didn’t know anything about my sex life.

I always tell you who I bang and whatnot.

You even seemed like you were interested in swinging this way.

You don’t remember that?

Are we really that close?

We tell each other about our sex lives?

Yeah.

Can you like explain to me how the hell we got so friendly?

What’s wrong with you?

We got close in high school after Jedi’s party.

You don’t remember?

Since when did you turn gay?

You were dating Kat.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I broke up with Kat ages ago.

After that I’ve only ever been with men.

What are you so confused about?

I think passing out that day really messed up your brain.

This can’t wait.

We need to get you x-rayed.

- Come with me. - Wait. Hold on.

I’m okay.

I’m fine.

I think I just don’t get enough rest.

My brain must have taken a toll and now I don’t have all my memories.

I think you should just… get back to your business with that guy in the car.

Have a good time.

No, I think we need to go.

No, I’m fine.

- I’m outta here. - Hurry up.

I said I’m fine.

Bye.

Are you here to see Dad?

He’s at the hospital.

What’s wrong? What’s happened to him?

But you’re his favourite kid. Why you asking me?

What do you mean?

You need a freaking recap?

I couldn’t get into medical school.

I became the family disappointment

and you decided to pursue a medical career.

But really, I gotta thank you for going to medical school in my place.

Now I get to follow my dream of becoming a rock star.

Ice, listen to me.

I don’t know what happened to me.

But one sure thing is I never want to be a doctor like Dad is.

What I need to tell you is…

I came here from the past.

Do you— Do you remember that movie?

The main character travels back in time in a car with a dog and a scientist?

But my time machine is an instant camera.

I clicked the shutter and I just got here.

Suddenly I’m a freaking gynaecologist.

You…

You think I’m stupid enough to believe you?

Do you think you’re smarter than me just ’cause you’re a doctor now?

You never support me and now you’re looking down on me?

Wait, wait, Ice.

But I’m telling you the truth.

I’m confused, too. Just like the dog in that movie.

What’s wrong?

Did you fight with Alex?

Yeah, I did.

He never came home in a million years.

But now he’s back, with his time travel bullshit.

Did he think I’m an idiot?

Calm down.

Maybe he misses his brother and just wants to catch up?

That wouldn’t be a weird joke.

We’re not close. He’s never home.

Why’d he try to get friendly with me now?

Listen.

I actually envy you a lot, you know?

I’ve always wanted a big sister.

Being an only child is freaking lonely.

I want to steal her stuff and talk about nonsense.

Give your brother a chance. He’s trying his best.

Come to think of it, you do look a little like him.

No way.

I’m hotter.

Oh, the nerve.

Are you saying you think he’s hotter, Kim?

Careful.

Careful now.

You can’t answer?

Ice, no!

Tell me who’s hotter.

- No. - Who?

It’s you, Ice.

You’re the hottest guy ever.

I would never approach you at the bar otherwise.

You were so hot with that guitar.

That’s real genuine.

You like that?

Hello, everyone.

Ya’ll with Blossom today.

I’ve got something special to recommend.

[Adult Toy Review] I’ve got something special to recommend.

And it’s… a vibrator. [Adult Toy Review]

And it’s… a vibrator.

That’s interesting.

Should we try it?

Sure. It looks cute.

It’s not too intimidating.

Let’s switch to toys every once in a while.

Getting a little bored of the real thing.

Why’d you say that?

What?

Am I not good enough for you?

Or have we dated so long

that our sex isn’t spicy anymore?

Not at all, baby.

You’re still the best.

I just think

if we have something that spices it up a little, it could be nice.

Like what?

This sex toy thing?

I mean… a future, a marriage, even children.

Now you’re just talking nonsense.

How can we get married?

Where do you think we live?

It can’t legally be done, you know.

That’s why I don’t want to stay here and wait.

I want to move somewhere far.

Get married and raise children there.

That kind of thing, you know.

I’m older than you.

What if one day my uterus gives out and never produces eggs again?

Babe, you think you’re old?

You?

What oldie would be as adorable as you?

But I’m worried.

Will you come to the checkup with me?

Please?

Please, please, please.

Please, please, please, please.

Alright.

Babe.

Babe, what are you doing?

Someone could see us.

No one will.

Alex and Nim left.

Did you tell them about us?

No.

They wouldn’t understand.

You’re the only one who does, you know that?

Babe, enough.

Can we stop this roleplay for like a day?

Can you just act like normal people?

What are you saying?

Are you saying I’m not normal?

I’m sorry.

That was harsh.

You can be honest with me.

I noticed something was wrong at the sex shop, too.

It’s nothing.

I’m tired.

Something came up at work.

I want to see my boyfriend and be pampered.

I don’t want to always have to do whatever this is.

Can’t you be a little more romantic like other guys?

Sure.

Sorry

for not being like anyone else.

Sorry for not being normal.

But really…

You should have told me.

Shouldn’t have faked it all this time.

Ew.

Ew.

Listen to me, will you?

Hello, y’all.

You’re with Pinky Blossom today.

I want every single one of you to have fun,

feel the pleasure, and just relax with me.

Tell me what you want me to do.

Do you want me to be your master?

Do you want me to be your kitten?

Just send me your request.

I’d love to play with you.

Can I join you?

I’m so tired today.

There were so many silly passengers.

Kat, can I ask you something?

Yeah?

How did we get here?

Where is here?

Well…

How did we become friends with benefits?

How did we…

become someone who’d be fine getting naked in a bath together?

Is something wrong, Alex?

Or is this your new foreplay?

Like a reminiscing play?

Yeah, yeah.

I want to set the mood.

I just want us to feel… like our first time.

Well, then.

Our first time…

was at St. Jonathan’s.

I pushed you onto a desk and touched you everywhere to turn you on.

We made out really intensely.

[Short Film Club] We made out really intensely.

[Short Film Club]

We made love like animals.

Hold on, Kat.

Our first time was… in a classroom?

I thought we did it at Jedi’s party.

Jedi’s party?

We only kissed that night.

You were so drunk.

Heaven only knows who else you slept with.

Last time, the lights went out when we were in bed.

Should we spice it up and do it in the bath this time?

Kat.

I’m sorry.

I can’t do this anymore.

What do you mean?

Is everything alright, Alex?

You seem to be out of it lately.

Wait…

Do you have erectile dysfunction?

Why didn’t you tell me?

Go see Army. Isn’t he an expert on that?

No, Kat. That’s not it.

I just think we shouldn’t be in this kind of relationship.

I… I want to be more respectful.

Be respectful?

I don’t want you to be respectful.

I want you to satisfy me.

We agreed we would keep each other company on lonely days.

But I can’t be that for you anymore.

I’m really sorry.

My life really is a mess right now.

I…

It’s…

Well, yeah. I just can’t tell you about it.

Do you…

have a new fuck buddy?

Ugh, men.

Why can’t you just tell me honestly?

Is it really so hard to say it straight?

You wanna quit? You wanna keep going?

Just tell me if you don’t wanna do this anymore.

It’s only fair.

There’s a bunch of people out there who want to do this with me.

Good for me.

I’m getting sick of your game, too.

A girl like me never runs out of anyone to sleep with.

From the physical exam,

you have some health issue I’d like to address.

It’s your ovulation.

You have chronic anovulation.

What does that mean?

Will it affect me if I want to have children?

It will.

You said you want to get pregnant.

This could make it really difficult.

Your chances are slim.

We can start looking for treatments right now.

We can try ovulation induction

or removal of ovarian cysts.

But none of these come with a guaranteed result.

It is a long process.

Mineral water from a mineral spring.

Grab a fresh drink and quench your thirst.

Okay. Cut.

It looks like it’s going to rain.

Let’s take a break.

It rains every day, does it?

We’re not going to wrap this in time.

The next one is a big scene, too.

It’s getting really dark.

Anyone knows any spells against rain?

At this point, we might have to sacrifice virgins to the rain god.

Any of you still a virgin?

What about those girls over there? Are they?

That’s too much, man.

Crap.

Excuse me.

Do you have a pad I can borrow?

I forgot to bring my bag.

Of course.

Wait a minute.

Here.

Thank you.

Everything alright now, Jean?

Wait, you know me?

I do.

I work with you.

But I’m working for the sound effect team. I’m here to inspect.

I’m new, though. I guess that’s why we haven’t met.

I’m so sorry. I was so preoccupied.

But it’s so nice to meet you.

What’s your name?

It’s Kim.

Okay.

I’ll keep in mind that this girl named Kim saved my life today.

When I do get my period, it’s always so heavy.

I change pad after pad.

That’s one big expense right there.

I think we deserve to get free sanitary products.

At least the government should reduce tax on these things, you know?

You’re so right.

Who knew puberty comes with such an expense for us girls?

And what is it for men? Their voice changes?

You’re totally right.

We speak the same language, huh?

You know, I actually had to rally for this back in school.

I can talk about this for hours. We should do that later.

Of course.

Let’s get back to work for now.

Alright.

What?

Why would someone like you need my help?

Army, please.

Just teach me how to do a pelvic exam.

Are you out of your mind?

I only examine guys.

Why don’t you go ask Dr. Sonya?

I bet talking to a girl doctor is much better for you than talking to a gay doctor like me.

Who’s Dr. Sonya?

She’s your senior gynaecologist.

But I don’t remember her phone number.

My phone’s acting weird.

I lost all my contact info.

Can you… call her for me?

Please?

Please?

Fine.

Do you… want me to stay with you?

You don’t have to.

It’s not like I want to.

I was just asking.

I’ve got loads of work as it is.

Call her for me.

Hello, Mr. Hottest-Gynaecologist-of-the-Era.

Why do you need a lesson on pelvic exam all of a sudden?

You already know what to do.

I just want to review.

I get forgetful sometimes.

So I want to make sure that what I know is completely correct.

This isn’t something that can be done in a flash.

Don’t worry.

My brain knows what to do, it just needs a little nudge.

When performing a pelvic exam,

[GYNAECOLOGY 101] When performing a pelvic exam,

doctors like us have to consider many things. [GYNAECOLOGY 101]

doctors like us have to consider many things.

First, examine the external.

Make sure your patient can trust you and feel confident that they’re safe with you.

Since you’re a guy doctor, you need a female nurse present in the room, too.

This whole thing is the female reproductive organ.

The ovaries, the uterus, and the vagina.

When you’re doing the do, this is where the penis comes in.

Once the sperm enters, it waits here.

The ovaries will release eggs which will travel here.

When the eggs meet the sperm, it becomes a fetus.

Performing a pelvic exam starts with hygiene.

Take a cotton ball and wipe the vulva from top to bottom.

Like this. Make sure you’re thorough.

Spread it out and see if something’s wrong inside.

Insert the speculum this way,

then rotate it.

Now use your eyes and inspect the internal.

See if there’s something wrong inside.

If there is, you can get it out.

Close it.

Rotate it.

Take it out.

You won’t hurt your patient that way.

Here. Read.

Nurse, please get the next patient.

Yes.

Hello.

Jean.

Do you know each other?

Yes.

We were friends.

Can I change the doctor?

Why?

You said you were fine with male doctors.

It’s alright.

Let her change her doctor.

The patient may feel uncomfortable being examined by an acquaintance.

But you’re the only doctor here today, Dr. Alex.

You may need to reschedule, ma’am.

I…

It’s alright.

Let’s do it. I’m in a hurry.

Please have a seat.

So you have menstrual cramps?

How often do you experience this?

Every month?

Well, not really before. This is new.

Do you feel a swell on your stomach?

Is there a lump when you touch it?

I have to ask more questions to make a diagnosis.

Have you had…

sexual intercourse before or recently?

Did you use protection?

I think we need to perform a pelvic exam

in order to find the cause.

Please, prepare the table.

Yes.

Please rest your bottom on the table.

You can breathe normally.

I’m going to insert the speculum.

You may feel a little discomfort.

No. I can’t do it.

I can’t.

I don’t want a checkup anymore.

Ma’am, where are you going?

Jean.

Jean.

Doctor?

Jean.

Directed by Tichakorn Phukhaotong and Pinya Chookamsri

I don’t like actors who don’t even bother going through auditions.

If it’s for Jean, I’d be more than happy to audition.

Can you get pregnant for me?

You need to sleep with me.

Tell us what the hell this dog head thing is for.

Lex, now you know your two best friends’ problems.

Did your other best friend, Army, never tell you anything?

What if he slept with the wrong guy and got himself arrested?

You’re a coach here?

Why are you here?