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Do you promise to be a good boy tonight?

Hey.

Answer my question.

I–I will be very good.

Oh, dear.

Little boy.

You're not very adept at this.

Come, come.

I'll teach you a steamy lesson.

I promise to hold nothing back.

Gotta live up to the name Meow, Star of the Parlour.

Me–Meow.

I'm giving you this ring as a reminder

that you will wait for the right time.

You will keep your virginity

and wait for the right person at the right time.

And if I don't do exactly that?

You will never go to Heaven.

Every time you sleep with someone,

there will be calamity.

Wait, Meow. Wait.

What?

I... I think I can't.

Can't what?

You looked like you were having a good time just now.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let's stop here.

If we go any further,

something terrible will certainly happen.

You're a tease, you know that?

What exactly do you want?

Let's stop.

I'll still pay you the full price.

Full price, huh?

If you're going to pay the full price,

then I'm giving you the full service.

I have a reputation to maintain, you know.

I told you something terrible will happen!

Help!

Help!

Run, run, run!

Which way do I go?

Help!

Wait for me!

Sneaked out, didn't you?

I'll give you a ride home.

You don't need to drop me off in front of my house.

Don't want my family to find out.

Sure thing, kid.

Thitipoom Techa-apaikhun.

Yongwaree Anilbol.

Harit Cheewagaroon.

Ployshompoo Supasap.

Chanunphat Kamolkiriluck.

Apichaya Saejung.

Archen Aydin.

Pusit Dittapisit.

Thinnaphan Tantui.

Phuwin Tangsakyuen.

Chaleeda Gilbert.

Pavida Moriggi.

Pakin Kuna-anuwit.

Jira Charoenthamasuk.

Directed by Tichakorn Phukhaotong and Pinya Chookamsri.

Pops, you scared the hell out of me.

Where'd you get that bra, anyway?

I think it's my cue to ask where you went last night.

What's this underthing doing in front of your door, kiddo?

Did someone leave this with you as a memento?

Where were you last night?

Pops.

Listen, Pops.

Don't tell Dad about this.

If he finds out, he's gonna give me an earful.

Come on.

I won't tell anyone.

This will be our little secret.

Ice.

Do you actually get anything in your head

listening to music while studying?

What?

I asked if you actually understand anything

with rock music blasting like that.

Of course I do.

It's called multitasking.

Doing several things at the same time, you know.

It's what smart people do.

Unlike someone like you who can only do one thing at a time.

You're a loser at school and you're dumb.

I drew the short straw to have a big brother like you.

You insulting me?

No. Not at all.

Surely you misunderstood.

Bastard.

I really didn't.

You freaking did.

I did not. You misunderstood.

You think you're smart, huh-

Stop it, both of you. Just talk like normal brothers.

- Dad, Ice called me a loser. - I literally didn't. You misunderstood.

- Misunderstood, my ass. You called me dumb. - I didn't.

Alex. Ice.

Ice, I know you're smart, no need to brag about it.

Alex, you don't need to take offence

if you're not what he says you are.

Don't take offence if you're not dumb, 'kay?

If you're so smart, just quit school.

Enough. Just eat your breakfast.

Dad, breakfast's ready!

Ride safe.

Come home early for once.

You came home late last night, didn't you?

Sure, Dad.

You're a grown man who don't need no ride to school now, huh?

You're riding a Vespa and all.

How cool.

None of your business.

Just leave your brother alone, Ice.

Don't you have an exam today?

You sure you're ready?

What? Is it broken?

It's not, dumb-ass.

Hey!

How was it?

Did you lose your virginity to my beloved Meow?

Lose my virginity?

I lost my face, if anything.

I told you it wouldn't work.

My mother's curse is even stronger than

that goddamn lightning scar on Harry Potter's forehead.

Nonsense.

What the hell, man?

There is no such thing as a curse.

You're just a wimp.

Everybody our age has done it.

But look at you.

You're Mr. Virgin.

You're Mr. I'll-Keep-My-Virginity-For-The-Right-Time.

You know what the right time is?

Now!

There is no time more right than this, man.

We're in the prime of our youth.

Our hormones are raging.

They're ready to erupt like lava from the mouth of a volcano...

Boom!

This is See-ew, my best friend.

He's the guy who sent me to Meow.

His family owns a photography studio.

He's an astronomy geek.

He's also an expert on all categories of porn.

He's watched every single genre you can think of.

Sorry. Didn't see you there.

I thought the back of your head was a wall.

The football field is out back. Go play over there, idiots.

We're athletes.

We have to constantly practise.

Losers like you lot wouldn't have any idea what it's like

to be at the top.

My bad.

Found that ball lying around.

Just wanted to return it to you

in hopes that it would hit your head

hard enough your brain started working.

Maybe you'll even realise bullying is wrong.

What?

You think you can do whatever you want

just because you're on the football team?

Wanna have a go with a boxer?

Do ya?

Do ya?

Come on.

Do ya?

You don't?

Let's go.

Act tough, huh.

Keep up the act, losers.

You idiot, why didn't you punch him in the face?

Oh, come on now.

I am not the heiress of some boxing gym like you, you know.

Wimp.

What about you?

I saw it on the news that that massage parlour burned down.

It was hilarious.

(NIGHTLIFE ENJOYERS FLEE AS MASSAGE PARLOUR BURNS DOWN)

Your face was just too damn funny.

This is Nim, my other best friend.

She's set to inherit her father's boxing gym.

She may be small, but she's got a mean punch.

She's also the only one of us with a girlfriend,

and that's none other than Molly,

an upperclassman who already graduated.

She made the first move by giving her a sticker on Valentine's Day.

They're majorly lovey-dovey.

They're also majorly fighting over the silliest stuff.

So you admit it now?

Admit it, my ass!

You really are a wimp, man!

Is it okay if I kiss you?

Of course.

But is that really all you want?

You don't want to do more?

I do, but... let's start with a kiss.

Cut!

Good job!

Give them a round of applause.

That was well done.

The acting was nice, too.

We are learning about consent today.

In other words, it's an agreement to a sexual intercourse.

Sex is an activity you do together.

So both parties have to consent to it.

You can't force it out of them.

Get it?

Yes.

Okay, then.

Let's see who our next roleplay partners are.

Alright, alright. I've got one.

And the first actor is A...

A...

A... lex!

Come on up.

Alright, our next actor is...

This is Kat, the girl who makes coming to school actually worth something.

It is safe to say that she's the girl of my dream.

Every time she and her friends walk by,

I see the world in slow motion,

with sexy music playing in the background.

She could get anyone in this school.

But she chose this bastard, Army.

And the other actor is...

- It's... - Could be you.

Army!

Sir, can you draw again?

Why?

I just feel like it's not gonna work between two guys.

You have to learn about this no matter what your sexual orientation is.

Just come here before we run out of time.

Or what? You have a problem with something here?

I guess not. Come here.

Come here, kid.

Give them a little encouragement.

Sir.

But who tops and who bottoms?

That's none of your business.

Don't go around asking people that. It's rude, you know.

Yeah, that's right.

Repent, you fool.

If you're ready, let's begin!

Let's just get this over with quickly.

I know.

Well...

You look nice tonight.

Nice, my ass.

Do you need to say something so creepy?

It gives me goosebumps.

I thought you wanted this to be over quickly.

I'm just trying to set the mood.

Fine.

You don't look too bad yourself.

Can I... hold your hand?

No way.

You're losing Army to someone else.

Your hand is so soft.

Your arm is so muscular.

Do you work out?

I'm a school athlete.

No wonder you're so fit.

By the way,

your eyes are so pretty.

Has anyone ever told you that?

No.

Are you saying no one ever notices?

Army.

Can I kiss you?

If you don't want me to,

I won't make you.

Cut!

Shit!

- Why the hell did you do that? - Why the hell did you kiss me?

We were roleplaying!

Look, kids.

In the case that the other party does not consent,

you need to stop what you're aiming for.

Or else there could be consequences.

That's it for today.

Let's end this class here.

We'll see each other in the next class. Alright?

Dismissed. You're all dismissed.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

- Bye. - Goodbye.

Wait.

Do you need to go to the infirmary?

I'm fine.

I saw that video of you at the massage parlour.

What?

Don't be shy.

It's only natural.

But...

Be careful and use protection, alright?

Don't knock anyone up.

More importantly, it's for your own good against STDs.

So use protection, alright?

Listen.

If there's ever a problem,

you can always talk to me.

Lex, I heard you kissed Army in Sex Ed?

I didn't know you swing that way, too.

I don't.

It was just an exercise.

I was just very good at roleplaying.

Army just hit me out of the blue.

I bet he's into you.

You ever heard how boys bully you because they like you?

You've got a point.

Right?

I never heard of such a thing.

Why did it have to be Army anyway?

Why couldn't it be Kat?

You aim too high, idiot.

She's out of your league.

Be realistic.

You dog.

Free tampons!

Free tampons!

Free tampons!

Listen up.

Every 21-35 days, a woman loses 30-100cc of blood in up to eight days.

Imagine being a woman and burdened by such unavoidable expenses.

Yet, essentials such as tampons are not provided

even when it's necessary for women's life.

This is Jean.

You've probably seen her around before.

She's my classmate.

She's also the president of the Short Film Club.

And you're also looking at our school's top activist.

Jean will rally for anything she believes

everyone has a right to receive.

Free tampons!

Free tampons!

Free tampons!

Boys can sign up, too.

Alex, we have an appointment today.

The teachers want us to take some photos for the yearbook.

Okay. I'll see you after class.

Okay.

Can you pass this around?

Thanks.

Bye.

Since when did you get so chummy with Jean?

You hooking up?

No, we're not.

We're just in the same club.

What?

Just 'cause I'm talking to someone of the opposite sex

doesn't mean I'm hooking up with them.

You do know women and men can be friends without sex involved, right?

I didn't say anything.

You're overreacting.

I'm not.

- You totally are. - You guys. Listen up!

I'm holding a party tonight at my place.

Both my parents won't be home.

So everyone's welcomed to join.

More importantly, there are no rules at my house.

Do whatever you want.

If you wanna join, we'll start at 7.

See y'all there!

It's a party.

Shall we go?

I'm sure a lot of girls will be there.

Of course we're going!

I'm taking Molly with me.

She's been sulking a lot lately.

It's probably because you ain't meeting her needs.

Asshole.

Lex.

I think there's a chance you'll lose your virginity tonight.

And you'll turn 18 at midnight anyway.

When your mother said "the right time,"

maybe this is exactly what she meant.

And that right person could be waiting for you at the party.

Hey.

Jean.

I've got all the footage of the school we need.

Thanks.

I didn't know you owned a film camera.

I like film photography.

I really like that I have to wait and see how it'll turn out.

It makes me more deliberate, too.

Before you press the shutter,

you need to be thorough.

If you ruin that photo then it can't be undone.

It's unfixable.

So every shot really means something.

I think I prefer digital cameras.

If I make a mistake with one photo,

I can just shoot another one until I'm happy with it.

What?

Do you make a lot of mistakes?

What... exactly do you mean?

With photography, of course.

What were you thinking about?

Nothing.

Do you want to try other locations?

I'll go with you.

Alright.

Here.

Let me put this on for you.

Oh?

Alright?

There you go.

Do you know what the theme for the yearbook is this year?

What is it?

It's memories.

Memories?

The teachers want us to capture the good moments we have at school.

It could be the locations, the people, or whatever.

What about you?

Do you have any good memories here?

Me?

Besides being friends with Nim and See-ew,

I can't think of anything else.

Well, I'm just some guy with no talents.

I feel like I'm only coming to school just because I have to.

You don't have any life goals?

Actually, I kind of do.

My dad wants me to be a doctor.

But I just can't picture myself being that.

I actually want to be a photographer or a cameraman on film sets.

But I feel like I'm not good enough for that.

But you can always get better at it.

I really believe you will be great at what you do,

and you will work for me, too.

Because I want to be a film director.

Really?

I'm sure you will.

You're already in the Short Film Club and help out with school videos.

I bet one day you will become one of Thailand's top directors.

Anyways.

Can I ask you something?

I've seen you wear that ring all this time.

Can I take a look?

"I will wait."

Wait for what?

Well, it's...

This ring...

It's a promise to my mother.

What promise?

Just a promise. Nothing major.

Tell me.

What did you promise her?

No.

-You don't need to know that. It's nothing. -What did you promise her?

- It's really nothing. - Now I'm really curious, you know.

Nope.

Tell me or I'm pushing you off.

Come on now.

Five...

Hold on.

Well, it's...

I promised my mother that.

I won't have sex until it's the right time.

That's it.

Don't be shy.

You can talk to me about this.

I think it's pretty cool.

But...

I can't talk to you.

You're a girl.

Girls talk about sex, too.

It's natural.

And there's nothing embarrassing about being a virgin.

I haven't slept with anyone, either.

Really?

Really.

And I am not waiting for "the right guy" or anything.

I just haven't found someone I want to share that moment with.

I think I'll find him when the time comes.

So I'm in no rush to find someone.

Let me see.

(You here yet? People are arriving.)

No phones on the dining table, remember?

Or is there some urgent matter at hand?

I bet he just wants to go to the party, Dad.

He doesn't want to have dinner with us.

What party?

It's-

It's the senior party.

I think they're going all out this time, too.

You already went out last night.

I know you're turning 18.

Can't you wait for another day?

Once you're 18, I'll let you go.

Yes.

Shut your trap, Ice.

Hello?

Now?

But she isn't due.

Alright. I'll be there.

There's an emergency C-section at the hospital.

I have to get to work.

Stay at home with your grandpa and your brother.

Yes.

Pops, lemme help.

Don't.

This is like my workout session.

Just go. Go to that party.

Can I really go?

Who will look after you and Ice?

Do I look like I need looking after?

And Ice will be studying anyway.

Don't listen to your father too much.

Go.

- You sure? - Just go enjoy your youth.

I'm going to take a shower, then.

Wait, wait.

There's something for you.

I found it outside.

It's got your name on it.

Who is it from?

I don't know.

Could be one of your secret admirers?

I doubt it.

It's not even my birthday yet.

Who the hell could this be from?

I bet it's just a prank someone is pulling on me.

Let me see.

An instant camera?

That's vintage.

It's a Polaroid.

This is an old model.

Is it still working?

I don't know.

Should we try?

Sure.

One, two, three.

Pops, why isn't the photo developed?

Look.

It may take longer than usual.

It will show up.

I'll take this to the party, then.

Sure.

I'm going to take a shower now.

And Pops...

Don't tell Dad.

I won't.

Just be careful.

Enjoy yourself.

You don't know what will happen tomorrow.

You only have one shot at life.

Alright?

Alright.

I'm really off to the shower now.

Welcome to the party!

Everyone's really already drunk.

That's because you're late.

Listen up!

This is my girl.

I just want to say that I love her more than anything in the world!

Enough, enough.

Stop it right there.

You're embarrassing.

But I love you.

I just want everyone to know that I'm all yours!

Oh, hey...

Did you send me this instant camera as a gift?

Send you a gift?

I already gave you your present.

Meow, that is.

Oh, right.

Then who the hell sent me this?

Never mind that.

You have it now.

Just take a shot of me.

Here.

I look real cool right now.

Move this way a little.

Now that's it.

Really?

One, two, three.

Let me see.

It's not developed yet.

Wait a sec.

Lex.

I'll be right back.

You can go find Nim. She's inside.

Good luck, buddy.

Ew?

Ew!

You're leaving me so soon?

What the hell was that?

I can't wait to graduate high school

so I can go to the same uni with you.

Really? You're aiming for the same uni?

You don't have to, you know.

What?

Are you being possessive?

Of course I am.

My girlfriend's dang pretty, after all.

So how is it?

Anyone on campus hitting on you?

Well...

Actually yes.

Some guys.

Really?

Guys?

It's fine by me.

I know you like girls.

Says who?

People change, you know.

I do feel kind of swayed when I meet some tall, pretty guys.

Just my type.

Are you being serious right now?

Should I be jealous?

I'm kidding.

I was just babbling.

Right now,

there's only you.

Happy now?

Alex, you bastard.

What the hell was that?

It's not every day you two are lovey-dovey.

I have to capture that.

Hello, Molly.

It's been a while. You look hotter.

Oh, you jest.

You look prettier, too, though.

Your hair's long now.

Hey, hey, hey. She's my girl.

Shut up.

What, you stingy bastard.

Your girlfriend is my girlfriend.

Take more photos.

Of me alone, that is.

Sure thing.

One, two, three.

What are you doing here all alone?

Why are you avoiding me?

Or is it because I'm just a nerd

and I have no place right next to you?

It's not like that.

I just want to be alone.

But isn't that lonely?

I think it'd be better if I...

keep you company.

Won't you say anything?

You're normally very chatty.

Good.

Let me borrow your shoulder, then.

Liu, what are you doing?

You playboy!

Rose.

Let's go.

Ouch.

But at least I got a kiss.

Bring it on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Drink up!

Drink up!

Did you snap a shot?

I–I'm just trying to capture the moment.

If you want a photo,

just ask.

I'll pose for you.

Alright?

What are these photos for, virgin boy?

It's for the yearbook.

Oh, then can you get some shots of us?

Jedi.

Let's take a photo.

One, two, three.

I heard you bought a vibrator.

Why don't you just try the real thing?

What a waste.

Yeah.

You need my help with that?

Do you?

Hey, what the hell?

What the hell's wrong with you?

Stay out of her business.

What do you care what she does?

Does it hurt your pride that women can be happy without you lot?

We can orgasm without a dick.

You hate men? You must be a lesbian.

I don't have to be a lesbian to hate you.

Use your brain instead of your dick to think for once.

Go away.

This is no fun.

Let's go.

We'll get them next time.

Shit.

What the hell was wrong with them?

Oh?

Jean?

There you are.

I thought you already left.

I just gave someone a ride home.

Oh.

What you said earlier was freaking cool, by the way.

It was just cool.

I think so, too. Anyone can do whatever they want to pleasure themselves.

Men can do it.

Why can't women, right?

It makes me kind of happy that some men think that.

Doesn't everyone think that?

A vintage Polaroid camera?

Cool! Where did you buy this?

I didn't buy it.

Someone gave it to me for my birthday.

But I'm not sure if it actually works.

The photos just won't develop.

Really?

Wanna try taking a photo of me?

Sure. Can I?

Yeah.

Of course.

Where should I be?

Over there. Just a little further.

That's okay.

Alright, you ready?

One, two...

Wait.

What?

Can I take my top off?

Should you?

Like this.

Well, I'm taking it.

One, two, three.

See how it just won't show up?

Maybe we have to wait.

I'll keep this.

Can we kiss?

Sure.

Want me to be your first time?

Jean, Jean.

Wait, Jean.

What is it?

I don't have a condom.

Gosh, you're so unprepared.

I'll...

I'll ask around.

Wait here.

Just wait a little.

I can't...

Wait here.

Ew?

Ew, Ew, Ew.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Make way.

Ew.

Lex.

You got a condom?

Condom?

Let me have one.

Here.

Ew, you bastard!

Wait a minute.

You want it?

If you want it,

drink this.

Drink the whole thing.

Help me out and I'll help you.

The whole thing?

Yep.

Bottoms up!

Bottoms up!

- Bottoms up! - Lex, stop it!

You wanna pass out or something?

No way he will.

Do it.

Bottoms up!

Lex!

Bottoms up!

Respect!

You earned my respect.

Now that's my best friend.

That's my best friend right there.

Yeah, this is great.

Hey.

Hi.

You're looking great tonight, huh?

I need to pee.

Is it okay if I pee here?

Oh, you're a couple, huh?

Are you drunk, Alex?

I'm not.

I'll see you in a bit.

I just gotta go pee.

See ya. See ya.

Can I just pee here?

Joe, wait.

Alex!

Alex.

Did you see anything, Alex?

Alex!

Alex!

Shit!

I've never kissed a guy before.

You haven't?

Why did you kiss him?

Don't resist.

Don't resist, idiot.

Get in there.

Congrats.

You are no longer a virgin.

And remember...

You didn't hear or see anything tonight.

Hey.

Smile for the camera.

Smile.

Hurry up.

Smile.

Hurry.

One, two, three.

Doctor, is there something wrong with my coochie?

Doctor, is everything alright?

We're in the middle of a pelvic exam.

What the hell!

Directed by Tichakorn Phukhaotong and Pinya Chookamsri

I am a gynaecologist?

You're the expert on the female body.

Are you telling me this camera

takes you time travel to ten years in the future?

And these photos are telling us what will happen?

Why is he here?

I'm not listening to anything that traitor has to say.

Jean.