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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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I'm Pamela.
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In here, in here, or
in here, or in here...
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She's all over my husband.
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I overheard what you said
about cutting me loose.
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I'll take real good care of Tandy. Bye!
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Look on the bright side.
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We have our very own island.
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Well, hello there.
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Ah, I love this song.
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♪ Well, it's not far down to paradise ♪
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♪ At least it's not for me ♪
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♪ If the wind is right... ♪
Come on, sing with me.
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You wish.
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Fine, be a song-pooper.
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Open your mouth, 'cause
I'm gonna put an ear in it.
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Sorry, I know that was a little corny.
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Well, this guy liked it.
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I love that joke, heh-heh-heh.
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What's your endgame here, Pamela?
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You think if you feed me enough corn,
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I'm just gonna suddenly forget
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that you stranded my pregnant
wife on a deserted island?
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Need I remind you, your pregnant wife...
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If she is indeed pregnant...
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Was planning to ditch me
the second they hit land.
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Oh, please. If you think you
have any kind of shot with me,
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you're insizzy in the membrizzy.
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Then I guess you've never
heard of Stockholm syndrome?
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Of course I have.
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But, uh, for G-Gary,
will you explain it?
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Sure.
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Gary, Stockholm syndrome
is when a hostage
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starts to sympathize
with their captor...
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Uh, uh, with their captor!
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Yeah, uh-huh. Know it well.
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That's never gonna happen.
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Well, it is very common.
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In fact, sometimes people
even... fall in love.
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Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?!
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Wait a minute.
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She'd love that, wouldn't she?
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Gary, call the doctor
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and tell him to put on
a fresh pot of coffee,
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'cause the Tandyman's feeling
a little under the weather.
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Yeah, looks like I'm coming down
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with "Stocko syndome."
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Well, I can barely
see the yacht anymore.
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What do I do?! What do I do?!
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There's no time to panic.
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Just have to figure out a plan.
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Melissa's right. Okay, let's see.
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Erica, quick, hand me that fondue pot.
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Uh, Jasper, that chocolate bar.
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Now, has anybody seen any matches?
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Todd, are you sure
you're working on a plan?
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'Cause it sounds like you're
just making chocolate fondue.
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It's called brain food, Gail.
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I mean, it's like you
never made a plan before.
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You know. Am-am I alone on this?
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What the gol is that?
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Hello?
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Somebody there?
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Ow.
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Show yourself!
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Stay here. I'm gonna check it out.
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Be careful, Todd.
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Stop right there.
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Okay.
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What the hell is he doing?
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Good God, he's going right in there.
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Oh, I don't like the looks of this.
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It's okay, guys!
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He just wants to touch
everybody's faces.
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- No, no. - No,
no, no. - Ah...
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- Oh, you're real.
- Hey, guys,
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this is, uh, Glenn.
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I-I'm sorry, I just, I...
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I never thought this
day would come. I... I...
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I-I'm being... I'm being rescued.
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I'm going home. I'm going home!
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When does your boat come back?
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Guys?
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Okay, Gary, here goes nothing.
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Gary...
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how long have we been on this boat?
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I mean, it feels like months,
but that can't be right.
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I mean, I'm so disoriented.
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Up is down, day is night...
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hate is love.
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I feel so different in so many ways.
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Take, for instance, Carol.
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I mean, I care about her,
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but it's feeling more
like a friendship now.
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And you're not gonna believe this,
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but you know that woman
Pamela from the boat?
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Man, I'm crushing on
her so hard right now.
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Yes, it's a boner, Gary.
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You'd get one, too,
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if you couldn't stop
thinking about Pamela.
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Oh, God, I'm so confused.
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Look, until I can sort out my feelings,
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I'm just gonna keep on
pretending like I hate Pamela.
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Oh, my God, she's coming,
she's coming, she's coming.
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Tandy?
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You hungry?
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Get bent!
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Wow, you sound like
you're very upset with me.
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Duh, duh!
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Still thinking about... what's her name?
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Her name, for your information,
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is Pamela... uh, Karen... Carol!
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Oh, that's right...
Carol Andrew Pil-Pamela...
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Uh, basian! Pilbasian!
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Carol Pamela Pilbasian!
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Carol Andrew Pilbasian!
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Get out of here! Get out of here!
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All right, if that's what you want.
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That's what I want.
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The trap's been set.
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Looks like our mouse has
a weakness for cheese.
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Tandy cheese.
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Tandy! Tandy!
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So, this is my place.
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This is the main living
quarters over here,
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and I have a seating area right there.
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And my toilet's right
there, where Todd's standing.
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Geez.
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What's this?
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That is really nothing.
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Oh, gosh, I know what this
probably looks like to you,
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but this is not a sex doll.
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Okay, I was lonely, and I created her
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to have someone to talk to.
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Oh.
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And then the lines did blur,
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and she became a sex doll.
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But she did not start
as a sex doll, okay?
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And I think that that's
an important distinction.
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You can probably tell that I modeled her
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after Eva Mendes.
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Yeah, she was a beautiful woman.
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Was? What do you mean?
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Oh, no.
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She didn't have a bunch
of work done, did she?
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Uh... uh, Glenn,
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how long have you been on this island?
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About five years.
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Oh, my God.
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Is there something
you're not telling me?
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What happened to her face?
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It...
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- died.
- Yeah.
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And her body joined it.
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Oh, God, no. How did that happen?
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No, no, don't tell me. I
do not handle death well.
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Gosling must be devastated.
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Well, I hope your brows are ready...
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Latisse time.
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Hey, girl.
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I guess you're not mad at me anymore.
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Oh, I'm super mad!
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And I want to give you a spanking.
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Get over here.
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This is moving a little
faster than I thought.
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Yeah?
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Well, I haven't even hit second gear.
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♪ Well, it's not far down to paradise ♪
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♪ At least it's not for me ♪
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♪ If the wind is right,
you can sail away ♪
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♪ And find tranquility ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ The canvas can do miracles ♪
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♪ Just you wait and see ♪
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♪ Believe me ♪
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♪ Sailing ♪
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♪ Takes me away ♪
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♪ To where I've always ♪
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♪ Heard it could be ♪
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♪ Just a dream and
the wind to carry me ♪
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♪ And soon I will be free. ♪
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Oh, Tandy, tell me this isn't a trick.
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Trix are for kids, and I'm 43 years old.
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I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
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Good, 'cause I would
never do this to a baby.
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Tandy. Tandy.
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Yes, my love?
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Do you think that
there's a chance that...
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that I bought any of that?
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Bought what, my love?
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Stop it!
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I was alone in a bunker for three years,
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so you'll excuse me if I'm
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Michael Jackson's doctor right now...
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All out of patience.
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Please don't shoot me. Please
don't... please, please...
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Let me be direct.
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You're mine now. No more games.
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Do you hear me?
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Loud, clear, and wet from urine.
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Think, Tandy, think.
Every minute that passes,
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you sail further away from
your wife and unborn child.
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Oh, Carol, everything
I see reminds me of you.
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Your various creams and ointments...
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your nipples, of course.
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Always giving me grief about
my razor-sharp toenails.
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Speaking of razor-sharp,
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I just need to find
something razor-sharp
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to cut through these damn ropes.
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Wait a minute.
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Bingo.
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Hey, Glenn?
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Hmm?
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You know, we-we have something
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pretty heavy we got to tell you.
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Sure. Go ahead.
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Well, y-you know, you seem
like an optimistic guy.
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You know, someone who
sees the bright side,
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even on the... darkest of days.
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Only 100% of the time.
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Good, trust me, 'cause.
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- And you know why?
- Wh...
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Because I always picture that moment...
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Moment?
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The moment I'm able to walk through
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my front door again.
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The first one to greet me is Tommy.
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He's my oldest.
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A little worker bee.
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Next, little Penny comes
bounding down the steps.
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She was our miracle baby.
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Doctor said she wouldn't
make it to her 19th birthday.
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I told that story at
her 19th birthday party.
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And then little Dougie
comes marching in.
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He was our surprise.
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Spitting image of his mom.
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Which is a little
painful, because she died
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bringing him into this world.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Uh, what was it you
wanted to talk to me about?
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Uh...
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I, uh...
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farted.
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Yeah.
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But it-it was a while ago, you know,
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so it's kind of a moot point now.
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Do you know that I farted
four times during that story?
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Yeah.
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Now I just got to, like, launch this
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over to the other side of the boat,
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and as she goes to check it out,
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then I grab the gun, and, boom...
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it's Tandy time.
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Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
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What the hell?
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Oh, God, what do I do? What do I do?!
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Hold it right there.
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Put him down!
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Or what? You shoot me, he
goes right in the water.
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Fine. He's an excellent swimmer.
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Well, tell me, is he an excellent
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being-eaten-avoider?
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00:13:39,999 --> 00:13:41,493
You wouldn't dare.
265
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:44,696
Tell me you can look into those
sweet little eyes and do it.
266
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,901
You're right.
267
00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,602
But that won't be a problem...
268
00:13:50,638 --> 00:13:52,938
if I start with his butt.
269
00:13:52,973 --> 00:13:54,273
Don't you dare eat his butt!
270
00:13:54,308 --> 00:13:55,674
I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it.
271
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,675
Put him down, let him go.
272
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,243
I swear, I love the taste of dog meat.
273
00:13:58,279 --> 00:13:59,244
I will shoot your face.
274
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,180
I'll eat his butt. I will eat his butt!
275
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,915
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Put the gun down!
276
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:05,517
Okay, okay. Okay.
277
00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:07,080
Kick the gun over to me.
278
00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:11,512
Monster.
279
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,959
Oh, thank God.
280
00:14:13,994 --> 00:14:15,918
Carol, I'm coming for you.
281
00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:18,797
Just got to get back to the island.
282
00:14:26,087 --> 00:14:28,675
Oh... farts.
283
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,525
How you holding up, Carol?
284
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:40,219
I'm starting to think that
we're never gonna get rescued.
285
00:14:40,609 --> 00:14:42,387
Don't give up hope.
286
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,437
Sometimes that's all you got.
287
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,891
Yeah.
288
00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,474
Look at me.
289
00:14:47,499 --> 00:14:50,128
I should've given up years ago.
290
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:52,731
But I know that one day I'm
gonna see a plane out there
291
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,473
or a passing ship,
292
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:56,401
and I'm just gonna run up
to the top of that hill,
293
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,136
and I'm gonna light my signal fire
294
00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,471
- and they're gonna...
- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
295
00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:00,973
You have a signal fire?
296
00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:03,408
Well, what kind of man on
a deserted island would I be
297
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,509
without a signal fire?
298
00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:05,811
We got to go light it for Tandy.
299
00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:07,980
Carol, that boat is long gone.
300
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,915
You only get one shot
with the signal fire.
301
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,583
We have to save it for
a plane or for a boat.
302
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,518
But it's not gonna happen.
303
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:14,753
Not with that attitude, no.
304
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,988
No, it will never, ever happen.
305
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,053
Okay, I'm done with your negativity.
306
00:15:17,078 --> 00:15:18,657
But please, just light the fire.
307
00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:20,092
Look, I know you're upset about
your husband, but we can't...
308
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,493
But, Glenn, it is our only hope!
309
00:15:21,528 --> 00:15:24,630
- How do you know that?
- Because everyone on Earth is dead!
310
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,285
There was a horrible virus...
311
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,071
and it took the whole world.
312
00:15:35,075 --> 00:15:36,975
And we're all that's left.
313
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,848
So there's no planes.
314
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,716
There's no boats.
315
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,328
Except that one.
316
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,106
Oh, Jeremy.
317
00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:10,642
What have we become?
318
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,368
I didn't want to have
to tell you like that.
319
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:29,361
Five years without a
passing boat or a plane.
320
00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:34,012
I was just being foolish.
321
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:36,805
You were being hopeful.
322
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,837
And sometimes hope's all we have.
323
00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:43,073
I'm so sorry for taking yours away.
324
00:16:53,654 --> 00:16:55,751
I guess we have a fire to start.
325
00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:05,030
Jeremy.
326
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,532
I knew I shouldn't have
given you that bowl of wine.
327
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,302
What?
328
00:17:21,882 --> 00:17:23,749
Tandy.
329
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,919
There's something you should see.
330
00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:39,627
Care Bear.
331
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,335
Tandy!
332
00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:46,872
Tandy!
333
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,351
Where are you, Tandy?
334
00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:12,264
Tandy.
335
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:15,345
Tandy! Tandy!
336
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:18,437
Tandy!
337
00:18:19,009 --> 00:18:20,197
Carol!
338
00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:21,355
Tandy!
339
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,686
- Oh. Mmm.
- Mmm.
340
00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:27,932
I thought I would never see you again.
341
00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:29,256
I knew you'd give me a sign.
342
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,025
Well, that was actually Glenn.
343
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,452
Glenn?
344
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,429
Hello, Tandy.
345
00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:37,398
I've heard nothing but
lovely things about you.
346
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,867
- Thanks, Glenn.
- Hi.
347
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,231
I say we leave her the hell here.
348
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:54,949
You're asking me, that's
letting her off easy.
349
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:57,184
Well, look, I'll do whatever
the group thinks is best,
350
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,452
but just so you know,
351
00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,521
after I threatened to eat
her dog's butt to death
352
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,056
and got the gun away from her,
353
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:04,358
she turned into a real team player.
354
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,627
So, what, are we supposed to just
355
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:07,291
let her back on the boat, Tandy?
356
00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:08,963
That'd be like buying Freddy Krueger
357
00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:10,631
a condominium on Elm Street.
358
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:14,702
I will never forgive that
woman, so my vote is a hard nay.
359
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,237
Hi.
360
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,306
Look, I know why you all hate me.
361
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:20,975
Right now I'm not too
crazy about me, either.
362
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,643
Bless you.
363
00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:27,782
To be honest, I'm not quite
sure why I did what I did.
364
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:30,418
I'd love to blame it on being
in the bunker for so long,
365
00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:33,059
but the truth is, I had
problems before that, too.
366
00:19:34,832 --> 00:19:35,923
Starting to realize
367
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,992
maybe I'm just not meant
to be around people.
368
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,328
So I understand if you want to leave me.
369
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:44,331
Um, I'd probably do the same.
370
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,500
If I could just ask one favor.
371
00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:48,402
Could you please take Jeremy with you?
372
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,570
He didn't do anything wrong.
373
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,072
Please?
374
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,193
Yeah, sure.
375
00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:54,992
Oh, thank you.
376
00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,847
Oh.
377
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:02,197
Well, this is it.
378
00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,188
We've had so many... oh, there he goes.
379
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,087
Okay.
380
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:08,456
Well...
381
00:20:09,369 --> 00:20:10,659
safe travels.
382
00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:16,362
- Well, that made that decision easy.
- Yup.
383
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,965
So, is that it?
384
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,700
You guys just gonna leave her here?
385
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,368
I mean, you lived here for years
386
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,321
and look at you.
387
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:25,654
I had the hope of being rescued.
388
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:29,324
Can't imagine being left
here without that hope.
389
00:20:39,589 --> 00:20:41,404
Okay, fine, she can come.
390
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:44,325
But on one condition.
391
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,628
Thank you!
392
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,261
Thank you! You won't regret this!
393
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,510
It's a little cold out here.
394
00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:07,882
It's bumpy.
395
00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:14,155
Can someone hand me a blanket?
396
00:21:18,294 --> 00:21:20,027
S-So...
397
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,000
Did I mention that I'm sorry?
398
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:35,922
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