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Hope they're not on your ferry out tomorrow morning.

I hear the whiskey in America

tastes like water.

Let's hope this drink finishes your liver off for good.

We're not done, you and I.

Drop dead already Campbell.

Only after you...

Old man!

So she's the one wearing the pants around here.

The best way to tame your horse...

is to shoot his balls off.

Little coward!

I'm still here, prick

My name is Rory MacNeil.

You have a nice smile.

It's the sweetest thing I've seen so far in this entire country.

I really like...

your breasts.

I'd like to lay my head there forever.

You'll find out I'm a devil in the sack.

You can always count on me

to be true, and Diongmhalt.

One drink a day...

...keeps the doctor away.

The carpenter was handsome and strong,

and beloved by everyone on the island.

While the prick walked the earth with a cane,

and was despised by all.

Even his own liver rejected him...

'My little warrior'