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[LISA YAWNING]
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[YAWNING LOUDLY]
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Ah.
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In case you were wondering
why I'm so tired...
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- I wasn't.
- I was up late
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watching French films... in French.
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And then, last night,
my dreams were in French!
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My dream is you keep moving.
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FRENCH NARRATOR: Lisa Simpson,
a bright girl in a dull school.
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She likes the sound a Sharpie makes
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when she does well on a test.
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[SQUEAKING]
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She adores the woody sweetness
of a fresh baritone reed.
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Mmm.
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But she hates, more than anything,
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finding a place to eat at lunch.
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♪ ♪
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[GASPS, GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
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What was this?
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You will soon see.
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Frankly, I am redundant.
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"J. Beardsley."
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[GASPS] Jasper!
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FRENCH NARRATOR: Suddenly, in the middle
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of this crap school, a mystery!
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Meanwhile, for the first time
in his life,
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Homer would be disappointed
in a kitchen.
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Oh, my God. Leftovers!
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Air, nothing, more air, space, air,
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not spaghetti, not meatloaf,
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missing chili, absence
of mac and cheese!
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There must be some food here.
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[GASPS]
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The devil's trees.
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No!
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- Homie, relax.
- Okay.
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I've decided to be a
Tubberware salesperson.
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Tubberware? Isn't that the thing
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where you find people to host parties
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where you then sell everyone
plastic food boxes?
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Well, you do your Kickstarters.
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Hey, if people pay to send me on my tour
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of rocking chairs in the
Midwest, that helps everyone.
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We really could use the money.
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They're still garnishing your wages
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after that garnish war you waged.
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Please, Homie.
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I want to open a checking account
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so the family finally has one.
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Marge, no wife of mine
will ever have to work.
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Is what men used to say
for some insane reason.
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You have my blessing.
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Where's Jasper? He's late again.
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Maybe we should feed the birds
without him.
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Don't tell me
you fed the birds without me?
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You were in a coma!
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Mein Gott, what else happened?
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You won't like who's president.
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It's not Bernie?
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[AMÉLIE THEME PLAYS]
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FRENCH NARRATOR: Lisa returned
Jasper's childhood,
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and all she wanted
was her own secret giggle.
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[WHISPERS]: Jasper.
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[GASPS, COUGHS]
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Oh, my God.
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What do you got there? A bento box?
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Somebody's ashes? Apple TV?
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Oy. One more guess,
and I'm gonna need a nap.
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When I was six years old,
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I brought my treasure box
for show-and-tell.
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Another kid took it, never gave it back.
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[CRIES SOFTLY]
And now, somehow, it's here.
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I've been angry my whole life,
but suddenly,
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the world seems... magical.
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FRENCH NARRATOR:
For the first time ever,
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Lisa experienced a feeling
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that could only be describedas... magnifique.
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I don't mean to overstate this,
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but the sun is shining
a little bit brighter,
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because of me!
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Tubberware? I'd love to buy some.
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No, you don't buy it now.
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You have a party, and then
I sell it to your friends.
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- No!
- [SIGHS]
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You have the party at your house...
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Oh.
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Then, when your friends
fill out the order forms, we...
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Oh.
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If you host a Tubberware party,
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you get an exclusive gift:
a lemonade pitcher!
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Ma'am, if the good Lord wanted
us to store juice in plastic,
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he wouldn't have made
a possum's bladder watertight.
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JULIO: Okay, Marge, you're like
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a black hole of sadness and split ends.
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What is wrong with you?
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I haven't booked
a single Tubberware party.
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I don't know why
I thought I could do this.
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I don't have that... What's the
Jewish word for "chutzpah"?
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You mean you have no confidence?
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I don't. I always take the bad pancake.
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I spend so much time putting
sunscreen on everyone else,
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I get sunburned.
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Ooh. Just like with a doormat,
the key is underneath.
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- Huh?
- You know what?
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I will throw a Tubberware party for you.
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But it's gonna take me a while to plan.
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- How about tonight?
- You're on!
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What the heck are you doing?
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That's a punchbowl,
and that's for leftover lasagna.
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What?! Whoever heard
of leftover lasagna?
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[GROANS] Maybe you should
just go to Moe's.
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Fine, but I'm not gonna get drunk.
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Oh, okay, sweetie, I'll get drunk.
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I just can't stay sober at you.
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[GROANS] Ah!
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I can't do this. I can't do this!
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Can't? Can't? Marge, I never want
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to hear you use
the C-A-next-Tuesday word again.
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You need to tap
into your female warrior side.
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I don't have one of those.
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Then we're gonna have to create one!
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Makeover time!
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[AIR COMPRESSOR WHIRRING]
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Okay, think pretty thoughts!
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[HISSING]
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Now, get rid of those things
on your feet and put these on.
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Mmm. It changes my whole body.
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[GASPS] And what is going on back there?
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Behold, your rump has become...
a booty, baby!
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Mm-hmm.
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Now go out there and sell some thingies!
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Mmm.
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GRADY: Julio,
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what is this? I don't want to sit
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through some kind of sales pitch.
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I just want a simple evening
of appetizers,
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cocktails and nitrous oxide.
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[LOWER VOICE]: Hello, boys.
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I see you're checking out
the merchandise.
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Let me assure you,
the lids match the tubs.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Mm. Mm-hmm.
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Oh. You should have told us this
was a drag Tubberware party.
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He's the most convincing woman
I've ever seen.
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Oh, oh, yes, yes.
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He is quite the impersonator.
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He calls himself "Marge."
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Perfect! "Marge."
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If she were any more camp,
she'd be a Coleman lantern.
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All right, boys,
let's put tops on bottoms.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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And you wanted to go dancing.
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Mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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And voilà... a Marge-tini!
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But don't worry.
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That's not the only surprise
I've got tucked away.
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- She's funny.
- Bea Arthur funny?
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No one's that funny.
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FRENCH NARRATOR: And that night,
Marge sold more Tubberware
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than she ever imagined.
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And I, drawn by the farcical premise,
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began narrating her story, too.
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Look at all these orders!
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I'm really good at this.
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Yeah, well, uh, you see, um...
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"Marge" is good at this.
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Yeah, Marge. Me. I'm Marge.
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Okay, so here's what happened, okay?
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This is so important,
I'm gonna drop the accent.
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[WITHOUT ACCENT]: Everyone thought
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- you were a drag queen.
- [GASPS]
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I felt so pretty, but the whole time,
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people thought I was a man.
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A man who looked like a fabulous woman!
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Drag queens can be
very beautiful. Exhibit: me.
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I call myself "Penelope Cruising."
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I was Mr. Burns's date
for the Kennedy Center Honors.
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See? Look how cute I am.
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All his dates have
to give him transfusions.
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Now I know why he said I was his type.
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You get it?
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Well, the next time,
I'm just going to be myself.
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But that was you, you with confidence.
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Oh, you're just being nice.
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It was ju! It was ju! It was ju!
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And besides,
the top Tubberware sellers...
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they're all drag queens.
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What? That can't be true.
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So, what do you say, Marge?
Are you in it to win it?
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CONTAINER: Go for it, Marge!
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Who cares if what's outside
doesn't match what's inside?
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I'm labeled "Lunch Snacks,"
but people use me to store pot.
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And I'm for storing bread.
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All the bread you're gonna make
selling Tubberware.
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Did you just high-five that bowl?
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Be cool, Marge. Be cool.
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Homer, order anything you like.
It's on me.
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Anything.
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Okay. I'm gonna need two menus
and four tables.
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And get rid of all this silverware.
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- It just slows me down.
- I got it. I got it.
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We need help. Someone get Mama
back from bingo.
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I am on my way.
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But all you need is a "G."
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You should be like the "G"
in gnocchi... silent!
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Mmm. Oh, Marge, thank you.
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Thank you. I'm so happy!
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And there it is.
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Leftover lasagna.
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D'oh!
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FRENCH NARRATOR: Lisa stillfelt sort of magnifique,
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but the magical feeling from
her good deed started to fade.
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So she thought: why not secretly
bring magic into others' lives?
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Yes.
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FRENCH NARRATOR: Her first
project: restore the lost love
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between the identical-looking
Kirk and Luann.
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[AMÉLIE THEME PLAYS]
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KIRK: Looks like dying my nose
hair's really paying off!
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FRENCH NARRATOR: Next, Lisa helped Gil,
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Springfield's Pepé Le Pew,
minus the charm.
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Sir, would ya like one?
No, huh? Well, I guess not.
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Ma'am? Uh, maybe next time.
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Come on! I only get paid
if they're all gone.
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And they check the trash, believe me.
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Oh, my God. People are taking them!
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I'm turning the heat on
in my car tonight.
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LISA: Bart. Wake up.
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Bart! I need your help again.
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FRENCH NARRATOR:
But Lisa's greatest challenge
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was to make Mrs. Skinner
believe in her son again.
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So Lisa created an imaginary
journal for Seymour,
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one that would mend all fences.
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I have to get this fake diary
into Skinner's house.
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Here's the key.
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Here's a floor plan of the house.
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Oh, and here's some tuna.
I'm making his cat really fat.
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[YAWNING]
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So Lisa hid the diary
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where she knew Mrs. Skinner
would find it...
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anywhere a grown man
would expect privacy.
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Huh?
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"Mother is a great woman."
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[GASPS] Seymour loves me!
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Oh, my God! How does a mother apologize
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for 50 years of ridiculing her son?
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A gift card now, and an
apology on my deathbed.
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Meanwhile, to help perfect
her art and increase business,
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Julio took Marge
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to Springfield's hottest drag club,
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with its most confusing
bathroom signage.
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Marge, this is Queen Chanté,
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Barbra Streisman,
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the Mysterious Waylon,
255
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and Fiona Adams Apple.
256
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Hello, squirrel-friend.
257
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You're the tallest thing I ever...
258
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[GASPS] And you're still getting up.
259
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Honey, I spend half my day getting up
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and the other half getting down.
261
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- Oh-kurr?!
- This is the kind of confidence
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that you need.
263
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The secret is to imagine
264
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the fiercest version
of yourself, then realize...
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you are that version!
266
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Mel, is that you?
267
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Yes! I've taped my bone between my legs.
268
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Your Majesty,
can Marge lip-synch with us?
269
00:12:08,742 --> 00:12:10,686
Honey, I'll tell you
what I told Eddie Murphy:
270
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"Sure, why not?"
271
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So, tell me about
this "Marge" character.
272
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What is she like?
273
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,927
Well, she's long-suffering,
274
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kind of a single mom...
275
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and that's it.
276
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She's a damn hero, is what
she is, sis. [CLUCKS TONGUE]
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♪ ♪
278
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,642
♪ You've got all eyes on you ♪
279
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,677
♪ A nasty housewife lady ♪
280
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♪ Come out of your mom shell ♪
281
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♪ And become a bombshell ♪
282
00:12:39,783 --> 00:12:41,717
♪ You've got this, Margie ♪
283
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♪ You're stronger than you know ♪
284
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♪ Get up and dance ♪
285
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- Oh!
- ♪ Get up, get up and ♪
286
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♪ Sashay with Chanté ♪
287
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♪ Work that blue bouffanté ♪
288
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♪ Do it, do it ♪
289
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♪ Oh ♪
290
00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:55,500
♪ All the boys say ♪
291
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Women can have it all.
292
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Even penises!
293
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♪ She's so chic ♪
294
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♪ Such savoir faire ♪
295
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♪ Serving housewife realness ♪
296
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♪ Selling Tubberware ♪
297
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♪ She's a female phenomenon ♪
298
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♪ And much more than a mom ♪
299
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♪ So sexy, so snuggable ♪
300
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♪ Her cocoa is so chuggable ♪
301
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♪ Our blue duck has become a swan ♪
302
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♪ She's a Glamazon. ♪
303
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♪ Sashay with Chanté ♪
304
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♪ Work that blue bouffanté... ♪
305
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Oh, hi, Helen.
306
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Hi, Marge.
307
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I heard you're selling Tubberware.
308
00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:31,036
Money troubles at home?
309
00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:33,205
Why are you so bitter, Helen?
310
00:13:33,273 --> 00:13:37,011
Is it because your husband would
rather play with his toy train
311
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than with you?
312
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- [GASPS]
- All aboard!
313
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Not Helen!
314
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You better beware, Bart.
315
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Mom just grew a backbone.
316
00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:53,158
- [MRS. SKINNER LAUGHS]
- You mean it, Mother?
317
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:55,327
You'll finally let me take
karate lessons?
318
00:13:55,395 --> 00:13:57,195
I'll even buy you a gi.
319
00:13:57,264 --> 00:13:59,197
Oh, I won't have to wear pajamas?
320
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Only at bedtime... which I'm moving to
321
00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:04,035
after The Big Bang Theory.
322
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Bazinga!
323
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FRENCH NARRATOR: All seemed well,
324
00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:09,874
but like Young Sheldon,
it would not last forever.
325
00:14:12,914 --> 00:14:15,648
Oh, hello, Mother. Karate
is so much better than I ever...
326
00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:18,284
Seymour! I knew this journal was a lie!
327
00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:20,887
Um, how would you know that?
328
00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:23,339
Seymour never uses semicolons.
329
00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:25,858
He says they make him queasy.
330
00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:28,561
I don't even keep a journal.
I have no inner thoughts.
331
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:31,711
I planted that journal. I'm sorry.
332
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,422
I did it so you'd be nicer to your son.
333
00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:37,170
Nicer?! I spoiled the little loser!
334
00:14:37,238 --> 00:14:39,906
But not anymore.
335
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,340
I'm so sorry.
336
00:14:41,409 --> 00:14:43,042
[SOBBING]
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00:14:44,312 --> 00:14:47,077
Oh, my God, that poor girl.
338
00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,737
Go to her, Seymour. Give her an "A."
339
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:52,329
The teachers' union forbids me
from giving out
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00:14:52,398 --> 00:14:54,698
anything more encouraging
than a pumpkin sticker.
341
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:57,275
You're a disgrace to that yellow belt!
342
00:14:57,301 --> 00:14:59,367
[GIGGLING] Look at me, boys!
343
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I'm living off my wife
like Mr. Meryl Streep!
344
00:15:02,493 --> 00:15:03,938
Don Gummer.
345
00:15:03,963 --> 00:15:06,269
Homer, do you know exactly
what Marge is up to?
346
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:09,775
Because, uh, we know, and
we've told everybody except you.
347
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,066
Like true friends.
348
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,110
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
349
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:13,156
What's going on?
350
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:14,741
If you want to know the truth,
351
00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:18,061
- go to this address.
- That's the address of this bar.
352
00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:20,230
That's right. Get really drunk,
353
00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:23,366
then go to this address. Uh-huh.
354
00:15:23,435 --> 00:15:25,501
[GROANS NERVOUSLY]
355
00:15:27,814 --> 00:15:30,006
Hello. Are you on the list?
356
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:32,675
I have to be on the list
for a Tubberware party?
357
00:15:32,744 --> 00:15:34,544
Well, you do for this one.
358
00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:38,448
Marge is like if Donna Reed
and Donna Summer combined
359
00:15:38,473 --> 00:15:40,750
to solve all your food storage problems.
360
00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:43,186
And rumor has it, out of drag,
361
00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:46,556
Marge is hot, hunky and all man.
362
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,558
My wife is none of those things!
363
00:15:48,627 --> 00:15:50,426
She leaves the room to burp!
364
00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:53,663
Marge! You didn't tell me
you're tricking all these people
365
00:15:53,732 --> 00:15:56,032
into thinking you're
a drag queen, when you're really
366
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:59,769
a regular housewife in need
of empowerment, and now...
367
00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:03,106
that I say it out loud,
it doesn't seem so bad.
368
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:04,607
She's not a female impersonator.
369
00:16:04,676 --> 00:16:08,266
- She's just a personator.
- Women co-opt everything.
370
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,403
GEOFFREY: Good to see
371
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,747
another couple in trouble.
372
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,782
- Let's go, Dewey.
- I'm not leaving
373
00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:15,051
till I find my butter tub.
374
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,086
Look in the mirror.
375
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,708
Kids, please give us a moment.
376
00:16:22,743 --> 00:16:24,543
You're cool.
377
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:27,369
"Marjorie, I'm not a perfect man,
378
00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:29,438
"but I like to think I've evolved.
379
00:16:29,506 --> 00:16:31,106
"I've accepted
the several different actors
380
00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:32,574
"who played Batman.
381
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,344
I now believe cats
should earn as much as dogs."
382
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,245
I don't want to hear your stupid speech.
383
00:16:37,314 --> 00:16:41,619
I had a moment of confidence,
and now it's destroyed.
384
00:16:41,873 --> 00:16:44,106
I'm going out. You can watch the kids
385
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,541
and wonder where I am.
386
00:16:47,045 --> 00:16:49,078
[GASPS]
387
00:16:49,147 --> 00:16:52,114
[FAKE SNORING]
388
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:55,484
No. I don't want anything
to do with him.
389
00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:59,989
[LISA CRYING]
390
00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:02,992
Lisa, are you okay?
391
00:17:03,061 --> 00:17:05,528
I tried to play God,
and like the real God,
392
00:17:05,596 --> 00:17:07,330
it went horribly wrong.
393
00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:10,066
FRENCH NARRATOR: Life was a
struggle for the Simpson women.
394
00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:11,467
Even Maggie.
395
00:17:11,536 --> 00:17:14,437
But where there is life, there is hope.
396
00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:17,606
[SOUND OF ROOSTER CROWING]
397
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:20,643
That was the beginning
of a new day, a wonderful day,
398
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,579
a day that would soon change
the Simpson women forever.
399
00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:26,615
[AMÉLIE THEME PLAYS]
400
00:17:33,191 --> 00:17:34,757
♪ ♪
401
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,160
[SIGHS]: Oh...
402
00:17:39,864 --> 00:17:41,997
Read the tots.
403
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,799
LISA: "Go to the roof"?
404
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,167
Enjoy.
405
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,103
Next!
406
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,437
NELSON: Huh?
407
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:50,373
Aw, man!
408
00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:55,311
Lisa, would you join us for lunch?
409
00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:59,315
We decided to bring some magic
into your life.
410
00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:04,854
Ah, you deserve it, sweetie.
You're the only person
411
00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:07,690
in this town who thinks about
someone other than herself.
412
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:11,360
The only person who would listen
to old Gil when he...
413
00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:14,363
She had finally found
her place to eat lunch.
414
00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:17,199
But what is this? Has Homer
lost his will to drink?
415
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,201
Homer, we're sorry we razzed ya.
416
00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:21,237
We were just trying
to hurt your feelings.
417
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,805
I am so sorry.
418
00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:24,707
I don't know what I can do.
419
00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:26,709
Nothing you can do. Change your name,
420
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:29,345
glue on a wig
and find yourself a new woman.
421
00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:30,713
[GASPS] That's it!
422
00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:32,448
Moe, you're a genius!
423
00:18:32,483 --> 00:18:34,183
Wish me luck.
424
00:18:36,621 --> 00:18:39,688
Why do people always stride out
without paying their tab?
425
00:18:39,757 --> 00:18:42,725
I have no idea.
But as God is my witness,
426
00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:45,261
I will find out!
427
00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:50,166
You two stay right there.
428
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:51,534
♪ ♪
429
00:18:51,602 --> 00:18:54,370
Everyone, I have two
enormously sad things
430
00:18:54,439 --> 00:18:57,239
I feel a need to tell all of you.
431
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,375
Number one... I've deceived you.
432
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,577
I'm not a drag queen.
433
00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,646
[CHUCKLES]
Girl, you didn't deceive nobody.
434
00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:05,381
We all knew.
435
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,683
I didn't know,
but I'm super self-involved.
436
00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:09,852
Oh. Now number two.
437
00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:11,854
FRENCH NARRATOR: And, as always
happens in such matters,
438
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,856
number two is the kicker.
439
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:15,424
My husband and I have had
440
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,493
more than the usual number of scrapes,
441
00:19:17,562 --> 00:19:20,329
but we've always
gotten back to our love.
442
00:19:20,398 --> 00:19:21,797
But this time,
443
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,267
you all made me feel
understood and supported,
444
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:29,738
and therefore made me realize
how selfish Homer is.
445
00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:32,274
- ALL: Oh...
- Oh, honey.
446
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:34,710
And what hurts the most
is that I can't imagine
447
00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:38,547
there's anything he can say
or do to make me come back.
448
00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:40,583
HOMER: Oh. Well, then I went through
449
00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:42,618
a lot of work for nothing.
450
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:45,621
- Homie.
- Honey, I understand it now.
451
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:48,390
The feeling of power, the mystery,
452
00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:51,393
wondering: is she or isn't she?
453
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,896
Hey, believe me,
nobody is wondering, baby.
454
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,931
♪ ♪
455
00:19:57,502 --> 00:19:58,801
Ow!
456
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,769
If you don't go to him, Marge, I will.
457
00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,805
And he will never leave my kitchen.
458
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:07,142
My pulled pork banh mi
keeps baby in the cradle.
459
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,445
Oh, Homie, I love you!
460
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,581
["YOU MAKE ME FEEL"
BY SYLVESTER PLAYING]
461
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,783
♪ When we're out there dancing... ♪
462
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:17,920
Having a man dressed like a woman
463
00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:20,556
to win back his woman
who pretended to be
464
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,458
a man dressed like a woman
465
00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:25,461
is the most romantic thing
I've ever seen.
466
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,329
FRENCH NARRATOR: And so all was well.
467
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:30,599
Au revoir jusqu'à la prochaine fois,
468
00:20:30,668 --> 00:20:31,800
or, in English...
469
00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:34,370
Bye!
470
00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:40,809
So, are you a...
you're a drag queen now?
471
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,631
I don't know. I guess these days
it's okay for everyone
472
00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:46,964
- to be everything.
- So, miss, are you alone?
473
00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:48,722
It's me, Homer!
474
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,824
Hmm? Oh!
475
00:20:50,893 --> 00:20:54,328
All the good ones are
either married or Homer.
476
00:20:54,363 --> 00:21:00,275
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