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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,117 --> 00:00:06,452 - This nice, ain't it? - Yes. 2 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,703 The whole family back together again. 3 00:00:08,786 --> 00:00:10,335 Yeah. 4 00:00:10,647 --> 00:00:14,046 I wish we left a few of them back at the house. 5 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:15,884 Uh, you did. 6 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,219 Who we leave? 7 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:18,453 Our twins. Hello? 8 00:00:18,454 --> 00:00:19,821 Oh, please. 9 00:00:19,822 --> 00:00:21,624 They need too many bathroom breaks. 10 00:00:23,387 --> 00:00:24,833 I've never been away from them this long. 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,872 I don't like it. 12 00:00:25,897 --> 00:00:28,348 Look, don't start being all dramatic, Janine. 13 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:30,441 Now, I left my little prize to keep them occupied, 14 00:00:30,466 --> 00:00:32,325 just like I did Malik and Jazzie. 15 00:00:32,359 --> 00:00:35,429 Uh, Uncle Curtis. You left us two nickles. 16 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:40,366 And you said rub them together. 17 00:00:40,391 --> 00:00:42,403 I was trying to teach you the value of money. 18 00:00:42,451 --> 00:00:44,388 Okay, Mr. Value of Money. 19 00:00:44,427 --> 00:00:46,094 Can you please explain to me the value 20 00:00:46,095 --> 00:00:48,478 of why we can't use the toilet on this thing? 21 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:52,900 Because your uncle does not value our bladder. 22 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:56,548 You know, I don't know how to take that. 23 00:00:57,009 --> 00:01:00,772 Look, when I return this thing, I want my full deposit. 24 00:01:00,889 --> 00:01:03,936 And if anybody use the toilet, I got to pay extra. 25 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,975 So that it. 26 00:01:08,987 --> 00:01:10,732 Who the hell's that? 27 00:01:10,789 --> 00:01:13,083 Who's back there? 28 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,559 - Your son. - I ain't got no son! 29 00:01:17,362 --> 00:01:20,170 Come out the bathroom! 30 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:22,170 Hey! 31 00:01:22,295 --> 00:01:23,295 Curtis. 32 00:01:23,358 --> 00:01:24,779 You get out of there! 33 00:01:24,943 --> 00:01:26,975 - Pop! - "Pop" my ass! 34 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,678 Come out that doggone bathroom! 35 00:01:28,703 --> 00:01:30,735 Uncle Curtis, please. As long as he's been in there, 36 00:01:30,736 --> 00:01:32,515 let's just leave the door closed, please. 37 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:34,704 And keep it sealed like the CDC. 38 00:01:34,743 --> 00:01:36,359 - Yes. - What? 39 00:01:36,421 --> 00:01:38,961 Calvin, you come out of there right now! 40 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:41,750 Nobody playing with you. 41 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:46,883 Whew! 42 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:50,196 - Who's next? - We all pass. 43 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:54,603 Did you use the bathroom? 44 00:01:54,789 --> 00:01:56,423 I did. 45 00:01:56,558 --> 00:01:58,427 Didn't I give you a milk carton? 46 00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:02,383 Pops, I'm not going in a milk carton. 47 00:02:02,408 --> 00:02:05,445 You go in there again. Go on in there. Go. 48 00:02:05,487 --> 00:02:07,121 I promise, swerve this thing so hard, 49 00:02:07,189 --> 00:02:08,660 whatever you put in there, you gonna be wearing it. 50 00:02:08,685 --> 00:02:11,787 Okay, just stop. Just... ugh! Disgusting. 51 00:02:11,907 --> 00:02:13,140 How much longer? 52 00:02:13,165 --> 00:02:15,421 Please tell me we're almost there. 53 00:02:15,714 --> 00:02:19,183 Well, should be about 30 miles to the church. 54 00:02:19,258 --> 00:02:20,492 We should've flown. 55 00:02:20,493 --> 00:02:22,187 And who gonna pay for that, Calvin? 56 00:02:22,265 --> 00:02:24,863 Pops, this is your uncle's funeral. 57 00:02:24,864 --> 00:02:28,048 Everybody, just stop it. It's really not that bad. 58 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:31,586 What I want to know is why you insisted on all of us coming. 59 00:02:31,696 --> 00:02:33,845 We don't know this dude. 60 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:38,897 I got a surprise for your auntie, and it's life-changing. 61 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:41,631 And I can't wait for y'all to see it. 62 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:44,444 Oh, Lord, this ain't gonna be good. 63 00:02:46,627 --> 00:02:48,161 It's gonna be great. 64 00:02:48,186 --> 00:02:50,466 What... what are you talking about? 65 00:02:51,015 --> 00:02:52,582 What are you talking about? 66 00:02:54,117 --> 00:02:56,508 Curtis, what are you talking about? 67 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:57,790 Curtis, I'm for real. 68 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:05,365 We sitting back here. 69 00:03:05,521 --> 00:03:07,591 Yeah, that's the problem. 70 00:03:20,818 --> 00:03:22,348 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 71 00:03:26,051 --> 00:03:28,053 Thing is making me itch. 72 00:03:29,597 --> 00:03:31,855 Then sit somewhere else. 73 00:03:32,495 --> 00:03:35,825 Sit where? You want me to sit on the roof? 74 00:03:35,902 --> 00:03:38,512 - Please do. - Anywhere. 75 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:41,864 - Everything's making me itch! - Okay, all your complaining 76 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,020 is really giving me a headache. 77 00:03:43,045 --> 00:03:44,676 When did you become such a diva? 78 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:47,665 - Excuse me? - You heard what I said. 79 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,690 "Oh, this... This making me itch. 80 00:03:49,753 --> 00:03:51,792 Oh, Lord." 81 00:03:52,253 --> 00:03:54,278 Are you really talking to me right now? 82 00:03:54,279 --> 00:03:58,081 Because, I mean, you're sitting on a silk sheet on your seat. 83 00:03:58,156 --> 00:04:00,091 Yes, that's because I brought it. 84 00:04:00,131 --> 00:04:01,839 It's for me. Okay? 85 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:04,315 Only the best for Jazmine Payne. 86 00:04:05,128 --> 00:04:07,525 Well, just be nice to your brother. 87 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,097 You can share. Come on. 88 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,590 - Share? - Yeah. 89 00:04:10,615 --> 00:04:13,017 Oh, no thank you. This is for this diva. 90 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:17,940 Why we even going to this funeral anyway? 91 00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:19,011 I mean, the guy's dead. 92 00:04:19,031 --> 00:04:21,867 It's not like he's gonna realize that we're not there. 93 00:04:24,346 --> 00:04:27,715 Pops, when was the last time you even seen Uncle Robert? 94 00:04:27,966 --> 00:04:31,140 It was 1979. 95 00:04:31,248 --> 00:04:33,048 - What? - Yes. 96 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:35,384 - Oh, baby, stop that. - I remember it, Curtis. 97 00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:36,886 You all were arguing over the fact 98 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:39,351 that he did not pay you your quarters. 99 00:04:39,808 --> 00:04:42,633 And you vowed to never see him again. 100 00:04:42,671 --> 00:04:45,507 You sure made that happen, didn't you? 101 00:04:46,308 --> 00:04:47,909 But can somebody please explain to me 102 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:49,482 why we're driving all the way to a funeral 103 00:04:49,507 --> 00:04:52,279 for a relative that we don't know? 104 00:04:53,045 --> 00:04:55,139 Because Uncle Richard was my favorite uncle. 105 00:04:55,277 --> 00:04:57,893 - R-Robert. - Um, Uncle Robert. 106 00:04:57,956 --> 00:05:00,198 Right, okay. 107 00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:02,495 - Yeah. - You remember him, Calvin. 108 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:05,034 No, I don't. 109 00:05:05,562 --> 00:05:06,929 He the one who used to throw them oranges 110 00:05:06,954 --> 00:05:08,626 and hit you in the head with them. 111 00:05:09,196 --> 00:05:11,368 That was you. 112 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:14,306 Oh, yeah, you right. 113 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:18,240 I remember him, and he was so nice. 114 00:05:18,273 --> 00:05:21,357 He actually gave us $200 when we got married. 115 00:05:21,686 --> 00:05:24,154 - What? He gave y'all $200? - $200! 116 00:05:24,155 --> 00:05:26,782 Aw, man, no wonder you're so wealthy now. 117 00:05:28,816 --> 00:05:30,950 So, we're trying to repay the 200 118 00:05:30,975 --> 00:05:33,993 by suffering 2,000 miles to Florida? Is that it? 119 00:05:34,907 --> 00:05:36,990 Baby, don't you like it out here in Florida? 120 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,623 - It is beautiful. - It is nice, Curtis. 121 00:05:39,696 --> 00:05:43,357 But I like the oak trees and the pine trees in Atlanta. 122 00:05:43,475 --> 00:05:45,977 Yeah. Now, they got pine trees in Florida, now. 123 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:47,569 Not like Georgia. 124 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,538 Yeah, well, I mean, this a great place to retire, though. 125 00:05:51,781 --> 00:05:53,546 Yeah, it's nice. 126 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,280 You agree? 127 00:05:55,374 --> 00:05:56,785 Yes, it is, Curtis. It's nice. 128 00:05:56,786 --> 00:05:58,901 How many times you want me to tell you that? It's nice. 129 00:05:59,155 --> 00:06:01,541 Said you agree, that's all. 130 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,244 Yes, it is. 131 00:06:03,675 --> 00:06:05,910 And look... Look at all that water. 132 00:06:05,911 --> 00:06:07,912 You see all that water? 133 00:06:07,913 --> 00:06:11,223 You could get baptized all day in this water. 134 00:06:11,387 --> 00:06:13,734 - We go fishing. - Curt. 135 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:15,653 I mean, if we was there, we'd go fishing. 136 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,707 Curtis, you scared of worms. 137 00:06:17,823 --> 00:06:19,425 Ain't nobody scared of no worm. 138 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:21,045 Uncle Curtis, you scared of worms? 139 00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:22,379 I ain't scared of no worms. 140 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,542 Please. Not since I got saved. 141 00:06:28,987 --> 00:06:30,767 I am saved, right? 142 00:06:32,619 --> 00:06:34,767 You said I was saved, Ella. 143 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:37,025 Well, no, you didn't say that. 144 00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:39,409 - Curtis. - I must've dreamed it. 145 00:06:41,717 --> 00:06:43,918 Well, look like we're here. 146 00:06:43,966 --> 00:06:45,785 Where? 147 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:48,052 All right, Cousin Joann's house. 148 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:51,539 Everybody, y'all go inside and get dressed for the celebration. 149 00:06:51,648 --> 00:06:52,849 I mean the funeral. 150 00:06:55,053 --> 00:06:56,353 Where are you going? 151 00:06:56,597 --> 00:06:58,785 Baby, we be right there. I got to take Calvin and C.J. 152 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:00,958 - To see something. - Okay. Hurry up, Curtis. 153 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:03,828 I do not want to be late for the celeb... uh, funeral. 154 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,760 We'll be all right. 155 00:07:07,878 --> 00:07:10,601 - Janine, open my door from the outside. - I'm coming around, Aunt Ella. 156 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,954 Won't be late. 157 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:15,472 Ain't like he gonna know it. 158 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:19,485 Child lock. 159 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:23,008 - Hurry back, Curtis. - Okay. 160 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,798 So, Pops, where are we going? 161 00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:27,691 I want you to see the surprise for your mama. 162 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:30,056 - What is it? - You'll see. 163 00:07:34,544 --> 00:07:38,180 - Look! Go look, go look! - What am I looking at? 164 00:07:38,369 --> 00:07:40,905 Go look, and watch your step. 165 00:07:43,309 --> 00:07:45,574 Okay, okay. 166 00:07:45,912 --> 00:07:47,394 Surprise! 167 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:50,340 What, uh... 168 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,730 What is this? 169 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:55,432 Look! Surprise. 170 00:07:55,621 --> 00:07:57,323 I'm looking. 171 00:07:57,408 --> 00:07:59,843 And I'm surprised you didn't fall through the floor. 172 00:08:01,909 --> 00:08:03,963 Look. 173 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:07,096 Surprise. 174 00:08:07,602 --> 00:08:09,373 What are we looking at? 175 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:11,771 Me and your mama's retirement home. 176 00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:13,942 - What? - Hello! 177 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,218 What are you talking about? 178 00:08:16,477 --> 00:08:19,413 This is where we're gonna live out the rest of our days. 179 00:08:19,506 --> 00:08:21,897 That's what I'm talking about. 180 00:08:21,988 --> 00:08:23,589 Think you won't have long. 181 00:08:25,232 --> 00:08:26,499 Hmm. 182 00:08:26,671 --> 00:08:29,473 Uncle Curtis, what's going on? 183 00:08:29,607 --> 00:08:31,241 When your uncle Rutherford died... 184 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:34,586 - Robert. - W-whatever. 185 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:38,548 He left us this house and his business. 186 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:41,161 - What business? - Laundromat. 187 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,881 Uh, Pops, this is not a nice neighborhood. 188 00:08:43,904 --> 00:08:46,005 No, but they fixed it up. They fixed it up. 189 00:08:46,006 --> 00:08:47,640 They built a... they got a grocery store down there. 190 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:48,880 - They got... - Uncle Curtis, 191 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:51,540 Aunt Ella is not gonna go for this. 192 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,509 Yeah, she will. You'll see. 193 00:08:53,657 --> 00:08:55,258 I'm telling you now. 194 00:08:55,376 --> 00:08:56,443 That she will. 195 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:57,819 No. I know my mama, 196 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,142 and there's no way she's going for this. 197 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,415 Wait. You didn't tell her? 198 00:09:02,502 --> 00:09:05,650 Can't you see the potential in this place, man? 199 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,900 When we fix it up! 200 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:10,993 Put mirrors all everywhere. 201 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:12,793 Up in the ceiling. 202 00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:14,895 A pole. 203 00:09:15,072 --> 00:09:17,566 Cover pole. 204 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,860 He didn't tell her. 205 00:09:21,222 --> 00:09:23,194 I thought we were here for his uncle's funeral. 206 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,186 We here for his. 207 00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:28,877 My mama's not going for this. 208 00:09:29,366 --> 00:09:30,818 No, she is not. 209 00:09:30,843 --> 00:09:33,048 Look, the widow and the children didn't even want the house. 210 00:09:33,188 --> 00:09:35,650 So, I bought it from them before the funeral. 211 00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:37,019 Wait a minute. 212 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,421 Didn't you just say they left you the house? 213 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:43,429 They sold it to me for so cheap they might as well have left it. 214 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:46,640 Oh, and wait. Here's the best part. 215 00:09:46,929 --> 00:09:49,164 I packed up everything at the old house, 216 00:09:49,351 --> 00:09:50,694 and me and your auntie moving in. 217 00:09:50,813 --> 00:09:53,014 And we gonna open up the business. 218 00:09:53,148 --> 00:09:54,816 - Wow. - You heard me. 219 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:56,882 So y'all just leaving us in Atlanta? 220 00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:59,155 Yes, sir. 221 00:09:59,422 --> 00:10:01,556 My mama said she'll never leave me. 222 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:03,127 Don't sit down there! 223 00:10:03,128 --> 00:10:05,029 I know, I know, I know. 224 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:17,002 Man. I can't believe this. 225 00:10:17,003 --> 00:10:19,104 I can't believe Mama agreed to it. 226 00:10:19,106 --> 00:10:21,207 - Aunt Ella done changed. - Right. 227 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,242 She said she would never leave Atlanta. 228 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:24,869 - Yeah. - Wow. 229 00:10:30,155 --> 00:10:32,131 Pops, why y'all didn't tell us? 230 00:10:32,147 --> 00:10:33,815 I'm telling you now. 231 00:10:33,816 --> 00:10:36,420 No, no. No, no. Hold on. 232 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:39,654 Aunt Ella asked Miss Claretha to water the plants 233 00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,022 and get the mail. 234 00:10:41,023 --> 00:10:42,960 What? 235 00:10:44,257 --> 00:10:46,131 Right. 236 00:10:46,461 --> 00:10:48,596 And she told me the other day to go over there 237 00:10:48,597 --> 00:10:51,314 and turn on the lights so people would think we're still home. 238 00:10:51,404 --> 00:10:53,197 What? 239 00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:55,423 Why would she do all of that 240 00:10:55,462 --> 00:10:58,228 if she was packing up all her stuff and never coming back? 241 00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,210 I don't know why she'd do that. 242 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:06,124 - Wait. - Yes? 243 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:09,759 - Uncle Curtis. - Huh? 244 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,741 - Pops. - Yes? 245 00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,704 Does Mama know about all of this? 246 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,723 Yeah, she know. 247 00:11:20,587 --> 00:11:21,988 She don't know. 248 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,469 She'll know when I tell her. 249 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:32,234 Wait, so you mean to tell me you sold all your things? 250 00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:36,193 You don't listen. I didn't sell it. I packed it up. 251 00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:37,986 It'll be here tomorrow. 252 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,021 "Here" where? 253 00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:42,552 Here here. 254 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,102 To this place? 255 00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:47,446 Yes. 256 00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:51,320 - He can't be serious. - Y'all trippin'! 257 00:11:51,525 --> 00:11:53,960 All this place needs is... is a little fixing up. 258 00:11:53,961 --> 00:11:55,656 That's it. 259 00:11:56,109 --> 00:11:58,610 And a little... a little paint. 260 00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:01,707 A little more color on the gang signs. 261 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,791 Little sweeping. 262 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:08,298 That's when I wish you was here. 263 00:12:08,893 --> 00:12:11,561 - Little trimming. - Hey. 264 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:12,904 New numbers. 265 00:12:12,929 --> 00:12:14,697 Hey, hey. 266 00:12:14,904 --> 00:12:16,605 - Pops. - Lights. 267 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,222 Can I have your truck? 268 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,314 What? 269 00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:24,125 When you die today. 270 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:27,102 That's all I want you to leave me. 271 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,587 You just gonna be a hater your whole life, ain't you? 272 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:32,407 You ain't never gonna let it go, are you? 273 00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:34,625 You got the keys right now? 274 00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,425 No. 275 00:12:37,505 --> 00:12:40,542 I don't know if they got a big enough casket for you. 276 00:12:41,688 --> 00:12:43,355 I don't need one. 277 00:12:43,356 --> 00:12:46,141 I'm gonna wrap myself up. 278 00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,387 And fly-y-y-y! 279 00:12:52,365 --> 00:12:55,282 It was a lovely service. 280 00:12:55,435 --> 00:12:58,003 And I'm so glad you're gonna be around. 281 00:12:58,004 --> 00:12:59,228 What? 282 00:12:59,315 --> 00:13:00,682 She talking about in spirit, baby. 283 00:13:00,707 --> 00:13:02,618 What is she talking about? 284 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,276 You know she be hitting that sauce. 285 00:13:04,277 --> 00:13:05,596 Curtis. 286 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:07,277 Well, I would love to just... 287 00:13:07,278 --> 00:13:11,057 We have so many people in need here at the church. 288 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:13,246 We need a good, strong leader like you. 289 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,560 Well, thank you. 290 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:18,392 - But I live in Atlanta, and so... - Well, now you... 291 00:13:18,393 --> 00:13:20,628 O-okay. That's enough talking. 292 00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:23,249 All right, Cousin Joann. Good to see you. Thank you, bye. 293 00:13:23,274 --> 00:13:25,639 - Oh. - Thank you. 294 00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:28,428 - All right. See you later! - Bye. 295 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,639 Almost got busted. 296 00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:33,113 What is she talking about? 297 00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:35,248 Baby, I told you. You know she on that bottle. 298 00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:40,664 - Okay, can we go now? - Yes, please. Come on. 299 00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:42,896 We got a long ride and I got to get back to a date. 300 00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:43,854 Come on, y'all. 301 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:47,463 Yeah, okay. I just need to make one stop. 302 00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,698 The one stop that'll end it all. 303 00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:52,526 I got to say, Curtis, 304 00:13:52,674 --> 00:13:54,107 when you said you were gonna drive 305 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:57,945 all the way to Florida in this R.V., I was skeptical. 306 00:13:58,094 --> 00:14:00,187 Yeah. You sure was, yeah. 307 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:03,461 Yeah, I mean, really. All the way. 308 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:05,771 Wait till you find out what he did. 309 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,680 C.J., you want to get out? 310 00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:12,313 No. No, no, I got to see this. 311 00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:16,449 Well, you gonna get run over. Keep it up. 312 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,503 Trying to throw me under the bus. 313 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:21,690 You gonna get run over by a bus when she finds out. 314 00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:25,889 Finds out what? 315 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,553 Baby, it's not good. 316 00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:31,173 It's... it's... It's not good at all. 317 00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:34,679 What is it? 318 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,643 You'll see. 319 00:14:38,869 --> 00:14:41,371 That was a lovely funeral. 320 00:14:41,396 --> 00:14:44,198 I mean, she laid him to rest. 321 00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:45,699 Didn't he... Didn't he look natural? 322 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,776 - He did. - He looked so natural. 323 00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:50,379 Hair looked good. 324 00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:51,832 - It did. - Everything. 325 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,370 But you know who looked the best? 326 00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:56,839 My baby. 327 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,269 - You look so good there, baby. - Curtis, stop. 328 00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:01,003 Baby, I'm not playing with you. 329 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,425 - Okay. - All that black on. 330 00:15:03,683 --> 00:15:05,940 - You have me back in the day. - Curtis. 331 00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:08,426 Back when we used to wear black all the time. 332 00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:10,817 - You look good, baby. - Thank you. 333 00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,324 - You do, too. - My lovely sweet. 334 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:13,392 Curtis. 335 00:15:13,393 --> 00:15:15,535 And you know, you know you lost weight. 336 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,006 - You lost weight. - I know. 337 00:15:18,007 --> 00:15:19,975 Baby, you have. 338 00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:21,475 I mean, I know I done lost weight, 339 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,617 but you done lost weight. 340 00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:26,148 Even your ankles ain't swollen no more. 341 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:29,072 Curtis, my ankles were never swollen. 342 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,552 They really not swollen now. 343 00:15:30,553 --> 00:15:32,621 Shut up. Why you being so nice to me? 344 00:15:32,622 --> 00:15:34,418 Oh. 345 00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:36,713 I'm always nice to you, Ella. 346 00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:40,712 Oh, go ahead and tell her, Pops. 347 00:15:40,713 --> 00:15:42,762 Hush. 348 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,979 - What's going on? - Tell her. 349 00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:48,231 Shh! 350 00:15:48,591 --> 00:15:50,184 Aunt Ella. 351 00:15:50,489 --> 00:15:53,317 Uncle Curtis has something he wants to tell you. 352 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,803 Shut the door! 353 00:15:54,963 --> 00:15:56,928 Don't trip. 354 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,014 Can somebody please just say what it is? 355 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,733 Are you Uncle Curtis? 356 00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:07,141 You know what? All I know is I want to get off this R.V. 357 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,333 Wasn't this fun? 358 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,622 - This fun. - Yeah. 359 00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:15,130 A funeral. 360 00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,264 Fun. 361 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,477 Wee! 362 00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:20,754 I have to say, 363 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,780 it was really nice having the whole family together, 364 00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:25,149 even if my babies couldn't be here. 365 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:26,905 It's really sweet, a road trip. 366 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,006 Looks like we'll be taking a lot more of these. 367 00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:31,061 What? 368 00:16:31,788 --> 00:16:33,311 See Pops. 369 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:36,093 But Aunt Ella will be right across the street from us. 370 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,893 Right, Uncle Curtis? 371 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:44,086 - What are y'all talking about? - Baby, they just talking about 372 00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,715 how nice it is all the family back together. 373 00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:48,955 Except Calvin. 374 00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:50,535 What? 375 00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:53,339 Been to divorce court lately? 376 00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:57,303 You in divorce court more than a divorce lawyer. 377 00:16:57,366 --> 00:17:00,635 - Will you stop it? - I'm just saying. 378 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,413 One good "shut up" deserves another. 379 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,297 And you still won't shut up. 380 00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:08,502 Why don't you shut up? Then... then I'll shut up. 381 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,187 How about that? 382 00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:12,459 Well, you gonna be doing a lot of talking once Mama 383 00:17:12,484 --> 00:17:13,459 finds out that you... 384 00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,648 Curtis! 385 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:20,244 I'm sorry, baby. There was an idiot in the road. 386 00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:23,481 No, the only idiot is behind the wheel. 387 00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:25,432 - You know what? - Yo, bro. 388 00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:28,054 Baby, please, just don't poke the bear. 389 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,825 Right, 'cause that's a big ol' bear you're poking. 390 00:17:35,562 --> 00:17:37,896 I heard that. 391 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,565 Ooh, I'm scared. 392 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:42,506 Jaz. 393 00:17:42,552 --> 00:17:44,677 - Oh, no! - What? 394 00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:46,605 We're going through another dead zone. 395 00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:48,894 I think it's actually nice that we're spending time 396 00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,551 with the family and off of these devices. 397 00:17:50,576 --> 00:17:53,111 - Right. - You too, Calvin. 398 00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:55,676 Oh, oh, I was checking on my kids. 399 00:17:56,637 --> 00:17:59,540 Yeah, if your kids' names is Bae and Stella. 400 00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:04,007 Curtis. 401 00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:06,663 Curtis, baby, this is not the way to the freeway. 402 00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:10,341 - I'm taking a shortcut, baby. - Through this neighborhood? 403 00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:12,415 This neighborhood is not nice at all. 404 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,951 - Lock the doors. - Oh, please. 405 00:18:15,031 --> 00:18:16,928 We black. Stop it. 406 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:20,584 We black without weapons. 407 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,393 Why do you have to go this way? 408 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,762 Because I told you, baby, I got a surprise for you. 409 00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:29,566 - That's what you calling it? - That's what he said. 410 00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,668 What is going on? 411 00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:35,507 Curtis, we have a nine-hour drive home. 412 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,718 Let's get to the freeway. 413 00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:38,610 You're closer to home than you think. 414 00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:40,413 Curtis! 415 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,994 - Sorry. Keep it up. - Come on, baby. 416 00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:47,921 I don't know why you getting mad at me. 417 00:18:51,124 --> 00:18:53,603 We're here. 418 00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:55,281 Okay, y'all, come on. 419 00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:57,368 - Get out. - Mnh-mnh. No. 420 00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,532 You better get out! Everybody, come on, get out! 421 00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:02,017 Everybody come on. 422 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,275 Janine. 423 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,101 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 424 00:19:07,601 --> 00:19:09,186 Don't look, don't look. 425 00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:14,665 Welcome. 426 00:19:15,108 --> 00:19:17,049 Curtis, what is this? 427 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,043 A haunted house? 428 00:19:22,431 --> 00:19:23,564 You all hear that? 429 00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:25,692 I think I can hear the ghost of the past. 430 00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,809 Nope. Those will be the gunshots of your future. 431 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,715 - Okay. Okay, honey, listen. - You shut up. 432 00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:37,011 - Shut your... - You shut up. 433 00:19:37,012 --> 00:19:39,965 Listen. I'm tired and I'm ready to go home. 434 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,075 My feet hurt from these heels. 435 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,512 Baby, you ain't got on no heels. 436 00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,596 We are home, baby. 437 00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:54,629 We home. 438 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,764 What... What you talking about? What? 439 00:19:56,765 --> 00:19:58,200 Surprise! 440 00:20:00,269 --> 00:20:02,640 Baby, I bought it! 441 00:20:03,124 --> 00:20:05,140 This us! 442 00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:08,311 Baby, I bought this bee-at! 443 00:20:08,429 --> 00:20:11,656 Curtis, what are you talking about? 444 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,445 I bought this house, baby. 445 00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:14,797 This our house now. 446 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:19,875 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 31300

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