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MAGIC BOX
uv�d�
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Klidn� si zu�, j� nepovol�m.
Dvakr�t propadnout!
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- Gute Mutter, ja.
- Jen se mi posm�vej.
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- Tam t� srovnaj� do lat�.
- Sere m�.
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- Nebu� sprostej, Tome.
- Sere m�, N�mkyn�. - Mluv slu�n�.
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Kde je ta vedouc�?
�, t�mhle.
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Ohl�dej kufry,
hned jsem zp�tky.
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A� nenastydne�,
nechce� si vz�t bundu?
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- V ta�ce m�m kab�t.
- V ta�ce je ti na nic.
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Je�t� cedulku na krk,
d�vej, m� ji ka�d�.
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- D�te mi u� pokoj?
- A kde m� pas, Tome?
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V ta�ce.
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No tak...
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No jo.
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Ned� t�tovi pusu?
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Beze m� budete otr�ven�
jak zrn� na potkany.
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MONIKA
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- Ty jsi rozenej talent.
- Golf snad vymysleli pro tebe.
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- Nesoust�ed� se.
- Dej mu �as!
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Bude v�s mrzet,
�e d�vno nehrajete.
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Cel� odpoledne chod�me,
pov�d�me si spolu.
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Pro� se v�ichni cht�j�
�enit, m�t d�ti a hr�t golf?
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- Ve dvou je nuda?
- Promluv�me si za 20 let.
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Tom je pry�,
mus�te si naj�t z�bavu.
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J� v�dycky
jezd�m s d�tmi.
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- Jo, kdy� dostane� pad�ka.
- Co?
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Po�kejte!
Jeff bude m�t narozeniny.
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- Co mu nato�it video?
- Nedostal ho k p�tat�icetin�m?
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- Ano, ale je fajn.
- Praktick� d�re�ek.
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Bylo to prima, ne?
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No jo,
bylo to stejn� jako v�dycky.
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Sophie m� pravdu,
mus�me n�co d�lat.
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Nemus�me hr�t golf,
jestli t� nebav�.
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Ale ta hra je p��jemn�,
setk� se se zn�m�mi.
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D��v jsi sportoval r�d.
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Fotbal ti odrovn� kolena.
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Sophie n�s zap�e do kurz�.
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- Co m� za �ten�?
- Krv�k.
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Alexi,
rok od roku jsi zamlklej��.
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Dnes jsi utrousil jedno slovo,
hor�� to b�t nem��e.
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Vlastn� m��e.
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Dobrou noc.
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A� moc...
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- Cudn�.
- Upjat�.
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P��li� upjat�.
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Komer�n�.
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- P��li�...
- P�esp��li�.
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A tahle?
Ta je hezk�.
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P�irozen�.
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- A� moc p�irozen�.
- Ov�em ona... - Zn�te zad�n�?
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,, Z�kaznice tou��
dos�hnout na sexu�ln� idol."
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Ano, chceme m�ry:
34 E - 22- 35.
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Zlatavou ple� s matn�m n�dechem,
brunetu...
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Nebo hn�dozrzavou, sexy,
ale sou�asn� d�tskou.
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- Baby Doll s velk�m poprs�m.
- Tak si ji vyrobte.
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Pardon?
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Vyrobte si ji.
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Del�� v�tu
jsem od n�j nesly�ela!
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Omluvte m�.
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Alexi!
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To mi nem��e� ud�lat.
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Osobn� jsem se p�imluvil,
aby dali tu zak�zku tob�.
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Nech t�ch volovinek.
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M�s�ce sis ani ne�krtnul.
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�ije� z minulosti.
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Jestli odejde�,
vy��d� se.
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Alexi,
co je s tebou?
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D��v jsi dodal
sex-appeal i konzerv�.
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Vzpome� na ty prachy,
co jsme vyd�lali.
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Pen�ze jsou
p�ece d�le�it�, ne?
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Jsi otr�venej, co� ch�pu,
ale m�l by ses rozhoupat.
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Nasa� �en� parohy!
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Lep�� recept na probuzen�
sebev�dom� a pt�ka nezn�m.
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Tak to chod�, Alexi, slevujeme.
Nic nen� �ernob�l�, je to...
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�ed�.
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No jo.
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A pr� d�lej n�co!
�el jsem teda do akce.
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Bum, podrazil mi nohu,
a penalta!
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Nikdo ji necht�l kopat,
tak jsem vzal bal�n a...
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Vid� toho d�dka?
To je fotbalista Marchetti.
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Zase vypravuje
o Francouzsk�m poh�ru 1950.
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Ka�d� den si obl�k� dres,
t�icet let se nedotknul m��e.
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Snad jen tohle
mi �ivot odep�el:
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00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,553
Abych b�el
jako borec p�es stadi�n.
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Div�ci mi tleskaj�.
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D�vky
m� nesou na rukou.
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Jsou kr�sn�!
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Maj� velk� prsa,
hladk� jako bal�n.
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V�,
v �em jsi jin� ne� j�?
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00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,669
Ty mysl�,
�e si u� nezakope�.
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Objedn�vka vy��zena,
nevratn�.
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V�l� se na kanapi a zab�v� se
nahotinkama na pornostr�nk�ch.
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A to m�me platit dan�
a Tomovu �kolu.
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Do sedmi tr��m v pr�ci,
v�echno le�� jen na mn�.
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- Bylo to n�kdy jinak?
- Ne, d��v ale p�edst�ral ��ast.
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00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:50,995
V�ichni chlapi
jsou stejn�.
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00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:56,396
Vydr�� dva roky o konzerv�ch,
bez vody, proudu a �ist�ch pono�ek.
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- Je jim to jedno.
- Jsi vedle.
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Po��dek a dobrou ba�tu
milujou v�c ne� n�s.
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00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,318
A p�elouskaj� si i n�vod k pra�ce.
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00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,085
Nev�m, co d�l�m �patn�.
Nev�m, jak d�l.
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00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,749
- Po�i�te si d�t�, za�ne fungovat.
- Pros�m t�!
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Nepru�nost
je mocn� zbra�.
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00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,793
A daleko z�ludn�j��
ne� panova�nost na�ich d�de�k�.
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00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,996
Jedinou odpov�d� je celib�t.
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00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:28,119
Nebo psychoterapie obou man�el�,
Jeff ti d� adresy.
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00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,351
Nete�nost je nejpohodln�j��
metoda mu�sk� nadvl�dy.
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00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,759
A vych�z� jim!
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00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,800
Ned�laj� nic, my v�echno,
d�l�me jim v�echno!
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00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:37,313
Zrovna jako matka.
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00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,796
Kdy� se ale ozveme,
jsme za hysterky.
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00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,152
No ano,
je to tak.
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00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,395
- Ut�k�m, jdu s Jeffem do divadla.
- Sveze� m�?
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00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:01,272
M�la jsem rande, ale ru��m ho.
Z �ensk� solidarity.
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00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,759
- Fajn, dr� se.
- Jo.
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00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,631
Neza�la byste na kafe?
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00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,949
Nebo na ve�e�i?
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00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,633
Byl bych moc r�d.
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00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,748
Okam�it�
jsem po v�s zatou�il.
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00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,758
Vy jste tak stra�n�...
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Asi v�s miluju, Claire.
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00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,273
Paule, nemelte!
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A d�lejte!
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00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,551
- O.C. S, dobr� den.
- J� si objednal v�no?
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00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:48,438
Z�silka p��mo z Kalifornie
a podle ceny dost kvalitn�.
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00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,753
Po�kejte, v�dy� j� si...
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00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,435
Jmenujete se tak?
A je to ��slo va�� kreditky?
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00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:05,555
J� tu v�c nechci. Ne, ne, ne.
Ano, vezm�te si ji zp�tky.
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00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,357
Nikdy jsem si ji neobjednal.
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00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,876
A co to vlastn� je?
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A sakra!
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Tak kampak s t�m?
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M�jte se.
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Alexi!
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Alexi!
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00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,313
Co d�l�?
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- Pracuju.
- Pracuje�?
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00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,236
- Chci ud�lat nov� book.
- A to nem��e� v agentu�e?
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00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,835
- Agentury m�m dost.
- A co Tom? - Ten to p�e�ije.
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00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,269
- Boj� se, �e ti ute�e po��ta�?
- Chci pracovat.
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00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,671
To m� v�n� t��,
polep��me si.
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00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,759
Co jsem to cht�la?
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00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,798
Aha, p�evl�knu se
a hned zase pob��m.
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00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,998
Ve�er nejsem doma,
m�m sraz se Sophi�.
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00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,956
Tenhle t�den u� po�tvrt�.
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00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,635
Volal mi Tom, Berl�n se mu l�b�,
asi tam bude cht�t dostudovat.
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00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,758
P�i�ichl ke svobod�,
ten se nevr�t�.
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Jsem ti nev�rn�, Alexi.
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00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,319
Nezaj�m� t� s k�m?
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00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,390
M� pravdu,
co se t�m zm�n�?
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00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:16,636
Vede ve�ern� kurzy, je in�en�r,
socha�stv� je jeho hobby.
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00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,390
Dva m�s�ce si u��v�me
jako smysl� zbaven�.
153
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,713
Lh�t je snadn�.
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00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,758
Takhle nem��eme d�l ��t,
nem� to smysl.
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00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,595
M�m pocit, �e jsem hluch�,
nechci b�t i n�m�.
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00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,036
M�li bychom
si d�t pauzu.
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00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,236
Paul mi nab�dl,
abych se k n�mu p�est�hovala.
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Na p�r t�dn�.
Paul je...
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00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,472
Nebude� proti, douf�m?
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00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,518
Jak t� tak pozoruju...
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Je asi nejvy��� �as.
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Jak mysl�...
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�aty sem,
svetry sem.
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00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,674
Taky m��u odn�st
tyhle v�ci do sklepa.
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00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,752
Louisa chod�
pro pr�dlo v �ter� a v p�tek.
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00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,195
Za dva dny
je p�inese vypran�.
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00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,960
N�kupy nos�
v pond�l� a ve �tvrtek.
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00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,596
J� sjedu
jednou m�s��n� do supermarketu.
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00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,112
A v kuchyni je blok,
tam napi�, co chce�.
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00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,715
- Pros�m t�, jsem tu na skok.
- Claire, jak chce�.
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00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,756
Z�sta�,
jak dlouho chce�.
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00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,551
- A co tv�j mu�, nevzalo ho to?
- Ani ne, dal se zas do pr�ce.
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00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,759
M� v�bec jm�no?
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Monika.
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00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,190
K tob�
by se hodila Monika.
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Monika...
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Ano,
bude� Monika.
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Dobr� den.
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- Mohu v�m pomoci?
- Ano, pot�eboval bych...
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00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,634
- Rozum�m, m� to b�t d�rek?
- Ano.
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00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,352
Zn�te m�ry t� d�my?
Alespo� p�ibli�n�?
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- 34 E - 22- 35.
- �.
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00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,078
Sle�na je Ameri�anka.
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M�m tu soupravu,
podprsenku a tanga.
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00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,759
Korzet a podvazky.
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00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,949
A body.
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00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,316
Velmi m�dn�
a vkusn�.
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Jen�e j�...
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Ch�pu.
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Jsme na spr�vn� cest�?
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00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,909
P�ni!
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- Ten ti zobe z ruky.
- D�l� v�echno.
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Nakupuje, va��, plat� slo�enky,
rezervuje restaurace...
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- Jo? Tahat ho sem ale nemus�.
- Promi�, Sophie, bydl�m u n�j.
195
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,800
Nebu� jako m�ti,
ta snad v���, �e jsem je�t� panna.
196
00:29:20,835 --> 00:29:23,030
- J� jen �ist� kv�li...
- Alexovi?
197
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,032
Ozval se, co jsem ode�la?
Zaj�mal se o m�?
198
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,112
- Tys ho p�ece opustila.
- Ne, dali jsme si pauzu.
199
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,475
Kdepak,
ty si ned�v� pauzu.
200
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,765
M� novou ko�ist.
201
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,758
A nem�
ani p�t minut na p�em��len�.
202
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,472
N�dhernej rozchod!
203
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,754
P�em��l�m od r�na do ve�era,
nic jin�ho ned�l�m.
204
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,193
No jo.
205
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,436
To sly��m poprv� v �ivot�.
206
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,754
K�va!
207
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,277
Ten n�koho m�, vyh�b� se n�m,
nebere telefon.
208
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,670
Nikdo netu��,
co d�l�.
209
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,279
Claire tvrd�, �e pracuje.
P�i�la ti ale n�jak� fotka?
210
00:30:01,314 --> 00:30:04,759
- �e by p�eb�hl ke konkurenci?
- Ne, tutov� n�koho m�.
211
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,150
- Claire, d�ky.
- D�kuju ti. - Mockr�t d�kuju.
212
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,711
Mysl�,
�e n�s sly�ela?
213
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,072
Tajn�stk��i,
j� ti v�echno vybal�m, ty ml��.
214
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,513
Nic neskr�v�m.
215
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,910
Zhubnul jsi,
zamiloval ses?
216
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,153
M�m pr�ci.
217
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,754
Pracuje�? Aha.
218
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,919
Zn� fotografa, co pracuje
v�c ne� dv� hodiny denn�?
219
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,152
Pop�jet, ��upat, soulo�it,
to ano, a na plnej �vazek.
220
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,836
Ne�tvi m�,
Marku, nech m�.
221
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,230
M�me p�ece smlouvu,
Alexi.
222
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,999
Nehnu se,
dokud se nedozv�m, co je.
223
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,274
Chce� nazna�it,
�e s n�k�m �ije�?
224
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,393
Tohle je Monika.
225
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,513
Dobr� den.
226
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,994
Ale to je...
227
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,074
D�l� si legraci?
228
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,909
To je ��lenstv�!
229
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,233
34 E - 22- 35.
230
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,268
- Vyrobils ji?
- Objednal p�es internet.
231
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,713
Ty jsi cvok!
232
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,189
Ksakru!
233
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,512
Silikon, nejlep�� kvalita,
pou��v� se v Hollywoodu.
234
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,473
Je to asi zvl�tn�!
235
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,194
- Daj� se vybrat m�ry?
- Nejen m�ry.
236
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,633
- V�echno?
- Jo.
237
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,950
- Hejbe se.
- Silikonov� gel.
238
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,713
Plasti�t� chirurgov�
z n�j tvaruj� poprs� star.
239
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,949
A krucin�l!
240
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,869
V�, co m� za poklad?
Tohle je sen v�ech chlap�.
241
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,109
Kone�n� �ensk�,
co se nept�, jestli ji miluje�.
242
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,158
Monika,
tu ka�dej r�d op�ch�.
243
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,157
A u va�eho kluka v pokoji.
244
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,276
- P�esta�.
- Ty jsi dobrej!
245
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,432
- Nech toho.
- Snad se m��u taky pot�it?
246
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,189
- Kolikpak stoj� ta legr�cka?
- �est tis�c. - Frank�?
247
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,838
Dolar�,
plus tis�c za dopravu.
248
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,990
- Vtipkuje�?
- Stoj� za to.
249
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,393
Hol�i�ko.
250
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,233
M�l by t� p�j�ovat.
251
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,758
Za tu cenu by ji m�lo
vyzkou�et v�c lid�.
252
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,316
Neblbni,
cht�l jsem t� rozveselit.
253
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,789
No jo,
bylo by to nehygienick�.
254
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,756
Ty bere�
�ivot d�sn� v�n�.
255
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,553
Krajka z Calais.
256
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,759
Lykra je p��jemn�.
257
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,752
- To pr�dlo je kr�sn�.
- L�b� se v�m? - Ano.
258
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,753
Okam�ik, pros�m.
259
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,237
Dobr� den,
p�i�lo mi p�r zaj�mav�ch model�.
260
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,398
Ne,
cht�l bych jin� pr�dlo.
261
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,393
Lascivn�?
262
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,270
Chl�pn�?
Nemravn�? Pornografick�?
263
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,996
Sp� decentn�.
264
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,997
- Tak�e pro jinou osobu?
- Ne, pro tut�.
265
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,398
Rozum�m,
city se vyv�jej�.
266
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,759
S radost� v�m je p�edvedu.
267
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:02,111
Jsem v klidu, ale mysl�m na to,
v�dy� mi bude jednat�icet.
268
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,232
V�m,
ty u� m� dv� d�ti.
269
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,714
Nechci,
abys mi odpov�dal hned.
270
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,594
Jen pot�ebuju v�d�t,
jestli bys cht�l n�kdy d�t�.
271
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,634
Pot�ebuju v�d�t,
jestli jsou otev�en� vr�tka.
272
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,753
Nem��u se pustit
do dlouhodob�ho vztahu, ani�...
273
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,433
Marku!
274
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,759
- Ne.
- Jak ne?
275
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,949
Ne.
276
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,760
Ovlivnil ho Alex!
To je mi jasn�.
277
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,713
Mark je spros��k od p��rody,
nepot�ebuje ni�� rady.
278
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,190
Nebyl proti d�t�ti,
ne��kal, �e nechce d�ti.
279
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,632
- Ne��kal, �e se nechce �enit.
- Sice ne��kal, ale...
280
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,111
- Camille, nech tu Justine!
- Jsem �ensk�, ty v�ci vyc�t�m.
281
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,759
Co je Alex s�m, nev�m,
co d�l�, nev�m, co se d�je...
282
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,350
- Ty, necht�la bys...
- Ne!
283
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,914
Moc se o n�j boj�m.
284
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,233
M�m hlad.
285
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,270
Jdu kolem,
vid�m sv�tlo...
286
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,512
Donesla jsem proviant.
287
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,634
Nebere� telefon.
Nen� ti samotn�mu smutno?
288
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,979
Posly�, to je v�n�!
N�koho �ek�?
289
00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:43,758
- Ne.
- Zvl�d�? Nijak extra, co?
290
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,911
Klidn� bych ti poradila.
291
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,518
Nep�ipaluje se ti to?
292
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,519
- N�kup nepot�ebuje�.
- Je to jinak, ne� mysl�.
293
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,797
D�lej si, co chce�.
Na nikoho se neohl�ej.
294
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,558
Jen s�m na sebe.
295
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,992
Nev��ila bych,
�e klesne� tak hluboko.
296
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,750
Kr�sa a ml�d� jsou klam, Alexi.
Klam a droga.
297
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,800
Za patn�ct let bude�
m�t hol�i�ky ve �kolk�ch.
298
00:40:53,835 --> 00:40:56,598
Douf�m,
�e se nevzbudila, Lolita!
299
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,590
- Dvac�tka?
- Cos myslela? B�v� jim dvacet.
300
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,435
- D�ky. Ur�it� je j� dvacet?
- Nev�m, mysl�m.
301
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,712
Bujn� poprs�,
patn�ct j� tedy nen�.
302
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,800
Ploch� b��ko, v�stavn� zadek
bez zn�mky celulitidy.
303
00:41:21,835 --> 00:41:23,119
A to pr�d�lko!
304
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,836
R��ov� podprsenka,
tanga.
305
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,955
Zkr�tka zlej sen.
306
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,198
- Zlej sen.
- Zlej sen.
307
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,119
Celib�t.
308
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,875
Nep�eh�n�jte, nechala ho �ena,
nem��e si nabrnknout zaj��ka?
309
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,713
- Ne ve v�ku jeho dcery.
- A co se t�m m�n�?
310
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,155
Proti dvac�tce nem�me �anci.
311
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,914
A tys m�la pravdu,
ne�iv� se konzervama, va�� si.
312
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,999
- Co ty, Marku, co tomu ��k�?
- Co by. M�li byste ho nechat.
313
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:02,677
A� si u��v�, s ��m chce,
chci ��ct, s k�m chce.
314
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,392
To nen� n� probl�m.
315
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,838
Na nejlep��ho kamar�da
jsi dost nete�nej.
316
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,800
Co s t�m nad�l�? Rozhodli jste
se pro rozchod, v dobr�m i zl�m.
317
00:42:11,835 --> 00:42:13,791
A tohle je dobr�,
nebo zl�?
318
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,509
- Mus�m ti odpov�dat?
- Ahoj, p�i�la jsem d��v.
319
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,069
Stavila jsem se na Republice,
vid�la jsem tam supr boty.
320
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,913
�erven� lakovky!
A ty podpatky, no takov�!
321
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,594
Akor�t k t� suk�nce,
co m� r�d.
322
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,273
Tak ona mluv�.
323
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,149
Claire,
je to jinak, ne� mysl�.
324
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,472
Chyt�ej��ch �e��
se od tebe nedo�k�me?
325
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,993
- Dej si tu nejdra��� v�c.
- Jo?
326
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,358
Co je?
N�co je �patn�?
327
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,552
Ano, j� v�m,
nemluv�m.
328
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,630
Francouzsk� republika,
to jsou dv� slova.
329
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,793
Ot�en�
jich m� asi osmdes�t.
330
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,316
P�es 26000 slov
m� na��zen� Spole�n�ho trhu
331
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,356
pro v�voz kachn�ch vajec.
332
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,399
Spo��tal jsem to.
333
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,753
Jak� kvo�na,
takov� vejce, op���.
334
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:20,151
N�kdy jsou v�ci tak pr�hledn�,
�e nem� smysl o nich mluvit.
335
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,714
Partner v� dop�edu,
co �ekne�.
336
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,189
A ty zas v�,
co odpov� on.
337
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,313
Za��n� to u man�elky.
338
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,150
Pak to uh�dne� i u ostatn�ch.
339
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,755
Nekone�n� stejn� konverzace.
340
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,949
P�edv�dateln�.
341
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,439
P�edv�dateln�,
tud� zbyte�n�.
342
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,311
Zbyte�n�,
tud� nudn�.
343
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,639
Nekone�n� nudn�.
344
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,913
Nuda v�echno zamo��.
345
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,956
V�,
pro� m� nuda navrch?
346
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,639
Proto�e se proti
n� ned� bojovat.
347
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,753
I ten boj
je nudn�.
348
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,029
V t�k�ch obdob�ch
v�dycky sn�m, �e onemocn�m.
349
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,759
V�n� onemocn�m.
350
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,759
Nebo sklouznu po schodech
a hlavou padnu na radi�tor.
351
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,312
Probud�m se
v b�l� nemocni�n� posteli.
352
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,909
Pe�uj� o m�.
353
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,590
A j� se nemus�m
o nic starat.
354
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,711
Fajn,
hore�ka klesla.
355
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,633
Tv�j obl�ben�.
356
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,599
Podle doktora
si p�r dn� pole��.
357
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,999
Volal jsem k v�m do pr�ce,
poslal jim urgentn� v�ci.
358
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,313
Sehnal jsem Sophii.
359
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,152
A posunul jsem
ten n� v�kend v Lond�n�.
360
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,473
- Odpo��vej.
- Hm.
361
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,799
Zab�hnu do l�k�rny.
362
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,119
Dal je na internet.
363
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,394
Od v�erej�ka p�i�lo
dvan�ct objedn�vek.
364
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,153
,, Fitness" si ji zamlouv�
do bro�ury pro z�kazn�ky.
365
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:19,277
A tahle by m�la j�t
na ob�lku Magaz�nu pro mu�e.
366
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,794
H��ek je v tom,
�e m�me smlouvu s Alexem.
367
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,953
Ale ne s tou d�vkou. Nev�m,
kdo to je, nev�m, co d�lat.
368
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,997
Marku, co m�m d�lat?
M�m prod�vat, nebo ne?
369
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,472
Nech� m� p�em��let?
370
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,759
Jdi pry�.
371
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,554
- Nech�m si ud�lat prsa.
- Co�e?
372
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,160
- Tou��m po velk�ch dud�ch!
- Co?
373
00:49:10,195 --> 00:49:13,118
Ohromn�ch,
silikonov�ch!
374
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,676
- Mus�m za n�m.
- Nesm�te.
375
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,832
- M� tam fotky od va�eho mu�e.
- Jak� fotky?
376
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,791
Je to jinak,
ne� mysl�.
377
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:51,636
- Podv�d� m� s nafukovac� pannou?!
- Odlitou do silikonu.
378
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,800
S kovovou kostrou,
s klouby a gelovou v�pln� pro...
379
00:49:55,835 --> 00:49:58,189
- To je hnus.
- Ale kdepak, neboj!
380
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,430
Ty otvory
se daj� vy�istit.
381
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,074
A drobn� p�ry maj�
pr� dokonal� sac� efekt.
382
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,196
Tu�ila jsem,
�e mu nen� hej!
383
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,679
Ale ne, je mu fajn.
384
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,748
Je norm�ln�.
385
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,439
Chci ��ct, po sexu�ln� str�nce
se zd� b�t norm�ln�.
386
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,759
Fyzicky je naprosto fit,
je ve form�.
387
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,313
A psychicky...
388
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,273
Zas mluv�.
389
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,193
Mluv�?
390
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,033
- Oml�dnul tedy o dvacet let.
- Jo, Monika to dok�zala.
391
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,477
- Monika? Co ji ka�dej op�ch�?
- Ne, pr�v�e ne...
392
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:49,751
Alex s Moni�kou si vybudovali
dost v�lu�n� vztah.
393
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,205
Docela jsem se o n�j b�l.
394
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:55,391
Nav�t�vil jsem je,
promluvil s n�m.
395
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,074
Cht�l jsem mu dokonce
p�j�it Barbaru.
396
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,513
Abych mu pomohl.
397
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,913
Nen� �pln� norm�ln�,
�e m� rad�i...
398
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,955
Nezeptala by ses ho, jestli...
399
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,359
- Tak�e mi zah�b� s panenkou.
- Odlitou.
400
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,757
Vedle n� oml�dnul
o dvacet let.
401
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,276
Z kamar�dky ud�lal nymfomanku,
z tebe swingera.
402
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:28,114
A ty po mn� chce�,
abych opustila hn�zde�ko l�sky
403
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,359
a �la pro v�s vy�ebrat
tu jeho nafukovac� pannu?
404
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,309
- Odlitou.
- B�te se bodnout!
405
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,235
Po�kat!
Zpomal, uhni, uhni!
406
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,799
To bude postaven� mimo hru.
407
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,598
D�lej,
�up tam s n�m.
408
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,751
D�lejte, to je ono!
S citem!
409
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,800
V�, Moniko, ofsajd,
to je poezie fotbalu.
410
00:52:11,835 --> 00:52:14,360
Tenhle n�zor
ale �ensk� nep�ijme.
411
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,592
Je to posledn� mu�sk� ba�ta,
za ni se porveme jako lvi!
412
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,116
Ofsajd nastane,
kdy� �to�n�k bez m��e...
413
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,673
A sakra!
414
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,552
Jedem,
jedem, jedem!
415
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,710
To je ono!
A maj� to v suchu!
416
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,553
Je tam!
417
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,754
Jo!
418
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,549
T�pnul jsem
j� o zadek cig�ro.
419
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,153
Zas kou��?
420
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,272
- Je to nafukovac� panna.
- Nen� nafukovac�, je...
421
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,750
- Odlit�, nehraj si se slov��ky.
- Nehraju.
422
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,671
- Napila by ses n��eho?
- Snad ji tu nechce� nechat?
423
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,672
�, to je n�pad,
postel je n�m u� t�sn�.
424
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,119
Nen� mo�n�.
425
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,433
D� si v�no?
426
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,673
Nenapije se s n�mi?
427
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,992
- U�kva�il jsem hus� s�dlo!
- Tak s�dlo?
428
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,800
Na promaz�n� otvor�,
ne� za�nete obcovat?
429
00:56:02,835 --> 00:56:04,791
Ne,
s�dlo je nepraktick�.
430
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,958
- Koledovala sis.
- Jsi nechutnej, Alexi.
431
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:13,431
- M�l bych sp�t sp� se Sophi�?
- Jo. V�dy� tahle je um�l�!
432
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,360
D�v� ti v�c ne� j�?
Ale jo, j� v�m.
433
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,429
U��v� si a ona nic nechce.
To je vrchol lenosti!
434
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,750
Pomyslel jsi na m�?
Na na�e kamar�dy, d�ti?
435
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,800
Dopr�ic pr�ce,
mohla by b�t tv� dcera.
436
00:56:27,835 --> 00:56:29,199
Co to tady pl�c�m?!
437
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,030
A co Tom?
Vrac� se sedmn�ct�ho.
438
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,874
Alexi, na�el jsi zas �e�,
tak co mu pov�?
439
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,296
Nic, zvl�dnu to,
i ten v�kovej rozd�l.
440
00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:44,793
Zvl�dne�? Opravdu?
Pro� ji tedy schov�v�?
441
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,189
Pro� �ijete
jak dva slim�ci v ulit�?
442
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,750
Vyve� ji ven, vezmi do restaurace,
p�edstav ji zn�m�m.
443
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,751
Alexi,
jdi a� do konce.
444
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,273
P�jdu.
445
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,754
Nepo��tej s t�m,
�e m� utr�p�.
446
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,198
J� se toti� dr��m!
A n�ramn�!
447
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,156
- Mohl se spustit s chlapem.
- Kl��o se psem.
448
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,951
Ale ne s n�jakou takovou!
449
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,920
Nejd�sn�j�� je ten �sm�v,
d��v se neusm�val.
450
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,596
- Nech�pu, co jsem ud�lala.
- Nebo neud�lala, eventu�ln�.
451
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,716
Nem� ten dojem,
�e jsi mu n�co odp�rala?
452
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,914
N�co, co by moc cht�l,
a ty zase ne?
453
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,074
- Kou�ilas mu p�ro, nap��klad?
- Jsi snad pitom�?
454
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,796
D�lala jsi to s pot�en�m?
455
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,359
A ty?
456
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,078
- Jak kdy.
- Tak vid�.
457
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:23,351
Jak kdy,
ale moment�ln� jsem moc spokojen�.
458
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,153
A co to ostatn�?
459
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,911
Jestlipak jsi...
Jestlipak...
460
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,078
- Jestlipak ho nech�, aby...
- Jo, po tom taky prahnou.
461
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,358
Ten hovor m� fakt �tve.
462
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,835
No jo, nech ji na pokoji,
tak kon��vaj� vztahy.
463
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,838
- J� jsem pro celib�t.
- Ne, nesmysl.
464
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:57,832
Pochop, Claire, ta coura d�l�
Alexovi to, co jsi ty...
465
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,833
Nev�m, co d�l�,
zato v�m, co ned�l�.
466
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,838
Nemluv�, neremc�,
nechce na v�kend.
467
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,878
Nic neorganizuje,
nechod� po n�kupech.
468
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,765
Nepere, neukl�z�,
d�l� houbeles.
469
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,236
Nevypl�uje slo�enky,
nevym��uje ��rovky.
470
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,912
Co je?
No co?
471
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,951
- Odrazuju lidi, �e jo?
- Ne, co t� napad�.
472
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:26,435
- Jak to, �e se zas sm�je?
- No proto�e si u��v�!
473
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,757
- Jo.
- Ano.
474
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,515
- S um�lou hmotou!
- Jo.
475
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,599
To je ten probl�m.
476
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,878
Hej ty,
�e t� vobjedu!
477
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:15,194
Silikonov� odlitek,
nejvy��� sv�tov� kvalita.
478
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,951
Je to jinak,
ne� mysl�.
479
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,750
- Gabrielle, d�ky, �es p�i�la.
- Nech si to.
480
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,358
- Alexi.
- Mus�me si promluvit.
481
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,270
Cht�li jste
si promluvit?
482
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,236
Alexi,
Claire se da�� dost mizern�.
483
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,076
Mus�m ��ct,
�e ta situace je pon�kud...
484
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,673
Ch�peme,
�e chvilku byla z�bavn�.
485
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:03,158
- Ale te� v�n�...
- Vezmi zase v�ci do sv�ch rukou, Alexi.
486
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,759
Nechce� si promluvit?
R�di bychom ti pomohli.
487
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,713
- V�dy� je nafukovac�!
- Nen�, je odlit�.
488
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,109
Sakra dob�e odlit�,
potvora.
489
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,634
Alexi,
tak to nem��eme nechat.
490
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,515
Ta z�le�itost
je zkr�tka...
491
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,756
- Neuv��iteln�.
- To je.
492
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,158
- Jak� m� ��slo? 95 D?
- 95 E.
493
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,273
��ko?
494
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,715
- Snad nechce� tuhle velikost?
- Pro�pak ne?
495
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:46,352
Alexi, um� si asi p�edstavit,
�e Claire je...
496
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,553
- A co vy? Jak se da�� v�m?
- N�m?
497
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,752
- Jak se n�m da��?
- P�ipad�te mi nerv�zn�.
498
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,390
- N�jak� probl�my?
- No...
499
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,765
- Ne, co t� napad�.
- Naopak.
500
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:06,316
- Za��v�me docela p��zniv� obdob�.
- P��zniv�?
501
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,039
Tedy v sexu rozhodn�,
v�bec nic n�m nesch�z�.
502
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,510
- Sophie!
- Copak? L�u snad?
503
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,036
- Ne, ale...
- No co je?
504
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,511
Pros�m t�,
nem��e� si st�ovat.
505
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,759
Nejsem tak kr�sn� jako ona,
ale hezk� t�l��ko nesta��.
506
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,796
Mus� se to um�t,
co Alexi?
507
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:34,870
- Ostatn�, s t�m nov�m poprs�m.
- Sophie, zmlkni, jsi sm�n�.
508
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,230
- Sm�n�?
- Hm. - D�ky.
509
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,159
Moniko, �lov�k se sna��,
sleduje� ten vd�k?
510
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,800
Dva m�s�ce p�tkr�t denn�,
tomu ��k� sna�en�?
511
01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:46,870
- Ano, sna��m se, a co?
- A co?
512
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,951
Kdyby si Claire
po��nala stejn�...
513
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:53,192
Oskar za nejlep�� man�elku.
Oskar za nejlep�� matku.
514
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,595
Te� p�ijde kategorie
za nejlep�� p�cha�ku.
515
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:09,110
- Jak m��e� takhle mluvit?
- No pr�v�, nem��u!
516
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,753
U� nem��u.
517
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,751
Nem��u p�tkr�t denn�.
518
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,073
A k tomu zvl�dat
pr�ci a rodinu, d�ti.
519
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,109
- Ano, ale...
- J� u� nem��u d�l.
520
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:23,759
- Nedok�u b�t v��n� perfektn�.
- Ano, ale j� jsem...
521
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:28,074
Nesnesu tu tvou dokonalost,
dobrotu, ob�tavost.
522
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:32,319
- Proto�e j� jsem...
- Mysl�, �e jsem zbab�lec!
523
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,549
�e chlapi jsou zbab�lci
a �e neopust� sv�tici!
524
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,958
Nech�pu,
co bys cht�l v�c?
525
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,353
Chci, chci...
526
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,837
Cht�l bych si
ho r�no vyhonit ve spr�e.
527
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,314
Ani� by m� �raly
v��itky sv�dom�.
528
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,397
Jo,
to bych si hrozn� moc p��l!
529
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:25,429
- Zbl�zka nen� tak p�kn�.
- Z ur�it�ch �hl� ujde.
530
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:29,759
Vybarvil ses, Alexi.
Tys byl v�dycky origin�ln�.
531
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,189
Alexi,
Claire je na tom �patn�.
532
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:37,350
Tohle �ensk� t�ko ustoj�.
533
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,230
- Zvl �ensk� jako ona.
- Jako ona?
534
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,073
V�, m� by ta situace
sp� pobavila.
535
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,399
Moc si nepopov�d�te,
ale co m� b�t?
536
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,031
Nen� to hor��
ne� v jin�ch man�elstv�ch.
537
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,473
Alexi.
538
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,909
M� to l�k�.
539
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,432
- Pardon?
- Ne��kej, �es na to nemyslel.
540
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:07,516
Ve t�ech se nab�z�
�estkr�t v�c mo�nost�.
541
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,952
Mohla bych vn�st
do t� va�� nudy vzruch.
542
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,755
V�dy� se
jeden druh�mu omrz�te.
543
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,469
Gabrielle,
jsi hodn�, ale...
544
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,800
Jestli se boj�,
�e bude m�t �ok, klid.
545
01:09:21,835 --> 01:09:23,153
M� to bav� i ve dvou.
546
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,752
Pro� si neu��t, Alexi.
547
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,758
Ona je p�ece ne�iv� panna,
nic nec�t�.
548
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,954
Nebude se tr�pit,
kdy� j� zahne�.
549
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,833
A kdy� ji po�le� k vod�,
nehne brvou.
550
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,156
Snad nejsi
jako ti druz�?
551
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,800
�en��i, co �kemraj�:
,, Trp�livost, Gabrielle."
552
01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:50,837
A,, Ona je k�ehou�k�,
nem��u ji opustit."
553
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,725
To m� nebere.
554
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,320
Nechci tr�vit
soboty v Carrefouru.
555
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,753
Ale p�ece jen...
556
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,753
Za��n�m b�t k sm�chu.
557
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,751
V�ichni jsou sp�rovan�.
558
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,193
I ta Monika!
559
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,756
V�,
�es rozv��il vody?
560
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,712
Neboj,
nep�i�el jsem k�zat mor�lku.
561
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,313
V�ak m� zn�!
562
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,358
Kamar�d m� p�ednost.
563
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,151
P�ed �ensk�ma rozhodn�.
564
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:29,874
Pozorn� poslouchej,
m�m pro tebe smlouvu.
565
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,631
Je na pr�dlo,, Aubagne".
566
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,674
Nab�z�m t�i miliony
za fotku Moni�iny prdelky.
567
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:43,918
- Co?
- Ne, Moniku ti nep�j��m.
568
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,748
Jenom jednou,
hned ti ji vr�t�m.
569
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,994
Myslel jsem, �e jsme kamar�di
a �e kamar�dstv� je prvo�ad�.
570
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,753
V� co, Marku?
Asi ses zamiloval.
571
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,074
No.
572
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,716
Je-li ti zle,
sedni si na b�eh �eky a �ekej.
573
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:52,675
Postava tv�ho nep��tele
se nakonec vytrat�.
574
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,193
V���m.
575
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,669
- Kde ji m�?!
- Ne�il, Claire.
576
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,236
Tahle je
za ty velk� prsa!
577
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,428
A tahle
za tu macatou zadnici!
578
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:06,558
A tahle, proto�e je snadn�
b�t duchaplnej, kdy� ml��!
579
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:12,869
Kde ji m�?
580
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,709
Chce� trumfnout
nafukovac� pannu?
581
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,756
- Odlitou! Sem s n�!
- Tak jo.
582
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,189
A nezkou�ejte
pr�sknout do bot!
583
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,752
- Ty ji nebr�n�?
- Je to panenka, Claire.
584
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,753
Ty �e�i si nech!
585
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,837
Na to jsem si netroufnul,
klobouk dol�!
586
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:59,873
A ty u� taky dr� ten zob�k!
587
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:18,794
Pro� jsi odm�tal mou pomoc?
Pro� ses mi nesv��il?
588
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,718
Jak jsem mohla tu�it,
�e jsi tak ne��astnej?
589
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,800
Copak j� byla ��astn�,
kdy� jsem d�lala policajta?
590
01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:31,031
Po��d a v�em,
aby rodina dr�ela pohromad�.
591
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,752
Mysl�,
�e jsem netou�ila po zm�n�?
592
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,152
Zeptal ses n�kdy,
jestli jsem ��astn�?
593
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,595
Cos pro m� kdy ud�lal?
594
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,679
Je snadn� b�t ��astnej,
kdy� se chov� jako sobec.
595
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:02,393
Monika!
596
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,789
- Tom je doma.
- Je sedmn�ct�ho?
597
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,910
Na n�dra��
nikdo ne�ekal.
598
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,756
- Ona je nafukovac�?
- Ne, je odlit�.
599
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:40,118
M��u se zeptat,
co tu vyv�d�te?
600
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,759
�e ty ses zbl�znila?
601
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,752
No jo,
p�esko�ilo j�.
602
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:48,753
Vid�,
jak z��dila d�m?
603
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,800
Kde jsou moje v�ci?
Jestli ses jich dotkla, tak t�...
604
01:15:51,835 --> 01:15:53,358
Dr� klapa�ku, Tome!
605
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,553
Co�e?
606
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,872
Pov�d�m,
abys dr�el klapa�ku, Tome.
607
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:07,193
A� bude� cht�t n�co ��ct,
hezky se dovol�.
608
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,759
Bude� mi odpov�dat.
609
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,952
Nebude� hubatej,
bude� hodnej a milej.
610
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,273
Mluv�m jasn�?
611
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,355
Nic nesly��m,
mluv�m jasn�?
612
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,273
Jo.
613
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,153
Ano,
tat�nku.
614
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:17,713
P�nov�!
615
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,589
- Jsou skute�n� uvnit�?
- Ano.
616
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,673
St��lej!
617
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,711
Osvobo�te sv� Moniky!
618
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:52,918
Uvolnil jsem
sk��� v pokoji pro hosty.
619
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,355
Taky m��u d�t
v�ci do sklepa.
620
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:59,995
Zabydlete se, jako doma,
z�sta�te do konce pr�zdnin.
621
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,765
Upekl jsem kachni�ku na smr��ch.
622
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:07,191
- Ne, ne, Tom smr�e nerad.
- Ale ne, d�m si je. D�kuji.
623
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:11,236
Ta kachna je z Gers,
od zn�m�ho chovatele.
624
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,800
Co kdybych v Gers
pronajal d�m?
625
01:20:15,835 --> 01:20:17,358
A pojedeme tam spolu.
626
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,632
Je to panensk� kout.
627
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,677
Mohli bychom
pozvat Jeffa a Sophii.
628
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:26,035
Ti pot�ebuj�
pr�zdniny jako s�l.
629
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,395
A je to ide�ln� m�sto
pro za��naj�c� golfisty.
630
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,755
Maminka a j� chod�me do kurz�.
631
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,840
Golf se b�je�n�
provozuje ve dvojici.
632
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:38,072
Cel� odpoledne chod�me,
pov�d�me si, jsme s p��teli.
633
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:40,870
M�li byste se
k n�m p�idat.
634
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:44,756
Vezmeme si spole�n� hodiny.
Co tomu ��k�?
635
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:11,317
U� v�, jak si naklonit Boha.
A co chce B�h, brat�e?
636
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:16,759
Chce, abys byl ctnostn�
a vyst��hal se ne�est�.
637
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:23,156
Chce, aby ka�d� p�istupoval
k �en� bez postrann�ch �mysl�.
638
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:27,714
A nenechal se ovl�dnout
ne�ist�mi my�lenkami.
639
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:32,234
Nepot�ebujete n�vod
k l�sce mezi bratry ve v��e.
640
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,598
Vz�jemn� l�sce
jste se ji� nau�ili.
641
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:43,630
Usilujte o �ivot v klidu a m�ru,
spravujte sv� z�le�itosti,
642
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:49,954
�i�te b�h sv�ho byt�, zjedn�te si �ctu,
k�es�an� i nek�es�an�.
643
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:54,999
A nebudete
nikomu na obt�.
644
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,631
P�eklad
Irena Novotn�
645
01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:54,399
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