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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:03,037 [skateboard rolling] 2 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:13,281 [wind blowing] 3 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,494 [neon buzzing] 4 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,563 [hard coughing] 5 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,267 [coughing] 6 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,874 [sighs] 7 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,910 [wind howling] 8 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:46,280 [laid back bluesy rock music *] 9 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,748 Yo, Murray! 10 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,483 You got small ones. 11 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,651 [Murray] Eh! 12 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,686 Not the first time I've heard that. 13 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,324 Hey, that beer ain't free. 14 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,927 How about offering twofers in celebration of the last night? 15 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,262 Like hell. 16 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,397 I'm doubling the price. Fund my retirement. 17 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,433 - Good luck with that. - Hm. 18 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:10,338 Damn. And I was hoping to put flames on my Winnebago. 19 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,508 Hard to believe this is it. 20 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,777 I'm tired, Hutch. 21 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,979 Tired of the government telling me how to run my business. 22 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,449 Tired of this bar being empty every night. 23 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,750 I'm always here. 24 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,754 Hundred more like you, I'd hire a bouncer. 25 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,290 [door opens] [woman cries out] 26 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:33,294 Hal-a-freaking-lujah! He finally signed! 27 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:37,097 All I have to do is autograph these, 28 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:40,301 and I am officially a divorcée. 29 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:44,372 Whoa! Shots all around! 30 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,540 Everything but the... 31 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,975 ...Jameson. 32 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:52,480 The weather report did not say anything about snow. 33 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,782 Hey! Don't get Jack drunk. 34 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,250 He's driving the first leg. 35 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,751 [chuckling] 36 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:04,158 May Roxie finally find a decent job. 37 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,995 And maybe find a decent man too, huh? 38 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,398 * 39 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,301 Damn, that is good! 40 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,469 Right now, all I need is a guy 41 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,205 who can keep my pipes from freezing. 42 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,539 [men chuckling] 43 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,074 How about you, Jack? You wanna warm my pipes? 44 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,043 [Hutch] So, what are you waitin' for? 45 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,346 Why don't you sign these bad boys right now? 46 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,147 Right now. Murray and I will be your witnesses. 47 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,984 No. My paralegal cousin asked me not to sign anything 48 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,621 until he had a chance to look over them. 49 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,988 He's coming at eight. 50 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,925 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I want everyone out by eight. 51 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:41,529 I've got places to go. People to avoid. 52 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,698 Come on, Murr. This is half way for Dave. 53 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,034 I hope you weren't expecting a severance package. 54 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,902 Aw. 55 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:50,738 Aw. 56 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,640 Thank you. 57 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,675 Never having to work in this shithole again 58 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,410 is severance package enough for me. 59 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,379 Keep dissing my bar and I'll leave it to you in my will. 60 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,881 Out of my way. - That would be cruel and unusual, Murr. 61 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,416 Great, I got some... 62 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:06,153 ...para-what's-it-lawyer gonna be my last customer? 63 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,588 [door slams] 64 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:12,893 [man singing beautifully] * Loving you has opened up a door * 65 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:18,766 * Let me walk inside to you and then * 66 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:25,873 * Take me in your arms forevermore * 67 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:35,048 * We may never pass this way again * 68 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,216 Christ. 69 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,319 - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey, Bennett. 70 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,887 How are you doing? 71 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,789 Good. How are you? 72 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,557 - Hutch. - Bennett. 73 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,828 [Bennett] Hey Jack, my man. Good to see you. 74 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,366 Hey, dickless. 75 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,069 There she is! My beautiful girl. 76 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,871 Oh, did you miss me? 77 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,541 Oh, gosh. 78 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,176 You know, I'd like to take her home with me. 79 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:07,047 Or do you wanna keep everything that's mine? 80 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,482 Bennett, look... 81 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,785 [woman] So, still snowing outside, huh? 82 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,356 Like a metaphor. [motorcycle approaching] 83 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,090 [Murray] Better not be snowin'. 84 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,360 We are all out of here at eight sharp. 85 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,730 [woman, shouting] Jesus, do you ever think about anybody but yourself?! 86 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,498 God! I mean, it's freezing out here! 87 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,933 It's a simple question! 88 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,168 Why didn't you tell me that it was gonna be snowing? 89 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,438 I am not dressed for this shit! 90 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,574 God, I am so tired of being the only adult in this playground! 91 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,009 Careful. She could bite. 92 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,611 God, I hope so. 93 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,913 [slow country rock music *] 94 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,120 You serving? 95 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,489 Define serving. 96 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,890 Uh, cosmopolitan? 97 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,292 Hmm... Never read it. 98 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,094 A Sonoma Cab? 99 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,397 Never been there. 100 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,198 Drama queen. 101 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,033 You don't know me. 102 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,170 Easy, lady. Just the name of the wine. 103 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,673 Okay, well can you get me a glass? 104 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,547 This isn't wine. 105 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,683 You're a sharp one. 106 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,817 [door opens] [wind howling] 107 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,952 And then this guy. Epic. 108 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,554 Drags me all the way up here to the mountains 109 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,556 on the back of a bike in the middle of a blizzard 110 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,392 and then acts like it's not even a big deal! 111 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,159 [cries out] 112 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,595 DR! 113 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,196 Aw, relax, babe. 114 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:34,535 This is just a roundabout on the roadway of life. 115 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,404 Let's embrace it. 116 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:40,173 Jeez, you sound like a fucking motivational poster. 117 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,842 What can I get you, comrade? 118 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,612 Beer. Uh, something in a bottle. 119 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,614 Mother/son issues, 120 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,281 severe maturity avoidance, 121 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,183 and an irrational fear of abandonment, 122 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:53,353 which is exactly why you drag me on these bullshit trips. 123 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,723 Oh, babe, please. 124 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:59,159 I am sorry that I abandoned my immature fear 125 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,828 of an irrational mother. 126 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,362 Can we just please move on? 127 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:05,566 No! Not until I process my feelings. 128 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,501 You better get that shit processed fast. 129 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,503 I'm closing at eight. 130 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,405 I'll bet you were spanked as a child. 131 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,575 Hell, I was spanked just last week. 132 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:20,280 Do you mind if I play pool while you process? 133 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,750 Go. Do whatever your id says. 134 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,954 [DR] Hey, beau? You playin' with yourself? 135 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,423 Not anymore. You got little ones. 136 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,824 [DR] Is it that obvious? 137 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,694 Folks around here call me Hutch. 138 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,596 - DR. - DR? 139 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,730 What's that stand for? 140 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,099 Death Rack. [laughs] 141 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,001 I earned it in a pool hall. - Uh-oh. 142 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,538 Is that your lovely lady? 143 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,939 [DR] Yeah. 144 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,140 [Hutch] You're a lucky man. 145 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,042 [DR] Yeah. Used to be. 146 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,680 [door opens] [wind howling] 147 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,383 [both breathing heavily] 148 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,287 Uh, table for two? 149 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,955 There's a 90 minute wait. 150 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,458 It's snowing so bad out there. 151 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,793 Sit anywhere you want. 152 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,060 Goddammit, Roxie! 153 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,296 It looks like you're staying open, Murr. 154 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,498 [Hutch] Relax, Brad and Janet. 155 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,601 Naked senior citizen twister doesn't start 'til nine. 156 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,302 [bluesy rock song playing *] 157 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,070 - Oh... - Let's, uh... 158 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,338 [biker woman] You want to know what I think? 159 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,440 [Murray] Oh, Christ no. 160 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,009 This is their six-month anniversary 161 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,511 and they are all humped-out 162 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,479 and realize they have to stare at each other 163 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,481 for the next millennium. 164 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:30,851 She read in Cosmo somewhere that they need to keep it fresh. 165 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:34,354 So they decided to try a skank bar for the first time. 166 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,691 Ten bucks say they get it on in the restroom. 167 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,894 Hey, baby. 168 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,262 I just wanted to make sure you were safe 169 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,964 with all the snow coming down. 170 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,033 * 171 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,835 Oh, sure. 172 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,172 Of course, we can. 173 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,709 I build a mean snowman. 174 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,679 What's your daddy doin'? 175 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,217 Wait. What? 176 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,388 I am so looking forward to this. 177 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,892 Well, maybe the storm will blow through quickly. 178 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,927 I love the way you say blow. 179 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,163 Mm-hmm. 180 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,175 Wanna know what Craig did? 181 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,177 Something ignorant and unforgivable? 182 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,313 One night. One night, I ask him to watch Lis 183 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,584 and he has some ho over. In my bedroom, on my bed. 184 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,419 Lis is growing up thinking this is how men act. 185 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,922 You gotta fix that, Roxie. 186 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,757 Have a nice guy over for a change. 187 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,760 And, said ho is married. 188 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,629 And I'm guessing her husband doesn't approve 189 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,965 of her extra-curriculars. Imagine that. 190 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,634 But look at the bright side. 191 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,003 Maybe he'll shoot Craig right out of your life. 192 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,973 I'm not that lucky. 193 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,742 [chuckling] 194 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,412 * Testing, one, two, three 195 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,617 * La, la, la, la, la 196 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,754 [with a fake French accent] Good evening, everybody. 197 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:17,090 I am your delicious DJ Beignet, 198 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,727 your karaoke host for this evening. 199 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,196 And your resident philosopher... 200 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:28,268 [regular accent] ...for Murray's last night in business 201 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,570 No, not really. I can't stay. 202 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:33,473 Mostly because I can't express in English 203 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,975 how much I hate Murray. 204 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,979 I'm just here to make sure the karaoke's not broken, 205 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,981 like he breaks everything else. [karaoke music starts *] 206 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,784 Hey, you two in back! No pushing. 207 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,519 Everybody gets a chance to crowd surf. 208 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,455 * 209 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:53,627 * We maybe never pass this way again * 210 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,628 * Never get... 211 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,396 So why is he closin' the bar? 212 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:00,367 Murray hates the nanny-state. Refuses to go smoke-free. 213 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,568 A man of conviction. 214 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,837 A man who smokes two packs a day. 215 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,439 Almost. 216 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,108 Where did you learn to play? 217 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,043 - Your mama's school. - Oh! 218 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:15,448 * I could feel my heart beat twice as fast * 219 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:20,553 * It was just as if I had a sign * 220 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:26,159 * telling me that this was love at last * 221 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:31,331 * Loving you has opened up a door * 222 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:36,837 * Let me walk inside you and then * 223 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:41,709 * Take me in your arms forevermore * 224 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:50,017 * We may never pass this again * 225 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,118 Attention! 226 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,386 What the actual fuck? 227 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,322 I have an announcement to make. 228 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,290 My friend and fellow Marine 229 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,393 is the winner of an honor not easily attained. 230 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:04,031 A trophy only the few, the proud, 231 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,733 even have the courage to pursue. 232 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,200 Should I call the cops? 233 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,837 I may have an outstanding warrant or two. 234 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,005 [Marine] So without further ado, 235 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,707 the trophy! 236 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:19,379 [pop song playing quietly *] 237 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,715 Private Nando Gonzales, 238 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,851 winner of the Chili Cook Off! 239 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,553 [all laughing] Oh, God in heaven! 240 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,822 And in honor of his victory... 241 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,591 ...Nando's buyin'. 242 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,692 Let's start this party! 243 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,895 [Murray] Easy, big dogs! Easy, easy. 244 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,229 This bar is closed. 245 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,497 [Marine] Not anymore, pops. 246 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,768 - God! - Holy bejesus. 247 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,203 Look at these fucking things! 248 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,271 Are those real? 249 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,773 If only they were filled. 250 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,640 [chuckling] 251 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,043 Get this shit in. [shutter click sound] 252 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,478 Oh! 253 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:56,149 Okay... This is a first. 254 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,485 Oh, shit. 255 00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,753 Stand back, fuck-nut. 256 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,222 Let a pro show you how it's done. 257 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,925 Don't mind him, ma'am. He's harmless. 258 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,594 Oh! Someone has manners. 259 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,562 That's refreshing. 260 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:14,234 And you have an overactive libido. 261 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,869 That's tedious. 262 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,173 [shutter clicking sound] 263 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,111 Overactive libido? That's a good thing, right? 264 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,345 I like it. 265 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,914 Looks like trouble with your lady. 266 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,082 Shh. 267 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,118 Six ball. 268 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,719 Corner pocket. 269 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,555 Ah! 270 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,658 [Latin music playing *] 271 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,996 Excuse me. 272 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:01,882 No. 273 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,151 No, Officer, you don't get it. 274 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,855 No. He's barely able to open his own beer, 275 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,623 let alone watch a small child! 276 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,693 No, I know about the snow. That's my point! 277 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,129 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't hang up on me! 278 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,764 Please don't do that! 279 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,434 Goddammit! 280 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,343 You know, that was either your old man or your old mother. 281 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,246 Nobody else makes a woman quite that angry. 282 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,850 Folks call me DR. 283 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,251 Roxanne. 284 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,421 What's the DR stand for? 285 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,023 Dumb Redneck. 286 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,558 [both chuckle] 287 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,395 So? Was it your mother or your man? 288 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,864 Man. 289 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:51,932 Boy. 290 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,400 Douchebag. 291 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,467 All of the above. 292 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,437 He's home right now neglecting the only good thing 293 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,939 he's ever done in his life. 294 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,908 So, what is it? Boy or girl? 295 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,743 A little girl. 296 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,647 - Oh! - Emelisa. 297 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,750 What a pretty name for a pretty girl. Look at that. 298 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:14,354 * 299 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,760 Something tells me you're not so dumb. 300 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,001 [slow rock song playing *] 301 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,573 Well, this officially sucks. 302 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,343 One more day isn't gonna kill us. 303 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,911 I don't have one more day. 304 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,280 I have to be home by noon tomorrow. 305 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,183 I thought we had the entire weekend. 306 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,585 I suppose I could say the car broke down. 307 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,820 Just say you got snowed in. 308 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,491 I told her the conference was in San Diego. 309 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,993 Ah. 310 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,427 Jesus, Neil. 311 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,529 I'm sorry. I couldn't tell her where we were actually going. 312 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,731 I mean, one time in Chicago 313 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:02,469 she surprised me at my hotel with nothing but a fur coat. 314 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,539 I mean, that's just the kind of thing she does. 315 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,049 I know the kind of thing she doesn't do. 316 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,588 Mmh. 317 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,589 Uh-huh. 318 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,856 Me likey. 319 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,695 I sure do hope DR gives me a good tip. 320 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,233 Oh, shit. Sorry, Hutch. 321 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,669 I tried to get the cops to go check on Lis, 322 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,707 but they're too busy pulling people out of the snow. 323 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,775 Storm's getting ugly out there. 324 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,943 [Nando] Hey, you. 325 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,513 Not sure if you've been trying to call or text. 326 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,249 Cell phone service is non-existent up here. 327 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,651 Listen. Roxy, I... 328 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,054 Excuse me, fuck-meister. 329 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,992 Pardon me for eavesdroppin', ma'am, 330 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,828 but I know exactly what you need. 331 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,230 You do? 332 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,265 Absolutely. 333 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,335 Then why haven't you left yet? 334 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,507 That finger touches me, I'm breakin' it. 335 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,775 Wait here. 336 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,513 I'll try later, all right? 337 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,781 I love you. Bye. 338 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,652 Hey, knob-job? What's with you and the fuckin' phone? 339 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,087 Let's go! 340 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,521 What were you talking about, bro? 341 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,891 [Bennett] All right. 342 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,326 There you go. 343 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,662 Knock them out, 344 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:39,999 my fine, fighting, feeble-minded friend. 345 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,201 [chuckling] 346 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,469 [belches] 347 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,871 All right. 348 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,606 Listen up, 349 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,109 all you fuckin' alcoholics, 350 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,679 addicts, and social mis-fucks. 351 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,547 This goes out to the special girl 352 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,583 serving us drinks behind the bar. 353 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,650 Roseanne. 354 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,219 [crowd] Roxanne! 355 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,354 Nando? 356 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,457 ["La Bamba" playing on karaoke machine *] 357 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,463 * 358 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,441 Para bailar La Bamba! 359 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,310 Para bailar La Bamba! 360 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:27,314 * Necessita una poca de gracia * 361 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,216 * Una poco de gracia 362 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:33,286 Y otro casita de mamasita! 363 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,089 * Y arriba, arriba 364 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,126 * Arriba, arriba 365 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,860 * Y arriba, arriba 366 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,762 * Por ti seré 367 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,564 * Yo... 368 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,966 Holy puta de madre! I don't know the lyrics! 369 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,768 Oh, shit! 370 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,538 * 371 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,476 * Yo no soy marinero 372 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,845 Yo no soy marinero! 373 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,613 Oh, soy capitán! 374 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,382 Dónde está mi capitán? 375 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,152 Fuck you, Skip! 376 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,086 Aah! 377 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,355 * Bamba bamba 378 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:12,225 Be a-be a doll and hang this up, will you? 379 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,227 [Nando, on microphone] Hey, big-tits! Can I get a drink, please? 380 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,295 Come on! 381 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,497 Chili Cook Off, number one! 382 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,668 My chili better than yours! 383 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,103 * Bamba bamba 384 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,540 * Bamba bamba 385 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,475 * Bamba... 386 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,510 Come on. I need a little exercise. 387 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,879 * Bamba bamba 388 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,782 * Bamba bamba 389 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,518 Come on, Skip! White boys don't have moves, bro! 390 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,389 People will think we're, you know... 391 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,791 Neil, we are "you knowing". 392 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,828 Okay, we cannot be too careful. All right? 393 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,063 [Nando continues making up words to the song in Spanish] 394 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,399 You're kidding. 395 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,571 You wanna dance? - Is this a trick question? 396 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,039 No, it's not. 397 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,910 [making up words to the song in Spanish] 398 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,078 Carnitas! 399 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:11,017 * Y arriba, arriba 400 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,386 Whooo! 401 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,222 What's this bar called?! 402 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,824 I don't know, but I love this place! 403 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,159 * Y arriba 404 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,663 * Bamba bamba 405 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,098 * Bamba bamba 406 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,935 * Bamba bamba 407 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,002 Go on. 408 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,171 [Nando] Yeah! I can dance too, people! 409 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,374 I'm not much of a dancer. 410 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,409 A dancer ain't what she needs. 411 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,611 [Nando] I can sing! I can dance! 412 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,414 You name it, I can fucking do it! 413 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,250 * Bamba bamba 414 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:47,220 Last night in business. Now or never. 415 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:50,423 * Bamba bamba 416 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,293 * Bamba bamba 417 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,295 * Bamba 418 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,630 Para bailar La Bamba! 419 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,600 * Para bailar La Bamba 420 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,169 You got bamba? I got bamba! 421 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,405 We all got bamba! 422 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,241 Drinks on the house, motherfuckers! 423 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,110 Nando is in the bar! 424 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,280 Why didn't you dance with your wife? 425 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,449 She's not actually my wife. 426 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,319 Oh. Your ring. 427 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:22,021 I just assumed you were... - We're on business. 428 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,258 What kind of business? 429 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,261 * Bamba bamba 430 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:31,030 The kind of business that's none of yours. 431 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,164 Oh. 432 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,666 Fuck off. 433 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,735 Roxy? 434 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,970 I swear, Hutch, all men are evolved 435 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,473 from the scum under Murray's bar. 436 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,741 Except you. 437 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,943 [Nando howls] 438 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,345 [song comes to its climax *] 439 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,480 Give me a drink! 440 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,616 Peace. 441 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,386 No, Officer. We still have power. 442 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,323 I don't know, about ten of us. 443 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:00,660 Why? 444 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,296 What? 445 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,332 Oh, God! 446 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,999 [country song playing *] 447 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,168 Hey everyone! Listen up! 448 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,470 Got some bad news. 449 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,007 The snowplow that was headed here has slid off the road, 450 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,776 which basically means 451 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,878 there won't be another plow until the morning. 452 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,680 God dammit. 453 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:25,318 And since we still have power we are not a priority. 454 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,955 We are officially snowed in. - Oh, Jesus. 455 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,690 Drinks are on Murray. 456 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,493 Just kidding. 457 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,262 [door bursts open] 458 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,665 [wind howling] 459 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,266 Hey! 460 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,034 Y'all got a priest-sicle out there. 461 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,570 [woman] Help! 462 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:47,907 Here. Here, here, here. 463 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,141 He was just sitting in his car, 464 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,143 freezing his little white ass off. 465 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:55,848 Excuse me. His holy white ass off. 466 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,385 Oh, leave me outside, please. 467 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,052 Come on. Come on. 468 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,323 Murr, blankets? 469 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,758 Yeah, yeah. They're packed. 470 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,259 - Where? - In a box. 471 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,696 - What box? - Hell if I know. 472 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,198 All right, everybody! Start digging. 473 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,333 We're looking for blankets. 474 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,436 Don't dig too much. 475 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,338 [Priest] Leave me be! 476 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,307 I may be possessed by demons! 477 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,709 I think he's borderline hypothermic. 478 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,176 Can we see if we can get some coffee, please? 479 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,679 - On it. - Grab the Jameson. 480 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,716 Hey, hey! Hands off the Jameson! 481 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,352 I found the Joe! 482 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,954 Dawn, can you brew it? 483 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,357 What? 484 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:41,127 I mean you know how. That's all I'm saying. 485 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,163 * 486 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,371 Oh, what is...? 487 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:53,239 [laughing] 488 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,373 Hey! Put that back! 489 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,676 Yeah, fucking sex swing, baby! 490 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,912 Sex swing? Idiot! It's macramé. 491 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,381 I made it myself. 492 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,652 Hey, hey, hey! The '70s were my best decade. 493 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,621 Yeah, you weren't fucking kidding. 494 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,657 [both laugh] 495 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,165 Really, Murr? 496 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,366 Hmm? 497 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,803 They're not mine! - Uh-huh... 498 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,505 They got left here one night! 499 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,874 Okay... [chuckling] 500 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,777 [Murray] Oh, God! 501 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:34,781 Here. - Is your faith strong?! 502 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,716 Are you a good Catholic? 503 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,485 Not since the eighth grade, Father. 504 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:41,087 I wasn't all that good even then. 505 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,789 If I am possessed, 506 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,357 then you are also ripe for possession from my demons! 507 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:46,325 [chuckles] 508 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,529 You're about 50 years too late, Padre. 509 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,833 Padre, I promise this isn't what it looks like. 510 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:58,237 You must leave me be... for your own safety. 511 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,672 [Woman] Found it! 512 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,579 All right, Padre. Drink up. Drink up. 513 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,481 Come on. Come on. 514 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,050 Do it. 515 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,990 You want to know what I think? 516 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:25,131 That you want me really, really bad? 517 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,599 [scoffs] 518 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,168 The nut job Father over there... 519 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,938 ...has repressed sexual desires. 520 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,006 Probably a latent homosexual. 521 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,142 His inability to express them in a healthy way 522 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,377 has led to high levels of paranoia 523 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,179 bordering on schizophrenia. 524 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,554 Ooh! 525 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,689 Really coming down out there, huh? 526 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,257 I couldn't see two feet! 527 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:56,095 I can't tell you how thankful I am I saw your lights. 528 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,498 - Cosmo, please. - Coming right up. And you? 529 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,701 Whatever my sister's not having. 530 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,370 [Latin song playing *] 531 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:09,175 I want to welcome our new guests! 532 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:13,145 Something for everyone, my friends. 533 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,113 Nice! 534 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,715 Hey people, folks, saints and sinners, 535 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:16,849 listen up! 536 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,718 Here's a story about a lost soul... 537 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:20,587 Yeah, I know. The weather's horrible. 538 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,888 I'll call you as soon as possible. 539 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,923 All right. Bye. 540 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,125 Oh. 541 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,794 * The Devil made me do it 542 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,396 * And the Devil made me do it * 543 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:31,430 Just calling my girlfriend 544 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,165 to let her know I was running a little late. 545 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,701 Girlfriend? 546 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,569 Yeah. Girlfriend. 547 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,705 * It won't get me far 548 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:41,974 Why does every man I meet think it's okay to lie to me? 549 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,477 * Well, the Devil made me do it * 550 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,213 * Well, the Devil made me do it * 551 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,315 * Do it again, and again and again, and again * 552 00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:51,951 * and again, and again, and again * 553 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:54,854 [Bennett] Yeehaw! 554 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,188 * 555 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,691 So, what brings two such refined ladies 556 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,360 to a bar in the middle of a blizzard? 557 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,496 Because I feel like dancing. 558 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,799 * Again, and again, and again * 559 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,868 [song ends] 560 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,638 Okay. 561 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,072 Who's man enough? 562 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,274 I think I drew the longest straw! 563 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:18,444 Damn! Now that's what I'm talking about. 564 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:21,447 [thumping electronic pop music playing *] 565 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,985 [Nando] How... how did you know? 566 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,987 [Skip] Yo, fuck-lips! Where you at? 567 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,556 * 568 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,458 Your buddy doesn't know, does he? 569 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,828 Ma'am, please. 570 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,496 I work in a bar. 571 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:40,166 I don't ask, I don't tell. 572 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,168 Thank you. 573 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,704 Whoa! 574 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,975 Looks like I interrupted something freaky. 575 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,678 Relax. It's a line for the phone. 576 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,345 - Yeah, bro. - Me... 577 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,348 What's with you and that fucking phone? 578 00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:58,184 I'm calling a bro. 579 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,819 Are you holding out on me? 580 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,323 Hi, Dave. 581 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,325 Yeah, I know. 582 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,195 No. Don't risk it. 583 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:13,199 I suppose being married one more day won't kill me. 584 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:15,301 I must keep it pure! 585 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,504 If not, my demons may leave me and possess others. 586 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:20,472 Hell, yeah. Bring it on. 587 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,374 I can't be possessed enough. 588 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:27,880 [Priest] What's your name? 589 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,148 DR. 590 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,482 DR? 591 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:32,551 What does that stand for? 592 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:34,220 Demon Wrangler. 593 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,255 Mmh! 594 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,358 Wrangler starts with a W. 595 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:40,960 Yeah. 596 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,261 Tell that to my mother. 597 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,731 * 598 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:45,932 Ah! 599 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,633 [laughing] 600 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,537 - Ah, hey. - Ah, shit! 601 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:52,939 [laughing] 602 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:54,807 Crazy old man. 603 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:58,610 Oh, we used to do that dance thing all the time. 604 00:27:58,644 --> 00:27:59,912 [Hutch] Yeah, let's not talk about it. 605 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,948 I swear... 606 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,816 ...the planets are aligned against me 607 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985 and have me bent over Uranus. 608 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,955 My cousin can't make it. The roads are closed. 609 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,191 [sighs deeply] 610 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:13,225 Bennett... 611 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,828 You're a lawyer, could you look these over for me? 612 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,998 Excuse me. I'm trying to visualize Uranus. 613 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,067 Don't be a pig. I'm serious. 614 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:24,370 I have to recuse myself on the basis of my sobriety. 615 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,073 I wouldn't want anything to go wrong with your proceedings. 616 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:31,243 You know, and I'd want to be able to employ my... 617 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:35,782 ...the needed, you know, means to advance and, uh... 618 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:39,218 ...protect all of your legitimate claims 619 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,153 and rights and objectives. 620 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,191 Translation? 621 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:49,095 I got a nice buzz. Sorry. 622 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,265 Rox, uh... 623 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:54,600 You mind if I take a look at 'em? 624 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,403 Aw, thanks, Hutch. I appreciate it. 625 00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,840 It's just I need somebody who isn't, um... 626 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,844 A barfly. I understand. 627 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:08,247 No. I didn't say that, Hutch. 628 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,615 It's just... 629 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,652 Why don't you try that guy? 630 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:14,887 He looks smart. 631 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,858 Hutch, that isn't what I meant. 632 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,962 What do you need? 633 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,264 I've got a serious case of the fucking munchies, dude. 634 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:28,667 I need something to nosh. 635 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,436 Yeah. You got anything to eat? 636 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,072 Trust me. There's nothing in there that's edible. 637 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,808 Oh! Fucking score! 638 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:39,745 Hey! I'm saving those chocolate churros for the drive! 639 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,482 Fine, dude. 640 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,956 [Dawn] You won't dance with me, 641 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,524 but you go ahead and dance with the waitress. 642 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,927 [piano rock song playing *] 643 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,563 Just one question, Neil. 644 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,432 Am I prettier? 645 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,668 Than the waitress? Hell, yes. 646 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:03,836 No. 647 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:06,005 Prettier than your wife. 648 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,507 What difference does that make? 649 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,410 It may not make sense to you, Neil, but it's important to me. 650 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,181 Well, you've seen her. I mean, what do you think? 651 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:17,049 It doesn't matter what I think. 652 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,719 It matters what you think. 653 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,689 Dawn, look. You are ten years younger than she is. 654 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:26,725 So you're saying I am prettier? 655 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,562 Neil? 656 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:34,366 I don't want to say that. Okay? 657 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,701 Why not? 658 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:42,208 It just feels wrong. Like I would be betraying her. 659 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,679 Wait. Let me get this straight. 660 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:50,849 Saying I'm prettier is betraying her, 661 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,852 but screwing my brains out isn't. 662 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,087 Okay, newsflash, Dawn. 663 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,956 I haven't screwed your brains out yet. 664 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,057 Newsflash, Neil. 665 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,226 I won't lose any sleep waiting for it to happen! 666 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,294 * 667 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,399 Hey! 668 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,867 Neil, is it? 669 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,070 I need a favor. 670 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:15,574 Forget it. I needed a smart guy anyway. 671 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:16,875 Now, hang on. 672 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:18,911 I'm a VP. 673 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:20,479 Fortune 500? 674 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:22,881 Really? 675 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,416 Sure. What do you need? 676 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,854 I've got some divorce papers that could use a smart eye. 677 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,290 Think you could take a look at 'em for me? 678 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:32,992 No problem. 679 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:35,261 I needed some reading material anyway. 680 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:46,338 [sultry blues song playing *] 681 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,380 You're very sweet. 682 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:58,450 But I can feel the waves of crazy coming off you. 683 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,186 I think I'll stay down here. 684 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:10,162 We don't see your type in here that often. 685 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:11,430 Excuse me? 686 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:14,833 I mean so business-like in this small little mountain town? 687 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,602 What, are you an accountant? 688 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,304 Close. Lawyer. 689 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:20,672 What a coincidence. 690 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:23,809 If I had said plumber, would that have been a coincidence too? 691 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,679 Bennett Rex, litigator. 692 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:30,416 Oh! My mistake. 693 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,883 And apologies. 694 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,287 Have you met Jack? 695 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:37,156 Actually I did. 696 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,558 I've been asking him for advice, 697 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,193 but he doesn't talk much, does he? 698 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,929 You should buy him a drink. You'd be amazed. 699 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,264 [Danice] You're serious? 700 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,965 I'm very serious. 701 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:50,336 He's the wisest jackalope I've ever met. 702 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,405 Uh, can I get you another? 703 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,976 [Bennett] Murray and I go way back. 704 00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,046 And there was a time when I'd... 705 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:03,815 Every night I'd set up the karaoke here, and... 706 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:06,552 ...then one night he decides that... 707 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,987 ...I'm not worthy of a woman's love. 708 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,256 [Murray] Bennett. 709 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:12,958 Stay clear of this guy. 710 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,463 Okay. What was up with that? 711 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,932 Let's jet say I, uh... 712 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:24,903 I messed up a few years back. 713 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,776 Oh! And whatever my friend Jack likes. 714 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,111 Mmh. 715 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,820 * 716 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,757 Whoa. 717 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:51,230 Yeah, my sister's just a little upset with me right now. 718 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:52,731 Now, what would a pretty lady like you 719 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:55,467 do to piss off her own flesh and blood? 720 00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:00,372 I killed our mother three hours ago. 721 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:02,974 * 722 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,926 * 723 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,027 [Hutch] How's scumbag? 724 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,163 Jealous hubby shoot him yet? 725 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,731 What, Roxy? 726 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,233 He left. 727 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:30,302 He went out in this to take his piece of ass home. 728 00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:32,070 Oh, Christ. He didn't take Lis out in this? 729 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:34,106 No! He left her home! 730 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,307 Alone! 731 00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:36,308 Hutch, you've got to get me home. 732 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,076 All right, wait, Roxy. Calm down. 733 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,578 No, no, no, no. Look. 734 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,912 What if somebody breaks in? 735 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,381 Or, what if the power goes out? 736 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,583 Or, what if she falls and she needs me? 737 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,818 Hutch, you've got a four-wheel drive. You've got to get me home now. 738 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,054 Okay, Roxanne, Roxanne, calm down, shh, listen to me. 739 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,322 Listen to me. 740 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:51,590 If I could take you home, I would. 741 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:52,491 You know that. 742 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:54,160 But we're stuck here. Okay? 743 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:56,128 So let's take this one thing at a time. 744 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:58,430 First off she's not a baby. She's ten. 745 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,632 - She's just a little girl. - Wait, wait. Shh. 746 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,968 And she's a smart ten. She's clever. Self-reliant. 747 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,436 You raised her that way. 748 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,504 Didn't you tell me just last week 749 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,273 that she made dinner for both of you? 750 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:08,607 That doesn't mean that she's equipped 751 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,642 to deal with a blizzard. - Wait. She is. Listen. 752 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,978 Second. No one's breaking in. 753 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:15,581 If we can't get to her, neither can anyone else. 754 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,250 Does she have a fire going? Lots of wood? 755 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:22,354 But the pipes are frozen. 756 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,190 What does she have in the fridge to drink? 757 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,492 Juice boxes. A dozen or so. 758 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,961 Well, sh-she's in better shape than we are. 759 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,263 Okay? 760 00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:35,367 - Okay. - All right. Don't worry. 761 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,570 Hey, with any luck, 762 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,339 he'll freeze to death out there. 763 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,242 That'd be nice. 764 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,410 [chuckling] 765 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,846 No! No! 766 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:49,981 No! 767 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:52,284 [slow blues song playing quietly *] 768 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:59,291 I think the demon's coming out to play. 769 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,197 All my life I was supposed to be a priest. 770 00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:08,867 And I took on all the thorny issues. 771 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:13,071 Sold the church's position with vigor. 772 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,773 Traditional families. 773 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,543 No gays. 774 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:22,248 No atheists. Women in their place. 775 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:25,917 No unclean thoughts. Certainly no impure actions. 776 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:30,055 The infallibility of the clergy. 777 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,023 Not a club I want to be part of. 778 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:33,259 See? 779 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,627 That's the issue. 780 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,900 It used to be... an exclusive club. 781 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,070 And then he came along. 782 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,906 -Your demon? -No! The Pope! 783 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,641 See, now that dude? I like him. 784 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,843 Of course you do! Everybody does! 785 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,212 But he's messing it all up... 786 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:58,484 ...with all of that... accept everyone... 787 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:02,087 ...and love everyone. 788 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:09,661 It goes against everything I've ever been taught. 789 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:15,000 Tell me, Father. About how many of these altar boys you done-- 790 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,902 Blow it out your ass! 791 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:20,105 [Female lawyer, laughing] Good for you, Father. 792 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:25,043 So... how did you end up... here? 793 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:33,018 I was about to deliver my sermon last... Sunday... 794 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,820 ...and... 795 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,524 ...I realized that... 796 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:43,529 ...I didn't know what to say. 797 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,532 And... 798 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:49,901 How... 799 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:54,506 So I got in my car... 800 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,442 ...and... 801 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,577 ...drove for two days. 802 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,715 And I feel I should keep driving... 803 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:06,318 ...until God shows me the answer. 804 00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:08,587 * 805 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,256 How do you know... 806 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:15,060 ...that your answer isn't right here? 807 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,495 Maybe... 808 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:19,130 Maybe this is exactly... 809 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:22,934 ...where your God wants you to be. 810 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,642 You've got to be frigging kidding me. 811 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:32,644 Honey. 812 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,613 Sweetie, are you finished with your theological tag 813 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,648 with the schizophrenic priest here? 814 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,384 I really wanna get out of here. 815 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:41,387 Sweetness... we can't leave. 816 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:46,024 I forgot the chains for the motorcycle. 817 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:49,327 Typical! I have to remember everything! 818 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,364 As always, I'm truly sorry. 819 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,068 Ladies room, please? 820 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,404 I wouldn't know. 821 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,105 You're the first lady we've had in here. 822 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:01,740 - Aw. - All right, all right. 823 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,208 [giggles] 824 00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:06,277 [no music playing] 825 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,250 Looks in order. 826 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:13,785 At least for you. 827 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,622 What do you mean at least for me? 828 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,258 Your ex is getting the shaft, you know? 829 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,395 Isn't that the point? 830 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,964 Why does he only get to see your daughter 831 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,032 every other Sunday? 832 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,736 Because I'm the mom and he's the douche-nozzle. 833 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:33,605 Doesn't matter. She's still his family. 834 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:38,009 His family he conveniently forgets 835 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,946 every time he feels like screwing around. 836 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:44,249 So, I'm guessing we really don't matter that much. 837 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,219 It would kill me... 838 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,856 ...to only see my kids every other weekend. 839 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,624 - Really? - Yeah. 840 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:04,135 [bluesy rock song begins *] 841 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,406 [imitating lightsaber sounds] 842 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,708 [groans] 843 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,909 [Hutch] Hey DR! 844 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,444 You gonna purge the demon, make up with your girl, 845 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:13,512 or get back to the game? 846 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:17,048 Hey, you touch my balls, I'll break your stick. 847 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,118 That was uncalled for. 848 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,888 [imitating lightsaber noises] 849 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:23,755 Ooh! 850 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:27,225 [muffled music playing *] 851 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,101 You know I'm trying, right babe? 852 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:37,035 Have you even bothered 853 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,137 calling that therapist I asked you to do? 854 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,271 Not exactly. 855 00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,907 How do you expect to be on my plane of understanding 856 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,274 if you won't get counseling? 857 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:46,144 My plane of understanding is flying as level as ever. 858 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,513 Oh God, DR. 859 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,147 How many times do I have to tell you, 860 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,917 we are all blind to our own issues? 861 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,987 Is this your passive aggressive way of ending our relationship? 862 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,155 [DR] No! I just want to go back 863 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,290 to when passive aggressive was our favorite position. 864 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,527 And I just want you to catch up to me! 865 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,994 To mature with me! 866 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,863 And to get me out of this shit hole of a bar! 867 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,198 Babe, if I can be honest with you... 868 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,102 I think I'm about as caught up as I'm ever gonna get. 869 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,638 And we ain't going anywhere. 870 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,506 We're stuck here in this storm. 871 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:17,142 Fine. 872 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,811 If you won't take me home, 873 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:22,080 I will find someone that will. 874 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:33,424 You ever do anything dumb for love? 875 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,459 Not yet. 876 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:36,795 But the night is still young. 877 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,164 * 878 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,166 Hi. 879 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:42,568 I'm Autumn. 880 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,277 [Autumn] It's a shame about this storm, isn't it? 881 00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:56,582 You know, when it gets cold like this, my nipples-- 882 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,983 With all due respect, 883 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,052 do I look like I need another slut in my life? 884 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:09,394 [sad country song playing *] 885 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:11,496 Mind if I bother you, Father? 886 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,232 Sit. 887 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:21,106 If there are any demons inside me... 888 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:24,910 ...they've surely passed out by now. 889 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:27,345 [no music playing] 890 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,316 My mother was a God-loving woman. 891 00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:34,620 Prayed all the time. 892 00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:38,123 Like she and God were on a first name basis. 893 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,191 "Well, God," she'd say... 894 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,161 "What should I make for dinner?" 895 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,464 Or, "Hey, God... 896 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:49,167 [laughing] ...what's good on TV?" 897 00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:54,372 Past tense? 898 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:57,342 She died today. 899 00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:01,947 I guess... technically yesterday. 900 00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:05,216 I'm sorry. 901 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,319 She had a massive stroke. 902 00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:10,922 [melancholy instrumental music playing *] 903 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,160 I gave God... 904 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:19,130 ...one month to speak on her behalf. 905 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:23,101 To say something, one little thing, anything, 906 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:25,570 that she was still in there. 907 00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:28,740 But nothing. 908 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:35,180 She had a living will that said... 909 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,084 ...she didn't want to be kept alive. 910 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:42,420 Sounds like she knew what she wanted. 911 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,189 She did. 912 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,724 So... 913 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,761 ...one month to the day... 914 00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:55,266 ...I made the decision. 915 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,975 And now your sister blames you. 916 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:09,014 She knows it's what Mama wanted. 917 00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:14,986 She's just looking for one more crime to pin on me. 918 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,655 But I did the right thing. I know I did. 919 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:19,858 Didn't I? I know I did. 920 00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:22,227 Why did God do that? 921 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:25,096 Why didn't He say anything to me? 922 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,564 Why didn't He talk? 923 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,900 It's okay. It's okay. 924 00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:33,404 You know what I think? 925 00:44:36,574 --> 00:44:38,777 I think your mama... 926 00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:42,881 ...went straight to heaven... a month ago. 927 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,686 And she's been looking at you ever since... 928 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,423 ...and wondering... 929 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:56,494 ...what are you so afraid of down here? 930 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:02,100 I bet if she were here... 931 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:06,137 ...your mama would tell you... 932 00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:08,774 ...to go find yourself some happiness. 933 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:20,986 And stop worrying about everybody else. 934 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,956 Yeah. 935 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,928 You know what, Father? 936 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:33,164 You're not so possessed after all. 937 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,601 - [Priest] Oh! - [Murray] Whoops! 938 00:45:36,634 --> 00:45:37,869 [Hutch] The hell's going on, Murr? 939 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:39,270 [Murray] I... 940 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:41,973 I might have scheduled the power to be turned off. 941 00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:43,574 [all groaning] 942 00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:46,377 [Murray] I was expecting to close at eight! 943 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,779 [Hutch] You got a flashlight? 944 00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:48,914 Roxanne] They're probably packed. 945 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:50,782 [Hutch] All right, everybody! Back to the boxes! 946 00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:52,784 [talking over each other] - Oh, jeez. Come on. - Great! 947 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:55,320 [stomp] - Ow! God damnit! - Sorry! Sorry! 948 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,587 - This is ridiculous. - Be careful! 949 00:45:56,621 --> 00:45:59,791 [Murray] I've got a lamp down here somewhere. 950 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:03,461 [Nando] Hey! I think I found some more chocolate churros! 951 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:05,330 [Murray] Hey! Put those away! 952 00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,764 I mean that! I'm serious! 953 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:08,433 [Nando, mouth full] I'm not eating them! 954 00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:10,368 [Skip] I found something that has a switch! 955 00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:11,870 [power tool running] Ho-ho-ho! 956 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,571 [laughter] 957 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,106 [Autumn] Keep that away from me! 958 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,208 [laughter] 959 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:18,143 [click] 960 00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:19,310 [Murray] Come on, come on! Put it-- 961 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:20,812 [dance music playing *] 962 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:23,248 - There we go. - God damnit! 963 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,518 Have you been eavesdropping again? 964 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,955 Fuck no. I have super Marine hearing. 965 00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:31,589 [Roxanne] Of course you do. 966 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:34,125 Just one question. Why even get a fucking divorce? 967 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:37,028 Just let me pop a cap in his ass. 968 00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:40,198 You know, I'm stunned they let you play with guns. 969 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,432 It's easy. 970 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,534 Bam-bam. Two to the head. 971 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:46,704 And you would do that for little old me? 972 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,339 It'll cost you. 973 00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:50,475 [Roxanne] And let me guess, you don't want money. 974 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:53,178 Oh, seven minutes in heaven, baby. 975 00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,712 Win-win. 976 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,148 See, with my luck, 977 00:46:57,182 --> 00:46:59,517 you'd give me the herps, and you'd put him in a coma 978 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:02,553 so I'd have to spend the next 50 years wiping his ass. 979 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:03,621 So, no thanks. 980 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,257 I'll take my chances with divorce. 981 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,362 [slow country song playing *] 982 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:15,733 Listen. 983 00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:18,436 This blizzard has everyone on edge. 984 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,774 I was in the ladies room and, hey... 985 00:47:23,808 --> 00:47:25,877 ...that counter is still there. 986 00:47:25,911 --> 00:47:27,378 Sturdy as ever. 987 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:33,218 Look, I can't risk this. 988 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:37,522 I may not be sure about my wife, but... 989 00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:39,457 ...I love my kids. 990 00:47:41,726 --> 00:47:43,995 Come on, it doesn't have to be a big deal. 991 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:47,498 I'm trying to say sorry. 992 00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:50,902 I'm sorry too. 993 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:53,571 Thank you. 994 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,242 Sorry I ever fell for your flirting. 995 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,817 Thing is, comrade... 996 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,819 ...after a year, 997 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:12,223 the second wife sounds exactly like the first. 998 00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,858 Yeah. 999 00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:18,997 [music fades out] 1000 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:20,565 Excuse me everyone! [clanging on bottle] 1001 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:21,799 Everyone! 1002 00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:26,637 It's now two AM and the bar is officially closed. 1003 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:28,573 - [Murray] Yay! - No, no, no. 1004 00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:30,475 Although I'm sure Murray's gonna stay open 1005 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:31,742 until the plow comes. 1006 00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:33,678 Yeah, screw that! Everyone out! 1007 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:35,846 [laughter] 1008 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,317 I'd like to offer one last toast to Murray's karaoke bar! 1009 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:42,053 To Murray. 1010 00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:44,956 May life in the sun 1011 00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:47,692 offer you slightly less angst than this place. 1012 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:50,028 Oh, hear, hear. - I'll drink to that. 1013 00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:52,430 [cheers, applause] 1014 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,565 - [Nando] Speech! - [all] Speech! 1015 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:55,967 Let's hear it, you old fuck! 1016 00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:57,468 - Speech! Speech! - Oh, jeez, no. 1017 00:48:57,502 --> 00:49:00,838 Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 1018 00:49:00,871 --> 00:49:02,273 Most of you I don't even know 1019 00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:05,443 and to be honest, I don't ever care to know! 1020 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,279 Especially Autumn here. Talks more than my last two wives combined. 1021 00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:10,348 [laughter] 1022 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:15,720 For those of you I do know... like, uh, like Hutch here. 1023 00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:20,291 I've tried to get rid of... since day one, and... 1024 00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:23,794 And Roxy, who started working here when she was what? 1025 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:25,096 19? 1026 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:28,333 - 20. - [Murray] 20. 1027 00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:30,501 Should have quit on the day you started. 1028 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:32,070 [chuckling] 1029 00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:36,907 Oh, maybe I'll think of you... down the road. 1030 00:49:36,941 --> 00:49:39,244 [laughing] Yeah. 1031 00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:41,846 But... 1032 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,781 [chuckles] 1033 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:49,154 Look, there's someone here tonight I've known since... 1034 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:53,391 ...since third grade. Someone who's always been there for me. 1035 00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:55,160 Until I fucked everything up. 1036 00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:56,694 [forced chuckle] 1037 00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:03,168 Oh, Bennett, I'm a-- I'm a card-carrying asshole. 1038 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:05,470 I should have stayed away from her. 1039 00:50:07,405 --> 00:50:09,474 I'll take that regret to my grave. 1040 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,044 I hope someday you'll forgive me. 1041 00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:19,650 [sighs] Oh... 1042 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,018 What the hell? 1043 00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:23,754 Drinks on the house 'til the plows come home! 1044 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:26,091 [all cheering] 1045 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:28,693 Everything except my Jameson! 1046 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:30,128 [chuckles] 1047 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,266 [Bennett] I can sing the woman's part, 'cause I can harmonize. 1048 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:36,767 [Priest] No. No, no. I'm gonna do the woman. 1049 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:37,802 I mean, you know... 1050 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,470 You don't have to do that. You sure? 1051 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,239 - Yeah! - I don't think you can do that. 1052 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:42,740 I think I can. 1053 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:44,875 I think I've done a woman before. 1054 00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:46,277 Well... 1055 00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:49,780 - You don't mean that. - No, I don't mean that. 1056 00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:50,981 So you gonna be okay with that? 1057 00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:53,651 [Priest, growling] I'm gonna do the woman's voice! 1058 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:55,486 - What? - Nothing. 1059 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,455 [Priest and Bennett] * ...and I've rambled 1060 00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:59,957 * and I've rodeoed around 1061 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:01,559 Woohoo! 1062 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:07,798 * I never once thought of settling down * 1063 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:13,771 * But darling, the moment I laid eyes on you * 1064 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:15,072 - Don't look at me. - Okay. 1065 00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:17,608 That's fairly messed up. 1066 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:19,677 * ...through... 1067 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:20,811 Oh, yeah. 1068 00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:28,453 * Let's ride into the sunset together * 1069 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:30,655 [Danice] She doesn't want him. 1070 00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:32,323 [DR] He doesn't want her. 1071 00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:34,592 Trust the voice of experience on that one. 1072 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:36,794 * ...when the day is through... * 1073 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,963 Sometimes... 1074 00:51:38,996 --> 00:51:42,032 ...you just get tired of the fight, you know? 1075 00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:44,802 Yeah, I know. 1076 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,771 [Bennett] Oh, that's nice. 1077 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:51,442 [yodeling in harmony *] 1078 00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:12,530 Yee! 1079 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:13,464 [Bennett] All right! 1080 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:14,932 Oh, Neilie. 1081 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,734 Telephone. 1082 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:17,968 Uh-oh. 1083 00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:20,137 Oh boy. Here we go. 1084 00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:21,672 [Dawn] It's your wife. 1085 00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:23,574 She'd like to hear your explanation 1086 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:26,544 for why you're snowed in at a shit hole bar with me 1087 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:31,382 instead... of being in San Diego at a conference. 1088 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:33,551 [silence] 1089 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,492 Oh man, that shit is fucked up. 1090 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:43,394 Sure is. 1091 00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:44,662 He fucking gets busted cheating, 1092 00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,897 doesn't even get his fucking knob polished. 1093 00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:49,200 - Oh, fuck! - Ew. 1094 00:52:49,234 --> 00:52:53,238 [quiet, slow rock song playing *] 1095 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,873 Hi, sweetie. 1096 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:02,813 [Female lawyer and DR conversing quietly] 1097 00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:06,116 - Hi. - Hi. 1098 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:10,187 A little birdie told me you're a lawyer. 1099 00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:12,523 Yes. Same little birdie told me you'd need some help 1100 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,592 looking over divorce papers. 1101 00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,867 I don't have a lot of money. 1102 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,503 Fine. I'll make it pro bono. 1103 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,905 Sounds dirty, but it means free. 1104 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,475 Really? 1105 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:32,843 * 1106 00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:35,012 Thank you. 1107 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:36,481 So sweet. 1108 00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:43,488 I cannot believe how attractive you are. 1109 00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,089 Me? 1110 00:53:45,122 --> 00:53:47,392 What are you doing? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 1111 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:50,728 Whoa, whoa. Uh, this is... 1112 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:52,897 This is not happenin'. 1113 00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,499 Am I losing my touch? 1114 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:55,800 There's not a single man in this bar 1115 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:58,102 that finds me attractive. 1116 00:53:58,135 --> 00:54:01,472 Nuh-uh. The brown one. 1117 00:54:01,506 --> 00:54:02,873 This one? 1118 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,375 Yeah. 1119 00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,312 It's signed Paula. Do you care? 1120 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:08,479 Nuh-uh. 1121 00:54:08,513 --> 00:54:09,947 It could be signed by OJ Simpson. 1122 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,116 As long as it saves me 40 dollars at Vicky's, 1123 00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:13,618 I don't give a damn. 1124 00:54:13,651 --> 00:54:16,487 [country song playing *] 1125 00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:19,824 You have a girlfriend! I knew it! 1126 00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:20,758 Look. 1127 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:24,128 She doesn't need to know a thing. 1128 00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:26,964 No one needs to know... except DR. 1129 00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:30,034 * 1130 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,848 I don't want to have sex with you 1131 00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,883 and I don't have to justify it! 1132 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,284 All right? 1133 00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:50,087 Just fess up! You have a girlfriend! 1134 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,221 No. 1135 00:54:51,255 --> 00:54:52,990 -A wife? -No! 1136 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,525 Are you attracted to your mother? 1137 00:54:54,559 --> 00:54:55,460 No. 1138 00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:56,827 Are you attracted to your father? 1139 00:54:56,861 --> 00:54:58,162 Fuck no. 1140 00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:00,331 Can you get it up? 1141 00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:03,668 I can get it up... just fine. 1142 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,703 Well, clearly you're not gay. 1143 00:55:05,736 --> 00:55:08,305 I mean, I have an excellent gaydar. 1144 00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:12,743 * 1145 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,346 That didn't go well. 1146 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,015 [Autumn] You are gay? 1147 00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:19,450 Really?! 1148 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:21,952 Are you sure? 1149 00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,289 Very. 1150 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,791 [Autumn] Get out! 1151 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,959 Get the hell out of here! 1152 00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:33,731 Neither did that. 1153 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,534 [gasping] 1154 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,102 No. 1155 00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:40,104 [breathing heavily] 1156 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,239 I deny these feelings. 1157 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,441 I don't own this. 1158 00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:46,043 Just making sure you're still okay! 1159 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:48,979 Sorry I woke you up. 1160 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,617 And neither will this. 1161 00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,356 I'll take it from here. 1162 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:00,825 Okay! 1163 00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:03,861 Any signs of your daddy yet? 1164 00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,363 [Autumn] * I got your machine 1165 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:08,833 * after only two rings again 1166 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,702 I'm sure he'll be home soon. 1167 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:13,438 Go back to sleep, baby. 1168 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:15,673 I love you! 1169 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,675 [Autumn] It's bullshit! 1170 00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:21,412 * You're not with your friends * 1171 00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:26,316 * 'cause you ain't got any 1172 00:56:26,350 --> 00:56:29,620 * Did you finally get a job, baby? * 1173 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:32,389 * Hmm, not likely 1174 00:56:32,423 --> 00:56:35,793 [thumping pop music *] 1175 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:38,996 * Who are you without me? * 1176 00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:42,299 Sometimes, it's just not worth the fight. 1177 00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:46,737 * I'll tell you what I see, you ignorant pig * 1178 00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:48,939 * You're letting me down 1179 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,340 Kids? 1180 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,510 Two. 1181 00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:55,212 Ouch. 1182 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,581 * You don't even know 1183 00:56:56,614 --> 00:57:00,551 * Don't try to hold on 'cause I'm letting you go * 1184 00:57:00,585 --> 00:57:02,286 * You ignorant pig 1185 00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:03,754 * DR 1186 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,591 * It's best you come clean 1187 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,526 * 1188 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:12,597 * Just tell me everything 1189 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,633 * Whatever's been happening 1190 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:19,136 * Yeah, I'm listening 1191 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:26,511 * Oh really, It's nothing? * 1192 00:57:27,812 --> 00:57:29,213 DR! 1193 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,284 DR, stop acting so childish. 1194 00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:36,453 You're just doing this for attention. 1195 00:57:36,487 --> 00:57:39,256 * 1196 00:57:41,526 --> 00:57:44,261 I'll make out with that slut over there. 1197 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,430 And you watch. 1198 00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:48,098 Excuse me? 1199 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:53,137 * Taking calls in the next room * 1200 00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:55,239 * You're as subtle as a typhoon * 1201 00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:57,374 [Skip] Oh, fucking yeah! 1202 00:57:58,308 --> 00:57:59,610 If she did that three nights a week, 1203 00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:01,612 I'd keep this joint open. 1204 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:07,685 * 1205 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,888 * You're offing up big, you don't even know * 1206 00:58:10,921 --> 00:58:11,922 [Skip] Fuck, yeah! 1207 00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:14,024 * 1208 00:58:19,396 --> 00:58:20,731 [song ends] 1209 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:22,533 [door slams] 1210 00:58:23,768 --> 00:58:25,570 Ten bucks says she's back within ten seconds. 1211 00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:28,405 Oh, I don't know. She was really pissed off. 1212 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:29,840 You're on. 1213 00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:31,876 - You're on. - Nine. 1214 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:33,944 - Really? You guys are betting on this? - Eight. 1215 00:58:33,978 --> 00:58:35,412 Seven. 1216 00:58:35,445 --> 00:58:36,814 Six. 1217 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:37,782 Five. 1218 00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:41,719 [all] Four, three, two, one! 1219 00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:43,187 [door bursts open] [all exclaiming] 1220 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,255 [all grumbling] 1221 00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:47,357 [Nando] Does she work for you or something? 1222 00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:48,893 Fuck you! 1223 00:58:48,926 --> 00:58:51,729 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 1224 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:56,066 [crying] 1225 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:58,836 [blues song playing quietly *] 1226 00:59:01,672 --> 00:59:02,740 Fuck you all! 1227 00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:07,244 And you are an anal retentive commitment phobia 1228 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:10,380 that's bigger than this bar's inadequacy complex. 1229 00:59:10,414 --> 00:59:13,751 And you, you passive-aggressive ass-clown 1230 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,086 who thinks he's into doing dudes. 1231 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,755 But your real problem is... 1232 00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:19,323 ...that you are in denial 1233 00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:21,558 about your heterosexual desires. 1234 00:59:21,592 --> 00:59:23,227 And if you think for one second 1235 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,295 that I actually wanted to jump on you... 1236 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,765 - ...all I wanted was a ride home! - Shut up! 1237 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:30,735 Shut shut the fuck up! 1238 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:31,936 Jesus! 1239 00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:37,808 * 1240 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:47,451 [quietly] Oh, shit. 1241 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:52,456 Well done. 1242 00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:54,091 [laughing] 1243 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:57,027 Just hang on there, cowboy. 1244 00:59:58,696 --> 01:00:00,097 Are you a butt bandit? 1245 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:03,300 [Nando] I, uh... 1246 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,702 [Skip] Is it true? 1247 01:00:06,403 --> 01:00:08,338 - Yes. - I knew it! 1248 01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:10,574 I fucking knew it! 1249 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,677 -You knew? -Yeah, baby! 1250 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:16,180 Two hundred bones. Who's your fucking daddy? 1251 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:17,514 You fucking knew? 1252 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,116 Knew? Fuck yeah! 1253 01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:20,284 I had a bet going with the guys. 1254 01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:22,352 And they just fucking lost! 1255 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:25,255 You are such a fucking asshole. 1256 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:26,523 Ugh! 1257 01:00:26,556 --> 01:00:28,058 How many times you watch me in the shower? 1258 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:30,127 You know you want me. 1259 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,361 Never, bro. 1260 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:32,496 You're not my type. 1261 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,631 What? I'm fucking everybody's type. 1262 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:37,802 Isn't that right, ladies? You all fucking want me! 1263 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:39,904 [Nando snickering] 1264 01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:42,072 Fuck... 1265 01:00:42,707 --> 01:00:44,341 My first gay friend. 1266 01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:48,212 I gotta insta this shit. 1267 01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:49,747 Boom. 1268 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,582 So, uh... 1269 01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,118 You with anybody? 1270 01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:57,187 Yeah. 1271 01:00:57,221 --> 01:00:59,389 Marco, for seven months now. 1272 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:00,657 Yeah. 1273 01:01:00,691 --> 01:01:02,059 Wait... Ew, gross. 1274 01:01:02,092 --> 01:01:04,361 Marco from the auto pool? 1275 01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:05,796 That dude's fucking bent? 1276 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:07,397 Ugh, I knew it! 1277 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,566 No. 1278 01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,402 Marco your brother. 1279 01:01:15,372 --> 01:01:16,774 No way is my brother fucking queer! 1280 01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:18,242 I will fucking kill you! 1281 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,778 He hit on me first! He hit on me! 1282 01:01:20,811 --> 01:01:22,346 He hit on me! 1283 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:23,981 Fuck! My brother's not gay! 1284 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,616 At your family picnic, man! I'm sorry! 1285 01:01:26,650 --> 01:01:29,553 In my parents' house? I will fucking kill you! 1286 01:01:29,586 --> 01:01:31,055 You invited me, man! 1287 01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:33,824 You need to sit the hell down. 1288 01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:35,092 You tried to set me up with your sister, man. 1289 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,894 How is this any fucking different? 1290 01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,229 I think now would be a good time to stop talking. 1291 01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:40,597 Come on. Sit down. 1292 01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:44,268 We played with army men together. 1293 01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:46,103 [groans] 1294 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:48,739 [sobs] 1295 01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:51,275 [slow blues song playing *] 1296 01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:14,999 [music stops] 1297 01:02:15,032 --> 01:02:17,101 [Murray] God damnit. 1298 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,636 [Yolanda lets out a groaning cry] 1299 01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:22,973 [Yolanda cries out] 1300 01:02:23,007 --> 01:02:24,241 What's wrong? 1301 01:02:24,274 --> 01:02:25,642 It's coming! 1302 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:28,145 - What's coming? - [Neil] The snowplow? 1303 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,948 No! The baby! 1304 01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,582 [all] What baby? 1305 01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,418 What was that? 1306 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:37,421 I didn't tell you on account of... 1307 01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:38,755 ...I knew you'd be mad. 1308 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:41,058 Mad?! Ya think?! 1309 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:43,460 Danice, don't leave me! 1310 01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:44,862 All right, everyone just relax. 1311 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,297 Most first labors take like 8 to 10 hours. 1312 01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:48,665 We got plenty of time. 1313 01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:50,600 [Autumn] You know, you really are a cold lady, 1314 01:02:50,634 --> 01:02:53,270 shutting your sister out when she's this vulnerable? 1315 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:55,639 Her hiding it clearly shows that she is not ready 1316 01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:57,674 for the responsibility of her first child. 1317 01:02:57,707 --> 01:03:00,477 It's not her first. It's her third. 1318 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:03,047 And the last one came in 45 minutes. 1319 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,115 You deceitful slut! 1320 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:07,517 - Shut up! - Okay, okay, okay. 1321 01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:10,654 Roxy! 911. It's worth a shot. 1322 01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:11,655 I'm on it. 1323 01:03:11,688 --> 01:03:13,290 Hey, hey! Come here, come here. Look. 1324 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,059 Your sister's got issues. 1325 01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:17,862 Hell, she's got an entire subscription. 1326 01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,096 [laughs] 1327 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,564 Right now, right now... 1328 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:22,299 ...we just need to get that baby out of her safely. 1329 01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:24,001 Okay? All right? 1330 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:25,369 We'll get her through this, 1331 01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:26,837 and then we'll take care of the rest later. 1332 01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:28,538 All right? Come on. 1333 01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:31,108 - Sissy? - Danice! 1334 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,442 Shh. 1335 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:33,944 I'm here, sissy. 1336 01:03:33,978 --> 01:03:36,113 DR, get her up on the stage. Lay her down. 1337 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,181 - You got it, bro. - Help Danice keep her calm. 1338 01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:38,883 You're okay, honey. 1339 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:41,852 Adultery Guy, boil some water. 1340 01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:44,154 Naked Girl, try to find some scissors. 1341 01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:46,656 Hey, don't think you can bark your orders at me. 1342 01:03:46,690 --> 01:03:48,993 Go get some fucking scissors! 1343 01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:51,361 Uh, Nasty Chick, get some ice. 1344 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:53,797 Bring the bucket in case all that beer comes back up. 1345 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,500 Homophobe, blankets, pillows if you can find them. 1346 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,269 - I gotta make a phone call. - I got it. I got it. I got it. 1347 01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:00,637 In the boxes. 1348 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,607 [Yolanda] Them demons in him! And he'll give my baby the gay! 1349 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,741 [Murray] In the box, in the box. 1350 01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:06,877 Nando, pillows, and sheets, and blankets. 1351 01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:08,712 As many as you can find. 1352 01:04:08,745 --> 01:04:10,814 And Father... - Yeah. 1353 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,816 ...a prayer, if you please. 1354 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:15,819 Come on. Turn her around. Bring her to me. 1355 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:18,388 Turn her around towards me. 1356 01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:20,057 All right. Turn her around. 1357 01:04:20,090 --> 01:04:22,226 [Yolanda whimpering] 1358 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,227 Just breathe. 1359 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:24,761 Thank you. 1360 01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:27,932 No, this time isn't about my husband! 1361 01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:31,001 We have a woman giving birth! 1362 01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:32,436 Soon! 1363 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,806 [Yolanda grunts] 1364 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,976 DR, how's everything on the top half? 1365 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:40,177 It's good. 1366 01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:43,647 DR, the hell that mean? 1367 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,615 Doctor, of course. 1368 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:46,951 Okay. 1369 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:49,353 They're not gonna make it. They're not coming. 1370 01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:51,888 Okay. That's okay. That's okay. 1371 01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:53,490 We're doing just fine. 1372 01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:56,126 Okay, but it's been, like... 10 years. 1373 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,562 At least I have done this before, though. 1374 01:04:58,595 --> 01:04:59,829 Me too. 1375 01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:01,165 [Roxanne] Since when do you have kids? 1376 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:02,599 I don't. 1377 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:04,134 [Roxanne] Then how do you know so much? 1378 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:05,635 [Hutch] There's an app for that. 1379 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:06,836 [Roxanne] Seriously? 1380 01:05:06,870 --> 01:05:10,007 Roxy... I'm a nurse. 1381 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,141 [Yolanda] No shit? 1382 01:05:11,175 --> 01:05:12,977 No shit. Keep breathing. 1383 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:14,578 Wow. 1384 01:05:14,611 --> 01:05:15,545 Okay. 1385 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,515 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where you going? 1386 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:19,416 You don't need me. 1387 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:22,386 Yeah. I need you. With me. 1388 01:05:23,087 --> 01:05:24,888 Shh. 1389 01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:27,091 Okay, okay. 1390 01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:29,493 I'd say you're about eight centimeters dilated. 1391 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:30,627 Two centimeters to go. 1392 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:31,895 You two staying over here? 1393 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:35,932 I never go south of the border without a passport. 1394 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:39,303 Definitely out of my jurisdiction. 1395 01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:41,871 [singing the melody of "La Bamba"] 1396 01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:44,508 I want you guys to know, just... 1397 01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:47,211 It really... - Hey! 1398 01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:51,215 Nobody gives a shit. 1399 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:54,951 Evidently, the Pope thinks I shouldn't either. 1400 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,886 [laughing] 1401 01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:00,724 No, it's just... 1402 01:06:02,226 --> 01:06:03,994 It's just what Autumn said. 1403 01:06:04,028 --> 01:06:05,362 You know? 1404 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,297 It's not like I'm, whatever- 1405 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:09,299 like I'm some closet case. 1406 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,301 Or in denial. 1407 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:12,469 Right? 1408 01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:14,704 I'm proud of being a Marine. 1409 01:06:14,738 --> 01:06:16,706 And I'm proud to be gay! 1410 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:17,741 All right? 1411 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:20,010 If anyone's got a problem with that-- 1412 01:06:20,044 --> 01:06:22,146 Hey, hey, hey. I'm proud of you too. 1413 01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:24,381 But check this place out. 1414 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:25,682 All right? 1415 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:27,751 You know who comes in here? 1416 01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:29,753 Bikers. Rednecks. 1417 01:06:30,754 --> 01:06:33,057 People who basically would make politicians 1418 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,125 look morally virtuous. 1419 01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:38,528 So, in the morning... 1420 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:42,499 ...the plows are gonna clear off the roads... 1421 01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:44,501 ...and you're gonna be free. 1422 01:06:44,534 --> 01:06:45,902 Outta here. 1423 01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:49,073 So like I said... 1424 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:51,708 Who gives a shit? 1425 01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:56,380 - Danice? - Yes, baby? 1426 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:58,548 I'm sorry I said you killed Mama. 1427 01:06:58,582 --> 01:07:01,485 [sweet country song playing *] 1428 01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:03,987 It's okay. 1429 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,057 I knew she didn't want to be hooked up to no machines, 1430 01:07:07,091 --> 01:07:09,025 but I was just pissed... 1431 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:11,961 ...'cause you was always her favorite. 1432 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,431 No. 1433 01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:16,032 She didn't. 1434 01:07:16,066 --> 01:07:18,568 Are you kidding me? She liked you the best. 1435 01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:21,105 - Nuh-uh. - Yuh-huh. 1436 01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:22,906 You were her baby. 1437 01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:24,408 You were her favorite from the moment 1438 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:27,511 she pushed your way into this world. 1439 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:28,812 Really? 1440 01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:30,614 Really, really. 1441 01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:31,915 [groans forcefully] 1442 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,651 Okay. They're comin' faster now. 1443 01:07:34,684 --> 01:07:35,552 Danice... 1444 01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:39,123 You know I'm not made to stay home with no babies, right? 1445 01:07:39,156 --> 01:07:40,290 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 1446 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,626 You gonna help me with this one too. 1447 01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:44,528 Right? [whimpers] 1448 01:07:45,162 --> 01:07:47,097 Right? - [DR] Shh, shh. 1449 01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:48,298 Shh, shh, hey. 1450 01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:50,066 Why don't we just worry about having this one first? 1451 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:51,201 Okay? 1452 01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:53,637 [Yolanda groans forcefully] 1453 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:55,139 Now it's time to start working. 1454 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:57,006 What the fuck you think I've been doin'? 1455 01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:00,110 Okay, next contraction, I need you to push. 1456 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:02,011 Roxy, try the ambulance again, okay? 1457 01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:03,647 And bring me a bucket for the placenta. 1458 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,482 We have to save it for the paramedics. 1459 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:07,817 Okay? And push! Push! 1460 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,953 There you go. Good girl. Good, good, good. 1461 01:08:09,986 --> 01:08:11,855 [Yolanda grunting] 1462 01:08:11,888 --> 01:08:13,890 [upbeat folk music playing quietly *] 1463 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,366 Reminds me of my second. 1464 01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:24,934 We almost didn't make it. 1465 01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:29,506 And I thought we would deliver him by the side of the road. 1466 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:30,907 Marco, are you there? 1467 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,209 Pick up. 1468 01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:35,812 I'm sitting here wondering where I fucked up. 1469 01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:37,046 Was it the time we crossed swords, 1470 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,748 peeing in the backyard? 1471 01:08:44,488 --> 01:08:46,390 I shouldn't have called your wife. 1472 01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:48,292 [Yolanda groaning] 1473 01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:50,460 And I shouldn't fire you on Monday. 1474 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:51,661 [Hutch] Breathe. 1475 01:08:51,695 --> 01:08:54,097 But I guess we all do what we gotta do, huh? 1476 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,932 [Yolanda squealing] 1477 01:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,403 Is it because I always call you my bitch? 1478 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:07,777 Is it that time that I dressed you up like a little girl? 1479 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,479 Wait, that would fucking make me gay. 1480 01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:10,947 Dude. Whatever. 1481 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,482 Just call me back, dude. Okay? 1482 01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:13,717 I can fucking talk you out of it. 1483 01:09:16,953 --> 01:09:19,223 [slow folk song playing quietly *] 1484 01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:25,762 [Yolanda grunting] 1485 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,735 [Skip] You don't wanna watch the joy of birth? 1486 01:09:34,704 --> 01:09:35,972 Yeah. 1487 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,974 Right after I shave my head with a cheese grater. 1488 01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:42,212 Too many fucked-up people in this world 1489 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:43,513 to bring another one in, right? 1490 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:44,981 Yeah. 1491 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:48,151 I know someone who's already brought in two kids too many. 1492 01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:51,621 What you did with the phone was brave. 1493 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,359 Brave? 1494 01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:57,126 Guy couldn't make up his mind. 1495 01:09:57,927 --> 01:09:59,296 You did it for him. 1496 01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:01,164 [Hutch] Push! There you go. Good girl! Good girl! 1497 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,301 And breathe. 1498 01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:07,804 Can I ask you a favor? 1499 01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:12,141 It'll cost you. 1500 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,716 [inaudible whispering] 1501 01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:26,189 It's risky. 1502 01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:29,192 I'm gonna need hazardous duty pay. 1503 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,997 There's a sturdy counter in the bathroom. 1504 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,299 Copy that. 1505 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:47,711 [Yolanda grunts] 1506 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:48,578 Shh, shh. 1507 01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:50,747 Okay, only a few more. Only a few more. 1508 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,749 You're almost there. Come on, push. 1509 01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:53,717 [groaning forcefully] 1510 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,852 Good, good, good, good. 1511 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:58,455 Okay, and breathe. And breathe, and breathe. 1512 01:10:58,488 --> 01:10:59,956 It's a secret recipe, man. 1513 01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:02,926 It's been passing down through generations through generations. 1514 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,394 So what generation are you? 1515 01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:05,795 Third generation chili maker? 1516 01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:06,863 Fourth! 1517 01:11:07,631 --> 01:11:09,399 And it's not just the chili. 1518 01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,534 - No? - No. 1519 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:13,970 I'm death on ribs, barbecue, 1520 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,739 omelets, all of it. 1521 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:17,374 I should have known you were gay. 1522 01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:20,544 [country rock song playing *] 1523 01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,145 I enjoyed the show. 1524 01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:23,813 I bet you don't see naked women too often. 1525 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:25,315 You'd be surprised. 1526 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,816 -Really? -Sure. 1527 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:28,785 Insecure women, afraid of rejection, 1528 01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:30,320 trying to re-affirm their sexuality 1529 01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:31,655 by seducing the unobtainable. 1530 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:36,192 Women trying to work through their child abuses 1531 01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,362 and approaching a father figure. 1532 01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:40,029 What a head-hump. 1533 01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:42,332 So, women with latent homosexuality issues 1534 01:11:42,366 --> 01:11:44,834 operating through the parameter 1535 01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:47,971 of what they perceive to be a safe man? 1536 01:11:48,004 --> 01:11:50,574 Oh yeah. We get that crap all the time. 1537 01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:53,543 [loud crashing] 1538 01:11:53,577 --> 01:11:55,244 [Neil] Is that my car? 1539 01:11:55,278 --> 01:11:57,514 [wind blowing] [car alarm blaring] 1540 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,149 What did you do to my car? 1541 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,018 Strangest fucking thing, I tell you. 1542 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:04,621 I went out to my truck to get a condom... 1543 01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:09,393 ...and I saw an icicle break off the roof... 1544 01:12:09,426 --> 01:12:12,228 ...and crash through a really nice car's windshield... 1545 01:12:12,261 --> 01:12:13,730 ...and... 1546 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:16,766 ...knock the shifter into neutral... 1547 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,702 ...bounce off the dash board... 1548 01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,370 ...and unleash the parking brake. 1549 01:12:20,404 --> 01:12:21,538 What?! 1550 01:12:21,571 --> 01:12:23,740 And now it's rolling towards a cliff. 1551 01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:25,074 Precious! 1552 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:27,444 Yep. 1553 01:12:27,911 --> 01:12:29,212 [door slams] 1554 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:32,749 Strangest fucking thing, I tell you. 1555 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:38,087 I've been waitin' for this. 1556 01:12:38,121 --> 01:12:39,523 Get in there! 1557 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:42,191 [loud crashing] 1558 01:12:42,225 --> 01:12:44,594 [Yolanda screams] 1559 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:46,996 Here comes the head! 1560 01:12:48,131 --> 01:12:50,266 Jeez, I think that's the head. 1561 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:52,702 That's the head. One more push, honey. 1562 01:12:53,837 --> 01:12:56,005 [Yolanda screams] 1563 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:57,707 [Roxanne] Okay, jeez, all right. 1564 01:12:57,741 --> 01:12:59,375 [Yolanda screams] 1565 01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:01,177 - [Hutch] Give me some light. - [Roxanne] Got this. Hold on. 1566 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:02,646 [Yolanda crying] 1567 01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,347 [Hutch] There you go. 1568 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,349 There you go. There you go. 1569 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,585 [baby crying] Good. Good, good, good. 1570 01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:10,820 [Roxanne, laughing] Aw! 1571 01:13:10,854 --> 01:13:12,288 [baby crying] 1572 01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:15,358 Okay, give me the wrap. There we go. 1573 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:26,503 [baby crying] 1574 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:31,641 [door bursts open] [wind howling] 1575 01:13:31,675 --> 01:13:32,976 [Neil] Where is she? 1576 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,277 [Nando] She's in the bathroom. 1577 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,745 [door slams] 1578 01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:36,880 With Skip. 1579 01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:40,316 The few... the proud... 1580 01:13:41,485 --> 01:13:45,021 [groovy funk music playing *] 1581 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:52,762 Whoa-ho. 1582 01:13:53,963 --> 01:13:56,566 You fuckin' rock. Yeah. 1583 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,101 Stop talking. 1584 01:13:58,134 --> 01:13:59,469 [moans] 1585 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,506 [gentle blues song playing *] 1586 01:14:02,539 --> 01:14:03,807 Well? 1587 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,542 What is it? 1588 01:14:06,743 --> 01:14:08,645 It's a baby. 1589 01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,480 [Hutch] Ten fingers, ten toes. 1590 01:14:10,514 --> 01:14:11,648 Come on, Hutch. 1591 01:14:11,681 --> 01:14:13,349 Don't tease us. 1592 01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:16,252 It's a girl. 1593 01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:20,557 [Yolanda] My first girl! 1594 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,264 Aw! 1595 01:14:29,265 --> 01:14:31,635 I'm gonna name her after Mama. 1596 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:33,236 Oh, honey. 1597 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:41,110 Hutch, all this time, I never knew you were a nurse. 1598 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:42,846 All this time, I never asked you 1599 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:44,881 what it is that you fixed. 1600 01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:47,984 I was always talking about... 1601 01:14:48,017 --> 01:14:50,253 ...my own problems, huh? 1602 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:51,755 Sorry. 1603 01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:56,860 That's it. Starting tomorrow... 1604 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,863 ...no more talk about... 1605 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,399 ...he-who-shall-not-be-named. 1606 01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:05,034 [laughing] 1607 01:15:05,068 --> 01:15:06,369 Roxy. 1608 01:15:07,136 --> 01:15:09,372 Starting tomorrow, I won't... 1609 01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:12,275 I mean... 1610 01:15:13,076 --> 01:15:15,679 The bar won't even be around. 1611 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:17,881 You won't be able to see me anymore. 1612 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,987 Unless you ask me out on a proper date. 1613 01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:28,124 Think you can handle that? 1614 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:32,829 Roxanne... 1615 01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:35,498 ...will you go-- [Priest clears his throat] 1616 01:15:37,801 --> 01:15:40,570 May we have a moment of silence, please? 1617 01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:44,874 [Dawn moaning] 1618 01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:46,743 Balls fucking deep. 1619 01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,612 [Dawn] Stop talking, please. 1620 01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:50,179 Heavenly Father... 1621 01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,482 ...we thank you for this... 1622 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,118 ...glorious blessing. 1623 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:56,620 [shutter clicking sound] What the fuck? 1624 01:15:56,653 --> 01:15:57,987 [Damn huffs] [splash in the toilet] 1625 01:15:58,021 --> 01:16:00,089 - Amen. - Amen. 1626 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:01,625 [Dawn] Oh, yes. 1627 01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:03,459 Roxy... 1628 01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:05,528 Would you... 1629 01:16:06,596 --> 01:16:07,664 Would you... 1630 01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:11,067 I haven't done this in a long time. 1631 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:12,268 Take your time. 1632 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:14,337 [country music playing *] 1633 01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:15,939 Roxanne... 1634 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,207 ...would you go out on a proper date with me? 1635 01:16:20,176 --> 01:16:21,477 I'd love to. 1636 01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,314 Ain't this romantic? 1637 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,516 [laughter] 1638 01:16:27,550 --> 01:16:29,819 * 1639 01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:34,290 Roxanne? 1640 01:16:34,323 --> 01:16:36,159 I took a look at your divorce papers. 1641 01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:38,494 I left them right there behind the bar. 1642 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,096 Please tell me everything's okay. 1643 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:41,831 Everything's cool. 1644 01:16:41,865 --> 01:16:43,967 Feel free to sign at will. 1645 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,903 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1646 01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:49,338 I'll be right back. 1647 01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:50,473 Thanks. 1648 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,209 Brains and beauty. 1649 01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:54,610 And you're nice to waitresses too. 1650 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,012 [laughing] 1651 01:16:57,013 --> 01:16:58,948 - Are you flirting with me? - Is it working? 1652 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:00,750 Is it over with your girlfriend? 1653 01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,086 Way over. 1654 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,320 Then it's working. 1655 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,189 * 1656 01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:08,457 You know, 1657 01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:12,528 before tonight, I probably would have crossed the street 1658 01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:16,332 to keep from walking past someone that looked like you. 1659 01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:19,135 Probably would have maced you just to be on the safe side. 1660 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:20,569 You know, you wouldn't be the first. 1661 01:17:20,603 --> 01:17:21,705 Really? 1662 01:17:21,738 --> 01:17:22,739 Aw. 1663 01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:26,009 I would've missed meeting someone worth knowing. 1664 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:27,210 What about you? 1665 01:17:27,243 --> 01:17:28,644 What about me? 1666 01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:33,016 Well, I'd bet that you are professional, responsible. 1667 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:34,984 - Oh, that I am. - Yeah. 1668 01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:36,720 Always watching out for everyone. 1669 01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:38,888 Always taking care of everyone's needs. 1670 01:17:38,922 --> 01:17:40,289 There's a question I have for you. 1671 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,926 All right, Miss Beauty-With-Brains? 1672 01:17:45,028 --> 01:17:46,262 Who's, um... 1673 01:17:47,030 --> 01:17:48,765 Who's watchin' out for you? 1674 01:17:49,532 --> 01:17:51,300 [electronic dance music *] 1675 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,602 [Dawn and Skip moaning and grunting] 1676 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,405 - Seriously?! - [Skip] Fucking A! 1677 01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:03,146 I called the ambulance. 1678 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,949 They said they'd be here in an hour. 1679 01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:08,484 Good. That baby needs to get looked at. 1680 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,219 There's always risk of infection. 1681 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,555 Don't forget Jack. 1682 01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:15,224 My apologies. 1683 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:16,960 [Roxanne] How could he forget Jack? 1684 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:19,662 Well, well done, Nurse Hatch. 1685 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:20,930 - Indeed. - Nurse Hutch. 1686 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:22,265 And his lovely assistant. 1687 01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:25,368 Ah. Lovely partner. 1688 01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,603 [country rock song playing *] 1689 01:18:31,808 --> 01:18:33,743 Another round? - Uh-huh. 1690 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:35,544 Why not? 1691 01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:39,382 Now, that's the saddest thing I've ever seen. 1692 01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:40,850 [all laughing] 1693 01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:42,585 There's another one back there. 1694 01:18:42,618 --> 01:18:43,953 Okay. 1695 01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:49,125 Where is Murray, anyway? 1696 01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:52,261 I think he's hiding out in the storeroom. 1697 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:55,598 I have never shown this to anyone. 1698 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,967 * 1699 01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:03,206 It's my bucket list. 1700 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:04,640 See? 1701 01:19:04,673 --> 01:19:08,544 20 things I want to do before I end up in the old folk's home. 1702 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,980 I made that list, like, ten years ago. 1703 01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:12,982 In that time, I've managed to do one. 1704 01:19:13,016 --> 01:19:14,250 Which one? 1705 01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:15,785 Get a manicure. 1706 01:19:15,819 --> 01:19:18,221 And not these nails. It was like four years ago. 1707 01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:20,256 I know, I know. 1708 01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,724 Oh, it's pathetic, huh? 1709 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,692 Well, let's look at this, okay? 1710 01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:26,029 Number one, Grand Canyon. 1711 01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:26,796 Mm-hmm. 1712 01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:29,298 - Sushi? - Maybe the cooked kind. 1713 01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:32,168 Sing in public. Swim with the dolphins. 1714 01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:34,838 Wait, wait. Here on number 20. 1715 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,105 What's this word after "multiple"? 1716 01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:37,440 You know what? You're teasing me. 1717 01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:38,975 [laughing] 1718 01:19:39,909 --> 01:19:41,310 You know... 1719 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,949 ...a guy like me could get you everything on this list. 1720 01:19:45,982 --> 01:19:48,517 I have... houseplants. 1721 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:50,086 Let 'em die. 1722 01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:52,188 My sister? 1723 01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:55,091 Needs to grow up and take care of her own kids. 1724 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,792 Or give them to somebody else who can. 1725 01:19:56,826 --> 01:19:59,362 Oh, you make it sound so simple. 1726 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:00,997 It can be. 1727 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:03,799 But there's one condition. 1728 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:05,034 And what's that? 1729 01:20:05,534 --> 01:20:07,003 This list. 1730 01:20:07,036 --> 01:20:09,805 It can only be done on the back of a motorcycle. 1731 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,807 [laughing] 1732 01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:15,678 I'm supposed to do number 20 from the back of a motorcycle? 1733 01:20:15,711 --> 01:20:18,214 Just riding the motorcycle is gonna give you number 20. 1734 01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:19,849 Oh, my God. 1735 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:23,286 What's with you two anyway? 1736 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:25,889 [quiet folk song playing *] 1737 01:20:27,423 --> 01:20:29,358 Murray and I, we had a friendship 1738 01:20:29,392 --> 01:20:31,294 that goes back to the third grade. 1739 01:20:32,695 --> 01:20:36,399 I mean, we were... the odd couple even then. 1740 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:38,134 I was studious. 1741 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,203 He was always the life of the party. 1742 01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:42,771 He dated a lot... 1743 01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:44,607 ...and I was more discerning. 1744 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,076 Yeah, I could see him as a serious chick magnet. 1745 01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:48,411 [snorts with laughter] 1746 01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:50,379 That was succinctly put. 1747 01:20:52,882 --> 01:20:54,717 And then it happened. 1748 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,319 Right here in this bar. 1749 01:20:57,253 --> 01:20:58,554 I met her. 1750 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,958 She was the girl of my dreams. 1751 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:03,559 She was beautiful. 1752 01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,330 It was wonderful. 1753 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:08,631 But... 1754 01:21:09,665 --> 01:21:14,137 ...she succumbed to Murray's charms, and... 1755 01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:15,704 ...I had to leave. 1756 01:21:15,738 --> 01:21:18,107 I haven't been back since then. 1757 01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:21,044 Actually... until tonight. 1758 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:22,778 How long were you two together? 1759 01:21:25,148 --> 01:21:27,183 Four glorious days. 1760 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,884 [laughter] 1761 01:21:28,918 --> 01:21:31,955 * 1762 01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:33,356 Okay. 1763 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:35,624 - Yeah? - I'm in. 1764 01:21:35,658 --> 01:21:37,927 But I have one condition for you. 1765 01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:38,694 Okay. 1766 01:21:39,828 --> 01:21:42,865 You have to tell me what the DR really stands for. 1767 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,101 I'm not getting on the back of a bike with you 1768 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,103 and not know your name. 1769 01:21:47,136 --> 01:21:49,338 - Okay. - Okay? 1770 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,109 Oh, my God. 1771 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:56,579 Wooh, sign me up. 1772 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,048 You had a hot weekend... 1773 01:21:59,815 --> 01:22:01,350 ...and when she moved on, 1774 01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:03,953 you've been, like, nursing this grudge 1775 01:22:03,987 --> 01:22:06,322 against your bestie all this time? 1776 01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:09,725 When you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous. 1777 01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:12,395 I could rephrase it if you like, 1778 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,097 but I think it'll just sound the same. 1779 01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:16,799 She... didn't move on. 1780 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:21,470 She was seduced. 1781 01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:24,974 We've all been seduced at some point. 1782 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,812 [folk rock song playing *] 1783 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,548 [Bennett] Murr? 1784 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:36,352 Murray? Where are ya? 1785 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,187 [laughing] 1786 01:22:38,221 --> 01:22:39,355 Oh, lord. 1787 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:41,257 [laughing] 1788 01:22:45,328 --> 01:22:46,095 What? 1789 01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:48,664 So we're the only ones who got any. 1790 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:50,266 Don't be fucking hatin'. 1791 01:22:51,234 --> 01:22:53,636 I'm gonna pour myself a glass of wine. 1792 01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:54,737 Skip? 1793 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,507 Ooh! - Fucking brew. 1794 01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:01,110 She can still walk? 1795 01:23:03,379 --> 01:23:07,383 [Skip] But first, time to respect the urethra. 1796 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:09,018 Semper Fi, piss or die! 1797 01:23:09,052 --> 01:23:10,353 Hoo-ah. 1798 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,722 [laughing] 1799 01:23:13,756 --> 01:23:15,358 Oh, man. 1800 01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:17,826 What? 1801 01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:19,862 I think I left the bucket of placenta in the men's room. 1802 01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:21,197 Oh! 1803 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:22,831 I should probably tell him. 1804 01:23:22,865 --> 01:23:24,733 No, no, no, no, no! 1805 01:23:24,767 --> 01:23:26,435 You're right. You're right. Don't tell him. 1806 01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:27,636 [chuckling] 1807 01:23:29,038 --> 01:23:30,839 [Skip screams] 1808 01:23:30,873 --> 01:23:34,343 [laughter] 1809 01:23:34,377 --> 01:23:36,312 What the fuck was that?! 1810 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,681 Did you piss yourself?! 1811 01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:40,049 Fuck you, man! 1812 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:42,318 [laughing] 1813 01:23:43,219 --> 01:23:44,787 [laughter] 1814 01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:46,155 [Bennett] Oh no! 1815 01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:51,194 Jesus Christ! 1816 01:23:51,227 --> 01:23:53,396 [Bennett] Murray! Help me! Murray! 1817 01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:54,997 - Oh, God. - Murray! Murray! 1818 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,265 [Roxanne] No! 1819 01:23:56,299 --> 01:23:57,966 Murray. Murray. 1820 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,469 [Bennett grunting] 1821 01:24:01,470 --> 01:24:02,605 It's too late. 1822 01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:03,572 - [Bennett] No! - [Roxanne] No! 1823 01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:05,441 - Bennett. Bennett! - [Bennett] No! No! 1824 01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:07,243 Bennett, he's been gone too long. 1825 01:24:07,276 --> 01:24:09,044 - [Roxanne] Oh, no! - [Hutch] There's nothing we can do. 1826 01:24:09,078 --> 01:24:11,314 Oh, God, Murray! 1827 01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:13,249 - Roxy, Roxy, Roxy. - No! 1828 01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:14,817 - He's gone, baby. - No! 1829 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,785 - Go get the priest! - No! No! 1830 01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:18,721 [Bennett] He was a Catholic when he was a kid! 1831 01:24:18,754 --> 01:24:19,822 Maybe that'll help. 1832 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:25,094 He must have passed about the same time the baby was born. 1833 01:24:25,128 --> 01:24:26,895 [crying] 1834 01:24:26,929 --> 01:24:27,996 You... 1835 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:30,499 You can't do this to me! 1836 01:24:30,533 --> 01:24:31,767 Bennett. 1837 01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:33,802 [Bennett] God damnit. 1838 01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:36,772 Fuck you, Murray! 1839 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,474 Fuck you! 1840 01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:40,243 I didn't expect you to die. 1841 01:24:40,276 --> 01:24:41,777 I thought that we could make up. 1842 01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,812 You know? 1843 01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:46,014 He wasn't supposed to die. 1844 01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:47,383 He was just... 1845 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:49,618 Jesus Christ. 1846 01:24:49,652 --> 01:24:51,754 I'm gonna miss you, you motherfucker! 1847 01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:53,922 I'm gonna miss you, god damnit! 1848 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:56,392 You rotten prick of a best friend! 1849 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:57,760 Okay, okay, Bennett, okay. 1850 01:24:57,793 --> 01:24:59,928 I'm really, really, really gonna miss him! 1851 01:24:59,962 --> 01:25:02,265 [crying] 1852 01:25:02,298 --> 01:25:03,732 It's okay. 1853 01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:05,234 He's at peace. He's at peace. 1854 01:25:06,402 --> 01:25:08,771 [Bennett continues crying] 1855 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:11,407 [somber piano music *] 1856 01:25:22,685 --> 01:25:24,820 Oh heavenly hosts above, 1857 01:25:24,853 --> 01:25:26,222 I call upon thee. 1858 01:25:27,356 --> 01:25:29,158 [Bennett] God damnit! 1859 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:33,762 So, what now? 1860 01:25:33,796 --> 01:25:35,898 [melancholy music *] 1861 01:25:35,931 --> 01:25:37,733 What happens to this place? 1862 01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:44,907 Murray always said he kept his will in the till. 1863 01:25:47,443 --> 01:25:49,044 Did Murray have any family? 1864 01:25:49,077 --> 01:25:50,479 Uh-uh. 1865 01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:53,316 Just a string of pissed-off ex- wives. 1866 01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:55,851 * 1867 01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:01,224 That's it. That's gotta be it. 1868 01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:32,855 "I, Murray... 1869 01:26:32,888 --> 01:26:37,192 ...being of drunk mind and ripped body... 1870 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:41,330 [hopeful music *] 1871 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:53,576 ...leave this as my last will. 1872 01:26:55,678 --> 01:26:58,414 Since I don't have a family... 1873 01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:02,585 ...I leave everything... I have 1874 01:27:02,618 --> 01:27:05,821 to the people who became my family. 1875 01:27:07,823 --> 01:27:11,494 My house, I leave to Roxy." 1876 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:21,904 "My house, I leave to Roxy... 1877 01:27:23,372 --> 01:27:26,442 ...under the condition that she never lets that asshole live there." 1878 01:27:30,145 --> 01:27:32,014 You deserve better, Rox. 1879 01:27:33,048 --> 01:27:34,116 "Maybe you should start 1880 01:27:34,149 --> 01:27:36,652 by looking in the general area of the pool table. 1881 01:27:41,123 --> 01:27:43,125 My bar, I leave to Bennett. 1882 01:27:44,860 --> 01:27:46,662 I never had a brother... 1883 01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:48,864 ...but if I did... 1884 01:27:51,066 --> 01:27:52,935 ...he'd only have been... 1885 01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:54,803 ...half the man that you were. 1886 01:27:56,472 --> 01:27:57,873 I love you, buddy. 1887 01:27:58,841 --> 01:28:00,376 The bar is yours. 1888 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,846 Sell it... run it... 1889 01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:05,280 ...torch it... 1890 01:28:06,214 --> 01:28:08,484 ...turn it into that roller disco rink 1891 01:28:08,517 --> 01:28:10,453 that we always talked about. 1892 01:28:10,486 --> 01:28:12,721 [sorrowful laughter] 1893 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:15,558 Whatever you want. 1894 01:28:16,992 --> 01:28:19,828 Just promise me that you'll find some happiness for yourself." 1895 01:28:27,436 --> 01:28:28,871 "And... 1896 01:28:30,939 --> 01:28:35,310 And to Hutch... I leave Jack. 1897 01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:37,279 [laughs] 1898 01:28:38,714 --> 01:28:40,549 Take good care of him, buddy. 1899 01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:46,121 And don't forget to do that thing he likes." 1900 01:28:49,558 --> 01:28:51,394 Signed, Murray. 1901 01:28:53,862 --> 01:28:56,298 "Over and out. P.S." 1902 01:28:57,566 --> 01:29:00,335 Please bury me... with a Jameson's." 1903 01:29:04,507 --> 01:29:05,608 Wow. 1904 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:10,746 What am I gonna do with the bar? 1905 01:29:12,415 --> 01:29:13,749 Hire me. 1906 01:29:16,151 --> 01:29:17,486 I'm out in two months. 1907 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:20,155 I'll cook... and Marco could tend the bar. 1908 01:29:24,326 --> 01:29:25,794 [chuckles] 1909 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:29,965 I'll need somebody to run it day by day. 1910 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:32,835 Roxy? 1911 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:36,138 Uh... 1912 01:29:36,939 --> 01:29:39,575 You bet your ass. I need a job. 1913 01:29:39,608 --> 01:29:41,343 I've got a house to pay for. 1914 01:29:42,678 --> 01:29:43,679 Hutch? 1915 01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:44,647 [phone ringing] 1916 01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:46,415 Only if I can bring Jack. 1917 01:29:47,249 --> 01:29:49,151 [phone ringing] 1918 01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:51,186 Yeah. 1919 01:29:52,421 --> 01:29:53,622 Hey! 1920 01:29:54,757 --> 01:29:58,861 Murray's Bar... is officially open! 1921 01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:00,596 And starting now... 1922 01:30:00,629 --> 01:30:03,966 ...there's no more smokin' in this bar. 1923 01:30:03,999 --> 01:30:05,100 Hey. 1924 01:30:05,568 --> 01:30:06,969 Neil, right? 1925 01:30:07,002 --> 01:30:09,572 Get your Goddamn feet off of my booth. 1926 01:30:09,605 --> 01:30:11,707 [Roxanne laughs] 1927 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:14,543 [Danice] Roxanne, you better sign those divorce papers quick. 1928 01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:17,713 You know your ex-husband can get half of Murray's house. 1929 01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:21,584 I feel like this is the start of a whole new life. 1930 01:30:21,617 --> 01:30:24,086 Roxanne? It's for you. 1931 01:30:24,119 --> 01:30:25,320 Hold on. 1932 01:30:25,353 --> 01:30:26,855 She said it's urgent. 1933 01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:28,123 She? 1934 01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:29,792 Is it my daughter? 1935 01:30:35,397 --> 01:30:37,232 [music fades *] 1936 01:30:43,906 --> 01:30:45,240 [soft music *] 1937 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:49,177 * I'm gonna pray 1938 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:54,483 * that we stay here for a while * 1939 01:30:54,517 --> 01:30:58,086 * I'm gonna dream 1940 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:03,425 * 'til I wake up with a smile * 1941 01:31:05,427 --> 01:31:09,532 * 'Cause it's been too long 1942 01:31:09,565 --> 01:31:11,900 * without a song 1943 01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:16,304 * I'm gonna sing 1944 01:31:16,338 --> 01:31:21,577 * every day that I'm alive 1945 01:31:21,610 --> 01:31:25,080 * I'm gonna feel, I'm gonna feel * 1946 01:31:25,113 --> 01:31:30,953 * everything I have inside 1947 01:31:32,655 --> 01:31:36,625 * 'Cause it's been too long 1948 01:31:36,659 --> 01:31:39,862 * without a song 1949 01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:45,300 * and I'm barely hangin' on 1950 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:46,368 [Hutch] Roxy? 1951 01:31:46,401 --> 01:31:50,338 * Life give you chances... 1952 01:31:50,372 --> 01:31:51,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait, wait,wait. Sit down. 1953 01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:53,609 Sit down. There you go. 1954 01:31:53,642 --> 01:31:58,046 * Live in the moment before it's too late * 1955 01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,548 What's wrong? 1956 01:32:00,382 --> 01:32:03,185 Craig's in the hospital... 1957 01:32:03,218 --> 01:32:05,020 ...in critical condition. 1958 01:32:05,053 --> 01:32:06,354 What? 1959 01:32:06,388 --> 01:32:08,156 His car... 1960 01:32:09,457 --> 01:32:12,728 ...slid... and there was a tree... 1961 01:32:12,761 --> 01:32:16,164 ...and they... they found... 1962 01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:17,866 All right. Shh. 1963 01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:19,267 Shh, it's okay. 1964 01:32:19,301 --> 01:32:20,969 It's all right. 1965 01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:22,605 It's okay. Shh. 1966 01:32:22,638 --> 01:32:24,072 Shh. 1967 01:32:26,241 --> 01:32:27,409 I have to go! 1968 01:32:27,442 --> 01:32:29,211 He's not responding. 1969 01:32:29,244 --> 01:32:30,145 I have to go. 1970 01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:33,448 We have to go. We have to get Lis first. 1971 01:32:33,481 --> 01:32:34,783 We? 1972 01:32:35,784 --> 01:32:36,852 Yeah. 1973 01:32:37,319 --> 01:32:38,954 I need you. 1974 01:32:39,855 --> 01:32:43,626 * I'm gonna dream 1975 01:32:43,659 --> 01:32:49,431 * 'til I wake up with a smile ** 1976 01:32:51,299 --> 01:32:53,201 [music fades 1977 01:32:56,171 --> 01:32:57,840 [neon buzzing] 1978 01:33:01,977 --> 01:33:06,014 ["No Last Call for Love" by Marvin Glover and Greg Cortez playing *] 124902

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