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A good man is wooing A maiden fair he loves

He sought her but couldn't find her Waking and sleeping he longed for her

Since they got back from Hokkaido,

Xiaoxiao has completely given up on Mr. Fang

and her passion to love

She is caught in a dilemma when it comes to Qinfen

She think he is sweet and interesting.

but she can’t handle his mood swings

He is pessimistic he is depressed.

and loses control when he is excited

He's a grown man but still acts like a child

What bothers her most is that

she tries hard to make herself fall in love with Qinfen

her feelings towards him are still premature

Qinfen is no longer a young man.

he is already “over the hill"

A man who'll be kicking the bucket soon

Unlike Xiaoxiao

when it comes to marriage.

he wants to seal the deal as soon as possible

So

he chose the Great Wall of Mutianyu

to propose to Xiaoxiao formally

Get up

Can you please act normal?

Just say yes

Let's get married

When you regret. we'll deal with that later

Make sure you’ve thought it through

I’ll never get divorced

If you divorce me

I will cry

until the Great Wall collapses

I can’t live without you

Tell me honestly

How old are you?

61.61

You are 61?

I was born in 1961

48 years old

You still have 30 years a head of you

I can’t live for that long

At least 20 more years

Who have you spent 20 years with?

No one

How can you promise

that we can grow old together?

I don’t know

Maybe it's just wishful thinking

What does marriage mean to you?

Love?

No. no

Absolutely not

I know that love has an expiration date

If I really loved you. I wouldn’t marry you

I didn’t mean to say that.

I do love you...

Don’t take it back

I like to hear the truth

We are finally going to be together

I proudly announce

Ms. Mango and Mr. Li Xiang shan’s divorce ceremony

begins now

Please give a big hand for

the “lovers-that-used-to-be"

Please stop

Today

we gather

to witness

our

mutual friends

Mango and Xiang shan

to end their 5-year marriage

and turn from husband and wife to friends

Please swear on this money

that what you are going to say

is completely honest.

everything was carefully thought through.

Mango.

Please answer me honestly

place your hand on

from now on.

it doesn’t matter

how rich. how healthy or how much Xiang shan loves you.

you still wouldn’t be with him?

Nope

Xiang shan.

Please answer me honestly

from now on.

it doesn’t matter

how beautiful. how charming or how much Mango loves you.

you still wouldn’t be with her?

Nope

Please return your rings

I’ll bury them for you

One last kiss?

Yeah!

I don’t think that's necessary

Fine then

They don’t see the point of that

Now

cut the character of “happiness"

Please shake hands like friends

Go

Go on

Now. hug

Like friends

What else do you want?

Just do it

Divorced but still good friends

No longer in the love business. but still open for friendship

Please pour the champagne

It's over!

It's over!

Let the pigeons fly!

Xuanxuan

We'll do it together

Release the rope

Thank you for coming

Isn’t it pretty honey?

Yes

Xuanxuan

Why are you so excited today?

I’m happy for them

They are finally free

They can still be friends after divorce

Then why did they get married in the first place?

Why not just remain friends?

That's not the same

Being friends before and after marriage

is much different

Finally there are no more responsibilities. right?

That's not it

It's that no one wants anything anymore.

There are no more illusions.

so they can really accept each other

Real friends makes you feel safe and secure

Ecco Li

You know Mango. Right?

Yes

Sorry to make everyone feel uncomfortable.

I am jealous of you two

Don’t speak nonsense

Drink it all!

Who is that girl?

You guys were quite flirtatious

She is a reporter from Xiang shan’s company

He wants me to do a traveling show with her

But I never agreed

No wonder Xiang shan is so excited today

Don’t ever believe in love at first sight

Don’t give up. Get back into the game

Xiang shan you are so charming

Oh yeah?

Who are you?

Who did you come with?

Come on. Just drink

Don’t drink too much Xiang shan

You want to marry me so soon.

are you thinking about getting rid of me right away too?

I’m planning on s pending my entire life with you

Here you are!

I couldn’t find you anywhere

We’re right here

You’ve had enough

Sorry for the troubles brother.

your buddy here is drunk

Is everyone happy and satisfied?

They all feel inspired

Many couples told me that

they are going to have a ceremony like yours

Great

What is life?

The beauty of life is that each day is brand new.

a magical start

How ungrateful

Then I’ll start my new life right away

Mango

Are you happy today?

Yes

Wasn’t it great?

Yes

It was impressive right?

Yeah

Call me if you miss me. anytime

Don’t spend too much money on people you’ve just met

Ok let's go

Split up

Break it up

Go

Go on. back to your own homes

Tell Xiang shan to not get overly excited

and spend money on strangers

You go in this car

This one

you won’t be riding in the same car anymore

Mango is drunk

Isn’t that great?

Yeah. sure.

It's wonderful. right?

Yeah.

of course

Let's go

Brother?

What?

Please return that tuxedo

Here you go

I’ll give you the pants tomorrow

See you

I’ll close the door for you

Thanks

Qin

Thanks so much

This was even better than our wedding

Did he propose?

Ta-dah

Don’t be like me

I wasn’t thinking straight when I said yes

at least have a trial run first

There is no point in finding out how good he is

It's more important to see how lousy he can be

If you are no longer cute

Can he still be good to you?

When did you become unlovable?

He said I was stupid before our honeymoon was over

Then let's start the trial from honeymoon

No

Let's start from the seven-year itch

Let's find out

who's more irritating

Sir

What would you like?

French or Australian?

Sir

We have prepared French and Australia n wines

Which one would you like?

Don’t move

You are fit to be our s pokes person

You must compete

in our pageant in Hainan

Angels of Le Meridien

You’ll at least make it to top five

Do you have an agent?

Would you like to be as pokes person?

This is my card

I’m already married

I have a husband

Ms. Liang

Do you have a ride?

Hello?

I’m here

Where are you?

I am still at home

You’ve landed already?

How about you get a taxi to Yalong Bay

I’ll pick you up there

Okay

I’ll catch a cab myself

Where is

Xiaoxiao?

She was there just now

Ok. Thank you

Please enjoy

Thank you

Hello?

Why didn’t you pick up?

What are you doing?

I’m already at Yalong Bay

Where are you?

What?

You really went there?

Yes

I was joking

I am at the airport

I’m waiting for you at the arrival gate

Then get over here quickly

Right away

I’ll be there in a bit

Don’t go anywhere

Why did you lie to me?

Since today is the first day of our trial marriage.

I forgive you

After we get married

We must be honest to one another

Neither of us is allowed to lie

two big fat liars

how are we going to live together?

So you do think being honest is important?

Extremely!

At least one person has to speak the truth in a family

or else we will never hear anything honest

Was telling that little lie today a problem?

I just wanted to give you a surprise

But you lied to me intentionally

You were having coffee for an hour

not picking up my calls

You just wanted to see me worry

I have many friends who lie a lot

but they all have a purpose to their lies

I haven’t seen anyone like you

You don’t have any reasons

Does lying give you a kick?

I use to tell the truth more.

but then I realized that the truth hurts

no one wants to hear it

I don’t either

You don’t need to be too sincere in a relationship

A bit of fakeness keeps everything in harmony

Tell me the truth

Am I really as good as you always brag?

Personality or looks?

Can you separate the two when it comes to me?

Then honestly.

your...

your eyes are a little

far apart

kind of like a flounder

Your definition of truth is attacking people?

I knew this would happen

Here we are

Why did you pick

such a surreal place to live?

This is where I plan to die

Facing the ocean.

mountains in the back

flowers blooming throughout the year

I’d like the vision to be pleasant

when I take my last look of the world

You bought this place?

Why didn’t you tell me?

I am renting it

for 20 years

Just enough to spend the rest of my life

Already in your twilight years?

If you ask me.

Let's skip the seven-year itch.

the mid-life crisis too

Let's jump straight to relying upon each other for life

What do you say?

I think it's a good idea

I’ll run a bath for you

Take a bath quickly

I’ll take a shower

It's more environmental

How can I change when you are here?

We’re already an old couple. You’re still shy?

You didn’t mind me before

It's more environmental if we take a bath together

After all these years

I’ve had enough.

I would like some privacy now

How about we stop this trial

and just get married for real?

You are a rare catch

I don’t want to wait anymore

What if someone comes by and steals you away?

If we do get married.

do you want kids?

Only if they inherit your looks

Then. after we have children

are you still going to be as good to me as now?

Don’t get mad if I tell you the truth

Even if we don’t have kids

it's impossible for me to be this good to you forever

Who can put a guarantee on forever?

Will you die if you just say yes?

You see?

You asked me to tell you the truth

But you always get mad when I am honest

Then I’ll lie

Okay

I will never change

If I am with someone

I will be good to him forever

Is this “good" you are talking about

the same “good" that I am thinking about?

Honey

I’ll walk downstairs myself

No

I’m not letting you take one single step

You sure you can do this?

I could just walk

No way

We are almost there

Put me down

Put me down!

Look how much you are sweating

Don’t push yourself

It's not like I’m that heavy

You didn’t see me when I was in my good years

Recently.

I have become a little weak.

I wasn’t like this before

Not at all

What are you doing there?

I’m coming

I’ll help you

What's wrong?

My back.

can’t move!

Where?

Ouch. It hurts

I’ll rub it for you

Don’t. It hurts

Ouch!

I swam the butterfly stroke this morning

I flew a little too hard

Butterfly stroke? With these weak bones?

Do you think you are Michael P helps?

Don’t use your fingertips

Use your palms

Lift my shirt up

Ah. that feels good

Turn on the CD player for me

CD

Track 4

Now open up the d rawer

You see that bottle of oil?

Yes

Rub your hands together until they are warm

You feel the warmth?

Yes

Drop some oil on your hands

A little more

More

Get up here

Huh?

Get up

Sit on me

That way it'll be easier for you

Push upward from my psoas muscle

Where is the psoas muscle?

Right here

Push up

Push down

Up again

You think this is a massage session?

Very enjoyable

Do you think you are the last emperor?

Feel better?

Are you awake?

Sorry. I fell asleep

That was very impolite

It's okay

Go back to sleep

We don’t have to pretend anything

c’mon. turn around

I didn’t do that on purpose.

I let go and you just fell by yourself

If one of us has to sleep on the couch. it should be me

It is you!

A couple

sleeping separately on their first night

What a laughing stock

Your honeymoon has already ended buddy

We are an old couple now

You lost interest in me already

No. I’m still burning with passion

No... your fire has already turned to ashes

I’m not that interested in you either

Neither of us wants to touch each other anymore

"Aesthetic fatigue". understand?

Then how can we go on living?

This is exactly why we’re having this trial

This is a common case

I heard that a round 90% of couples

after 15 to 20 years of marriage.

neither of them wants physical contact anymore

But life goes on just the same

What's the purpose of this test-run marriage?

What?

We’re not trying to see what it feels like to be madly in love

We want to know.

even after all the passion is gone.

can we still stick together until the end?

Can you?

I will take a stand here...

I can do it

Then I declare it as well

I’m one of the 10%.

I’ll still be passionate about you when you are 80

you are lying again

When I’m 80. you’ll be 100

You won’t even be able to hold chopsticks

You won’t know who I am even if I stand in front of you

You’ll probably think I’m your mother

If I’d known you were going to be this cold.

I would have married the “once a year” girl

At least I’d get it once each year

That's better than being with you.

I didn’t even get one pleasant day

You regret?

You still have time to turn back

It seems like this trial is a good idea

Think it through

if you can’t handle it.

tell me soon

Good nig ht. darling

Sorry to bother you

Your husband ordered this wheelchair on Taobao.com

We didn’t order any wheelchair

It was Mr. Gin. I can recognize his voice

What's wrong?

What do you need a wheelchair for?

I am paralyzed

What?

I am paralyzed

You are paralyzed?

I can’t stand up

Bullshit. Get up

There is a possibility that this could really happen

What is this test-run about?

There is no point if both of us are strong like oxen

Let's find out. if one of us becomes paralyzed.

will the other one be there

to serve him food and drinks.

to bathe him and take him for walks?

Now I am the paralyzed one

And I can state

if you ever become paralyzed. I’ll take care of you forever

Can you?

Yes

I dare you to not stand up ever again

Just put it here

Sorry to bother you

Thanks

I need to use the restroom

Hold it!

I can’t!

Then pee in your pants

I’ll wash them for you afterwards

He is pretty good-looking

You could put a pen between his chest muscles

Officer

We are ready to go

Requesting permission to sail

Permission granted

Yes sir!

Have you know him for that long?

Aren’t you a little over-excited?

It's not about how much time is spent

You can spend a lifetime with someone and still feel nothing.

but some people...

Love at first sight again?

Yes

What's wrong with me?

I’m always like this

I take it too seriously every time

How's your old man doing?

Having fun test-running your marriage life?

That sneaky old thing?

He is plotting something to test me

Mango flavor

How did you know?

This mouth is even bigger than the other one

You suck!

What are you staring so blankly for?

I am recapping my entire life

Your life is pure laziness and good-for-nothing

You are really paralyzed?

When have I ever lied to you?

She is not good to me

She doesn’t change my clothes. and doesn’t bathe me.

I smell

Really?

He does smell bad

Where did you learn to tattle-tail?

Look at him

Only he can come up with something like this

He has been sitting in that wheelchair for days.

just to make me serve him

Mango is here. You’re not getting up?

Come on. that's enough

If you keep on sitting like this. your veins will clog up

You don’t want that to happen

I don’t care if it's bad for me.

I’ll do anything as long as it serves her no good

Why are you so horrible?

You didn’t see what she did to me

Our first night together

she left me high and dry

I am such an energetic person

She doesn’t want to know what I’m capable of.

she only wants to see what I can’t do

Who does that?

She doesn’t let me taste any honey

She forces me to say I’ve had enough before I’ve even tried it

What are you saying?

You guys still haven’t done it yet?

Of course not

I didn’t want to take advantage of her when s he's vulnerable.

now. she is forcing me to pretend that I am tired of her

Fine then

I’ll show her

Over these last few days

I wouldn’t do anything.

I wouldn’t even pick up the oil bottle when it tipped over

Just sitting here like a master

It's not necessary to be happy together.

but it’s necessary to suffer together

According to her. this is what it means to be married

Mango doesn’t eat mangos...

Are you planning to pretend for a while or forever?

That depends on her

It's easy enough for me to stand again

We just need to re-negotiate my treatments

How do you want her to treat you?

Like her husband!

We don’t have to do everything for real.

but we should at least sleep in the same bed

Can you please pour some water for me?

I’ve been thirsty all morning

Xiaoxiao

Where is the drinking water?

Why is he ordering you a round now?

Give it to me

Here it is

You washed all of these for him?

I’m trying to let him drink less water

Or else he always needs me to the restroom

Look at him

He is treating himself like a paralyzed person

So stubborn

If you ignore him. he will pee in his pants

You make me speechless

So you just let him do whatever he wants?

I want to see

If I can handle it if this really happens

No one test themselves this way

He's taking advantage of you

It's ok

He can continue acting paralyzed as long as he wants

I’ve been so tired lately

I don’t want to cook

Let's go into town and find a place to eat

Sure

Welcome to Le Meridien. Shimei Bay

Come here

Here is a wheelchair

Please help us get this handicapped person in

Okay

Hello

Thank you

Thank you

Can you eat by yourself?

No

Can’t move your hands anymore?

Paralyzed to your neck?

Come on. you know I’m unable

Is that Vietnam over there?

Yes. but you can’t see that far sir

Please bring me the beef tar tare as an appetizer

I will have

arugula salad.

no cheese. dressing on the side

Hey

What about me?

I haven’t ordered yet

O h yea h

You haven’t ordered

What do you want to eat?

What can you eat?

I want meat

Our veal steak is very good

I recommend it

I’ll have that. then

How do you want it done sir?

Medium-rare.

Are you eating raw meat now?

You have to wash yourself if you poop your pants

Excuse me for a while

Look over here.

I’m still here.

let's talk about something serious

The life insurance you wanted me to prepare.

I brought the statement for you

What's the insured amount?

Three million. right?

Yes

Who is the beneficiary?

She is

Liang Xiaoxiao?

Yes

I’ll write it down for you

Go ahead

You don’t think it's bad luck to talk about death now?

Why?

She is still young.

if anything ever happens to me

I must give her something

If I have to die by someone's hand.

I’d rather die by hers

Stop. stop

Please. Live for a thousand years

But standing here. as a woman

I must say...

What you just did

is really incredible

Here

Sign here

Okay

What are they talking about?

Why are they taking pictures?

What's going on?

Whose salad is this?

Right here

Where are you going?

Sir...

Do you want to come tonight?

Sure

I’ll save a ticket for you

Really?

Sure

Thanks. Save one for her

No problem

The food is here

Brother

Who are you?

Who else can it be?

Jianguo

Jianguo?

That's right

I had plastic surgery

in Korea

Why do you look like Liaofan?

You’re silly

Brother

This is what you got from marriage hunting?

Shut up!

How do you know these people?

Why did you stand up?

He didn’t have a choice

Now you are free again

Since you chose to stand up by yourself.

she'll treat you like before

I can’t talk to other people?

I can’t have my own friends?

Your steak is here

we've put your wheelchair away. sir

Thank you

Can we not fight in public?

Who's fighting with you?

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Xiaoxiao

Who are those people?

They are here for a pageant

Angels of Le Meridien. the final is tonight

Oh right

They gave me tickets. Let's go together

I can’t. I am going back to Beijing

you two go together

Qinfen. you go with her

Lots of hot girls!

Not interested

What kind of crap is that?

Fake experts. upper-class-wannabes

Since when is there an upper-class?

All low class

Who gives them the right to judge people?

They don’t set the standards of beauty

You don’t have to go

So don’t be so cynical

A bunch of parasites.

Lying and c heating for food and sex

Okay. okay

That's enough

It's not like you are that different from them

It's okay if you two are just messing around

but don’t get too serious

Women

always want people to admire them

You don’t?

You don’t want everyone to dislike you right?

I know

I really do love her

If you love someone. you have to let them know

But I can’t feel her love for me

Hey handsome. get me a taxi

Okay

There is one thing I can be sure of.

right now. you are the only one in her heart

No one else

I’m going

Okay. bye!

Wait here. I’ll go turn on the AC in the car

I’ll go

Are you really planning to go?

I’m a tacky person

What you have on right now is fine

Hey.

everyone is wearing jewelry. you shouldn’t

you look more confident this way

You as a person

is more elegant than any jewelry

You don’t think this is too plain?

Is it not formal enough to show my respect?

Since when did showing respect become wearing expensive things?

You don’t own a mine

Diamonds and emeralds are just rocks

Only dogs wear chains. You don’t need them

I’ll be your driver

I called for a cab already

Do you want to come with me?

I’ll walk you across the bridge

Good evening ladies and gentleman

Welcome to Angels of Le Meridien

Thank you very much

Today. we gather here on the beach

to greet a group of adorable angels

coming down from heaven. one by one

However. I do apologize

because the first one that fell was me.

and the director said that

I landed on my face

and messed up my looks

So. I can only be a stepping stone for these pretty ones

but that's totally fine with me

I’m actually a bit excited right now

because these angels who are going to appear tonight...

What they are wearing...

is not that much at all

So are you ready?

Let's welcome our angels

as they enter

Let's pick someone who will make you feel less tense

The one in the middle

the most frightening. Mr. Zhao Xuehai

He will question you

Go a head Mr. Zhao

Contestant number 10

Please tell me your definition of beauty

What does beauty mean to you? Please answer

I think beauty is to have love in your heart

and to always be grateful

That's like not answering the question at all

Mr. Zhao. are you satisfied with her answer?

My understanding of beauty

is basically one word :

Acceptance

That's a virtue

Hello?

Beauty only exits in relation to ugliness.

one is always based on the other

I can’t talk to you right now

I’ll call you when it's over

Excuse me

Where are the people from the pageant?

The event is over. Everyone is at the after-party

Where is that?

The ball room. the bar. karaoke... all over the place

Al right. thanks a lot

Enjoy your evening

Rinse out your mouth

Slowly

Be careful

Why did you turn off your phone?

I didn’t

How much did you make her drink?

No one forced her

She was drinking by herself

She was fine just now

and suddenly. she got wasted

O k. I’ll take care of her

Al right

S he's all yours

Her purse

Don’t drink so much

Let's go home

I’m fine

I want to hang out here for a little while

What's wrong?

Do you feel really sic k?

If you don’t want to go home. we can go sit outside

Leave me alone

I don’t want to talk to anyone

Go on home first

I’m coming back later for sure

Can’t you just leave me alone?

Can’t we talk after we go home?

Seriously. I’m fine

Don’t fall into the pool

Don’t swim when you are drunk

Don’t run. Come back

Xiaoxiao

Xiaoxiao. where are you?

I’m not in the ocean

I thought I knew myself well

And if I worked hard enough. feelings could grow

I thought time would shorten the distance between us

But now I realize that

time can bring people together.

it can also pus h people further a part

Li king someone doesn’t mean everything

I get it.

you just ”like” me. and that's all

So living with someone you merely ”like"

is immoral

You didn’t do anything wrong

It was my entire fault

I used your love for me

When did you become “immoral”?

At the beginning of our trial-marriage?

I thought we were happy

You did?

these past couple of days?

Is it too late to beg you now?

The one who is completely devoted is the loser

Look

The other foot too

We’re not really breaking up

We are just going to separate for a while.

we might get together again in the end

You are finally free. Why are you crying?

I should be the one who is crying

Ouch! Why are you biting me?

You are a jerk!

Are you going to get used to no one d riving you insane?

I must learn to

I know I might be ma king a big mistake

I might never find

someone who treats me as good as you did

You can be as sweet as an angel

but when you’re a jerk you’re the biggest jerk on earth

I am talking about myself

You are looking for a relationship

I am looking for marriage

We weren’t on the same page since the beginning

I guess that's what nemesis means

It goes all the way back to our past lives

We can’t be together.

but we can’t be a part either

You believe in this stuff?

I believe in instant karma

Whoever said that you can be friends after breaking up

Screw them

Bye-bye

I will always think the best of you

I hope it's not all that un pleasant when you think of me

I cleaned the room

you don’t have to do anything when you leave.

just close the door

Everything was like a dream

The knot between us

is now untied

After Qinfen went back to Beijing

Xiaoxiao had also ended her vacation

and gone back to work

She still has the ha bit of

calling Qinfen when she departs and lands.

just to let him know that she is safe

After they broke up

that tradition continued

At first. Qinfen picked up the phone

and said kind words

Later on. phone calls turned into text messages

Then the messages became shorter and shorter

Then they just turned into single words

Xiaoxiao would say

"Departed". ”Landed"

and Qinfen would reply

"Alright". ”Okay"

In the meantime

Qinfen’s life became more and more busy

After he and Xiaoxiao had broken up.

Qinfen gladly took Xiang shan’s offer

and partnered up with Xuanxuan

to do a traveling s how called : Follow me

The s how was about introducing Beijing’s hottest s pots

These days

Qinfen and Xiaoxiao never meet up

Xuanxuan

Yes

I think ma king foot-massage an industry

is a great Chinese invention

How so?

Although our environmental sanitation

is not as great as advanced Western countries

but our personal hygiene

starts from the feet

We wash them. and we massage them

and even bathe them in Chinese medicine

Y up

The foot massage services here

are known for their royal treatment

I can’t put into words how good this feels

I guarantee that this will get rid you of all fatigue

My understanding of royal treatment

is to treat your feet like it's your face

You can really feel the pleasure

if you hypnotize yourself that way

I see

This means all body parts are born equal

Do you know what kind of people

enjoy being treated like kings?

And to be held in the palms of other people's hands?

Rich people?

Poor people

People who hate the fact that they were once poor

Once they are no longer broke

they want everyone to serve them

If we back up 30 years ago.

everyone in China was poor

That's why the foot massage market

is so hot in China

Maybe in the near future

it can be listed on the Stock Exchange

and become one of the Fortune 500’s

Choose something that's presentable

Stay away from unpleasant situations

We'll do an episode here next time

ah

Do you think it's still worth doing?

It's already being seen as fake avant-garde and fake art

Sure

We will name the next one ”puppet army community"

Brother.

do we have to be this extreme?

You don’t need to hold a grudge against everyone

You hear? He is talking to you

Fake art

is still art

fake avant-garde

is still avant-garde

So what if it's neither fish nor fowl

It was still created by artists

Many people want this property

to build an electronics mall

If we don’t say something nice about it.

fake art will become extinct

Can fake art still be called art?

Stop it right there

Xuanxuan. don’t be like him.

With his fake critical realism

The owners here almost killed me

They treat you to food and entertainment

but all you did was to mock them

And you also insulted their customers

What did you mean when you said

that poor people

always make others serve them once they get rich?

What the hell was that?

I did try to take it down a notch.

I said a lot of good things too

Don’t play dumb with me

I am not sarcastic all the time.

I just made some subtle comments

I don’t think luxury only means upper-class

I just really hate

the so-called ”royalty" and ”superior-class"

My grandfather

was the second person to fire a gun during the 1911 Revolution

But you need to put yourself in the business men’s shoes

If not. we don’t deserve to get paid

We take their money and then we humiliate them.

that's just not right

Don’t you agree with me brother?

Who was the second person to fire?

Okay. Forget it

We shouldn’t continue this discussion.

Let's end it right here

Xuanxuan. you can go now

Watch yourself

don’t become a fake cynic without knowing it

Oh

Where are you going later?

Nowhere

Come with me then

Good evening ladies. a table for two?

Please. Thanks

Thanks

No sugar. no salt. no calories

Is this food for humans?

Miss.

our dishes has all been blessed by Buddhist masters

We have a master right here meditating.

You can’t even get drunk on our liquor.

Then let's drink up

Penguins are our dear friends

They are just so adorable

However.

because of global warming

the icebergs in the North Pole are melting at a rapid pace

Whenever I think about those penguins

soon to be homeless

It just breaks my heart

So I sincerely hope that everyone in the audience

will show some compassion

and help save these penguins

Thank you Xinyu for your kindness

My dearest friends

the fate of these adorable baby penguins

now lies in the palms of your hands

Let's begin the auction

50 thousand

The gentleman here offers 50 thousand

100 thousand

100 thousand here

150 thousand

From the gentlemen in the back

the price is now 150 thousand

200 thousand

200 thousand

Now

210 thousand

You are calling for 210 thousand

Mr. Li what you mean is to

raise the price by 50 thousand?

No? Then you mean

500 thousand?

Ok. Mr. Li is offering 500 thousand

Is anyone else willing to bid more?

Are you crazy?

I’m not okay. I want to drink

500 thousand once

500 thousand twice

500 thousand. Sold!

Xinyu. please bring the item to Mr. Li

The baby penguins are saved!

Thank you so much!

Don’t worry

The North Pole is not going to melt in anytime soon.

and even if it does

those baby penguins are going to be fine

Really?

Can I ask you a question?

Okay

Why don’t penguins ever get eaten by polar bears?

That's true

Why?

Right. Why?

Do you know why?

Why don’t they get eaten by polar bears?

That's because penguins live at the South Pole

They'll never run into any polar bears

You are so bad!

Give it back to him for me

I can’t do that.

do it yourself

He didn’t ask you to return it

Then keep it

That's not right

I already broke his heart. I don’t want to rob him too

I just don’t see you two separating

Whenever you talk about each other.

both of you sound so kind

Do you know you’re the beneficiary of his life insurance?

The only one

I ran into him the other day

I as ked him if he wants to assign a different beneficiary

You know what he said?

He just said.

Why

It feels so terrible to owe someone

I rather he treat me worse!

Love

can not be forced

Here is the menu

Sorry sir

you can’t bring in your own drinks

I’ll pay you extra

I don’t need the menu

Give me an apple and dill salad.

and an order of salami. Hurry up

Yes sir

It's quite good

but it's not worth 500 thousand

You are crazy

I don’t care

This is a malignant melanoma

Have you heard of it?

It cannot be treated.

no one in the world can treat it

Once you’ve got it. all you can do is to wait to die

It's incurable

I really hit the jackpot this time

How long have you known?

I had this mole ever since I was little

Then it started to feel weird

and turned into a fatal thing

I went to the hospital

and got a definite diagnosis

It has been around two weeks

Drink up

Try a different hospital

I don’t want to

I just want to die with dignity

Fen

This is not a disease

It's my fate.

my destiny is calling

All I can do is to answer

I think it's fair to say that

we are blood brothers

I can trust you to take care of my wife and kids

Am I right?

Our wives are fine. no need to worry about them

They'll probably live longer without us

Wow. this is strong

Go a head

What else do you have on your mind?

A couple of things.

first of all is my company-

I’m giving all of it to you

Hush. Let me finis h first

In this world

You are my only trustworthy friend

Without you

I have no one to rely on

I think you are the only one

who would treat my employees well

These kids have gone through a lot with me

I can’t just leave them like this

I don’t know how to make money. I am retired

Then lose money. You know how to do that right?

I can try to maintain it for a while

Don’t you have a daughter?

Chuan-chuan. Let her run the company

I’ll be her consultant

You know what?

I gave up too much to make money this lifetime

As for Chuan-chuan.

I don’t want her to waste any time working for money

Not even for a minute

I want her to waste all the time she wants.

do whatever she likes

I have set up a trust fund for her

so she can eat a lifetime of sandwiches

Chuan-chuan is a good girl

She is great

She is reading Capital right now

She called me a couple of days ago.

she said. ”Daddy

Karl Marx is pretty interesting!"

He did an awesome job on The Communist Manifesto

I think she might grow up

to be a Communist believer

I am happy to hear that.

it's better than being a miser

Then she doesn’t need any money

No need to worry

Oh right. There is something else

Check please

Give me a second

Where is the restroom?

This way

On the left

This way?

Why are you here?

What?

Life is short

Yeah

No more misery

No more pain

You are breaking my neck

Xiang shan

is dying

What's wrong with him?

Xiang shan

Can’t make it

Come on

Get up first

He is leaving

We are going to separate

Is your dad drunk?

Can you help me?

Thanks

Hi

Where is the restroom?

On the left

Xiang shan

What are you doing here?

Why are you here?

I came with Xiaoxiao

I came with Qinfen

What are you laughing about?

Why are you drunk again?

What's wrong?

My family...

Awake?

I fell asleep here?

Where is Xiang shan?

Mango took him home

You wouldn’t let me move you

I didn’t want to leave you here alone.

so I stayed until now

Mango was here too?

I just remember putting my head against yours

Xiang shan told you guys to come?

Maybe it's fate

I don’t know what drove me here

You got someone new?

I’m happy to see you

but seeing you sad makes me feel miserable

You win

I feel guilty

Life is a spiritual journey

Someone once told me that.

now I am telling you the same thing

I care about you the most.

and I want you to be happy

Don’t ignore my text messages from now on

You hear me?

Xiaoxiao never called Qinfen

They don’t even text each other anymore

Mango visits Xiang shan sometimes and

occasionally she has some news about Xiaoxiao

Sometimes Mango says Xiaoxiao is still single

People have tried to set her up with other men.

but no good news

Sometimes Mango says Xiaoxiao met someone

on the airplane

and the man proposed

Meanwhile Xiang shan’s condition worsens day by day

The melanoma is very fatal

and is spreading rapidly within his entire body

He is now very weak

When he walks.

he is like an old man

Let's get out of here

It's like a giant camping site

When I’m alive I live in a crowded city

and when I die I get crammed in a graveyard

Do you want me to ”rest in peace"

in a place like this?

No

Finally you can get some peace

I don’t want the neighbors’ crying to wake you up

Then scatter my ashes

This vile bag of skin

Better off scattering it away

I was planning on donating some organs.

but now they all rotten. no longer presentable

If you don’t mind

just buy me a shrub

put my ashes inside.

and plant a bunting

Put it in a corner of the office.

it will grow fast and tall for sure

I can smile at you everyday

I don’t mind dead people.

it's the living ones that bother me

I want to sit. It's wet here

Fen?

Yes?

I am not afraid of dying

Really

But I’m afraid that living might become more unbearable than death

Let's go to the beach.

while you can still move around

I’ll make sure you leave with dignity

Can I trust you?

My friend

Do you have a choice?

Sorry

Mr. Wu?

Miss. Liang?

How are you?

Not bad

Why are you here in Sanya?

I came to attend Xiang shan’s farewell ceremony.

we are old friends

Xiang shan has passed away?

Qinfen told me

You didn’t know?

We gather here today

to commemorate our friend

Mr. Li Xiang shan

Mr. Li had an ordinary life.

nothing too special

Mr. Li grew up in an ordinary family

His looks were average

He was never a good student. All he did was play.

He was divorced twice.

and ruined three companies

He was once unemployed

Once a chief.

a bitter cynic.

a phony artist.

a manager.

a C EO. and

a go-between.

just like a match maker

He was quite a character

His family worried about hi m throughout his life

So did his friends

Whoever was close to him got a shit of luck

but we all loved him anyway

We loved this imperfect fellow named Xiang shan

If life is a meal. then he was a special course

Our lives wouldn’t have been fun without him

He never forgot about the past

He loved money but he was never a miser

He faced the music when he screwed up

No sucking up!

We made that clear before

But I must say what I want to right now

There is truth in the sucking-up here

It's now or never

The death of Xiang shan

Is a great loss to his family.

to his company.

and to our society

The loss is massive

and this can not be recovered

Xiang shan. do you think your death is

a huge loss or just simply unrecoverable?

Casual loss

you’ll get over it

Li Xiang shan Farewell Ceremony

This is Jianqiang

Hello

Hi

Please go inside and have a seat

I remember the first day I met Xiang shan

It was a beautiful day

He wore a wind coat

and his hair was all pulled back

I would never wear my hair like that

That's not possible

I can never forget

the first day we met

Thank god I had this ceremony before I actually died

Or else who knows what you guys would say

Fen

We will never see Xiang shan again

Today is just a farewell ceremony

Today is the farewell life

so everyone can say a proper good bye

He's not dead yet?

Why did you tell me he was dead then?

Why are you two together?

We ran into each other at the airport

Go inside first

So am I not even your friend anymore?

Aren’t you getting married?

Who told you that?

You really want me to get married?

Go inside first.

I’ll apologize later

Our child hood is just like yesterday

now death is knocking on my door

Everyone is the same.

everyone is equal before death

I’m not going to com plain about life anymore

I got what I deserve

and some things I didn’t deserve

Everyone who is here today

if you ask me

are all good people

even the most fishy ones

are not that bad either

You are the worst one

I was loved by many

and I loved many

In the end. I realized that I don’t know how to appreciate

I’ve wronged a lot of people's love and kindness

If I have ever offended you

and you still loathe me deeply.

here. today.

I apologize

Life is a spiritual journey

This is what my buddy Qinfen always says

Someone else told me this line.

the copyright is not mine

It doesn’t matter

Li Xiang shan’s journey

comes to an end here

And. I am so sorry to inform you that

Li Xiang shan’s journey

was not that productive

He was too busy

Too busy ma king money.

too busy getting drunk.

too busy breaking up and ma king up

I wasted too much precious time

Are you scared of death Xiang shan?

I greet you on behalf of the Hokkaido farmers

Yes

It's like walking on a road when it's pitch dark

and knocking on a stranger's door

You don’t know what's behind that door. Maybe it's a wonderland.

maybe it's a hopelessly deep abyss

I’m scared to take the next step

I don’t know if this would be the end

or just the beginning...

Mr. Wu

What do you know

about death?

I heard there is a light

You just follow the light.

that's what the elders say

Thanks

Thank you. Mr. Wu

Death is just another state of being

in relation to living

That's what my daughter told me this morning

It's a shame if you only know how to live life

That's great

Chuan-chuan

Chuan-chuan

Chuan-chuan. your father is calling you

Thank you. Chuan-chuan

I’m sorry to have brought you into this world.

and not being able to be with you

Please tell your mother

I am sorry

Because of me. she didn’t have an enjoyable life

I’m sorry for everything

I want to thank everyone for decorating my life

and thanks for coming to say a last goodbye

Your love and your kindness

I will remember forever

These are all engraved into my brain

I’ll bring these memories with me

when I get cremated

My body will be gone

but these memories will still remain

They will travel with the wind

and spread to be with the light and soil

These memories will guide me to you in the next life

If there is a next life...

At last

I want to remind everyone that

if you have a mole. get rid of it quickly

Don’t ever think it's lucky or sexy

You are such a joker

It was an honor to have known you

Xiang shan

Yes

I don’t want you to go

I’m coming back.

I love people too much

I’m coming back for sure

Xuanxuan

In your next life. if someone just comes up to you

and says that he likes you

remember.

that person is me

Is there a secret code?

There should be one

Too many people will use this line

What should I do then?

Secret code...

“Did someone ask you out from a past life?"

It's a deal

Among a roomful of people. your hands are the coldest.

That's poor blood circulation.

they are never warm

Xiang shan

This is Li Jianqiang

Good. good

Hi

How's Somalia?

Don’t worry about it

Once we got there.

all the pirates ran away

That's wonderful

You two be good to one another

No matter what.

to live in harmony is the most important thing

You guys catch up

Honey

I’ve thought about it

What we had over the last couple years

was happiness

When you see me in the next lifetime.

will you say hello to me?

Of course

I will greet all of you

You are all my family

I’ll be your servant in our next life

Xiang shan

Look who's here?

I’m so glad you came

This guy is even happier

Take it easy on him

I’ve been through so much

Let me tell you something.

to get married is always a mistake

A lasting marriage is

to continue the mistake and make the best of it

None of my friends had a pleasant married life

Qinfen is an old bachelor

After all these years.

you two never got married.

but in my heart

I have always seen you as married.

and you’re quite a good match too

I really hope that

you two

can be an exception

and just stay together forever

Just the two of you. until you die

Nothing and no one can tear you a part

Xiaoxiao

Xiaoxiao

Life

is short

Chuan-chuan

Do you want to say something to daddy?

Daddy

You must be tired.

Let's not talk anymore

I’ll read you a poem

It doesn’t matter if you see me or not.

I am standing right there

with no emotion

It doesn’t matter if you miss me or not.

the feeling is right there

and it isn’t going anywhere

It doesn’t matter if you love me or not

Love is right there

and it is not going to change

It doesn’t matter if you are with me or not

My hand is in your hand

and I am not going to let go

Let me embrace you

or

Let me live in your heart to eternity

Silence. Love

Calmness. Joy

That's all there is

Thank you

Say something to daddy

I did in my heart

Do you want to say something?

We'll say it in our hearts too

Chuan-chuan

Can you be my witness today?

Life is short

I would love to continue making this mistake with you

Still not being serious?

Chuan-chuan

Please help me convince her.

I’ve never begged anyone in my life

She is the only one

She is my nemesis

You two are so strange

Chuan-chuan. I’ll do what you say

What do you think of this person?

If you think he is ok. then I’ll say yes

I think...

He is not that bad.

at least not any worse than the others

Thank you Chuan-chuan

That is such a compliment

Let's see you take it off this time

Let's get this straight-

after we get married

What's yours is mine and what's mine is still mine

You no longer have any rights

You must obey unconditionally

I should at least be given my basic human rights

The right to play mahjong. the right to watch TV

and the right to not get embarrassed in front of others

You are allowed to play mahjong.

with the people I approve of

You are allowed to watch TV

But you can’t watch match making shows

If you do something wrong in front of others

I will only forgive you once a year

You are seriously a good couple

I feel so used

All women are the same...

so difficult

According to a reliable inside source.

Qinfen and Xiaoxiao got married in 2030.

Mr. Qin was already in his 70's.

Many strange things were bound to happen,

We'll talk about them later