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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,663 --> 00:00:33,797 No, don't put me on hold. 2 00:00:33,806 --> 00:00:35,339 How... you're the third person I've spoken to 3 00:00:35,343 --> 00:00:37,810 today, by the way. 4 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:41,088 I have water. 5 00:00:41,097 --> 00:00:42,830 I don't have hot water, do you understand there's a difference? 6 00:00:42,838 --> 00:00:43,870 Can you get me some sugar, honey? 7 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:45,241 - Okay, great. - Thank you. 8 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,080 Then help me, please. 9 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:50,624 I had icicles in my hair this morning. 10 00:00:50,631 --> 00:00:52,431 Do you know what that's like? 11 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:54,940 Oh! Oh! Oh! 12 00:00:54,947 --> 00:00:57,381 - Oh, hey, are you okay? - Yeah. 13 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,257 - I'm sorry. Come on. - Daniel! 14 00:00:59,262 --> 00:00:59,627 Tomorrow, please. 15 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,263 Thank you. 16 00:01:05,418 --> 00:01:07,318 - I'm so sorry. - It's... 17 00:01:07,326 --> 00:01:08,893 Apologize to this nice lady. 18 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,699 - Boys will be boys. - It's fine, really. 19 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,538 No, it's not. 20 00:01:12,546 --> 00:01:15,146 Daniel, say you're sorry now. 21 00:01:15,153 --> 00:01:17,020 Or do you want to end up on the naughty list? 22 00:01:17,028 --> 00:01:19,161 I'm sorry I ran into you. 23 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:23,303 That naughty or nice list really works, huh? 24 00:01:23,318 --> 00:01:25,485 - What's she talking about? - Nothing, honey. 25 00:01:25,491 --> 00:01:27,357 I'll be right back. 26 00:01:27,366 --> 00:01:30,934 I'm guessing by your lack of stains, sweatpants, 27 00:01:30,944 --> 00:01:31,776 and bloodshot eyes, you don't have children. 28 00:01:31,781 --> 00:01:34,883 No, I don't. 29 00:01:34,892 --> 00:01:35,991 You probably popped right up after eight hours of sleep, 30 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,196 took a nice, long, hot shower... 31 00:01:38,205 --> 00:01:40,071 Actually, no, my hot water heater's... 32 00:01:40,076 --> 00:01:43,645 Leisurely got dressed, applied your perfect makeup 33 00:01:43,656 --> 00:01:45,756 while watching good morning America. 34 00:01:45,765 --> 00:01:48,098 - That is so not my life. - I love my children, 35 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,841 but parenting is all your nightmares combined. 36 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:53,584 The one trump card parents have 37 00:01:53,592 --> 00:01:57,560 is that kids know Santa keeps a list. 38 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,975 So, yes. The naughty or nice list still works. 39 00:01:58,978 --> 00:02:02,412 The world is a better place because of it. 40 00:02:07,309 --> 00:02:09,176 What? 41 00:02:09,181 --> 00:02:10,681 Enjoy. Next. 42 00:02:10,688 --> 00:02:12,154 Hi, can I get 43 00:02:12,161 --> 00:02:15,496 a large vanilla latte with a shot... 44 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:18,173 Make it three shots of espresso, and a mocha capp to go? 45 00:02:18,183 --> 00:02:19,849 - Okay. - Thank you. 46 00:02:19,854 --> 00:02:21,120 $7.75, please. 47 00:02:21,126 --> 00:02:22,459 Thanks. 48 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:27,643 - Seriously? - Seriously. 49 00:02:27,651 --> 00:02:29,884 Krissy kringle? 50 00:02:29,890 --> 00:02:31,357 Like kris kringle? 51 00:02:31,364 --> 00:02:34,264 That's awesome. 52 00:02:34,272 --> 00:02:35,672 You want some milk and cookies to go with your latte? 53 00:02:35,679 --> 00:02:36,611 I can get you some carrot sticks for your reindeer. 54 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:39,650 Do you think any of that is original? 55 00:02:42,035 --> 00:02:43,869 Sorry, St. Nick. 56 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:45,006 Credit card's been declined. 57 00:02:45,012 --> 00:02:47,413 - Seriously? - Seriously. 58 00:02:47,422 --> 00:02:49,221 Well, I don't have cash. 59 00:02:49,226 --> 00:02:50,759 Here's... 60 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:56,881 Ah. 61 00:02:56,889 --> 00:02:57,254 I need another quarter. 62 00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:58,723 Come on. 63 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:04,042 Thanks, kid. 64 00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:05,980 You're off the naughty list. 65 00:03:12,077 --> 00:03:15,746 - Morning, Michaela. - Morning. 66 00:03:15,757 --> 00:03:17,757 - Hey, Jack. - Hey. 67 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,230 - Hello. - Hi. 68 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:26,184 Hi. 69 00:03:33,519 --> 00:03:35,520 - Everybody's a comedian. - Hey, there. 70 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:38,530 Hi. The usual. 71 00:03:38,538 --> 00:03:40,538 - Ah, thank you. - You're a lifesaver. 72 00:03:40,547 --> 00:03:42,614 You look nice. 73 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,255 Oh. Meeting a friend for lunch. 74 00:03:45,263 --> 00:03:46,596 Does that say, "triple shot"? 75 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,469 - Hmm? Mm. - Rough night? 76 00:03:48,474 --> 00:03:50,207 Rough morning. 77 00:03:50,215 --> 00:03:52,015 Jingle, jingle, miss krissy kringle. 78 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,056 And it continues. 79 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,395 - She's heard 'em all, Philip. - Run along, now. 80 00:03:56,405 --> 00:03:58,672 Helen needs to see you in her office asap. 81 00:03:58,678 --> 00:03:59,977 Get your sleigh bells over there. 82 00:03:59,983 --> 00:04:01,649 - Thank you, Philip. - Buh-bye. 83 00:04:01,657 --> 00:04:03,657 Okay. 84 00:04:03,662 --> 00:04:05,328 - Oh, how do I look? - Like promotion material? 85 00:04:05,336 --> 00:04:06,335 I don't have any hot water at my house, 86 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,506 so I'm a mess. 87 00:04:07,512 --> 00:04:09,079 You look great. 88 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,015 You really think you're gonna get it? 89 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,454 I don't know. 90 00:04:12,464 --> 00:04:13,563 I mean, I've brought in three new accounts in the last month, 91 00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:15,832 and the rumor is they're gonna hire from within. 92 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:18,808 And two days ago, Helen smiled at me in the bathroom. 93 00:04:18,817 --> 00:04:20,851 No teeth, but the corners of her mouth did go up. 94 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,426 Go get it, girl. 95 00:04:43,371 --> 00:04:44,605 Miss kringle. 96 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:46,945 Yes. 97 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:49,288 We're setting you free today. 98 00:04:49,294 --> 00:04:50,660 You can pick up your final check from accounting. 99 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,134 Thank you so much for your work. 100 00:04:53,141 --> 00:04:58,044 Have a good holiday. 101 00:04:58,058 --> 00:05:00,926 I'm sorry, did you just fire me? 102 00:05:00,938 --> 00:05:02,871 We released you, yes. 103 00:05:02,876 --> 00:05:05,110 Released me. 104 00:05:05,119 --> 00:05:08,720 Like an animal into the wild. 105 00:05:08,731 --> 00:05:11,065 Why? 106 00:05:11,074 --> 00:05:13,007 Cutbacks. 107 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:16,248 - Cutbacks? - That's it. 108 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,593 Because I have been bringing in new clients every month. 109 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,633 I thought I was getting a promotion. 110 00:05:19,638 --> 00:05:21,004 Oh. 111 00:05:27,364 --> 00:05:29,398 No. 112 00:05:29,406 --> 00:05:30,071 No, you know what? You just... you can't... you... 113 00:05:30,076 --> 00:05:31,809 You... you should know that... 114 00:05:35,696 --> 00:05:38,631 You are going on the naughty list. 115 00:05:44,828 --> 00:05:46,962 - Fired? - Released. 116 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:49,102 Returning me to my natural habitat. 117 00:05:49,111 --> 00:05:51,745 Unemployed and going nowhere. 118 00:05:51,756 --> 00:05:53,756 I thought this was it, you know? 119 00:05:53,761 --> 00:05:56,395 I thought this was a place I was gonna make a name for myself. 120 00:05:56,405 --> 00:06:00,273 I'm clever-ish and funny and smart, right? 121 00:06:00,285 --> 00:06:02,119 Don't say anything if you don't agree. 122 00:06:02,124 --> 00:06:05,725 - I agree. - God, and right before Christmas. 123 00:06:05,739 --> 00:06:07,339 I knew her heart was made of ice, but this is really cold. 124 00:06:07,343 --> 00:06:08,308 I know. 125 00:06:08,313 --> 00:06:11,615 Well... 126 00:06:11,628 --> 00:06:13,194 I let her have it. 127 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,899 - Oh, my God. - Tell me what you said. 128 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:20,111 Told her she was rude and oblivious and just angry. 129 00:06:20,124 --> 00:06:21,924 And then I said a bunch of stuff I can't even repeat. 130 00:06:21,929 --> 00:06:25,330 You did not. 131 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,311 What I actually said was more like, 132 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,719 "you're gonna end up on Santa's naughty list." 133 00:06:30,729 --> 00:06:32,429 "Naughty" what? 134 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:35,001 She's intimidating, and I'm weak. 135 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:37,712 I'm gonna die in the wild. 136 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,586 Maybe you should go back in and give her a time-out as well. 137 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,401 You know what? 138 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:45,941 They take all our best ideas, we never get a raise or a bonus, 139 00:06:45,951 --> 00:06:48,251 and nobody gets promoted. 140 00:06:48,258 --> 00:06:49,591 Maybe this is a good thing. 141 00:06:49,597 --> 00:06:51,497 I mean, what am I supposed to do? 142 00:06:51,502 --> 00:06:54,369 I literally had to borrow change from a seven-year-old today. 143 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,647 Lance is making money. 144 00:06:56,654 --> 00:06:57,553 I mean, he's almost a partner by now, right? 145 00:06:57,558 --> 00:06:59,792 Yeah. 146 00:06:59,801 --> 00:07:01,434 Yeah, but I'm not gonna take money from him 147 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:02,670 until we're married. 148 00:07:02,676 --> 00:07:04,576 It's been six years. 149 00:07:04,584 --> 00:07:06,451 I mean, how long should a girl have to wait? 150 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:09,824 Apparently six years. 151 00:07:09,837 --> 00:07:12,037 Ah, Jill, my mom's gonna freak out. 152 00:07:12,043 --> 00:07:15,444 I mean, now I'm unmarried and unemployed. 153 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:16,690 I know this seems terrible right now, krissy. 154 00:07:16,693 --> 00:07:18,826 You'll land on your feet. 155 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:20,101 Give me a call, and we'll grab drinks or something. 156 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,574 Thanks, Jill. 157 00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:17,007 I know, terrible. 158 00:08:38,121 --> 00:08:39,488 Whoop... 159 00:09:41,683 --> 00:09:53,794 Hmm. 160 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:56,564 That's weird. 161 00:09:59,751 --> 00:10:01,552 Dear Santa, 162 00:10:01,556 --> 00:10:03,756 thank you for visiting me in the hospital. 163 00:10:03,766 --> 00:10:06,100 You forgot this. I know it's important for your job. 164 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:06,537 Merry Christmas. Your friend, Katie. 165 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,241 Okay. 166 00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:19,114 Hi, sweetheart. 167 00:10:19,121 --> 00:10:21,722 Hi. 168 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:24,264 - I'm sorry about your job. - I tried to get out earlier. 169 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:26,707 Mm, it's okay. 170 00:10:26,714 --> 00:10:28,481 I just didn't want to go to mom and dad's for dinner by myself. 171 00:10:28,488 --> 00:10:30,421 I can hear the lecture already. 172 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:32,594 Don't tell 'em. 173 00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:35,771 You know nothing gets past her. She's like a mind reader. 174 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,480 Yeah, just go with the don't ask, don't tell policy 175 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:37,918 and hope she's having an off night. 176 00:10:37,922 --> 00:10:40,156 Yeah. 177 00:10:40,162 --> 00:10:40,927 We make it to dessert without any mention of your job, 178 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,432 you'll be home free. 179 00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:56,751 - Wow. - Hologram reindeer. 180 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,189 Debbie's reaear for the title. 181 00:10:58,196 --> 00:10:59,562 That's impressive. 182 00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:00,867 She's not taking any chances. 183 00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,470 She tried to get real reindeer. 184 00:11:02,477 --> 00:11:04,244 Apparently, they require a permit. 185 00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:05,751 You know, miss kringle, 186 00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:07,788 you should really get into the spirit. 187 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,063 - I'm getting a wreath. - A wreath. 188 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,902 A wreath. 189 00:11:10,907 --> 00:11:12,640 - You're a kringle. - Be better than a wreath. 190 00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:14,114 Stop it. Everyone thinks I work with elves. 191 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,019 It's horrible. 192 00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:15,586 I'm just saying... 193 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,944 It fits my mood. 194 00:11:22,952 --> 00:11:25,486 Oh, poor baby. 195 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,697 Hello. 196 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,843 Mom, dad? 197 00:11:50,852 --> 00:11:51,951 - Ho... - Ho! 198 00:11:51,956 --> 00:11:53,455 Ho! 199 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,829 - Oh, kill me now. - Just get to dessert. 200 00:11:55,836 --> 00:11:57,536 - Hey. - Hi, daddy. 201 00:11:57,543 --> 00:11:58,942 - Hi, darlin'. - Hi, mama. How are you? 202 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:01,517 - Ah, pumpkin, I presume. - Mm. 203 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:04,892 - Carol, I love your sweater. - Is it new? 204 00:12:04,902 --> 00:12:06,701 - Oh, thanks. - I made it myself. 205 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,976 I made one for krissy too, but she hasn't worn it yet. 206 00:12:08,985 --> 00:12:10,685 - Oh, come on, come on. - Food's ready. 207 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,423 Yeah, yeah, come. 208 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:12,795 You guys just want to start with dessert? 209 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,550 Thank you, Carol. 210 00:12:19,554 --> 00:12:23,223 - Thanks, mom. - That was wonderful. 211 00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:25,337 - Thank your dad. - He did most of the cooking. 212 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:27,176 And now the reason we have a main course 213 00:12:27,184 --> 00:12:29,718 in the first place. 214 00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:31,691 - No sugar. - It's the holidays. 215 00:12:31,699 --> 00:12:33,666 Every day is a holiday to you. 216 00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:35,308 - Well, what do you expect? - I'm a kringle. 217 00:12:35,312 --> 00:12:36,945 See, that wasn't so bad. 218 00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:38,318 - We're almost there. - You're almost there. 219 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,492 Portion control. 220 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,597 Your portion control would starve a mouse. 221 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:48,286 - Here. - Thank you. 222 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:50,328 I assume the other one didn't fit, 223 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,799 so this one's a little looser. 224 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,940 - Try it on. - Yay, bigger. 225 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,249 I'll try it on at home. In private. 226 00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:58,592 I really wish you'd get 227 00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:00,465 into the Christmas spirit, sweetheart. 228 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,536 Of course you do. It's why you named me krissy kringle. 229 00:13:02,545 --> 00:13:03,878 Oh, come on, now. 230 00:13:03,881 --> 00:13:04,747 Everyone always thinks that's adorable. 231 00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,151 Daily. 232 00:13:06,157 --> 00:13:08,691 You were named after a legend. 233 00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:11,403 Mother Teresa is a legend. 234 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,710 We could be actual descendants, for all you know. 235 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,887 Yeah, don't be such a sourpuss. 236 00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:17,192 You're the one who chose to live on candy cane Lane. 237 00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:19,065 No, no, no, they voted 238 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,603 to change the name to candy cane Lane after I moved in 239 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:24,181 because of this holiday house contest. 240 00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:25,721 Now every December, I can't even open my front door. 241 00:13:25,728 --> 00:13:27,127 You know, I think it's so sweet that kids 242 00:13:27,134 --> 00:13:28,967 still mail their letters to Santa claus. 243 00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:30,739 Sure, it's adorable. 244 00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:32,513 Except all those letters end up at my house. 245 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,953 Well, you could always sell the place. 246 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:35,656 I can't, I'm totally upside-down 247 00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:38,531 like everything else in my life. 248 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:39,208 What's the matter? 249 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,643 Hmm? 250 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:44,654 Nothing. 251 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:46,295 You got fired. 252 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,969 - What? - How does she do that? 253 00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:49,176 - It's a gift. - It's a curse. 254 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:51,112 W-wait, wait, wait. 255 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,986 I thought you were getting a promotion. 256 00:13:52,994 --> 00:13:54,661 You've been talking about this for weeks. 257 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,199 - Yeah, what happened? - I don't even know. 258 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,372 She said it was cutbacks. 259 00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,614 But that doesn't make any sense 260 00:13:59,617 --> 00:14:00,883 'cause there's still a position open. 261 00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:02,889 Gosh, just before Christmas. 262 00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:03,929 What are you gonna do for a job? 263 00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,999 I don't know. 264 00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:07,039 I mean, look, I'll figure it out. It's fine. 265 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:09,980 Let's just talk about something else. 266 00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:10,953 I'm gonna help her out till she gets on her feet. 267 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,391 You are not gonna help me out. 268 00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:15,266 I am an independent woman, I can handle myself. 269 00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:16,673 You know this really wouldn't be an issue 270 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,947 - if you two were married. - Mom. Really? 271 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,586 Well, you know, I would like to plan my daughter's wedding. 272 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,192 Is that so wrong? 273 00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:24,099 It is not 1950. 274 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:24,871 Women have other priorities than getting married. 275 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,609 It will happen when it happens. 276 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:35,003 And I am not going to take "no" for an answer. 277 00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:41,926 No. 278 00:14:41,938 --> 00:14:43,437 Okay. 279 00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:49,123 Where is she going? 280 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:50,461 She won't take "no" for an answer. 281 00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:52,702 I promise you. Now, look. 282 00:14:52,711 --> 00:14:55,745 Your independence is not gonna pay the mortgage or buy gas 283 00:14:55,754 --> 00:14:57,587 or... or... or put food on the table. 284 00:14:57,594 --> 00:14:59,261 Should've never bought that house. 285 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,167 Wait, you are the one that told me to buy that house. 286 00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:05,312 You said, "krissy, now is the time to buy," 287 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,887 and she is the mind reader in the family. 288 00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,561 How come she didn't predict the crash? 289 00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,032 Well, she does... 290 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:14,875 Doesn't see everything. Shh. 291 00:15:14,889 --> 00:15:16,422 You said if we got to the pie, we'd be home free. 292 00:15:16,429 --> 00:15:17,294 We should have skipped dessert. 293 00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,566 Mm. 294 00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:22,473 - Okay. - What is this now? 295 00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:24,085 That is your next job. 296 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,989 It's only temporary, 297 00:15:25,997 --> 00:15:27,563 but it'll do till something better comes along. 298 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:30,838 Wrapping presents at the mall. 299 00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:33,248 - I'm not doing this. - It's too late. 300 00:15:33,254 --> 00:15:36,122 I already texted Gloria. Her grandson is the manager. 301 00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:37,400 I told him you would be there at 9:00 A.M. tomorrow morning. 302 00:15:37,406 --> 00:15:40,373 Mom! 303 00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:41,781 Hey, come on, it's the perfect job for a kringle. 304 00:15:41,788 --> 00:15:43,955 Okay, you understand in other countries, 305 00:15:43,961 --> 00:15:45,594 they force prisoners to wrap presents. 306 00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:47,500 It's a form of torture. No. 307 00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:50,042 Don't be so dramatic. 308 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,316 I'm sure that Lance agrees with me, don't you, honey? 309 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:53,623 Don't. 310 00:15:55,838 --> 00:15:57,838 And you get to wear a cute, little elf costume. 311 00:15:57,844 --> 00:16:00,278 Oh, that is definitely not happening. 312 00:16:00,288 --> 00:16:02,821 I think elves earn an extra 20 bucks a day. 313 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,261 Seriously? 314 00:16:05,907 --> 00:16:09,743 Huh. 315 00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:22,531 Do you want to come inside and watch an old movie or something? 316 00:16:22,532 --> 00:16:25,200 I can't. 317 00:16:25,211 --> 00:16:28,212 I have a pile of research, big deposition tomorrow. 318 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,720 Sure. 319 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:31,092 It's okay, it's fine. 320 00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:33,533 Don't be mad. 321 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,273 I'm an associate. 322 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,015 It won't be like this forever, I promise. 323 00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:40,859 So why were you so quiet when my mom 324 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,500 asked about us getting married? 325 00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:44,906 So that's really why you're upset. 326 00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:46,347 Because I didn't jump up and tell your mom 327 00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,921 that she has a wedding to plan. 328 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,058 Your silence was deafening. 329 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,000 I don't talk about weddings, krissy, 330 00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:54,275 - because you hate them. - What? 331 00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:56,549 - You... - The overcooked steak, 332 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,458 the chicken dance, that shout song. 333 00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,663 Everybody hates that stuff! 334 00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:02,239 My wedding's not gonna be like that. 335 00:17:02,243 --> 00:17:05,143 It is gonna be different, okay? 336 00:17:05,155 --> 00:17:06,855 Most girls want to get married, 337 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:08,128 so they can have their own personal prom. 338 00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:09,931 I just... 339 00:17:09,939 --> 00:17:12,106 Ugh, I just want a new last name. 340 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,581 So you're using me. 341 00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:16,286 Well, yeah. 342 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,529 I love you, krissy kringle. 343 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:21,804 Come here. 344 00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:22,248 I need you to. 345 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,749 Good night. 346 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:42,343 Debbie? 347 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,055 What are you doing? 348 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,800 Um, just some last-minute decorating. 349 00:17:47,808 --> 00:17:50,976 - Oh. - Candy canes. 350 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,054 It's not really your theme this year. 351 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,290 Yeah, I know, right? 352 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:57,934 No, these won't... These won't work at all. 353 00:17:57,945 --> 00:18:00,179 You know... 354 00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:05,324 A porch light doesn't count as a decoration. 355 00:18:05,339 --> 00:18:07,139 It's a shame that someone with such a festive last name 356 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:09,111 is such a grinch. 357 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,019 This is candy cane Lane. 358 00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:13,528 Show some respect! 359 00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:17,036 It was not candy cane Lane when I moved in, okay? 360 00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:18,513 You are the nightmare before Christmas, krissy kringle! 361 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,053 Yes, you are. 362 00:18:38,592 --> 00:18:40,159 Oh. 363 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,532 Oh. 364 00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:43,635 Oh, cold. Oh. 365 00:19:10,006 --> 00:19:12,741 Aw. 366 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,697 - Hello. - Yeah, this is the plumber. 367 00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,604 - Is this krissy kringle? - This is she. 368 00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:21,511 That's your real name? 369 00:19:21,513 --> 00:19:23,213 Yes. 370 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,286 - Krissy kringle. - Candy cane Lane. 371 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:28,397 Yes, krissy kringle, who lives on candy cane Lane. 372 00:19:29,779 --> 00:19:31,445 Ma'am, you there? 373 00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:33,349 Oh. Oh! 374 00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:38,231 Oh. 375 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,963 "Loses patience with plumber"? 376 00:19:46,972 --> 00:19:49,773 "Opens other people's mail." 377 00:20:03,097 --> 00:20:04,564 Hmm. 378 00:20:07,546 --> 00:20:08,846 Krissy kringle. 379 00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,825 - Hello? - Hello. Miss kringle? 380 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,466 Who is this? 381 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:43,839 Dean Patterson, Patterson plumbing. 382 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,645 We were cut off. 383 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,450 Dean Patterson, right, I'm sorry. 384 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,691 Yeah, look, uh, miss kringle, 385 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:51,364 I'm... I'm sorry, but my truck broke down. 386 00:20:51,372 --> 00:20:53,138 I'm not gonna be able to fix that water heater today. 387 00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:55,412 "Lies to customer 388 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,656 about truck breaking down." What? 389 00:20:57,662 --> 00:21:01,364 What was that? 390 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,342 Are you in your pajamas, drinking coffee? 391 00:21:04,353 --> 00:21:06,553 - What? - What are you talking about? 392 00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:09,894 - Plaid pajamas? - No. I'm serious. 393 00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:10,806 I'm sitting here waiting for a tow right now. 394 00:21:10,808 --> 00:21:12,808 - You're lying. - No. No, I'm not. 395 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:15,251 - Yes. - Yes, you are. 396 00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:17,661 You're on your couch, aren't you? Admit it. 397 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,734 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 398 00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:21,276 I had a late night, I'm going through some stuff. 399 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,347 - I'll be... I'll be there. - Okay. Okay. 400 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:27,527 The water heater's out back. 401 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:27,935 - And don't overcharge me. - I won't. I won't. 402 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,104 Or I'll know. 403 00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:45,583 - L know. And don't overcharge me. - I won't. I won't. 404 00:21:48,747 --> 00:21:52,315 Yeah, that's it. All right, you take point. 405 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,792 You've got to slay the minotaur first, 406 00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:55,365 then we get to the wizard. 407 00:21:55,369 --> 00:21:57,303 Hi. 408 00:21:57,311 --> 00:22:00,679 Oh, now I'm surrounded. 409 00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:04,123 - Hi. - I'm krissy. 410 00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:06,370 Joe, chen, hold on. 411 00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:07,609 You're 15 minutes late. 412 00:22:07,615 --> 00:22:10,182 - I know, I'm sorry. - It was, um... 413 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:12,423 It was a strange morning. I mean, like, beyond strange. 414 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,266 I'm just... I'm in a bit of a fog today. 415 00:22:15,274 --> 00:22:16,974 Well, grams said you're gonna be an elf. 416 00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,981 Yeah. 417 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,356 Is your last name really kringle? 418 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,726 Yup. 419 00:22:22,736 --> 00:22:23,101 Well, then you've found your calling, mate. 420 00:22:30,227 --> 00:22:32,595 Put this on, and meet me in Santa's workshop. 421 00:22:32,605 --> 00:22:35,640 - Oh, wow. - Where is that, exactly? 422 00:22:35,649 --> 00:22:37,382 There's signs everywhere. 423 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,655 Are you... 424 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:39,727 Um... 425 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,100 - Okay. - God! 426 00:22:44,848 --> 00:22:45,947 What, you think I like all these 427 00:22:45,953 --> 00:22:47,853 extra decorations in my office? 428 00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:48,826 Is there no place else to put all this junk 429 00:22:48,831 --> 00:22:51,165 in the entire mall? 430 00:22:51,172 --> 00:22:53,339 I'm the only one that's got to walk through this minefield 431 00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:55,148 because, hey, Justin won't care, will he? 432 00:22:55,152 --> 00:22:57,085 Well, I do care. 433 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,383 - Hey. Come on, come on. - Pick it up. 434 00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:27,629 Marco, meet krissy kringle. 435 00:23:27,638 --> 00:23:29,237 Wow. You got a stage name and everything. 436 00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:32,245 It's my real name. 437 00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:34,187 Sorry, I thought you were kidding. 438 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:36,462 Well, welcome to the fun factory. 439 00:23:36,469 --> 00:23:38,369 Hey, keep it cheery, mate. 440 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:40,144 Or I'll make you wear the hat. 441 00:23:40,148 --> 00:23:42,848 All right, Marco will show you the ropes. 442 00:23:42,859 --> 00:23:46,628 - For now, start wrapping. - Let's go. 443 00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:49,273 What's his story? 444 00:23:49,284 --> 00:23:51,684 Well, to start with, he speaks with an Australian accent, 445 00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,491 yet he is not Australian. 446 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:56,866 - Shall I go on? - What? Yes, please. 447 00:23:56,876 --> 00:23:59,810 Yeah, rumor has it he watches crocodile dundee every night 448 00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:01,219 and then on weekends goes on walkabout. 449 00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:03,291 - Amazing. - Yeah. 450 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,068 Name a complex, he's got it. 451 00:24:06,076 --> 00:24:08,309 So how come the ladies don't have to wear elf costumes? 452 00:24:08,318 --> 00:24:09,618 That is a fair question. 453 00:24:09,621 --> 00:24:11,988 The blue hairs work at the senior center, 454 00:24:11,998 --> 00:24:15,232 so they don't get to be as fashionable as we are. 455 00:24:15,242 --> 00:24:16,842 Hey, Ruth. Hey, Phyllis. How's it going? 456 00:24:16,849 --> 00:24:19,249 They can't hear me. 457 00:24:19,255 --> 00:24:22,590 Uh, oh, did he tell you that the elves 458 00:24:22,603 --> 00:24:23,735 have to work at Santa's photo gallery as well? 459 00:24:23,741 --> 00:24:25,775 - What? - Yup. 460 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:28,180 Put on a happy face. You're gonna need it. 461 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:29,056 No, no, I'm not trained to work the photo gallery. 462 00:24:29,058 --> 00:24:30,324 Oh. 463 00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:32,430 Okay, well, question. 464 00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:33,738 Do you know... 465 00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:37,946 What this word means? 466 00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:40,193 - Yeah. - Great. 467 00:24:40,199 --> 00:24:41,965 And... 468 00:24:41,973 --> 00:24:45,975 Can you do this? 469 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,554 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, wait for it. 470 00:24:47,561 --> 00:24:49,894 And then back again. 471 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:52,201 Got it. 472 00:24:52,211 --> 00:24:53,476 - Guess what. - You just got trained. 473 00:24:58,199 --> 00:24:59,465 Merry Christmas. 474 00:24:59,468 --> 00:25:01,168 Got another load for the elves. 475 00:25:01,176 --> 00:25:03,476 What? 476 00:25:03,485 --> 00:25:05,518 I thought it was break time. 477 00:25:05,524 --> 00:25:08,158 - You were 15 minutes late. - That was your break. 478 00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:11,770 Another hour and a half till lunch. 479 00:25:11,781 --> 00:25:15,182 What is this, Santa's workshop or Santa's sweatshop? 480 00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:17,926 - You know what? - Let's get out of here. 481 00:25:17,937 --> 00:25:19,237 He's gonna be trying to level up for the next hour. 482 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,240 Let's go. Come on. Let's go. 483 00:25:21,248 --> 00:25:23,882 Let's go. 484 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,357 Honestly, I thought my old boss was bad. 485 00:25:26,367 --> 00:25:28,600 I went from Helen of Troy to a napoleonic elf. 486 00:25:28,609 --> 00:25:30,876 - Who's also a liar and a cheat. - What are you talking about? 487 00:25:30,882 --> 00:25:32,148 All right, well, the wrapping station 488 00:25:32,154 --> 00:25:33,020 is sponsored by the senior center. 489 00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:34,691 Uh-huh. 490 00:25:34,696 --> 00:25:36,229 Justin's grandma is the chairwoman, 491 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:37,936 so that's how he got his job. 492 00:25:37,943 --> 00:25:39,876 Well, I figured it wasn't based on merit. 493 00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:43,349 Okay, but they used to give a petty cash fund 494 00:25:43,362 --> 00:25:44,862 for the managers to buy snacks and drinks for the staff. 495 00:25:44,866 --> 00:25:46,265 - That's sweet. - Right? 496 00:25:46,272 --> 00:25:48,239 - So where are the snacks? - Exactly. 497 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,147 Ever since Justin took over, he's like, 498 00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:51,751 "Oh, sorry, mate. 499 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,592 We stopped doing it. You know how it is." 500 00:25:53,596 --> 00:25:54,495 He throws around the word "recession" 501 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,467 like he knows what it means. 502 00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,876 So you're saying he's stealing. 503 00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:02,985 I think so. But I can't prove it, so what is an elf to do? 504 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,166 I got bills to pay just like everybody else. 505 00:26:04,169 --> 00:26:07,170 Don't want to go rocking the sleigh. 506 00:26:26,316 --> 00:26:26,582 Stop it. 507 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,351 Stop. 508 00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:41,829 Ow! 509 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,642 - A kitten hugging a puppy? - That's hilarious, Ruth. 510 00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:47,319 And, Phyllis, I heard you took second place 511 00:26:47,327 --> 00:26:49,094 at the gin rummy tournament last weekend. 512 00:26:49,098 --> 00:26:51,465 Congratulations. That's fantastic. 513 00:26:51,475 --> 00:26:53,274 Ugh. 514 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,513 - 'Scuse me, ladies. - One second. 515 00:26:55,522 --> 00:26:58,089 Are you kidding me? 516 00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:00,997 I've seen five-year-olds wrap better. 517 00:27:01,009 --> 00:27:02,409 Let me explain. 518 00:27:02,415 --> 00:27:04,448 Right, you fold it straight... 519 00:27:04,454 --> 00:27:07,055 One piece of tape. 520 00:27:07,065 --> 00:27:08,197 You use more than one piece of tape, 521 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,000 you're doing it wrong. 522 00:27:10,008 --> 00:27:12,475 Keep doing it wrong, and you're fired. 523 00:27:12,485 --> 00:27:13,951 Understand? 524 00:27:13,954 --> 00:27:16,655 Or should I speak slower? 525 00:27:20,779 --> 00:27:21,679 Good. 526 00:27:21,684 --> 00:27:24,118 Keep up the Christmas cheer. 527 00:27:28,673 --> 00:27:29,774 Hat on! 528 00:27:36,403 --> 00:27:37,570 I'll be right back. 529 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:44,195 Where are you going? 530 00:27:44,198 --> 00:27:46,698 Krissy! 531 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:04,533 Justin reid. 532 00:28:08,818 --> 00:28:10,352 "Plays video games at work." 533 00:28:12,531 --> 00:28:16,034 "Sleeps at his desk." 534 00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:24,138 Check... 535 00:28:24,142 --> 00:28:25,976 Mate. 536 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,746 Please go back to the workshop. 537 00:28:35,752 --> 00:28:37,651 Okay. 538 00:28:37,656 --> 00:28:39,456 Hey, um, sorry. 539 00:28:39,464 --> 00:28:40,764 Is this about that thing that I told you about? 540 00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:42,102 'Cause that's just between you and me. 541 00:28:42,109 --> 00:28:43,876 - It's okay. Where's the money? - Oh. 542 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,579 What is this, a shakedown? 543 00:28:45,587 --> 00:28:47,154 Just... 544 00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:49,061 The petty cash from the senior center. 545 00:28:49,066 --> 00:28:52,100 I told you, cutbacks and recession. 546 00:28:52,112 --> 00:28:53,144 - Oh. - You're sure about that? 547 00:28:53,146 --> 00:28:54,646 Wait, what... 548 00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:00,198 Justin. 549 00:29:00,207 --> 00:29:03,241 You thief! 550 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,550 What would grams think, Justin? 551 00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:06,692 Don't tell grams. 552 00:29:06,698 --> 00:29:09,765 If she finds out, she'll cut me off. Please. 553 00:29:09,774 --> 00:29:11,708 I'll do whatever you want. 554 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,883 It's okay, we're not gonna say anything 555 00:29:13,889 --> 00:29:15,622 on three conditions. 556 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,731 One, you are gonna buy the staff snacks. 557 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:20,439 And lunch for the rest of the week. 558 00:29:20,446 --> 00:29:21,879 Yeah, and that means actual food. 559 00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:22,451 Something that's not gonna make us diabetic. 560 00:29:22,452 --> 00:29:24,519 Two... 561 00:29:24,527 --> 00:29:26,994 Show some respect. Stop demeaning everyone. 562 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:28,201 I do that? 563 00:29:28,207 --> 00:29:31,174 - A lot. - Three... 564 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,453 You're gonna let me borrow all these extra holiday decorations. 565 00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:33,991 You're gonna take all of this stuff out of here? 566 00:29:33,995 --> 00:29:35,895 No, no, mate. 567 00:29:35,903 --> 00:29:37,869 You are. My address is right here. 568 00:29:37,874 --> 00:29:40,508 Forget that. 569 00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:42,519 - I mean, it's cool. - We can call grams. 570 00:29:42,524 --> 00:29:44,958 Yeah, we could totally call grams. 571 00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:45,967 She's really good friends with my mom. 572 00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:49,140 - No, no, no, fine. - Fine. You win. 573 00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:49,649 Uh, Marco, order lunch for everyone. 574 00:29:49,652 --> 00:29:52,252 With pleasure. 575 00:29:57,244 --> 00:29:58,177 Oh. 576 00:29:58,182 --> 00:29:59,615 - There you go. - That's better. 577 00:30:05,644 --> 00:30:07,544 That was sick! 578 00:30:07,549 --> 00:30:09,816 It really was fun watching him grovel. 579 00:30:09,825 --> 00:30:11,558 How did you know where the money would be? 580 00:30:11,566 --> 00:30:15,501 - Are you psychic or something? - No, no, I had some help. 581 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:17,313 Well, tell me about it over lunch. 582 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,952 Oh, I have to meet my boyfriend, he's, um... where's... 583 00:30:20,966 --> 00:30:22,165 He's actually not gonna make it. 584 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,335 - Oh. - Figures. 585 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,810 Hey, it's all right, look, 586 00:30:25,817 --> 00:30:27,283 you know what'll never stand you up? 587 00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:27,818 A sandwich, my treat. 588 00:30:27,822 --> 00:30:29,422 Come on. 589 00:30:36,886 --> 00:30:38,320 Ah, I st that. 590 00:30:38,327 --> 00:30:39,460 And blackmailed him. You should consider politics. 591 00:30:39,466 --> 00:30:40,465 We'll see how my yard turns out, right? 592 00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:42,102 Yeah, right? 593 00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:44,474 Uh, I need a Turkey, no Mayo, on wheat. 594 00:30:44,484 --> 00:30:46,083 I'll get a veggie wrap, gluten free. 595 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:47,756 Excuse me, you guys not go to kindergarten? 596 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,427 Don't know how a line works? 597 00:30:49,435 --> 00:30:51,902 - We were next. - Oh, no! 598 00:30:51,909 --> 00:30:55,043 We're not gonna get anything in our stockings this year. 599 00:30:55,055 --> 00:30:58,824 Wait, so you actually walk around in public like that? 600 00:30:58,835 --> 00:31:02,303 Aren't you taking the whole holiday spirit a little to far? 601 00:31:02,313 --> 00:31:04,747 Hmm, aren't you taking your makeup a little bit too... 602 00:31:09,104 --> 00:31:11,306 - Save our spots. - I'll be right back. 603 00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:20,705 I have to get a picture of this. 604 00:31:20,716 --> 00:31:21,381 - Putting this one on Facebook. - Okay, stop. 605 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:22,749 Stop. No, stop. 606 00:31:28,575 --> 00:31:30,776 - Smile. - No... okay, that's... 607 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:32,918 Do... do not tag me. 608 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:35,759 It's for Twitter. 609 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:39,238 Hi, Tiffany, Brittany. 610 00:31:39,248 --> 00:31:42,449 A little holiday spirit for you guys. 611 00:31:42,459 --> 00:31:44,192 Brittany, stop telling everyone Tiffany's bulimic. She's not. 612 00:31:44,199 --> 00:31:47,000 - And, Tiffany... - What? 613 00:31:47,008 --> 00:31:47,506 Stop texting Brittany's boyfriend she's cheating on him. 614 00:31:47,510 --> 00:31:48,609 That's rude. 615 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:49,114 Why would you do that? 616 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,416 I didn't... 617 00:31:50,422 --> 00:31:52,189 I would never do something like that. 618 00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:54,094 I can't believe you told people I was bulimic. 619 00:31:54,102 --> 00:31:54,767 You know I'm not anymore. - I didn't! I didn't say that! 620 00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:56,571 Happy holidays! 621 00:31:56,576 --> 00:31:57,808 It may have slipped out a long time ago. 622 00:31:57,814 --> 00:31:58,713 What do you mean, "slipped out"? 623 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:00,485 Things don't slip out. 624 00:32:00,493 --> 00:32:01,325 I haven't said it in a long time! 625 00:32:01,326 --> 00:32:02,859 Okay, what is going on here? 626 00:32:02,866 --> 00:32:04,232 All right, are you... Are you like a witch? 627 00:32:04,239 --> 00:32:06,205 - Or something? - It's a gift. 628 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:10,513 Hi. We're next. 629 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,695 Spill it. Don't tell me it's a gift. 630 00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:15,002 I wrap gifts. This is not a gift, all right? 631 00:32:15,012 --> 00:32:16,111 This is like voodoo or something. 632 00:32:16,113 --> 00:32:17,679 You're gonna think I'm insane. 633 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:19,286 All right, don't make me use drastic measures. 634 00:32:19,293 --> 00:32:22,828 I don't even know what it is for sure. 635 00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:24,004 All right, don't think that I haven't learned 636 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,276 some tactics from these kids, all right? 637 00:32:25,282 --> 00:32:27,482 I have seen moms break in seconds. 638 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:28,654 - I can break you! - Fine. 639 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,794 I will tell you. 640 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:32,398 But you are the only person, do you understand? 641 00:32:32,406 --> 00:32:34,106 'Cause if anybody else finds out, 642 00:32:34,113 --> 00:32:35,546 I will end up in the loony bin. 643 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:36,986 Okay, I'm like fort knox, I promise. 644 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,288 Number seven, please. 645 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,895 What is this, your book of spells? 646 00:32:49,904 --> 00:32:52,505 Sort of. 647 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,346 Can I ask you an honest and direct question? 648 00:32:55,358 --> 00:32:57,391 As opposed to a deceitful and ambiguous one? Proceed. 649 00:32:57,396 --> 00:32:59,096 - That's funny. - Thank you. 650 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:00,837 Do you think there is a real naughty or nice list? 651 00:33:00,841 --> 00:33:03,675 The naughty or nice list. 652 00:33:03,686 --> 00:33:04,685 Every year, because of my name and the street I live on, 653 00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,391 I get thousands of letters 654 00:33:06,395 --> 00:33:07,361 intended for the real kris kringle. 655 00:33:07,366 --> 00:33:09,366 Right. 656 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,041 I'm sorry, back it up. The real kris kringle? 657 00:33:11,045 --> 00:33:12,544 Santa claus. 658 00:33:12,551 --> 00:33:14,852 Yes, I got the connection. 659 00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:16,660 So just for argument's sake, 660 00:33:16,665 --> 00:33:18,999 let's say he really is watching us, 661 00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:20,575 and he really does know whether or not 662 00:33:20,579 --> 00:33:23,847 we've been naughty or nice. 663 00:33:23,859 --> 00:33:26,326 - I know how it sounds. - Do you? 664 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,500 No, hey, sounds perfectly reasonable. 665 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,643 Look, I do believe that somebody 666 00:33:30,649 --> 00:33:33,116 is watching over us and all that, 667 00:33:33,126 --> 00:33:37,161 but not Santa claus 'cause I was raised catholic. 668 00:33:37,173 --> 00:33:39,440 Can you just go with me here? 669 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,584 I'm trying. 670 00:33:41,590 --> 00:33:44,824 What if there is a little bit of magic this time of year? 671 00:33:44,836 --> 00:33:48,171 And what if the list is real, and it's not just this thing 672 00:33:48,181 --> 00:33:50,148 that parents use to threaten their kids to behave? 673 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,052 And what if it was 674 00:33:52,060 --> 00:33:55,495 accidentally sent to me? 675 00:33:55,505 --> 00:33:58,540 Those are a lot of "what ifs." 676 00:33:58,552 --> 00:34:01,152 And you thought I wouldn't put you in the loony bin? 677 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,261 - Okay. - Check this out. 678 00:34:04,273 --> 00:34:04,805 All right. 679 00:34:04,808 --> 00:34:06,942 Marco webb. 680 00:34:13,271 --> 00:34:17,374 "Told girlfriend he was sick, then went to a sports bar"? 681 00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:18,819 How does it know that? 682 00:34:18,826 --> 00:34:22,127 Shh, sit down. 683 00:34:22,136 --> 00:34:26,171 - And that... - That is private. 684 00:34:26,183 --> 00:34:29,685 How... 685 00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:32,767 So crazy, but this might be the real naughty or nice list. 686 00:34:32,776 --> 00:34:33,641 Who else would have a book like this? 687 00:34:33,645 --> 00:34:36,313 The CIA. 688 00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:38,688 'Cause they care that you lied to your girlfriend. 689 00:34:38,698 --> 00:34:42,566 Hey, I am a pretty important guy, so maybe. 690 00:34:42,577 --> 00:34:44,310 All right, this just appeared on your doorstep? 691 00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:47,486 Yeah. 692 00:34:47,495 --> 00:34:48,994 And have... have you told anybody else? 693 00:34:49,001 --> 00:34:51,035 No, I don't want anyone... 694 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,273 You know, let's make that two, to go. 695 00:34:53,283 --> 00:34:55,150 - What's the matter? - Oh, God. 696 00:34:55,155 --> 00:34:57,655 It's my old boss and Jill. 697 00:34:57,665 --> 00:34:58,698 - That'll be $5.50. - Okay, thank you. 698 00:34:58,703 --> 00:35:00,302 Which one is Jill? 699 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,039 Is she foxy blue, or the ice queen? 700 00:35:02,047 --> 00:35:02,946 - Shh! - Just tell me when they're gone. 701 00:35:02,951 --> 00:35:04,651 Okay. 702 00:35:04,655 --> 00:35:06,622 Thank you. 703 00:35:06,631 --> 00:35:09,665 Let's go. 704 00:35:11,046 --> 00:35:13,513 Oh, and she's looking at me. 705 00:35:13,523 --> 00:35:15,423 Are they gone? 706 00:35:15,428 --> 00:35:16,928 And we're clear. 707 00:35:16,935 --> 00:35:18,201 What was that about? 708 00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:21,074 "Foxy blue" is Jill. 709 00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:25,151 I worked with her at my old job at an advertising agency. 710 00:35:25,163 --> 00:35:26,596 Wow, you went from ad exec to elf. 711 00:35:26,603 --> 00:35:29,303 That is a letdown. 712 00:35:29,314 --> 00:35:33,517 I got fired, and now Jill is coffee buddies with the boss. 713 00:35:33,529 --> 00:35:34,127 Something's not right about that. 714 00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:36,331 Whoa, whoa. 715 00:35:36,337 --> 00:35:37,370 What are you doing? You can't just wield that thing. 716 00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:38,041 Jill rhodes. 717 00:35:38,045 --> 00:35:40,245 Or maybe you can. 718 00:35:46,373 --> 00:35:49,943 "Stole promotion from krissy kringle." 719 00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:51,419 Number eight, please. 720 00:35:51,426 --> 00:35:55,361 That backstabbing... 721 00:35:55,373 --> 00:35:57,206 All right, let's wrap this up before you go all vesuvius on us 722 00:35:57,214 --> 00:35:58,614 and cover us in ash. 723 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,086 Can we take these to go? 724 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:03,224 Jill was my mentor. 725 00:36:03,236 --> 00:36:05,269 And, I mean, I thought she was my friend. What do I know? 726 00:36:05,275 --> 00:36:06,208 You two ever go shopping together? 727 00:36:06,213 --> 00:36:07,579 No. 728 00:36:07,585 --> 00:36:09,151 Not a friend. 729 00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:10,988 You know what, you're right. 730 00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:13,730 She wasn't my friend, she stole my ideas, 731 00:36:13,741 --> 00:36:15,341 she passed them off as her own, 732 00:36:15,345 --> 00:36:17,779 she told Helen I was hitting on her husband. 733 00:36:17,789 --> 00:36:20,256 That's insane. He's, like, 50. 734 00:36:21,468 --> 00:36:23,702 Wait, so you knew him, then. 735 00:36:23,711 --> 00:36:26,078 Yeah, we talked about reality television at company parties. 736 00:36:26,085 --> 00:36:28,452 Well, that can get passionate. 737 00:36:28,461 --> 00:36:29,526 Especially if they're about any of the real housewives. 738 00:36:31,973 --> 00:36:35,074 She betrayed me. 739 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:37,550 I'm gonna go in there on Monday and just tell them everything. 740 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,460 Tell 'em what, exactly? 741 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:40,998 That you found Santa's naughty or nice list? 742 00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:43,539 They'll have you committed. 743 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:44,515 And then what happens to the book 744 00:36:44,517 --> 00:36:45,983 if she gets her hands on it? 745 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:48,223 Well, I can't just let her get away with it. 746 00:36:48,232 --> 00:36:50,366 That's fine, but we gotta be methodical about this. 747 00:36:50,372 --> 00:36:52,438 All right, now, 748 00:36:52,447 --> 00:36:53,814 probably got a line of kids waiting to see Santa. 749 00:36:53,817 --> 00:36:56,017 Let's deal with that, 750 00:36:56,026 --> 00:36:57,592 then we'll get back to "operation kill Jill" later. 751 00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:01,134 All right? Let's go. 752 00:37:01,145 --> 00:37:02,811 And we'll go. 753 00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:49,742 Unbelievable. 754 00:37:51,192 --> 00:37:52,558 Oh, gold star, Justin. 755 00:37:56,309 --> 00:38:00,246 Debbie. Hi. 756 00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:02,591 What do you think? 757 00:38:02,601 --> 00:38:04,301 Compliments the porch light, huh? 758 00:38:04,305 --> 00:38:07,573 Very nice. 759 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,786 I love this little family of snowmen! They're so cute! 760 00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:11,425 Do you think I have a chance 761 00:38:11,432 --> 00:38:14,300 of winning the holiday house contest? 762 00:38:14,308 --> 00:38:16,608 Well, it's nice not to have a black hole on the street. 763 00:38:16,618 --> 00:38:18,485 I'm sure that's worth some merit. 764 00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:20,623 Hmm. 765 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,098 I don't know, I think I've got a real shot. 766 00:38:22,105 --> 00:38:23,404 When do we vote? 767 00:38:23,407 --> 00:38:23,839 Check your newsletter. 768 00:38:23,842 --> 00:38:27,110 Huh. 769 00:38:37,593 --> 00:38:40,995 Excellent. 770 00:39:04,122 --> 00:39:06,088 - You've reached Lance Leigh. - Leave me a message. 771 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:07,796 Hey, Mr. attorney. 772 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,771 I got your flowers. 773 00:39:09,776 --> 00:39:13,010 Thank you. You're off the hook this time. 774 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,522 But call me, okay? There's, um, some crazy stuff going on. 775 00:39:16,535 --> 00:39:17,934 I just want to talk to you about it. 776 00:39:17,937 --> 00:39:19,804 I think. 777 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:26,366 I think. 778 00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:38,440 - Hi, this is Jill. - Leave me a message if you dare. 779 00:39:38,446 --> 00:39:41,781 I'll call you back if I care. 780 00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:45,694 Hey, Jill, it's krissy, your great, great friend. 781 00:39:45,706 --> 00:39:49,575 Um, just wanting to get those drinks that we talked about. 782 00:39:49,586 --> 00:39:50,718 So call me back. I can't wait. 783 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:52,424 Bye. 784 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:26,683 Debbie o'brien. 785 00:40:36,054 --> 00:40:39,624 That little weasel. 786 00:40:45,221 --> 00:40:45,887 Excellent. 787 00:40:55,591 --> 00:40:56,224 Hey. 788 00:41:01,848 --> 00:41:05,217 - Wow! - What is this winter wonderland? 789 00:41:05,227 --> 00:41:07,194 This is unbelievable. 790 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,266 I know, right? 791 00:41:09,274 --> 00:41:10,841 Justin really did a good job. 792 00:41:10,848 --> 00:41:13,014 That grams must be a real gravy train. 793 00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:14,420 Well, I just hope it's enough 794 00:41:14,427 --> 00:41:16,060 to beat my neighbor Debbie over here. 795 00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:17,066 I'm calling out that kleptomaniac tonight. 796 00:41:17,068 --> 00:41:18,567 All right. 797 00:41:18,574 --> 00:41:20,207 Thank you for coming, by the way. 798 00:41:20,215 --> 00:41:20,847 - Ah, please. - This is better than shark week. 799 00:41:20,851 --> 00:41:22,151 Both: 800 00:41:22,154 --> 00:41:25,522 This is quite the turnout. 801 00:41:25,535 --> 00:41:27,268 We're entering the lion's den. 802 00:41:27,272 --> 00:41:28,504 - Ooh, maybe they got cake pops. - I'll be right back. 803 00:41:28,510 --> 00:41:29,509 Marco. 804 00:41:29,514 --> 00:41:31,881 Krissy! 805 00:41:31,888 --> 00:41:32,320 I love what you did to your house. 806 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:34,391 Oh. 807 00:41:34,399 --> 00:41:35,965 Everyone is talking about how beautiful it is. 808 00:41:35,972 --> 00:41:38,239 I posted it on pinterest, 809 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,546 and so far it has gotten over 2,000 repins! 810 00:41:40,555 --> 00:41:41,788 Wow. 811 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,023 It's a sensation! 812 00:41:43,029 --> 00:41:44,462 Oh, yeah, thank you. 813 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:46,102 Okay, let's everyone take our seats. 814 00:41:46,109 --> 00:41:47,108 The meeting is about to begin. 815 00:41:47,110 --> 00:41:49,344 Thank you. 816 00:41:49,353 --> 00:41:52,454 They've got mini cupcakes. 817 00:41:52,463 --> 00:41:54,396 Don't leave me alone with these people again. 818 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,314 - What does that mean? - I do not know. 819 00:41:59,323 --> 00:42:02,524 - Take your seats, everyone. - Welcome. 820 00:42:02,533 --> 00:42:04,800 Welcome, candy cane Lane neighbors. 821 00:42:04,809 --> 00:42:06,342 As you know, tonight we are going to select 822 00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:07,715 the best holiday house. 823 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,652 But I think, 824 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,927 with the huge turnout of spectators 825 00:42:11,933 --> 00:42:13,399 that we've had every evening 826 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:15,740 that it is safe to say that we are all winners. 827 00:42:15,749 --> 00:42:19,551 Hear, hear. 828 00:42:24,111 --> 00:42:26,012 Debbie. 829 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:28,154 Krissy has a question. 830 00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:30,393 - Oh. - Krissy, I apologize. 831 00:42:30,403 --> 00:42:31,869 You never come to these things. 832 00:42:31,872 --> 00:42:34,439 You can imagine why I might overlook you. 833 00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:37,217 Oh, I just... I didn't get a chance to cast my ballot. 834 00:42:37,225 --> 00:42:40,260 Oh, that's unfortunate. 835 00:42:40,272 --> 00:42:43,006 The ballot box was right over there by the dessert table. 836 00:42:43,013 --> 00:42:44,879 Oh, well. 837 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:46,787 That's why punctuality is the politeness of kings. 838 00:42:46,793 --> 00:42:47,959 Oh, come on, Debbie. 839 00:42:47,964 --> 00:42:49,831 - Just let her vote. - Yeah. 840 00:42:49,839 --> 00:42:51,805 It's so nice to have her join in this year. 841 00:42:51,811 --> 00:42:54,078 Let her vote! Come on! 842 00:42:54,087 --> 00:42:54,752 - Come on! - Thank you, guys. 843 00:42:54,756 --> 00:42:56,289 All right, okay. 844 00:42:56,293 --> 00:42:57,392 It is Christmas. Please, bring your ballot to my assistant. 845 00:43:03,889 --> 00:43:05,322 By the way, you can't vote for yourself. 846 00:43:05,328 --> 00:43:08,963 - Yes, Debbie. - I'm well aware. 847 00:43:08,974 --> 00:43:13,110 - Okay. - This is so exciting, right? 848 00:43:13,122 --> 00:43:15,222 Ahh! 849 00:43:17,169 --> 00:43:19,236 Do we have the results? 850 00:43:19,245 --> 00:43:21,145 Here we go. 851 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:23,717 Second runner-up, 852 00:43:23,728 --> 00:43:25,795 winner of a 60-piece tupperware set... 853 00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:27,970 60. 854 00:43:27,976 --> 00:43:30,943 With four votes, Brenda and David Weir. 855 00:43:30,955 --> 00:43:33,089 That's great. 856 00:43:33,095 --> 00:43:34,527 We won. 857 00:43:34,533 --> 00:43:37,101 There's your tupperware. 858 00:43:37,109 --> 00:43:40,143 Fantastic. 859 00:43:43,299 --> 00:43:46,266 You are gonna keep a lot of things fresh. 860 00:43:46,274 --> 00:43:48,808 Ow. 861 00:43:48,818 --> 00:43:51,018 And now the first runner-up, and the winner 862 00:43:51,025 --> 00:43:53,559 of a one-year membership to the cheese of the month club... 863 00:43:53,569 --> 00:43:55,969 Yum. 864 00:43:55,975 --> 00:43:57,642 Oh. 865 00:43:57,650 --> 00:43:58,482 With seven votes, krissy kringle. 866 00:43:58,487 --> 00:44:00,821 Hey! 867 00:44:00,827 --> 00:44:03,527 Huh. Huh, all right. 868 00:44:03,538 --> 00:44:07,040 - Whoo! - Congratulations, krissy. 869 00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:08,516 You see what happens when you participate? 870 00:44:08,523 --> 00:44:09,856 You win nice things. 871 00:44:09,862 --> 00:44:12,462 Noted. 872 00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:14,871 Okay, okay, okay. 873 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,712 And here's the moment that we've all been waiting for. 874 00:44:15,714 --> 00:44:19,949 The winner. 875 00:44:19,965 --> 00:44:22,633 Oh, my goodness! It's me! 876 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,273 Oh! 877 00:44:24,281 --> 00:44:25,980 With eight votes, Debbie o'brien. 878 00:44:25,984 --> 00:44:27,150 Debbie, nicely done. 879 00:44:27,156 --> 00:44:28,689 - Thank you. - Thank you all so much. 880 00:44:28,696 --> 00:44:31,964 It's such an honor. 881 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:35,007 Hey, hey, let's give ourselves a round of applause, huh? 882 00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:38,120 'Cause when Debbie wins, we all win, don't we? 883 00:44:38,129 --> 00:44:39,429 Uh, okay. 884 00:44:39,436 --> 00:44:42,837 - Oh. - Thank you, krissy. 885 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:46,782 Now, I don't want to put a damper on the festivities, 886 00:44:46,793 --> 00:44:48,660 but I do have to raise just a small, little concern. 887 00:44:48,668 --> 00:44:52,837 I'm actually missing some key pieces from my display. 888 00:44:52,850 --> 00:44:54,583 Does anybody know anything about that? 889 00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:57,024 Well, kids like to play pranks this time of year. 890 00:44:57,031 --> 00:44:58,463 - Oh. - No, no, no, she has a point. 891 00:44:58,470 --> 00:45:01,004 I had a bunch of my candy canes go missing. 892 00:45:01,011 --> 00:45:04,112 Brenda, it is so funny you would say that. 893 00:45:04,124 --> 00:45:06,558 I saw Debbie with an armful of candy canes 894 00:45:06,565 --> 00:45:07,764 just a few nights ago, walking across her lawn. 895 00:45:07,770 --> 00:45:10,137 Krissy. 896 00:45:10,146 --> 00:45:12,347 Is anybody else missing anything? 897 00:45:12,354 --> 00:45:14,554 One of my wise men and a camel are m.I.A. 898 00:45:14,563 --> 00:45:17,564 - You know what? - I noticed. 899 00:45:17,572 --> 00:45:19,639 - Yeah, and my north pole gnomes have... - pssh... vanished. 900 00:45:19,648 --> 00:45:21,948 How 'bout that? 901 00:45:21,955 --> 00:45:24,222 Now, look, I don't want to jump to any conclusions, 902 00:45:24,231 --> 00:45:27,832 but my gut is telling me if we take a peek in Debbie's shed, 903 00:45:27,843 --> 00:45:28,942 we could probably solve this mystery. 904 00:45:28,947 --> 00:45:30,814 Wha... what? 905 00:45:30,819 --> 00:45:34,054 To the backyard! 906 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:36,033 - No, no! No, no, no! - Everybody, follow me! 907 00:45:36,038 --> 00:45:37,371 - Oh, this is crazy. - No, no, no! 908 00:45:37,377 --> 00:45:38,576 No, no, everyone sit down. 909 00:45:38,582 --> 00:45:39,581 What are you doing? This is crazy! 910 00:45:39,586 --> 00:45:41,519 - This is crazy! - Go, go! 911 00:45:41,525 --> 00:45:43,158 Come on! 912 00:45:43,165 --> 00:45:45,165 - This is ridiculous! - Come back here! 913 00:45:45,170 --> 00:45:46,703 This way! 914 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:49,711 What are you doing? 915 00:45:49,723 --> 00:45:51,389 Definitely been missing... 916 00:45:51,393 --> 00:45:54,361 Get ready, everybody! 917 00:45:54,373 --> 00:45:57,841 Open the doors! 918 00:45:57,851 --> 00:45:58,917 Oh, my gosh! 919 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,056 Holy moly! 920 00:46:01,062 --> 00:46:01,828 - No, no, no! - Wait, wait, wait! 921 00:46:01,832 --> 00:46:02,764 It's not what you think. 922 00:46:02,769 --> 00:46:04,469 - There's my lollipop. - Yup. 923 00:46:04,477 --> 00:46:07,511 I-I was gonna give it all back. 924 00:46:07,519 --> 00:46:10,887 Under the circumstances, 925 00:46:10,897 --> 00:46:13,865 I propose we revote for the best holiday house. 926 00:46:13,877 --> 00:46:14,809 - Yeah, I agree. - Wha... 927 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,247 All in favor of my house, 928 00:46:16,251 --> 00:46:17,417 please raise your hands. 929 00:46:17,422 --> 00:46:20,223 Yeah, okay. 930 00:46:20,231 --> 00:46:23,065 - She did a good job. - Yeah. 931 00:46:23,077 --> 00:46:24,710 All in favor of krissy's house, please raise your hands. 932 00:46:24,717 --> 00:46:26,016 - Yeah. - Whoo! 933 00:46:26,019 --> 00:46:27,218 - Great this year. - Come on! 934 00:46:27,224 --> 00:46:31,760 Finally, Debbie's house. 935 00:46:31,774 --> 00:46:33,173 Yeah, I didn't think so. 936 00:46:33,179 --> 00:46:35,380 Looks like you lost your title. 937 00:46:35,386 --> 00:46:37,786 Congratulations, krissy! 938 00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:42,632 Whoo! 939 00:46:42,647 --> 00:46:45,782 Debbie, you've disgraced yourself. 940 00:46:45,791 --> 00:46:46,556 I am taking my candy canes and my tupperware back. 941 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,594 That I won, fair and square. 942 00:47:02,116 --> 00:47:03,983 - Congratulations, krissy. - Oh, thanks. 943 00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:05,290 See my wise man in there anywhere? 944 00:47:10,111 --> 00:47:11,878 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 945 00:47:11,886 --> 00:47:14,253 - Honey, grab that... - Grab that... that's ours. 946 00:47:14,262 --> 00:47:15,094 - That's our... that's ours. - No, there's two. 947 00:47:15,096 --> 00:47:15,694 There's two of 'em. 948 00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:39,114 Well, that was my fir mob. 949 00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:40,485 Hmm. 950 00:47:40,488 --> 00:47:42,188 I kept waiting for somebody to yell, "kill the beast!" 951 00:47:42,195 --> 00:47:44,495 What? 952 00:47:44,502 --> 00:47:46,035 Oh, don't tell me you feel sorry for her, do you? 953 00:47:46,042 --> 00:47:47,675 I didn't have to humiliate her. 954 00:47:47,682 --> 00:47:50,850 Ah, she humiliated herself. 955 00:47:50,859 --> 00:47:53,326 - Great. - Oh, don't tell me. 956 00:47:53,336 --> 00:47:55,002 Lance is working late again. 957 00:47:55,007 --> 00:47:57,341 It's none of my business, 958 00:47:57,350 --> 00:47:58,950 but why do you keep putting up with that? 959 00:47:58,957 --> 00:48:00,489 It's not his fault. 960 00:48:00,493 --> 00:48:02,227 He's trying to make partner. 961 00:48:02,235 --> 00:48:05,236 He's just trying to make a good impression. 962 00:48:05,245 --> 00:48:06,644 It's just sometimes I wish 963 00:48:06,650 --> 00:48:08,850 he'd try to make a good impression on me. 964 00:48:08,859 --> 00:48:11,560 So what's his deal? 965 00:48:11,568 --> 00:48:12,900 He doesn't want to get married 966 00:48:12,906 --> 00:48:14,773 until his career is where he wants it. 967 00:48:14,778 --> 00:48:16,578 He says he's getting a good bonus this year. 968 00:48:16,586 --> 00:48:19,220 Like I care about that. 969 00:48:19,228 --> 00:48:21,361 So do you ever think about, you know... 970 00:48:21,370 --> 00:48:24,104 Using the list? 971 00:48:24,112 --> 00:48:26,980 Like, to give you peace of mind. 972 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:28,290 If I do that, that's like reading his emails. 973 00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:30,096 Where's the trust? 974 00:48:30,101 --> 00:48:31,867 Look, if it were me, I'd want to know. 975 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,942 I'm just saying. 976 00:48:39,199 --> 00:48:41,133 I'm just saying. 977 00:48:41,141 --> 00:48:42,273 Okay. 978 00:48:42,279 --> 00:48:44,380 Good night. 979 00:49:15,766 --> 00:49:16,899 Lance Leigh. 980 00:49:27,944 --> 00:49:30,612 Oh. 981 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:42,557 Hi, um, I'm looking for, uh... 982 00:49:42,564 --> 00:49:43,430 He's a guy. He's here with... 983 00:49:43,432 --> 00:49:44,631 Found him. 984 00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:50,185 He lives! 985 00:49:50,191 --> 00:49:50,990 Krissy, is everything okay? 986 00:49:50,995 --> 00:49:53,362 It was. 987 00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:56,402 Till I found out you are lying, cheating scum of the earth. 988 00:49:56,414 --> 00:49:58,914 Excuse us. 989 00:49:58,921 --> 00:50:00,254 You know what? They need to know your true colors. 990 00:50:00,260 --> 00:50:01,760 Especially you, Mrs. Harris. 991 00:50:01,767 --> 00:50:04,634 If you're considering making him partner, 992 00:50:04,643 --> 00:50:06,243 you should know his true colors, right? 993 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:08,350 - Krissy, stop it. - I trusted you. 994 00:50:08,355 --> 00:50:12,524 For six years, I gave you everything, 995 00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:13,672 and this is how you repay me? 996 00:50:13,675 --> 00:50:15,642 By lying to me and cheating on me? 997 00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:18,484 What are you talking about? 998 00:50:18,492 --> 00:50:20,425 All those "late nights" you were working, 999 00:50:20,433 --> 00:50:21,532 you were really with Jill, weren't you? Guilty or not? 1000 00:50:21,538 --> 00:50:22,804 Okay, that is not what you think. 1001 00:50:22,810 --> 00:50:24,410 I knew it! 1002 00:50:24,414 --> 00:50:26,481 You just admitted it. It's guilty! 1003 00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:27,822 Krissy, my boss is here. 1004 00:50:27,828 --> 00:50:29,995 I know. 1005 00:50:30,001 --> 00:50:31,434 Ms. Harris, you're a lady. 1006 00:50:31,441 --> 00:50:33,741 I'm sure you understand, right? 1007 00:50:33,747 --> 00:50:35,981 Oh! 1008 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,090 Are you kidding me? 1009 00:50:52,885 --> 00:50:55,153 Excuse me. 1010 00:50:59,138 --> 00:51:00,606 Big smile. 1011 00:51:01,918 --> 00:51:03,117 That's a great one. 1012 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:03,952 There you... oh, even better. 1013 00:51:03,957 --> 00:51:05,423 There you go. 1014 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:06,462 All right, what's a mouse eat? 1015 00:51:06,468 --> 00:51:09,202 That's right. Cheese. 1016 00:51:09,210 --> 00:51:10,676 Okay, all right. 1017 00:51:10,682 --> 00:51:12,415 One more, just for you. 1018 00:51:12,423 --> 00:51:13,622 Excellent. 1019 00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:15,191 All right, good job. 1020 00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:16,731 Merry Christmas. 1021 00:51:16,738 --> 00:51:20,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, no. Up, now. 1022 00:51:20,050 --> 00:51:22,617 That's not how we do things here. 1023 00:51:22,627 --> 00:51:24,794 Did you hear me say "next"? 1024 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,433 - I want to see Santa. - All right, great. 1025 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,605 You're gonna see Santa when it's your turn. 1026 00:51:27,611 --> 00:51:29,812 What's the difference? 1027 00:51:29,818 --> 00:51:31,517 That Santa's fake, and you're too big to be an elf. 1028 00:51:31,524 --> 00:51:33,591 This is lame! 1029 00:51:33,597 --> 00:51:36,465 - Excuse me? - I want you to know something. 1030 00:51:36,476 --> 00:51:38,809 Santa's helpers come in all shapes and sizes. 1031 00:51:38,816 --> 00:51:40,950 And some of us are just trying to make a living, okay? 1032 00:51:40,959 --> 00:51:42,992 Whatever, lady. 1033 00:51:42,997 --> 00:51:44,997 No, not "whatever." I want you to know something. 1034 00:51:45,006 --> 00:51:48,841 Santa has eyes everywhere, 1035 00:51:48,852 --> 00:51:51,086 and nothing, I mean nothing, goes unnoticed. 1036 00:51:51,096 --> 00:51:52,962 Do you understand? 1037 00:51:52,967 --> 00:51:54,133 - Krissy. - It's fine. 1038 00:51:54,138 --> 00:51:56,172 I got it. 1039 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:58,381 He is watching and recording 1040 00:51:58,387 --> 00:51:59,352 every naughty thing you do. 1041 00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:01,624 And trust me, in your case, 1042 00:52:01,634 --> 00:52:04,869 it is a huge collection. 1043 00:52:04,878 --> 00:52:07,212 You're crazy. 1044 00:52:07,222 --> 00:52:08,221 I'm crazy. 1045 00:52:08,223 --> 00:52:11,390 Oh, that's funny, huh? All right. 1046 00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:12,935 You think you can just lie and cheat 1047 00:52:12,939 --> 00:52:14,405 and not be held accountable? 1048 00:52:14,412 --> 00:52:16,579 You're so wrong! 1049 00:52:16,588 --> 00:52:20,490 Because Santa knows all! He's got a list. 1050 00:52:20,501 --> 00:52:22,701 And one day, you're gonna wake up and think, 1051 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:26,609 "oh, I'm gonna get this great present for Christmas!" 1052 00:52:26,624 --> 00:52:29,759 But instead, you are gonna be single and unemployed 1053 00:52:29,768 --> 00:52:32,869 and too weak and intimidated to do anything about it! 1054 00:52:32,878 --> 00:52:34,844 Okay, all right! 1055 00:52:34,853 --> 00:52:38,455 All right. Here we go. 1056 00:52:38,465 --> 00:52:41,433 - Her blood sugar's way down. - Where are your parents? 1057 00:52:41,445 --> 00:52:42,978 - Come on, now. - All right. 1058 00:52:42,982 --> 00:52:45,482 What was that? 1059 00:52:45,492 --> 00:52:48,360 - I don't know, I don't know. - Oh, God, Marco, I'm sorry. 1060 00:52:48,368 --> 00:52:50,901 - I lost it. - Yeah! 1061 00:52:50,911 --> 00:52:52,144 That's a bit of an understatement. 1062 00:52:52,147 --> 00:52:53,813 What happened? 1063 00:52:53,821 --> 00:52:58,724 I checked on Lance in the book. 1064 00:52:58,739 --> 00:53:01,473 He cheated on me with Jill. 1065 00:53:01,483 --> 00:53:04,318 Yeah. 1066 00:53:04,327 --> 00:53:07,494 I guess I would've lost it too. Um... 1067 00:53:07,503 --> 00:53:08,669 Maybe not in front of Santa. 1068 00:53:08,675 --> 00:53:12,577 It started earlier in the day. 1069 00:53:12,588 --> 00:53:16,757 At Lance's business lunch. 1070 00:53:16,773 --> 00:53:19,307 It was stupid. It was so stupid. I know that. 1071 00:53:19,314 --> 00:53:21,280 But I was just... 1072 00:53:21,288 --> 00:53:24,223 I was hurt, and I was furious. 1073 00:53:24,232 --> 00:53:27,133 Lance isn't that guy. 1074 00:53:27,141 --> 00:53:28,073 It's not like him. 1075 00:53:28,078 --> 00:53:31,045 I wish I'd never opened the book. 1076 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,370 And initial. 1077 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:52,696 Thank you. 1078 00:54:04,644 --> 00:54:07,746 We'll bring you more on the story as it unfolds. 1079 00:54:07,755 --> 00:54:09,521 Everyone's a little disappointed 1080 00:54:09,529 --> 00:54:12,030 by the lack of snow on the mountains this year, 1081 00:54:12,037 --> 00:54:14,871 but maybe now we know why it hasn't been a white Christmas. 1082 00:54:14,882 --> 00:54:17,082 Things got pretty heated today 1083 00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:21,390 when one of Santa's helpers had a meltdown at the mall. 1084 00:54:21,406 --> 00:54:23,673 Shoppers captured this footage that went viral earlier today. 1085 00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:26,814 Not be held accountable, you're wrong! 1086 00:54:26,823 --> 00:54:29,824 Because Santa knows all! 1087 00:54:29,836 --> 00:54:33,337 So one day, you think you're gonna get a beautiful present, 1088 00:54:33,347 --> 00:54:36,482 but instead, you are gonna be single and unemployed 1089 00:54:36,492 --> 00:54:39,593 and too weak and intimidated to do anything about it! 1090 00:54:39,605 --> 00:54:42,339 Okay, here we go. 1091 00:54:42,346 --> 00:54:43,679 It's okay, all right. Her blood sugar is... 1092 00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:45,118 Where are your parents? 1093 00:54:45,124 --> 00:54:47,024 You better not pout, you better not cry. 1094 00:54:47,030 --> 00:54:47,996 This is one elf who will soon find out why. 1095 00:54:48,001 --> 00:54:50,601 I'm Jane le... 1096 00:54:56,965 --> 00:54:59,366 Mom, dad? 1097 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:02,176 Oh. 1098 00:55:02,184 --> 00:55:03,851 Your mom thought you could use some more ice cream about now. 1099 00:55:03,859 --> 00:55:05,024 - Huh? - Hi. 1100 00:55:05,030 --> 00:55:07,397 How are you, dear? 1101 00:55:07,403 --> 00:55:10,071 You guys know, huh? 1102 00:55:10,082 --> 00:55:13,216 Of course we know, it's already gone viral on YouTube. 1103 00:55:13,225 --> 00:55:15,526 Honey, this is about Lance, isn't it? 1104 00:55:15,535 --> 00:55:17,201 She who knows everything. 1105 00:55:17,206 --> 00:55:19,072 Well, I... 1106 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,013 Come on, tell us what happened, sweetheart. 1107 00:55:20,018 --> 00:55:22,518 Oh, daddy. 1108 00:55:22,525 --> 00:55:25,293 He's cheating on me. 1109 00:55:25,304 --> 00:55:27,871 With Jill, that girl I told you about. 1110 00:55:27,878 --> 00:55:29,744 The girl that stabbed me in the back 1111 00:55:29,752 --> 00:55:31,452 and got me fired and took my job. 1112 00:55:31,457 --> 00:55:35,593 Sounds like a country-Western song. 1113 00:55:35,608 --> 00:55:38,342 Are... are you sure about Lance? 1114 00:55:38,350 --> 00:55:40,083 I mean, it just doesn't sound like him. 1115 00:55:40,090 --> 00:55:42,590 Well, let's say I have it on very good authority. 1116 00:55:42,598 --> 00:55:44,899 Sweetheart, you know, 1117 00:55:44,908 --> 00:55:47,041 this would not be the first time you've jumped to conclusions. 1118 00:55:47,047 --> 00:55:48,713 No, but I... oh. 1119 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,287 - And this affair is... - Is happening now? 1120 00:55:50,294 --> 00:55:52,460 It's ongoing? 1121 00:55:52,466 --> 00:55:54,166 - I don't know. - Does it really matter when? 1122 00:55:54,174 --> 00:55:54,973 Could it have happened 1123 00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:57,878 maybe two summers ago? 1124 00:55:57,887 --> 00:56:00,587 When... when you took a break to find yourself? 1125 00:56:00,598 --> 00:56:01,698 We were still together then. 1126 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,900 Really? 1127 00:56:03,909 --> 00:56:05,742 Because I had a depressed boy calling me twice a day 1128 00:56:05,747 --> 00:56:06,913 for over a month, 1129 00:56:06,919 --> 00:56:08,919 asking how to get you back. 1130 00:56:08,927 --> 00:56:10,927 He thought we were broken up? 1131 00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:12,933 May I ask where you're getting all this information 1132 00:56:12,941 --> 00:56:14,107 about his alleged tryst? 1133 00:56:14,113 --> 00:56:17,180 Oh, I want to tell you. 1134 00:56:17,189 --> 00:56:19,957 I want to tell you so bad. I can't, though. 1135 00:56:19,968 --> 00:56:22,668 In mom's hands, it would be a loaded weapon. 1136 00:56:22,676 --> 00:56:24,510 Well, it sounds like it already is. 1137 00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:25,750 I will just say there's two sides to every coin. 1138 00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:29,021 You flip it over, there's always another side. 1139 00:56:34,151 --> 00:56:36,619 She's right. 1140 00:56:36,626 --> 00:56:40,261 You're right. You're right. 1141 00:56:40,274 --> 00:56:42,575 Mm. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1142 00:56:42,582 --> 00:56:44,348 Hey! Come on, it's the holidays. 1143 00:56:44,356 --> 00:56:45,055 - I'm right. - What a gyp. 1144 00:56:57,133 --> 00:56:59,301 Lance Leigh. 1145 00:57:09,278 --> 00:57:10,412 Oh, that's so sweet. 1146 00:57:10,415 --> 00:57:11,480 I-I couldn't hear what you said, honey. 1147 00:57:21,889 --> 00:57:25,626 "Has never lied to krissy kringle." 1148 00:57:29,418 --> 00:57:29,917 Just one sec. 1149 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:34,700 I'm sorry, honey, what'd you say? 1150 00:57:34,705 --> 00:57:36,238 Just thank you. 1151 00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:41,156 Oh, honey. 1152 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,559 Oh. 1153 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:56,409 This better be good. 1154 00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:59,449 We don't go on the clock for another hour. 1155 00:57:59,461 --> 00:58:00,627 I have a plan to fix everything. 1156 00:58:00,629 --> 00:58:02,462 With Lance? 1157 00:58:02,470 --> 00:58:04,137 With everyone. 1158 00:58:04,145 --> 00:58:05,844 All right, I'm listening. 1159 00:58:05,848 --> 00:58:07,415 What does this say? 1160 00:58:07,422 --> 00:58:09,155 Is that a trick question? 1161 00:58:09,163 --> 00:58:11,196 - Something like that. - Just tell me what it says. 1162 00:58:11,201 --> 00:58:14,869 - It says, "naughty or nice." - Except it's not "or." 1163 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,448 It's not one or the other. There's two sides to the book. 1164 00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:19,392 Two totally different lists. 1165 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,734 Meaning you only had half the story. 1166 00:58:22,744 --> 00:58:25,045 I never looked at it from the other side. 1167 00:58:25,051 --> 00:58:26,717 - The nice list. - Yes. 1168 00:58:26,724 --> 00:58:28,424 I mean, nobody's perfect. 1169 00:58:28,432 --> 00:58:29,698 Just because you're on the naughty list 1170 00:58:29,701 --> 00:58:31,133 doesn't mean you can't be 1171 00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:32,306 on the nice list a whole lot more, right? 1172 00:58:32,311 --> 00:58:34,111 That's fair enough. 1173 00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:35,952 Lance wasn't lying. 1174 00:58:35,957 --> 00:58:39,659 He really was working late nights. 1175 00:58:39,670 --> 00:58:40,869 What about his little escapade with Jill? 1176 00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,775 Yeah. 1177 00:58:42,783 --> 00:58:45,484 They were together, barely. Once. 1178 00:58:45,492 --> 00:58:46,925 When we were broken up. 1179 00:58:46,932 --> 00:58:49,232 What? 1180 00:58:49,241 --> 00:58:51,408 I missed that part. 1181 00:58:51,414 --> 00:58:54,315 Turns out I missed a lot with everyone. 1182 00:58:54,326 --> 00:58:56,259 Even Jill? 1183 00:58:56,265 --> 00:58:59,132 The woman volunteers at a convalescent home. 1184 00:58:59,143 --> 00:59:01,077 She probably steals their social security checks. 1185 00:59:01,082 --> 00:59:03,682 Well, I know she stole my job. 1186 00:59:03,693 --> 00:59:05,760 Get this, she's been on payroll at a rival firm, 1187 00:59:05,765 --> 00:59:07,298 giving them insider information, 1188 00:59:07,305 --> 00:59:08,938 so they can steal Helen's clients. 1189 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,679 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1190 00:59:10,683 --> 00:59:12,349 The plan is to cripple Helen's company, 1191 00:59:12,357 --> 00:59:14,424 then buy her out, 1192 00:59:14,429 --> 00:59:16,462 and then Jill will become a partner in the new firm. 1193 00:59:16,471 --> 00:59:18,171 And the book had all of this? 1194 00:59:18,178 --> 00:59:19,544 - All of it, in great detail. - This baby... 1195 00:59:19,548 --> 00:59:20,947 Oh! Oh! 1196 00:59:20,953 --> 00:59:22,920 Oh, no. 1197 00:59:22,929 --> 00:59:24,696 Oh, oh, okay. No, I got it. 1198 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,132 Come on. 1199 00:59:26,139 --> 00:59:30,075 Oh. 1200 00:59:30,087 --> 00:59:31,486 Oh. 1201 00:59:31,492 --> 00:59:33,826 This isn't happening. 1202 00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:35,769 Krissy kringle. 1203 00:59:35,774 --> 00:59:36,940 Oh, no, no. 1204 00:59:36,946 --> 00:59:39,413 Please. Krissy kringle! 1205 00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:40,986 Oh, I ruined it. 1206 00:59:40,993 --> 00:59:43,260 - Okay, okay. - No, you can fix this. 1207 00:59:43,269 --> 00:59:45,836 How? 1208 00:59:45,843 --> 00:59:47,843 Listen, remember when you had your little episode 1209 00:59:47,852 --> 00:59:49,952 in front of everyone, and you said 1210 00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:53,560 that you were going to end up weak and intimidated? 1211 00:59:53,573 --> 00:59:56,808 That is not the krissy that I met here on day one. 1212 00:59:56,818 --> 00:59:59,385 That's because I had this. 1213 00:59:59,392 --> 01:00:01,826 No, that is just a crutch. 1214 01:00:01,836 --> 01:00:06,104 You've always had that strength inside of you. 1215 01:00:06,117 --> 01:00:07,584 But I didn't have all the names 1216 01:00:07,591 --> 01:00:09,824 and information I need to make my case. 1217 01:00:09,830 --> 01:00:11,864 Okay. 1218 01:00:11,872 --> 01:00:17,041 Well, it sounds like you need a good lawyer. 1219 01:00:17,057 --> 01:00:18,824 Well, we know Mr. hennessy was innocent, 1220 01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:20,031 because he was at a family reunion 1221 01:00:20,034 --> 01:00:22,167 the night of August the 18th. 1222 01:00:22,176 --> 01:00:23,042 Miss, I said you're not allowed to be on the premises. 1223 01:00:23,046 --> 01:00:24,012 It's an emergency. 1224 01:00:24,014 --> 01:00:25,346 So if we do our job, 1225 01:00:25,353 --> 01:00:26,419 we can get him home for Christmas, 1226 01:00:26,424 --> 01:00:28,224 with his wife and lovely daughters. 1227 01:00:28,232 --> 01:00:30,832 - Hi. - Krissy. 1228 01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:33,307 What are you doing here? 1229 01:00:33,317 --> 01:00:37,686 - Everyone, it's okay. - I come in peace. 1230 01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:38,532 I know that you hate me right now, 1231 01:00:38,536 --> 01:00:39,969 but we really need to talk. 1232 01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:41,772 This is not the time or place. 1233 01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:44,514 Please, go home. 1234 01:00:44,522 --> 01:00:45,388 Should I call security? 1235 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,125 - No. - Krissy... 1236 01:00:47,133 --> 01:00:48,632 Lance, I was wrong. 1237 01:00:48,639 --> 01:00:50,740 I-I jumped to conclusions, 1238 01:00:50,746 --> 01:00:52,245 and if I'd looked just a little bit closer, 1239 01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:53,317 I would have realized that you were only with Jill 1240 01:00:53,323 --> 01:00:55,590 after we'd broken up. 1241 01:00:55,596 --> 01:00:58,163 - I was crushed. - I wasn't exactly myself. 1242 01:00:58,174 --> 01:01:00,474 - But Jill? - Really? 1243 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,347 No, no, no, I'm sorry. I was wrong. 1244 01:01:02,355 --> 01:01:06,824 You are the most generous, loving, kind man that I know. 1245 01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:09,738 And he's not a liar or a cheat. 1246 01:01:09,747 --> 01:01:11,180 In fact, he's the exact opposite. 1247 01:01:11,186 --> 01:01:14,220 He's everything we look for in a man, 1248 01:01:14,229 --> 01:01:15,662 including being very kind to a woman 1249 01:01:15,669 --> 01:01:18,103 in the middle of a meltdown. 1250 01:01:18,113 --> 01:01:21,714 Wait, you're the elf on the news. 1251 01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:23,090 It's not my finest hour. 1252 01:01:23,097 --> 01:01:25,331 Oh, that's her? 1253 01:01:25,337 --> 01:01:29,272 Lance, I love you. 1254 01:01:29,284 --> 01:01:31,951 And I'm sorry. 1255 01:01:31,961 --> 01:01:34,795 I should not have done what I did. 1256 01:01:34,804 --> 01:01:39,340 Please forgive me. 1257 01:01:39,353 --> 01:01:42,955 You should go. 1258 01:01:42,969 --> 01:01:43,834 Can you at least please come over tonight, 1259 01:01:43,836 --> 01:01:46,304 so we can talk? 1260 01:01:46,314 --> 01:01:51,016 It's important. 1261 01:01:51,030 --> 01:01:56,033 I'm not going to go until you agree. 1262 01:01:56,048 --> 01:01:58,215 Fine. 1263 01:01:58,221 --> 01:02:00,188 But we are not getting back together. 1264 01:02:00,196 --> 01:02:03,364 I'll come by to pick up my things. 1265 01:02:03,374 --> 01:02:03,872 Thank you. 1266 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,942 Thank you. 1267 01:02:08,457 --> 01:02:09,324 Thank you. 1268 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:29,028 Debbie, hey! 1269 01:02:29,033 --> 01:02:31,300 Hi. 1270 01:02:31,310 --> 01:02:33,143 Look, I just want to apologize. 1271 01:02:33,148 --> 01:02:33,980 It's a little late for that. 1272 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:35,884 - No, no, no. - Come on. 1273 01:02:35,892 --> 01:02:37,191 You shouldn't have done what you did, 1274 01:02:37,198 --> 01:02:40,967 but I was really wrong too. 1275 01:02:40,978 --> 01:02:43,178 Look, I know that you are a generous philanthropist, 1276 01:02:43,184 --> 01:02:44,784 who donates a substantial amount of money 1277 01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:46,690 to a lot of local charities. 1278 01:02:46,698 --> 01:02:48,365 That's supposed to be anonymous. 1279 01:02:48,370 --> 01:02:50,970 Candy cane Lane... 1280 01:02:50,980 --> 01:02:52,280 I mean, we'd just be an ordinary street if it weren't for you. 1281 01:02:52,286 --> 01:02:57,422 You can't leave. 1282 01:02:57,438 --> 01:03:00,406 Do you know where this tradition came from? 1283 01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:02,447 During world war ii, 1284 01:03:02,456 --> 01:03:04,957 wives and mothers would decorate a tree 1285 01:03:04,964 --> 01:03:06,196 as a beacon of hope for their loved ones 1286 01:03:06,202 --> 01:03:07,201 who were away at war. 1287 01:03:07,206 --> 01:03:10,074 I didn't know that. 1288 01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:13,017 My grandfather died in world war ii. 1289 01:03:13,025 --> 01:03:16,293 So this was my way to give back, 1290 01:03:16,306 --> 01:03:20,375 a way for me to remember him. 1291 01:03:20,387 --> 01:03:23,655 I realize that I went too far. 1292 01:03:23,664 --> 01:03:27,933 And I know that's no excuse, but I meant no harm. 1293 01:03:27,946 --> 01:03:31,247 Believe me, I have been doing a lot of that lately. 1294 01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:34,595 Doesn't mean we can't fix our mistakes, though, right? 1295 01:03:34,605 --> 01:03:37,572 Before you go, come over for coffee. 1296 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:41,215 Tomorrow, can we say, like, 3:00? 1297 01:03:41,229 --> 01:03:43,529 I'll try. 1298 01:03:43,535 --> 01:03:48,171 Sounds like a yes. 1299 01:03:48,185 --> 01:03:51,587 Okay. 1300 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,701 So you saw it, then? 1301 01:03:54,710 --> 01:03:55,842 It was on the evening news, krissy. 1302 01:03:55,848 --> 01:03:56,981 Everybody saw it. 1303 01:03:56,987 --> 01:03:59,254 Well, okay, to be fair, 1304 01:03:59,260 --> 01:04:01,326 after the whole restaurant thing, 1305 01:04:01,335 --> 01:04:04,870 I was pretty upset, and it was the last straw. 1306 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,080 I mean, I thought you cheated on me. 1307 01:04:06,086 --> 01:04:11,189 We were broken up, right? 1308 01:04:11,205 --> 01:04:13,305 I thought you were with somebody else in new York. 1309 01:04:13,310 --> 01:04:18,113 Lance, there's never been anybody else. 1310 01:04:18,128 --> 01:04:20,294 I know you're mad. 1311 01:04:20,303 --> 01:04:22,270 And I would be too, so it's totally understandable, 1312 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:23,775 but this isn't about me anymore. 1313 01:04:23,782 --> 01:04:25,648 I am really, really trying to do the right thing 1314 01:04:25,656 --> 01:04:26,889 and help someone else out. 1315 01:04:26,895 --> 01:04:29,128 And in order to do that, 1316 01:04:29,134 --> 01:04:33,503 I need a good lawyer. 1317 01:04:33,516 --> 01:04:36,117 - Go ahead. - You have my attention. 1318 01:04:36,128 --> 01:04:39,663 Jill is conspiring with a rival agency 1319 01:04:39,673 --> 01:04:42,006 to take over Helen's company. 1320 01:04:42,016 --> 01:04:43,349 Everyone's going to lose their jobs. 1321 01:04:43,352 --> 01:04:46,486 And I respect Helen. 1322 01:04:46,498 --> 01:04:47,497 You know, she's a self-made woman. 1323 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,267 She doesn't deserve that. 1324 01:04:49,274 --> 01:04:50,673 And you have proof? 1325 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:53,648 I did, and then I lost it. 1326 01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:55,055 So if you can just do a little bit of research 1327 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:57,463 and find anything concrete, I can take it from there. 1328 01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:04,589 Hmm. 1329 01:05:04,597 --> 01:05:06,563 Lance, I'm really trying to do the right thing, okay? 1330 01:05:06,571 --> 01:05:10,407 Honest. 1331 01:05:10,418 --> 01:05:13,485 - All right. - I'll research it. 1332 01:05:13,494 --> 01:05:15,461 Well, I mean, you're leaving? 1333 01:05:15,470 --> 01:05:18,137 I thought maybe you could stay, 1334 01:05:18,144 --> 01:05:21,079 and we could work on it together. 1335 01:05:21,091 --> 01:05:22,523 I can't concentrate here. 1336 01:05:22,526 --> 01:05:24,660 Oh. 1337 01:05:24,669 --> 01:05:27,436 Is it 'cause you still find me irresistible? 1338 01:05:27,444 --> 01:05:30,846 Shouldn't you put that sign up outside? 1339 01:05:30,859 --> 01:05:33,459 I have plans for that sign. 1340 01:05:33,467 --> 01:05:34,299 Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. 1341 01:05:34,303 --> 01:05:35,236 Good night, krissy. 1342 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:46,809 Ight, krissy. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. 1343 01:05:51,933 --> 01:05:54,133 Debbie. 1344 01:05:54,142 --> 01:05:59,445 - Hi. - Please, come in. 1345 01:05:59,461 --> 01:06:01,128 Oh, why is everyone here? 1346 01:06:01,136 --> 01:06:03,369 It's for you. 1347 01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:05,876 We want you to know how much we appreciate you 1348 01:06:05,886 --> 01:06:07,452 and everything you do, not only for our neighborhood, 1349 01:06:07,456 --> 01:06:08,655 but our entire community. 1350 01:06:11,871 --> 01:06:13,304 We didn't know that you helped 1351 01:06:13,311 --> 01:06:15,578 build a rescue shelter for animals. 1352 01:06:15,587 --> 01:06:18,021 Or that you sponsored our school's music program. 1353 01:06:18,028 --> 01:06:20,261 And lots of other charities 1354 01:06:20,270 --> 01:06:21,770 without receiving any recognition. 1355 01:06:21,774 --> 01:06:24,875 Until now. 1356 01:06:24,887 --> 01:06:26,286 I-I don't know what to say. 1357 01:06:26,293 --> 01:06:29,261 Say you won't leave. 1358 01:06:29,269 --> 01:06:30,902 You think any of us want to organize 1359 01:06:30,910 --> 01:06:32,476 the easter egg hunt or the Valentine's day party? 1360 01:06:35,091 --> 01:06:36,924 I wish I could take back what I did. 1361 01:06:36,929 --> 01:06:38,795 I-I'm so sorry. 1362 01:06:38,803 --> 01:06:40,103 Oh, Debbie, there's so much stuff 1363 01:06:40,109 --> 01:06:43,043 I wish that I could take back, recently. 1364 01:06:43,052 --> 01:06:44,752 But when you care about people, 1365 01:06:44,759 --> 01:06:46,792 you give them the benefit of the doubt. 1366 01:06:46,798 --> 01:06:48,298 And because you always take the time 1367 01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:50,605 to make every holiday so special, 1368 01:06:50,614 --> 01:06:52,380 we all would like to make your house 1369 01:06:52,385 --> 01:06:54,185 the honorary holiday house. 1370 01:06:54,193 --> 01:06:55,726 Not just this year, but every year. 1371 01:06:59,947 --> 01:07:01,947 You know this doesn't mean 1372 01:07:01,953 --> 01:07:03,986 that we're ending the Christmas decorating contest. 1373 01:07:03,994 --> 01:07:05,427 Everyone here still wants to beat you. 1374 01:07:05,434 --> 01:07:08,402 - That's right. - Fair enough. 1375 01:07:08,411 --> 01:07:11,779 Thank you all for seeing the nicer side of me. 1376 01:07:11,789 --> 01:07:14,156 Enough of the apologies. 1377 01:07:14,165 --> 01:07:14,663 Let's celebrate. 1378 01:07:23,229 --> 01:07:25,197 - Hey, there. - Hi. 1379 01:07:25,206 --> 01:07:26,639 Congratulations, Debbie. 1380 01:07:26,642 --> 01:07:27,774 I hope this means the hologram reindeer 1381 01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:28,679 will be back in time for Christmas. 1382 01:07:28,684 --> 01:07:30,851 Of course. 1383 01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:33,461 I'll redecorate all night, if that's what it takes. 1384 01:07:33,468 --> 01:07:36,302 So looks like you were on to something with Jill. 1385 01:07:36,311 --> 01:07:38,177 I feel a "but" coming on. 1386 01:07:38,185 --> 01:07:40,385 But there's no paper trail. 1387 01:07:40,394 --> 01:07:42,862 Without a bank statement showing that she's 1388 01:07:42,869 --> 01:07:44,802 on another company's payroll, we can't prove anything. 1389 01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:46,943 What do you need a bank statement for? 1390 01:07:46,949 --> 01:07:49,016 Oh, my former co-worker is trying to take down 1391 01:07:49,025 --> 01:07:51,092 my old boss at purcell advertising 1392 01:07:51,097 --> 01:07:52,997 by poaching her clients for a rival agency. 1393 01:07:53,005 --> 01:07:55,205 What company? 1394 01:07:55,214 --> 01:07:57,781 Pogue and price, they're an ad agency and p.R. Firm. 1395 01:07:57,789 --> 01:07:58,821 - I know them well. - We do their payroll. 1396 01:07:58,826 --> 01:08:01,327 Really? 1397 01:08:01,334 --> 01:08:04,569 So you could see if Jill rhodes was working for them. 1398 01:08:04,582 --> 01:08:07,182 I could definitely look into it. 1399 01:08:07,189 --> 01:08:08,989 Why don't you come by my office tomorrow around 2:00? 1400 01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:11,064 I'll see what I can dig up. 1401 01:08:11,070 --> 01:08:13,804 - Debbie, thank you. - Oh, thank you so much. 1402 01:08:13,814 --> 01:08:15,780 I'm not doing it entirely for you. 1403 01:08:15,786 --> 01:08:17,953 I also happen to know Helen purcell, 1404 01:08:17,962 --> 01:08:19,795 and she throws this huge Christmas party 1405 01:08:19,803 --> 01:08:21,803 for underprivileged children every year. 1406 01:08:21,808 --> 01:08:23,208 If she goes out of business, 1407 01:08:23,215 --> 01:08:25,015 a lot of kids will have a miserable Christmas. 1408 01:08:25,023 --> 01:08:27,156 Wow. 1409 01:08:27,161 --> 01:08:29,695 I always thought she was such an ice queen. 1410 01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:32,173 Well, there are two sides to every coin. 1411 01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:37,250 - So I've learned. - Thank you. 1412 01:08:37,265 --> 01:08:42,268 So... looks like you really are doing the right thing. 1413 01:08:42,283 --> 01:08:46,351 Well, I'm certainly trying. 1414 01:08:46,363 --> 01:08:46,929 Does this mean that we're... 1415 01:08:46,933 --> 01:08:48,699 No. 1416 01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:49,706 You're still on the naughty list. 1417 01:08:57,236 --> 01:09:00,138 I bet Debbie wins best holiday office too. 1418 01:09:00,150 --> 01:09:02,283 Where do you even buy a fiber-optic Christmas tree? 1419 01:09:02,289 --> 01:09:04,089 Same place you get a hologram reindeer. 1420 01:09:04,096 --> 01:09:05,896 Yeah. 1421 01:09:05,901 --> 01:09:08,368 Well, krissy, you are absolutely right. 1422 01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:10,444 Turns out, your friend Jill has been working 1423 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:13,351 for pogue and price on the side for over a year now. 1424 01:09:13,362 --> 01:09:16,430 And here is your paper trail. 1425 01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:18,172 That's public information, 1426 01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:20,113 but if anyone asks, it just fell into your lap. 1427 01:09:20,118 --> 01:09:20,784 My name is never mentioned. 1428 01:09:20,788 --> 01:09:22,421 Absolutely. 1429 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:23,461 This is exactly what we need. 1430 01:09:23,466 --> 01:09:25,700 Thank you. 1431 01:09:25,706 --> 01:09:28,306 I gave a heads up to some of our clients 1432 01:09:28,316 --> 01:09:28,848 who might have been affected. 1433 01:09:28,852 --> 01:09:31,286 Really? 1434 01:09:31,293 --> 01:09:34,261 Well, they're going to be looking for an honest agency. 1435 01:09:34,273 --> 01:09:36,706 I told them I know a bright advertising executive 1436 01:09:36,713 --> 01:09:39,848 and that we'd all be fools not to give her our business. 1437 01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:42,694 Debbie, I don't know what to say. 1438 01:09:42,702 --> 01:09:44,602 Say "merry Christmas." 1439 01:09:44,610 --> 01:09:47,577 Merry Christmas. 1440 01:09:47,586 --> 01:09:50,654 I'm really happy we're still neighbors. 1441 01:09:50,662 --> 01:09:51,928 Me too. 1442 01:09:51,935 --> 01:09:53,802 Now go and talk to Helen. 1443 01:09:53,810 --> 01:09:56,377 These companies don't want to stay in limbo for long. 1444 01:09:56,384 --> 01:10:01,554 Thank you, anonymous. 1445 01:10:01,570 --> 01:10:04,004 So, um, how are you getting to the party later? 1446 01:10:04,014 --> 01:10:05,813 'Cause I'm probably going to need a ride. 1447 01:10:07,391 --> 01:10:08,990 - Bless you. - Oh, thanks, krissy. 1448 01:10:08,998 --> 01:10:13,234 Wait, krissy? 1449 01:10:13,246 --> 01:10:14,545 The product appeals to parents, 1450 01:10:14,551 --> 01:10:16,518 and they're the ones with the pocketbooks, 1451 01:10:16,524 --> 01:10:18,857 so let's make sure we take advantage of that. 1452 01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:22,401 Um, also we're hitting both demographics with this. 1453 01:10:22,412 --> 01:10:24,245 Miss kringle, what are you doing here? 1454 01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:25,052 I'm here to save your company. 1455 01:10:25,053 --> 01:10:26,719 What? 1456 01:10:26,727 --> 01:10:30,196 - This is my... - My attorney. 1457 01:10:30,206 --> 01:10:32,139 Mrs. purcell, with the help of miss kringle, 1458 01:10:32,147 --> 01:10:33,513 I have uncovered some legal proof 1459 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,986 that you have a mole in your company. 1460 01:10:34,989 --> 01:10:36,956 And this mole has been selling key information 1461 01:10:36,965 --> 01:10:38,965 about your clients to pogue and price 1462 01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:41,540 and, as a result, picking off your clients one by one. 1463 01:10:41,547 --> 01:10:43,981 - Who is this person? - Helen, are you okay? 1464 01:10:43,991 --> 01:10:46,691 I knew krissy would go postal one day. 1465 01:10:46,699 --> 01:10:47,365 I just didn't think she'd involve you, Lance. 1466 01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:48,468 Speak of the devil. 1467 01:10:48,474 --> 01:10:50,274 If you take a look, 1468 01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:51,111 you'd see that your employee Jill rhodes 1469 01:10:51,115 --> 01:10:53,815 is responsible for the leak. 1470 01:10:53,826 --> 01:10:55,426 She's on the payroll at pogue and price. 1471 01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:56,563 If her scheme works, she'll be made partner there. 1472 01:10:56,569 --> 01:10:58,368 Helen, this is all a lie. 1473 01:10:58,376 --> 01:11:00,777 Krissy is severely delusional. 1474 01:11:00,783 --> 01:11:01,815 We've talked about this. 1475 01:11:01,821 --> 01:11:03,754 - Delusional? - No, no. 1476 01:11:03,762 --> 01:11:05,095 Delusional is thinking you can still shop 1477 01:11:05,098 --> 01:11:08,266 in the juniors' section. 1478 01:11:08,279 --> 01:11:11,146 So did you finally tell her about us? 1479 01:11:11,154 --> 01:11:12,254 What little there was to remember. 1480 01:11:12,259 --> 01:11:13,925 Enough. 1481 01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:16,333 Miss rhodes, these documents clearly show 1482 01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:17,473 that you've been collecting a secondary salary 1483 01:11:17,478 --> 01:11:18,777 for over a year. 1484 01:11:18,783 --> 01:11:21,117 Helen, she's psychotic. 1485 01:11:21,124 --> 01:11:22,790 She's got incriminating evidence. 1486 01:11:22,797 --> 01:11:25,831 - So what? - Are you going to release me? 1487 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:29,475 - No. - I'm firing you. 1488 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,857 Security? 1489 01:11:32,867 --> 01:11:36,602 Please have Jill rhodes escorted out of the office at once. 1490 01:11:36,613 --> 01:11:38,647 - Fine, do this. - I'll take everything. 1491 01:11:38,655 --> 01:11:39,320 It's not like I haven't already. 1492 01:11:39,322 --> 01:11:40,722 That's not true. 1493 01:11:40,728 --> 01:11:42,294 I actually have verbal commitments 1494 01:11:42,301 --> 01:11:43,800 from all of these business owners 1495 01:11:43,807 --> 01:11:45,407 who are eager to start accounts with your firm, if... 1496 01:11:45,411 --> 01:11:49,947 If you work here? 1497 01:11:49,961 --> 01:11:52,395 You can't do this. 1498 01:11:52,405 --> 01:11:53,570 I hope you have a good attorney! 1499 01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:55,009 - Don't worry. - I do. 1500 01:11:55,012 --> 01:11:56,311 - Let's go. - Let go of me! 1501 01:11:56,317 --> 01:11:58,718 Thank you, miss kringle. 1502 01:11:58,728 --> 01:12:01,562 And welcome back. 1503 01:12:01,570 --> 01:12:04,104 Well, before I come back in from the wild, 1504 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:07,513 I have just a few requests. 1505 01:12:07,526 --> 01:12:09,460 I'd like an office. 1506 01:12:09,465 --> 01:12:11,932 And a parking space. 1507 01:12:11,942 --> 01:12:13,741 And a 20% raise. 1508 01:12:15,855 --> 01:12:18,922 I was wrong to assume the worst, krissy. 1509 01:12:18,931 --> 01:12:21,532 You're very talented and an asset to this company. 1510 01:12:21,543 --> 01:12:25,512 I agree to your terms, with one exception. 1511 01:12:25,524 --> 01:12:28,725 The job comes with a 30% raise. 1512 01:12:28,737 --> 01:12:29,502 I think I can live with that. 1513 01:12:32,918 --> 01:12:36,319 I'm sorry. 1514 01:12:36,329 --> 01:12:38,696 I know this might not be the best time, 1515 01:12:38,703 --> 01:12:40,436 but, Mrs. purcell, I don't think I can play Santa claus tonight. 1516 01:12:40,444 --> 01:12:42,444 Okay, Philip. 1517 01:12:42,452 --> 01:12:44,252 It... Just go drink some tea. 1518 01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:46,628 Thank you. 1519 01:12:50,145 --> 01:12:52,579 You know, I think I can help. 1520 01:12:52,589 --> 01:12:54,823 Um, I know about the charity work you do 1521 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:58,197 and the party you throw for the underprivileged kids, 1522 01:12:58,210 --> 01:13:01,077 so if you can just get them here at this time, 1523 01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:04,920 I can schedule a private meeting with Santa. 1524 01:13:04,932 --> 01:13:07,033 Are you serious? 1525 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:09,741 You know Santa claus? 1526 01:13:09,749 --> 01:13:10,248 I'm a kringle. 1527 01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:21,084 Hi! Come on! 1528 01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:23,525 Hi, guys! 1529 01:13:23,531 --> 01:13:25,598 - Hey, guys. - Welcome to Santa's workshop! 1530 01:13:25,607 --> 01:13:27,440 We're so excited you guys are here, right? 1531 01:13:27,448 --> 01:13:29,381 Absolutely. 1532 01:13:29,386 --> 01:13:32,121 We have a really big night planned for you guys. 1533 01:13:32,132 --> 01:13:34,999 Santa claus is coming all the way from the north pole 1534 01:13:35,007 --> 01:13:35,973 just to see you guys. 1535 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:37,145 Are you ready? 1536 01:13:37,150 --> 01:13:39,116 Yeah? Good! 1537 01:13:39,122 --> 01:13:42,090 'Cause Santa claus is coming to town tonight. 1538 01:13:42,101 --> 01:13:46,336 And I think I see him. 1539 01:13:46,349 --> 01:13:48,049 Ho, ho, ho! 1540 01:13:49,727 --> 01:13:52,962 - Hooray! - Merry Christmas! 1541 01:13:52,974 --> 01:13:55,274 This guy's pretty good. 1542 01:13:55,281 --> 01:13:56,380 Have you all been very, very good? 1543 01:13:56,385 --> 01:13:58,452 Yes! 1544 01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:00,758 Well, let me sit down and see... 1545 01:14:00,767 --> 01:14:01,766 Who's going to go first? 1546 01:14:03,945 --> 01:14:07,080 ♪ Up on the housetop, reindeer paused ♪ 1547 01:14:07,092 --> 01:14:10,894 ♪ out jumps good, old Santa claus ♪ 1548 01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:14,006 ♪ down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ 1549 01:14:14,015 --> 01:14:16,548 ♪ all for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪ 1550 01:14:16,558 --> 01:14:18,392 ♪ ho, ho, ho 1551 01:14:18,397 --> 01:14:19,863 ♪ who wouldn't go? 1552 01:14:19,870 --> 01:14:21,870 ♪ Ho, ho, ho 1553 01:14:21,878 --> 01:14:23,044 ♪ who wouldn't go? 1554 01:14:23,047 --> 01:14:25,280 ♪ Up on the housetop 1555 01:14:25,289 --> 01:14:27,823 ♪ click, click, click 1556 01:14:27,834 --> 01:14:30,702 ♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 1557 01:14:30,710 --> 01:14:33,711 ♪ first comes the stocking of little Nell ♪ 1558 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:37,488 ♪ oh, dear Santa, fill it well ♪ 1559 01:14:37,502 --> 01:14:41,037 ♪ give her a doll that laughs and cries ♪ 1560 01:14:41,047 --> 01:14:43,247 ♪ one that will open and shut her eyes ♪ 1561 01:14:43,253 --> 01:14:45,086 ♪ ho, ho, ho 1562 01:14:45,094 --> 01:14:46,594 ♪ who wouldn't go? 1563 01:14:46,601 --> 01:14:48,401 ♪ Ho, ho, ho 1564 01:14:48,406 --> 01:14:49,872 ♪ who wouldn't go? 1565 01:14:49,879 --> 01:14:51,712 ♪ Up on the housetop 1566 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,953 ♪ click, click, click 1567 01:14:53,959 --> 01:14:58,462 ♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 1568 01:14:58,475 --> 01:15:00,175 Oh. 1569 01:15:00,183 --> 01:15:01,749 Hey. 1570 01:15:01,756 --> 01:15:04,824 Justin, that fits really nice. 1571 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,866 Yeah, not bad, huh? 1572 01:15:06,874 --> 01:15:07,439 It's more comfortable than I would have thought. 1573 01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,643 Right? 1574 01:15:09,649 --> 01:15:11,249 Thank you so much for making all of this happen. 1575 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:13,557 It turned out really amazing. 1576 01:15:13,563 --> 01:15:14,062 No worries, mate. 1577 01:15:15,137 --> 01:15:18,471 I'm glad I could help. 1578 01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:20,948 Hey, make sure you tell grams, okay? 1579 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:24,460 Yeah. 1580 01:15:24,470 --> 01:15:25,402 Merry Christmas. 1581 01:15:25,407 --> 01:15:27,607 You too. 1582 01:15:27,613 --> 01:15:29,380 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 1583 01:15:29,388 --> 01:15:31,488 - All right. - Come on out this way. 1584 01:15:31,497 --> 01:15:33,096 Can we all say thank you to Santa? 1585 01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,367 Thank you, Santa! 1586 01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,877 And you're very welcome. 1587 01:15:37,884 --> 01:15:40,718 Merry Christmas to you all. 1588 01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:43,130 You continue to be good, 1589 01:15:43,136 --> 01:15:46,671 and all your dreams will come true. 1590 01:15:46,685 --> 01:15:48,852 All right, Santa's got a lot of work to do tonight, 1591 01:15:48,858 --> 01:15:50,124 so say thank you again. 1592 01:15:50,130 --> 01:15:51,296 Bye, Santa! 1593 01:15:51,302 --> 01:15:56,005 Bye, Santa! 1594 01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:59,186 Oh, this is very kind. 1595 01:15:59,195 --> 01:16:01,462 Thank you. 1596 01:16:01,471 --> 01:16:03,972 - It's Christmas. - That's what it's about, right? 1597 01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:05,846 Merry Christmas to you. 1598 01:16:05,854 --> 01:16:07,321 I hope Santa brings you something very special. 1599 01:16:07,324 --> 01:16:08,956 Oh, he already has. 1600 01:16:08,964 --> 01:16:10,464 Thanks. 1601 01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:11,736 Can we all say thank you? 1602 01:16:11,743 --> 01:16:13,476 Thank you. 1603 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,679 - Oh, I'm so glad. - Bye, guys! 1604 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,424 This has been a great holiday. 1605 01:16:27,430 --> 01:16:28,829 I'm glad you came to work here, krissy kringle. 1606 01:16:28,836 --> 01:16:31,103 Oh, Marco, I wouldn't have survived it without you. 1607 01:16:31,112 --> 01:16:32,745 Oh, please, I loved the drama. 1608 01:16:32,749 --> 01:16:35,250 I was glad to be part of it. 1609 01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:36,993 Did you get to ask Santa for anything? 1610 01:16:37,001 --> 01:16:40,202 I just want off the naughty list. 1611 01:16:40,211 --> 01:16:42,778 I think you did that without Santa, all right? 1612 01:16:42,786 --> 01:16:44,920 Merry Christmas. 1613 01:16:44,928 --> 01:16:47,462 - You too. - All right. 1614 01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:49,236 Hey, let me help you clean up. 1615 01:16:49,243 --> 01:16:51,143 - No, no, no, no. - I'll do it in the morning. 1616 01:16:51,152 --> 01:16:53,385 It's my gift to you. 1617 01:16:53,391 --> 01:16:54,657 Thanks. 1618 01:16:54,663 --> 01:16:55,028 - All right. - Good night. 1619 01:16:55,031 --> 01:16:56,764 Bye. 1620 01:17:04,464 --> 01:17:06,465 Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 1621 01:17:06,474 --> 01:17:10,009 Bye. 1622 01:17:29,422 --> 01:17:31,422 I love Christmas lights. 1623 01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:32,496 I do. 1624 01:17:34,172 --> 01:17:36,239 Did you know that, before electricity, 1625 01:17:36,248 --> 01:17:39,383 they used to light trees with candles? 1626 01:17:39,392 --> 01:17:40,424 That sounds like a fire hazard. 1627 01:17:40,429 --> 01:17:42,596 Oh, it was. 1628 01:17:42,602 --> 01:17:46,003 That's why I made sure that little Tommy Edison 1629 01:17:46,016 --> 01:17:48,316 had everything he needed in his science kit. 1630 01:17:50,064 --> 01:17:53,999 This red suit is flammable, you know. 1631 01:17:54,011 --> 01:17:55,811 Do you need a ride or anything? 1632 01:17:55,819 --> 01:17:57,952 - Oh, well, no, I, uh... - I have a ride. 1633 01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:01,593 I came back for my book, krissy kringle. 1634 01:18:06,989 --> 01:18:09,758 Wait, are you... 1635 01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:12,603 No, no, I'm sorry. That's... that's not possible. 1636 01:18:12,611 --> 01:18:16,112 That's for you to decide. 1637 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:19,860 It's a magical time of year. 1638 01:18:19,871 --> 01:18:21,704 And you helped prove that tonight, 1639 01:18:21,709 --> 01:18:24,610 right here with these kids. 1640 01:18:24,622 --> 01:18:25,621 Alas, I must have my book now. 1641 01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:34,080 Um... 1642 01:18:34,089 --> 01:18:37,891 Thanks. 1643 01:18:37,903 --> 01:18:39,669 You can let go now. 1644 01:18:39,676 --> 01:18:43,178 - I'm sorry. - I ruined it. 1645 01:18:43,189 --> 01:18:45,155 - Oh, no. - You haven't ruined anything. 1646 01:18:45,163 --> 01:18:48,665 I've had many cocoa spills over the years myself. 1647 01:18:48,675 --> 01:18:51,242 And I knew you would work things out, 1648 01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:53,317 even without it. 1649 01:18:53,325 --> 01:18:54,057 Wait, did you send it to me? 1650 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:55,595 Oh, no. 1651 01:18:55,602 --> 01:18:59,237 I just let you have it for a while. 1652 01:18:59,247 --> 01:19:02,048 What did you say you wanted for Christmas this year? 1653 01:19:02,056 --> 01:19:04,489 - I wanted a new last name. - No offense. 1654 01:19:04,499 --> 01:19:07,300 Oh. 1655 01:19:07,308 --> 01:19:10,576 I believe the last thing on your list was 1656 01:19:10,589 --> 01:19:13,457 to be recognized for your hard work and talent 1657 01:19:13,465 --> 01:19:15,631 and to be happy. 1658 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:18,241 That sounds familiar. 1659 01:19:18,249 --> 01:19:22,018 And were you recognized? 1660 01:19:22,029 --> 01:19:23,294 Yeah. 1661 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:26,902 And are you happy? 1662 01:19:26,912 --> 01:19:29,279 I'm getting there. 1663 01:19:29,289 --> 01:19:31,156 Everyone makes mistakes. 1664 01:19:31,161 --> 01:19:34,162 It's how we respond to them that matters. 1665 01:19:34,174 --> 01:19:36,274 Follow your heart, 1666 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:40,715 and you'll always see the nice side of others first. 1667 01:19:40,731 --> 01:19:43,799 Thank you, Santa. 1668 01:19:47,621 --> 01:19:50,088 Merry Christmas, krissy kringle, 1669 01:19:50,098 --> 01:19:53,633 and to you a good night. 1670 01:20:24,723 --> 01:20:26,991 Hi. 1671 01:20:26,997 --> 01:20:32,133 Hi. 1672 01:20:32,149 --> 01:20:32,948 I came here because I wanted to tell you 1673 01:20:32,952 --> 01:20:36,754 I accept your apology. 1674 01:20:36,766 --> 01:20:40,634 So does this mean you're my boyfriend again? 1675 01:20:40,645 --> 01:20:44,280 No. 1676 01:20:44,294 --> 01:20:47,796 I don't want to be your boyfriend. 1677 01:20:47,806 --> 01:20:48,538 Okay. 1678 01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:51,077 I mean, I-I understand. 1679 01:20:59,615 --> 01:21:01,616 I want to be your husband. 1680 01:21:03,396 --> 01:21:05,562 I've waited six years for this, 1681 01:21:05,568 --> 01:21:08,736 since the moment I first laid eyes on you. 1682 01:21:08,749 --> 01:21:13,419 Krissy kringle, will you be my wife? 1683 01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:15,699 Is that a yes? 1684 01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:16,471 Uh-huh, it is. 1685 01:21:31,562 --> 01:21:32,996 I love you so much. 1686 01:21:33,003 --> 01:21:36,771 I love you. 1687 01:21:43,708 --> 01:21:46,543 What did you do? 1688 01:21:48,894 --> 01:21:50,928 I didn't think you were ever going to get to "yes." 1689 01:21:50,934 --> 01:21:53,601 Mom. 1690 01:21:53,611 --> 01:21:57,913 Okay, let me see that ring. 1691 01:21:57,926 --> 01:21:58,525 Welcome to the family, officially. 1692 01:21:58,529 --> 01:22:01,196 Thank you. 1693 01:22:01,204 --> 01:22:02,837 - Congratulations, krissy. - Thank you so much. 1694 01:22:02,844 --> 01:22:04,577 - I'm so happy for you. - Hi. 1695 01:22:04,585 --> 01:22:07,286 How did you guys know about this? 1696 01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:09,994 Oh, we're so happy for you. 1697 01:22:10,002 --> 01:22:12,502 Marco, what are you doing here? 1698 01:22:12,512 --> 01:22:14,012 Well, maybe there is a little magic this time of year. 1699 01:22:14,019 --> 01:22:14,884 - Oh, buddy, thank you. - Come here. 1700 01:22:14,886 --> 01:22:17,086 Hi. 1701 01:22:17,095 --> 01:22:19,062 - This is Lance. - Lance. 1702 01:22:19,070 --> 01:22:20,436 - Well done, sir. - Thank you, sir. 1703 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:23,941 - Oh, honey. - It's beautiful. 1704 01:22:23,954 --> 01:22:26,722 So that's why I've been working so hard. 1705 01:22:26,730 --> 01:22:28,596 I love it. 1706 01:22:28,604 --> 01:22:29,503 I hope it's exactly what you wanted. 1707 01:22:29,508 --> 01:22:33,444 You are all I ever wanted. 1708 01:22:33,456 --> 01:22:35,956 Well, that, and my last name. 1709 01:22:35,963 --> 01:22:37,863 Yeah, about that, um, 1710 01:22:37,871 --> 01:22:39,003 I was thinking maybe I would keep my name 1711 01:22:39,008 --> 01:22:40,675 and just hyphenate it. 1712 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,646 - Hmm. - Krissy kringle-Leigh. 1713 01:22:43,994 --> 01:22:44,826 It has a nice ring to it. 1714 01:22:44,827 --> 01:22:45,626 - I like it. - I like you. 1715 01:22:55,634 --> 01:22:57,934 - Holy... - Oh, my God. 1716 01:23:04,933 --> 01:23:06,800 Debbie, you didn't get a snow machine, did you? 1717 01:23:06,808 --> 01:23:09,242 I had nothing to do with this. 1718 01:23:09,252 --> 01:23:11,853 - I don't believe it. - I do. 1719 01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:15,561 - This is wonderful! - This is perfect. 1720 01:23:16,711 --> 01:23:31,390 It's beautiful. 121407

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