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- Hey!
- This makes Tucson look like a sack of junk.
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Carleen, I asked you to come early
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- to help me set up.
- Oh, sisters.
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- Nina-Joy.
- Kathryn.
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You're here to support
Walt, but by the end of this,
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I think we'll be supporting each other.
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I'm here to support George.
Let's leave the rest alone.
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- Kathryn can be a toughie.
- We don't have sex.
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I found something today.
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He's known her three weeks!
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That's obsession, which never ends
without one body six feet down.
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We're getting married!
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What? Oh, that's insane!
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I know!
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Why the fuck would you
say those things to Joe?
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I know. I know. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry that I defended my partner.
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Are you sorry? Because
it's happened before.
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You have to stop fighting
my battles for me.
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But it is not just your battle to fight.
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It is our battle to fight.
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This isn't even a battle I want to have.
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Can you not see that this is about you?
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- It's not about me.
- Wow.
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I can't have this argument with you
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for the hundredth time.
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Yeah, the hundredth time?
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- Yes. I need some air.
- No. No, okay, fine. Great.
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Once again, we make zero progress
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on my sleep profile!
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Oh, my God!
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I want you to come inside me
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and then watch me make myself come.
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And then you make yourself
come from having watched that.
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But then when I come,
act like you're surprised,
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like you don't even
know what's happening.
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- Okay, okay.
- 'Cause that's what's gonna happen.
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- Okay. That's so hot, though.
- Let's let it pass.
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They can't keep at it for long.
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You said that last night,
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but I counted 57 minutes.
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And I especially need my
sleep, because I'm the one
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- handling everything.
- I know, honey.
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Oh!
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Hold it right there.
Hold it right there.
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Okay.
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Oh, baby. Oh, Jandilita!
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Oy, Jandilita!
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Kathryn.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Why is your face so tight?
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- Did you put on a night cream?
- Okay, um,
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can you two please just
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turn down the volume
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- on your lovefest?
- Were we loud?
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It's late.
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I'm not having a very good night.
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- It's quite late.
- What's going on, baby?
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We were being a little too loud, baby.
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I'm sorry. I never notice sound
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when I'm making love.
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What's really going on, honey?
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Some private stuff
between Nina-Joy and me.
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- I'd prefer not to discuss it.
- Okay.
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Listen, I didn't want to pry.
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I mean, whether you two fucked or not
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is really none of my business.
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But do you want to take something
to maybe unbraid your brain?
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You know, help you
sleep? Like an Ambien?
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It really mutes the
chatter in the marketplace.
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- Oh.
- You know what I mean?
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Help you rest. Lights out.
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Hang on.
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So glad you came by.
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Ah, I have what you need.
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Sleepy-sleep.
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- It's an Ambien?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I see the "A."
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Well, what the fuck, right?
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- I need to sleep.
- Yeah.
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Yes, fuck it.
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Do you have any water
I could take this with?
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I just have a...
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chronically dry mouth.
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It's from Vistaril, which is a...
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a non-habit-forming antihistamine.
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Uh, yeah.
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Baby, do you have that
clear, smooth tequila
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that tastes like water?
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Hold on. Yeah.
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- For Kathryn.
- Kathryn?
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- Yeah, hold on.
- Oh, whoops.
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I was thinking...
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maybe we don't have to
stay for Walt's birthday.
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- What do you think if we leave tomorrow?
- What? Why?
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Why? You don't like camping.
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- You said so yourself.
- No, it's fine.
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I thought it was gonna be
buggy, but it's not buggy,
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so it's fine 'cause it's not buggy.
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Then there's the drinking,
and you've taken some pills
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- since we've been here.
- I took one pill,
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and I haven't taken any more.
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- Okay?
- I know you,
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and you haven't been yourself.
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I'm concerned that a
rowdy birthday evening
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- could trigger cravings.
- No, you know what triggers cravings?
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This conversation triggers cravings.
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Okay.
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What is that?
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I saved some of my dinner for Sol.
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I was gonna take it
out to her special tent.
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Yeah, no, no. Don't do that, all right?
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You know that this hunger-strike thing
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is just her trying to get attention.
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She's a growing girl,
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and she needs to eat something.
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Well, we can't reward shit behavior.
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But Sol's at an age where
there's a lot going on.
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She has a lot going on right now.
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Yeah, welcome to the world.
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I think she misses her mother.
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Yeah, who doesn't?
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You know what? Give,
uh... give it to me.
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I'll t... I'll take it to her.
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Tell her that it's mac and cheese,
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- because that's her favorite.
- Yeah.
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Coming. Oh, my God!
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Let's go! Listen! Nia!
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What are you doing?
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I'm...
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tweezing my pubes.
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Babes, I told you if
you're having bad anxiety,
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- I've got a Klonopin.
- I'm so hungry.
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Allison?
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What?
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Nina-Joy? Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Bitch, what are you doing here?
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I just came up for a long weekend.
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- What about you?
- Oh, my God, the same.
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You remember Nia.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- And you know Beth-Ann.
- Of course, hi.
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Hi. Oh, my God, your look is so chic.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, you look so cute.
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I literally only brought
the most trash clothing.
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- No.
- How long are you ladies here for?
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We have to leave tomorrow.
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Actually, we do this every year.
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- What?
- It's kind of like when we go
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to Saddle Ranch and we drink, like,
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the most disgusting drinks
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and eat the most disgusting cheese,
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and we fucking die for it.
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- We really do.
- I love it!
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It's so good. I love
that this entire place
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is a horror show. I mean, we just, like,
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come here and laugh because
we literally want to die,
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and then we get bombed.
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My weekend nanny has the kids,
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so I'm getting loose tonight.
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- Yes.
- I'm literally laughing
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at you so hard right
now for having kids.
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Oh, my... She's such a bitch.
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What about you and
George? What, the same?
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You just want to,
like, spend a few nights
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in the lap of non-luxury?
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Actually, it's Walt Jodell's birthday.
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A group of us came up for that.
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Oh, shit!
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Is Kathryn here?
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Bingo.
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Oh, so when you said, like,
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it's a long weekend,
like, you weren't kidding.
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- It's a long weekend.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Nia, babe, you need to bring
that whole bottle and a glass...
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- Yes. Thank you.
- Because she fucking deserves it.
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Cheers.
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- Cheers, bitches.
- Thank you.
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This place is so much nicer than ours.
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Then your place must be garbage.
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Oh, shit.
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I think I fucked up.
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- Yup, I did.
- Why?
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What's the matter?
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It's just Kathryn.
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I gave her an Adderall.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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Walter.
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- Walter, are you asleep?
- No.
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- Walter.
- What is it?
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Jandice gave me something
to help me sleep,
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but I'm having a bad reaction.
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My chest is seizing up.
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My diaphragm is rising, rising, rising,
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like it did when we took
the glass-bottom boat.
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You sure? It can't be as
bad as the glass-bottom boat.
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Of course I'm sure. Would I
make something like that up?
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You want a back rub to help you relax?
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- I don't think so.
- Nonsexual.
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- I can read the moment.
- Yes.
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Okay, a short one.
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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How's that? Is that any better?
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Nope. No, it's not better.
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I feel like every cell in my body
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is on "Dancing with the Stars"
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but there is no judge.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know. I'm not thinking clearly.
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- Could you do that less hard?
- Sorry.
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That's like soft tickling.
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My body's in a complete tailspin.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Do you want a handhold or not?
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This is a no-handhold bathroom trip.
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Don't wait up.
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Sol.
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Sol.
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Hey.
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Please tell me this
place is on full fire
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and we have to evacuate.
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No. I brought you something to eat.
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Could you...
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fuck right off?
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I knew it. You know what, Sol?
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Life's short, all right?
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You're not always gonna have me around
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to bring you sweet mac and cheese.
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- Stop bragging.
- Okay.
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God damn it.
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- Baby...
- Yeah, baby?
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I've been thinking.
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About what?
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Oh, are you ready for me?
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- Is that it?
- Oh, I'm always ready for you.
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And I've been thinking
about our wedding.
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You were?
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Yeah.
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I want to get married by the ocean.
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My friends got married
in Tulum, on the beach.
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It was so beautiful and sexy.
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We could go into a village
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and find some adorable Mayan priestess
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who could perform the ceremony,
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and then you could pour rainwater
on my pussy from a birth vase.
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Don't you just want to fuck me
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on the beach in Mexico
in my wedding dress?
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Would you love that?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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- Wait, what?
- What?
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- Why'd you say that?
- What?
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- "Yes, thank you."
- Oh.
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Yeah, because, you know,
259
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what you were saying sounded great.
260
00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:45,418
The... the sand and everything
261
00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:47,687
- and the... and the dress.
- No.
262
00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:49,689
You say, "Yes, thank you," to a waitress
263
00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:52,359
who asks you if you
want some more coffee.
264
00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:54,227
You don't say it when I'm talking about
265
00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:57,830
fucking you like a champion
on our wedding night.
266
00:10:57,899 --> 00:11:00,900
Hey, it's me.
267
00:11:00,969 --> 00:11:03,136
You can talk to me.
268
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,205
- I'm your twin soul.
- You are.
269
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,975
Fuck, you really are.
270
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:12,111
It feels so good to be honest with you.
271
00:11:13,948 --> 00:11:15,748
I don't want to get married.
272
00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:19,251
What the fuck are you talking about?
273
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,323
Then he was like, "No,
no, no, don't worry.
274
00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:59,592
Like, we're just gonna
fly JetBlue back."
275
00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,827
And I was like, "I'm
sorry, are we refugees now?
276
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,330
Because that's not exactly happening."
277
00:12:04,398 --> 00:12:06,164
"I'm not doing it."
278
00:12:06,234 --> 00:12:08,166
Shit. Kathryn.
279
00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:10,936
Thank God. Nina-Joy.
280
00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:14,539
I just had the most
harrowing BM of my life.
281
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,974
I saw a nest of baby squirrels
writhing under the floorboard
282
00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:20,345
of the outhouse, and the image
was so visceral and so intense.
283
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:23,848
And then I heard laughter,
and I thought, "My God,
284
00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:25,916
do squirrels laugh now?"
285
00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:27,418
But it was you!
286
00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:29,487
And Allison. Hi.
287
00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:31,922
Kathryn, hey. How are you?
288
00:12:31,991 --> 00:12:33,701
I haven't seen you since...
289
00:12:33,802 --> 00:12:37,729
The last time was the CreateHer
summit on digital connections, right?
290
00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:40,331
- Who are you?
- I'm Nia.
291
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,700
- Hmm.
- Beth-Ann.
292
00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:44,735
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
293
00:12:44,803 --> 00:12:47,036
This is cozy wine time.
294
00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:49,339
You know what? I'm
actually gonna head to bed.
295
00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:51,408
Neens, no. You just sat down.
296
00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:53,143
- Thank you, thank you.
- No.
297
00:12:53,211 --> 00:12:55,945
Thank you, good night. Thank you.
298
00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:57,281
Kathryn.
299
00:12:57,349 --> 00:12:58,882
- Kathryn, thank you.
- Okay.
300
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:01,318
- Thank you.
- All right, well...
301
00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:05,489
- I'm wide awake!
- Oh!
302
00:13:05,557 --> 00:13:08,425
Please pass da bottle, man.
303
00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:11,428
So you propose to me in
front of all your friends,
304
00:13:11,497 --> 00:13:13,463
and now you want to play it by ear?
305
00:13:13,532 --> 00:13:16,232
It's... it's just, it's all
happening so fast, Jandice.
306
00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:18,434
We've known each other for two weeks.
307
00:13:18,503 --> 00:13:20,670
Time doesn't mean anything.
308
00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:22,070
This is about us,
309
00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:25,374
about what we think,
what we are to each other.
310
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:27,410
We feel each other, baby.
311
00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:30,245
You came to my party,
we fucked all night,
312
00:13:30,315 --> 00:13:31,947
and you cried afterwards.
313
00:13:32,016 --> 00:13:34,317
You told me I was your perfect answer.
314
00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:37,653
And... and... and that was not a lie.
315
00:13:37,722 --> 00:13:39,288
I still feel like that.
316
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,492
Well, I'm just wondering,
then, why you would propose
317
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,228
if you didn't really mean it.
318
00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:48,397
This isn't a joke to me.
319
00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:50,933
It is not a joke to me, Jandice.
320
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,667
Not at all.
321
00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:54,001
I love what we have.
322
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:57,706
I love everything about us, but...
323
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:01,943
I just don't want to ruin
it by moving too fast.
324
00:14:12,889 --> 00:14:14,489
Oh, you're right.
325
00:14:14,558 --> 00:14:16,324
I don't want to ruin it either.
326
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:17,659
I know, right?
327
00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:19,761
You do get it, right, baby?
328
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,597
I get it. Totally get it.
329
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,132
100%.
330
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,642
Good night.
331
00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:15,482
Hello?
332
00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:17,751
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.
333
00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:20,220
What are you doing out here?
334
00:15:20,289 --> 00:15:22,623
Oh, I couldn't sleep.
335
00:15:22,691 --> 00:15:24,725
The moon...
336
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:27,160
The night was calling me...
337
00:15:27,229 --> 00:15:31,031
- into her.
- Yeah. Me too.
338
00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:33,500
Couldn't shut my brain off.
339
00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:37,537
My psychiatrist says I, uh, perseverate.
340
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:40,673
- That's a cool word.
- Yeah, I guess.
341
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,276
- You want a beer?
- Yeah, sure.
342
00:15:43,345 --> 00:15:45,845
Great.
343
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,083
Thanks.
344
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:54,354
It's funny, don't you think,
345
00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:57,290
like, how things change?
346
00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:59,792
Sometimes for the worse...
347
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:02,262
And sometimes for the better?
348
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:06,899
So, what, your son is, like, eight now?
349
00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:09,502
Yep, which means it's been five years
350
00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:12,137
since my surgery and four
since I started my Insta.
351
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:15,107
Wow, time flies when
you are dealing with pain
352
00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,609
all day and all night.
353
00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:18,030
This place is nice.
354
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:21,614
- What kind of surgery did you have?
- Babe.
355
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,349
I mean, how much time do you have?
356
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,519
Initially I had a few
exploratory laparoscopies
357
00:16:26,588 --> 00:16:29,789
to remove some wayward tissue
from my bladder and my liver,
358
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:33,058
but I don't have the
best soft-tissue healing,
359
00:16:33,127 --> 00:16:35,194
so makes for a challenging recovery.
360
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,763
So then I actually had
an internal skin graft
361
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,165
because I developed a
hole in my lower intestine
362
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,201
the size of a dime. A dime is small,
363
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,236
but there's a lot of fecal seepage.
364
00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:45,770
Okay, you know what?
365
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,173
All the... the body stuff,
it's just, like, really...
366
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,442
- freaking me out.
- But we all have bodies.
367
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,389
Right, but she... she
really just doesn't like
368
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:53,879
to even think about hers.
369
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,981
- It's not her thing.
- Okay, well, I guess denial
370
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,484
isn't just a river in Africa.
371
00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:01,253
Guys, let's play Two Truths and a Lie.
372
00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:03,889
Okay, let's play Two Truths and a Lie.
373
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,369
Great, okay. I'll say three things.
374
00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:06,858
Two will be true. One will be a lie.
375
00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:08,693
Yeah, that's exactly
how that game works.
376
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:10,129
Okay.
377
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,930
I have a son named Orvis.
378
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:14,733
My iron is so low, I
need regular transfusions.
379
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,169
I'm a spy.
380
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,139
The lie is that you're a spy. Duh.
381
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,843
Don't be so sure, Fraulein.
382
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,479
Holy shit.
383
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,181
Hello? Kathryn.
384
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,151
Oh, Carleen. It's my sister, Carleen.
385
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,520
She's terrible at games
and has social anxiety.
386
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,355
Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
387
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,901
I legitimately thought you
were a ghost in that nightgown.
388
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,493
Thank you.
389
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:45,163
Kathryn, have you seen Joe?
390
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,131
He went out to give Sol a snack,
391
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,567
and he never came back.
392
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,869
Well, have you checked
the local drug dens?
393
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,837
her boyfriend's a drug addict.
394
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,951
Her boyfriend's a drug addict.
Her boyfriend's a drug addict.
395
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,542
- Kathryn...
- Should we help them find him?
396
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,377
Yeah, this one can smell a drug addict
397
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,647
- from, like, a mile away.
- Totally.
398
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,637
Whoa-ah!
399
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,632
I can't believe I hang out with moms.
400
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,268
But they're so fun.
401
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,603
Oh, moms are the most fun.
402
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,105
Right? Aren't they...
403
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,907
You know, motherhood is sacred.
404
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,776
Mm.
405
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,745
Do you think you want to have kids?
406
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:11,014
You know, it's this thing where, like,
407
00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:12,649
me and my Ben, we'd have to like,
408
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:14,316
win a Grammy or get best new music
409
00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:16,552
on Pitchfork or something
before I'd feel comfortable
410
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,121
dedicating my life to another person,
411
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:20,657
but that could be next year,
or it could be when I'm 46.
412
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,859
- Like, I don't know.
- Wait, 46?
413
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:24,894
But what... what if you can't have kids
414
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,596
when you're 46? What then?
415
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,967
Because your biological age may be 46,
416
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,102
but depending on lifestyle, your eggs
417
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,638
could actually be much older.
418
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:37,050
Just... it just
depends. You do seem like
419
00:19:37,074 --> 00:19:39,175
you like to go hard, as they say.
420
00:19:39,243 --> 00:19:42,810
Well, I'm 44, and I'm still deciding.
421
00:19:42,812 --> 00:19:46,282
Oh, yeah, but I think your
womb probably decided for you.
422
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:49,117
I always joke with Carleen
that I should have been given
423
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,554
her uterus because she
was never gonna use it.
424
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:53,455
Am I right?
425
00:19:57,061 --> 00:19:59,961
Guys, let's play another game.
426
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,897
Let's do it, do it to it.
427
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:03,832
Let's really think about it.
428
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,034
I wanna play something fun.
429
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,836
I am so amped!
430
00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:09,871
I'm not gonna lie. I took a pill.
431
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,372
Oh, my God, do you have Molly?
432
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:13,086
No, I don't know... I
don't know what it was.
433
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,654
It's giving me some raging
diarrhea, but I'm good.
434
00:20:14,678 --> 00:20:17,245
- I'm here, ready to rock it.
- You, uh...
435
00:20:17,314 --> 00:20:20,215
you know what, actually, Kathryn?
436
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,583
I think we're gonna call it.
437
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:24,821
- I think we're gonna turn in.
- No. No!
438
00:20:24,855 --> 00:20:26,855
- No!
- It's pretty late.
439
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:28,156
And I gotta get back early.
440
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:30,158
And if I'm late, the nanny is so cunty,
441
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:31,827
and not in a good way.
442
00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:33,361
I can pack you.
443
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,974
- Let me pack you.
- You know what? I'm good.
444
00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:36,965
I actually got all this
disposable shit at Zara.
445
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,079
I'm just gonna throw it in
a trash bag and peace out.
446
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:40,835
Mm, but we can't be done.
447
00:20:40,903 --> 00:20:43,070
It's too much fun!
448
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:44,905
Come on!
449
00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,374
Let's do one more game.
450
00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:48,120
How about Truth or Dare?
Let's do Truth or Dare.
451
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:50,278
Give me truth or dare. Say
it. Say, "Truth or dare?"
452
00:20:50,347 --> 00:20:51,546
- Truth or dare?
- Truth.
453
00:20:51,615 --> 00:20:52,813
Um...
454
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,215
- What's it gonna be?
- Oh, darn.
455
00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:55,617
Oh, no.
456
00:20:55,685 --> 00:20:57,285
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
457
00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:59,954
- What's your biggest secret?
- My biggest secret is
458
00:21:00,022 --> 00:21:02,690
that Nina-Joy cheated on George!
459
00:21:02,759 --> 00:21:04,392
Did you guys know that?
460
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:07,528
Not just second base,
third base... full-on.
461
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:08,963
Okay, number one, that's mean.
462
00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:11,132
Number two, it's
supposed to be about you.
463
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,234
I don't have any
secrets. But Nina-Joy...
464
00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:16,470
this went on for months
before George found out.
465
00:21:16,538 --> 00:21:18,071
It was a-mazing.
466
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,940
I was the person that she
told, and so I held on to it
467
00:21:21,009 --> 00:21:22,476
and held on to it, and then finally
468
00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:24,778
I was just like, "We've
gotta talk about this."
469
00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:26,580
I'm getting really stressed out.
470
00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:28,315
- Am I insane?
- You're not insane.
471
00:21:28,384 --> 00:21:31,818
- A black hole in the room.
- Kathryn, we need to sleep.
472
00:21:31,887 --> 00:21:32,952
- I don't.
- Bye.
473
00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:34,521
Bye. Good night, you guys.
474
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,623
Good night, good night.
Allison, I know what.
475
00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:39,174
Do you want to get a quick
pic for our Insta stories?
476
00:21:39,193 --> 00:21:41,052
Oh, no, I'm good. I'm
good, sweetie, yeah.
477
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:42,870
I'm trying to keep my
page really authentic
478
00:21:42,871 --> 00:21:44,441
and, like, my mentions really authentic
479
00:21:44,445 --> 00:21:46,333
and, like, people who
at me really authentic.
480
00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:47,812
But thanks, honey.
481
00:21:47,836 --> 00:21:49,169
You got it. Love you.
482
00:21:49,237 --> 00:21:51,171
- Love you.
- Oh, love you!
483
00:21:51,239 --> 00:21:52,679
Oh, my God, she's doing it anyway.
484
00:21:52,707 --> 00:21:54,627
- You know what's fun?
- A night with the ladies!
485
00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:56,109
- What could be better?
- Thank you.
486
00:21:56,178 --> 00:21:58,377
Love you guys so much.
487
00:21:58,446 --> 00:22:00,413
Can't wait for next time!
488
00:22:00,481 --> 00:22:02,282
Moms gone wild!
489
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,549
Oh!
490
00:22:03,618 --> 00:22:05,384
- Fuck!
- What even was that?
491
00:22:05,453 --> 00:22:08,587
That, my friends, is
Kathryn McSorley-Jodell.
492
00:22:08,656 --> 00:22:12,059
- Just walk with me, please.
- You know what? Let go of me.
493
00:22:12,127 --> 00:22:13,459
I gotta get to a bathroom.
494
00:22:13,528 --> 00:22:17,030
Whatever this drug is turned
my stomach to a bag of water.
495
00:22:17,098 --> 00:22:18,932
I didn't even ask what you do.
496
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,867
- Like, what does Joe do?
- Oh.
497
00:22:20,936 --> 00:22:23,235
Joe sells...
498
00:22:23,304 --> 00:22:26,071
- audio equipment.
- Cool.
499
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,973
- Very cool.
- Yeah.
500
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,585
So, you know, if you ever need anything
501
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,276
for your... you know, your DJ stuff,
502
00:22:31,345 --> 00:22:33,111
I can hook you up.
503
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:34,980
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
504
00:22:36,951 --> 00:22:38,750
I bet you can.
505
00:22:38,819 --> 00:22:40,452
You know I can.
506
00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:43,288
I bet.
507
00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:47,692
- Okay, by the way...
- Yeah.
508
00:22:47,761 --> 00:22:50,128
It's totally cool if
you're not into this,
509
00:22:50,197 --> 00:22:52,898
but I just thought, with all
that you're going through...
510
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:56,101
drugs and stuff... I
thought I'd mention it.
511
00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:58,603
- I'm a Reiki healer.
- Oh.
512
00:22:58,672 --> 00:23:01,906
And, um, it's just
great for reducing stress
513
00:23:01,975 --> 00:23:04,642
and, you know...
514
00:23:04,711 --> 00:23:07,712
Recalibrating, and...
515
00:23:07,781 --> 00:23:10,482
super positive.
516
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:11,916
Wow, okay.
517
00:23:11,985 --> 00:23:13,585
So...
518
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,653
what does... how... how does that work?
519
00:23:15,722 --> 00:23:18,222
- You face me.
- Oh, all right.
520
00:23:27,634 --> 00:23:30,234
So I put my hands like this...
521
00:23:33,639 --> 00:23:36,573
And I channel...
522
00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,842
your...
523
00:23:38,912 --> 00:23:41,012
energy...
524
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:46,450
so that you begin to heal yourself.
525
00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:48,252
I feel that.
526
00:23:48,321 --> 00:23:50,388
Yeah?
527
00:23:50,456 --> 00:23:53,090
I definitely feel something.
528
00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:04,135
I really want...
529
00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:06,070
another beer.
530
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:08,305
- Okay?
- Uh, yeah.
531
00:24:08,373 --> 00:24:09,472
Yeah.
532
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:11,241
Yep.
533
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,980
- You feeling better?
- Yep, yep.
534
00:24:17,049 --> 00:24:20,350
Let's keep walking.
My... legs feel sticky.
535
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:23,086
You know those women?
536
00:24:23,155 --> 00:24:24,487
Ableists.
537
00:24:24,556 --> 00:24:26,823
- They're what?
- Ableists.
538
00:24:26,891 --> 00:24:30,126
They judged me because of my surgery.
539
00:24:30,195 --> 00:24:32,128
I don't think it was about the surgery.
540
00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:34,397
- I think you're acting odd.
- Yeah.
541
00:24:34,466 --> 00:24:35,798
I'm cranked out of my mind.
542
00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:37,334
Of course I'm acting odd.
543
00:24:37,402 --> 00:24:39,735
- Like, a little mean.
- You know, Nina-Joy
544
00:24:39,804 --> 00:24:42,839
only knows Allison because
I invited both of them
545
00:24:42,907 --> 00:24:45,274
to a members-only Fabletics sample sale.
546
00:24:45,343 --> 00:24:48,711
Why did you say that about my uterus?
547
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,179
It's true.
548
00:24:50,247 --> 00:24:52,949
You did waste what seems,
for all intents and purposes,
549
00:24:53,017 --> 00:24:54,684
to be a perfectly good uterus.
550
00:24:54,752 --> 00:24:58,153
You know a woman in
India had a baby at 70?
551
00:24:58,222 --> 00:24:59,956
It can happen.
552
00:25:00,024 --> 00:25:02,859
Joe and I just need to make a
firm decision about marriage.
553
00:25:02,927 --> 00:25:05,810
- Okay, sure.
- We talk about it all the time.
554
00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:08,397
I'm sure you do. That's just what it is.
555
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,866
Talk.
556
00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:13,135
You have a wonderful child and husband.
557
00:25:13,204 --> 00:25:14,336
I know.
558
00:25:14,405 --> 00:25:16,873
So? I'm just pointing it out.
559
00:25:16,941 --> 00:25:18,573
Well, thanks, and that's a tree.
560
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,054
Is there anything else you want
to tell me that I already know?
561
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,046
You're not in a good mood,
562
00:25:24,115 --> 00:25:26,848
and I'm gonna wait to talk any more.
563
00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:29,551
I'm just trying to remind you
564
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,753
to hold your blessings in gratitude.
565
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,189
You have no idea what
it's like to be me.
566
00:25:34,258 --> 00:25:36,425
I mean, do you even
look at my Instagram?
567
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:39,794
Gratitude is my most
frequently used hashtag.
568
00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:41,930
By the way, I saw Joe.
569
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,565
He's pawing Jandice in that field,
570
00:25:43,634 --> 00:25:47,002
so you might want to
keep an eye on your man.
571
00:26:00,683 --> 00:26:02,083
Hey, where have you been?
572
00:26:02,152 --> 00:26:05,086
- I was worried.
- I need to sleep.
573
00:26:08,624 --> 00:26:12,193
Wake me at least 30
minutes before tai chi.
574
00:26:13,163 --> 00:26:15,430
Oh, where's my mattress?
575
00:26:15,498 --> 00:26:17,198
I'm missing one.
576
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:19,033
Ugh, where'd it go?
577
00:26:19,102 --> 00:26:21,769
Really? That's weird.
578
00:26:24,174 --> 00:26:26,941
I guess we'll figure
it out in the morning.
579
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:32,712
Whoa-ah!
580
00:27:50,323 --> 00:27:52,124
Whoo!
581
00:27:59,566 --> 00:28:01,345
Walter, Carleen, please be
dressed in seven minutes!
582
00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:03,202
We need to replenish our supplies.
583
00:28:03,304 --> 00:28:04,603
Gotta go. Now, guys,
584
00:28:04,705 --> 00:28:06,338
- when I get to the supermarket...
- Walter!!
585
00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:11,109
Ahhh... you want to unwrap me?
586
00:28:11,212 --> 00:28:14,146
I can't right now. I'm
journaling some feelings.
587
00:28:14,248 --> 00:28:16,114
I'm still panting after
our emotional climb.
588
00:28:16,217 --> 00:28:17,683
And I was also bitten by a snake.
589
00:28:17,785 --> 00:28:19,385
- When?
- It's a metaphor!
590
00:28:19,487 --> 00:28:21,287
You know, I am not one to get angry.
591
00:28:21,389 --> 00:28:24,122
Right now, I don't feel so steady.
592
00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:25,991
Is this what rage tastes like?
593
00:28:26,093 --> 00:28:31,093
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