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Forget about the damn movie.

So its all just a big movie, you're the star.

No, hell no, you're a damn psycho.

Oh, he thinks you killed somebody.

I don't want you near me.

Are you crazy?

Shit, he ain't crazy, are you?

See, he ain't crazy.

- Justin?

- What?

- Have you been cheating on me?

Don't.

- But, I saw the phone bill.

Who's 828-1321?

- Hey baby.

- I don't know.

It was probably just a vendor or something.

I mean, we do own a fucking business,

we get calls all the time, stupid.

- But it's not a vendor.

I checked all of our lists.

But, but,

I don't know.

I guess I was mistaken, who the fuck cares?

- I called the number, Justin.

Who's Bunni?

- But what about Lisa?

- Eh, don't worry about her.

- I'm not.

How should I know who the fuck Bunni is?

Well, I didn't,

So fuckin' what if I'm cheatin' on you?

What difference does is make?

Shh, you don't want to wake up your son.

- Why don't you just go in there

and tell him the truth,

that mommy is just a stupid fucking ass bitch

who don't like to give it up for daddy!

- Justin, please.

When was the last time we fucked?

- You sound like a girl.

- You fucking bitch!

Justin please!

I am so sick of your fucking shit all the time.

You're such a cunt!

I fucking hate you!

- I've been so good to you.

Listen, Lisa, btich, we never have sex

and when we do it's always the same boring shit,

over and over and fucking over!

- I can't believe you.

- You fucking bitch!

Hey! Hurry up!

Paige, hurry up!

- Hold on Haley, it's my house.

Mom, will you tell Paige to hurry up.

Honey, your sister has to get ready too, okay?

- Fine.

- Boy, you look cute, Paige.

- Slutastic as usual.

Thank you, so much, for bringing her here.

What's wrong?

- Nothing.

My mom and sister are over here passing out candy.

They're driving me insane.

Well, don't stress too much,

I'll be there to save you in a bit.

- Is Ashley going?

Yeah, Ashley and Rick are meeting us there.

- Okay.

- Rick, put the camera down.

Alright, I will in a minute.

- Come on, fuck me already!

Oh don't worry, I will.

You better not show this to anybody.

Rick, just fuckin' fuck me already.

Come on.

Or what?

- Come one, fuck me hard.

Or, too, I'll be comin' for you.

Oh yeah.

I'm coming for you.

Oh Rick.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Does that feel good?

- Yeah.

Okay.

- Like that.

Oh yeah, oh fuck, yes.

Fuck, you like to fuck me?

Yeah, you like,

- Ah, yes, ah fuck.

Yes.

She is even hotter than the last chick.

- Eh, I've had better.

Shit, you need to spread the wealth once in awhile.

- She's in the other room.

She's been passed out all fucking day.

- You serious?

- Don't be stupid, jackass.

So you doin' anything cool for Halloween?

Yeah, I'm supposed to go to some stupid ass,

bull shit, party thing, I don't, I dunno.

Yeah, no, I was gonna go to a party

tonight too, but they ended up calling me into work

and it really sucks because I have this

Spongebob costume I was gonna wear,

but Jason's cousin said she was gonna go as Spongebob

so I couldn't do that, it'd be really lame, I think,

you know, especially since a girl and I'm a boy,

it'd be kind of, really, really stupid to have us both

dress like Spongebob, it wouldn't even make

for cool pictures or anything.

But there was this time that last,

- Party? I wanna go to a party.

- Oh, hey there um,

- Destiny?

Yeah, whatever, um, that's not gonna happen.

- Come on, please?

Come on.

Are we dressing up?

Is that your costume?

I wanna go.

- No!

I already told you I've got a bunch of shit

going on tonight.

You should've been gone hours ago.

Bill, do me a favor, take her home.

- For real?

Yeah, get her the fuck outta here.

You don't have to be a dick about it.

- Will you just take care of it?

Yep.

- Hey baby.

Are you feeling any better?

- What?

You said you were sick last night,

that's why you didn't come over.

- I'm fine.

- What are you doing?

Just getting ready for the party.

- I know, aren't you so excited?

- I'm pissing my pants.

Okay, hurry up and come get me.

- I will be there later.

- Okay, please hurry.

- Hey girl. - Hey!

- Where's your boyfriend?

- I don't know.

- Hm, why am I not surprised.

- Here, live a little Paige.

- Uh, no thanks.

- What's the matter?

Nothing, I just don't feel like it tonight.

- Are you sure?

- It's all you turtle man.

So, Rick, why haven't you called me back?

I don't Nikki, I've just been busy with stuff, you know.

- Well, let's get out of here.

Sure, what did ya have in mind?

My place, you drive and I'll give you

a little preview on the way, how does that sound?

Rick?

Hello?

Um, yeah that's a great idea, uh,

I'll be right back, I gotta go take a piss,

okay, I'll be right back.

Yeah, I pretty much work out everyday.

Did I tell you I run my own business too?

- Hey, buddy, how's it going?

- Pretty good, just havin' a,

- Fuck off!

- Whatever, brah.

- What the fuck was that?

What?

That fucking douchebag you were talking to.

Baby, he was talkin' to me, I didn't say anything.

- Yeah.

- That's it, you're cut off.

- That's what you think, bitch.

Bitch.

Come on, let's get out of here.

- Oh fuck I'm drunk.

You should be, after what, like 12 shots of Jaeger?

- More like 20.

- Oh, baby are you okay?

- Do I'm look like I'm not okay?

Shit.

You were the cutest bee at the party tonight.

Chris, I was the only bee at the party tonight.

Well you were still the cutest.

Oh Paige you're the cutest, no Chris you're the cutest,

I'm a big fucking bitch, well my vagina's bigger than yours,

no my vagina's bigger,

- Hey man.

I'm sorry, I know that your vagina really is bigger.

God Rick, why do you have to be such a prick?

- Yeah, Rick the prick.

- Feelin' tough, fucker?

Hey, lay off, he was just joking.

Rick was just joking too.

- Shut up.

Ashley, why do you put up with that?

- Put up with what?

- Nothing.

- I love you baby.

- Yeah.

Come on.

- Ah man, look at this.

- Look at what?

- This!

- What is it?

I haven't seen one of these in years!

Oh, look its a fucking shitty building,

I haven't seen one of those since uh,

three seconds ago.

No, no, no, this is a Wild Flings.

What's a Wild Flings?

It's this, they sell like costumes and movies

and sex toys, it's just awesome.

It's where he gets all his dildos.

No, no, me and my cousin Vinny A used to go here

all the time, they always had the best Halloween costumes.

- Better than Rick's I'm sure.

- At least I'm not a Bee-otch.

- Let's go check it out!

- What?

Are you crazy?

Come on, what if they still have some stuff in there?

Chris you're gonna get us arrested!

- Somebody help me with this.

Hey, I think I've almost got it!

- Hey!

Get your hands off that board, turtle boy.

I'm sorry sir, do you live here?

- Nothing's alive in there.

Not the way you think.

- So what's the problem old man?

- Rick!

You don't wanna go messing around in that place!

It's closed for a reason!

- And that is?

- Go on now!

Get away from there!

Listen here, you smelly bastard,

you've got about three fucking seconds to get

your ass out of here before I shove this cart up your ass.

- It's your funeral.

Man that guy gave me the creeps.

- Me too.

What are you doing?

I don't care what some homeless man says,

I wanna see what's in here.

- Oh my God.

- Shit!

What's your fuckin' deal Nikki?

- Rick is my fucking deal.

- Well, what do you expect?

He's back with Ashley, remember?

And that didn't stop him last weekend.

So what, you're his new fuck buddy now?

It's none of your damn business who I fuck.

Yeah, actually, it is my business when you use me

to flirt with some dude's girlfriend while you go off

and try to fuck him.

Like you wouldn't have taken her home, you jackass.

So? That's me.

Besides, you're my sister.

I just hate when you act like mom.

Fuck you, I'm a big girl, and I can do whatever

or whoever I want.

You know what?

I'm fed up with his shit anyways, fuck him.

See, that's the problem, you won't stop doing that.

- Seriously? I am done with it.

- Sure, heard that before.

Shut up.

- Well, speak of the devil.

- What?

Fuck you, Rick!

What the hell was that?

I don't know, just some fucking drunk, stupid bitch,

I don't know what the fucking,

move out of the way.

Oh fuck!

- Oh my God, baby are you okay?

- Yeah, I'll live.

Yeah, this place sure is awesome, Chris.

- Whoa.

- It smells funny.

I don't think we should be doing this.

Hey, if Chris wants to try on this old dusty lingerie

I think, uh, just fucking let him, right Chris?

Chris?

- Chris?

Chris!

- Chris, where are you?

Chris, you in here jerkin' off?

- Chris?

- Hey you there!

- Oh my God, you jerk!

I'm sorry, there's just so much awesome stuff

in this place.

- You scared the shit out of me!

- Me too!

- Where were you?

I was just looking around!

- I guess this place is okay.

- Yeah you would think that.

Alcoholic asshole.

Oh my God.

- This is great!

- Oh, oh honey.

- Huh, that's pretty old.

- Yeah it is.

Hey Chris, Zack Morris called, he wants his phone back.

- Who's Zack?

- Did you hear that?

- What was that?

I don't know, it kinda sounded like foot,

- Shh!

- Oh my God it's killing me!

Ah you,

Shh! Are you fucking crazy, somebody's up there!

No one's fucking here, remember all we had to do

to get in?

I heard footsteps.

Electricity, that usually means somone lives here.

- Are you all shitting me?

Besides if there's someone living here

it's just some fucking hobo

and where there's hobos there's booze.

I fucking hope someone lives here.

Ashley, come here.

- Oh, okay baby.

- Ugh that fucking prick!

What does he even see in her?

- Well,

- Don't even!

Take me back there.

Hell no.

- Take me back!

- We're not going back.

- Then pull the fuck over.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna beat that bitch's ass!

Stop it Nikki, you're being insane!

Fuck you and your mustache!

Don't be callin' me from jail, bitch!

- I love you.

- I love you too.

Hey, why don't you, you know.

- Here? Right now?

What if they walk in on us?

- Then they walk in.

- That's sick, Rick.

Bae, don't make me ask you twice.

- Fine.

I don't know what Rick's deal is tonight.

Rick's an asshole, this isn't new information.

Yeah, but he is my friend though.

- He is not your friend.

He's only a friend to himself and he treats

everyone like shit.

He's not that bad, anyways, it's all gonna

catch up to him sooner or later.

Where are you going now?

Come on, don't you wanna see the rest of this place?

No, I wanna see my place, my own bed,

with you and me in it.

Come on, just a few more minutes.

- Fine.

- What was that?

- Stop being retarded.

Babe, no, that's gross.

I gotta piss.

- Where are you goin'?

Do you want me to piss in my pants?

Do you want me to piss on you?

- No!

Well, then I need to find a toilet,

is that okay?

- Jeeze, I was just asking.

I think you're still a little drunk.

- No, no, I'm good, I'm good.

- Mhm..

- Why didn't you have anything?

I just didn't feel like it tonight.

So, are we still going to my parent's tomorrow?

- Okay.

- 'Kay.

God, my feet are killing me.

So, when am I gonna get to meet your mom?

- I don't know, soon.

We've been dating for like six months now,

I feel like you're trying to hide me.

No, Paige, I'm crazy about you, it's just,

mom's been kinda weird since dad passed.

- Ah, I know.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay, she's good, she keeps busy,

I just try not to think about it too much.

- I know you do.

Come here.

- This place fucking sucks.

Fucking shit.

Who the fuck is this?

d Suck my dick, bitch

d Suck my dick, bitch,

Stupid bitch.

Babe, I'm pissing.

Fuck.

Fuck me.

Rick! You better bring that bitch out here!

I gotta cut this shit out.

- Paige?

Hello?

Shit.

- Oh, Rick, where are you?

Come out, come out wherever you are

and bring that bitch with you!

What the fuck is this shit?

Rick!

- Can we leave now?

- Okay.

Let's go find Rick and Ashley.

- Probably off somewhere,

oh my shit.

Wow, nice.

- We gotta get outta here.

Why? This place rocks.

- Are you on crack?

- What?

Somebody obviously lives here, idiot.

- How's that possible?

We could barely get in the front door.

I don't know but you're stupid if you think

no one lives here.

Why are the lights on?

The TV, the DVD player,

- Hey, maybe there's some porn.

Of course you would say that.

- See?

Told ya.

What are you doing?

Nothing, what the fuck are you doing?

Just looking at you.

- Well, just, just quit.

No, I have a surprise for you.

- Well, what is it?

You'll have to come find out.

- Well, show me now.

Okay, follow me.

I've got something really fun planned for us.

Are you ready?

- Okay.

Sorry about the other day.

You just make me mad, sometimes.

I know, it's okay.

I mean, you do bring it on yourself.

- I just want you to enjoy this.

Come on, get to the good stuff.

What are you putting on?

Oh, nothing.

Take off your shirt.

- Whoa yeah, here we go.

- Whoa.

I don't think I've ever seen this side of you before.

It's about time you did something good.

- Shhh.

What are you doing?

Don't worry, this is gonna be great, I promise.

Just one more thing.

What's that?

Hey!

- Calm down, just relax.

Are you ready?

- What the fuck is this?

- Oh damn.

- Turn that fucking shit off.

- Oh stop.

It's just a movie.

- No, this is not just a movie!

This is real, look.

It's just a B movie, people make them all the time.

And your dumbass wants to watch it.

Come on, let's go get Ash and Rick and leave, please,

let's just get the hell out of here.

I paid your precious little Bunni a visit the other day.

You were cheating on me with a mother fucking stripper?

- This is retarded.

- Oh come on.

- I want to be home.

- Fucking watch.

Hey Lisa, how's daddy's little precious?

- Good.

Can I go outside and play please?

Later sweetheart, daddy needs some sugar.

- But I don't feel good.

Now Lisa, you feel good enough to go outside,

Daddy needs his sugar, okay?

- Okay.

Fuck you motherfucker I fucking hate you!

- That's it, this is bullshit.

We need to leave, now.

- What the fuck?

Rick, hey Rick.

It's not funny man.

Rick?

Rick, open the door.

Rick, let us out asshole.

Rick, come on, it's not funny anymore.

Ashley!

- Rick, open the door.

Come on man, open the door.

Any thoughts?

Hey Bev, this is Darrell, uh, looks like somebody

broke into the old sex shop down here on Cedar Street.

I'm gonna pull in here real quick and check that out.

Hey Darrell, can you repeat that,

I was on a call.

Hey, looks like somebody broke into a sex shop

down here on Cedar Street, I'm gonna go ahead

and check it out real quick.

Do what?

- Police!

If anyone is in here, you better come out right now.

- Rick!

What if someone's here and they heard you?

- Yeah, Rick and Ashley are here

and I want them to hear us.

Don't you?

- Rick!

- Ashley!

- Rick!

- Wait.

Fuck! Try your phone.

- Crap, I left it at the bar.

Are you serious?

Check your pockets, all of 'em.

Damnit, yeah I remember setting it down on the table.

Great.

Is there anyone in here?

Ma'am? Ma'am can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Are you okay?

273 radio, we need a ambulance,

- Did you hear that?

That sounded like a gunshot, Chris.

Something's not right!

What is it?

Come on guys, let's go!

- What was that?

- I don't know.

But I'm freaking the hell out.

Oh you've just seen too many scary movies.

Yeah, and right about now is when someone,

Ashley.

Oh God!

Ashely, no!

No!

What's happening?

- Hey, come on,

No, no we have to help her Chris.

- What can we do? - We have to help her!

I don't know!

What the fuck can we do about it?

I don't fucking know what to do!

How the hell are we gonna help her?

Oh my God!

What the fuck?

Chris what's wrong?

The door won't open!

Why won't the door open,

we have to get out of here!

I don't know it's just,

it's stuck on something.

My God we have to get out!

God damn it!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

- Okay, this isn't working.

- I know it's not working.

- Well we have to find,

Okay we have to find,

- Shh!

We have to find another way out of here,

another door, another window, something.

Chris, I am not going back there.

Well, if we don't go back there

we're not getting out of this fucking building.

- Fuck.

Is there a way out?

- No, it's just a closet.

- Fuck!

What if we just scream, let's just scream

and whoever's outside can come and help us.

Yeah, and let whoever's after us know exactly

where we are?

Besides, nobody's gonna be out there this late.

- How do you know?

- Because it's late.

The bars are closed, nobody's gonna be walkin' around.

- Fuck.

Fuck.

Maybe there's something this way.

- God I hope so.

Chris I just wanna give up.

I don't even wanna go anymore.

Okay, well that's not really an option here,

we have to get out.

- I can't do this, I just can't.

Okay, you're gonna have to calm down,

just a little bit.

I mean we have to find a way out of here.

- What if there is no way out?

- There's gotta be a way out.

There's not just one fucking door to this place.

Okay, you have to pull your shit together, Paige.

- I don't know if I can.

- Okay, you're gonna have to.

Okay? There is no can.

Okay, let me check my phone again.

Shit, now my battery's dying.

What the hell was that?

- I don't know!

Oh my God, why is this happening to us?

- I don't know.

Well, find something we can use for a weapon.

Oh my God.

Is that your phone?

Chris?

- What?

You have signal?

Let me see your phone.

Let, let me see your phone.

Chris, what's your problem?

Oh my God, you fucker!

No!

No, let me go!

Hey, hey, I'm sorry, it just has to be this way.

You see?

I told you, mom just hasn't been the same

since dad died.

You and me, we're too close, you'd just end up

hurting me anyway.

No, no.

- Yes you would.

Don't worry, Chris, daddy can't hurt us anymore.

When you care about someone, sooner or later,

they'll hurt you.

That's why you need to hurt them first.

Remember that, Chris.

- Mom knows best.

She's just looking out for me.

Remember, you said it was gonna be quick, right?

Listen, I'm sorry, it just has to be this way.

- Why?

Please, Chris, why are you doing this?

Please, just let me go, I'll do anything.

Please!

Paige, it's not going to hurt much,

it's going to be quick.

- No! Please, let me go!

Chris, you don't have to do this.

- Yes, yes I do.

I'm still crazy about you.

I love you, mom.

- Somebody, help!

Help! Somebody!

- No, wait, please stop!

No!

Wait!

Stop, please!

Wait, there's something you should know.

I'm pregnant!

And it's Chris'.

He didn't know.

I just found out yesterday.

Please, I'm gonna name it after Chris.

d I'll take my anger out on someone

d Who doesn't deserve it

d I'll take the lives of every person

d Because it's worth it

d Trust only me myself and I

d That's my only motto

d I'll take my gun my knife and fist

d That's the life that I know

d No one knows what I go through

d You try walking

d A day in my shoe

Hail to the queen, bitch.

No.

No.

Oh, what's the matter with you?

Come here.

Yes, are you hungry?

Hm, you hungry?

Get some food.

Are you hungry?

Yeah.

Yeah, you're a hungry boy.

Let's go get your bottle, you're hungry.

Yeah, be right back, I'll get your bottle, okay?

Hey, mom.

Hey, honey, how you holdin' up?

- I'm hangin' in there.

And the nightmares?

Sometimes, yeah I'm still having them.

Are you sure you're okay?

- Yes mother.

Baby, this is a tough day for you

and I just worry about you so much.

- I know, I, I've just,

I know things have been hard but,

I'm starting to handle things differently now.

Well, I'm just now leaving the store,

I'm gonna stop by for a bit if that's okay?

Yeah, it's fine, we'll be here.

Okay, I'll see ya in a minute.

- Okay, bye.

Yeah, you're hungry, hm?

Yeah.

Mom?

Hello?

Mom?

Mom?

Trick or treat!

- Trick or treat!

- Ya'll want some candy?

Alright, here you go, some for you,

and there's some for you.

You all have fun!

Thank you!

- Thank you!

- Bye!

Hey mom, are you okay?

- I guess we're even now.

This is going to hurt.

A lot!

Don't worry, mommy won't hurt you anymore.

- No!

- Whoa, stop the camera

I think about how it looked when I,

Bend down

Like, look at me.

What if someone's here and they, fuck!

I can't get it

- Hey guys!

Fuck!

- I'm not,

You're on the screen.

Yeah.

And, we are professionals.

- Rotation, booty sensation.

I've never been stabbed before so I don't

know how to scream like I'm being cut.

Right, creepy shit?

You bastard you've got about three fucking seconds

to get out of here before I shove this cart up your ass.

It's been like four seconds.