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cheerful�whimsical�music

Oh,�hi!

Didn't�see�you�there.

It's�that�time�of�year: Juneteenth�in�December.

Juneteenth�commemorates�the�time when�salaried�Americans�came

together�for�the�birth�of a�new�commercial�holiday!

Freedom

[man�VO]�Sponsored�by�Geico.

So�I'm�starting�a�new�line�of 100�percent�cotton�Juneteenth

-t-shirts! -[ding]

They�don't�focus�on�the bad�stuff�like�the�legacy�of

slavery,�they�focus�on�the good�stuff�like�the�concept�of

freedom!

-And�that's�a�shirt! - � [children]�Yeah!

Freedom�is�marketable!

Oh,�Ziwe!

Ziwe!

Oh,�Tony Award-winner�Laura�Benanti!

You're�not�understanding�the true�meaning�of�Juneteenth.

It's�not�just�about selling�t-shirts,

it's�about�something deeper�and�more�meaningful.

It's�about�totes!

upbeat�music

triumphant�kazoos

Wait,�Tony Award-winner�Laura�Benanti!

This�feels�all�wrong.

It�can't�just�be about�t-shirts�and�totes!

And�frankly,�it's�a little�offensive...

Ooh.

That�the�product line�is�so�small!

-[blast] -[both�giggling]

-Coozies! -Napkins!

[Ziwe�VO] Tablecloths,�t-shirts,

water�bottles,�hats!

Available�at�all the�big�box�stores.

I�don't�care�if�you're Christian,�Jewish,�Muslim,

or�Kwanzaa;

if�you�like Christmas�in�July,

then�you're�gonna�love Juneteenth�in�December.

Tonight,�I'm talking�to�Wayne�Brady!

Wayne,�would�you�say�Juneteenth is�about�lifting�up�the�youth?

No.

[Ziwe�VO]�And�later,�I'm sending�my�correspondent�Larry

Owens�to�lead�a�group�of�icons in�some�Juneteenth�caroling.

Juneteenth�is�here!

[in�unison]�Ziwe�starts�now!

cool�theme�music

[Ziwe�VO]�An�improvisor,�actor, and�musician�with�a�30+�year

career�in�show�business...

[in�unison]�Ooh,�ooh!

Check�it�out,�Drew!

[Ziwe�VO]�He's�a national�treasure.

Is�Wayne�Brady�gonna have�to�choke�a�bitch?

Please�welcome�Wayne�Brady!

Hey!

Oh,�you�clap�for�me?

That�makes�me�happy.

Thank�you�for coming�on�the�show!

Thank�you!

I�am�honored�that�you�are here�for�our�special�Juneteenth

episode.

I'm�happy�to�be here�for�Juneteenth.

What�did�you�get�your friends�for�Juneteenth?

Me.

They-�they�were�able�to celebrate�me�on�that�day.

Now,�specifically,�I'm talking�to�my�non-Black�friends.

[Ziwe]�Got�it,�got�it,�got�it.

And�so�you�show�up�and you're�like,�"Here�I�am!"

-Ding,�ding! -[doorbell]

Juneteenth!

You�do�a�little�spin...

I�do�a�little�spin,�I get�a�couple�of�gift�cards.

"Oh,�Best�Buy!

Thank�you�so�much!"

And�then�I�go�from�house�to house�collecting�my�Juneteenth

reparations.

Freedom

Now,�what�race�is typically�the�most�greedy?

-What�race�is�the�most�greedy? -Yeah!

Well,�you�know, if�you-�[sighs]

Um,�who�has�colonized�most�of the�Western�world�and�the�lands

beyond,�and�taken lands�and�said,

"This�happens�to�be�mine," regardless�of�whom�happens�to�be

there,�issues�no�apologies.

So�I'm�not�saying�which�race, I'm�just�saying�if�there's�a

race�that�fits that,�that�may�be�it.

On�a�scale�of Halloween�to�Valentine's�Day,

how�important�is Juneteenth�to�you?

Culturally,�Juneteenth is�the�most�important.

Mm.

But�what�really�affects my�life�is�Valentine's�Day.

Wow!

I�think�that�Valentine's�Day is-�because�I'm�trying�to�be

-happy. -Yeah.

So�Valentine's�Day�is�my�yearly reset�of�"Will�this�be�the�year

that�I�find�The�One?"

-[Ziwe]�Wow! -Yeah.

[Ziwe]�And�are�you still�looking�for�The�One?

I'm�still�looking�for�The�One!

To�camera,�what�is�your�type?

We�can�help.

My�type�is,�uh, beautiful,�strong...

I�love�to�read,�I want�you�to�read,

so�if�you're�into�nerd�culture, if�you�can�teach�me�something,

if�you're�into history�and�back�rubs...

-Back�rubs�and�history? -[Wayne]�Yeah.

That's�a�lot�to�ask�for.

Yeah,�so�I�want�you�to�talk about�Vasco�da�Gama�as�you're

giving�me�a�back�rub,�yeah.

Goodness�gracious, you�are�horny�today!

Am � I�horny�today?

Wayne�Brady�is�horny!

I�guess�I-�am�I?

I�did�notice,�when�I was�researching�you,

that�your�initials�are�"WAB."

-[Wayne]�Yeah. -Wayne�Brady,�WAB.

WAB,�WAB,�WAB.

Like�a�Cardi�song.

-I'm�talking - � [Ziwe�VO]�WAB,�WAB,�WAB

-That's�some -Wet-ass�bussy.

Oh,�no,�wet-ass�bussy�is�a completely�different�thing!

That's-�yeah.

Some�people�like it�in�the�butt.

Some�people�do like�it�in�the�butt!

I�am�not�one�of�those�people.

-[thud] - � [man�VO]�Canceled.

I�cannot�say�that I�enjoy�anal�play.

Now,�that�being�said...

maybe�if�I�find�the�right�person on�that�Valentine's�Day...

Pivoting!

What�does Juneteenth�mean�to�you?

And�don't�say�anything�horny!

You're�the�one�that asked�the�horny�questions.

I�was�only�answering.

No,�you�brought�horny to�the�table,�sir!

I-�I've�never-�I never-�in�all�my�years�of�doing

interviews,�I�have never�been�called�"horny!"

So�thank�you.

[laughs]

Hey,�it's�Wet-Ass�Bussy.

Tune�in�after�the�break.

What�does�"bussy"�mean�again?

[Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe...

I�wear�my kente�cloth�daily

chimes

[man�VO]�Jane�is a�working�woman,

and�boy,�is�she�busy.

No,�Mom,�I�can't come�home�this�year!

I'm�just�too�busy!

[man�VO]�But�life�is about�to�slow�her�down.

Wait,�what?!

Great-grandpa�is�dying?!

This�is�going�to�be his�last�Juneteenth?

[man�VO]�The�Juneteenth Hallmark�movie�everyone's�been

waiting�for.

-Lakeisha! -[Lakeisha]�[gasps]�Ma'am?!

-[Jane]�Lakeisha. -Yes.

I'm�headed�home�to�give my�great-grandpa�the�best

Juneteenth�ever.

So�you�can't�take�off�next�week.

Hold�up!

I�told�you�about�Juneteenth!

[man�VO]�White Christians,�this�one's�for�you.

Thanks�so�much.

Watch�the�laptops.

[man�VO]�From�the�people�that brought�you � The�Love�Child�of

Santa�Claus � and�stock footage�of�Seattle.

We've�made�this�collard greens�recipe�for�generations.

We�got�it�from�PaulaDeen.com.

[man�VO]�Love�has�a�way�of finding�even�the�busiest�of

women.

[typing]

heartwarming�music

Tyler.

I�haven't�seen�you�since�before we�recognized�Juneteenth�as�a

national�holiday!

[man�VO]�Critics�agree: it's�a�movie.

Also,�I�go�by�"X"�now, in�honor�of�the�struggle.

[clattering]

[man�VO]�Two�blondes�learn Juneteenth�isn't�just�any

holiday.

It's�like�we're�back�at...

[in�unison]�Celibate Teen�Bible�Camp�High.

[Jane�VO]�I'm�free from�the�bondages�of�work.

[man�VO]�"Makes�you think,"�says�Variety.

Jane,�you're�doing�the�work, and�I�have�to�respect�that�but-

[beep]

-Jane! -[dial�tone]

You're�always�saying�how�it's the�freedom�for�you,�you,�you!

But�have�you�ever�stopped to�think�about�me,�me,�me?!

[shouts]

Jane!

Everybody,�shut�the�flip�up!

Jane...

your�grandpop�died!

[man�VO]�A�whole�movie shot�entirely�in�three�days.

Do�you�think�there�are�Paula Dean�Juneteenth�collard�greens

in�Heaven?

uplifting�hip-hop�beat

It's�been�a�wild�year.

My�very�own�Louis�Vuitton?!

[sighs]�I'm�so�busy.

"Hava�Nagila"

[man�VO]�Even�the�busiest�of women�deserve�a�little�freedom.

We're�free!

Who�needs�a�gorgeous�purse...

when�you�have�the gift�of�employment?

We�made�it�the best�Juneteenth�ever!

[people�cheering]

[Tyler�VO]�You're�right,�Jane.

It�is�the�freedom�for�me.

But�it's�the�love�for�me,�too.

[man�VO] � Collard Greens�in�Heaven.

Playing�every�hour�on�the Hallmark�Channel,�sorry.

I'm�Black...

I'm�in�this�movie...

and...

this�concludes�my�story�arc.

[Jane]�Yay!

Good�job.

jaunty�music

exciting�strings

So,�you�didn't�like�that Paul�Mooney�joke�that�said�white

people�love�you�because�you�make Bryant�Gumbel�look�like�Malcom

-X. -Yes.

How�does�it�make�you�feel�to be�a�beloved�Black�man�in�white

America?

It's�great!

Because�the�flip�side�of�that is-�is�why�can't�you�be�beloved

in�white�America, in�Black�America,

in�Latin�America?

I�don't�change�who�Wayne�is�to make�"white�America"�like�me.

[Ziwe]�Mm.

Congratulations,�that�was�funky!

Right�on,�right�on!

If�you�have�a�thing�in�you that�you�need�to�get�out,

why�wouldn't�you�want�as�many people�as�possible�to�love�that

thing?

So�that's�why�I�took�offense, took�umbrage�with�Paul's�thing,

because�the�way he�made�it�sound,

I�would�be�the�kind�of�person that�would�change�who�I�am�to

make�white�people�love�me.

So�why�do�you�think people�named�Jarett�and�Tinsley

gravitate�towards�you?

[laughs]

Um...

because�they�lack father�figures.

Okay!

Okay,�whoa.

I�don't�even know�what�it�means.

-Let's�unpack�that! -Yeah.

I�think�Jared,�um,�Dales,�Kyles, I�think�they're�all�looking�for

the�Black�father figure�in�their�life.

-Yup. -Wow!

I'm�not�backing�down.

You're�gonna stick�with�that�one?

Tinsley,�Kyle,�Jared,�Jake...

[sighs]

Black�Daddy�loves�you.

So�you�won�The�Masked Singer�as�the�fox�in�2019.

upbeat�music

What�do�you�think�mainstream America�feels�more�comfortable

with:�a�Black�man�in�a�fedora�or a�Black�man�in�animal�cosplay?

Uh,�definitely�a�Black man�in�animal�cosplay.

It's�like-�when�I�was�a�kid,�I was�a�character�at�Walt�Disney

-World. -Really?

I�played�Tigger�and�Goofy,�and rednecks�would�take�their�kids

and�shove�'em�in�my�arms.

-"Tigger!" -Oh�my�God.

[Wayne]�"Go�ahead!"

When�you�say�"Tigger," you�say�it�with�the�hard�R.

Yeah,�"Tigger."

"Tigger."

Because�if�they�knew that�Tigger�was�a�Tigger...

-Oh�my�God! -[Wayne]�Yeah.�[chuckles]

Now�Wayne,�you�sing,�you dance,�and�you�do�comedy.

Are�you�doing�too�much,�or�is everyone�else�not�doing�enough?

Everyone�else�is not�doing�enough.

Mediocrity�is�not�the�goal.

That's�not�the household�that�I�was�raised�in.

Your�parents�are�from�the�West Indies,�you've�mentioned.

Yes.

What's�wild�is�that�you�talked about�how�you�were�bullied�for

your�accent.

But�in�my�head,�you speak�like�the�Queen.

What�is�your�original, like,�OG�Florida�accent?

Well,�because�I�was raised�in�that�household,

[West�Indian�accent]�and everybody�had�this�accent,

and�talking�about "Mother,�I�don't�understand,

-I�don't�know!" -Oh,�wow!

[normal�voice] Which,�in�my�neighborhood,

there�was�a�whole�thing that�we�could�go�back�to,

like,�the�'80s�when�there�was�an influx�of�Jamaicans�to�Florida,

and�then�the�people that�were�there�were�like,

"You're�on�my�turf."

So�when�I�would�go�to school�and�I'd�say�something,

the�other�kids�were�like,�"Ahh, little�bitch�sound�Jamaican!"

Wow.

And�I'd�say, "I'm�not�Jamaican!"

-They'd�say,�"You�not�Jamaican!" -Oh�my�God!

And�then�we'd�get�into fights�and�the�whole�thing.

And�now,�I'm�on�TV. Fuck�'em.

-[Ziwe]�Wow! -[Wayne]�[laughs]

We�unpacked�a lot�in�10�seconds!

Thank�you!

That's�an�amazing therapy�session!

Thank�you,�Doctor!

Would�you�like�to�apologize�to Chet�Hanks�for�appropriating�his

accent?

Uh,�Chet,�on�behalf of�the�people:

[patois]�Me�wan�tank�you,�Chet.

Me�wan�tank�you.

On�your�children's album � Radio�Wayne,

you�have�a�song called�"Hip�Hop�Stop."

Hip�hop Now�show�me�your�hands

Hip�hop�stop

Why�would�you�like hip-hop�to�stop?

[laughs]

-I�never�want�hip-hop�to�stop. -Mm.

I've�been�a�hip-hop�fan�since I�was�maybe�eight�years�old.

Okay,�so�hip-hop�don't�stop.

Do�you�still listen�to�rap�music?

Absolutely!

Who's�your�favorite modern,�like,�rapper?

[sighs]�I�was�afraid�you were�gonna�ask�me�that.

Of�all�the�questions...

Because�this�is�where�I sound�like-�like�an�angry...

-"oldhead"... -Yes.

-As�the�kids�say. -Yes,�Black�Daddy.

Because�Black�Daddy�doesn't like�a�lot�of�current�hip-hop.

What�does�Black�Daddy�like?

Black�Daddy�likes�hip-hop�that I�could�dance�to�but�that�is

actually�saying�something.

We�deal�in�words;�I�love�words.

Yes,�you�love�words.

-[Wayne]�I�love�words. -Yeah.

So,�I�don't�like...

-I�don't�like�that. -Wow.

-I�don't�like�that�at�all. -Wow.

And�you�prefer?

I�went�to�the school�to�get�the�bus!

Because�you�never know�what�I'm�gonna�do

I�say�hip�hop�stop�to�you!

No,�I�love freestyle,�I�love�Kendrick,

I�love�people�that have�something�to�say!

Chance�the�Rapper.

You�love�Jesus�in your�music;�I�got�it.

-I�love-�who�doesn't... -Amen!

Like�a�little Jesus�in�their�music?

Marry,�[bleep],�kill: Black,�African-American,

or�the�N�word?

Marry�Black...

[bleep]�African-American...

I�guess?

And�kill�the�N�word.

Wow.

Why�would�you�kill�the�N�word?!

Because�I�love�the�fact�-�and my�daughter�and�I�talk�about�how

beautifully�it�actually�sings.

Like,�it's�a�very�musical�word, but�all�it�takes...

is�one�guy�named�Jarett at�a�concert...

Hip�hop Now�show�me�your�hands

-Hip�hop�stop -[ding]

And�he�bends�the�A�into�an�R, and�it�takes�us�back�500�years,

so�I�don't�agree�with�the argument�of�"It's�just�a�word!"

No,�there's�blood all�over�that�word...

-[Ziwe]�Wow. -So�keep�it�out�your�mouth.

[Ziwe]�Wow!

Next�on � Ziwe...

You�know�I'm�gonna�start�a web�series�called�"Black�Daddy."

I�think�that exists�on�PornHub.com.

You�have�an�amazing research�department!

chimes

[man�VO]�How�does Juneteenth�make�you�feel?

Umoja...

Ujamaa...

Ujima...

Kuumba...

[Ziwe�VO]�I�went�to�the school�to�get�the�bus

jaunty�music

Wayne,�you're�a�great�man�first, and�a�great�musical�improvisor

-second. -Thank�you!

That's�why�we're�playing�a new�game�called�Carol,�Brady!

-Sing�the�jingle! -I�love�it.

-Make�a�jingle�up. -Uh,�about�what?

Carol,�Brady!

I�just�gave�you�the�name.

Oh,�I�thought�"Carol,�Brady" was�the�title�of�the�game!

-Yeah,�it's�a�pun! -[Wayne]�Right.

So�you�want�me�to�sing the�jingle�about�the�game?

No�one�ever�asks this�many�questions.

Because�maybe�they don't�think�that�deeply.

Are�you�gonna�sing the�jingle�or�not?

No!

Yeah,�of�course!

So�you�want�me�to�do the�jingle�of�the...

[Ziwe]�It's�really�not-

This�is�Carol Brady's�song

Hopefully,�I won't�go�wrong

This�is�what I'm�gonna�say

Who�made�me�do�it?

[bleep]�Ziwe

Whoa!�[laughs]

Okay,�well,�I'll hold�up�mystery�words,

and�you'll�have�to�incorporate them�into�an�original�rendition

of�the�hottest public�domain�songs.

-Okay. -Are�you�ready?

I'm�ready,�let's�go!

-[Ziwe]�Hit�the�song! -"Jingle�Bells"�hip-hop�beat

-Hey! -[ding]

Union�Army!

Unh!�Yeah!�Unh!

You�comin'�at�me

- � You�comin'�at�me -DMX!

You�never�coming'

- � Y'all�try�to�disarm�me -[ding]

I'm�comin'�at�you, assemble�the�Union�Army

[Ziwe]�Ayy!

I'm�comin,'�givin'�it To�you,�I'm�no�stranger

Ridin'�down�on�a�horse just�like�Gordon�Granger

-Ayy! -[ding]

I'm�comin'�at�you, givin'�at�you�my�reward

Robert�E�Lee�bitch-slappin' bitches�with�a�sword

I'm�givin' brothers�[indistinct]

In�the�blue�and�the�gray

You�don't�know what�to�say

The�former slaves�on�this�side

Former�owners on�the�other

People�who�used�to�own�people who�would�own�brothers

Something�must come�down

What�can�it�be?

'Til�this�day,�I�gotta�say "Screw�the�Confederacy!"

Ohh!

To�all�of�you�people and�I�say�it�again

All�of�the�people�in Florida,�it�won't�rise�again

The�South�it�will�not, it�will�not�rise�again

'Cause�I�told�you,�I'm bolder,�I'm�a�soldier

Ulysses�S�Grant

He�was�a�dude�in�the Civil�War�as�well

That's�what�they told�me�in�school

But�I�don't�know I�have�no�kin�for�him

No�man�like�him

No�understanding�the simple�fact�of�gettin'...

Turn�the�page!

-[Ziwe]�Wow! -[sighing]�Ugh.

-[Ziwe]�You�did�it! -Thank�you.

Wow,�the�hardest working�man�in�Hollywood!

I�gotta�go!

I�gotta�do�[indistinct]!

Sorry,�man,�I�got�four�at the�Apollo�at�11�o'clock,

and�then�I�gotta jump�across�town,

I�got�a�show�at Willy's�Comedy�Shack�at�3AM,

and�then�I�gotta�go�serve�at Roscoe's�Chicken�and�Waffles

over�on�the�West�Coast.

Okay,�well,�that's�the�end of�that�game!�[laughs]

You�say�"that�game" like�there's�more.

-[Ziwe]�There�is�another�one. -Yes!

Freedom

Wayne,�would�you�say�Juneteenth is�about�lifting�up�the�youth?

No!

This�is�just�transition lines�to�get�to�the�game.

Oh.

Yes!

Good,�because�I�have�a�child backstage�who�I�think�could�be

the�next�Black�president!

But�they�need�someone�to help�them�practice�their�debate

skills.

Let's�play�a�game called�Fight�this�Child!

Sing�the�jingle!

Fight�this�child

Put�your�fist�up You�gon'�lose

'Cause�I'm�a grown-ass�man

Sucka

[laughter]

[fight�bell]

Okay,�let's�bring�out�this promising�young�Black�youth.

Child!

Child!

Hustle;�come�on,�child.

-Hello! -[Ziwe]�Hi,�child!�[laughs]

Okay,�so�let's-�so�first�topic: Wayne�Brady�is�Santa�Claus.

Okay.

Convince�this�child that�you're�Santa�Claus.

Ho�ho�ho!

I'm�Santa�Claus!

-Do�you�believe�me? -No.�[chuckles]

-Why�not,�because�I'm�Black? -[Zaire]�No.

I�don't�have�to�be at�the�North�Pole.

-N-n-n-n-n-n-n... -I�work�remotely.

-I�am�Santa�Claus- -[Zaire]�No,�you're�not.

You�have�a�Cadillac instead�of�reindeer.

-[Wayne]�Slander! -[Zaire]�I�need�a�contract.

[Ziwe]�You�gonna�take�that?

So�first,�you're breaking�and�entering...

How�do�you�even�know�what the�kid�wants�for�Christmas?

You're�gonna�get coal�in�your�stocking.

I'ma�throw�it right�in�your�face.

Whoa! How�does�this�end?

And�I've�outsourced�a lot�of�that�work�to�various

countries...

-And�it's�a�tax�write-off. -[Ziwe]�He's�got�a�point.

So�I've�got something�for�you,�okay?

That'll�help�prove�this.

I�want�you�to�go backstage,�and�there's�a�box.

Go�get�that�box�for�me�and everything�will�be�answered.

Wow.

And�that's�how�you�end�a�bit.

[laughter]

We�just�watched�Wayne Brady�deceive�a�child.

-Thanks,�child! -[Zaire]�That�is�disrespectful!

-[fight�bell] -Yup!�[laughs]

No,�dab�your�way�out,�not�back!

triumphant�music

jaunty�music

Reparations?

I'm�not�a�mechanic.

jaunty�music

smooth�gospel�music

[woman]�[whispering] Oh�my�God,�it's�hot.

Oh,�hi!

Hello.

Well,�I'm�Larry�Owens.

I'm�your�choral�director.

Today,�we're�gonna�be commemorating�Juneteenth,

and�in�order�to�do�this,�we're gonna�sing�words�of�freedom�for

the�people�of�Bed�Stuy.

Let's�get�names,�okay.

Hi,�I'm�Madison.

[Larry]�Madison!

Um,�why�you?

So�I�am�a�photographer,�and�I was�at�home�quarantining�when

something�was�just�telling�me that�I�needed�to�be�out�in�the

streets�photographing�the protests�in�New�York�City.

Madilon!

You�took�to�the�streets!

[Madison]�Yeah,�I took�to�the�streets.

-Madison,�by�the�way. -Thank�you,�Madilon!

Okay,�where�are�you�from?

Well,�I�grew�up�in�Texas.

Texas.

-Juneteenth. -Yeah,�yeah.

Is�there�any�connection�there?

We�were�never�taught�that.

We�took�a�class in�Texas�history,

and�they�made�no�mention.

You�know�what�that�sounds�like?

[laughter]

Dylan!

Where's�the�drummer?

That�was�a�"badum-bum." [laughs]

You�know�what�that�sounds�like?

It�sounds�like�erasure.

Mm.

[Larry]�So�today,�we are�becoming�a�choir�-

individual�voices, together�as�one.

-Johanna? -[Johanna]�Yes.

Is�this...

Are�you�taking�it�seriously?

[Johanna]�Yeah!

[Larry]�I�don't know,�you're�smiling...

It's�the�gaiety�behind�the�eyes.

The�gaiety?!

[Larry]�Yeah,�behind�the�eyes.

I'm-�I'm�seeing,�like, twinkle�and�sparkle�and�not-

Oh,�I'm�just-�we're�just all�happy�to�be�together.

[Larry]�Okay.

Bring�in�the�stoles!

"Joy�to�the�World"

It's�time�to�sing!

Reach�under�your�seats; you'll�find�your�hymnals.

[Soledad]�Oh.

We'll�start�with the�first�carol.

-You�wanna�try�it? -You�know�I�wanna�try.

Gimme�some�"Oohs."

-No. -[Nina]�'Cause�we�get�a�day�off.

-No�no�no. -[Nina]�No?

Okay.

-See,�you�turned�up. -[Nina]�I�know,�I'm�sorry.

You�turned�up�so�much that�you�forgot�the�melody.

[Nina]�I�know�but-

You.

I'm�hearing�lots�of�different notes�where�I�need�to�be�hearing

one�pitch�at�a�time.

Dylan,�we�got�beef?

I�just,�you�know...

Some-�some�of�these�songs seem�a�little�pejorative.

What's�been�negative?

Uh,�"Black�Girl Magic,�we�all�enjoy."

Kind�of�off-putting.

You�don't�enjoy Black�Girl�Magic?

Um...

I�don't�know�how�to�speak directly�to�that�but...

I-�I�guess�maybe�the�intent�of the�lyric�was�a�little�unclear.

I'm�happy�to�unpack�the�lyric.

This�is�a�part�of song�interpretation.

Okay,�well-

If�you�don't�know�what you're�singing�about...

don't�sing!

So�this�is�great.

I'd�like�you�to�take�it from�"Oh,�freedom�bells."

One,�two,�three.

-It's�hot. -Oh,�yeah.

That's�an�ally.

I�feel�like�we�should�be�saying that�with�more�conviction�and,

-like... -[whispering]�I�know!

-You�know,�like,�"We�are�sorry." -[whispering]�I�know!

'Cause�I'm�sorry!

That�was�my�crazy white�side,�you�know?

[Larry]�Oh...

But,�listen,�I�love�all people,�and�we�are�sorry,

and�you�know�what?

Even�better�than�that,�I'm�sorry for�anybody�that's�ever�had�to

suffer; how�'bout�that?

Mm.

Um,�one�more�time.

Let's�stand�up!

Let's�stand�up!

One,�two,�three!

Twerk�it�out!

Pa,�pa,�pa,�pa,�pa!

Hold.

Oh�my�gosh!

I�have�given�you everything�I�can.

I�trust�you�all�to�go out�there�and�sing.

The�choir...

becomes�our�voice�now.

[whispering]�Yes,�yes.

Walked�in�today five�strangers...

Well,�we're�not�strangers, we're�all�one�consciousness,

so�there�you�go.

[woman]�Ooh,�interesting.

smooth�gospel�music

[indistinct�chatter]

-All�right. -One,�two,�three.

You�guys�are�doing�great!

You're�doing�amazing,�sweetie!

It's�Ziwe�from�work!

If�you�saw�where�we�started...

[choir]�Happy Juneteenth�to�all,

and�to�all,�a�good�night!

jaunty�music

Lift�every�voice and�sing,�sure,

but�not�during�my�solo.

jaunty�music

heartwarming�music

[woman�VO]�Graduations.

Anniversaries.

Birthdays.

Hallmark�has�been�with�you�for the�moments�in�life�that�require

more�than�words.

And�we'll�continue�to�be with�you�with�our�new...

Reparations�Line.

Yes,�I�said�it.

Cards�that�say�"We're�sorry."

Cards�that�say�"Whoops!"

Yeah.

Cards�that�say�"Ruh-roh!"

We�also�have�cards�for�the Haitian�immigrants�you�know�and

love�who�experienced French�post-colonialism,

who�might�really love�a�thoughtful�card.

For�when�you�live�in the�United�States,

or�basically�anywhere�where there's�been�human�enslavement.

Hallmark:�for�cards�that say�"That�really�sucks."

Hallmark:�The�Reparations�Line.

jaunty�music

upbeat�holiday�music

[Ziwe�VO]�It's�the�Showtime Celebrates�Juneteenth�gift

exchange!

[man�VO]�The�following�is�a mandatory�gift�exchange�between

Ziwe�and�her�employees.

Michelle,�do�you have�a�gift�for�me?

I�absolutely�do!

Here�you�go.

Happy�Juneteenth,�Ziwe!

Wow!

Okay.

It's�a�framed�photo�of you�and�me�that�says

"Black�Women�Can�Co-Exist," because�we�can.

Wow.

Briefly�after�this�photo, I�think�you�stabbed�me.

Ahh!

I�did;�it�was�written�in the�script,�though.

You�wrote�that�episode.

I�do�take�it�back.

Apologize.

Okay.

Who�else�has�a�gift�for�Mommy?

Bean�Boots.

Oh,�thank�you!

A�Black�man�with�Bean Boots�and�you're�not�rich?

I�don't�know�how to�answer�that.

I'm�actually�regifting�them.

[thud]

Next�gift�for�Mommy?

It's�a�gift.

Thank�you.

[Ike]�Uh,�it's�a�snow�globe.

Wow!

And,�um...

it�symbolizes...how�in...

uh,�the�wintertime,�it�was winter�when�the�Emancipation

Proclamation�was�proclaimed in�1863�-�New�Year's�Day.

And�so,�on�this�Juneteenth,�I...

feel�that�we�should harken�back�to...

the�emancipation...

that�happened�in�the wintertime�two�years�prior�to,

um,�the�original�Juneteenth.

-Huh. -[Ronald]�Uh-huh.

[Ike]�[clears�throat]

Can�I�go�home�to�my�family�now?

No.

Um...

Yeah,�I-�I�didn't-�I didn't�get�you�anything.

I�just�thought,�like,�sort�of like�Juneteenth�was,�like,

a�day�of,�like,�commemoration and�not,�like,

-celebration. -Oh!

But�it�was�a�day of�freedom�so...

-Right. -Some�people�were�happy.

Right.

But�were�you�sad�in�your culture�because�you�guys�lost?

[Sam]�[chuckles]�No! No,�no,�that's�not-

The�Europeans,�were�they�upset?

No,�I'm�just thinking�a�lot�about,

you�know,�me�and�sort�of, like,�my�privilege�right�now.

-[Michelle]�Mm. -[Ziwe]�Mm.

-Mm. -Is�that�good?

Don't�make�us work�to�validate�you.

Exactly.

-Yeah. -Sure.

Ziwe,�because�the hours�are�so�good,

we�had�time�to�prepare�a�song.

The�hours�were�rough!

Wow.

[writers] � humming�"Hark! The�Herald�Angels�Sing"

Beatbox.

-[beatboxing] -[writers] � humming

Rap.�[laughs]

[dramatic�thud]

I�think Juneteenth�is�here�to�stay

Because�Juneteenth every�year�slays

Nobody�wants�to�know about�another�day

So�long�as�the day�is�Juneteenth

Juneteenth,�Juneteenth

Juneteenth,�Juneteenth

Juneteenth,�Juneteenth

Juneteenth,�Juneteenth

Hold�hands.

Happy�Juneteenth,�everyone!

White�supremacy!

White�supremacy!

Is...

[all]�Is�bad!

-Is�bad. -[Sam]�Is�bad.

-Is�bad. -[Sam]�Is�bad.

I�agree!

I'm�completely�in�agreement!

I�couldn't�be�more�in�agreement!

It's�bad!

[chuckling]�Okay?!

[chuckles]

This�is�crazy.

-jaunty�music -[Santa]�Ho�ho�ho!

Each�day,�I�gotta�thank Black�people�for�the�bravery

Because�as�a�race,�we came�back�from�slavery

Hey!

We�dispelled�and jumped�over�your�knavery

Damn�it,�you�white folks�and�your�depravery

Not�all�the�white�folks sittin'�here�in�the�stage

Please�don't go�into�a�rage

And�off�of�the�page

Here�we�go�for�a�second

And�I�know�you was�thinkin'

"I�freed�the�slaves!"

-That�was�Lincoln -Ayy!

He�only�freed�the slaves�because�the�economy

And�that�is�something that�has�got�to�be

Taught�in�school�and given�to�add�the�truth

Who's�the�guy that�killed�him?

John�Wilkes�Booth

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