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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:11,678 cheerful�whimsical�music 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,553 Oh,�hi! 3 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:13,554 Didn't�see�you�there. 4 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,975 It's�that�time�of�year: Juneteenth�in�December. 5 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:20,227 Juneteenth�commemorates�the�time when�salaried�Americans�came 6 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:23,230 together�for�the�birth�of a�new�commercial�holiday! 7 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,692 Freedom 8 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,234 [man�VO]�Sponsored�by�Geico. 9 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:30,571 So�I'm�starting�a�new�line�of 100�percent�cotton�Juneteenth 10 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:31,865 -t-shirts! -[ding] 11 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,741 They�don't�focus�on�the bad�stuff�like�the�legacy�of 12 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,410 slavery,�they�focus�on�the good�stuff�like�the�concept�of 13 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,579 freedom! 14 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,871 -And�that's�a�shirt! - � [children]�Yeah! 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,207 Freedom�is�marketable! 16 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,542 Oh,�Ziwe! 17 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,668 Ziwe! 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,755 Oh,�Tony Award-winner�Laura�Benanti! 19 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:49,923 You're�not�understanding�the true�meaning�of�Juneteenth. 20 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,925 It's�not�just�about selling�t-shirts, 21 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:55,221 it's�about�something deeper�and�more�meaningful. 22 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,098 It's�about�totes! 23 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,976 upbeat�music 24 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,144 triumphant�kazoos 25 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,979 Wait,�Tony Award-winner�Laura�Benanti! 26 00:01:04,021 --> 00:01:05,398 This�feels�all�wrong. 27 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,441 It�can't�just�be about�t-shirts�and�totes! 28 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,276 And�frankly,�it's�a little�offensive... 29 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,403 Ooh. 30 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,198 That�the�product line�is�so�small! 31 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:14,615 -[blast] -[both�giggling] 32 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,410 -Coozies! -Napkins! 33 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,537 [Ziwe�VO] Tablecloths,�t-shirts, 34 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,080 water�bottles,�hats! 35 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,917 Available�at�all the�big�box�stores. 36 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:26,085 I�don't�care�if�you're Christian,�Jewish,�Muslim, 37 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:26,960 or�Kwanzaa; 38 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:28,252 if�you�like Christmas�in�July, 39 00:01:28,253 --> 00:01:31,174 then�you're�gonna�love Juneteenth�in�December. 40 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,300 Tonight,�I'm talking�to�Wayne�Brady! 41 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:37,263 Wayne,�would�you�say�Juneteenth is�about�lifting�up�the�youth? 42 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,764 No. 43 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,432 [Ziwe�VO]�And�later,�I'm sending�my�correspondent�Larry 44 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,644 Owens�to�lead�a�group�of�icons in�some�Juneteenth�caroling. 45 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,439 Juneteenth�is�here! 46 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:51,528 [in�unison]�Ziwe�starts�now! 47 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:59,744 cool�theme�music 48 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:43,370 [Ziwe�VO]�An�improvisor,�actor, and�musician�with�a�30+�year 49 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,956 career�in�show�business... 50 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,291 [in�unison]�Ooh,�ooh! 51 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,876 Check�it�out,�Drew! 52 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,042 [Ziwe�VO]�He's�a national�treasure. 53 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,336 Is�Wayne�Brady�gonna have�to�choke�a�bitch? 54 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:54,299 Please�welcome�Wayne�Brady! 55 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,215 Hey! 56 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,175 Oh,�you�clap�for�me? 57 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,343 That�makes�me�happy. 58 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,261 Thank�you�for coming�on�the�show! 59 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,680 Thank�you! 60 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,472 I�am�honored�that�you�are here�for�our�special�Juneteenth 61 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,515 episode. 62 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,626 I'm�happy�to�be here�for�Juneteenth. 63 00:03:05,627 --> 00:03:07,477 What�did�you�get�your friends�for�Juneteenth? 64 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,105 Me. 65 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,358 They-�they�were�able�to celebrate�me�on�that�day. 66 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,484 Now,�specifically,�I'm talking�to�my�non-Black�friends. 67 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,736 [Ziwe]�Got�it,�got�it,�got�it. 68 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,987 And�so�you�show�up�and you're�like,�"Here�I�am!" 69 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,071 -Ding,�ding! -[doorbell] 70 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:18,989 Juneteenth! 71 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:19,656 You�do�a�little�spin... 72 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,869 I�do�a�little�spin,�I get�a�couple�of�gift�cards. 73 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:23,827 "Oh,�Best�Buy! 74 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:24,578 Thank�you�so�much!" 75 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:28,875 And�then�I�go�from�house�to house�collecting�my�Juneteenth 76 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:29,833 reparations. 77 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,212 Freedom 78 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:35,465 Now,�what�race�is typically�the�most�greedy? 79 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,507 -What�race�is�the�most�greedy? -Yeah! 80 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,220 Well,�you�know, if�you-�[sighs] 81 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:45,058 Um,�who�has�colonized�most�of the�Western�world�and�the�lands 82 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,393 beyond,�and�taken lands�and�said, 83 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,771 "This�happens�to�be�mine," regardless�of�whom�happens�to�be 84 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,732 there,�issues�no�apologies. 85 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,234 So�I'm�not�saying�which�race, I'm�just�saying�if�there's�a 86 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,029 race�that�fits that,�that�may�be�it. 87 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,571 On�a�scale�of Halloween�to�Valentine's�Day, 88 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,075 how�important�is Juneteenth�to�you? 89 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,370 Culturally,�Juneteenth is�the�most�important. 90 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,746 Mm. 91 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:10,124 But�what�really�affects my�life�is�Valentine's�Day. 92 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,960 Wow! 93 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:14,836 I�think�that�Valentine's�Day is-�because�I'm�trying�to�be 94 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,381 -happy. -Yeah. 95 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:19,633 So�Valentine's�Day�is�my�yearly reset�of�"Will�this�be�the�year 96 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,927 that�I�find�The�One?" 97 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,051 -[Ziwe]�Wow! -Yeah. 98 00:04:22,052 --> 00:04:23,804 [Ziwe]�And�are�you still�looking�for�The�One? 99 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:24,763 I'm�still�looking�for�The�One! 100 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,933 To�camera,�what�is�your�type? 101 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,975 We�can�help. 102 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:31,396 My�type�is,�uh, beautiful,�strong... 103 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,023 I�love�to�read,�I want�you�to�read, 104 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,317 so�if�you're�into�nerd�culture, if�you�can�teach�me�something, 105 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:40,029 if�you're�into history�and�back�rubs... 106 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,989 -Back�rubs�and�history? -[Wayne]�Yeah. 107 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,449 That's�a�lot�to�ask�for. 108 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,993 Yeah,�so�I�want�you�to�talk about�Vasco�da�Gama�as�you're 109 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,160 giving�me�a�back�rub,�yeah. 110 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,079 Goodness�gracious, you�are�horny�today! 111 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,080 Am � I�horny�today? 112 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,125 Wayne�Brady�is�horny! 113 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,626 I�guess�I-�am�I? 114 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,335 I�did�notice,�when�I was�researching�you, 115 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:58,131 that�your�initials�are�"WAB." 116 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,673 -[Wayne]�Yeah. -Wayne�Brady,�WAB. 117 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:00,967 WAB,�WAB,�WAB. 118 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,385 Like�a�Cardi�song. 119 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,844 -I'm�talking - � [Ziwe�VO]�WAB,�WAB,�WAB 120 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,930 -That's�some -Wet-ass�bussy. 121 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,225 Oh,�no,�wet-ass�bussy�is�a completely�different�thing! 122 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,435 That's-�yeah. 123 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:11,768 Some�people�like it�in�the�butt. 124 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:13,980 Some�people�do like�it�in�the�butt! 125 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,733 I�am�not�one�of�those�people. 126 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:17,983 -[thud] - � [man�VO]�Canceled. 127 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:22,572 I�cannot�say�that I�enjoy�anal�play. 128 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,782 Now,�that�being�said... 129 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:28,035 maybe�if�I�find�the�right�person on�that�Valentine's�Day... 130 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:28,952 Pivoting! 131 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,943 What�does Juneteenth�mean�to�you? 132 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,915 And�don't�say�anything�horny! 133 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,708 You're�the�one�that asked�the�horny�questions. 134 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:35,709 I�was�only�answering. 135 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,627 No,�you�brought�horny to�the�table,�sir! 136 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:40,590 I-�I've�never-�I never-�in�all�my�years�of�doing 137 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:43,300 interviews,�I�have never�been�called�"horny!" 138 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,178 So�thank�you. 139 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,679 [laughs] 140 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,306 Hey,�it's�Wet-Ass�Bussy. 141 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,849 Tune�in�after�the�break. 142 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,058 What�does�"bussy"�mean�again? 143 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,102 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 144 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:58,191 I�wear�my kente�cloth�daily 145 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,526 chimes 146 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,111 [man�VO]�Jane�is a�working�woman, 147 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,781 and�boy,�is�she�busy. 148 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:07,492 No,�Mom,�I�can't come�home�this�year! 149 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,161 I'm�just�too�busy! 150 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,830 [man�VO]�But�life�is about�to�slow�her�down. 151 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,207 Wait,�what?! 152 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,665 Great-grandpa�is�dying?! 153 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:18,211 This�is�going�to�be his�last�Juneteenth? 154 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,253 [man�VO]�The�Juneteenth Hallmark�movie�everyone's�been 155 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:21,339 waiting�for. 156 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,671 -Lakeisha! -[Lakeisha]�[gasps]�Ma'am?! 157 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,051 -[Jane]�Lakeisha. -Yes. 158 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,969 I'm�headed�home�to�give my�great-grandpa�the�best 159 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,055 Juneteenth�ever. 160 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,140 So�you�can't�take�off�next�week. 161 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,224 Hold�up! 162 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,767 I�told�you�about�Juneteenth! 163 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,269 [man�VO]�White Christians,�this�one's�for�you. 164 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:37,647 Thanks�so�much. 165 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,399 Watch�the�laptops. 166 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,607 [man�VO]�From�the�people�that brought�you � The�Love�Child�of 167 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,776 Santa�Claus � and�stock footage�of�Seattle. 168 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:46,322 We've�made�this�collard greens�recipe�for�generations. 169 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,533 We�got�it�from�PaulaDeen.com. 170 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:51,284 [man�VO]�Love�has�a�way�of finding�even�the�busiest�of 171 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,285 women. 172 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:54,080 [typing] 173 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,873 heartwarming�music 174 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:56,706 Tyler. 175 00:06:56,707 --> 00:07:00,252 I�haven't�seen�you�since�before we�recognized�Juneteenth�as�a 176 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:00,836 national�holiday! 177 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,965 [man�VO]�Critics�agree: it's�a�movie. 178 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:06,926 Also,�I�go�by�"X"�now, in�honor�of�the�struggle. 179 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,220 [clattering] 180 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,806 [man�VO]�Two�blondes�learn Juneteenth�isn't�just�any 181 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:13,557 holiday. 182 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,059 It's�like�we're�back�at... 183 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,770 [in�unison]�Celibate Teen�Bible�Camp�High. 184 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,272 [Jane�VO]�I'm�free from�the�bondages�of�work. 185 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,357 [man�VO]�"Makes�you think,"�says�Variety. 186 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,359 Jane,�you're�doing�the�work, and�I�have�to�respect�that�but- 187 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,820 [beep] 188 00:07:26,778 --> 00:07:28,322 -Jane! -[dial�tone] 189 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:32,285 You're�always�saying�how�it's the�freedom�for�you,�you,�you! 190 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:35,580 But�have�you�ever�stopped to�think�about�me,�me,�me?! 191 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,290 [shouts] 192 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:40,376 Jane! 193 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:43,296 Everybody,�shut�the�flip�up! 194 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,387 Jane... 195 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,382 your�grandpop�died! 196 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,842 [man�VO]�A�whole�movie shot�entirely�in�three�days. 197 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,344 Do�you�think�there�are�Paula Dean�Juneteenth�collard�greens 198 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:53,181 in�Heaven? 199 00:07:55,099 --> 00:08:00,146 uplifting�hip-hop�beat 200 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,574 It's�been�a�wild�year. 201 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,277 My�very�own�Louis�Vuitton?! 202 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:10,156 [sighs]�I'm�so�busy. 203 00:08:10,197 --> 00:08:11,740 "Hava�Nagila" 204 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,993 [man�VO]�Even�the�busiest�of women�deserve�a�little�freedom. 205 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,038 We're�free! 206 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,998 Who�needs�a�gorgeous�purse... 207 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,624 when�you�have�the gift�of�employment? 208 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,252 We�made�it�the best�Juneteenth�ever! 209 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:28,341 [people�cheering] 210 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,175 [Tyler�VO]�You're�right,�Jane. 211 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,262 It�is�the�freedom�for�me. 212 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,223 But�it's�the�love�for�me,�too. 213 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,098 [man�VO] � Collard Greens�in�Heaven. 214 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,186 Playing�every�hour�on�the Hallmark�Channel,�sorry. 215 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,562 I'm�Black... 216 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,648 I'm�in�this�movie... 217 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,689 and... 218 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,860 this�concludes�my�story�arc. 219 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,364 [Jane]�Yay! 220 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,030 Good�job. 221 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,366 jaunty�music 222 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,617 exciting�strings 223 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,244 So,�you�didn't�like�that Paul�Mooney�joke�that�said�white 224 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,829 people�love�you�because�you�make Bryant�Gumbel�look�like�Malcom 225 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,290 -X. -Yes. 226 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,415 How�does�it�make�you�feel�to be�a�beloved�Black�man�in�white 227 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,751 America? 228 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,336 It's�great! 229 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:10,049 Because�the�flip�side�of�that is-�is�why�can't�you�be�beloved 230 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,426 in�white�America, in�Black�America, 231 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,971 in�Latin�America? 232 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,891 I�don't�change�who�Wayne�is�to make�"white�America"�like�me. 233 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,349 [Ziwe]�Mm. 234 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,686 Congratulations,�that�was�funky! 235 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,271 Right�on,�right�on! 236 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:27,024 If�you�have�a�thing�in�you that�you�need�to�get�out, 237 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,778 why�wouldn't�you�want�as�many people�as�possible�to�love�that 238 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,363 thing? 239 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,699 So�that's�why�I�took�offense, took�umbrage�with�Paul's�thing, 240 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,494 because�the�way he�made�it�sound, 241 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,870 I�would�be�the�kind�of�person that�would�change�who�I�am�to 242 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,289 make�white�people�love�me. 243 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,624 So�why�do�you�think people�named�Jarett�and�Tinsley 244 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,917 gravitate�towards�you? 245 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,795 [laughs] 246 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:48,887 Um... 247 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,380 because�they�lack father�figures. 248 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,507 Okay! 249 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,549 Okay,�whoa. 250 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,425 I�don't�even know�what�it�means. 251 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,217 -Let's�unpack�that! -Yeah. 252 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:59,682 I�think�Jared,�um,�Dales,�Kyles, I�think�they're�all�looking�for 253 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,268 the�Black�father figure�in�their�life. 254 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,436 -Yup. -Wow! 255 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,311 I'm�not�backing�down. 256 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,312 You're�gonna stick�with�that�one? 257 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:09,400 Tinsley,�Kyle,�Jared,�Jake... 258 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,526 [sighs] 259 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,111 Black�Daddy�loves�you. 260 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,487 So�you�won�The�Masked Singer�as�the�fox�in�2019. 261 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,365 upbeat�music 262 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,408 What�do�you�think�mainstream America�feels�more�comfortable 263 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:22,204 with:�a�Black�man�in�a�fedora�or a�Black�man�in�animal�cosplay? 264 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,291 Uh,�definitely�a�Black man�in�animal�cosplay. 265 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,043 It's�like-�when�I�was�a�kid,�I was�a�character�at�Walt�Disney 266 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,503 -World. -Really? 267 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:33,006 I�played�Tigger�and�Goofy,�and rednecks�would�take�their�kids 268 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,382 and�shove�'em�in�my�arms. 269 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,175 -"Tigger!" -Oh�my�God. 270 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,510 [Wayne]�"Go�ahead!" 271 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,011 When�you�say�"Tigger," you�say�it�with�the�hard�R. 272 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,347 Yeah,�"Tigger." 273 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,640 "Tigger." 274 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:41,806 Because�if�they�knew that�Tigger�was�a�Tigger... 275 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,016 -Oh�my�God! -[Wayne]�Yeah.�[chuckles] 276 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,018 Now�Wayne,�you�sing,�you dance,�and�you�do�comedy. 277 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,520 Are�you�doing�too�much,�or�is everyone�else�not�doing�enough? 278 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,511 Everyone�else�is not�doing�enough. 279 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,275 Mediocrity�is�not�the�goal. 280 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,234 That's�not�the household�that�I�was�raised�in. 281 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,653 Your�parents�are�from�the�West Indies,�you've�mentioned. 282 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,197 Yes. 283 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,697 What's�wild�is�that�you�talked about�how�you�were�bullied�for 284 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:58,698 your�accent. 285 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,243 But�in�my�head,�you speak�like�the�Queen. 286 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,995 What�is�your�original, like,�OG�Florida�accent? 287 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,832 Well,�because�I�was raised�in�that�household, 288 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,041 [West�Indian�accent]�and everybody�had�this�accent, 289 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,626 and�talking�about "Mother,�I�don't�understand, 290 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,002 -I�don't�know!" -Oh,�wow! 291 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,337 [normal�voice] Which,�in�my�neighborhood, 292 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,129 there�was�a�whole�thing that�we�could�go�back�to, 293 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:17,802 like,�the�'80s�when�there�was�an influx�of�Jamaicans�to�Florida, 294 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,969 and�then�the�people that�were�there�were�like, 295 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,263 "You're�on�my�turf." 296 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:24,224 So�when�I�would�go�to school�and�I'd�say�something, 297 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,018 the�other�kids�were�like,�"Ahh, little�bitch�sound�Jamaican!" 298 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:27,977 Wow. 299 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,062 And�I'd�say, "I'm�not�Jamaican!" 300 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,689 -They'd�say,�"You�not�Jamaican!" -Oh�my�God! 301 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,565 And�then�we'd�get�into fights�and�the�whole�thing. 302 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,067 And�now,�I'm�on�TV. Fuck�'em. 303 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,276 -[Ziwe]�Wow! -[Wayne]�[laughs] 304 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,530 We�unpacked�a lot�in�10�seconds! 305 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,571 Thank�you! 306 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,031 That's�an�amazing therapy�session! 307 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,534 Thank�you,�Doctor! 308 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,785 Would�you�like�to�apologize�to Chet�Hanks�for�appropriating�his 309 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,285 accent? 310 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,081 Uh,�Chet,�on�behalf of�the�people: 311 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,873 [patois]�Me�wan�tank�you,�Chet. 312 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,042 Me�wan�tank�you. 313 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,043 On�your�children's album � Radio�Wayne, 314 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,920 you�have�a�song called�"Hip�Hop�Stop." 315 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,881 Hip�hop Now�show�me�your�hands 316 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,216 Hip�hop�stop 317 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,800 Why�would�you�like hip-hop�to�stop? 318 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,885 [laughs] 319 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,553 -I�never�want�hip-hop�to�stop. -Mm. 320 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,182 I've�been�a�hip-hop�fan�since I�was�maybe�eight�years�old. 321 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,599 Okay,�so�hip-hop�don't�stop. 322 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,767 Do�you�still listen�to�rap�music? 323 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:08,894 Absolutely! 324 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,019 Who's�your�favorite modern,�like,�rapper? 325 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,105 [sighs]�I�was�afraid�you were�gonna�ask�me�that. 326 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,482 Of�all�the�questions... 327 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:17,903 Because�this�is�where�I sound�like-�like�an�angry... 328 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,945 -"oldhead"... -Yes. 329 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,240 -As�the�kids�say. -Yes,�Black�Daddy. 330 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,910 Because�Black�Daddy�doesn't like�a�lot�of�current�hip-hop. 331 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,572 What�does�Black�Daddy�like? 332 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,541 Black�Daddy�likes�hip-hop�that I�could�dance�to�but�that�is 333 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,668 actually�saying�something. 334 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,587 We�deal�in�words;�I�love�words. 335 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,921 Yes,�you�love�words. 336 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,963 -[Wayne]�I�love�words. -Yeah. 337 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,591 So,�I�don't�like... 338 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,644 -I�don't�like�that. -Wow. 339 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,978 -I�don't�like�that�at�all. -Wow. 340 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,272 And�you�prefer? 341 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,315 I�went�to�the school�to�get�the�bus! 342 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,484 Because�you�never know�what�I'm�gonna�do 343 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,111 I�say�hip�hop�stop�to�you! 344 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,653 No,�I�love freestyle,�I�love�Kendrick, 345 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,447 I�love�people�that have�something�to�say! 346 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,116 Chance�the�Rapper. 347 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,700 You�love�Jesus�in your�music;�I�got�it. 348 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,495 -I�love-�who�doesn't... -Amen! 349 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,955 Like�a�little Jesus�in�their�music? 350 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:15,585 Marry,�[bleep],�kill: Black,�African-American, 351 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,129 or�the�N�word? 352 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,924 Marry�Black... 353 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,384 [bleep]�African-American... 354 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,594 I�guess? 355 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,638 And�kill�the�N�word. 356 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,596 Wow. 357 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,972 Why�would�you�kill�the�N�word?! 358 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,727 Because�I�love�the�fact�-�and my�daughter�and�I�talk�about�how 359 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,509 beautifully�it�actually�sings. 360 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:38,317 Like,�it's�a�very�musical�word, but�all�it�takes... 361 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,111 is�one�guy�named�Jarett at�a�concert... 362 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,113 Hip�hop Now�show�me�your�hands 363 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,865 -Hip�hop�stop -[ding] 364 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:49,954 And�he�bends�the�A�into�an�R, and�it�takes�us�back�500�years, 365 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,580 so�I�don't�agree�with�the argument�of�"It's�just�a�word!" 366 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,834 No,�there's�blood all�over�that�word... 367 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,584 -[Ziwe]�Wow. -So�keep�it�out�your�mouth. 368 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,504 [Ziwe]�Wow! 369 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,173 Next�on � Ziwe... 370 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,174 You�know�I'm�gonna�start�a web�series�called�"Black�Daddy." 371 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,760 I�think�that exists�on�PornHub.com. 372 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,681 You�have�an�amazing research�department! 373 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,683 chimes 374 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,809 [man�VO]�How�does Juneteenth�make�you�feel? 375 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,810 Umoja... 376 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:14,979 Ujamaa... 377 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,689 Ujima... 378 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,148 Kuumba... 379 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,400 [Ziwe�VO]�I�went�to�the school�to�get�the�bus 380 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,611 jaunty�music 381 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:27,032 Wayne,�you're�a�great�man�first, and�a�great�musical�improvisor 382 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,492 -second. -Thank�you! 383 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,744 That's�why�we're�playing�a new�game�called�Carol,�Brady! 384 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,622 -Sing�the�jingle! -I�love�it. 385 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,415 -Make�a�jingle�up. -Uh,�about�what? 386 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:35,790 Carol,�Brady! 387 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,376 I�just�gave�you�the�name. 388 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,751 Oh,�I�thought�"Carol,�Brady" was�the�title�of�the�game! 389 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,253 -Yeah,�it's�a�pun! -[Wayne]�Right. 390 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,672 So�you�want�me�to�sing the�jingle�about�the�game? 391 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,382 No�one�ever�asks this�many�questions. 392 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,259 Because�maybe�they don't�think�that�deeply. 393 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,427 Are�you�gonna�sing the�jingle�or�not? 394 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,011 No! 395 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:48,928 Yeah,�of�course! 396 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,889 So�you�want�me�to�do the�jingle�of�the... 397 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,931 [Ziwe]�It's�really�not- 398 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,308 This�is�Carol Brady's�song 399 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,519 Hopefully,�I won't�go�wrong 400 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,605 This�is�what I'm�gonna�say 401 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,726 Who�made�me�do�it? 402 00:14:58,727 --> 00:14:59,731 [bleep]�Ziwe 403 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,026 Whoa!�[laughs] 404 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,612 Okay,�well,�I'll hold�up�mystery�words, 405 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,614 and�you'll�have�to�incorporate them�into�an�original�rendition 406 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,909 of�the�hottest public�domain�songs. 407 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:10,783 -Okay. -Are�you�ready? 408 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:11,534 I'm�ready,�let's�go! 409 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,620 -[Ziwe]�Hit�the�song! -"Jingle�Bells"�hip-hop�beat 410 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,581 -Hey! -[ding] 411 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,999 Union�Army! 412 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,001 Unh!�Yeah!�Unh! 413 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,210 You�comin'�at�me 414 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,254 - � You�comin'�at�me -DMX! 415 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,296 You�never�coming' 416 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,089 - � Y'all�try�to�disarm�me -[ding] 417 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,216 I'm�comin'�at�you, assemble�the�Union�Army 418 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,677 [Ziwe]�Ayy! 419 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,261 I'm�comin,'�givin'�it To�you,�I'm�no�stranger 420 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,805 Ridin'�down�on�a�horse just�like�Gordon�Granger 421 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,099 -Ayy! -[ding] 422 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,767 I'm�comin'�at�you, givin'�at�you�my�reward 423 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,687 Robert�E�Lee�bitch-slappin' bitches�with�a�sword 424 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,773 I'm�givin' brothers�[indistinct] 425 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,814 In�the�blue�and�the�gray 426 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,274 You�don't�know what�to�say 427 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,085 The�former slaves�on�this�side 428 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,779 Former�owners on�the�other 429 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,489 People�who�used�to�own�people who�would�own�brothers 430 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,782 Something�must come�down 431 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,201 What�can�it�be? 432 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,786 'Til�this�day,�I�gotta�say "Screw�the�Confederacy!" 433 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,955 Ohh! 434 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,330 To�all�of�you�people and�I�say�it�again 435 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,166 All�of�the�people�in Florida,�it�won't�rise�again 436 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,878 The�South�it�will�not, it�will�not�rise�again 437 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,589 'Cause�I�told�you,�I'm bolder,�I'm�a�soldier 438 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,681 Ulysses�S�Grant 439 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,593 He�was�a�dude�in�the Civil�War�as�well 440 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,052 That's�what�they told�me�in�school 441 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,847 But�I�don't�know I�have�no�kin�for�him 442 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,057 No�man�like�him 443 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,477 No�understanding�the simple�fact�of�gettin'... 444 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,187 Turn�the�page! 445 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,270 -[Ziwe]�Wow! -[sighing]�Ugh. 446 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,689 -[Ziwe]�You�did�it! -Thank�you. 447 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,776 Wow,�the�hardest working�man�in�Hollywood! 448 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,693 I�gotta�go! 449 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,153 I�gotta�do�[indistinct]! 450 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,947 Sorry,�man,�I�got�four�at the�Apollo�at�11�o'clock, 451 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,323 and�then�I�gotta jump�across�town, 452 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,866 I�got�a�show�at Willy's�Comedy�Shack�at�3AM, 453 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,202 and�then�I�gotta�go�serve�at Roscoe's�Chicken�and�Waffles 454 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,832 over�on�the�West�Coast. 455 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,251 Okay,�well,�that's�the�end of�that�game!�[laughs] 456 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,836 You�say�"that�game" like�there's�more. 457 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,129 -[Ziwe]�There�is�another�one. -Yes! 458 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,673 Freedom 459 00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:51,468 Wayne,�would�you�say�Juneteenth is�about�lifting�up�the�youth? 460 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,803 No! 461 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,721 This�is�just�transition lines�to�get�to�the�game. 462 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,388 Oh. 463 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,848 Yes! 464 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,350 Good,�because�I�have�a�child backstage�who�I�think�could�be 465 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,853 the�next�Black�president! 466 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,479 But�they�need�someone�to help�them�practice�their�debate 467 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,606 skills. 468 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,773 Let's�play�a�game called�Fight�this�Child! 469 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,568 Sing�the�jingle! 470 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,944 Fight�this�child 471 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,737 Put�your�fist�up You�gon'�lose 472 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,448 'Cause�I'm�a grown-ass�man 473 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,574 Sucka 474 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,367 [laughter] 475 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,827 [fight�bell] 476 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,746 Okay,�let's�bring�out�this promising�young�Black�youth. 477 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,540 Child! 478 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,750 Child! 479 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,791 Hustle;�come�on,�child. 480 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,170 -Hello! -[Ziwe]�Hi,�child!�[laughs] 481 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:30,340 Okay,�so�let's-�so�first�topic: Wayne�Brady�is�Santa�Claus. 482 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,884 Okay. 483 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,760 Convince�this�child that�you're�Santa�Claus. 484 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,512 Ho�ho�ho! 485 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,889 I'm�Santa�Claus! 486 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,431 -Do�you�believe�me? -No.�[chuckles] 487 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,058 -Why�not,�because�I'm�Black? -[Zaire]�No. 488 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,601 I�don't�have�to�be at�the�North�Pole. 489 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,352 -N-n-n-n-n-n-n... -I�work�remotely. 490 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,771 -I�am�Santa�Claus- -[Zaire]�No,�you're�not. 491 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,106 You�have�a�Cadillac instead�of�reindeer. 492 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,941 -[Wayne]�Slander! -[Zaire]�I�need�a�contract. 493 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,068 [Ziwe]�You�gonna�take�that? 494 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,527 So�first,�you're breaking�and�entering... 495 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,779 How�do�you�even�know�what the�kid�wants�for�Christmas? 496 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,030 You're�gonna�get coal�in�your�stocking. 497 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,615 I'ma�throw�it right�in�your�face. 498 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,033 Whoa! How�does�this�end? 499 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,035 And�I've�outsourced�a lot�of�that�work�to�various 500 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,412 countries... 501 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:00,953 -And�it's�a�tax�write-off. -[Ziwe]�He's�got�a�point. 502 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,914 So�I've�got something�for�you,�okay? 503 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,539 That'll�help�prove�this. 504 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,835 I�want�you�to�go backstage,�and�there's�a�box. 505 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,589 Go�get�that�box�for�me�and everything�will�be�answered. 506 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,965 Wow. 507 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,674 And�that's�how�you�end�a�bit. 508 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,302 [laughter] 509 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,678 We�just�watched�Wayne Brady�deceive�a�child. 510 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,347 -Thanks,�child! -[Zaire]�That�is�disrespectful! 511 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,015 -[fight�bell] -Yup!�[laughs] 512 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,893 No,�dab�your�way�out,�not�back! 513 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,311 triumphant�music 514 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,980 jaunty�music 515 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,232 Reparations? 516 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,566 I'm�not�a�mechanic. 517 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,985 jaunty�music 518 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,782 smooth�gospel�music 519 00:18:40,337 --> 00:18:44,914 [woman]�[whispering] Oh�my�God,�it's�hot. 520 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,876 Oh,�hi! 521 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:48,835 Hello. 522 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,629 Well,�I'm�Larry�Owens. 523 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,631 I'm�your�choral�director. 524 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,634 Today,�we're�gonna�be commemorating�Juneteenth, 525 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,596 and�in�order�to�do�this,�we're gonna�sing�words�of�freedom�for 526 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,680 the�people�of�Bed�Stuy. 527 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,848 Let's�get�names,�okay. 528 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,308 Hi,�I'm�Madison. 529 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,810 [Larry]�Madison! 530 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,311 Um,�why�you? 531 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:10,983 So�I�am�a�photographer,�and�I was�at�home�quarantining�when 532 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,443 something�was�just�telling�me that�I�needed�to�be�out�in�the 533 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,405 streets�photographing�the protests�in�New�York�City. 534 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,866 Madilon! 535 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:19,907 You�took�to�the�streets! 536 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,951 [Madison]�Yeah,�I took�to�the�streets. 537 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,036 -Madison,�by�the�way. -Thank�you,�Madilon! 538 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,706 Okay,�where�are�you�from? 539 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,416 Well,�I�grew�up�in�Texas. 540 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,876 Texas. 541 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,669 -Juneteenth. -Yeah,�yeah. 542 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,420 Is�there�any�connection�there? 543 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,546 We�were�never�taught�that. 544 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,506 We�took�a�class in�Texas�history, 545 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,092 and�they�made�no�mention. 546 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,011 You�know�what�that�sounds�like? 547 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,680 [laughter] 548 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,722 Dylan! 549 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,639 Where's�the�drummer? 550 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,098 That�was�a�"badum-bum." [laughs] 551 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,892 You�know�what�that�sounds�like? 552 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,213 It�sounds�like�erasure. 553 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,478 Mm. 554 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,897 [Larry]�So�today,�we are�becoming�a�choir�- 555 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,026 individual�voices, together�as�one. 556 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,359 -Johanna? -[Johanna]�Yes. 557 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,945 Is�this... 558 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,487 Are�you�taking�it�seriously? 559 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,488 [Johanna]�Yeah! 560 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,950 [Larry]�I�don't know,�you're�smiling... 561 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,159 It's�the�gaiety�behind�the�eyes. 562 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,076 The�gaiety?! 563 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,578 [Larry]�Yeah,�behind�the�eyes. 564 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,038 I'm-�I'm�seeing,�like, twinkle�and�sparkle�and�not- 565 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,081 Oh,�I'm�just-�we're�just all�happy�to�be�together. 566 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:09,749 [Larry]�Okay. 567 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,917 Bring�in�the�stoles! 568 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,294 "Joy�to�the�World" 569 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,545 It's�time�to�sing! 570 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,214 Reach�under�your�seats; you'll�find�your�hymnals. 571 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:16,672 [Soledad]�Oh. 572 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,884 We'll�start�with the�first�carol. 573 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,762 -You�wanna�try�it? -You�know�I�wanna�try. 574 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,283 Gimme�some�"Oohs." 575 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:51,165 -No. -[Nina]�'Cause�we�get�a�day�off. 576 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,083 -No�no�no. -[Nina]�No? 577 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,335 Okay. 578 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,127 -See,�you�turned�up. -[Nina]�I�know,�I'm�sorry. 579 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,879 You�turned�up�so�much that�you�forgot�the�melody. 580 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,257 [Nina]�I�know�but- 581 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,429 You. 582 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:12,270 I'm�hearing�lots�of�different notes�where�I�need�to�be�hearing 583 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,107 one�pitch�at�a�time. 584 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,109 Dylan,�we�got�beef? 585 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,944 I�just,�you�know... 586 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,990 Some-�some�of�these�songs seem�a�little�pejorative. 587 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,617 What's�been�negative? 588 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,996 Uh,�"Black�Girl Magic,�we�all�enjoy." 589 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,162 Kind�of�off-putting. 590 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,332 You�don't�enjoy Black�Girl�Magic? 591 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,084 Um... 592 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,669 I�don't�know�how�to�speak directly�to�that�but... 593 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:41,008 I-�I�guess�maybe�the�intent�of the�lyric�was�a�little�unclear. 594 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,383 I'm�happy�to�unpack�the�lyric. 595 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,218 This�is�a�part�of song�interpretation. 596 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,470 Okay,�well- 597 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,679 If�you�don't�know�what you're�singing�about... 598 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,473 don't�sing! 599 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,684 So�this�is�great. 600 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:54,478 I'd�like�you�to�take�it from�"Oh,�freedom�bells." 601 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,773 One,�two,�three. 602 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,406 -It's�hot. -Oh,�yeah. 603 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,825 That's�an�ally. 604 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:14,832 I�feel�like�we�should�be�saying that�with�more�conviction�and, 605 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,208 -like... -[whispering]�I�know! 606 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,376 -You�know,�like,�"We�are�sorry." -[whispering]�I�know! 607 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,587 'Cause�I'm�sorry! 608 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,713 That�was�my�crazy white�side,�you�know? 609 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,007 [Larry]�Oh... 610 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,177 But,�listen,�I�love�all people,�and�we�are�sorry, 611 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,762 and�you�know�what? 612 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,180 Even�better�than�that,�I'm�sorry for�anybody�that's�ever�had�to 613 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,139 suffer; how�'bout�that? 614 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,017 Mm. 615 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,059 Um,�one�more�time. 616 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,394 Let's�stand�up! 617 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,854 Let's�stand�up! 618 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,481 One,�two,�three! 619 00:22:47,484 --> 00:22:49,283 Twerk�it�out! 620 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:52,371 Pa,�pa,�pa,�pa,�pa! 621 00:22:57,244 --> 00:22:58,751 Hold. 622 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,337 Oh�my�gosh! 623 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,298 I�have�given�you everything�I�can. 624 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:06,301 I�trust�you�all�to�go out�there�and�sing. 625 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,844 The�choir... 626 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,721 becomes�our�voice�now. 627 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,306 [whispering]�Yes,�yes. 628 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,226 Walked�in�today five�strangers... 629 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,435 Well,�we're�not�strangers, we're�all�one�consciousness, 630 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,687 so�there�you�go. 631 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,169 [woman]�Ooh,�interesting. 632 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:24,236 smooth�gospel�music 633 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:31,743 [indistinct�chatter] 634 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,413 -All�right. -One,�two,�three. 635 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,262 You�guys�are�doing�great! 636 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,846 You're�doing�amazing,�sweetie! 637 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,099 It's�Ziwe�from�work! 638 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,954 If�you�saw�where�we�started... 639 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,958 [choir]�Happy Juneteenth�to�all, 640 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,711 and�to�all,�a�good�night! 641 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:25,130 jaunty�music 642 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,839 Lift�every�voice and�sing,�sure, 643 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,467 but�not�during�my�solo. 644 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,594 jaunty�music 645 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,137 heartwarming�music 646 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,972 [woman�VO]�Graduations. 647 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,974 Anniversaries. 648 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,392 Birthdays. 649 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:41,020 Hallmark�has�been�with�you�for the�moments�in�life�that�require 650 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,564 more�than�words. 651 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:49,488 And�we'll�continue�to�be with�you�with�our�new... 652 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,990 Reparations�Line. 653 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,825 Yes,�I�said�it. 654 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,661 Cards�that�say�"We're�sorry." 655 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,289 Cards�that�say�"Whoops!" 656 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,291 Yeah. 657 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,878 Cards�that�say�"Ruh-roh!" 658 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:09,215 We�also�have�cards�for�the Haitian�immigrants�you�know�and 659 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:13,303 love�who�experienced French�post-colonialism, 660 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,056 who�might�really love�a�thoughtful�card. 661 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,307 For�when�you�live�in the�United�States, 662 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:22,103 or�basically�anywhere�where there's�been�human�enslavement. 663 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:27,108 Hallmark:�for�cards�that say�"That�really�sucks." 664 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:30,362 Hallmark:�The�Reparations�Line. 665 00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,531 jaunty�music 666 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:36,535 upbeat�holiday�music 667 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,578 [Ziwe�VO]�It's�the�Showtime Celebrates�Juneteenth�gift 668 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:40,997 exchange! 669 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:45,376 [man�VO]�The�following�is�a mandatory�gift�exchange�between 670 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,128 Ziwe�and�her�employees. 671 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:50,089 Michelle,�do�you have�a�gift�for�me? 672 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,425 I�absolutely�do! 673 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,133 Here�you�go. 674 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,053 Happy�Juneteenth,�Ziwe! 675 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:55,928 Wow! 676 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,222 Okay. 677 00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:00,392 It's�a�framed�photo�of you�and�me�that�says 678 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:04,312 "Black�Women�Can�Co-Exist," because�we�can. 679 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,647 Wow. 680 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,648 Briefly�after�this�photo, I�think�you�stabbed�me. 681 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,858 Ahh! 682 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,026 I�did;�it�was�written�in the�script,�though. 683 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,347 You�wrote�that�episode. 684 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,115 I�do�take�it�back. 685 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,408 Apologize. 686 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,449 Okay. 687 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:20,412 Who�else�has�a�gift�for�Mommy? 688 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,662 Bean�Boots. 689 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,956 Oh,�thank�you! 690 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,915 A�Black�man�with�Bean Boots�and�you're�not�rich? 691 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,835 I�don't�know�how to�answer�that. 692 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,377 I'm�actually�regifting�them. 693 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,086 [thud] 694 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,298 Next�gift�for�Mommy? 695 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,593 It's�a�gift. 696 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,262 Thank�you. 697 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,638 [Ike]�Uh,�it's�a�snow�globe. 698 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:40,556 Wow! 699 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,058 And,�um... 700 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:47,105 it�symbolizes...how�in... 701 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:51,276 uh,�the�wintertime,�it�was winter�when�the�Emancipation 702 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:56,364 Proclamation�was�proclaimed in�1863�-�New�Year's�Day. 703 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:02,370 And�so,�on�this�Juneteenth,�I... 704 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:06,416 feel�that�we�should harken�back�to... 705 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,918 the�emancipation... 706 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,423 that�happened�in�the wintertime�two�years�prior�to, 707 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,968 um,�the�original�Juneteenth. 708 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,181 -Huh. -[Ronald]�Uh-huh. 709 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,766 [Ike]�[clears�throat] 710 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:25,268 Can�I�go�home�to�my�family�now? 711 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,770 No. 712 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,147 Um... 713 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:33,151 Yeah,�I-�I�didn't-�I didn't�get�you�anything. 714 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,444 I�just�thought,�like,�sort�of like�Juneteenth�was,�like, 715 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:38,030 a�day�of,�like,�commemoration and�not,�like, 716 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,408 -celebration. -Oh! 717 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,494 But�it�was�a�day of�freedom�so... 718 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,036 -Right. -Some�people�were�happy. 719 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,455 Right. 720 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:46,372 But�were�you�sad�in�your culture�because�you�guys�lost? 721 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,374 [Sam]�[chuckles]�No! No,�no,�that's�not- 722 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,458 The�Europeans,�were�they�upset? 723 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,210 No,�I'm�just thinking�a�lot�about, 724 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,380 you�know,�me�and�sort�of, like,�my�privilege�right�now. 725 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,175 -[Michelle]�Mm. -[Ziwe]�Mm. 726 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,803 -Mm. -Is�that�good? 727 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,804 Don't�make�us work�to�validate�you. 728 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,181 Exactly. 729 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,183 -Yeah. -Sure. 730 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,393 Ziwe,�because�the hours�are�so�good, 731 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,562 we�had�time�to�prepare�a�song. 732 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,022 The�hours�were�rough! 733 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,233 Wow. 734 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:18,321 [writers] � humming�"Hark! The�Herald�Angels�Sing" 735 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,120 Beatbox. 736 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:29,874 -[beatboxing] -[writers] � humming 737 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,633 Rap.�[laughs] 738 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,885 [dramatic�thud] 739 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,555 I�think Juneteenth�is�here�to�stay 740 00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:46,641 Because�Juneteenth every�year�slays 741 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,310 Nobody�wants�to�know about�another�day 742 00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,563 So�long�as�the day�is�Juneteenth 743 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:53,857 Juneteenth,�Juneteenth 744 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,234 Juneteenth,�Juneteenth 745 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,570 Juneteenth,�Juneteenth 746 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,406 Juneteenth,�Juneteenth 747 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,197 Hold�hands. 748 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:05,827 Happy�Juneteenth,�everyone! 749 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,370 White�supremacy! 750 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,955 White�supremacy! 751 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:09,538 Is... 752 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,374 [all]�Is�bad! 753 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,458 -Is�bad. -[Sam]�Is�bad. 754 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,419 -Is�bad. -[Sam]�Is�bad. 755 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,255 I�agree! 756 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,297 I'm�completely�in�agreement! 757 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,633 I�couldn't�be�more�in�agreement! 758 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,303 It's�bad! 759 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:24,637 [chuckling]�Okay?! 760 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:25,679 [chuckles] 761 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,098 This�is�crazy. 762 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,642 -jaunty�music -[Santa]�Ho�ho�ho! 763 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,728 Each�day,�I�gotta�thank Black�people�for�the�bravery 764 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,063 Because�as�a�race,�we came�back�from�slavery 765 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,232 Hey! 766 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,066 We�dispelled�and jumped�over�your�knavery 767 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,695 Damn�it,�you�white folks�and�your�depravery 768 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,155 Not�all�the�white�folks sittin'�here�in�the�stage 769 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,573 Please�don't go�into�a�rage 770 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,714 And�off�of�the�page 771 00:29:45,715 --> 00:29:47,117 Here�we�go�for�a�second 772 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,660 And�I�know�you was�thinkin' 773 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,246 "I�freed�the�slaves!" 774 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,497 -That�was�Lincoln -Ayy! 775 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,375 He�only�freed�the slaves�because�the�economy 776 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:57,086 And�that�is�something that�has�got�to�be 777 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,718 Taught�in�school�and given�to�add�the�truth 778 00:29:59,719 --> 00:30:00,798 Who's�the�guy that�killed�him? 779 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,550 John�Wilkes�Booth 780 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,150 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60949

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