Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,385
♫ Oh Christmas Tree ♫
2
00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,989
Ho-ho-ho!
Merry Christmas!
3
00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:32,998
Hey, guys.
4
00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,515
Ho! Merry Christmas.
Thanks.
5
00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,521
Yeah!
6
00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,650
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
7
00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,626
This has been our best year ever thanks
to Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
8
00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:06,565
And I think we should give a special thanks to the people...
9
00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,330
responsible for our record-breaking sales...
10
00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,805
our Midwest marketing and distribution team...
11
00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,843
Scott Calvin and Susan Perry!
12
00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:19,846
Let's hear it for 'em! Come on!
13
00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:24,680
Susan, darling, come on up here,
Aren't they adorable?
14
00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,685
Say a few words.
15
00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,654
Thank you very much.
This was really a team effort.
16
00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:32,021
I would just want to thank every
one of you individually
17
00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,652
But we don't have time for that, do we?
18
00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,163
In all seriousness, um, here at BNR Toys...
19
00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,531
we're not just about making a profit in quality toys.
20
00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:45,562
We're also about families. But our
families aren't here with us right now.
21
00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,438
Which is probably why Johnsons
secretary is sittin' in his lap.
22
00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:52,139
You guys have a great party. Have a great year.
23
00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:55,546
Drive safe. Thanks very much.
24
00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,851
Aren't they wonderful?
25
00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:05,315
Laura, I was hoping to catch you
before you'd left your house.
26
00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:09,488
I ran real late today. You wouldn't believe the traffic out here.
27
00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,055
Yeah, same to you!
28
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,794
And that's not very ladylike!
29
00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,735
Anyway, I'll try to get to my house as soon as I can.
30
00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:22,970
Oh, there's the problem right there.
Three car pileup. I’m really gonna be late.
31
00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:27,139
♫ Hark, carol bells Sweet silver bells
all seem to sing throw cares away ♫
32
00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:31,515
♫ Christmas is here bringing good cheer
to young and old, meek and the bold ♫
33
00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:35,579
♫ Ding dong and dong balance in song,
ring joyful ring, all caroling ♫
34
00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:40,685
♫ One seems to hear words of good cheer
from everywhere filling the air ♫
35
00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,924
♫ Oh, how they pound, raising the sound,
go hand in hand Calling in the town ♫
36
00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,366
♫ Gaily they ring while people sing
songs of good cheer Christmas is here ♫
37
00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,426
♫ Merry, merry, merry
merry Christmas ♫
38
00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,438
♫ Merry, merry, merry,
merry Christmas, ♫
39
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:56,465
♫ On we will sing Dawn with a hymn,
angel will come to every home ♫
40
00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,810
♫ Hark, carol bells Sweet silver bells
all seem to sing throw cares away ♫
41
00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:04,340
♫ Hark, carol bells Sweet silver bells ♫
42
00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,820
♫ From everywhere, filling the air, oh,
how they pound Raising the sound ♫
43
00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,653
♫ Go hand in hand
Calling in the town ♫
44
00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:14,661
♫ Gaily they ring while people sing
songs of good cheer Christmas is here ♫
45
00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,696
♫ Merry, merry, merry
merry Christmas ♫
46
00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,027
♫ Merry, merry, merry,
merry Christmas ♫
47
00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:22,933
♫ On we will sing Dawn with a hymn,
angel will come to every home, ♫
48
00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:28,100
♫ On we will sing Dawn with a hymn,
angel will come to every home, ♫
49
00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:33,178
♫ Ding dong ding ♫
50
00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,181
♫ Dong ♫
51
00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:44,049
All right, let's go.
52
00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,889
Bye, Charlie.
Bye, Neal.
53
00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,966
Oh, sorry I’m late.
Mm. Hi.
54
00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,229
Hi.
Did you want to come in for a minute?
55
00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,600
Neal's waiting in the car, so...
Why doesn't he come in?
56
00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,732
'Cause, Daddy, he says you'll just
end up saying something snotty.
57
00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:04,175
Not necessarily. Could be rude
or sarcastic. Whatever it takes.
58
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,838
See? I gotta go.
59
00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,713
Come on, come on.
Christmas Eve. Just a minute.
60
00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,677
Watch those steps.
They're real slippery.
61
00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,689
Ooh!
Told ya.
62
00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,396
So...
Well...
63
00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,067
You goin' to your mom's for dinner?
64
00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:31,730
Actually, we're gonna be with Neal's family.
Ah, Christmas at the pound.
65
00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:35,105
[Imitating Dog Howling,
Cat Hissing, Meowing]
66
00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,303
There aren't that many
presents over there.
67
00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:41,814
That's because Santa isn't here yet.
Neal doesn't believe in Santa.
68
00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,283
Well, Neal's head comes to a point.
69
00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,912
He's smart. He's a doctor.
He's not a doctor, he's a psychiatrist.
70
00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,389
Take your coat off.
You're stickin' around, aren't ya?
71
00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:54,223
I'll be right there just a sec.
72
00:04:56,864 --> 00:05:00,300
I just want to...
Did that jerk tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus?
73
00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:05,134
Wha... No. Oh, Charlie came home
from school the other day in tears...
74
00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,971
because some big kid told him there was no such thing as Santa.
Ahh.
75
00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,027
And, you know Neal. Well, he sat him down and...
76
00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:15,441
And told him there was a Santa Claus.
Well, all he said was that Santa was...
77
00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,450
more like a feeling.
78
00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:20,818
You know, more like a state of mind than a person.
Kind of like Neal.
79
00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:24,290
And who gave you permission to
tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
80
00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:27,794
I think if we’re going to destroy our
son's illusions, I should be a part of it.
81
00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,406
Yeah, but you're never around, are you, Scott?
Oh, oh, please.
82
00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:34,663
Listen, all we are trying to do is give
Charlie a firm grasp on reality.
83
00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:38,296
That's a good idea. You don't want kids
runnin' around using their imaginations.
84
00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:41,050
Oh, yeah. That's from the guy responsible
for the Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
85
00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,941
Leave her out of this.
"Don't you burp me. Don't you change me.“
86
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,605
Why do you guys always have to fight?
87
00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,615
I uh, swear we're not fighting. It's your mom singing.
88
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:53,051
It sounds a lot like fighting,
doesn't it? Cats, even.
89
00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,614
The trouble is, Neal and your morn, they don't
believe in Santa because they were real naughty.
90
00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,786
Which is why they'll probably get lumps of coal in their stockings.
91
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:05,355
I don't know. It seems kinda babyish to believe in that kinda stuff.
92
00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,663
What are you talkin' about? I believe in Santa Claus.
I'm not a baby.
93
00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,829
Well...
Maybe it's time you left.
94
00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,568
We don't want to keep Dr. Pinhead waiting.
95
00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:19,376
Come here.
96
00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:24,012
Do I gotta stay?
97
00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,746
Listen, you and your daddy...
98
00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,812
are gonna have a great Christmas, okay?
99
00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,587
Will you pick me up tomorrow?
Of course.
100
00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,593
Early?
Yes.
101
00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:38,427
We're talking sunup, you're here?
102
00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:42,402
You'll be fine. Ah, merry Christmas,
Charlie. I love you.
103
00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,029
I love you too, Mom.
104
00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,935
You be a good boy, okay?
105
00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,171
Bye, Mom.
106
00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,905
Four hours?
107
00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,781
♫ Ba do de do
dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
108
00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:02,220
♫ Ba do de do
dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
109
00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,690
♫ I'm dreaming,
Dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
110
00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,695
♫ Of a white Christmas ♫
Dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
111
00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,508
♫ Your Christmas will be perfect...
just like the ones ♫
112
00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:15,765
♫ I used to know ♫
“with its own built-in turkey timer."
113
00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:19,773
♫ Where those treetops glisten
Ah-ah-ah ♫
114
00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,318
And now, we return you to the most...
♫ And children listen ♫
115
00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:26,074
cherished of Christmas stories,
Miracle on 34th Street, starring
116
00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:30,014
♫ Sleigh bells in the snow, ♫
[Fire Extinguisher Blasting]
117
00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:43,053
Ah.
118
00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:47,931
That is exactly why you want a high
quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.
119
00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,436
Those flames were really big, Dad.
120
00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,996
Well, turkeys funny that way.
121
00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,007
Dad!
122
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,180
It's done!
123
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:12,648
You like osso buco, Charlie?
124
00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:17,288
They're closed.
You know, Neal is a real good cook.
125
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,664
Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
126
00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,294
You don't like him very much, do you, Dad?
127
00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,715
Charlie, yeah. I was joking, okay?
I’m sorry. I was just kiddin' around.
128
00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:29,300
I like him a lot... Yeah, sure,
I like him. You know, there...
129
00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:34,109
There's just something about him that makes me wanna...
Lash out irrationally.
130
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,673
Where did you hear that?
131
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,709
From Neal. I learn a lot from him. He listens to me.
132
00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:43,347
Yeah. Then he charges you for it.
133
00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:47,189
♫ Ba do de do
dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
134
00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:51,164
♫ Ba do de do
dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
135
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,428
♫ I'm dreaming,
Dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
136
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,903
♫ Of a white Christmas
Dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
137
00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,874
All right, Denny's. It's always open.
138
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,502
I don't wanna eat here.
139
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:08,811
What're you talkin' about? Everybody likes
Denny’s. It's an American institution.
140
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,820
[Crowd Conversing in Japanese]
141
00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,123
Are you with Hatsutashi?
No.
142
00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:24,427
Dad burned the turkey.
Oh, yeah. This way. Come on.
143
00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,828
Right over there.
Thank you.
144
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,400
Hmm.
Hmm.
145
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,446
Here we go.
Burn the turkey?
146
00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:48,421
Coffee?
147
00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:50,457
No, thank you... Judy.
148
00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:55,985
What do you say we start out with cold glasses...
149
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,760
of delicious seasonal favorite eggnog?
150
00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:03,065
I don't like eggnog.
We're out.
151
00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,538
Coffee. Decaf.
Mm-hmm.
152
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,541
I'll have chocolate milk, please.
We're out.
153
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,044
Plain milk's fine.
154
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,706
Okay.
At least we know they got hot apple pie.
155
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,876
We did.
Mm-hmm.
156
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,626
This is nice.
157
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:31,597
♫ Ba do de do
dup-dup, dup du-dup ♫
158
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:35,533
"And Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap..."
159
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,628
"had just settled down
for a long winter's nap."
160
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,197
"When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter..."
161
00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,820
"I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter."
162
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:47,508
"Away to the window I flew like a flash"
163
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:53,076
"With a miniature sleigh and St. Nick...
And Prancer and Dancer"
164
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,214
"...and to all a good night."
165
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:05,990
What is that?
166
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,161
What's what?
"A Rose Suchak ladder?"
167
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:13,036
It's not a ladder.
I said, "Arose such a clatter."
168
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,269
It means, "Came a big noise."
What?
169
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:22,842
Charlie, "arose" is a word
that means "it came,”
170
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,351
and "clatter” is a big noise."
171
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,945
Now please, go to sleep. Shut your eyes.
172
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,556
How do reindeer fly? They don't have any wings.
173
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:35,061
Fairy dust.
That's from Peter Pan, Dad.
174
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:38,326
Horns.
Antlers.
175
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:42,164
Whatever. Their, uh, antlers give them...
176
00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:47,367
You know, there's a slipstream effect.
The air goes... They move fast... They’re weightless.
177
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:52,470
But if Santa's so fat, how did he get down the chimneys?
He sucks it in like Grandpa.
178
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,425
What about people who don't have fireplaces?
How does he get into their house?
179
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:59,943
Charlie, sometimes believing in something means you...
180
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,457
means you just believe in it.
181
00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:07,825
Santa uses reindeer to fly because that's how he has to get around.
182
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:11,695
But you do believe in Santa, right, Dad?
183
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:17,361
Of course I believe in Santa. Now please go to sleep.
184
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,778
Dad?
185
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,008
What is it, Charlie?
186
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:32,519
Maybe you better leave some cookies
and milk out... just in case, okay?
187
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,614
Great. I’ll just go preheat the oven.
188
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:40,490
And don't forget the fire extinguisher.
189
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,928
Good night, Charlie.
190
00:12:57,678 --> 00:13:00,113
Ho!
191
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,250
Settle down there.
192
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,463
Dad! Dad!
193
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:22,628
Wh-What? Hmm.
I heard a clatter!
194
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:25,365
What, Charlie?
There! A clatter.
195
00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:29,467
Charlie, what're you talking about?
You know, it "came a big noise?"
196
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:33,639
It's coming from outside!
Charlie, it's just the wind or something.
197
00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:37,275
Come on, let's go back to bed.
198
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,188
Somebody’s on the roof. Maybe it's Santa.
199
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:46,284
Not now, Charlie. I want you to sit here,
and I want you to stay right there.
200
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:52,099
Charlie, do you know how to call 911?
Sure. 911.
201
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,430
Yeah, great. Stay there.
202
00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:10,383
Hey, you!
203
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,681
Oops! Wow! Wow-oh! Oof!
Whoa, whoa!
204
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:17,622
Wh-Wh-Whoa!
205
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,535
Whoo-hoo!
206
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,703
Hey, buddy.
207
00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:43,478
All right. You should just... stay still. Perfect.
208
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,553
You got him!
209
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:51,524
Charlie, stay where you are. Charlie,
would you listen to me? Stay up there!
210
00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:55,222
It is Santa! You killed him.
211
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,060
Did not! It is not Santa.
212
00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,692
Well, he was.
213
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,637
He's got some ID on him, I bet.
214
00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,538
Fella, if you can hear me.
I’m just looking for your identification.
215
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:11,602
Once I figure out who you are,
I’ll give you a lift back to the mall.
216
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,080
"If something should happen to me, put on my suit."
217
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:18,676
"The reindeer will know what to do."
Yeah, right.
218
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,528
Whoa.
219
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,490
Dad!
220
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,157
Hey.
He disappeared!
221
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,999
Whoa!
222
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,471
He's naked somewhere.
223
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:16,339
You gonna put on the suit like the card said? Are you?
No. No.
224
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:20,313
Come on, Dad. I wanna go too.
Stop it, Charlie. We're not goin' anywhere.
225
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,406
You never do what I wanna do!
Would you please be quiet for a minute...
226
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:26,681
so I can figure this out?
227
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,915
Reindeer up on the roof.
228
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,424
Santa suit laying on the ground.
229
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:35,156
Guy fell. Not my fault.
230
00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:40,167
Reindeer on the roof. That is hard to explain.
It's the ladder.
231
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,828
Ooh!
232
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,037
Where the Hell'd this come from?
233
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:51,544
Look here, Dad. "The Rose Suchak Ladder Company."
234
00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:56,174
Huh?
"Out by the roof there's a Rose Suchak ladder."
235
00:16:56,250 --> 00:17:00,619
Just like the poem.
Just like the poem?
236
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,418
Charlie, come on down from there.
Charlie, get down from there!
237
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,824
Dad! You gotta see this!
238
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:09,693
Don't touch anything!
It's great!
239
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,631
I’m just gonna call the police.
I’ll carry this stuff up there. Let them deal with it, okay?
240
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:20,634
Whoa! This guy was huge.
241
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,799
Dad, isn't this neat?
242
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,744
Charlie. Charlie!
Stay away from those things.
243
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,545
They're reindeer.
You don't know where they've been.
244
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,075
They all look like they've got
key lime disease.
245
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,184
Oof! Easy, Rudolph.
246
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,654
Excuse me... Comet.
247
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,700
Dad! Check out Santa's sleigh!
248
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:49,279
There's no such thing as Santa's sleigh.
249
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,500
Sure there is. You said you believed in Santa...
250
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,769
Right? I did? I do!
251
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:58,904
What about the reindeer?
These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
252
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,970
I hope not.
253
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,574
These are, uh...
254
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,517
Ah, a gift.
255
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,520
Probably from the cable company.
256
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:14,527
We're getting the Disney Channel now.
Merry Christmas.
257
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,031
Now, hop out of there, please.
I don't wanna go.
258
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,693
Listen, Charlie, I'm not kidding. Let's go!
259
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:26,701
Oh-whoa-whoa!
Yeah, let's go! Whoa!
260
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:29,266
Aaah!
261
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,241
Charlie!
262
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,649
Hold on, Charlie!
263
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,389
Whoa!
264
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,990
Giddyap, Comet!
Whoa, let's go!
265
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,895
Dad, climb up here.
266
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,404
There we go.
267
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:02,409
So, ah, if we go straight on this road do we hit I-94...
268
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,570
Huh-aah!
269
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:20,686
Uh, Oh!
270
00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:25,460
Well, we made good time. Now what do we do?
271
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,194
Get the bag of toys! And do what?
272
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,465
Go down the chimney.
Down the chimney?
273
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,337
You want me to take the toys down the chimney...
274
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:37,469
into a strange house in my underwear?
275
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,639
No. You gotta put the suit on first.
276
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:44,116
You know what we're gonna do, is we're gonna get outta here...
277
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,882
because this whole thing is stupid.
278
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:51,118
How come everything I want to do is stupid?
279
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,286
I didn't say that.
280
00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:07,006
Gaah!
281
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:17,980
Freezing my nubs off out here, and you want me to get into a Santa costume.
282
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,349
This is great. A Santa costume.
283
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:24,585
Oh, this thing. You never know where it's been. Ooh!
284
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,888
A thousand malls.
285
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,591
Well, I hope you're happy, Comet.
Hope you're happy. But most of all...
286
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:35,101
I hope the guy that lives here is a tailor!
287
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:37,661
Nice coat.
288
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:42,437
Well, how do I look?
Nice?
289
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,206
You forgot the sash.
You're right.
290
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,714
This completes the ensemble.
291
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,042
All right. Got my boots.
292
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,350
Now I've got the suit on. How am I supposed to know what to leave?
293
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:59,689
Maybe there's a list.
A list. How silly of me. Of course there's a list.
294
00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:06,633
Careful, Dad!
295
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:10,967
Aah! I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay!
Look! You're flying!
296
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:13,803
It's okay, I'm used to it.
I lived through the '60s.
297
00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:16,104
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
298
00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:26,817
Aaah! Uuh! Oh!
299
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,902
Uuh-uuh!
300
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:03,155
Nice teeth.
301
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:07,490
Who's down there?
302
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,528
It's the holidays. Come on, come on.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
303
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:21,204
Hey, Charles!
Need a little help down here!
304
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:23,710
Puh-uh!
305
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:28,715
Whoa! How'd you do that?
What'd it feel like, Dad?
306
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,183
It felt like Americas Most Wanted!
307
00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:34,016
Now pull me in, quick!
We gotta get outta here.
308
00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,458
Thanks. We gotta go home.
How do you start this thing?
309
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,961
Just like that!
310
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,634
[House Alarm Continues]
311
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:53,265
Whoa! This could be a really long night.
312
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,638
Do it again, Dad.
313
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,235
Please?
314
00:22:58,312 --> 00:23:00,644
I can't. That thing's empty.
315
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:06,717
There's nothing in the bag.
316
00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:08,832
Even if there was, didn't you notice there's no chimney?
317
00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:12,520
Where there's no chimney, there's no fireplace.
318
00:23:12,593 --> 00:23:16,154
Are you growling at me?
319
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:21,168
Look, Comet, like I said, there is nothing left-
320
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:26,366
That's so weird, because I know when
I Did that No, no, no, no, no!
321
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,844
Hold it! There's no chimney here!
Can you hear me? No chimney, all right?
322
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,506
Lookin' good, Dad!
323
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,573
You have got to be kidding!
324
00:23:37,651 --> 00:23:40,279
Come on! Look at the size of this thing!
325
00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:54,367
Weird! Ow!
326
00:23:59,072 --> 00:24:01,006
Ow! Oh!
327
00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:03,271
Ow!
328
00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:10,217
Santa?
Scott Calvin.
329
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:13,049
How come your clothes are so baggy?
330
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:17,887
Because Santa is watching his saturated fats.
331
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:22,486
How come you don't have a beard? Because I shaved!
332
00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:25,362
Do you want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.
333
00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,805
You're supposed to drink the milk.
334
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:37,572
Look, I am lactose intolerant.
335
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:42,912
And I am just about this close to taking
all those presents back up the chimney.
336
00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:47,116
Supposed to drink the milk!
337
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,553
Shut your eyes!
338
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:53,559
Yo!
339
00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:00,357
How do you get in without a fireplace?
I don't know.
340
00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:05,065
One just kind of appeared.
Awesome!
341
00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:13,012
Oh, boy!
342
00:25:53,854 --> 00:25:57,552
Charlie, look at the clouds over here. Aren't they pretty...
343
00:26:14,508 --> 00:26:16,442
Yah!
344
00:26:25,385 --> 00:26:28,355
All right. Mornin', fellas.
345
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:32,256
Mornin', sport. We're done, Comet. Ho-ho-ho.
346
00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:34,556
Back to the house.
347
00:26:34,628 --> 00:26:37,996
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
348
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:41,126
When I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!
349
00:27:00,821 --> 00:27:03,256
Is this okay, Dad?
350
00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:06,850
No, it's not okay!
351
00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:10,886
Hey, does this look like home to you guys?
352
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,262
No, no!
No, no, no, no!
353
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:18,430
Hey, hey! Where you goin'? Come back here. Aww!
354
00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:30,746
♫ In the silence of the night, ♫
355
00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:36,154
♫ When the snow lies soft and still ♫
Hey, hey! Hey, buddy!
356
00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:40,990
You sir. Hey!
♫ You can see a magic light ♫
357
00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:45,430
♫ And hear the ring of Christmas bells ♫
358
00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:50,630
Can you hear me?
♫ Though the night seems long and dark ♫
359
00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:52,638
♫ It is the earth ♫
360
00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:56,506
What's that?
I don't know.
♫ just gone to sleep ♫
361
00:27:56,577 --> 00:27:59,103
I think it's the North Pole.
♫ The stars, that dot,... ♫
362
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:01,409
That's the North Pole?
♫ The sky above, ♫
363
00:28:01,482 --> 00:28:03,393
Hey, buddy, we need some help.
♫ Hold you in, ♫
364
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:07,411
Hello! What are you doing?
♫ Their precious keep, ♫
365
00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:13,427
♫ So close your eyes
and come with me ♫
366
00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:18,762
♫ The Christmas bells
will bring you home ♫
367
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:42,280
Hey, look! Here comes the new Santa!
368
00:28:42,356 --> 00:28:45,724
♫ And now with song we fill the night ♫
369
00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,854
♫ While magic dances in the light ♫
370
00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:52,024
♫ To wish you now and all the year ♫
371
00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:54,727
♫ The joy that comes with Christmas cheer ♫
372
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:59,466
Sit back.
♫ Hear our voices fill the air ♫
373
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:02,635
♫ To drive
the winter's cold away ♫
374
00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:05,872
♫ And so our hearts
with all will share ♫
375
00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:08,643
♫ The love that comes
with Christmas day ♫
376
00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:11,844
♫ The love that comes
with Christmas day ♫
377
00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:16,083
♫ The Christmas bells
will bring you home ♫
378
00:29:25,232 --> 00:29:28,896
Where are all the grownups?
This is so cool!
379
00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:30,903
Stay here.
380
00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:34,430
Hey, kid, kid. Kid, who's in charge here?
381
00:29:34,508 --> 00:29:36,943
You are. And I'm not a kid.
382
00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:40,378
I've pointy shoes that are older than you. I'm an elf!
383
00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:44,850
Uh, you guys, or you girls...
Who gives the orders? Who's your boss?
384
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:46,852
You are.
No, no, no.
385
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,184
Who's the head elf?
You are!
386
00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:51,725
Hey!
Who's causin' all the trouble around here?
387
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,191
He is.
She is.
388
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,592
Excuse me, are we on a coffee break?
389
00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:59,189
We don't drink coffee.
Then I guess the break is over.
390
00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:01,598
Back to work. Thanks.
391
00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:04,535
Take it easy on her, will ya? Who are you?
392
00:30:04,605 --> 00:30:07,597
I'm Bernard. Nice to meet ya, Santa.
393
00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:12,271
I’m not Santa! I've had a rough night.
There's been clogs barking, guns goin' off.
394
00:30:12,346 --> 00:30:15,714
Look, my back's killing me.
Have you ever tried to shove a sea kayak down a chimney?
395
00:30:15,783 --> 00:30:18,218
I'm tired of this small talk.
Hmm.
396
00:30:18,285 --> 00:30:21,915
The other Santa disappeared, right?
397
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:26,153
Wait a minute. Hey!
I know where this is goin'.
398
00:30:26,226 --> 00:30:29,389
It wasn't my fault. The other guy fell. It was an accident.
399
00:30:29,463 --> 00:30:32,455
I've got homeowners insurance
and a good attorney.
400
00:30:32,533 --> 00:30:35,662
Not as good as my wife's, but
let's not open up that wound.
401
00:30:35,736 --> 00:30:40,606
Hold it a minute. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How did you know the other guy was gone?
402
00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:43,609
Can I get you a drink?
No, I don't want a drink.
403
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:46,146
I’m thirsty... and hungry too.
404
00:30:46,213 --> 00:30:49,672
Charlie, I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
Who's this?
405
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:52,651
This,... this is my son, Charlie.
406
00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:55,518
I’m sorry. Charlie, this is Buh, Beh, Beh...
407
00:30:55,589 --> 00:30:57,182
Bernard.
Bernard.
408
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,282
Hi, Bernard.
Hiya, sport.
409
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:03,353
Hey, Dad, he called me "sport" just like you.
Wonderful.
410
00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:06,127
Hey, you know what? I got somethin' for you.
411
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,192
Okay, now hold out your hand, all right?
Uuh!
412
00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:13,638
Now, be very careful. This is very old, just like me.
413
00:31:16,777 --> 00:31:19,371
Shake it up, Charlie.
414
00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:31,558
Wow.
415
00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:35,892
Why don't you, uh, hold onto it for me
for a while. It might come in handy.
416
00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:40,196
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
417
00:31:40,267 --> 00:31:42,793
I promise I’ll take real good care of it.
418
00:31:42,870 --> 00:31:45,339
Make sure you do.
419
00:31:45,406 --> 00:31:47,807
I will.
420
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:50,003
Hey, Dad, look!
421
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:54,810
Huh. Fabulous ball. Hey, Barabbas.
422
00:31:54,882 --> 00:31:59,217
Bernard!
Bernard! Can we take a direct flight back to reality.
423
00:31:59,286 --> 00:32:01,550
Or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Uh, Larry...
424
00:32:01,622 --> 00:32:04,334
Take Charlie here and get him some chow.
No, Larry, don't do that. Charlie!
425
00:32:04,358 --> 00:32:07,157
He'll be okay. Follow me,
you'll want to get out of those clothes.
426
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:10,561
I, Uh,... No, look Barnaby. I just want to go home.
427
00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:39,749
Look, I am not Santa Claus!
Ahh!
428
00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,921
Did you or did you not read the card?
429
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:44,259
Yeah, I read the card.
Then you are the new Santa.
430
00:32:44,331 --> 00:32:48,564
In putting on the hat and jacket, you accepted the contract.
What contract?
431
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,127
The card in the Santa suit. You said you read it, right?
432
00:32:51,205 --> 00:32:54,368
So when you put on the suit. You fell subject to the Santa Clause.
433
00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:57,877
Here.
The Santa Claus? Oh, you mean the guy that fell off my roof?
434
00:32:57,945 --> 00:33:01,848
No, no, no. Not Santa Claus the person,
Santa Clause the clause.
435
00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:03,849
What?
436
00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:06,215
Look, you're a businessman, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
437
00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:09,381
A clause, as in the last line of a contract.
438
00:33:11,024 --> 00:33:13,789
You got the card?
Oh!
439
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:16,125
Okay, look.
440
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:19,257
The Santa Clause: "In putting on this suit and entering the sleigh..."
441
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:23,463
"the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied..."
Huh?
442
00:33:23,537 --> 00:33:26,438
"And fully accepts the duties and responsibilities..."
443
00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:30,444
"Of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so..."
444
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:34,004
"by either accident or design."
What does that mean?
445
00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:36,311
It means, you put on the suit, you're the big guy.
446
00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:39,785
That's ridiculous. I didn't put on a suit just to...
Try to understand this!
447
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:42,117
Oo-oo-ooh!
448
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:45,090
Let me explain something to you, okay?
449
00:33:45,159 --> 00:33:49,187
Toys have to be delivered. I'm not gonna
do it. It's not my job. I'm just an elf.
450
00:33:49,263 --> 00:33:52,528
It's Santa's job, but Santa fell off a roof. Your roof.
451
00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:55,712
You read the card, you put on the suit.
That clearly falls under the Santa Clause.
452
00:33:55,736 --> 00:33:58,137
Now you're Santa, okay?
A question.
453
00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:00,299
What?
When can I get outta here?
454
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:02,536
Dad, you gotta see this place!
455
00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:05,255
You leave tomorrow morning. You have
11 months to get your affairs in order...
456
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:07,509
and you're due back here Thanksgiving.
457
00:34:07,581 --> 00:34:11,279
I’m not coming back here on Thanksgiving.
I’ll ship the list to your house.
458
00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:15,788
What list?
Come on, now. The list.
459
00:34:18,692 --> 00:34:22,026
♫ He's making a list
Checkin' it twice ♫
460
00:34:22,095 --> 00:34:25,861
♫ Gonna find out who's naughty or nice ♫
461
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:29,836
Ugh! Look, you put a "P" next to the kids
who are nice and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
462
00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:34,238
Yeah! "P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?
463
00:34:34,308 --> 00:34:37,175
Right! Huh!
Wait a minute! How do I know who's good and bad?
464
00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:40,407
You'll know.
What if I don't wanna do this?
465
00:34:40,481 --> 00:34:43,576
Don't even kid about a thing like that!
Why not?
466
00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:48,747
What if I don't buy into this Santa Claus
thing? What if I choose not to believe it?
467
00:35:00,067 --> 00:35:05,062
Then there would be millions of
disappointed children around the world.
468
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:09,542
You see, children hold the spirit
of Christmas within their hearts.
469
00:35:11,245 --> 00:35:14,306
You wouldn't want to be responsible
for killing the spirit of Christmas.
470
00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:17,715
Now, would you... Santa?
471
00:35:20,087 --> 00:35:23,682
Judy will take you to your room. Get out
of the suit, it needs to be cleaned.
472
00:35:23,757 --> 00:35:26,192
And taken in.
Then get some sleep.
473
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,252
We've got a lot of work to do
and only a year in which to do it.
474
00:35:37,438 --> 00:35:40,703
Judy.
Santa.
475
00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:43,334
Scott Calvin.
Follow me.
476
00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:48,248
I’ll just take the next train.
477
00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:50,750
Dad, come on!
Charlie!
478
00:35:51,952 --> 00:35:54,114
Come on, Dad!
479
00:35:54,188 --> 00:35:56,714
Charlie, wait up!
480
00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:02,285
That's funny. I like that.
I like that too. But I don't like...
481
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,309
Wow,
482
00:36:17,378 --> 00:36:19,813
Oh! Aah!
483
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,476
Can I get you anything?
The kitchen's always open.
484
00:36:27,554 --> 00:36:29,784
How about a stiff drink?
485
00:36:31,592 --> 00:36:34,687
You should get some sleep.
486
00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:38,764
Here are your pajamas. I'll be right back.
487
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:47,731
Look, Judy. Look over there.
488
00:36:51,678 --> 00:36:54,340
Look over there. I know.
489
00:36:54,415 --> 00:36:57,476
Look over there. There's a canoe.
Aha, yeah, it's true.
490
00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:01,886
Aah! Oh, look, there's an emu!
491
00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:08,995
Look at him!
Shoo!
492
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,528
Santa?
Scott Calvin.
493
00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:26,809
I brought you some cocoa.
No, thanks.
494
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:31,283
My own recipe.
Took me 1,200 years to get it right.
495
00:37:33,387 --> 00:37:36,084
1,200 years?
That's right.
496
00:37:39,093 --> 00:37:43,360
You know, I must say,
you look pretty good for your age.
497
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,730
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
498
00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:51,670
[MOUTHS] Okay.
499
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,798
Mm.
500
00:37:53,874 --> 00:37:56,673
Hmm. This is good.
501
00:37:56,744 --> 00:37:59,873
Huh! This is really good.
502
00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:05,078
Not too hot, extra chocolate, shaken, not stirred.
503
00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:09,779
You look distressed.
504
00:38:09,857 --> 00:38:12,952
Distressed? I'm way past distressed.
505
00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:17,361
Why's that?
I'm talking to an elf.
506
00:38:17,431 --> 00:38:19,923
And I stopped believing in Santa Claus a long time ago.
507
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,959
That's not surprising. Most grownups can't believe in magic.
508
00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:28,235
It just... sort of grows out of them.
509
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:31,300
Look, you're a nice little elf.
510
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,813
Thanks.
But this is a dream
511
00:38:33,881 --> 00:38:38,045
I mean, this is fabulous.
Is that a polar bear directing traffic down there?
512
00:38:40,621 --> 00:38:43,283
I see it... but I don't believe it.
513
00:38:43,357 --> 00:38:47,419
You're missing the point.
What is the point?
514
00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:50,225
Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.
515
00:38:50,297 --> 00:38:54,234
Kids don't have to see this place
to know that it's here.
516
00:38:54,301 --> 00:38:57,032
"They just... KNOW."
517
00:38:58,372 --> 00:39:03,139
Well, you should get some rest, Good night, sir.
518
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:41,444
Dad!
519
00:39:41,515 --> 00:39:43,244
Dad!
520
00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,620
Wake up, Sleepy!
521
00:39:47,688 --> 00:39:49,622
Come on, get up!
522
00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:01,433
Come on, Dad, come on.
523
00:40:01,502 --> 00:40:03,766
See all the neat toys!
524
00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:06,067
Stop shakin' me, Charlie.
Come on, get up, get up!
525
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:08,609
Okay.
Come on, it's Christmas morning.
526
00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:11,975
Great! Go make some coffee.
Come on, Dad, let's go!
527
00:40:12,046 --> 00:40:13,980
Okay.
528
00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,018
Mmm.
529
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:45,376
Huh!
530
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:32,517
Hoo! Heh.
531
00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:38,390
Are you okay, Dad?
Yeah. Just fine, just fine.
532
00:41:38,465 --> 00:41:41,435
Are you having a heart attack?
I know CPR.
533
00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:43,800
No, I was just...
534
00:41:44,872 --> 00:41:48,308
S.C. Yeah, Santa Claus.
535
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:52,278
Hey. Same initials as your name, Dad.
536
00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:54,815
Scott Calvin.
537
00:41:54,882 --> 00:41:57,408
What?
538
00:42:01,422 --> 00:42:04,414
Oh, Charlie!
Oh, merry Christmas, honey.
539
00:42:04,491 --> 00:42:07,188
Did you have a good time?
Great time! The best!
540
00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:12,290
Great-Ho-ho!
Scott, nice Pee Jays. Very festive.
541
00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:15,131
Where'd you get them?
I don't know.
542
00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:17,296
Judy gave them to you.
543
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:20,272
Judy, really?
Who?
544
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:23,833
Up at the North Pole.
Ah, one of Santa's little helpers.
545
00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:28,439
Last night, Dad and me went with the flying reindeer.
546
00:42:28,515 --> 00:42:33,282
It was really neat, Mom. Dad was Santa,
and Larry showed me the workshop.
547
00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:36,414
You know, where they make all the toys?
Gee, thanks for...
548
00:42:36,490 --> 00:42:39,118
keeping his feet on the ground.
You bet.
549
00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:42,254
Honey, you go wait in the car
for a minute. I'll be right there.
550
00:42:42,329 --> 00:42:44,696
Merry Christmas.
551
00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:48,793
Bye, Dad. Thanks for a great night at the North Pole.
552
00:42:48,869 --> 00:42:52,203
So, uh...
553
00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:55,242
What've you been telling him?
Nothing.
554
00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:59,303
It's just... I had this really strange dream...
555
00:42:59,379 --> 00:43:03,043
and I must've told him all about it.
556
00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:05,347
Wait.
557
00:43:05,419 --> 00:43:07,717
Charlie.
558
00:43:07,788 --> 00:43:10,086
Scott. Nice jammies.
Hi, Dad.
559
00:43:10,157 --> 00:43:12,251
Thanks. About what you said in the house...
560
00:43:12,326 --> 00:43:14,590
Who showed you the workshop?
The elf.
561
00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:17,892
How'd I get the pajamas?
I told you. Judy!
562
00:43:17,965 --> 00:43:20,263
Oh, wait, wait.
563
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:23,167
Judy was the name of the waitress
at the restaurant last night.
564
00:43:23,237 --> 00:43:26,935
Some waitress gave you pajamas?
What's this all about?
565
00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:30,204
Dad took me to the North Pole, and Larry showed me the workshop.
566
00:43:30,277 --> 00:43:33,269
The North Pole!
Yeah. Dad's the new Santa.
567
00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:37,284
The regular Santa fell off the roof and Dad put on the suit.
568
00:43:37,351 --> 00:43:40,412
Charlie, we'll, discuss this at home.
569
00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:50,061
The clause. The Santa Clause.
570
00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:54,894
It’s just a dream.
Stuff like that doesn't happen.
571
00:43:54,968 --> 00:43:57,369
It was a dream.
Come on!
572
00:43:58,939 --> 00:44:03,206
I don't even wear pajamas. Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked!
573
00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:07,407
Hah! Morning, Mrs. McGloin, Mary, Catherine.
Eyes front, Mary Catherine!
574
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:09,779
Sometimes boxer shorts. You know. Heh-heh!
575
00:44:10,851 --> 00:44:12,785
So, remember, kids...
576
00:44:12,853 --> 00:44:15,754
there is nothing more painful than third degree burns.
577
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:21,989
Well, thank you, Fireman O'Hara.
578
00:44:22,062 --> 00:44:25,259
And I think the whole class will join me in saying...
579
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,528
sorry about your partner.
580
00:44:30,604 --> 00:44:34,472
Well, perhaps this is a good time to bring up the psychiatrist.
581
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:38,944
Charlie, would you like to introduce your, uh
582
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:41,447
Dr. Miller!
583
00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:45,315
Can I ask Dad to go first?
584
00:44:45,386 --> 00:44:48,014
Well... if that’s how you feel, Charlie.
585
00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:52,525
That's how he feels, Neal. Come on.
Nice sweater, buddy.
586
00:44:55,295 --> 00:44:59,323
This is my dad, Scott Calvin.
He's got a really neat job.
587
00:44:59,399 --> 00:45:02,960
Thank you, Charlie.
My dad is Santa Claus.
588
00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:05,664
Oh, boy. Ha ha!
589
00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:09,869
I think what he means is, I'm like Santa Claus.
590
00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:13,244
We're both giving, we're both jolly...
591
00:45:13,313 --> 00:45:16,977
and we both work very hard. One day a year.
592
00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:20,681
Hoo-boy!
That's not what I mean, Dad.
593
00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:24,156
Look, on Christmas Eve, my Dad pushed Santa off the roof.
594
00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:27,353
No, Charlie-Ch-Ch-Charlie!
Santa disappeared and my Dad took his place.
595
00:45:27,428 --> 00:45:30,329
Then I went with him to deliver all the presents.
596
00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:33,367
Then the reindeer flew us to the North Pole where the head elf...
597
00:45:33,434 --> 00:45:36,802
Bernard, gave me this.
Charlie...
598
00:45:36,870 --> 00:45:41,307
Look, I work for a toy company. I deliver toys all over the country.
599
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:45,573
So, in a way, I'm like Santa Claus.
600
00:45:45,646 --> 00:45:48,081
Yes, sweetheart?
Do you make the toys?
601
00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:50,845
No, stupid, the elves do!
602
00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:56,652
Bobby, we don't say "stupid" and we don't say "elves."
They're "little" people.
603
00:45:56,724 --> 00:45:59,091
No, but they really are elves.
604
00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:02,686
Whatever, honey. Which one's your favorite reindeer?
605
00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:07,064
Comet.
Uh, I-I-I don't have a favorite. Huh!
606
00:46:07,134 --> 00:46:10,035
So, lemme get this straight, Santa.
607
00:46:10,104 --> 00:46:13,074
You mean, when I grow up if I wanna be Santa Claus...
608
00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:15,404
All I gotta do is push you off a roof?
609
00:46:15,476 --> 00:46:19,379
He said that! He said it was the best Christmas he ever had.
Oh, big surprise!
610
00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:22,074
It's just nice to hear it from him. Is that a problem with you?
611
00:46:22,149 --> 00:46:24,948
All right. So?
612
00:46:25,019 --> 00:46:28,216
May I speak, please? I am a doctor.
613
00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,689
No, he's not. He's a psychiatrist.
614
00:46:30,758 --> 00:46:34,126
Please. Go ahead, Dr. Miller.
615
00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:36,424
I guess we know who's the teacher's pet.
616
00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:38,966
Scott! Oh, grow up.
617
00:46:39,032 --> 00:46:42,468
The reason we're here is that this is far more serious...
618
00:46:42,536 --> 00:46:45,699
than a boy believing or not believing in Santa Claus.
619
00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:49,300
That's right, because Charlie thinks
that this whole thing actually happened.
620
00:46:49,376 --> 00:46:53,040
Scott, what was the last thing
you and Charlie did...
621
00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:55,810
before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
622
00:46:55,883 --> 00:46:59,683
We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor
623
00:46:59,753 --> 00:47:02,586
played with my shotguns, field dressed a cat.
624
00:47:02,656 --> 00:47:05,626
Looked for women.
625
00:47:05,693 --> 00:47:08,060
I read him a book!
626
00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:10,620
What book? Uh, Hollywood Wives.
627
00:47:10,698 --> 00:47:13,793
The Night Before Christmas, folks. Come on!
628
00:47:13,867 --> 00:47:16,632
And did you go to the North Pole?
629
00:47:16,703 --> 00:47:19,832
This is ridiculous. I don't have time for this.
Ridiculous...
630
00:47:19,907 --> 00:47:24,504
or not, Scott. For Charlie,
this isn't some dream; it is real.
631
00:47:24,578 --> 00:47:30,312
You need to sit down with Charlie.
Explain to him you are not Santa Claus.
632
00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:33,410
They're like the bears at the North Pole, Dad.
633
00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:37,219
Charlie, I already told you,
we did not go to the North Pole.
634
00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,726
That was a dream.
You're in denial, Dad.
635
00:47:39,793 --> 00:47:41,727
Denial! You don't even know what that means.
636
00:47:41,795 --> 00:47:45,095
Well, you are. I know what happened.
637
00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:48,931
How do you know that? How? You don't have any proof.
638
00:47:49,003 --> 00:47:51,097
Proof? Why can't we both...
639
00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:53,799
think of it as just a great dream and forget about it?
640
00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:57,674
What about this? Remember all the neat stuff inside?
641
00:47:57,745 --> 00:48:01,841
Charlie... this is a toy.
642
00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:05,715
We used to make things like this at work, but no one bought 'em.
643
00:48:05,786 --> 00:48:08,551
Here. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
644
00:48:08,622 --> 00:48:11,353
I know who you are, Dad.
645
00:48:11,425 --> 00:48:13,860
You will figure it out soon enough.
646
00:48:13,928 --> 00:48:18,695
There are a lot of kids that believe in you. You can't let them down.
647
00:48:18,766 --> 00:48:21,167
Charlie, you're wrong.
648
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:29,169
What's so funny?
649
00:48:29,243 --> 00:48:31,041
Nothing.
650
00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:40,545
♫ He sees you when you're sleeping ♫
651
00:48:40,621 --> 00:48:43,283
♫ He knows when you're awake ♫
652
00:48:43,357 --> 00:48:46,190
♫ He knows if you've been bad or good ♫
653
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:49,127
♫ Rollin' Keep those reindeer rollin'... ♫
Okay.
654
00:48:49,196 --> 00:48:51,995
♫ You better watch out
You better not cry ♫
655
00:48:52,066 --> 00:48:54,611
♫ You better not pout, I'm tellin you why, ♫
Come on Dancer, come on Prancer.
656
00:48:54,635 --> 00:48:57,229
♫ Santa Claus is coming to town, ♫
Whoa! We can't stop.
657
00:48:57,304 --> 00:49:00,399
But I have to go to the bathroom.
658
00:49:00,474 --> 00:49:03,842
I told you, should've gone before we left the North Pole.
659
00:49:03,911 --> 00:49:07,245
♫ ...and rummy tum-tums ♫
660
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:11,182
Whoa! Right here. Turn over here.
661
00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:13,777
♫ Curly-haired dolls
that toddle and coo ♫
662
00:49:13,854 --> 00:49:16,915
♫ Elephant spokes
and kiddie cars too ♫
663
00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:24,563
Where is he?
664
00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:30,126
Well, he could be in his room jumping up and down
on his bed, wearing a red hat and galoshes.
665
00:49:30,204 --> 00:49:35,267
I don't care what Neal's doing. Where's Charlie?
Oh, ho-ho! Oh, I see, I see.
666
00:49:35,342 --> 00:49:38,437
Well, if you can't be father of the year.
Why not be Father Christmas, huh?
667
00:49:38,579 --> 00:49:41,708
Charlie, it's just not logical.
668
00:49:41,782 --> 00:49:44,774
How can one man... in one night...
669
00:49:45,853 --> 00:49:47,912
visit all the children of the world?
670
00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:49,979
Not everyone celebrates Christmas.
671
00:49:50,057 --> 00:49:52,651
And I think there's some sort of time continuum...
672
00:49:52,726 --> 00:49:55,388
that breaks down once Santa's in his sleigh.
673
00:49:55,462 --> 00:50:00,832
What about fireplaces? A lot of people don't have them.
674
00:50:00,901 --> 00:50:03,768
How does Santa visit those people?
675
00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:06,465
He turns into jell-O and...
676
00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:10,306
The fireplace kind of appears
and he goes through it like this.
677
00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:14,245
What about... the reindeer!
678
00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:18,115
Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?
679
00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:21,177
Yes.
Well, I haven't.
680
00:50:21,255 --> 00:50:25,419
Have you ever seen a million dollars?
No.
681
00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:29,759
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
682
00:50:29,830 --> 00:50:32,162
Hi, Neal.
Howdy, sport.
683
00:50:32,233 --> 00:50:35,931
Hi, Dad. You wanna take a walk?
I wanna talk to you.
684
00:50:36,003 --> 00:50:38,028
Sure. I'll get my coat.
Okay, hustle up.
685
00:50:38,105 --> 00:50:41,336
Scott? Can I have a minute?
686
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:44,173
Sure.
687
00:50:44,244 --> 00:50:47,043
I think Charlie is conflicted at the moment.
688
00:50:47,114 --> 00:50:50,015
Wow. Really?
689
00:50:50,084 --> 00:50:52,382
Boy. Hmm.
690
00:50:52,453 --> 00:50:54,683
'Preciate your analysis, I really do.
691
00:50:54,755 --> 00:50:58,692
Huh! Boy, you got more important things
to worry about, you know.
692
00:50:58,759 --> 00:51:01,839
Like, where are you gonna get more sweaters
after the circus pulls out of town?
693
00:51:03,364 --> 00:51:07,494
Scott! I mean, you're not listening.
694
00:51:07,568 --> 00:51:11,903
We are very concerned about this.
Concerned about what?
695
00:51:11,972 --> 00:51:16,842
This... If Charlie spending time
with you is the best thing for him.
696
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,155
You were right about the sweater, okay?
697
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:34,891
Do you think by next year I’ll be big enough to drive
the sleigh all by myself?
698
00:51:34,962 --> 00:51:36,896
No!
699
00:51:36,964 --> 00:51:39,990
But I've been practicing.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
700
00:51:40,067 --> 00:51:43,765
Charlie, hold on a second. We've got
to talk about this Santa Claus thing.
701
00:51:47,975 --> 00:51:50,034
Charlie, There, there is no...
702
00:51:51,812 --> 00:51:53,780
No what, Dad?
703
00:51:57,651 --> 00:52:02,748
There's no reason why we have to tell anybody about the North Pole.
704
00:52:02,823 --> 00:52:08,057
Why not?
Well, sometimes some things, big things...
705
00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:12,929
should remain unsaid, like between two people...
706
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,029
Oh, you mean like a secret.
Yes. Like a secret. Let's keep it secret.
707
00:52:18,105 --> 00:52:20,836
How come?
708
00:52:20,908 --> 00:52:24,071
Because of Mom and Neal.
709
00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:26,909
Not just because of them. There's school.
710
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:30,348
Everybody thinks.
No, it's not important what they think.
711
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,148
It...
712
00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,245
How does five bucks sound to ya?
713
00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:40,123
This is something I really want you to do for me, sport.
714
00:52:40,194 --> 00:52:45,530
I want to keep this secret.
Will ya do that, please?
715
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:48,694
Okay, Dad.
All right.
716
00:52:48,769 --> 00:52:50,669
Great.
717
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:56,871
You don't have to worry about the Santa Claus thing anymore.
718
00:52:56,944 --> 00:52:59,276
So when do I get the five bucks?
719
00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:04,284
...Seven Fifteen in the morning. It's gonna be a beautiful day.
720
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:10,188
Spend the day with me, Larry B.
721
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,957
[Wind Blows]
Oof!
722
00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:22,461
Aah!
723
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:24,595
Huh?
724
00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:35,777
Somethings wrong with the mirror.
725
00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:39,744
What?
726
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,217
Somethings wrong with the scale!
727
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:46,481
Aaah!
728
00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:49,260
Excuse me, excuse me.
729
00:53:49,930 --> 00:53:54,463
Hmm, I'll have a field green salad and... Oh, my God.
730
00:53:55,336 --> 00:53:58,325
What the, What? Scott?
731
00:54:00,127 --> 00:54:01,537
Calvin?
732
00:54:03,831 --> 00:54:06,625
Ahem... Sorry, uh...
733
00:54:07,317 --> 00:54:11,129
The dry cleaner in my neighborhood went up in smoke,
some big chemical fire.
734
00:54:11,339 --> 00:54:13,707
All my clothes, poof, gone.
735
00:54:14,141 --> 00:54:16,343
God, Your... Your weight.
736
00:54:16,883 --> 00:54:18,360
What happened?
737
00:54:19,630 --> 00:54:23,329
Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic.
738
00:54:23,497 --> 00:54:27,727
Almost killed me. But the guy
at the emergency room says...
739
00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:31,942
the swelling will go down. I hope.
740
00:54:32,204 --> 00:54:34,375
So... did I miss anything?
741
00:54:34,745 --> 00:54:37,322
No, we were, uh, just about to order lunch.
742
00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:39,116
Great! I'm starving.
743
00:54:39,316 --> 00:54:42,995
I'll have a salad and ice tea and dressing on the side.
744
00:54:43,262 --> 00:54:47,384
Ah, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very
light on the oil. Can you do that?
745
00:54:47,674 --> 00:54:49,560
And I'll have a Caesar. No dressing.
746
00:54:49,603 --> 00:54:53,213
And one of those homemade cookies,
the warm chocolate chip. No nuts.
747
00:54:53,497 --> 00:54:55,794
And a little slice of cheesecake.
Uh, creme brulee...
748
00:54:55,982 --> 00:54:59,553
and, um, hot fudge sundae, extra hot fudge.
749
00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:03,697
On the side.
750
00:55:05,017 --> 00:55:08,245
Anything to drink?
Ice-cold milk.
751
00:55:09,641 --> 00:55:11,315
Stung by a bee, Scott?
752
00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:13,400
A big bee.
753
00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:32,469
Finished?
754
00:55:38,592 --> 00:55:42,179
Okay, now, remember. This is just a storyboard.
755
00:55:43,130 --> 00:55:44,640
But here is our...
756
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,869
preliminary Total Tank TV spot.
757
00:55:49,515 --> 00:55:51,999
Okay, now, we've got Santa.
He's up in the North Pole.
758
00:55:52,106 --> 00:55:55,642
He's gettin' ready for... Christmas!
759
00:55:56,189 --> 00:55:58,251
Oh, no.
760
00:55:58,624 --> 00:56:03,462
Problem?
It's just a little thing. The elves.
761
00:56:03,499 --> 00:56:06,789
What about the elves?
They look so funny.
762
00:56:07,266 --> 00:56:10,225
They're supposed to look funny.
They're elves.
763
00:56:10,603 --> 00:56:15,396
Just my opinion, Can't they look a little younger with
silver specks on their cheeks?
764
00:56:16,775 --> 00:56:18,482
Can we contiue here?
765
00:56:18,882 --> 00:56:22,445
Okay, now this year Santa's Not
going out in a sleigh.
766
00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:27,053
This time he's goin' Total Tank!
767
00:56:27,499 --> 00:56:31,486
Wait a minute! No way! No way Santa's
goin' anywhere without his sleigh.
768
00:56:31,557 --> 00:56:34,075
He would if he's tryin' to sell the Total Tank.
769
00:56:34,227 --> 00:56:36,124
Well, isn't that a pretty picture?
770
00:56:36,462 --> 00:56:39,375
Santa rolling down the block in a panzer.
771
00:56:39,965 --> 00:56:42,290
Well, kids, I certainly hope
you've been good this year.
772
00:56:42,435 --> 00:56:44,317
'Cause it looks like Santa just
took out the Pearson home.
773
00:56:44,838 --> 00:56:46,202
Incoming!
Oh, please.
774
00:56:46,873 --> 00:56:49,387
And another thing. What about the reindeer?
775
00:56:49,609 --> 00:56:53,429
Reindeer and Santa. Santa and reindeer.
It's kind of a package deal.
776
00:56:53,652 --> 00:56:56,375
Calvin. You don't believe in Santa, do you?
777
00:56:56,450 --> 00:57:00,073
Calvin, can we get back to the presentation?
I’m not done yet.
778
00:57:00,386 --> 00:57:03,950
Since we've opened this box, have any
of you tried to build the Total Tank?
779
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:06,850
It's got 10,000 parts, and even if you do get it together...
780
00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:08,188
it breaks ten minutes later.
781
00:57:08,594 --> 00:57:10,340
Then you got to spend more money to buy more parts.
782
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,810
I thought that was the whole point.
No, no, no, no.
783
00:57:13,183 --> 00:57:17,927
What we got to do is develop a basic,
simple, inexpensive toy...
784
00:57:18,066 --> 00:57:20,730
that will nurture a child's creative thinking.
785
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:23,381
Calvin!
Here, try the brown ones.
786
00:57:23,722 --> 00:57:25,907
Can I see you outside a minute?
787
00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:34,373
I don't know what's happening to you.
788
00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:37,417
You're starting to look like the Pillsbury dough boy.
789
00:57:38,057 --> 00:57:41,615
You... You're falling apart. I know! I know.
790
00:57:42,128 --> 00:57:43,390
I don't know what came over me.
791
00:57:43,663 --> 00:57:48,600
Well, just get some help.
You should see a doctor, a shrink.
792
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,001
A dietitian, anything. Just get some help.
793
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,788
Okay, Scott. The time is up.
Ooh!
794
00:58:16,963 --> 00:58:19,528
Get over here and check your pulse.
All right.
795
00:58:22,001 --> 00:58:24,299
Okay, hmm?
796
00:58:25,304 --> 00:58:26,538
Ah.
797
00:58:28,907 --> 00:58:29,341
Huh!
798
00:58:30,408 --> 00:58:31,640
Well, nuts. I...
799
00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:34,647
Oh, no, uh, your pulse is great.
800
00:58:35,104 --> 00:58:37,679
I uh... I don't know, Scott.
You're as healthy as a horse.
801
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,273
Yeah. Clydesdale.
802
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,200
Okay, look. So, what?
You put on a little weight.
803
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,535
A little weight?
Does this look like a little weight to you?
804
00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:49,616
Weight can fluctuate from year to year.
805
00:58:49,992 --> 00:58:52,536
Fluctuate? You make it sound like
I'm retaining water.
806
00:58:52,994 --> 00:58:56,999
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
Pete, what's happening to me?
807
00:58:57,707 --> 00:58:59,960
What's your diet like?
Milk and cookies.
808
00:59:00,173 --> 00:59:02,003
Really?
But I don't finish all the milk.
809
00:59:02,254 --> 00:59:07,676
Well, then, there is your problem.
Just try to cut back on the sweets, Okay? Hah!
810
00:59:08,001 --> 00:59:13,014
Anything else?
Yeah. How fast does hair grow? Facial hair?
811
00:59:13,556 --> 00:59:14,541
What?
812
00:59:15,998 --> 00:59:18,436
I shave in the morning.
And in the afternoon, I look like this.
813
00:59:19,858 --> 00:59:22,816
Well, it could be a hormonal imbalance.
814
00:59:24,201 --> 00:59:26,736
That would explain the mood swings.
Mood swings?
815
00:59:27,037 --> 00:59:28,697
Yeah well, look at my hair. It's turning gray.
816
00:59:28,822 --> 00:59:30,532
It's middle age, buddy. It happens.
817
00:59:30,991 --> 00:59:33,497
And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair.
818
00:59:34,369 --> 00:59:39,599
Look, if it bothers you, you can dye it.
And you should diet! Ha, hah!
Ah, ha, hah!
819
00:59:39,749 --> 00:59:40,532
Ah, just kiddin'.
820
00:59:40,730 --> 00:59:45,338
Okay, up with the shirt.
Let's take a listen to the old ticker.
Whah Oh!
821
00:59:45,839 --> 00:59:50,010
Okay.
Ooh! That's cold. Ah.
822
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:03,231
[PLAYS JINGLE BELLS]
823
01:00:06,939 --> 01:00:07,873
Get it!
824
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:39,234
What?
825
01:00:41,941 --> 01:00:44,481
I want some ballet slippers.
826
01:01:02,829 --> 01:01:06,586
Hi Mom!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
827
01:01:06,799 --> 01:01:10,275
Hold on now. Wait a minute.
Wait, I'm not done.
Fax me!
828
01:01:10,568 --> 01:01:13,295
Hi, hey. This probably looks pretty odd, doesn't it?
829
01:01:13,455 --> 01:01:15,220
These kids lined up all by themselves.
830
01:01:15,508 --> 01:01:18,056
Scott, I think it's safe to say...
831
01:01:18,256 --> 01:01:21,268
you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.
832
01:01:21,448 --> 01:01:25,897
Here's my card. Call me.
833
01:01:26,918 --> 01:01:29,721
Scott, I... I really have to tell you
that this is beginning to scare me.
834
01:01:29,989 --> 01:01:33,584
I never in my wildest...
Well, no, okay, maybe my wildest...
835
01:01:33,613 --> 01:01:36,491
But certainly never in my normal dreams, well, I...
836
01:01:36,729 --> 01:01:38,789
But then this is Scott we're talking about, [Rambles]
Laura, the point. Oof!
837
01:01:38,992 --> 01:01:42,998
I never thought you would stoop
to changing your physical appearance...
838
01:01:43,135 --> 01:01:45,542
in order to make Charlie like you.
839
01:01:45,737 --> 01:01:49,087
Do you have any concept of how
dangerous this is to a little boy?
840
01:01:49,109 --> 01:01:52,007
Whoa, whoa. "How dangerous"?
Mom, what's the matter?
841
01:01:52,045 --> 01:01:54,968
Come on, Charlie. We're going home.
But we just started.
842
01:01:55,081 --> 01:01:57,262
Uh,... You let him stay. I'll go.
843
01:01:57,383 --> 01:02:00,765
If you don't get your act together, Scott, so help me...
Watch it folks.
844
01:02:00,865 --> 01:02:03,601
Mom!
I will just, Oh!
845
01:02:12,299 --> 01:02:16,489
Hi there.
Hi. I got a delivery for S.C.
846
01:02:16,495 --> 01:02:18,491
You S.C.?
Scott Calvin, that's me.
847
01:02:18,505 --> 01:02:19,817
Sign here, please.
848
01:02:20,308 --> 01:02:24,205
All right.
849
01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:26,733
Thanks. I'll get your packages.
Packages?
850
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:28,877
Yeah. There's quite a few of them.
That's great!
851
01:02:28,977 --> 01:02:32,464
I’ll leave the door open. Just leave them inside here.
Will do.
852
01:02:37,135 --> 01:02:38,525
[contemplative whistle]
853
01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:08,665
It's the list!
854
01:03:18,598 --> 01:03:20,692
"Armand Assante"?
855
01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:22,598
Yo!
856
01:03:23,969 --> 01:03:26,539
Hold it! Hold-Oh! Hold it!
857
01:03:27,607 --> 01:03:29,938
You! You! Take that...
Come on! Come on!
858
01:03:29,990 --> 01:03:31,564
Stay away from the truck.
859
01:03:31,612 --> 01:03:37,582
What am I supposed to do with all
these packages, guys? Come on! Ah!
860
01:03:39,587 --> 01:03:44,753
You know, I knew it. I knew that
something was going on. I just...
861
01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:48,921
What I can't believe is that he would
go behind our backs all this time...
862
01:03:48,996 --> 01:03:52,990
confusing Charlie again just...
863
01:03:53,066 --> 01:03:57,560
I, I What are...
What are we supposed to do?
864
01:03:57,638 --> 01:04:00,130
Well, there's one obvious alternative.
865
01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,136
Okay.
866
01:04:07,214 --> 01:04:09,148
Ah.
867
01:04:11,919 --> 01:04:14,980
Annie, nice.
Beep!
868
01:04:15,055 --> 01:04:17,922
Johnny, naughty "Johnny, wait up!"
869
01:04:17,992 --> 01:04:20,324
Gary, nice.
870
01:04:20,394 --> 01:04:22,328
Veronica, very nice.
871
01:04:23,896 --> 01:04:27,866
In your dreams, sleigh boy. Hmmm!
872
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:32,299
[SIGH]
873
01:04:51,992 --> 01:04:54,893
I'm in big trouble.
Mm-hmm.
874
01:04:56,062 --> 01:04:58,464
Thank you.
875
01:04:58,532 --> 01:05:01,558
Judge Waylands Office.
876
01:05:01,635 --> 01:05:04,900
Charlie, do you mind if I talk to you for a minute?
877
01:05:04,972 --> 01:05:07,669
It's okay, honey.
Come on.
878
01:05:10,411 --> 01:05:13,506
We won't be long.
879
01:05:16,617 --> 01:05:20,781
Are we doing the right thing, Neal?
880
01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:23,152
Something needs to shake Scott.
Yeah, but...
881
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:26,352
But to take away his visitation rights.
882
01:05:26,427 --> 01:05:29,954
Honey, the man is delusional.
Okay, okay.
883
01:05:30,030 --> 01:05:33,432
So maybe I’m having second thoughts, kind of. I just...
884
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,868
I mean, what was so bad about Charlie believing in Santa?
885
01:05:36,937 --> 01:05:39,099
Well, he's a little old.
886
01:05:39,173 --> 01:05:44,168
Oh, come on, Laura. Don't you remember when you stopped
believing in Santa Claus?
887
01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:49,114
I was Charlie's age, I guess.
888
01:05:49,183 --> 01:05:53,745
I wrote Santa a letter every week that year.
889
01:05:55,990 --> 01:06:00,826
Well, okay. You know, maybe. Maybe not every week.
890
01:06:00,894 --> 01:06:03,363
But...
891
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:07,867
Boy, I really wanted a "Mystery Date Game."
892
01:06:07,935 --> 01:06:10,768
Do you remember those?
893
01:06:10,838 --> 01:06:13,899
No. Of course you don't.
894
01:06:13,974 --> 01:06:16,500
You know, no one does.
895
01:06:16,577 --> 01:06:20,411
I don't even think they make them anymore, but...
896
01:06:21,849 --> 01:06:24,216
Well, anyway...
897
01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:28,016
Christmas morning came and...
898
01:06:28,088 --> 01:06:30,557
Oh, I got dozens of presents.
899
01:06:30,624 --> 01:06:34,652
I got everything.
900
01:06:35,729 --> 01:06:40,462
Except "Mystery Date."
901
01:06:42,369 --> 01:06:47,864
I was three, and it was an Oscar Mayer wienie whistle.
902
01:06:49,977 --> 01:06:54,437
Christmas came. No wienie whistle.
903
01:06:54,515 --> 01:06:57,974
And that's when I stopped believing.
904
01:06:58,052 --> 01:07:00,248
You were three?
905
01:07:00,321 --> 01:07:03,086
Yeah.
906
01:07:03,157 --> 01:07:05,489
Oh, Neal.
907
01:07:07,895 --> 01:07:10,091
Where's Charlie?
908
01:07:10,164 --> 01:07:12,496
I want to talk to him.
He's with the judge.
909
01:07:14,835 --> 01:07:18,362
Dad!
910
01:07:18,439 --> 01:07:22,876
It's all okay. I told the judge everything...
911
01:07:22,943 --> 01:07:25,878
about you and the North Pole.
912
01:07:25,946 --> 01:07:30,281
After reviewing all of your testimonies,
I've come to a very difficult decision.
913
01:07:30,351 --> 01:07:34,379
I'm sorry to do this in light
of the holiday season.
914
01:07:34,455 --> 01:07:38,187
But in the best interest of the child...
915
01:07:38,258 --> 01:07:42,217
I'm granting the petition of Dr. and Mrs. Miller.
916
01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:49,928
Mr.Calvin, as of today, all of your visitation rights are suspended...
917
01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:54,373
pending a hearing after the first of the year.
918
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,515
Hey, Neal.
Scott?
919
01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,517
You're not supposed to be here.
920
01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:42,044
Don't make me beat you up, Neal.
Oh, would Santa really beat someone up?
921
01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:45,922
I'm this close.
So you still believe you're Santa?
922
01:08:45,993 --> 01:08:48,792
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
923
01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:52,696
Of course you are, Dad.
How can you say that?
924
01:08:52,766 --> 01:08:56,430
Think of all those kids.
The only kid I'm thinkin' about is you.
925
01:08:56,504 --> 01:09:00,236
Dad, I'm fine.
You can't let them down.
926
01:09:00,307 --> 01:09:03,368
They all believe in you.
Charlie, listen.
927
01:09:03,444 --> 01:09:07,972
You listen! You think you know who he is. You don't!
Charlie.
928
01:09:08,048 --> 01:09:11,040
Honey, listen. You're confused.
929
01:09:11,118 --> 01:09:15,578
I know exactly who he is.Charlie! He's not Santa.
930
01:09:15,656 --> 01:09:19,752
He is too Santa. We went to the North Pole together.
931
01:09:19,827 --> 01:09:24,924
I saw it. The elves are real old
even though they look like me.
932
01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:28,901
Bernard called me sport, 'cause he
knew everything. Right, Dad?
933
01:09:30,471 --> 01:09:32,997
Remember!
934
01:09:55,696 --> 01:10:00,327
Thank you, Charlie.
Thank you.
935
01:10:00,401 --> 01:10:02,631
I love you, Dad.
936
01:10:05,005 --> 01:10:07,804
Could you guys leave us alone for a minute?
937
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:11,038
I mean, so I can say good-bye to him properly?
938
01:10:14,219 --> 01:10:17,881
Sure!
939
01:10:21,955 --> 01:10:24,287
So, you saw the ball come to life?
940
01:10:24,358 --> 01:10:29,387
You bet I did. Well, Charlie,
I guess I better go.
941
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:32,956
I'll get my stuff.
Wait, sport. Wait, wait.
942
01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:37,631
I think it's a much better idea
if you stayed here with your mom.
943
01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:39,696
I want to be with you, Dad.
944
01:10:39,773 --> 01:10:43,300
Boy, I love hearing you say that.
945
01:10:43,377 --> 01:10:46,506
You mean I can go?
946
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:49,572
Boy, this bird is dry.
947
01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:51,914
Haven't you people heard about basting?
948
01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:53,920
Bernard!
949
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,252
Hi ya, sport.
950
01:10:56,323 --> 01:11:00,487
Bernard, can I go? Please, can I go, Bernard?
It's okay with me.
951
01:11:00,561 --> 01:11:05,362
Charlie, if I uh...
952
01:11:08,969 --> 01:11:10,903
Charlie?
953
01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:18,904
Scott!
954
01:11:20,247 --> 01:11:23,342
Charlie!
955
01:11:25,486 --> 01:11:28,547
This... is our perpetrator!
956
01:11:28,622 --> 01:11:31,592
Scott Calvin, 38 years old.
957
01:11:31,659 --> 01:11:34,253
Believes himself to be Santa Claus.
958
01:11:34,328 --> 01:11:37,923
Ladies and gentlemen, this one
is not going to be easy to find.
959
01:11:37,998 --> 01:11:40,524
Won't the bright red suit and beard give him away?
960
01:11:42,303 --> 01:11:45,898
Charlie's got some great ideas on how to keep you safe.
961
01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:48,499
Santa, this is Quintin, head of research and development.
962
01:11:48,576 --> 01:11:51,045
Quintin, good to meet ya.
Hello, Santa.
963
01:11:51,111 --> 01:11:55,105
Charlie and I have put our heads together. I
think we've got a few surprises for you.
964
01:11:55,182 --> 01:11:58,777
This is some of the best stuff that's
come out of the workshop since the ball.
965
01:11:58,853 --> 01:12:01,083
Fabulous. What happens if I fall off the roof?
966
01:12:01,155 --> 01:12:03,487
Is this the most current photo you have?
967
01:12:03,557 --> 01:12:07,289
Hold on.
968
01:12:11,198 --> 01:12:13,132
Hello?
969
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:16,500
Mom!
Oh, Charlie. Oh, my God.
970
01:12:16,570 --> 01:12:19,437
Honey, how are you?
W-Where are you?
971
01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:23,410
Are you okay?
I'm fine. We're up at the North Pole.
972
01:12:23,477 --> 01:12:27,141
Charlie, are you sure you're okay?
I'm terrific.
973
01:12:27,214 --> 01:12:29,478
I'm helping the elves build a new sleigh.
974
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:32,178
We're trying for a vertical takeoff. Well, gotta go.
975
01:12:32,252 --> 01:12:34,186
The elves need me.
No. Charlie, wait.
976
01:12:34,255 --> 01:12:38,192
No. Don't hang up. Charlie, don't
See you at Christmas.
977
01:12:38,259 --> 01:12:41,251
Fireplaces will no longer be a problem.
978
01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:51,333
It's a new fabric. Completely flame retardant.
979
01:12:51,405 --> 01:12:53,169
It's light, yet durable.
980
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,369
And you can wear the jumpsuit under your coat and pants.
981
01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:59,811
But what do I do if I fall off a roof?
982
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:05,143
We'll cordon off a three-block radius
around Dr. Miller's house.
983
01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:08,951
Calvin is to be apprehended unharmed.
984
01:13:09,023 --> 01:13:12,516
And remember, he'll probably be dressed like Santa Claus.
985
01:13:33,647 --> 01:13:36,548
♫ I got to have a shot ♫
986
01:13:36,617 --> 01:13:40,985
♫ Of what you got
it's oh, so sweet ♫
987
01:13:41,023 --> 01:13:43,822
♫ You got to make it hot ♫
988
01:13:43,893 --> 01:13:48,394
Freeze!
What?
♫ Like a boomerang I need a repeat ♫
989
01:13:48,564 --> 01:13:55,665
♫ Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too ♫
Not even my suit. It's a rental.
990
01:13:56,270 --> 01:14:01,765
♫ Gimme all your lovin'
Don't let up until we 're through ♫
991
01:14:01,842 --> 01:14:04,106
"From Comet, To Santa."
Did you make the card?
992
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:07,910
It's a nice rope. Just in case I fall off the roof?
993
01:14:07,982 --> 01:14:12,886
Comet, this means a lot to me. Thanks, buddy.
994
01:14:12,953 --> 01:14:15,718
♫ If I Blow my top ♫
995
01:14:16,890 --> 01:14:20,724
♫ Will you let it
go to your head ♫
996
01:14:20,794 --> 01:14:24,355
♫ Gimme all your lovin ♫
997
01:14:24,431 --> 01:14:27,401
♫ All your hugs and kisses too ♫
All right, let's go!
998
01:14:27,468 --> 01:14:30,460
You ready to go, sport?
You betcha, Dad.
999
01:14:30,537 --> 01:14:33,472
Now Dasher, now Dancer!
Now Prancer and Vixen!
1000
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:37,807
On Comet, on Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
Hah!
1001
01:14:37,878 --> 01:14:40,347
“Hah!"
1002
01:14:40,414 --> 01:14:44,749
Bye! Bye, Quintin!
Bye, Peewee!
1003
01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:46,752
Merry Christmas!
1004
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,949
Hyah! Ooh!
1005
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:04,161
Take your time.
1006
01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:09,267
Turn to your right. Hello!
1007
01:15:09,343 --> 01:15:12,108
No.
1008
01:15:12,179 --> 01:15:15,274
Charlie, stay in your seat.
1009
01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:18,250
I gotta show you this.
Radar-jamming jingle bells...
1010
01:15:18,319 --> 01:15:20,617
snow screen
1011
01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:23,282
DC-10 alert and air freshener.
1012
01:15:23,357 --> 01:15:26,588
Wow!
And most important of all...
1013
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,492
your hat,
My hat?
1014
01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:30,621
It's lined with a two-way radio.
1015
01:15:30,698 --> 01:15:35,329
Microphone's in here.
It connects you directly to Judy.
1016
01:15:35,403 --> 01:15:38,134
Wait a minute. What's this?
Oh, that's a C.D.
1017
01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:42,836
Compact Disc?
No. Cookie/Cocoa Dispenser.
1018
01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:44,901
The cocoa comes out nice and hot.
1019
01:15:44,979 --> 01:15:47,846
And... out pops a cookie.
1020
01:15:47,915 --> 01:15:50,976
How could I have done this without ya, Charlie?
1021
01:15:51,051 --> 01:15:54,681
You couldn't.
1022
01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:15,406
Shh.
1023
01:16:18,212 --> 01:16:20,146
You're fatter this year.
1024
01:16:20,214 --> 01:16:22,911
Thank you very much.
You've grown too.
1025
01:16:22,983 --> 01:16:27,318
And you were a very good girl this year,
but I want you to go back to sleep, okay?
1026
01:16:41,602 --> 01:16:45,095
I think the milk's a little sour.
It's soy milk.
1027
01:16:45,172 --> 01:16:48,836
Huh?
You said you were lactose intolerant.
1028
01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:52,539
I did say that, didn't I?
Thanks for remembering.
1029
01:16:52,613 --> 01:16:54,911
Go to sleep.
1030
01:16:57,518 --> 01:16:59,612
Merry Christmas, Sara.
1031
01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:03,419
Merry Christmas, Santa.
1032
01:17:04,992 --> 01:17:07,154
Look, there's Mom and Neal's street.
1033
01:17:07,228 --> 01:17:09,219
Can we go there next?
Sure.
1034
01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:11,924
I made something for them at the workshop.
1035
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:37,780
Freeze!
1036
01:17:37,858 --> 01:17:41,726
Ah, ho, ho! You officers really gave me a start.
1037
01:17:41,796 --> 01:17:44,094
Merry Christmas, guys.
Not for you, fat boy.
1038
01:17:44,165 --> 01:17:47,726
"Fat boy"? Guys.
1039
01:17:47,802 --> 01:17:50,794
Ah, ah, ah! Nice and easy now.
Oh!
1040
01:17:50,871 --> 01:17:53,250
Guys, guys. I got a lot of work to do.
This is a big mistake.
1041
01:17:53,274 --> 01:17:56,471
You got to watch the suit too. This is
so old. It's an antique, you know.
1042
01:17:56,544 --> 01:17:59,275
Where's the boy? He's in the sleigh.
1043
01:17:59,347 --> 01:18:01,338
We got Calvin. We're bringing him out.
1044
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:04,817
Santa, are you okay?
Over, over.
1045
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:14,838
Watch your head.
Santa? Are you all right?
1046
01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,695
Santa?
It'll be okay, kids.
1047
01:18:17,765 --> 01:18:20,700
Let him go! Let Santa go!
1048
01:18:36,717 --> 01:18:39,709
Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine.
1049
01:18:48,095 --> 01:18:53,261
We've got a problem. Santa was at
the Millers, but he's not responding.
1050
01:18:53,334 --> 01:18:57,635
Well, time to deploy E.L.F.S.
1051
01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:05,709
Let's go!
1052
01:19:09,049 --> 01:19:13,008
Go, go, go, go!
1053
01:19:39,447 --> 01:19:42,576
Look, I know you're Scott Calvin.
1054
01:19:42,650 --> 01:19:46,951
You know you're Scott Calvin.
So let's make this simple.
1055
01:19:47,021 --> 01:19:51,515
I say, name. You say, Scott Calvin.
1056
01:19:53,127 --> 01:19:56,791
Name?
Kriss Kringle.
1057
01:19:56,864 --> 01:20:00,994
Name?
Sinter Klas.
1058
01:20:01,068 --> 01:20:03,537
Name?
Pere Noel.
1059
01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:07,063
Buono Natale.
Pelz-Nicole.
1060
01:20:07,141 --> 01:20:09,872
Topo Gigio.
1061
01:20:09,944 --> 01:20:15,075
Okay, Calvin. Maybe a couple of hours
in the tank will change your mind.
1062
01:20:35,736 --> 01:20:37,830
Charlie?
Yeah?
1063
01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:40,567
Don't worry. We're the good guys.
1064
01:20:40,641 --> 01:20:43,133
Come on. Let's go save Santa.
1065
01:20:47,081 --> 01:20:50,984
We can't. The police are watching this place.
1066
01:20:51,051 --> 01:20:55,852
Yeah, they probably are.
But you see, we weren't figuring
on walking out the front door.
1067
01:20:55,923 --> 01:21:00,292
We find that we can get around
a lot faster if we fly.
1068
01:21:00,361 --> 01:21:02,352
Now... grab hold of my hand.
1069
01:21:03,697 --> 01:21:05,665
And hang on tight.
1070
01:21:05,733 --> 01:21:08,634
And Charlie?
Yeah?
1071
01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:12,263
Don't ever try this without elf super vision.
1072
01:21:22,216 --> 01:21:25,242
Hmm, Hah!
Ahhh!
1073
01:21:52,113 --> 01:21:54,081
We're looking for Santa Claus.
1074
01:21:54,148 --> 01:21:57,413
Go home, kids. Visiting hours are over.
1075
01:21:57,484 --> 01:22:01,182
We're not kids, and we're not visiting.
1076
01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:05,715
We're here to bust out my dad. You're the Calvin boy.
1077
01:22:08,863 --> 01:22:10,888
Who are these other kids?
1078
01:22:10,965 --> 01:22:13,559
We're your worst nightmare.
1079
01:22:13,634 --> 01:22:16,331
Elves with attitude.
1080
01:22:16,403 --> 01:22:17,928
Oh!
1081
01:22:29,817 --> 01:22:33,515
Shouldn't have had that doughnut. Oh!
1082
01:22:34,655 --> 01:22:36,783
Untie me! I mean it!
1083
01:22:36,857 --> 01:22:39,258
Untie...
1084
01:22:41,895 --> 01:22:44,296
Charlie!
Are you okay, Dad?
1085
01:22:44,365 --> 01:22:46,561
I am now.
1086
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,472
How'd you do that?
1087
01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:57,943
Tinsel. Not just for decoration.
1088
01:22:58,012 --> 01:22:59,946
Hmph.
1089
01:23:00,014 --> 01:23:03,644
Hey, excuse me.
Can I get some of that tinsel?
1090
01:23:06,954 --> 01:23:10,254
Mom?
1091
01:23:10,324 --> 01:23:12,622
Mom!
1092
01:23:14,061 --> 01:23:17,463
Neal? I'm home!
1093
01:23:17,531 --> 01:23:19,727
Charlie?
1094
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:24,130
Charlie? Oh, my God, Charlie! Charlie.
1095
01:23:24,204 --> 01:23:28,107
Sweetheart. Oh, God.
Come here, come here.
1096
01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:31,076
Oh, my boy. Oh, sweetheart. Oh!
1097
01:23:31,145 --> 01:23:33,443
My boy, you're home!
1098
01:23:33,514 --> 01:23:36,609
Oh, I missed you so much.
How are you?
1099
01:23:36,684 --> 01:23:40,416
I'm fine, Mom.
Are you okay? Look at me.
1100
01:23:40,487 --> 01:23:43,855
Oh, Charlie, I missed you, honey,
Mom, I'm fine. It's okay.
1101
01:23:43,924 --> 01:23:46,689
I was so worried.
Mom, put me down.
1102
01:23:46,761 --> 01:23:50,425
Stop kissing me.
I don't have a lot of time.
1103
01:23:52,833 --> 01:23:55,825
Did you leave the gifts
I made under the tree?
1104
01:23:55,903 --> 01:23:58,099
You bet I did.
We better go.
1105
01:23:58,172 --> 01:24:00,834
No, Charlie. No, no, no.No! Wait, Charlie.
1106
01:24:00,908 --> 01:24:02,842
It's okay, Laura.
1107
01:24:05,679 --> 01:24:10,082
Actually, I... I think it's a much better idea...
1108
01:24:10,150 --> 01:24:12,778
that you stay here with your mom and Neal.
1109
01:24:12,853 --> 01:24:15,982
Really?
But, Dad...
1110
01:24:16,056 --> 01:24:19,617
No buts, Charlie.
I can't be selfish.
1111
01:24:19,693 --> 01:24:21,661
I can't be with ya all the time.
1112
01:24:21,729 --> 01:24:23,993
We're a family.
1113
01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:26,294
You, me, your mom...
1114
01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:30,162
and Neal.
1115
01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:33,366
And they need to be with ya too.
1116
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,909
I miss you too much.
1117
01:24:35,976 --> 01:24:39,310
Come here a minute.
1118
01:24:43,617 --> 01:24:45,642
Ah, listen to me.
1119
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:49,213
Come on, listen. There's
a lot of kids out there.
1120
01:24:49,290 --> 01:24:52,555
Okay? Millions of kids.
1121
01:24:52,626 --> 01:24:57,530
They all believe in me.
They're counting on me, Charlie.
1122
01:24:57,598 --> 01:25:01,831
I'm not gonna let 'em down.
I got a lot of work to do.
1123
01:25:01,902 --> 01:25:04,837
So I can't be selfish either.
1124
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:10,577
You gave me a wonderful gift, Charlie.
Listen, a wonderful gift.
1125
01:25:10,644 --> 01:25:13,705
You believed in me when nobody else did.
1126
01:25:13,781 --> 01:25:17,411
You helped make me Santa.
1127
01:25:17,485 --> 01:25:20,420
Selfish? Come on.
1128
01:25:20,488 --> 01:25:24,015
You're the least selfish person I know.
1129
01:25:27,594 --> 01:25:30,393
I love you, Santa Claus.
1130
01:25:30,464 --> 01:25:33,764
I love you, son.
1131
01:25:36,704 --> 01:25:39,264
Shh.
1132
01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:43,709
It's okay. Okay.
It's okay. Shh.
1133
01:25:52,219 --> 01:25:55,416
Laura, what do you think? Christmas Eve
you guys spend with Charlie?
1134
01:25:58,192 --> 01:26:00,684
Oh, my God.
1135
01:26:01,762 --> 01:26:04,254
It's you.
1136
01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:08,063
It really is you.
1137
01:26:10,271 --> 01:26:16,074
You really are... Santa Claus.
1138
01:26:16,143 --> 01:26:20,341
Pretty cool, huh?
Oh, my God.
1139
01:26:20,414 --> 01:26:24,317
And your parents thought I'd never amount to anything.
1140
01:26:24,385 --> 01:26:28,083
Wait. Don't go yet.
I have something for you.
1141
01:26:28,155 --> 01:26:31,318
It's Santa.
1142
01:26:34,261 --> 01:26:37,526
Scott.
Neal.
1143
01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:49,275
Santa?
1144
01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:51,607
It's okay, Neal.
1145
01:26:53,514 --> 01:26:55,539
Here.
1146
01:26:56,784 --> 01:26:59,253
It's um, Well, it's...
1147
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:03,188
It's my Christmas present for you.
It's the custody papers.
1148
01:27:03,257 --> 01:27:08,525
And, I want you to come and
see Charlie as often as you can.
1149
01:27:08,595 --> 01:27:10,962
You can count on it.
1150
01:27:11,031 --> 01:27:13,159
Thanks, Laura.
1151
01:27:17,104 --> 01:27:20,563
Merry Christmas.
1152
01:27:20,641 --> 01:27:24,043
What's all this boo-hooing goin'on here?
Hey, how ya doin'?
1153
01:27:24,111 --> 01:27:26,478
It's nothing, Bernard.
I'm just saying good-bye to Charlie.
1154
01:27:26,547 --> 01:27:30,984
What good-bye? You still got the glass ball right?
Yeah.
1155
01:27:31,051 --> 01:27:35,420
Well, all ya got to do is shake it
whenever you want to see your Dad.
1156
01:27:35,489 --> 01:27:38,652
Really?
He can come back to see you...
1157
01:27:38,726 --> 01:27:40,694
anytime day or night.
1158
01:27:40,761 --> 01:27:42,752
Hey, have I ever steered ya wrong?
1159
01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:47,600
Nice sweater.
1160
01:27:47,668 --> 01:27:50,660
Hey, did we make this?
1161
01:27:50,738 --> 01:27:55,835
Laura. He's sucking us into his delusions.
1162
01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:59,778
Look at the elaborate measures he's taken.
1163
01:27:59,847 --> 01:28:03,545
Neal, relax.
1164
01:28:03,617 --> 01:28:06,678
I'll explain it to you later.
1165
01:28:08,155 --> 01:28:11,420
Where'd he go?
1166
01:28:22,436 --> 01:28:24,370
Now, go, go!
1167
01:28:24,438 --> 01:28:26,634
Team one!
1168
01:28:33,247 --> 01:28:35,648
Okay, stand back, folks.
Give us some room.
1169
01:28:35,716 --> 01:28:37,445
Here you go, sir.
Thanks.
1170
01:28:37,518 --> 01:28:41,614
Return to your homes! Stay off the street!
1171
01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:43,919
Come on, folks. Let us do our job here.
1172
01:28:43,991 --> 01:28:46,756
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hi!
1173
01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:49,091
Um, you know, you don't have to send anybody...
1174
01:28:49,163 --> 01:28:53,225
Hey! Hey! My gosh! That's my ex-husband
and he's already up the chimney.
1175
01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:55,098
Chief, look up there.
1176
01:28:57,972 --> 01:29:01,101
Santa Claus!
1177
01:29:01,175 --> 01:29:03,109
Santa.
1178
01:29:05,212 --> 01:29:08,011
Look!
1179
01:29:11,986 --> 01:29:15,479
What is it?
1180
01:29:17,591 --> 01:29:19,525
Oh, wow!
1181
01:29:19,593 --> 01:29:21,618
Up there.
Do you see it?
1182
01:29:21,695 --> 01:29:24,926
Hey, do you see it?
1183
01:29:27,234 --> 01:29:29,862
Good-bye, Charlie.
Bye, Dad!
1184
01:29:29,937 --> 01:29:33,703
Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a good night!
1185
01:29:38,012 --> 01:29:40,106
I'm sorry, Charlie.
1186
01:29:40,181 --> 01:29:44,140
That's okay, Neal. You were just denying your inner child.
1187
01:29:44,218 --> 01:29:49,987
You're gonna make a great psychiatrist one day, kid.
1188
01:29:50,057 --> 01:29:54,619
No, I think I'm going to go into the family business.
1189
01:29:59,934 --> 01:30:02,198
Look out below!
1190
01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,874
My wienie whistle.
1191
01:30:47,014 --> 01:30:49,676
Bye!
Merry Christmas!
1192
01:31:07,768 --> 01:31:10,794
Charlie? Time to come inside.
1193
01:31:12,973 --> 01:31:15,465
Mom, this stupid ball. It's not working!
1194
01:31:22,183 --> 01:31:24,515
Shoot.
1195
01:31:29,290 --> 01:31:33,591
Hey sport!
Dad!
1196
01:31:33,661 --> 01:31:36,722
You miss me already?
I've been gone, what? Ten minutes?
1197
01:31:36,797 --> 01:31:40,062
Give me a break.
I was on my way to Cleveland.
1198
01:31:40,134 --> 01:31:42,398
Come here and give me a hug.
1199
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:49,974
Ohhh! Mmmm!
1200
01:31:51,178 --> 01:31:54,273
Do you want to go for a quick ride?
Yeah!
1201
01:31:54,348 --> 01:31:55,816
Yeah!
1202
01:31:55,883 --> 01:31:59,342
Of course, it's up to your mom.
Please, Mom.
1203
01:32:01,989 --> 01:32:03,980
Go on. Get outta here!
1204
01:32:05,893 --> 01:32:08,419
All right.
Hold on.
1205
01:32:12,766 --> 01:32:15,997
On our way.
Bye, Mom!
1206
01:32:20,274 --> 01:32:22,299
Just a quick one.
1207
01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:24,606
And, uh...
1208
01:32:24,678 --> 01:32:28,342
not over any oceans, Scott.
1209
01:32:28,415 --> 01:32:31,544
Bye, Mom! Bye!
Scott.
1210
01:32:31,619 --> 01:32:33,815
Scott!
1211
01:32:33,887 --> 01:32:36,720
Santa!
1212
01:33:15,696 --> 01:33:19,132
♫ All the brightly colored ♫
paper
1213
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:22,465
♫ Lies around
the Christmas tree ♫
1214
01:33:22,536 --> 01:33:24,868
♫ While mothers shake
their heads ♫
1215
01:33:24,939 --> 01:33:29,672
♫ And pack the decorations
carefully, ♫
1216
01:33:36,517 --> 01:33:40,044
♫ Ah the little children
know that ♫
1217
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,385
♫ Monday's just another day ♫
1218
01:33:43,457 --> 01:33:46,859
♫ They feel a little sad
to think ♫
1219
01:33:46,927 --> 01:33:50,295
♫ That Santa's gone away ♫
1220
01:33:50,364 --> 01:33:53,732
♫ But Christmas will return ♫
1221
01:33:53,801 --> 01:33:57,294
♫ And joyful hearts
like candles burn ♫
1222
01:33:57,371 --> 01:34:00,807
♫ With love for all
the little ones ♫
1223
01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:04,243
♫ In countries far and near ♫
1224
01:34:04,311 --> 01:34:07,713
♫ And if we live and learn ♫
1225
01:34:07,781 --> 01:34:11,217
♫ To show the world
our real concern ♫
1226
01:34:11,285 --> 01:34:14,255
♫ Then Christmas
will return, yeah ♫
1227
01:34:14,321 --> 01:34:17,484
♫ Every year ♫
1228
01:34:17,558 --> 01:34:21,461
♫ Every year ♫
1229
01:34:21,528 --> 01:34:23,963
♫ Yeah ♫
1230
01:34:25,299 --> 01:34:28,860
♫ Take a little
Christmas spirit ♫
1231
01:34:28,936 --> 01:34:32,338
♫ With you into
each new year ♫
1232
01:34:32,406 --> 01:34:35,671
♫ Make a little
Christmas spirit ♫
1233
01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:40,271
♫ Last 'til
Easter Sunday's here ♫
1234
01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:46,345
♫ Take it with you
through the summer ♫
1235
01:34:46,420 --> 01:34:49,617
♫ 'Til the autumn leaves
arrive ♫
1236
01:34:49,690 --> 01:34:53,024
♫ In the bitter cold
of winter ♫
1237
01:34:53,093 --> 01:34:56,461
♫ The spark is still alive ♫
1238
01:34:56,530 --> 01:34:59,966
♫ Christmas will return ♫
1239
01:35:00,034 --> 01:35:03,527
♫ And joyful hearts
like candles burn ♫
1240
01:35:03,604 --> 01:35:06,904
♫ With love for all
the little ones ♫
1241
01:35:06,974 --> 01:35:10,410
♫ In countries far and near ♫
1242
01:35:10,478 --> 01:35:13,880
;And if we live and learn ♫
1243
01:35:13,948 --> 01:35:17,407
♫ To show the world
our real concern ♫
1244
01:35:17,484 --> 01:35:20,749
♫ Then Christmas will return ♫
1245
01:35:20,821 --> 01:35:24,621
♫ Every year ♫
1246
01:35:24,692 --> 01:35:27,957
♫ Christmas will return ♫
1247
01:35:29,697 --> 01:35:32,166
♫ So much ♫
1248
01:35:32,233 --> 01:35:35,828
♫ Love for the little ones ♫
1249
01:35:37,638 --> 01:35:41,802
♫ Oh, they can
live and learn ♫
1250
01:35:51,051 --> 01:35:53,452
♫ Yeah ♫
1251
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:55,818
♫ Yeah ♫
1252
01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:59,348
♫ Take it with you
through the summer ♫
1253
01:35:59,427 --> 01:36:03,091
♫ 'Til the autumn leaves
arrive ♫
1254
01:36:03,163 --> 01:36:06,224
♫ In the bitter cold
of winter ♫
1255
01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:12,262
♫ See the spark
is still alive ♫
1256
01:36:12,339 --> 01:36:16,742
♫ Oh, oh
Christmas will return ♫
1257
01:36:16,810 --> 01:36:20,110
♫ Joyful hearts
like candles burn ♫
1258
01:36:20,180 --> 01:36:23,582
♫ With love for all
the little ones ♫
1259
01:36:23,651 --> 01:36:27,110
♫ In counties far and near ♫
1260
01:36:27,188 --> 01:36:30,590
♫ If we live and learn ♫
1261
01:36:30,658 --> 01:36:33,559
♫ To show the world
our real concern ♫
1262
01:36:33,627 --> 01:36:37,154
♫ Christmas will return ♫
1263
01:36:37,231 --> 01:36:39,666
♫ Every year ♫
1264
01:36:39,733 --> 01:36:42,998
♫ Every year ♫
1265
01:36:47,241 --> 01:36:52,236
♫ Every year ♫
101317
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof