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[♪♪♪]
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SPIDER-MAN: The dictionary
defines "defenestration"
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as the act of throwing
a person or thing out a window.
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Really not my favorite word.
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SPIDER-MAN: Okay, where's
the dude with the nasty 'tude?
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Whoa!
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[CACKLING]
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Present and accounted for.
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[ALL GASP]
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[CROWD CLAMORING]
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Hey. Did I mess up your costume?
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Leave off the threads, Emerald Elf,
and that's an order.
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Ah. But the Green Goblin
doesn't take orders from insects.
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The Green Goblin
swats them into oblivion.
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That's a common misconception.
Spiders are actually arachnids...
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Ha-ha-ha!
Uh-oh!
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[CACKLES]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪♪
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[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
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[CROWD YELLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GREEN GOBLIN YELLS]
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[CROWD GASPS]
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May I see your invitation,
Spider-Man?
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Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to
ask you to leave.
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Leave now? When Table 7
needs more hors d'oeuvres?
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SPIDER-MAN: How'd a night that
started out so sweet go south so fast?
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And how'd I manage to leave my tux
at tonight's other black tie affair?
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[SCRATCHING]
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Thanks for the ride, Harry.
HARRY: No prob.
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My chauffeur's at our beck and call.
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Don't forget to vote
for king and queen.
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Who are you voting for, Glory?
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Ha, ha. Me and Liz, of course.
Who else is worthy? Ha-ha-ha!
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I think we know the answer
to that, don't we, Rand?
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Far as I'm concerned,
Osborn can have the crown.
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His limo. His after-party.
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Dude rules.
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We're going to Le Hisayfitte,
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the best restaurant in town.
My treat.
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Osborn, you the man.
Ha! You know it.
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Hi, Harry.
Did you just get here?
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Hey, let's get a picture.
You know, preserve the moment.
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Guess that bow tie stops the blood
from reaching his ears or brain.
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And the chocolate soufflé
is a must.
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They top it with
powdered sugar and gold dust.
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I don't believe it.
It's true. Real gold dust.
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Uh, guys?
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[♪♪♪]
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JAMESON: Miss Brant! This
fershlugginer bowtie's defective.
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I want a new one round my neck.
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Come on, Mr. J., an investigation
into Spider-Man's identity.
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"See the face behind the mask."
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Ohh. And if the face
is Joe Shmoe?
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Hold still, please.
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All you'll do is make
web-head a regular guy.
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And who'll pay to see pictures
of a regular guy?
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Depends on what that
regular guy does, right, Pop?
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John, my boy. Oh!
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Give your old man a hug.
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Hey, Mr. Robertson.
You keeping Pop in line?
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I do my best, son.
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You know, he's awful proud of you.
Why shouldn't I be?
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Betty Brant, Ned Lee, meet my son
Air Force Colonel John Jameson.
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John's piloting his first mission
on the space shuttle
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so I'm taking him out for one final
night on the town... Uh, planet.
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Get it? Foswell. Benny.
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Come meet my son the astronaut.
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Ned.
That Spider-Man exposé?
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Run with it.
See where it leads.
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Mary Jane Watson,
this is Professor Warren.
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I'm his star pupil.
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GWEN:
He said he wasn't coming.
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Guess he meant
he wasn't coming with me.
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FLASH: How the heck
did Puny Parker land her?
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Pete cleans up well.
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It's not just the food.
The view from the private room...
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Geeks like Parker do not get girls
who look like her. I mean, like us.
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She must have lost a bet.
Ah! The bet. That's it.
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Mary Jane Watson, I'd like you to meet
Flash, Liz, Rand, Sally, Glory
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and my best bud, Harry.
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They're popular.
Ah. The in-crowd.
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Exactly.
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So, Parker,
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you actually
got yourself a date.
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I mean, sure, Mary here's not
the 20-year-old you wanted to bring
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but at least she's nonfictional.
So I guess you win the bet.
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[LAUGHS]
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What'd you bet?
Loser dresses
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as a cheerleader for Halloween.
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Well, big boy, I hope you've got
the legs for the skirt.
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Come on, tiger,
let's hit the dance floor.
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I wanna see what you've got.
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[DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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We're dancing.
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Uh, shall we?
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Maybe when everyone has
a little less to prove, you know?
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Less to prove. Right.
Want some punch?
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Please.
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KONG:
Look, Glory,
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I know I was a jerk, but...
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But I'm really sorry.
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Just give me
one more chance. Please?
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Oh, Kenny.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GRUNTS]
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Uh, hello? ls someone there?
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[YELLS]
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Oh, look at yourself, Otto.
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You're afraid of your own shadow.
Ha, ha.
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Next you'll see
gremlins in the machinery.
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Or little green men.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, the glider. No, that's
Mr. Osborn's TechFlight glider.
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[CACKLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[MAN GRUNTING]
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MAN: All's I'm saying is I
could have cracked it open there.
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Cops would have cracked you open.
Cops or Spider-Man.
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Hammerhead's waiting
for the Big Man's cut.
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Forget the crowbar, blow it up.
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Aw, blow yourself up.
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[YELLS]
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Did someone mention explosives?
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Get the freak.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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I meant get the freak
anything he wants.
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What I want
is your undying loyalty.
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Or the dying kind.
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The Green Goblin
is nothing if not flexible.
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Appreciate the help,
but we work for the Big Man.
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We switch loyalties, and we might
as well tie on the toe tags ourselves.
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I'm good with knots too.
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As for the Big Man, the party's over.
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[CATS MEOWING]
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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[PLAYING SOFT JAZZ MUSIC]
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If I might have your attention.
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As many of you know,
I am your host,
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L. Thompson Lincoln.
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Thank you all for coming to support
the Lincoln Dynamic Youth Center.
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Some shindig, eh, Johnny boy?
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It's great, Pop,
but to be honest,
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I was looking forward to it just
being you, me and a rare steak.
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Come on. Lincoln's got enough
of the Bugle's money.
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We can be at Luigi's in 88 seconds.
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THUG: Sorry. Elevator's
out of order. Stairs too.
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Of course, you could try a window.
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[ALL GASP]
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THUG:
Oops. Too late.
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[CACKLING]
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Hello. Good evening. Bonsoir.
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I am the Green Goblin
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and I am looking for the Big Man.
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Sir, I don't know who you are, but...
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Of course you don't.
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That's the point of the mask, genius.
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[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLES]
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But I know who you are, crime king.
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So step down
or I start sharing secrets.
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You're making an enormous mistake.
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Security. This man
is obviously troubled.
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Take care of him.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Still hiding behind
an army of thugs, are we?
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[CACKLES]
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, he swings through the air,
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dishing all kinds of fear. Ha, ha!
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This daring goblin
on the big chandel...
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[GRUNTS]
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Pop, move. We have to... Unh!
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Johnny.
Unh.
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[PUFFS AIR]
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Now, now. Stay put.
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Or else.
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There's no need
to threaten my guests.
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There is if I want witnesses,
big guy.
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John?
Ugh.
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I'm okay, Pop.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Robertson. Jonah?
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Jonah, slow down. A green what?
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Goblin. Green Goblin.
No, no reporter.
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I'll cover the story myself and save
a few bucks, but get me Parker.
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This is right up his freak-show alley.
Oh, and maybe call the police.
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[DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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Killer look, girl.
Thanks. I put it together myself.
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The top's from
a thrift store on 22nd.
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You and I so need to hang.
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00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,667
So, uh, what do you think
of Midtown High?
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Doesn't look much different
from my school. Your basic brain pit.
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Well, we also have the top-ranked
theater magnet in the city.
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Theater magnet? Hmm.
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I'm starting to feel the attraction.
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Uh, that was the Bugle.
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There's this maniac
terrorizing my boss and...
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Well, he wants me
to go shoot pictures
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and I kind of have to,
or he could fire me.
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Uh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
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But hustle back, tiger. Heh.
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You owe me one more dance.
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Really? You're not ticked?
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That... That's so cool.
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I won't be gone long, Red,
I promise.
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Oh. Ditched by
the King of the Geeks.
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That must sting.
Oh, painfully.
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But if I can't dance with Pete,
I guess I'll dance with...
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It's Randy, right?
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Very.
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What do you hope
to accomplish here tonight?
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So the whole wanting
to destroy you
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and take over your empire thing
wasn't clear?
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Well, darn.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Uh, yoo-hoo! Excuse me.
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Can I come in this way
or do I have to break my own window?
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ALL:
Spider-Man.
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Your timing is impeccable.
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So your latest super-loser
turned on you, huh, Tombie?
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I don't know who he is yet,
but he's not in my employ.
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That's okay. I can pretend
he's yours while I trounce him.
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I'll still feel all warm inside.
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Hello. I'm in the room.
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Really, you're both too rude.
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Ah, where are my manners?
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Here you come to terrorize Tombster,
and I don't even say thank you.
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My only excuse is that you're also
holding innocent people hostage.
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It's confusing to my poor
spider-brain.
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Hmm. Yes, quite the puzzler,
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but the Green Goblin
has a solution.
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You and I join forces.
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Consider what we could accomplish
by combining our powers.
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00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,162
We could rule New York!
246
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We talking Manhattan or all five...?
No. Sorry.
247
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I make it a rule not to partner
with anyone green
248
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,712
or, you know, psychotic.
249
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,882
Heh. Oh, well.
Your loss. Of life.
250
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,385
[♪♪♪]
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00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,811
[CROWD CLAMORS]
252
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,815
[GROANS]
253
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,703
Okay, where's the dude
with the nasty 'tude?
254
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,622
Whoa!
255
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,583
Present and accounted for.
256
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MAN:
If I might have your attention,
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00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,007
the votes are in for king
and queen of the ball.
258
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Your king is Flash Thompson.
259
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,638
BOY 1: That's my man.
BOY 2: All right.
260
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,349
BOY 3: Get up there.
BOY 4: All right, all right.
261
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,977
And your queen is... Uh...
262
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,980
"The red-haired girl
who came with Peter Parker"?
263
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,983
Is...? Is that right?
BOYS: Yeah!
264
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,486
All right. Yeah.
265
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[♪♪♪]
266
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,495
GWEN:
Okay, I know it's totally petty,
267
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:59,876
but seeing Peter's date crowned
alongside Flash makes me smile.
268
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,253
[CROWD YELLING]
269
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,882
May I see your invitation,
Spider-Man?
270
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,177
Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll
have to ask you to leave.
271
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,180
Leave now? When Table 7
needs more hors d'oeuvres?
272
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,060
[BOTH GASP]
273
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,690
[♪♪♪]
274
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,408
Oh, did you want a ride?
275
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,911
Keep our guests comfy, boys.
276
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,955
I'll be back in
a New York minute.
277
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,264
SPIDER-MAN: Seriously, Gobby,
do you have a license for this thing?
278
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:52,595
Don't panic, Spidey.
Still one web-shooter left.
279
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,097
Okay, now you can panic.
280
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,479
[♪♪♪]
281
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,358
SPIDER-MAN:
Web-shooters empty,
282
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,361
but I've learned never
to web-sling unprepared.
283
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,908
Yes. Web-head, one, gravity, zero.
284
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,452
[♪♪♪]
285
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,917
[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTS]
286
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,394
GREEN GOBLIN:
You know the old saying:
287
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,462
"If you can't join them, beat them."
288
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,841
SPIDER-MAN: Took the
words right out of my mouth.
289
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,259
Is that a felony?
I certainly hope so.
290
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,386
This goblin wouldn't
be caught dead
291
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,595
committing a misdemeanor.
292
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,391
Ooh! Nice banter.
Aim still needs work.
293
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,518
GREEN GOBLIN:
Well, practice makes perfect.
294
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,395
Keep telling yourself that.
295
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,567
[♪♪♪]
296
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,757
That's for making me
protect Tombstone.
297
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,730
Okay, wow. Just, wow.
298
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,273
[CACKLING]
299
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:32,903
SPIDER-MAN:
Yee-ha!
300
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,372
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
301
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,624
Now what's so funny?
302
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,668
Just the special fire
and brimstone pumpkin
303
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,964
I left behind as a present
for our Mr. Lincoln.
304
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,800
Any minute now
the crème de la crème
305
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,805
of New York City is going
to paint the town red. Ha, ha!
306
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,058
Well, the ballroom, anyway.
307
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,144
[CACKLING]
308
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,856
THUG 1:
What are we to do?
309
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,900
THUG 2: Keep everyone
here until he comes back.
310
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,653
SPIDER-MAN: Or maybe evacuate
before the Goblin's bomb goes off.
311
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,404
Clear the room.
312
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,740
[CROWD YELLING]
313
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,454
What are you doing? You have
to get out. Bad guys included.
314
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,082
THUG 3:
We work for the Goblin.
315
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,084
Every single blasted
fragment of you?
316
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,211
You're bluffing.
Is that a risk
317
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,754
you're prepared to take?
318
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,049
Especially when you've
already taken so many.
319
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,511
Everybody down the stairs.
320
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,555
If the bomb goes off,
the elevators won't be safe.
321
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,225
Stay calm. Don't push.
322
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,729
Go, Pop. I'm right behind you.
323
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:54,568
Okay, if I were an evil pumpkin,
where would I hide?
324
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,867
I'm surprised you're
sticking around.
325
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,078
My party. My mess.
326
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,415
GREEN GOBLIN:
This daring goblin on the big...
327
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,874
The chandelier.
328
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,795
John, don't.
We can still get that steak.
329
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,672
[GROANS]
330
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,924
Spider-Man. Chandelier.
331
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,761
Thanks. Now, go.
332
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,348
Ugh. We're going back down?
333
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,559
Oh, now you're just torturing me.
334
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,812
[BOMB BEEPING]
335
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,148
[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
336
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,284
[SIGHS]
337
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,535
[TOMBSTONE CLAPPING]
338
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,706
You know, applause from you
makes me wanna shower.
339
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,000
Perhaps, but someone
should point out
340
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,252
I offered you
a handsome salary to do
341
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,588
just the sort of thing
you did tonight
342
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,467
and instead you've done
the Big Man's business for free.
343
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:05,139
That, my heroic friend,
is what grownups call irony.
344
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,393
[SIRENS WHOOP]
345
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,145
JAMESON:
Robbie, I got your headline:
346
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,814
"Colonel John Jameson
saves New York's elite..."
347
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,234
Dad, there'll be an investigation,
they could scrub me from the mission.
348
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,112
Ahh. Robbie? Scratch that headline.
349
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,657
Give the credit to Spider-Man.
To Spider-Man, confound it!
350
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,327
But fire Parker.
The kid never showed up.
351
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:30,456
What? What do you mean
he just e-mailed photos?
352
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,126
[SIGHS]
353
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,880
SALLY:
See, Glory, you're so selfish.
354
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,508
Everyone knows don't
dump the guy with the limo...
355
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,844
Nothing personal, Kenny.
...until the day after the dance.
356
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,680
FLASH:
Where is Osborn, anyway?
357
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,183
[♪♪♪]
358
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,401
[EASY LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
359
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,203
Ah. Nice, Pete. You blew it.
360
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,412
Again.
361
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,540
MARY JANE:
I wouldn't say that.
362
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,376
I saved the last dance
for you, tiger.
363
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,883
[♪♪♪]
364
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,066
[♪♪♪]
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