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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Ah, don't like this.
Something's going down.
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[GRUNTS]
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Tri Corp Dispatch,
this is Transport 23.
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Tri Corp, do you read?
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[SIGHS]
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[SIZZLING]
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[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
There you go, Hammerhead.
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Job done.
HAMMERHEAD: Forget the hat.
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Put on the suit.
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You still owe the Big Man
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one friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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MAY: Peter, dear, are you
up? Come on, Mr. Lazy-Bones.
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Aunt May, I'm not decent.
Heh. All right, calm down.
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There's breakfast waiting downstairs.
I'll be at Mrs. Watson's.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh. Waffles.
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PETER: Bills. Gas,
phone, electric. All past due.
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Oh, good, you're up.
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I've just been visiting with Anna
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and her niece, Mary Jane.
A lovely girl.
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Peter, you must meet her.
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Um, what's she like?
Oh. She has a wonderful personality.
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[SHUDDERS]
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She's there.
Why don't we head over...?
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I'd love to, Aunt May. But I
promised Harry I'd help him study
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and I can't miss the bus.
Bye.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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SPIDER-MAN:
I so have to get me some hands-free.
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What?
SPIDER-MAN: Uh, nothing, bro.
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Just trying to do too much at once.
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Like selling pictures to the Bugle
instead of helping your friends?
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Look, straight up, I blew it.
And I know you're ticked...
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Don't go all emo on me, bro.
I'll get over it.
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Just back off for a while.
Got it. And thanks.
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Target spotted.
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And target lost.
But he's in the area, boss.
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[♪♪♪]
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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Peter. Good to see you.
Here to help Harry, huh?
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We help each other, Mr. O.
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Now, now, Peter,
modesty doesn't become men like us.
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Smart, driven,
responsible, self-made.
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I'm more of a work in progress.
At least you're making progress.
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[♪♪♪]
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Mind if I check my e-mail?
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[SIGHS]
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An Evite
to Midtown High's fall formal?
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Which would rock if either of us had...
What's the word?
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A "date"?
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Could probably ask
Mary Jane Watson.
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Mary who-what-now?
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Oh, this girl
Aunt May wants me to meet.
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Get this,
she has a wonderful personality.
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[BOTH SHUDDER]
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I was thinking about asking Gwen.
Just as a friend, you know.
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Well, actually, I wouldn't know.
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Miss Stacy's currently
not speaking to me.
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"From the desk
of J. Jonah Jameson"?
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Whoa, publisher of the Daily Bugle.
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"Mr. Parker, come in ASAP
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to claim paycheck
for photos of Spider-Man."
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Yes!
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Dude, sorry. I'll be back in an hour.
Two tops, promise.
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Wait. What do I do while you're gone?
Chapters one through six. Review.
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[SIGHS]
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JAMESON: Did a caveman proofread
this piece? Where's my sports editor?
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I want him in my office in 14 seconds.
And where's my coffee?
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Uh, sir? I'm Peter...
I know who you are.
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You're the know-nothing
who wasted 41 seconds of my time.
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Well, I haven't got another 41
to spare.
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But... But...
Brilliant comeback, kid.
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Now, where's that Parker guy?
I e-mailed him 76 minutes ago.
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Won't anybody get me my coffee?
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Coffee, decaf.
It's only been 20 minutes.
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And I'm pretty sure
you just kicked Peter Parker out.
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Well, don't just stand there,
get him back.
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Oh, that wasn't too humiliating.
Wait. My money.
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[♪♪♪]
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Sorry about that, Parker.
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Was expecting someone old enough
to have, you know, armpit hair. Ha, ha.
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Now, that costumed freak
sells papers.
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I want another set of pics
in my hands by deadline.
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You got two hours.
I'll do my best, but...
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You still here? What do you want,
a medal? Get out! Out!
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BETTY:
I'll cut that check for you, Peter.
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Thanks, Miss Brant.
I'm Betty.
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So, Betty, how do you work
for a walking embolism like Jameson?
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Mr. Jameson's a decent man
down deep.
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We talking Marianas Trench deep,
or Dante's ninth circle deep?
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Heh. See you soon, Peter Parker.
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[♪♪♪]
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Yee-ha!
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He's back. Set it in motion.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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SPIDER-MAN:
Talk about a crook with bad timing.
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Great, he's on us. Now, not too fast.
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If he loses us, no payday.
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Oh, forget the payday.
I want payback.
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Two hours till deadline? No sweat.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Oh. Don't want anything
to happen to this.
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Heh. Marko? How many times
do I have to take you down?
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And where's
your charming partner, O'Hirn?
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Whoa!
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Look, we gotta stop meeting like this.
People are starting to talk.
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Mostly about what doofs you are.
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[GROANING]
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I reckon that came
as a bit of a shocker, eh, bug?
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Well, good. So will this.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ha, ha. Hold still, son,
so I can put you out of your misery.
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How about you put me out
of my mystery? Who are you?
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Call me...
Well, how's about "Shocker"?
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Or how's about "Toast"?
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Either you got less kick
than a three-legged mule
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or this here suit does more
than protect me from my own power.
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I guess clothes do make the man.
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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Did I get him? Tell me I got him.
All you got is on my nerves.
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Now, stay out of this, boy.
The grown-ups were talking.
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Don't be too mad at O'Hirn.
He just gets cranky without his n...
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[ELECTRICITY WHIRRING
AND SPIDER-MAN GROANING]
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Impressive.
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You could hire yourself out
as a kiddie ride.
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Thanks.
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But I already got a job I love.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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That should satisfy the Big Man.
Extraction.
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Hey, a little help?
I ought to leave you for the cops.
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But I'm in too good a mood.
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[♪♪♪]
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Did I get him? Is he roadkill?
He's finito. Let's book.
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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Talk about your tight spots.
But I'm alive.
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[SNIFFS]
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Ugh. And I reek.
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And my paycheck's ruined. Perfect.
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Harry, I'm sorry.
Sorry? You totally left me hanging.
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I know you can do calc
in your sleep
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but I've got a lot riding
on tomorrow's test.
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Maybe I should ask Gwen.
No, I'm down for tonight, I swear. Um,
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carpe ropem?
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Guess all Osborn's money
couldn't buy him muscle tone.
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Lay off, Flash.
You think you could do better?
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How about you and me race?
First to the top wins.
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Dude, Parker's calling you out.
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PETER: And my spider powers
are gonna send you home crying.
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Ball, please.
All right, all right.
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A little friendly competition
never hurt anyone.
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Line up.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNIFFS]
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Ugh! Forget it. You win.
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Usually, when I say puny Parker stinks
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it's a figure of speech, but whoo!
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[SNIFFS]
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PETER: Yeah, and I
showered three times last night.
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Peter, throw me the ball.
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[SIGHS]
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PETER:
Gwen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You turned at the last se...
Parker, hit the showers.
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Ha, ha. Yeah, for all our sakes. Ha-ha-ha.
BOY: Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.
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BETTY: Pete, are you wearing perfume?
It's a long story.
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Uh, look, Miss Bra...
I mean, Betty.
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This is embarrassing,
but could you replace my check?
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It got trashed.
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Well, sure. Oh, you have to meet
our editor in chief.
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Joe Robertson, this is Peter Parker.
The photographer, right.
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Call me Robbie.
Any new shots?
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Uh, do you know
a Rand Robertson?
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Well, there is a kid by that name
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who lives in my house
and eats all my food.
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You at Midtown?
Yes, sir.
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Good school.
The fact that you've twice gotten
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any usable pictures of Spider-Man
is pretty amazing.
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But the photos themselves...
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You have your camera on you?
She's hard to keep in focus.
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This won't cut it.
You wanna be a Bugle freelancer,
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you take that check
and invest in a serious camera.
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Garbage. Garbage. Literally
garbage. Garba... Wait.
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Ho-ho.
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Uh... Wouldn't you rather use one
where Spider-Man's winning?
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Ha! Shows what you know.
Nobody loves a winner.
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The people are our market.
The people want their heroes to fail.
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Makes them feel good
about themselves.
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[SNIFFS]
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Ooh. Piece of advice, kid:
Perfume doesn't cut it.
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Tomato juice. Only thing
after taking pictures at a dump.
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PETER: I so need an
excuse to get back to Betty.
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Which means
I need to take more pictures.
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Which means
I cashed in my checks because...
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I need to buy a new camera.
We're closed. Go away.
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The sign says
you don't close for another hour.
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The sign's wrong.
Come back tomorrow.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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I'm telling you,
we gotta cash in fast.
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Once Hammerhead spreads the word
Spider-Man's croaked,
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it'll be open season
for every hood in the city.
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Still can't believe
I didn't cash in his chips myself.
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[SNIFFS]
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Something smells bad.
Oh, still?
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I washed this costume five times.
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You.
And now that you troglodytes
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have deduced that the rumors of
my demise have been exaggerated...
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I'm not dead.
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Never mind.
Just tell Shocker I want a rematch.
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You can call the cops now.
Oh, I really, really hate that guy.
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This is really,
really getting heavy.
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[THUDS]
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Hey, Aunt May.
I'm home before the new curfew.
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That's appreciated, Peter.
I'm almost done here.
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Just paying bills.
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Or rather, deciding which ones
I can hold off paying.
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PETER:
Well, I think I might...
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hold off on the gas bill.
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[SIGHS]
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I feel like banana cake. Heh. You?
Um... No. Thanks.
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I think I'll just hit the sheets.
What? No banana cake?
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Helping Harry must've
really tuckered you out.
241
00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,131
Oh, man. Harry. I totally...
242
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,091
Blew me off, Pete.
I know, Har.
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00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,260
Look, I'm worthless, but...
But nothing.
244
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,471
"Worthless" covers it.
245
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,348
Let me get this straight.
246
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,351
You ditched out on the only guy
in the whole school
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who actually liked you? Genius.
248
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,440
[CACKLING]
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[JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,786
Big Man's not satisfied, Montana.
And why would that be?
251
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:34,999
He don't think you lived up
to your responsibilities.
252
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,209
[CAMERA WHIRRING]
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00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,127
The new camera
should make Robbie happy.
254
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,213
And, of course,
if I happen to run into...
255
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,632
Miss Bra... Betty.
Oh, hi, Peter.
256
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,884
Perfect timing. Hold this.
257
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,053
You know,
we should do this more often.
258
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,721
I mean, you and I have
259
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:53,476
so much in common. We both
put mustard on our hot dogs.
260
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:57,897
Uh, we both work for jolly Jonah,
and that's a treat, believe me.
261
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:02,902
Anyway, I was wondering, would
you like to go to my fall formal?
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00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,030
With me, that is.
Your fall formal?
263
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:10,868
Yeah. At my high school.
In the gymnasium.
264
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,036
[♪♪♪]
265
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:16,707
So, heh, is that
deafening silence a yes?
266
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:21,754
It's a very sweet offer,
but I'm just too old for you, Peter.
267
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,966
It's just a dance.
A little rock 'n' roll.
268
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[RUMBLING]
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[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
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Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:37,186
Graphic's already online. Lee, get me damage
reports. Foswell, take the science angle.
273
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063
Manhattan's not known
for earthquakes.
274
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,815
That was the third tremor.
275
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PETER:
Tremor? Or Shocker?
276
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,861
[♪♪♪]
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00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,112
[BEEPING]
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00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:50,241
Epicenter's equally spaced.
A straight line heading uptown.
279
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,576
These aren't quakes.
280
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,246
They're Shocker's trail
of breadcrumbs for yours truly.
281
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:59,750
And I think I know
where to find his gingerbread house.
282
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,961
[♪♪♪]
283
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,928
Here, Shocky, Shocky, Shocky.
284
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,934
Really thought I'd ended you,
old son.
285
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,896
But you got more lives
than a bag of cats.
286
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,691
Still, I reckon
we can remedy that situation.
287
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,616
One more at close range
ought to do it.
288
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,497
[♪♪♪]
289
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,677
SHOCKER:
I do admire your spunk, son.
290
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,806
Not enough to let you go, of course.
That'd be bad for business.
291
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,649
Whose business?
Can't tell you the who.
292
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,858
Then tell me the why.
293
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,611
What'd your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man ever do to you?
294
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,530
Aw, it ain't nothing personal, hoss.
295
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,367
Simple truth is, if a man's a man,
he honors his responsibilities,
296
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,869
and you're one of mine.
297
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,121
[♪♪♪]
298
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,179
Well, the place is condemned.
299
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:43,396
You know, it really ain't wise
to make a dangerous man look foolish.
300
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,233
You don't need my help for that.
You looked in a mirror lately?
301
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,405
Boy, talk about incompetent.
You've had more shots at me
302
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,907
than Marko and O'Hirn,
and done about as well.
303
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,367
Them boys are punks.
304
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,953
This is my profession.
305
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,082
You do this for a living? Ha, ha.
With that accent,
306
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,089
[IN SOUTHERN DRAWL]
I was thinking rodeo clown.
307
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,587
Don't you mock me, boy.
308
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,381
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I mock. I'm a mocker.
309
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,760
Also a puller, a tugger, a yanker.
310
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,114
[SCREAMS]
311
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,790
[♪♪♪]
312
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,836
And that's what they call
bringing down the house.
313
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,798
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
314
00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:00,014
You seem troubled, son.
Troubled? Gee, you think?
315
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,475
I failed my calc test
because Pete abandoned me.
316
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,019
Flash's crowd won't cut me a break.
Enough.
317
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:08,522
You're parked in a no-whining zone.
Take some responsibility.
318
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,026
Peter's not the reason you failed.
You wanna pass a test, study.
319
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:16,656
You wanna be popular, be popular.
Take control of your destiny, boy.
320
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,867
Harry, life's pretty simple.
321
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,995
You cowboy up
and do what you have to do.
322
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,001
Thanks. I will.
323
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:33,798
My apologies for the interruption.
Eh, kids today. What you gonna do?
324
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:38,678
New topic: Spider-Man.
We want him gone.
325
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,388
You care?
None of my business.
326
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,556
Really? Hero saved your hide.
327
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,060
I have nothing to do with Spider-Man.
I wouldn't have risked tipping you off
328
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,813
to that Tri Corp shipment if I had.
Why did you tip us off?
329
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:52,858
Tri Corp's my competitor
in the super-mercenary field.
330
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,404
If their prototypes go missing,
everyone wins.
331
00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,241
Which brings up an issue
my boss would like to discuss.
332
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,910
Go ahead, Big Man.
333
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,705
BIG MAN:
Mr. Osborn, we have a proposition.
334
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,416
When Spider-Man battles
the likes of the Vulture,
335
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,085
the Lizard, and even our Shocker,
336
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,547
he's too busy
to interfere with my empire.
337
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,758
We would like to hire you
to create more, well,
338
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:21,429
let's call them "super-villains."
What's in it for me?
339
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:25,224
Ample funding and a ready supply
of human guinea pigs
340
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:29,729
for your more questionable
experiments.
341
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,064
[GROANS]
342
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,111
[♪♪♪]
343
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,072
Ned Lee, the Bugle.
What is it? What's the card say?
344
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:44,326
[READING CARD]
345
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,371
Robbie, it's me. I'm here.
But I need a photog...
346
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,207
Wait, what?
I said Parker was there.
347
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,545
Already e-mailed his shots.
Kid still needs a new camera.
348
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,841
What's this?
The Bugle paid me for my pictures.
349
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,094
Now you can pay those bills.
Out of the question.
350
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,056
Besides, if you're gonna take photos
for the Bugle, you need a new camera.
351
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,435
Well, that thought occurred.
352
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,354
But a man has to honor
his responsibilities.
353
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:17,109
You're one of mine.
Aunt May, please, let me help.
354
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,946
I accept, if you agree to set aside
10 percent of every check
355
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,116
to save for that camera. Deal?
356
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,409
Deal.
357
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,369
[SNIFFING]
358
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:32,500
Peter, dear,
why do you smell like tomato juice?
359
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,710
[♪♪♪]
360
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,506
[♪♪♪]
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