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[♪♪♪]
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All right, grab all the cash
from the register and safe,
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but don't eat nothing.
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Mrs. M's my great-auntie.
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SPIDER-MAN: So you'll rob the piggy
bank, but won't touch the cookie jar?
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Wow. You must qualify
for Nephew of the Year.
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Twisted division.
Spider-Man. Get him.
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"Spider-Man. Get him."
Really? Is that the best you got?
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I go to all this trouble to turn you
into famous Spider-perps.
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The least you could do
is keep things interesting. I always do.
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[♪♪♪]
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I'm really quite creative.
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[GASPS]
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[MEN GASP]
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MAN:
Whoa!
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[SIRENS WAIL]
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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Now, let's review that to-do list.
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Stopped the crime: Check.
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Took pictures of my web-slinging self
to win the Daily Bugle's photo contest:
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Check, check.
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Hightail it home before curfew:
Check, check, check.
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Yup, for once,
I'm making all the right moves.
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All the smart choices.
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[♪♪♪]
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MARTHA: Curt?
Uh, yeah. Right there, hon.
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[GROANING]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[MAY SIGHS]
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MAY:
All these bills.
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I'm home.
And before 10, thank you very much.
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Peter, making your curfew
with only seconds to spare
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is hardly cause for celebration.
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Aunt May, don't stress, okay?
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I know you've been struggling
to make ends meet.
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But that's all about to change.
Believe me.
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[♪♪♪]
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CURT:
Billy's reading about lizards?
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He wanted to know
about those new skinks at the lab.
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[YAWNS]
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He's a Connors.
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Come on, let's go to bed.
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[♪♪♪]
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[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]
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Yup, Aunt May's troubles are over.
That Bugle prize money is as good as...
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No. The window caught the flash.
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PETER:
They're all useless.
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[GROANS]
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[CURT GROANING]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTS THEN
CONTINUES GROANING]
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Curt, what is it?
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[SCREAMING]
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I can't believe it.
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CURT:
It worked.
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What worked? What did you...?
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Curt, tell me you didn't use
that lizard DNA formula.
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Some lizards regenerate lost limbs.
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And some lizards stick to walls
and eat raw meat.
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That doesn't mean you risk your life...
Look at the results.
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Don't you see what this means?
To me? To the world?
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We can literally heal millions.
BILLY: Mom?
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Dad?
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Hey, partner.
Whoa, Dad, your arm.
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[BILLY LAUGHS]
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHATTERING]
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Ha. There's Parker.
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Ha, ha. This is perfect.
By the time we're through,
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he'll be a shivering, wet rat.
I mean, more than usual.
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Dude, you missed.
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Dumb luck.
Jerk's lousy with it.
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Hey, Puny Parker.
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[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
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BOY 1: What?
BOY 2: Oh!
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Whoa. Check out Parker.
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BOY 3: They didn't nail him once.
GIRL: How'd he do that?
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PETER:
Oh, secret identities reek.
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Come on, quarterback,
can't you complete a single...?
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[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
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BOY 4:
Yeah.
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[♪♪♪]
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Move, geekette, or you're next.
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Please, you haven't got the game.
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If you could hit a target,
would we have lost to Bronx Tech?
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You choked like a cat with a hairball.
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ALL:
Ooh...
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BOY 5:
Yeah.
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Dude, you want some aloe vera
for that burn?
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Come on, Einsteins.
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RAND: Heh, heh.
D'oh.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Aw...
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[♪♪♪]
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Anything's better
than just standing there and taking it.
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Excuse me?
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Standing there and taking it
is Nerd Survival 101.
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Besides, I got bigger problems.
Still no Spider-Man pictures, huh?
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Counting on winning that prize money
for your aunt might not be...
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What am I supposed to do?
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I never asked to be broke,
or semi-grounded,
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or smart enough to be
Flash's drenching boy.
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You stop right there.
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I'm so not letting you
wish away your big brain.
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If it's so big, how come
it can't solve my problems?
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Big, but unripe.
Give it time, Cantaloupe Boy.
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About time. The Connors
are due back any minute.
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Here, bro. We've still got cleaning...
CURT: Save it for later.
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First, we celebrate.
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Ooh. Cake.
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BOTH:
Chocolate.
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What exactly are we celebrat...?
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Your hand. Your right hand.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CURT & EDDIE GRUNTING]
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PETER:
You can do it. You can do it.
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Gotcha.
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Uh... Sorry.
What, are you kidding?
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Do you know how thrilled I am
to lose at arm-wrestling?
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Doc, this is huge.
Your lizard formula's the cure
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for, like, every lost limb
and amputation in the world.
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We're talking guaranteed
Nobel Prize.
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Slow down, Eddie. Bad enough my
husband used himself as a guinea...
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Billy, uh, Eddie installed
"Space Wackos II" on the computer.
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"Wackos"? Wicked.
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If you're gonna crank the volume,
close the door, please.
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Take off your shirt, dear.
What, are you kidding?
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It's freezing in here.
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[♪♪♪]
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All right.
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[♪♪♪]
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What?
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MARTHA: Lizard DNA is
more primitive than human
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and the reptilian part
of your brain is growing.
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It's growing. I'm regressing.
I can feel the change. Unh!
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Curt, please.
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You need to keep a clear head.
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No, you need to hurry.
I'm losing control.
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[SIGHS]
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The formula creates new reptile
sequences faster than I can ID them.
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I don't know
how we'll knock them down.
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Wait, bro. What if we
work from the other end?
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Create a human DNA filter
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that knocks out the lizard code?
Like the noise filter on a phone.
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Heh. Yeah, nice try, bro, but, uh...
MARTHA: No, wait.
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That could work.
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A gene cleanser.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Ah, I should've seen it before.
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My notes.
They'll have all the data we need.
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So it'll remove
any nonhuman DNA.
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PETER:
Even spider.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Billy.
How long were you listening?
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I don't wanna talk about that.
Okay.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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The book says some lizards
lay hundreds of eggs
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and never see them hatch.
Uh-huh.
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Most of the babies
get eaten by predators.
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And the parents don't even care
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[WHISPERING] because
they've only got lizard brains.
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Billy, trust me.
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Your dad will always care about you.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Even if he turns into a monster?
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[CURT SCREAMING
AND GROANING]
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Curt.
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I've made a terrible mistake.
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[SCREAMING AND SCREECHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[ROARING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Curt.
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Curt, do you recognize me?
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[SNARLING AND HISSING]
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Doc, stop. We just wanna...
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[ROARS]
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Eddie.
Finish the gene cleanser.
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I'll follow the doc
and call in with a location.
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Uh, I should get going too. Aunt May
will ground me if I'm not home by 10.
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Pete, you can't leave now.
We have to help.
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Well, I just...
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I can't be late. She worries.
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[♪♪♪]
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Peter, wait.
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How could he just?
I guess...
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I guess he's scared.
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First Electro, now this.
It's overwhelming.
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And he's only 16.
I'm 16.
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I know. And thank you.
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[♪♪♪]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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Now, if I were a 6'5" lizard
instead of a 5'6" spider,
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where would I hide?
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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WOMAN:
What is that thing?
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SPIDER-MAN:
Duh, underground.
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[LIZARD SNARLING]
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Don't panic. Just head for the exit.
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[LIZARD SNARLS THEN ROARS]
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[GIRL SCREAMS]
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SPIDER-MAN:
Sorry, pal, no eating in the subway.
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[♪♪♪]
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Dr. Connors, we have to get you back to
the lab, understand? Dr. C, you in there?
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[ROARING]
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Okay, maybe not.
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Oh, yikes.
Can you say halitosis?
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I knew that you could.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Okay, doc, this is gonna hurt me
more than it hurts you.
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Oh, yeah.
Definitely hurts me more than you.
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[ROARING]
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Aah!
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Unh! Whoa!
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Watch that third rail, web-head.
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[GROANS]
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Okay, Lizzie. Where'd you get to now?
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Hey, wall-crawling's my shtick.
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Hey, you start spinning a web
and I'll sue.
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[GROANS]
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MAN [OVER PA]:
Number 2 Express to the Bronx.
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Please stand clear
of the closing doors.
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Anyone get the number of that...?
Uh-oh.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNARLING]
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[ROARING]
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[GROANS]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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What? Oh.
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[ROARS]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNARLING]
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Okay, you big, dumb gecko.
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[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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So much for plan A.
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We're done?
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I think so. It all squares
with Curt's research.
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There's only one way to test it,
and since Curt's hide is so thick,
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we'll have to find a way
to make him.
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00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,692
SPIDER-MAN: Maybe by asking
for help from a guy in a spider onesie?
252
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,026
MARTHA & GWEN:
Spider-Man.
253
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,071
I get that reaction a lot.
How did you know we needed you?
254
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,782
Uh, my spider-sense was tingling?
255
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,325
[PHONE RINGS]
256
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:55,288
Hello?
It's me. He's at the Bronx Zoo.
257
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,582
[HISSING THEN ROARS]
258
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,418
Tell your friend to stay clear
of the Lizard.
259
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,128
I'm on my way.
260
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,213
EDDIE: Was that...?
MARTHA: Our local hero.
261
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,215
He'll be there. I'll be right behind.
262
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,385
Gwen, can you stay with Billy?
Of course.
263
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,764
Dr. Connors.
264
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,144
[ANIMALS VOCALIZING]
265
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,983
[GASPS]
266
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,737
Aah!
I get that reaction a lot too.
267
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,406
I think he's in there
with the other creepy-crawlies.
268
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,241
Must've smelled them
or something.
269
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,076
Good. Stay put.
270
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,457
Hah. Whoo.
271
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:43,669
Like a sauna in here.
And me without my Spidey trunks.
272
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,259
[GROWLING]
273
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,178
Gotcha.
274
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,889
Oh, perfect. Unh.
275
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,682
In-laws.
276
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,434
[♪♪♪]
277
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,271
[GROWLS]
278
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,608
[LIZARD SCREECHING]
279
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,702
[♪♪♪]
280
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,131
[LIZARD SNARLING]
281
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,931
[COUGHING]
282
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,808
I thought I told you to stay put.
283
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,977
You're complaining?
No way, bro...
284
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,980
Uh, guy.
Look, we need a new strategy.
285
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,982
Lizzie's not
in a medicine-taking mood.
286
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,485
Not when he's so enjoying
his play date in the heated pool.
287
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,320
Wait a minute.
288
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,030
[♪♪♪]
289
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,719
SPIDER-MAN:
The fake swamp was heated,
290
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,284
but dunk a cold-blooded reptile
291
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,160
in freezing water and he'll slow up.
292
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,954
Right. Slow enough for someone
293
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,540
to force a little gene cleanser
down his throat.
294
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,294
But first you need to get him here
with lizard bait.
295
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,338
Don't even think about...
My choice. Try to stop me.
296
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,881
I'm impressed, bro.
297
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,092
[♪♪♪]
298
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,555
Okay, prep time.
299
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,891
First, make sure the polar bears
don't take a midnight swim.
300
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:27,523
Check. Next, find the perfect spot
to bounce Lizard into the drink.
301
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,150
Check, check.
302
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,027
Perfect angle.
303
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,404
[SCREAMING]
304
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,990
[SNARLING]
305
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,832
SPIDER-MAN: And now for
the crucial element of surprise.
306
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,851
[CELL PHONE
PLAYING "ITSY BITSY SPIDER"]
307
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,878
[SNARLING]
308
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,090
[SCREECHING]
309
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,348
[LIZARD SNARLING]
310
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,185
BILLY:
Dad, stop!
311
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:08,397
You don't have to be a lizard.
You're still my dad.
312
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,566
[♪♪♪]
313
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,986
[♪♪♪]
314
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:25,247
Did you skateboard here?
I took a cab, duh.
315
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,958
[♪♪♪]
316
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,274
[SCREECHING]
317
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,151
[ROARS]
318
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,989
Brought you a present, Lizzie.
319
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,451
Gene cleanser. Guaranteed to remove
your toughest stains.
320
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,579
Grease, mustard, even lizard DNA.
321
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,127
[GRUNTS THEN SCREECHING]
322
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,553
[CURT GRUNTS THEN SIGHS]
323
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,763
[♪♪♪]
324
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,435
EDDIE:
Pictures and everything.
325
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,854
But who could've taken these?
326
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,313
Check the byline.
327
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,194
Did you see?
There's no shots of Billy
328
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,822
or Dr. Connors
to prove that he was the Lizard.
329
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,657
And that's supposed to...
330
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,995
Bro, you ditched the antidote effort
to win a contest.
331
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,122
CURT:
Eddie, it's all right.
332
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:54,837
Besides, I'm not exactly in a position
to throw stones.
333
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,467
Peter, you're young.
And faced with difficult choices,
334
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,719
young people sometimes
make mistakes.
335
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,722
Thanks for understanding, I...
I understand you.
336
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,056
But I can't trust you.
337
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,683
You're fired.
338
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,147
[♪♪♪]
339
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,540
[♪♪♪]
340
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,920
PETER: I never asked to be Spider-Man.
And I never asked for these powers.
341
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,255
I never knew it would mean
a bashed up hand,
342
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:43,761
a hard 9 p.m. curfew, no job
and friends who all think I'm scum.
343
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,930
It was all just a twist of fate.
344
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,517
Bad luck. A random bug bite.
345
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,520
Easiest decision I ever made.
346
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,566
[♪♪♪]
347
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,532
Except... Except I saved them.
348
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,122
Spider-Man's no magic wand,
but thanks to the web-head,
349
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,209
Curt's cured,
and Billy gets his father back.
350
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,211
So what if nobody threw a parade?
351
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,924
Spidey stays
because Spidey's needed.
352
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,218
For now, anyway.
353
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,428
[♪♪♪]
354
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,816
[♪♪♪]
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