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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,500 ** 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:13,567 * Whoa-oh-oh * 5 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:16,533 ** 6 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:20,967 * Waking up * 7 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:23,800 * The pedal's down, my eyes are closed * 8 00:00:23,867 --> 00:00:25,000 (ship horn blasting) 9 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:28,633 * No control * 10 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,167 * Whoa-oh-oh * 11 00:00:30,233 --> 00:00:33,767 (Mom) Sun, water, beaches, gorgeous sunsets. 12 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:37,133 Yes! This cruise is going to be great! 13 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:40,200 (chuckling) 14 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,933 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! This isn't happening! 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,133 What? What? What is it? 16 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,533 I can't find my Ziggpad! 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,733 We have to go back. 18 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,300 What if it's gone? I'm ruined! 19 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,500 All my work... years! It's-- 20 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:54,367 (Ellie singing softly) Ellie. Ellie? 21 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:56,933 Ellie. Ell-- Ellie. Ellie! Ellie! 22 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,933 Hmm? Ziggpad! 23 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,333 Oh. Ellie! 24 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,733 (Ellie) Sorry. (sighing) 25 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,300 (Ellie) Here ya go. What did I tell you kids 26 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:06,067 about never touching this. 27 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,267 Hmm. (Cameron) Yes! 28 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,500 Oh! (Dad and Cameron sighing) 29 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:11,933 My "Snobby Squirrels" app is all ready to go! 30 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:14,533 I just wish I had one more thing to push it over the top. 31 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,567 Like a catchy jingle that makes you want to pound 32 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:18,400 your head against the wall to make it stop? 33 00:01:18,467 --> 00:01:19,800 (Mom laughing) (Cameron groaning) 34 00:01:19,867 --> 00:01:21,067 That's exactly what it needs! 35 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:23,200 Knew there was a reason I married you. 36 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:25,633 (clears throat) Okay... (muttering) 37 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,400 (Nate) Whoa, they got water polo! 38 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:31,233 That must be a pretty big pool to fit all those horses. 39 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:34,500 (singing happily) 40 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:36,800 Sometimes I think Nate has to be kidding. 41 00:01:36,867 --> 00:01:38,233 Yeah. 42 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:39,733 Hey, maybe you should just go back to obsessing 43 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,333 about everything that might go wrong on this trip. 44 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,367 Um... global warming has accelerated incidents 45 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:46,500 of ocean disasters. Don't come crying 46 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:48,567 to me if you can't find a lifeboat. 47 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:50,367 (Cameron) Yes! Just became a seventh-level 48 00:01:50,433 --> 00:01:51,767 Master Thief of Mythonia! 49 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,467 Oh, that's so awesome... said no one ever. 50 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:55,867 (Nate) Good one! (laughing) 51 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:57,233 Come on Piper, leave Cam alone. 52 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:59,100 He's not bothering you. Don't worry, Sis. 53 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:00,900 I've become adept at tuning her out. 54 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:02,333 Along with most of reality. 55 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,600 Okay, really? Knock it off, kids! 56 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,833 Look I know it's been difficult since 57 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,533 your Mom and I got married, but... 58 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,533 it's time for us to come together as a family. 59 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,200 Mm-hmm. The Jensens... 60 00:02:11,267 --> 00:02:12,633 (kids groaning) (Cameron) Not again. 61 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,067 And the Bauers... (sighing) 62 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,967 Are now the Jensen-Bauers. 63 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:18,467 We're all in the same boat. 64 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:20,100 Well, not yet we aren't. 65 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:22,233 (Nate) Uh, no. Uh-uh. 66 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,933 (Ellie laughing) 'Cause we're... gonna be... 67 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:25,367 (Mom) Come on, you guys, 68 00:02:25,433 --> 00:02:27,733 your Dad has a lot riding on this product launch, 69 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,367 so all of you need to be on your 70 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:31,700 absolute best behavior, okay? 71 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:35,200 Yeah, and word is the new boss, Mr. Bragg, is real tough. 72 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:37,600 Okay, what do you think of this? (clearing throat) 73 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:40,933 * When the Bumpkin Beavers are to blame * 74 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:43,433 * And mayhem and mischief are their aim * 75 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,767 * The Snobby Squirrels can surely claim * 76 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,933 * They're ready for action and always... * 77 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,133 Lame. 78 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,233 (kids laughing) 79 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,867 Not the word I was looking for. 80 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:55,133 (Mom) Hmm. 81 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,667 ** 82 00:02:59,533 --> 00:03:01,100 Kids there's so many fun things to do. 83 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:02,733 You're gonna love this. 84 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,667 Look, there's even a sea lion named Schnitzel! 85 00:03:04,733 --> 00:03:07,933 (Piper) Aww. (Ellie gasps and screams) 86 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,300 Ahoy there, mateys! 87 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:12,600 I am Barnacle the Clown, your maritime merrymaker! 88 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,367 Ooh, hats! 89 00:03:14,433 --> 00:03:15,800 (Mom and Nate) Okay. (Barnacle) Yeah! 90 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:17,200 Oh, no, I'm not wearing this. 91 00:03:17,267 --> 00:03:18,433 What's with the lovely lass? 92 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,800 She has coulrophobia. Uh... 93 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,133 It's an unreasonable fear of clowns. 94 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,700 (squeaking) I'm sorry, "unreasonable"? 95 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:26,600 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 96 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,933 And just when I thought this trip couldn't get any better. 97 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:31,500 Okay, you're breathing on me really hard. Could you not? 98 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:32,967 Hats for everyone! Oh! Oh, my gosh! 99 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:35,067 Okay, lets go! 100 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,500 ** 101 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:49,733 Keep up. Keep up. Look at that! 102 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,167 Look at that... 103 00:03:51,233 --> 00:03:53,267 (laughing) This is gonna be so much fun! 104 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,467 I know. 105 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:56,067 (clearing throat) Mr. Bragg! 106 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,933 How are you, sir? 107 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,700 "Bowser," isn't it? 108 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:01,567 It's Bauer, actually. Uh, huh. 109 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,100 This is my wife, Sophia. 110 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:04,833 Nice to meet you. Hello. 111 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,533 And this must be your lovely wife? 112 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,333 This is my 16-year-old daughter, Melina. 113 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,367 (gasps) (gasping) 114 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:13,633 Oh, right! Of course. 115 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,667 (chuckling) Cool belt. 116 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:20,700 Well, the outfit definitely needed something. 117 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:23,433 (girls gasping) 118 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,833 You better stay sharp there, Berger. 119 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,200 After this launch, 120 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,200 we're gonna have millions of eyes watching us. 121 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:29,533 I am expecting great things 122 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,833 from you and your app. 123 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:33,600 "App-solutely," sir! (chuckling weakly) 124 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:35,933 That's funny. Oh, good. 125 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,933 (man on P.A.) Attention: The Ziggle product launch 126 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:40,933 will begin in 56 hours and 5 minutes. 127 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,567 Shopping? Yeah, let's go. 128 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,533 Dude, what are you doing? 129 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,500 Horrible. (grunting) 130 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:52,067 Ah! 131 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:53,467 Who throw that! 132 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:55,867 Hmm? He's talkin' to me? 133 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:59,633 Do not insulting us with feeble paper crowns. 134 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,133 Ooh. 135 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,500 (Nate) Hello, beautiful. (clicking tongue) 136 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:08,967 Hey, avert vision orbs from sister! 137 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,233 Vi-- Vision orbs? 138 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,400 Move aside, lowly little runts. 139 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:14,867 Why you blocking my goings? 140 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:16,500 Gee, what's his problem? 141 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:17,700 Probably afraid of clowns or something. Yeah. 142 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:19,200 Ooh! (both) Ah! 143 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:22,067 Who's ready for a little ice cream Bon Voyage party 144 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:24,267 down by the old swimmin' hole before we shove off, hmm? 145 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:28,500 You guys should go ahead, have some fun, right? 146 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:29,900 We'll meet you back at the cabin. 147 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:30,933 Mwah! Bye. 148 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:32,500 Really? You're gonna leave us here 149 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,867 with a strange man in makeup who has seaweed for hair 150 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,267 when criminal activity aboard cruise ships 151 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:36,467 is at an all-time high? 152 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:38,500 Oh, wow. Oh! 153 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:40,633 I'm gonna call you "Chipper"! 154 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,467 (man on P.A.) Moxie Cruise lines invites all guests 155 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:46,500 to the pool deck as we prepare for departure. 156 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:49,267 (Ellie shrieks) 157 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,300 Gather round as old Barnacle shows you how 158 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:53,133 to make your very own ice cream! 159 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,533 Yes! 160 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,067 Oh, hey, whoa, Ellie. I don't even know you. 161 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,067 Okay, you will pick your ingredients 162 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,967 and then we'll toss 'em into this here mixing bowl 163 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,567 full of creamy goodness. 164 00:06:03,633 --> 00:06:06,667 And then old Barnacle is gonna pour 165 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,833 some of his magic potion. 166 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,700 (canister hisses) (grunting) 167 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,600 And we'll toast... (canister hisses) 168 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,767 To the voyage that awaits us! 169 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,300 (little boy) Oh, cool! 170 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:19,500 Whoo! 171 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:20,900 Ooh. Are you kidding me? 172 00:06:20,967 --> 00:06:22,767 Now the clown is messing around with liquid nitrogen! 173 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,700 That stuff is like 320 below zero. 174 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:26,433 It can snap steel in half! 175 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,300 (Barnacle giggling) (Nate) That was awesome! 176 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:30,233 I wanna try! Hey! 177 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,767 You almost cost me a life! 178 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,367 Like you even had one in the first place. 179 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:34,700 (Ellie) Okay, do you ever shut up? 180 00:06:34,767 --> 00:06:36,367 Do you ever try and make me? 181 00:06:36,433 --> 00:06:38,100 (grunting) (scoffing) 182 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:41,067 (kids grunting, shouting) 183 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,333 (little boy) That was fun! 184 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,367 (Cameron) Liquid Nitrogen is in the pool! 185 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:46,833 (boy) Cannon ball! 186 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,900 My game! Not my game, not my game, not my game. 187 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,067 My new dress! No, no, no, no! 188 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,233 Not my game. 189 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,767 Not my game. (Nate) Polo! 190 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,100 (Ellie) Ah, Ellie overboard! Ellie overboard! 191 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:02,367 (laughing) 192 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:03,567 Mayday! 193 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:05,767 It's the shallow end, Ellie. 194 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,733 (man on P.A.) Attention: As your Moxie cruise sets sail, 195 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,967 please join us for dinner and a show. 196 00:07:16,867 --> 00:07:18,233 Oh, what do you think? 197 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,600 Am I S.F.I.H.? 198 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,467 S.F.I.H.? 199 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:24,100 So fresh it hurts! (laughing) 200 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:26,667 (scoffing) It hurts all right. 201 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:30,467 Whoa, where'd you get that? 202 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,900 Borrowed it from Mom. 203 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:33,900 Perfect. 204 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:35,733 Well, then why are you taking it off? 205 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,067 So she doesn't see me in it, duh. 206 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,067 I'll just throw it on later. What-- 207 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,567 Oh, hey, whoa! Hands off! 208 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,067 This is an original Alfonse Moogli. 209 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:47,400 I worked three summers to pay for it. 210 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,600 Iceberg! 211 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:49,800 (screaming) (Nate) Whoa! 212 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:51,367 I knew it! Where is my life vest? 213 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:53,500 (chuckling) It's the password to the safe. 214 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,067 (kids sighing) 215 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:57,067 I don't want to forget, so I'm telling you guys. 216 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,133 My Ziggpad's in there and it is completely 217 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,467 off-limits until after the presentation. 218 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:03,133 No music videos... 219 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,933 no online shopping... 220 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,067 no nothing. Got it? 221 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:08,733 That means you, sticky fingers. 222 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,167 What? Don't look at me. I never remember passwords. 223 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:16,733 (Paul) Now, I want you to imagine... 224 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,067 you're standing at the South Pole... 225 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,067 in your underwear. 226 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:24,067 (shivering) (audience chuckling) 227 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:25,467 Boxers or briefs? (laughing) 228 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:26,833 On the count of three, 229 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,333 you shall return from your polar journey, 230 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,267 fully clothed. (shivering) 231 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:35,200 One, two, three! 232 00:08:35,267 --> 00:08:36,700 (audience reacting) 233 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:41,933 Consider your mind exploded by The Indescribable Paul! 234 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:44,333 Whoo-hoo! 235 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,200 Now, for the finale, I'll need a few volunteers. 236 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:48,600 Uh-oh! 237 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,933 Okay, there is not a shred of scientific evidence 238 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:52,967 to prove hypnosis is real. It's a total crock. 239 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,867 How about these four lovely children right here? 240 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,500 (Mom) That's you guys! 241 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:57,700 Get on up there. 242 00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:58,900 Getting up in front of a crowd? 243 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:00,367 Definitely not my thing. 244 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:01,733 I'll go. It's not like 245 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,800 you can penetrate this steel trap anyway. 246 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:05,300 (makes knocking noises) 247 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:08,800 (applause) 248 00:09:08,867 --> 00:09:11,867 Well, it's better than sitting here, bored out of my mind. 249 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:15,667 Careful. Don't embarrass yourself. 250 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,767 Hmm. (yawning) 251 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:31,167 I want you to relax your body 252 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:35,233 and simply focus on the sound of my voice, 253 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,067 nothing more. 254 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,200 In honor of tomorrow night's 255 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:40,167 highly-anticipated performance 256 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:43,733 of "Pirate-tacular, The Musical," 257 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,900 I want you to imagine that 258 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:48,833 you're a merry band of buccaneers. 259 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,267 Modern or Colonial-era? 260 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,933 Just... You know-- 261 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:54,933 Everyone breathe... 262 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:58,067 and concentrate on the sound of my voice. 263 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:00,733 As you listen, 264 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,967 you'll find your eyelids getting heavier 265 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:07,267 and heavier until it's impossible 266 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,700 to keep them open. 267 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,233 That's it. 268 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,833 I've never seen them this quiet. Yeah... 269 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:16,200 From now until sunrise, 270 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,500 I want you to imagine 271 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:21,600 that you're a bunch 272 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:26,133 of plundering pirates at sea. 273 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:30,633 In three... two... 274 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:33,800 But I-- I'm a steel trap. 275 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,300 One! (kids sighing) 276 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:41,800 (gulls squawking) 277 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:53,033 (Piper groaning, someone hiccupping) 278 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,500 (groaning) 279 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,533 (clearing throat, sniffing) Hmm? 280 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,033 (Piper groaning, Cameron gasping) 281 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:01,333 (Cameron groaning) (Ellie) Hmm? What? Hmm? 282 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,700 I-- I'm blind! 283 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:05,867 No! No-- 284 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,533 (others groaning, muttering) 285 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,167 Oh, whoa. 286 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,800 (Cameron) Whoa, guys, get up. Who trashed this place? 287 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:15,767 Hmm? Oh, hey. 288 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,967 Oh! (stammering) 289 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,500 (Ellie) Did you do this? 290 00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:20,867 Um, good morning? Is this a... 291 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:23,300 (screaming) What the-- 292 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,167 There's a leg handcuffed to my arm! 293 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,700 Whoa! (Ellie and Cameron gasping) 294 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,967 Oh! (laughter) 295 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:33,333 Why are there ping pong balls all over the floor? 296 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,667 (Ellie) Mom and Dad are gonna kill you guys. 297 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:37,067 (groaning) 298 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,600 You have an anchor tattoo on your neck. 299 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,767 (Cameron) Hmm? Tattoo? (squealing) 300 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,267 Oh, whew, it rubs off. 301 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,667 (Piper) What is going on? (Cameron laughing) 302 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,500 Ah! Oh! Oh, no, no, no! 303 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:48,400 This is not funny! 304 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,567 Oh! Eww! 305 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,400 What the-- 306 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,600 O... M... G! 307 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:57,233 My hair! (grunting) 308 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,300 (Nate groaning) 309 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,567 Ah. 310 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:03,767 (stammering) Oh! 311 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,233 (Piper) Did you-- Nate? 312 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,067 Cool! 313 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,333 (Piper) Nate? Morning. 314 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,533 What is that stuff? 315 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,067 (grunting) Hmm? (Nate) Cool! 316 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,900 I'm a mutant! (Ellie) Hello? Um, guys? 317 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,833 (roaring) 318 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,800 Hello? (roaring) 319 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,733 Nate, Nate! Get in the shower and rinse 320 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,933 that off right now. 321 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,900 Geez, okay, "Mom." 322 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,300 (sighing) Ridiculous! 323 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:26,700 (clearing throat) 324 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,067 Seriously guys, what is going on? 325 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:30,267 The last thing I remember was that 326 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,467 magician guy hypnotizing us... 327 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,667 into thinking we were pirates! 328 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:36,267 Okay, we gotta get this room clean before Mom and Dad-- 329 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,467 (knocking at door) 330 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:42,667 (Mom) Honey... let them have their privacy. 331 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,067 It'll help them bond. 332 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,167 You're right. See ya at brunch! 333 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,633 We just need to get dressed! Right. 334 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,300 We'll meet you at the restaurant! 335 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,367 Oh, God. 336 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,500 This stuff's not coming off! 337 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,467 (sniffing) Grape? 338 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,867 Something funny here? 339 00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,200 Yeah, it's grape. 340 00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,700 (rattling) Oh! Whoa. 341 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,900 Oh, no. Oh, no! 342 00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:03,167 Oh, God! No, no, no! 343 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:06,167 (gasping) No, is this Dad's Ziggpad? 344 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,967 (Cameron) Please don't be broken! 345 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,200 (all) It's gone! 346 00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:14,833 (gasping) Oh, no! 347 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,967 This is not good! 348 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,467 Oh, man! Okay. 349 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:21,800 Oh, please be in the safe, please be in the safe... 350 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,500 (Nate gasping) It's not in the safe! 351 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,700 (all sighing, gasping) 352 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,933 But this glove is. Give it to me. 353 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,067 There's something inside! (Piper) Okay, all right... 354 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:33,300 nobody jump to conclusions. 355 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:35,533 Maybe Dad brought his tablet with him? 356 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,233 Without the cover? 357 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,633 Okay, let's just relax and go to brunch-- 358 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,867 Wha-- uh, excuse me? 359 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,133 What am I supposed to do with this? 360 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,867 Oh, yeah, let's get you something for that. 361 00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:53,400 "See other glove." Huh. 362 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,900 (sighing) 363 00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:58,067 Ew. What is this doing here? 364 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,633 It smells like, ugh, mothballs! Ugh. 365 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:02,933 (roaring) 366 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,167 (all shouting, screaming) 367 00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:07,667 Why is there a seal in our closet? 368 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:10,200 I believe that's a-- a sea lion. 369 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,400 (Piper) What the-- (sea lion whining) 370 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,400 (screaming) It smells so bad! 371 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:15,167 (Ellie) Ah! It's gonna eat my face! 372 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,967 (Ellie squeaking) 373 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,367 Ugh! 374 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,433 (sputters) 375 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,833 (Cameron) I guess that means 376 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,133 he likes you? I don't know. 377 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,800 Ha! Well, there's no accounting for taste. 378 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,067 (retching) 379 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,400 (all gasping, shouting) 380 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,333 (Piper) Ew! 381 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,867 (Ellie) Actually, he appears to be 382 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:34,433 an excellent judge of character. 383 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,800 (purring) 384 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,200 What's this? 385 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,133 (Cameron heaving) 386 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,533 I wish I didn't do this. 387 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,067 Ugh. 388 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,867 Ew! You grabbed that from the puke? 389 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,100 That is so nasty! (heaving) 390 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,067 Can everyone please try and stay focused? 391 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,700 We need to go meet Mom and Dad! 392 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,400 (Nate) Let's put it in the bathroom for now. 393 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:54,567 Worry about it later. (groaning) Mm-mm. 394 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,133 Okay, that's it. (sea lion grunting) 395 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,333 Come here, puppy. Yeah, you got him, Nate. 396 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,067 Come on, boy. You stink. Yeah. 397 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,200 (Cameron) Keep him moving. 398 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,100 Come on. (Piper) Seriously? 399 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,500 (Cameron) It's working. 400 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,067 (banana clattering) 401 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,167 Yeah, you better not use my toothbrush, either! 402 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,867 (sea lion growling) 403 00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:15,867 On second thought, it's all yours. 404 00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,467 Just make sure you clean it. 405 00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:19,900 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 406 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,367 (Cameron) Okay, guys, be cool. I got this. 407 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,700 (Ellie) This leg is killing my back. 408 00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,933 (Nate) At least you're not purple! 409 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:28,067 (woman on P.A.) Attention passengers, don't forget to put your name... 410 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,067 Uh, excuse me, young lady. 411 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,233 Have you seen my daughter, Melina? 412 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,733 Um, no. Haven't seen her. 413 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,800 Oh, that's strange, she usually checks in by now. 414 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,433 That's all right, I'll check her room. Thank you. 415 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,067 That's weird. What's that about? 416 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,667 Well, okay. Hey, you! 417 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,233 Hey. 418 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,067 Took you guys long enough to get here. 419 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,233 (Piper) Um, yeah... 420 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,933 Ellie had explosive diarrhea. 421 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,233 Mm. Mm-hmm. 422 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,867 (Dad) Nate... you're purple. 423 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,900 Uh, yes! Thanks for noticing! 424 00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:59,133 It's my new-- my new, uh... 425 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,600 sunscreen. (Cameron) Yeah. 426 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,433 Super-protective. 427 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,167 And what's with that awful coat? 428 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,167 Oh, yeah, no. I'm-- I'm totally fine. 429 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,433 They really have the A/C cranked up in here. 430 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,833 (kids shivering) 431 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,233 (Cameron) Oh, uh, Dad! 432 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,500 Happen to have that Ziggpad handy? Oh, yeah! 433 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,333 I'd love to take a peek at that app again. 434 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,667 I told you, that stays in the safe until the presentation. 435 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:18,833 Oh. Oh. 436 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,433 And for security measures, it's got 437 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,300 the only copy of my "Snobby Squirrels" app. 438 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:30,700 Um... I have "Pulpaphobia." Mm. 439 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,467 Fear of pulp. Mm-hmm. 440 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,933 It's strong in here. (Nate) Oh, yeah! 441 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,900 Is that new? Never heard of it. 442 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,300 Hello there, newcomers. 443 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,067 You're all welcome to help yourselves to our 444 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,167 Briny Brunch Buffet. 445 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,400 That sounds disgusting. (chuckling) 446 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:47,433 Well, it's better than last night's "squidsicles." 447 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,900 Ahoy there, kids! Oh, ahh! 448 00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:56,667 It never ends. 449 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:58,133 (Barnacle) Now I hope you're all enjoying 450 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,367 the second day of this 451 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,867 fun-tastical cruise-a-majiggathon! 452 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,300 (sighing) 453 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,433 Barnacle wanted to let you all know... Mm! 454 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,667 That tomorrow night... (grunting) 455 00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,833 After the big Ziggle launch, 456 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,800 there's gonna be a super-swell farewell gala 457 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:15,167 featuring a concert with a top secret mystery guest! 458 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,500 Ooh! Mm! ((chuckling) 459 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,533 It's gonna put the "dig" in "shindig"! 460 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,767 (all chuckling) 461 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,400 And you are going to look dazzling 462 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,767 in that new necklace I got you. 463 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,100 Ooh, thank you. I was nervous about bringing it... 464 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,300 (Piper) Oh, no! Where's the necklace? 465 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,533 But this is the perfect occasion... 466 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,967 It's not in here. To finally break it out! 467 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,500 Aww... um... 468 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,100 yeah, I'm late! We gotta go! 469 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,300 We gotta go play underwater croquet! 470 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,100 Yeah! (kids agreeing) 471 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,933 But you have to eat! (kids muttering) 472 00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,867 What about the Briny Brunch? 473 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:45,067 (man on P.A.) The Ziggle product launch will begin in 35 hours. 474 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,133 Okay, all I know is 475 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,333 Mom's jewelry was in my purse, 476 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,233 and now it's gone! (sighing) 477 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,933 Wait a minute... 478 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:54,067 isn't that Melina's belt? 479 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,233 What's that red stuff? 480 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,633 Okay, I don't want to point out the obvious, 481 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,400 but we know Melina is missing, and that looks like-- 482 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,733 Okay, if you guys don't shut up, you can add me 483 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,500 to the long list of things you're scared of! 484 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,733 Look, our top priority right now is to find Dad's Ziggpad, 485 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,967 or we're gonna be grounded for life! 486 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,067 Great, we're at Defcon One and all she can do is update her status. 487 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:12,633 Ugh, I'm checking my feed from last night, "snarknado." 488 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,067 Geesh. Maybe we posted a photo or something. 489 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,900 All right. (phone beeping) 490 00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,200 That's weird. 491 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:20,900 I have a text message from "Unknown." 492 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,733 Well, what's it say? Uh... 493 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,300 nothing. Hmm. 494 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,667 Wh-- Thank you! 495 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:29,367 "There's only me. There's only you." 496 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:32,500 (suppressed laughter) "See you at noon." 497 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,067 Okay, who is this obviously 498 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,067 insane person? I know. Cuckoo! 499 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,367 I have no idea. The number is blocked. 500 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,333 Wait, why are there pictures of me and that 501 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,500 cute waiter guy? 502 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,533 (gasping) Maybe he helped you off 503 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,200 Bragg's daughter? Perhaps it was 504 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,500 an ill-fated love triangle. 505 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:48,900 Look, Ellie-- Okay, okay! 506 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,067 Bigger fish to fry, people! 507 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,267 Okay, let's construct a timeline. 508 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,500 We know that we saw 509 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,367 the hypnotism show at 8: 00, right? 510 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:59,067 And I took this photo with that waiter at 9:23. 511 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:01,367 Speaking of fish, shouldn't we get that big blubber-butt 512 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,200 out the room before Mom and Dad get back? 513 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,600 (Ellie) Actually, technically speaking, 514 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,900 a sea lion is not a fish, it's a mammal. 515 00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:10,067 (Hoss) Hold it right there! 516 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,200 You're all coming with me. 517 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,267 What? I'm sorry? Us? 518 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,500 March! (kids protesting) 519 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:15,733 Now! (kids agreeing) 520 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,267 (Nate) I mean, ma'am! Ma'am! Yes, ma'am. 521 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,600 I'm-- I'm marchin'! I got my eye on you. 522 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,833 My advice is to confess now 523 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:27,467 and save yourselves a lot of trouble. 524 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,333 Confess to which thing? I mean, what thing? 525 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,700 'Cause we didn't do anything. 526 00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,667 Why are you purple? 527 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:36,533 Oh, you're just seeing my powerful aura. 528 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,767 You know, some say it's almost blinding, 529 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:39,967 so you might just wanna 530 00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,700 look away while you still can, 'cause, uh... 531 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:45,200 Excuse me, but who are you exactly? 532 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,067 Head of ship security. 533 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,767 H.O.S.S., for short. 534 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:53,933 And the four of you are in a boat-load of trouble. 535 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,267 Ma'am, we have no idea 536 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,800 what you're talking about. Mm-mm. 537 00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:59,100 Why are you wearing a house coat, young lady? 538 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:00,933 Hmm? It's 90 degrees out! 539 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,233 (sniffing) 540 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,633 And you smell like mothballs. 541 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:08,367 Um, uh, is smelling like mothballs against the law? 542 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,800 No, it's not. 543 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:13,633 But let me show you what is, Miss Smartypants. 544 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,633 (Nate) Arr! (Ellie) Hand over the food! 545 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,300 (kids shouting) 546 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,433 That's us? I-- I don't know. 547 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,633 We're going to jail. 548 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,367 This was last night's midnight buffet after it closed. 549 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,433 The costumes were stolen. 550 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,833 We've had to cancel tonight's performance 551 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,567 of "Pirate-tacular, the Musical"! 552 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,733 Oh, no! Not "Pirate-tacular"! 553 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,333 "The Musical"! Yup, "The Musical." 554 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,600 Look, uh, Hoss... Mm-hmm? 555 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,533 we have no idea who those adorable, 556 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,000 merry scamps might be, 557 00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:44,133 but it really just looks like some harmless fun. 558 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,867 Harmless? Yeah. 559 00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,733 Really? Yeah-huh. 560 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,967 Does this look harmless to you? 561 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,100 (Nate) Aye-aye, Captain! (Cameron) Overboard! 562 00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:54,933 (Nate) Imagine that. (Cameron) Throw it overboard. 563 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,467 (kids laughing on video) 564 00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,967 That's a body! What? 565 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,433 We're in trouble. 566 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,800 (Ellie) Is that us? That was definitely us. 567 00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:03,767 Want to tell me what's going on here? 568 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,200 Huh? 569 00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,833 Or why Schnitzel the seal was kidnapped from the aquarium? 570 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,233 (clearing throat) A sea lion. (Cameron) Shut up! 571 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,433 What? He-- he said, um... 572 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,767 He said "stop lyin'." Mm-hmm. 573 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:16,067 As in, you know, "Girl, you stop your lyin'." 574 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,567 (kids talking) 575 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:20,067 I will not. I mean, I am not! 576 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,700 Stop confusing me! 577 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,800 Face it, I got you all on tape. 578 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,267 Now... 579 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,433 who's ready to talk? 580 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,400 I am. (gasping) 581 00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:34,367 No. She doesn't want to talk. 582 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:37,833 By all means... let her speak! 583 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,700 (clearing throat) 584 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,633 That footage would never stand up in court. 585 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,600 If you had clear images of the perpetrator's faces, 586 00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,267 you would've shown them to us by now. 587 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,967 Instead, you have nothing more than circumstantial evidence. 588 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:52,200 You simply can't prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that 589 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,667 that was us. Mm-hmm. 590 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:56,167 So either arrest us-- and risk losing your job-- 591 00:21:56,233 --> 00:22:00,067 or release us posthaste, forthwith. 592 00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:05,067 You have made a very powerful enemy here today. 593 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,900 From this moment on, I am 594 00:22:07,967 --> 00:22:11,400 going to be on you like stink on skunk. 595 00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,200 Stink on skunk. What? 596 00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,167 Now, get outta here! 597 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,367 Okay! Okay! 598 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:19,767 Yes, ma'am-- sir! Sorry! 599 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,600 Whew, that was close! But at least we got 600 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,633 a few more things to add to the timeline. 601 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,067 The security footage showed that we were on the deck 602 00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:27,800 by the pool at 1:12 am. 603 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:29,800 And we were also at the midnight buffet. 604 00:22:29,867 --> 00:22:32,500 If we could just figure out when the midnight buffet was! 605 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,100 Huh? Man. Oh! 606 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:38,833 Okay, um, hello? 607 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,700 Can we please focus on the biggest revelation here? 608 00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:43,767 Piper threw Melina overboard because she wanted her belt! 609 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,533 "A," no! No, no, no, I didn't, 610 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,533 and B... you were there too! 611 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,800 Wha-- so, I'm an accessory? 612 00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:52,767 Over an accessory? Guys, enough already. 613 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,067 This is serious! 614 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,667 We've got to find Dad's Ziggpad. 615 00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:58,700 If we don't, we're all gonna be thrown overboard! 616 00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,567 How did Schnitzel the sea lion get out of the bathroom? 617 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:01,867 (Ellie) He didn't get-- the stairs! 618 00:23:01,933 --> 00:23:03,267 (Cameron) Oh, no, he's loose! 619 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,267 Come on, are we sure that's Schnitzel? 620 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,467 You know, a lot of fish look-- 621 00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:08,167 Yup, that's Schnitzel. Yeah. 622 00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:10,567 We can't just leave him wandering around the ship! 623 00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:11,967 We'll divide and conquer. 624 00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:14,100 Ellie and Cam keep looking for Dad's Ziggpad. 625 00:23:14,167 --> 00:23:15,833 Nate and I will go talk to that hypnotist. 626 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,233 And if anyone finds Schnitzel, 627 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,467 return him back to his show. 628 00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:19,667 We'll meet back at the pool. 629 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,900 All right, on three... 630 00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:25,500 (whispering) One, two, three-- break! 631 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:31,067 What the heck? Oh. 632 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,900 This... 633 00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:37,300 Um... 634 00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:39,133 (clearing throat) Nate, get back here. 635 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,067 Shh! Shut up! Shush! 636 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:42,433 I've been expecting you. 637 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,933 (scoffing) I'll bet you have! 638 00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:47,100 I assume you're here to return my handcuffs? 639 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:49,833 Yeah, about that-- you wouldn't happen to have the key, 640 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,267 would you? 'Cause, you know... 641 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,900 Any chance, that you... Yeah, we don't have that. 642 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,700 The key is inside all of you. 643 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,467 Can you please just tell us 644 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:58,067 exactly what happened last night? 645 00:23:58,067 --> 00:24:00,667 (snorting) Isn't it obvious? 646 00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:03,567 You became a merry band of pirates. 647 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,267 What? You completely ruined our lives! 648 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:10,533 Ruined them? Or did I vastly improve them? 649 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,667 Um, hmm, let's see. If you haven't noticed, 650 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,300 I'm purple! 651 00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,667 He wasn't like that before. 652 00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:18,367 The Indescribable Paul only sees what's within. 653 00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:19,600 Can you just try not to be weird 654 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:20,967 for one minute and tell us 655 00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:23,767 how to get our memories back? 656 00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:32,267 (discordant notes playing) 657 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,600 He sucks. Awful, isn't it? 658 00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:37,467 Four individual notes that clash. 659 00:24:37,533 --> 00:24:38,867 Oh, brother. 660 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:42,533 But force them to work together in harmony... 661 00:24:45,367 --> 00:24:48,233 (harmonious notes playing) 662 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,733 They create beautiful music. 663 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,233 Oh, I get it. It's a metaphor. 664 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,300 See, we're the four notes that clash and were gonna-- 665 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,133 Shut up, Nate. Yep. 666 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,867 I wish you the best of luck in finding your answers. 667 00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,133 Now, if you'll excuse me... 668 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:06,900 This is ridiculous! 669 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:08,400 How are we supposed to find the right tablet? 670 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,600 Literally everyone in here has one. 671 00:25:12,567 --> 00:25:13,867 Hmm? 672 00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:16,867 "Ellie, where were you?" 673 00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,567 Okay, that's weird. 674 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:19,967 Well, now we know where 675 00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:21,433 you were supposed to meet your mystery date. 676 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,967 Ha! I bet it's killing you that you don't know who it is. 677 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,733 Okay, please, I have way more 678 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,300 important things to worry about. 679 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:29,500 Okay, you guys! 680 00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:31,400 That guy Paul was of no help. 681 00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:32,633 Yeah, and no sign of Schnitzel. 682 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:33,833 (boy) A-ha! 683 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,233 (Pipe) This guy? (Nate) No way. 684 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,533 (boy) The fight is on! 685 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,233 Main square, 4:00. 686 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,433 We will duel. 687 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,800 What? Why? 688 00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:46,067 Because I have accepted of your challenge, 689 00:25:46,133 --> 00:25:48,300 when you slap my face with this! 690 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:49,800 (Cameron) The other glove! 691 00:25:49,867 --> 00:25:52,233 Look, whatever happened, I really need that glove back. 692 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,233 You only receive of glove by defeat of me. 693 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:57,667 Huh? 694 00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,733 (boy) Oh! Banjak! 695 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,233 Huh? Hmm? You are purple! 696 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,667 You are sea monster! 697 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:06,067 This may be a cultural difference... 698 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,433 Yeah. 'Cause I'm no Banjak. 699 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,067 4:00, we fight for your glove, 700 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:13,400 lowly little runt! Ah, ha! 701 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,933 Bye! (Cameron) All right. 702 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:18,900 (Ellie) Okay, can this day get any weirder? 703 00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,167 Seriously, Piper! 704 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,067 Stop ogling him. We've got a job to do! 705 00:26:22,067 --> 00:26:24,867 I'm not ogling him. I'm ogling his watch. 706 00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:27,067 It's insanely expensive. 707 00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:28,667 How can a waiter afford something like that? 708 00:26:28,733 --> 00:26:30,933 I don't know. Maybe it's a fake. 709 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:33,433 Or maybe he's a thief. 710 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,167 Come on, we need to follow him. 711 00:26:36,233 --> 00:26:38,533 Guess it's just me and you, man. 712 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,967 Me and-- What? 713 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:44,067 Or just me. 714 00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:46,500 (Ellie) Oh, we lost that waiter guy. 715 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:49,267 I'll bet he's got Mom's jewelry and Dad's tablet. 716 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,233 Probably snatched them from me when we took those photos! 717 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,333 (sighing) It's always the cute ones. 718 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:59,633 (distant singing) Wait, I know that voice. 719 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,900 * There's no way to say this song's * 720 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:03,767 * About someone else * 721 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,933 * Every time you're not in my arms * 722 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,433 It's Cody Simpson! * I start to lose myself * 723 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,767 He's the mystery performer for Dad's Ziggle launch. 724 00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,100 O.M.G. No way! 725 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:12,867 * Don't you let 'em see me down * 726 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:15,233 * Oh, you have taken over my days * 727 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,567 * So tonight I'm going out * 728 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:21,133 A little more guitar in the monitors and we should be good. 729 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,533 Thank you guys. I'll see you at the show. 730 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,467 Okay, Cody... 731 00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:27,067 You're just so incredible. What are you doing here? 732 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,867 Oh, so sorry to interrupt. 733 00:27:28,933 --> 00:27:30,700 We're just looking for somebody. 734 00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:32,200 Somebody? 735 00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:35,267 Clearly it wasn't me, was it? 736 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,767 Good going Ellie, now Cody Simpson officially hates us! 737 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,167 Wha-- What did I do? 738 00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:47,067 (girls gasping) Melina! 739 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:49,100 Oh, my gosh, you're alive! 740 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,333 Eww, what's wrong with you? Get off me! 741 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,600 Okay. Oh... 742 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:55,500 Wait, why do you have my Mom's jewelry? 743 00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:57,133 (scoffing) Nice memory. 744 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,667 You traded me your jewelry for my belt last night. 745 00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:01,800 Which, I have to say, looked pretty ridiculous 746 00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:03,933 with your whole pirate get-up. 747 00:28:04,067 --> 00:28:05,367 Look, I really need that back. 748 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,533 Forget it, I'm not taking that belt back. 749 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,700 You spilled cherry sauce or something all over it. 750 00:28:11,767 --> 00:28:13,167 (Ellie) Uh-oh. We were supposed to meet 751 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,700 Mom and Dad five minutes ago! 752 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:16,467 Oh! Let's go! 753 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,967 Like stink on skunk! 754 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:28,633 Hey, are you guys having fun? 755 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,833 Yup! Mm-hmm. 756 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,933 It just never seems to end. 757 00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:33,400 Sorry for the late notice, but... 758 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:35,200 we have to back out of the family port excursion. 759 00:28:35,267 --> 00:28:36,533 You guys go. 760 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,700 Bergstrom! 761 00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:40,467 (gasping) 762 00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:42,100 (Dad) What happened to your leg, sir? 763 00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:45,067 Huh? Oh, well now, that's a funny story. 764 00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:47,767 I lost it to a hungry Komodo dragon on 765 00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,933 a golf course in Osaka in '91. 766 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,467 You know, last night, I took off my prosthetic to go for 767 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,867 a little moonlit dip... somebody snatched it. 768 00:28:57,933 --> 00:28:59,400 What? I ask you, 769 00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:01,733 what kind of inhuman villain is going to run off 770 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,933 with another man's leg? 771 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,833 (laughing nervously) Beats me! 772 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,100 (kids shouting) 773 00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,500 Bergstrom! Yes, sir? 774 00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:10,600 Let's go. Yes, sir. 775 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,800 Catch up to you later. 776 00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,667 Bye. Yeah, bye. 777 00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:15,867 See ya later! 778 00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:17,133 I have to get his leg back to him! 779 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,800 Okay, guys, we need to search the ship 780 00:29:18,867 --> 00:29:21,100 for Dad's Ziggpad while everyone's on shore. 781 00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:22,667 It's got to be here somewhere. 782 00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:24,167 Oh, it's almost 4:00. 783 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,067 I have to meet that crazy guy in the town square. 784 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:27,967 Cameron, that guy wants to fight you! 785 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:29,167 I'm not gonna fight him. 786 00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:30,833 but I have to get that glove back! 787 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,300 "See other glove," remember? 788 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,800 There's got to be a clue in it. 789 00:29:34,867 --> 00:29:36,533 (steel drums playing) 790 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,833 (crowd chattering) 791 00:29:41,267 --> 00:29:43,100 You just worry about getting the glove. 792 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:44,333 I'll figure out some sort of distraction 793 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,733 to get you out of the fight. 794 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,233 Yeah. Okay? Break! 795 00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:53,100 (Cameron) (laughing) What is this? 796 00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:59,067 Ah, look who is not made of chickens after all. 797 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:01,033 Look, can we talk about this? 798 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:04,133 Enough of your chatter! We fight for the glove now! 799 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,167 Banjak! Aah! What? Where? 800 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:09,533 Oh, right. 801 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,967 Banjaks are purple. 802 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:15,167 (horn blowing, crowd cheering) 803 00:30:16,633 --> 00:30:17,933 Oh, I gotta get that glove! 804 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,333 (boy) We duel for the glove... There it is! 805 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,300 And for honor! 806 00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:23,500 Whoa, whoa! Here goes nothing! 807 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,433 What are we doing here? 808 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,900 Well, remember that liquid nitrogen from the pool? 809 00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:29,500 There's got to be more around here somewhere. 810 00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,333 I thought we were trying to get the leg off. 811 00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:33,767 Are you not familiar with even 812 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,933 the simplest fundamentals of science? 813 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,133 Oh, well, I... just... 814 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,267 Oh, here. 815 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:43,633 This will freeze the locks of the cuffs, 816 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,600 which will shatter after enough pressure is applied. 817 00:30:57,867 --> 00:30:59,000 Mm-hmm! Ah! 818 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:00,300 (man) Hey! (both gasping) 819 00:31:00,367 --> 00:31:01,833 You were the guys who raided the kitchen 820 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:03,433 and stole all that grape yogurt last night. 821 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,833 We were? 822 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,100 Yeah, you were dressed up like pirates, shouting 823 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:07,933 "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of fro-yo"! 824 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,267 Are you gonna turn us in? 825 00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,100 Me? Nah. I thought it was funny. 826 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:12,500 (girls chuckling) 827 00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:15,167 But he didn't... 828 00:31:15,233 --> 00:31:17,433 That guy has got no sense of humor. 829 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,400 (gasping) (speaking native language) 830 00:31:21,467 --> 00:31:24,333 Ingmar is an expert in the Swedish art of "fishjitsu." 831 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,067 I'm sorry, "fishjitsu"? Yeah... 832 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:29,800 (speaking native language) 833 00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:31,067 Bah! 834 00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:32,267 (both gasping) 835 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,733 He's this mad about stolen yogurt? 836 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,100 Ah, nah, but he was furious 837 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:38,633 about that ice sculpture you threw overboard. 838 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,367 Ice sculpture... overboard... 839 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,600 Yeah, it was the spitting image of his beloved grandmother. 840 00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:48,067 (speaking native language) 841 00:31:48,067 --> 00:31:49,800 We should-- I'm gonna go. Okay, yeah. 842 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,100 (speaking native language) 843 00:31:51,167 --> 00:31:53,567 (clatter, glass breaking) 844 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,233 Whew! Wow, that was close! 845 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,933 We almost just got fish mongered or whatever he said. 846 00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:00,367 Yeah, but... (sighing) 847 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:02,067 I totally could've taken him with the leg! 848 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,267 (both laughing) 849 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,400 Yeah, I know you could have. 850 00:32:05,467 --> 00:32:07,867 Come on, let's stow the stump and find that waiter guy. 851 00:32:07,933 --> 00:32:09,067 (Ellie) Okay, let's hit it! 852 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,933 (grunting, crowd cheering) 853 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:13,400 This isn't fair! I've never done this before! 854 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:16,633 You cannot run! Nate! Nate! A little help! 855 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:19,400 You are irresistible, little purple Banjak. 856 00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:23,900 Okay, sure. (roaring) 857 00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:25,533 I do impressions, too. 858 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,267 Nate! Nate! Ah! 859 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,833 (man on P.A.) Oh, you'll have to do better than that! 860 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,367 (grunting) 861 00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:34,367 I think I got this. 862 00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:35,933 Hyah! 863 00:32:36,067 --> 00:32:38,233 It's just like a video game. 864 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,233 (grunting, fighting) Aah! 865 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:43,067 (grunting) Whoa! Ah, ah! 866 00:32:43,067 --> 00:32:45,500 Aah! (man) You all right, man? 867 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:47,533 Wha-- Huh-- Whoo! 868 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,967 Yes, I did it! 869 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:51,433 Take the glove! 870 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:56,867 It's the perfect cover. 871 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,100 He scopes everyone's valuables while he's serving them. 872 00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:02,467 (scoffing) That girl has no shame whatsoever! 873 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:06,100 I'll be doing the Fashion Frenzy event tomorrow. 874 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,400 Maybe you can stop by and cheer me on? 875 00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:09,800 It'd be nice to have someone other than 876 00:33:09,867 --> 00:33:11,100 my father in my corner. 877 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:14,200 I think I might be working. 878 00:33:14,267 --> 00:33:17,100 Maybe you can rearrange your schedule for me? 879 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:19,267 (Piper) I swear, I'm gonna throw 880 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,133 that flirt overboard-- for real this time! 881 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,400 Come on! 882 00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:26,800 We need to get you out of this. 883 00:33:26,867 --> 00:33:28,067 You're a little late! 884 00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,800 Oh, sorry. I was just-- 885 00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:32,333 No way, you got it! Yeah. 886 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,067 And the clue inside says, 887 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,333 "X marks the spot." 888 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,200 Great. More pirate bologna. 889 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:41,667 That's not getting old at all. 890 00:33:41,733 --> 00:33:43,333 (ship horn blaring) 891 00:33:46,267 --> 00:33:48,533 Oh, we've got to get in that room! 892 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,200 Hey, what are you doing? 893 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,433 (Piper gasping) (laughing) 894 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,500 Softball. Starting pitcher. 895 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:11,167 Huh. This guy's been busy. 896 00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:12,800 (scoffing) Yeah! 897 00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:14,533 What's in there? 898 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:20,733 Oh! It's not Dad's. 899 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,533 (Hoss) Hyah! Yah! 900 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,900 Caught you red-handed this time, breaking and entering! 901 00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:27,100 Try arguing your way out of 902 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,667 this one, Miss Lady Lawyerpants! 903 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,600 We just discovered a major thief on board! 904 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,100 (Ellie) You should be thanking us. 905 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:33,333 (Piper) Yeah! What's going on? 906 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,733 Aah! (Taser crackling) 907 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,633 Aah! (Hoss laughing) 908 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,233 Oh! What'd I do? 909 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:41,567 We know you stole all that stuff, pretty boy. 910 00:34:41,633 --> 00:34:43,333 Fess up! Where's our Dad's tablet? 911 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,533 Is that what you think? 912 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,067 I'd do that to you after all the fun 913 00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:48,067 we had hanging out last night? 914 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:49,500 Just answer the question. 915 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,267 Those are gifts from my father. 916 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:57,567 He's the CEO and owner of Moxie Enterprises, 917 00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:59,867 the multi-national conglomerate of which this 918 00:35:00,067 --> 00:35:01,567 cruise line is a subsidiary. 919 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:05,567 I'm sorry, wait. So, you're the owner's son? 920 00:35:06,633 --> 00:35:07,900 You wait tables. 921 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:10,133 I'm learning the family business from the ground up. 922 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,333 Ah. 923 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,333 I'm terribly sorry, sir. 924 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,433 I will take these lawbreakers 925 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:19,400 to the brig now if you don't mind. 926 00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:22,367 That won't be necessary. 927 00:35:22,433 --> 00:35:24,733 I invited them in. They're here legally. 928 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,533 But they're responsible for a wave of-- 929 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,200 Unless you want me to press charges 930 00:35:31,267 --> 00:35:33,767 for being Tasered without cause, 931 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:35,067 I suggest you be leaving. 932 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,233 Immediately. 933 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,500 (Ellie) Buh-bye. Wow. 934 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,633 Thanks. I got to ask, 935 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,133 what made last night so awesome 936 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,433 that you would do this for us? 937 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,367 Simply put, you were the most spontaneous, 938 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,567 sweet, and fun girl I've ever met. 939 00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:55,500 This one right here? Shut up, Ellie. 940 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,067 And where exactly did we hang out? 941 00:35:58,133 --> 00:36:02,433 On the upper deck, under the stars. 942 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,900 Beginning to think it might not have been 943 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:06,367 as memorable for you. 944 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:10,200 Well, last night was a little... fuzzy, 945 00:36:10,267 --> 00:36:11,733 but you definitely seem like 946 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,700 someone worth remembering. 947 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:15,800 I'll tell you what. 948 00:36:15,867 --> 00:36:19,167 All is forgiven if you save me a dance 949 00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:20,800 at the big launch tomorrow night. 950 00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:23,600 Sounds like a date. 951 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:26,233 (chuckles) 952 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,533 (man) Attention: The Ziggle product launch 953 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,067 will begin in 16 hours and 58 minutes. 954 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:34,633 (Schnitzel barking) 955 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,200 (Cameron) There! I think we have it all cleaned up. 956 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,233 So, nobody's found anything? Mnh-mnh. 957 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,667 There's got to be some sort of clue 958 00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:48,733 or something that we've missed or overlooked. 959 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,067 Whoo! Guys, this loofah thing 960 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:53,733 really does work wonders! 961 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,767 Check it out. 962 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:56,800 No way, dude! You got it off! 963 00:36:56,867 --> 00:36:58,067 Well, almost. 964 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,233 (Piper) What's this? 965 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,933 (Cameron) Oh. Yeah. 966 00:37:02,067 --> 00:37:03,633 This is weird. 967 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,833 This Ping-Pong ball has a number on it. 968 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,800 B-12? 969 00:37:07,867 --> 00:37:09,933 Maybe it's a really big vitamin? 970 00:37:10,067 --> 00:37:11,333 (Nate) Oh, yeah. (gasps) 971 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,667 Wait a minute. 972 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,833 Bingo! 973 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,500 It's a bingo ball from the Senior Bingo Tournament. 974 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,067 Looks like they have a game every day. 975 00:37:20,067 --> 00:37:21,500 Well, we know we didn't have the tablet with us 976 00:37:21,567 --> 00:37:22,700 at the midnight buffet. 977 00:37:22,767 --> 00:37:24,200 I didn't see it on the video. 978 00:37:24,267 --> 00:37:26,400 Well, maybe we lost it right before then. 979 00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:28,067 We've got to get into that bingo hall. 980 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:29,267 When's the next game? 981 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,667 Uh... 982 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,267 Doors don't open for half an hour. 983 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,467 What do we do until then? 984 00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:36,767 I still need to get 985 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:38,467 Mom's jewelry back from Melina somehow. 986 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:40,567 Yeah, and I need to return her dad's leg. 987 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:44,867 Hmm... 988 00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:47,167 (chatter, cheering) 989 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:49,933 Whoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! 990 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:54,400 Hey, kiddies, who's ready to join me for Fashion Frenzy? 991 00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:56,300 Whoo! (audience cheering) 992 00:37:56,367 --> 00:37:57,900 Now, for the special contest, 993 00:37:57,967 --> 00:37:59,833 I'll need some special volunteers. 994 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,500 Come on now, don't be shy. 995 00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:02,900 (chuckling) 996 00:38:02,967 --> 00:38:04,900 (Barnacle) Ooh, yes! 997 00:38:04,967 --> 00:38:07,433 Yes, you. Okay, now, the rules are simple. 998 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,633 You've got three minutes to go into this old trunk of junk 999 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,967 and pick out whatever gives you the most 1000 00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:15,367 swaggerific, spectacular-docious outfit 1001 00:38:15,433 --> 00:38:16,567 as judged by our audience 1002 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:19,100 and Barnacle's patented 1003 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:20,533 Whoopie-Noise-O-Meter! 1004 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,933 (audience cheering) 1005 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:23,267 Whoo! 1006 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:25,500 Good luck. 1007 00:38:25,567 --> 00:38:28,167 I really need that jewelry back. 1008 00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:30,767 Like the clown said, good luck. 1009 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,067 How about this? 1010 00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:35,100 If I win Fashion Frenzy, you return the jewelry. 1011 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:36,500 What if I win? 1012 00:38:36,567 --> 00:38:39,300 What do you have that I could possibly want? 1013 00:38:39,367 --> 00:38:42,200 Psst, Piper. 1014 00:38:42,267 --> 00:38:43,833 Listen, you are hands down 1015 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,533 the most fashionable person I know. 1016 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,567 Just bet the Moogli. 1017 00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:50,933 If I had a purse like that, I'd bet it on you. 1018 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,800 (Barnacle) Everyone gather round. We're gonna need all of you. 1019 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,067 No way. 1020 00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:57,067 That's clearly fake. 1021 00:38:57,067 --> 00:38:58,533 It's a real Alfonse Moogli. 1022 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,233 Signed and everything. 1023 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,533 Deal? 1024 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,767 Definitely. 1025 00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:07,600 Now, you're gonna jump into that trunk, 1026 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:09,467 and once you've selected your items, 1027 00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:12,533 go backstage and get all dolly-dolled up. 1028 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,933 On your mark, get set, 1029 00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:16,467 frenzy! 1030 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:18,533 (laughter) 1031 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,067 Ooh, I like these shoes. 1032 00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,633 Ooh, that's so cute! 1033 00:39:23,233 --> 00:39:24,800 (gasps) Yeah. 1034 00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:28,867 (laughing maniacally) 1035 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:31,200 This is gonna work so well. That's cute. 1036 00:39:31,267 --> 00:39:33,233 Go for the boa! Get the boa! 1037 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,433 Aah! 1038 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,667 (laughter) 1039 00:39:35,733 --> 00:39:37,400 Time's up! Time's up! Time's up! 1040 00:39:37,467 --> 00:39:39,500 Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! 1041 00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:40,900 I'm glad we got it. 1042 00:39:42,933 --> 00:39:44,600 Okay, I'll sneak over and put the leg 1043 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:46,300 by his crutches so he can't miss it. 1044 00:39:46,367 --> 00:39:47,700 What if he sees you? 1045 00:39:47,767 --> 00:39:50,167 Um, uh, just signal me if he starts to move. 1046 00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:53,067 Just keep it subtle. 1047 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:54,267 (cheering) 1048 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,567 Now ol' Barnacle's gonna bring out 1049 00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:56,900 the contestants one by one, 1050 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,400 and the loudest applause will tell us the winner. 1051 00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:01,467 First contestant! 1052 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,967 Make some noise, people! 1053 00:40:04,033 --> 00:40:05,467 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1054 00:40:07,767 --> 00:40:09,367 Ooh, 60. 1055 00:40:09,433 --> 00:40:10,867 Not bad. (chuckles) 1056 00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:13,567 You know, the new Ziggle product launch 1057 00:40:13,633 --> 00:40:15,233 is more than a presentation. 1058 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,633 It's a spectacle. 1059 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,800 Wait, no! No! 1060 00:40:19,867 --> 00:40:22,633 (Barnacle) Ooh, second contestant! Yes! 1061 00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:26,067 Oh, it's energy and rhythm 1062 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:28,000 working in unison and being in the moment. 1063 00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:30,567 I mean, that's the Ziggle philosophy in a nutshell. 1064 00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:33,667 (Barnacle) 75! Whoo! 1065 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,467 Third contestant! 1066 00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:37,900 (audience cheering) 1067 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,167 84! 1068 00:40:42,233 --> 00:40:44,467 Yes! 1069 00:40:44,533 --> 00:40:47,067 Fourth contestant! 1070 00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:48,933 (cheering) 1071 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:53,033 (muffled shouting) 1072 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,400 (whimpers) No! 1073 00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:56,100 (whimpers) Oh! 1074 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:58,667 (Barnacle) 92! 1075 00:40:58,733 --> 00:41:02,067 Yeah! (Nate) Ellie's gonna get caught! 1076 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,233 (gasps) 1077 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,767 (cawing) 1078 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,667 Hey, Bragg, look over here! 1079 00:41:06,733 --> 00:41:08,533 Hey! Look at me! 1080 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,067 (cawing) 1081 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,533 Hmm? 1082 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,967 (Barnacle gasping excitedly) 1083 00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:17,567 99! 1084 00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:19,367 Ooh! (sighs) 1085 00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:21,400 (audience cheering) 1086 00:41:21,467 --> 00:41:23,100 (cawing) 1087 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,167 (laughing) 1088 00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:29,933 Why, I haven't seen readings like that 1089 00:41:30,067 --> 00:41:33,067 in all my two years of hosting! 1090 00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:35,800 But we have one more contestant, so... 1091 00:41:35,867 --> 00:41:38,533 (cheering and applause) 1092 00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:49,533 92! 1093 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,267 We need more clapping. She's gonna lose! 1094 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,833 Come on, what do we do? 1095 00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:58,100 Hey, I've got an idea! Change-up. 1096 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,133 (Barnacle) 100! 1097 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,867 Whoo-hoo! 1098 00:42:05,933 --> 00:42:07,700 (cheering and laughter) 1099 00:42:10,067 --> 00:42:11,467 Yeah, Piper! Come on, sis! 1100 00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:13,833 Whoo! (Barnacle) Winner! 1101 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,867 Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 1102 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,067 Hoo-hoo! 1103 00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:18,600 Ah, yes. 1104 00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:19,900 Did such a good job. 1105 00:42:19,967 --> 00:42:21,300 That's the best one I've seen yet. 1106 00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:22,867 That's my leg. 1107 00:42:22,933 --> 00:42:25,167 Whoa, baby, where did you go? 1108 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,600 Looks like you're in good shape. 1109 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:29,067 (chuckles) Still fits like a leg. 1110 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:31,433 (gasps) Let's dance! Whoo! 1111 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,833 (laughter) 1112 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:36,533 Hey, guys. 1113 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,100 Congratulations. 1114 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:39,300 You really earned this. 1115 00:42:39,367 --> 00:42:40,933 Yours was insane. 1116 00:42:41,067 --> 00:42:43,833 That was a total "Girl On Fire" moment. 1117 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,700 Your outfit was amazing, Melina. 1118 00:42:45,767 --> 00:42:47,800 It could have gone either way. 1119 00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:49,500 Maybe we can hang out sometime 1120 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,333 and trade some fashion tips? 1121 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,400 I'd like that. 1122 00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:55,067 (squeals) 1123 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,800 Oh, we can still make the Senior Bingo Tournament. 1124 00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,067 Okay, I got to return this stuff 1125 00:42:59,067 --> 00:43:01,267 back to the safe before Mom gets dressed. 1126 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:02,733 Uh-oh. What? 1127 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,067 It's a senior bingo tournament. 1128 00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:06,700 They're never gonna let a bunch of kids in. 1129 00:43:09,467 --> 00:43:11,267 I got this one. 1130 00:43:14,933 --> 00:43:16,433 Out of my way, whippersnapper! 1131 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,667 Grandpa came to play. 1132 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:23,667 G-50. 1133 00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:27,700 I-20. 1134 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:36,067 O-62. 1135 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:39,067 (groaning) 1136 00:43:39,067 --> 00:43:42,733 Excuse me, fellow senior, 1137 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,467 were you here the other night? 1138 00:43:44,533 --> 00:43:46,133 I'm here for every game. 1139 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,233 Can't win one to save my life, though. 1140 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,433 I-25. 1141 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,600 Did anything unusual happen? 1142 00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:55,300 No, not that I remember. 1143 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:59,567 Oh, unless you mean those pirates ransacking the place. 1144 00:43:59,633 --> 00:44:02,733 Oh... that's exactly what I mean. 1145 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,967 Oh, they were having a fine old time. 1146 00:44:05,067 --> 00:44:07,133 One of them stole the cash box, 1147 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,833 but he left all the money. 1148 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,767 That's terrible pirating if you ask me. 1149 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:14,400 Oh, and one stole Mrs. Fogelman's coat. 1150 00:44:14,467 --> 00:44:15,667 But, she deserves it. 1151 00:44:15,733 --> 00:44:18,267 Miserable, cheating old biddy. 1152 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:22,533 Yeah, Fogelman, I'm talking to you! 1153 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,233 I-17. 1154 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:26,633 Did you happen to notice if any one of them 1155 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:29,067 had a Ziggpad tablet? A what? 1156 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,200 Oh, it's one of those, uh, newfangled thingamagidgets. 1157 00:44:32,267 --> 00:44:35,200 Well, there's one way to check. 1158 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,700 There must be something I'm missing. 1159 00:44:37,767 --> 00:44:39,633 (kids shouting, laughing on video) 1160 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:41,367 (camera flashing) 1161 00:44:42,867 --> 00:44:44,067 They took a picture. 1162 00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:45,867 You took a picture? Yep! 1163 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,400 Yep, those salty sea dogs 1164 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,767 were as close to me as you are now. 1165 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,567 Can I take a peek at your camera? 1166 00:44:52,633 --> 00:44:54,867 Sure. O-16. 1167 00:44:56,933 --> 00:44:58,567 Where's the picture? 1168 00:44:58,633 --> 00:45:00,267 It's inside, silly. 1169 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:03,833 I'm gonna get the film developed later this afternoon. 1170 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:05,167 I-- I don't understand! 1171 00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:07,467 (Hoss) I'll take care of that for you, ma'am. 1172 00:45:07,533 --> 00:45:08,667 Ship's courtesy. 1173 00:45:08,733 --> 00:45:10,300 Well, that's mighty nice of you. 1174 00:45:10,367 --> 00:45:14,800 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 1175 00:45:14,867 --> 00:45:18,300 G-59. (gasping) 1176 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:20,833 Who's lucky today? You got Bingo! 1177 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,133 Oh, my. Oh, my gracious. 1178 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,833 Bingo! 1179 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,067 Bingo! 1180 00:45:28,067 --> 00:45:30,900 You've just won a fabulous marine sports package, 1181 00:45:30,967 --> 00:45:33,700 complete with turbo-injected hydro blasters! 1182 00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:36,233 Guaranteed to blast you 30 feet... up in the sky! 1183 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,233 A thrill of a lifetime! 1184 00:45:40,233 --> 00:45:42,233 (man on P.A.) Attention, Ziggle product launch 1185 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:45,133 will be in 1 hour, 47 minutes. 1186 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,200 How are we supposed to get those pictures? 1187 00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:56,567 That's your department, Master Thief. 1188 00:45:56,633 --> 00:45:59,200 Didn't you get like to level 900 or something on that game? 1189 00:45:59,267 --> 00:46:00,867 I don't know if I can do it. 1190 00:46:00,933 --> 00:46:03,067 Cam, it's the bottom of the ninth, 1191 00:46:03,067 --> 00:46:04,400 we're fourth and goal, 1192 00:46:04,467 --> 00:46:07,167 and we really need a three-pointer right now. 1193 00:46:07,233 --> 00:46:09,200 Besides, I believe in you, bro. 1194 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:11,867 (sighing) 1195 00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:14,333 Okay, fine. But we have to work together. 1196 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,433 Don't worry, I've got something in mind 1197 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,800 that's so brilliant that it'll go down in 1198 00:46:18,867 --> 00:46:20,633 the history books. (both laughing) 1199 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:24,700 if they ever make history books about mayhem on cruise ships. 1200 00:46:24,767 --> 00:46:27,067 Just wear this. 1201 00:46:27,133 --> 00:46:29,333 (crowd chattering) 1202 00:46:30,867 --> 00:46:32,833 (Nate) There she is! Get ready! 1203 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,433 (Cameron) Okay, got it. 1204 00:46:36,233 --> 00:46:38,900 (Hoss) Okay, let's see what we've got here. 1205 00:46:38,967 --> 00:46:42,400 Terrible hat... (gasping) Bingo! 1206 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,867 (Cameron) Ahoy, matey! 1207 00:46:44,933 --> 00:46:47,200 Whoa! Great Poseidon's beard! 1208 00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:48,767 Whoo! Thank you! 1209 00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,500 (Hoss) Ah, thief! 1210 00:46:51,967 --> 00:46:53,300 Dude, that was awesome! 1211 00:46:53,367 --> 00:46:55,433 Yeah, I can't believe I did that! 1212 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,067 Ah! You! Unh! Thief! 1213 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:02,567 These will show if we had Dad's Ziggtab at Bingo. 1214 00:47:02,633 --> 00:47:04,233 Come on, let's go back to the room 1215 00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,167 and check these pictures out! Come on, let's go! 1216 00:47:08,067 --> 00:47:09,167 (Dad) I don't get it. 1217 00:47:09,233 --> 00:47:10,567 They know how important this is to me. 1218 00:47:10,633 --> 00:47:12,667 Well, maybe they're already at the theater. 1219 00:47:12,733 --> 00:47:14,200 Have you noticed they've been acting different lately? 1220 00:47:14,267 --> 00:47:17,833 A little... better? Yeah, It's nice. 1221 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,633 We should go on cruises more often. 1222 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:21,900 (man on P.A.) Attention: The Ziggle product launch 1223 00:47:21,967 --> 00:47:23,100 will begin in 24 minutes. 1224 00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:25,067 (sighing) I can't believe it. 1225 00:47:25,067 --> 00:47:27,733 After all that, we didn't have Dad's Ziggpad at Bingo. 1226 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,933 That was our last hope. 1227 00:47:29,067 --> 00:47:32,067 It's game over. It's gone for good. 1228 00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:34,433 It's probably at the bottom of the ocean by now. 1229 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,767 Well, we might as well go face the consequences. 1230 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:39,767 The least we can do is be there like we promised Mom and Dad. 1231 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,200 Guess that's it, then. 1232 00:47:41,267 --> 00:47:44,067 We saved ourselves, but we couldn't save Dad. 1233 00:47:44,067 --> 00:47:45,967 He's going to be publicly humiliated, 1234 00:47:46,067 --> 00:47:47,600 fired in front of millions! 1235 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:50,667 We should destroy the evidence. 1236 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:53,667 Although, it's kind of a shame. 1237 00:47:53,733 --> 00:47:55,600 Yeah. 1238 00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:57,400 We all look so happy together. 1239 00:47:57,467 --> 00:48:00,067 (Nate) Arr! (all chuckling) 1240 00:48:00,067 --> 00:48:02,867 You know what? Let's just keep it. 1241 00:48:02,933 --> 00:48:04,833 At least we'll have this memory. 1242 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:07,400 (sighing) Yeah. 1243 00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:09,600 (Ellie sighing) 1244 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:23,967 Guys? 1245 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,900 it's been under our feet the whole time! 1246 00:48:25,967 --> 00:48:27,367 What are you talking about? 1247 00:48:27,433 --> 00:48:28,833 Look! (girls gasping) 1248 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,933 (all) "X" marks the spot! 1249 00:48:32,067 --> 00:48:33,400 (Ellie) Go for it, Nate! 1250 00:48:33,467 --> 00:48:35,067 (Nate) I got this! I'm a diggin' machine! 1251 00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:36,267 Come on, dig, dig! You can do it! 1252 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:37,767 Come on, it's gotta be in there. 1253 00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,467 Come on, Nate, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1254 00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:41,867 (Cameron) Come on, dig! (Piper) Come on! 1255 00:48:41,933 --> 00:48:43,633 Come on, we only have 14 minutes. 1256 00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:44,833 I'm diggin'! 1257 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:46,133 Okay, come on! 1258 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,200 He's almost there! I see it! 1259 00:48:48,267 --> 00:48:49,633 Have we got it? That's it! 1260 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:52,500 (Nate) I got it! I got it! (struggling) 1261 00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:55,667 (kids encouraging) 1262 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,167 (Ellie) Just keep digging about it, Nate. 1263 00:48:57,233 --> 00:48:59,500 Oh! We got it! Oh! 1264 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:04,833 It's locked! 1265 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,067 Ah! 1266 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:09,567 Dad's done, and so are we! 1267 00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:13,333 Wait a minute. 1268 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,767 What? 1269 00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:17,300 (gasping) What-- The key from Schnitzel! 1270 00:49:17,367 --> 00:49:18,867 Is that it? Go! 1271 00:49:18,933 --> 00:49:20,067 (Ellie) Do you think that's it? 1272 00:49:20,133 --> 00:49:21,267 Open... Come on. 1273 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:24,067 Come on. Come on. Is it working? 1274 00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:25,933 (all gasping) 1275 00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:27,367 Dude! We got it! 1276 00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:29,267 (all chattering excitedly) 1277 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,333 (Cameron) We gotta get this back to dad! 1278 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,500 Hurry, come on! Dad goes on any minute! 1279 00:49:33,567 --> 00:49:35,100 Come on! Come on, come on, come on! 1280 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,067 Wait, go, go, go! Come on, follow me! 1281 00:49:37,067 --> 00:49:38,300 All right, come on. Come on, go! 1282 00:49:38,367 --> 00:49:40,333 I think it's this way. Go, go, go, go, go! 1283 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,733 (Nate) We gotta make it, guys! We're running out of time! 1284 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,700 (Cameron) Let's go, let's go! 1285 00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:45,333 (Nate) Hurry up, hurry up! (Piper) Hurry! Hurry, hurry! 1286 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,800 (Ellie) We're almost there, come on. 1287 00:49:46,867 --> 00:49:48,467 (Schnitzel groaning) Come on, around the corner. 1288 00:49:48,533 --> 00:49:52,267 (all shouting) (Cameron) Run, run, run, run! 1289 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:55,633 (Nate) Come on, people, we're running out of time! 1290 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,133 Ah! 1291 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,533 (all muttering) 1292 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,900 (woman laughing) Huh? 1293 00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:08,567 (woman) Ooh! (laughing) Hmm? 1294 00:50:11,567 --> 00:50:12,767 Whoo! 1295 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,267 (laughing) Hi! 1296 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:18,667 Bingo! 1297 00:50:18,733 --> 00:50:19,967 (applause) 1298 00:50:20,033 --> 00:50:21,300 (announcer) Ladies and Gentlemen, 1299 00:50:21,367 --> 00:50:24,533 Ziggle CEO, Balthazar Bragg! 1300 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,100 (applause) 1301 00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:29,867 Go baby, go baby, go! 1302 00:50:29,933 --> 00:50:31,800 This way! 1303 00:50:34,267 --> 00:50:35,567 Don't! Please, Dad, wait! 1304 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,633 (Ellie) Dad, wait, wait, stop! There you are! 1305 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:39,600 We were worried sick about you. 1306 00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:42,467 UH, we were-- we were just off bonding and all. 1307 00:50:42,533 --> 00:50:43,867 we wouldn't miss this for the world! 1308 00:50:43,933 --> 00:50:45,067 We're homies now. (Ellie) Yeah. 1309 00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:46,600 Thanks, kids. (Bragg) Thank you! 1310 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:48,800 Good evening, good evening, everyone! 1311 00:50:48,867 --> 00:50:51,900 (chuckling) That's ri-- (cheering and applause) 1312 00:50:51,967 --> 00:50:53,233 I would like to welcome you 1313 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,400 to an evening you will never forget! 1314 00:50:55,467 --> 00:50:57,133 Okay, I'm up next. (Nate) No! 1315 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,233 (kids shouting) 1316 00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:01,633 (stammering) Whoa! 1317 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,100 (Piper) Don't you guys want to hear about... 1318 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:07,133 our personal revelations and... 1319 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,267 profound life lessons? I mean, 1320 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:10,467 parents love that kind of stuff! 1321 00:51:10,533 --> 00:51:12,067 I gotta plenty of it, I just-- 1322 00:51:12,067 --> 00:51:13,200 (Dad) Uh, yeah honey of course we do, 1323 00:51:13,267 --> 00:51:15,733 but... can we do it a little bit later? 1324 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,867 Oh, sure! Sure. 1325 00:51:17,933 --> 00:51:19,467 Okay. Okay. 1326 00:51:19,533 --> 00:51:20,667 Hey! 1327 00:51:20,733 --> 00:51:21,833 You're gonna kill it. 1328 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:26,100 Now the new Ziggle Nova with 3D screen 1329 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,567 is going to let you take 1330 00:51:27,633 --> 00:51:31,067 video chatting to the third dimension! 1331 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,733 (cheering and applause) 1332 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,633 A quick charge and we're ready to go. 1333 00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:38,067 (Piper) You're gonna be awesome. 1334 00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:39,267 You all right? Yep. 1335 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:40,833 (indistinct chatter) 1336 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,100 No! 1337 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:45,467 Did it crack? 1338 00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:48,600 Oh, Mr. Bragg isn't just going to fire me, 1339 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:50,767 he's going to light me on fire and fire me out of a cannon 1340 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:53,500 into a fiery pit of fire! 1341 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:55,467 You-- You gotta tell him to skip me. 1342 00:51:55,533 --> 00:51:58,300 We can't skip you. What? 1343 00:51:58,367 --> 00:52:01,067 What if we hard wire a connection 1344 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:03,567 between the tablet's hard drive and my game player? 1345 00:52:03,633 --> 00:52:05,367 We could transfer the app so you can demo it through 1346 00:52:05,433 --> 00:52:06,600 the projector over USB. 1347 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,767 Yeah. That's a great idea, Cam, 1348 00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,267 it just might work! 1349 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,400 We've got to buy some time! 1350 00:52:11,467 --> 00:52:13,233 Wait, I have an idea, 1351 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,167 but I'm going to need everybody's help, okay? 1352 00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:17,067 Bragg is looking for a spectacle, 1353 00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:18,667 we're going to give him one together. 1354 00:52:18,733 --> 00:52:22,167 Uh, Nate, can you go out on stage and stall for us? 1355 00:52:22,233 --> 00:52:23,733 I was born to stall. 1356 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,933 Um, Piper, we're going to need some awesome costumes, 1357 00:52:27,067 --> 00:52:27,933 and fast. 1358 00:52:28,067 --> 00:52:29,433 How fast and how awesome? 1359 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,067 Maybe I can help? 1360 00:52:31,133 --> 00:52:33,167 I'm pretty good with costumes. 1361 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:35,967 But, don't get me wrong, 1362 00:52:36,067 --> 00:52:38,433 Ziggle is also about smiles, 1363 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,800 and with that I introduce you to, 1364 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:47,067 the fun-tastic new app, "Snobby Squirrels"! 1365 00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:50,233 (audience cheers) 1366 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,100 (man) Whoa, where is it? 1367 00:52:54,167 --> 00:52:57,900 It's a-- It's an incredible new game. 1368 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,200 You'll go nuts for it. 1369 00:53:00,267 --> 00:53:01,367 (Bragg) Snobby Squirrels! 1370 00:53:01,433 --> 00:53:03,067 Ellie, do something, anything! 1371 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,700 We need more time! 1372 00:53:08,067 --> 00:53:09,133 (Bragg) Snobby Squirrels! 1373 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,233 Oh! 1374 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,267 (belching) 1375 00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:16,300 (gasps) (groans) 1376 00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:19,400 (belching continues) 1377 00:53:19,467 --> 00:53:21,833 Uh... uh... 1378 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,500 (giggles) 1379 00:53:25,567 --> 00:53:28,367 It appears we're having some engineering problems. 1380 00:53:28,433 --> 00:53:30,700 I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. 1381 00:53:30,767 --> 00:53:32,733 Whoo! Yeah! 1382 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,533 I'll take it from here, Mr. Bragg! 1383 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,867 Let me help you. Thank you very much. 1384 00:53:36,933 --> 00:53:38,967 What's up everybody! 1385 00:53:39,067 --> 00:53:40,467 Who's ready to be entertained? 1386 00:53:40,533 --> 00:53:42,300 (audience cheers) 1387 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,100 Ellie, come on, put your costume on! 1388 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:48,367 I-- I can't go out there. 1389 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,067 Crowds are definitely not my thing! 1390 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:52,267 Okay, listen to me, 1391 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,267 there's nothing to be worried about. 1392 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:58,100 Now come on, let's do this for Dad. 1393 00:53:58,167 --> 00:53:59,467 (Nate) Get ready folks 1394 00:53:59,533 --> 00:54:00,567 because there's more where that came from. 1395 00:54:00,633 --> 00:54:03,900 Wha-- I don't like this. 1396 00:54:03,967 --> 00:54:05,300 Come on. 1397 00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:06,600 Oh, gosh. 1398 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,800 Okay, now listen, when I say "Snobby" 1399 00:54:08,867 --> 00:54:11,067 you say "Squirrels!" Got it? Okay. 1400 00:54:11,133 --> 00:54:12,133 Snobby! 1401 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,133 (audience) Squirrels! 1402 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,800 Snobby! Squirrels! 1403 00:54:14,867 --> 00:54:15,833 Okay. 1404 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:19,933 (beatboxing) 1405 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:26,600 Come on, come on. 1406 00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:27,933 (whispering) Get back here. 1407 00:54:32,967 --> 00:54:35,667 * We're the "Snobby Squirrels" and we came to play * 1408 00:54:35,733 --> 00:54:38,800 * But when those Bumpkin Beavers get in the way, * 1409 00:54:38,867 --> 00:54:41,733 * We lay down a smack down and knock 'em in the hay * 1410 00:54:49,867 --> 00:54:54,800 * And that, old chaps, is how we say "good day" * 1411 00:54:54,867 --> 00:54:55,833 ** 1412 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:56,867 (both) Huh? 1413 00:55:01,067 --> 00:55:03,400 Whoa, Cam! I didn't know you could play the piano! 1414 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,533 You never asked. 1415 00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,467 (whispering) Ellie, stop, stop. 1416 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,667 Ow! 1417 00:55:21,733 --> 00:55:24,233 Ellie, you need to finish this! 1418 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,600 Come on! We need you! 1419 00:55:28,067 --> 00:55:29,733 ** 1420 00:55:31,933 --> 00:55:33,933 * Yo, you Bumpkin Beavers better watch your tail * 1421 00:55:34,067 --> 00:55:35,667 * Or we'll take you down like an epic fail * 1422 00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,233 * Send you to the past like a piece of snail mail * 1423 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,133 * You'll tumble down like Jack and Jill's pail * 1424 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,667 * Uhhh, what? * 1425 00:55:40,733 --> 00:55:42,067 * Just ate you up like a salad made of kale * 1426 00:55:42,067 --> 00:55:43,067 * For real * 1427 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:45,267 (audience cheers) 1428 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,333 Where did you learn to rap? 1429 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,867 Sometimes I rap in the shower. 1430 00:55:47,933 --> 00:55:49,600 * So when the Bumpkin Beavers are to blame * 1431 00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:51,100 * And mayhem and mischief are their aim * 1432 00:55:51,167 --> 00:55:52,933 * The "Snobby Squirrels" can surely claim * 1433 00:55:53,067 --> 00:55:54,900 * They're ready for action and always... * 1434 00:55:54,967 --> 00:55:56,467 (beatboxing) 1435 00:55:56,533 --> 00:55:58,233 * Game!** 1436 00:55:58,300 --> 00:55:59,800 (audience cheers) 1437 00:55:59,867 --> 00:56:01,067 Come on, come on. 1438 00:56:02,467 --> 00:56:04,167 Whoo! Yes, you did it. 1439 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,167 Hey! Yeah! 1440 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,533 Melina, come, come. 1441 00:56:13,967 --> 00:56:15,200 Yeah! 1442 00:56:15,267 --> 00:56:16,800 Cameron , great job! 1443 00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:22,067 Okay. 1444 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:31,067 (squirrels chuckling) 1445 00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:36,500 (audience cheers) 1446 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,267 Oh, my gosh. 1447 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:42,667 Ha, ha. Thank you! 1448 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:45,167 Well, I promised you we wouldn't disappoint. 1449 00:56:45,233 --> 00:56:47,133 (chuckling) 1450 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,567 I meant it. 1451 00:56:49,633 --> 00:56:52,267 This has been a special trip... 1452 00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,200 and a new dawn for Ziggle! 1453 00:56:54,267 --> 00:56:55,700 (chuckling) 1454 00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:00,200 Bauer, you blew me away. 1455 00:57:00,267 --> 00:57:04,600 Incorporating kids to showcase a family product-- 1456 00:57:04,667 --> 00:57:07,267 Well, that's just genius! 1457 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:11,433 And, as far as the rest of you are concerned... 1458 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,067 you were all terribly disappointing 1459 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,733 and will probably all get fired in the morning. 1460 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,467 (audience groans) 1461 00:57:17,533 --> 00:57:21,867 But, uh, enjoy the rest of your cruise. 1462 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,167 I got it. 1463 00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:36,200 Wait, okay. 1464 00:57:36,267 --> 00:57:37,233 There we go. 1465 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:38,933 Hey. 1466 00:57:39,067 --> 00:57:40,133 Hey. 1467 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,933 How about that dance? 1468 00:57:42,067 --> 00:57:45,733 I'd love to. 1469 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,200 Oh. Oh. 1470 00:57:49,267 --> 00:57:50,833 Fancy. 1471 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:54,067 You know, if there's anything I can do to make tonight 1472 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:58,167 more memorable for you, just let me know. 1473 00:57:58,233 --> 00:58:01,067 There might be one thing. 1474 00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:15,733 There he is! 1475 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,300 I see you have used your powers 1476 00:58:17,367 --> 00:58:19,667 to change skin like chameleon. 1477 00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:22,067 But hair stills gives you away. 1478 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:25,900 Yeah, about that, I've gotta be honest. 1479 00:58:25,967 --> 00:58:30,500 I'm not really a Banjak. I'm just a Nate. 1480 00:58:30,567 --> 00:58:32,567 How can I prove it to you? 1481 00:58:32,633 --> 00:58:34,700 Banjak no float. 1482 00:58:34,767 --> 00:58:36,800 Strange for sea creature, I know. 1483 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:43,667 Whoo hoo! 1484 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,567 Huh, you no Banjak! 1485 00:58:48,633 --> 00:58:49,933 You fake. 1486 00:58:50,067 --> 00:58:53,067 You float and purple hair wash away? 1487 00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:56,100 Oh, the chlorine! 1488 00:58:56,167 --> 00:58:57,633 Hmph. 1489 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,733 Come on, I'm a talented guy. 1490 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,133 Didn't you see me throw down that rap? 1491 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,233 I gotta pee. 1492 00:59:06,967 --> 00:59:10,067 Come on, kids, who's ready to dance? Whoo! 1493 00:59:11,433 --> 00:59:14,367 And now, Moxie Cruise Lines is proud to present 1494 00:59:14,433 --> 00:59:17,800 our croon-tabulous, mysterioso guest... 1495 00:59:17,867 --> 00:59:21,533 international recording artist, Cody Simpson! 1496 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,700 Whoo-hoo! 1497 00:59:25,367 --> 00:59:27,733 ** 1498 00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:39,300 (chuckling) 1499 00:59:41,067 --> 00:59:45,833 * There's no way to say this song's about someone else * 1500 00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:48,367 * Every time you're not in my arms * 1501 00:59:48,433 --> 00:59:50,900 * I start to lose myself * 1502 00:59:50,967 --> 00:59:53,200 * Someone please pass me my shades * 1503 00:59:53,267 --> 00:59:54,933 * Don't let 'em see me down * 1504 00:59:55,067 --> 00:59:57,133 * You have taken over my days * 1505 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,533 * So tonight I'm going out * 1506 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,133 * Oh I'm feeling like * 1507 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:06,867 * There is no better place than right by your side * 1508 01:00:06,933 --> 01:00:08,433 * I had a little taste * 1509 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:12,500 * And I'll only spoil the party anyway * 1510 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:15,033 * 'Cause all the girls are looking fine * 1511 01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:19,500 * But you're the only one on my mind * 1512 01:00:19,567 --> 01:00:21,167 * La da dee, La da dee doo * 1513 01:00:21,233 --> 01:00:23,133 * La da da me, la da da you * 1514 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,133 * La da dee, la da dee doo * 1515 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,633 * There's only me there's only you * 1516 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:29,133 Wait, Ellie! Ellie! 1517 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,633 Cody Simpson is your mystery guy! 1518 01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,567 What? Yeah, right. 1519 01:00:33,633 --> 01:00:34,600 Look. 1520 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,200 See! 1521 01:00:36,267 --> 01:00:39,600 That's why he was so weird to you at the rehearsal! 1522 01:00:39,667 --> 01:00:43,267 Wait, you're saying one of the biggest pop stars in the world 1523 01:00:43,333 --> 01:00:44,367 has a crush on me 1524 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:45,767 and even wrote a song about it? 1525 01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,100 Stranger things have happened. 1526 01:00:47,167 --> 01:00:49,300 Especially on this cruise ship. 1527 01:00:49,367 --> 01:00:50,833 * I don't know what to say next * 1528 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:52,500 * I'm feeling like * 1529 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:56,833 * There is no better place than right by your side * 1530 01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,033 * I had a little taste * 1531 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,067 Another cruise, another stunning success! 1532 01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:12,700 You know, I'm always on the look-out for families 1533 01:01:12,767 --> 01:01:13,900 who aren't getting along 1534 01:01:13,967 --> 01:01:16,600 and I find a way to bring them together. 1535 01:01:16,667 --> 01:01:18,267 I haven't failed yet. 1536 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,933 And after that you watch your handiwork dressed as a clown? 1537 01:01:22,067 --> 01:01:24,233 That's creepy, dude. 1538 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:25,900 Those children are nightmares! 1539 01:01:25,967 --> 01:01:27,100 I finally got my hands on those pictures 1540 01:01:27,167 --> 01:01:28,633 and those kids are going down! 1541 01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:32,867 Um, I'm curious as to what you think of my new watch. 1542 01:01:32,933 --> 01:01:34,667 What? Big deal. 1543 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,833 It's a watch. I don't have time for this. 1544 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:39,567 No, take a really good look at it. 1545 01:01:39,633 --> 01:01:42,367 * La da da baby * 1546 01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:46,533 * Oh, I'm feeling like there is no better place * 1547 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:51,267 * Than right by your side I had a little taste * 1548 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:55,600 * And I'll only spoil the party anyway * 1549 01:01:55,667 --> 01:01:57,967 * 'Cause all the girls are looking fine * 1550 01:01:58,067 --> 01:02:01,967 * But you're the only one on my mind * 1551 01:02:02,067 --> 01:02:03,700 * La da dee, la da dee doo * 1552 01:02:03,767 --> 01:02:04,767 Is this great? Oh! 1553 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:06,100 (both chuckling) 1554 01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:08,833 * La da dee, la da dee doo * 1555 01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:11,233 * When you're gone I'll think of you * 1556 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,467 (Nat) Come on, rock it out, Cody! 1557 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,333 * La da dee doo * 1558 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,433 * When you're gone I'll think of you ** 1559 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:27,333 (audience cheers) 1560 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:38,067 Come on, let's go. 1561 01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:41,400 (man) Moxie Cruise Lines congratulates 1562 01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:44,433 all of its guests on a successful evening. 1563 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:47,333 Thank you for a voyage to remember. 1564 01:02:54,633 --> 01:02:55,800 Hurry up! 1565 01:03:01,367 --> 01:03:03,067 Ellie, Ellie! 1566 01:03:04,433 --> 01:03:05,467 Come on, here. 1567 01:03:05,533 --> 01:03:09,667 It's your last chance, you can do this! 1568 01:03:09,733 --> 01:03:11,133 Cody, uh-- 1569 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,333 Hi, um, I'm sorry that I missed our date! 1570 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,600 I was hypnotized and have like zero memory 1571 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:18,267 of the whole night! 1572 01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:21,133 All I had was your text message, 1573 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,467 and I had no idea who you were until now! 1574 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:25,200 But, if you give me another chance, 1575 01:03:25,267 --> 01:03:27,433 there will be a lot more "Only me"s and "Only you"s, 1576 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,100 I promise! 1577 01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:31,633 Okay, maybe I came on a little strong. 1578 01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:33,833 And way too cheesy. 1579 01:03:40,467 --> 01:03:42,200 Go. 1580 01:03:42,267 --> 01:03:43,767 Now that's the girl I remember. 1581 01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,833 Brave, gutsy, willing to take chances, 1582 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:48,300 maybe a little overboard 1583 01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:50,167 on the science jargon sometimes. 1584 01:03:50,233 --> 01:03:52,133 But it makes you original. 1585 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,233 Really? That's why you like me? 1586 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:55,733 Of course! Plus, you knew I wanted 1587 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,933 that sea lion set free, 1588 01:03:57,067 --> 01:03:58,633 and you helped make that happen. 1589 01:03:58,700 --> 01:03:59,867 Oh, uh... yeah. 1590 01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:03,300 Funny story, we sort of, um, lost him. 1591 01:04:03,367 --> 01:04:04,333 Shh. 1592 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:12,133 So can I see you again? 1593 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,733 Sure. 1594 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,567 If you didn't already notice, I do have a helicopter. 1595 01:04:21,933 --> 01:04:23,433 (squeals) 1596 01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,767 What did we miss? 1597 01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:06,967 Yeah, what's going on? 1598 01:05:07,067 --> 01:05:09,367 Oh, nothing. 1599 01:05:09,433 --> 01:05:12,167 But since we're all here, let's take another photo. 1600 01:05:12,233 --> 01:05:14,167 I'd like to update my status. Let's do it! 1601 01:05:18,733 --> 01:05:20,433 (cries out) 1602 01:05:22,067 --> 01:05:25,667 (quacking) 1603 01:05:30,067 --> 01:05:31,233 What? 1604 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:34,567 Let's try this again! 1605 01:05:34,633 --> 01:05:36,467 All right. 1606 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,367 ** 1607 01:05:40,433 --> 01:05:45,067 * There's no way to say this song's about someone else * 1608 01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:47,367 * Every time you're not in my arms * 1609 01:05:47,433 --> 01:05:49,300 * I start to lose myself * 1610 01:05:49,367 --> 01:05:51,867 * Someone please pass me my shades * 1611 01:05:51,933 --> 01:05:53,400 * Don't let 'em see me down * 1612 01:05:53,467 --> 01:05:56,067 * You have taken over my days * 1613 01:05:56,133 --> 01:05:58,067 * So tonight I'm going out * 1614 01:05:58,067 --> 01:06:00,633 * Oh I'm feeling like * 1615 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:04,433 * There is no better place than right by your side 1616 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,167 * I had a little taste * 1617 01:06:07,233 --> 01:06:11,567 * And I'll only spoil the party anyway * 1618 01:06:11,633 --> 01:06:13,633 * 'Cause all the girls are looking fine * 1619 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:16,733 * But you're the only one on my mind * 1620 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,933 (shouting) 1621 01:06:18,067 --> 01:06:19,533 * La da dee, La da dee doo * 1622 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,067 * La da da me, la da da you * 1623 01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:23,567 * La da dee, la da dee doo * 1624 01:06:23,633 --> 01:06:26,067 * There's only me there's only you * 1625 01:06:26,067 --> 01:06:28,267 * La da dee, la da dee doo * 1626 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,500 * La da da me, la da da you * 1627 01:06:30,567 --> 01:06:31,733 * La da dee, la da dee doo * 1628 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,333 Get it, get it. Get it, do it. 1629 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,100 * This place is packed with people * 1630 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,267 * But your face is all I see * 1631 01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:43,733 * And the music's way too loud * 1632 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,533 * All these pretty girls around * 1633 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,867 * They're just dressing to impress * 1634 01:06:47,933 --> 01:06:51,133 * But the thought of you alone has got me spun * 1635 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,533 * And I don't know what to say next * 1636 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,833 * I'm feeling like there is no better place * 1637 01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:01,567 * Than right by your side I had a little taste * 1638 01:07:01,633 --> 01:07:05,067 * And I'll only spoil... ** 1639 01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:07,100 ** 106834