All language subtitles for Oh My Baby E02

DAHAN HOSPITAL OB-GYN

Excuse me, sir.

Ms. Jang left this.

She left? By herself?

Yes.

Darn it.

A seven percent chance
of getting pregnant naturally

doesn't mean it's impossible
to get pregnant.

However,
your fertility will keep decreasing.

If you plan to get pregnant,

you can postpone the surgery.

What will you do?

Will you get surgery
or prepare to get pregnant?

Then let's do a follow-up examination
six months from now,

and if it looks bad, we can operate then.

Six months?

Ha-ri,

what are you doing here?

I'm looking for a pharmacy

but…

Do you feel sick again?

But why

does it feel like it's all over?

It can't be.

Will you marry me?

Something is clearly going on,

so I won't ask.

Excuse me?

What won't you ask?

I won't

get married.

To whom?

To you.

Why would you marry me…

Will you marry me?

No. It was just an extreme expression
of gratitude.

I was so grateful,
that I could even propose.

"Oh, my gosh, thank you. I love you."
Like that.

It's a figure of speech.

Makes sense, right?

No, not at all.

I guess not.

It doesn't.

I guess not everyone gets me.

Thank you very much.

I'd appreciate it more if you'd forget
everything from today including this.

But…

You seem a bit out of it.
Would you like a ride?

No. I'm totally with it now.
I'm fine. It's okay. Please go.

-Ha-ri.
-I said I'm fine.

-Why do you keep--
-But…

You are

very kind.

That's enough.

Stop it. Come down.

I said I'd do it.

My gosh.

Hey.

I'm a woman who changes light bulbs.

Why would I have you do something
this cool?

Just watch the baby.

You're cool even if you don't
change light bulbs,

so make me do all the grunt work.

I didn't bring you in
to make you do work around the house.

The women in this family
lived without a man for 30 years.

Don't even think about picking up a tool.

That's not right.
I should pick up something.

I'm the only man in the house.

Just pick up your spoon.

That's what you're supposed to do
at your in-laws'.

In-laws'?

I mean think of it as your in-laws'
and be comfortable.

Okay.

And tell Ha-ri to raise Do-a.

She'll do a great job.

Why would Ha-ri raise Do-a?

She's her step…

Step?

She's her new family.

Yes, new family.

Ha-ri loves kids.

She's great with them.
You know that, right?

Yes, I do. But why…

Here.

-Drink this.
-Okay.

Thank you. You didn't have to.

You need to get your life back on track.

It's an herbal tonic.

You were so handsome and successful,

but look at you now.
That wench ruined you.

KINDERGARTEN

Mommy!

Say goodbye to your teacher.

Really?

MY MOM OK-RAN

Hi, Mom.

Hey, are you busy?

I'm okay.

Can you make it
to Eun-ju's wedding this weekend?

I have a deadline.

You'll be done before the wedding.

Stop by for a little bit.
Auntie will be hurt.

I'll see.

What do you mean, you'll see?

Are deadlines so important?
You always use them as an excuse.

Auntie knows you skip weddings
and babies' birthday parties on purpose.

What were you doing
while your younger cousins got married?

You look more pathetic
if you skip these functions.

You have to act more confident

and congratulate them.

Okay?

Did I do something wrong?

Be confident about what?

Do I need to have a husband and kids
to not look pathetic?

Fine, you brat.

Mom, I'm…

What?

I'll have dinner ready,
so come home early.

Forget it. Bye.

Ha-ri.

Why are you back so late?
Ms. Sim is pissed.

Hurry.

Go.

Yes. Okay.

Okay.

Welcome back, Ms. Sim.

I thought you were back next week.

How could I not come in
with what's going on?

Why? It was resolved well.

Let Advertising clean up their own messes.

Why are you doing a pregnancy experience?

We got our numbers up though.

Then you do the Ergo shoot, too.

Pardon?

They said they wouldn't renew.

Advertising seems to have given up,
so you get them back.

Give it to Jang.

Excuse me?
But I worked hard to cast Na-eun.

Why is that coming to me?

Why do you keep throwing work at me?

I'm not in Advertising--

If you want to lecture your superior
and train junior journalists,

you should be editor-in-chief.

I didn't stop breastfeeding
to come here and take this crap from you!

I'll go home early today

and beg tomorrow.

Get back to work.

I heard Kyeong-jin set a date
for next month.

I know.

Everyone's getting married now.

Myeong-suk's son
got into Saehan University.

That's right.

Doesn't your daughter start
university next year?

I know, right?

My gosh. Time really flies.

It does.

What is she doing? Is she sleeping?

Why are all the lights out? Goodness.

Oh my god! Seriously.

What are you doing?

You never cease to amaze me. Goodness.

Hey.

Auntie said to give it to you.

So your cousin is getting married?

Everyone's getting married.

I guess that's why you're depressed.

Not really.

In my 20s, I thought I'd get married
automatically when the time was right.

In my 30s, it felt like an exam.

I had to study both men and relationships.

Blind dates were like job interviews.

Now that I'm facing 40, I realize

that marriage and relationships
can't be obtained through effort.

Hey. What do I do now?

What do you mean?
If you can't do it, you don't.

If effort guaranteed results,
everyone would be successful.

But if I had tried a little harder,
it may not have been this bad.

I'm just…

regretting the yesterdays I missed

and repenting so I don't lose tomorrow.

You're not so…

Never mind.

What is that on your stomach?

Are you constipated?

Take it out.

Leave it.

This is my regret and my tomorrow,
which I may end up losing.

I want to stay like this
a little while longer.

Fine. Do as you wish.

Knock yourself out.

You are a piece of work.

I came to ask you for a favor,
but seeing you like this,

I realize there's no point.

What did you want to ask me?

Ha-ri.

She may end up growing old alone.

I don't think she'll get married.

She just goes back and forth
between home and work.

What if she ends up dying alone?

No way. She won't die alone.

She'll catch herself a guy
and live happily with him.

Jae-yeong. Stay by her side
and live with her.

She needs to live with people
in order to find a new person.

If you grow on each other, even better.

Auntie, how could you say something
so terrifying?

Is Ha-ri terrifying?

No.

But think about it.

She and I…

We're like brother and sister.

Exactly, grow on each other

and become close like brother and sister.

Darn it.

Why that…

She's getting me worried.

Get up. Let's have some soju.

Okay? Get up!

Get lost.

Fine. You have beer.

Why you little…

What are you doing? Slapstick comedy?

Your face is slapstick enough.

Hey.

Take this and go.

Don't come back.

What is it?

I got Do-a long underwear
as a parting gift.

Bye. Let's never meet again. Bye.

-You didn't have to.
-But I did,

so leave. I don't want to look at you. Go.

I don't think this will work.
It's just our fate.

What are you babbling about? Go.

As a thank you for the gift…

should I set you up with a guy?

Hey.

I never said I needed a man.

You don't need one?

You were in deep repent earlier
for not trying hard enough.

Well…

I think I'm still too young
to completely give up…

So? Will you go on the blind date?

No. Forget it.

There's no guarantee that I'll meet
a decent guy just because I try.

Well, if you know someone personally
who has a good personality,

who is a good person

and has a good sense of humor…

I don't care about looks,
so an average guy is good enough.

But does such a guy even exist?

What was that? Was that a yes or a no?

So, you'll go on a blind date
if I know someone like that?

Set me up if you know someone like that.

You have too many personalities
inside of you, right?

Just stick to one.

Thanks for this. She'll love it.

Brush your teeth and go to sleep.

A seven percent chance
of getting pregnant naturally

doesn't mean it's impossible
to get pregnant.

However,
your fertility will keep decreasing.

Okay, you're doing well.

Let me take your picture.

Because I've never tried
wall climbing before.

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Do-a, where's Daddy?

Do-a.

Daddy's gone.

Here's Daddy.

Did you really have to come down here?
You could've just called.

You punk.

Why are you here? It's so sad.

There aren't many Yes Kid Zones.

You took five months off, right?

How are you paying bills?

I sold our condo.

-Aren't you returning to work?
-I don't know.

It's hard to find someone
to watch a baby all day.

What? What's this?

Jeong-won asked me
to bring you child support.

A mom who left her baby

should mind her own business.

Even if you get divorced,

it's hard for parents to become
complete strangers.

Although I pulled it off.

Hey.

Want to meet a girl?

This is annoying.

-Mr. Nam!
-Yes?

I saw that guy.

-Han I-sang.
-What?

I mean, he insisted he didn't like me,

so why is he sending me a heart and crap?

Is that bad?

What is it?

What are you doing here?

You follow and send hearts.

Isn't that what you do on Stargram?

Are we close?

Do you only do that with people
you're close to?

People follow strangers, too.

I only follow people I'm close to.

I see.

-Then cut me off.
-I didn't accept you.

-You cancel it.
-Fine.

Are you two Stargram friends?

You must be very close.

Keep being close.

I have a feeling I should be angry.

You said I'd never run into her.

I tried to make sure you didn't.

But you two met before I was ready.

You've put me in a real pickle.

You seem to hate me a lot today.

You were so grateful,
you even proposed before.

It was just an extreme expression
of gratitude.

I was so grateful,
that I could even propose.

I-sang.

No. Mr. Han.

Let's have a proper conversation.

Just the two of us.

You won't be at the studio all the time,
will you?

Why?

I'll schedule my appointments around you.

Why?

Aren't you uncomfortable seeing me?
I am extremely uncomfortable.

I'm fine.

Do you still find me uncomfortable?

It's weirder to be comfortable.

You told me to get a dog
when we first met.

If you put it that way,
I should be the more offended one.

-Why?
-Don't you recall?

Why would you be offended…

Hey.

Hey, you. Where are you going?

What's wrong with you?

Sit down.

Do you detest women?

What?

I mean,

you think if a woman shows interest,

it's because they want
to get in your pants.

Isn't that the same thing?

Why did you develop
such a warped prejudice?

I'm about to develop
a prejudice right now.

Do you think I'm too drunk to understand?

You're saying

you're not interested in me.

I don't like you either.

Had I known you were a whack job,
I wouldn't have mustered up the courage.

Good call.

I'm not the kind of guy
you're looking for.

You shouldn't be like that.
What if you fall for me?

I promise, you're going to fall for me.

Who would say that,
no matter how drunk she is?

My goodness.

You said

that I would fall for you.

-Did you fall for me?
-No.

-Will you fall for me?
-No.

Then what?

Why are you asking me that?

You're the one who guaranteed it.

Anyway, I'll avoid you as much as I can
to avoid offending each other,

-so please cooperate.
-Sure.

Let's try hard not to run into each other.

I'll do that.

I'm glad this was easy.

This is for my drink.

You can't do the shoot?

I have to go to Yeon-ho's interview.

Why is the model not here yet?

They're coming.

How can you set it up and finish
taking the pictures in an hour?

Yeon-ho's project is a meeting
with a famous foreign artist.

I can't do both.

This is for the cover page.

We can't postpone it.

We have to do a video shoot, too.

It was hard to get Na-eun,
the superstar among the online aunties.

-Auntie.
-See? He's asking for "Auntie"…

That little freak.

Hello. I'm Choi-Kang Eu-tteum
from the Advertising Department.

You used to be in a boy band, right?
I've seen you before.

No. I took on
both of my parents' last names,

so it's Choi-Kang.

Both last names.

What brings you here?

Mr. Kim said
it was a big advertising client,

and to help you re-sign them.

It's a big client, but he sent you?

I didn't know he had such faith in me.

I will be of big help.

Ha-ri, we don't have time.
We have to make a decision.

I won't take pictures of kids.

You "won't"?

That doesn't mean you can't!

Just this once, please.

You do your work, and I do mine.

We're only sharing the space, you said.

This is a good gig.

You can make money, and use it
to get back into the groove.

Why is he using our cover page
to practice?

You know I don't mean it.

Please stop.

This is too pathetic.

Forget it.

Sorry for asking you to do this

after saying let's avoid each other.

But

why do you make me talk to your back?

It's not like your back is super broad.

You made it. You must be tired.

Hello.

-Hello.
-Oh, no.

Darn it.

-Hey, Seung-ho, check the time.
-Yes?

This is insane.

-Okay. Let's go with this set-up.
-Okay.

Get ready. We have no time!

Since we're short on time, I'll be brief.

Stress that they're harmless,

and that it's fine for babies to suck on.

Don't eat that. It's bad for you.

It's dirty.

So dirty.

Okay. Tell me what else
you'd like to stress.

Okay. So…

It's very durable.

Even if a baby throws it
while playing with it,

it won't break very easily.

Oh, no.

Darn it. This is so weak.

And…

Something urgent just came up.

Can you put it back together?

Of course.

I can do it with my eyes closed.
Don't worry.

Please. I'm counting on you.

-Sure. Have a nice day.
-Thank you.

Thank you.

How much time do we have?

Seung-ho.

Seung-ho! Wake up! What time is it?

-It's 3:50 p.m.
-We have 10 minutes.

-My hands are shaking.
-We can do it.

Oh, no!

-Darn it.
-Auntie, is this right?

I'm very busy right now.

Please just stay still, will you?

Ha-ri.

I don't think he should just stay still.

Do I put this on top?

How pretty.

No, I can't. I can't do it.

What are you doing?

Look. I really need to go
to Yeon-ho's thing.

If we flake, it'll be a disgrace

-to the nation.
-What are you saying?

I can't book Na-eun again.

-Just a few minutes. Just a few shots.
-I have to go.

Give me the camera.

I don't like kids.

You draw the expressions from her.

What's the focus?

Okay. Get a subtle smile
to stress that it's a baby model.

And show the toy clearly.
The sketches are here. Thanks a bunch.

Sorry, Ha-ri. Thanks, I-sang.

Sorry.

Darn it.

Look here! Over here.

Smile, Na-eun.

Big smiles.

Can you smile a little?

You'll make her cry.

Does my back still not look broad?

It kind of looks a little broad now.

Na-eun, look over here! Here!

Na-eun, look at this.

Na-eun, look at the bubbles.

How pretty.

What about Mr. Kim from Publication?

There's a rumor that he's gay.

What about Mr. Oh
from the fashion magazine?

He has a seven-year girlfriend.

What do we do about Ha-ri?

There's really no one

close by.

Office romances are ideal
because you understand each other well

and know how hard your job is.

But it isn't easy to fall for each other.

Do you want to date someone from work?

No way. Our company stinks.

See? She works here, but it's not
good enough for her boyfriend.

You want to talk bad about coworkers,

not blow kisses at them.

I'm going out with Seung-ho from Video.

-Since when?
-Since when?

I asked him out the day

Ha-ri said she was my future.

-Impressive.
-Thank you.

Anyway, there's a reason why
office romances are rare

even in companies with both men and women.

So if we can't find someone
on the outside either,

we'll have to keep watching
Ha-ri lead that sad life.

Darn it.

You'll be at the shop.

I have business in Gangnam anyway.

What's so hard about it?

Okay.

Bye.

Ha-ri, are you going on a blind date?

No.

You may not be going on a blind date,

but can you carry all that heavy stuff
wearing that?

It's the weekend, so there are no cabs.

Hey. You drive her!
You said you were going to Gangnam!

I am not.

You're not?

I am fine.

Bye.

But they're so heavy.

She's carrying them.

Hey.

I lied.

-I'll drive you. Get in.
-No.

I'm bored. Go with me.

I'm not bored.

I guess I'll wait until you get in.

Since we agreed not to run
into each other,

I'll sit in the back.

Thank you.

Okay, then.

Thank you.

You said you're going to a wedding hall.

It's on my way. Get in.

Must I open the door for you, too?

Thank you.

My cousin's getting married.

You came all this way so why don't you
eat something before you go?

Well… No.

Their snow crab is very delicious.

I'll buy dinner next time then.

Thank you.

Snow crab.

-Thank you, Auntie.
-Thank you, Ha-ri.

You must be busy.

Yes, I was busy.

-Go in.
-She's in there.

-Gosh.
-Hello.

Thank you for coming.

-I'm here.
-Ok-ran.

-Ok-ran.
-There was so much traffic.

You shouldn't make yourself
prettier than the bride.

Gosh.

She's such a nuisance.

Congratulations. You must be so happy.

Ha-ri couldn't make it
because of a deadline.

She felt terrible.

What are you talking about?

Ha-ri doesn't feel terrible.
She came already.

Go on.

Eun-ju. Congrats!

Ha-ri.

You look so pretty.

I'm tearing up. Oh, no.

You look like you raised me or something.

I thought you couldn't make it.

I made it work.

I prepared a big gift, too.

What?

You should've told me you were coming.

We need to work together
if you want me to lie for you.

I thought about it,
and this is a hot spot.

Singles are gathered,

and they're all emotional
from watching others get married.

What are you talking about?

Stop shaking your leg.

I'm nervous, that's why.

Why? Are you the one getting married?

Next up,

someone wants to sing
a special song for the bride and groom

to wish them a lifetime of happiness.

-It is the bride's cousin.
-Where are you going?

Please come forward.

Ha-ri.

Stay still.

What is she doing?

Hello,

I'm Eun-ju's older cousin, Jang Ha-ri.

Yes I know,

I look young for my age,

but I am slightly older than you think.

I'm not a very good singer.

I know that,

but please look kindly on me,
as I just want to congratulate my cousin

on her wedding day.

Music, cue.

Fill me with love

My love battery ran out

I can't live without you
No, I can't live

You are my battery

It's okay if you're not handsome

It's okay if you're not hot

You love only me and always will

You are the one for me

Please hug me one more time

Please hug me until my heart bursts

The effect of love must have run out

I need you

Fill me with love

My love battery ran out

I can't live without you
No, I can't live

You are my battery

Excuse me, Ha-ri…

What the heck?

Why are you standing there
and being an obstacle?

People are walking by just fine.

That's not…

You're…

Why are you here?

A meal ticket.

I've never had snow crab before

although I've had blue crab.

The dining hall is this way.

They were totally into me.

Give it a rest. You immature brat.

If you know what I'm after,
you should look, too.

How old is Eun-ju's husband again?

Was he 32?

Does he have any older brothers?
A young uncle is okay, too.

Don't humiliate yourself, and eat.

Mom. Can you take Hwi-seo?

-Okay.
-I need to use the bathroom.

-Mommy will be right back.
-Come here.

Come here.

What do you want to eat?

-What a good eater.
-Good boy.

You're a good singer.

Ha-ri, you're good at your job,

so just live alone.

You can't get married and have no kids.

It'll be more comfortable living alone.

Just deal with the loneliness
for a little bit.

Make lots of money

-and move into a retirement community.
-That's right.

But what's with the news about
nursing home employees

beating the old folk these days?

Those evil bastards.

You're so right.

Eat up.

I'm going to get married.

My mom should light candles
and be congratulated, too.

Introduce me to some nice guys
if you know any.

Auntie. You, too.
If you know anyone, set a date.

Hear that, everyone?

Goodness. They brought out the snow crab.

Let's go.

-Snow crab?
-Snow crab?

-Uncle.
-Let's go.

Auntie? I…

But…

You're worse than snow crab.

How many times did she set you up?
She has no one left.

How could she introduce
a 40-year-old like you to anyone?

Don't you know

the marriage offers stopped coming in
years ago?

Who gets married young these days?

There are plenty of people your age
who aren't married.

So don't feel rushed.

The guy for you is out there.
You'll meet him soon.

I thought I couldn't get married
because I was unlucky.

But you're unlucky because of me, too.

You can't enjoy the joys
a son-in-law and grandchildren bring.

Who cares?

Like it's a big deal?

I know how it feels anyway.

Also,

don't look in the wrong places.

Search close to you.

Remember.
The bluebird is in the small bedroom

in your house.

Why is that there?

GALAXY CAFE
ON THE HILLS OF MONTMARTRE

HAN I-SANG

Why did you go to Gangnam?

I said I'd come to you.

I went to watch a dance for a bit.

-A dance?
-Yes.

Ha-ri.

Here's the dancer.

The dancer? Where?

-Where?
-Never mind.

Hello. It's nice to meet you.

It's dinnertime,

so why don't we go eat?

I already ordered.

What would you like?

Well…

-Iced Americano.
-Pardon?

Just a minute.

Shall we go?

I want to have another cup of coffee.

Their coffee's good.

Hot Americano.

Yes.

-So…
-Mine is Iced Americano.

Jae-yeong told you about me, right?

Yes, that you were married very briefly.

You must have hesitated
about meeting a divorcé.

No. I get so looked down upon

for having never been married

that I often wish I were divorced.

I got married when I was 40, too.

You never imagined
you'd still be single at this age, right?

That's right.

The older you get,
the harder it is to meet people.

To be honest, it's a big burden.
Don't you agree?

Speaking from experience,

you have to get used to not just
your spouse, but their family as well.

It isn't easy.

Dating and marriage

are so difficult.

Even if…

it takes a long time,

why don't we slowly get closer?

Well, so… How long do you mean
when you say "a long time"

and "slowly"?

It'll be hard to have kids
if I get any older.

Kids…

A baby?

You can have a baby at age 60
if you have the money.

Trump had his youngest son when he was 60.

Women can't have kids when they're 60.

So if I say I have ten years left
before hitting menopause,

at 12 times a year for 10 years,
that's 120 times.

I have only 120 chances
of getting pregnant.

How many of those
do you think are even possible?

I couldn't do it for ten years.

And I don't have a man.

I don't know when I'll get married.

And that's when I had a lot of eggs…

I'm saying I envy men,

that's all.

Do-a, it's Daddy.

Okay.

Okay.

Did it wake you? Are you scared?

It's okay.

GALAXY CAFE
ON THE HILLS OF MONTMARTRE

Let's get some yum-yums for Do-a

Yum-yum

But…

Do-a's daddy's yum-yum

Do-a's daddy's yum-yum

Do-a's daddy's yum-yum

Let's go.

Do you live near here?
I live in this neighborhood.

Well, so…

I didn't think that guy
would share his umbrella with you.

So I ran out and bought this.

We can share.

Are you having fun?

You watched on purpose.

Don't be mad.

Don't you know how to apologize?

Why do you show up
and see things I don't want seen,

and make me feel humiliated?

Seriously… What…

Don't follow me!

But… I was immature
and thought lightly of it

when I watched. I mean…

I didn't mean to embarrass you.

I'm sorry.

Ha-ri.

Wait. Ha-ri.

Ha--

Why did this…

My jacket!

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Ha-ri!

What is he saying?

What the heck? Oh, my gosh!

-Ha-ri, are you okay?
-What's your problem?

What do you think you're doing?

Let go of me!

What's wrong with you?
Where did you come from?

Are you a mugger? A pervert?
What are you doing? What's your job?

How do I look like a pervert
or a mugger to you?

You're more suspicious
because you look normal!

How could you fall for it
just because a man talks to you? Idiot!

What bullshit is that?

Let go!

-Why you!
-Let go.

Oh, my gosh.

-Why you.
-You don't scare me.

This is so humiliating.

-Yes?
-Hey, you. What the…

Yes?

Ouch! My boob!

My boob!

Seriously. Oh, no.

Please stop.

Stop it!

-Hey!
-Let go.

Why are you holding onto me?

Let go!

Darn it.

Why you…

Let go!

I'm so cold.

Anyway, I'm sorry about that.

I didn't know you were her colleague.

We're not colleagues.

We're like brother and sister.

I thought she was being attacked.

And you. You punk.
You should get along with your colleagues.

Why are you fighting on the streets?

-We're not--
-We're not--

What happened to your blind date?

Why are your clothes all torn up

and why were you causing a scene?

Were you dumped again?

I wasn't dumped.

What am I, trash that you take out?

What do you mean, "dumped"?

Choose your words nicely.
You selfish little prick.

You need to kill your temper.

I saw everything.

She wasn't dumped…
I mean, she wasn't rejected.

No. She wasn't turned down.

Maybe that's a better way to phrase it?

Anyway, they just didn't mesh.

It's not like there was a problem
with either of them.

I don't understand why I keep trying.

All I ever got from falling in love

were pain and sorrow.

Go.

I said to go.

No.

I refuse to break up.

Let's call it quits, Ha-ri!

Why must we break up?

Ever since I met you,
nothing's gone my way!

I'm sick of it!

If it ended badly,

it was nothing to begin with.

No matter how intense the love was.

Put it back on.

I'm going to have a very good life,

so don't waste time hating me,

and have a good life.

What break-up isn't painful and bad?

Whether people are hurt,
memories are hurt,

or both are hurt,

it ruins a person.

PETITION FOR DIVORCE

I'll take the furniture I brought.

See you in court.

That bitch.

Yeah.

Drink up. You poor bastard.

You poor thing.

Well, looking at your expressions,

there's no love here.

I was never happy because of a guy.

So why did I try to get married?

When I get treated like spoiled fish
in the marriage market?

Rather than becoming pathetic
in order to get married,

I'm going to be happy by myself.

That tastes good.

Nice.

EUN-YEONG

Goodness.

You scared me.

What took you so long to come?

Are you trying to kill me?

I thought you were a ghost. What is that?

Why are you guys so clingy toward me?

"You guys"?

Jae-yeong moved into our house.

-My mom finally did it.
-Yoon…

Yoon Jae-yeong?

Hey.

Why is that bastard traitor in your house?

That shameless bastard.

Hey. Why did you take him in? Why?

Sons. Say hi to Auntie.

Put your hands together.

-Hello.
-Hello.

How have my cutie-pies been?

-They're always cute.
-Eat these.

-My gosh.
-Yes!

-Hey!
-Hey!

You should get counseling.

You're becoming more and more extreme.

Hey, look at me.

How can I maintain my sanity?

You need to come by once in a while
like this and play with them

so that I can hang on and live.

What? What is it?

Why is it quiet?

You rascals!

Stop right there!

-Stop!
-Hey!

Hey! Ji Seo-jun! Ji Seo-yun!

I said not to touch the rice.

Open the door! Now!

I can't go on like this.

You said you can't live without the kids.

Right. I can live without my husband,
but not without my kids.

It's only because he's there.

It's more comfortable without him.

Hey. Don't get married.

It's too hard living as a mom.

So…

You only see the pretty kids

and interview rich moms.

That's why it all looks good to you.

Look at this.

Do you envy me for this?

Wait until you can't buy
a cup of coffee because of your kids.

Then you'll realize how precious
your life is.

I can't have kids.

I can't even get married.
How can I have kids?

Why you… I said not to run, didn't I?

Do you think this is your house?
Ring the door--

Take Do-a.

Okay.

Sleep with her tonight.

My friend's dad passed away,
so I'll be there all night.

Why do you guys do this to me?

Who did that to our dear Do-a?
Who did that?

Is that right?

Blow on it.

Let's go to bed. It's time for bed.

See? You have a fever.

Do-a?

Do-a.

Are you okay? You're burning up.

Your clothes… No. What do I do first?

Thermometer.

Let's see.

Do-a.

Let's go.

Oh, no.

Why won't he pick up?

Let's see.

What's wrong? What is it?

What's wrong with her?
Why is she so lethargic?

She has a slight fever.

She has a fever.

-Should I go get medicine?
-It's nothing serious.

This. The baby journal.
I'm going to the ER.

Okay. Call me when she's better.

It's nothing big, so sleep.

My goodness. My little baby.
You poor thing.

Make sure to eat and get some sleep, too.

Thanks.

Eat before you go.

Or is it uncomfortable seeing Jae-yeong?

It isn't uncomfortable.

It's not because of him.

I have to help Professor Park
with his thesis.

That's why I have to go.

Do you two not keep in touch?

Jeong-won doesn't call?
Although you have her kid?

Hey.

Okay, get back safely.

She didn't even say hi or bye.

She's a tough one.

That's how she became
an assistant professor so quickly.

Good for her.

STUPID JANG

10 MISSED CALLS
STUPID JANG

It's bronchitis.

You can't freak out about your baby
getting bronchitis.

I'm not her mom. So…

Her bastard dad…

Her dad can't be reached.

Is he getting wasted?
That wretched bastard.

I see. You're watching
a wretched bastard's baby.

I'll give you a three-days' prescription,
so make sure she takes it all.

She may choke if she throws up
while sleeping,

-so put her on her side.
-Okay. Thank you.

I thought my heart was going to stop.

Hey.

Were you playing by yourself
because you were all better, Do-a?

It must've hurt a lot.

You're such a good girl.

What? Are you smiling?

After tormenting Auntie all night long?

Gosh. I can't do it.

How could I raise a pain-in-the-butt
like you? Right?

It's okay.

There are things you can't do
even if you want to.

It's a fact of life.

Right?

Yes?

Hot off the press.

Thanks.

Thank you.

IF I EVER BECOME A MOM

DAHAN HOSPITAL OB-GYN

So? Did you decide to get the surgery?

I may become infertile
if I get surgery, right?

There's a high risk of that.

I'll get surgery later after I have kids.

Are you getting married?

I can get married when I'm 50 or 60,

but it's now or never for having kids.

I won't get married.

I'm only going to have a baby.

IF I EVER BECOME A MOM

Marriage? I wish the man I'm destined
to be with would show up.

But reality is,
people say I'm an old lady.

You've never had the brain cells
for dating.

Shut your mouth

before I beat the crap out of you.

Ha-ri, are you still
embarrassed to see me?

No, I'm very comfortable.

Eu-tteum, there are no "aunties"
at the office.

Why don't you practice
by helping us with our work now and then?

-Do you want me?
-Will you do it if I do?

Don't hate me too much.

It's harder to hate someone
than it is to like someone.

Subtitle translation by: Jeong Lee