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(Door opens)
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(Door closes)
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Lina: Hey.
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Working late again?
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Russ: Uh, yeah.
Lina: It's kind of really late.
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Russ: Yup, I was, uh...
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just working on some of my own stuff.
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Lina: Hmm.
Russ: Yeah.
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Lina: Cool.
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Russ: Mm-hmm.
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Um, how are you, how are the girls?
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Lina: I spent my evening
pulling shit out of a dog's ass.
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Russ: Oh, for fun?
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Russ: Or...
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Lina: His anal glands were compacted.
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How was your day?
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Russ: Like pulling shit out
of a dog's ass.
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- Ella: Your wife is rude.
- Russ: Tell me about it.
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You know, she wasn't always this rude.
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Like, before you were born,
she was actually kind of cool.
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- Ella: What happened?
- Russ: We broke her.
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And now we are all paying for it.
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Ella: She's refusing to get me
a Halloween costume.
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- Russ: Really?
- Ella: Really.
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- Russ: That is rude.
- Lina: Are you freaking kidding me?
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That's what she said, that I refused?
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Russ: Yes.
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Lina: First she wants to be a bee,
then she wants to be a hippie,
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now she wants to be a pirate.
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How many costumes
am I supposed to buy?
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Russ: So just buy her
the pirate costume.
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Lina: You buy her the pirate costume.
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Russ: I can't, I have
AJ's thing tomorrow.
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- Lina: I have lunch with Eva.
- Russ: Eva's in town?
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- Lina: Really?
- Russ: What?
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Lina: I told you, like, 17 times
last week that my best friend
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was coming to town for a week
and that she has one window
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that she can see me for lunch and
it's tomorrow and I'm gonna drive
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half the day to do it.
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Russ: So, uh,
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what do you want to do
about the pirate costume?
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Lina: If I buy it,
she won't appreciate it.
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- Lina: I should get it for her.
- Russ: Oh, get it, don't get it...
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I don't care.
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Sorry.
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(Door closes)
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Yeah, yeah, I got AJ
into this very cool facility.
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- Shepard: Very good.
- Russ: 'Cause that guy
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- Russ: could use a vacation.
- Shepard: Yeah.
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Russ: Couldn't we all? Hi.
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Jess: Hi. Mwah.
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Uh, you forgot to buy
toilet paper again.
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Shepard: (Soft chuckle) Well,
then you forgot to remind me again.
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Jess: Okay, well, maybe
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that's because one of us has a job
and the other one doesn't.
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Shepard: Okay, you know, I
love when you emasculate me
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in front of company.
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- Jess: Okay.
- Shepard: Do some more,
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- Shepard: do some more.
- Jess: No, I'm sorry for you, I really am.
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One minute.
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Shepard: Hmm.
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Russ: Good times.
Shepard: You have any idea
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- what time you'll be back?
- Jess: No.
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- Jess: I have work drinks tonight.
- Shepard: Okay, you got work drinks.
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I got you, you got work drinks.
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She has drinks every night and
then I end up eating supper
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alone with the nanny.
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Russ: Does Victoria speak English or...?
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Shepard: You know what,
I'm not really sure.
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She seems to smile
and she laughs on cue.
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'Cause, really, what more do I need?
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Russ: Oh, sounds fun.
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Shit.
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- Hey.
- AJ: Bagels, anyone?
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Jess: Oh, man.
Russ: You don't look packed.
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- AJ: Come on, come inside.
- (Russ sighs)
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My assistant's coming by later.
She's on it.
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Jess: No, not later. No, no, no,
we don't have all day to do this.
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Russ: Yeah, dude, come on.
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We took off work for this.
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AJ: Oh, man, you think they got
bagels in the big house?
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Russ: You're not going to jail.
Jess (Chuckling): Jesus.
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AJ: Oh, jail, rehab. Same shit.
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Russ: Look, I know this is hard, okay?
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But you got to get
your suitcase, all right?
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- We got to go.
- AJ: How about I go tomorrow,
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and the three of us just kick it today?
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I have all these drugs... huh?
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We should go through them so
they're not here when I get back.
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I don't need that temptation, you know?
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Russ: We got to get this
moving here, okay, so can you
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go get packed? Please?
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AJ: You're a buzzkill.
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Fine.
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(Phone rings)
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Russ: Hey.
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Lina: How's it going?
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Russ: I'm helping a grown man pack.
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Lina: I help you pack all the time.
Russ: That must be why you hate me.
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Lina: I hate you?
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Lately it seems like you hate me.
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Russ: What?
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I don't... that's crazy.
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Lina: Anyway, look, I think I want
to get Ella the pirate costume.
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Russ: I thought you said
she won't appreciate it.
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Lina: She won't, but she's almost 12,
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and I feel like this is
the last Halloween
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she'll trick-or-treat with the family.
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Russ: Right, okay.
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Lina: Can you do it, because
by the time I get over the hill
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I won't have time.
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Russ: I...
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Sure. Sure.
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Lina: I have to go, Eva's here. Later
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Russ: Okay, bye.
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- (Lina laughs)
- Eva: Oh, my gosh.
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- Lina: How are you?
- Eva: It's good to see you.
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Lina: You, too.
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Eva: How's things, how's
everything with Russ?
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Lina: Well, they've been better.
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Russ: So,
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what kind of work drinks
do you have tonight?
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(Jess laughs)
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So full of shit.
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Jess: I don't have work drink.
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(Fake chuckle)
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It's a Halloween party in the hills.
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Russ: (Laughs) Yeah, he said
you've been going out a lot lately.
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Jess: I'm not doing anything
shady, I'm just going out
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and having fun and dancing.
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Shep falls asleep every night
at 9:00 p.m. in front of the TV.
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Oh, you never go out? You're
so good, right, you're perfect?
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- Russ: No.
- Jess: God, let me get a closer
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- look at you; you are perfect.
- Russ: I did not say that.
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I'm in the same exact boat.
Some nights I go out with the kids
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from the, uh, store.
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You know, we go to the bar
and I tell Lina that
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I'm working on my designs.
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And the truth is I haven't worked
on any of my own shit
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in months.
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Jess: Sometimes you need to lie.
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Russ: Yeah.
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What is taking him so long?
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Seriously.
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He said he'd be right out.
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Jess: He lied.
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Russ: AJ, let's go.
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(Heavy scraping)
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(Knocking)
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AJ.
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Jess: Hello?
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(Groans)
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Russ: Oh, son of a bitch.
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AJ!
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Hey, come on!
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What are you doing?!
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Jess: We have a runner.
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Russ: Come on!
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I don't need this shit.
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Russ: (Groans) This is so annoying.
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I can't believe he just did this.
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Jess: You know what, though,
he's not gonna get very far
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without the keys.
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- Russ: That is true.
- Jess: Yeah.
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That was very well done on your part.
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Jess: Yeah. You know,
it's actually this trick that I used
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to do, like, with all of the
addicts that I've dated.
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Russ: You did date a lot of addicts.
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Jess: Yeah, it's kind of my type.
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Russ: I can't believe you
ended up with Shep.
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He's so straight.
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Jess: Yeah, well,
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I needed someone to take the wheel.
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Which is exactly why you
and I could never be together.
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8Russ: Yeah, we're looking for
our friend to take him to rehab
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while we smoke a joint.
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Jess: That's a bad...
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(Chuckles) that's a bad couple.
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Russ: That is a bad couple.
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Jess: Or such a cool couple.
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Russ: Is that him?
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That's him right there. Pull over.
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Pull over right here.
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AJ: I just wanted to say good-bye
to my favorite barista.
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Jess: Yeah.
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No, he's really gonna miss you.
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AJ: I tip really well.
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- He is really gonna miss me.
- Russ: Just get in the car.
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- AJ: Let my guy make you a mocha.
- Jess: No.
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- Russ: Just get in the car.
- AJ: Let my guy make you a mocha,
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- Come on.
- Jess: Nobody wants a mocha.
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- AJ: Fine. Fine.
- Jess: Nobody wants a mocha.
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AJ: Fine. It's your loss.
He makes the best mocha.
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Jess: Okay.
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Lina: We're not connecting
anymore, you know?
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And by the end of the day,
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when we finally all,
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- Eva: Oh, my God.
- like...
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Lina, I am so sorry.
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I just have to have a quick
cup of coffee with Parker here.
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Look, it'll just... it'll...
it'll take a couple minutes.
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- Lina: Oh.
- PARKER: Sorry to interrupt.
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Lina: Okay... Sure.
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Do you want me to move?
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AJ: What the hell is this?
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Am I rehabbing at a Dollar Store?
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Russ: No, I just got to do
some shopping.
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I got to get Ella a pirate costume.
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AJ: Guys, maybe rehab isn't
the answer for me.
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- Russ: Dude.
- Jess: You're going to rehab.
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AJ: Do I have a private room?
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- Russ: Yes.
- AJ: Do I have a private bathroom?
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Russ: Yes.
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AJ: I wonder if I get a bidet
'cause I like to be clean.
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Jess: (Groans) No.
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All right, well, what
size pirate is she?
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Russ: Uh, I don't have any idea.
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She's almost 12, so...
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- Jess: She is?
- Russ: Yeah.
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- Jess: God.
- Russ: I know.
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I think this is the last year that
she's gonna trick-or-treat with us.
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Jess: Oh.
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Did she have her period yet?
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Russ: No, don't, okay?
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I don't know. The doctor
said it could be any minute.
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Jess: Ooh, you're gonna get those
boobs and pubes in your house.
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Russ: Stop it, okay?
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I can't even get my head around that.
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Jess: Here we go. Look.
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You're done. Pirate.
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- Russ: What is that?
- Jess: And you're welcome.
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- It's a pirate costume.
- Russ: No, it's a sexy pirate.
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AJ: It's a slutty pirate.
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Russ: I just said she's 12.
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That's way too much, Jess.
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- AJ: That's a dirty, dirty pirate.
- Jess: I'm sorry, but this is L.A.
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This is what kids wear.
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AJ: A pirate that dresses like
that has daddy issues.
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Russ: Yeah. Why are there no
classy pirate costumes here?
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She's just gonna have to be
the bee or the hippie, I guess.
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AJ: I just had a thought.
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What if Caitlin grows up
to be a slutty pirate?
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What if I'm one of these
whore-making dads?
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Russ: No. You're...
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You're a good dad, okay?
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She's gonna be fine.
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AJ: Right.
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That's why I got to stay home
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and I got to take care of my kid,
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'cause I'm a good dad.
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- Jess: No.
- Russ: No, that's not what I said.
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You're gonna go to rehab so that
you can become a better dad.
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AJ: Right. A better dad.
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- Jess: Yeah.
- AJ: Rehab.
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We just got to make a quick stop
at my office first, though.
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(Jess groans)
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Russ: What?
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All right.
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You get five minutes, all right?
That's it. I'm serious.
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AJ: All right, all right.
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Relax, Dad.
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I just have to go upstairs and
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say good-bye to my work family
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and pick up some socks.
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(Tapping)
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AJ: Hey, Gillian.
Gillian: Hi.
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(Pills rattling)
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AJ: Ah, they sound comfy.
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Gillian: Just like you ordered.
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AJ: Yeah.
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Gillian: The guy I got them from
said not to wear the socks
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on an empty stomach.
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AJ: Hey, got to always listen
to the sock man, right?
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Gillian: Just be careful.
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AJ: Hey, uh, where is everybody?
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Richard and Abby are...
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They're not in their offices.
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Gillian: Um, they are
in the partner meeting.
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AJ: Partner meeting?
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Gillian: Mm-hmm.
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AJ: But I'm one of the partners.
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Gillian: I know. It's just...
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AJ: So how can they have
a partner meeting
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without me, if I'm one of the partners?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Gillian: Well, you weren't
coming in today.
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AJ: So I'm not one of the
partners anymore, huh?
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Gillian: No, of course you are.
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AJ: Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
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No, you're right! You're right!
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I'm a founding partner!
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(Whistling)
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Gillian: You know, I really don't
think this is such a good idea.
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Why don't we just go
to lunch or something.
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AJ?
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Good luck.
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AJ: Hey, guys.
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How's it going?
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Hey, uh, I got a little something
I want to say to you.
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(Muffled): Are you insane?!
Are you out of your minds?!
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This... mine, mine, this is all mine!
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I started this company!
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(Speaking indistinctly)
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...on your skulls after
I remove your brains!
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00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:05,075
(Eva speaking indistinctly)
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Lina: Um, you know what, I think,
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uh... I think I'm gonna get going.
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I'll just see you next time
you're in town.
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Eva: Lina, just hang on one s...
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00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,195
- (Phone ringing)
- Uh, I have to get this.
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00:12:16,225 --> 00:12:18,318
- Lina: Sure.
- Eva: Can you just hang on one second?
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Lina: No, it's fine, it's fine.
It was nice to meet you.
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Good luck with your, um,
important meeting.
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Eva: (Sighs) Hey. I am so sorry.
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00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:36,022
Look, I'm only in town for
a couple days and I overbooked.
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Are you okay?
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00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,464
Lina: (Sniffles) No.
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Eva: Should we go get a drink?
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Lina: I just gave the guy my ticket.
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Eva: I'll take care of it. Come on.
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Gillian: Everything's fine.
I shouldn't have called you guys,
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00:12:53,037 --> 00:12:54,447
uh... I just got scared.
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Jess: Why, what happened?
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Gillian: The partners had AJ
escorted out of the building.
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After everything that he's done
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for them, it's so ungrateful.
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00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,236
Right?
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Russ: What did he do?
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Gillian: Nobody got hurt.
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AJ got a tiny bit violent.
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- Jess: Uh-huh.
- Gillian: But he wanted me
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to tell you guys that rehab can wait,
because things are a little intense
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right now with the new firm.
335
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Jess: The new firm?
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Gillian: We're starting a new firm.
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I mean, AJ is, but I'm helping him.
338
00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:23,323
Jess: Oh, I'm sure you are, sweetie.
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That's great.
340
00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:25,390
Gillian: N-No, you guys,
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now's really not a good time.
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00:13:26,617 --> 00:13:28,328
Wait, you guys, um, sorry...
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00:13:28,358 --> 00:13:29,178
AJ?
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00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,755
Russ: Let's go.
345
00:13:31,329 --> 00:13:33,437
It's time to go. Time to go.
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00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:36,277
AJ: Gillian, did you explain to them
how busy I am with the new firm?
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00:13:36,307 --> 00:13:37,367
- Gillian: I tried.
- Russ: Oh, cut the crap.
348
00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:38,974
There is no new firm, okay?
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00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:40,851
You're going to rehab like you promised.
350
00:13:40,881 --> 00:13:42,708
AJ: Do you have that promise in writing?
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00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,788
- Russ: In a text.
- AJ: Well,
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00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:46,241
texts are inadmissible.
353
00:13:46,271 --> 00:13:48,030
You know, anybody
can hack that shit, right?
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00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,274
Jess: Oh, my God, you're
such an asshole.
355
00:13:50,304 --> 00:13:51,814
We've been chasing you
around all day, okay?
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00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:52,924
Russ: You know what,
don't worry about it.
357
00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:53,984
I don't care anymore.
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00:13:54,014 --> 00:13:55,680
I really don't. I'm over it.
359
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,030
Okay, you don't want to go to rehab?
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00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,455
Don't go, okay?
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00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:02,630
Who cares that I spent the week
yelping different facilities, okay?
362
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:06,042
Reading reviews of food
and-and fitness centers.
363
00:14:06,072 --> 00:14:09,258
If you want to screw me over
and Jess and this poor girl who's
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00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:11,064
probably in love with you, go for it.
365
00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:14,481
AJ: Right. Come on, she's
not in love with me.
366
00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:18,919
Gillian: But you said
you wanted to be with me.
367
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:23,457
AJ: Yeah. At the new firm.
368
00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,566
Gillian: But what about when we...
369
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,528
AJ: Oh, my God, did we have sex?
370
00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:35,221
Gillian: Twice.
371
00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:38,181
AJ: Did you like it?
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00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,283
Gillian: Once.
373
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,896
Jess: Oh, wow.
374
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:48,293
AJ: Well.
375
00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:50,396
I guess it's, uh...
376
00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:56,687
it's time for somebody
to go to rehab, huh?
377
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:08,469
Lina: No, I just really
wanted to talk to you
378
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:11,493
because I can't talk to the
other moms about real stuff.
379
00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:14,069
Eva: Okay, well, what's going on
with you and Russ?
380
00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:15,629
Lina: He hates his job.
381
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:18,029
He comes home super late
every night and I can tell
382
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:19,540
that he doesn't want to be around me.
383
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:20,702
I don't understand it.
384
00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:22,001
Eva: Do you know, sometimes
385
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:25,386
when I come home at night,
I am such a bitch to Karen.
386
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:26,650
Lina: Okay, but why?
387
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,778
Eva: I don't know.
388
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:30,302
I mean, she's taking care of my kids,
she's washing my clothes.
389
00:15:30,332 --> 00:15:31,787
- Lina: Yeah.
- Eva: But sometimes I look at her
390
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:33,700
and I can't stand her.
391
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:34,931
Like, all the sacrifices that
392
00:15:34,961 --> 00:15:37,967
she's made for me, I just,
I see them on her face.
393
00:15:38,257 --> 00:15:40,245
It makes me want to slap
the shit out of her.
394
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,434
Lina: Really?
395
00:15:42,435 --> 00:15:44,607
(Eva laughs)
396
00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:46,978
I can tell when I walk through the door.
397
00:15:47,008 --> 00:15:49,594
He looks at me like he wants me
to be his cheerleader or something.
398
00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:50,657
Eva: You know what?
399
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,335
He probably just wants you
to put his dick in your mouth.
400
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,096
(Laughs)
401
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,885
Lina: I'm a terrible wife.
402
00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:01,573
Eva: Hey, stay in the hotel room
with me tonight, come on.
403
00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:04,798
I have an early meeting, but
you can just hang out, get a massage,
404
00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:05,905
charge it to the room.
405
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,524
And then we can really hang out later.
406
00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:10,345
Lina: Yeah, screw it, Russ can
take 'em trick-or-treating.
407
00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:11,377
Eva: Mm-hmm.
408
00:16:11,378 --> 00:16:12,899
Lina: They don't even care about me.
409
00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:13,890
(Eva laughs)
410
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,545
They probably won't even
notice if I'm not there.
411
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,084
Eva: So you'll stay?
412
00:16:27,499 --> 00:16:29,407
- Lina: Happy Halloween.
- Russ: Hey.
413
00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:31,110
- Russ: What are you doing here?
- Lina: Hi, guys.
414
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,943
I thought you were, uh,
spending the night at Eva's.
415
00:16:32,973 --> 00:16:34,857
Lina: Oh, I didn't really
think you could handle
416
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:37,368
trick-or-treating on your own.
417
00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:39,641
- But I was clearly wrong.
- Russ: Clearly.
418
00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:41,746
Lina: You got the pirate costume.
419
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:43,435
Not bad.
420
00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:47,685
Ella: Hey, guys, Hannah just texted
and asked if I could go
421
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,286
trick-or-treating with them.
422
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:50,739
Can I?
423
00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:53,392
All my friends are gonna be there.
424
00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,433
Please.
425
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:00,343
Russ: Uh, sure.
426
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:01,804
Ella: Really?
427
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:07,814
Lina: I hope she bleeds right
through that pirate costume tonight.
428
00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:08,977
Russ: Yeah.
429
00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:11,393
Let Hannah's mother find her a tampon.
430
00:17:11,423 --> 00:17:13,051
Lina: And show her how to use it.
431
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,368
Maya: What's a tampon?
432
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:18,516
Russ: Uh...
433
00:17:19,532 --> 00:17:21,669
It's kind of like a sponge...
434
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,880
that soaks up stuff.
435
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,145
Maya: What stuff?
436
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,896
Frankie: Are we done talking
about tampons?
437
00:17:31,095 --> 00:17:34,723
Lina: How are we gonna
trick-or-treat when the kids are too old?
438
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,972
Russ: We won't.
439
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,777
Lina: Well, what will we do?
440
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,347
Russ: We'll give out candy.
441
00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:42,123
Lina: We're gonna be those
old people giving out candy?
442
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:43,208
That's depressing.
443
00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:44,527
Frankie: Look what we've got!
444
00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:46,115
Lina: Oh, I want a butterfinger.
445
00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:47,353
Maya: Mom.
446
00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:48,825
Russ: Give your mother a butterfinger...
447
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:50,696
she does a lot of shit for you.
448
00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:51,961
Now.
449
00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:54,269
Give it.
450
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:55,668
All right, let's keep going.
451
00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:56,899
Come on.
452
00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:00,671
- Russ: Get something bigger.
- Frankie: We will, Daddy.
453
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,240
Russ: King size.
454
00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:10,376
What was that for?
455
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,188
Lina: Standing up for me.
456
00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,217
Russ: Hmm.
457
00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:17,012
Well, in that case...
458
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:19,799
- Feeling more than just a kiss.
- (Lina laughs)
459
00:18:27,304 --> 00:18:28,791
(Horn honks)
460
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,143
Jess: Am I too late?
461
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:34,454
Shepard: Just in time.
462
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:36,385
Ooh, you know what?
463
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:37,962
Back in the car.
464
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,349
Jess: What?
465
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:41,516
Shepard: Just wait in the car.
466
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:43,726
Some neighbors don't hate us yet.
467
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:44,866
Jess: I look good.
468
00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:46,165
Shepard: Yes, you do.
469
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,357
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