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BERNIE: Oh, Russ? Check it out.
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- What do you think?
- RUSS: Costume party?
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BERNIE: No, strip club. The
girls tend to work a little
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harder when they think you're an MD.
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- RUSS: I can see that.
- BERNIE: The material's very
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- thin, very lap-dance friendly.
- RUSS: I never, uh, thought of
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- you as a, uh, strip club guy.
- BERNIE: Oh, AJ invited me.
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You should come.
You should come.
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- RUSS: Oh, no, I can't.
Lina and I have a date night
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tonight. [bell dings]
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BERNIE: Oh, this kid.
You want me to handle this?
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- I'm already scrubbed in.
- RUSS: No. No.
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- What does this say?
- BERNIE: You should be wearing that, right?
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RUSS: That's not the point.
Okay? It says manager.
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How you doing? Can I help you?
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TWEEN: Yeah.
Just, uh, here to pick up.
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RUSS: Hey, where'd you get that bag?
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TWEEN: This bomb-ass
surf shop in Venice.
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- RUSS: Swick?
- TWEEN: You know it?
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RUSS: Yeah.
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Yeah, my old, my old
partner and I started that.
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I actually designed that logo.
Put it on a longboard.
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- It's kind of how it all started.
- TWEEN: Baller.
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BERNIE: Yeah, he also
designed your middle school book
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fair banner, which I think
you'll agree is equally baller.
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RUSS: Yeah. I am super baller...
still.
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1x08 - The Old Date
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LINA: I can't believe
you actually planned a date.
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RUSS: Yeah, what's the big deal?
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LINA: 'Cause you
normally don't plan shit.
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- RUSS [laughing]: Well...
- LINA: It's nice when you make an effort.
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RUSS: I thought it
would be fun to, I don't
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know, see the old
hood, do the old date...
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- visit the shop.
- LINA: Are you feeling nostalgic?
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- RUSS: Maybe. A little.
- LINA: Ah.
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MAN: You know who you remind
me of? That's right... me.
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- We both got the same cute little face.
- RUSS: Right. No, we do. Yeah.
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- We definitely do.
- LINA: Have a good night.
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RUSS: Thanks. Thanks.
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LINA: Ah, I miss Venice.
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RUSS: Yeah. That was
like looking in a mirror.
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LINA: Let's go
check out the old shop.
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BERNIE: I thought we
were going to a strip club.
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- AJ: We are.
- BERNIE: Why are we at your
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- ex-wife's house?
- AJ: Relax, this'll only take a minute.
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[Roxanne gasps]
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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ROXANNE: Do you really
think that this is a good idea?
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- Honestly?
- AJ: I'm not here for you.
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- I'm here for Jerry.
- ROXANNE: Sure you are.
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Stop it.
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- BERNIE: What are we doing here?
- AJ: Oh.
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- Jerry's mom passed.
- BERNIE: Oh.
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- AJ: Titty cancer.
- BERNIE: I, um... sorry.
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It must be very hard to
lose the mother of the guy
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who is boning your ex-wife.
How are you holding up?
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AJ: Oh, not good. I heard
Esther was a really cool lady.
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BERNIE: Well, it's a very adult decision
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to come here and support
Roxanne and Jerry.
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Let's continue to be adults and
go see some adult entertainment.
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- Mm-hmm?
- AJ: Yeah, you're right.
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- BERNIE: All right.
- AJ: But first I'm gonna have an adult beverage.
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Oh, God, it's such a tragedy, huh?
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Oh, I am walking for the cure this year.
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[chuckles]
You better believe that, man.
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LINA: Oh, my God. It's closed.
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RUSS: Really? Wow, that
must've just happened.
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Man, end of an era. Sad.
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LINA: It is sad. We
had a lot of good times
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- in there.
- RUSS: I know.
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- LINA: I'm kind of relieved.
- RUSS: Why? What's that
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- supposed to mean?
- LINA: I don't know.
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I always felt like it was my
fault that we sold the place.
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RUSS: We made the decision together.
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LINA: I pushed you. Anyway,
you always wondered what
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would've happened if we didn't sell.
Now, you know.
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RUSS: Oh, wait. They're not closed.
They just moved.
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- Right off Abbott Kinney.
- LINA: "Abbott Kinney"?
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- They must be doing well.
- RUSS: "Come see our new
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larger location." Unreal.
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[laughs] I mean how much larger?
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LINA: Should we check it out?
Can you handle it?
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RUSS: Probably not.
Let's just go eat.
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LINA: I mean, the beach is
great, but we never have to wait
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- this long in the Valley.
- RUSS: Yeah, the Valley's so
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- much better.
- LINA: You don't have to pay
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- for parking in the Valley.
- RUSS: Thank God.
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- CARLOS: Okay.
- LINA: Hey, look who it is!
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- Hi, Carlos.
- CARLOS: Ah, so good to see you.
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- RUSS: You don't remember us, do you?
- LINA: Honey?
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CARLOS: Uh, uh... [groans]
I'm not good with names.
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RUSS: Wow. Yeah. I just
thought you'd recognize us.
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CARLOS: I apologize.
I see so many people.
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Your waiter will be
with you shortly. Enjoy.
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RUSS: We came in here once a
week for five years. You think
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- the guy would remember us.
- LINA: This is gonna be a fun night.
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RUSS: What's the deal
with this table by the way?
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- Like, seriously?
- LINA: The table is fine.
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RUSS: It's not fine. We should move.
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LINA: They're already
gonna spit in our food.
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You want to be upgraded to semen?
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RUSS: When we used to come
in here, they used to sit
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us by the window and now
we're, like, way in the back
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- like minivans at a valet.
- LINA: Is this about the shop?
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RUSS: No.
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- LINA: You want to get the clams?
- RUSS: I just want to know how
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- much square footage they have.
- LINA: Come on. Let's go.
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- RUSS: What?
- LINA: We're gonna go to the
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store. You're not gonna
stop thinking about it, so we
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- might as well just go.
- RUSS: I don't care about seeing it.
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LINA: Really? You don't care?
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RUSS: I just, I bet they get
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- a lot of foot traffic...
- LINA: You just want to rub my
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- face in it... great! Let's go.
- RUSS: I don't want to rub
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- your face in anything.
- LINA: We're going.
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RUSS: We're not going anywhere.
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- LINA: We're going!
- RUSS: I want to sit and eat.
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LINA: I'm not eating until we go.
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CARLOS: Now, I remember you.
Russ and Lina.
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From the surf store!
Congratulations on the new location!
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- LINA: Just say it.
- RUSS: What?
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LINA: That I ruined your life.
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- RUSS: It's not your fault.
- LINA: Yeah, it is.
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- I made you sell it.
- RUSS: You were pregnant.
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You weren't thinking straight.
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Okay? Neither of us were.
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LINA: Bruce was
being such an asshole.
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We both wanted him out of our lives.
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RUSS: Yeah. And now,
he's a rich asshole.
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LINA: Schools are
better in the Valley.
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- We had to do it.
- RUSS: Kids, schools.
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We did the right thing.
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- LINA: Let's go eat.
- RUSS: I just got to check one thing.
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Holy shit.
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This place is enormous.
Look at all this stuff.
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- Where is my longboard?
- LINA: Which one?
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RUSS: The one with my logo on it.
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LINA: Oh, why would
Bruce take it down?
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RUSS: I'll tell you why
Bruce would take it down.
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- Because he wants to erase me.
- LINA: Uh, I don't think
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that's true. Your logo's
on everything. Look.
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RUSS: Nice that somebody's
making money off my design.
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LINA: You know what?
Screw this place.
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I need new sunglasses.
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- How do I look?
- RUSS: You're still cute.
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LINA: Hey, why don't
we, uh, get drunk and
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go fool around on the
beach? That'll be fun.
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- Aw...
- RUSS: All right.
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- Let's go.
- LINA [quietly]: Hey.
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[both chuckle]
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LINA: I wasn't really
gonna steal the glasses.
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- It was just a joke.
- DIRK: A joke?
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- LINA AND RUSS: Yes.
- RUSS: Look, when we were
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younger and broke and we
couldn't afford to go on dates,
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- we would shoplift together.
- LINA: It was romantic.
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[Dirk scoffs] You know?
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- DIRK: I'm calling the police.
- LINA: Don't... No, no.
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- RUSS: No!
- LINA: Don't do that, man.
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- RUSS: Don't do that, okay?
- LINA: Just, that's not cool.
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RUSS: We're friends
with Bruce, all right?
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- DIRK: Who's Bruce?
- RUSS: Our old partner.
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We used to own this
shop together with Bruce.
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- LINA: The three of us.
- DIRK: Okay, I don't know
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Bruce. Uh, this is, this place is owned
by Mertzman Outdoors.
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- RUSS: What? Well, what happened to Bruce?
- Bruce got shot, man.
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- RUSS: I'm sorry... what?!
- REPAIR MAN: Bruce got shot.
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RUSS: Holy shit.
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- Wow. Bruce is freakin' loaded.
- LINA: Well, I'm happy he's okay.
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- RUSS: Bullshit.
- LINA: Shut up.
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BRUCE: Hold on.
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[bell dings]
RUSS: Hey.
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BRUCE: What's up?
So, you two are still together,
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huh? Didn't think
that was gonna last.
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RUSS: Oh, yeah. No, it did.
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- LINA: For now.
- RUSS: Yup. Every day's an adventure.
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BRUCE: Yeah, I know
something about that.
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BERNIE: Excuse me. Hey,
AJ, can we get out of here?
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Old people are asking me
to look at their rashes.
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- AJ: So, look.
- BERNIE: Oh, I've been looking
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at them, but
it's time to go. Come on.
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- Come on.
- AJ: No, no. Wait.
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- BERNIE: No.
- AJ: Excuse me, everyone.
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- May I have your attention?
- BERNIE: What are you doing?
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AJ: Time to make the donuts.
Excuse me.
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I would just like to
say a few words if I may.
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ROXANNE: Would you
get him out of here?
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BERNIE: I kind of want to
see where he's going with this.
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AJ: I never met Esther. And I...
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guess I never will.
But I do know Jerry.
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And I understand something about loss.
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For I, too, recently had
someone very dear taken from me.
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[smacks lips] And the
hardest part is the not
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knowing. Is she at peace?
Is she happier without me?
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'Cause if she is, that's okay.
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- That is okay.
- BRUCE: So, that junkie told
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me to empty the register.
I told him to suck my dick.
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Yeah, blah, blah, blah.
Nine surgeries later...
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- here we are.
- RUSS: Aw, man.
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- I am so sorry.
- BRUCE: What are you sorry for?
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You didn't put this bullet
in my spine. She did.
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- LINA: Excuse me?
- BRUCE: Relax, I'm just
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- kidding. Kind of.
- RUSS: Not cool.
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LINA: How is it my fault you got shot?
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BRUCE: Well, I mean,
you made Russ sell, but...
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RUSS: She... uh, no.
She didn't make me sell.
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- BRUCE: Oh, a little bit.
- RUSS: No. I mean...
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LINA: I-I... I mean...
What? Come on.
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BRUCE: Well, I just remember
that after the buyout,
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I had no money, so I
couldn't afford any help.
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And that's why I worked that
night, which I should not have.
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So...
But you guys are doing good.
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You guys have a family,
right? Which is great for you.
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What's that like?
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- ROXANNE: What was that?
- AJ: I'm sorry about the
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speech, but I just saw
you in that dress...
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ROXANNE: Caitlin was late
again for school on Monday.
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- AJ: I overslept.
- ROXANNE: Because of the pills?
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AJ: I need them to help me sleep...
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- and wake up.
- ROXANNE: Of course.
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She also said you had
yet another visitor.
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AJ: Hey, I'm single. I mingle.
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ROXANNE: Do you think
that it's okay to have just
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different women running
in and out of her life?
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AJ: You are the one
who wanted to split up.
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ROXANNE: How long are
you gonna hold that...?
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- JERRY: Is everything all right in here?
- AJ: Everything's fine. How are you?
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ROXANNE: Baby, everything is okay.
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AJ: You know, if you need
me to be helpful in any way...
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That's to be expected.
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BRUCE: Come here.
This is Mai, my girlfriend.
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- Say hi.
- MAI: Hi.
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BRUCE: She's a little shy
sometimes with strangers.
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Mai was actually my
occupational therapist.
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She got me through some
pretty tough times, didn't she?
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Yeah. She got me to
focus on the positive.
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So, that's good right there.
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[smacks lips]
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- You got any pictures of your kids?
- RUSS: Uh, sure, yeah.
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BRUCE: Let's see
what you guys got here.
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Oh, my God! Oh, so lucky.
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RUSS: This is us all on the couch.
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- BRUCE: That is nice.
- MAI: We're thinking of adopting.
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- LINA: Oh.
- BRUCE: Obviously we can't
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- conceive in the traditional manner.
- RUSS: Well... um...
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BRUCE: Yeah. But we
still have fun though.
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We do all kinds of stuff.
Finger each other.
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We look at all kinds
of pornography together.
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She-she-she orgasms
pretty hardcore.
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- LINA: Oh...
- RUSS: I'm just gonna run to
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- the bathroom. Is there one, um...?
- BRUCE: Upstairs.
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ROXANNE: So, Jerry and
I talked it over and we,
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we want you to get some help.
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- AJ: You want me to get some help?
- ROXANNE: We want you to get some help.
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- AJ: "We want."
- ROXANNE: Jerry and I discussed it.
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AJ: Oh!
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ROXANNE: We did and we
want you to get better.
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[AJ groans]
AJ: What else do you and
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- Jerry talk about?
- Are you listening to anything that I'm saying?
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AJ: Let me ask you a
question about Jerry.
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Is he as good at eating pussy as I am?
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BERNIE: Yeah, Sharon, the
mole is fine, but with your
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family history, I'd lay off the salt.
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- Now, are you...
- AJ: We've been asked to leave.
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BERNIE: Oh, finally.
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Good night. Oh, have a
doctor look at that mole.
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Hey, are you okay?
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AJ [quietly]: Best... shivah... ever.
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[laughing]
BERNIE: No, she tried to take
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- you back to court. I...
- AJ: No, she wants me to get
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- help. She still cares about me.
- BERNIE: I had a really different
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take on what just
happened. [AJ laughing]
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- BRUCE: So is Russ still designing?
- LINA: Uh, yeah.
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He's working for a friend
of ours in the valley.
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He's-he's doing banners
and-and invitations.
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BRUCE: Oh. That's good.
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- LINA: Oh, thank you.
- BRUCE: Is he happy?
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- LINA: I think so.
- RUSS: Hey, uh, Lina?
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- LINA: Hmm?
- RUSS: The babysitter's on the phone.
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- LINA: Is everything okay?
- RUSS: I don't know.
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- I think you better take this upstairs.
- LINA: Oh. Excuse me.
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- What did the babysitter...
- RUSS: The kids are fine, okay?
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Look. My very first longboard.
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- LINA: Oh, yeah.
- RUSS: And I found this.
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We are taking this baby home tonight.
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RUSS: Okay, I just need you
to cover for me for, like,
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ten minutes so I can
get all the bolts out.
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- LINA: I'm not doing it.
- RUSS: You heard him.
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He blames you for ruining his life.
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- LINA: So do you.
- RUSS: No, but that's...
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different. We're married.
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LINA: Oh, my God, just
let him keep the board.
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- RUSS: No.
- LINA: Yes.
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RUSS: Doesn't he have enough?
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00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,419
He's got this incredible
house by the beach,
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he's got a successful
company, he's got an
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00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,495
- Asian wife...
- LINA: Oh, I'm sorry I'm not
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- Asian enough for you.
- RUSS: Me, too.
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- LINA: Oh, my God.
- RUSS: Did you see the size
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- of his shower?
- LINA: Yeah.
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So it can fit a wheelchair in it.
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RUSS: I moved to the valley.
I got a vasectomy.
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I am manager of, like,
a flag and banner shop.
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I am paying for braces. Can
you please just do this
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00:16:00,846 --> 00:16:04,549
- one thing for me?
- LINA: Fine.
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00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,342
What do you want me to do?
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00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:09,822
RUSS: I just want you
to occupy them, okay?
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- BRUCE: Everything okay?
- LINA: Yeah.
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00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:17,145
- You know... Ella has a virus...
- BRUCE: Whoa.
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LINA: ...and, um,
everyone in her class had it.
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BRUCE: Well, we should
shut the party down.
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- Mai, put the cheese away.
- LINA: No, no, no. No way.
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We are not shutting anything down.
I have a babysitter tonight.
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I mean, unless blood is coming
out of her eyeballs...
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[new song comes on radio]
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Mm! This is my jam!
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[Russ grunting]
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My kind of party.
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Come on, girl, shake it.
Let's get down!
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BRUCE: Go ahead, dance with her.
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You can dance with her, it's cool. Yeah!
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00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:05,860
[music continues in distance]
RUSS: Seriously?
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[clunking sound]
[clunking sound continues under music]
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BRUCE: What was that?
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00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:13,751
[clunking continues]
RUSS: Get off!
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[rattling]
[Russ speaks indistinctly]
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00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,876
[clunking continues]
BRUCE: Whoa.
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[laughs] All right.
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A little room here.
All right, that's enough.
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There we go. There we go.
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[Bruce groaning]
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LINA: Why are we going upstairs?!
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Hey, let's get the party down here.
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[mechanical whirring] [music continues]
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[mechanical whirring continues]
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[glass shatters]
BRUCE: What up, dawg?
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00:17:58,464 --> 00:18:02,667
- You going somewhere?
- RUSS: Hey, bud.
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00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:04,210
[Lina moans]
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00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:07,096
- BRUCE: All you had to do was ask, dawg.
- LINA: Oh, God.
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- BRUCE: All you had to do was ask.
- RUSS: I...
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- All right. You hungry?
- LINA: Yeah.
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00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,984
- But can we go back to the valley?
- RUSS: Yeah, absolutely.
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[music]
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00:18:42,124 --> 00:18:45,626
BERNIE: I'm, uh... going to
check her for lumps.
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AJ: Good luck!
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I recently lost a loved one.
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