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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,701 --> 00:00:04,837 Oh, whatever. It's... it's economical, okay? 2 00:00:04,846 --> 00:00:06,017 What do you want? 3 00:00:06,909 --> 00:00:10,812 I want waffles. Daddy. I want waffles, I want waffles, 4 00:00:10,947 --> 00:00:14,016 - I want waffles. - Over easy or sunny side up? 5 00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:16,019 - I want waffles. - Okay, over easy. 6 00:00:17,353 --> 00:00:19,291 - Ugh, that's for you. - Coming! 7 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:23,342 Hello? 8 00:00:23,343 --> 00:00:25,394 Hi, are you guys ready for the open house? 9 00:00:25,528 --> 00:00:26,643 The open what? 10 00:00:26,744 --> 00:00:29,264 - Open house. - This is bullshit. 11 00:00:29,299 --> 00:00:31,725 The landlord has to call... you can't just have an open house. 12 00:00:31,726 --> 00:00:32,467 We live here. 13 00:00:32,501 --> 00:00:34,569 - You need to keep it down. - It's bullshit! 14 00:00:34,604 --> 00:00:38,306 - Shh! - You have to let your tenant know. 15 00:00:38,441 --> 00:00:41,943 - Did you hide the, um...? - I hid all the usual crap. 16 00:00:42,078 --> 00:00:45,343 My weed, your vibrator, your mom's jewelry, the Polaroids. 17 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:46,782 The Polaroids? 18 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:49,284 - They're mine. Those are mine. - They're of me. 19 00:00:49,419 --> 00:00:52,120 - They're mine. - The kitchen would have to be gutted. 20 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:53,565 How disgusting were those bathrooms? 21 00:00:53,566 --> 00:00:55,623 They look like they've never been cleaned. 22 00:00:56,779 --> 00:00:58,994 - They're not that dirty. - Yes, they are. 23 00:00:59,453 --> 00:01:01,894 Synced and corrected by squallounet www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:03,366 --> 00:01:06,671 Here's one... three bedrooms. 25 00:01:06,772 --> 00:01:09,504 Cozy. Craftsman style house. 26 00:01:09,639 --> 00:01:13,809 - "Cozy" means tiny. - What about three bedrooms and a pool. 27 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:16,384 Oh, wait, never mind, it's an apartment complex. 28 00:01:16,485 --> 00:01:17,779 Are you watching the kids? 29 00:01:17,914 --> 00:01:21,283 - Yes. - This is so depressing. I hate renting. 30 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:26,321 Why? We've got total freedom with renting, you know? 31 00:01:26,456 --> 00:01:30,859 - I don't want to be tied down. - We have three kids. We're tied down. 32 00:01:30,993 --> 00:01:34,262 Yeah, but what if we need to, like, leave the country suddenly, you know? 33 00:01:34,397 --> 00:01:37,466 - What if we get jobs in Costa Rica? - I just want to own 34 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,802 I want to own something before I die. 35 00:01:40,937 --> 00:01:44,773 - I want to die in the place that I own. - Got it. Buy a house, 36 00:01:44,808 --> 00:01:49,478 murder you, have sex with your corpse.- ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:59,088 --> 00:02:01,123 - Oh, hi. - Hi, David. Do you want to see me? 38 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:05,026 - Yeah. Come on in. - Yeah. 39 00:02:05,161 --> 00:02:06,965 - Am I getting fired? - What? 40 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:09,430 'Cause you just shut the door and locked it, 41 00:02:09,464 --> 00:02:12,134 and I feel like that means I'm getting fired. 42 00:02:12,268 --> 00:02:14,526 Or bent over something. 43 00:02:14,627 --> 00:02:16,071 Am I getting bent over? 44 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:20,242 No. Uh, Jess, do you remember the thing we talked about before Christmas? 45 00:02:20,376 --> 00:02:22,734 - Yes, I do. - Yeah, so... 46 00:02:22,835 --> 00:02:24,879 Are you putting me on Valerie's team? 47 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:28,817 - That's awesome. Thank you. - No, actually... 48 00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:32,521 Uh, let me just say, I've really been thinking about this, and I feel very ready. 49 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:36,291 Stop. The reason I, uh, called you in here is I need to... 50 00:02:36,425 --> 00:02:42,831 I need to get some tickets. You know... eight tickets in row "C." 51 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:45,048 Am I being invited or not invited to something? 52 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:46,501 I need an eight-ball. 53 00:02:46,536 --> 00:02:50,672 Oh. You want me to get cocaine for you. 54 00:02:50,807 --> 00:02:52,537 You want me to buy drugs for you. 55 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:54,909 Hey, I-I'd love it if you'd please use code. 56 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:58,480 Oh, I get it. Okay, um, eight tickets in row cocaine. 57 00:02:59,941 --> 00:03:03,385 Okay, thanks. Thank you. That's it. Great. 58 00:03:04,536 --> 00:03:07,522 - Thank you. - Thanks, yeah, that's it. 59 00:03:09,744 --> 00:03:12,193 I think it's cool that he asked me to get the drugs, 60 00:03:12,227 --> 00:03:17,832 because it's like he still thinks I have that hookup, you know? 61 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:21,770 - And I like being that girl. - You're not really a girl. 62 00:03:21,904 --> 00:03:23,814 Can you ask your husband to please be nice to me? 63 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:24,940 I'm going through too much shit right now to deal with you. 64 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:29,511 What about a duplex in Encino? 65 00:03:29,545 --> 00:03:33,315 Mm. Like that idea. We get one house, the kids get another. 66 00:03:33,449 --> 00:03:38,787 That'd be sweet. Oh, wow. This is a new direction for AJ. 67 00:03:38,921 --> 00:03:41,623 - Way less whore-y than usual. - Yeah. 68 00:03:41,757 --> 00:03:46,828 - She might... even have pubes. - Retro. 69 00:03:46,963 --> 00:03:49,497 - Hello. Hi. I'm Cynthia. - Russ. This is my wife, Lina. 70 00:03:49,632 --> 00:03:52,367 - Nice to meet you. - This is Jess. Hello. 71 00:03:52,501 --> 00:03:53,260 How are you? 72 00:03:53,361 --> 00:03:55,537 Well, thank God we're zoned for Carpenter Elementary, 73 00:03:55,671 --> 00:03:57,118 because only three houses over it's Moorpark. 74 00:03:57,168 --> 00:03:58,540 Oh, yeah, they only got a seven out of ten. 75 00:03:58,674 --> 00:04:01,543 Exactly. And we looked at this other house and thought about 76 00:04:01,677 --> 00:04:04,045 - getting a virtual address. - She's so normal. 77 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:08,950 - That's good, right? - Yeah. 78 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:11,876 Normal makes me hard. It's my new fetish. 79 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:14,855 My new fetish is men with a really leathery skin. 80 00:04:14,890 --> 00:04:18,192 - Mm. - I also imagine that the skin is crispy 81 00:04:18,227 --> 00:04:21,763 and hot to the touch. I might just want chicken. 82 00:04:26,903 --> 00:04:28,468 We have to do this again soon. 83 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,271 Absolutely. 84 00:04:29,405 --> 00:04:31,773 - It's so nice to meet you both. - Nice to meet you as well. 85 00:04:31,908 --> 00:04:35,110 - Bye. Get home safe. - You, too. 86 00:04:35,244 --> 00:04:38,471 All right, can we stop pretending that we valeted? 87 00:04:38,572 --> 00:04:39,547 Yes. 88 00:04:39,682 --> 00:04:43,285 - Thank you. - Cynthia's cool. What's her story? 89 00:04:43,419 --> 00:04:46,288 Uh, her and her husband are splitting up. I guess it's sort of ugly. 90 00:04:46,422 --> 00:04:47,512 Oh. Mm-hmm. 91 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,290 A three-bedroom in Tarzana just opened up. 92 00:04:49,325 --> 00:04:53,361 Mm. Oh... wait, that's right. 93 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:56,648 AJ mentioned that Cynthia was selling her place. 94 00:04:56,749 --> 00:04:57,732 - Really? - Yeah. 95 00:04:57,867 --> 00:05:00,235 - What is she asking? - More than we can afford. 96 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:01,628 Aw. 97 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:09,277 Oh, my God.You guys are gonna love this house! 98 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:12,480 - It seems way out of our range. - No, no, no, no, dude, 99 00:05:12,615 --> 00:05:14,983 it's a divorce sale. Cynthia and Karl just want to unload the place. 100 00:05:15,117 --> 00:05:17,485 - It's really cute. - This is great for you guys. 101 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,627 - I just... - We can look. 102 00:05:19,728 --> 00:05:21,456 We can look, I just... 103 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:24,307 Hello, Yolanda. We're here! 104 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,661 It's a complete remodel. 105 00:05:26,796 --> 00:05:31,900 Cathedral ceilings, recessed lighting... I mean, you can't get better than this, right? 106 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:34,569 - Yeah, we can't afford this. - Just keep an open mind... 107 00:05:34,704 --> 00:05:36,985 - you never know. - Mm, pretty much know. 108 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,773 Let me show you the kiddies' room. Great, right? 109 00:05:38,807 --> 00:05:42,477 Honey, the girls could have their own rooms. 110 00:05:42,611 --> 00:05:44,496 Oh, great... they should definitely have their own rooms. 111 00:05:44,546 --> 00:05:46,481 Oh, but, then, I don't know, 112 00:05:46,615 --> 00:05:47,905 where are we gonna put the butler? 113 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:49,136 You know? 114 00:05:49,837 --> 00:05:50,941 I mean, I guess Maya could share 115 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:53,722 - with the butler, though. Is that weird? - I hate you. 116 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:56,391 Do you think the roof's gonna be flat enough for the helipad? 117 00:05:56,525 --> 00:05:59,594 Look, you know, we're both taking our time out of our days to do this with you, 118 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:03,431 - so just have a better attitude. - Honey, this could be your office! 119 00:06:03,566 --> 00:06:07,536 - Sure, why not? - Yeah. And what is Karl's shit doing 120 00:06:07,537 --> 00:06:09,499 inside your office, huh? Yech! 121 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,374 Okay, if we cash in your 401 122 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,910 from your old job and we get another loan from my mom... 123 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:16,354 We still won't have enough. 124 00:06:16,355 --> 00:06:18,113 What if you go to work full-time for Bernie? 125 00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:19,861 - Which I'm not gonna do. - Guys, I can help. 126 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,416 What's the use of having money if you can't help your friends? 127 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:24,461 When is it available? 128 00:06:27,156 --> 00:06:30,959 I wish I knew, man. She won't give me a straight answer. 129 00:06:31,093 --> 00:06:33,245 Wait, so the house might not actually be for sale? 130 00:06:33,346 --> 00:06:33,962 Who knows? 131 00:06:34,096 --> 00:06:36,104 It's not fair to me, it's not fair to Karl, 132 00:06:36,154 --> 00:06:38,500 it's not fair to you guys... we're all victims here. 133 00:06:43,506 --> 00:06:46,408 So the house might be for sale. 134 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:53,494 So what's the deal with Cynthia? Is she getting divorced or not? 135 00:06:53,729 --> 00:06:56,731 She keeps saying, "we'll be together soon, we'll be together soon." 136 00:06:57,265 --> 00:07:01,035 What does "soon" mean? What is she talking about five years? Seven years? 137 00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:04,238 You know? When she gets with me, I still want to be able to get it up. 138 00:07:04,372 --> 00:07:07,241 - I think we are done here. - We're not done. 139 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:09,500 - Yes, we are. - We're not done. 140 00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:10,244 Yeah. 141 00:07:10,378 --> 00:07:13,247 - I love that house. - I know, but maybe this is a sign. 142 00:07:13,381 --> 00:07:16,350 - That house ruined Cynthia's marriage. - The house didn't ruin their marriage. 143 00:07:16,384 --> 00:07:19,353 She and Karl bought a big house, and now they are getting a divorce. 144 00:07:19,387 --> 00:07:21,990 - Coincidence? - Yes. 145 00:07:28,496 --> 00:07:31,420 - Jess? - Hey, Dino. 146 00:07:31,421 --> 00:07:32,567 Damn, you look fine. 147 00:07:33,395 --> 00:07:36,834 No, I'm, I'm out of the life. Have been for a while. 148 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:38,939 You're taking a break? 149 00:07:39,073 --> 00:07:40,890 No, I'm done dealing. Forever. 150 00:07:40,991 --> 00:07:44,310 Did you get busted, Dino? 151 00:07:44,444 --> 00:07:46,246 No, I was too good for that. 152 00:07:46,281 --> 00:07:48,967 I just realized that slinging wasn't getting me anywhere. 153 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,597 I'm all about hospitality now, 154 00:07:51,599 --> 00:07:54,032 you know what I'm saying? 155 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:58,023 I don't. I... am so... So this is not a front? 156 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:00,418 This is a career. 157 00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:02,330 Okay. All right. 158 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:06,934 Look, the only thing I'm dealing now is an exceptional guest experience. 159 00:08:07,569 --> 00:08:10,671 I realized I had to think about a life path, you know? Career and shit. 160 00:08:10,706 --> 00:08:13,651 Totally. I'm just doing this for my boss. 161 00:08:13,852 --> 00:08:17,076 Oh. So you can relate. You're not somebody he respects. 162 00:08:17,111 --> 00:08:21,649 You're just another hustler. Hurts, right? 163 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,838 I don't think that he thinks of me like that. 164 00:08:23,839 --> 00:08:25,952 I hated it when people only hit me up when they needed drugs. 165 00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,955 You know, some of the people I was dealing to didn't even know I had kids. 166 00:08:28,989 --> 00:08:30,658 Oh, yeah. Uh, they don't? That's... 167 00:08:31,092 --> 00:08:34,528 Wha... How are your... those kids? 168 00:08:34,662 --> 00:08:36,060 - Good. Good. - Good. 169 00:08:36,161 --> 00:08:37,998 Two more reasons why I stopped pushing the powder. 170 00:08:38,032 --> 00:08:41,736 That's nice. Cool. 171 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:45,973 So you've just totally severed from that world or... 172 00:08:46,074 --> 00:08:49,310 Do you know anybody who still does... 173 00:08:50,223 --> 00:08:51,209 push the powder? 174 00:08:51,243 --> 00:08:54,381 Or... I don't know what to say. I-I gave it up completely. 175 00:08:54,415 --> 00:08:57,284 I know, but did you, like, say good-bye to all of your friends? 176 00:08:57,418 --> 00:09:00,154 Am I not making myself clear? 177 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:02,636 - Russ? - Huh? 178 00:09:03,037 --> 00:09:04,391 Are you awake? 179 00:09:04,525 --> 00:09:06,350 - Huh? - Russ. 180 00:09:06,451 --> 00:09:07,761 What? 181 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:11,423 I can't stop thinking about that house. 182 00:09:11,524 --> 00:09:12,599 Huh? 183 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:15,903 - You want to fool around? - Are you even listening to me? 184 00:09:16,337 --> 00:09:19,740 - Say it back again. - What? 185 00:09:19,874 --> 00:09:27,414 You. Every time we need a new place to live, you get crazy. 186 00:09:27,548 --> 00:09:31,418 Well, maybe that's because we never live anywhere for more than three years. 187 00:09:31,552 --> 00:09:37,091 You realize that every time you say that, it makes me feel like a total loser... 188 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:41,664 Because I don't make enough money to buy us a house. 189 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:44,364 You're not a loser 'cause you can't afford anything. 190 00:09:45,298 --> 00:09:47,667 You're a loser for different reasons. 191 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,674 - AJ said he would help. - I don't want AJ's help. 192 00:09:54,109 --> 00:09:55,462 Wait, have you guys been texting? 193 00:09:57,704 --> 00:09:59,379 That house is perfect for us. 194 00:10:00,114 --> 00:10:03,984 We don't even know if that house is for sale, Lina. 195 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:07,698 Let's find out. 196 00:10:09,755 --> 00:10:11,627 We are really worried about AJ. 197 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,399 We just don't want to see him get hurt. 198 00:10:15,362 --> 00:10:19,300 Well, he said you had made some promises to him, 199 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:21,433 that you two would be together soon. 200 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:23,237 Well, that's the hope. 201 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:27,941 Yeah. Right. So how soon are you thinking? 202 00:10:28,342 --> 00:10:32,010 You know, because AJ's not getting any younger. 203 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:35,350 And it's not fair to him. Or to you. 204 00:10:36,985 --> 00:10:38,220 Or Karl. 205 00:10:38,321 --> 00:10:39,876 It's tricky. 206 00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:43,583 AJ really cares about you. 207 00:10:44,783 --> 00:10:45,823 Right, honey? 208 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:48,128 Uh, yeah. 209 00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:50,453 No, he's-he's totally into you. 210 00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:52,999 He's been a really great friend during this whole thing. 211 00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:56,736 The divorce? Is that the-the thing you're talking about? 212 00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,439 Okay, here's the deal... 213 00:10:59,574 --> 00:11:01,509 Oh, shit. This is Karl. 214 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:04,369 - I have to get this. I'm sorry. - Yeah, of course. 215 00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:05,580 What? 216 00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:10,151 Why? You never listen to a goddamn thing I say. 217 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:13,500 No, I don't want to see you. 218 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:16,691 Honestly I don't want to ever see you ever again. 219 00:11:16,825 --> 00:11:21,361 The thought of seeing you disgusts me. When you touch me, it-it-it 220 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:25,332 makes me want to vomit all over you. Yeah, that's how I feel... 221 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,052 - This is amazing. - What? 222 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,237 You hear the way she's talking to him? 223 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:32,172 Yeah, it sounds like how you talk to me. 224 00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:33,924 She doesn't love him anymore. 225 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,743 Huh. What are you saying? 226 00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:39,512 That's why our sex wasn't good... 227 00:11:39,547 --> 00:11:44,184 Hey. Isn't it possible that they might actually stay together? 228 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,420 - Why are you being so negative? - Because we're trying to 229 00:11:47,555 --> 00:11:51,892 buy a divorce house from a couple that might not get divorced. 230 00:11:52,026 --> 00:11:54,561 Maya, come here. 231 00:11:57,932 --> 00:12:00,811 Your father doesn't believe that Nicole's parents are having problems 232 00:12:00,861 --> 00:12:02,402 so you need to do a little recon. 233 00:12:02,537 --> 00:12:07,808 How do you play recon? 234 00:12:07,942 --> 00:12:09,743 AJ. 235 00:12:11,846 --> 00:12:16,483 She likes purple, she hates Bieber, and they might get a labradoodle. 236 00:12:17,118 --> 00:12:23,390 - What about the parents? - Mom wants the dog. Dad's allergic. 237 00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:25,811 Is there anything else about the dad? 238 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,527 Sometimes he sleeps on the sofa. 239 00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:32,799 Perfect. See? That's how you play recon. 240 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,939 - That game's stupid. - You're stupid. 241 00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,074 What? 242 00:12:39,808 --> 00:12:40,917 Hey. 243 00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:43,342 Dude, I am totally closing the deal for you guys. 244 00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:46,712 Look, we appreciate the help, but I don't think this is gonna work out. 245 00:12:46,846 --> 00:12:50,360 It's already done. What is this? 246 00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:52,451 Karl's tax return. 247 00:12:52,585 --> 00:12:55,952 Somebody forgot to declare income on a rental property. 248 00:12:55,953 --> 00:12:58,174 You know, income tax, man, 249 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,929 - that's what brought down Capone. - AJ, I don't... 250 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,227 Honestly, I don't know what to do with this. 251 00:13:05,329 --> 00:13:07,498 Hey. Lina and I are on the same page with this. 252 00:13:07,532 --> 00:13:09,551 Get with the program. 253 00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:12,805 What... program? 254 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,123 Lina, this is crazy. We need to go home. 255 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:18,895 We can't let an opportunity like this 256 00:13:18,954 --> 00:13:21,667 slip away. Why should someone else get this house? 257 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,976 Why? I don't understand. We need a two-car garage. 258 00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:27,504 Why? We have one car. 259 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,640 - For now we have one car, but... - Uh... 260 00:13:30,151 --> 00:13:31,630 Oh, and guess what else I just found out. 261 00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:33,602 Karl's sleeping on the couch. 262 00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:36,522 So what? I sleep on the couch. It doesn't mean we're getting divorced. 263 00:13:36,557 --> 00:13:39,860 She wants this to end. She's vulnerable, she's angry. 264 00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:44,898 So, like, this is perfect. We're coming in at the perfect moment in her life. 265 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:50,270 Your best friend is in love with her, and we need a house. We need a house! 266 00:13:50,405 --> 00:13:53,340 - You've kind of lost it at this point. - No, I haven't. 267 00:13:53,474 --> 00:13:55,607 Cynthia and Karl just need a little push. 268 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,422 We shouldn't be pushing anybody into anything. 269 00:13:58,523 --> 00:14:02,548 Look, the only way to get a house in Los Angeles is to either get rich or 270 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,553 get lucky, and honestly, honey, I don't see us getting rich anytime soon. 271 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:10,999 Hey, I'm... I'm working on some stuff. 272 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,692 What stuff? 273 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:16,196 - Uh, it's... Not... it's a nascent... - And it's gonna make us rich? 274 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:20,634 Yeah, it can. Or it can, you know, certainly lead to other... 275 00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:24,805 things that could be profitable. 276 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,788 It's-it's just got... 277 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:31,111 Fine. What do you want me to do? 278 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,648 Oh, man, I don't even know what to say. I am so sorry that you are 279 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:37,717 dealing with this right now. I'm glad that you're not alone, though. 280 00:14:37,852 --> 00:14:39,139 I'm glad that we're here for you. 281 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,259 I feel horrible for dragging you into this. 282 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,491 Oh, no, don't at all. No. 283 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:46,791 What's important right now is-is the children, 284 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,561 you know, that they have a fresh start. 285 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,598 Yeah. Yeah, they need a fresh start. 286 00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:55,669 Clear out the bad memories, get rid of the bad, stale air, with a new house. 287 00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:57,246 Yeah, the air. 288 00:14:57,347 --> 00:15:01,575 You need to sell this house... and start... over... 289 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,319 I don't know, maybe we should try counseling first. 290 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:09,981 Oh, yeah, counseling can be good, too. You know, except for the fact that it's... 291 00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:14,795 usually, like, a scam. It just delays the inevitable. 292 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:18,450 You know, you're at the inevitable... it's over. 293 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,191 And honestly, I... 294 00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:23,529 Feel like you and AJ are really good together. 295 00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:24,575 Mm-hmm. 296 00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:28,042 - I feel like you're gonna make it. - Yeah. 297 00:15:28,143 --> 00:15:30,004 He doesn't have any tax problems. 298 00:15:31,439 --> 00:15:34,312 And that's what's... a lot of times the most 299 00:15:34,362 --> 00:15:38,084 important piece of the relationship, is the tax stuff. 300 00:15:47,455 --> 00:15:51,337 We need to talk. About Cynthia. 301 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:53,960 Why? 302 00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:56,189 - What about her? - She's married, man. 303 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,516 Okay, I get the picture. 304 00:15:58,617 --> 00:16:01,269 Do what you're gonna do, man. Break my legs, knock out my teeth, 305 00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:03,657 cut my tongue out and shove it up my ass. 306 00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,472 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 307 00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:09,676 You can tell Karl it's gonna take a lot more than one of his thugs to tear us apart. 308 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:14,147 Listen, man, I'm not a tough guy. I'm here as a friend. 309 00:16:14,282 --> 00:16:18,018 And Karl didn't send me. Cynthia did. 310 00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:21,471 What? 311 00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:23,523 We are friends, old friends... you know, we went to school together. 312 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:28,028 - Oh, nice try. - No, seriously, man. 313 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:31,698 Here, she wants me to give you back your key. 314 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:38,405 And talk some sense into you. Her and Karl are trying to work things out. 315 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,849 She just want to be left alone. 316 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:44,277 She said that we were gonna be together. 317 00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:49,349 She said. People say things, you know? Like, she-she lied. 318 00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,919 But we were supposed to be together. 319 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,798 Hi, David. Hey, Jess. 320 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,447 Uh, I need to talk to you about those tickets. 321 00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:08,486 The tickets that you were looking for. 322 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:13,839 - Oh, yeah, good. - No. Row "C" is completely sold out. 323 00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:18,378 - Oh. Shit. - And... while I have you, 324 00:17:19,362 --> 00:17:23,273 I just want to say that... I really would prefer if 325 00:17:23,337 --> 00:17:25,134 you don't ask me about this kind of stuff again. 326 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:25,795 Oh. 327 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,820 You know, and it's really unprofessional. 328 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,024 Because also, I'm a mom. 329 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:36,896 You know? And it's... it's offensive and difficult for me that you think 330 00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:43,069 of me as, um... a hustler. I'm not the girl that you go to to look for your booger sugar. 331 00:17:43,204 --> 00:17:43,696 I get it. 332 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,171 I'm the woman that works in your office. 333 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:48,241 - And I deserve to be on Valerie's team. - Yeah. 334 00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,279 Congrats on the promotion. 335 00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:55,649 So happy for you. Mmm, mmm. 336 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,984 - Calm down. - Calm down? 337 00:17:57,085 --> 00:17:58,911 That wasn't easy to get. 338 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,687 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 339 00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:04,257 Seriously, I'm proud of you. 340 00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:06,291 Thank you. 341 00:18:06,392 --> 00:18:07,783 Sorry about Cynthia. 342 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,563 Yeah. I really thought we were gonna make it work. 343 00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:13,800 - Mm. - Seemed so... 344 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,042 Real. 345 00:18:16,518 --> 00:18:17,637 Well, I hope Karl beats her. 346 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,974 - Not cool. - Sorry. 347 00:18:21,856 --> 00:18:24,283 But if he does, I hope he does it in front of the kids. 348 00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:26,326 Well... well, is there any other way to do it? 349 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,130 No. If you're gonna do it, make your mark. 350 00:18:29,382 --> 00:18:36,888 - Lina? Lina? - Hmm? 351 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:40,186 You awake? Mm-mm. 352 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,895 Sorry about the house. 353 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:51,970 I feel bad that I haven't been able to... buy the house that you want. 354 00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:56,808 I know I got to make more money. 355 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,926 - I got to get a job. - No, you don't. 356 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,183 Yes, I do. 357 00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:09,054 I mean, it wouldn't hurt, you know. It's just... 358 00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:14,125 I'm gonna bust my ass until we have enough money to own our own place. 359 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:19,497 It's okay. I think I like renting better than owning. 360 00:19:19,632 --> 00:19:25,503 - Really? - Yeah. Houses are a lot of work. 361 00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:32,844 And if something breaks... Who's gonna fix it, you? 362 00:19:35,114 --> 00:19:41,886 - Not a chance. - Let's face it, baby... We're renters. 363 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:59,041 You feel like Mexican tonight? 364 00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:04,647 - Anything but pizza. - How about pizza? 365 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:09,747 Synced and corrected by squallounet www.addic7ed.com 29692

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