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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,301 SHAW BROS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,080 Bravo! 5 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:37,931 COSTUMES BY LAU KWAI-YAU MAKE-UP BY WU HSU-CHING 6 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:08,002 Mr. Duan, what a show! That was really good! 7 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,213 Thank you, thank you. 8 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,299 - Good show! - Good show, right? 9 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,219 - That wasn't too bad, right? - It was really great! 10 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:22,350 Hey, darling? That Monkey King's kung fu isn't bad at all. 11 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:29,399 And that female lead? She's simply gorgeous. 12 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:34,028 Of course. That's why you've been coming here to see her every night. 13 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,947 You must have the hots for her! 14 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:39,200 But, darling, you promised me. 15 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:43,121 Sure, but you promised me something, too. 16 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,664 But of course! 17 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:49,252 Once you hook me up with her, I'll get you something. 18 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:52,922 You can have anything you want. 19 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,507 Hey, you two... 20 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:58,261 - Mr. Chen? An invitation from Mr. Duan. - Him again? 21 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:08,897 - Another great show tonight, Master Chen. - Thank you, thank you all. 22 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,108 - Sister? - Come in. 23 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,615 Sister, Mr. Duan's invited us to dinner again. 24 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:22,202 Look at you. Always a mess when you take off your own make-up. 25 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,584 Sister, let's not go again tonight. 26 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,171 But we should go. That was our final show here. 27 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,840 We should thank him for his support before we leave tomorrow. 28 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,635 - Alright, then. - Hey! 29 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,222 Just remember, don't get drunk again this time. 30 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,140 Got it! 31 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,600 - Cheers! - Cheers! 32 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,603 Here's to you two, again. 33 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,775 You're too kind, Mr. Duan. 34 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,654 We've done some good business here, thanks to you getting the word out. 35 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,990 - We really appreciate it. - Don't mention it. 36 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:04,285 The truth is, I am not a big opera fan, 37 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:08,414 but my wife here loves your singing. 38 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,291 As for myself, 39 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,628 I love watching you both performing kung fu the most. 40 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:17,715 Well, that's very kind of Mr. Duan. Let's offer a toast to him. 41 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,259 Cheers! 42 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:24,764 - Brother, don't drink too much. - What now? 43 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,225 We still have to pack for tomorrow. 44 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:32,272 Oh! So you're leaving us tomorrow? 45 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:36,442 Who knows when we'll get to see you here again? More reason to drink. 46 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:39,028 - Caihe, wine! - Yes, sir. 47 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,864 Sister, Mr. Duan is right. 48 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:47,745 Master Chen, I've heard that everything done on stage is fake, 49 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:52,250 and all those kung fu moves are just for show. 50 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,252 It sounds like it's all a sham. 51 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,212 - What did you say? - Brother... 52 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:04,304 Sister, he said our kung fu was a sham, that it wasn't real. 53 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:08,641 Well, Mr. Duan's own kung fu must be very good, then. 54 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,728 Thank you, thank you. 55 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,439 - Li Han! - Sir? 56 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,108 Choose a couple of men so Master Chen can teach them. 57 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,321 Please teach us, Master Chen! 58 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,494 Hey, stop! 59 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,498 Master Chen, would you call that real kung fu? 60 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,710 They were doing the reverse hand technique. 61 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:41,257 Sure, but tell me, how is it different from what you do on stage? 62 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,384 - It's quite different. - Oh? 63 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,889 - Brother... - Sister, I can't let this opportunity pass. 64 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,641 - Don't... - Please... 65 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:56,230 Mr. Duan, their arm movements are too wide. 66 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,232 And their horse stances are too stiff. 67 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,777 Besides, you move too slow! 68 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,448 Watch. Stand here. 69 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,535 Come on! 70 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:18,836 If your elbow is here, then his reverse hand will be useless. 71 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,630 Got it? 72 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,758 Am I right, Mr. Duan? 73 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,887 Also, your "Lion Rebounding Kick"... 74 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,812 Watch. 75 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:44,695 His horse stance is too high. It's not low and deep enough. 76 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,577 - Am I right again, Mr. Duan? - Right! 77 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:54,247 More wine for Master Chen! 78 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,960 Brother! Brother! 79 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:04,132 Drinking wine while discussing kung fu is one of life's pleasures. 80 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,384 You're so right, Mr. Duan. 81 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,600 And Mr. Duan, since you admire my kung fu skills so much... 82 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,438 ...and since I'm in a good mood this evening... 83 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,150 ...fine, I'll give you a demonstration. 84 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:27,405 No need to move, everyone. Just stay where you are. 85 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,842 Easy now. 86 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:53,681 I hope I didn't frighten you just now. 87 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,601 Still, demonstrating by myself isn't much fun. 88 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:01,689 Fine, fine. Any two of you go and have some fun with Master Chen. 89 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:06,736 And if two's not enough, then four. We can even give you ten men. 90 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,989 Master Chen, I reckon ten men would be enough for you. 91 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:17,788 It doesn't matter. Two or ten... it's all the same. 92 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:30,593 Brother! You... 93 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,723 Oh, I'm not drunk. I'm just having some fun. 94 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:40,228 Exactly. It's just fun, nothing more. 95 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,438 Hurry up, then! 96 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:16,430 Your need more power in your waist, kid. 97 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,271 Can you catch my fan? 98 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,650 That's my hand. 99 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,281 Terrible. 100 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,824 Who's your master? 101 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,828 Good! Good! 102 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,330 More wine! Another drink for Master Chen. 103 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,929 Master Chen, you sure can drink. 104 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,480 - Sister! - Brother, no more wine. Let's go! 105 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,024 Oh, Miss Chen... 106 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:12,862 All this "men's talk" about kung fu must be boring for a lady. 107 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,488 - Right, Master Chen? - Brother! 108 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,449 - Ha Li? - Yes? 109 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:22,872 Listen, take Miss Chen to your room and discuss girly things, will you? 110 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,332 Of course. 111 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,377 We must leave now, Mr. Duan. 112 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,255 You don't have to go just yet. Let's talk inside. 113 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,467 - Brother, you're drunk. - Drunk? I'm not drunk. 114 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,802 Of course he's not drunk. 115 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:40,306 Sister, these folks here are being most hospitable. 116 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:45,436 Besides, I haven't seen Mr. Duan's kung fu yet. 117 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,190 Brother! You're not listening to me again! 118 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,942 Sister, I... 119 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,030 Come on now, Miss Chen, let's leave the men to their business. 120 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:59,408 We can have girl talk. Come, let's go inside. 121 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,869 - Brother! - Go on. 122 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,456 Sister, I'm fine. You go. 123 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,041 Come on! 124 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,045 Master Chen, please teach me. 125 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,894 Come on... 126 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,232 - Forgive me! - No need. It's just a friendly match. 127 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,775 Come on. 128 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,220 Very good. That was some real kung fu. 129 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,264 Pretty skillful. 130 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,685 You're too kind. 131 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:12,940 Well, now it's my turn to show you what my real kung fu is like. 132 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,281 I'd better not use the fan, it's not fair. 133 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,327 You... 134 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,288 Where are you off to, Mr. Duan? 135 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,290 Me? 136 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,626 I was just getting you some more wine. 137 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:17,087 - Hey, bring more wine! - Wine? Hurry, let's go! 138 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,511 Excellent, Master Chen, excellent! 139 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,846 Your kung fu is amazing. 140 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,475 You're fast, you're strong, and you're nimble. 141 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,894 - Almost like a monkey... - What's that? 142 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,479 Like Monkey Fist! 143 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,232 Cheers! 144 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:45,699 Mr. Duan... your waist is stiff as wood. 145 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,703 But my waist is agile! 146 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:56,335 Still, my kung fu calls for a very firm waist. 147 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,170 You see? 148 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,342 Mr. Chen, here's to you. 149 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,142 Firm is good. 150 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,019 But being soft... 151 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,734 You have to combine the two. 152 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,573 Cheers! 153 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,624 That was sneaky of you. 154 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,463 That was "Stealing A Monkey's Grapes". 155 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,052 Miss Duan, it's getting rather late now. 156 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,431 I'm worried my brother will get drunk out there and cause trouble. 157 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,516 - He won't. - I'd better take a look. 158 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:56,270 Oh, Miss Chen, please don't worry. 159 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,647 My husband treats him like his own brother. 160 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:02,443 Even if he gets drunk, there won't be any problem. 161 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,447 You don't understand, Mrs. Duan, whenever my brother gets drunk, 162 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,949 he always gets into trouble. 163 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,910 Oh, is that so? 164 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,873 I'll tell my husband not to offer him any more wine, then. 165 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,417 - Good. - And Miss Chen? 166 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,754 I've prepared some ginseng soup to help Master Chen sober up. 167 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,797 Look after Miss Chen. 168 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,765 - I'll show you some more Monkey Fist. - Please do. 169 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,313 Bravo, bravo! 170 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,778 - But I'm not finished. - There's more? 171 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,947 Now comes the most important part. 172 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,074 "Four Moves in One Palm". 173 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,999 "Four Moves in One Palm..." 174 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,588 That was the hardest... 175 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,132 He's drunk for sure now. 176 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,348 Darling? You know what to do. 177 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:25,484 Miss Chen, I'm very sorry. Your brother is drunk. 178 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,154 He's running around like some crazed monkey. 179 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,948 Even I don't know where he's gone. 180 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,909 My brother is too much. It's so late now. 181 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,453 Where could he be? 182 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:40,040 Don't worry. I've got my men looking for him. 183 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,501 Where's your wife? 184 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:46,463 I was looking for your brother. I have no idea where she went. 185 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,260 - I'll go look for him. - Oh, there's no need. 186 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,638 They'll let us know as soon as they've found your brother. 187 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,330 - What did you say? - It's true! 188 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,543 - Impossible! - I saw it myself. 189 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,086 My brother... 190 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,173 - Very well, let's go and see. - Yes, sir. 191 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,348 Master Chen! 192 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,237 Master Chen, you... 193 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,739 Mrs. Duan! 194 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,494 - What's all this? - Brother! 195 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,246 Sister, I... 196 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,832 Brother! 197 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,294 You slut! 198 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,756 How could you do this to me? You've disgraced my family name! 199 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,591 It wasn't my fault, Master! 200 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,052 I was making some ginseng soup, 201 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,514 and Master Chen broke into the room, and then he... 202 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,059 I did nothing! Mr. Duan... 203 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,644 Say no more! 204 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,480 And I thought you were an honorable man. 205 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,857 You're nothing but a drunk rapist! 206 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,318 - Brother! - Restrain him! 207 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,702 You rascal! How dare you? All the evidence is right here! 208 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:46,083 Mr. Duan, my brother would never have done this if he wasn't drunk. 209 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,709 But, sister, I... 210 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:52,548 But you did molest her, brother! Why are you still arguing the fact? 211 00:18:56,426 --> 00:19:00,472 Miss Chen, when it comes to cases like this, 212 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:04,101 our village's customary punishment is death by drowning. 213 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,985 My brother knows he's done wrong. Please forgive him. 214 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,195 Who could forgive such a thing? 215 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,574 Then how can I make amends, Mr. Duan? 216 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,704 Silence! 217 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:30,460 Miss Chen, we must follow our custom. I have no choice. 218 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,172 Quiet! 219 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:38,218 Fine, Mr. Duan. Do whatever you must. 220 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,888 - Brother! - Just forget you ever had a brother! 221 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,640 - Let me take his place instead. - How? 222 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,352 I can be your concubine or your maid. I'll do anything. 223 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,440 As long as you let my brother go, Mr. Duan. 224 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:55,319 - Sister! - Brother, I've made up my mind. 225 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,573 Please say yes, Mr. Duan. 226 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,244 - But how can I? - Please say yes! 227 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:09,499 Very well, then. But we'll have to cripple your brother's hands. 228 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,546 But why? 229 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,174 Because your brother's kung fu is so good. 230 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,470 What if one day he gets drunk again and comes after me? 231 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,138 No... 232 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,100 - Duan! - Brother! Please don't. 233 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,286 Stop! 234 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,641 This little monkey here can even do somersaults! 235 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:17,651 One, two, three, four! 236 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,203 Now that you've seen him do all of those somersaults, 237 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,915 all of you, old and young, big and small, 238 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,085 please buy some of my candy. 239 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,878 Let's buy some! 240 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:45,262 He's got plenty more tricks, so please buy some candy. Come on! 241 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:50,309 - Buy, buy! - They're really sweet. 242 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,185 Come on. Buy some! 243 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,230 Buy some. What about you, sirs? 244 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,317 Hey, mister, buy some! They're really sweet. 245 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,652 Then why don't you buy some? 246 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,866 - Hey, you got any money? - No. You guys got any money? 247 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,745 - No! - Fine, each of you will get one free. 248 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,663 Help yourselves. 249 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:27,721 There's plenty for everyone. Get some before they're gone. 250 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,182 They're really sweet. 251 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,186 You haven't got much. 252 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:38,065 Well, the day is still young. Why don't you guys come back later? 253 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,900 In that case... 254 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:47,240 Listen, pal, I just started my show. It's too early for you to take my fee. 255 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:51,119 Do we look like we care? We'll be back for more later! 256 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,042 - Let me help you. - Thanks. 257 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,266 Hurry up! 258 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,812 Let's go! 259 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,065 Hey, we got it. Let's go! 260 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:28,281 - The chow fun here is excellent! - Boss! 261 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,451 - You guys collected from everyone? - Yes, it's all there. 262 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,413 Have a seat. Get some drinks. 263 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,289 - Waiter! - Waiter! 264 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,168 - Coming! - We should go back and store the money. 265 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,712 - Let's go. - Have some tea. 266 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:58,478 We got quite a lot of money today. Chief must be happy with us. 267 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,735 I don't know how to swim! Pull me up! Hurry! 268 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,117 What are you doing? 269 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,014 Chief is in the water! Let's help him! 270 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,770 Help! Help! 271 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,109 Pull me up! Quick! 272 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:51,573 - Get that crab off his nose! - Those crabs! Get them off me! 273 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,533 Hurry! 274 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,957 Find that kid! 275 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,462 Where did he go? 276 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,101 Hey, watch it! 277 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,480 Sir, where does that street performer live? 278 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,190 - The one with the monkey? - Yeah. 279 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,734 - That boat over there. - Thanks. 280 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,408 Uncle Chen! 281 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:40,080 - Good evening, Uncle Chen. - Evening. 282 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:46,753 I suppose you've come to see the show. I don't perform in the evenings. 283 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,089 Oh, I'm not here for that. 284 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,136 I brought you some food. 285 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,725 And this wine is very good. Try it. 286 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,856 What's that for, Uncle Chen? This is vintage wine. 287 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,900 Get out! 288 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,194 I didn't know you don't drink. 289 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,240 Have some food, then. 290 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,293 Don't use your filthy hands. 291 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,799 Use this. 292 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:39,097 - So what's your name, kid? - Monkey. 293 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:43,435 - Monkey? - Well, my parents died when I was a baby. 294 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,313 Everyone calls me Monkey, so I just roll with it. 295 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,149 No wonder you act like one. Sit down. 296 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:54,321 Monkey, sorry for my outburst just now. 297 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:58,199 - But whenever I see wine... - I understand, you can't drink wine. 298 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:02,120 That's right. Hey, your food is delicious. 299 00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:05,749 Of course! I had them made specially just for you. 300 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:09,085 - It must've cost you a fortune. - Not my money. 301 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,213 I took it from those thugs that bullied you. 302 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,967 - So you stole it, then? - Well, I can't beat them. 303 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:19,929 So, "Beat them if you can, steal from them if you can't." 304 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,560 This world we live in is full of evildoers. 305 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:28,355 Filled with thieves, scammers and bullies. 306 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,400 Uncle Chen, why don't you eat your food? 307 00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:35,070 Right. You, too. 308 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:41,493 Uncle Chen, all street performers like to drink. 309 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,620 How come you don't? 310 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,085 What's wrong, Uncle Chen? 311 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,715 Nothing. 312 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,677 It's the food. It's a bit rich. 313 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,097 And it's giving me heartburn. 314 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,182 Have a seat. 315 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,310 Go on, eat. 316 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,817 Uncle Chen, a chicken leg for you. 317 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,445 Thanks. 318 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,616 Why are you holding the chopsticks like this? 319 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,662 My hands... they were injured long ago. 320 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,248 - Did a monkey bite you? - No. 321 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,500 A rat, then? 322 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,836 A snake? 323 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,963 Must've been a woman, then. 324 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,764 Uncle Chen! Uncle Chen! 325 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,641 What's with you? 326 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:49,769 Are you having a seizure, Uncle Chen? 327 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:52,981 No... 328 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,984 Ah, you must've spent too much time with your monkey. 329 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,820 Because when monkeys mate, this is how they act. 330 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:10,874 - What do you think, Uncle Chen? - That's not how real monkeys act. 331 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:14,043 Listen, don't mention wine and women ever again. 332 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:20,008 Now eat. 333 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,352 Hey, baldy, this leaf here will keep you cool. 334 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:16,314 You can use it as a fan and wave, wave... 335 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,525 And also, you can use it as a hat, 336 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,862 if you want your hair to grow back. 337 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,572 Here. 338 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:31,371 I forgot to introduce you to my fist. 339 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,125 How do you like that? 340 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:41,631 Oh, five? I got five. 341 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,133 Now it's ten... 342 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,219 Oh, none? 343 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,762 Five again! 344 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,405 You bastard! 345 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,532 You won't steal from me again! 346 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,956 You got caught this time, Monkey? 347 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,876 So what? It's only just this once. 348 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,880 You got into trouble and you're still trying to deny it? 349 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:27,677 I've got no food for you. I'm sorry. 350 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,138 That's alright. 351 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:33,850 But if you keep stealing, you'll end up dead. 352 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,770 What? If I don't steal, I'll starve to death! 353 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,690 I don't steal. Do you see me starving? 354 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,318 That's different. You've got a monkey show. 355 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,655 I don't have any skills, so I have to steal. 356 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,993 Well, at least you're stealing from the bad people. 357 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,538 It's late. Get some sleep. 358 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:58,541 You can sleep with Ah-Mo. 359 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:06,466 That's one marvelous songbird! 360 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:10,929 - And it's so cute. - Mine can't even compare. 361 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,724 Morning, Boss. 362 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,852 What are you up to now, Monkey? 363 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:21,940 Oh, nothing. I no longer pick pockets anymore. 364 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:27,528 And I thought maybe you could let me work here. 365 00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,033 You want to work here? 366 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,497 People like you have no skills and no work experience. 367 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:40,333 What do you think you could do? 368 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,213 Well, I could start picking up the dishes. 369 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,843 You've paid us nothing for two days! 370 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:53,971 I'll pay you, I promise. Now give me back my monkey. 371 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,686 If everyone here acted like you, we'd be out of business! 372 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,937 No, I... 373 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:06,609 No, don't! He's gonna die! 374 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:09,445 No, please! Give him back to me! 375 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,623 How dare you fight back? Get him! 376 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,574 Hey, are you alright? 377 00:33:56,743 --> 00:34:00,496 This is outrageous! You killed his monkey and you wanna kill him, too? 378 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:04,208 What did you say? Be quiet! 379 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:10,047 Hey, we're outnumbered. Let's get out of here. 380 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,716 We might get hurt. 381 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,553 - Alright, let's go! - Get out of here! 382 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,271 Are you alright? 383 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,275 - Waiter, check, please! - Coming! 384 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,818 The check? 385 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:35,865 Let me throw a few bowls in the water. 386 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:40,787 That way, the waiter won't know how many bowls we've really had. 387 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:45,833 Hey, buddy! You can't wash our dishes in the dirty water! 388 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,710 Others may get infected! 389 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:51,297 What is this? Who the hell are you? 390 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,052 Hey, let's see how much you've actually eaten! 391 00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:03,309 Nine more dishes from table three, so that's another 21 cents. 392 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:07,772 So, including these here, that's 40 cents altogether! 393 00:35:09,106 --> 00:35:11,025 Well done, Monkey. 394 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,528 Of course! 395 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,921 Uncle Luk, why isn't Uncle Chen here? 396 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:36,551 It was awful. Those bastards beat up Uncle Chen and killed his monkey. 397 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,512 What a tragedy! 398 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,684 Uncle Chen! Uncle Chen! 399 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,980 Uncle Chen... 400 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,074 I heard they caught up with you, Uncle Chen. 401 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:12,003 Ah-Mo, rest in peace. 402 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:14,422 We'll get the men who killed you. 403 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:24,891 It's alright, Uncle Chen, I'll find you another monkey tomorrow. 404 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:30,479 Even if I can't find you one, I can be your monkey! 405 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,213 - Monkey! Are you hurt? - No. 406 00:36:57,423 --> 00:36:59,842 I've got a pretty tough ass! 407 00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:06,974 Uncle Chen, don't worry. I'll go after them for you! 408 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:10,353 Monkey, don't do anything stupid. 409 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,272 If you go after them, you've got a death wish! 410 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:17,944 Don't you worry. I won't fight them openly. 411 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,821 But I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. 412 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,783 Tricks? I'm afraid your tricks aren't good enough. 413 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:28,204 What do you mean, not good enough? I'll hover over them like a fly. 414 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:32,333 Then I'll fiddle with them like strings on a guitar. 415 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:36,462 They're like worms in a manure pit, hiding in their own shit. 416 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,882 But once they come out, I'll make them look like shit! 417 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:43,719 - You're something else. - Hey, Uncle Chen, I got $2.00 today. 418 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:46,055 - You're stealing again? - What do you mean, stealing? 419 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:49,100 - I earned it myself! - Earned it? 420 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,478 I worked like a dog and earned it with my sweat. 421 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,314 Well, that's more like it. 422 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,525 Come on, let's go eat. 423 00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:05,366 Right. We haven't buried Ah-Mo yet. 424 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:17,920 Ah-Mo, you passed away before your time, but you must be in heaven by now. 425 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,715 Say hello to Monk Pig for us. 426 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,680 Uncle Chen, would you like to look at him one last time? 427 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,358 Ah-Mo! 428 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,695 Uncle Chen? 429 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,241 Monkey, it's you. 430 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,626 For a minute there, I thought you were Ah-Mo. 431 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,670 And you said I don't act like a monkey! You mistook me for Ah-Mo. 432 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:42,963 But you... 433 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,591 I watched and learned all his moves. Watch! 434 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,387 Ah-Mo somersaults. 435 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,313 Ah-Mo taking a piss. 436 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:05,027 Ah-Mo scratches. Also... 437 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:09,824 ...Ah-Mo walks. 438 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:14,036 - It still wouldn't work. - Still wouldn't? Why not? 439 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:18,541 - Because a monkey is hairy. - Hairy? Sure! 440 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:23,921 Make way, make way! 441 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,883 Now, folks, this is no savage beast. 442 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,678 And it's not the legendary Monkey King either. 443 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,597 What do you think it is? 444 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,475 Monkey! It's a monkey! 445 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:40,062 That's right! It's a monkey! 446 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:42,815 But it's portrayed by a man. 447 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,776 And he acts just like the real thing. He can scratch himself! 448 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,405 And he knows how to greet all of you! 449 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:52,283 He can also jump. 450 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,164 Good, right? And he can even wield a staff! 451 00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:16,098 Everyone, he can also sell candy! 452 00:41:20,477 --> 00:41:22,271 Please support us. 453 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:29,570 - Don't worry. There's plenty to go around. - Thanks, thanks. 454 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:33,115 That guy's doing great business. 455 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,701 Looks like he's new here. Come on. 456 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,913 - Don't worry, everyone will get some. - Out of the way! Move it! 457 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,247 Move! 458 00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:44,835 - So, it's you again, huh? - Yes, boss. 459 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:48,130 - You're doing well. - Yes, yes. 460 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,136 - Don't touch it, or I'll eat you alive! - So, it's you, kid? 461 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,847 You're playing the monkey now? 462 00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:01,644 - We're just trying to make a living. - Sure. 463 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,812 Old rules, then. 464 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,856 One dollar a day, right? 465 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:09,151 No, there are two of you now. It'll be two dollars. 466 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,529 But it's one dollar for every merchant! 467 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,867 Since you're here, we'll charge a dollar more! 468 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,373 Don't fight! Don't fight! 469 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,251 Stop fighting! 470 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,965 - Don't start any trouble! - He's got some skills. Use your knives! 471 00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:35,469 I have no skills to speak of. 472 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,721 Fine, I'll pay you two dollars. 473 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:39,223 Uncle Chen... 474 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:46,814 That's more like it. Now hurry up and pay us! 475 00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:50,901 Grab some. 476 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,413 Brother Fook, this is all he's got. 477 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:04,707 Well, how about it? 478 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:13,507 So, you've been hiding all this money, huh? 479 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,099 Right, grab it. Let's go! 480 00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:35,988 Monkey, I've been doing this for five years. 481 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:40,326 I'm used to getting extorted. 482 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,494 But that's not fair. 483 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:50,586 What do you know? Some have to pay bribes from birth. 484 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:54,590 When they go to school, they pay bribes. 485 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:57,551 And when they look for jobs, they also have to pay bribes. 486 00:43:57,676 --> 00:44:01,221 But that's not right. Ouch! Those bastards! 487 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,724 We work our asses off just to pay them. 488 00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:05,851 No way! I have to get it back! 489 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,812 - It's useless. - Why? 490 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:12,483 If you mess with them, then they'll kick your ass. 491 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,778 I don't care. I'm going! 492 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,210 If you go after them, you'll end up getting killed. 493 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,754 - Fine with me! - Still so arrogant! 494 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:39,259 Oh, so it is true! 495 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,303 - What's true? - That you know kung fu! 496 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:49,144 - Says who? - Those guys we fought today! 497 00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:51,480 - Nonsense. - It's not! 498 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:56,110 I've been with you for weeks. You could've taught me some kung fu. 499 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:59,113 Instead, all I've learned is a monkey act! 500 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,865 Monkey! The monkey act is how we make a living! 501 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:04,284 Exactly! Otherwise, no one would dare to beat us up! 502 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:08,705 The monkey act is all I know. 503 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:11,875 I don't know any Monkey Fist. So if you want to learn that... 504 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,129 ...find someone else! 505 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,883 I quit! 506 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,682 Boss. 507 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,520 Boss. 508 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:37,401 - Boss. - Out of our way! 509 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:43,657 - Move! - Waiter, check, please! 510 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,202 - Manager! - Coming! Coming! 511 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:52,416 - Let's play some chess. - Coming! 512 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,084 Hold it! 513 00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:59,465 Extorting businesses in broad daylight? 514 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:04,094 - You're no different than a thief! - Oh, you again, huh? 515 00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:06,138 What are you up to now? 516 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:12,895 Listen up! I am no longer Monkey. I now go by the title Monkey King. 517 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,731 Haven't you heard? 518 00:46:16,815 --> 00:46:19,443 No, I haven't. Have you? 519 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,695 I've never heard it, either. 520 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,239 I think he's gone completely nuts. 521 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:29,620 Sorry, sorry. Monkey, don't cause any trouble here. 522 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:34,958 Boss, until we get rid of them, we'll have no peace here. 523 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:39,087 Hold it! You're no match for me. Tell your leader to come here. 524 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,550 - You mean Boss Cai? - That's right. 525 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:54,019 We'll see what you've really got. 526 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,065 "Crossroad"? 527 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,363 "Four Horses Gallop". 528 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,701 "Restraining The Horse By The Cliff"? 529 00:47:09,826 --> 00:47:11,912 "Strike From Bottom And Hit The Middle!" 530 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:17,167 "Surrounded By The Enemy"? "Break The Jade With Force"! 531 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,549 Kill him! 532 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:30,889 "Monkey King Storms The Heavenly Palace"! 533 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,161 Boss! It's me! 534 00:47:56,748 --> 00:48:00,711 Stop it, please! You're trashing my place! 535 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,005 Monkey! 536 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,322 Over here! I'll smash him! 537 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,301 I have to stop this. 538 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:54,514 Here's your money, sir. Stop hitting him or he'll die. 539 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,560 Please, have mercy on him and spare his life. 540 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:02,522 He's just a kid and doesn't know any better. Here's five more dollars. 541 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,819 - Will you let him go? - Let him go! 542 00:49:07,944 --> 00:49:11,657 Goddamn it! I'm not afraid of you! 543 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,534 You're awake, Monkey. 544 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:17,412 I wish I wasn't! I'd rather die fighting! 545 00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:19,873 It would've been better if I'd died! 546 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,168 It's not that I don't want to teach you. 547 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:26,713 It's just that... I don't want you to end up like me. 548 00:49:26,838 --> 00:49:31,551 I am already like you! I get bullied, insulted and beaten up! 549 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:33,887 - Learning kung fu is tough! - So what? 550 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,932 - I'm afraid you'd give up half way! - I'd rather die than give up! 551 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:40,519 - Then do you know the first rule? - Bow to your master! Master! 552 00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:47,192 - This is no place to train. - Where should we go, then? 553 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:49,528 To the mountains! 554 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:01,581 All ten of your fingers are uneven. 555 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:07,504 Monkey Fist requires strength, so you must have strong fingers. 556 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,465 And also... 557 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,386 ...strong wrists! 558 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:20,892 Master, how long will this take? 559 00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:24,479 It hurts, and it's so uncomfortable. 560 00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:29,401 You can still hold on to things. 561 00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:33,822 See? And if you want to eat? 562 00:50:35,657 --> 00:50:37,909 What's so uncomfortable about that? 563 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,495 - But, I... - Say no more! 564 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:45,459 From now on, your hands will be tied until it's time to sleep. 565 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,252 But, Master... 566 00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:49,504 And the stones must not touch the ground! 567 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:51,381 Lift your hands higher! 568 00:50:51,506 --> 00:50:53,216 Turn around! 569 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:01,808 Now, jump like a monkey. 570 00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:04,519 Jump! 571 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:28,001 - Master, I got you some potatoes. - Put them down. 572 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:32,547 Sit down. 573 00:51:42,098 --> 00:51:43,642 Use your hands! 574 00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:53,735 Come again. 575 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,488 A monkey would've been quicker than you. 576 00:51:57,405 --> 00:52:03,370 But I'm tied up with two stones. Of course I'm not as quick. 577 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:07,374 - Then you'll go hungry. - Huh? Well... 578 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,085 Again! 579 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:52,544 Monkey? Tonight's chicken sure smells good. 580 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:55,797 - Indeed! - Want to try some? 581 00:52:57,257 --> 00:53:00,468 - No, thanks. - Aren't you hungry? 582 00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:06,641 Of course, but I'm not as quick as you, so I'll stick with my potato. 583 00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:12,439 - You're being very humble tonight. - I have to be. 584 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:23,074 I can only grab two potatoes from you. I can forget about a third. 585 00:53:24,993 --> 00:53:26,828 You can have it, then. 586 00:53:39,257 --> 00:53:41,760 You're right, Master. It sure tastes great. 587 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,462 "The faster monkey gets the chicken!" 588 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:44,364 - Not bad, huh? - You little rascal. 589 00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:03,133 Master, why are we hanging laundry at this late hour? 590 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:07,637 - What laundry? It's for you. - Huh? For me? 591 00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,143 Why is it for me? 592 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:16,646 You're a quick learner. Your monkey hands are getting fast. 593 00:55:17,313 --> 00:55:19,649 But your arm strength isn't there yet. 594 00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,317 Arm strength? 595 00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:24,946 What does that have to do with the ropes? 596 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:28,992 Monkeys have strong arms because they always swing from tree to tree. 597 00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:30,493 Sure, sure. 598 00:55:30,618 --> 00:55:33,079 So starting tonight, you'll sleep on the ropes. 599 00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:37,459 - Huh? Sleep on the ropes? - That's right. 600 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,961 What if I fall off? 601 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,464 Come with me. 602 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:51,473 Easy, right? If you're afraid you might fall... 603 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:54,642 ...you can hold on to this. 604 00:55:55,810 --> 00:55:57,812 You'll get used to it. 605 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:02,275 - Get up there. - Whatever you say. 606 00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:21,855 Stop it... 607 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:59,726 - Why did you let go? - You tickled me! It's itchy! 608 00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:02,520 A monkey gets tickled by branches all the time. 609 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:04,856 - Does he ever fall? - No. 610 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:06,482 Get back up! 611 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:40,183 What's that? Slacking off again? Keep going! 612 01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:08,229 My fingers, my wrists and my arms are all getting stronger. 613 01:00:09,063 --> 01:00:12,108 Master, how am I doing? 614 01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:15,111 You want to learn Monkey Fist? You still have a long way to go. 615 01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:20,491 What? A long way to go? Are you kidding me? 616 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:37,550 Well, Master? 617 01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:43,473 See what I mean? 618 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,933 But of course! What do you expect when you push me? 619 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:49,479 You look nothing like a monkey the way you fall. 620 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:51,272 How do they fall, then? 621 01:00:51,397 --> 01:00:53,608 A monkey would somersault and stand back up. 622 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:23,888 Master, I've trained with you for so long. 623 01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:26,349 - I am getting better, right? - Not really! 624 01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:30,603 Well, I've mastered the techniques for fingers, wrists, arms, waist, 625 01:01:30,728 --> 01:01:34,482 and the somersaults, and I can even swing from trees. 626 01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:36,776 - I'm almost there, right? - Hardly! 627 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:39,112 What? 628 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,490 If you don't believe me, then fight me. 629 01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:48,037 Master, fighting with you is pointless. You're not like those guys. 630 01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:50,623 So you think you can fight those guys now? 631 01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:51,999 Of course. 632 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:55,711 Sounds like you want to leave the mountain, then? 633 01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,755 That's what I want. 634 01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:02,301 - When do you want to go? - The sooner, the better! 635 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:05,263 I mean, the sooner I go, the better for the town. 636 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:07,223 I want to go tonight. 637 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,101 Very well. 638 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:14,188 Student! 639 01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:16,566 What is it, Master? 640 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,404 Monkey, if you insist on going down the mountain tonight, 641 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:24,532 then I, your master, will not stand in your way. 642 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:28,536 But remember, there will always be a stronger opponent out there. 643 01:02:29,662 --> 01:02:30,830 Now go. 644 01:02:31,622 --> 01:02:34,792 Master, please accept these three bows from your student! 645 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,254 Once. 646 01:02:40,047 --> 01:02:41,466 Twice. 647 01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:45,470 Three times. 648 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,222 Master, please take care of yourself. 649 01:02:51,976 --> 01:02:53,936 Hold it! 650 01:02:54,061 --> 01:02:57,106 Master, have you changed your mind? 651 01:02:57,732 --> 01:03:01,819 I don't have much, but here's a little gift for you. 652 01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:10,328 But, Master, it's just an old hat. 653 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,288 Don't underestimate it. 654 01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:14,999 Once you start wearing it, you'll never want to take it off. 655 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:17,877 It's that powerful? Thanks, Master! 656 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:51,202 What the...? My vegetables! 657 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,710 He's crazy, don't mess with him. 658 01:04:09,303 --> 01:04:10,972 Boss. 659 01:04:16,435 --> 01:04:17,937 Boss. 660 01:04:20,314 --> 01:04:21,315 Boss. 661 01:04:24,151 --> 01:04:28,364 Hey, don't mess with my sugar cane! Put it back! 662 01:04:29,615 --> 01:04:31,867 You're crazy! 663 01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:45,214 Him again? He's like the kid that refuses to die. 664 01:04:45,339 --> 01:04:47,800 And now he's teaching other kids. 665 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,848 - You're all bastards! - You're all bastards! 666 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:58,269 He's even taught them to swear at us. 667 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:02,231 You really aren't afraid to die, huh? 668 01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:08,237 I wanted to die, but the Underworld wouldn't accept me. 669 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,199 That's easy. We'll accept you on its behalf. 670 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,829 Hold it! You two are so pathetic. 671 01:05:16,954 --> 01:05:19,874 Always pushing your lackeys in front of you. 672 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:23,002 Of course. That's what they get paid for. 673 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:26,213 - Right. - Enough talk. Get him. 674 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:31,844 Wait! It's hard for the audience to see us fight as a group. 675 01:05:31,969 --> 01:05:36,140 - Let's fight each other one on one. - Fine. Ah Dua, fight him. 676 01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:39,852 Hey! One more thing. Not in front of the kids. 677 01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:42,104 Go on, kids. Get going. 678 01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:00,581 Hey, he's good. 679 01:06:03,834 --> 01:06:06,587 Fighting just one is boring. 680 01:06:06,712 --> 01:06:09,548 How about two? 681 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,698 Itchy? 682 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,702 Which side? I'll go that side. 683 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,414 Now let's try this side! 684 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:48,295 An orange for you. So sweet and juicy. 685 01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:51,590 Oh, that's sour! 686 01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:57,138 Strike! Two down! 687 01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:03,936 - The odds seem good. - We'll fix him. 688 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:08,023 Now that's better. Let's do three. 689 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:11,277 Red! Green! White! Go! 690 01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:23,873 Wow! You guys are named after Mahjong tiles? 691 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,463 Hold it! The three of you are way too slow. 692 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:38,679 Mahjong is bad for your health! 693 01:07:38,804 --> 01:07:40,806 You should've learned the Monkey Fist! 694 01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:48,439 And your fingers are weak! 695 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,195 Wait, there's more! 696 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,453 Hey, it's your turn now. 697 01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:07,249 - Right. Hey, it's our turn. - Who goes first? 698 01:08:07,374 --> 01:08:09,543 You, of course. 699 01:08:09,668 --> 01:08:12,463 - But I'm holding the money. You go. - Me? 700 01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:15,216 Hey, either one of you will do. 701 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:25,142 That's out of style now. No one wants to see that anymore. 702 01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:34,652 See? This is what they want to see now! 703 01:09:03,931 --> 01:09:05,766 That's my hat! 704 01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:11,063 That's my pipe! 705 01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:13,440 He's going to choke to death! 706 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,155 It's me! 707 01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:03,198 Be considerate. Please don't smoke. 708 01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:18,923 I'm riding a bull! 709 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,821 Your smoking pipe... 710 01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:49,578 Delicious? 711 01:10:49,703 --> 01:10:51,789 Where did my hat go? 712 01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,587 Hey, don't move! 713 01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:02,633 What's this, Drunken Snake Style? 714 01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,760 That's right. Drunken Snake Style! 715 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,262 "Lazy Monkey Stretches"! 716 01:11:17,398 --> 01:11:19,108 What's this? 717 01:11:19,233 --> 01:11:21,527 Having trouble? 718 01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:25,990 You're breaking my arm! 719 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,493 - So, how much did you collect today? - Not me, him! 720 01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:31,245 - Him? - Not much. 721 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:34,039 - I don't care. Give it all back! - What? 722 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,003 Give it back. Give it all back! 723 01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:43,382 - Take me to your boss, Mr. Cai! - No, please... 724 01:11:45,342 --> 01:11:48,012 - Fine, fine. - Fine? Then let's go! 725 01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:19,293 Thank you for coming. Please come back soon. 726 01:12:20,335 --> 01:12:22,337 Thanks! See you next time. 727 01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,981 Come back soon! 728 01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:46,111 Hey! Why are you all just standing there? 729 01:12:46,236 --> 01:12:50,074 Get to work! Tonight's customers will be here soon. Go! 730 01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:04,546 Master Duan, business has been really good lately. 731 01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:13,430 - Not bad. - But of course, Master Duan. 732 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:15,891 Since I've been running the place on your behalf, 733 01:13:16,016 --> 01:13:20,104 business has been going through the roof! 734 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:23,232 Come on now, Brother Cai. Give credit where credit is due. 735 01:13:23,357 --> 01:13:27,277 The truth is, we have to thank our two ladies here. 736 01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:29,363 But of course! 737 01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:34,201 You must be joking. 738 01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:38,664 These two are always making jokes. 739 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:42,835 Master Duan, I've prepared dinner for all of us downstairs. 740 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,462 - Shall we? - Sure, sure. 741 01:13:49,007 --> 01:13:50,425 We're here. 742 01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:52,386 Please, come on in. 743 01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,764 We have a customer! 744 01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:08,610 - Out of the way, all of you! - Get him! 745 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:38,515 - Who is he? - Uh, he... 746 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,685 Cai, you and your men have been extorting our merchants 747 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,062 and running gambling dens and whorehouses! 748 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:47,065 That's why I'm here to settle a few scores with you! 749 01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:48,984 Damn you! 750 01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:53,447 Hang on, Cai. This young man seems pretty bright. 751 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,490 - Who is he? - He's just some... 752 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:59,036 Save your breath! I'm Monkey and I use the Monkey Fist! 753 01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:03,832 - You know the Monkey Fist? - My ass! He's just a rascal! 754 01:15:03,957 --> 01:15:05,959 He thinks he's a real monkey. 755 01:15:06,084 --> 01:15:11,340 The truth is, Master Duan, some stranger taught him some monkey tricks. 756 01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:18,972 No wonder he looks like fun, just like a real monkey. 757 01:15:19,097 --> 01:15:21,183 Fun? I'm here to teach you a lesson! 758 01:15:24,019 --> 01:15:28,857 Ah Cai, why don't you put on a show for us to watch? 759 01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:32,236 Sure. I'll pretend to be his master. 760 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:34,613 Hey, it only takes one jump to die. 761 01:15:34,738 --> 01:15:37,366 I won't jump, then. 762 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:39,076 Charge! 763 01:15:42,996 --> 01:15:44,623 Hey, I'm over here! 764 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:57,427 Thanks. 765 01:16:36,883 --> 01:16:38,427 You stink! 766 01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:07,622 Hold it. Your band-aid's moved. 767 01:17:11,835 --> 01:17:13,587 A little higher. 768 01:17:14,212 --> 01:17:17,257 - That's it. - Much better! 769 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,010 You little bastard... 770 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:29,519 Hey, he's over there! 771 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:36,443 Boss Cai, watch this! 772 01:17:42,532 --> 01:17:44,451 Ouch! 773 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:53,043 - Single horse clamp! - I'm done for. 774 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:54,878 Ox pulling the cart! 775 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:03,678 - Now you really look like a pimp. - Help me... 776 01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:12,479 It's me! 777 01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:18,068 Now turn around! 778 01:18:19,986 --> 01:18:22,781 Good. Good. You do have some skills. 779 01:18:22,906 --> 01:18:24,783 All of you, stand back. 780 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:30,038 You fight very well. 781 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:34,376 Boss Cai, now there's the real expert. 782 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:37,796 Monkey tricks? Mine is the real Monkey Fist! 783 01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:44,594 Yours isn't real Monkey Fist, more like Monkey-shaped. 784 01:18:44,719 --> 01:18:45,929 What? 785 01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:52,310 - Who's he? - He's my boss. 786 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:57,065 - I thought you were the boss? - I'm Number Two. 787 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,819 So he's the real boss, then. 788 01:19:02,946 --> 01:19:05,824 So, Cai, you were just pretending to be the boss. 789 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:10,537 Boss, I sort of took over whenever you were away. 790 01:19:12,789 --> 01:19:15,250 Real boss, I thought you would've known better. 791 01:19:17,210 --> 01:19:22,174 - This is the real thing! - Of course I know Monkey Fist. 792 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:24,134 Tell me, who is your master? 793 01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:28,096 Oh, are you interrogating me now? 794 01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:30,265 Never question a kung fu guy! 795 01:19:31,516 --> 01:19:33,018 Right, right. 796 01:19:34,519 --> 01:19:36,897 - Take our guest to the VIP room. - Yes. 797 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,982 Ah Cai, prepare dinner. 798 01:19:39,107 --> 01:19:41,485 Yes, Boss, right away! 799 01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:47,782 Dinner? Hey, do you know what my favorite food is? 800 01:19:49,576 --> 01:19:52,746 I know. A Manchu feast. 801 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,420 You know Monkey Fist, too? 802 01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:06,176 Hey, this might actually be worth my time! 803 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:23,193 Sister, let's go downstairs. 804 01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:40,877 Ladies, Master Duan's kung fu is really not bad! 805 01:20:41,461 --> 01:20:45,131 Sister, doesn't his fighting style remind you of someone? 806 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,675 My brother? 807 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:49,010 Not at all. 808 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:19,833 Ah Cai, bring the table outside. 809 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:24,838 - I will have my Manchu feast here. - Sure. Hurry up! 810 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:29,718 Hey, that's OK, I'm not eating. I'm not hungry. 811 01:21:30,885 --> 01:21:33,763 You're not eating? Well, I am. 812 01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:43,356 Hold it, hold it! Stand back! 813 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,402 I have to serve a prestigious dish first. 814 01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:56,286 I'm sitting down first? You're too kind. 815 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:12,385 I know this dish, Boss. It must be live monkey's brain. 816 01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:15,972 - Bring me the ingredients. - Yes! 817 01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:19,601 Hey, isn't this a bit much? 818 01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:26,232 Not at all. Just in time for winter season. 819 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:30,779 - Sit down. - Ladies, please. 820 01:22:31,696 --> 01:22:33,657 Have a seat. 821 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:38,119 Now then, little monkey, you've caused my men a lot of trouble. 822 01:22:38,244 --> 01:22:41,873 Who's your master, really? What's his name? 823 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:47,212 The winner has won, and I have been defeated. 824 01:22:47,337 --> 01:22:50,965 But I will not disgrace my master. I won't tell you. 825 01:22:56,596 --> 01:22:58,056 You asshole! 826 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:04,020 Before we eat the monkey's brain, we must cleanse his head. 827 01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:21,705 Then we sanitize it with alcohol. 828 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:33,717 After that, we have to shave his head. 829 01:23:35,885 --> 01:23:38,304 Then... we smash its skull! 830 01:23:39,889 --> 01:23:42,684 - Who is your master? - No idea! 831 01:23:44,227 --> 01:23:45,979 Very well. Ah Cai? 832 01:23:46,896 --> 01:23:49,733 Smash his skull as slowly as you can. 833 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,766 I'm so embarrassed! 834 01:24:26,519 --> 01:24:29,105 Get him! Don't let him get away! 835 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:37,739 Watch where you're going! 836 01:24:46,623 --> 01:24:48,625 I left my master's hat back there. 837 01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:58,635 He's got to be Chen's student! 838 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:02,514 Look at you! You let Chen go, and now you're scared. 839 01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,933 Huh? Me, scared? 840 01:25:05,058 --> 01:25:09,062 I'm not afraid of him! His student escaped because of you. 841 01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:12,774 What? You think I pulled down my skirt on purpose? 842 01:25:13,650 --> 01:25:16,319 You like Monkey Fist practitioners, remember? 843 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:21,616 What did you say? You set Chen up back then, and you know it! 844 01:25:32,168 --> 01:25:36,256 Oh, so you're blaming me now? 845 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:38,967 I paid you quite a lot at the time. 846 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:42,887 That's right. You did give me this brothel to manage. 847 01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:46,599 However, you promised me that when you were done, 848 01:25:46,724 --> 01:25:50,228 you would let Chen's sister be the main attraction of the brothel. 849 01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:54,190 But you keep dragging your feet, and I still can't have her! 850 01:25:56,442 --> 01:26:00,071 - Why did you come back here? - I had to get my master's hat back. 851 01:26:00,196 --> 01:26:02,866 - Who's your master? - His name's Master Chen. 852 01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:06,786 - That's my brother. - My master is your brother? 853 01:26:06,911 --> 01:26:08,162 That's right. 854 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:13,668 I just overheard them talking about how Duan had tricked my brother. 855 01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:17,297 In order to save his life, I became Boss Duan's mistress. 856 01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,301 Duan! 857 01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:25,638 You! 858 01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,562 You bitch! 859 01:26:33,104 --> 01:26:37,025 So it was you who helped him escape. 860 01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:39,986 And now you dare to fight on his side? 861 01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:44,198 You beast! You tricked my brother and me back then! 862 01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:46,075 I'm going to kill you! 863 01:26:58,087 --> 01:26:59,339 That's good! 864 01:27:33,414 --> 01:27:35,708 - Get out of here! - No way! 865 01:27:40,922 --> 01:27:42,465 Madam! 866 01:27:46,886 --> 01:27:48,930 Please, stop fighting! Stop... 867 01:27:51,307 --> 01:27:53,101 Madam, why is the monkey kid back? 868 01:27:53,226 --> 01:27:57,689 - Chen's helping him fight Master Duan! - Men, get him! 869 01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:24,632 Get out of here! 870 01:28:24,757 --> 01:28:26,509 Don't let him get away! 871 01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,180 Get him! 872 01:28:48,906 --> 01:28:51,659 Get him! Don't let him get away! 873 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:55,038 Catch him! 874 01:29:14,098 --> 01:29:15,349 After him! 875 01:29:45,379 --> 01:29:47,006 Hey, Monkey. 876 01:29:47,799 --> 01:29:49,342 Master. 877 01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:52,220 You're back so soon. 878 01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:55,014 You must've missed your master. 879 01:29:55,139 --> 01:29:56,724 Yes. 880 01:29:56,849 --> 01:30:00,019 Actually, I... 881 01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:05,066 You were full of vigor when you left. 882 01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:07,151 What's wrong? 883 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:11,197 - Why the sad face? - Well... Ow! 884 01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:14,867 - Headache? - No. 885 01:30:15,785 --> 01:30:18,412 - Was the hat too tight? - No. 886 01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:23,376 - Maybe someone hit you on the head? - Yes, Master. 887 01:30:24,293 --> 01:30:29,215 Didn't you say your kung fu was great? How could you have let that happen? 888 01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:32,343 Well, Master, I was doing really well at first. 889 01:30:32,468 --> 01:30:35,596 I used my finger and wrist and arm techniques... 890 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:41,060 I beat up Ah Cai and his gang of thugs 891 01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:43,229 from the streets to the brothel. 892 01:30:43,354 --> 01:30:47,024 But then, the big boss appeared and said my Monkey Fist was fake. 893 01:30:47,150 --> 01:30:49,360 That really pissed me off. 894 01:30:49,485 --> 01:30:51,946 So I used everything, even my somersaults. 895 01:30:53,531 --> 01:30:56,033 - But then... - He defeated you? 896 01:30:56,159 --> 01:30:57,577 Yeah. 897 01:30:58,327 --> 01:31:00,454 Your head is all wrapped up in bandages. 898 01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:04,041 Why didn't you use my hat to cover it? 899 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:07,795 Your hat? Master, I saw your sister! 900 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,464 - My sister? - Yes. Just last night. 901 01:31:11,674 --> 01:31:13,926 - Where? - At a brothel. 902 01:31:14,051 --> 01:31:17,680 - She wouldn't! - Master, she doesn't work there. 903 01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:19,807 - She's the boss' concu... - Wait! 904 01:31:19,932 --> 01:31:22,935 - Is the boss' name Duan? - That's the bastard! 905 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:30,276 Hey, Master! She said that... 906 01:31:32,236 --> 01:31:36,115 - She said what? - She said Duan framed you back then. 907 01:31:37,241 --> 01:31:39,202 I knew it! 908 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:45,249 She tried to save me by fighting Duan too, but we were both no match for him. 909 01:31:45,374 --> 01:31:47,543 - Master, where are you going? - I have to find her! 910 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,253 - You can't! - Why not? 911 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:51,964 Duan is cunning. Besides, your hands... 912 01:31:53,257 --> 01:31:55,009 My hands are like this because of him! 913 01:31:55,134 --> 01:31:59,972 Don't worry, Master, he wouldn't harm her if she's his concubine. 914 01:32:00,097 --> 01:32:03,559 Besides, you don't have the strength to use Monkey Fist against him. 915 01:32:03,684 --> 01:32:05,686 You wouldn't stand a chance. 916 01:32:10,149 --> 01:32:13,986 - Monkey, you know your kung fu... - ...is no good. 917 01:32:14,111 --> 01:32:15,738 - What, then? - More training! 918 01:33:20,052 --> 01:33:23,556 This is one stance you must master, the "Four Moves in One Palm". 919 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:25,850 Hit it! 920 01:35:34,437 --> 01:35:35,855 Again! 921 01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:05,301 Master! 922 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:13,726 Master! 923 01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:38,167 - You're so pretty, Miss. - Really? 924 01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:41,921 Don't be so anxious. The night is still young. 925 01:36:46,091 --> 01:36:47,801 Is there any particular girl you fancy, sir? 926 01:36:47,927 --> 01:36:49,678 - Yeah. - Which one? 927 01:36:49,803 --> 01:36:52,389 - Your mother. - My mother? 928 01:37:02,233 --> 01:37:03,567 Please. 929 01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:09,573 We have Su-hung, Su-man, Su-win, Su-ying, Su-tsai. 930 01:37:09,698 --> 01:37:14,245 They come in all shapes and sizes. What kind do you fancy? 931 01:37:15,454 --> 01:37:18,165 Don't be shy, just tell me. 932 01:37:18,290 --> 01:37:21,168 - I want you. - You want me? Oh... 933 01:37:21,293 --> 01:37:24,088 I didn't know you were into... Ow! 934 01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:28,842 Why did you do that? 935 01:37:30,302 --> 01:37:34,932 - So, you really want a man? - Yes. I want all the men here. 936 01:37:37,476 --> 01:37:39,228 You want them all? 937 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:41,772 That's right. And your boss, too. 938 01:37:41,897 --> 01:37:45,693 Well, my boss isn't interested in men. 939 01:37:45,818 --> 01:37:49,280 And it's not part of our service. 940 01:37:49,405 --> 01:37:53,409 However, now that you're here, we don't want to disappoint you. 941 01:37:53,534 --> 01:37:55,953 I'll make sure I get you someone good. 942 01:37:56,078 --> 01:37:57,746 - Ah Fau! - Yes? 943 01:37:58,956 --> 01:38:00,791 What is it, Boss Cai? 944 01:38:05,379 --> 01:38:07,965 One's not enough. Bring me more. 945 01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:11,010 - No problem. Take care of him. - I'll... 946 01:38:15,931 --> 01:38:20,144 - That was fast. - I told you, one's not enough. 947 01:38:21,854 --> 01:38:25,524 I'll get you two more. Ah Shun! Ah Hai! 948 01:38:29,278 --> 01:38:30,696 Go on. 949 01:38:35,576 --> 01:38:37,077 What's wrong? 950 01:38:39,913 --> 01:38:42,291 And I thought you were all tough guys. 951 01:38:42,416 --> 01:38:45,711 Whatever happened to your stamina? 952 01:38:50,382 --> 01:38:53,969 - Hey, are you really that good? - Of course I am. 953 01:38:54,094 --> 01:38:56,930 - Four more men! - Coming! 954 01:38:57,056 --> 01:39:00,392 - What is it? - This gentleman here likes men. 955 01:39:00,517 --> 01:39:02,353 Take care of him, will you? 956 01:39:02,478 --> 01:39:06,565 Hey, it's still business. No discounts. 957 01:39:10,903 --> 01:39:16,325 Hey, what are you guys doing there? Get a room first! 958 01:39:21,288 --> 01:39:22,706 Hey! 959 01:39:31,382 --> 01:39:33,884 Hey... don't I know you? 960 01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:42,726 What trick are you trying to pull? 961 01:39:45,437 --> 01:39:46,939 MONKEY 962 01:39:47,856 --> 01:39:49,274 Hey! Hey! 963 01:39:50,609 --> 01:39:53,237 - What's this word? - "Monkey." 964 01:39:53,362 --> 01:39:54,947 "Monkey"? 965 01:39:55,072 --> 01:39:58,617 Aargh! It's Little Monkey! Stick with the plan! 966 01:39:58,742 --> 01:40:01,203 Guard the four posts and get the four ropes! 967 01:40:01,328 --> 01:40:03,789 The net will trap him. Alert the boss! 968 01:40:03,914 --> 01:40:06,125 Where are my two guards? 969 01:40:08,961 --> 01:40:12,339 Bring all the men you want, but clear the place out first. 970 01:40:12,464 --> 01:40:17,261 Those of you who are not involved, leave now before you get hurt! 971 01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:19,471 Go now! Go on! 972 01:40:21,223 --> 01:40:23,559 Hey, don't go! Don't go! 973 01:40:23,684 --> 01:40:28,480 Don't let them go, ladies! They haven't paid their bills yet! 974 01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:34,194 You've chased all our customers away! 975 01:40:34,319 --> 01:40:37,781 Mr. Cai, I'm helping you to clean up your image. 976 01:40:37,906 --> 01:40:42,619 Because as martial arts practitioners... 977 01:40:46,832 --> 01:40:50,252 ...we must be mindful of ethics and our behavior. 978 01:40:50,377 --> 01:40:54,173 We cannot use martial arts to assemble thugs and hooligans 979 01:40:54,298 --> 01:40:56,800 and commit evil deeds. 980 01:40:56,925 --> 01:41:01,597 Those who do so bring shame on the martial arts community. 981 01:41:02,681 --> 01:41:04,099 That's it. 982 01:41:08,145 --> 01:41:11,482 Hey, who taught you that? 983 01:41:11,607 --> 01:41:13,150 MY MASTER 984 01:41:15,944 --> 01:41:18,906 - "My Master"? - That's right. 985 01:41:21,575 --> 01:41:25,120 So your master sent you here to preach, huh? 986 01:41:26,079 --> 01:41:30,626 - Is everyone here yet? - I've been waiting far too long. 987 01:41:32,544 --> 01:41:34,129 They're here. 988 01:41:44,389 --> 01:41:47,935 When it comes to fighting, positioning is paramount. 989 01:41:48,060 --> 01:41:52,272 Positioning? Don't you worry. 990 01:41:52,397 --> 01:41:55,234 We have one just for you. Get him! 991 01:42:22,302 --> 01:42:24,346 Trying to test my "Bridging Arm"? 992 01:42:35,190 --> 01:42:37,192 How long have you been practicing? 993 01:42:39,278 --> 01:42:41,154 Five months? 994 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:44,700 No way. I'd say three months at the most. 995 01:42:51,957 --> 01:42:55,627 We got him. Use your swords on him! 996 01:42:57,629 --> 01:43:00,716 - No! We're on your side! - Slash him! 997 01:43:05,345 --> 01:43:08,098 Slash him, I said! 998 01:43:08,223 --> 01:43:09,641 Everyone, stop! 999 01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:14,813 What a mess! Ah Cai, where is Monkey? 1000 01:43:14,938 --> 01:43:17,649 We've got him, Master Duan. 1001 01:43:19,067 --> 01:43:20,611 Out of my way! 1002 01:43:24,072 --> 01:43:26,283 Where is he? 1003 01:43:26,408 --> 01:43:28,619 Ah, there you are! 1004 01:43:33,457 --> 01:43:34,625 It's me! 1005 01:43:38,545 --> 01:43:41,840 Looks like the main attraction has showed up. 1006 01:43:43,592 --> 01:43:49,056 Well, Little Monkey, I must admit your skill has gotten much better. 1007 01:43:49,181 --> 01:43:50,766 Thank you. 1008 01:43:50,891 --> 01:43:52,809 Monkey Fist will always be Monkey Fist. 1009 01:43:55,646 --> 01:44:00,692 I knew you'd come back to look for me, once you'd finished your training. 1010 01:44:01,401 --> 01:44:02,819 Of course. 1011 01:44:02,945 --> 01:44:06,406 I've come here to carry out three goals. 1012 01:44:06,531 --> 01:44:10,077 First, to remove the local evil. 1013 01:44:11,578 --> 01:44:14,581 Second, to avenge my master. 1014 01:44:15,707 --> 01:44:19,795 And third, I'm here to take his sister, Cuihong, away from here. 1015 01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:21,338 Cuihong? 1016 01:44:22,965 --> 01:44:25,425 She tried to save you last time. 1017 01:44:25,550 --> 01:44:28,553 I'm afraid that she's dead. 1018 01:44:44,903 --> 01:44:51,451 Monkey, even if you were the Monkey King, you wouldn't be able to escape this time. 1019 01:44:51,576 --> 01:44:53,120 Cut him to bits! 1020 01:44:55,330 --> 01:44:57,332 You four, get in there! 1021 01:46:34,638 --> 01:46:37,432 - They caught him, Master Duan! - They caught him! 1022 01:46:45,649 --> 01:46:49,903 Even your master couldn't defeat me. Why do you think you can? 1023 01:46:50,946 --> 01:46:54,908 You think I'm caught that easily? My master will come and help me! 1024 01:46:55,450 --> 01:46:58,829 Take him outside! Don't make a mess here. 1025 01:47:08,839 --> 01:47:10,090 Master's here! 1026 01:47:12,050 --> 01:47:13,552 Master! 1027 01:47:17,472 --> 01:47:19,057 Master Chen. 1028 01:47:19,182 --> 01:47:22,519 - Long time, no see. How are you? - Fine. 1029 01:47:24,229 --> 01:47:25,313 Madam Duan. 1030 01:47:29,234 --> 01:47:33,446 Master Chen, even though your hands have been crippled, 1031 01:47:33,572 --> 01:47:36,366 you've still taught him very well. 1032 01:47:43,081 --> 01:47:44,875 Enough small talk. 1033 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:46,543 Where's my sister? 1034 01:47:46,668 --> 01:47:48,879 Master, they killed her! 1035 01:47:55,719 --> 01:47:57,053 Wait! 1036 01:47:57,179 --> 01:48:00,390 There's nothing to fear. He's just a crippled monkey. 1037 01:48:18,575 --> 01:48:21,203 Master, what took you so long? 1038 01:48:21,328 --> 01:48:24,080 If I'd got here sooner, I'd be stuck in the net, too. 1039 01:48:24,206 --> 01:48:25,665 Right. 1040 01:48:37,177 --> 01:48:39,638 Still as skilled as ever. 1041 01:49:07,207 --> 01:49:10,543 Your hands are crippled. Haven't you forgotten? 1042 01:49:12,504 --> 01:49:14,506 But mine aren't! 1043 01:49:28,603 --> 01:49:30,438 Attack! 1044 01:49:30,563 --> 01:49:34,067 Attack! Attack! Go! 1045 01:50:13,398 --> 01:50:17,736 Don't be scared! Attack! Attack! 1046 01:50:28,204 --> 01:50:30,165 Oh, my hands! 1047 01:50:33,126 --> 01:50:35,462 Hey, let's get out of here, come on! 1048 01:52:41,546 --> 01:52:46,009 Well, now, Duan, have my skills improved? 1049 01:52:47,093 --> 01:52:48,970 More like he hasn't improved. 1050 01:53:24,088 --> 01:53:25,715 Come on! 1051 01:53:39,646 --> 01:53:41,064 Out of breath? 1052 01:53:41,189 --> 01:53:44,651 The moral of this story is that martial artists 1053 01:53:44,776 --> 01:53:48,738 should always avoid sexual temptation and carrying out evil deeds. 1054 01:53:48,863 --> 01:53:52,909 Keep practicing your kung fu and you'll maintain good health! 1055 01:53:53,034 --> 01:53:54,827 Understand? 1056 01:54:06,548 --> 01:54:10,969 Painful? It's just what you deserve. An eye for an eye. 1057 01:54:11,094 --> 01:54:13,304 Master, am I right? 1058 01:54:15,515 --> 01:54:18,935 And now, I shall avenge the death of Sister Cuihong! 1059 01:54:32,490 --> 01:54:33,533 Monkey! 74184

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