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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,070 ♪ Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians 2 00:00:03,068 --> 00:00:05,008 ♪ Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians 3 00:00:05,012 --> 00:00:07,082 ♪ Woeful wars, ferocious fights Dingy castles, daring knights 4 00:00:07,084 --> 00:00:10,074 ♪ Horrors that defy description Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians 5 00:00:10,072 --> 00:00:13,032 ♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes Punishment from ancient times 6 00:00:13,032 --> 00:00:14,082 ♪ Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless 7 00:00:14,084 --> 00:00:16,064 ♪ Cavemen, savage, fierce and toothless 8 00:00:16,056 --> 00:00:18,996 ♪ Groovy Greeks, brainy sages Mean and measly Middle Ages 9 00:00:19,004 --> 00:00:20,084 ♪ Gory stories, we do that 10 00:00:20,076 --> 00:00:23,026 ♪ And your host, a talking rat 11 00:00:23,028 --> 00:00:25,998 ♪ The past is no longer a mystery 12 00:00:26,004 --> 00:00:27,054 ♪ Welcome to... 13 00:00:27,052 --> 00:00:32,032 ♪ Horrible Histories. ♪ 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:36,012 Horrible Histories presents... 15 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:40,052 Staying fit and healthy has always been important to us humans, 16 00:00:40,052 --> 00:00:44,082 and one of the best ways to do it is to keep your bits clean. 17 00:00:44,084 --> 00:00:46,014 Ugg. 18 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,070 Are you a caveman using moss to wipe your bum? 19 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:54,020 Are you a Roman freshening up with a shared poo stick? 20 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:57,036 Get out! Are you the Frenchman who said the best thing to wipe your bum 21 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,030 with was a goose head? 22 00:00:59,032 --> 00:01:02,092 Come on, it was a joke! I use a cloth. 23 00:01:02,088 --> 00:01:05,048 Who would actually use a goose? 24 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:07,028 GOOSE SQUAWKS Shhh! 25 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:10,012 Then you need new toilet paper. 26 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:11,098 What's toilet paper? 27 00:01:11,096 --> 00:01:13,076 What is a toilet? 28 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:16,024 New toilet paper from China is soft, disposable, 29 00:01:16,024 --> 00:01:17,084 and mass-produced in sheets. 30 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,996 FART! 31 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,050 That sounds amazing. Count me in. 32 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:24,078 What is a toilet? Keep your bottom clean and healthy with new toilet 33 00:01:24,076 --> 00:01:28,046 paper, as used by the Chinese emperor since 1391. 34 00:01:28,048 --> 00:01:30,038 Warning - original Chinese toilet paper, 35 00:01:30,044 --> 00:01:32,044 smallest size one metre squared. 36 00:01:32,044 --> 00:01:34,064 How big is the Chinese Emperor's bum? 37 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:38,030 It's true. Toilet paper really was 38 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:41,008 invented in China nearly 700 years ago. 39 00:01:41,012 --> 00:01:44,022 We get tonnes of it down here in the sewers. 40 00:01:44,024 --> 00:01:45,054 Frankly, it's not easy to stay 41 00:01:45,048 --> 00:01:48,018 healthy when you live in a massive bog pipe. 42 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,024 That's why I'm on a health kick. 43 00:01:50,024 --> 00:01:53,034 Today, I am swimming 100 lengths of the public toilets. 44 00:01:53,032 --> 00:01:57,012 I'm doing 50 tail squats, and I am running... 45 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:58,058 ..to the doctors. Because just 46 00:01:58,056 --> 00:02:01,026 thinking about all that exercise has given me a headache. 47 00:02:01,028 --> 00:02:03,058 Maybe this next treatment could help? 48 00:02:04,084 --> 00:02:06,044 Are you the medicine woman? 49 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,074 Yes, love. What can I do you for? 50 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:10,088 I've got a bad pain in this bit. 51 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,998 Your head? 52 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,040 You're the expert. 53 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:17,064 Well, for a headache you've got two options - "There, there," 54 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:19,040 or trepanning. 55 00:02:19,044 --> 00:02:21,074 Right. What is, "There, there?" 56 00:02:21,068 --> 00:02:25,078 Well, I gently pat the sore bit and say, "There, there." 57 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,080 And what is trepanning? 58 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,060 I grind this pointy rock into your head, puncturing your skull, 59 00:02:31,056 --> 00:02:33,046 to let the bad out. 60 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:36,012 Right, I think I'll go with "There, there." 61 00:02:36,012 --> 00:02:38,012 Oh, right you are, then. 62 00:02:38,008 --> 00:02:39,028 KNUCKLES CRACK 63 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:43,034 There, there. 64 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:46,002 How's that? It's no different... 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,080 I mean, yeah, it's much better. Thank you. 66 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:52,004 Are you sure I can't tempt you to a bit of trepanning, 67 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,020 just to make sure I've got all the bad out? 68 00:02:54,024 --> 00:02:55,104 No, I'm completely cured. 69 00:02:55,096 --> 00:02:57,076 Goodbye. 70 00:02:57,084 --> 00:02:59,084 Ow! Ooh. That looked nasty. 71 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,070 Pointy rock? No, no, I'm fine. 72 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:04,048 Oh, go on, just a little hole. 73 00:03:04,048 --> 00:03:06,028 It'll hurt even more. 74 00:03:06,032 --> 00:03:09,082 All right, you big baby, I'll give you an anaesthetic. 75 00:03:09,084 --> 00:03:12,064 OK. Right, count backwards from ten for me. 76 00:03:12,064 --> 00:03:15,044 Ten, seven, four... 77 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,064 Sorry, should have used a bigger dose. 78 00:03:21,092 --> 00:03:24,002 Righty ho, then. 79 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,044 You should feel right as rain as soon as you come around, 80 00:03:27,044 --> 00:03:29,064 although you might have a slight headache. 81 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:34,098 I need trepanning like I need a hole in the head! 82 00:03:34,096 --> 00:03:36,086 Although, come to think of it, 83 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:40,028 we Egyptians had some pretty strange theories too. 84 00:03:40,032 --> 00:03:43,022 Especially when it came to being pregnant. 85 00:03:46,004 --> 00:03:48,064 And how did you find out that you were pregnant? 86 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:50,030 Just the usual way. 87 00:03:50,032 --> 00:03:52,042 I had a melon milkshake and threw up. 88 00:03:52,044 --> 00:03:54,004 ALL: Aww! 89 00:03:54,004 --> 00:03:56,044 The milkshake test works every time. 90 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:59,054 Oh, yes. My husband and I were out for a romantic meal. 91 00:03:59,048 --> 00:04:03,018 He ordered us both milkshake, and as soon as I saw it, 92 00:04:03,024 --> 00:04:05,054 I just threw up all over him. 93 00:04:05,052 --> 00:04:06,092 It just kept coming. 94 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:08,042 ALL: Aww! 95 00:04:08,044 --> 00:04:10,074 Yeah, it was the perfect moment. 96 00:04:10,068 --> 00:04:13,018 I can't wait to tell our son about it when he's born. 97 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,100 So you know it's a boy? 98 00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:16,056 You must have done the urine test? 99 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,026 Oh, yeah, of course. 100 00:04:18,032 --> 00:04:21,052 I went and weed in a field, and barley grew, so we know it's a boy. 101 00:04:21,048 --> 00:04:22,058 ALL: Awww! 102 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,056 Actually, do we have to make that 103 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:29,070 noise every time? It's really annoying. 104 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:35,022 Last time I weed in a field and wheat grew, so I knew it was a girl. 105 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,094 ALL: Aww! Yes, we do. 106 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:41,082 Right, I am off to wee in a field. 107 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:44,086 Congratulations! Are you pregnant too? 108 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:48,052 Oh, no, no. I just drank far too much milkshake. 109 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,060 ALL: Awww! 110 00:04:57,088 --> 00:05:00,068 That sound goes through me quicker than the milkshake! 111 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,068 Next... 112 00:05:04,092 --> 00:05:08,022 Good morning, Doctor. Please take a seat. 113 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,006 Now, what can I help you with? 114 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:12,022 I've got a bit of a sore throat. 115 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,090 Well, there's a very simple Mayan cure for it, 116 00:05:14,088 --> 00:05:17,028 so if you'd just like to pop your sandal off. 117 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,088 And do a little wee wee in it. 118 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:25,064 Excuse me? And now drink the wee wee. 119 00:05:28,048 --> 00:05:30,998 Isn't there a herb I could chew or something? 120 00:05:31,004 --> 00:05:34,054 No, sandal wee wee, twice a day. You'll be better in no time. 121 00:05:34,052 --> 00:05:36,062 Next! 122 00:05:36,064 --> 00:05:40,004 I'll just drink some water, lots of water. 123 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,070 Hello there, Doctor. 124 00:05:41,072 --> 00:05:45,052 Hello. I've twisted my ankle, and I wondered if you've got a bandage? 125 00:05:45,048 --> 00:05:48,088 Well, we don't actually recommend bandages anymore. 126 00:05:48,088 --> 00:05:50,058 No, what we have is a more advanced 127 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:53,060 treatment that is at the forefront of Myan medical science. 128 00:05:53,064 --> 00:05:55,044 Oh, that sounds great. 129 00:05:55,044 --> 00:05:57,084 So if you'd just like to pop your sandal off. 130 00:05:57,084 --> 00:05:59,084 Take it off the good ankle. 131 00:05:59,076 --> 00:06:01,076 Off she pops, there you go. 132 00:06:01,076 --> 00:06:02,996 Do a little wee wee in it. 133 00:06:04,012 --> 00:06:05,082 Come again? And then drink it. 134 00:06:07,052 --> 00:06:09,002 What if that doesn't work? 135 00:06:09,004 --> 00:06:10,084 It will. 136 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,100 I think I might get a second opinion. 137 00:06:12,096 --> 00:06:14,016 Do you? I do. 138 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:16,054 Good day, Doctor. 139 00:06:16,048 --> 00:06:19,068 Weeing in a sandal. Some people don't want to be helped, do they? 140 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,050 What a hectic morning. I have got a banging headache. 141 00:06:25,072 --> 00:06:27,062 I have just the cure for that. 142 00:06:31,048 --> 00:06:33,038 I am feeling slightly sick, though. 143 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,040 One cure... 144 00:06:36,036 --> 00:06:38,026 RETCHING 145 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,030 Maybe not. 146 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:45,082 Hello. I'm Richard the Lionheart, King of England. 147 00:06:45,076 --> 00:06:48,036 Wherever that is. I only went once when I was king, 148 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,020 and I didn't much like it. 149 00:06:50,016 --> 00:06:53,066 Instead, I went on the Third Crusade to the Holy Land. 150 00:06:53,068 --> 00:06:56,998 But when I got there I got a horrid disease called arnaldia. 151 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,070 But what did it do to me? 152 00:06:58,072 --> 00:06:59,092 Did it... 153 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:13,002 The answer is... 154 00:07:13,004 --> 00:07:15,014 B. It made my skin blotchy 155 00:07:15,012 --> 00:07:17,042 and my hair and fingernails fell out. 156 00:07:17,044 --> 00:07:20,084 It's true. My hair and nails fell off. 157 00:07:20,084 --> 00:07:23,074 I mean, my hair, fair enough, but my nails... 158 00:07:23,072 --> 00:07:25,052 I've never even bitten them. 159 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:27,042 Don't even suck my thumb. 160 00:07:27,036 --> 00:07:28,046 Much. 161 00:07:30,008 --> 00:07:33,028 Amazing. I've only been on my fitness drive for three minutes, 162 00:07:33,032 --> 00:07:35,072 and already I have a six pack... 163 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:36,998 Of pies! 164 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:40,050 There's a bit of nasty green stuff on the top, 165 00:07:40,048 --> 00:07:42,018 but you can soon wipe that off. 166 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:45,044 Ah, yes, cleanliness is very important to me. 167 00:07:45,036 --> 00:07:47,016 I learned that from the Romans. 168 00:07:47,024 --> 00:07:49,044 They were very keen on personal hygiene, 169 00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:52,024 and had a very civilised approach to washing, 170 00:07:52,024 --> 00:07:55,054 although it could lead to some rather embarrassing moments. 171 00:07:55,052 --> 00:07:58,032 Welcome to Fitness Past... 172 00:07:58,028 --> 00:08:01,048 Like any young Roman, I like to hang out in baths because it's fun, 173 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:04,042 I build up a sweat, and I get to hang out with my friends. 174 00:08:04,044 --> 00:08:09,044 Naked. At Fitness Past you can exercise with your friends, naked. 175 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,010 I like steam rooms because I get to relax, network, 176 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:13,088 and chat about current events... 177 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:17,002 Naked. Can we get a lot more steam in here, please? 178 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:20,094 Discuss the news with your friends, and influential people, naked. 179 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:23,058 Hey, Caesar. How's it hanging? 180 00:08:23,056 --> 00:08:27,006 You know what? I think I'll come back when it's a bit quieter. 181 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:30,048 Fitness Past, for people who like to stay fit, naked. 182 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:33,062 Warning, bring a slave to guard your clothes, or walk home naked too. 183 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:34,076 Not again! 184 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:38,064 Ooh... 185 00:08:38,056 --> 00:08:42,036 It's true. We Romans were obsessed with baths. 186 00:08:42,036 --> 00:08:46,026 But not everyone in Rome thought keeping clean was a good idea. 187 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:49,058 When the Roman Empire became Christian in the 4th century, 188 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:53,030 one man claimed that being dirty on the outside, meant being 189 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,022 clean on the inside. 190 00:08:59,052 --> 00:09:02,022 ♪ Yo word up brothers and sisters of Rome 191 00:09:02,016 --> 00:09:04,026 ♪ Got a message from your old mucker St Jerome 192 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:06,062 ♪ I'm sayin' Rome's been Christian since the 4th century 193 00:09:06,064 --> 00:09:09,024 ♪ Takin' a bath that's just so BC 194 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:11,070 ♪ Look at me and my posse of Roman bellas 195 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,092 ♪ This is Leah, this is Paula, and this is Marcella 196 00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:16,018 ♪ When I met 'em they was real proper Roman Wags 197 00:09:16,024 --> 00:09:18,064 ♪ Now they stink to high heaven and they're wearing rags 198 00:09:18,064 --> 00:09:22,094 ♪ It don't matter if your body smells like something obscene 199 00:09:22,092 --> 00:09:27,072 ♪ If the outside is dirty then the inside is clean 200 00:09:27,072 --> 00:09:29,082 ♪ That's grime 201 00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:31,074 ♪ It ain't no crime Grime 202 00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,082 ♪ We're doing fine That's grime 203 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:37,090 ♪ We're doing fine In our own grime 204 00:09:37,088 --> 00:09:40,068 ♪ I'm a man and a monk and I'm mad as a monkey 205 00:09:40,072 --> 00:09:43,042 ♪ I don't care if folk'll swear I smell a little bit funky 206 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,080 ♪ All the guys who are gagging out they won't be laughing 207 00:09:45,076 --> 00:09:48,036 ♪ When they don't get into heaven for too much barfing 208 00:09:48,044 --> 00:09:50,084 ♪ Look them pagans all smell lovely there ain't no denying 209 00:09:50,084 --> 00:09:53,034 ♪ And I guess not washing does increase your danger of dying 210 00:09:53,032 --> 00:09:56,012 ♪ They got saunas and steam rooms they're healthy and strong 211 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,092 ♪ But we've got something better bro and that's our pong 212 00:09:58,092 --> 00:10:00,092 ♪ Grime It ain't no crime 213 00:10:00,088 --> 00:10:02,048 ♪ Grime We're doing fine 214 00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:04,022 ♪ That's grime It ain't no crime 215 00:10:04,016 --> 00:10:06,076 ♪ We're doing fine In our own grime. ♪ 216 00:10:11,012 --> 00:10:14,042 We Greeks were far more sensible. 217 00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:17,094 We are seen as the fathers of modern medicine, 218 00:10:17,088 --> 00:10:19,078 and there was absolutely nothing 219 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:22,006 weird about our most famous health nut... 220 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,102 It's the start of a new week, 221 00:10:23,096 --> 00:10:26,036 and having been rated epic failure by Ofsted, 222 00:10:26,036 --> 00:10:28,006 headteacher Hannah Lawrence 223 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:30,068 is looking to make some changes. 224 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:33,058 This is Historical Educating. 225 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:37,090 -Monday morning, and class 7 -F have a new biology teacher. 226 00:10:37,092 --> 00:10:41,012 Hypocrites? It's pronounced Hippocrates, mate. 227 00:10:41,012 --> 00:10:43,022 The father of medicine. 228 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,080 Mr Hippocrates has come all the way from ancient Greece, 229 00:10:45,084 --> 00:10:48,054 and I think he wants to make learning fun. 230 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,028 He's told me he's going to bring some humour into the lessons. 231 00:10:51,028 --> 00:10:53,008 What's that, sir? 232 00:10:53,012 --> 00:10:55,082 Humour. Four humours, to be precise. 233 00:10:55,084 --> 00:10:59,074 Blood, yellow stomach bile, 234 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:02,078 black stomach bile, 235 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:06,030 and, of course, my personal favourite... 236 00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:08,048 HE COUGHS AND SPITS 237 00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,028 ..phlegm. 238 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:13,048 Now, a good doctor always diagnoses 239 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:16,018 by investigating the bodily symptoms. 240 00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:19,018 POP 241 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:25,078 Turgid, oily, and with a hint of wee, 242 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:30,040 which is fascinating, children, because that means his ear wax is... 243 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,036 delicious. 244 00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:34,084 PUPILS VOMITING 245 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,080 I saved a bit for you. 246 00:11:38,048 --> 00:11:40,058 B minus. 247 00:11:40,056 --> 00:11:43,026 Mr Hippocrates is called to the headteacher's office. 248 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:49,010 You look a bit peaky, Headteacher. Tell me, have you done a wee today? 249 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,058 Because I have. 250 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:54,090 Hippocrates, I hear you made an entire class vomit. 251 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:58,002 Indeed. Most productive. 252 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,030 You're fired. What? 253 00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:02,002 I'm the father of medicine. 254 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:05,014 Yes, well, it's been 2,000 years, and medicine has moved on. 255 00:12:05,012 --> 00:12:08,052 Not true. Doctors still swear my Hippocratic oath today. 256 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,072 Yes, we've had several parents complain... 257 00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:13,002 No, no, no, it's not that kind of swearing. 258 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,070 It's a code of conduct for doctors, 259 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:18,058 and my method for curing sore bottoms is still in use today. 260 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,078 Really? Yes. 261 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:25,014 Do you mind turning the cameras off for a moment? 262 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,092 The thing is... 263 00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:30,038 Whatever you say, Mr Hippo Crates, or Rhino Boxes, 264 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,080 or whatever you're called. 265 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:37,004 Now, I'm off for a healthy swim in the local pool - 266 00:12:37,004 --> 00:12:38,074 the cesspool! 267 00:12:38,072 --> 00:12:40,092 Yes, swimming is a great way to stay healthy, 268 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,072 but did you know that after the Roman Empire was destroyed, 269 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:48,022 people actually forgot how to do it for over 600 years? 270 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,080 It wasn't until Tudor times 271 00:12:49,076 --> 00:12:53,076 that a new book led to swimming becoming common again. 272 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,020 Oh, look, there's a couple of brown noodles I can use! 273 00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:02,096 Gentlemen, this voyage will make rich men of us all. 274 00:13:02,096 --> 00:13:04,086 Yes! 275 00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:07,998 But only if we make it back home in one piece. 276 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,020 With that in mind, the captain has instructed me, as first mate, 277 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,004 to give you a health and safety briefing. 278 00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:17,076 You are absolutely joking me! 279 00:13:17,076 --> 00:13:22,036 As you have noticed, gentlemen, we are on a... 280 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,040 On a high! On a ship! 281 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:28,030 Yes. And what is the most dangerous thing that can happen to us 282 00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:30,052 when we're on a ship? Disease? 283 00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:32,062 No. Spaniards! 284 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,060 Low-flying albatrosses! 285 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:37,100 No, pretty sure that only happened to you. 286 00:13:37,096 --> 00:13:41,996 No, no, the most dangerous thing that can happen on a ship is... 287 00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:46,102 ..falling off a ship. Because what happens if you do? 288 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,006 You... Float. 289 00:13:48,008 --> 00:13:49,028 No, the other one. 290 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,058 Drown. Well done. 291 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:53,010 You do drown. Good boy. 292 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:57,078 But not any more, because now we have this brand-new book, 293 00:13:57,076 --> 00:13:59,076 The Art Of Swimming. 294 00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:03,036 Right, the first one we are going to do is... 295 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,998 ..breaststroke. 296 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,010 Watch my hands. What am I doing? 297 00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:13,072 All right, I think we've got that one. 298 00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:15,052 Doggy paddle. 299 00:14:15,048 --> 00:14:17,018 Very simple... 300 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,082 Ruff! 301 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,050 OK. 302 00:14:22,048 --> 00:14:24,018 Butterfly. 303 00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:29,046 Enough of this. 304 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:33,088 Shipmates! We're overloaded. Let's throw something overboard. 305 00:14:37,072 --> 00:14:41,012 No, no running on deck! It's slippery! 306 00:14:41,012 --> 00:14:42,092 SPLASH! 307 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:45,048 Help! Throw me something to cling to! 308 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:48,028 Ouch! 309 00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:49,048 It doesn't float! 310 00:14:49,052 --> 00:14:51,022 That's ironic. 311 00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:57,008 I'm a handsome doctor. 312 00:14:57,008 --> 00:15:01,058 And I've come to 17th-century France to meet the famous King Louis XIV 313 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:04,000 at his royal palace in Versailles. 314 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,070 A tiny king with a big problem. 315 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,042 Excusez-moi, monsieur, who are you calling tiny? 316 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,020 No, no, I am, how you would say? 317 00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,084 A big man. With this wig and these heels 318 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,000 I must be at least six foot eight. 319 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,100 See how I tower over everyone in my court. 320 00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:24,016 Why are you wearing wigs and heels too? 321 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,024 Why must everyone copy me? 322 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,000 ALL: Why must everyone copy me? 323 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,050 I'm assuming the problem is your bad breath. 324 00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:33,078 No. Your funky body odour? 325 00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:36,084 Monsieur, I have had three baths in my life, that is quite enough, 326 00:15:36,076 --> 00:15:39,016 thank you very much. No, the problem is... 327 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:40,076 HE SHOUTS 328 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,060 ALL MIMIC HIS SHOUT 329 00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:46,044 Now, the King suffers from what we doctors call 330 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,064 a really, really, sore bum bum. 331 00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:53,014 Luckily, help is at hand from local hairdresser Charles-Francois Felix. 332 00:15:55,012 --> 00:15:57,072 He's been developing a tool for months now 333 00:15:57,068 --> 00:16:00,088 to remove that ouchy part from the King's bottom. 334 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,022 Whoa! 335 00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:06,064 Best of luck, I'm right behind you, mate. Merci. 336 00:16:11,028 --> 00:16:13,048 I mean, we're all right behind you. 337 00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:15,008 You don't mind if we watch, do you? 338 00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:20,044 HE YOWLS 339 00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:22,016 THEY MIMIC YOWLING 340 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:24,050 CONTINUED YOWLING 341 00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:26,018 It's a few days after the operation, 342 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,040 and I've come to see how Louis is getting on. 343 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,020 Ahhh. 344 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:34,014 Bum bum and throne engaged. 345 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:38,058 So the operation was a complete success 346 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:42,996 and has changed the face - and the bum bum - of surgery for ever. 347 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,040 And the best part is, no-one will want to copy me this time. 348 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,052 Well, you say that, but... 349 00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:54,062 No, no! I will not operate on your bottoms, you bunch of weirdos. 350 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,076 Please! I want to look like the King! 351 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,060 PHONE RINGING 352 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,096 Horrible Histories Health Direct, Tudor era. 353 00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:10,034 OK, so shave what's left of your hair off, 354 00:17:10,032 --> 00:17:13,002 then smear your head with fox grease, 355 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,090 and maybe a hint of garlic. 356 00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:17,032 And then just rinse it all off with vinegar. 357 00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,998 Now, if that doesn't cure your baldness... 358 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,040 Chocolate! 359 00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:25,036 My Mayan colleague is suggesting chocolate, 360 00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:28,086 but then, he says that for everything! Maybe try... 361 00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:32,062 Chocolate! ..wearing a wig. OK, you're welcome, bye. 362 00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,006 Horrible Histories Health Direct, 363 00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,088 you've come through to the medieval era, 364 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:38,012 what is the nature of your medical complaint? 365 00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:41,072 I'm assuming it's the Black Death, - it usually is in the Middle Ages. 366 00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:47,058 Have you considered rubbing some scorpion oil on to the sores? 367 00:17:49,092 --> 00:17:52,042 All right, fine, no, I don't suppose there are 368 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,090 many scorpions scuttling around in Barnsley. 369 00:17:54,092 --> 00:17:56,012 OK, fine. 370 00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:58,052 I suppose you can have a second opinion. 371 00:17:58,048 --> 00:18:00,038 A sensible one. 372 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,040 Pass him over, I know all about it. 373 00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:03,076 Transferring you now. 374 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,050 Yeah, Black Death? 375 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,042 Poor thing. Don't you worry - we had a nasty dose of Black Death 376 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,020 in the Tudor times too. 377 00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:13,036 What I'm going to need you to do, my love, 378 00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:15,086 is press a chicken's bum against your armpits, 379 00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:17,018 could you do that for me? 380 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:18,104 That's it, against the swellings, yeah. 381 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,036 It will help absorb the poison. 382 00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:24,018 That's what I said, a chicken's bum. 383 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:26,086 A plucked chicken's bum. 384 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:28,088 What do you mean you don't have one? 385 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:31,998 What about the skull of an executed man? 386 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,058 WHISPERS: I am not suggesting chocolate! 387 00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:37,104 No, stronger cure for Black Death. 388 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:40,996 Oh, we might have a winner here, hold on. 389 00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:43,034 Well, my brother is a Mayan doctor, 390 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:47,042 and he suggests do a big old wee-wee in a sandal, and then drink it. 391 00:18:52,004 --> 00:18:54,044 OK, have you tried chocolate? 392 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,076 Chocolate! 393 00:18:56,076 --> 00:19:00,026 We Georgians weren't the cleanest of people. It was a bit of a problem, 394 00:19:00,032 --> 00:19:02,042 because we did like to look good too. 395 00:19:02,044 --> 00:19:05,064 Luckily, we had some rather fashionable quick-fix solutions 396 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,096 to make ourselves look better again. 397 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:09,026 Oh, a beauty spot! 398 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:11,002 Delightful. 399 00:19:11,004 --> 00:19:13,064 Oh, darling, they're so beautiful. 400 00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:16,026 The way they sparkle. 401 00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:18,048 They look so expensive. 402 00:19:18,052 --> 00:19:21,022 You are worth every centime, my cherie. 403 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:28,044 Bonjour. Bonjour. I would like to buy something 404 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:32,014 to celebrate my love for this lovely little lady just here. 405 00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:35,052 And what could be more romantic than a new pair of teeth? 406 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,098 Indeed, indeed. 407 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:38,086 The gift that keeps on chewing. 408 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,024 May I? 409 00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:42,076 Be my guest. 410 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,056 Ghastly stench. 411 00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:50,026 Rotten. Oh! I've got a loose one. 412 00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:54,068 Shall I...? Oh, no, no, not just yet. 413 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,068 Suit yourself. 414 00:19:56,068 --> 00:20:00,078 Right, for you, madame, I recommend a full set. 415 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:05,026 we have everything from your budget French peasant set, 416 00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:09,028 all the way up to these genuine British teeth, 417 00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:11,102 pulled at the Battle of Waterloo. 418 00:20:11,096 --> 00:20:13,086 They're awfully big. 419 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:17,042 All right, you've got me, they might be slightly 420 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,050 from a horse. What about these ones? 421 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,042 Oh, they might have been the Duke of Wellington's teeth. 422 00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:27,034 Oh, yeah, yeah, possibly. 423 00:20:27,032 --> 00:20:29,062 He didn't die at the Battle of Waterloo, 424 00:20:29,056 --> 00:20:31,036 but I think you should buy them. 425 00:20:31,036 --> 00:20:32,046 For eight times the price. 426 00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:34,052 Eight times the price, you heard the teeth. 427 00:20:34,048 --> 00:20:36,018 What are YOU wearing? 428 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,104 These are special ones. 429 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:42,026 They belonged to my dear old mum. 430 00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:44,058 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that she passed. 431 00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:46,024 Oh, no, she hasn't, I'm just 432 00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:49,044 more front of house, you know, so we swapped. 433 00:20:49,036 --> 00:20:51,056 Bonjour! 434 00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:54,016 Actually, they've never fitted her. 435 00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:56,056 Come here, Mum, give them to me. 436 00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:59,082 Here we go, oh, yes. 437 00:20:59,076 --> 00:21:01,036 Make me an offer. 438 00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:05,026 Would you prefer a ring, my love? 439 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,068 Absolutely. 440 00:21:06,072 --> 00:21:08,102 Meanwhile, over in the US of A, 441 00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:11,066 we had our own health crazes, and believe me, 442 00:21:11,072 --> 00:21:13,092 some of them were pretty weird. 443 00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:16,998 Although, there is one that you still eat today. 444 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:20,014 Yes, you can thank us for the humble cornflake. 445 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,090 Oh, hi, friends. 446 00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:25,008 I'm John Harvey Kellogg, 447 00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:28,022 inventor of the world's most healthy 448 00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:30,094 and calming food - the cornflake. 449 00:21:30,092 --> 00:21:34,092 If this crazy century is leaving you in a tizzy whizzy, 450 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:39,072 what with the aeroplanes, the cars, and the women being educated, 451 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:43,998 then why not come and rest a spell, here at the sanitarium? 452 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Here at Battle Creek we believe in the simple things in life - 453 00:21:48,004 --> 00:21:51,094 praying, cornflakes, vegetarianism, 454 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:56,072 cornflakes, and never, ever thinking about ladies. 455 00:21:56,072 --> 00:22:01,022 Ladies! Oh, cornflakes, I meant cornflakes. 456 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,080 Here we follow three principles of health. 457 00:22:04,084 --> 00:22:06,084 Number one, exercise. 458 00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:09,044 Number two, cornflakes. 459 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,070 And number three, enemas. 460 00:22:11,072 --> 00:22:13,032 What? 461 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,012 That's right - enemas. 462 00:22:15,012 --> 00:22:19,072 We start each day with a pint of plain, dull, natural yoghurt. 463 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:21,028 You eat half of it... 464 00:22:21,032 --> 00:22:22,082 Oh! 465 00:22:22,076 --> 00:22:25,016 ..and stick the other half up your bum bum. 466 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,080 With a pipe. 467 00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:28,054 It's good for you. 468 00:22:28,048 --> 00:22:31,058 Good for me? Yeah, it's got good germs and stuff. 469 00:22:31,056 --> 00:22:32,076 I don't know! 470 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,094 I'm getting a little anxious. 471 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,078 OK, just eat some more cornflakes. 472 00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:40,074 OK, nurse! 473 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,068 POP! 474 00:22:44,036 --> 00:22:49,996 Battle Creek sanitarium - exercise, relaxation, cornflakes, 475 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,010 and putting yoghurt up your bum. 476 00:22:54,012 --> 00:22:56,022 Yes, we Victorians really felt like 477 00:22:56,016 --> 00:22:58,056 we'd got to the bottom of staying healthy. 478 00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:02,020 But if I'm honest, not all of them were completely successful. 479 00:23:02,024 --> 00:23:06,004 In fact, some of them might be considered quite dangerous. 480 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,020 Good day. 481 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:12,090 Welcome to QVC, the Queen Victoria Channel, 482 00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:17,042 for our round-up of the hottest new products from The Great Exhibition. 483 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,070 Now, what have you got me wearing today, Constance? 484 00:23:20,072 --> 00:23:22,052 It's a corset, Verity. 485 00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:24,048 Oh, yawn, so last season. 486 00:23:24,052 --> 00:23:26,052 It's actually very much this season. 487 00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:29,998 It's electrical. Electrical? How's that? 488 00:23:30,004 --> 00:23:31,084 Electricity occurs naturally 489 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,050 in a whole range of new health-giving products, 490 00:23:34,052 --> 00:23:37,062 ready to buy for the canny Victorian consumer. 491 00:23:38,064 --> 00:23:40,104 When I was struggling to put this on this morning, 492 00:23:40,096 --> 00:23:43,076 you hooked it up to that battery, didn't you? 493 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:50,020 What Verity is demonstrating is designed to strengthen the chest. 494 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,010 I can't see! 495 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,020 How does it feel? Shocking! 496 00:23:56,016 --> 00:23:59,046 We've also got this hairbrush... 497 00:23:59,052 --> 00:24:01,022 That's more like it. 498 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,050 Oh, why me? 499 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:08,042 You just don't get these results with a normal hairbrush. 500 00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:14,088 I think that's all we've got time for on today's... 501 00:24:14,092 --> 00:24:17,042 You're forgetting our lovely jewellery. 502 00:24:17,036 --> 00:24:18,996 Please, don't tell me... 503 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,060 Oh, gosh! 504 00:24:20,064 --> 00:24:24,044 Now, there are only a few of these remaining, so you have to be quick. 505 00:24:24,044 --> 00:24:26,094 Don't tell me people are actually buying these? 506 00:24:26,088 --> 00:24:28,998 No, they've mostly caught fire. 507 00:24:30,076 --> 00:24:33,096 Can someone grab the electrical fire extinguisher, please? 508 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,026 Eight... 509 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,050 Nine... 510 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:45,028 WHISPER: Rattus! 100. 511 00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:46,068 And 99. 512 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:51,020 1,000. 513 00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:55,024 That's it - I'm as fit as a flea. 514 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,080 And I should know, I've got plenty of them. 515 00:24:57,084 --> 00:25:00,004 From trepanning, electric hairbrushes, 516 00:25:00,004 --> 00:25:04,014 and the thousands of other weird and wacky ideas about health, 517 00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:06,068 it was these next three huge discoveries 518 00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:09,998 that really changed the world we live in today. 519 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,060 The amazing work of Edward Jenner, 520 00:25:12,064 --> 00:25:15,024 Louis Pasteur, and Alexander Fleming 521 00:25:15,024 --> 00:25:18,084 saved more lives than anything else in history. 522 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:21,044 You might not like having your injections, 523 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:25,040 but they protect you from lots of nasty illnesses and infections. 524 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:30,000 Thanks to them, we now all live longer, healthier lives. 525 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,100 Take it away, boys. 526 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:37,026 ♪ I'm Edward Jenner and I was told 527 00:25:37,032 --> 00:25:44,022 ♪ Mates who got cowpox once never had another episode 528 00:25:44,016 --> 00:25:50,046 ♪ So I-I-I injected James Phipps with a strain 529 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,058 ♪ He didn't catch smallpox 530 00:25:52,064 --> 00:25:56,004 ♪ He was as right as rain 531 00:25:57,092 --> 00:26:01,012 ♪ I gave him inoculations 532 00:26:01,008 --> 00:26:04,038 ♪ Despite some protestation 533 00:26:04,036 --> 00:26:07,046 ♪ It was the first vaccination 534 00:26:07,052 --> 00:26:10,042 ♪ Led to his rehabilitation 535 00:26:10,044 --> 00:26:13,044 ♪ Inoculation Imagine my elation 536 00:26:13,044 --> 00:26:16,104 ♪ Medication At my creation 537 00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:20,076 ♪ And so my vaccination Vaccination 538 00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:23,064 ♪ Led to experimentation... ♪ 539 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:25,010 By me! 540 00:26:25,008 --> 00:26:29,008 ♪ Louis Pasteur, if you please 541 00:26:29,008 --> 00:26:32,018 ♪ Thought if that worked Surely you can vaccinate 542 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:35,040 ♪ Against all disease? 543 00:26:35,036 --> 00:26:38,006 ♪ So I 544 00:26:38,008 --> 00:26:41,088 ♪ Injected cholera into a hen 545 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:43,048 ♪ Turns out I was right 546 00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:47,058 ♪ It lived to lay eggs again 547 00:26:49,028 --> 00:26:51,998 ♪ I gave him immunisation 548 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,040 ♪ It was a made-up inoculation 549 00:26:55,044 --> 00:26:59,004 ♪ Bit like my vaccination Vaccination 550 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,040 ♪ But with a modification Modification 551 00:27:02,044 --> 00:27:04,084 ♪ Turns out this application 552 00:27:04,076 --> 00:27:08,036 ♪ Was a critical transformation 553 00:27:08,036 --> 00:27:11,066 ♪ It was a combination 554 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:14,058 ♪ Of scientific dedication... 555 00:27:18,028 --> 00:27:20,058 ♪ Alexander Fleming 556 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:23,040 ♪ I invented penicillin 557 00:27:23,044 --> 00:27:26,064 ♪ Accidentally 558 00:27:26,064 --> 00:27:29,064 ♪ Like all the best discoveries 559 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,074 ♪ Him And him And me 560 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:35,058 ♪ Saved more lives than anyone in history 561 00:27:35,064 --> 00:27:38,094 ♪ End disease that's killing 562 00:27:38,092 --> 00:27:41,072 ♪ With vaccinations and penicillin! 563 00:27:41,068 --> 00:27:45,018 ♪ We gave you vaccination Good, good, good, vaccination 564 00:27:45,024 --> 00:27:48,034 ♪ Penicillin and immunisation Immunisation 565 00:27:48,028 --> 00:27:51,068 ♪ We gave you vaccination Good, good, good, vaccination 566 00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:54,088 ♪ Penicillin and immunisation Vaccination 567 00:27:54,088 --> 00:27:57,088 ♪ We gave you vaccination Good, good, good vaccination 568 00:27:57,092 --> 00:28:01,052 ♪ Penicillin and immunisation Immunisation 569 00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:04,018 ♪ We left a world that's cheerier Vaccination 570 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,996 ♪ By dealing with bad bacteria. ♪ 571 00:28:21,048 --> 00:28:23,038 ♪ The past is no longer a mystery 572 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,100 ♪ Hope you enjoyed 573 00:28:24,096 --> 00:28:28,016 ♪ Horrible Histories. ♪ 574 00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:32,616 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43708

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