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So you'll just park here,
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and you'll find the trailhead there.
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Now, it is bear season, so if you see any...
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Do not hug them!
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You're gonna want to hug 'em, but don't.
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Just, uh, keep your distance.
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Business seems to be picking up.
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Yeah.
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So far it's just been
antiquers and bird-watchers.
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Would love to find a way to
expand our customer base.
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Yes, how can we get the
halls of this once proud home
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crawling with even more commoners?
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Hey, babe. What's going on?
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Yeah, I just sent the guests on a hike.
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They were raving about the breakfast
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you cooked this morning.
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It looked amazing.
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Smellwise, I would rank it
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somewhere between patchouli and weed.
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Speaking of cooking,
you know what else was cooking?
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My jump shot on the court today.
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Ugh, I miss playing basketball.
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At Camp Ramah,
I once hit a game-winning three,
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while being fouled,
and never even lost my yarmulke.
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So were you just shooting around?
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No, I played pickup,
and I met some really cool locals,
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and they found out that we
run the Woodstone B and B,
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and they were so into it.
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Are we, like, local celebrities?
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Hey, so listen,
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Micah mentioned that they
might want to come over
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tomorrow and watch the game.
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Oh, Micah's kind of like their leader.
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- The leader?
- Uh...
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boss? They work together?
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I don't know, anyway, would that be cool?
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Well, it sounds to me like
somebody made some friends.
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Good for you for putting yourself out there.
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Come on, babe, it's not that big of a deal.
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Yeah, what are you, his mom?
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No, it's just, it's been harder on Jay.
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We both left our friends in the city,
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but I have all you guys to talk to.
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And I know that sometimes
he must feel left out.
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Yeah, like now could be one of those times.
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Oh, sorry, I just...
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Exactly.
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Morning, roomie.
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Another beautiful day in eternity.
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How is this my death?
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Happy three-month roommate anniversary.
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But didn't you just wish me
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a happy quarter-year anniversary yesterday?
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Well, yeah,
that's because months and quarters
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don't always line up exactly.
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Isn't the calendar so fun?
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Pete, you're a great guy,
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and maybe it's living in the
same room together now...
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What's wrong, little buddy?
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It's just, the relentless cheeriness,
it's a lot.
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Okay, so you want me to be less cheery?
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Like, all the time?
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No, no, no, just when I'm awake.
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Okay.
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Well,
that sounds like a super fun challenge.
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Wow, this place is huge.
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How many bedrooms did you say it was?
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It's, like, nine.
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- Mm.
- My wife inherited it,
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and then we moved up from the city
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to turn it into a B and B.
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Beautiful place like this
must be booked wall-to-wall.
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Eh, we do okay, but it's a new business.
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We've had some setbacks.
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Damn, check out the hottie.
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Oh, yes, she is delect...
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Oh, wait, I don't have to pretend anymore.
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That's nice.
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Well, Jay, I, uh, I have a philosophy,
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born out of basketball.
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This is exciting.
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He doesn't share this with everybody.
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So, at the beginning of every pickup game,
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each team has a choice:
take the ball first or choose direction.
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- Most people take the ball.
- Well, yeah.
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You want to make sure you
get off to a good start.
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But what about the sun? What about the wind?
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Ball goes away,
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direction... lasts forever.
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Interesting.
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I got a funny feeling about this guy.
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Right? I've got tingles.
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Jay, you chose direction
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with this B and B.
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You chose to focus on the long run,
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but wouldn't it be nice to
have direction and ball?
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So nice.
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Jay, let me show you something.
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What is that?
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This is ball.
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Yes! Yes!
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Sam, we got a problem.
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These "friends" of Jay's--
and I hesitate to say this
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because the one is very hot--
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but they got to go.
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What are you talking about?
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They're into some pyramid scheme.
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They're working for this
company that's selling
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these vitamin patches,
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and they're trying to recruit Jay
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- to sell them, too.
- Vitamin patches?
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It's like modern-day snake oil.
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The cure-all elixir that gives you vim,
vigor and verve?
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What's the problem here?
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Sam, if Trevor's saying
even the hot one has to go,
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we have to take him seriously.
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That is alarming,
but I'm sure there's an innocent explanation.
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Samantha, if Jay truly is being offered
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a snake oil opportunity,
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one must at least entertain the notion.
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We're not buying snake oil,
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or whatever it is - they're selling.
- Oh, all right,
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I guess you could press your own snakes,
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but you're going to have to move the rugs.
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Hey, I brought snacks.
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Oh, where'’s Jay?
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He's giving Micah a tour.
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It's really exciting that
he's getting one-on-one time
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with Micah so soon.
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It took me six months,
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but then, I don't have a mansion.
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Yeah, Norm doesn't have a lot of things:
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self-esteem, a mother that loved him,
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a filter when it comes to
sharing personal details.
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Norm, you're being really negative.
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Do you think you need to re-patch?
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- No, I'm okay.
- Norm, re-patch.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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Hot and bossy.
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Okay, she can stay. But the rest have to go.
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Okay, so...
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what is the deal with these patches?
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They're a proprietary blend
of vitamins and nutrients
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that enhance one's quality of life.
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Okay.
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So is that, like, based in science, or...
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The recipe came to Micah in a dream.
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Yeah,
they helped alleviate Norm's back acne.
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He mentioned that several times.
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And are you guys, like, in a company?
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Are you working together or...
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I mean,
we don't like to use the term company.
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It's more of a collective.
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We work together, live together.
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Live together?
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Okay, this is weirder than a pyramid scheme.
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That's because it's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a cult.
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You're saying Jay
accidentally joined a cult?
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Well, he's not in yet,
but it's looking good.
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This is just perfect--
Jay finally makes some friends
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up here and they turn out to be in a cult.
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Sam, this is a good thing.
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He's gonna make lifelong friends.
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He's not joining a cult, Flower.
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Well, what if he wants to?
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Trust me, he doesn't.
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Okay, well, be careful,
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because sometimes when a
family member asks someone
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to choose between them and the cult,
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they choose the cult.
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I just...
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I'm worried about Jay's
feelings getting hurt.
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There don't seem to be
many fun people our age
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up in this town,
and he seemed like he was so excited.
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Jay just meet these people.
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- He'll get over it.
- Mm.
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Sam, this guy Micah's incredible.
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I mean, I've never met anyone like him.
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Or he'll be crushed.
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Either way, it's something to watch.
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He just has this great perspective on life.
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It's a cult, Jay.
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He's in a cult. He's the cult leader.
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What are you talking about?
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Flower told me,
she recognized all the signs.
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Oh, Flower?
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The one who asked you what
your name was yesterday,
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a year after we moved in?
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Okay, well, that's not nice to point out.
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I want to say...
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...Larry?
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Jay, come on.
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They all live together
in some weird collective.
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And Micah came up with
the formula for the patch
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in a dream.
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- That's so cool.
- Yeah, okay,
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so he's a bit hippie-dippie,
I'll give you that,
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but you don't know him yet.
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Plus, lots of people live together.
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Your favorite show, Friends.
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That's about a bunch of
people who live together.
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They actually live in
three different apartments.
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It was four.
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Ross have own place with Marcel, the monkey.
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- Oh.
- You know what?
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I'm not debating Friends with you, okay?
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I really like Micah
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and I hoping you'd give him a chance.
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He's helping us out, big-time.
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- What do you mean?
- The patches.
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He gave us ten boxes for free
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to sell on consignment.
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Jay, you do not want to be
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- in business with this guy.
- Babe,
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the patches really work.
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How do you know?
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'Cause I'm patched in, baby.
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Yay! Larry's in!
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Hey, Pete.
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Welcome to another day in hell, bitch.
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- What?
- From now on,
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I'm a mean old sourpuss,
just like you wanted.
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No more smiles, no more compliments,
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no more scalp massages while you sleep
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- to stimulate your dreams.
- Wait,
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you massage me while I sleep?
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No. I used to.
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But that's all over now.
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For the rest of eternity,
you're rooming with
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a joyless, sulking void.
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Pete, I don't know what to say.
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That you miss friendly old classic Pete now?
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No. I like this.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Son of a B-word.
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Screw it.
In a way, all major religions are cults.
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Who are we to judge these nines and tens?
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that Micah reminds me
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of a stable boy who worked here once.
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Some found his live body desirable.
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Not me, of course, because I am a lady.
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Ooh, yeah, touch those toes.
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Hey, Micah.
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- Oh, Jay. Hey.
- Hey.
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Hope you don't mind,
I invited a few teammates
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here to hang out at your beautiful abode.
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Yeah, th-that should be okay.
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Look, I know some of you guys live together,
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but this is mostly a business,
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this patch thing, right?
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Yeah. Of course, of course.
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It's a business, a community, a way of life.
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Okay...
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Jay, please stretch, okay?
It's important to stay limber.
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Especially if you're gonna live forever.
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Yeah, and just, uh,
when you say "live forever,"
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you mean that the patch makes you feel like
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you're gonna live forever.
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Exactly. Because you can.
261
00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,683
What was that?
262
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,598
Oh, he's quite insane.
263
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:16,904
Jay, how old do you think I am?
264
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,297
Uh, I don't know, man.
265
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,386
Um, 35?
266
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:24,564
I'm 742 years young.
267
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And you look great.
268
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,443
Uh, Flower, you got a sec?
269
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,663
I wanted to ask you about
what you said earlier
270
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,100
about how sometimes people
choose a cult over their family.
271
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I kinda got a sense there
was more to that story.
272
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I don't really want to talk about it.
273
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I understand.
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Hey, Flower.
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Oh, hey, Alberta.
- What's up? - Girl!
276
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You were just telling me the story about
277
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you choosing your cult over a family member.
278
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,162
The one about my brother? Where was I?
279
00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,729
- At the beginning.
- Right.
280
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,862
Okay, well, back when I was in the cult,
281
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,690
my brother showed up, and he tried to get me
282
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,995
to come home.
283
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,997
So the cult banned him from the property
284
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,086
and barred me from ever
speaking to him again.
285
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,872
If only he'd never tried
to get me out of that cult.
286
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:12,699
Well, it sounded like your brother was
287
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,439
just trying to protect you.
288
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,311
Maybe you should be angry
at the people who made you
289
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,748
choose between them and your own family.
290
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,316
You mean the cult?
291
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,623
- Yes, Flower.
- Huh.
292
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:27,583
Nobody ever talks about a
cult being in the wrong.
293
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,673
I feel like people do.
294
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,458
Sam, it is a full-blown cult.
295
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,025
Now he figures it out.
296
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,419
Why didn't he just listen
to you in the first place?
297
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,073
Sometimes men very stubborn,
298
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,596
like when Ross claim to read Rachel's letter
299
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,467
instead of just admit he fall asleep.
300
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,599
This is bad.
301
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,384
He said he was 742 years old.
302
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,647
Sounds young to me.
303
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,474
It's okay, just calm down.
304
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,389
Okay, we'll tell Micah he has to leave,
305
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,913
and then we can put this
whole thing behind us.
306
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not be rash.
307
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,699
Trevor, they're a cult.
308
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,702
Yes,
but this could be a Heaven's Gate situation.
309
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,357
Sam, I'm just saying if
things break the right way,
310
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,620
we could be looking at some sexy new ghosts.
311
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,014
- Let's go.
- Please.
312
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:07,884
I heard them talking about something called
313
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:08,885
"the final patch."
314
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,279
That sounded promising.
315
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,020
Hey, hey, whoa.
316
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,152
- What is all this?
- They're moving in.
317
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,850
We're moving in.
318
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,329
Where do you want this, Micah?
319
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,984
Oh, I'm upstairs on the left with the wives.
320
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,334
This ain't gonna be good for business.
321
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:26,163
No, no, no, no, all of you have to leave.
322
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,730
Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
Jay, do you remember
323
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,384
this very long bill of lading
324
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,081
that accompanied the box
of patches that I gave you?
325
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,431
Oh, yeah, I remember that it was very long.
326
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,737
And remember that you signed it
327
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:35,782
and I gave you a receipt?
328
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,132
- Oh, come on.
- Jay...
329
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,655
Well, buried in the fine print was a clause
330
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,484
that allowed us to move in
in exchange for the patches.
331
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,704
See? Right there.
332
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706
Oh, come on, man, that is so tiny.
333
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,621
That is a very underhanded
business maneuver.
334
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,275
Tip of my cap to you, sir.
335
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,104
You all have to leave or
we are gonna call the cops.
336
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,498
We have a signed contract.
337
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,978
Dude, this is insane.
338
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,544
What's your plan? You're just gonna squat
339
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,243
- in our house forever?
- Of course not. No.
340
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,680
The lease explicitly says it's for no longer
341
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,160
than one trillion years.
342
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,902
So after that we'll be out of your hair.
343
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,251
Oh, thank God.
344
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,861
I thought they were gonna be here forever.
345
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,651
So the good news is the lawyer
says we are in the right,
346
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,218
and the contract will never hold up.
347
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,437
- Yes!
- Huzzah!
348
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,786
But it's going to take months
349
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,092
and thousands of dollars in legal fees.
350
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,528
Months?
351
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,095
We can't run a B and B
with a cult living here.
352
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,140
We'll be driven out of business.
353
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,186
Pete, please just tell us
everything is gonna be okay.
354
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,405
We really need some of your Pinecone Trooper
355
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,842
can-do spirit right now.
356
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,365
No can do, Sam.
357
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,280
I've changed. I'm dark now.
358
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,544
Because life is meaningless
and full of suffering.
359
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,851
- What'd he say?
- Nothing helpful.
360
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,678
There actually is one foolproof way
361
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,333
to break up a cult, and it's so easy.
362
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,555
- I'm not sleeping with Micah.
- Cool.
363
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,861
Thanks for the update.
364
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,950
It was something Flower suggested.
365
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,081
Nothing breaks up a cult faster
366
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,214
than an outsider sleeping with the leader.
367
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,998
Great. Does anybody else have an idea?
368
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,695
Samantha, just talk to them.
369
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,089
As a delegate to the Second
Continental Congress,
370
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,961
I partook in difficult negotiations.
371
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,614
But through dialogue,
372
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:12,313
we found interests that aligned.
373
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,141
Yes, if a bunch of white male landowners
374
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,970
can find common ground,
then anything is possible.
375
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,450
Exactly. Point is, I don't think they want
376
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,713
a protracted legal fight either.
377
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,063
That's true.
378
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,587
Maybe they will listen to reason.
379
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,329
Oh, sure,
'cause cults are famously reasonable.
380
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,897
Not loving the new Pete.
381
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,683
Uh, what are ya'll doing?
382
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,512
I'm watching TV with Alana,
and Flower's third-wheeling it.
383
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,818
Trevor,
that girl don't even know you're there.
384
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:39,993
Listen, Flower,
385
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,255
I had an idea.
386
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,083
Why don'’t we look up your brother?
387
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,998
I mean, we don't know,
maybe he's still alive.
388
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,303
Oh, no.
389
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,870
After I got out of the cult,
390
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,655
I heard he'd been killed in Vietnam, so...
391
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:53,136
Oh, Flower, you poor girl.
392
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,790
Yeah, Flower, I'm so sorry.
393
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,749
I wish I'd been there to
convince him not to go.
394
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,056
He spent his whole life protecting me
395
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,016
and the one time my big
brother needed protecting,
396
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,800
I wasn't there for him.
397
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,062
He was MIA.
398
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,498
MIA?
399
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,283
Murdered in action.
400
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:13,330
Flower,
MIA means "missing in action."It does?
401
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,810
It's also the airport code for Miami,
where I spent
402
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,681
some baller weekends.
403
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,336
KIA is "killed in acion."
404
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,383
Wait,
so you're saying he might still be alive?
405
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,646
Well,
going missing in a war is not a great sign.
406
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:27,127
And even if he made it out,
he may be dead by now.
407
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,563
But you're saying there's a chance?
408
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,217
- You want me to look him up?
- Look up who?
409
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,262
- Your brother!
- Oh, what about him?
410
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,263
Child, just look him up.
411
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,438
I'll look him up.
412
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,927
I love how comfortable she feels around me.
413
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,103
So what do you say?
414
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,019
We can avoid months of headache and cost,
415
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,194
And you could just clear out now.
416
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,283
Nah, we're good. I mean, what's a few months
417
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,719
when we're gonna live forever?
418
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,375
Oh, why would anyone want to live forever?
419
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,507
Tell me about it.
420
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,422
Wait a minute.
421
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,466
Excuse me?
422
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,860
Have you ever thought about
423
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,297
what living forever - would actually mean?
- Of course.
424
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,472
It's gonna be amazing.
425
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,779
I mean, in theory, yeah.
426
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,737
But for one thing,
you're gonna get sick of each other.
427
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,438
At least they get to
change their itchy shirts.
428
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,961
A small price to pay for
the gift of eternity.
429
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,659
Okay, but if you give me a minute,
430
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,010
some other specifics as to why it sucks
431
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,055
will come to me.
432
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,535
- Sunsets no longer very nice.
- Mm.
433
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,277
Same thing over and over.
434
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,756
Oh, yeah. Yes.
435
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,062
Eternity take what was once beautiful
436
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:36,065
and turn into nothing.
437
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,720
Oh, sunsets, what about those?
438
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,069
I mean, right now they're beautiful,
439
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,897
but in, like, a thousand years,
440
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,986
you'll have seen so many,
they will just be boring.
441
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,945
Look, whatever you're trying to do,
442
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,294
it's not working.
443
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,296
- Nothing is gonna break us apart.
- So, what--
444
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,472
you just want to waste months in court
445
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,256
when you're gonna end up
getting kicked out anyways?
446
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,215
By then, you'll be one of us.
447
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,912
We're not going anywhere.
448
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,523
So, unless you have anything else to say,
449
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,916
We'll be hearing from your lawyers
450
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,483
and seeing you in the hallway.
451
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,702
I slept with Micah.
452
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,836
Micah would never sleep with you.
453
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,098
You're an outsider.
454
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,622
Well, it's true, and I am sorry
455
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,147
if that drives a wedge.
456
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,148
Wait, is this true?
457
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,019
I am so proud of you, Sam.
458
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,761
He talked about how forbidden
it was the whole time,
459
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,893
which only made it hotter, he said.
460
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:25,941
This woman is lying to you, guys.
461
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,464
Okay? You got to believe me.
462
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,727
I would never sleep with
anyone but your wives.
463
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,861
Tell them you know about the
moles on his right buttock.
464
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,602
Trust me.
465
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:38,780
Um,
he has some moles on his right butt cheek.
466
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,477
That's just a lucky guess.
467
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,653
Three moles in a crescent formation.
468
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,395
Three moles.
They're shaped kind of like a crescent.
469
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,050
She knows about the Dots of Destiny?
470
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,704
You watch him change or something?
471
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,185
No further questions.
472
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,404
You promised you wouldn't
sleep with an outsider.
473
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,058
And if you lied about that,
what else are you lying about?
474
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,234
Yeah, now I'm starting to question
475
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,757
this whole immortality thing.
476
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,456
Like, do we even get - our own planets?
- Well?
477
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372
- It's working, Sam.
- Guys, guys, I did not sleep with her.
478
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,200
Everybody's getting their own planets,
479
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,289
my bodily fluids still cure the common cold.
480
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,768
This was a test.
481
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,988
It was a test, and you all passed.
482
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,990
Oh, it was another test.
483
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,123
Like when we looked you up online
484
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,777
and it said you were - born in 1990.
- Exactly.
485
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,345
And let this be a reminder
486
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,782
that I can test you at any moment.
487
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,219
So let's leave this place
488
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:29,831
and put this toxic non-believer behind us.
489
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:34,096
No! Alana, wait. Just wait... Alana.
490
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,403
Oh, can eternity get any worse?
491
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,362
You sorta teed that one up.
492
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,147
And just so you know, Jay,
493
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,671
I thought you were really
cool and good at basketball.
494
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,239
Aw. Maybe we can do it again sometime.
495
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:50,069
But I don't want to.
496
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,593
Mm. Marriage.
497
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,029
That's the real cult.
498
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,336
I thought you said this wasn't a cult.
499
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,382
- It was another test, Norm.
- Oh.
500
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,644
And you failed it.
501
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,785
What's going on?
502
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,527
Nothing.
Uh, just looking at a stupid sunset.
503
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,050
Certainly not getting
any enjoyment out of it.
504
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,661
Okay, look,
just go back to being yourself, buddy.
505
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,620
Why?
506
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,665
All that talk about eternity
earlier made me realize
507
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,711
that maybe eternity's gotten to me,
a little.
508
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,280
It's gotten to all of us.
Except, somehow, to you.
509
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,498
How do you do it?
510
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,805
First of all, I haven't been around
511
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,416
as long as you have, and I don't know,
512
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,549
I try to stay positive, you know?
513
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,246
Sure, sunsets get
514
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,683
a little repetitive, but...
515
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:43,296
every once in a while,
one knocks your socks off.
516
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,341
And that's what keeps you looking.
517
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,562
Probably sounds a little corny.
518
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,565
That sounds very corny.
519
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:52,740
Hey, Flower, do you have a minute?
520
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,437
Sure, man.
521
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:57,527
So, Alberta and Trevor told
me all about your brother.
522
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,095
- Sam looked him up.
- He's still alive, Flower.
523
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,620
Robbie's alive? He's AIA?
524
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,536
Yeah. And I hope you don't mind, but
525
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,496
I emailed him and I told him
that I was in the cult with you.
526
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,237
And I said your biggest regret was
527
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,847
not making up with your brother.
528
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:16,459
So, I just got an email back.
You want to hear it?
529
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200
No, I've heard them before.
530
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,984
They just sound like "b-ding!"
531
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,771
You know what, why don't you just read it?
532
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,513
"Dear Moon Cow"?
533
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,079
I couldn't think - of a cult name.
- No,
534
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,864
that's actually really good.
535
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,474
You're a total Moon Cow.
536
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,912
"Dear Moon Cow. Thank you so much
537
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,524
"for reaching out.
538
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,134
"All these years, I thought my little sister
539
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,005
"died hating me.
540
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:45,662
"To learn that she didn't
fills me with a great peace.
541
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,577
"She was the kindest person I've ever met,
542
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,579
"and I loved her so much.
543
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,973
"I wish I had told her
more often in this world,
544
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:56,020
"But maybe I'll get a chance to in the next.
545
00:19:56,151 --> 00:20:00,242
Forever grateful, Rob."
546
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,985
And that, my friend,
is why I still look at sunsets.
547
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,815
Thanks, Moon Cow.
548
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,860
That's groovy.
549
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,820
That's really, really groovy.
550
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,778
No, don'’t...
551
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,957
And I'm stoned.
552
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,228
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