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Oh
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she got nothing short of an ass the last
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thing how much
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chin set to b-flat medium-term on page
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turner
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excuse me
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excuse me
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milk the [ __ ]
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we have a squeaker today people Neiman
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nineteen years old is DQ all right gang
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whiplash
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stop Barker that is not your boyfriend's
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dick do not come early skipping ahead
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Bar 93 five six
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now this one really upsets me we have an
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out-of-tune player before I go any
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further would that player care to
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identify himself maybe a bug flew in my
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ear or 156
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no no what years are fine we most
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definitely have an out-of-tune player
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whoever it is this is your last chance
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you know you are playing out of tune and
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are therefore deliberately sabotaging my
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band or you do not know you're playing
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out of tune which I'm afraid is even
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worse reads five six and bones
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five six and here tell me it's not you
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Elmer Fudd
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it's okay play do you think you're out
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of tune what do you there's no [ __ ]
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Mars bar down there I'm up here look at
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me do you think you're out of tune then
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why the [ __ ] didn't you say so
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Jesus I have been carrying your fat ass
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for too long Matt so I'm not gonna have
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you cost this band the competition
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because you can't keep your mind off a
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[ __ ] happy meal and on-pitch it's
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time congratulations you are no longer
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alternate you are now fourth chair
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trombone bets get the [ __ ] out for the
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record Metz wasn't out of tune you were
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Wallach but he didn't know and that's
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bad enough all right take ten when we
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get back the squeakers on
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and no one you saw in there is worried
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but there's a big difference this is
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your first day
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Mets have been dragging Mun for two
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years besides you're no elmer fudd this
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is a huge opportunity for you you know
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that right yeah
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their parents musicians no not really
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what do they do well my dad is a writer
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Oh what's he written uh well I guess
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he's mainly it he's a teacher how much
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I'm paying tonight what about your mom
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what does she do
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I don't know she left when I was a baby
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so no players in the family now well you
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just have to listen to the Great's then
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Buddy Rich Jo Jones you know Charlie
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Parker became bird because Jones threw a
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cymbal at his head cried himself to
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sleep that night but it made him bird
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you see what I'm saying huh the keys
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just relax okay
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don't worry about the numbers or what
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the other players think you here for a
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reason you believe that right yeah
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see tell me for a reason
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okay
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all right now have fun
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all right gang whiplash Neiman just do
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your best okay
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okay little trouble there no problem so
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let's pick it up to seventeen and five
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six seven
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not my tempo okay five six seven
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downbeat on 18 okay five six seven the
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and of four Bar 17 the and of four okay
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and five six seven 17 the and of four
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okay and then you're rushing a little
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alright five six seven not quite my
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tempo
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oh good here we go five six seven sorry
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you're dragging a little now here we go
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all set five six ten you're rushing five
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six seven
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dragging five six seven
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what do you suppose I just hurled the
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chair in your head Neiman huh I don't
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know if you do were you rushing or were
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you dragging I don't know
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start counting five six seven in four
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damn it's 1 2 3 May 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 -
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jaco was i rushing or was i dragging
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Rogers dragging rush I don't know
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start counting again 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2
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3 4 stop rushing or dragging so you do
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know the difference if you deliberately
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sabotage my band I will [ __ ] you like a
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pig now are you a rusher or are you a
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dragger or are you going to be on my
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[ __ ] time I'm gonna be on your time
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what is this thing a quarter note 104
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give me a 104 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 key
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Christ I did not know they allowed
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retards into Shaffer am I to believe
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that you you cannot [ __ ] read tempo
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can you even read music the [ __ ] is this
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it's a half note what is this it's a
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dotted 68 weed this measure Papa Papa
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Papa oh man are you in a [ __ ]
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acapella group play the goddamn set
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now answering my question were you
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rushing or were you dragging answer me
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crushing look at me dear God is that a
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tear are you one of those single-tear
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people do I look like a double [ __ ]
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rainbow to you I'm [ __ ] upset are you
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right now I'm not upset oh so you don't
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give a [ __ ] about anything I just give a
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[ __ ] so are you are upset or are you not
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yes for [ __ ] no I am yes
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you are upset yes I am Sam I am upset
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say it so the whole band can hear you
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say it so the whole [ __ ] band you
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were a dick Lester endlessly
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faggot-lipped [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]
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whose mommy ran out on Daddy because she
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found out he wasn't eugene o'neill
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and who is now weeping and slobbering
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all over my drum kit so for the last
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fatherfucking time say it louder Carl
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start practicing harder Neiman all right
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gang whiplash bar 115 to the end
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five six and
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you
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