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Previously, on
"Rick and Morty"...
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Jerry, I had sex
with your wife.
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Ohhh!
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I did it!
I fixed portal travel!
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Jack the Ripper,
at your service.
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Cool!
This happened too?
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I'm pregnant.
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Honey,
she's just like you!
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It's raining meatballs!
Okay, something is...
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Jerry Smith died
doing what he loved...
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Getting stung by bees.
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Off.
Off what?
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Have some respect.
It's Dad's funeral.
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I'm gonna name you
Jerry Jr.
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Thanks for solving
that murder, guys.
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Here's a skateboard.
Aw, thanks, Tony Hawk!
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- Morty, say you'll marry me! What?
- What?
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Just say yes!
Yes?
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Okay... Rick, do
you promise to...
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I do, and for our honeymoon
let's go to a sealed chamber
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lined with ionized
deuterium! Why?
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Because the charge acts
as a narrative decelerant.
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Morty, none of this is real.
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We're in a "previously on"
spiral. Clear your head.
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After all that's happened?! No.
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I-I'm innocent!
I didn't release those bees!
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I love Jerry!
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What'd I just say?
When?
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Okay, great execution. [ Burps ]
Let's go back to the chamber.
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Now repeat after me, Morty...
"Next time on 'Rick and Morty.'"
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Next time
on "Rick and Morty"?
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No. Previously,
on "Rick and Morty"...
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Ignore it, Morty.
"Next time on 'Rick and Morty.'"
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It counteracts his toxins.
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Next time on "Rick and Morty."
Whose toxins?
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Previous Leon:
Hey, stop it!
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Previous Leon!
Grab him!
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[ Grunting ]
Hold on tight, Morty!
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We got to get through
the opening titles!
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Morty:
Opening titles of what?
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- Whoa! We're in space!
- Previous Leon: Let go of me! Ow!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Morty: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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[ Grunting ]
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What planet is this?
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Cover your eyes
on this part.
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Rick: Oh, my god,
it's a giant squirrel!
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Why are we dressed
like old-timey people?
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What the hell's going on?
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Why is my dad in a suit?
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Rick: Best episode!
Morty: Why am I butter?
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Okay,
we're almost through.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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Ugh,
and we're back!
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Stop!
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Let go of me!
What just happened?
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Why was there music?
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Because of this conceptual
little piece of shit!
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Grab his feet!
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If we have opening titles,
d-does that mean that we're a...
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Let your body purge
the meta-venom, Morty.
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Don't succumb to his pointless
self-aware bullshit.
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It's not pointless,
it's cool!
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He's got a gun!
Eat lead, pussy!
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No, no, no!
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Fuck!
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Oh!
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Son of a...
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Did he use a portal?
He wishes.
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He wriggled back
to the meta layer
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through a hole
in the fourth wall.
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Put these on
and help me find it.
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I-I don't like this, Rick.
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Yeah, you shouldn't.
It's not a likable premise.
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I mean it's funny when I do a
little nod to the viewers, but...
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What viewers?! That's
the right attitude, Morty.
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A few carefree verbal asides,
always by me.
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None of this season-three
"Moonlighting" shit.
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Okay, here it is.
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You're going
to... to patch it?
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No, he subverted
actual reality, Morty.
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[ Burps ] He needs to be
put down like a rabid dog.
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♪♪
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Ow! Fuck!
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Oh, yeah, no, you don't wanna
wear those over here.
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Maybe he went
down that road?
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No, no, no. If he took that,
he'd end up a hero.
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Damn it, Rick.
I don't like this.
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I-Is this whole place
just...
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A bunch of
groan-inducing wordplay
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for seven TV critics
that won't even enjoy it?
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It's worse than you think,
Morty.
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We're basting in
meta radiation right now.
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Our credibility is
being permanently eroded.
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Every second we spend here
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is the equivalent
to 10 "Space Jam" cameos.
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You should have thought
of that... previously!
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Get him!
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♪♪
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Ow! Ow!
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Oh, no!
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Bless me, Heavenly Father,
for you will save me.
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Now I feel bad.
Let's just get out of here.
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Because he prays?
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You know Hitler was Catholic,
right?
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I'm here, Leon.
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Uhh...
Okay.
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He apparently prays
very well.
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Time for you two
to meet the Lord.
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That's okay,
we're good.
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Treat it
like a bear attack.
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Just walk backwards
and make yourself look big.
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I love a good refusal
of the call.
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Hello, Rick.
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Hello...
Amish Juggler?
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His name is Story Lord.
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Story... Lord?
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Listen, trust me,
take Amish Juggler.
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You can have it.
Story Lord.
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Rick, h-he's the villain from
that toy train I bought you.
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Very good, Morty.
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The fictional versions of you
trapped me
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in a Bible show for children,
but I used make-believe Christ
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to transcend fiction
and enter meta-reality.
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Now I'm the one
doing the trapping.
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Leon was the bait.
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Bait?!
Jesus?
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Aaah!
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Aah!
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Don't ever...!
Dumb mother...!
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[ Grunting ]
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You're using Jesus
to beat us up?
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Have you seen
"South Park"?
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Good call-out, Morty.
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That's the kind of meta
I like,
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the kind that keeps us
creatively accountable.
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Oh, God. Not the Bane.
Not the Bane!
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He Baned me, Morty.
Oh, Jesus Baned me.
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Y-You can't beat me up. I-I'm...
I'm... I'm technically a Christian child!
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And I'm your worst nightmare.
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I'm the Jesus
from every Jesus joke.
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The one without a God.
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Morty!
Take this and get out!
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Thank you.
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Looks like Story Lord's story
is about to become...
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based on real events.
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What do you want
with that?
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I want what
any character wants.
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Motivation!
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What? [ Burps ]
That's dumb.
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So lazy!
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Forward your notes
to my ass!
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Wait, what?
He just left.
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Kind of makes you want to be
our unlikely ally, huh?
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Oh, I guess not.
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[ Squelches ]
[ Groans ]
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Previously,
on Jesus Christ...
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Hey, I'm Jesus.
I'm Mary.
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That's my mom's name!
Stop. [ Laughs ]
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Dude,
she's a hooker.
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She's a better disciple
than you!
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Ow! Aw!
Owww!
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[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
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I can't die.
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[ French accent ] I 'ave
a proposition for you.
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I work alone.
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If I suck-a your blood,
I'll be invincible!
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I think!
You'll never know.
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Aah!
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Billionaire immortal
entrepreneur Jesus Christ
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has placed all his money into
what he's calling
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a "second chance at love."
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Hang on, Mary!
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The data!
So beautiful!
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Make me normal,
witch.
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Take it all!
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Eat your pudding,
Mr. Christ.
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What are
you smiling at?
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[ Chuckles ]
Your name.
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[ Monitor beeping ]
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What's happening,
Rick?
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Leon's venom makes you think
more and more of your life
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is behind you as he feeds
on your released potential.
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Leon,
y-you saved our lives!
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Oh, not yet he hasn't.
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Jeez, Rick!
So mean!
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He's meta, Morty.
His life doesn't matter.
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Yours does.
That's why we need to get back.
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Well, this doesn't feel
like a citadel.
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Uh, maybe it's cooler
on the inside.
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[ Gasps ]
This isn't what it looks like.
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This is a very special diet
for successful writers.
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Why do you look like
my character?
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I am your character!
And you are going to improve me.
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But you're Story Lord.
You're great.
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Great isn't good enough!
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I've killed Rick
and made myself real!
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I'm better than
some shitty toy train.
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Is this your office
or your apartment?
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Why does it smell
like you sleep here?
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You're my creator.
Why are you pathetic?
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Because you failed!
And whose fault is that?
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What the hell happened?
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You want to know what happened?
Like, specifically?
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Well, the Ricks wanted to do
a "Canterbury Tales" -type thing,
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but none of them
have actually read
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fucking "Canterbury Tales."
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So then
they told me to make it like
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the poker-game episode
of the Batman cartoon
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where the bad guys
tell stories about Batman.
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Then they kept telling me
it "needed something."
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Yeah, no shit,
it needed something!
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It needed to never be pitched!
I did my job!
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Goomby, the Ice Queen,
the Tickets Please guy.
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They just bailed on it!
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The website didn't even
fucking work!
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And it was a shitty URL
to begin with,
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"Story-dash-train"?
Who uses a dash?
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They set me up to fail.
They fucked me!
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They fucked me and you're lucky
I haven't blown my brains out!
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Right. Just give me a
motivation, you hacky fart.
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Okay,
here's your motivation.
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You're looking for motivation.
You want all the motivation.
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That's lazy.
It got you this far.
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Must be nice, by the way.
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Wish I could afford to dress
like a bisexual acting coach
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from the '70s.
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My motivation...
is motivation.
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Okay. Bye.
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Oh, no, my bitter friend.
You're coming with me.
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Yo! If you don't see me coming,
it's a bad fortress!
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[ Gate opens ]
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Where are we?
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Headquarters of
the Self-Referential Six.
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They're meta nerds
that found out
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they could be
less bearable as a team.
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They can help us?
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No, but there's a prisoner here
that can.
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Shh.
Don't tell them that.
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Rick Sanchez.
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I've been waiting for
this moment for years.
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Oh, good.
Morty, this is Miss... Lead.
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I should kill you
where you stand.
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I brought you
Previous Leon.
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You'll want to lock him up
in your detention center.
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It's a trick!
He wants your prisoner!
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You dick.
Liar!
251
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Talk about a mislead.
Anti-meta field.
252
00:08:38,182 --> 00:08:39,266
Fancy device.
253
00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,560
I think I can recall
the time you built it.
254
00:08:41,644 --> 00:08:43,145
Don't try it,
Flash Back!
255
00:08:45,189 --> 00:08:47,524
You know, I-I'm excited about
the upcoming election.
256
00:08:47,608 --> 00:08:50,235
This force field will be
impenetrable by meta-energy.
257
00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:52,028
It runs
on hydrogen isotopes.
258
00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:53,363
Hmmm.
259
00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:55,574
It runs
on hydrogen isotopes.
260
00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:58,577
A few barrels of petroleum
should dampen it.
261
00:08:58,661 --> 00:09:00,954
[ Chuckles ]
Run, Morty!
262
00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:02,581
Were those
not there before?
263
00:09:02,665 --> 00:09:06,626
Guess there's been
a... Connie TinuityError.
264
00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:09,088
These people are the worst!
I told you! Way overpowered!
265
00:09:10,214 --> 00:09:11,131
[ Alarm blaring ]
266
00:09:11,215 --> 00:09:12,340
Look out, Rick!
267
00:09:12,424 --> 00:09:14,218
Forget him.
He's a nameless guard.
268
00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:17,262
That's Protago Nick.
269
00:09:17,346 --> 00:09:19,746
His beam has the power to make
any character the protagonist.
270
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,726
D-Duck!
271
00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,436
Oh, man, oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man.
272
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,438
Oh, man, oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man.
273
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,440
Gah!
What are you doing, Marvin?!
274
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,734
Not dying,
that's what I'm doing.
275
00:09:30,818 --> 00:09:33,320
Oh, what's going on?
What happened?
276
00:09:33,404 --> 00:09:35,989
I did it again, Katie.
I ran out on another job.
277
00:09:36,073 --> 00:09:39,993
Well, if you didn't do that,
you wouldn't be my man.
278
00:09:40,077 --> 00:09:47,125
♪♪
279
00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:54,299
♪♪
280
00:09:54,383 --> 00:09:56,468
I was almost tempted
to just let it go.
281
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,428
That's how much
I hate it here.
282
00:09:58,512 --> 00:09:59,971
Smash cut!
283
00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:01,389
Remember me, Rick?
284
00:10:01,473 --> 00:10:02,432
Who's this guy, now?
285
00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:04,809
I am Mr. Twist.
286
00:10:04,893 --> 00:10:07,437
The fifth member of
the Self-Referential Six.
287
00:10:07,521 --> 00:10:08,522
Who's the sixth?
288
00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:10,815
That's the twist, Morty.
It's you.
289
00:10:10,899 --> 00:10:11,983
What?
Ignore him, Morty.
290
00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:13,485
The twist is
there's no sixth member
291
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,611
and he tells that
to everybody.
292
00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:16,196
In any case,
you're ours now.
293
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,908
You can't free yourself without
a twist, and I control them.
294
00:10:19,992 --> 00:10:21,660
You don't control every twist,
Mr. Twist.
295
00:10:21,744 --> 00:10:24,329
I've got a twist for you.
Impossible! What is it?
296
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:26,456
Aah! Aha! Nice try!
297
00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,459
Like I didn't see
that coming.
298
00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:31,879
Fuck me.
299
00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:34,631
Great work, Morty!
I'm adapting!
300
00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,007
Here's our ticket
out of here.
301
00:10:36,091 --> 00:10:37,509
They got him in a cell
made out of sports
302
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,094
because it's
the opposite of story.
303
00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,470
Do I want to ask
who he is?
304
00:10:40,554 --> 00:10:42,180
His name is Brett Caan.
305
00:10:42,264 --> 00:10:44,808
He has the power to make things
always have been other things.
306
00:10:44,892 --> 00:10:46,184
I think
that's called retconning.
307
00:10:46,268 --> 00:10:47,686
B-But his name's
Brett Caan?
308
00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:50,230
I mean, Rhett's a name too.
His name could be Rhett Caan.
309
00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:53,191
It is.
And always has been... now.
310
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,693
Whoa.
Careful, Morty.
311
00:10:54,777 --> 00:10:56,236
Stay clear
of his retcon range.
312
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,362
Until he agrees
to help us.
313
00:10:57,446 --> 00:10:59,739
Rick,
you've always trusted me.
314
00:10:59,823 --> 00:11:01,825
Nice try.
Here's how it's gonna work.
315
00:11:01,909 --> 00:11:03,868
You're gonna make it so Morty
and I never came here.
316
00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,870
Once that's always been
the case,
317
00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:07,122
I'll free you remotely
with this.
318
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,999
What is my purpose?
319
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,875
To wait until I tell you
to pull that lever.
320
00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:12,127
You are
fucking kidding me.
321
00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:13,670
If you don't free me
right now, Rick,
322
00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:15,797
I can make
very, very bad things
323
00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:17,549
always have been
the case for you.
324
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,717
Is that a threat,
you fuck?
325
00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:21,553
Y-Y-You can rot in there.
Rick.
326
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,054
You know what, Rhett?
Forget what I said.
327
00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:24,556
We've always been friends.
328
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,016
Good one.
329
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,225
Whoa, easy, Rhett.
330
00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:29,686
Don't forget that coffee mug
I gave you.
331
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,939
You always were able to be
killed with coffee.
332
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,317
Aaah!
333
00:11:35,401 --> 00:11:37,235
New plan. Run.
Again.
334
00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:39,404
The twist being...
335
00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:42,032
You were born without bones.
336
00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:43,575
See ya never!
337
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,035
[ Laughs ]
338
00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:47,829
There's never been anything
outside this fortress.
339
00:11:47,913 --> 00:11:49,122
God damn it!
340
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:53,919
And this fortress
has always been an orange!
341
00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:57,589
Pluh!
Great plan, Rick!
342
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,090
Yeah, I'm not pushing back
on that, Morty,
343
00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:00,634
I have royally
fucked us.
344
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:03,845
Ugh!
It hurts.
345
00:12:03,929 --> 00:12:05,555
We've been past the fourth wall
too long.
346
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,349
We won't be real
much longer.
347
00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,100
You killed us, Rick.
348
00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:12,062
You just had to hate
meta storytelling. [ Groans ]
349
00:12:12,146 --> 00:12:13,271
In my defense, Morty,
350
00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:15,565
I think you can agree
my hate was justified.
351
00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:16,691
Ohh!
352
00:12:16,775 --> 00:12:22,113
Least... earned... death...
ever...
353
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:25,492
♪♪
354
00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:28,203
Death is a threshold.
355
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:32,791
♪♪
356
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,918
Ugh!
What... What happened?
357
00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:36,002
You atoned.
358
00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:37,462
Who... Who are you?
359
00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:39,756
I'm Joseph Campbell.
Soup?
360
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,926
I almost considered not making
it because my name is Campbell,
361
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,512
but then I thought,
stay in the moment, Joe.
362
00:12:45,596 --> 00:12:46,680
Follow your bliss.
363
00:12:46,764 --> 00:12:47,847
How are you here?
364
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,307
R-Rhett Caan said
there was nothing.
365
00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:51,393
Some things never change
about mythology.
366
00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:53,687
There's always an old man
with soup.
367
00:12:53,771 --> 00:12:55,980
Name one story
that doesn't have one.
368
00:12:56,064 --> 00:12:58,525
Uh, Jack and the Beanstalk.
"Basketball Diaries."
369
00:12:58,609 --> 00:12:59,984
Every "Matrix."
Every movie ever.
370
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,820
Alright, I don't have to defend
myself to you people.
371
00:13:01,904 --> 00:13:03,571
Where's my soup?
[ Coughs ]
372
00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:05,573
Rick:
Previous Fuckin' Leon.
373
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:07,492
Why is that prick here?
374
00:13:07,576 --> 00:13:09,077
No more a prick
than you, friend.
375
00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:11,496
Meta characters
erode reality.
376
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,665
But all characters are meta,
Rick.
377
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,584
All of us are nourished
and consumed by chaos,
378
00:13:16,668 --> 00:13:19,045
like newborns at the breast
of a meth addict
379
00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:20,755
in a lifeboat filled with forks.
380
00:13:20,839 --> 00:13:22,549
I know what you have
to do, Rick.
381
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:24,175
Scrub Campbell's
browser history?
382
00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:26,261
Just trust
Previous Leon.
383
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:28,346
Could you
previously us a way home?
384
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:31,641
Uh, well,
I'll sure enjoy trying.
385
00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:32,767
Yeah,
I bet you would.
386
00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:34,602
Rick can't change,
Morty.
387
00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:37,188
Change is what you might
call his Kryptonite.
388
00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:38,857
Except instead
of being super,
389
00:13:38,941 --> 00:13:41,776
he's, you know,
kind of a pussy.
390
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:42,986
Let's do it.
391
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,489
Previously, on Rick...
392
00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:48,199
[ Squelching ] Morty:
Get him off! Get him off!
393
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:49,159
[ Ceramic breaks ]
Oh, boy.
394
00:13:49,243 --> 00:13:50,535
He almost killed you!
395
00:13:50,619 --> 00:13:52,537
Okay, well, I feel bad,
396
00:13:52,621 --> 00:13:54,372
I kind of pressured
you into trying that.
397
00:13:54,456 --> 00:13:56,332
You called me a pussy.
I said I feel bad!
398
00:13:56,416 --> 00:14:00,712
This is a map to a region rich
in narrative ore.
399
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,547
I wish you
the best of luck.
400
00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:05,717
Faster, Morty! I'd help, but I
can't blister my inventing hands.
401
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,135
How long will it take?
Years.
402
00:14:07,219 --> 00:14:08,636
You can live
in my wood shed.
403
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,097
Just don't open the
door after dark. Why not?
404
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,266
Get out here,
you Communist Jews!
405
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,059
Dude.
Maybe I'm not an alcoholic.
406
00:14:15,143 --> 00:14:18,354
I know, right? You fucking
"Back to the Future" rip-offs!
407
00:14:18,438 --> 00:14:19,773
It's ready.
408
00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:20,774
Rick, I should stay.
409
00:14:20,858 --> 00:14:22,233
Why?
I'm pregnant.
410
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:24,569
What are you doing? It
wasn't him, Rick! Then who?!
411
00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:26,404
Me!
I never left.
412
00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:28,740
But you had to think all this
happened to make that.
413
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,450
And I can get this
through the titles?
414
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:31,826
If you hang on tight.
415
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,745
What about my beard
and unborn child?
416
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,789
Let them go.
Thank you, Leon.
417
00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:36,956
When you get home,
Rick,
418
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,583
do some
classic adventures.
419
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,794
Like season one... I'm
so sick of that fucking note.
420
00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:43,839
What the fuck
does it even mean?
421
00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:49,677
Ohh!
422
00:14:49,761 --> 00:14:52,430
Now, one last time.
423
00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,557
What's my motivation?
Motivation.
424
00:14:54,641 --> 00:14:57,602
This machine will siphon it
from everyone in the universe.
425
00:14:57,686 --> 00:15:00,104
Perfect. Greenlit.
Launch it.
426
00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:02,982
[ Grunting ]
427
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:04,651
Oh, I think it's working!
428
00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:06,069
Yes, I can feel it!
429
00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:08,947
Something I did
is actually affecting someone!
430
00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:12,367
♪♪
431
00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:13,868
I don't want to
work anymore.
432
00:15:13,952 --> 00:15:17,956
I do, but only as an excuse
to not practice guitar.
433
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:22,210
♪♪
434
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:25,213
Why don't we just write any
number down on the score sheet?
435
00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:26,589
Oh, why even do that?
436
00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:28,174
[ Telephone rings ]
437
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,510
♪♪
438
00:15:30,594 --> 00:15:32,428
Wait, you have to
register?
439
00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:34,639
Yes!
I can feel it!
440
00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:37,308
I'm so motivated!
441
00:15:37,392 --> 00:15:40,061
I want... a lot!
442
00:15:40,145 --> 00:15:41,312
[ Portal opens ]
443
00:15:41,396 --> 00:15:42,981
Story time's over.
444
00:15:43,065 --> 00:15:44,649
Ha!
Hardly your decision.
445
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:48,152
Did you seriously double down on
motivation as your motivation?
446
00:15:48,236 --> 00:15:49,362
It's a good idea!
447
00:15:49,446 --> 00:15:50,488
There's no such thing!
448
00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:51,990
There's joyful
and there's joyless,
449
00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,324
and we've had our fill
of one.
450
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,118
Morty, make that sweaty writer
stop working
451
00:15:55,202 --> 00:15:57,078
while I kill off
his character.
452
00:15:57,162 --> 00:16:01,040
I have never been more driven
to destroy someone.
453
00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:02,625
Yeah, well, I'm driven
to lower my blood sugar
454
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,337
but guess who's getting tacos
after he kicks your ass?
455
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,590
So you're jacked.
Who cares?
456
00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:10,091
[ Chuckles ]
Cum gutters.
457
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:12,510
I don't like that phrase.
I don't take notes.
458
00:16:12,594 --> 00:16:15,389
[ Both roaring ]
459
00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,142
You can't beat me, Rick.
460
00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:21,728
I have one million times
your motivation!
461
00:16:21,812 --> 00:16:25,190
So do those guys with the
cellphone kiosks at the mall.
462
00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:28,067
[ Both grunting ]
463
00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:34,782
♪♪
464
00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:41,539
♪♪
465
00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:49,213
♪♪
466
00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:50,256
[ Squeaking ]
467
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,507
The hair is wrong.
468
00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:53,426
Like you'd be picky
about licensing.
469
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,221
Actually, I would.
I happen to believe that...
470
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,724
[ Groans ]
471
00:16:59,808 --> 00:17:02,060
[ Grunts, laughs ]
472
00:17:02,144 --> 00:17:03,394
You can do that?
473
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:04,771
You got to want it.
474
00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:07,231
Come on, just stop.
I-I don't want to fight you.
475
00:17:07,315 --> 00:17:09,984
Kid, I'm a writer that wrote
something successful.
476
00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,569
So if you want me
to give it up,
477
00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:13,738
you're gonna need a black belt
or a big pair of tits.
478
00:17:13,822 --> 00:17:15,031
Yeah, well,
I don't have those.
479
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:17,325
Campbell: In the mythical sense,
I have both.
480
00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:18,451
Joseph Campbell?
481
00:17:18,535 --> 00:17:20,078
Yeah, nice try.
He died in the '80s.
482
00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:22,497
Only you can see and hear me,
Morty.
483
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:23,623
Just repeat
what I tell you.
484
00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:25,750
Okay.
[ Clears throat ]
485
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,544
Sir, you're only proud of
your creation's success
486
00:17:28,628 --> 00:17:30,254
because you want
to be creative,
487
00:17:30,338 --> 00:17:32,382
but creation doesn't happen
through gimmicks,
488
00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:33,925
technology, and distribution.
489
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,677
It doesn't even happen
through work.
490
00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:38,930
Creativity is frankly adjacent
to mental illness and overlaps
491
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,181
with it substantially.
492
00:17:40,265 --> 00:17:41,766
A lot of talented people
kill themselves
493
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,267
and all of them
are miserable.
494
00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:45,770
The real gift
is to be ungifted,
495
00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:48,273
and from what I saw
in your Green Arrow spec script,
496
00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:49,816
that's the gift
you were given.
497
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,484
You couldn't
have seen that.
498
00:17:51,568 --> 00:17:53,528
I'm Joseph Campbell.
I saw it.
499
00:17:53,612 --> 00:17:54,737
The villain
was a placeholder.
500
00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:56,072
I said I saw it, Jan.
501
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,907
I didn't say
I could get past page five.
502
00:17:57,991 --> 00:17:59,617
Y-Your villains
aren't the problem.
503
00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:02,453
The problem is, when you write,
you're a villain.
504
00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:05,081
If you want to be a hero,
just stop.
505
00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:07,667
[ Sniffles, sobs ]
506
00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:14,799
You know what?
Maybe I will register.
507
00:18:14,883 --> 00:18:18,512
Say it! Tell me
I'm the new Mr. Nimbus!
508
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,306
Oh, looks like your writer
took a hiatus.
509
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:23,683
Oh, fuck.
510
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,435
You're less motivated
to fight now,
511
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,021
so this is literally punching
down, but you've got it coming.
512
00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:30,481
[ Groaning ]
513
00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:32,358
Please, let me live.
514
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:33,818
I promise to be cooler.
515
00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:37,321
I'll be less inside baseball.
Maybe I change my name?
516
00:18:37,405 --> 00:18:38,405
Ow!
517
00:18:39,908 --> 00:18:41,409
You failed me.
518
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,370
No, I failed you.
519
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,663
[ Coughs ]
520
00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:49,292
All good things
must come to an end-
521
00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:52,253
All bad things too, though,
so don't flatter yourself.
522
00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:53,546
Jan, Joseph Campbell says
523
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,173
you have to be the one
to put him down.
524
00:18:55,257 --> 00:18:57,383
Wait, wait, wait,
Joseph Campbell also says
525
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,595
you have to use this brand-new
limited edition Rick plush,
526
00:19:00,679 --> 00:19:03,347
available only on
rick-plush.biz.
527
00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:04,849
Supplies are limited.
Act now.
528
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,184
He did?
529
00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:07,560
[ Squeaking,
muffled grunting ]
530
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:09,479
[ Grunting ]
531
00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:13,942
Shhh.
532
00:19:16,653 --> 00:19:18,029
[ Breathes heavily ]
533
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,448
Jesus, that's the last time
I buy a toy from a Rick.
534
00:19:20,532 --> 00:19:23,118
Ooh, the plushies
are obviously well made.
535
00:19:28,456 --> 00:19:29,999
Thanks for getting us
back alive, Rick.
536
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,878
Well, I am a master
of both worlds, Morty.
537
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:37,465
Joseph Campbell told me
to stop writing.
538
00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:39,133
Because it should be effortless.
539
00:19:39,217 --> 00:19:41,385
And when it happens organically,
that's when it's meant to be.
540
00:19:41,469 --> 00:19:43,179
You know, like, um, like me.
541
00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:45,598
I'm a writer, here's a pencil.
Writers use pencils.
542
00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:47,225
Okay, so, like, what if, like,
a pencil used me?
543
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:49,185
Like, um... okay!
Yeah!
544
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:51,062
Okay, so it's like
a magic pencil
545
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,730
that writes
the writer's life...
546
00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:56,400
Holy shit, it's a movie
about a writer!
547
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,653
I am back!
548
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:06,577
♪♪
549
00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:14,460
♪♪
550
00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:22,343
♪♪
551
00:20:22,427 --> 00:20:30,268
♪♪
552
00:20:30,352 --> 00:20:32,562
Yeah, I'm Tag-Man!
553
00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:35,106
I-I-I-I live in the tag!
554
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,941
I-I-I am the tag!
555
00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:38,025
I'm Tag-Man!
556
00:20:38,109 --> 00:20:39,443
Tag...
Tag of the episode... man!
557
00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:40,945
"Did you get any of that?"
558
00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:42,822
When the... yeah, when
an episode's over, look out,
559
00:20:42,906 --> 00:20:45,158
because, ya a a ah,
here comes Tag-Man!
560
00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:47,785
And I'm... I'm crazy!
Tag-Man!
561
00:20:47,869 --> 00:20:50,788
Yeah!
I'm... I'mma tag your ass!
562
00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:52,081
Tag that ass.
563
00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:53,499
Tag-Ass-Man!
564
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,376
I'm an Ass-Man now!
565
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,711
I'm a... I'm a Tag-Man!
566
00:20:56,795 --> 00:20:58,629
Here's what you get.
Here's your tag!
567
00:20:58,713 --> 00:21:00,339
Yeah, you want some more?
568
00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:02,341
You want... you want some more
tag you sick piece of shit?!
569
00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:05,428
I'm... because I'm Tag-Man!
570
00:21:05,512 --> 00:21:06,929
I miss my wife.
571
00:21:07,013 --> 00:21:08,806
Too bad.
This is it!
572
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:10,683
Tag-Man, yeah!
573
00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:12,185
[ Indistinct talking ]
574
00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:13,770
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