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Good evening, good evening.
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Hello Sidney
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Oh, ah! Hello miss Courtney
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did you want me?
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No I was giving your
floor a brush out!
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Oh! How kind!
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- Good evening! - Oh Mr.
Brown, just the man I want
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you lucky devil! Sorry!
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- Would you service
my office? - Yeah!
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- Not you, Mr. Brown.
- After you miss Courtney
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- did you have a nice
week-end? - Very pleasant
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- I spent two days in Loo
- yeah? In loom of what? Oh loo
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- I've brought something for
you! - Oh! It's a tape recorder!
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- Yes!
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Oh thank you very much
miss Courtney that's
very kind of you
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I didn't expect you
to buy me anything!
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- That's good because I
didn't - and this is a
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that tape recorder belongs
to the music class.
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I thought it might be a good idea
if you used it to improve your
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students' elocution.
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Oh yes it is a good
idea, how does it work
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It is self explanatory, Mr. Brown Stop,
start, wind, rewind, record.
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- Ah! Would there be a microphone?
- It is fully built in.
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Now when you have finished it,
perhaps you would return it to
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the music class?
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Yes certainly!
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- You may go! - Thank you!
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- Pompous old twit! - What?
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- That old hen, she is
a pompous old twit.
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- Haven't you a class to go
to? - I was just going
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-just a moment
- something the matter?
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- Yes it is still switched
on - oh! My... my God!
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- I do hope you weren't
being indiscreet
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- no I didn't say
anything, did I Say?
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- No not at all
- now we'll see shall we?
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- I'll go sweep the
floor! - Yes I
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stay where you are, now we'll
see what we can hear...
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when you have finished with it,
perhaps you would be kind enough
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- to return it to the music
class. - Yes certainly.
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- You may go. - Thank you.
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- Here we are, that's it, there's
no more - no definitely no more.
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- Just a minute.
- Pompous old twit.
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- I see! I'm a pompous old twit am I?
- No that wasn't you, was it Sid?
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- No no she was never an old
lady - then who was it?
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Yes who was it?
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It was the clever old boy
of Gladys the tea lady
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yes Gladys...
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I would hardly
call Gladys pompous
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- wouldn't you? She can be
very pompous at times
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I see! Then perhaps you would tell
Pompous Gladys that I am waiting
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For my coffee!
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You know my horoscope is right?
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I was forecast a clash
with authority
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- And digging disaster.
- That wasn't disaster!
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Well the night is still young!
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There you are! How
do you like Ali?
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- You are very rude Rangit!
- Also he's not be spell very good
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prease Langit lub it
off before Ari allise
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- no - you make Ali very mad-o
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I am not karing, yesterday Ali Is
calling me a monkey face
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- he shouldn't call you monkey
face - oh thank you Max
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it is not your fault
you look like that
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- did I miss something funny?
- No profesore he is still here
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- you are liking
flowers? - Escuse me?
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You are liking flowers,
answer yes or no
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sure I like the flowers.
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Good, I'm sending
some to your funeral
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Rangit, put your knife away Giovanni,
sit down come on
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What hope is there for a Multiracial
society if a handful of people cannot
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sit down for A couple of minutes
without Blowing up
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we are only make it ajokes
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in the future let us have no more jokes,
they only seem to lead to
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arguments
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who is responsible for
this? Come along I'm waiting!
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If the person responsible doesn't
come out you will all stay behind
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and have extra homework
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its Rangit
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then I suggest you come out here
Rangit and rub it off before Ali
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comes in and sees it.
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- Before Ali comes in and
see what? - Nothing Ali
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- you are hiding something
from me - no no
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yes please I can see my
name on the blackboard
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- we were just about to rub it off
- oh blime! I can be reporting you
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to the monostery of education
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- ministery. - That also.
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- I'm being surprised
at you - me?
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- For writing naughty things
like that - I didn't write it!
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But you are standing with
chalky in hand
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- that is substantial - oh no
that is most definitely chalky
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It and play it back
and we'll correct
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that was already
written before I arrived
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oh oh then I am knowing who
is writing it. It is monkey face!
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Sit down... listen if I have any more
arguments, those persons responsible
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will be sent home immedialtely.
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- Buenas noche - and
that goes for you too
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- por favor?
- No more arguments!
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- Me? I never argue
- you always argue!
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- Never! - Oh yes you do!
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- Oh no I don't
- you'r arguing now!
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Shut up and sit down! Now tonight you
are going yo concentrate on your
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elocution, heaven knows it
needs enough concentrating on.
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Now this, is a tape recorder.
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Eh! We're going to have
music while we work?
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No we're just going to work.
Now I will ask each one of you
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Any mistake or
mispronunciation you May make
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- you first Ali! - Jolly
good! What shall I be saying?
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Well just say anything at
all that comes to your mind
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anything at all that is
coming into my mind, eh
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that will do! Max?
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Here is the news, and this is
Maximilian Andreas Archimidis
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Papandreos speaking it. Today we
Not have any news maybe tomorrow
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We have some
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- Daniele? - My name is
Daniele Favre, 36.21.35
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I am French, au pair and I like all
Kinds of sports, in the doors and out
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- Of the doors - thank
you miss France! Taro!
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- Aso. Nothing-o, one-o, two-o, three-o,
four-o - good-o, good good, Jemila?
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I am speaking little poetries, when
first I come to school
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I am sit here like a fool But
master G. Is teach me how to
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Speech and now I
speak much More better.
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- That didn't exactly rime
- master shakespear no be rime
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no that is true he doesn't
always Giovanni?
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Arrivederci Roma
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This is not a talent contest
just say a sentence or two
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- Ok. I'm in the english class to
learn how to speak-a di english
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- and you have a lot
to learn - scuzi
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Rangit
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Greetings and salutations to all my
friends, long life and much happiness
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- be with you all - very
nice, I mean thank you.
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Sue-Li and spare us the mind
of chairman Mao tonight please
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thoughts of chailman Mao waisted
on crass of ignolent forrowers of
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impeliaristic poricies of the nations
only China can tlue democlatcy froulish
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thank you Sue-Li at least
you're consistent, Juan?
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I tell you a little story, my
cousin from Madrid, his wife
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she goes to up heaven,
in the funeral my cousin
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is very bad, so the priest
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he come to him and
say: My son don't
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sorry maybe in six month from now
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you find a new beautiful sinorita and
you get married, my cousin he say
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to the priest: Six months...
what am I going to do tonight?
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- Thank you Juan
- I know plenty more...
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- save them for tea...
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now we rewind this and we will
all hear how terrible you sound
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you all have a long way to go
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no please the landlord I am staying
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with is telling me I am
speaking english
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much more better
than what he is doing
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- is he a Londoner?
- No he is from Turkey
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now I wouldn't let it go to your
head Rangit... right pay attention
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- you first Ali! - Jolly
good! What shall I be saying?
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Well just say anything at all
that comes to your mind
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anything at all that is
coming into my mind, eh
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who was that?
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- Who was what? - The
man you were speaking to?
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- It was you! - You
are pulling my leggy...
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that was not me, that is
a foreign sounding man
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- exactly, that is how you sound
- oh blime! And all that time I am
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thinking I sound like
sir Olivia laurence.
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- Laurence Olivier.
- Yes please...
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- you are late Anna! - Ya
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- you are feeling
all right? - Ya
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you don't sound all right
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look if there is
anything that is troubling you
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- you can tell us we
are your friends
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that's all right you let
your hair down
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oh blime how an she be letting
her hair down when it is not up
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letting her hair down means getting
everything off the chest
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oh! You be want her
to take off her clothes?
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Holy ravioli, these
foreigners are all stupid!
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Come on Anna tell
us what is the matter
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for the last time, nothing is the matter,
stop asking stupid questions
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I'm perfectly all right
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Enter...
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Had all gone home
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oh very well leave it
there have you finished class?
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Yes I am giving them their homework
I think I have a slight problem
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oh? Your class is
one big problem
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I am worried about Anna
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in what way?
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Well she burst into tears when she
arrived and so far she has refused
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to say what is troubling her
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oh dear I do hope
it is not mis raw
bottom all over again
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pardon
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needlework class last term
weeping all over her embroidery
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refused to say why
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- what was the
matter - oh yes?
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Was is something serious?
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Was for miss raw
bottom she was pregnant...
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- please Anna tell us what is
the matter - I'm all right
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how can you be saying
you are all right
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when you have been
crying buckets
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of water
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you can do nothing to help
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how do you know we
can do nothing to
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help if you do not tell
us your problem
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all right I tell you, I have
to go back to west Germany
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- but why you have to go back
- my wisa au pair is kaput''
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finished, two years is nearly up
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why not ask for extention?
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Wont work, I have a friend from west
Germay, Eva, she has been told
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she has to go back next month
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- you no want to go back?
- No I want to stay here
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you can be staying with me, I
hide you, nobody will be knowing
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You are there
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thank you Rangit
but it wont work
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maybe you ask
for diplomatic immunity
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ha! Sue-Li is right
you can be a detector
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- defector - ha
that is what I mean
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people only defect from East to
vest I'm already in the vest
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go to chinese embassy and join the
republic of China and fight against
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russian agression
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but I want to
stay here in England
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I have answer,
become british citizen
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how
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wife automatically take-o
nationality oh husband-o
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hey tha Taro has got
something you must get married
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hey how about Sid,
he's an englishman
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he's already being married
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hey, we put something
in the newspaper
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smart englishman, plenty
money, good looks
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to marry beautiful
german girl very sexy
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I cant do that
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yes you can
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when I marry it
must be Mr. Right
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- is he english? - Who?
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- Mr. Right -
havent met him yet
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how can you be marrying
someone you havent met yet?
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She means when she marries, she
marries Mr. Right, not Mr. Wrong
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- but he's be sound like a foreign
person - who? - Mr. Wrong
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don't get any
notice for them Anna
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what I mean is when I get
married it must be for love
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you don't have to live with
him only got to do is only get
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a british passport by getting married
then after couple of months you get
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a divorce
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who is going to marry me
for a couple of months
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hey plenty people, let
us think of somebody
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- first he's got to be
english - that's right
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and a little bit stupid
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- somebody simple - who we can
twist round our little finger
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it is impossible
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eh, God will find a way
241
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tell me where is God going
to find a stupid
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simple englishman
whom we can twist around
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our little finger?
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Deo Grazzia!
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What was that one?
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lts all right nothing nothing
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00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,949
about your homework...
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hey profesore after class we
invite you to the pub for a drink eh?
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- That is very kind
of you - good
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but I am afraid I've got
a lot of work to do
251
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you must come bossh
252
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we would be very disappointed
if you do not come
253
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,756
well if you put it like
that how can I resist?
254
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:09,273
Now don't forget we give Mr.
Brown plenty of the soft soap
255
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,752
- what is that soft
soap? - It's a flannel
256
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,113
soft soap, flannel, is he
going to have a bath?
257
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,589
I think he means we're going to be
getting mr. Brown in a good mood
258
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eh! Why don't you speak
the better english?
259
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Hey I think they are coming back
260
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oki-toki you are not to
wory Anna we fix you up
261
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,955
- here we are then who
wanted - yes, yes
262
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,630
hey profesore, you sit
here next to Anna?
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All right thank you...
what shall we drink to?
264
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,238
- To the future!
- To the future! Salute
265
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,112
- you ever think about the future,
profesore? - Sometimes...
266
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,394
- you ever think about getting
married bossh? - Not really!
267
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,276
- Hey every man should be married.
- Especially to a woman
268
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:10,435
- you mean to be living by yourself?
- Man-o should not-o stay alone-o
269
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,789
men and women are
meant to be for each other
270
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:20,715
in China it is the duty of each citizen
to marry and produce little citizens
271
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,635
you are missing lot
of very good pleasures
272
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,912
why are you all concerned
about getting me married of
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00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,118
we are only wanting
you to be happy
274
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,868
I am happy as I am thank you
275
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,834
what about you Anna, you
haven't said anything yet,
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00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,393
or are you against marriage?
277
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,028
Oh no I would like
to get married
278
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,153
I can't understand why she is
not married already,
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such a beautiful girl,
eh profesore?
280
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,510
- Pardon? - That Anna,
she is a beautiful girl
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yes, yes!
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One day she is going to
make somebody a nice wife
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00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,919
she is a wonderful cook
284
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,591
- good with the house
cleaning - kind hearted
285
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very careful with the money
286
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,036
faithful
287
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,710
a man should be lucky
to have such wife
288
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,639
I'm smelling something fishy
289
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,157
oh blime! It must be the curried
prawn I'm having for lunch
290
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,152
I'm not stupid, this has something
to do With you Anna, am I right?
291
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,231
Ya
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ok we tell you the truth profesore,
Anna is in the big trouble
293
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she, she is got to get married
294
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,511
got to!
295
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,758
Sure bossh, there
is no other way!
296
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,555
Miss Courtney was right then
297
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,515
miss Courtney knows about Anna?
298
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,116
She has expected,
correctly as it turns out
299
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,112
can you not be
help her master G?
300
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,188
I'll see what I can do now Anna
do you know who is responsible
301
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,715
for your condition?
302
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,235
- Ya! - Who?
303
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,789
The home secretary
304
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,390
I beg your pardon?
305
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,269
He is the one
306
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,151
are you sure?
307
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,391
Ya I'm sure
308
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,676
you must be mistaken
309
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,029
na, I'm sure
310
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,799
I'm afraid he must be lying
311
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:12,951
who was lying?
312
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,430
The person who told you he
was the home secretary
313
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:16,956
what person?
314
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,992
The person who put you
in the state you are in
315
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,993
ya the home secretary
316
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,277
it couldn't have
been the home secretary
317
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,029
it was, my friend Eva is
in the same boat with me
318
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,230
you mean your girlfriend
is in the same condition?
319
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:33,953
Ya
320
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,268
you and your girlfriend were in the
same boat with the home secretary?
321
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:39,917
I cant believe it
322
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:45,356
it's true, Eva has written to him but
he said her wisa cannot be extended
323
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,314
mine also is ending that is why I
must get married to an englishman
324
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,519
just a minute, you mean you want to
get married to stay in the country?
325
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:54,717
Ya
326
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,269
and for no other reason?
327
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,237
Nein
328
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,510
thank goodness for that
329
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,673
oki-toki when we
fix the wedding?
330
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,479
Wait a minute there is
not going to be a wedding
331
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,630
oh come on!!!
332
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,838
Look, as much as I sympathize
with you
333
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,154
I cannot marry
you, it wouldn't be right
334
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,034
I may be old fashioned
but I do believe
335
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,479
People should get married for love
336
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,559
And not only for a
matter of convenience
337
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:30,354
honestly I'm surprised at you lot,
who concocted a stupid idea like that
338
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,995
we only wanted to help Anna
339
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,953
we be feel sorry for her
340
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,748
well I'm sure you meant
well now cheers,
341
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,472
come on
I'll get some more drinks
342
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,749
- poor Anna! - She is
going to be very sad.
343
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,552
- Yeah - we have to
fix something Giovanni!
344
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,238
Hey I got it Maxi!
We get him drunk
345
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:54,837
who we get drunk?
346
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,512
Profesore, then tomorrow
he not remember anything and
347
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,633
we tell him he agreed to marry
348
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,157
Anna here tonight
in front of witnesses
349
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,199
Anna will never agree to that
350
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,755
sure she will
351
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,797
how do you know?
352
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,912
We get her drunk as well
353
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,918
- good evening Mr.
Brown? - Not particularly!
354
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,029
- Feeling under the weather? - Just
a bit, I had a little much to drink
355
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:27,798
last night
356
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,271
- bonassera profesore
- ah, good evening
357
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,199
- how are you feeling
bossh? - Terrible
358
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,513
- last night you were very happy
man - was I? I don't remember
359
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,271
you don't remember
dancing on the table?
360
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,350
I didn't!
361
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,314
You did, with Anna
362
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,398
just after you ask
her to marry you
363
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,277
yeah, well I'm afraid I d...
what did you say I did?
364
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,631
You ask Anna to marry you
365
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:52,871
oh no!
366
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,635
- Oh yes! You say you feel
sorry for her - you don't
367
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,557
want her to go back to Germany
368
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,149
so you tell her you marry her
369
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,477
are you sure?
370
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,195
Positive, she is going to
fix the date tonight
371
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,949
you are a very lucky man
372
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,150
congratulations
373
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,119
I don't want congratulations
374
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,030
well come to think of it, it is
more an occasion for morning
375
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,234
I am not going to get married
376
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,239
well they seem to think you are
377
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,995
well they are wrong and
I am going to tell them so
378
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:28,677
oh!
379
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,795
Hi! In you places everybody listen please
I have something to tell you about
380
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,115
- Anna, just the person I want to see
- Mr. Brown what can I tell you?
381
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,239
- Well don't say anything - what you did
last night was wonderbul
382
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,592
- well its about last night
- I will never forget it
383
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,991
- Anna, listen to me - but
I cannot let you marry me
384
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,556
well I have one or two
more what did you say?
385
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,797
I cannot let you marry
me, there is no need
386
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,914
- you found somebody else?
- I telephone to the home secretary
387
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,038
he cannot marry you,
he's already got a wife
388
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,634
I phone about my wisa and he
tells me I can stay because
389
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,753
I'm part of common market
390
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,637
- but how can I thank you
for your kind offer
391
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,557
well that was nothing
392
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,877
would you have
actually done this thing
393
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,311
yes, I mean that's
what friends are for
394
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,749
My friend she's from
East Germany so she is
395
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,279
not part of common market
396
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:36,198
- Eva! - Which is Mr. Brown?
397
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,275
My liebchen, come to Eva31826
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