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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,691 --> 00:00:04,521 [explosion roars] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,115 --> 00:00:14,497 [bell rings] 5 00:00:20,537 --> 00:00:25,542 ♪ Donzelli ♪ 6 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:29,270 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 7 00:00:29,305 --> 00:00:31,617 ♪ The money, the cars ♪ 8 00:00:31,652 --> 00:00:34,172 ♪ The houses, behind bars ♪ 9 00:00:34,206 --> 00:00:36,691 ♪ The platinum, the chains ♪ 10 00:00:36,726 --> 00:00:39,211 ♪ The diamonds, the rings ♪ 11 00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:40,764 ♪ Post it up, there ain't no fever, doctor ♪ 12 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,042 ♪ Shootin' the shit ♪ 13 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:43,319 ♪ All up in my Escalade, parked ♪ 14 00:00:43,353 --> 00:00:44,837 ♪ Workin' in the shade ♪ 15 00:00:44,872 --> 00:00:46,563 ♪ I got everything, that's what they tell me ♪ 16 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:48,979 ♪ Shake yo' ass, pop your collar, do it, Donzelli ♪ 17 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:51,465 ♪ Uh, ma'am, uh, miss ♪ 18 00:00:51,499 --> 00:00:54,123 ♪ Right now, just twerking like this ♪ 19 00:00:54,157 --> 00:00:56,608 ♪ Ballin' to the max, tryin' to relax ♪ 20 00:00:56,642 --> 00:00:58,989 ♪ Jackin' my slacks, spittin' at all the rats ♪ 21 00:00:59,024 --> 00:01:01,337 ♪ All right, one just took the bait ♪ 22 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:04,305 ♪ And now it's time for the Don to make his escape ♪ 23 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:06,445 ♪ Back to the Zelli Cave, so I could have my way ♪ 24 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,033 ♪ Man, you got some Courvoisier ♪ 25 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,587 ♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe ♪ 26 00:01:10,622 --> 00:01:12,865 ♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe ♪ 27 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:15,454 ♪ All we drink is Rossi ♪ 28 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:17,146 ♪ Everybody, don't you know that ♪ 29 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,423 ♪ That's all we drink ♪ 30 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:23,359 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 31 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:28,812 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli, oh ♪ 32 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:31,712 ♪ If you got a whip like mine with rims that shine ♪ 33 00:01:31,746 --> 00:01:32,954 ♪ And watch the shine ♪ 34 00:01:32,989 --> 00:01:34,680 ♪ So watch your eyes, it blinds ♪ 35 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:35,854 ♪ And some girls that fine ♪ 36 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,614 - Wake up! - Hey, hey! 37 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:42,032 What the hell is the matter with you? 38 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:44,000 - I am your supervisor. 39 00:01:44,034 --> 00:01:46,313 Today is your first day on the job, 40 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,315 and you need to be working. 41 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:50,006 - Can't a brother take a two-hour lunch? 42 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,768 - It's 8:30, and you just clocked in at 8:15. 43 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:55,322 - So the point you trying to make is what? 44 00:01:55,356 --> 00:01:58,808 - You have work to do, so follow me. 45 00:01:58,842 --> 00:02:01,431 [upbeat music] 46 00:02:06,781 --> 00:02:08,438 - Boogie Beach Bash? 47 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:18,793 Record deal, that's where the hell I need to be. 48 00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:26,042 It smells like Ben Gay up in here! 49 00:02:27,768 --> 00:02:28,769 Ms. Wurthel? 50 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:30,495 - That's me. 51 00:02:30,529 --> 00:02:31,668 Who are you? 52 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:33,705 - I'm Donzelli. 53 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:35,155 - You a doctor? 54 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,397 - No. 55 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:37,640 - [Ms Wurthel] A nurse? 56 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:39,849 - That's it, nah, like right now, 57 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:43,093 I'm an assistant to a nurse's assistant. 58 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:47,615 - [chuckles] Minimum wage, huh? 59 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:49,445 - Now you need to eat. 60 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,344 Sure looks good. 61 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:55,899 - Oh my arthritis is hurtin' in both my arms. 62 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,246 Can you feed me? 63 00:03:00,801 --> 00:03:01,698 - Why not? 64 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,217 Why not, I mean... 65 00:03:05,909 --> 00:03:09,258 - And while I eat, will you hold my hand? 66 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:13,193 - God. 67 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:17,438 - Mm, mm. 68 00:03:20,165 --> 00:03:23,962 [grunts] Wait a minute, oh Jesus. 69 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,032 - You all right? 70 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:26,930 - Oh Jesus, wait a minute, Lord. 71 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:28,553 - You not gonna die, is you? 72 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:30,175 - Oh Lord! - Let me go! 73 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,728 Let me go! 74 00:03:31,763 --> 00:03:32,798 Cut me loose! 75 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:33,627 [Ms Wurthel grunts] 76 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:36,492 [Donzelli grunts] 77 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:40,599 [Donzelli groans] 78 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:42,429 Let go of me! 79 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:44,396 [Ms Wurthel groans] 80 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:46,640 You are a nasty old lady! 81 00:03:46,674 --> 00:03:48,262 - Ooh, sorry, sugar. 82 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:49,229 You all right? 83 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,713 - Get the hell away from me. 84 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:52,542 - Oh wait, where you goin', sugar? 85 00:03:52,577 --> 00:03:53,992 Don't leave. 86 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,925 - This is the third job you've been fired from 87 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:58,341 in three weeks, and it's always their fault. 88 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,515 You know what? 89 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:01,758 You got to start taking responsibility. 90 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:04,451 You don't stick to anything longer than I can blink. 91 00:04:04,485 --> 00:04:06,038 You gettin' too old for this, Donald. 92 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:09,318 - Donzelli, my name is Donzelli now, 93 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,940 and you know this. 94 00:04:10,974 --> 00:04:14,288 - That is not the name Mama gave you. 95 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:16,290 - Donzelli is my rap name. 96 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:18,119 - You don't have a record deal. 97 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,983 - You don't got a man. 98 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,192 - So? 99 00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:24,160 I don't have no man, but I got a job 100 00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:26,266 and a house and a cat. 101 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,026 You know, I've been taking care of you since we was little, 102 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,752 and we ain't little no more. 103 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:31,685 It's time for you to stand on your own. 104 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:33,997 - So I guess this wouldn't be a good time 105 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:36,517 to hit you up for a loan, so I can go to LA, huh? 106 00:04:36,552 --> 00:04:39,313 - [laughs] No, no, no, it wouldn't be a good time, 107 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:41,488 'cause remember that little deal we made? 108 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:43,835 If you didn't stick to that job in the hospital, what? 109 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:46,286 You were gonna join the Army, 'member that? 110 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,114 Yeah. 111 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:48,598 - Yeah, see-- 112 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:50,669 - The recruiter will be here in 15 minutes [laughs]. 113 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:51,808 How 'bout that? 114 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,327 [door bell chimes] 115 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:57,227 Oh my, how time flies, ooh [giggles]. 116 00:04:57,262 --> 00:05:00,679 - I've got to get to LA and get me a record deal. 117 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:03,337 [trumpet music] 118 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:05,028 - Donald? 119 00:05:05,063 --> 00:05:05,960 - Donzelli! 120 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:10,102 - This is Sergeant Atkins from the Army. 121 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:11,380 - Hey, what up? 122 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:14,314 - Come here, boy! 123 00:05:18,628 --> 00:05:19,664 Face forward! 124 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:21,873 "Hey, what up?" 125 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:24,462 That's no way 126 00:05:24,496 --> 00:05:26,360 to address a United States Army drill sergeant. 127 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:29,087 24 hours from now you will belong to me! 128 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,847 Just sign on the highlighted X's 129 00:05:30,882 --> 00:05:32,539 then drop and give me 100. 130 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,334 - Man, I ain't givin' you no money. 131 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,300 - Not $100! 132 00:05:36,646 --> 00:05:37,785 [doorbell chimes] 133 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,166 - I'll get that. 134 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:43,239 - What's up, Donzelli? 135 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:49,763 - Look, everybody, it's Bird. 136 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:51,903 - Uh, look, I don't mean to interrupt, 137 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:53,663 so I'm gonna take off. 138 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:56,286 I just came to say goodbye, pretty much. 139 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:59,186 - Bird needs to say goodbye to me in private, 140 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,395 so we gonna go in the kitchen for a minute, 141 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:04,260 so he could talk to me in private. 142 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,850 You said something about coming by to say goodbye, man. 143 00:06:07,884 --> 00:06:09,058 Where you goin'? 144 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:10,853 - I told you, remember? 145 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:13,096 I'm goin' to get my certificate from lifeguard school. 146 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,719 So that way, if I decided to go to graduate school 147 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:17,342 on the West Coast, I'd get a decent part-time job 148 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,757 and won't have to worry about flipping burgers 149 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,449 or shakin' my ass for cash. 150 00:06:20,483 --> 00:06:22,174 - Lifeguard school? 151 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:23,106 - Yup. 152 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,107 - Where the hell is you goin' 153 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,696 that they got lifeguard school? 154 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:27,870 - Los Angeles. 155 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:33,047 ♪ Oh Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 156 00:06:33,082 --> 00:06:36,154 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 157 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,674 - Son, if I could just get your signature, 158 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,503 I can begin to process your paperwork, 159 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:43,403 and within 24 hours, you will be officially enlisted. 160 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:46,095 - I'm goin' to lifeguard school. 161 00:06:48,787 --> 00:06:50,340 - Little bro, we had a deal. 162 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,964 - I know, but I just need one more chance. 163 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:56,070 And if it doesn't work out, I'll join the Army, I promise. 164 00:06:56,105 --> 00:06:59,177 [upbeat music] 165 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,178 [Bird hoots] 166 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,766 - You ready to roll? 167 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,008 - Let's be out. 168 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,735 - Where the car? 169 00:07:07,668 --> 00:07:09,049 - Right there. 170 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,948 [quirky music] 171 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:13,433 - What the hell is that? 172 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,262 I thought you was gettin' yo' mama car. 173 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:17,195 - I was, man, but she started trippin'. 174 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,368 She said the only way I could use it is 175 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:19,922 if I hook her up with somebody. 176 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:22,027 I can't even hook my own self up, so how am I supposed 177 00:07:22,062 --> 00:07:25,652 to hook her old 800-pound, bow-legged ass up with somebody? 178 00:07:25,686 --> 00:07:26,480 Come on. 179 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:32,141 - This is a piece of junk. 180 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:37,560 - Man, the guy told me that this is a classic. 181 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:40,356 [bumper rattles] 182 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,392 Get in. 183 00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:45,085 [playful music] 184 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:51,194 Hey, man. 185 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:53,818 You got to use the window, man. 186 00:07:55,716 --> 00:07:58,029 Man, watch my interior, man. 187 00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:02,861 I only paid $200 for this beauty. 188 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,001 - You paid $200 too much. 189 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:07,659 - Look, man, I know it look all bad and all, 190 00:08:07,694 --> 00:08:10,179 but the engine runs like a dream. 191 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:13,044 [engine sputters] 192 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:22,363 - My guess woulda been that it runs like a nightmare, 193 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:25,056 but apparently, it don't run at all. 194 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,921 [engine sputters] 195 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:34,721 [engine rumbles] 196 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,623 ♪ Ain't nothin' better than a house on the hill ♪ 197 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:43,246 ♪ You live once, homie, so do what you feel ♪ 198 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,939 ♪ The limelight, but you gotta stay real ♪ 199 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:48,528 ♪ You make the skill, but I'm realer than real ♪ 200 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,702 ♪ Ain't nothin' better than a house on the hill ♪ 201 00:08:50,737 --> 00:08:52,980 - Can I borrow your pencil? 202 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,223 - No. 203 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:56,225 - I'm gonna give it back. 204 00:08:56,259 --> 00:08:58,192 - Look, every time I give somebody my pencil, 205 00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,469 I never get it back. 206 00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:01,092 And this is the only one I got on me, today. 207 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:02,265 It's my favorite one, look, 208 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,784 with the big booty bitch on it. 209 00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:04,613 - Ooh. - And there's no way 210 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:07,339 in hell you gettin' it. 211 00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:08,375 - Here you go, girl. 212 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:10,032 - [Alicia] Girl, thank you. 213 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:11,723 - Hell, no, I got you, kid, chill. 214 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,000 - Raymond! - Huh? 215 00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:14,519 - The finals are comin' up. - All right. 216 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,486 - You need to work on your pedicure skills. 217 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:17,418 - Cool. 218 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:19,213 - Get over there on foot duty. 219 00:09:19,248 --> 00:09:20,525 - I ain't finished cuttin' my customer yet. 220 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,114 - I'll finish him up. 221 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:25,910 Now get your butt over there. 222 00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:27,497 - Good luck, K-Man. 223 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:32,054 - You're done, next! 224 00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:44,238 [engine rumbles] 225 00:09:44,273 --> 00:09:45,826 - Man, hurry up. 226 00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:46,827 It's hot out here. 227 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:47,759 - Why don't you come inside? 228 00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:49,278 They got air conditioning. 229 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,142 - Oh no, man, I think we need to keep this thing running, 230 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:52,419 'cause if we turn the engine off, 231 00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:53,800 I don't know if it's gonna start back up. 232 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:55,042 - All right, man, wait right here. 233 00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:56,630 I'll be right back. 234 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:01,911 - Hey! 235 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:03,430 Five minutes, man. 236 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,917 ♪ It was all a dream, the girls, the cars ♪ 237 00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:09,885 - So what's your name? 238 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,507 - Georgia. 239 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,440 - So where's you from, like Atlanta? 240 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,891 You're a real Georgia peach? 241 00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:20,067 - Well, I like to think of myself as a Southern belle. 242 00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:24,382 So, you promise you're gonna massage my feet nice and long? 243 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,417 - I promise. 244 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,355 [Raymond screams] [ominous music] 245 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,391 What's that? 246 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,809 - It's my foot. 247 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,466 - What's wrong with it? 248 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,778 - Oh don't trip. 249 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:44,471 It ain't nothin' but a little athlete's feet. 250 00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:45,783 Uh, hello? 251 00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:47,129 I don't have all day. 252 00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,475 Foot massage, please. 253 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:51,271 [Raymond grunts] 254 00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:54,377 [Raymond gags] 255 00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:56,586 Yes, that's it, baby, ooh. 256 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,213 - Going somewhere? 257 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:04,629 I said it before, and I'll say it again. 258 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,183 Raymond is busy when he is in here! 259 00:11:07,218 --> 00:11:10,083 He is not allowed to have visitors. 260 00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:12,188 Now for the 1,000th time, 261 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,709 get out of my beauty school! 262 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:17,228 - Excuse me, Ms. Bibbles. 263 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,058 The customer over there said I messed up his hair, 264 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,957 so he ain't tryin' to pay. 265 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:24,062 - Oh he gonna pay the $3. 266 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:26,306 Ke Ke, go get my gun. 267 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,377 And if you're here when I get back, 268 00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:31,138 I'ma pump more holes in you than Swiss cheese! 269 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,692 Bup, bup, bup, bup! 270 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:40,182 [engine rumbles] 271 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,461 - Damn! 272 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,051 - It's 200 degrees out here. 273 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,640 And I'm gettin' baked, 274 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,504 broiled and barbecued. 275 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,025 Would you come on? 276 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,095 - Just hang on, brah, 277 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,683 I'll be right back. 278 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:03,723 [Bird sobs] 279 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,899 ♪ One day, he figured a way ♪ 280 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:11,075 ♪ To get away from all the people who hate ♪ 281 00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:13,008 ♪ California was his goal ♪ 282 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:14,285 ♪ So he packed up his stuff ♪ 283 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:16,287 ♪ And decided that it was time to go ♪ 284 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,807 ♪ Ain't nothin' better than a house on the hill ♪ 285 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,499 ♪ You live once, homie, so do what you feel ♪ 286 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,053 ♪ The limelight, but you gotta stay real ♪ 287 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:27,298 ♪ You got the skill, but I'm realer than real ♪ 288 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:30,439 - Ms. Bibbles, would you sign my time sheet? 289 00:12:30,473 --> 00:12:31,992 ♪ Do what you feel ♪ 290 00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:35,824 ♪ The limelight, but you gotta stay real ♪ 291 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:36,825 - Thank you. 292 00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:40,311 [Ms. Bibbles screams] 293 00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:42,900 [upbeat music] 294 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:44,764 - Oh sorry. 295 00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:49,285 How come I got the feeling you had something 296 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,631 to do with this? 297 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:51,667 - 'Cause I did [laughs]. 298 00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:54,359 - See, that's what I mean, man. 299 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:55,222 - What? 300 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:56,189 I did you a favor, man. 301 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,363 I got you out of school early. 302 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,331 Bird's in the car, let's roll. 303 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,506 LA's Cali Boogie Beach Bash awaits us. 304 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,717 - Man, you know I just got out of TA, Tricks Anonymous. 305 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,719 I just got back with my girl. 306 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:12,067 If I go to LA, on the beach, 307 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:16,347 with all them beautiful women in bikinis, 308 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:17,831 man, I'm gonna fall off the bandwagon, man. 309 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:20,282 I'm gonna start trickin' like a $2 ho again. 310 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:23,664 - We not goin' for the beach bunnies. 311 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:24,907 - We not? 312 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,564 - Well, not just for the beach bunnies. 313 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,669 Or maybe like 90% we goin' for the beach bunnies. 314 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:30,395 Man, but we goin' for business too, man. 315 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:31,949 - What business? 316 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,398 - Bird's goin' down there for some lifeguard thing, 317 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,504 and I'm goin' to get a record deal. 318 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:36,712 [Raymond laughs] Now you helped me 319 00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:37,989 produce most of those tracks, man, 320 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,232 but if I have to go down there by myself 321 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:41,682 to do all the legwork, you're only gettin' 5%. 322 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:45,376 But if you come with, then you get 50%. 323 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,033 Check it out. - Wait. 324 00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:49,863 5%? 325 00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:53,798 - That's it. 326 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,661 - You know somethin'? 327 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:55,904 You right, man. 328 00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:58,734 You made one important point there. 329 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:01,323 I did help produce some of them tracks. 330 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:03,532 That's how I know how whack that is. 331 00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,535 I can't produce, and you can't rap. 332 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,019 - Give me this, man. 333 00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:09,814 - Give me these. 334 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,439 - A'ight, the spot might get kinda hot for you, man. 335 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:15,647 I wouldn't suggest you stickin' 336 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,822 around the crime scene much longer. 337 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,065 - The only time you bail 338 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:20,618 from a crime scene is when you guilty. 339 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,207 - Or when they think you're guilty. 340 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,415 You know, that pencil stickin' out 341 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,245 of Ms. Bibble's ass belongs to you. 342 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,522 - No, it don't. 343 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:36,599 - I'm gonna kill whoever's responsible for this. 344 00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:37,738 - I'll holla. 345 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:41,397 [quirky music] 346 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,607 Oh shit, uh, Your Honor, 347 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:48,094 my client is innocent of these trumped up charges. 348 00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:48,922 - Guilty! 349 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:52,753 Get that thug out of my courtroom. 350 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:53,754 - You're not gonna let them take me? 351 00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:55,895 Donzelli, what are you... 352 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,656 Yo, yo, yo, Donzelli, man, 353 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,071 yo, wait up, man! 354 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,456 Be right back, dude. 355 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,319 - Hey, hurry up, man. 356 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:07,976 Malibooty awaits us. 357 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,220 Yo, what you gonna tell London? 358 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,670 - Man, I wear the pants in this family. 359 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,258 I ain't got to tell her nothin'. 360 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,569 Besides, she at work, dog. 361 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:16,501 So I'm just gonna write her a note 362 00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:18,400 and call her when we get there. 363 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:19,677 ♪ Situation's that ♪ 364 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,920 ♪ When you messin' with a chick ♪ 365 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,162 ♪ Your relationship just sits over the fence ♪ 366 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,336 - [London] Hi, boo. 367 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:24,475 Hey. 368 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,959 - Hey, hey. 369 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,789 London, what you doin' here, girl? 370 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,067 - I live here, remember? 371 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:32,241 - [laughs] Right, right, 372 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,070 I knew that. 373 00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:34,347 I was just testing you. 374 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,589 - What are you doing home? 375 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,074 Don't you have beauty school? 376 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,559 - Yeah, but I got out early today. 377 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,630 [London grunts] 378 00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:42,665 - Where you going? 379 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,564 - Hmm? - Where you going? 380 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:45,806 - Oh, this? 381 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,947 Oh, man, you know, me, Bird and Donzelli, 382 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,604 we just going to take a little road trip, you know. 383 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:51,847 - Donzelli? 384 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,504 Mm-mm, anytime you get involved with Donzelli, 385 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,230 there's always some stank hos involved, 386 00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:56,679 and you end up cheatin' on me, Raymond. 387 00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,198 - Baby, that's not even fair. 388 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,234 You know I haven't cheated on you since I graduated 389 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:00,683 that Tricks Anonymous program. 390 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,547 - You only been out the program one week. 391 00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:04,998 And you ain't been nowhere with Donzelli. 392 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,620 - [grunts] You got a point. 393 00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:07,897 You are right. - Yeah. 394 00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:10,038 - But baby, baby, you got to trust me, baby. 395 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,074 I mean, this is business. 396 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:15,112 We could possibly sell some tracks, get a record deal. 397 00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:16,872 I could buy you that car. 398 00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,011 That way, your little pretty ass ain't got 399 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,530 to take the bus no more. 400 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,358 [lips smack] 401 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:21,877 - Okay. 402 00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:22,947 Go ahead. 403 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,879 - [Raymond] All right. 404 00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:24,811 - But you better be good. 405 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,054 - Of course, Mama. 406 00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:28,504 - Because if you cheat on me again, 407 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,023 I'm gonna slice your balls off. 408 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:33,095 [both laughing] 409 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,579 - I guess I ain't got to worry about that then. 410 00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:35,615 - I hope not. 411 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:36,892 - Uh-huh, yeah. - You have fun. 412 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,721 Oh! - I'll try. 413 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:40,516 - Take my cell phone, 414 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,242 just in case I need to get at you. 415 00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:43,278 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:44,865 - Got to go! 417 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,901 - [London] What, hold up. 418 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,178 Where you going? 419 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:48,559 - Boogie Beach Bash in LA. 420 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:49,560 - [London] Oh hell no! 421 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:50,561 Raymond, hell no! 422 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:51,872 ♪ Well, it feels so good ♪ 423 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,978 ♪ Want to F double EL, G double OD ♪ 424 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,153 ♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪ 425 00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,292 ♪ If I claim it, then name it ♪ 426 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:58,638 ♪ Want to feel real good ♪ 427 00:16:58,672 --> 00:16:59,742 ♪ Make a meal with my skill ♪ 428 00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:00,674 ♪ But I'm still so ♪ 429 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,124 ♪ Call it levitation ♪ 430 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,539 ♪ 'Cause I really moved myself ♪ 431 00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:06,059 ♪ I'm tired of tryin' to prove myself ♪ 432 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:10,201 - My goal this weekend is to be totally loyal to London. 433 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,102 I'm gonna prove to myself how much I love her. 434 00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,794 I ain't hookin' up with nobody, watch. 435 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,555 - My goal this weekend [huffs] 436 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,937 is to hook up with all the beach bunnies. 437 00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:24,836 Man, I'm tryin' to come back with as much panties 438 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:27,011 in my duffel bag as it can hold. 439 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,254 [all laugh] 440 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,601 - My goal is to lose my virginity 441 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,467 and get my first slice of booty. 442 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:35,537 - That'll happen. 443 00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:36,676 - Mm-hmm. 444 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:39,437 - [Raymond And Donzelli] Not [laughs]! 445 00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:40,749 ♪ But it's still so good ♪ 446 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:44,511 ♪ I wanna F double EL, G double OD ♪ 447 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:50,172 [hip hop music] [crowd screaming] 448 00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,907 - Now what can your fans expect when they think 449 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,599 of the new album that drops on Tuesday? 450 00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:06,326 - Back-to-back slaps, trunk-rattling rhymes, 451 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:09,398 straight LRPs, we're all right, pimpin' on whack. 452 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,435 ♪ You from the North but if you're from the South ♪ 453 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,471 ♪ Get you all up in this club and we gonna party now ♪ 454 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:16,302 [girls screaming] 455 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:21,583 - I'm that nigga. 456 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:22,722 [girls scream] 457 00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:24,275 Grab my ass! 458 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,345 Touch my ass! 459 00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:30,937 ♪ From the party ♪ 460 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:33,664 ♪ We're sipping more than Bacardi ♪ 461 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,356 ♪ Clubbin' all night long ♪ 462 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,462 ♪ We're clubbin' all night long ♪ 463 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,636 ♪ We're at the party ♪ 464 00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:44,399 ♪ It's time to get it all started ♪ 465 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,125 - Oh my God. 466 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,333 ♪ And the party don't stop ♪ 467 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:48,610 ♪ It's a quarter to four ♪ 468 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:49,645 ♪ And we're still drinking some more ♪ 469 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,854 [triumphant music] 470 00:18:51,889 --> 00:18:54,202 - Help, somebody help me. 471 00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:55,410 Help! 472 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,445 [woman grunting] 473 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,345 [triumphant music] 474 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,975 Oh my gosh, thank you. 475 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,080 You saved my life. 476 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:11,943 - Mm-hmm. 477 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,636 - You know you're a bigger hero 478 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:18,260 than Batman or Spider-Man could ever hope to be. 479 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,021 I think I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 480 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:25,164 from a big, strong, manly lifeguard like yourself. 481 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,546 Ooh, take me, Daddy, now. 482 00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:32,723 [woman grunting] [gentle music] 483 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,007 [brake squeals] 484 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,284 - [Donzelli] Damn! 485 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,734 What? 486 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,046 What's wrong with you, man? 487 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:04,237 - Now you all know somebody got to stay in the bucket, 488 00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:06,377 'cause we got to keep this engine runnin'. 489 00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:10,381 I stayed the last time, and I nearly died of a sunstroke. 490 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,659 And I got to pee. 491 00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:15,006 So which one is it gonna be? 492 00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,562 Hey! 493 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:19,804 - Hey, yo, blood! 494 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:20,909 What's up, baby? 495 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,462 Let me get some change. 496 00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:25,224 Give me some smoke, weed, sass, whatever you got. 497 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,708 What you got? 498 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:27,743 - What? 499 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:28,917 - Help this brother out, man. 500 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:29,745 Don't be like that. 501 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,091 Don't be stingy, dog. 502 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,334 - Come on, put it in there. 503 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:33,611 That's what I'm talking about, yes. 504 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:35,234 - Psych [laughs]! 505 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,890 - You stupid. 506 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,651 - You ain't gettin' my weed, bum. 507 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,687 [Donzelli and Raymond laugh] 508 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:41,654 - That's not funny. 509 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:44,173 [funky music] 510 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,618 - Man, what the hell took you so long? 511 00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:15,791 You know I gotta piss! 512 00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:16,861 - [Donzelli] You ticklish? 513 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:17,897 - Huh? [Donzelli squeaks] 514 00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:19,139 Stop! 515 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:19,933 - Tickle, tickle, tickle! - Stop! 516 00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,452 - Oogie, oogie, oogie. 517 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,352 - Who that is in the background? 518 00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:25,456 - Who is who? 519 00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:26,975 - I hear females. 520 00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:27,941 - You don't hear no females. 521 00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,736 That's Donzelli and Bird. 522 00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,945 We like a 100 miles from LA. 523 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,395 - All right, whatever. 524 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:35,224 But don't let there be no females with you, 525 00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:37,434 'cause I will come through this phone, nigga, 526 00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:40,126 and stomp you in your esophagus. 527 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,622 [dramatic music] 528 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:58,178 ♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪ 529 00:21:58,213 --> 00:22:00,560 ♪ Tell me that you will hold out ♪ 530 00:22:00,595 --> 00:22:02,044 ♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪ 531 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:03,356 ♪ You can't ♪ 532 00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:05,185 ♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪ 533 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,533 ♪ Tell me that you can't hold out ♪ 534 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:11,951 ♪ Tell me that you can't stay, without ♪ 535 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:15,334 - [Tommy] I did, but I thought I, I don't know. 536 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,714 - What's up? 537 00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:20,753 Let me start by saying you are hella sexy. 538 00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:22,030 - Thank you. 539 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:22,893 You know, I hear that all the time. 540 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:24,135 - I'm sure you do, 541 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,067 when you dreaming. 542 00:22:25,102 --> 00:22:27,691 - [giggles] Ooh, cute and funny. 543 00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:29,244 I like that. 544 00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:31,557 Look, I'm Sherry, and this is my cousin, Tomasina, 545 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:33,248 but she go by Tommy. 546 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,012 - Hey, Tommy, how you doing? 547 00:22:39,047 --> 00:22:39,944 - Hello. 548 00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:42,188 - So, um, what's your name? 549 00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:45,778 - Donzelli, but my close friends call me FOPD. 550 00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:48,263 - What is FOPD short for? 551 00:22:48,297 --> 00:22:50,334 - Friend of P Diddy. 552 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,371 That's my boy, we close. 553 00:22:54,649 --> 00:22:55,581 So where you all headed? 554 00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:56,720 - Back home to LA. 555 00:22:56,754 --> 00:22:58,204 We was up in the Bay, visiting family. 556 00:22:58,238 --> 00:23:01,000 Then on the way back, we took a little detour to Vegas. 557 00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:02,277 - We from Arizona. 558 00:23:02,311 --> 00:23:04,797 Me and my boys is on a little road trip. 559 00:23:04,831 --> 00:23:08,007 We headed down to LA for the Cali Boogie Beach Bash. 560 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,249 - Is that your ride? 561 00:23:09,284 --> 00:23:11,079 - Yeah, yeah, that's my boy's car, you know. 562 00:23:11,113 --> 00:23:12,460 We brought his bucket, 'cause I ain't want 563 00:23:12,494 --> 00:23:14,772 to put a lot of miles on the Hummer. 564 00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:16,912 - Well, somebody's stealing your friend's bucket. 565 00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:18,327 [Donzelli laughs] 566 00:23:18,362 --> 00:23:19,639 - See you got jokes. 567 00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:20,571 Let me guess. 568 00:23:20,606 --> 00:23:22,021 You aspire to be a comedian 569 00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:24,644 and get put on with the Queens of Comedy. 570 00:23:24,679 --> 00:23:29,546 - No, really, someone's stealing your friend's car. 571 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:30,823 [horn squeaks] 572 00:23:30,857 --> 00:23:31,927 - Hey! 573 00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:33,170 Hey! 574 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:33,998 Hey! 575 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,621 [engine revs] 576 00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:36,518 Hey! 577 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:37,761 Hey, hey! 578 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:39,003 Come back here, dog! 579 00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:40,522 Hey! 580 00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:43,249 - You shoulda shared your weed, punk! 581 00:23:43,283 --> 00:23:45,320 [girls laugh] 582 00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:47,356 - [Donzelli] Hey, you can have that weed! 583 00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:48,185 You can have it. 584 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,151 I ain't mad! 585 00:23:49,186 --> 00:23:50,359 You can have that weed. 586 00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:52,327 I was just playin', man. 587 00:23:52,361 --> 00:23:55,330 Ain't nobody trippin' over no bag of weed! 588 00:23:55,364 --> 00:23:56,193 Shit! 589 00:23:57,366 --> 00:24:00,024 Dude, that bum stole our car. 590 00:24:00,059 --> 00:24:01,440 - Huh? - What happened? 591 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:02,786 - I was talking to these females, 592 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,166 because, you know, they looked lost. 593 00:24:04,201 --> 00:24:05,547 And I'm trying to give them directions 594 00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:07,342 and what have you, and the next thing I know-- 595 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:09,240 - You owe me $300. 596 00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,414 - I thought you said you paid $200 for it. 597 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,657 - I did. 598 00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:12,796 I want $100 for my pain and suffering. 599 00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:14,694 I grew attached to that bucket. 600 00:24:14,729 --> 00:24:16,213 - Man, all our stuff was in there. 601 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,249 I ain't got no more clothes, no money. 602 00:24:18,284 --> 00:24:20,044 We stranded. 603 00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:21,494 What we gonna do? 604 00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:25,533 - Bird, how much money you got on you? 605 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:26,879 - $40. 606 00:24:26,913 --> 00:24:28,087 - Cool. 607 00:24:28,121 --> 00:24:29,329 I got a plan that'll get us to LA, 608 00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:31,435 and it'll only costs us a couple of dollars. 609 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,058 [bright music] 610 00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:36,475 - All right, that'll be $660. 611 00:24:48,141 --> 00:24:51,179 Hello, does anybody in this cab speak English? 612 00:24:51,213 --> 00:24:53,699 - Yeah, see, that's the thing, 613 00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:57,185 that we didn't, you know, when we thought we could, 614 00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:59,221 so when we had got-- 615 00:24:59,256 --> 00:25:01,361 - What are you trying to say, kid? 616 00:25:01,396 --> 00:25:02,708 - Run! 617 00:25:02,742 --> 00:25:03,571 Go! 618 00:25:03,605 --> 00:25:06,677 [dramatic music] 619 00:25:06,712 --> 00:25:08,058 - Stop! [Bird squeals] 620 00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:09,922 - Hey, let me, let me go! 621 00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:11,302 - Stop it, damn! 622 00:25:16,342 --> 00:25:18,517 ♪ We're at the party ♪ 623 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,174 ♪ We sipping more than Bacardi ♪ 624 00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:23,970 ♪ Clubbin' all night long ♪ 625 00:25:24,005 --> 00:25:26,076 ♪ We clubbin' all night long ♪ 626 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:28,181 ♪ We're at the party ♪ 627 00:25:28,216 --> 00:25:31,322 ♪ It's time to get it all started ♪ 628 00:25:31,357 --> 00:25:32,634 ♪ The party don't stop ♪ 629 00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,222 ♪ I rock too hot and the party don't stop ♪ 630 00:25:34,256 --> 00:25:37,018 ♪ All night long ♪ 631 00:25:45,474 --> 00:25:47,546 ♪ We're at the party ♪ 632 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,238 ♪ We sipping more than Bacardi ♪ 633 00:25:50,272 --> 00:25:53,034 ♪ Clubbin' all night long ♪ 634 00:25:53,068 --> 00:25:55,070 ♪ We clubbin' all night long ♪ 635 00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,245 ♪ We're at the party ♪ 636 00:25:57,279 --> 00:26:00,420 ♪ It's time to get it all started ♪ 637 00:26:00,455 --> 00:26:01,663 ♪ The party don't stop ♪ 638 00:26:01,698 --> 00:26:02,837 - Hey, hey, what's up there, homie. 639 00:26:02,871 --> 00:26:03,941 Man, how you guys doing, man? 640 00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:05,218 My name is Pablo. 641 00:26:05,253 --> 00:26:08,359 I'm what you might call the hookup. 642 00:26:08,394 --> 00:26:09,775 I got everything, whatever you need, man. 643 00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:12,709 I got cell phones, pagers, golf clubs, jewelry. 644 00:26:12,743 --> 00:26:14,227 Whatever you need, man, I got it man. 645 00:26:14,262 --> 00:26:16,505 - Hey, hey, hey, nigga, why you talkin' like that? 646 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,368 - What? - For real. 647 00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:18,542 - I'm a Mexican, man. 648 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,370 I got everything you need. 649 00:26:19,405 --> 00:26:20,475 You need some oranges? 650 00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:22,201 I got 'em, man, you know. 651 00:26:22,235 --> 00:26:23,582 - No, no, no. - Hey, look, look. 652 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:24,824 - We straight, man. 653 00:26:24,859 --> 00:26:26,723 - Look, man, you sure you don't want anything? 654 00:26:26,757 --> 00:26:28,414 - I'm sure I don't want anything, man. 655 00:26:28,448 --> 00:26:29,346 - We're cool, man. 656 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,762 - Forget you guys, then, man. 657 00:26:33,557 --> 00:26:35,041 - How you don't know it was your cousin? 658 00:26:35,076 --> 00:26:36,318 - I don't know that man. 659 00:26:36,353 --> 00:26:38,942 [gentle music] 660 00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:43,567 - Hey, man, we need to go here 661 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,086 and do this lifeguard thing, man, 662 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,363 'cause we can do this together, man. 663 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,537 I ain't come, I need you to do this for me, 664 00:26:48,572 --> 00:26:50,643 to motivate me, man. 665 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:53,128 You know what I'm saying? 666 00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,371 It seems like every time we go out, man, 667 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:57,236 you always just get so unfocused. 668 00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,825 [gentle music] 669 00:27:24,884 --> 00:27:27,991 [record scratches] 670 00:27:28,025 --> 00:27:30,579 [Tommy grunts] 671 00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:39,416 [gentle music] 672 00:27:44,801 --> 00:27:48,045 - Now that's what I call an American beauty. 673 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,944 You haven't listened to a word I said. 674 00:27:49,978 --> 00:27:51,152 - Huh? 675 00:27:51,186 --> 00:27:52,601 Hold this, homie. 676 00:27:57,537 --> 00:28:02,163 [laughs] You must be a long lost member of Destiny's Child, 677 00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:04,993 because your body is bootylicious! 678 00:28:05,028 --> 00:28:06,374 ♪ This time I know you're ready ♪ 679 00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:07,478 ♪ You're ready ♪ 680 00:28:07,513 --> 00:28:08,652 - It's you again? 681 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,171 - It's fate. 682 00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:11,862 It's like kismet, the way our worlds just keep colliding, 683 00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:12,691 just boom! 684 00:28:13,864 --> 00:28:17,040 You know, it's like the world just, 685 00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:19,007 all right, well, all right, 686 00:28:19,042 --> 00:28:20,146 I'll just holler at you later. 687 00:28:20,181 --> 00:28:22,079 You know, you probably got new people 688 00:28:22,114 --> 00:28:23,598 to rescue and stuff. 689 00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:27,360 I'm just, you know, so I just, hey, damn! 690 00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:29,328 - You need to get up out of my way, fool! 691 00:28:29,362 --> 00:28:32,296 - You need to watch where you goin'. 692 00:28:33,332 --> 00:28:34,713 - Listen here. 693 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,300 I'm Marco. 694 00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:40,788 Until I get down with the female, she's unavailable. 695 00:28:40,822 --> 00:28:41,996 Now I ain't got down with Tommy yet, 696 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,722 but she's on my list. 697 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:46,414 It's all right. 698 00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:49,451 You can have my leftovers, capisce? 699 00:28:49,486 --> 00:28:51,522 - Hey, dog, see, that ain't, I ain't flinch. 700 00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:54,180 I'm just ready, I'm ready. 701 00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:56,424 - Yeah, that's real good. 702 00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:59,738 I'm glad we understand each other. 703 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,809 - Stop touching me, stop. 704 00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:04,190 Kick rocks, before I kick your ass, man. 705 00:29:04,225 --> 00:29:06,123 Nobody's scared, I know karate, dude. 706 00:29:06,158 --> 00:29:08,608 I know karate, and I'll use it. 707 00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:11,439 ♪ Me, me, me ♪ 708 00:29:11,473 --> 00:29:14,269 ♪ Gee, oh my God ♪ 709 00:29:14,304 --> 00:29:16,375 ♪ Bounce, bounce, bounce ♪ 710 00:29:16,409 --> 00:29:18,204 ♪ Rush all of us back, called to blocks ♪ 711 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:22,105 ♪ Off the block, off the couch ♪ 712 00:29:23,485 --> 00:29:25,625 - What you doing, dog? 713 00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:27,766 - What are we doing here? 714 00:29:29,595 --> 00:29:30,803 - Oh snap, hey. 715 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,599 Check this out. 716 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:37,672 We catch the Beach Bandit, we come up on $5,000, 717 00:29:37,706 --> 00:29:39,708 just like that [snaps]. 718 00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:41,918 - I don't see no Beach Bandit around here. 719 00:29:41,952 --> 00:29:43,367 And if my math is correct, between us, 720 00:29:43,402 --> 00:29:46,129 we only got about zero big faces. 721 00:29:47,544 --> 00:29:49,235 And plus, man, I don't think that my $38 is enough 722 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,755 to afford this hotel, so what are we doing here? 723 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,032 - Don't trip, homie. 724 00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:54,516 This one's on me. 725 00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:56,139 - Where the hell did you get all that money? 726 00:29:56,173 --> 00:30:00,212 - A true baller keeps an emergency stash full of big faces. 727 00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:01,903 - If you had all that money, why the hell were we runnin' 728 00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:02,939 from the taxicab driver? 729 00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:04,112 Why didn't you just pay him? 730 00:30:04,147 --> 00:30:05,389 - You spend your money on what you want 731 00:30:05,424 --> 00:30:06,632 to spend your money on, and I'll spend my money 732 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:09,911 on what I want to spend my money on. 733 00:30:09,946 --> 00:30:11,706 - Those are all hundreds? 734 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:14,329 - Franklin's face on every last bill, brother. 735 00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:15,158 - Let me see this. 736 00:30:15,192 --> 00:30:16,193 - Hey, stop. 737 00:30:17,746 --> 00:30:19,818 - Every bill has Franklin's face on it, all right. 738 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:21,543 It's Aretha Franklin, not Benjamin Franklin. 739 00:30:21,578 --> 00:30:22,890 When the hell did she come out with a bill? 740 00:30:22,924 --> 00:30:24,167 - Yo, they both Franklins, man. 741 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:26,203 I'm sure they're related somewhere down the line. 742 00:30:26,238 --> 00:30:27,653 Gettin' all technical. 743 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,620 - Man, this, I'm not goin' in there with that. 744 00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:30,932 It look like Monopoly money. 745 00:30:30,967 --> 00:30:33,762 - Man, nobody look at money that close, man. 746 00:30:33,797 --> 00:30:36,179 Now we goin' in there, and we gettin' the best suite 747 00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:38,457 that money can buy. 748 00:30:38,491 --> 00:30:39,458 - This ain't gonna work, man. 749 00:30:39,492 --> 00:30:41,115 - I guarantee you that it works. 750 00:30:41,149 --> 00:30:42,392 - It ain't gonna work. 751 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,048 - I mean, if it don't, what they gonna do? 752 00:30:43,082 --> 00:30:44,670 Throw us out? 753 00:30:44,704 --> 00:30:47,500 [spring boings] [Donzelli and Bird grunt] 754 00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:49,433 [upbeat music] 755 00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:51,642 My money, my money. 756 00:30:51,677 --> 00:30:54,645 Help me pick up my big faces. 757 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,510 Help me pick up my big faces, man! 758 00:31:04,414 --> 00:31:06,381 - [Bird] Hey, man, what if that Beach Bandit show up? 759 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,935 - Man, I'm the one over here sittin' 760 00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:09,350 on a knapsack full of money. 761 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:10,834 You're over there sittin' on $40. 762 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,974 - $38, I bought this shirt, remember? 763 00:31:13,009 --> 00:31:14,803 - Man, just go to sleep, okay? 764 00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:16,046 Just try to think of all the fun 765 00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:19,429 we're gonna have the next two days. 766 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:21,810 [Bird sobs] 767 00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:25,573 What's wrong with you? 768 00:31:25,607 --> 00:31:26,781 - I'm scared, man. 769 00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:28,714 - Man, stop acting like a little punk, man! 770 00:31:28,748 --> 00:31:30,371 Ain't nothin' to be scared of out here, man. 771 00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:31,441 Start acting like a man, 772 00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:33,546 instead of a pig-tailed little girl! 773 00:31:33,581 --> 00:31:37,033 Somebody come over here, I wish they would, ooh! 774 00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:37,999 - Hey, yo, guys-- 775 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,311 [Donzelli and Bird scream] 776 00:31:39,345 --> 00:31:41,416 Yo, yo, it's me, man, it's me, man! 777 00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:42,486 What's wrong with you all? 778 00:31:42,521 --> 00:31:43,315 It's me! - You can't be runnin' 779 00:31:43,349 --> 00:31:44,626 on people like that! 780 00:31:44,661 --> 00:31:47,043 - Yo, I got a place for us to stay, yo. 781 00:31:47,077 --> 00:31:51,633 Come on, let's talk on the way there, come on. 782 00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:55,016 This is where we gonna stay for the weekend. 783 00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:56,604 Watch where you're walkin', man. 784 00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:58,433 - [Donzelli] Heavens to Murgatroyd! 785 00:31:58,468 --> 00:32:00,194 Yo, how you hook this up? 786 00:32:00,228 --> 00:32:02,058 - Yo, yo, yo, we got to keep it down, man. 787 00:32:02,092 --> 00:32:03,714 They got some other folks stayin' here, 788 00:32:03,749 --> 00:32:04,543 and they sleepin' right now. 789 00:32:04,577 --> 00:32:05,613 You know what I'm sayin? 790 00:32:05,647 --> 00:32:06,925 - [Donzelli] Who? 791 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,271 - Just some females. 792 00:32:08,305 --> 00:32:11,930 - Oh shit, oh shit [hoots]! 793 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,311 - This is it, yo! 794 00:32:24,425 --> 00:32:25,667 - Yes, man! 795 00:32:25,702 --> 00:32:29,292 Yo, you have always been the pimp of the group. 796 00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:30,810 - See, you got it all wrong. 797 00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:33,227 See, first of all, I was lookin' for you all, 798 00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:35,091 and I ran into these girls, told them what happened. 799 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:37,058 We lost our dough and the car. 800 00:32:37,093 --> 00:32:38,370 It's like, "Yo, y'all can stay the weekend." 801 00:32:38,404 --> 00:32:40,441 Matter of fact, I was talkin' to her. 802 00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:42,512 She says she know you. 803 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:43,340 - Me? 804 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:44,686 - Yeah. 805 00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:45,929 Says she met you at a convenience store 806 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,450 and saw you on the beach earlier or something. 807 00:32:49,484 --> 00:32:52,246 - No, that's, that's, that's that, 808 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,179 that's my lifeguard buddy, man. 809 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:55,904 I told you she dug me, bro. 810 00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:56,905 You gotta... 811 00:32:57,734 --> 00:32:59,253 That's okay. 812 00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:02,325 - Yo, she said come check out and say hi when you got here. 813 00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:05,017 - It's like 1:30, one, one, one in the morning. 814 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:07,019 - She said it don't matter what time it is. 815 00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:08,917 - You know what that means? 816 00:33:08,952 --> 00:33:12,335 - [Raymond And Donzelli] Panty raid [laughs]! 817 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:14,061 - Yo, her room's the one upstairs, dog. 818 00:33:14,095 --> 00:33:15,303 - All right. 819 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:16,511 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 820 00:33:16,546 --> 00:33:17,892 I know you gonna need the essentials. 821 00:33:17,926 --> 00:33:19,031 And I got a few of 'em. 822 00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:19,859 Here you go, baby. 823 00:33:19,894 --> 00:33:21,344 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 824 00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:23,311 - Uh, uh, uh, better take two. 825 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:25,589 You gonna have your hands full with this one. 826 00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,108 - I'm out. 827 00:33:27,143 --> 00:33:28,558 - Hell, yeah. 828 00:33:28,592 --> 00:33:30,180 - Hold on, hold on, where are the other girl? 829 00:33:30,215 --> 00:33:31,250 - Downstairs. 830 00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:33,252 - Good. 831 00:33:33,287 --> 00:33:34,115 - Bird! 832 00:33:35,289 --> 00:33:36,773 Where you going? 833 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,568 - To get my bird slice a nappy dugout. 834 00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:39,672 - But you don't even know what she look like! 835 00:33:39,707 --> 00:33:40,535 - [Bird] It don't matter! 836 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:41,398 - Do you need a condom? 837 00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:42,882 - [Bird] Hey, hell, no! 838 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,402 [funky music] 839 00:33:48,302 --> 00:33:49,544 ♪ Hey, lover ♪ 840 00:33:49,579 --> 00:33:50,752 ♪ Hey, love boy ♪ 841 00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:53,307 ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 842 00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:55,792 ♪ You came to my rescue ♪ 843 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,346 ♪ And changed my view of you ♪ 844 00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:03,317 ♪ I hope we can make this love forever ♪ 845 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:08,218 ♪ No change, I like everything about you ♪ 846 00:34:08,253 --> 00:34:13,120 ♪ You claim to be more than what you are ♪ 847 00:34:13,154 --> 00:34:17,055 - Turn over and give Pimpzelli a kiss. 848 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,470 - Okay. 849 00:34:18,504 --> 00:34:19,471 [Donzelli shrieks] 850 00:34:19,505 --> 00:34:23,095 ♪ Supposed to know who you are ♪ 851 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:25,097 ♪ But game recognize game ♪ 852 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:25,994 [Tommy yells] 853 00:34:26,029 --> 00:34:26,857 - Out! 854 00:34:29,412 --> 00:34:30,758 You pervert! 855 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:31,586 Get out! 856 00:34:31,621 --> 00:34:32,449 - [Bird] Ow, ow! 857 00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:34,279 - [Tommy] Pervert, go! 858 00:34:34,313 --> 00:34:37,937 [Donzelli shrieks] 859 00:34:37,972 --> 00:34:39,560 - Come on, come on. 860 00:34:40,733 --> 00:34:42,114 Don't be shy. 861 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,771 I'm gonna get you. 862 00:34:43,805 --> 00:34:47,464 [Donzelli and Bird panting] 863 00:34:52,228 --> 00:34:53,194 - What? 864 00:34:53,229 --> 00:34:55,196 - What, this bitch is fat. 865 00:34:57,509 --> 00:34:58,717 [Raymond laughs] 866 00:34:58,751 --> 00:35:00,960 - I ain't never gonna get no vagina. 867 00:35:00,995 --> 00:35:03,584 [birds squawk] 868 00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:14,422 [dramatic music] 869 00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:16,355 - Hey, that's my purse! 870 00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:24,536 [upbeat music] 871 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:29,057 ♪ Is it ♪ 872 00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:32,302 [Donzelli hums] 873 00:35:32,337 --> 00:35:34,994 - What are you doing here? 874 00:35:35,029 --> 00:35:36,824 - Oh, hey, girl, I told him that him 875 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:39,171 and his boys can stay here for the next two days. 876 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,276 Isn't he fun? 877 00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:44,866 - I'm gonna go get ready for work. 878 00:35:47,075 --> 00:35:48,663 - You know, normally folks have dessert 879 00:35:48,698 --> 00:35:51,735 only after dinner, but as a special treat, 880 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:54,773 how would you like to have dessert after breakfast? 881 00:35:54,807 --> 00:35:57,396 [quirky music] 882 00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:00,434 What about breakfast? 883 00:36:00,468 --> 00:36:02,608 - I done lost my appetite. 884 00:36:03,782 --> 00:36:05,197 [Donzelli groans] 885 00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:08,787 - Donzelli, stop playin', come back here, boy! 886 00:36:10,547 --> 00:36:13,101 [smooth music] 887 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:17,071 - Even though I took a shower, I still feel dirty, man. 888 00:36:17,105 --> 00:36:18,969 I still got the clothes I had on yesterday. 889 00:36:19,004 --> 00:36:21,765 - It's time for a shopping spree. 890 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,284 [hands clap] 891 00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:25,355 Oh, dog, I told you. 892 00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:26,494 - I didn't think it was gonna work, man. 893 00:36:26,529 --> 00:36:28,151 - Hey, you all get me some? 894 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,705 - Man, you scared, you old fraidy-cat. 895 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:32,500 We in there stealin' and carryin' on, man. 896 00:36:32,535 --> 00:36:33,708 - Hey, hey! 897 00:36:33,743 --> 00:36:34,640 - [Raymond And Donzelli] Oh shit! 898 00:36:34,675 --> 00:36:35,469 - Hey you, get back here! 899 00:36:35,503 --> 00:36:37,091 This money no good! 900 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,127 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 901 00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,791 - To lifeguards, let the training begin! 902 00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:51,036 [funky music] 903 00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:53,245 And one, two, three, four. 904 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,352 Come on, come on, Bird. 905 00:36:56,386 --> 00:36:59,044 [playful music] 906 00:37:05,153 --> 00:37:05,982 And one, 907 00:37:08,743 --> 00:37:09,675 two, three. 908 00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:12,368 Come on, Bird. 909 00:37:12,402 --> 00:37:13,817 Come on, Bird, suck it up! 910 00:37:13,852 --> 00:37:16,544 Show some toughness, let's go! 911 00:37:16,579 --> 00:37:17,511 Good. 912 00:37:17,545 --> 00:37:18,305 Let's do it, guys, come on. 913 00:37:18,339 --> 00:37:19,237 We got Bird. 914 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,272 He's got to catch up, let's go! 915 00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:22,964 [playful music] 916 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,250 Come on, Bird. 917 00:37:35,908 --> 00:37:37,462 Come on, hustle up! 918 00:37:40,879 --> 00:37:42,432 Bird, hurry, hurry! 919 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,473 Good, Bird, you got to save her life. 920 00:37:48,507 --> 00:37:49,543 Give her CPR. 921 00:37:51,372 --> 00:37:52,270 Come on, Bird, hurry. 922 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,271 You got to save her life! 923 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:54,651 Just give her mouth-to-mouth! 924 00:37:54,686 --> 00:37:57,275 [playful music] 925 00:38:03,108 --> 00:38:05,766 [lips smacking] 926 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:16,777 [Bird moans] [lips smack] 927 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:19,883 - Excuse me, but for your information, the line to register 928 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:23,162 for the bikini beach contest is a few booths up the beach. 929 00:38:23,197 --> 00:38:25,337 Just trying to help you. 930 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,856 - What you here for? 931 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,720 - I'm here to register my mixed CD in the contest, 932 00:38:28,754 --> 00:38:30,446 so I can win that money and get signed, 933 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,826 you know, get a deal. 934 00:38:31,861 --> 00:38:33,380 - Mm-hmm. - What you here for? 935 00:38:33,414 --> 00:38:34,484 - Same thing. 936 00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:39,178 - Oh, okay, you in line for your man, all right. 937 00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:41,836 While he out hollerin' at another breezy, okay. 938 00:38:41,871 --> 00:38:43,769 He got you well-trained [laughs]. 939 00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:44,736 - I don't have a man. 940 00:38:44,770 --> 00:38:45,978 I'm registering myself. 941 00:38:46,013 --> 00:38:47,325 I'm a hip hop artist. 942 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:49,223 [Donzelli laughs] 943 00:38:49,257 --> 00:38:50,466 - "I'm a hip hop artist." 944 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,881 - Next! - All right. 945 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:52,813 Ooh, yeah. 946 00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:56,126 - Come on, I'm gonna need your $300 registration fee. 947 00:38:56,161 --> 00:38:57,783 - Cool. 948 00:38:57,818 --> 00:38:59,164 Keep the change. 949 00:39:02,098 --> 00:39:03,962 [woman scoffs] 950 00:39:03,996 --> 00:39:05,515 What, you aren't allowed to take tips? 951 00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:07,448 - We're not allowed to take funny money. 952 00:39:07,483 --> 00:39:09,277 And your money is hilarious. 953 00:39:09,312 --> 00:39:10,486 [Rebel laughs] 954 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,211 It should be hosting the new Def Comedy Jam. 955 00:39:12,246 --> 00:39:13,730 Now bounce. 956 00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:17,458 - [laughs] Oh it looks like you're a little short, shorty. 957 00:39:17,493 --> 00:39:18,701 - You know what? 958 00:39:18,735 --> 00:39:22,014 Mind your own business, you old fake-ass J-Lo. 959 00:39:22,049 --> 00:39:24,120 - Uh, that'll be Rebel Rouser. 960 00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:27,641 Don't let the good looks fool you, homie. 961 00:39:27,675 --> 00:39:28,745 - Next! 962 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,919 [Rebel laughs] Come on, girl. 963 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:30,885 - That's... 964 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,826 - Woo-hoo, man, what's up, dog? 965 00:39:40,861 --> 00:39:43,311 Oh, you got your new lifeguard uniform on, hmm? 966 00:39:43,346 --> 00:39:45,037 Lookin' spiffy there, man. 967 00:39:45,072 --> 00:39:46,729 - Apparently, it ain't that spiffy. 968 00:39:46,763 --> 00:39:50,008 I mean, hell, females still ignore me. 969 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:52,459 Man, I thought once I became a lifeguard 970 00:39:52,493 --> 00:39:53,494 that females would like me. 971 00:39:53,529 --> 00:39:54,322 I'd become cool. 972 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:56,394 I'd be the man. 973 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,844 - Look, man, I'm a reformed player. 974 00:39:58,879 --> 00:40:00,259 I could tell you one of the golden rules 975 00:40:00,294 --> 00:40:02,123 about being a player, baby. 976 00:40:02,158 --> 00:40:04,885 A man always want to put his hand inside a woman pants, 977 00:40:04,919 --> 00:40:08,302 but a woman always want to put her hand inside a man pocket. 978 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,131 Do you see what I'm sayin'? 979 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,512 - I don't get it. 980 00:40:11,547 --> 00:40:13,963 - Man, act like you got cash, 981 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,896 and you more liable to get the ass. 982 00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:17,760 - I don't have any cash. 983 00:40:17,794 --> 00:40:21,280 - Fake it till you make it, player! 984 00:40:21,315 --> 00:40:25,008 Man, never mind, oh, would you look at that. 985 00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:25,871 A'ight. 986 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,602 - What you, what you doin'? 987 00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:34,570 - It's called minding my own business. 988 00:40:34,604 --> 00:40:36,537 You should try it sometime. 989 00:40:36,572 --> 00:40:38,332 - Look, Tomasina. 990 00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:39,644 - Tommy. 991 00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:41,404 - Okay, Tommy, I ain't been nothin' but cool 992 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,510 with you ever since I met you yesterday. 993 00:40:43,544 --> 00:40:46,167 But you keep being all saditty and stank. 994 00:40:46,202 --> 00:40:47,479 That's it. 995 00:40:47,514 --> 00:40:48,756 I ain't being cool with you no more. 996 00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:51,345 My friendship, either you're in or you're out, 997 00:40:51,379 --> 00:40:53,209 right here, right now. 998 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,037 - I'm out. 999 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,903 - So, well, do you want to, 1000 00:40:57,938 --> 00:41:00,147 yeah, you want to take, like, maybe take a little time, 1001 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:02,080 maybe think about it or something? 1002 00:41:02,114 --> 00:41:04,082 That's a, you know, I'm rushin' you, you know. 1003 00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:06,118 You're in or you're out. 1004 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,708 - Here we go! 1005 00:41:09,743 --> 00:41:13,263 The winning team gets to split up $1,000! 1006 00:41:13,298 --> 00:41:14,989 [crowd cheers] 1007 00:41:15,024 --> 00:41:16,197 Ladies, ready, 1008 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,303 set, 1009 00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:20,719 go! 1010 00:41:20,754 --> 00:41:21,996 [crowd cheers] 1011 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:25,724 - [Crowd] Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! 1012 00:41:26,622 --> 00:41:27,450 - Pull! 1013 00:41:28,451 --> 00:41:29,832 Come on! 1014 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:32,455 [crowd cheers] 1015 00:41:50,473 --> 00:41:54,235 - [Crowd] Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! 1016 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:58,412 Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! 1017 00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:04,383 Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! 1018 00:42:04,418 --> 00:42:08,526 Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! 1019 00:42:09,837 --> 00:42:13,392 [Miranda screams] 1020 00:42:13,427 --> 00:42:16,154 [crowd applauds] 1021 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,354 - Hey, what's up? 1022 00:42:44,389 --> 00:42:45,563 How you doing? 1023 00:42:46,529 --> 00:42:48,566 I drive a Benz. 1024 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,533 - Hi, my name is Kelly. 1025 00:42:51,810 --> 00:42:53,432 [bell dings] 1026 00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:54,882 - You see the thing is, it's like, 1027 00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,851 I'm cool with most of the people in the industry already, 1028 00:42:57,885 --> 00:42:59,231 so it's just like a matter of time 1029 00:42:59,266 --> 00:43:00,992 before, you know, I get a record deal 1030 00:43:01,026 --> 00:43:02,441 and just blow up your way. 1031 00:43:02,476 --> 00:43:04,927 You know, it's like Master P, Russell Simmons. 1032 00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:06,100 They was all, like, the homies. 1033 00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:07,308 You know what I'm saying? 1034 00:43:07,343 --> 00:43:10,035 Me and E-40, we like brothers, shit. 1035 00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:12,382 - Hmm, you'll have to introduce me. 1036 00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,452 - To 40? 1037 00:43:13,487 --> 00:43:16,041 It's nothin', consider it done. 1038 00:43:16,076 --> 00:43:17,249 That's my boy. 1039 00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:22,634 Yo! 1040 00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:25,637 This is how I can make some cash 1041 00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:28,847 to enter into the Boogie Beach Bash mixed CD contest. 1042 00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:30,124 And I'd have some money left over 1043 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:31,885 to go up into the studio. 1044 00:43:31,919 --> 00:43:33,093 - How? 1045 00:43:33,127 --> 00:43:35,060 - By catching this Beach Bandit. 1046 00:43:35,095 --> 00:43:36,890 - You're not gonna catch the Beach Bandit. 1047 00:43:36,924 --> 00:43:37,960 - Why not? 1048 00:43:37,994 --> 00:43:39,133 - 'Cause I am. 1049 00:43:40,169 --> 00:43:42,102 - What you, what you... 1050 00:43:45,036 --> 00:43:46,416 [Tommy grunts] 1051 00:43:46,451 --> 00:43:47,383 All right. 1052 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:48,591 Be like that then. 1053 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,557 We'll see who catch the Beach Bandit 1054 00:43:49,592 --> 00:43:51,042 and come up on some money. 1055 00:43:51,076 --> 00:43:53,285 May the sexiest person win. 1056 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,528 And that's gonna be me, 1057 00:43:54,562 --> 00:43:57,738 'cause I got sex, sex appeal, the sexiest. 1058 00:44:00,983 --> 00:44:03,330 - Hey, Tommy, you ready for some lunch? 1059 00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:04,642 - Yes, let's go. 1060 00:44:06,195 --> 00:44:07,610 - What you doing? 1061 00:44:19,346 --> 00:44:20,934 - Hey, yo, homes! 1062 00:44:20,968 --> 00:44:23,315 You didn't get the babe, because you're not flashy enough. 1063 00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:25,490 What you need to do is get some ice, ese. 1064 00:44:25,524 --> 00:44:27,181 You need to get the blingy bling, homes! 1065 00:44:27,216 --> 00:44:28,424 - I'm cool. 1066 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:29,356 - Okay. 1067 00:44:29,390 --> 00:44:30,391 Hey, yo! 1068 00:44:30,426 --> 00:44:32,117 Blingy bling! 1069 00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:32,980 Blingy! 1070 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,990 - You all right? 1071 00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:43,853 - Yeah. 1072 00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:47,339 I think I stepped on a seashell. 1073 00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:48,582 - Yeah? - There's no blood, 1074 00:44:48,616 --> 00:44:50,101 only a bruise. 1075 00:44:50,135 --> 00:44:52,344 - Let me take a look at it. 1076 00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:58,765 Beautiful. 1077 00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:00,594 - The bruise? 1078 00:45:00,628 --> 00:45:01,733 - [Raymond] The feet 1079 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:02,561 [Miranda laughs] 1080 00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:04,115 and your leg 1081 00:45:04,149 --> 00:45:05,737 and your arm. 1082 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:06,600 - Gracias. 1083 00:45:07,463 --> 00:45:08,464 I'm Miranda. 1084 00:45:09,396 --> 00:45:10,224 - Raymond. 1085 00:45:12,192 --> 00:45:13,400 - Nice to meet you. 1086 00:45:13,434 --> 00:45:15,989 [upbeat music] 1087 00:45:18,888 --> 00:45:20,614 - [Bird] There it is. 1088 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:23,513 - This is your car? 1089 00:45:23,548 --> 00:45:26,793 - Yup, this is all me, the Yellow Canary. 1090 00:45:26,827 --> 00:45:28,726 - I thought you said you had a Benz. 1091 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,588 - Huh? 1092 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,556 I, I do 1093 00:45:32,868 --> 00:45:36,492 and a Porsche, a Range Rover and a Bentley. 1094 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:40,496 - Ooh, take me for a ride, papi, please, please? 1095 00:45:42,049 --> 00:45:43,085 - Yeah, we can do that. 1096 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:43,913 - Hey! 1097 00:45:45,087 --> 00:45:48,746 Can you two kissin' fish raise up off my car? 1098 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,748 This is expensive paint. 1099 00:45:55,269 --> 00:45:57,720 [quirky music] 1100 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,412 [tires screech] 1101 00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,243 - Um, see, uh, 1102 00:46:05,176 --> 00:46:06,764 that was my baby cousin. 1103 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:08,558 You know, I just let him use the whip sometimes 1104 00:46:08,593 --> 00:46:09,974 - No, no need to explain. 1105 00:46:10,008 --> 00:46:11,423 I understand. 1106 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:14,323 I mean, I know how family can get. 1107 00:46:14,357 --> 00:46:16,325 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 1108 00:46:16,359 --> 00:46:18,983 Why don't we go somewhere a little more private, 1109 00:46:19,017 --> 00:46:21,261 so we can get our freak on? 1110 00:46:22,987 --> 00:46:24,298 - Let's do that. 1111 00:46:25,437 --> 00:46:27,370 Come on, let's do that. 1112 00:46:30,649 --> 00:46:32,375 - [Raymond] How's that? 1113 00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:34,653 - It feels so good. 1114 00:46:34,688 --> 00:46:38,036 But it looks like my girls are ready to go. 1115 00:46:38,071 --> 00:46:39,348 It was nice meeting you. 1116 00:46:39,382 --> 00:46:40,556 - How you gonna just walk out 1117 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:41,902 of my life like that, that quick? 1118 00:46:41,937 --> 00:46:43,662 - Maybe we should exchange numbers? 1119 00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:46,251 - Definitely, we have to exchange numbers. 1120 00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:48,875 [upbeat music] 1121 00:47:12,036 --> 00:47:13,520 - Call me. 1122 00:47:13,554 --> 00:47:16,109 [upbeat music] 1123 00:47:18,249 --> 00:47:19,629 - Look at you, 1124 00:47:19,664 --> 00:47:21,459 still gettin' more ass than a pimp 1125 00:47:21,493 --> 00:47:24,082 with hydraulics on his Cadillac. 1126 00:47:25,497 --> 00:47:27,534 Ooh, she do got hella three-wheel motion goin' on 1127 00:47:27,568 --> 00:47:29,191 with all that booty, yo! - She do, don't she? 1128 00:47:29,225 --> 00:47:30,468 [both laugh] 1129 00:47:30,502 --> 00:47:33,022 Hey, it's not even like that, man. 1130 00:47:33,057 --> 00:47:35,266 She was hurt, and I was just helping her. 1131 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,406 - So y'all didn't exchange numbers? 1132 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,926 - I mean, just to be polite. 1133 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,240 Listen, man, I'm with, my heart is, is with... 1134 00:47:44,275 --> 00:47:45,724 - London. 1135 00:47:45,759 --> 00:47:47,657 - My heart belongs to London, man, you understand? 1136 00:47:47,692 --> 00:47:51,385 I won't even pick up a phone to call Miranda. 1137 00:47:52,524 --> 00:47:53,732 - I'm glad you feel that way, man, 1138 00:47:53,767 --> 00:47:55,079 'cause her number just got washed away. 1139 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:55,907 - No! 1140 00:47:56,943 --> 00:47:59,083 I know the first one was 760. 1141 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:00,601 What's, come here, help me, man. 1142 00:48:00,636 --> 00:48:01,533 What is that? 1143 00:48:01,568 --> 00:48:02,707 Is that a three or an eight? 1144 00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,571 - Man, you are pathetic, man. 1145 00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:06,159 Look, I came over here to tell you we need 1146 00:48:06,193 --> 00:48:09,645 to come up with some dough to register our mixed CD. 1147 00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:10,784 I'm out, dude. 1148 00:48:10,818 --> 00:48:12,268 You pathetic. 1149 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:13,304 You need to go back into that Tricks Anonymous program. 1150 00:48:13,338 --> 00:48:15,271 You got problems, man. 1151 00:48:15,306 --> 00:48:17,066 You got problems! 1152 00:48:17,101 --> 00:48:17,895 You a ho! 1153 00:48:19,206 --> 00:48:21,795 [quirky music] 1154 00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:25,626 - What's up, Cali? 1155 00:48:25,661 --> 00:48:27,318 All right, we need two more players 1156 00:48:27,352 --> 00:48:29,251 for the pie-eating contest. 1157 00:48:29,285 --> 00:48:31,909 The winner's gonna receive $300. 1158 00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:36,983 [crowd cheers] 1159 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:39,088 All right, looks like we need one more player 1160 00:48:39,123 --> 00:48:40,987 for the pie-eating contest. 1161 00:48:41,021 --> 00:48:44,128 [crowd applauds] 1162 00:48:44,162 --> 00:48:45,094 All right, looks like we're gonna have 1163 00:48:45,129 --> 00:48:47,200 to work with what we got. 1164 00:48:52,515 --> 00:48:53,344 Ready, 1165 00:48:55,139 --> 00:48:56,623 set, 1166 00:48:56,657 --> 00:48:57,900 go! 1167 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,592 [playful music] 1168 00:49:01,904 --> 00:49:03,423 Let's go, let's go! 1169 00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:06,495 All right, come on, work it, work it! 1170 00:49:11,776 --> 00:49:13,709 Come on, you can do it! 1171 00:49:19,301 --> 00:49:21,234 [Donzelli growls] 1172 00:49:21,268 --> 00:49:23,063 We have no winner yet. 1173 00:49:24,547 --> 00:49:27,999 All right, looks like we got a winner, oh! 1174 00:49:29,932 --> 00:49:31,071 Winner of the pie-eating contest! 1175 00:49:31,106 --> 00:49:33,073 [crowd cheers] 1176 00:49:33,108 --> 00:49:35,834 [crowd applauds] 1177 00:49:40,874 --> 00:49:42,013 - You know, when you purchased them handcuffs 1178 00:49:42,048 --> 00:49:43,911 at that vendor booth, 1179 00:49:43,946 --> 00:49:47,053 I knew right then you like to do it real nasty. 1180 00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:49,296 - That's the only way I like to do it. 1181 00:49:49,331 --> 00:49:50,435 [Bird moans] 1182 00:49:50,470 --> 00:49:52,092 Take off your shorts. 1183 00:49:52,127 --> 00:49:53,197 - Right here? 1184 00:49:55,613 --> 00:49:57,270 Look, man, I don't think this is a good idea. 1185 00:49:57,304 --> 00:49:58,512 You know what I'm saying? 1186 00:49:58,547 --> 00:49:59,789 I mean, this is my first day on duty, you know, 1187 00:49:59,824 --> 00:50:02,378 and I can get in big trouble if I get caught. 1188 00:50:02,413 --> 00:50:04,691 - If you get caught. 1189 00:50:04,725 --> 00:50:06,279 No risk, no reward. 1190 00:50:10,248 --> 00:50:11,629 - All right, all right, 1191 00:50:11,663 --> 00:50:13,424 all right, you got me, you got me. 1192 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,701 All right, I'll take 'em off. 1193 00:50:14,735 --> 00:50:15,322 All right, step back, step back, step back. 1194 00:50:15,357 --> 00:50:16,082 I got this. 1195 00:50:23,882 --> 00:50:24,711 These too? 1196 00:50:26,989 --> 00:50:28,473 - Close your eyes. 1197 00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:35,170 - That's right. 1198 00:50:35,204 --> 00:50:36,240 [quirky music] 1199 00:50:36,274 --> 00:50:38,242 You know, I got to admit. 1200 00:50:38,276 --> 00:50:41,452 This is my first time ever having sex, 1201 00:50:41,486 --> 00:50:45,145 and my first time ever gettin' a mic check. 1202 00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:47,768 But I'm ready whenever you are. 1203 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:51,255 [quirky music] 1204 00:50:55,121 --> 00:50:55,949 Kelly! 1205 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:58,158 Kelly! 1206 00:51:00,264 --> 00:51:01,161 - Aw, damn! 1207 00:51:02,438 --> 00:51:03,612 - Hey, bro, bro, 1208 00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:05,545 man, come on, listen, man, listen. 1209 00:51:05,579 --> 00:51:07,133 There's a vendor about a quarter-mile up the beach 1210 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,927 that sells a pair of handcuffs. 1211 00:51:08,962 --> 00:51:10,377 Go there and purchase a pair, 1212 00:51:10,412 --> 00:51:11,620 and they're gonna give you a key. 1213 00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:14,174 Come back and see me with the key. 1214 00:51:14,209 --> 00:51:16,314 And please, whatever you do, 1215 00:51:16,349 --> 00:51:18,420 don't tell nobody. 1216 00:51:18,454 --> 00:51:20,111 - All right, all right, 1217 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:21,285 I ain't gonna say nothing. 1218 00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:22,217 - I appreciate that, man. 1219 00:51:22,251 --> 00:51:24,460 Please, hurry up, man, please. 1220 00:51:24,495 --> 00:51:28,602 - Yo, there's a dude back here bucket-naked! 1221 00:51:28,637 --> 00:51:30,777 - Oh, oh, hell no! 1222 00:51:30,811 --> 00:51:33,987 Oh, oh! [sirens whine] 1223 00:51:34,850 --> 00:51:35,920 [Bird sobs] 1224 00:51:35,954 --> 00:51:38,060 - What in the hell? 1225 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,544 What's going on with you, huh? 1226 00:51:39,579 --> 00:51:40,821 [Bird sobs] 1227 00:51:40,856 --> 00:51:42,823 Uh-huh, you're butt-naked, huh? 1228 00:51:42,858 --> 00:51:44,377 - [Officer] What you holding there, huh? 1229 00:51:44,411 --> 00:51:46,206 I'm just gonna push you back here. 1230 00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,380 - [Bird] This ain't right. 1231 00:51:47,414 --> 00:51:49,106 - Uh-huh. - This is insane. 1232 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,522 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1233 00:51:51,556 --> 00:51:53,386 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1234 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:54,973 - Yee-hah, woo hoo! 1235 00:51:56,423 --> 00:51:58,322 This shirt is workin' for me, man. 1236 00:51:58,356 --> 00:52:03,050 Tonight, you can officially declare me a ho magnet, man. 1237 00:52:03,085 --> 00:52:04,845 Beach bunnies beware! 1238 00:52:06,053 --> 00:52:07,331 - The magnet is here? 1239 00:52:07,365 --> 00:52:08,159 - That's right. 1240 00:52:08,194 --> 00:52:10,610 [both laugh] 1241 00:52:13,509 --> 00:52:14,545 Aw, hell naw! 1242 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:17,341 I know you're not sittin' there waitin' 1243 00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:19,757 for that Miranda girl to call. 1244 00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:22,000 - Man, I just want to make sure her foot is all right, okay? 1245 00:52:22,035 --> 00:52:24,796 - She probably up there at the Hoedown by the Beach. 1246 00:52:24,831 --> 00:52:26,073 - I doubt it, man. 1247 00:52:26,108 --> 00:52:27,523 Her foot had a pretty bad swell to it, man. 1248 00:52:27,558 --> 00:52:29,870 She probably got it kicked up with ice on it. 1249 00:52:29,905 --> 00:52:31,631 [phone beeps] - All right, man. 1250 00:52:31,665 --> 00:52:32,839 Suit yourself. 1251 00:52:34,012 --> 00:52:35,600 You know you got a foot fetish, right? 1252 00:52:35,635 --> 00:52:36,567 - Man! 1253 00:52:36,601 --> 00:52:37,499 - You need to seek some help, 1254 00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:38,845 some counseling or some shit. 1255 00:52:38,879 --> 00:52:40,364 I ain't never known a nigga that feel on 1256 00:52:40,398 --> 00:52:42,607 and rub on so many different feets. 1257 00:52:42,642 --> 00:52:43,815 You probably got foot fungus all up 1258 00:52:43,850 --> 00:52:47,716 under your fingernails [shudders]. 1259 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:51,306 - No damn foot fetish under my fingernails. 1260 00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:55,033 [playful music] 1261 00:53:03,421 --> 00:53:04,733 - The fuck is... 1262 00:53:10,256 --> 00:53:12,016 What is you doing? 1263 00:53:12,050 --> 00:53:14,052 - Trying to kill myself. 1264 00:53:14,087 --> 00:53:15,364 - Man, and so you suicidal, 1265 00:53:15,399 --> 00:53:16,607 you probably not in the mood to go 1266 00:53:16,641 --> 00:53:19,196 to the Hoedown by the Beach, huh? 1267 00:53:20,162 --> 00:53:22,164 Didn't think so. 1268 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,855 All right, carry on. 1269 00:53:25,098 --> 00:53:27,928 [Donzelli grunts] 1270 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,103 ♪ No matter if you from the North ♪ 1271 00:53:30,137 --> 00:53:31,449 ♪ Or if you from the South ♪ 1272 00:53:31,484 --> 00:53:32,519 ♪ If you roll up in this club ♪ 1273 00:53:32,554 --> 00:53:33,969 ♪ We gonna party now ♪ 1274 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,039 ♪ Dude, the world keeps trippin' ♪ 1275 00:53:35,073 --> 00:53:36,385 ♪ We gonna cut it down ♪ 1276 00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,559 ♪ Yet we ain't about to leave ♪ 1277 00:53:37,593 --> 00:53:38,905 ♪ Until they shut it down ♪ 1278 00:53:38,939 --> 00:53:40,044 ♪ No matter if you from the North ♪ 1279 00:53:40,078 --> 00:53:41,390 ♪ Or if you from the South ♪ 1280 00:53:41,425 --> 00:53:42,495 ♪ If you roll up in this club ♪ 1281 00:53:42,529 --> 00:53:43,875 ♪ We gonna party now ♪ 1282 00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:45,083 ♪ If the world keeps trippin' ♪ 1283 00:53:45,118 --> 00:53:46,430 ♪ We gonna cut it down ♪ 1284 00:53:46,464 --> 00:53:47,638 ♪ Yet we ain't about to leave ♪ 1285 00:53:47,672 --> 00:53:50,054 - Woo, heavens to Murgatroyd! 1286 00:53:51,297 --> 00:53:53,264 Look like you got two basketballs 1287 00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:54,610 in the back of yo' pants, 1288 00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:58,821 each cheek, pow, pow, Spalding, just chillin'! 1289 00:53:58,856 --> 00:54:00,409 Hoo, I swear on it. 1290 00:54:02,135 --> 00:54:04,448 - You gots to step on back, black. 1291 00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:06,967 Tommy here is with me tonight. 1292 00:54:07,002 --> 00:54:07,830 - Hey! 1293 00:54:08,935 --> 00:54:09,901 ♪ And I ain't get that ♪ 1294 00:54:09,936 --> 00:54:11,109 ♪ Kinda just want to get that ♪ 1295 00:54:11,144 --> 00:54:12,697 [Donzelli grunts] 1296 00:54:12,732 --> 00:54:14,837 - All that touchin' me, though. 1297 00:54:14,872 --> 00:54:17,184 All that touchin' me, though! 1298 00:54:17,219 --> 00:54:20,429 - Man, maybe her foot wasn't that swelled up. 1299 00:54:20,464 --> 00:54:23,294 and she did go to the Hoedown by the Beach. 1300 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:26,642 Think I should go down there, dog? 1301 00:54:26,677 --> 00:54:29,404 Or should I just chill and wait for her to call me? 1302 00:54:29,438 --> 00:54:30,267 - Here, 1303 00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:33,753 have a sip of my drink. 1304 00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:38,723 It'll make you feel better. 1305 00:54:38,758 --> 00:54:41,278 [Bird laughs] 1306 00:54:42,762 --> 00:54:44,039 It'll wash away 1307 00:54:44,902 --> 00:54:46,386 all your troubles. 1308 00:54:50,356 --> 00:54:51,667 - I'm cool, dog. 1309 00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:54,670 I'm not messin' with you. 1310 00:54:55,982 --> 00:54:58,640 - You don't know what you missing. 1311 00:54:58,674 --> 00:55:01,159 [phone rings] 1312 00:55:04,473 --> 00:55:06,441 - I knew I was the pimp. 1313 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,409 Hello. 1314 00:55:09,444 --> 00:55:12,067 - Hey, baby, I miss you. 1315 00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:13,482 - Oh, hi, London. 1316 00:55:14,656 --> 00:55:16,727 - Well, don't act so excited to hear from me. 1317 00:55:16,761 --> 00:55:18,729 What, you got some bitch over there? 1318 00:55:18,763 --> 00:55:20,558 - I'ma get another 80. 1319 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:25,460 - [Raymond] I think you had enough to drink, dog. 1320 00:55:25,494 --> 00:55:27,703 - [Bird] I'm just fine. 1321 00:55:27,738 --> 00:55:28,566 Thank you. 1322 00:55:29,567 --> 00:55:31,466 [Bird thuds] 1323 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,605 - I hear a voice. 1324 00:55:32,639 --> 00:55:34,054 Who the hell is that tramp? 1325 00:55:34,089 --> 00:55:35,124 - No, baby, that's not another tramp. 1326 00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:36,643 That's Bird, okay. 1327 00:55:36,678 --> 00:55:38,611 Just let me all you back in one minute, all right, London? 1328 00:55:38,645 --> 00:55:39,612 One minute, one minute. 1329 00:55:39,646 --> 00:55:41,786 - Uh-uh, seem like this... 1330 00:55:42,822 --> 00:55:43,616 Hello? 1331 00:55:45,411 --> 00:55:46,653 Hello? 1332 00:55:46,688 --> 00:55:48,483 - Yo, you a'ight, son? 1333 00:55:48,517 --> 00:55:49,346 Bird! 1334 00:55:50,174 --> 00:55:51,002 Bird! [phone rings] 1335 00:55:51,037 --> 00:55:53,660 Oh. [Bird thuds] 1336 00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,492 Hello. 1337 00:55:57,526 --> 00:55:59,908 [laughs] Miranda. 1338 00:55:59,942 --> 00:56:01,461 What's up, baby girl? 1339 00:56:01,496 --> 00:56:03,877 ♪ I know I'm in love, boy ♪ 1340 00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:06,259 ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 1341 00:56:06,293 --> 00:56:07,433 - Thank you. 1342 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:09,089 [Tommy laughs] 1343 00:56:09,124 --> 00:56:10,367 You're gettin' kind of close to me, you know that? 1344 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:11,540 - Just tryin' to get a little closer to you. 1345 00:56:11,575 --> 00:56:13,162 That's all. - Hey. 1346 00:56:13,197 --> 00:56:14,578 Put your hands back there. 1347 00:56:14,612 --> 00:56:16,580 Come on, come on. 1348 00:56:16,614 --> 00:56:17,581 ♪ Don't change ♪ 1349 00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:19,030 ♪ I like everything ♪ 1350 00:56:19,065 --> 00:56:19,859 - Thank you. 1351 00:56:19,893 --> 00:56:21,274 Hey, man, come on. 1352 00:56:21,308 --> 00:56:22,206 - What? 1353 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,138 - Don't touch me like that. 1354 00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:24,070 - [Marco] Why you trippin'? 1355 00:56:24,104 --> 00:56:26,486 - Marco, I don't like, stop it. 1356 00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:28,315 Stop! 1357 00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:30,801 - [Marco] Come here, I'm sorry. 1358 00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:35,461 - Marco, I'm serious, stop. 1359 00:56:35,495 --> 00:56:37,497 You are buggin'! - Eat yo' ass out. 1360 00:56:37,532 --> 00:56:39,913 Give me some more of that, T. 1361 00:56:41,950 --> 00:56:42,778 Come on. 1362 00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:45,471 [cup clatters] 1363 00:56:45,505 --> 00:56:46,679 - [Tommy] Ow! 1364 00:56:46,713 --> 00:56:48,335 Ouch! - Get your ass back there. 1365 00:56:48,370 --> 00:56:49,647 - The fuck? 1366 00:56:49,682 --> 00:56:50,648 - You are hurting my arm! 1367 00:56:50,683 --> 00:56:52,650 Let go of me, stop, Marco! 1368 00:56:52,685 --> 00:56:53,824 Let go of me, Marco. 1369 00:56:53,858 --> 00:56:55,204 - Shut your ass up! 1370 00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:56,136 - You heard the young lady. 1371 00:56:56,171 --> 00:56:57,103 Let her go! 1372 00:56:59,243 --> 00:57:00,382 - Hey, what you say to me? 1373 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,348 - You heard me. 1374 00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:04,179 That's why you let her go. 1375 00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,181 - Ow [grunts]! 1376 00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:07,354 - Now mind your goddamned business 1377 00:57:07,389 --> 00:57:08,839 before I bitch slap yo' punk ass 1378 00:57:08,873 --> 00:57:11,289 in front of all these people. 1379 00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:14,051 - Let her go. 1380 00:57:14,085 --> 00:57:15,259 - Or what? 1381 00:57:15,293 --> 00:57:16,329 - Or I'm gonna rip yo' ass off 1382 00:57:16,363 --> 00:57:17,882 and sew it on your face. 1383 00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:19,815 It's gonna hurt like hell when you take a shit, 1384 00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:23,094 but you'll still look the same. 1385 00:57:23,129 --> 00:57:23,957 - Ooh! 1386 00:57:25,131 --> 00:57:26,512 [Marco spits] 1387 00:57:26,546 --> 00:57:28,375 - Yeah, what? 1388 00:57:28,410 --> 00:57:31,171 [Donzelli squeals] [glass clatters] 1389 00:57:31,206 --> 00:57:32,863 [fist thuds] 1390 00:57:32,897 --> 00:57:34,071 - I told you about that shit. 1391 00:57:34,105 --> 00:57:35,037 Touchin' on me and all that shit! 1392 00:57:35,072 --> 00:57:36,867 [fist thuds] [Marco grunts] 1393 00:57:36,901 --> 00:57:40,526 [Donzelli and Marco scream] 1394 00:57:46,428 --> 00:57:47,602 - Boy! 1395 00:57:47,636 --> 00:57:49,845 I told you to mind your own business, punk! 1396 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,329 Get up out there! 1397 00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:53,884 You want some more, nigga? 1398 00:57:53,918 --> 00:57:54,712 You want some more? 1399 00:57:54,747 --> 00:57:55,886 Come on, nigga. 1400 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,335 - Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down! 1401 00:57:57,370 --> 00:57:59,752 Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down, The Rock. 1402 00:57:59,786 --> 00:58:01,339 Look, look, look, we ain't gonna have no violence 1403 00:58:01,374 --> 00:58:03,825 at the 2003 Boogie Beach Bash. 1404 00:58:03,859 --> 00:58:05,343 Now y'all brothers got beef? 1405 00:58:05,378 --> 00:58:07,932 We gonna settle it like they settled it at a true hoedown. 1406 00:58:07,967 --> 00:58:09,175 Take it to the bull. 1407 00:58:09,209 --> 00:58:10,038 Let's go. 1408 00:58:11,142 --> 00:58:13,282 Now instead of beating each other up 1409 00:58:13,317 --> 00:58:15,112 to see who's the biggest man, 1410 00:58:15,146 --> 00:58:16,976 we gonna determine who's the biggest man by seeing 1411 00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:20,151 who can ride that there mechanical bull the longest. 1412 00:58:20,186 --> 00:58:23,120 Now which one of y'all is man enough to go first? 1413 00:58:23,154 --> 00:58:23,983 - Huh? 1414 00:58:27,676 --> 00:58:29,851 - Yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll do it. 1415 00:58:29,885 --> 00:58:30,990 - All right, 1416 00:58:31,024 --> 00:58:31,749 what's your name, man? - Hey, hey. 1417 00:58:31,784 --> 00:58:32,992 - And where you from? 1418 00:58:33,026 --> 00:58:35,235 - Donzelli, I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. 1419 00:58:35,270 --> 00:58:36,513 - All right, y'all, give it up 1420 00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:37,444 for Donzelli from Phoenix, Arizona. 1421 00:58:37,479 --> 00:58:40,068 [crowd cheers] 1422 00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:43,623 All right, man, so hop on over there 1423 00:58:43,658 --> 00:58:45,280 and see how long you stay on that bull. 1424 00:58:45,314 --> 00:58:46,488 Oh, oh, oh, oh, 1425 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,973 and take this with you. 1426 00:58:49,008 --> 00:58:49,940 There you go. 1427 00:58:49,974 --> 00:58:52,943 - [All] Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1428 00:58:52,977 --> 00:58:54,496 - [Man] You can do it, Donzelli! 1429 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:58,638 - [All] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, 1430 00:59:00,088 --> 00:59:03,712 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, 1431 00:59:06,128 --> 00:59:10,270 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, 1432 00:59:12,169 --> 00:59:16,311 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, 1433 00:59:18,485 --> 00:59:22,075 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1434 00:59:27,115 --> 00:59:27,909 [Donzelli screams] 1435 00:59:27,943 --> 00:59:29,496 [glass clatters] 1436 00:59:29,531 --> 00:59:32,292 [crowd applauds] 1437 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,917 - [Woman] All right! 1438 00:59:37,056 --> 00:59:38,575 - 20 seconds. 1439 00:59:38,609 --> 00:59:42,268 Now let's see if the next man can beat that. 1440 00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:45,858 - Aw, hell no. 1441 00:59:47,066 --> 00:59:48,308 - [Host] Hey, man, where you going? 1442 00:59:48,343 --> 00:59:50,932 [solemn music] 1443 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,079 - Should've socked that fool in the mouth. 1444 01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:11,228 - Thanks for standing up for me, tonight. 1445 01:00:11,262 --> 01:00:12,539 You didn't have to do that. 1446 01:00:12,574 --> 01:00:13,713 - I wanted to. 1447 01:00:15,819 --> 01:00:17,579 - I misjudged you. 1448 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,167 I thought you were this insensitive guy 1449 01:00:19,201 --> 01:00:21,721 who just ran around sayin' slick shit, 1450 01:00:21,756 --> 01:00:23,550 and the only thing you cared about was gettin' 1451 01:00:23,585 --> 01:00:25,207 in somebody's panties. 1452 01:00:25,242 --> 01:00:28,107 - Other things are important to me. 1453 01:00:29,556 --> 01:00:31,179 None that I can think of right now, 1454 01:00:31,213 --> 01:00:32,490 but I'm sure there's some stuff out there 1455 01:00:32,525 --> 01:00:33,526 that's important to me. 1456 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,839 [both laugh] 1457 01:00:35,873 --> 01:00:37,461 - You are so silly. 1458 01:00:39,290 --> 01:00:40,637 That's been one of the things that's been hardest 1459 01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:43,156 for me to resist about you, 1460 01:00:43,191 --> 01:00:44,675 is your sense of humor. 1461 01:00:44,710 --> 01:00:47,298 [gentle music] 1462 01:00:53,788 --> 01:00:55,548 - [Donzelli] Oh shit. 1463 01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:57,654 - [Tommy] Got it? 1464 01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:58,931 - Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. 1465 01:00:58,965 --> 01:01:01,623 [Tommy coughs] 1466 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,832 - Like I was saying, 1467 01:01:03,867 --> 01:01:06,145 I mean, you're not one of those just out for booty guys 1468 01:01:06,179 --> 01:01:07,871 like I thought you were. 1469 01:01:07,905 --> 01:01:10,218 That turned out to be Marco. 1470 01:01:12,738 --> 01:01:15,085 I've been kind of short with you. 1471 01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:16,500 I bet you think I've been running around here, 1472 01:01:16,534 --> 01:01:19,745 the last couple of days, acting like a B-I-T-C-H. 1473 01:01:19,779 --> 01:01:21,539 - Yeah, yeah, you were, yeah. 1474 01:01:21,574 --> 01:01:22,748 Hey! 1475 01:01:22,782 --> 01:01:23,956 - You're not supposed to agree with me. 1476 01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:25,164 - Well, hey, I wasn't gonna say nothin'. 1477 01:01:25,198 --> 01:01:27,649 You the one who put it on the table. 1478 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:28,512 Shoot. 1479 01:01:30,928 --> 01:01:32,240 - Well, I'm gonna go up to my room 1480 01:01:32,274 --> 01:01:36,244 and lay down and try and figure some things out. 1481 01:01:37,383 --> 01:01:39,247 Can I get you anything before I go? 1482 01:01:39,281 --> 01:01:40,524 - A condom. 1483 01:01:40,558 --> 01:01:41,421 [Tommy tuts] 1484 01:01:41,456 --> 01:01:43,596 I'm just playin', girl. 1485 01:01:43,630 --> 01:01:45,736 You so fine, I'll hit it bareback. 1486 01:01:45,771 --> 01:01:47,669 - Oh God, good night. 1487 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,776 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, now. 1488 01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:52,881 You said you had some things to think about. 1489 01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,711 What were they? 1490 01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:57,817 - Well, Marco was supposed to be my partner 1491 01:01:57,852 --> 01:01:59,612 in catching the Beach Bandit. 1492 01:01:59,646 --> 01:02:02,684 And it don't really look like that's gonna work out. 1493 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,929 I was really looking forward to that reward money, too. 1494 01:02:05,963 --> 01:02:07,137 I need it to help pay 1495 01:02:07,171 --> 01:02:09,622 for college this coming fall at Pepperdine. 1496 01:02:09,656 --> 01:02:11,451 - I didn't know you was a brainiac. 1497 01:02:11,486 --> 01:02:12,936 You in college? 1498 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:15,973 - Mm-hmm, business major, going into my sophomore year. 1499 01:02:16,008 --> 01:02:18,251 - Well, I can use some extra Benjamins. 1500 01:02:18,286 --> 01:02:19,528 My offer still stands if you want 1501 01:02:19,563 --> 01:02:22,359 to partner up and catch this foolio. 1502 01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:23,809 - Okay. 1503 01:02:23,843 --> 01:02:24,671 - Cool. 1504 01:02:27,295 --> 01:02:29,400 - If the bandit comes down this way, 1505 01:02:29,435 --> 01:02:30,850 then you'll be prepared here. 1506 01:02:30,885 --> 01:02:32,472 And then, you know, if he comes down, 1507 01:02:32,507 --> 01:02:33,611 like, if you can just set him up 1508 01:02:33,646 --> 01:02:35,441 or get him down here. 1509 01:02:35,475 --> 01:02:37,754 And then again, the bird call is essential. 1510 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,445 Do you remember the bird call that we worked on? 1511 01:02:39,479 --> 01:02:40,273 Coo-coo! 1512 01:02:40,308 --> 01:02:41,792 Go to the store. 1513 01:02:41,827 --> 01:02:43,000 We need a really good wig and like a really good dress. 1514 01:02:43,035 --> 01:02:44,381 And then, yeah, okay, 1515 01:02:44,415 --> 01:02:46,003 so I'm gonna wear this whole bum costume. 1516 01:02:46,038 --> 01:02:47,280 It's a big competition. 1517 01:02:47,315 --> 01:02:48,247 We have to keep the mind focused, 1518 01:02:48,281 --> 01:02:49,766 like a soldier, like a soldier. 1519 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,871 We need to know exactly what's going on right here. 1520 01:02:51,906 --> 01:02:53,493 Listen, listen. - Coo-coo, coo-coo! 1521 01:02:53,528 --> 01:02:56,082 [gentle music] 1522 01:03:33,568 --> 01:03:35,915 ♪ Ooh, ooh, I say this ♪ 1523 01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:37,227 - Good morning! 1524 01:03:37,261 --> 01:03:38,469 How's my boo? 1525 01:03:38,504 --> 01:03:40,195 - I'm not your boo. 1526 01:03:40,230 --> 01:03:42,025 Call me Donzelli. 1527 01:03:42,059 --> 01:03:43,026 - Okay, boo. 1528 01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:46,650 [hand slaps] 1529 01:03:46,684 --> 01:03:49,411 [Sherry giggles] 1530 01:03:50,516 --> 01:03:51,966 - Listen, Sherry. 1531 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,210 I'm with yo' cousin Tommy now. 1532 01:03:55,245 --> 01:03:56,039 - I ain't trippin'. 1533 01:03:56,073 --> 01:03:57,661 I don't mind sharin'. 1534 01:03:57,695 --> 01:03:59,145 - Well, I do. 1535 01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:03,736 So you gonna have to chill with all the aggressive advances. 1536 01:04:03,770 --> 01:04:06,566 I look at you like a friend or a sister. 1537 01:04:06,601 --> 01:04:07,982 And if Tommy and I stay together, 1538 01:04:08,016 --> 01:04:10,398 then that would make us cousins-in-laws. 1539 01:04:10,432 --> 01:04:12,745 - [grunts] Oh so if you and me got together, 1540 01:04:12,779 --> 01:04:14,574 that'd be like committing incest. 1541 01:04:14,609 --> 01:04:15,610 Ooh, no, no. 1542 01:04:16,714 --> 01:04:17,957 - Friends? 1543 01:04:17,992 --> 01:04:19,200 - Shoot, boy, we family. 1544 01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:20,891 Come on and give me a hug. 1545 01:04:20,926 --> 01:04:23,583 [upbeat music] 1546 01:04:23,618 --> 01:04:27,760 [Sherry squealing] [Donzelli groaning] 1547 01:04:35,492 --> 01:04:38,081 [solemn music] 1548 01:04:45,157 --> 01:04:46,365 - Hey, baby. 1549 01:04:46,399 --> 01:04:47,849 I didn't know you was up already. 1550 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,368 - I bet you didn't. 1551 01:04:49,402 --> 01:04:50,645 - You know, we should probably get started 1552 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:52,371 if we gonna catch that Beach Bandit. 1553 01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:54,994 - Get dressed and meet me on the patio in 20 minutes. 1554 01:04:55,029 --> 01:04:57,445 ♪ Anything that can go wrong, it goes wrong ♪ 1555 01:04:57,479 --> 01:04:59,999 ♪ And all I can I do is maintain and hold on ♪ 1556 01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:02,243 ♪ Every day's been passing me by for so long, man ♪ 1557 01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:03,313 ♪ Man, I want to see some change ♪ 1558 01:05:03,347 --> 01:05:05,798 ♪ In this life before I'm gone ♪ 1559 01:05:05,832 --> 01:05:07,627 - We've been out here for like an hour. 1560 01:05:07,662 --> 01:05:11,493 Sun beatin' down on me like it's Ike and I'm Tina. 1561 01:05:11,528 --> 01:05:13,530 My balls so sweaty, they got more salt on them 1562 01:05:13,564 --> 01:05:16,809 than popcorn at Magic Johnson's theater. 1563 01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:18,638 - Stop being a baby, Donzelli. 1564 01:05:18,673 --> 01:05:20,537 It's just a little warm. 1565 01:05:20,571 --> 01:05:22,228 - It's more than warm. 1566 01:05:22,263 --> 01:05:26,129 It's hotter than four fat hos in a closet. 1567 01:05:26,163 --> 01:05:29,615 I don't think nothin' even going down today. 1568 01:05:29,649 --> 01:05:30,754 I'm fixin' to just get out of here. 1569 01:05:30,788 --> 01:05:32,618 I'm through with this. 1570 01:05:34,275 --> 01:05:35,069 [Tommy sighs] 1571 01:05:35,103 --> 01:05:37,761 [ominous music] 1572 01:05:42,593 --> 01:05:46,114 [tense instrumental music] 1573 01:06:02,579 --> 01:06:05,513 [Donzelli screams] 1574 01:06:14,936 --> 01:06:18,112 - Hey, girl, what, you a little Roy Jones Jr? 1575 01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,458 - I got brothers. 1576 01:06:19,492 --> 01:06:22,150 [bandit grunts] 1577 01:06:23,048 --> 01:06:24,394 - [Tommy And Donzelli] Pablo? 1578 01:06:24,428 --> 01:06:25,636 - Hey, man, where do you think 1579 01:06:25,671 --> 01:06:26,844 I get all this hot shit from, man? 1580 01:06:26,879 --> 01:06:28,087 I steal it. 1581 01:06:28,122 --> 01:06:31,539 Then 24 hours later, I sell it right back, man. 1582 01:06:31,573 --> 01:06:34,783 - Man, stop with that damn accent, man. 1583 01:06:35,819 --> 01:06:37,269 - All right, man, look, man. 1584 01:06:37,303 --> 01:06:38,477 A brother's just tryin' to come up, dog. 1585 01:06:38,511 --> 01:06:39,305 That's all, you know. 1586 01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:41,100 [siren whines] 1587 01:06:41,135 --> 01:06:44,759 - [Officer] All right, we got this. 1588 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,105 - Hey, hey, man. 1589 01:06:48,383 --> 01:06:49,764 [baton thuds] 1590 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:50,627 Hey, what? 1591 01:06:51,731 --> 01:06:52,870 - Get up, get up! - Hey, man, 1592 01:06:52,905 --> 01:06:53,526 don't hit me, man! - Get up! 1593 01:06:53,561 --> 01:06:54,803 - Don't hit me! 1594 01:06:54,838 --> 01:06:56,633 You always tryin' to hit a brother. 1595 01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:57,496 - Woo-hoo! 1596 01:06:59,705 --> 01:07:04,572 Can't wait to get up out this dress and hop in the shower. 1597 01:07:04,606 --> 01:07:06,125 What's the matter with her? 1598 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,058 [Miranda laughs] 1599 01:07:08,093 --> 01:07:09,163 - Take it easy [laughs]. 1600 01:07:09,197 --> 01:07:10,854 [hand slaps] 1601 01:07:10,888 --> 01:07:12,649 - What's up Raymond, Miranda? 1602 01:07:12,683 --> 01:07:13,581 - What up, Donzelli? 1603 01:07:13,615 --> 01:07:14,754 What's up with the dress? 1604 01:07:14,789 --> 01:07:15,997 - Long story, man. 1605 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,757 I'll tell you all about it later. 1606 01:07:17,792 --> 01:07:19,759 But you all, you all dirtier than the South, man. 1607 01:07:19,794 --> 01:07:20,967 Whatcha all been doin'? 1608 01:07:21,002 --> 01:07:22,659 - Making sandcastles, 1609 01:07:22,693 --> 01:07:23,694 playing in the mud. 1610 01:07:23,729 --> 01:07:25,075 [Miranda and Raymond laugh] 1611 01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:27,284 - I got sand everywhere, 1612 01:07:27,319 --> 01:07:28,975 in my ears, my toes. 1613 01:07:30,805 --> 01:07:34,015 I even feel sand in my pussy. 1614 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,328 - Yo, man, you all done had one too many cold ones 1615 01:07:36,362 --> 01:07:37,432 under the sun. 1616 01:07:37,467 --> 01:07:39,434 - We gonna go wash her pussita. 1617 01:07:39,469 --> 01:07:40,366 I'ma holler, dog. 1618 01:07:40,401 --> 01:07:42,058 - Hey, yo, you seen Bird? 1619 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:45,095 - Huh, oh, nah, but he got my cell phone. 1620 01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:47,615 You see him, tell him I need my shit. 1621 01:07:47,649 --> 01:07:50,652 - [Miranda] I saw birds and pigeons. 1622 01:07:50,687 --> 01:07:52,206 - You gonna see stars next. 1623 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,690 [Miranda laughs] 1624 01:07:53,724 --> 01:07:55,830 ♪ I got more pussies than the Moulin Rouge ♪ 1625 01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:58,246 ♪ Miss Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya couldn't fill my shoes ♪ 1626 01:07:58,281 --> 01:08:00,628 ♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to rock the mic right ♪ 1627 01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:03,217 ♪ And I got a platinum jet and about to take a flight ♪ 1628 01:08:03,251 --> 01:08:04,459 ♪ So check your local listings ♪ 1629 01:08:04,494 --> 01:08:05,564 ♪ Freezin' on the time of year ♪ 1630 01:08:05,598 --> 01:08:06,737 ♪ It's Donzelli, baby ♪ 1631 01:08:06,772 --> 01:08:09,602 ♪ So what you gonna do ♪ 1632 01:08:09,637 --> 01:08:11,984 ♪ What you gonna do ♪ 1633 01:08:12,018 --> 01:08:15,401 ♪ Donzelli, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1634 01:08:15,436 --> 01:08:18,024 ♪ Donzelli ♪ 1635 01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:19,819 - Yo, hold up, woman. 1636 01:08:19,854 --> 01:08:21,338 I was thinkin' we go celebrate, 1637 01:08:21,373 --> 01:08:23,237 maybe rent some jet skis or something. 1638 01:08:23,271 --> 01:08:26,102 [Donzelli whines] 1639 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:29,519 - I have things to do today. 1640 01:08:29,553 --> 01:08:30,830 - Oh, all right, well, that's cool. 1641 01:08:30,865 --> 01:08:32,832 Maybe we just hook up later or something. 1642 01:08:32,867 --> 01:08:34,765 - I don't want to see you anymore. 1643 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,008 Let's just forget about last night 1644 01:08:36,042 --> 01:08:38,597 and act like nothing ever happened, okay? 1645 01:08:38,631 --> 01:08:41,220 [solemn music] 1646 01:08:46,363 --> 01:08:48,952 [bright music] 1647 01:08:58,548 --> 01:09:00,170 [Miranda grunts] 1648 01:09:00,205 --> 01:09:02,931 - Aren't you getting in? 1649 01:09:02,966 --> 01:09:04,381 The water's nice. 1650 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,970 [Raymond laughs] 1651 01:09:07,004 --> 01:09:08,661 [Raymond sniffs] 1652 01:09:08,696 --> 01:09:11,906 - Yeah, but I'm not much of a bath guy. 1653 01:09:14,219 --> 01:09:17,256 So I'll probably take a shower later. 1654 01:09:20,466 --> 01:09:23,607 - Well, can you at least wash my back? 1655 01:09:24,988 --> 01:09:25,816 - Yeah. 1656 01:09:31,477 --> 01:09:33,479 - Can you wash it today? 1657 01:09:33,514 --> 01:09:34,342 - Yeah. 1658 01:09:35,516 --> 01:09:36,310 [Miranda laughs] 1659 01:09:36,344 --> 01:09:37,863 Sorry, it's just, 1660 01:09:37,897 --> 01:09:41,315 I'm just, like, mesmerized by your beauty. 1661 01:09:45,008 --> 01:09:47,735 [Raymond laughs] 1662 01:09:49,150 --> 01:09:51,566 ♪ Hey, girl ♪ 1663 01:09:51,601 --> 01:09:54,431 [doorbell chimes] 1664 01:09:55,605 --> 01:09:57,262 - I better get that. 1665 01:09:57,296 --> 01:09:58,332 - Hurry back. 1666 01:10:02,094 --> 01:10:05,131 - Damn, Bird, you got the worst timing. 1667 01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,305 [upbeat music] 1668 01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:07,203 - Surprise! 1669 01:10:09,101 --> 01:10:10,930 Ooh, this is fabulous! 1670 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,521 Oh my goodness, look at yo' living room. 1671 01:10:15,556 --> 01:10:16,798 I'm comin' in. 1672 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:18,144 - What are you doing here? 1673 01:10:18,179 --> 01:10:19,560 - Well, Bird's mother called me, 1674 01:10:19,594 --> 01:10:20,940 and I guess she spoke to him last night, 1675 01:10:20,975 --> 01:10:22,459 and he sounded upset. 1676 01:10:22,494 --> 01:10:25,255 So she had to work, and I missed my baby brother. 1677 01:10:25,290 --> 01:10:27,050 So I decided to come check on you guys. 1678 01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:27,982 - Oh, it's cool then. 1679 01:10:28,016 --> 01:10:29,052 Donzelli, Bird and me is fine. 1680 01:10:29,086 --> 01:10:30,122 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1681 01:10:30,156 --> 01:10:31,399 What, you know what? 1682 01:10:31,434 --> 01:10:32,573 I didn't want to make the drive all by myself, 1683 01:10:32,607 --> 01:10:35,058 so I brought you a surprise, too. 1684 01:10:35,092 --> 01:10:35,921 Surprise! 1685 01:10:36,887 --> 01:10:38,717 - Surprise, baby, hey! 1686 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:43,204 - Sis, what you doin' here? 1687 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:46,552 - Hey, baby, I came to check on you. 1688 01:10:46,587 --> 01:10:48,589 I am so proud of you. 1689 01:10:48,623 --> 01:10:50,487 Oh my goodness, I cannot believe you about to graduate 1690 01:10:50,522 --> 01:10:51,937 from a lifeguard school. 1691 01:10:51,971 --> 01:10:53,697 We gots to go celebrate. 1692 01:10:53,732 --> 01:10:54,905 Come show me the beach, boo. 1693 01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:56,113 You better go. 1694 01:10:56,148 --> 01:10:57,253 I'm gonna be, come on! - When I got here, 1695 01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:59,358 I planned on, but-- - Whatever. 1696 01:10:59,393 --> 01:11:00,877 - Wow, what was that for, baby. 1697 01:11:00,911 --> 01:11:03,638 - 'Cause it's just my way of telling you I missed you. 1698 01:11:03,673 --> 01:11:05,226 I missed you so much. 1699 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,434 - Oh well, I missed you, too, 1700 01:11:06,469 --> 01:11:08,988 but I only been gone for three days. 1701 01:11:09,023 --> 01:11:10,196 - I'm still with you, 'cause I believe 1702 01:11:10,231 --> 01:11:12,129 that your cheating days are over, baby. 1703 01:11:12,164 --> 01:11:13,476 - Raymond, 1704 01:11:13,510 --> 01:11:15,788 are you gonna watch my back or not? 1705 01:11:15,823 --> 01:11:17,583 My bathwater's getting cold. 1706 01:11:17,618 --> 01:11:20,034 - Who the fuck is her, huh? 1707 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:21,242 - What? 1708 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,795 - Oh, let me at her. - Miranda, run! 1709 01:11:22,830 --> 01:11:24,314 - Raymond, what the shit? 1710 01:11:24,349 --> 01:11:25,557 Oh no, when I fuck her up, 1711 01:11:25,591 --> 01:11:26,489 I'm gonna, let me at her, Raymond! 1712 01:11:26,523 --> 01:11:27,731 - Baby, she's just talking. 1713 01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:28,698 She's just talking. - Oh she's gonna know, 1714 01:11:28,732 --> 01:11:30,251 the homewreckin' hoochie! 1715 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,598 [Raymond grunts] 1716 01:11:32,633 --> 01:11:33,944 - [Raymond] It's not what it looks like, baby. 1717 01:11:33,979 --> 01:11:35,049 Baby, please! 1718 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:37,638 [solemn music] 1719 01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:59,487 - What's up, buddy? [Donzelli grunts] 1720 01:11:59,522 --> 01:12:02,283 - What's up? - Where you been, Bird? 1721 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:05,182 - In the city, in LA, checkin' it out 1722 01:12:05,217 --> 01:12:07,909 in this sad state of depression I'm in. 1723 01:12:07,944 --> 01:12:11,119 - Young, black and in college, man, 1724 01:12:11,154 --> 01:12:12,604 what you depressed for? 1725 01:12:12,638 --> 01:12:13,812 - Man, I got kicked out 1726 01:12:13,846 --> 01:12:15,469 of the lifeguard certificate program. 1727 01:12:15,503 --> 01:12:17,194 Man, the only reason why I even came out here was 1728 01:12:17,229 --> 01:12:19,196 to lose my virginity. 1729 01:12:19,231 --> 01:12:22,096 Hell, the ratio of women to men our here is five-to-one. 1730 01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:23,649 And I still can't score. 1731 01:12:23,684 --> 01:12:25,099 - You think you got the blues, Bird. 1732 01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:27,308 I got the blues, 'cause my live-in girlfriend 1733 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,517 of four years just left me, today. 1734 01:12:29,552 --> 01:12:30,449 And I know London. 1735 01:12:30,484 --> 01:12:31,830 I know she ain't comin' back. 1736 01:12:31,864 --> 01:12:33,072 I know she ain't. 1737 01:12:33,107 --> 01:12:34,902 - What happened? - London popped up, 1738 01:12:34,936 --> 01:12:36,835 because of you, man! 1739 01:12:36,869 --> 01:12:38,906 Man, you told your mama exactly where we was staying at. 1740 01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:40,701 London came and popped up on me, man, 1741 01:12:40,735 --> 01:12:42,150 caught me cheatin' with Miranda. 1742 01:12:42,185 --> 01:12:44,118 - Wait, hold, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa [laughs], 1743 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:45,430 I thought you said nothin' happened 1744 01:12:45,464 --> 01:12:47,121 between you and Miranda. 1745 01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:48,433 - Well, nothin' happened, 1746 01:12:48,467 --> 01:12:49,848 but it might as well have happened, man. 1747 01:12:49,882 --> 01:12:51,297 Man, I can't even blame London, man. 1748 01:12:51,332 --> 01:12:52,920 I mean, she caught me red-handed. 1749 01:12:52,954 --> 01:12:54,818 The evidence was thick. 1750 01:12:56,026 --> 01:12:57,303 - Man, it's better to have loved and lost 1751 01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:59,167 than never to have loved at all. 1752 01:12:59,202 --> 01:13:00,617 - And you know the thing about it, man, 1753 01:13:00,652 --> 01:13:03,206 the thing about it is if even if London didn't pop up 1754 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,588 at my door, I'd have probably did some dirt anyway. 1755 01:13:05,622 --> 01:13:07,900 - You still gonna hook up with Miranda? 1756 01:13:07,935 --> 01:13:09,350 - I wish, man. 1757 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,869 I lost her, too. 1758 01:13:10,903 --> 01:13:14,631 It's like I lost two birds tryin' to get one bone. 1759 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:17,185 - A bird in the hand always beats two in the bush. 1760 01:13:17,220 --> 01:13:20,188 - Man, what is you, a cliche whore? 1761 01:13:20,223 --> 01:13:21,914 Then stop that, boo, stop it. 1762 01:13:21,949 --> 01:13:23,951 - Matter of fact, you the only one that have 1763 01:13:23,985 --> 01:13:26,298 that bombay Boogie Bash weekend, Donzelli. 1764 01:13:26,332 --> 01:13:28,473 - Are you kiddin' me, man? 1765 01:13:28,507 --> 01:13:31,027 I met the girl of my dreams, man, 1766 01:13:31,061 --> 01:13:32,511 which before I came up here, 1767 01:13:32,546 --> 01:13:34,824 I didn't even think existed. 1768 01:13:34,858 --> 01:13:35,928 She hated me. 1769 01:13:35,963 --> 01:13:37,274 I got her to like me. 1770 01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:38,517 And now she hates me again. 1771 01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:39,518 - What she hate you again for? 1772 01:13:39,553 --> 01:13:40,485 - That's the thing, man. 1773 01:13:40,519 --> 01:13:41,727 I don't even know. 1774 01:13:41,762 --> 01:13:43,280 On top of that, my sister's here, 1775 01:13:43,315 --> 01:13:45,697 thinking I done graduated the lifeguard certificate program, 1776 01:13:45,731 --> 01:13:47,492 which I didn't even sign up for. 1777 01:13:47,526 --> 01:13:49,632 On top of that on top of that, I didn't even get 1778 01:13:49,666 --> 01:13:51,910 to enter my tape in the mixed CD contest, 1779 01:13:51,944 --> 01:13:53,463 'cause I ain't have enough money. 1780 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:55,638 - I thought you and Tommy caught the Beach Bandit, 1781 01:13:55,672 --> 01:13:56,708 and y'all got the reward, huh? 1782 01:13:56,742 --> 01:13:57,916 - We did, man. 1783 01:13:57,950 --> 01:13:59,607 And I went down there to register today, 1784 01:13:59,642 --> 01:14:01,816 and said it was too late, man. 1785 01:14:01,851 --> 01:14:04,336 They had already took in all the submissions, 1786 01:14:04,370 --> 01:14:05,682 listened to the tapes. 1787 01:14:05,717 --> 01:14:06,511 Nothing they can do. 1788 01:14:06,545 --> 01:14:07,443 That was that. 1789 01:14:07,477 --> 01:14:08,927 - The early bird gets the worm. 1790 01:14:08,961 --> 01:14:10,825 - Hey, you, say, say it again. 1791 01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:12,068 Say it again, one more time, 1792 01:14:12,102 --> 01:14:13,759 with one of them goddamned cliches, 1793 01:14:13,794 --> 01:14:15,140 I'm gonna slap the shit out of you, 1794 01:14:15,174 --> 01:14:16,521 and you know I'd do it. 1795 01:14:16,555 --> 01:14:18,661 - You know he'd do it. 1796 01:14:18,695 --> 01:14:21,698 So what are we gonna do now, man? 1797 01:14:21,733 --> 01:14:24,218 - We got a long, long, long bus ride ahead of us 1798 01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:26,116 in the morning. 1799 01:14:26,151 --> 01:14:29,119 What do you say we just go to this closing night shindig 1800 01:14:29,154 --> 01:14:31,639 and dance our badonkadonks off. 1801 01:14:31,674 --> 01:14:33,607 And I mean just party like a motherfucker! 1802 01:14:33,641 --> 01:14:35,574 - Party like it's 1999! 1803 01:14:35,609 --> 01:14:38,094 [hand slaps] 1804 01:14:38,128 --> 01:14:40,993 [Raymond and Bird laugh] 1805 01:14:41,028 --> 01:14:42,443 - Man, let's do this damn thing. 1806 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:43,479 - All right. 1807 01:14:44,652 --> 01:14:47,034 How 'bout Cali Beach Boogie Bash on three? 1808 01:14:47,068 --> 01:14:47,897 - Yeah. 1809 01:14:49,830 --> 01:14:51,728 - [All] One, two, three, 1810 01:14:51,763 --> 01:14:53,592 Cali Boogie Beach Bash! 1811 01:14:53,627 --> 01:14:54,524 - [Bird] That's right. 1812 01:14:54,559 --> 01:14:56,215 We gonna do the damn thing, man! 1813 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,873 ♪ We sippin' more than Bacardi ♪ 1814 01:14:58,908 --> 01:15:01,635 ♪ Clubbin' all night long ♪ 1815 01:15:01,669 --> 01:15:03,706 ♪ We clubbin' all night long ♪ 1816 01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:05,880 ♪ Rock the party ♪ 1817 01:15:05,915 --> 01:15:10,885 ♪ It's time to get it all started ♪ 1818 01:15:12,266 --> 01:15:14,371 ♪ Rock the party ♪ 1819 01:15:14,406 --> 01:15:16,995 ♪ We're sippin' more than Bacardi ♪ 1820 01:15:17,029 --> 01:15:19,756 ♪ Clubbin' all night long ♪ 1821 01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,793 ♪ We clubbin' all night long ♪ 1822 01:15:21,827 --> 01:15:22,621 ♪ Rock the party ♪ 1823 01:15:22,656 --> 01:15:24,312 - Hey, what's up, Sher? 1824 01:15:24,347 --> 01:15:25,348 - Hey, Bird. 1825 01:15:26,798 --> 01:15:27,868 - What's the matter with you? 1826 01:15:27,902 --> 01:15:30,318 Why you lookin' all sad? 1827 01:15:30,353 --> 01:15:31,561 - You know, I haven't had much luck 1828 01:15:31,596 --> 01:15:34,115 with romance this weekend. 1829 01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:36,842 I guess my fantasy's not to be. 1830 01:15:36,877 --> 01:15:38,948 - What was your fantasy? 1831 01:15:38,982 --> 01:15:41,951 - All I wanted was to have sex butt-naked 1832 01:15:41,985 --> 01:15:44,678 on the beach, in the sand, near the ocean. 1833 01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:45,575 - For real? 1834 01:15:46,990 --> 01:15:49,130 All I wanted to do was just to have sex, period. 1835 01:15:49,165 --> 01:15:51,512 That's why I drove out here. 1836 01:15:53,376 --> 01:15:55,343 - [Host] Okay, everybody, give it up 1837 01:15:55,378 --> 01:15:56,793 for contestant number one-- 1838 01:15:56,828 --> 01:15:57,725 - [Bird] Come on, come on now. 1839 01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,485 - [Host] Rebel Rouser! 1840 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,074 [crowd cheers] 1841 01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:05,664 - Go on, hit that, ready? 1842 01:16:06,907 --> 01:16:09,737 All right, now move your fist like this! 1843 01:16:09,772 --> 01:16:11,636 [crowd hoots] 1844 01:16:11,670 --> 01:16:15,087 ♪ Since you doin' this thing all crazy like this ♪ 1845 01:16:15,122 --> 01:16:18,263 ♪ I need to know these girls goin' through now ♪ 1846 01:16:18,297 --> 01:16:19,782 ♪ Ladies comin' through now ♪ 1847 01:16:19,816 --> 01:16:23,371 [singing in foreign language] 1848 01:16:23,406 --> 01:16:24,959 ♪ Get up ♪ 1849 01:16:24,994 --> 01:16:28,204 [singing in foreign language] 1850 01:16:28,238 --> 01:16:30,171 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ 1851 01:16:30,206 --> 01:16:33,830 [singing in foreign language] 1852 01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:35,314 ♪ Get up ♪ 1853 01:16:35,349 --> 01:16:38,628 [singing in foreign language] 1854 01:16:38,663 --> 01:16:40,768 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ 1855 01:16:40,803 --> 01:16:43,322 ♪ The girls flew in from Kotahena ♪ 1856 01:16:43,357 --> 01:16:45,877 ♪ At a quarter past one ♪ 1857 01:16:45,911 --> 01:16:48,465 ♪ So I took 'em to the Latin quarters ♪ 1858 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,192 ♪ And knew there we'd have some fun ♪ 1859 01:16:51,227 --> 01:16:53,712 ♪ So many sexy papis ♪ 1860 01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:56,508 ♪ Strollin' across the floor ♪ 1861 01:16:56,542 --> 01:16:58,855 ♪ Just another chance for us ♪ 1862 01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:01,409 ♪ To get what we came here for ♪ 1863 01:17:01,444 --> 01:17:04,792 [singing in foreign language] 1864 01:17:04,827 --> 01:17:06,380 ♪ Get up ♪ 1865 01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:09,797 [singing in foreign language] 1866 01:17:09,832 --> 01:17:11,696 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ 1867 01:17:11,730 --> 01:17:14,250 ♪ It's getting hot now ♪ 1868 01:17:14,284 --> 01:17:16,770 ♪ I can hardly breathe ♪ 1869 01:17:16,804 --> 01:17:19,117 ♪ So nobody want to leave the floor ♪ 1870 01:17:19,151 --> 01:17:21,706 - [laughs] London! 1871 01:17:21,740 --> 01:17:23,846 - Sorry to disappoint you, papi. 1872 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,019 - Oh no disappointment. 1873 01:17:25,054 --> 01:17:27,056 - Ah, ah, ah, where's your girl, huh? 1874 01:17:27,090 --> 01:17:28,609 - She's not here. 1875 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,508 Look, look, I'm sorry about what happened this afternoon. 1876 01:17:31,543 --> 01:17:32,509 - Huh, don't fib. 1877 01:17:32,544 --> 01:17:33,441 - Okay. 1878 01:17:33,476 --> 01:17:35,133 - [laughs] Call me Marion Jones, 1879 01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:36,997 'cause I opened up that window in the bedroom. 1880 01:17:37,031 --> 01:17:39,447 I jumped out and did a 200-yard dash. 1881 01:17:39,482 --> 01:17:41,726 Vroom, I was gone. 1882 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:43,175 - Damn, man, I am 1883 01:17:44,383 --> 01:17:46,420 sorry I didn't say I had a girlfriend, too. 1884 01:17:46,454 --> 01:17:47,835 - Oh we were just hanging out. 1885 01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:49,457 It's no big deal. 1886 01:17:49,492 --> 01:17:52,150 I mean, maybe I should've asked. 1887 01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:57,742 Hey, you ever come back to LA, look me up. 1888 01:17:58,881 --> 01:18:00,399 We'll hang out. 1889 01:18:00,434 --> 01:18:03,886 - I'm definitely comin' back to LA. 1890 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,164 - Mira, why we standing around here moping? 1891 01:18:06,198 --> 01:18:07,890 Let's take it to the dance floor. 1892 01:18:07,924 --> 01:18:09,167 If you're nice, 1893 01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:12,066 I might drop it like it's hot [laughs]. 1894 01:18:12,101 --> 01:18:14,482 - Oh Lord Jesus, help me now. 1895 01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:21,593 [crowd cheers] 1896 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:29,981 - All right, man. 1897 01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:32,293 All right, y'all, 1898 01:18:32,328 --> 01:18:33,709 that was contestant number one, Rebel Rouser, 1899 01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:34,882 make some noise! 1900 01:18:34,917 --> 01:18:37,471 [crowd cheers] 1901 01:18:38,852 --> 01:18:41,406 [solemn music] 1902 01:18:44,202 --> 01:18:46,791 - I got a man [laughs]. 1903 01:18:46,825 --> 01:18:48,137 This is Jermaine. 1904 01:18:48,171 --> 01:18:51,934 Jermaine, this is my baby bro, Don, Donzelli. 1905 01:18:51,968 --> 01:18:54,557 Look, you know, I met Jermaine a few hours ago, 1906 01:18:54,591 --> 01:18:57,249 and I know I have a history of not keepin' a man. 1907 01:18:57,284 --> 01:19:00,183 Well, honey, this one is a keeper. 1908 01:19:00,218 --> 01:19:02,220 - Slow down, sis, you just met the man. 1909 01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:04,153 You gonna scare him off. 1910 01:19:04,187 --> 01:19:05,741 - I ain't gonna scare him. 1911 01:19:05,775 --> 01:19:06,534 Will I scare you? 1912 01:19:06,569 --> 01:19:08,053 - Oh no, baby. 1913 01:19:08,088 --> 01:19:10,469 - Mwuah, tastes like chicken. 1914 01:19:11,643 --> 01:19:13,196 - You kids have fun tonight. 1915 01:19:13,231 --> 01:19:14,646 Take care of my sis, Jermaine. 1916 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,338 - Oh for sure, player. 1917 01:19:17,373 --> 01:19:20,928 - Oh, um, you know, when they called the new set 1918 01:19:20,963 --> 01:19:23,413 of lifeguards up on stage, 1919 01:19:23,448 --> 01:19:24,898 why didn't they call your name? 1920 01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,865 - Yeah, well, that's, you know, it like, 1921 01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:29,557 it's like, uh, see, that's the thing, 1922 01:19:29,592 --> 01:19:31,111 is when I showed up late. 1923 01:19:31,145 --> 01:19:33,078 And when you show up late, they don't call your name 1924 01:19:33,113 --> 01:19:36,150 or call you on stage or none of that. 1925 01:19:37,048 --> 01:19:37,876 - Late? 1926 01:19:39,257 --> 01:19:41,086 - All right, look, sis, 1927 01:19:41,121 --> 01:19:43,192 I didn't complete the program. 1928 01:19:43,226 --> 01:19:45,021 I didn't even sign up. 1929 01:19:45,056 --> 01:19:47,955 We just been out here, just partyin'. 1930 01:19:47,990 --> 01:19:49,405 [crowd cheers] 1931 01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:51,234 - All right, y'all, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 1932 01:19:51,269 --> 01:19:53,340 gonna stop the party for just a minute. 1933 01:19:53,374 --> 01:19:55,169 All right, all right, the promoters 1934 01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:57,482 of the Cali Boogie Beach Bash have asked me 1935 01:19:57,516 --> 01:19:58,966 to give out these reward checks 1936 01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:00,796 and a couple of medals of courage 1937 01:20:00,830 --> 01:20:03,281 for those responsible for catching the Beach Bandit 1938 01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:05,593 and for keepin' our beaches safe, 1939 01:20:05,628 --> 01:20:08,734 Tomasina Stevens and Donzelli Waters, y'all. 1940 01:20:08,769 --> 01:20:09,563 Make some noise! 1941 01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:10,771 [crowd cheers] 1942 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:11,876 - That's why they didn't call you up on stage 1943 01:20:11,910 --> 01:20:13,567 with everyone else. 1944 01:20:13,601 --> 01:20:15,017 My God, you're a hero. 1945 01:20:15,051 --> 01:20:18,227 That's like a lifeguard valedictorian. 1946 01:20:18,261 --> 01:20:20,160 Boy, you had me fooled. 1947 01:20:20,194 --> 01:20:21,126 Playin' with me. 1948 01:20:21,161 --> 01:20:22,748 You better quit playin' with me. 1949 01:20:22,783 --> 01:20:24,612 You go on with your bad self. 1950 01:20:24,647 --> 01:20:27,167 Yeah, that my baby brother! 1951 01:20:27,201 --> 01:20:29,100 - There you go. 1952 01:20:29,134 --> 01:20:30,239 There you go. 1953 01:20:30,273 --> 01:20:32,862 [crowd cheers] 1954 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:37,798 - Baby! 1955 01:20:39,179 --> 01:20:40,318 - Give it up for them, y'all! 1956 01:20:40,352 --> 01:20:42,354 [crowd cheers] 1957 01:20:42,389 --> 01:20:43,769 - Y'all see that? 1958 01:20:43,804 --> 01:20:44,909 He the man! 1959 01:20:44,943 --> 01:20:47,497 [crowd cheers] 1960 01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:50,569 - All right, back to the music, y'all. 1961 01:20:50,604 --> 01:20:53,193 [gentle music] 1962 01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,507 - Donzelli, Donzelli, wait. 1963 01:21:01,028 --> 01:21:02,443 - What's this? 1964 01:21:02,478 --> 01:21:04,135 - I'm sorry. 1965 01:21:04,169 --> 01:21:05,791 I blew it. 1966 01:21:05,826 --> 01:21:08,656 Once again, I misjudged you. 1967 01:21:08,691 --> 01:21:11,004 But I did something special. 1968 01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:15,146 - Oh no, no, no, no, no, look, Tomasina, 1969 01:21:15,180 --> 01:21:17,148 I mean, Tommy, you fine. 1970 01:21:18,632 --> 01:21:22,429 I mean, you really, really, like, you, you, you know, 1971 01:21:22,463 --> 01:21:25,432 you real [laughs] fine. 1972 01:21:25,466 --> 01:21:27,123 But you play too many games. 1973 01:21:27,158 --> 01:21:28,676 And you're selfish. 1974 01:21:28,711 --> 01:21:32,680 You don't ever do nothin' for anybody but yourself. 1975 01:21:32,715 --> 01:21:34,475 You can have your damn flower back. 1976 01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:36,615 I'm gonna keep it movin'. 1977 01:21:36,650 --> 01:21:40,654 - Noise for contestant number two, Donzelli, yeah! 1978 01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:41,862 [crowd cheers] 1979 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:44,244 - You better get to the stage. 1980 01:21:44,278 --> 01:21:47,419 You don't want to miss your big break. 1981 01:21:51,354 --> 01:21:56,187 ♪ Donzelli ♪ 1982 01:21:56,221 --> 01:21:59,259 ♪ Donzelli ♪ 1983 01:21:59,293 --> 01:22:01,571 ♪ The money, the cars ♪ 1984 01:22:01,606 --> 01:22:04,126 ♪ The houses, behind bars ♪ 1985 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,576 ♪ The platinum, the chains ♪ 1986 01:22:06,611 --> 01:22:09,234 ♪ The diamonds, the rings ♪ 1987 01:22:09,269 --> 01:22:10,787 ♪ Post it up, there ain't no fever, doctor ♪ 1988 01:22:10,822 --> 01:22:11,754 ♪ Shootin' the shit ♪ 1989 01:22:11,788 --> 01:22:13,376 ♪ All up in my Escalade parked ♪ 1990 01:22:13,411 --> 01:22:14,860 ♪ Workin' in the shade ♪ 1991 01:22:14,895 --> 01:22:16,448 ♪ I got everything, that's what they tell me ♪ 1992 01:22:16,483 --> 01:22:19,037 ♪ Shake yo' ass, pop your collar, do it, Donzelli ♪ 1993 01:22:19,072 --> 01:22:21,453 ♪ Uh, ma'am, uh, miss ♪ 1994 01:22:21,488 --> 01:22:24,146 ♪ Right now, just twerking like this ♪ 1995 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:26,562 ♪ Ballin' to the max, tryin' to relax ♪ 1996 01:22:26,596 --> 01:22:28,909 ♪ Jackin' my slacks, spittin' at all the rats ♪ 1997 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:31,325 ♪ All right, one just took the bait ♪ 1998 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:34,190 ♪ And now it's time for the Don to make his escape ♪ 1999 01:22:34,225 --> 01:22:36,744 ♪ Back to the Zelli Cave so I can have my way, man ♪ 2000 01:22:36,779 --> 01:22:37,953 ♪ You got some Courvoisier ♪ 2001 01:22:37,987 --> 01:22:40,472 ♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe ♪ 2002 01:22:40,507 --> 01:22:42,785 ♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe ♪ 2003 01:22:42,819 --> 01:22:45,581 ♪ All we drink is Rossi ♪ 2004 01:22:45,615 --> 01:22:48,342 ♪ Don't you know that ♪ 2005 01:22:48,377 --> 01:22:53,382 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2006 01:22:54,314 --> 01:22:58,870 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2007 01:23:00,044 --> 01:23:01,355 ♪ Oh, oh, if you got whip like mine ♪ 2008 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:02,632 ♪ With rims that shine and watch this shine ♪ 2009 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:04,531 ♪ So watch your eyes, it blinds ♪ 2010 01:23:04,565 --> 01:23:05,842 ♪ And some girls that fine ♪ 2011 01:23:05,877 --> 01:23:07,672 ♪ No nickels, all dimes ♪ 2012 01:23:07,706 --> 01:23:08,984 ♪ It's about that time ♪ 2013 01:23:09,018 --> 01:23:10,226 ♪ For me to make these girls mine ♪ 2014 01:23:10,261 --> 01:23:11,538 ♪ So skip the wine and dine ♪ 2015 01:23:11,572 --> 01:23:12,746 ♪ You tryin' to read my mind ♪ 2016 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,610 ♪ I'm tryin' to read that ass ♪ 2017 01:23:14,644 --> 01:23:16,784 ♪ And hit it so quick, so fast ♪ 2018 01:23:16,819 --> 01:23:17,751 ♪ Zelli be here one minute ♪ 2019 01:23:17,785 --> 01:23:19,063 ♪ Then he punch on the gas ♪ 2020 01:23:19,097 --> 01:23:21,582 ♪ I've got more pussies than the Moulin Rouge ♪ 2021 01:23:21,617 --> 01:23:24,033 ♪ Miss Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya couldn't fill my shoes ♪ 2022 01:23:24,068 --> 01:23:26,518 ♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to rock the mic right ♪ 2023 01:23:26,553 --> 01:23:29,038 ♪ And I got a platinum jet and about to take a flight ♪ 2024 01:23:29,073 --> 01:23:30,246 ♪ So check your local listing ♪ 2025 01:23:30,281 --> 01:23:31,592 ♪ Freezin' on the time of year ♪ 2026 01:23:31,627 --> 01:23:35,286 ♪ It's Donzelli, baby, so what you gonna do ♪ 2027 01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:38,082 ♪ What you gonna do, huh ♪ 2028 01:23:38,116 --> 01:23:43,087 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2029 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:48,816 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2030 01:23:49,955 --> 01:23:53,407 ♪ Oh, oh, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2031 01:23:53,442 --> 01:23:57,101 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2032 01:23:57,135 --> 01:24:02,037 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2033 01:24:02,071 --> 01:24:04,867 [crowd cheers] 2034 01:24:04,901 --> 01:24:06,075 - All right, y'all, 2035 01:24:06,110 --> 01:24:07,939 that was contestant number two, Donzelli! 2036 01:24:07,973 --> 01:24:09,182 Make some noise! 2037 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:11,287 [crowd cheers] 2038 01:24:11,322 --> 01:24:12,702 All right, all right, 2039 01:24:12,737 --> 01:24:15,774 if I can have both contestants back on stage, please. 2040 01:24:15,809 --> 01:24:17,121 Give it up for them, y'all. 2041 01:24:17,155 --> 01:24:19,744 [crowd cheers] 2042 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:21,918 All right. 2043 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,646 Now the moment you've all been waitin' for. 2044 01:24:25,681 --> 01:24:27,959 The winner of the mixed CD competition 2045 01:24:27,993 --> 01:24:31,618 and the grand prize, which includes $10,000 2046 01:24:31,652 --> 01:24:34,966 and a record contract on E-40's label is 2047 01:24:38,556 --> 01:24:41,214 aw, yeah, Rebel Rouser! 2048 01:24:41,248 --> 01:24:45,390 [Rebel screams] [crowd cheers] 2049 01:24:50,913 --> 01:24:54,503 - Oh, I would like to say thank you to everyone. 2050 01:24:54,537 --> 01:24:57,126 [solemn music] 2051 01:25:01,199 --> 01:25:02,821 - Cat got your tongue? 2052 01:25:02,856 --> 01:25:04,375 - Thanks, girl, for entering me 2053 01:25:04,409 --> 01:25:06,549 into the mixed CD competition. 2054 01:25:06,584 --> 01:25:08,379 I owe you big-time. 2055 01:25:08,413 --> 01:25:10,657 - Then shut up and kiss me. 2056 01:25:14,039 --> 01:25:15,489 Are we cool? 2057 01:25:15,524 --> 01:25:19,148 - Like a butt-naked Eskimo chillin' in the snow [laughs]! 2058 01:25:21,081 --> 01:25:23,048 - Hey, here comes your friend. 2059 01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:24,360 You still gonna introduce me, right? 2060 01:25:24,395 --> 01:25:26,328 - Uh, yeah, see, the thing is, you know, 2061 01:25:26,362 --> 01:25:27,743 he don't really like to be bothered 2062 01:25:27,777 --> 01:25:29,572 right before he performs or nothin' like that. 2063 01:25:29,607 --> 01:25:31,850 Maybe after the show [mumbles]. 2064 01:25:31,885 --> 01:25:32,748 - [E-40] What's up, sis? 2065 01:25:32,782 --> 01:25:33,611 - [Tommy] Hey. 2066 01:25:33,645 --> 01:25:34,646 - [E-40] How you doing? 2067 01:25:34,681 --> 01:25:36,165 - I'm good. - Yeah. 2068 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,788 - Hey, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Donzelli. 2069 01:25:38,823 --> 01:25:40,411 - What's up, pimp, so how are you? 2070 01:25:40,445 --> 01:25:41,481 - Hey. 2071 01:25:41,515 --> 01:25:43,138 - No fingerprints, no evidence. 2072 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:45,692 - Right, yeah, Mr., uh, yeah-- 2073 01:25:45,726 --> 01:25:46,934 - E-40. 2074 01:25:46,969 --> 01:25:48,143 - Mr. E-40. 2075 01:25:48,177 --> 01:25:49,558 - Yeah, you doin' right by my sister, right? 2076 01:25:49,592 --> 01:25:51,870 - Oh hell yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah, man. 2077 01:25:51,905 --> 01:25:54,459 She's, I'm doing right. 2078 01:25:54,494 --> 01:25:56,427 - How would you all like to join me on stage? 2079 01:25:56,461 --> 01:25:57,428 - Hell yeah! 2080 01:25:57,462 --> 01:25:58,567 That's, yeah, yeah, shit. 2081 01:25:58,601 --> 01:25:59,568 - See you there. 2082 01:25:59,602 --> 01:26:01,225 - All right. 2083 01:26:01,259 --> 01:26:03,019 - It's all gravy. 2084 01:26:03,054 --> 01:26:05,125 - Why you didn't tell me your brother's E-40? 2085 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,782 - Because you didn't ask. 2086 01:26:06,816 --> 01:26:08,024 - Well, if that's your brother, 2087 01:26:08,059 --> 01:26:09,336 what the hell you doin' chasin' beach bandits 2088 01:26:09,371 --> 01:26:11,304 for tuition and lifeguarding? 2089 01:26:11,338 --> 01:26:12,926 - I like being a lifeguard. 2090 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,169 Besides, he pays for the beach house, 2091 01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:17,758 so the least I can do is pay my own tuition. 2092 01:26:17,793 --> 01:26:18,621 - What? 2093 01:26:20,554 --> 01:26:21,693 Yo, Tommy, wait! 2094 01:26:21,728 --> 01:26:23,005 Hold up, Tommy! 2095 01:26:23,039 --> 01:26:24,248 You think you could talk to your brother 2096 01:26:24,282 --> 01:26:26,802 about getting me in the music business, 2097 01:26:26,836 --> 01:26:29,529 give me a record deal or my own label? 2098 01:26:29,563 --> 01:26:30,771 A label would be nice. 2099 01:26:30,806 --> 01:26:32,048 You think he could do that, like a label. 2100 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,741 ♪ I want to F double EL, G double OD ♪ 2101 01:26:34,775 --> 01:26:36,950 ♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪ 2102 01:26:36,984 --> 01:26:38,123 ♪ If I claim it, then name it ♪ 2103 01:26:38,158 --> 01:26:39,366 ♪ Want to feel real good ♪ 2104 01:26:39,401 --> 01:26:40,574 ♪ Make a meal with my skill ♪ 2105 01:26:40,609 --> 01:26:41,886 ♪ But I'm still so good ♪ 2106 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,578 ♪ Want to F double EL, G double OD ♪ 2107 01:26:44,613 --> 01:26:46,753 ♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪ 2108 01:26:46,787 --> 01:26:47,892 ♪ If I claim it,sergeant then name it ♪ 2109 01:26:47,926 --> 01:26:49,134 ♪ Want to feel real good ♪ 2110 01:26:49,169 --> 01:26:50,377 ♪ Make a meal with my skill ♪ 2111 01:26:50,412 --> 01:26:51,654 ♪ But I'm still so hood ♪ 2112 01:26:51,689 --> 01:26:52,793 ♪ Call it levitation ♪ 2113 01:26:52,828 --> 01:26:54,070 ♪ 'Cause I really move myself ♪ 2114 01:26:54,105 --> 01:26:56,521 ♪ I'm grrr, tired of tryin' to prove myself ♪ 2115 01:26:56,556 --> 01:26:57,764 ♪ Want to lose myself ♪ 2116 01:26:57,798 --> 01:26:59,214 ♪ Like Eminem, with carrying 'em ♪ 2117 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:00,353 ♪ Pool parties, sip Bacardis ♪ 2118 01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:01,699 ♪ Sip about 10 of 'em ♪ 2119 01:27:01,733 --> 01:27:02,907 ♪ Hit you with my synonyms ♪ 2120 01:27:02,941 --> 01:27:04,426 ♪ I like my ice on ♪ 2121 01:27:04,460 --> 01:27:06,635 ♪ I'm the right guy for honey with the light on ♪ 2122 01:27:06,669 --> 01:27:08,947 ♪ Who's that nigga on Venice with the quick smile ♪ 2123 01:27:08,982 --> 01:27:10,155 ♪ In the baby blue Benz ♪ 2124 01:27:10,190 --> 01:27:11,467 ♪ Ooh, look at that, child ♪ 2125 01:27:11,502 --> 01:27:13,676 ♪ Ooze like a crocodile out the tub ♪ 2126 01:27:13,711 --> 01:27:16,403 ♪ We butt-naked for a second, sippin' on bubbly ♪ 2127 01:27:16,438 --> 01:27:18,888 ♪ Me and my bitches, granting my wishes ♪ 2128 01:27:18,923 --> 01:27:19,958 ♪ Swordfish for appetizers ♪ 2129 01:27:19,993 --> 01:27:21,270 ♪ Fuck those dishes ♪ 2130 01:27:21,305 --> 01:27:23,721 ♪ But so vision, I could buy you anything ♪ 2131 01:27:23,755 --> 01:27:25,067 ♪ Hell, hot as hell ♪ 2132 01:27:25,101 --> 01:27:26,206 ♪ We could light a fire in the rain ♪ 2133 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,345 ♪ Jaguar on the thing ♪ 2134 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:28,864 ♪ It feels so good ♪ 2135 01:27:28,898 --> 01:27:30,728 ♪ I think about the smile but I'm still so hood ♪ 2136 01:27:30,762 --> 01:27:33,489 ♪ I want to F double EL, G double OD ♪ 2137 01:27:33,524 --> 01:27:35,664 ♪ Baby, how 'bout some bubblegum pink ♪ 2138 01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:36,872 ♪ If I claim it, then name it ♪ 2139 01:27:36,906 --> 01:27:38,114 ♪ Want to feel real good ♪ 2140 01:27:38,149 --> 01:27:39,288 ♪ Make a meal with my skill ♪ 2141 01:27:39,323 --> 01:27:40,600 ♪ But I'm still so hood ♪ 2142 01:27:40,634 --> 01:27:43,430 ♪ Want to F double EL, G double OD ♪ 2143 01:27:43,465 --> 01:27:45,536 ♪ Baby, how about some bubblegum pink ♪ 2144 01:27:45,570 --> 01:27:46,744 ♪ If I claim it, then name it ♪ 2145 01:27:46,778 --> 01:27:47,952 ♪ Want to feel real good ♪ 2146 01:27:47,986 --> 01:27:49,125 ♪ Make a meal with my skill ♪ 2147 01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,610 ♪ But I'm still so hood ♪ 2148 01:27:50,644 --> 01:27:52,577 ♪ Just to wake up and not notice no notices and bills ♪ 2149 01:27:52,612 --> 01:27:54,683 ♪ That turn the perfect day into a murder ♪ 2150 01:27:54,717 --> 01:27:55,649 ♪ Bills killed that ♪ 2151 01:27:55,684 --> 01:27:56,823 ♪ Nigga, can you feel that ♪ 2152 01:27:56,857 --> 01:27:57,996 ♪ H make the B bang ♪ 2153 01:27:58,031 --> 01:27:59,274 ♪ Hundred grand advance ♪ 2154 01:27:59,308 --> 01:28:00,413 ♪ Say they nothin' but a cheap thing ♪ 2155 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:01,655 ♪ T double OD ♪ 2156 01:28:01,690 --> 01:28:02,863 ♪ We bubble slowly ♪ 2157 01:28:02,898 --> 01:28:04,071 ♪ H two for the crew ♪ 2158 01:28:04,106 --> 01:28:05,314 ♪ He ain't never told me ♪ 2159 01:28:05,349 --> 01:28:06,281 ♪ Sleek, leather coats ♪ 2160 01:28:06,315 --> 01:28:07,799 ♪ We break it down burgundy ♪ 2161 01:28:07,834 --> 01:28:09,042 ♪ Ladies lookin' thirsty ♪ 2162 01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:10,492 ♪ Hurts, she thinkin' about slurpin' me ♪ 2163 01:28:10,526 --> 01:28:12,839 ♪ 'Cause we automatically stroll in after we ♪ 2164 01:28:12,873 --> 01:28:14,944 ♪ 'Cause catastrophe, caught up in the rapture ♪ 2165 01:28:14,979 --> 01:28:18,051 ♪ We don't have to sun dance to play ♪ 2166 01:28:18,085 --> 01:28:20,398 ♪ The money, the cars ♪ 2167 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:22,883 ♪ The houses, behind bars ♪ 2168 01:28:22,918 --> 01:28:25,438 ♪ The platinum, the chains ♪ 2169 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:28,026 ♪ The diamonds, the rings ♪ 2170 01:28:28,061 --> 01:28:29,614 ♪ Post it up, there ain't no fever, doctor ♪ 2171 01:28:29,649 --> 01:28:30,891 ♪ Shootin' the shit ♪ 2172 01:28:30,926 --> 01:28:32,099 ♪ All up in my Escalade, parked ♪ 2173 01:28:32,134 --> 01:28:33,549 ♪ Workin' in the shade ♪ 2174 01:28:33,584 --> 01:28:35,275 ♪ I got everythin', that's what they tell me ♪ 2175 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,726 ♪ Shake yo' ass, pop your collar, do it, Donzelli ♪ 2176 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:40,211 ♪ Uh, ma'am, uh, miss ♪ 2177 01:28:40,245 --> 01:28:43,007 ♪ Right now, just twerking like this ♪ 2178 01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,077 ♪ Ballin' to the max ♪ 2179 01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,320 ♪ Tryin' to relax ♪ 2180 01:28:45,354 --> 01:28:46,528 ♪ Jackin' my slacks ♪ 2181 01:28:46,562 --> 01:28:47,805 ♪ Spittin' at all the rats ♪ 2182 01:28:47,839 --> 01:28:50,152 ♪ Oh boy, one just took the bait ♪ 2183 01:28:50,186 --> 01:28:53,051 ♪ And now it's time for the Don to make his escape ♪ 2184 01:28:53,086 --> 01:28:55,537 ♪ Back to the Zelli cave so I can have my way made ♪ 2185 01:28:55,571 --> 01:28:56,710 ♪ You have some Courvoisier ♪ 2186 01:28:56,745 --> 01:28:59,264 ♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe ♪ 2187 01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:01,612 ♪ All we drink is Rossi, babe ♪ 2188 01:29:01,646 --> 01:29:04,580 ♪ All we drink is Rossi ♪ 2189 01:29:04,615 --> 01:29:06,962 ♪ Don't you know, that's all we drink ♪ 2190 01:29:06,996 --> 01:29:11,967 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2191 01:29:12,899 --> 01:29:17,559 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2192 01:29:17,593 --> 01:29:20,458 ♪ Oh, oh, if you got a whip like mine with rims that shine ♪ 2193 01:29:20,493 --> 01:29:21,701 ♪ And watch the shine ♪ 2194 01:29:21,735 --> 01:29:23,358 ♪ So watch your eyes, it blinds ♪ 2195 01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:24,600 ♪ And some girls that fine ♪ 2196 01:29:24,635 --> 01:29:26,499 ♪ No nickels, all dimes ♪ 2197 01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:27,810 ♪ It's about that time ♪ 2198 01:29:27,845 --> 01:29:29,018 ♪ For me to make these girls mine ♪ 2199 01:29:29,053 --> 01:29:30,261 ♪ So skip the wine and dine ♪ 2200 01:29:30,295 --> 01:29:31,366 ♪ You tryin' to read my mind ♪ 2201 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,333 ♪ I'm tryin' to read that ass ♪ 2202 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,542 ♪ And hit it so quick, so fast ♪ 2203 01:29:35,577 --> 01:29:36,509 ♪ Zelli be there one minute ♪ 2204 01:29:36,543 --> 01:29:37,786 ♪ Then he punch on the gas ♪ 2205 01:29:37,820 --> 01:29:40,340 ♪ I've got more pussies than the Moulin Rouge ♪ 2206 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,791 ♪ Miss Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya couldn't fill my shoes ♪ 2207 01:29:42,825 --> 01:29:45,241 ♪ 'Cause I got what it takes to rock the mic right ♪ 2208 01:29:45,276 --> 01:29:47,761 ♪ And I got a platinum jet and about to take a flight ♪ 2209 01:29:47,796 --> 01:29:49,107 ♪ So check your local listing ♪ 2210 01:29:49,142 --> 01:29:51,316 ♪ Freezin' on the talent here is Donzelli, baby ♪ 2211 01:29:51,351 --> 01:29:54,009 ♪ So what you gonna do ♪ 2212 01:29:54,043 --> 01:29:55,631 ♪ What you donna do, huh ♪ 2213 01:29:55,666 --> 01:29:57,184 ♪ You don't know ♪ 2214 01:29:57,219 --> 01:30:01,741 ♪ Donzelli, whoa, oh, oh, oh, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2215 01:30:02,949 --> 01:30:07,540 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli, oh, oh ♪ 2216 01:30:09,231 --> 01:30:12,337 ♪ Yeah, that's me, Donzelli, Donzelli ♪ 2217 01:30:12,372 --> 01:30:17,308 ♪ Donzelli, Donzelli, Donzelli, oh, oh ♪ 2218 01:30:18,516 --> 01:30:20,000 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 2219 01:30:20,035 --> 01:30:21,761 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 2220 01:30:21,795 --> 01:30:23,314 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 2221 01:30:23,348 --> 01:30:25,074 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 2222 01:30:25,109 --> 01:30:26,869 ♪ Shake it, shake that, shake that ♪ 2223 01:30:26,904 --> 01:30:28,250 ♪ Shake that, shake that ♪ 2224 01:30:28,284 --> 01:30:29,734 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 2225 01:30:29,769 --> 01:30:31,702 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shakety-shakety-shake it ♪ 2226 01:30:31,736 --> 01:30:33,186 ♪ Shickity, shickity shake it ♪ 2227 01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:35,326 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it ♪ 2228 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:36,810 ♪ Shake it, shake that, shake that ♪ 2229 01:30:36,845 --> 01:30:37,949 ♪ Shake that, shake that ♪ 2230 01:30:37,984 --> 01:30:40,365 ♪ Hey, Donzelli, uh-huh ♪ 2231 01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,816 ♪ Hey, Donzelli, you like me, huh ♪ 2232 01:30:42,851 --> 01:30:45,301 ♪ Hey, Donzelli, you ain't gettin' none ♪ 2233 01:30:45,336 --> 01:30:46,786 ♪ I'm Donzelli ♪ 2234 01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:50,203 ♪ See, uh-uh, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2235 01:30:50,237 --> 01:30:53,965 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2236 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:58,970 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2237 01:31:00,109 --> 01:31:02,733 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2238 01:31:02,767 --> 01:31:07,738 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 2239 01:31:09,256 --> 01:31:11,914 ♪ Go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli, go Donzelli ♪ 146975

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