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- Oh, hello.
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I didn't see you there.
I'm Raccoon.
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If you're like me,
you can't remember anything,
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whether it's the address
of your childhood tree
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or where you buried
your first nemesis or...
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Oh, right.
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That's why I'm here...
to remind you where we left
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Honey, Chief and the rest
of the gang last week.
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Shel and Darla were about
to start their life together,
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when Shel was violently
smushed by a mommy smusher.
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- No!
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- And when Elsa's boyfriend,
Jimmy Chonga,
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turned out not to be
a figment of her imagination,
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Diablo tried to help
their relationship flourish.
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- She also told us a funny story
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about when you were a puppy
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and one of your testicles
hadn't descended...
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- Ugh.
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- And Honey made
a big decision...
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- So what do you say, Honey?
You want to run away with me?
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Let's get out of here.
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- And I bench-pressed twice my
own weight at 24 Hour Fitness.
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- Yeah, we don't
have tape on that.
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- What?
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- I don't know what happened.
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- So we've got endless footage
of these fingerless yo-yos,
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but when I do
something significant,
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something all raccoons can
be proud of...
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Whatever, fine.
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- Well, you kind of
looked like this.
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- No, just go.
I need to finish this.
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Okay, so what's gonna happen?
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Let's find out.
Stay tuned. Yay.
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- Wait a minute, am I actually
doing this? This is crazy.
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- Maybe if you reflect musically
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on what's led us here,
it'll make sense.
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- Yeah.
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- Hey, buddy,
want to watch yellow ball?
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I'm feeling a little lonely
since Tabs moved out.
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- Sorry, Buddy, I can't.
Kevin's home.
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He's even more depressed than
when Dana broke up with him.
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- Whoa! What happened?
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- From what I gather,
he lost his job
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opening soda cans on airplanes.
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- This is for you, Dana!
- Kevin?
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- Take me back!
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- So we've been spending
a lot of time together.
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Last night I slept on his face.
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- Well, that's great.
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I'm glad he's finally
paying some attention to you.
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- "Finally"?
What's that supposed to mean?
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- I just mean
you're such a great cat,
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and it sounds like
he's recognizing that.
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- Did he not think I was
a great cat before?
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- I have missed you
so much, dude!
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Mwah!
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Ah! Give me space, perv!
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The problem with CrossFit...
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Ugh, hang on,
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I just need to get away from
my ex-girlfriend's stupid cat.
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- Oh, my God.
Kevin doesn't love me.
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Good morning, Altadena!
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- Ugh. Act like you've
been here before.
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- Oh, sorry, just spent
my first night in the wild,
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and I am feeling myself!
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I drank from a stream,
then slept on a rock,
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under the protective eye
of a coyote
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with rippling muscles and...
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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There's a little bit of blood
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on your mouth.
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Did you, um, cut
yourself shaving?
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- Oh, breakfast. Did I get it?
- Yeah.
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You got a little fur
in your teeth, though.
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- Oh.
- How's this?
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- Good. Yeah.
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So what wild and fun outdoor
activities are we up to today?
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Apple picking?
Leaf peeping?
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- I need to go see my pack.
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Things have been tense
since we moved here,
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and if I don't check in,
our alpha gets a little bite-y.
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- You're not the alpha?
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- Yeah, I'm more of the poet
of the pack.
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- Oh. I'd be happy to mediate
a conversation.
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- That's not how things
work out here.
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Plus, if they got one look
at those bouncy curls
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and those deep brown eyes...
- Ooh.
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- They would tear you
limb from limb.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, right, so that...
Yeah, oh, that's real.
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Right, okay. No.
Cool, cool.
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- I'll be back.
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- Oh.
- Jill loves that movie.
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I know.
I'm hungry, too, stomach.
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Well, there must be
something here I can eat.
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- Aah! Don't kill me, please!
It's not my time!
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- I'm not gonna kill you.
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In fact, I won't be eating
any animal protein.
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So I'm thinking I need
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to find a combination
of beans and legumes.
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- I can help you.
I can help you.
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Can I catch a ride?
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I think this is the beginning
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of an unlikely
animal friendship, am I right?
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- Looks like we've got
some competition.
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- Really? Wait.
So this dip has seven layers?
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And you... you guarantee this
to be true?
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Ow.
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- It's time to play, play, play!
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- Little Cookie,
we got a saying around here,
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"If Chief's a-snoozing,
keep on cruising."
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Go play with Honey.
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- I don't want to play
with Honey... she's no fun.
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Seriously,
when was the last time
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she chased her tail
till she puked?
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- I know. I try to look past
those things.
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- Look at him, pining for me.
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- Time to give him
what he wants.
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What he really, really wants.
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Dog parks, right?
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- Uh...
- Mmm.
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- What's going on?
I'm missing all the hot goss.
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But please don't tell anyone
I actually miss the hot goss.
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- Well, you should
come back to group.
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- I can't. I said too many
nice things when I left.
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Besides, now that Ray Liotta's
running for head
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of his home owners'
association, I'm swamped.
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- And that's why I support
the death penalty
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for driveway basketball hoops.
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- Just give me the Shel update.
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What person, place, or thing
is he into now?
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- Just come back...
I guarantee
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that within two days,
everyone will hate you again.
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- You really think so?
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- Look at all the colors!
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Thank you, uh, Paul, was it?
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- Or Paulie. Either way.
It was your idea to name me.
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Okay, I'll see you around.
Babiche! Talk soon.
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Mmm.
Blech!
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Trust me, you don't want this.
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- Honey! Come here!
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I got you something.
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- Paul.
- Or Paulie! Either way.
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- I knew you'd be hungry.
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Come on, tastes even better
when you kill it yourself.
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- Come on, Honey.
It's just like "The Lion King."
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Circle of life.
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Hakuna matata, Paulie.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Run, Paulie! You're free!
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Don't waste this gift!
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- I knew they wouldn't last.
Kangopus for the win!
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- Honey, you're wild now,
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and you have to do
what it takes to survive.
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- I'm not wild, Armando.
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When I fantasized about this,
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I didn't really drill down
on the details.
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I mean, I don't even like beans,
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and I can't rely on legumes.
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- What are you saying?
- I don't belong out here.
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I want to go home.
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- Yeah, but I thought...
- I'm sorry, Armando.
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- Okay. It's okay.
I understand.
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At least I can channel
these feelings into my poetry.
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"Honey" and "Bunny" rhyme, so...
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That's good.
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- Oh, your poetry rhymes.
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Ah, okay.
Well, goodbye, Armando.
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And... and thank you.
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- And just like that,
she walked out of our lives.
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I'm Paul,
or Paulie, whatever you want.
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- Hey, Paul.
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- I'm just not looking
for a relationship right now,
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but I will definitely check out
your Soundcloud.
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Chief!
Chief! Chief!
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Oh, you must have
been worried sick
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that I didn't come home
last night, but hear me out.
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- Oh, you were gone?
- I needed to t...
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Yes, I was gone,
all night, in the wild.
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- Uh-huh. And we're talking
about last night?
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- Yes. You didn't notice
that I ran off
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with Armando, the coyote,
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and had a wild, sexy,
dangerous night in Altadena?
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- Was Jill with you?
- No.
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- Okay.
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Let me see
if I've got this right.
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You were out...
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all night...
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with a dangerous coyote...
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named Armando?
- Yes.
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It was something I needed to do.
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But now I'm back because
I chose you, Chief.
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I chose us.
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Wait.
W-what are you doing?
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- I'm going out
to mark my territory.
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And I won't be back until the
rivers of Altadena run yellow.
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- I'd like to share
a realization I had
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that I think
will shock everyone.
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Kevin is maybe not
a very attentive owner.
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What? No.
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- Is she...?
- Ignore her.
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She just wants attention.
Go on, Chico.
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- To be honest, I'm furious.
I used to love that word
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because I thought it meant
"furry" and "luxurious,"
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but I mean it
in the angry way now.
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- Well, have you thought
about expressing yourself?
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- I guess I could go
on a hunger strike.
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No.
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- Chief?
- Darla? Where's Shel?
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- Shel is... he's...
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- Moving a little slowly.
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- Shel, my goodness!
What happened?
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- Exterior, backyard, night...
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- Lindsay ran him over.
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- Don't just blurt out
the ending.
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They need a little foreplay.
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- You need a little foreplay.
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- Be gentle.
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- Never.
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- Oh, please.
I'm going to vomit.
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- Aw, I think it's sweet.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Honey, please make this stop.
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- Shel! Leave it.
No. Leave it...
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Chief? Oh.
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- Hey, look, everyone, it's Max,
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and he's meaner than ever.
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- Just stop.
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I can speak for myself,
you freaky little weasel.
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- Okay, that's enough.
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- All right, so I never went
to London.
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I live with the star
of "Unlawful Entry" now,
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and I don't need
to talk about it.
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How long has the fish been dead?
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- Oh, I'm trying to pull a Nemo
and get flushed out of here.
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- That's smart. Elsa, how's it
going with you and JChongs?
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- Um...
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So are we doing this or what?
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- Uh...
- Ah...
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We will never be a couple
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because Diablo turned him
against me!
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- What?
- That's great.
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All right, let's pick
this up tonight,
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everyone except Darla.
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- Understandable.
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- Mine. Mine. Mine.
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Mine.
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- Actually, that's mine.
248
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,216
Wait a second! You're...
249
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,741
Yes. And you're...
250
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,178
- That's right, and it seems
like we have some things
251
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,659
to settle between us,
starting with,
252
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,357
how do you manage to stay
so well-groomed out here?
253
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,359
I mean, your coat
is "ridonculous."
254
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,492
- Yours isn't so bad either.
- Really?
255
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,841
Aw.
256
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,974
I did get the special bath
at the groomer's
257
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,803
that makes me handsome, but
that was a couple of days ago.
258
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,893
And since then, I investigated
a leaky septic tank,
259
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,372
almost fixed it,
260
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,158
and I tunneled through
a mountain of tuna salad
261
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,247
but that might have
been a dream.
262
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,859
- Wow!
- I had the exact same dream.
263
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,774
Except it was
a giant deer carcass.
264
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,733
- Oh, awesome.
265
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,952
- Hey, listen,
I know we just met,
266
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,346
but would you want to be
in a montage with me?
267
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,956
- Does this answer
your question?
268
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,784
A-five, six, seven, eight!
269
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,476
- Yeah!
270
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,922
- And now back to Shark Week,
all year long.
271
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,271
- What the hell?
272
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:17,187
- Kevin, I'm a good cat
and a loyal cat.
273
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,931
When Dana left,
she left us both.
274
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,369
And that's why I ask...
275
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,677
no, I demand
to be treated with respect.
276
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,029
- I don't know what you
just said, but...
277
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,249
I get it.
278
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,339
- Dana?
- Dana?
279
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,036
- I saw your little stunt on TV,
280
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,212
and it reminded me
you still have my cat.
281
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,127
I want it back.
282
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:50,090
- Its name is Chico,
and we don't want you back.
283
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,659
All right, come on, little perv.
284
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,357
You can watch me shower.
285
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,663
- Um, Armando?
286
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,931
It's so fun to wrestle when
disemboweling is off the table.
287
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,454
Yeah.
288
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,412
- Plus, creative play
increases brain plasticity.
289
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,719
- Yeah, it does.
290
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,940
Man, you're a total dreamboat.
291
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,116
I do not get why Honey chose me.
292
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,160
- Wait, wait, wait.
293
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,075
She told me she was going home
294
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,338
because she's a poodle
who can't rely on legumes.
295
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,774
She didn't even mention you,
296
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,951
but that makes more sense
'cause you're awesome.
297
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,257
- No, you're awesome.
298
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,912
But now I'm mad at Honey.
299
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,088
Hey! Your friends are here!
300
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:37,354
Uh-oh, I sense another montage.
301
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,269
A-five, six, seven...
No?
302
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,013
- What ya doin?
303
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,015
- Just waiting for Chief
to come home.
304
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,626
- Chief!
305
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,889
- Oh, it's you.
306
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,673
- Sorry.
307
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,545
Wait, who were you expecting?
- Chief, the fun one.
308
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,330
- He's been out peeing
on Altadena.
309
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,419
- Uh, Altadena.
That's not great.
310
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,334
- Well, they have excellent
public schools.
311
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,857
- I mean, yeah,
312
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,380
but a pack of killer
coyotes just moved up there.
313
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,687
- Oh, my God. Oka...
I have to find him.
314
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,429
If I don't come back,
tell the group that as long
315
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,301
as I manage my expectations,
I love them.
316
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,481
- Tchotchke?
317
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,663
Tchotchke, don't be crazy.
318
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,014
You can't take on
a whole pack of coyotes.
319
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,668
What are you gonna do
with a bunch of nails?
320
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,975
Okay.
321
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,504
I feel like
I'm just holding your hand now.
322
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,158
- Hey, you seen Honey?
323
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,943
We were supposed to meet
for group tonight.
324
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,770
Ow!
What the hell, Tchotch?
325
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,163
- Eh, he's just excited.
326
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,991
Come on, we'll explain
on the way.
327
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:54,301
- Okay, so Honey has been
carrying on with a coyote,
328
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,434
and then she ran off with him
and she didn't tell us?
329
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,001
- His name is Armando,
and he's ripped.
330
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,916
- Ugh.
331
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,397
Look, the purpose of group is
to share the intimate details
332
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,661
of our lives with the group...
or at least just me.
333
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,055
- Unacceptable.
- As soon as we save her,
334
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,534
I'm gonna tell her how mad I am.
335
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,667
- Let me do it! That's my...
that's my thing now.
336
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:13,842
I express myself.
337
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,626
- Wait, do you hear that?
338
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,020
Uh-oh.
339
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,634
- Do you have any last words?
- Come on!
340
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,549
How many times
have we been over this?
341
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,944
It's my job to ask ominously
about last words.
342
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,555
Stay in your lane.
343
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,037
- Chief!
- Honey!
344
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,256
- Honey!
- "Honey"?
345
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,561
- Armando.
- "Armando"?
346
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,041
- Alpha.
347
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,782
- Wait, you're not the alpha?
- I'm the poet!
348
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:48,268
- We can't cross a freeway.
It's a freeway!
349
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,836
- It stands between us
and Honey... it must be crossed.
350
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,752
- Diablo, since we probably
only have about five minutes
351
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,320
to live before we're smushed
by a Pontiac Sunfire,
352
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,061
I want to tell you that I know
353
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,281
you only poisoned my
relationship with Jimmy Chonga
354
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,065
because you're in love with me,
355
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,025
and I understand.
356
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,461
Wow.
357
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,029
- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
358
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,162
- Yeah, I'm not feeling it.
359
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,121
Let's just use
the pedestrian overpass.
360
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,868
- Chief, I'm sorry I ran off
with Armando.
361
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,914
- The question is
why you came back.
362
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,786
Were you choosing me
or not choosing legumes?
363
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,093
- This doesn't feel like
the best time to get into...
364
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,660
- Our feeding rituals
are pretty elaborate.
365
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,488
You've still got some time
before they eat you.
366
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,273
- Oh, okay. This wasn't
about you or Armando.
367
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,971
I thought changing things up
would change me.
368
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,451
- Honey, you don't need
to change.
369
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,149
- But...
370
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,064
- Maybe it's okay that you
don't speak a fart language
371
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,327
or chase your tail
till you puke.
372
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,590
Maybe that's why we work.
373
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592
- You're perfect
the way you are,
374
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,682
and so is our life together,
at least it was
375
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,292
before the bloodthirsty coyotes.
376
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,555
- Yeah, it was.
377
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,648
Goodbye, Chief.
- Goodbye, Honey.
378
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:08,478
- Well, well, well, coyotes,
I hope you like your asses,
379
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,046
'cause you're about
to get them handed to you.
380
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,403
- Okay, run.
Go. Go, go, go, go.
381
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:23,798
- Honey!
- Elsa? Max? Shel?
382
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,887
- Yes, we're all here.
You don't have to name us all.
383
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,629
- You do for me.
- You came out here to save us?
384
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,153
- Well, there were
several motivating factors.
385
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:34,156
We also heard tell
of a kangopus living out here.
386
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,158
- Our original plan
was to save you.
387
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,029
- But then we got to talking,
and we realized
388
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,771
we're furious at you
and not in the good way.
389
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,297
- You were just gonna take off
like that
390
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,602
and never say goodbye?
391
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,736
- My boyfriend and I feel
very betrayed.
392
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,477
- I don't know why it would
matter to Jimmy Chonga.
393
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,131
- I'm with Diablo now.
Catch up.
394
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,350
- What?
- Y-you guys are right.
395
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,700
I-I shouldn't have left
without an explanation.
396
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,528
- Guys, Honey made a mistake.
397
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,356
She's only almost human.
398
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,966
- Aw, thank you, Chief.
399
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,621
- And as her friends,
I'd hope you'd understand that.
400
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,754
- Did she say we're friends?
- I forgive you.
401
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,277
- Me too.
- Yeah, totally.
402
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,845
- It's fine.
- What were you just doing?
403
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,848
- Um, oh, talking.
Sharing, sharing our feelings.
404
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,329
- "Sharing feelings"?
405
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,026
How does it work?
406
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:22,248
- Oh, well, so, okay,
if I were leading you coyotes
407
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,338
in a discussion, um,
I would encourage you to talk
408
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,515
about balancing pack mentality
with individuality.
409
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,605
Apparently some choices
were made by some of you
410
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,868
that others were not
totally on board with.
411
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,565
- I didn't want to move
to Altadena!
412
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,567
I just said I did because
you seemed excited about it.
413
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,265
- I only acted excited about it
414
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,092
because I thought
you wanted to move here.
415
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,311
- I miss my friends.
416
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,444
- Make new friends.
- Run.
417
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,054
- I think I could be
of some use here.
418
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,229
- Honey!
419
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,709
- They're... they're
too close to it!
420
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,537
They need an objective
third party.
421
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,278
- Go!
422
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,628
- There'd be a lot more cats.
There'd be a lot of things...
423
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,065
- Let our friends go
or face the wrath of...
424
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,372
Oh, they're gone.
Okay, well, bye!
425
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,765
- Was that a slow loris
and a raccoon?
426
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,724
That's a pretty unlikely
animal friendship.
427
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,248
- Hey, hey, Kanga, look at me.
428
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,903
We're so much more unlikely
than they are.
429
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,862
They both have fingers.
We have nothing in common.
430
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,603
- Except our love
for each other.
431
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,434
Huh.
Where's that tentacle going?
432
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,262
- Don't worry about it.
433
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,226
- Are you sure it's okay for us
to have a night session?
434
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,358
- Yeah, Jill's at her aqua
Zumba class,
435
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,838
then she gets a big Jamba Juice,
436
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,056
then she has to stop
at Marshall's
437
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,275
to pee on her way home,
438
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,798
so we can definitely
squeeze one in.
439
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,060
- I'm glad we're meeting
440
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,062
because there's something
I need to do.
441
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,326
Diablo, darling,
it's over between us.
442
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,937
Don't embarrass yourself by
begging me to change my mind.
443
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,156
- Okay.
- Ah, that's too bad.
444
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,681
I was really looking forward
to rooting against you guys.
445
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,509
- Yeah, we all were.
446
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,641
Chief and I want to thank you
guys for coming to rescue us.
447
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,339
- Yeah.
448
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,471
Seeing you all come together
to save us made me think.
449
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:58,257
This is a group
I want to be a part of.
450
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,260
But then I
remembered I'm not a huge dork,
451
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,957
so it's still a pass for me.
452
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,438
- And there you have it...
another happy ending.
453
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,917
But that's not all.
454
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,484
We have another special treat
planned for you.
455
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,790
- What are you doing?
456
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,182
- Oh, I was just gonna prove
that I...
457
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,358
- We're starting a session,
get out of here.
458
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,794
- Yeah, but...
- No "problemo."
459
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,143
Just come back
when everyone's asleep.
460
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,492
- Leave the barbell.
461
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,928
Just... we're just gonna
leave the barbell.
462
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,322
- Go!
- See you next season!
463
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,280
Ah!
464
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,284
Bento.
465
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:27,286
- That's nice, Jen and Gabby.
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