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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:10,510 ♪ ("TREAD CAREFULLY" BY SZA PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,265 -Have a good night. -You too. 3 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,392 -♪ You wonderin' why I ♪ -♪ Why I ♪ 4 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,436 ♪ Don't come around Like I used to ♪ 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,312 ♪ Play around Like I used to... ♪ 6 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,649 (CHUCKLES) It's amazing. That was so crazy. 7 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,235 ♪ Different set of Urgencies now... ♪ 8 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,154 -Have a good night. -You too. 9 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:32,073 ♪ Can't let it be you In my way, so I ♪ 10 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:36,161 ♪ Tread carefully, no bra Tread carefully, no panties... ♪ 11 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:38,913 -(GIGGLES) Have a good night. -You too. 12 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,166 (CONCERT AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 13 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,252 ♪ Regret comin' over here Why you comin' over here? ♪ 14 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:45,962 -We can't. -I know. 15 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:48,673 ♪ You know what you're doin' ♪ 16 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,676 ♪ I can't front, I want you Bad as you want me... ♪ 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,803 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 18 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,264 ♪ Really want you Bad as you want me too ♪ 19 00:00:56,347 --> 00:01:00,810 ♪ I want you bad as you want me And I bet it's good... ♪ 20 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,021 -We can't. -I know. 21 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,690 ♪ You know what you're doin' ♪ 22 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,985 ♪ How do you feel Fighting your feelings? ♪ 23 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,820 -Our clothes stay on. -Deal. 24 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,574 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 25 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,493 At least my clothes stayed on? 26 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,995 ♪ Gotta get my head right... ♪ 27 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:20,538 I need some time to think. 28 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:23,958 GOSSIP GIRL: Oh, followers. 29 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,547 It was Shakespeare who famously declared, 30 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:33,051 "Politics makes strange bedfellows." 31 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:36,054 Turns out that in Manhattan, the same goes for the personal. 32 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,894 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 33 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,103 Good morning. 34 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,814 I haven't seen you sleep that hard 35 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,982 since the night after Max's bar mitzvah. 36 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,026 You were out late again last night? 37 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,653 My skin is thread count-deprived 38 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,196 from being on the Upper West Side. 39 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,031 Finally! 40 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:55,865 I started watching Bake Off while waiting for you to get up 41 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,034 and I already hit the Showstopper. 42 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,619 -I could do breakfast. -Ordered it. 43 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:00,411 Hope you're in the mood for rose croissants 44 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,247 from Ladurée. 45 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,249 Has anyone seen my phone? 46 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,042 AUDREY HOPE: Yeah, I had to put it on Do Not Disturb 47 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,669 because you kept getting text messages all night 48 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,170 from this person named "G." 49 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,673 -It was like-- -My-- my grandpa. 50 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,007 He just learned how to text, 51 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,051 and so he keeps sending me emojis. 52 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:15,844 -Oh. -(CELLPHONE RINGING) 53 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,680 Oh! Looks like breakfast is here! 54 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,850 -Postmates does FaceTime now? -(SCOFFS) Who needs Postmates? 55 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,309 Hey babe, we're out front. 56 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:26,604 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 57 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,525 Hey. How are you doing? 58 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,776 Well, I'm a little discombobulated 59 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,362 between sleeping here and Shan's 60 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:37,323 and ignoring all my dad's phone calls, 61 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,200 but I just don't think I'm ready to talk to him yet. 62 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:43,037 As someone who could host a masterclass on dad issues, 63 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,038 whatever you're feeling is valid. 64 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,666 If you're angry, or maybe it's something 65 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,043 you can't even label yet, 66 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,045 it's okay to take some space. 67 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,882 (SIGHS) Yeah. You coming? 68 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,425 Yes, just give me a second. 69 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:02,724 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 70 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,105 GOSSIP GIRL: So when you find that stress 71 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,274 is stacking up, just remember, 72 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:14,402 it's important to have someone that you can talk to. 73 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:17,488 My favorite year was when Max ate shit coming off the lift. 74 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,283 (CHUCKLES) He slid ten feet, face down. 75 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,744 -He looked like the IKEA monkey. -I am proud to say 76 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,579 that my strengths lie off the slopes. 77 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,456 I bring the favors to the party, 78 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,208 enough for us to après like it's the X Games. 79 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,585 Wait, are you guys going somewhere? 80 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:31,836 -Boys' trip. -Boys' trip. 81 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,379 Every spring break, a group of Constance boys 82 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,132 takes over the Lauder compound in Aspen for a weekend. 83 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:39,093 It's as dated and debaucherous as it sounds. 84 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,970 -MAX WOLFE: Mm-hmm. -Um, is Obie joining? 85 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,056 Yes, it took some convincing. 86 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,099 He's still pretty fucked up about that twin thing. 87 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,768 MAX: You know what? Nothing some, uh, 88 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,729 fresh powder can't fix. 89 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,981 Honestly, I'm just happy to get out of that house. 90 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,401 You know, ever since Dad and Pops reconciled, 91 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,862 I have to announce myself before entering rooms. 92 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,156 You know, there are some things one can never unsee. 93 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,532 Okay, Keeks wants to know 94 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,243 if she should do cashmere or cable knit for her IG debut? 95 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,162 Oh, whatever makes her most comfortable. 96 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:08,581 "Stop the Story" is all about dropping the pretense 97 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,208 of artificial online presence. 98 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,167 Okay, so no cashmere. 99 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:16,506 HEIDI BERGMANN: Americans and their not-milks. 100 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,092 God! You really are one of them. 101 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,136 Oh, don't worry, she's not here. 102 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,972 She doesn't wanna see you either. 103 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,431 She's basing herself out of Southampton. 104 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,265 She just sent me here to grab some files. 105 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,810 Did anybody feel like letting me know 106 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:29,978 that you guys are in the country? 107 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:33,856 (LAUGHS) Since when do you care about what our family does? 108 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,985 I mean, you certainly don't care what you do to us. 109 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,237 Oh, she knows about this, too. 110 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,782 (LAUGHS) Everybody does. 111 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,743 No wonder she doesn't wanna call. 112 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,203 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 113 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,038 GOSSIP GIRL: And for those that think your problems 114 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,873 can be avoided, be warned. 115 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,794 That which you resist, persists. 116 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,965 -Oh, it's you. -You buzzed me in, remember? 117 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,300 Right. Sorry. I didn't get much sleep. 118 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,760 Yeah, stress does that. 119 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,637 Like the kind that comes from knowing your boyfriend 120 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,764 is on a mission to find out your secret identity! 121 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,809 As long as Mike doesn't know I know, we have the upper hand. 122 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,019 JORDAN GLASSBERG: He has a partner. 123 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,228 For all we know, they have the upper hand on us. 124 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:14,355 Burton taught us that if anyone's pulling the strings 125 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,191 around here, it's the parents, which only makes sense. 126 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,736 Those texts mentioned a wire transfer 127 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,070 from an overseas bank. 128 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,697 Deep pockets and foreign ties? 129 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,575 That's like... 80 percent of Constance parents, 130 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,369 a hundred percent of which probably want us dead. 131 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,705 We need to find out who he's working with fast, 132 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:33,207 -or we're doomed. -It's a half-day today, right? 133 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:33,416 Yeah. 134 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,838 Does all this make the sex better? 135 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,882 -(GROANS) -JORDAN: Oh, your coffee. 136 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,051 ♪ (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) ♪ 137 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:46,220 You may remember a photo of me in this gorgeous dress 138 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,599 that went viral last December for all the wrong reasons. 139 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,726 I figured it was time to "Stop the Story" 140 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,270 and reveal how it really felt to be inside it. 141 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,522 I'm joined with that dress's designer, 142 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,942 Katherine Hope, because I made her a part of my story 143 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,904 -without her permission. -Thank you. 144 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:04,739 I was really hurt. 145 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,574 This was not a finished product. 146 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,951 And I augmented it without even telling you. 147 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,286 Well, a lot of clients do that. 148 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:12,080 It was more that it was a first draft. 149 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,332 I didn't get to fit it on you. But I forgive you, 150 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:17,210 because I understood where you were coming from. 151 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:22,048 I made some really bad decisions in my life based on fear, 152 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,467 and I'm not even talking about my mental health issues. 153 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,635 I just have been selfish 154 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:29,597 in trying to avoid some pretty hard truths about my life. 155 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,933 Would you mind stopping your story 156 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:32,475 to discuss some of those? 157 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,728 Um... 158 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,483 Sure. I'm talking about the time... 159 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,529 when I realized that there were three people in my marriage. 160 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:48,533 (CHUCKLES) Me, and my husband, and my assistant. 161 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,744 And that can work really well for some people, 162 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,287 but it just wasn't our agreement. 163 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,707 And I worked really hard to turn a blind eye 164 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,126 because I didn't wanna lose either one of them. 165 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:01,254 And then I ended up losing them both. 166 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,133 Losing everything, or almost everything. 167 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,262 Why don't we pause here? (CHUCKLES) 168 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,972 I'm sorry. Did I mess it up? 169 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,849 No. No, no, no, you were perfect. 170 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,559 -We just have to go to school. -Okay. 171 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:15,476 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 172 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:21,274 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 173 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:22,650 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 174 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:26,821 What kind of snacks you want for the train? Chex Mix? Pocky? 175 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,907 -Keto meat sticks? -I don't eat on the subway. 176 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,868 Subway? Bish, we going to Philly! 177 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:32,660 And why are we going to Philly? 178 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:35,705 Because there's a dirty, filthy rave 179 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,832 in a warehouse in North Philly. 180 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,792 And guess who's gonna be attending? 181 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,752 (GASPS) The '90s, when raves were a thing. 182 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:44,630 -Terrell. -Wait, are... Are you two... 183 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,382 No! He's gonna be there for you. 184 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,217 What happened with me was a mistake. 185 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,386 He didn't even know you were his real admirer. 186 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:52,513 And what better place to tell him 187 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,348 than a dark, sweaty warehouse? 188 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:58,186 Okay. I-- Maybe we just take my first unsupervised weekend 189 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,687 -a little quieter? -Uh... 190 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:00,646 (GASPS) There's a night exhibit at the Whitney 191 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,940 that we can go see. I don't have a curfew. 192 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,525 Are you 72? What are you talking about? 193 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,694 -Oh, you're gonna love it. -The Whitney? Girl! 194 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:07,528 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 195 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,739 (JULIEN CALLOWAY LAUGHS) 196 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,866 You're not still talking to that married guy, are you? 197 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,826 (SCOFFS) No. Course not. 198 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,703 Z! Shopping after half-day? 199 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:16,579 Yeah, I'm free. 200 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,208 Shan, I'm sorry-- I'm not gonna go to Philly with you! 201 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,210 The cars will be here after school. 202 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,628 Meet up at the tables? 203 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,213 Look, don't worry, Obie. Okay? 204 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,465 Look, Aspen's altitude will make 205 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:28,883 all Grace-related problems miniscule. 206 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,093 Look, I'm not-- I'm-- 207 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,261 I'm fine. 208 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,433 Hey, Jules. Jules! 209 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,395 If you want me to feel bad about Valentine's, I do. 210 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,355 I don't. I just wanna say thank you. 211 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,732 For blowing up your relationship? 212 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,901 No. For showing me what was wrong with it. 213 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,736 Very wrong with it. 214 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,739 But I did find a new painful distraction. 215 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,075 Apparently, my family's New Year's resolution 216 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:56,077 is to pretend that I no longer exist. 217 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,704 -I'm sure that's not true. -Julien, my mother has been 218 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,623 in Southampton for weeks, and I just found out. 219 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,875 She's avoiding me. 220 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,253 Remember when we tried to sneak some of her brandy 221 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,046 and you accidentally broke her Lalique decanter 222 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,298 that Steve Wynn gave her? 223 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,591 Yeah, and she pretended not to notice 224 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,678 and then iced me out for a week until I admitted to it. 225 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:14,720 -Hmm. -OBIE BERGMANN: Yeah. 226 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,390 -Maybe admit what you did? -What did I do? 227 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,517 (CHUCKLES) You rebelled. They distanced themselves 228 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,020 and instead of just having a hard conversation, 229 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,106 you tried to smooth things over 230 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,774 by dating someone they'd approve of. 231 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,359 Wow. You're good at this. 232 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:31,946 I've been examining myself. A byproduct being that I can see 233 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,240 into other people too, apparently. 234 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,284 Just talk to her. 235 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,451 Say you're sorry for this year's decanter, 236 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,871 and she'll let it go. She always does. 237 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,957 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 238 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,458 Now, to take my own advice. 239 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,336 -Good luck. -You too. 240 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,965 -I'm still mad. -NICK LOTT: You have every right to be. 241 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,341 But it's been a few days, 242 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,884 and Zoya's not picking up my calls. 243 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,011 I'm taking care of her. 244 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,804 I appreciate that, but she's 15. 245 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:57,888 And I need to know that she's okay. 246 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,142 She's fine. You just lost her trust. Both of ours. 247 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:04,020 I know. I hate what I did. 248 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,604 And I've regretted it ever since. 249 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,149 I just wish I had an opportunity to tell her that. 250 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,776 Maybe you can. This might be a bad idea, but... 251 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,571 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) -(STUDENTS CHATTERING) 252 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,742 T-minus four and a half hours till the hot tub. 253 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,995 Well, I just agreed to a night ski when we get in. 254 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,663 -Hmm? -Save me a jet? 255 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,248 -Well, there's always my lap. -(CHUCKLES) 256 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,042 MAX: Oh, Audrey, um, yeah, we never discussed this. 257 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,294 Aki and I, can we... 258 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,296 Of course. You don't have to ask me. 259 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,380 Thanks, babe. 260 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,674 We'll send pics if it happens. 261 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:37,053 The Aspen annual is hardly a hotbed of sexual activity. 262 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,555 Thirty straight guys in one chalet, 263 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,725 -most of which snore or smell. -All of which aren't you. 264 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,560 Thanks, babes. I trust you both. Bye. 265 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:48,606 Where's Obie? 266 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,153 ♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 267 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,785 -(WHISPERING) Because he's in there. -Okay. 268 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,747 (TYPING) 269 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,806 (WHISPERS) Go! Go! Go! 270 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,394 (EXHALES, WHISPERS) Are you sure you can do this? 271 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,062 I'm the computer science teacher! 272 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,857 See? He uses the password admin gave him. 273 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,983 (SHUSHES) 274 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:36,070 Now, let's see if he linked his messaging app. 275 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,656 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 276 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,826 (SPOON CLINKING) 277 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,585 Uh, what are you doing? 278 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,796 -I just wanted to-- -Break into my computer? 279 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,592 -(SCOFFS) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 280 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:05,141 -So now you're ambushing me? -This isn't an ambush. 281 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,475 He just wants to talk. 282 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,935 Stop your own story, Julien. Let me live mine. 283 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,104 Don't blame her. 284 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,480 She hasn't forgiven me yet, either. 285 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,691 I don't care. I guess I can't trust either of you. 286 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,651 -Please, just come home? -It's not home. Not anymore. 287 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,278 -Don't be like that, Z. -You know what's funny? 288 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,405 Your dad has always been bad, 289 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,574 but mine only started lying in proximity to yours. 290 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:24,285 I guess being deceitful runs in the family. 291 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,536 Jesus, Z! 292 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,247 I'm done talking. To both of you. Let's go. 293 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,874 I'm in. What time is that train again? 294 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,003 She didn't mean it. You're not your father. 295 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,045 You're not a liar. 296 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,592 (SIGHS) 297 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,429 (TYPING) 298 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,973 Okay, fine. You caught me. 299 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:46,849 I was digging because... 300 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,477 because I think you might be Gossip Girl. 301 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,145 Uh-- What-- Why would you think that? 302 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:51,979 When we first met, 303 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,856 you were looking into the headmistress. 304 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,941 You're always talking about "outing corruption." 305 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,193 It sounds an awful lot like-- 306 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,611 I am not Gossip Girl. 307 00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,737 Prove it. 308 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,280 -You prove it. -Prove what? 309 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,824 That you're not her. Show me your phone. 310 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,867 (SCOFFS) 311 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:05,659 MIKE SHUBIN: Open your Instagram. Come on. 312 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,163 -You open yours! -I asked you first. 313 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,583 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 314 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,543 Dude, the cars are leaving. 315 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,836 Guys, I'm not coming. 316 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,215 (GROANS) Look, you cannot let a little bit of twincest 317 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,341 -derail your life. -Okay. 318 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,511 Please never say that again. All right? It's my mom. 319 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,679 Look, I've been putting this shit off for a long time 320 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,847 and I need to prioritize it. 321 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,015 Go, you're gonna miss your flight. 322 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,017 No, because it's not gonna be a guys' trip 323 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,727 if the three of us aren't together. 324 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,771 And you shouldn't have to face Helena alone. 325 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,357 You know what? Who gives a fuck about the snow 326 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,526 when we have your mom's spa? 327 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,154 Is there room for two more in that chopper? 328 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:46,492 (CHUCKLES) All right, all right, all right. Let's go. 329 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,958 -Hi, Harris. Can I help you? -Just here to offer my applause 330 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,876 for letting your boyfriends go away together. 331 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,795 I'm sure hastening the inevitable is hard, 332 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,588 -but so smart. -Hastening what now? 333 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,882 Them leaving you by the side of the road 334 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,134 like every throuple ever has done? 335 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,511 One always drops eventually. And since everyone knows 336 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,639 there's no such thing as bisexuality, 337 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,391 the one dropping single here is you. 338 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,601 Don't you think that's a wildly politically incorrect 339 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,644 way of thinking? 340 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,355 Girl, no. Bisexuality just got a good publicist 341 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,690 during the pandemi. 342 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,733 Who do you think came up with "bisexual lighting"? 343 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,403 Aki's one great dick away from dedicated. 344 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,947 Mark my words, you'll be solo by Sunday. 345 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,240 (BLOWS KISS) 346 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,909 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 347 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,289 KATE KELLER: Fine. I'll show you mine 348 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,331 if you show me yours at the same time. 349 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,585 -MIKE: Okay. Deal. On three. -(CELLPHONES CHIME) 350 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,838 GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted. Kids leaving schools 351 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,381 all over the city. 352 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,801 Wonder what they... they'll get up to, I wonder? 353 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,052 How could I be Gossip Girl 354 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,596 and post without touching my phone? 355 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,264 Yeah. 356 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,016 That shows you I'm not her, either. 357 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,771 (CELLPHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 358 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,941 Now that means I can finally tell you my secret. 359 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,613 -I'm looking for her. -You are? Why? 360 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,780 I'm being blackmailed. 361 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,410 Wanna tell me about it over lunch? 362 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,220 HELENA BERGMANN: A moment. Otto? 363 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,891 -Otto, is that you? -Hello, Mama. 364 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,187 Hello. What are you doing here? 365 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,980 You know, Heidi said that you guys were in town, 366 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:40,856 and I just... 367 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,233 missed you a little bit. 368 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,485 HELENA: Hmm. 369 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,820 So I hope it's okay that we came up. 370 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,865 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. More than okay. 371 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,493 Why don't you take your usual room upstairs, Akeno? 372 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,994 -Thanks. -And you take Heidi's room 373 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:54,328 down here for nostalgia, Max? 374 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,914 (SNICKERS) 375 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:57,831 (CHUCKLES) Tea? 376 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,583 OBIE: Yeah. 377 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,376 Meet up in your room in ten minutes. 378 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,419 Alles gut? 379 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,671 I'll be waiting. 380 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,509 So, wanna tell me about this person? 381 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,803 -Who I can't name. -And why is that? 382 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,764 During my sabbatical, I asked to borrow money 383 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,183 from someone who I thought was a friend 384 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,435 for a project I wanted to do. 385 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,188 Gave them my bank info to wire me. 386 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,856 The next thing I know, they took control of my account, 387 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,900 locked me out, and threatened to do worse 388 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:28,529 unless I gave them the identity of Gossip Girl. 389 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,739 -Oh. -And apparently, I'm taking too long. 390 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,868 This is my mess. I shouldn't have involved you. 391 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,413 No, it's okay, we'll figure this out. 392 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,873 -MIKE: No. -How close have you gotten? 393 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,710 Well, I told my blackmailer that I'd narrowed it down 394 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,422 to a couple students, but honestly, I was vamping. 395 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,757 I mean, a kid couldn't have all this access 396 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,342 and free time. So... 397 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,219 I started to think it was a teacher. 398 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,930 -A teacher, really? -MIKE: Yeah. 399 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,932 -No, that's... -MIKE: Well... 400 00:16:57,015 --> 00:17:00,185 I-- to-- to stoop so low, to do that to kids? 401 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,103 Yeah, well, you know how little we get paid. 402 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,646 -(KATE SIGHS) -How little we're noticed... 403 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,565 -Yeah. -...thought of... 404 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,607 -Right. -...listened to? 405 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,943 Hell, if it didn't exist already, 406 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,404 -I could have started it myself. -KATE: Mm-hmm. (GULPS) 407 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,905 Once I realized that, it became much easier 408 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:12,906 to put some pieces together. 409 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,784 Do you know a Sharon Kleinberg from Dalton? 410 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,494 A Tati Gardinier from Spence? 411 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,582 You okay? I'm gonna speak with them tomorrow. 412 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,295 Sharon? (EXHALES SHARPLY) I've never heard of them. 413 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,130 -Will you excuse me a moment? -Yeah. 414 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,969 -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(PHONE RINGS) 415 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:37,473 Hi. Mike thinks GG is a teacher. We have to move quickly. 416 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,807 Did that number amount to anything? 417 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,601 JORDAN: (OVER CELLPHONE) It's registered to Munich. 418 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,644 -Obie's parents. -JORDAN: It would make sense. 419 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,230 He sent us those tax returns that I deleted, remember? 420 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,607 Maybe they found out? 421 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,691 Get Wendy to call Sharon and Tati. 422 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,943 Tell them whatever they do, stay away from anyone 423 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:50,986 named Shubin. 424 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,821 (EXHALES) 425 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,156 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 426 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,747 (ANNOUNCEMENT PLAYING OVER PA) 427 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,790 Maybe I should just tell my dad where we're going. 428 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,793 You're off the teat for tonight, 'kay? 429 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,795 It's just, my dad and I have always been a unit. 430 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,046 And when we came here, he was so worried 431 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,964 that I was gonna change into something else, but... 432 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,633 actually, he's the one that did. Not me. 433 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,675 -Hmm. -And he's always raised me 434 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,303 to conduct myself in this... this certain manner, 435 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,013 but he's not. So why should I? 436 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,265 -You know what I mean? -Tell me, baby, tell me. 437 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,683 And I've never just let go 438 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,018 and done something fun and reckless. 439 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,937 Then tonight is the night. 440 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,647 -ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) Attention, please. -Come on. 441 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,273 ANNOUNCER: This is the boarding call for Amtrak 442 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,107 Acela Express train... 443 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,485 -Wait, that's just orange juice. -Duh. 444 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,487 Chaser first. Come on. Mm. 445 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,406 Shanbucha. (GIGGLES) My personal recipe. 446 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,700 One inch from every bottle in the house 447 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,494 plus some Sprite for taste. 448 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:44,122 (ANNOUNCEMENT PLAYING OVER PA) 449 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,041 -It's good shit. -Yeah, that's good shit. 450 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,668 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 451 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:53,298 Schwarztee, from home. Dein favorit. 452 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,177 I wish you'd told me you were coming. 453 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,348 I know. (INHALES DEEPLY) 454 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,016 I know, and I'm... I'm sorry, I just-- 455 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,352 I was worried that if you heard I was on my way, 456 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,688 you might leave. 457 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,022 You know, I... 458 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,650 I know you're upset with me. (EXHALES DEEPLY) 459 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,112 Disappointed, yeah. Hm. 460 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,532 And perhaps I have not handled that the way I should. 461 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,534 (OBIE GRUNTS) 462 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,495 (SIGHS) I did not think that not having you with us 463 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,998 over Weihnachten would be so difficult. 464 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,960 I know I am part to blame. 465 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,880 I've been here for weeks, but I was going to come see you. 466 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,840 But you seemed so happy with that young woman, so... 467 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:35,883 (OBIE CHUCKLING) 468 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,843 ...seeing you happy, I didn't want to interrupt that. 469 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,219 Yeah, well, that didn't turn out well, did it? (CHUCKLES) 470 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,389 HELENA: Hmm. Americans love to break boundaries. 471 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,182 They're so bored all the time. 472 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,684 Ugh. Not us, though. (LAUGHS) 473 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,853 We're never boring. 474 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,230 Just selfish, perhaps. 475 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,482 Self-centered, is that what they call it here? 476 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,318 Mm. 477 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,237 I'm not the monster you think I am. 478 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,116 Well, I'm sorry that I make you think 479 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,118 that I think that sometimes. 480 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,621 Go freshen up. 481 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,123 Let's have a nice evening. I'll make you käsespätzle. 482 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:10,959 Also, um, would you mind 483 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,670 letting Akeno know I'd like a word? 484 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,881 I haven't seen him since the December dinner. 485 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,049 I'd like to thank him 486 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,759 for the list of the dokumentarfilms 487 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,677 -he recommended. -I'll tell him. 488 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:26,308 ♪ (CHILLED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 489 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,935 AKI MENZIES: (OVER VOICEMAIL) You've reached Aki. 490 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,354 -You know what to do. -(VOICEMAIL BEEPS) 491 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,189 Still no answer. Do you think it was right for me 492 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,775 to let Aki and Max have sex without me? 493 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,443 Why wouldn't it be? Haven't you ever, just like, 494 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,569 sat one out before? 495 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,570 Yeah, but that was before Valentine's Day, 496 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,323 when Max and Aki ventured into new territory. 497 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,783 Since then, they haven't been able 498 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,701 to keep their hands off of each other. 499 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,663 I've never felt like Cuck-mille de Haan until now. 500 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,122 So that's what this is about? 501 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,416 What if them hooking up alone without me makes them realize 502 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,794 they didn't need me in the first place? 503 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,586 If I'm acting crazy, just say it. 504 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,005 Not crazy. Just... 505 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,591 overthinking. 506 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,178 I need to make a call. I'll see you up there. 507 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,564 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 508 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,484 Hey. 509 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,278 I wanted to meet to tell you in person 510 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,404 that we can't do this. 511 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,948 Spend time together? 512 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,409 -Have an affair. -Are we having an affair? 513 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,495 Aren't we? I mean, weren't we? 514 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,373 I need to do better. Be better. If not for me, for Z. 515 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,045 So... I guess this is goodbye? 516 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,426 ♪ (GENTLE SONG PLAYING) ♪ 517 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,136 AKI: (OVER VOICEMAIL) You've reached Aki. 518 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,679 You know what to do. 519 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,806 -(CELLPHONE BEEPS) -Aki... 520 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,017 You know we have rules about Do Not Disturb. 521 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,476 You know I-- sometimes I jump to conclusions, 522 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,020 but this type of thing makes me wonder if-- 523 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,354 (GASPS) Never mind. Love you, gotta go. 524 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,190 Gideon, what a nice surprise. 525 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,568 You should have been here this morning. 526 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,861 What did I miss? 527 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,696 She talked about the divorce. In public. 528 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,031 Keeks! It usually takes me 529 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,032 dinner and a show to get you there. 530 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,534 I just hope I wasn't too much. 531 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,493 No, it was just a lot I didn't know. 532 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,704 -Really? Like what? -Like, how did you know 533 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,998 things were going south? 534 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,792 I mean, your father basically stopped communicating with me. 535 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,295 He would send my calls straight to voicemail, 536 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,297 took hours to return my texts. 537 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,882 Mm, yeah, we've all been there, darling. 538 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:24,593 There must have been something more than that, right? 539 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,804 Like constant fights? Long nights at the office? 540 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,141 No. (CHUCKLES) I genuinely thought we were happy. 541 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:32,267 -I was pretty blindsided. -Blindsided. 542 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:36,063 That is exactly the term I would use to describe 543 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,774 Roy's confession. Just-- (GASPS) Totally blindsided. 544 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,484 Not "completely" completely, right? 545 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,235 I mean, you must have sensed something was off? 546 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,237 Honestly? No. I mean-- But then, well, here we are, 547 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,323 and I'm getting fitted for our vow renewal, 548 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,575 so I think it all worked out just fine. 549 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,743 -Aw, no, oh! (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 550 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,913 KIKI HOPE: Well, speaking as someone it did not work out for, 551 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:56,541 there was one time my spidey-senses went up. 552 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,711 -It was when your father and... -Jessica. 553 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,421 ...went to Milan on a work trip, and I... 554 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,381 I knew what was happening. And I should've stopped it. 555 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:06,093 GIDEON: No. Oh, nonsense. In a relationship, 556 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,261 you either assume the best of your partner 557 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:13,225 or you give in to this fear, which will destroy you. 558 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,811 So what kind of person would you want to be, honestly? 559 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,687 -KIKI: Yeah... -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 560 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,109 -MAX: Took you look enough. -Whoa! 561 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,944 Oh! Sorry. I thought you were Aki. 562 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:24,486 Yeah, clearly. 563 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:28,323 Dude, I think your mom just asked me something 564 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,783 -she shouldn't have. -What? 565 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,618 If I knew why you were really here. 566 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,204 Why I'm really here? Oh, Jesus. All right. 567 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:35,956 She really doesn't trust me at all. 568 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,333 Well, I think you're the one who shouldn't trust her. 569 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,130 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 570 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,345 HELENA: (IN GERMAN) 571 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,984 -Ah, danke. -(PHONE BEEPS) 572 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:07,529 (KEYPAD CLACKING) 573 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,000 Was I right? 574 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,751 Yeah. She hasn't changed at all. 575 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,172 (DOOR SHUTS) 576 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,633 -I think we're alone. -Yeah. About that. 577 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,017 She isn't comfortable with this, is she? 578 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,602 Yeah, I think not. 579 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:42,022 And we should be good boyfriends, right? 580 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,982 -The best. -(GROANS) 581 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,402 - ♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Okay. 582 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,332 (KNOCKS) 583 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:02,626 Audrey? What-- 584 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:07,714 No Aki or Max. No Aki or Max. No Aki or Max. No Aki or Max. 585 00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:09,466 So I called Phil, and guess what? 586 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,718 Aki, Max, and Obie are in the Hamptons. 587 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,553 They're fucking each other, Julien. 588 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:16,723 -Obie, Aki, and Max? -No, Aki and Max. 589 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,350 I thought you said they could. 590 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,976 Now they're gonna realize they can do it without me. 591 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,353 They can. 592 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,563 Hi. Who are you? Is this your car? 593 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,064 Can you drive me to the Hamptons? 594 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:26,691 I can pay you for gas. 595 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,235 You can't just crash their weekend, Audge. 596 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:31,947 I'm not going to. I'm gonna surprise them, 597 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,740 so we can spend this weekend together. 598 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:34,908 Are you the married guy? 599 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,618 I'm Graham. 600 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:38,370 You getting in? 601 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,789 Where have you been hiding this kind soul, Julien? 602 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:41,957 Thank you. 603 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,375 Uh, you do not have to take her there. 604 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,585 Nothing else to do. And besides, 605 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,256 it means I get to spend at least two more hours with you 606 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,507 before never seeing you ever again. 607 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,593 More like three, it's Friday afternoon. 608 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:57,389 Hey, can I get the aux? I'll play my own music, thanks. 609 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,644 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 610 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,071 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 611 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:30,755 (IN GERMAN) 612 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,434 Yeah. 613 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,742 Ah. Danke. Danke. Okay. 614 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:04,873 (EXHALES SHARPLY) Okay. 615 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:15,467 ♪ ("THE FUNCTION" BY EURO TRASH FEAT. SKY SKY PLAYING) ♪ 616 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,511 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 617 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,889 ZOYA: Hi. So sorry. So sorry. Okay. 618 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,016 Okay. There is no way we're gonna get inside. 619 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,517 (SIGHS) Don't sweat it, babygirl. 620 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,186 When have I not had a hookup? 621 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,646 My girl Cory's uncle is a promoter. 622 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,482 We met at Stagedoor last summer. 623 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,858 -CORY: Sabrina! -Cory! 624 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:33,985 -Sabrina! (SQUEALS) Come hither! -(IN BRITISH ACCENT) My darling! 625 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:37,280 (BOTH SQUEALING) 626 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:39,699 I can't believe you came all the way from Bristol for this! 627 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,618 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, luv! I wouldn't miss it for the world. 628 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,328 -This is my brother, Drew. -(SHAN CHUCKLES) 629 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,621 Ignore him. He's just pissed he has to stay with me 630 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,290 since our dad's outta town. Who's your friend? 631 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,918 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, this is my mate. Monet. 632 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:54,339 (CHUCKLES) She's aces. Truly. Reckless and fun. 633 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,716 -(LAUGHS) -(CORY LAUGHS) Okay. 634 00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,344 Yeah, I'm Monet de Haan. 635 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,221 Ooh, it's nice to meet you, girl! 636 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:01,971 Okay, they're with me. They should be good. 637 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,391 Let's go! Whoo! 638 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,643 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, yeah. Thank you, darling. 639 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,690 You sure you guys don't want to be alone in here? 640 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,734 -No, we're good. -MAX: We're fine. 641 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,736 Okay. (GROANS) 642 00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,864 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 643 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,574 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 644 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,748 You know what's highly underrated? 645 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:29,749 What? 646 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,918 -Modesty. You want some towels? -Hell, yeah. 647 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:32,836 Beautiful, me too. 648 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:36,506 (OBIE EXHALES DEEPLY) 649 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,091 You know what? I'm gonna get out of here. 650 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,051 -I gotta make a call real quick. -AKI: You can't leave. 651 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,094 We're not even at optimal temp yet. 652 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:43,638 I mean, we don't really get to, you know, hang out, 653 00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:46,558 just us three, you know. Three kings. 654 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,686 The three musketeers. Three caballeros. 655 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,147 Okay, enough with the movie titles, all right? 656 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,191 I'm gonna step out of here and I'll see you guys later 657 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,986 for more awkwardness. 658 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,488 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 659 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:04,617 MAX: (EXHALES) This is bad. 660 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,954 Yeah, well, it is 195 degrees, 661 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:09,122 and in a couple minutes, 662 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,166 we won't be able to think about anything, right? 663 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,334 Well, we're both naked and sweating 664 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,461 and I can only think about one thing. 665 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:19,799 Well, we made a deal for Audrey. Remember? 666 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,426 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 667 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,470 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 668 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:26,973 I did remember my travel pharmacy. 669 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,224 Oh, that's great. 670 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:32,270 How about we both take an Ativan to really dial down the libido? 671 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,981 -It could work. -Absolutely. 672 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,524 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 673 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,318 GRAHAM SMITH: And so I guess that pretty much sums up 674 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,069 how I proposed to Ashley. 675 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,322 -What a love story! -Thank you, Audrey, 676 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,450 for that deep dive into Graham's fairytale marriage. 677 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:46,701 Thank God we're here. 678 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:48,453 What can I say? I'm a romantic. 679 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,121 Hey, can you park here and cut the lights? 680 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,831 I don't want Aki and Max to see me. Thanks. 681 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,755 Audrey, do you really think this is the best way 682 00:29:58,838 --> 00:30:00,882 to build trust with Max and Aki? 683 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:01,966 You wanna talk about trust? 684 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,551 Coming from the girl who's having an affair 685 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,137 -and lying to me about it? -I'm not having an affair. 686 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,680 So you have not slept with him? 687 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,016 I was breaking up with him when you found us. 688 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,518 I know you're upset with me, 689 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,061 but I'm just trying to be a good person 690 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,980 -and a good friend to you. -Be one by keeping a lookout. 691 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:19,943 (SIGHS) 692 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,322 That number that Mike's been texting is a burner. 693 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:26,699 So, dead end there. 694 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,576 I'm starting to think he's playing Kate 695 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,411 and this is all a wild gans chase. 696 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,621 It's German for "goose." 697 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:32,789 WENDY FINEMAN-WALSH: I got that. 698 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,792 -Also, why aren't you here? -I told you, I'm very busy. 699 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:38,044 JORDAN: All right. This is the address you gave me. 700 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:39,879 Are you sure this is right? 701 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,714 According to the faculty records. 702 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,174 I knew that sob story about frozen accounts 703 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,510 was bullshit. 704 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,887 He's loaded. I can't wait to tell Kate. 705 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,557 That Mike is handsome and rich? 706 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,891 -She'll be devastated. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 707 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,395 Can I help you? 708 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,648 Yes, we-- I'm a-- a friend of Mike's. 709 00:30:58,731 --> 00:30:59,899 Do you know him? 710 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:03,861 My name's J-- Adam. He asked me to come by 711 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,697 and pick up some papers that need grading. 712 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,031 I'm his mother, Barb. 713 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:09,200 It's lovely to meet a friend of Mikey's. 714 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,994 Come in. We'll get you whatever you need. 715 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:19,836 ♪ (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 716 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:28,970 How are we ever going to find Terrell here? 717 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:32,265 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Keep calm and carry on, luv. (LAUGHS) 718 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,308 Okay, are you gonna do that all night? 719 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) We were taught at Stagedoor 720 00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:37,604 to never break character. 721 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,941 -Think of me as Jeremy Strong. -Luv! (CHUCKLES) Hey! 722 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,277 Okay, compliments of Uncle Reed. 723 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,612 Oh, she's not much of a drinker. 724 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,739 Are you kidding? Monet loves a cocktail. 725 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,157 CORY: M'kay. 'Kay. 726 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:54,454 (CLEARS THROAT) Never break character, right? 727 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:57,290 (CHUCKLES) Well, let's party. 728 00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:59,042 -(LAUGHS) Okay! -Let's go. Let's go. (SCREAMS) 729 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,877 Whoo! 730 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,469 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 731 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,682 -I missed this place. -It's beautiful. 732 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,478 And freezing. Should we get back in the car? 733 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,482 We both know where that will lead. 734 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,403 You could have just texted me today. 735 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,989 -We didn't have to meet. -I wanted to see you. 736 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:30,990 To break my heart? 737 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,826 No. Because I couldn't. 738 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,997 But after Audrey dragged out 739 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,166 all those stories about you and Ashley... 740 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:41,918 Hmm. She's not very subtle, is she? 741 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:43,795 No. 742 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:45,922 But she is right. 743 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,175 No matter what there is between us, 744 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,010 I can't mess with your marriage. 745 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:54,472 I've lived through that. My mom left when I was a baby, 746 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:58,059 and that has had a ripple effect on my whole life. 747 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,353 Not that she's responsible for what my dad did, 748 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:03,356 but maybe in his pain, 749 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,525 he let the darker side of himself take over. 750 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:08,486 I don't know. I try not to make excuses for him. 751 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:09,737 You two don't speak? 752 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,824 Why would I ever talk to him? 753 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:18,037 What? (CHUCKLES) 754 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:20,498 You're just... 755 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,625 not what I expected. 756 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,671 Look, there's something I should probably tell you-- 757 00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:27,922 Hold that thought. I'll be right back. 758 00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:31,217 ♪ ("PUNK ROCK LOSER" BY VIAGRA BOYS PLAYING) ♪ 759 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:35,138 ♪ When we met, you thought That I could probably change ♪ 760 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,724 ♪ I warned you then, that baby ♪ 761 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,767 ♪ I don't seem insane But I fucking am ♪ 762 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,438 ♪ And I'm rocking A little gold chain ♪ 763 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,814 ♪ That ain't real gold ♪ 764 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:47,400 ♪ I told you That it's fucking fake ♪ 765 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:51,529 ♪ I spend my money elsewhere On different things ♪ 766 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:52,447 ♪ That come In little plastic bags... ♪ 767 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,781 -(KNOCKS) -(GASPS) 768 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,992 What are you doing? You need to get-- 769 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:57,160 -Go! -Ugh! 770 00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:58,911 -(WHISPERS) Seriously? -(JULIEN SCOFFS) 771 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,080 ♪ The same night ♪ 772 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:07,879 ♪ I ain't your average Normal dude ♪ 773 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:11,716 ♪ It sure ain't glamorous I keep things loose ♪ 774 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,843 ♪ I ain't your average... ♪ 775 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:13,968 Care to explain? 776 00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:20,016 ♪ Yeah, I'm a savage I'm really cool... ♪ 777 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,730 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 778 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,565 Have you seen Shan-- I-- I mean Sabrina? 779 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,817 Uh... She and Cory took off to the other party. 780 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,569 -They didn't tell you? -Wait, she left? 781 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:34,864 It's just a couple blocks away. I can take you if you want? 782 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:37,116 Or you can stay here. I'm sure they'll come back eventually. 783 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,537 No, no, no. I-- I don't-- I don't feel so good. 784 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,997 DREW: I can help with that. 785 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,374 -You want to get some fresh air? -Mm-hmm. 786 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:48,628 ♪ I don't go to parties Where folks get dressed up ♪ 787 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:49,587 ♪ I go to the function ♪ 788 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:50,671 ♪ (MUSIC CUTS OFF) ♪ 789 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,757 George will be right up. 790 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,052 JORDAN: So, Mike lives with you? 791 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:59,305 Well, he moved into the basement apartment 792 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:00,848 when he got back from Minsk. 793 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,016 He was in Belarus? 794 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,101 For six months, working on his documentary. 795 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:07,063 You said you were friends, I thought you would know. 796 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:09,649 I do. I-- I just thought he finished it. 797 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,068 -(CHUCKLES) Finished it? -(CHUCKLES) 798 00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:13,778 I'll probably be dead by then. 799 00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:15,863 -(JORDAN CHUCKLES) -Talk about a labor of love. 800 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:16,781 We almost had to take out a second mortgage 801 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:20,034 until he found that nice benefactor. 802 00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:22,995 -What was their name again? -Let me make us some tea. 803 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,331 JORDAN: Okay. Yeah, that sounds lovely. 804 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,208 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 805 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,085 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 806 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:32,380 -(LAUGHS) -(CELLPHONE BUZZES) 807 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,007 -I told you I'm very busy. -JORDAN: I'm with Mike's parents 808 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,052 in what turns out to be their house. 809 00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:40,429 He had to move in with them because he is hard up for cash. 810 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,849 So I guess he wasn't lying about being blackmailed. 811 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,600 Bet Kate likes that even more. 812 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,395 I think Mike's mom might know the person who-- 813 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,688 (CELLPHONE CLATTERS) 814 00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:50,314 (PHONE BEEPS) 815 00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:51,774 It's my mom. (EXCLAIMS) 816 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,526 Hope you like chamomile! 817 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,903 Who doesn't like chamomile, am I right? 818 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,866 -(BOTH MOANING) -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) 819 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:01,033 Why are you stopping? 820 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,536 Oh, I wish I didn't have to, but we have to go. 821 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,954 -Where? Now? -Right away. 822 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,080 We're gonna catch Gossip Girl. 823 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,916 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 824 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,209 I don't care what you're doing here. 825 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,544 -You need to leave. -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 826 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:13,254 JULIEN: Why are you breaking into your own house? 827 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:14,547 Come here. Keep quiet. 828 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,050 -(OBIE SHUSHES) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 829 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,178 -(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 830 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,722 -(TELEPHONE BEEPS) -Ja, hallo. 831 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,141 DANIELA SOMMER: (IN GERMAN) 832 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,897 DANIELA: 833 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,404 DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR: A challenger approaches... 834 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:41,741 Um, I-- I don't think those, uh, downers are working. 835 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:43,534 Uh. In fact, for the last fifteen minutes, 836 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,286 I think it's doing the exact opposite. 837 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,788 Oh, my God. I thought it was just me. 838 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,206 Are you sure that was Ativan? 839 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,251 No. I think I fucked up and gave us Cialis. 840 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,253 But I didn't want to say anything in case I was wrong. 841 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:56,088 It's starting to get painful. And I read somewhere 842 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,591 that if it lasts for longer than four hours, 843 00:36:58,674 --> 00:36:59,926 you have to drain it with a needle. 844 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:00,968 No. 845 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,970 Can you just make sure it looks okay? 846 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,055 Yeah. 847 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,601 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 848 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:11,145 DANIELA: (SPEAKING IN GERMAN) 849 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:12,939 Whatever this is, it's a bad idea. 850 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,107 (SHUSHES) I need to hear this. 851 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:17,318 -(DOOR CREAKS) -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 852 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,614 How does it look? 853 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:23,199 Exquisite. I think you're gonna be okay, Ak. 854 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,953 (SIGHS) Thank God Audrey isn't here. 855 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:27,745 -Yeah. -Thank God, indeed. 856 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,997 I'll leave you both to it. 857 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,540 -Julien, we're leaving! -Wait! 858 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,542 HELENA: Julien? 859 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,920 -(SHUSHES) -(GRUNTS) 860 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,213 AUDREY: Julien! 861 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,881 Julien, we're leaving. Let's go. 862 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,424 -Wait, Audrey! Just hold on. -Wait, wait, Audrey, seriously! 863 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,094 -Julien! -MAX: It's not what it looks like, I swear. 864 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,596 -Ein moment, Daniela. -(TELEPHONE BEEPS) 865 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,182 -AUDREY: Julien! -(HELENA SIGHS) 866 00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:52,311 -(SHUSHES) -(JULIEN SIGHS) 867 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,984 Whatever it is you're doing, it's bad. 868 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,652 Yeah, I don't know what you're doing here, Julien. 869 00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:00,987 But I'm sure it's just as bad, okay? 870 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,863 Audrey! Audrey! Audrey! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 871 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,115 (LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) 872 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:08,244 And the gang is all here. 873 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,122 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 874 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,623 I knew that once I started to get close, 875 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,584 Gossip Girl would feel the heat and start digging into me. 876 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,837 So I set a trap. If I'm right, 877 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,672 and the account is run by teachers, 878 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,590 then they'll have access to my personnel file. 879 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,592 The only place with my real address. 880 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,387 And, uh, what's at your real address? 881 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:29,849 My mother. Who, according to the text she just sent me, 882 00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:30,808 is, uh, having tea 883 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,394 with a mystery Constance teacher called Adam. 884 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:39,191 -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) -Hey, are you with me or not? 885 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:42,153 -Of course. I'm with you. -Come on. Let's go. 886 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:48,200 What? (GASPS) Oh, I-- I have been teaching P.E. for... 887 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,954 years. 888 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,624 I think physical education is the most important... 889 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,210 education. 890 00:38:59,170 --> 00:38:59,420 (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 891 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,216 (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 892 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,681 MAX: Why won't you listen to our explanation? 893 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,309 I don't need an explanation. I just caught you on your knees. 894 00:39:13,392 --> 00:39:15,311 -You said it was okay! -And I thought it was! 895 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,520 But then I thought about it. 896 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,773 About how much more you two have in common. 897 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,774 I'm the outlier. I'm not like you. 898 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,233 -We know. -We don't want you to be like us. 899 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,819 You just did it and you didn't even realize it. 900 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,946 -What? -You speak as "we" and I'm out here alone. 901 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,115 ♪ ("TOMMY" BY CLAUD PLAYS) ♪ 902 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,408 Or at least that's how it feels. 903 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:32,286 I mean, you guys get your fucking boys' trips. What do I get? 904 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:33,537 Audrey, are you serious? 905 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:36,457 Look, I watched my mom fall apart 906 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,250 when her two most important people 907 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:39,418 cut her out and continued on without her. 908 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,254 How am I supposed to know that's not gonna happen to me? 909 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,548 We would never do that to you. I would never do that to you. 910 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,842 You just did it again. It's either "I" or "we." 911 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,928 It's not "us." 912 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,429 It's not "all for all or none for none." 913 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,348 We're one, and one, and one. 914 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:56,519 In any relationship, you can only guarantee 915 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,145 you're on the same page in the beginning 916 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,107 and after that, it's anyone's guess. 917 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,276 Look. There's no rules to this thing, okay? 918 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,111 We're just... 919 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,113 We're just making it up as we go along. 920 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:10,324 Yeah. So maybe we hang out in pairs, 921 00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:11,951 so there's no pressure on the three of us 922 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,285 to show up equally? 923 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,287 Yeah. Or maybe we only hang out when it is the three of us? 924 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,290 Or maybe we just talk more. 925 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,504 I mean, we hang out, we have sex, but I don't... 926 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:24,672 I don't know where we are, you know? 927 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:29,260 Okay, then new rule. We check in on each other once a week. 928 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:30,302 Sunday. 929 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:33,848 Fine. Sundays are great. And then we talk. All of us. 930 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,100 About everything, even if it's hard. 931 00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:38,936 Even if it's dark and scary. Promise? 932 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:43,315 Okay. Well, can I start? Because I'm scared. 933 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,483 I want to make sure that we're okay. 934 00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,319 Let's talk and see. 935 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,614 ♪ Convinced we were Just friends ♪ 936 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:54,201 ♪ You said That he was flirting ♪ 937 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,203 ♪ I couldn't see it then... ♪ 938 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,080 -Well? -WAITRESS: Order number 25. 939 00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:00,457 -Well... -Oh, come on. 940 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:04,420 -(LAUGHS) Okay, it's amazing. -DREW: (CHUCKLES) Told ya! 941 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:07,089 -Mm-hmm. -You'll feel better in no time. 942 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:10,092 I once wrote a poem about that exact cheesesteak. 943 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:12,970 I'm sorry, you wrote a poem? 944 00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:16,640 -Oh, she's judgy. Got it. -(LAUGHS) I'm sorry. 945 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:23,230 What else should I know about Monet de Haan? 946 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,399 ZOYA: Um... 947 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,360 Did your sister ever text you back? 948 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,238 -Radio silence. -Yeah, same with Shan-- Sabrina. 949 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:35,075 Um... we should go find that party. 950 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,161 I know Cory. By the time we get to that party, 951 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:39,163 she'll have already moved on to the next one. 952 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:41,957 We could chase 'em around Philly all night, 953 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,668 or I could read you some poems? 954 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,880 Does that usually work with girls? 955 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:49,256 It's my first time trying. 956 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:52,009 I'll let you know in five, 957 00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:56,347 four, three, two... 958 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,518 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 959 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:05,397 Well, Otto... what do you have to say for yourself? 960 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,608 What exactly do you think you're doing this time? 961 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:08,692 I know about Jakarta. 962 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,779 All right? It was built improperly 963 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,405 and it's sinking, just like the San Francisco building, 964 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,450 only at a faster rate. And all these lawsuits? 965 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:19,536 I know that you and Daniela are up to something. 966 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,247 She's the project manager, isn't she? 967 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:22,998 Verdammt nochmal, Otto! 968 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,583 Why can't you just leave us alone? 969 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,048 Is that what you want? 970 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:33,259 I wish I didn't. 971 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,473 Well, that's what I want, too. 972 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:43,018 Fine. You want out? 973 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,939 -Your wish is granted. -Good. 974 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,859 Are you sure you've thought this through? 975 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,194 We don't know what we're getting into. 976 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:53,112 It could be dangerous! 977 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:54,697 No more dangerous than what happens to me 978 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,906 if I don't get Gossip Girl's name 979 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:56,907 by the end of the night. 980 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,826 Can we please just discuss this? 981 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,495 Mikey, you're home! You just missed your friend. 982 00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:02,788 MIKE: What? Wait, wh-- where'd he go? 983 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,665 Uh, he got a text, he said it was an emergency. 984 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:08,544 You tipped him off. 985 00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:11,171 I've been with you this whole time. 986 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,299 Yeah, trying to slow me down. You're-- 987 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,174 You've been working with Gossip Girl. 988 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,052 -Or you are her. -Gossip what? 989 00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,221 My thoughts exactly. 990 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,307 -I can't believe you, Mike. -What? 991 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:23,309 I really thought we had something here. 992 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:25,060 -No. -You clearly only care 993 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,145 about yourself. 994 00:43:26,603 --> 00:43:29,773 Wait-- (GROANS) 995 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,154 It felt like we were back in middle school. 996 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,448 (GRAHAM CHUCKLES) 997 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:38,657 (LAUGHS) 998 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,036 You must think my life is chaotic. 999 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,454 Believe me, I'm not one to judge. 1000 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:46,123 In fact, there's something I wanted to tell you 1001 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,500 about me and my wife. 1002 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:52,046 I don't think I can take another story about 1003 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,006 how perfect she is or what your first date was or-- 1004 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,883 We're separated. 1005 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,011 Are you fucking with me? 1006 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,846 I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you 1007 00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:02,598 to think it had anything to do with you. 1008 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:03,849 Which it doesn't. 1009 00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:06,226 And if I said it, it would sound like I was lying. 1010 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,353 Which I'm not. 1011 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,023 We've both known for a while it's over. 1012 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,693 It just took one of us to say it out loud. 1013 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:18,906 (JULIEN SIGHS) 1014 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:22,409 Play me something. 1015 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,214 Everything in my life feels so out of control. 1016 00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:40,386 My dad, my sister, my best friend, 1017 00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,764 my ex, Gossip Girl, you. 1018 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:51,897 Nothing feels safe. Nothing feels... stable. 1019 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,191 I just want one moment 1020 00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:56,527 where I can close my eyes and be present 1021 00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:58,070 without worrying about... 1022 00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:01,740 if it's real, or good, or right. 1023 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:04,660 Just one. 1024 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:15,379 ♪ (CELLO PLAYING) ♪ 1025 00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:37,818 ♪ ("LULU WALTZ" BY TORLEIF THEDÉEN & FOLKE GRASBECK PLAYING) ♪ 1026 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:00,340 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1027 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,260 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1028 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:10,058 -Hey, good morning. -Wassup? 1029 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,439 Uh, sounds like your sister 1030 00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:17,399 and Sabrina got in pretty late last night. 1031 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,195 Maybe we should grab some breakfast? 1032 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,405 I want to try that Wawa egg sandwich from your haiku. 1033 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:26,658 -(TOILET FLUSHING) -Uh... I can't. I'm busy. 1034 00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,994 Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fine. 1035 00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:31,205 ♪ ("WOLVES" BY HUNGRY FOR THE RIFF RAFF PLAYING) ♪ 1036 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,458 -Maybe another time. -Yeah, sure. 1037 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:40,214 (GRUNTS) Do not accept a drink called an AMF. 1038 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:44,009 And definitely do not follow it with the letters DMT. 1039 00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:46,595 Whew! (GRUNTS) 1040 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:52,392 ♪ Go away from here Darling... ♪ 1041 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,853 So, how was your night? 1042 00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:56,688 Nothing special. 1043 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,901 Hey, let's get outta here. No reason to stay. 1044 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:01,985 Okay. 1045 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,155 (ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES) 1046 00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:13,163 (SCANNER BEEPS) 1047 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:18,835 ♪ Go away... ♪ 1048 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:19,878 (PHONE RINGING) 1049 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,338 LEWIS: Bergmann Property, Lewis speaking. 1050 00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,507 Hi, Lewis, yeah. It's... it's Obie Bergmann. 1051 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,759 Uh, my... my keycard does not seem to be working. 1052 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:28,345 LEWIS: I've been informed that you are no longer 1053 00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:30,347 permitted access to the building. 1054 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:33,225 -Sorry, Mr. Bergmann. -(PHONE BEEPS) 1055 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,896 GOSSIP GIRL: It's time we had a talk about a scary little word 1056 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:38,605 called "trust." 1057 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,858 ♪ Not safe at home anymore... ♪ 1058 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:45,404 GOSSIP GIRL: Like fortune, wealth, or anything truly worth having, 1059 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,157 you have to give a lot to receive a little. 1060 00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:51,410 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1061 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:53,996 GOSSIP GIRL: But trust can be elusive. 1062 00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:57,624 Sometimes we give and give and give, 1063 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,377 and get nothing in return. 1064 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,588 -I hope you don't mind. -Why would I mind? 1065 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,967 Look, I was just angry. Okay? I still am. 1066 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,051 I know. 1067 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,348 And I don't want to be angry anymore. 1068 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:14,558 So, um... 1069 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,561 I think I just need some time. 1070 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,856 Take it. Just... 1071 00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:22,024 Just take it near me? 1072 00:48:22,107 --> 00:48:28,071 ♪ You gotta run, babe You know how to run... ♪ 1073 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:34,077 (PHONE RINGING) 1074 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:37,831 (PHONE RINGING) 1075 00:48:37,914 --> 00:48:40,292 (CELLPHONE BUZZING) 1076 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,796 Are you sure about this? 1077 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,215 Not even a little bit. 1078 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,303 But we deserve to be happy, right? 1079 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:56,683 ♪ Run, babe You know how to run... ♪ 1080 00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:00,312 GOSSIP GIRL: But in the cold light of day, 1081 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:02,022 you can only ever trust yourself. 1082 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:07,986 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 1083 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,657 -(DOORBELL BUZZES) -(DOOR OPENING) 1084 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,159 Finally! You've been ignoring my texts all night. 1085 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:15,994 JORDAN: They were a little inflammatory. 1086 00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:17,454 Damn right they were. 1087 00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:18,664 You went rogue and I almost got caught. 1088 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:21,667 You? I was doing it for you, Kate! 1089 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,211 (SCOFFS) Do not white knight this. 1090 00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:26,630 I wouldn't have had to if you weren't acting irrationally. 1091 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:28,298 -(SCOFFS) -You are dating the man 1092 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:29,132 hunting Gossip Girl 1093 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:31,426 when you are, in fact, Gossip Girl. 1094 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,136 What you're doing is reckless. 1095 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,305 And getting tea with his mother isn't? 1096 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:38,684 She's seen you now! Wendy and I were really worried. 1097 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:39,935 Granted, she was, like, three mai tais in, but-- 1098 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:42,979 -(KNOCKING AT DOOR) -Oh. She can tell you herself. 1099 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:43,897 Come in! 1100 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,068 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1101 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,861 How did I not see it? All the secretive texts, 1102 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,863 the hushed conversations in the teacher's lounge, 1103 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,366 the way Jordan's always creeping around. 1104 00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:55,701 You've been running Gossip Girl together. 1105 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:56,952 I get how it seems, but-- 1106 00:49:57,035 --> 00:49:58,328 MIKE: You wanna know the worst part? 1107 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,371 I liked you, Kate. I thought you were different. 1108 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,958 You were offended by all the lies and deception, too. 1109 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:07,087 -You're the biggest liar of all. -Wait, Mike. 1110 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,214 Kate's right. It's not what you think. 1111 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:11,591 Okay. Okay, maybe it was a little what you think. 1112 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,426 Yes, Kate realized I was at your house 1113 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,553 and tried to warn me. 1114 00:50:14,636 --> 00:50:16,221 But only because she figured out the truth 1115 00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:17,889 and wanted to protect me. 1116 00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:18,974 What now? 1117 00:50:19,057 --> 00:50:23,228 I'm Gossip Girl. Me, alone. I created the account. 1118 00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:25,105 Uh, I've been using the school's firewall 1119 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,733 to hide my tracks. I wanted people to notice me. 1120 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:29,943 For Kate to notice me. Because... 1121 00:50:30,026 --> 00:50:32,070 I've been noticing her since the day she started. 1122 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,364 But... she doesn't see me that way. 1123 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,866 So I thought that if I could impress her-- 1124 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:39,161 Because you are all the things Mike said. 1125 00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:40,620 You hate the lies, you hate the corruption, 1126 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,081 you hate how the students behave. 1127 00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:45,709 I thought that if I could show you 1128 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,128 that I could make a difference... 1129 00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:51,089 that you would finally see me as someone worthy of you. 1130 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,803 Jordan Glassberg, computer science. 1131 00:50:56,887 --> 00:51:00,932 -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) -I have to admit, 1132 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,476 I never would've thought you had it in you. 1133 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:03,935 What happens now? 1134 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,480 Helena has me fired? Arrested? Murdered? 1135 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,316 Helena? Who is that? 1136 00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,028 All I know is I'm free. 1137 00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:14,446 And you're gonna wish you were 1138 00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:16,531 after the person who just got that text finds you. 1139 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:18,325 (CELLPHONE SHATTERS) 1140 00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:24,331 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1141 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:30,587 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1142 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,139 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 82341