Original subtitles

[upbeat music]

- Baby? - Yeah.

- Popcorn is ready. - Oh, boy!

- And I used real butter.

- Oh, you know I love the real thing, baby.

- Yeah, yeah. It did explode in the microwave,

but I'm just gonna blame the kids.

And then we'll have Pam clean it up.

But do not tell her that I said that.

- Your secret is safe with me. - Yes.

All right, got that.

Come sit down.

It is time for movie night. - Awesome.

- Yes, yes. - Is this wine for me?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Aw, it's my favorite. - Sit.

- Okay. - All right.

- I'm sitting. [sighs]

- There you go. You okay?

- Yeah.

Nothing like a good day of rock climbing

to make you feel alive, you know?

- All right. Well, check this out.

I forgot to tell you, but my publisher called.

Are you sure you're okay?

- Yeah. This is my listening face.

- Okay. All right. - [chuckles weakly]

- Anyway, there's interest in TV rights to my book.

- [gasps] - I know.

- What? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- Baby, that is amazing.

- Well, I don't wanna jump the gun,

but you might wanna start looking for Emmy dresses.

I'm just gonna leave it there. - Oh, my God!

It sounds like the gun has been jumped.

- Little bit, little bit. [laughter]

It just feels good to be able to, like,

share these things with you in person.

You know what I mean? - Aww, yeah.

- Yeah, come on now. - I love you so much.

Okay. - I love you too.

I love you too. - Yeah.

- Get on in here. - Okay.

- All right?

You're so incredible, sexy. - Aw.

- My wife is philanthropic.

You out here scaling rock walls and shit.

- I am.

- Look, I know the world needs you,

but I just want you to know that you are my world.

Okay? - Yeah.

- All right?

And I couldn't be more relieved to have you home, baby.

- Oh, oh. Ooh.

- Mmm, mm-mm-mm. - Ow!

[both chuckle]

- You sure you're okay? - Yes.

- It's just 'cause you keep--

you've been groaning, like, all night.

And I'm kinda starting to worry.

- Don't worry about me, baby.

- Okay.

- The only thing you should worry about

is what I'm gonna do to you tonight.

- Yeah?

- Alexa.

- Try--try again.

- Alexa. - One more time.

A little louder. - Alexa!

- There it is.

[electronic chime] - Okay.

Play the "Freak Nasty" playlist.

- Oh!

- Now playing the "Freak Nasty" playlist.

- Let me mute this.

- Mute it, honey. - Yes!

I was hoping, but I didn't know.

And I didn't wanna put any pressure--

- Yes, baby, I'ma give it to you like...

- Oh, give it to me, give it to me.

- A senior in college... - Come on, baby!

- That don't like her dad. - Bring it down, bring it down.

- You get it.

- Baby, I've been missing this so much.

- Oh, baby! - Boom!

There it is. - Yes, you did that!

I love it when you do that.

- Come on. I love a little lap dance.

I'ma get a little rough with it.

I'ma go this way, and you go that way.

And then I'ma come this way. - Ow, baby! Ow!

- Okay. - Ow! Ow, ow.

- Okay, okay, stop. Yeah.

- What are you-- what's going on?

- I'ma slide you here because--

- Baby, I just got warmed up.

- This isn't working for me. And I'ma tell you why.

I know the difference between a sexy groan and a granny groan.

- Oh, you do?

- You hurt yourself when you were rock climbing

with your girls, didn't you?

- Fine. A little bit.

Just pulled a muscle... - I knew it.

- Or four. - Mm.

- And also, maybe just a tiny bit of neck trauma.

- Neck tr--oh, God! I--you--okay.

Okay, see, this--this--this is what I was worried about,

all right?

What if you're injured on a actual mountain next time?

What then?

- Okay, Gary, I travel with doctors.

[chuckles]

And, eh, newsflash: I am a doctor.

- Okay, don't--you-- you're trying to make it--

it's not funny, all right?

You're putting yourself in harm's way.

And it ends today.

- Okay, caveman, let's take it down.

- You know what?

I-I don't know what type of high you're chasing,

but it's getting too dangerous, Bree.

- Gary, I am fine.

- Okay.

If that's so, why don't you grab some popcorn?

You grab some popcorn, I get off your case.

[sensual R&B music on stereo]

- [mumbling indistinctly]

Bring it closer.

- Yeah, I thought so.

- That's so rude.

Why would you do that and not even give me po--

are you gonna leave now?

Popcorn's so far.

♪ ♪

- ♪ So meet me at 11:00, bae ♪

♪ I love the way you're talking dirty ♪

♪ Said I'm so anxious ♪

[R&B music]

- ♪ Let's skip the conversation ♪

♪ You gon' act like my baby, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm losing all my patience ♪

- Hazel!

- Oh, fuck. Hey.

- Yeah, hey, 808 does need more kick.

- [laughs] That was cute, 808 needing some kick.

- Um, eh, did--did you need something?

- I-I did.

You have a meeting with FAI

regarding the upcoming Grammy nom-announcements.

So y'all got about ten minutes to finish slopping spit.

- I'ma get up outta here.

- Uh, I'll see you later, okay? - That sounds great.

- No! Kiss her again. No, I wanna--I wanna see.

- Savannah, never mind.

- Yeah, take it easy. - Yeah.

- [laughing] Oh, my goodness!

You hottie tottie. - [laughs]

- And listen, I hate to have to suggest this,

but since the walls of your penthouse

are way too thin for what you're paid for,

maybe you and Khalil should take

all that little love thing you got going on to his house.

- Oh, girl, my walls are not thin.

- Mm-mm. - Oh, what?

I mean, we-- we were working late,

and then one thing led to another.

- [chuckles] - Oh!

- I thought you swore off men.

- I did, but I-I also swore off

buying shit on Etsy and carbohydrates,

but that didn't work out either, so.

- Mm. Well, how'd it work out when you told Regina the news?

- What news?

- Hazel.

- Come on, Savannah.

Regina and I are finally getting along

and, you know, I don't wanna ruin it.

And besides, I hired you to keep my schedule,

not be my conscience.

- Well, look at it like a bonus.

And you got some lipstick on your titty nipple.

Clean it up. [chuckles]

[upbeat music]

- How did she see that?

Oh, how could she see that? [laughs]

- We are killing it, Tyrell.

Nina's financials are super shady.

- I tried to tell you that, though, didn't I?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's no way that she's not gonna

stop production on her knockoff when she knows what we know.

- Well, I knew to come to the right place, right?

- Mm. - Appreciate you, big head.

- Why I gotta be big head? Can't you just--

- Why is it so big still?

Like, you ain't grown into your body yet?

- Thank you would be enough.

- Tell Slim Shady I appreciate him too.

- Bye.

- I'm at least the real Slim Shady, right?

- According to Tyrell, I guess,

but we don't wanna hear you rap.

- Yeah, no one's probably gonna wanna see that, right?

- Mm-mm.

Oh, but listen, I wanted to ask you

is there anything in particular I should bring

to game night tonight?

I mean, I don't know the first fucking thing about "Catan."

- Yeah, I was actually coming to tell you

that Ellen had to cancel.

- Oh. - Yeah.

And I was gonna do it at my place,

but my cleaning lady is still out on maternity leave.

And, um, I care about you way too much to let you see

how tragic I am without her. - What?

No. Don't--don't cancel.

I'll, um, I'll host it at my place.

- You? - Yeah.

- Really? - Yeah.

Just bring everybody.

- I didn't realize you were this

passionate about establishing settlements

on a fictional island.

That's hot.

- Is that what that is? - Yeah.

- Oh, I, uh, I don't know anything about that.

But I am passionate about getting to know your friends.

If they're important to you, then they're important to me.

- I had to sneak that real quick 'cause you're amazing.

- Thank you.

- Let's do it. - Yeah, let's do it.

- I'll--I'll let them know. You're gonna love everyone.

Kara, George, Beniam, my ex, Bobbi.

- Your ex?

- Bobbi, Bobbi, yeah, she's coming.

Trust me, you guys are gonna--

you guys are gonna hit it off. It's gonna be great.

- Okay, cool.

I mean, listen, if you're able to deal with Tyrell,

I'm sure your ex, Bobbi, is a breeze.

- Right. - Yeah.

- All right, that's my girl. - Okay. All right.

- I'll see you tonight, all right?

- See ya.

[meditative sitar music]

- Shanti, Shanti, ohm.

Shanti, Shanti, ohm.

[door opens]

♪ ♪

Shanti, Shanti, ohm.

♪ ♪

Oh, Shanti, Shanti, ohm.

- Hey, Regina.

Uh, guess you're just, uh,

asking the universe for a little extra Grammy luck, but--

- Shh!

We do not ask the universe for luck.

We ask for wisdom to accept

whatever it does or does not send us.

- Uh, I agree.

Um--[clears throat] You know what?

Sometimes, uh, the universe will, um,

intentionally block our desires,

whether that be love or--

or money, um, or--or men.

- While we're on the topic of men,

look at what flew out of my Tarot.

- Oh, that--yeah, that-- that--that's--that's pretty.

- Yes. - It's really pretty.

- I asked the universe what to do with my feelings

for Khalil, and it delivered the fucking Lovers card!

- The--the--the--the--the what--what--what card?

- I knew we were twin flames.

Now, I'm not holding anything back!

The boy is mine.

- Um, Regina, listen,

I-I actually wanted to talk to you about Khalil.

- Oh.

- Have you ever heard of the phrase

old flex or old work or, you know, uh--

- Hazel! - What?

- Regina, guess what? Guess what?

- What?

- "What You Owe" just got nominated for a Grammy!

- What? [screams] - I knew it! I knew it!

[laughter]

- Oh, thank you, Hazel.

I owe you for "What You Owe" big time!

[cork pops]

[cheering and laughter] - Got it!

- Now--now, what were you gonna tell me?

- I was--I was gonna say congratulations.

- Oh!

- We're nomi-gramminated. [laughter]

Yes, girl. Yup, that's right. Mm-hmm.

[jazz music]

- What are we doing? - Okay, okay, shh!

I hope it's not too much.

- [laughs] No way.

Baby, this is incredible.

- Yeah? - Yeah. You did this?

- You think your friends are gonna, like, like it?

I just wanted to mix it up with an escape room

and a Harlem Renaissance vibe.

- Everyone was booked, so I'm the host

and the bartender tonight.

♪ ♪

- Oh, she's angry.

- Yeah, everybody else was booked.

[doorbell chimes]

- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

- How do I look? - Amazing.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Excited? - Mm.

- They're gonna love you.

♪ ♪

Welcome to our escape room.

- What? - Oh, my God!

- May you get out with your lives.

- Jeez, crazy. - Wow!

- This is amazing!

- Thank you.

- It's not "Catan," but we like.

- [laughs] Good. - By the way, I'm Kara.

- George. - Beniam.

- Awesome.

- And it's so nice

to finally meet the lady Jacob won't shut up about.

- How could I?

Where's Bobbi?

- Oh, she got held up in court

dealing with some complicated felony case.

- Public defender woes.

[doorbell chimes] - Bobbi's a lawyer?

- Lawyer, advocate, hero. - [chuckles uncomfortably]

- Did someone say hero?

- Hey! - Bobbi!

[laughter]

- Come here. [both laugh]

[quirky dramatic music]

Bobbi, Bobbi, I would love to introduce you

to my girlfriend, uh, Jayla.

- Hi. I'm Jayla. Nice to meet you.

Oh. [both laugh]

Hey, girl.

together: Wow, you are gorgeous.

- Oh. [laughter]

[phone ringing]

♪ ♪

- [groans] [phone ringing]

Hey.

- She's me.

- Huh?

- [sighs] Jacob's ex-girlfriend, Bobbi.

She's here formy game night.

And she's Black, she's a lawyer,

and she's insanely hot.

I mean, just not me hot, but you--you get my point.

What--what am I supposed to do?

- Well, at least he's got good taste.

And maybe you guys will, you know,

get along since you have so much in common.

- No, no.

Listen, something just doesn't feel right.

You think Jacob got some weird, like,

hot Black girl fetish?

'Cause I'm not trying to be nobody's fetish.

- Oh, well, I don't know. That's--that's a good point.

[laughter] - See?

Ain't nothing that damn funny! I need some reinforcements.

- You know what? I love me a game night.

And honestly, I could take a break from Gary.

He's just hovering over my ass like I'm a invalid.

It's so annoying!

- Okay, perfect.

But listen, I don't want Jacob to think

that I invited you as a crutch,

so can you just keep it natural?

Speaking of, are you okay?

- Yeah. I'm doing all right.

I'm doing pretty good. You know what?

I'll be over in a jiffy.

- All right, cool. Thank you.

- [groaning] Okay.

- Hey, yo. - Hey.

- Okay, where you going?

- [groans]

See Jayla 'cause she's having a game night,

and she needs me there.

- Young lady, you're not going anywhere like this.

- Excuse me, old man, okay?

You're not the boss of me.

And I got things to do.

- Then, uh, you know, I'ma go with you.

- Gary, I don't need a babysitter.

- You sure? - Ow!

Yes! Ow!

- Okay. Uh-oh.

Here. I'll just wait here.

Whenever you're ready.

- Oh, my God.

One track suit, and you turn into Jillian Michaels.

- I'm just saying. You over here limping around.

- What do you mean? This is the new walk.

- Wait a minute. What about the kids?

- They're at a sleepover. - Oh!

- How do you not know where your kids are?

- Good God, I totally forgot. Totally slipped my mind.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Attention, please.

There are no phones allowed

in the Harlem Renaissance Escape Room.

- You heard her. Hand 'em over.

Hey. Give it to the gatekeeper.

[jazz music]

- Oh, just a minute.

[phones rustle] Just a minute.

- Oh, come on. Take it away from work?

You can go without the phone for a couple of hours.

Please.

- Right. Not a problem.

I'm game to game. - All right.

- Yeah. - Yes.

Let the games begin.

- Yes! - Oh.

Oh, my God. - Nervous?

[phone buzzing]

- I can't believe this! We're here! We are here!

- Regina, Regina, Regina, stop! Stop it, stop it.

You're a star, and now the whole world knows.

- Aw, thank you, Khalil.

- What if you just tell her now since she's

got the Grammy glow?

Just rip that damn Band-Aid off.

- Girl, I am not ripping damn Band-Aid off.

You know what's under there?

It is a messy wound of resentment

and broken commitments.

- Not about me, okay? You.

- She's like a lovesick puppy.

- Well, she's gonna find out.

- No, she is not because Khalil and I will just--

we'll be discreet.

For at least until after the Grammys

and after her album release.

For another six or seven months or so.

- So you're going for full-on hot-ass mess here?

Got it. Um, uh, okay, let me get that.

Thank you.

- Oh! - That is so cool.

[all laugh]

- Okay. - What is that?

- Okay, grab this side. - Oh.

- [gasps] - There it is.

- Found it! Yes! - Nice!

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, uh, uh. [chuckles]

all: Ooh! [laughter]

- And another solve, the "Law & Order" BJ unit.

- [laughing] Yes, that's right.

- Excuse me?

- Oh, it's just our nickname from law school.

It's a long story. - Oh, um, I got time.

- Nah, it's-- it's not a big deal.

- Mm-hmm.

[doorbell chimes] Oh, I'll--I'll get that.

I'll get that. - All right.

- I figured out the clue, guys. Follow me.

- Oh, okay. He's got it, he's got it.

♪ ♪

all: Hey.

- You know, we were just in the neighborhood buying shoes.

- Groceries! - That's better.

- Come in, come in, come in.

Babe, uh, Bree and Gary were in the neighborhood

buying sh--groceries.

- I heard. - Yeah.

- Hey, guys.

- Give me some, big man. Yeah. - Oh, what's up?

- Ow. - Oh. Are you okay?

- What's up, dude?

- You okay? - Yeah.

- Well, um, Jayla and I were

just in the middle of the game night.

So--

- Game night, you say? I love games.

Thank you for asking.

Don't I love games, Gary?

- Oh, she loves to play games. - Yeah.

- Great!

So why don't you two just join us?

[laughs]

- You can't add people once the game starts.

- Uh, girl, do you want my credit card number or what?

- Yeah, I do. - You're limping.

[soft dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Wow.

Uh, I mean, you said you guys looked alike,

but that's some "Sister, Sister" shit.

- [sighs] Yeah.

Bree, are you okay? - Mm-hmm.

- You took a hard fall when

we were rock climbing the other day.

And besides, why didn't we go to our usual bougie brunch

like normal people?

- Well, first of all, I'm okay.

Thank you so much for asking. You're so sweet.

And I told you guys, my next mercy ship goes to Chile.

And--and I gotta get all of my training in because I really

don't wanna leave Chile without climbing this mountain,

Cajón del Maipo.

It's amazing. It's muy bonita.

- Right.

Yeah, I'm good with just a postcard and a T-shirt.

- Oh, I could definitely make that happen.

- Ooh. all: Ooh.

[laughter]

- What's up with your doppelganger, though?

I mean, what do you know about her?

- Mm, not much.

But I feel like I'm in a Jordan Peele movie,

and she's my tether. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm just hoping she doesn't sister me to death.

- Well, I'ma find out all the intel

I know about that bitch, okay?

In the meantime, you find me some codeine.

Just for fun.

Yeah. Let's do this, bitches!

- ♪ Go, go, that's how you wanna go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[upbeat hip-hop music]

I feel like--oh, hi!

- Wow. How you doing?

♪ ♪

- Good to see you.

- Uh, would you excuse me for a second, please?

♪ ♪

What's going on? - Hey.

- Baby, this is a party. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

- What?

Everything okay?

- Yeah, yeah. I'm--yeah, no.

I have got to let you in on something.

- Hazel! - Hi.

- Hey. [laughter]

- Okay. - Aw.

- Sister. - [chuckles]

Listen, I just wanna thank you for believing in me.

We haven't always seen eye to eye,

but you've never steered me in the wrong direction.

- And don't you forget it. - [chuckles]

Khalil, all of the work that we've done in this album

has been magical.

- Aw, it's been a pleasure working with you.

You're an amazing talent.

- Aww.

I can't think of anybody else that I wanna share this moment.

It would be kismet if you were to accompany me

to the Grammys.

- Okay, cool, but I'll be there with Haze--

- Hey, you know what?

I know that the studio is having an emergency.

The motherboard had a meltdown,

and we have to revive it.

Um, so we're gonna go do that.

- Oh. Well, we'll talk later.

- Absolutely.

- Oh, oh, you go and--and mingle, okay?

- Yes. - Have fun.

- 20 years in the music industry,

and all you could come up with, revive the motherboard?

What?

- I need you to meet me in the studio in two minutes.

- Mmm.

- Two minutes. - Yes.

- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

- Ah, here it is!

[cheers and applause]

That was so easy.

I mean, during my time in Addis Ababa,

all the Ethio jazz clubs played the old-school JB.

Like, [imitates jazz horns]

- Oh, that's something. - Wow, Addis Ababa.

- Oh, wow.

- Sounds like you two

have had some great adventures together.

- I never been.

That was one of Bree's many dangerous solo trips.

- I'm pretty dynamic. [both chuckle]

- Can we go now?

- We haven't escaped the room yet.

- Yeah, but we're not really trapped.

Like, the door's right there.

- Oh, to the floor!

[all exclaiming]

all: Bree! Bree! Bree! Bree! Bree! Bree! Bree! Bree!

- So you are the infamous Bobbi.

[both chuckle]

It's crazy how you and Jacob have kept in touch

over all these years.

You know, most people just keep it moving.

You know what I mean?

- I mean, Jake is such a great guy.

And pretty much all his exes keep in touch.

- Oh, right.

So I mean, um, sis to sis, when you say all, like,

can you put a number to that?

Are you-- - Uh, well, let's see.

There's Brandy, Felicia,

there's Paige, Sharonda, Nikki, the three Kims.

- What? So he's like DMX?

Darkman X?

- [chuckles] - Like, [barks]

Like Ruff Ryders? No?

Uh, well, what I'm saying is, are they all--

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Lawyers?

- No! I-I mean, well, yes.

Right, yes, of course, 'cause we're both lawyers.

No.

Black.

- [scoffs] Oh, Jayla.

- Bobbi. [chuckles]

- We can't pigeonhole ourselves like that.

together: [high-pitched] Right? Yeah.

Come on. [both laugh]

♪ ♪

[doorbell chimes]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing here?

- I've been blowing your phone up all night.

- Why?

- I had to bribe a paralegal with a fresh pair of Js

just to get your address.

- Okay, remind me to fire that paralegal.

What do you want?

♪ ♪

- Um, I don't know what in the "Eyes Wide Shut"

is going on here, but we have a problem.

I may have let it slip that you're my ex.

And now, Nina's trying to file a motion

to get you thrown off the case.

- Shit. Of course, you did.

- Yeah. My bad. So what's the plan?

- The plan? - Mm-hmm.

- It's after hours, Tyrell. What'd you think?

I'm just at your beck and call? - Ain't no hours.

You are here at my beck and call.

That's what billable hours mean.

- Hey, Tyrell.

Uh, Jayla, can I have a word?

- Sure. Tyrell was leaving. Everything's fine.

- No, it's not.

- No, it's not.

You heard him.

- Uh!

[dramatic hip-hop beat]

- Hey. What's going on?

- I don't get you.

You insisted on hosting game night,

but you've been distant and weird,

staring at my friends, asking invasive questions.

- I was just trying to be a good host

and get to know them.

- While Bree and Gary just happen

to be in the neighborhood?

- It's a really popular neighborhood.

It got shoes, groceries.

- I'm not joking, Jayla.

- Okay.

- And to make this night even sweeter,

your ex-husband just happens to stop by.

- My client stopped by. I handled it.

- Okay. So he's your client now?

Because the way you just spoke to him made it seem

like he was more than that. - Oh, what?

I'm sorry that we can't all be besties with our ex.

Maybe you and Bobbi can give us some pointers on that.

- I'm not gonna apologize for having a romantic past.

Not everyone can have a relationship drought

for a decade because they run at the first sight of trouble.

- [scoffs] Wow.

And this is coming from the man who Usain Bolted

out of his own birthday party.

If anything, you've always had one foot out the door.

- Maybe I'm just matching your energy.

- Oh, okay.

Well, if we both have one foot out the door,

why don't we just take that final step and call it?

- Maybe we should.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Baby, come on. Look, everybody, they gave up.

They at the bar, they drinking, they having fun.

- That's because they're all quitters.

- No, they're not.

See, there's a difference between quitting

and knowing enough is enough.

They having fun. - Oh, God, Gary.

Is that the kind of bullshit you write in your books?

- Ah, see, you would know

if you came to one of my readings.

- Really?

What are you looking at?

What? [gasps]

Oh, oh, it's the key! It's the key!

If I can get the key, I win everything!

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- I gotta get it. - Let me do it, let me do it.

- No, I can do it. I'm right here.

Oh! - All right.

- Oh, no! - Hey, hey, hey.

- Can't reach it.

- Come on, let's just-- - Okay.

This will do. - You think that's gon' work?

[something cracks] - Ow! Shit!

Oh, shit, I can't move!

- Oh, God. - Oh! I'm stuck!

Oh, my God, I need a bath. - Easy, easy, easy.

- Oh, I'm just in so much pain. - I know.

But I told you that we should not go

to the stupid game night.

But no, Bree had to get her thrills.

- Look--ow.

Ugh!

Usually, when I try something new and fun,

there's, like, a rush or a thrill, but that was not this.

This was like a placebo or something.

- Huh. Let me ask you a question.

Why do you think this rush is so important to you suddenly?

- Okay, I hate when you use your teacher voice on me.

You know I don't like that. - It's just a question.

Can you answer the question?

- Okay, fine.

Um, if I had to answer the question, it's because death.

- Mm. - When you go, you go.

And you're gone, and that's it.

Just like that, there's no coming back.

- Like Ari. - Like Ari.

Exactly like Ari.

I mean, you have to seize every moment that you have

because we're not promised tomorrow.

So if you ain't out there trying new things--

[soft dramatic music]

- [sighs]

- Damn, am I that basic?

- Yeah. It's okay.

Here, scoot over. Mmm.

- Mmm.

Gary, have I just been running towards these adventures

as a distraction instead of dealing with Ari's death?

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Oh, God.

I just--

I just wanna--

I wanna cross everything off my bucket list.

I wanna live life with no regret.

- Mm.

- I wanna be a hero.

- You are a hero of our family, Bree.

I mean, look, I missed you.

And our kids missed you.

- I missed you guys too, so much.

- And I get it.

Like, it's easy to fall in love with the adventure

of it all, but I don't know.

You know, when I think about what David is going through,

I just--I'm scared of losing you.

♪ ♪

- Gary... - Hmm?

- I'm not leaving.

I'm not going anywhere.

- [sighs] - Okay?

- Yeah.

- You don't have to do this by yourself.

I promise. - All right.

I love you.

- I love you too, so much.

- You know what I'm gonna do? - What?

- I'ma run you a bath. - Mm.

- I'ma sprinkle some Epsom salt in there.

- Yeah. - Right?

Just kinda-- you know what I mean?

- Yeah, like Salt Bae, but with the Epsom salt.

- Yeah, that's what's up. - Epsom Salt Bae.

- Epsom Salt Bae, that's me.

All right, I'ma go and I'm gonna do that for you.

- All right. - Hey. [smooches]

I love you. - I love you too, baby.

- All right, baby. I'll call you when it's ready.

- Okay.

See you soon.

♪ ♪

- Are you serious?

We're in here, Hazel, making music.

Yes, we have chemistry.

Yes, there's all these things going on.

But Regina thinking that we're together, you sure?

- Yes, absolutely sure.

And for your information, her little tarot cards

are not on our side.

We have got to be so careful.

No PDA, no googly eyes, none of that, zip.

- How about we just be honest?

- We're in too deep.

- We are?

Hazel, I-I don't wanna

be in a relationship with you in private.

I wanna live and love you out loud, you know?

The truth is what we have to give to Regina, at minimum,

as a professional courtesy.

- [sighs] You don't understand.

The last time Regina recorded an album,

her boyfriend, Justin,

just dumped her out of the clear, blue sky.

And she was devastated.

She went AWOL, and she didn't finish her record.

If we don't approach this delicately,

we can kiss her, the song,

the label bye-bye.

- I hear you.

It just--it just doesn't seem right.

- And this is so huge for her, for me, for you.

Damn it, my irresistible pheromones!

- Don't worry.

We're gonna get through this, okay?

We're gonna get through this together.

- Look at my pheromones working.

- [inhales deeply] Yes.

Yes, they are. - Mm-hmm.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

[smooching]

- Oh, shit.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Regina, I-I was--

- No, I-I completely understand.

And I wish you both...

many blessings.

♪ ♪

- [sighs] Honestly, that wasn't so bad.

- I fucked this up! Shit!

- Are these congratulations for your Grammy nom flowers

or sorry-for-sexing-your-crush flowers?

- Mm, both.

Maybe I should have gotten more.

- Honey, this is a lot of heavy lifting

for one premium bouquet.

[dramatic music]

- "I quit."

- You gon' need a whole damn florist.

You're fucked.

- I'm fucked. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm fucked.

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪

♪ Held you down, took you from minor to major ♪

♪ You won't admit it ♪

♪ You're the fruits of my labor ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪

♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

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