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[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing] - Where's the address?

Uh, I just had it. I--

[phone ringing]

Hold for Hazel.

- Damn it. I'm coming.

I'm on my way.

Hello. It's Hazel.

Yeah, my assistant will definitely send you

the studio location and time.

[chuckles] OK, thanks.

- I don't like to complain-- - And yet...

- We need an assistant like yesterday.

I just missed a meeting because no one checked our voicemail.

Curtis quit three months ago.

- Well, it's on my to do list.

- You got bags under your eyes.

And you wore that shirt yesterday.

- I don't wear shirts.

And I would never.

- Did you sleep at the office to avoid

going home because you can't be alone with your thoughts?

- I'm not doing this with you. - I'm an empath.

I can pick up on things.

- Well, can you put them down and go?

I've got a lunch somewhere.

- ♪ Shut up, quit talking ♪

♪ What'd you say? I don't hear nothing ♪

♪ Shut up, quit talking ♪

- This is amazing.

Look at this art, honey, the pink sofa.

Look at you. Girl got class.

This looks like a museum.

- [chuckles] Thanks for being good

on the location change, Sav. - Are you kidding me?

You know I had to see the penthouse,

all those platinum albums built.

I tell you, seeing you at the memorial

brought back so many memories.

- Remember that time that we had to sleep on the sidewalk

just to get tickets to-- both: Jam of the Year.

- Oh, my God. I woke up with gum in my hair.

- And I needed the peanut butter to get all that gum out.

- Girl, you took me to some life-changing concerts.

- I am so proud of you, Haze.

I've been keeping tabs on you.

- Ah.

Sorry we lost touch.

- Please. It wasn't just you.

I got married right out of school,

started popping out kids, and then the divorce.

- So--so where you living now?

- I'm, um--I'm still in the house in New Jersey.

- Oh, you got the house.

See, a good lawyer is a girl's best friend.

- Well, um, we're-- we're both in the house.

I know it might sound crazy, but it was an amicable divorce.

And financially, it just didn't make sense

to split and sell everything.

No, and sentimentally, I couldn't do it.

It's the house I raised my babies in.

- If you say so.

So what else is new?

- Not a damn thing.

[chuckles]

Turns out if you do stay-at-home mom right,

they leave home. - That's what I hear.

- I just, um, I really want to go back to work, though.

I do.

But with a gap that long, I don't know.

- Work for me. Oh, my God.

I need an assistant at Ladies First.

- I don't think I'm qualified.

- Sav, you taught me everything I know about music.

And you just plated this meal like it was fresh out

of a gourmet magazine.

I mean, that's the job, making sushi out of shit.

[laughs]

I need you to do this.

You need you to do this.

- I do need it. - It's done.

- Done. - It's done.

- Here's to you, boss.

- All right. [both laugh]

- Mr. Rembrandt, Miss Davis, we appreciate

your openness in our situation.

- And we appreciate you two disclosing your relationship.

Carol.

- As previously discussed, these documents

enumerate the guidelines you agree to abide by

as colleagues in a romantic relationship.

- Sidebar? - Sidebar.

Be right back.

- Section two, unwanted advances from either party

can still be considered harassment.

I amend wanted advances will not if clearly communicated.

- Hmm. Accepted.

So long as council agrees to clearly

indicate unwanted advance.

[soft playful music]

Let's proceed, section 3C regarding avoiding

public displays of affection.

I propose that such an event should not

be deemed public if three or less people are present?

- I counter that two or less.

Three's a crowd. - Oh. I accept it.

- Oh, and billable hours can extend in conversation

outside of the workplace.

- You want to charge clients

for what we discuss in the shower?

- Time is money.

- I accept.

- Clarification initialed and signed.

- Great.

We'll execute clean copies for signatures.

- That wasn't so hard.

We couldn't be happier to have you here, Jacob.

I've heard so many great things about you.

And, my God, your track record is remarkable.

- Thank you, sir. I'm thrilled to be here.

- I'm thrilled to be here as well.

- Looking forward to seeing

what you'll accomplish with us, Miss Wright.

Lots of room for growth.

♪ ♪

- We were in the midst of a unique phenomenon,

David, a sympathy surge.

- What the hell is a sympathy surge?

- When something traumatic happens to a public figure,

there's an outpouring of love and support,

which I think we can utilize to resume

your campaign for U.S. Senate.

- Can't I grieve in peace?

- In peace, yes, but also in public.

David, you've never been more popular than you are right now.

This is your moment.

- My moment? - Mm-hmm.

- It feels like I'd be exploiting my wife's passing

for a Senate seat.

- I mean, you wouldn't be the first, second,

or 15th politician to use grief to propel your career.

Look at Joe Biden.

He rode the grief train all the way to the White House.

- I don't know, Kelly. It seems too soon. No.

- David, I am your campaign manager, OK?

If there is no campaign, I have nothing to manage.

Make sense?

- Yo, David. What's up, baby?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh, is this is a bad time?

- Nope. Nope.

We were just about to take a break.

Can you excuse us, Kelly?

Thank you.

OK, sit, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What brings you by?

- OK, check this out.

So you know the short story that I wrote that blew up?

- Yeah, the one about the vampire werewolf?

You may have mentioned it once or a thousand times.

- OK, your boy has been invited to be

on his first panel at Comic-Con.

- Oh, that's big time.

San Diego? - Uh, no. No.

Actually, it's the--it's the con in New Brunswick.

Little smaller, still very legit though.

But I was in the neighborhood, I just wanted to drop in,

check on you, see how you doing.

- How am I doing? Oh, my God.

Over--overwhelmed.

Just got a lot on my mind.

You know, am I running for U.S. Senate?

Is Megan doing OK alone at school?

I mean, how the hell am I supposed

to live my life without Ari?

- You know what? You need a break.

I can see it all in your face.

You just need a little break.

What would you say to an overnight in New Brunswick?

Hmm? - Uh, I w--

I would say

thank God we have a back door.

- Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.

Uh, why don't you just pack a bag, I'll wait here.

- Oh, no, with all my trips back and forth to Albany,

my back seat is like a fucking men's department.

- All right. - Come on. Let's go.

- [whispering] But be quiet 'cause she's crazy.

- [whispering] OK. Really? She seems so nice.

She that crazy?

Seems like a very nice young lady.

- [whispering] She's nice.

- David?

- But then this old-ass white man

got the nerve to tell me that I have lots of room to grow?

Excuse me? Bitch, I'm grown. Thank you.

- A glass of Sauvignon Blanc, please.

- I bust my ass to impress the partners at my last firm,

and now I have to do it all over again.

- OK, maybe make it two.

- And now I'm just thinking this love contract

has put me under even more scrutiny.

- OK, honey, you might as well just go ahead

and bring the whole bottle. Thank you.

Jayla, do not let anyone pigeonhole you.

You can be hot and super successful.

Look at me.

- Yeah, you are hot. - Thank you.

- It's just this merger.

It reminded me that law is a man's world.

And I'm going to have to work twice as hard to penetrate it.

- You know, speaking of penetrate,

I am very single these days.

- Is that all you heard?

- And you know, I don't want to get on the apps

because I make a fortune

off the shadier side of digital dating.

- OK, so Maxine wants to settle down with a nice guy.

Is that what you're saying?

- Is that really what you heard?

No, girl, I am ready to step into a long overdue hoe phase.

So I don't know, can you write something up

that legally covers my ass so I could get my freak on?

- Well, you know, I missed the lectures in law school

on hoe phase briefs.

But I'll put together a NDA to keep your suitors quiet.

- Oh, no, but see, I like them loud.

- Oh, you nasty.

- [chuckles] And you know it. Thank you.

You know what?

I think that we should celebrate.

OK, let's have a ladies night.

You know, go out, and we can pop vintage bottles,

and I can maybe find a draft pick or two.

- OK, let me get the NDA first, please.

- Yeah, so I can get on the D.

And I'm not talking about defense.

- Oh, OK.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Someone is screwing up my career house.

I almost missed a meeting with The-Dream

because every time his assistant called, somebody hung up.

- Nobody would hang up on The-Dream.

- Um, oh-- - Wait, is that a real person?

I'm so sorry.

I mean, doesn't "I'm calling about The-Dream"

sound like a prank?

- [stammers] Who are you?

Who is this? - She's our new assistant.

Hey, how do you not know The-Dream?

- The last album I bought was "A Very Wiggles Christmas."

- What do you mean our new assistant?

- What do you mean almost missed?

- I called his cell. That's not the point.

- You made it. So you're good.

- You hired an assistant without consulting me?

- You said we needed one.

- Someone qualified.

- Well, she is qualified.

She's just rusty.

- It's cute.

You're finally helping someone.

But we're a business, not a charity.

- Don't you have a travel mug that

says something about women going to hell

who don't help other women?

- Don't you throw my mug in my face.

I'm all about helping someone.

But she screwed up.

You blew it off.

That sets a precedent.

- That's fair.

[whispering] I'll talk to her.

- [sniffling]

- Oh, Savannah, don't you worry about Regina.

Her bark is worse than her bite.

- That's not it.

My ex just sent me a text saying that

he was gonna be having somebody over for dinner tonight.

Can you believe him?

I don't even know why I care.

- Hon, that's why people do not live with their ex-husbands.

- I know you're not wrong.

I think I'll just lay low in my part of the house tonight.

That's all. - That's bullshit.

No.

You need a night out.

- I'm--I'm not--no, I'm not going out, honey.

- One of my girlfriends texted me about a club night.

I'm going to RSVP for two.

- [laughs] Hazel, I am not a club person.

- I remember something different.

- I haven't been to a club in years.

- We're gonna get you dressed up,

and we're gonna find you some company to bring home tonight.

Hmm, see how he likes that.

♪ ♪

- Hey, I haven't seen you around in a while.

Where you been?

- I thought maybe I was losing it,

like maybe April was a figment of my imagination.

But then Maxine sent me the security footage

from the wedding weekend.

You have no idea how many people pick their wedges

when they think no one is watching.

But I found her.

- Mm, well, telling from the left side of her face,

she's cute. - Mm-hmm.

But Maxine has no idea who she is.

She was like a stowaway on the island.

Like an isle-away.

- Well, what's up with this, uh, what is that?

A feather on her left calf?

That must be something, right?

- How the hell did I miss this?

I never miss anything.

- Well, maybe you're a little lovestruck.

But look, just handle this case like you do all the others,

and you'll find your Cinderella.

- OK.

- [chuckles] [clears throat]

Hey, Mr. Rembrandt.

- Oh, Miss Wright. What can I do for you?

- Well, I don't know if you remember,

but I was the lead on Maxine Hart's

divorce settlement last year.

- Yes, I do recall that.

- Yeah, well, I would love to be at the top of your mind

for whatever high profile,

high stakes client we have come in.

- I admire your tenacity, Miss Wright.

As a matter of fact, I do have something

with one of our newer high profile clients.

It's yours if you want it. - Yes.

[chuckles] Thank you. Yes.

I will make sure that this client

gets the best settlement.

- I'm counting on it.

- OK, you can count on me.

- Look at you, moving on up, huh?

And you were worried. - I wasn't worried.

I was chilling. - Yeah. What's the case?

♪ ♪

- Tyrell Waters? Jay, he's big money.

You know they call this guy the sneaker guru?

- Yeah.

I call him my ex-husband.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So what happened between you two?

- We were young.

He was dumb, I was focused, he wasn't.

You know, the tale as old as time.

- Look, if you don't want the case, don't take the case.

- Whoa, we got there pretty fast.

Are--are you uncomfortable?

- No. No. I'm good.

I just--I want you to be happy.

- What would make me happy is being seen

as a kick-ass attorney.

That's all I want.

- Look, how about dinner tonight to mull it over?

- Sorry. - [gasps]

- I know.

I told the girls I would go out tonight.

Rain check? - Yeah, anytime.

Even if it's not raining.

- This is it.

Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.

Dude, it just warms my heart to see nerd culture just

thriving in Central Jersey.

Hello. Hello. How are you? Oh, I love your--

I love your wings. This is so amazing.

[gun whooshing] Oh, look, my man coming through

with the--with the-- This is awesome, man.

Isn't this great? You good? - Uh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

I--I just feel weird.

I haven't really gone out lately.

- Oh, I hear you, man. But just--you know what?

Try to enjoy yourself a little.

Because you deserve it, man. You know what?

You're much better company than Bree would be, man.

Because she's all like, "Comic-Con is for--

"it's for kids, and did you have a bad childhood?

And were you're not hugged enough?"

And I'm like, "Listen, first of all, if anything,

I was hugged too much, you know."

But I say something like that to my wife,

and you know how wives are when they do--

- I do.

I'm sorry.

- No, don't-- don't do that, Gary.

Just because Ari's gone doesn't mean you can't talk about Bree.

- I know. - It's OK.

- I know, I just-- I didn't bring you here

to listen to me complain.

I brought you here so you can get your mind off things

and, you know, have a good time.

- And I will.

Now, continue with your grievances.

[both laugh] - No, it's not like grievances.

But--whoa, is this a dinosaur?

- It seems real.

- No, it's just, you know, I don't know, man.

She's just been weird lately, right?

Just been totally weird.

Like, she was supposed to find hospital volunteers

to go on these medical aid trips.

But then she goes, and she volunteers herself, right?

What kind of shit is that?

- And then she's doing a bunch of, like, just weird,

like, non-Bree type shit. Oh, no. Don't touch that.

You don't know where that's been.

Don't touch that.

But she's doing stuff-- she want to buy dirt bikes.

She wants to go scuba dive.

I'm like, when in the hell did you start scuba diving?

- Well, if I've learned anything from Ari,

it's that sometimes women need space to figure things out.

But not so much space that you

lose sight of your relationship.

- You know what? That's great advice.

And I appreciate that. The scuba stuff threw me

'cause she doesn't like wearing a wetsuit.

I think she looks fine as--oh!

Yo, you know who that is, right?

That's Metatron.

What's up, man? Oh, my goodness.

Dude--you don't know-- from "Supernatural."

- Oh, "Super--" yeah, never seen it.

But he kind of looks like the guy who played Booger

in "Revenge of the Nerds."

- I told you. This is so dope.

I told you there would be celebrity sightings.

And this is it. My mind is blown.

Dude! Look at you! - How are you?

- Good.

- Can I sign anything for you?

- Absolutely. Please.

Let me, um--I tell you what.

I don't think I-- give me something to sign.

You got something. There it is. Boom.

- It's just a business card.

- Oh, well, New York State Senator David Montgomery.

Whoa, nice attention to detail.

That looks like the real thing.

- It is.

- That's the spirit.

- I've got to say, I'm, like, your biggest fan.

Like, real talk. Seriously.

And I'm, like, doing my first panel 'cause I'm a writer.

- Listen to me, get out now.

One convention turns into two, and then three,

and then the next thing you know,

you're traveling the country

talking to truly demented people

and autographing tattoos of yourself on their upper thighs.

- He's right, man. I've got to agree.

The fans, or constituents in my case,

can be a lot-- like, a lot a lot.

- Oh!

[chuckles] Hi.

Yeah, that's right.

It's me.

And don't even get me started on the other regulars here.

You know Green Power Ranger? - Yes.

- Complete asshole.

- I told you. I saw him at the elevator.

Off energy. I said it. - He said it.

- So who should I make this out to?

- Yes, if you can make that out to GR Washington.

- GR Washington. - GR Washington.

- Did you say you're GR Washington?

- Yeah.

- Daniella, oh, it's GR Washington.

- So to-- - Holy shit.

We love your story.

I mean, my friend is dressed as Samaria.

- Oh, look at-- - I know.

[laughter] - Thank you.

Can we take a selfie? - Yes.

OK, absolutely. Absolutely.

- Careful now. - Oh, no. This is fine.

This is--look at you!

Got--I can't believe this!

Look at--oh. - How's this?

- Wow, OK. - Oh!

It's GR Washington! - Ay! Ay! Yeah!

Oh, wow! [fans cheering]

GR Washington in the house!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Bossing like I do ♪

♪ Why keep flossing like I do? ♪

[laughter]

- Go! - Come on!

- Yeah! - Get it!

- Yes, you can! - Come on!

- Go, Hazel! - Savannah, what is that?

Come on.

[all cheering]

[laughter]

- Oh, good.

- OK, so ladies, the assignment is finding Yahya's face

on the Rock's body with Jeff Bezos' bank account

before the divorce.

- OK, so are we gonna animate this motherfucker?

Because I don't think that shit exists.

- No, I have hope.

I have hope.

- OK, what we need to do is find Savannah a take-out man.

- Oh, yes!

- A little to-go dish! Wrap it up.

- For tonight, let's focus on Maxine, all right?

How about, let's see--

oh, 3 o'clock.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- OK. I'm digging the beard. It's giving Rick Ross.

- Is she--

- Aw, boo. - Aw.

all: Boo!

- Bring the man to the beach.

- I would have shown him a good time.

[laughter]

- Oh, ladies, before I wrap it up, anybody round three,

round four?

- Holy shit. Who did your art?

- A friend.

- Will this reprehensible president

make your answer more specific?

- Thank you, ladies. - Thank you.

- I got to go, ladies.

I got to move on this. I can't wait.

- You know what, I'll go with.

I'm tired of stressing about my stupid ex.

- OK, no, girl, you need to just drop the case, OK?

It's not worth it losing sleep over your ex.

- Yeah, but how does that make me look?

I lobby for a big case and quit it

because of my ex-husband? - Exes aren't so bad.

Maybe you can work it out.

- Oh, honey. Just let the past be the past.

- Mm-hmm.

- That part. All right, I'm out.

Good luck with the Rock and that takeout man for Savannah.

- Love you. - All right.

- Bye. Be safe!

- Ah, look, I have to go, too, because the last train

leaves Penn at 11:24, I think it is?

- OK, Maxine? Listen to this.

Savannah lives in New Jersey in a house

with her ex-husband.

- Why in the tri-state hell would you do that?

- It's mostly money and, you know, I just like

having someone to take care of.

It's like marriage without the bad parts.

- Or the part he fucked someone else under your roof.

- No, we don't do that in the house.

And look, I need to go because I don't want to be rude

or wake him up when I have to let--

- Oh, tell her.

Say it.

- When I have to let the ladder down.

- The what? - She said ladder.

To where? - In the attic.

- You live in the goddang attic?

- It's where the guest bedroom is, and it's really nice.

I got a-- - What? OK, you know what?

Listen, the whole phase is delayed, not denied.

We will be back, but grab your shit.

We got to go. - Where we going?

- Wait a minute, where we going?

- We going to your place.

- OK. - No.

- Yes. - Are you kidding me?

- Uh-uh. - But--what--

- Don't ba, ba, ba, ba. Come on.

- Hey.

- If you can't speak up for yourself,

we're gonna speak up for you.

Let's go.

- Thanks so much.

And with that, we conclude tonight's

New Faces of Sci-Fi panel.

Please give it up for these outstanding writers right here!

Let's hear it! [applause]

- Let me--can I--let me just-- let me see that.

Man, let me see that microphone, man.

Oh, hey, listen.

I just want to say thank y'all for coming out.

I want to sign some autographs, and I would love to chat

with each and every one of y'all.

So please, come on.

I'ma be--I'ma stick around. I'm sticking around.

Ooh. I got a pen.

Let me sign this. Oh, boy.

That's a lot of y'all. [laughs]

- Gary, where the hell is security?

- I have no clue, man. But it's cool, man. We good.

We're good. I got this. I'ma come down.

I'ma come down. Oh, shit.

OK. All right. Sign this.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm married.

David, where you at, man? I need some help.

[crowd clamoring]

- Nope, this is not happening on my watch.

I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you.

I got you.

- There's a lot going on, baby. - I'm coming.

Back up, back up. - We gotta go.

- Come on, now.

- Somebody grabbed my butt. Somebody just grabbed my butt.

- Whoa. Hey, this is not necessary.

- Look out below.

- Damn it.

- Savannah, you cannot live in the attic like a sad rat.

- Or Jane Eyre.

- It's not like that. I'm-- - Oh, man.

- OK.

I got the shoes, but I really think

we should just donate them to Goodwill

and just stop by Saks.

- It's midnight.

Is there some kind of all-hours rich lady Saks?

And where exactly do y'all expect for me to go?

- You're moving in with me.

- OK, let's go. - No, wait!

- I got it. - No, no.

No, wait. - I'm gonna get that one.

- No, you're not. No. - I'm carrying this one.

- OK, will you stop? - You can carry that one.

- Would y'all stop it?

Now, Hazel, you gave me a job I did not ask for.

You took my ass out on a night I did not want to go.

You can't just drag me out of my home too.

Now, listen, I know that we're mourning Ari right now,

but you can't pity me and play Captain Save-A-Hoe

with my life.

- I just wanted to help my good girlfriend from college

get her groove back.

- I'm not her anymore.

I like the life I've built here.

- What? - Girl, you almost had me.

- What a--right. Up there? - It's scary.

- No. - It's not even insulated.

- That's what I'm saying.

She's freezing and then burning up in the summer.

Too hot to wear a wig. - Exactly.

- Sav. - What?

- The hell are you doing?

- Um, it's just a misunderstanding, Richard.

- Is everything OK?

- [gasps] Ooh.

- I thought you didn't do this in this house.

- Well, apparently, he do.

Hey, Richard, or should I just say Dick,

because only a dick would put his wife in the attic.

- Ex-wife. - [scoffs] Oh, my God.

Uh, red flag.

You keep your ex-wife in an attic?

Like that book. - "Jane Eyre."

- Tiffany.

- She has on my robe. - Oh, my God.

I can take it off. - Oh, no, no, no.

- No. Don't. - No--do--please don't.

We need to sell the house, Richard.

- Come on, man.

You know we ain't selling the house.

- Listen, Dick-- - No, no, no. I got this.

Richard, I am so good on people telling me who I am.

You can't hold on to a life by staying in a situation

that's beneath you.

And Richard, everything about this situation

is beneath me because I live in the fucking attic.

[pensive music]

That's the first time I said that out loud.

- Well, bravo.

- That's right.

- Help me get my shit.

- Yes, let's go. - No, no, no. Get your bags?

I can't afford a new place in this market.

You know that.

- Sistah, is this your king?

- Tough, because I'm out.

I'm out. Come on y'all, let's go.

- We're coming. We--we right behind.

- All right, no. Let's go.

- But--um, if you need anything, just give me a text.

- Oh, Savannah! Get down the stairs.

- No, stop it. He'll get a cat. Get, go.

- Savannah! - Stop it.

- You want to come with us? - Yeah, girl.

- Come on.

- I can grab the bag. - OK, go ahead.

- OK.

- Man, look, we have been in here for over an hour, OK?

I'm about to turn this green room

into a restroom if we don't get out of here soon, David.

- Yeah, I know how these people operate.

They feel like they know you and their passion leads them

to do some wild shit.

- Maybe it's led them to go home.

Just--

- There he is! - Oh, no!

[all screaming] Oh, no! No. Oh, my God.

No! No! No! No! No! No! Excuse me!

Excuse me!

It's like Black Friday at Walmart out there.

Damn.

Used to think it would be, you know,

cool as hell to be recognized.

Now I'm realizing it's just-- well, hell.

- Yeah, it's hard to resist the early allure of fame.

- I'm sorry that I-- I dragged you to this thing.

God, I guess we're home now.

- Yeah, uh, uh, uh, maybe not.

See, sometimes, you want to stand out from the crowd,

and sometimes... [chuckles]

You have to blend in.

- All good.

- ♪ Wylin' soon as I walked up in the entrance ♪

♪ Black on black, my shades is all tinted ♪

♪ Big-bling-blow, I got your eyes squinted ♪

♪ Mami chose up then left you with the quickness, huh ♪

♪ Yah mans is lookin' sour, huh-huh ♪

♪ He ain't got the power, drip-drip ♪

♪ Hit a [...] with the shower ♪

♪ Fifty thousand, I can flip it in an hour ♪

♪ My whole gang's looking chill and expensive ♪

♪ Flex on flex, my friends is on fitness ♪

♪ Chunky checks, my bucks is all business ♪

♪ Brands on brands, that [...] is offensive ♪

- Gandalf.

Nice.

I've seen better.

- ♪ And when they dropping off all that drip for free ♪

♪ You know you got power ♪

[tattoo gun buzzing]

- Hmm.

This looks like a broke-down palace for your Cinderella.

- Appointments only.

- Do you know her?

Her name's April?

- Intel's for paying customers.

- Seriously?

- Do I look like the type of man who

spends a lot of time laughing?

- No, he don't look like he laughs.

- What? No, Versace.

You need at least 24 hours from idea to ink.

- There's a cute panda on page 11.

- Do I look like the kind of girl who wants a cute panda?

[rock music playing]

♪ ♪

This one.

- Well, it seems safe enough if you consider this place safe.

No offence, Mr. Big Man, sir.

- Let's do this.

- Versace, we can't just get late night pancakes?

Are you sure you want to do this over a one night stand?

OK.

That's sanitized, right?

- [gasps]

- First of all, her name's not April.

- That's surprising.

- Second, she said if and when you made it in,

this is on her.

- Of course.

- She also asked me to give you this.

[inquisitive music]

- See, y'all into some freaky shit.

- You're gonna make me finish this, aren't you?

[screams]

- [muttering indistinctly]

OK, it's good. It's good. It's good. We're good.

We're good. We're good. Oh, my God. Dude!

- Back to the wall. Don't let 'em see you.

- Dude, that was amazing. That was amazing, man.

I tell you what, I'm wearing this around Brooklyn.

That way I can avoid those guys that try

to sell me candy for their high school basketball team

but I know that every bit of 30, but I still feel guilty

like I have to buy the candy.

[both laugh]

- Oh, wow.

I don't think I've really laughed since--

[sentimental music]

♪ ♪

[sighs]

I really miss Ari.

- I know.

- Yeah, yes.

This is amazing.

- All of my appointments have disappeared off my calendar.

You're fired. - Wait. Wait one second.

We were using the free version of the calendar system,

so I had to call the company and drop Hazel's name.

And they gave us a free upgrade to Pro.

So all you have to do is refresh it, and it's all back.

[phone dings]

Oh, wait a second now-- there's our lunch.

I got you a green smoothie and a vegan sandwich,

and I got you your special.

- Thank you, Savannah.

- You're welcome, Haze.

- I see you're wearing fresh clothes.

- I was home all weekend.

Savannah needed a place to crash.

- And you needed...?

- I needed to fill the void left

by the death of my best friend

and the end of my engagement.

So you're good with me not firing Savannah?

- Let's see this sandwich first.

You done good, Hazel.

[soft playful music]

- I did.

- Come on, let's go eat.

- Wait, I don't want any of that vegan stuff.

Nothing called seitan could be good.

And don't get me started on tofu.

I mean, what is that?

- Why are you always so judgy?

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪

♪ Held you down, took you from minor to major ♪

♪ You won't admit it ♪

♪ You're the fruits of my labor ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪

♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

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