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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:04,400 (orchestral music) 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,640 (upbeat rock music) 3 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,520 (upbeat rock music continues) 4 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,920 (audience applauding) 5 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,120 (audience applauding continues) 6 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,040 - Hello, welcome to "Top Gear." 7 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,520 We're back from our World Cup break. 8 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,360 And, to be honest, 9 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,480 we've found ourselves in a little bit of a pickle. 10 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,320 - See, the thing is, 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,240 we have to record this week's episode way in advance. 12 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,160 So we've got no idea who's won. 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,000 - Not a clue. 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,040 So we're gonna read you our bets. 15 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,400 First, let's go with the favourites. 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,960 Congratulations, Brazil. 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,000 Well done. 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,520 (audience applauding) 19 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,840 You've got it again. 20 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,240 You've got it again. (Freddie laughing) 21 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,440 Who else? 22 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,640 - Congratulations, Germany. 23 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,640 (audience booing and laughing) 24 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,800 - Ooh. 25 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:10,640 No, no, no, no, no, no. - Too soon? 26 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,480 Presume penalties? 27 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:12,440 (Freddie and Chris laughing) 28 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,680 - And I guess, everyone, there's always a chance. 29 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,160 It might have happened. 30 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,760 England! 31 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,000 (audience cheering) 32 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,480 - It's not, is it? - It's not, it's not. 33 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,320 - It's not, it's not. - It is not. 34 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,600 - Lads, don't forget Wales. 35 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,680 - What? - Don't forget Wales. 36 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,720 - Let's not go mad. 37 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:30,560 (audience laughing) 38 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,800 Right, what we do know is, 39 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,440 it's our last episode of the series and it's a belter. 40 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,720 Later on, we're gonna give you 41 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,640 some useful car buying advice, 42 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:42,280 but we kick off with the best noise in the world. 43 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,120 (gentle music) 44 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,960 (engine zooming) 45 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,800 (gentle music continues) 46 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,640 (engine zooming) 47 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,640 (engine roaring) 48 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,160 That is the sound of a Ferrari V12. 49 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:28,440 (exhales) That is the sound of Italy. 50 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,520 And what sound it is. 51 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,920 (engine roaring) 52 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,600 A sound that lives in the heart 53 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,240 of the Daytona SP3. 54 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:43,800 (engine roaring) 55 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,880 Oh, come on. 56 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,440 (rock music) 57 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,480 Born out of the Prancing Horse's special project stable, 58 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:56,360 Maranello's latest cost 1.8 million pounds. 59 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,280 And its only purpose in life 60 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:03,360 is to celebrate this glorious marque's glorious history. 61 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,080 The V12 is Ferrari. 62 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,520 The first ever road car they built some 75 years ago 63 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,760 was powered by a V12, 64 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,560 and they've been building them ever since. 65 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,760 This one is the most powerful of the lot. 66 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,080 829 horsepower. 67 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,680 Don't mind if I do. 68 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,240 (engine roaring) (intense orchestral music) 69 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,320 Whoa, whoa. 70 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,760 Listen to that. 71 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:46,520 As celebrations go, that is a good start. 72 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,240 (gentle music) 73 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,120 But where the real surprise comes 74 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,480 is in the way they've put this car together. 75 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,960 There are no turbos, batteries, or e-motors here. 76 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,400 No four-wheel drive, either. 77 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,880 Nor even the usual flappy bits of active aero. 78 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:10,560 No, the Daytona is unusually old school. 79 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,880 (engine zooming) (light orchestral music) 80 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,040 This is Ferrari getting a little bit nostalgic, 81 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,000 which, to be honest, isn't very Ferrari. 82 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,080 They're all about the future and advancement 83 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,640 and developing the next bit of tech. 84 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,480 But just this once, 85 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,320 they've took a little trip down memory lane. 86 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,720 Sure, 0 to 60 in less than three seconds, 87 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:40,400 and a 211-mile-an-hour top speed 88 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,480 are all very modern numbers. 89 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,840 Dear me. 90 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,760 But the attitude of the car 91 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,600 is much more old-fashioned. 92 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,080 The steering is a little bit weightier 93 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,640 than the usual Ferrari 94 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,360 and they've engineered a bit of a thump on the gear change, 95 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,200 that gives it a real old school feel. 96 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,960 And check this out for retro. 97 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,120 Pop-up headlights. 98 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,240 (Paddy chuckles) 99 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,720 I mean, it's close enough, isn't it? 100 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,440 Come on. 101 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,480 (engine zooming) 102 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,160 And as for the rest of the way the Daytona looks, 103 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,400 that all comes from Ferrari's deep dive 104 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,240 into the old family albums. 105 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,280 (sweeping orchestral music) 106 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,360 First, you've got that futuristic slatted tail, 107 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:35,640 borrowed from the 250 P5 concept of 1968. 108 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,720 The bulging wings with those side mirrors pushed on top, 109 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,520 a pure historic endurance racer. 110 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,880 In fact, the name, basic shape, even bits of the interior, 111 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:53,640 all lead back to the legendary P330 series cars 112 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,920 that, back in 1967, took a one, two, three finish 113 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,280 at the 24 Hours of Daytona. 114 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,840 And look at that view over the bonnet. 115 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,680 It makes you feel like a proper racing driver 116 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,360 from back in the day. 117 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,520 Pop on a crash helmet, a pair of overalls, 118 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,560 couple of laps of Italy, 119 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,680 then back home to England for tea and crumpets. 120 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,520 (engine roaring) 121 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,400 But while there's no denying the sense of occasion 122 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,520 the Daytona's stripped-back retro racer vibes deliver, 123 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,400 in a couple of places, 124 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,160 they might have taken it a bit too far. 125 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,960 For starters, take these seats. 126 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,800 Now when you buy a Daytona, Ferrari measure you up 127 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,240 and then glue some cushions to the chassis 128 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,680 in the exact right position. 129 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,520 But what happens if your partner or your mates 130 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,480 doesn't have the exact same size hips as you? 131 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,080 It's gonna be a very uncomfortable ride. 132 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,680 And then we've got the carbon fibre roof. 133 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,720 Once that's off, it's off. 134 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,040 So if the weather turns and it starts to rain, 135 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,240 you're gonna get wet, 136 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,400 unless you pop this on, 137 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,960 which isn't very Ferrari. 138 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,800 It's more like you're going on a camping trip. 139 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,240 Doesn't scream 1.8 million quid, does it? 140 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,360 If we're being honest, though, 141 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,520 none of that actually matters. 142 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,400 (light piano music) 143 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,200 The Daytona's not meant to be practical 144 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,920 in the same way it's not meant to be the fastest 145 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,320 or the most cutting-edge supercar going. 146 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,320 Really, the best way to think of it 147 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,720 is as a 1.8-million-pound work of art. 148 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,320 It's a portal to another time. 149 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,720 It makes people smile. 150 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,960 And it certainly makes me smile. 151 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,560 (Paddy laughs) (engine roaring) 152 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,680 But like so many works of art, 153 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,240 the real sadness is that most people 154 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,640 will never get to experience the Daytona. 155 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,120 The 600-odd that Ferrari's building 156 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,880 will all be locked away in climate-controlled garages, 157 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,160 doomed to be passed around the 0.1-percenters 158 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,680 as nothing more than investments. 159 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:19,080 And that is an absolute travesty. 160 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,560 So while I've still got the Daytona 161 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,280 for another couple of hours, 162 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,960 it's time to give a little bit back. 163 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,200 It's time to let the people enjoy it. 164 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,680 (folk music) 165 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,400 Oh, yes. 166 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,480 You can forget UberLUX. 167 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,960 It's time to say ciao to Pad's Cabs. 168 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,760 (sighs) Let's wait for a fare now. 169 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,480 Ciao, ciao. 170 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,560 Hello, yes, grazie. 171 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,960 Well, could be my first bit of business here. 172 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,560 - Ciao. - Ciao. 173 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,240 Taxi? - Grazie. 174 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,280 - In you come, there you go. 175 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,080 Ferrari Daytona. 176 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,360 - Wow. 177 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,280 (engine purrs) 178 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,720 Okay, you ready? 179 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,800 - Ready. 180 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,000 Wow, wow! (engine roaring) 181 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:09,880 - Ooh. (laughs) 182 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,600 (Paddy and passenger laughing) 183 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,600 - Ooh, a man of the cloth. 184 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,920 - Taxi? - Si, Father. 185 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 In, get in. - Grazie. 186 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,480 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 187 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,840 - Here we go. 188 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,920 (engine roaring) 189 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,280 (Paddy laughs) 190 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,480 So that's two happy customers up and running. 191 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,440 - Wow. 192 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,000 - I love Ferrari. 193 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:33,960 - Yeah? - Yeah. 194 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,600 - Ah. 195 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,680 - The third, though... 196 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,560 Taxi? 197 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:38,560 (passenger speaking in Italian) 198 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,640 - [Paddy] Will take a bit more winning over. 199 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,800 It's a bit of a squeeze to get in. 200 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,480 Ah, way. 201 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,560 Whoa. (chuckles) 202 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:53,640 - Trolley? 203 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,720 - Si, si, si, si, si. 204 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,960 - Oh, god, that's not gonna... 205 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:02,800 That's not... 206 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,320 That's not gonna work. 207 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,280 (passenger sighs) 208 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,200 All right. 209 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:12,280 Like all supercars, boot space in the Daytona is an issue. 210 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:19,120 But no nonna can resist the Ferrari V12. 211 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,000 (engine purrs) 212 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,120 Ooh. 213 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,480 - Exactly. 214 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,720 Hold on tight. 215 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,000 (engine roaring) - Ah! 216 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,200 (Paddy chuckling) 217 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,320 - But then, of course, 218 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,080 driving a cab through a town you don't know, 219 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,200 in a country whose language you don't speak, 220 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,240 does present a few more challenges. 221 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,080 Um, (speaks in Italian). 222 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,880 - Uh... 223 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,800 - The market. 224 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,880 - Market, si. 225 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:56,520 Directionie? 226 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,800 - Piazza Duomo. 227 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,720 - Piazza? - Duomo. 228 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,480 - Duomo. - Duomo. 229 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,080 - Duomo. - Duomo. 230 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,080 - Duomo. (chuckles) 231 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,480 - San Bernadino, okay. 232 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,000 Sono Paddy. 233 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,320 - Paddy? - Paddy. 234 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,960 Sono Paddy. 235 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,280 Name, my name. - Oh. 236 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,720 - Father, Paddy. 237 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,800 My Italian's coming on a treat. 238 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,600 This is kind of the point of it all, 239 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,880 because with the Daytona, 240 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,760 it really doesn't matter where you're going. 241 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:33,840 This car makes any journey properly special. 242 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,800 This car? - Si. 243 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,960 - [Paddy] 2 million euros. 244 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,560 - Woo. - Ooh. 245 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,960 - Oh. 246 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,080 very expense. 247 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,960 - Oh, very. (whistles) 248 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:49,280 - Too much for common people. - Too much, too much. 249 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,360 (Paddy and passenger laughing) 250 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,640 0 to 60 miles per hour in less than three seconds. 251 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,440 - Wow. - Yeah. 252 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,760 (engine roaring) 253 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,000 - Wow. 254 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,880 Wow. 255 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,120 Ah! (giggling) 256 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:07,560 - Whoa. (laughing) 257 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,280 - It's so crazy. (laughing) 258 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,640 - [Paddy] It's quick. 259 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,480 - It's a crazy taxi. 260 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,080 - Yeah, it is a crazy taxi, yeah. 261 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,640 (jazzy music) 262 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:23,600 And this crazy taxi gets a five-star rating. 263 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,400 - To be in a Ferrari, it's a lovely dream. 264 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,400 - It is beautiful. 265 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,240 - Good to hear. 266 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,800 - I love so much this car. 267 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,960 I fall in love with this car. 268 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,760 - Yeah, I love this car as well. 269 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,160 And here we go. 270 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,160 Fantastic. 271 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,520 - Oh, oh. - Car seat, here we go. 272 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,360 That's the one. 273 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,040 Oh, watch your head, watch your head. 274 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:44,840 There we go. 275 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,800 You got everything? 276 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,760 Oh, uh, basket, shopping. 277 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,600 - Si, two minutes. 278 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,880 Okay, here we go. 279 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,600 (engine roaring) 280 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,280 (Paddy speaking in Italian) 281 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,200 (sweeping orchestral music) 282 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,520 There we go. 283 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,760 Thank you very much. - Thank you so much. 284 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,280 - Oh, lovely. - Bye-bye, thank you. 285 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,400 - Bye-bye, bye-bye. 286 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,200 (engine roaring) 287 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,480 - It's okay? - Grazie, grazie. 288 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,360 Thank you, Father, thank you. 289 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,600 So the good people of L'Aquila 290 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,400 have experienced the joy of the Daytona. 291 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,640 Here we go. 292 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,800 - Grazie, grazie, grazie. 293 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,920 Grazie. 294 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,120 (uplifting orchestral music) 295 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,600 And now, there's just one job left to do. 296 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,200 And that's to take this work of art 297 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,680 back to its climate-controlled garage 298 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,640 300 miles away. 299 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,400 Avanti. 300 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,440 (audience applauding) 301 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,880 - That's a lovely car. - It's nice, that one. 302 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,680 - Ooh. 303 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,920 - Come on, I'm jealous. - What a Ferrari. 304 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,200 - Jealous, jealous. - Beautiful car. 305 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,400 Beautiful car. 306 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,760 And honestly, the attention it got was unbelievable. 307 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,000 - But do you think the looks are enhanced 308 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,760 by the plastic taxi triangle that you slapped to the roof? 309 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,560 (audience laughing) 310 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,160 - That's just the cherry on top of the cake, Chris. 311 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,560 And let me tell you, Pads Cabs did a roaring trade. 312 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,920 You might not arrive with your luggage, 313 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,920 but you'll get there very, very quickly. 314 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,880 (audience laughing) 315 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,320 - Well, Paddy, 1.8 million quid. 316 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,720 I don't think cabbies are gonna be going out 317 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,280 ditching the Priuses just yet. 318 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,280 - No, no, it is bonkers money, 319 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,440 but, listen, everything's bonkers money these days. 320 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,080 Look at the price of a pint in London. 321 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,120 He knows, he'll tell you. (audience laughing) 322 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,000 You need a drink after you've paid for one, mate, don't you? 323 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:43,840 (audience laughing) You're right, 324 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,040 but there's still one vehicle that's doing a booming trade. 325 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,320 And that's the humble van. 326 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,360 Because thanks to the flourishing business 327 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,680 of online deliveries, 328 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,840 it's all happening in the world of vans right now. 329 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,840 You want a new one? 330 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,120 You spoiled for choice. 331 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,040 What have we got, lads? 332 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,400 - I love this, the ID. Buzz Cargo. 333 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,400 The van version of the new electric VW love bus. 334 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,240 I'll admit it. 335 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,480 Not the cheapest, not the biggest. 336 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,760 But look at it, it's far more interesting 337 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,640 than a boring diesel box. 338 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,200 - Lovely looking thing, yeah. 339 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,520 - Crystals, what about you? 340 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,960 - Mercedes eVito. 341 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,240 Again, all electric, 160 miles of range. 342 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,720 Much, much clever inside than your average white van. 343 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,520 - Yeah. 344 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,880 And we've got, everyone, 345 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,960 a Ford Transit Custom. - There she is. 346 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,200 - Come on, enjoy it. 347 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,720 (audience applauding) 348 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,840 Last year, this was the best-selling vehicle in the UK. 349 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,440 Not the best-selling van, 350 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,080 the best-selling vehicle. 351 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,040 It outsold Fiestas, Focuses, Corsairs, Golfs, the lot. 352 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:41,880 Amazing. 353 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,200 - But here's the issue, 354 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,600 because a shiny van like this doesn't come cheap. 355 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,120 Apparently, this one, 41 grand. 356 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,160 - [Audience] Ooh. 357 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,440 - I know, I know it is crazy, 358 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,160 but what if you want to get into the delivery game 359 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,000 on a budget? 360 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:54,800 - Well, to find out, 361 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,880 the producers gave us each three grand 362 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,840 and told us to buy ourselves a van, 363 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,960 give it a proper delivery company paint job, 364 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,200 and prepare for some challenges. 365 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,280 (suspenseful music) 366 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,600 At the risk of making this piece 367 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,160 of consumer testing rather brief, 368 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,920 getting into the delivery game on a budget is simple. 369 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,640 When it comes to vans, you can't beat the original. 370 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,240 The best, the Ford Transit. 371 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,880 Not only British-built, but pretty much built Britain. 372 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,800 (elegant orchestral music) 373 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,640 It's part of the fabric of our nation. 374 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,720 And I've got myself a minter here, just 230,000 miles. 375 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,560 It's barely run in. 376 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,320 If you're going to deliver stuff, 377 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,800 I don't know why you'd deliver in anything else. 378 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,360 - [Freddie] Unless, that is, you want it delivered faster. 379 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,840 (rock music) 380 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,560 - Yeah, I really don't why you'd choose anything... 381 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,560 A sprightly entry? 382 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,320 - Hello. 383 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,880 - First of all, Fred- - What? 384 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,840 - No notes on the name. 385 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,800 Absolutely superb, bang on. 386 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,040 - Smashed it, I know. - You have. 387 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,040 - Smashed it. - I can't complain. 388 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:05,960 That's superb. 389 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:06,840 One question. 390 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,040 The brief said, "Buy a van." 391 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,160 You bought a family estate car with no windows. 392 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,480 - This is an Astravan. 393 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,600 In the cities, you wanna be fast, get your parcels, 394 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,480 you wanna be nimble, you wanna park it easy. 395 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,440 This does all that and looks great. 396 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,360 - Okay, let's talk performance. 397 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,240 Engine? 398 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,880 - It's a 1.9. - Yep. 399 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,280 - Diesel. - Yeah, cool. 400 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,160 - [Freddie] I got some new rims. 401 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,720 I've got a spoiler on the back. 402 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,000 It looks the part, Chris. 403 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,080 - Scenario. - Yeah. 404 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,240 - Hi, FredEX, I want to deliver a sofa, please. 405 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,240 - Yes, I will sort that out. 406 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,240 Then I'll put the phone down. 407 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,280 - Yep. 408 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,080 - Hi, Chris. 409 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,640 I hear you've got a Transit van down at Purple Sector. 410 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,560 (Chris and Freddie laughing) 411 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,680 Could you deliver a couch for me? 412 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,320 I started speaking and then I saw the name. (laughing) 413 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,280 The Purple Sector. 414 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,080 - Let me talk you through Purple Sector Delivery, okay? 415 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:54,920 - Yeah. 416 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,960 - If you want fast, accurate deliveries, 417 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,480 Purple Sector is all about motorsport. 418 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,800 'Cause when you go quickest in a sector on a racetrack, 419 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,280 you go purple. 420 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,400 This is about speed. 421 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,400 This is about being the quickest. 422 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,240 - Speed? 423 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,040 It's a Transit van. 424 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:06,880 This is about speed. 425 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,720 - I reckon, in a straight line, that would toast that. 426 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,600 - Shut up. 427 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,440 - It would. 428 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,400 - A Transit van? 429 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,200 - It's a winner. 430 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,040 Come on, it's a winner. 431 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,320 - So are are you gonna be 432 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,560 the quintessential Transit van driver? 433 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,360 - I'm an aggressive little man in a Transit van. 434 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,520 - Wow. 435 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,360 (upbeat music) 436 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,720 - [Paddy] Come on. 437 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,800 Do you want those cowboys knocking at your door? 438 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,560 Would you prefer a more reliable service? 439 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,640 - [Chris] Oh my lord. 440 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,440 - I can't wait for this. 441 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,560 Come on then. 442 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,920 (Freddie chuckling) 443 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,320 - Good morning, gentlemen. 444 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,000 - Good morning. - How are we? 445 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,280 - Is it Postman Pat or Postman Pad? 446 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,160 - I'm going back to an era 447 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,920 when the postal service was respected. 448 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,720 (Freddie chuckling) 449 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,040 You two look like you've come off the set of "CBeebies." 450 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,440 - What? (laughs) - Coming from you? (laughs) 451 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,240 - Right, there's a lot to take in here, Pad. 452 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,800 First of all- - You start, Chris. 453 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,720 - The choice of van, VW Caddy. 454 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,640 Paddy in a Caddy. 455 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,200 - Based on the old Volkswagen Golf, handles fantastically. 456 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,240 700 kilos in the back. 457 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,200 Look at it. 458 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,160 It's a beauty. 459 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,680 Dunnit not make you smile, a bright red van like that? 460 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,320 - You got one thing missing, though. 461 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,360 - What? 462 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,160 - Where's Jess? - Please. 463 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,280 - Where's Jess? (chuckles) - Wait. 464 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,320 - He's not- - I don't wanna know. 465 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,960 - He's not got a cat in the back of there? 466 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,640 - [Paddy] There she is. 467 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,480 (Freddie laughing) 468 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,600 - [Chris] Okay, that's not acceptable. 469 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,160 - [Freddie] There's just nothing right about that. (laughs) 470 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,680 - I've gotta say, firstly- 471 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,200 - No, look at that! (laughs) 472 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,600 That's just staring at me. 473 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,440 Thats not 474 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,600 a real cat, is it? - I can't deal with this. 475 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,440 - Careful. - Is it a real cat? 476 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,880 - She's a bit funny with strangers. 477 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,760 - No, that was someone's pet! 478 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,720 - It still is, it's mine. 479 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,760 (Chris and Freddie laughing) 480 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,040 - [Chris] So this day had gone weird unusually quickly. 481 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,440 But nevertheless, we'd been told it was time 482 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,200 to put our delivery vans to the test 483 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,280 at a nearby mystery location. 484 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,680 A mystery location happily located somewhere beyond the end 485 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,400 of this runway. 486 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,720 - [Paddy] Go on, Purple Member, start us off. 487 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,680 - Purple Sector. 488 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,600 - Sorry. 489 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,960 - Three, two, one, go. 490 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,640 (brakes screeching) 491 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,800 (upbeat rock music) 492 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,120 - Oh, go on, the Astra man! 493 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:19,960 - Oh, look at this. 494 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,240 I'm being taken down by the Astra. 495 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,360 - Ooh. 496 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,160 - Go on, the Caddy! 497 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,520 And the bloody Caddy as well. 498 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,280 Oh. 499 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,360 (upbeat rock music) 500 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,720 I'm getting hammered here. 501 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,040 - Harris said he was gonna have me. 502 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,760 This is the future of deliveries. 503 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,200 - I was quietly confident that the rear-wheel drive, 504 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,880 very lightweight, empty Transit van would do quite well, 505 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,960 but I was absolutely thumped there. 506 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,200 (upbeat rock music) 507 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,160 - Exactly. 508 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,680 In the world of deliveries, 509 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,240 most of the time, it's not size that's important. 510 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,320 It's speed. 511 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:09,160 All these huge delivery vans tooling around town, 512 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,600 if you look at them, they're never full of stuff. 513 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:17,360 You know, people order socks, charging cables, small things. 514 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,560 This is all you need, one of these. 515 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,280 I won't be late in this, I'll be there early. 516 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,680 I'm bringing a bit of sportiness to the van world. 517 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,600 - Now this particular generation of Transit 518 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,720 was one of the last to be built in the UK. 519 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,280 And being a Ford, 520 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,800 it actually drives a lot better than it needs to. 521 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,200 The steering's good, the brakes are good, 522 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,320 the gearshift is fine. 523 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,880 And I tell you what, it is fun to drive. 524 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,280 (upbeat rock music) 525 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,200 And when you're spending 526 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,160 your whole working week behind the wheel, 527 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,640 that is frankly much more important 528 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,720 than where you put your stuffed cat. 529 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,680 - You cool enough, my love? 530 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,280 You know, there's something lovely 531 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,120 about seeing a bright red van coming down the road. 532 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,640 That little nod back to happy, innocent times. 533 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,000 There used to be a time when people would look forward 534 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,680 to seeing the postie. 535 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,560 Any odd jobs you need me to do while I'm here? 536 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,400 No? 537 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,800 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow morning. 538 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,200 Lovely. 539 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,840 Now it's all parcels thrown into your bushes. 540 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,080 I'm bringing back the personal touch 541 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,160 in the bright red van. 542 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,280 Royal Male. 543 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,640 - [Chris] But it was time to decide who'd really solved 544 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,360 the great secondhand delivery van dilemma. 545 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,120 Pulling up to the state-of-the-art 546 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,560 "Top Gear" rapid parcel delivery 547 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640 assault course test facility 548 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,400 centre. 549 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,480 (suspenseful music) 550 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,800 (Paddy clears throat) 551 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,760 (Freddie chuckling) 552 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,960 You will now tackle a challenging handling circuit, 553 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,160 delivering packages as you go. 554 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,520 Fastest to complete the round wins. 555 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,680 P.S. Beware of the dog. 556 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,160 - I didn't even listen to the challenge. 557 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,360 I was just looking at that cat. 558 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,280 (suspenseful music) 559 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,440 - [Chris] For Flintoff and everyone else's benefit, then, 560 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,080 this thorough test of our delivery vehicles 561 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,600 would now see us take turns driving a course 562 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,920 specifically designed to include all the challenges 563 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,520 a busy driver might encounter on a shift. 564 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,120 (dog barking) 565 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,720 - You all right, Jess? 566 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,560 (imitates cat meowing) Shut up. 567 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,320 (Freddie laughing) 568 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,760 Let's deliver. 569 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,000 - And as Postman Pad would now demonstrate by going first... 570 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,560 Three, two, one, go. 571 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,800 - Oh, oh, hurry. 572 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,240 - [Chris] Those challenges are varied. 573 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,360 - Whoa, hey, hey, hey. (chuckles) 574 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,120 - [Chris] With a handy sat nav directing us 575 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,880 to the full range of typical delivery locations. 576 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,040 - [Sat Nav] In 50 metres, turn left. 577 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,440 - [Chris] The course begins on tight urban streets. 578 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,520 - Ooh, my god. 579 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,800 Geez, these deliveries are everywhere. 580 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,600 - And, of course, for a delivery to count... 581 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,440 This is quite nice. 582 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,480 - He's going to do it properly, isn't he? 583 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,360 - [Chris] It must be left in the designated area. 584 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,400 - Thank you. 585 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,120 - [Sat Nav] (beeps) Delivery successful. 586 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,960 - I like that. - No, I do. 587 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,040 - No, no, I like that. 588 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,680 Next, the course throws up the dreaded first-floor test. 589 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,120 - Put the hat there. 590 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,120 - [Chris] A sweaty dash upstairs 591 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,200 to really get the blood pumping. 592 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,120 - [Sat Nav] (beeps) Delivery successful. 593 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,240 (engine roaring) 594 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,440 - Woohoo! 595 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,680 Go on! Are you all right down there, Jess? 596 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,640 - [Freddie] He's keen, Pad, isn't he? 597 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,760 - [Chris] As well he should be. 598 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,880 Because it's time for the multi drop zone. 599 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,080 Three addresses, just a few doors apart. 600 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,320 - [Sat Nav] Drop three. 601 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,160 - [Chris] Each one just begging the question, 602 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,880 do you drive between them? 603 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,160 - [Sat Nav] (beeps) Delivery successful. 604 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,200 - [Chris] Or attack them all on foot? 605 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,440 - [Sat Nav] Drop four. 606 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,600 - Oh, he's dropping them off- 607 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,440 Oh, there he is. 608 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,440 - Yes, he's gonna be tired after this. 609 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,520 - [Paddy] Lovely stuff. 610 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,480 (brakes screeching) 611 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,840 - This is like a really weird version of "Challenge Anneka." 612 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,000 - [Paddy] Last one. 613 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,760 Get on that. 614 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,240 - Delivery successful. - This is rigorous. 615 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,320 I think he's got them all so far. 616 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,240 With just two drops remaining, 617 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,480 the course heads out of town, 618 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,480 aiming to test our van's rural capabilities. 619 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,600 - Drop six. - Not good. 620 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,800 - Static caravan. - Ouch, wrong way. 621 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,880 (banana squeaks) What the (beep)? 622 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,880 - Whoa, whoa. - Oh, that could have done it. 623 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,640 That could have done it. 624 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,480 - A freaking banana. 625 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,000 - [Chris] Pulling up at the caravan, 626 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,880 no run would be complete 627 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,600 without the always awkward big screen TV. 628 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,680 - [Paddy] One plasma coming up. 629 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,760 - That's in the box. 630 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,840 That's neat and tidy. 631 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,600 And with this textbook run now drawing to a close, 632 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,160 all that remains is the final drop. 633 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,480 - Come on. 634 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,280 - [Chris] Complete with every delivery driver's 635 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,400 worst nightmare. 636 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,920 - [Sat Nav] Drop seven. 637 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,160 Warning: Untethered animal loose on premises. 638 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,480 (Paddy grunts) 639 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,600 - [Paddy] Where's that bloody dog? 640 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,080 Bloody hell, the weight of it. 641 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:27,920 - Here he goes, here he goes. 642 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,440 - Oh, you got it, Pad. - Hat's on, hat's on. 643 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,280 - [Freddie] Oh, he's having a go. (laughs) 644 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,440 - [Chris] He's got Jess the cat with him. 645 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,960 He's moving quite well there. 646 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,320 - [Chris] Now, it's worth mentioning 647 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,400 that any misdeliveries earn a 20-second time penalty. 648 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,720 (beep) 649 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,520 (Chris and Freddie laughing) 650 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,520 But that was of no concern to Postman Pad. 651 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,520 (dog barking) - God, there's the dog. 652 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,040 Save yourself, Jess! 653 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,120 (dog barks) (Paddy gasps) 654 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,040 (dog snarling) (Paddy grunting) 655 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,800 - Oh, he's dropped! - He's straight down. 656 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,680 (Chris and Freddie laughing) 657 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,840 - [Chris] With a clean sweep of drops, 658 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,560 McGuinness had posted a very respectable time 659 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,520 of five minutes, 51 seconds. 660 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,240 - [Paddy] Royal Male, son. 661 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,960 We always deliver. 662 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,560 (upbeat music) 663 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,360 - [Chris] A time that I would now aim to beat 664 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,760 in the Transit. 665 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,920 - Okay, Purple Member, 666 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,360 three, two, one, go. 667 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,480 (brakes screeching) 668 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,640 - Whoa. - Whoa. 669 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,720 - Whoa. 670 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,840 - [Paddy] Hope there's no glassware in there. 671 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,520 - [Sat Nav] Drop number one. 672 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,000 - [Paddy] Rear-wheel drive, 673 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,360 that's where he's got the advantage, you see. 674 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,920 - [Freddie] But where he didn't have the advantage... 675 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,240 - [Chris] In you go. 676 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,880 - [Sat Nav] Delivery successful. 677 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,640 - [Freddie] Was when the going got tight. 678 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,920 - Oh, that's two. 679 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,720 Three? 680 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,800 - The Transit is a bit bigger than theirs. 681 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,480 There we go. 682 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,080 - Ooh, is it the house? - That's four. 683 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:51,880 - It's the other way. 684 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,520 Feel your way into it, Chris. 685 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,080 - Why is it- (Paddy and Freddie laughing) 686 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,040 (brakes screeching) 687 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,200 - Six-point turn. 688 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,760 (suspenseful music) 689 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,560 - [Freddie] And as for the first floor test... 690 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,400 - [Chris] Two. 691 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,560 - [Freddie] That wasn't much to look at either. 692 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,800 (package crashes) - Oh! 693 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,920 - He's not got it on. 694 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,920 - He's not throwing it, yeah. - Oh, he's gone. 695 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,920 He's attempted it, though, 696 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,480 now I reckon you can place, huh. 697 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,320 - [Freddie] You reckon? 698 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,360 - I reckon you can just give it one of them. 699 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,200 (package crashes) - Oh. 700 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,160 - [Sat Nav] Delivery successful. 701 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:19,960 - How's he gonna get out? 702 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,000 He's gonna reverse it. 703 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,800 (brakes screeching) 704 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,360 - The Transit's good at going over curbs. 705 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,560 - Oh. - No, you can't do that. 706 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,400 That'd be a letter to the company, that. 707 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,880 (engine roaring) 708 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,360 Where the old Purple Sector Delivery 709 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,440 really dropped the ball, though, 710 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,080 was in the multi drop zone. 711 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,680 - Oh, he's missed. 712 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,120 It's in the next guy's drive. 713 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,120 - [Sat Nav] (beeps) Delivery unsuccessful. 714 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,160 20-second penalty. 715 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,120 - [Freddie] Oh, he's trying to lob it in. 716 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,280 - Bollocks. - Delivery unsuccessful. 717 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,120 - Hell of a mess. 718 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,000 - He's having an absolute nightmare. 719 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,400 - [Sat Nav] Drop five. 720 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,520 (beeps) Delivery unsuccessful. 721 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,760 - Oh, he's missed another. 722 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,160 (rock music) 723 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,800 With the clock ticking away, 724 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,320 Harris bounced out into the countryside, 725 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,760 hoping to redeem himself with the flat-screen telly drop. 726 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,160 - Now you don't want this dropping on the floor 727 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,600 by your delivery driver. 728 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,560 This is your plasma. 729 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,000 You've saved up for this. 730 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,360 4K, the lot. 731 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,160 (TV crashes) 732 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,000 Oh my God. 733 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,080 Look at that. - Oh, no. 734 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,880 - [Sat Nav] (beeps) Delivery successful. 735 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,960 - I'm blowing now. 736 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,280 (Chris sighs) 737 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,480 - [Freddie] To round off this delivery disaster, 738 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,000 it was just a case of waiting for our canine friend... 739 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:33,800 - Where's the dog? 740 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,640 - [Freddie] To put him... 741 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,720 - Where's the dog? 742 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,560 - [Freddie] Out of his misery. 743 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,800 - Where's the dog? 744 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,840 Where's the dog? - Look how he's running. 745 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,120 - [Freddie] He's got his shoelaces tied together. 746 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,120 - He's literally running like he's pooed himself. 747 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,240 - [Freddie] Don't think about the dog, Chris. 748 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,520 - [Sat Nav] (beeps) Delivery successful. 749 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,080 - Ooh, ooh. 750 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,160 Oh, he's terrified. 751 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,480 (dog barking) 752 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,320 Oh my god, we got it, Chris. 753 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,520 Come on, Harris. - Finish it. 754 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,600 - He's gonna pull you down. - Oh no, he got his- 755 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:58,680 - Ouch. 756 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,240 (dog snarling) (Chris whimpering) 757 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,120 - Oh. - Look at his face! 758 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,160 - Do you want a bone? 759 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,040 Would you like a Boneo? 760 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,840 Boneo? 761 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,920 - What we've got here from Chris Harris 762 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,040 is a second-class delivery. 763 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,520 (dog snarling) 764 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,320 - [Chris] How about a steak? 765 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,760 Okay, with three missed deliveries 766 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,200 resulting in a seven minute, 26 second run, 767 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,240 it'd be fair to say I hadn't gone purple in every sector. 768 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,320 (upbeat music) 769 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,960 So with Paddy in his Caddy still the team to beat, 770 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,560 could FredEx in his sporty Astra deliver the goods? 771 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,960 (suspenseful music) 772 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,760 - Now, remember, that is a plasma. 773 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,160 - The way it's ratchet-strapped to the roof, 774 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,720 it's now three plasmas. 775 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,120 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 776 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,640 - FredEx. (vehicle roaring) 777 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,720 Three, two, one, deliver. 778 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,760 - Go, Fred. - FredEx, hey. 779 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,840 Oh, oh. 780 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,600 (brakes screeching) 781 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,440 - Ooh, no, this is done. - Here we go. 782 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,520 - This is it. - Is he gonna give it some? 783 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,640 - Ooh, it's tight. 784 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,520 blooming hell, look at this street. 785 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,280 Some dodgy parking 'round here. 786 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,360 (brakes screech) 787 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,200 - [Paddy] Ooh, he hit the house. 788 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280 - He's just driven straight into a house. 789 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,680 - Where's my parcel? 790 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,760 Where's the numbers? 791 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,160 One. 792 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,440 (package crashing) 793 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,520 - Should he leave his name and number there? 794 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,360 - [Paddy] A nervy start from the boy racer, 795 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,520 but let's be honest, the next drop... 796 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,440 - [Freddie] Oh, I'm not going up there. 797 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,480 - Was right up his street. 798 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,560 Oh, he's on the roof. 799 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,480 (package crashing) 800 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,120 - Delivery successful. - Hey. 801 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,920 - He's got it in a box still, though. 802 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,880 What a swine. 803 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,200 (suspenseful music) 804 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,360 - [Paddy] Oh, yes, 805 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,640 at FredEx, speed is everything. 806 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,480 (engine roaring) 807 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,960 - Whoa, blooming heck. 808 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,640 There's something in the back didn't like that. 809 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,960 - [Paddy] And with two drops done already... 810 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:50,800 - Six. 811 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,240 - Next up was the multi drop masterclass. 812 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,360 Now he's got the arm. 813 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,440 - Ooh. - Look. 814 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,160 Oh, he's got that in as well. 815 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,240 - [Freddie] Delivery. 816 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,720 - That's in as well. - Delivery successful. 817 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800 - Delivery. 818 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,160 That'll do. 819 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,200 - [Sat Nav] (beep) Delivery unsuccessful. 820 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,400 - He hasn't got that one in as well, has he? 821 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,720 - [Paddy] He hadn't. 822 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,520 But sprinting out of town... 823 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,960 - Ooh. - Like a rough ride. 824 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,560 - I gotta get the ratchet off. 825 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,480 - [Paddy] Flintoff was soon dispatching the big screen TV 826 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,400 with the now customary FredEx touch. 827 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,800 (TV crashes) - Oh my god. 828 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,040 - Delivery successful. - It's in the box. 829 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,120 (Paddy chuckling) - What was that? 830 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,000 - [Paddy] And pulling up to the final drop 831 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,040 with a couple of penalties against him... 832 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,600 - Loving those ratchet straps. 833 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,600 - [Paddy] Stealing the delivery driver top spot 834 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,600 would need every ounce of that trademark FredEx pace. 835 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,880 - [Sat Nav] Delivery successful. 836 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:52,880 (suspenseful music) 837 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,000 - Here we go. - Look at his face. 838 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,960 (dog barking) - I've got this. 839 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,040 I've got it. 840 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,040 (dog snarling) Oh no. 841 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,120 Oh, you win, you win. 842 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,600 (Chris laughing) 843 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,080 Look, you win. 844 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,920 Good boy. 845 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Good boy. 846 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,200 (audience applauding) 847 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,400 - I'm not happy about this. 848 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,240 No, I'm not happy about this. - It's okay. 849 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,080 - No, I'm not. 850 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,840 - You gotta know. (Freddie laughing) 851 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,480 So I know the question on everyone's lips- 852 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,480 - Have we totally lost our minds? 853 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,880 - Not that, no. (audience laughing) 854 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,520 Who takes the delivery driver bragging rights? 855 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,760 Did FredEx manage to beat Postman Pad? 856 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,640 Well, I've got the results here, folks. 857 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,520 (audience applauding) 858 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,640 - Now, we can forget Purple Sector. 859 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,560 You are a nightmare. 860 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,560 You're out of the running. 861 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,680 We know that. (audience laughing) 862 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,080 It's down to me and you, Fred. 863 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,560 Right, I've got the times here. 864 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:51,360 I managed five minutes, 51 seconds with no missed drops. 865 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,200 - Ooh. - Ooh. 866 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,120 (audience applauding) 867 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,320 Fred, you managed four minutes, 47 seconds, 868 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,400 but two missed drops. - Ooh. 869 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,240 - What does that mean? 870 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,560 what does that mean? 871 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,560 - Resulting in a time of also five minutes, 872 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,280 27 seconds. 873 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,680 FredEx delivers. 874 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,400 (audience applauding) 875 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,640 - Thank you. 876 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,480 Thank you, Pad. 877 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,720 Thank you, Postman. 878 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,560 Thank you. 879 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,000 - I'm sorry, stop it. - It's fine, it's fine. 880 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,360 - This is absolutely outrageous. 881 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,920 Half your packages were destroyed. 882 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,880 - Exactly, only half. 883 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,880 Big delivery companies could learn a thing or two 884 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,560 from my care and attention. 885 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,880 - So what have we learned here? 886 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,720 - If you want a cheap van to deliver very small packages, 887 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,600 and you're not too fussed if they get there in one piece, 888 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,920 get yourself an Astra. 889 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,720 - And the most important lesson. 890 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,680 Taxidermy cats, utterly terrifying. 891 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,600 Stuff of nightmares. - Yes, horrendous. 892 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,320 - Whoa. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 893 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,760 - Don't you ever, ever speak about Jess like that. 894 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,200 - Oh. (laughs) (audience laughing) 895 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,640 Right, that is not right. 896 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,160 That is not right. 897 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,200 - She has got feelings. 898 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,840 (Freddie laughs) 899 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,200 Go on, Jess, run free. 900 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,960 (Paddy and Freddie laughing) 901 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,880 (audience applauding) 902 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,280 Anyhow, we've got to move on to something 903 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,640 a little less weird, 904 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:09,960 because to end this series, 905 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,160 we're taking on our biggest challenge to date. 906 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,560 We're gonna give you some advice 907 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,160 that's actually useful in the real world. 908 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,120 - Easy, Pad, don't scare the horses. 909 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,440 - Chris, take it away. 910 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,560 - Family cars. 911 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,480 There's hundreds out there to choose from. 912 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,280 But if you're in the market for a new one, 913 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,640 how do you even start to make a choice? 914 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,200 - Well, fear you not because "Top Gear" is here to help. 915 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,720 (wind rustling) (birds chirping) 916 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,880 (airy orchestral music) 917 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,160 Nowadays, when it comes to family cars, 918 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,400 the range of options out there is frankly baffling. 919 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,120 From your practical, battery-powered spaceships, 920 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,680 like the Kia EV6. 921 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,760 - Here we go. 922 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,600 - [Paddy] To seven-seat Dacia people-carriers 923 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,880 that cost less than your average supermini. 924 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,440 All this room for 16 grand. 925 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,480 I mean, crikey, there are even estate cars, 926 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,640 like this Alpina B3, 927 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:13,760 solely designed for families that prefer to arrive sideways. 928 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,520 (brakes screeching) 929 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,760 There she goes. (laughs) 930 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,320 It just brings out your inner child. 931 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,520 The point is, 932 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:28,080 there are now more to choose from than ever before. 933 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,880 So with the producers helping to gather 934 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,200 a 50-strong assortment 935 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,400 of the newest, most interesting, 936 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,960 and best-selling examples on the market. 937 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,200 - [Freddie] That's a lot of family cars. 938 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,280 - [Paddy] Our job is to find you 939 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,320 the best of the lot. 940 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,880 - [Chris] Suits you, sir. 941 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,560 - Oh, look at this. 942 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,680 Family cars for every taste, every occasion. 943 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,520 - [Chris] That's what it says. 944 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,560 A bit of a mixed bag, isn't there? 945 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,160 - It is a mixed bag. - I'm gonna go for a rootle. 946 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,240 - A rootle? - Ooh, I like that. 947 00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,680 - Right, where we going here? 948 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,600 Where are we going? 949 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,400 - I've seen where I'm going straight away. 950 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,960 I've had a couple of these over the years. 951 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,000 They're not the cheapest of things. 952 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,840 But I tell you what, 953 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,760 Loads of space, loads of room in the back. 954 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,480 You can throw all the kids in. 955 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,480 They can kick the seats. 956 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,640 They can do what they want. 957 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,480 It's fine. 958 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,000 It's a Disco. 959 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,040 - Look at this little Peugeot thing here. 960 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:17,840 Look at that. 961 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:18,920 That's a great-looking car. 962 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,480 508 with three yellow lines, 963 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,680 which must denote some sportiness. 964 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,480 - [Freddie] This is bordering on midlife crisis. 965 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,880 - It is. - But you get your family in. 966 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,960 I like it. (laughs) 967 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,800 - So do I. 968 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,000 - How much is it? - It's 56 grand. 969 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,080 - Stop it. - 56 grand for a Peugeot. 970 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,040 - All right, let's have a look. 971 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,600 What else have we got here? 972 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,600 Here we go. 973 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,440 - Can we just stop and say how good Kias look at the moment? 974 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,640 - I've always been a fan of the Kia. 975 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,200 - [Chris] But these were a joke 15 years ago. 976 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,280 Now they look better than all the German stuff. 977 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,680 - Now I'm just speaking for the dads now. 978 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,640 Every dad wants to rock up at school, 979 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,480 knowing they can absolutely 980 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,200 blast the back doors off anything. 981 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,960 That sounds wrong, but you know what I mean. 982 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,600 And this is what we've got with the old M5 Comp. 983 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,240 But when you get inside it, not very practical. 984 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,440 Cup holders are quite small. 985 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,640 Side bin's tiny. 986 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,200 - [Chris] Oldest family car maker, Vauxhall. 987 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,800 - What's the family, the Borrowers? 988 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,760 (Chris laughs) 989 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,320 Where do you put your family in that? 990 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,280 - Here we go. 991 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,240 I mean, just look at the storage in here. 992 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,320 Look at that. 993 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,120 - Come on, this is all you need. 994 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,480 It's massive, it's comfortable. 995 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,320 - It is. 996 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,840 And I know it's a Volvo, but it does nothing for me. 997 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,520 (Paddy sighs) 998 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,920 - That's what you want. 999 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,080 - We gotta do something about this. 1000 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:37,920 There's too many cars here. 1001 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,080 - Where'd you go with it? - I don't know. 1002 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,320 Pad? 1003 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,560 - There's something very reassuring 1004 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,320 about the knobs on a Volvo. 1005 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,440 - Just lovely action on them. - Don't do that. (chuckles) 1006 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,600 - Everything's good in the world. 1007 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,400 You get in a Volvo, 1008 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,720 you get out and you go, "Actually, we're all right." 1009 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,920 - Right, we got too many cars here. 1010 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,320 We need to find a way of removing some. 1011 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,640 We need to get some perspective, okay? 1012 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,520 - [Paddy] Huh? 1013 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,280 - [Chris] We need to get some height on it, over there. 1014 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,480 - Height? - Straight to the point. 1015 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,640 - Chris Harris, wanting height. 1016 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,480 (crane whirring) 1017 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,720 Chris, what are we doing up here? 1018 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,080 - We're about to do some whittling. 1019 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,160 Not woodwork, either. 1020 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,000 Right, so the starting point here surely has to be 1021 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,760 anything over 40 grand's gotta go 1022 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,040 because that's not an affordable family car 1023 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,480 that can be used most of the time, is it? 1024 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,480 - 40 grand? - But for the price of cars, 1025 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,240 that's gonna be a lot of cars. - Yeah. 1026 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,640 - Also, 40 grand is when the posh car tax, 1027 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,280 the premium car tax comes in. 1028 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,120 - Cost of living crisis, gotta think practical. 1029 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:27,960 Stand back. - Yeah. 1030 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,000 - Right, get rid of the 40 grand-plus's. 1031 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,600 Are you okay? 1032 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,480 - Whoa! (beep) 1033 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,280 (Freddie and Paddy laughing) 1034 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,360 (upbeat music) 1035 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,440 - Oh, the Taycan's gone. - Oh, wow, Exodus. 1036 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,040 - Giulia's gone, one Rover. - Oh. 1037 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,160 - There's the M5, Chris. - Oh. 1038 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,240 - Wave a goodbye kiss. - Oh no. 1039 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,240 - It's like a giant game of "Guess Who?" isn't it? 1040 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,120 - It is. 1041 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,440 It is like "Guess Who?" - Just drive off. 1042 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,240 - In an important copyright sense, 1043 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,920 it's quite unlike "Guess Who?" 1044 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,760 you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1045 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,360 Yeah, it is, yeah. - Certainly. 1046 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,200 Right, okay. 1047 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,720 - Now, I gotta be honest, 1048 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,720 I do love a whittle. - You do? 1049 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,560 - (laughs) You're a whittler. 1050 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,480 - I love a whittle. (Freddie laughs) 1051 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,760 Can I have a go at it? - Yes. 1052 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,600 - I'm getting into it now. - Yes. 1053 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,440 - All right. 1054 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,160 I love this. 1055 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,560 Honda Jazz, that's gone. 1056 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,400 - [Freddie] What? 1057 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,520 - What criteria are you using to get rid of the Honda Jazz? 1058 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,960 - I just hate it. 1059 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,640 - You can't get rid of cars 'cause you hate them. 1060 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,040 It's not how it works. 1061 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,680 - Hatred's not a category, hatred? 1062 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,560 - No, no it's not. 1063 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,760 - Well, I'll tell you what, then. 1064 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,720 Real-world running costs. 1065 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,160 - Yes. - It's all about the MPG. 1066 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,640 - Yep. - You're a family. 1067 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,000 Petrol prices, diesel prices, they're through the roof. 1068 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:40,840 Gotta keep them down. 1069 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,680 So I'm looking minimum 50 miles per gallon. 1070 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,760 - What about electric? 1071 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,280 - Yeah, that's a good point. 1072 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,080 - By definition, 1073 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,000 it has to be more efficient. - Exactly, electric can stay. 1074 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,400 - So anything over 50 MPG and electric can stay. 1075 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,520 - Electric's staying? - Okay. 1076 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,920 - Electric's staying, yeah. - Okay, got you. 1077 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,560 - Right, okay. - Go on then. 1078 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,600 - Anything under 50 miles to the gallon can go. 1079 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,560 (upbeat music) 1080 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,600 - Oh, oh, oh. - Whoa. 1081 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,840 - The Dacia Jogger's gone. - The Jogger's gone? 1082 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,880 - Goodbye, the Jogger. - Why's the jogger gone? 1083 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,480 - 50 MPG. - Disco's gone. 1084 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,400 Disco's a great family car. 1085 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,280 - Ooh, ooh. - Another Honda gone. 1086 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,120 - Aw. - That's a surprise. 1087 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,000 - [Paddy] So the Jazz has stayed, 1088 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,440 but that Honda, the CR-V's gone. 1089 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,800 - [Freddie] You can't get rid of that Jazz, Pad. (laughs) 1090 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,600 - Wrong Honda. 1091 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,040 - Oh. - I want that Berlingo gone, 1092 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,640 but I think it's staying. - Yeah. 1093 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,720 - The Berlingo's gonna be here for the whole day. 1094 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,840 - You reckon? - Yeah. 1095 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,720 That is some very strong culling. 1096 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,640 But now over to Fred. 1097 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,600 What is your whittle? 1098 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,680 - Now I need space, not just for myself. 1099 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,800 Kids' cricket bags, I need boot space. 1100 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,880 I'm gonna say anything under 500-liters boot space is off. 1101 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,440 - [Chris] But that is a harsh cull. 1102 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,760 - Anything under 500-liters boot space, 1103 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,000 hit the road, Jack. 1104 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,840 Come on, Jazz. 1105 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,040 - Yes! (laughs) - It's gone. 1106 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,520 - Get out of here. - Oh. 1107 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,680 Where are they all going? - Wow. 1108 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,800 - Ooh, dear me. 1109 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,200 - [Paddy] You have decimated 1110 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,320 the field there, Andrew. (whistles) 1111 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,720 - When I whittle, Chris, it stays whittled. 1112 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,000 - Complete carnage. - And, well, 1113 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,320 science has spoken gentlemen. 1114 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,920 We are not left with much. 1115 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,880 (jazzy music) 1116 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,880 - [Freddie] What we are left with, though, 1117 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,680 are nine very tidy options. 1118 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,800 From the ever-popular Nissan Qashqai, 1119 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,080 to the clue's-in-the-title Skoda Superb, 1120 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,640 or even the much-harder-to-love Citroen Berlingo. 1121 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,320 These are all cars with a generous amount of boot space 1122 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,120 that start at less than 40 grand, 1123 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,160 and a spec that'll do north of 50 miles to the gallon. 1124 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,000 But we're not done yet. 1125 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,640 (suspenseful music) 1126 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,800 Because to whittle it down some more, 1127 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,920 I'd come up with a drag race with a difference. 1128 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,640 - [Chris] Fred, why are you so much further forward than me? 1129 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,360 - Because this, Christopher, is a price handicap. 1130 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,680 The cheapest car at the front. 1131 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,760 The more expensive the car, the further back you start. 1132 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,240 - Did you choose the car you're in? 1133 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,720 - [Freddie] No, this car chose me. 1134 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,560 (Chris laughing) 1135 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,480 - [Paddy] Yes, in a surprise to us all, 1136 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,280 Flintoff had come up with a rather elegant way 1137 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,200 of testing which of our nine remaining cars 1138 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,200 represent the best balance of price and performance. 1139 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,360 A half-mile drag race 1140 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,120 where the most expensive contender is tested, 1141 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,640 the Skoda Enyaq iV would start at the back. 1142 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,760 The rest of the field then receiving a 10-meter headstart 1143 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,720 for every thousand pounds cheaper they cost. 1144 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,880 Last three to cross the line are eliminated. 1145 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,960 (suspenseful music) 1146 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:06,840 (engine roaring) 1147 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,920 Three, two, one, go. 1148 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,240 Whoa. 1149 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,080 There we go. 1150 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,520 The Arkana's off. 1151 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,600 - Go on, the Hyundai. 1152 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,720 Bye-bye, Superb. 1153 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,760 - I'll be screaming past them. 1154 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,280 - Go, go, nothing at me. 1155 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,080 - Done the Skoda. 1156 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,360 - So I'm going backwards here. 1157 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,400 This is just a day out. 1158 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,240 Paddy's gone. 1159 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,040 - There's Flintoff. (laughs) 1160 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,680 Wowzers, this thing flies. 1161 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,480 - Oh, the Berlingo, that is embarrassing. 1162 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,720 I've been passed by a Berlingo and Harris 1163 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,800 on the outside in the Skoda. 1164 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,320 - We've got the Renault. 1165 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,640 - Come on, we're over the line. 1166 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,720 Done the Qashi. 1167 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,760 (cars zooming) 1168 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,640 Done the Qashi. 1169 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,240 Go on. 1170 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,480 - [Chris] Third, we'll take third. 1171 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,840 - [Freddie] Not last. 1172 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,800 I started at the front, I'm last. 1173 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,240 - A nice victory there for the Tucson. 1174 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,560 - This thing's got some heart, I'm telling you. 1175 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,200 - I've gotta say, the Arkana just doesn't go. 1176 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,360 By the time I get the lads to cricket in this, 1177 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,040 They'll have played ten overs. 1178 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,200 (Chris laughing) 1179 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,080 (upbeat music) 1180 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,920 So the bang-for-your-buck drag race 1181 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,160 had eliminated the electric Skoda Enyaq, 1182 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,480 the Volkswagen Tiguan Allspace, 1183 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,840 and the Renault Arkana. 1184 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,240 Now we needed to get six down to three. 1185 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,600 And with the pack so tightly matched, 1186 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,920 the only way to do that was by unleashing 1187 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,920 the motoring journalist - Hi, lads. 1188 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,880 - Oh, god, he's got clipboards. 1189 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,960 - [Freddie] He's got three of them. 1190 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,880 - Let's get down to the nitty-gritty of car testing. 1191 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,000 This is the real stuff. 1192 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,760 - All right. - Okay. 1193 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,560 - Clipboard each. - Thank you. 1194 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,280 - Always leave the pen under there 1195 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,600 with the nib at the bottom. 1196 00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,920 - Oh god. - Better access. 1197 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,200 - Okay. - Right, here we go. 1198 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,080 Legroom. 1199 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:02,920 - Ooh. - Ooh. 1200 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,200 - Oh. I'd say the- - I need legroom. 1201 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,280 - Exactly, we've got the perfect dummy for this. 1202 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,120 - Yes. - Okay? 1203 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,040 - So I'm a dummy? - I'd say standard 1204 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,200 legroom test should be a Flintoff sitting behind a Flintoff. 1205 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,640 Would you agree? - I like that. 1206 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,480 I like that. - Okay. 1207 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,000 Okay, the Skoda Superb is known to be a leader 1208 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,080 in this field. - Ooh. 1209 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,320 - I don't like the way you're holding that. 1210 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,160 That is too low. 1211 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,840 I want it here and I want it here. 1212 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:23,680 - That's where I go. - Right. 1213 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,920 Now, out you come, Mr. Flintoff, please. 1214 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,880 In the back now. 1215 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,960 Okay, not every family comes from 1216 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,240 the Flintoff end of the gene pool. 1217 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,400 - Kids 6'4", 6'3". 1218 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,560 - [Chris] But we all know legroom is key 1219 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,640 to a happy backseat. 1220 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,400 - [Paddy] Are you comfortable? 1221 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,400 - [Freddie] Tell you what, that's not bad, that. 1222 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,240 That's all right, that. 1223 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,160 - That is dead impressive, Andrew. 1224 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,000 - Do you know what? 1225 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,600 Even head room's fine. - That is four. 1226 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,400 - I'll give them that. - Four points. 1227 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,320 And you'd be surprised how often the posher badges 1228 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:56,120 trade this crucial detail for sleeker styling. 1229 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,360 - I'm just... 1230 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,160 I can't... 1231 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,200 No, I can't get in it. - Come on, get in. 1232 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,040 - No, I can't, look. 1233 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,800 - In we go, right. - Yeah. 1234 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,360 - How far could you travel like that? 1235 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,600 - [Freddie] I don't wanna travel anywhere like this. 1236 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,480 - Yeah. - Okay. 1237 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,400 - There's headroom, no legroom. 1238 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,840 - That's not really working, is it? 1239 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,320 - Not a chance. 1240 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,400 - [Freddie] Not a chance. 1241 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,400 Next on Harris's clipboard of truth 1242 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,840 was that great leveller, Isofix child seats. 1243 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,480 - Let's choose this little Skoda here, the Octavia. 1244 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,000 - [Freddie] I'm on my fourth kid with these. 1245 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,480 - It's great, you're in. - I'm in? 1246 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,680 - You know, that's the easiest one I've ever put in. 1247 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,600 - Is it? - Oh, let's get a five 1248 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,960 on that. - Seriously, bar none. 1249 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,400 - Get a five on that. 1250 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,520 Now do you want us to pop one of them in the driving seat 1251 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,800 for future challenges? 1252 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,720 - There's no need for that at all. 1253 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,720 Right, next car. 1254 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,920 - [Freddie] With the Octavia taking the Isofix top spot, 1255 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,240 second place went to the mercurial Audi Q3 Sportback. 1256 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,160 - I'm straight in there. 1257 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,240 I'm already at the McDonald's drive-thru 1258 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,760 buying a kid's meal right now. 1259 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,840 My children are so happy. 1260 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,520 - [Freddie] And rounding out the top three, 1261 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,920 our drag race winner, the Hyundai Tucson. 1262 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,080 - Here it is. - Go on, then. 1263 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,080 - [Paddy] There she goes. 1264 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,320 - [Freddie] Closing in on the big decision, 1265 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,960 Harris had one more trick up his clipboard 1266 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,600 to get us over the line. 1267 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,240 - This is arguably the most important test of the lot, 1268 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,760 starting with the Qashqai. 1269 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,360 Okay, you're in a car park. 1270 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,600 You try and get your mobile phone out of your pocket 1271 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,400 and you drop it between the seat 1272 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,480 and centre console. - Oh, no, you don't. 1273 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,760 - You now have to show us how easy or difficult it is 1274 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,720 to retrieve that phone. 1275 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,640 This is critical to all car purchases. 1276 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,480 Ready? 1277 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,320 Three, two, one, and go, Andrew. 1278 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,840 Show us what you can do. 1279 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,640 - Retrieved. 1280 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:35,560 - That's incredible. 1281 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,080 For a hand that size in a car like this, 1282 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,720 I think that's superb. 1283 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,560 - Oh, look at this. - Are you ready, Chris? 1284 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,640 - [Chris] Yep, let's go. 1285 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,040 - [Freddie] This isn't too easy. 1286 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,440 - [Paddy] I've gotta say the Berlingo's a five. 1287 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,760 - It's a five. - On the strength of that, 1288 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,760 would you buy a Berlingo? 1289 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,600 - Yes. 1290 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,480 Here we go. 1291 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,320 Ready? 1292 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,480 - Are you ready? - Are you ready? 1293 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,560 - Yeah. 1294 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,680 - Uh-oh. - Oh. 1295 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,880 You've done me there. 1296 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,040 - I'm known to be fingers. 1297 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,520 - Oh my god. - It's gone now. 1298 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,960 - No. - Oh, it's a nightmare. 1299 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,960 It's a nightmare. - That's a one. 1300 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,240 - Oh, no. - That's a one. 1301 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,680 - Zero. - Zero, mark it down. 1302 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,920 - Zero. - No, no, no, no. 1303 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:10,720 - Paddy, you can keep the form. 1304 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,400 - Geez, I can't even get my hand back. 1305 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,480 Is that in there? 1306 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,160 - Chaps? - Yeah. 1307 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,840 - Science is over. - Mm. 1308 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,840 - Okay, we've now gotta whittle down to the final three. 1309 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,080 Are we in agreement 1310 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,480 that the Hyundai is in the top three for all of us? 1311 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,400 - Yes. - Yes. 1312 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,520 - So that goes through. - Done. 1313 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,800 - The Skoda Octavia is in my top three. 1314 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,880 Is it in yours? 1315 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:31,720 - Yes. 1316 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,560 - [Chris] Is it in yours? 1317 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,560 - Yes. 1318 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,640 - Ooh, this is fantastic. 1319 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,560 This is what happens- - It's good. 1320 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,400 - I think we're gonna struggle now. 1321 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,880 We've got a Skoda in already, so we don't need two. 1322 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,160 - [Paddy] Can I throw a curve ball in? 1323 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,000 - Yeah. - Go on. 1324 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:41,800 - Berlingo. 1325 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,640 - Why? - Get in the- 1326 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,480 - Hear me out, hear me out. - Okay, go on. 1327 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,960 - It's the only car we've got that's full EV. 1328 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,000 - Yeah. - That's important. 1329 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:47,840 That's important. 1330 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,440 - The phone test, five out of five. 1331 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,960 These are the ones where when you're in a car with the kids, 1332 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,480 them are the problems you have. 1333 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,720 - That is a strong argument. 1334 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,240 - Loads of boot space. - I'll give you the 1335 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,760 practicality. - Yep. 1336 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,720 - All over it. - Yep. 1337 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,840 Also, we've not mentioned this. 1338 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,720 - Sliding door. - Wonderful, practical. 1339 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:05,560 - I know. 1340 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,160 Okay, I'm gonna go with McGuinness. 1341 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,640 The Berlingo stays in. 1342 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,600 It's the quirky choice. - Right. 1343 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,440 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1344 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,280 - So we've got them. 1345 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,560 We've got our three. 1346 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,360 - Science, science. 1347 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,600 (upbeat music) 1348 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,960 - [Chris] Now that, ladies and gentlemen, 1349 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,040 is how you use a clipboard. 1350 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,440 Because whether it's the perfectly practical 1351 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,920 diesel Skoda Octavia estate, 1352 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,880 the really rather handsome hybrid Hyundai Tucson, 1353 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,840 or the staggeringly spacious Citroen e-Berlingo, 1354 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,480 pick one of these for your next family car 1355 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,560 and you won't be disappointed. 1356 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:45,000 But we tasked ourselves with picking a winner. 1357 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,040 And to do that, 1358 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,760 McGuinness reckoned he'd come up with the ideal test. 1359 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,160 - So the last one, real-world experience. 1360 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:57,480 Life on the road with your family in the car. 1361 00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:58,560 That's the next test. 1362 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,080 - What's that test? 1363 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,360 - Glad you asked. 1364 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,720 It's a classic seat-switch race. 1365 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,280 We're gonna set up from here. 1366 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,680 You've got a stopwatch, start that. 1367 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,160 I'm gonna go around to the little box over there, 1368 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,840 I'm gonna stop in the box, 1369 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:15,240 then we're gonna swap round, in the car, anti-clockwise. 1370 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,240 Me, you, you here. 1371 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,640 Then you set off driving 1372 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,600 all the way back around over the finish line, 1373 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,680 stop the watch. 1374 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,040 - How often does the child 1375 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,560 come from the back and drive the car? 1376 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,160 - Well, every time when Pad's driving. 1377 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,000 - Correct. 1378 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:28,960 It's the easiest way. 1379 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,320 You can have a beer then, can't you? 1380 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,160 (Freddie laughing) 1381 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,160 Right, come on, kids. 1382 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,600 Great. - Ready? 1383 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,880 - Three, two, one, go. - Let's go. 1384 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,880 (upbeat music) 1385 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,200 - [Paddy] Let's face it, 1386 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,560 the very best family journeys 1387 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,920 are the ones that are over and done with 1388 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000 as fast as possible. 1389 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,120 - Could go to this thing, 1390 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,480 doesn't it? - Oh, wow, yes. 1391 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,320 That's all right, that. 1392 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,000 - [Paddy] And to keep the peace along the way, 1393 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:58,200 you really need as much room for everyone as you can get. 1394 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,160 - Paddy. - Switch it. 1395 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,040 - Swap, go. - I don't like this at all. 1396 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:02,880 - You come back here. 1397 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,120 You come back here. (Chris laughing) 1398 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,360 You're too big and you tickle people. 1399 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,200 - Don't do that. - Let's do that. 1400 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,280 - Don't do that. - Grab my foot. (laughs) 1401 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,440 Grab my foot. - Ow. (laughs) 1402 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,680 Ow. - Okay, come on. (laughs) 1403 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,000 What, you've got my foot. - Ah. 1404 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,520 - Actually got my other one. - Hang on, the seatbelt. 1405 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,120 - Oh. - Whoa, that's quick. 1406 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:22,960 - [Chris] There she goes. 1407 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,760 - [Paddy] And that's why when it comes to finding 1408 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,640 the ultimate family car... 1409 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,600 She's lively. 1410 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,320 She really is the quickest of the lot. 1411 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,960 You want to be looking out for that magic place 1412 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,560 where space meets pace. 1413 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,320 - You better get in that. - Oh no. 1414 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,520 - Oh my god, here we go. - Oh, stop. 1415 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,000 - I'm a child, I'm a child. - Oh. (laughing) 1416 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,440 - Stop it, stop it. - I like you down there. 1417 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,640 - [Chris] Here we go. 1418 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,240 Quick. 1419 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,080 Stop. 1420 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:48,960 (stopwatch beeps) 1421 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:49,920 What's the time? 1422 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,240 - 1:34:16. - Ooh. 1423 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,320 - Tell you what, I am mighty impressed by this thing. 1424 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,200 At just over a minute 1/2 to get round, 1425 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,280 the hybrid Tucson had laid down a serious benchmark. 1426 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,880 The only question now was, 1427 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,440 could it be beaten by the e-Berlingo? 1428 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,920 - Three, two, one. 1429 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:09,760 (stopwatch beeps) 1430 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,120 - Ooh. - Oh, it's flat on then. 1431 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,520 - What's going, Fred? 1432 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,560 - Flat on. - Let it go. 1433 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,640 Or the Octavia. 1434 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,120 - Go. (stopwatch beeps) 1435 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,120 - Stalled at the line. - Oh, you think so? 1436 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,600 (rock music) 1437 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,880 - [Freddie] Oh, it's a roller, isn't it? 1438 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,680 Oh. 1439 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,400 - It's anything but a roller. 1440 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,560 - Oh, oh. - Oh. 1441 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,480 - Use all the track, 1442 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,320 get her out there. - All right, 1443 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,400 well, we're gonna get a little nibble there. 1444 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,320 - Get her out there. 1445 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,480 Get her out there. 1446 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,720 (suspenseful music) 1447 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,800 - Right, now can you stop in the box. 1448 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,600 - I like it. - Ah. 1449 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,280 - We can walk around this car. 1450 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,120 - I'm not sure about this. 1451 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,200 We're about to get into it. 1452 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,160 - Whoa. - Ooh. 1453 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,200 - Oh, I missed it. - Oh, you missed the box, 1454 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,920 you idiot. - You missed it. 1455 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,320 (elegant orchestral music) 1456 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,480 - I'm gonna gonna come back to you. 1457 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,480 I'm gonna come back to you. - That's not a problem. 1458 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,320 - Come on, get in there. - Look at that. 1459 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,160 - I'll just move over. - There we go, Pad. 1460 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,920 - That is just quality. - There we go. 1461 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,240 - That is lovely stuff. - May we, may we. 1462 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,080 - That is. 1463 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,680 That's a demonstration of the Berlingo's real talent. 1464 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,480 - Move over. - You go first, you go first. 1465 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,480 - I'll move over. (Paddy laughing) 1466 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,960 - Get off. - Come on, son. 1467 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,760 (Freddie and Paddy laughing) 1468 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,440 (upbeat music) 1469 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,080 No, no. (laughs) - Ah, no. (laughs) 1470 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,560 - Oh, my undies have gone. 1471 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,720 Oh, my undies have gone. (laughs) 1472 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,080 (car horn blaring) 1473 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,000 No, look. 1474 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,760 Look at my undies. (Paddy laughing) 1475 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,880 You don't do that to your kids. 1476 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,000 We're off. 1477 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:42,960 (upbeat music) 1478 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,760 - [Paddy] After a very revealing seat swap... 1479 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,800 - I'm not even bothered now. 1480 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,160 I've got my pants around my ankles. 1481 00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,440 Look where my pants are. 1482 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,280 - [Paddy] It was now just a short sprint to the line. 1483 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,120 - Come on. 1484 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,200 - Berlingo, go, go. 1485 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,120 - [Paddy] To discover which of our finalists 1486 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,800 would take family car glory. 1487 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,080 (stopwatch beeps) 1488 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,560 (Chris sighs) (Paddy groans) 1489 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,440 - He has flesh on that seat. 1490 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,080 (orchestral music) 1491 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,680 And with a time of one minute 41, 1492 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,560 and just over two minutes respectively, 1493 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,880 neither the palatial but ponderous e-Berlingo, 1494 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,800 nor the speedy but snug Octavia estate 1495 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,560 had quite done enough 1496 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,920 to knock the perfectly-pitched Tucson hybrid 1497 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 off the top spot. 1498 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,200 Which meant, after what can only be described 1499 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,360 as a pretty rigorous day's testing... 1500 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,440 - Look at his. (Paddy laughing) 1501 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,480 Look. (laughs) 1502 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,600 - No, it's not funny. - Oh. 1503 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,320 - [Paddy] In the end, there could be only one conclusion. 1504 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,760 - That Hyundai is the best car. 1505 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,200 - Yeah, that's what science says. 1506 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,160 - You wouldn't have anything else. 1507 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,400 - Yep, exactly. - For that money, 1508 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,640 with those criteria. - Yeah. 1509 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,120 Is that how you did it on Auto Car? 1510 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,400 - Not quite, no. 1511 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,920 (grand orchestral music) 1512 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,840 (audience applauding) 1513 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,920 - That was a very good car. - Very, very good. 1514 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 - Love it, love it. 1515 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:14,440 - No complaints. 1516 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,440 No complaints. 1517 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,720 - I'll admit, a wrestling match in the back of a Hyundai, 1518 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,240 it's not the most conventional way 1519 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,160 to decide between a bunch of family cars. 1520 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:22,960 (audience laughing) 1521 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:23,880 But I think we all agree on this one. 1522 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,240 We actually came up with the right answer. 1523 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,400 The car we'd recommend is the Hyundai Tucson. 1524 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,800 (audience applauding) 1525 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,640 - So I tell you what, 1526 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,160 we may be mavericks, but we get results. 1527 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,000 - Correct. 1528 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:36,880 It's a very good car. 1529 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,920 And it's further evidence 1530 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,840 that Hyundai is smashing it at the moment, 1531 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,720 making proper hot hatches, interesting electric cars, 1532 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,240 worthy family cars. 1533 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,200 They're on a roll. 1534 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,040 - Well, what a way to sign off. 1535 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,560 Because that's the end of the show, and the series. 1536 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,560 - [Audience] Aw. 1537 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,640 - But we'll see you all next year. 1538 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,840 - [Audience] Yay. 1539 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:55,640 - Thanks so much for watching. 1540 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:56,560 Goodnight. 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