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{\3c&H00C5D2&\fnArabic Typesetting\b1\4c&H000170&\c&H000000&\fs28}Translation and
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Bristol, England
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"Christmas Eve"
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Another drink?
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I'm still tired.
I'd like to fix this
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Big beer mug
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Did your shift just end?
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I have a break between
two shifts, I think
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You don't drive a car, right?
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I'll hold the bridle and
the reindeer will do the rest
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This is my fourth year as Santa Claus
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What about you?
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I don't remember the number
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I forgot why I started
doing that in the first place
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Same reason for everyone
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Because of the money. The money
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.It is the engine of the world
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Spreading joy on children's faces
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.that's what I'm after
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Cheerfulness, yeah, that's right
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Well, it takes two seconds
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And as soon as they open the gift
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They want the next gift
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.they want the next cool thing
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This is how the world works for children
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This is what children become.
They are like little addicts
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Little bastards only
ask, don't believe
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They just want to
crave and devour
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.Maybe this is my last year
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.last Christmas
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But I can't afford to see
another Santa in distress.
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His drinks are on me
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.Yes
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.That's very cheery of you
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.I'd rather go
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Gifts are not distributed by themselves
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This is a gift for your grandson. It'll
save me the trouble of coming back
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It's a new video game, Astro Blaster
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Or Blaster Aster, I don't know
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.Merry Christmas
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How do you know my grandson's name?
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..don't know why the other grandson
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Hey!
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.This door leads to the roof
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.you idiot
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.go easy on him because it's his birthdays
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Hey!
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You can't be here
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If I break your neck, I won't
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!My God
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..this
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.just awesome
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|| violent night ||
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Greenwich, Connecticut.
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"Mom"
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.Welcome
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There she is, my dear
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We'll go see your grandmother
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.Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas, Trudy
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Merry Christmas,
Dad! You filthy animal
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I let her stay up to
watch Home Alone
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!he is very funny
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.This painful
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.all morning
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..I thank you
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.to do this
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.I am not doing it for you
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It's Christmas!
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Merry Christmas.
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Hello, Linda. Merry Christmas
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Mr. Lightson
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Are you there, Tru?
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You must be excited for Christmas
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What gift did you ask Santa for?
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.unless I work on Christmas Eve
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I must have been
naughty since I came here
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Just make sure you let
Santa pass through the gate
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.Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas, Al
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Merry Christmas, True
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(Thank you, Al
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.Merry Christmas
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.I hope you were wise
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what the hell?
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You are the worst caterers in the
world. Slices are long, not circular
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.I'm dreaming
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.Good
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Good evening gentlemen.
Merry Christmas
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No way, thanks a lot
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I can't believe the fact
that you were raised like this
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Nor does my therapist believe this
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.I need a drink
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.look at this
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Hello, Linda. Hello
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How are you, Alpha?
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You seem to be overweight
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.It suits you, you know
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.Thank you
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So how are you?
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I have great feelings
about this Christmas
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Do you want to know why? Yes
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Because I believe that
this year my mother will rise
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And choose one of us to manage the company
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And I gotta tell you, Jason
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.that I will strive hard to get you
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What would Christmas be like in the Lightston
family without complaining or fighting?
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- Your wine, madam.
- My dear
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Smile, it's Christmas
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.good girl
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.sorry about my sister
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It's great to see you
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.and your being here
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.yeah, you can criticize me
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Criticism, okay
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Well, do you remember Burt,
my sister's happiness and pride?
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Yes, this is Bert Locke
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Live broadcast of fancy
dress for Christmas Eve
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.hashtag plus
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He was recently charged with his
first ever sexual harassment charge
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My mom bribed the school
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Now the gym is named after us
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Of course it is
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What about Tragic Mike?
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All I'm saying is if I were
on one of those planes
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9/11 ended with a group of
terrorists skydiving over Connecticut
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without their umbrellas
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- Yes.
- Yes
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Do you like this?
Yes, I like it
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.kiss me in front of my son
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He might actually be a great actor
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His performance might deserve an Academy
Award. In Pretending My Sister is Hot
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Now he wants my mom to finance his movie
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No way, this does not suit me
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(It's Gertrude
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.she is my mother
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.OK come
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- Come on, Burt, come here.
- Wait, Mom
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- Let's stand here.
- Just a moment
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- I'm busy.
- We practiced this. Come on
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.let's go
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Seriously, do you know what this means?
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Can we join?
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.no
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We will step aside
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.Come here
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..Just
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threat or bribery
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This is not rocket science. It's
the same thing we always do
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this is the reason?
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Is this the best you can do?
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Are you excited to see your grandmother?
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Listen, you bastard, it's Christmas
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So, why not take your
best offer and gift wrap it
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And shove it up your ass?
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Maybe you don't realize who I am
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Can you see that?
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Mr. Cole is here
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What's wrong with you man?
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.I don't know. I don't do anything
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.Yes
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.no no no
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Don't feed me poop and
tell me it's chocolate cake
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"Your great-grandmother."
"I'm not making up that story."
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.I think your brother is up to something
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.no
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I just decided to let you guys
be the first to fawn over my mom
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Come on, you are the king of flattery
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You named your daughter Gertrude
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Alpha, you named your son Bertrude.
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Good?
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Sorry, that's not a real name
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Sorry, Linda, we can't help
but... be lucky to have a daughter
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Mom, I can hear you
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You know something we don't know, what is it?
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.no I do not know
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.Understood. I found it
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.Let's go
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- We just...
- Come on
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.oh a pile of shit
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No wonder your husband dumped you
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Merry Christmas to you, Senator
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- Merry Christmas, Mom!
- Merry Christmas!
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.Merry Christmas
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Why the hell are you
standing there in the back?
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- Merry Christmas, Grandma!
- You little bitch!
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My sweet little Gertrude, how
is my favorite granddaughter?
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Everyone calls me Trudy now
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Trudy)?)
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.This makes her look more slutty
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.Good
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She doesn't even know the meaning of the word
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.I'm starving. Let's eat
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I think Gertrude is a beautiful name
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I only call her Gertrude
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Merry Christmas, Gertrude
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"The List: Money, Money, Money Camcorders"
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.Another goddamn Christmas
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.I made these myself
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No way
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It looks exactly like Santa Claus
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.exactly
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Can he get a candy cane? Yes
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.Yes he can
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.that's perfect
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.no peeping
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.This house has a lot of chimneys
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How can Santa come down?
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Santa knows.
It's the magic of Christmas
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What's wrong, honey?
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Dad didn't take me to see
Santa at the mall this year
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.yeah, he didn't
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.I'm so sorry
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This year has been strange
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I didn't tell Santa what
I wanted for Christmas
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Come here, my dear
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Do you know something?
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You'll wear your pajamas
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I'll meet you in two minutes
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.Yes
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.Yes
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Since you seemed obedient
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Me and your mom this year
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We decided you
can get...one gift
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- In advance - Really?
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What is this?
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.This is a very special walkie-talkie
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.it's magic
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Charm?
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Well, that's what you've got here
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It's the direct hotline
to Santa Claus himself
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Can I talk to Santa? Yes
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Like writing a letter
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.but better
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Now the problem
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He may not have
time to reply to you
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Because he has to distribute
a lot of presents tonight
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But he will hear everything you say
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Hello, Santa
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I'm Trudy Lightstone
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.Hope you have a wonderful night
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It's very cold tonight
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So, don't forget your gloves
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So, I want to tell you something
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.you were very obedient this year
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So I made a list of everything I wanted
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,but then
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I realized I don't
need all of that
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I only want one birthday present
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I want my mom and dad to make up
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.to be a family again
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,Good
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Good night, Santa
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Good night, Mr. Bunny.
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.My God
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Which of you did this?
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You can't move two seconds
without pooping on the roof like a dove?
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This is completely unprofessional!
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Rudolph would never do that to me
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.local
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Non-fat milk
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.Oh my God
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.oh these things
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"Brandy, 1938"
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.whiskey
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It's pre-war stock
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.it's not bad
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.taste good
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what the hell?
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.this is good
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I learn something
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Well, Christmas is good
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You Americans don't
celebrate my favorite holiday
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OK, what is it?
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Gift distribution day
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This is B. Lightstone broadcasting
the dream live, you know
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..they say that the richest men
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.say goodbye
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..Which
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Grandma, your wifi is terrible
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!the curse
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When he was little, I
begged you to beat him
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.Welcome
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.Merry Christmas
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Or should I say happy holidays now?
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Right?
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People should decide, right?
Can I help you?
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Yes, of course, I hope so
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..my car broke down a bit
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over here?
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- This is a private road.
- You must be kidding me
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It's the first place I see for
miles today. I must have frostbite
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Where am I anyway?
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JT Lightstone Family Compound
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I will call the towing service for you
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Well, assholes
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It's time to ruin Christmas.
Confirm everyone's locations
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jingle, on my site.
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Peppermint, on my site
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Sugarpalm, in my location
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Krampus, ready to destroy everything.
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Candy Cain, in my location.
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This is Frosty. This is Tensel
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This is gingerbread
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Are we going to use
these aliases all night?
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.only in season
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Welcome to the worst
Christmas of your life
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Trudy loves to go
see Santa at the mall.
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She was going with her father
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And you should have taken
it as you do, every Christmas
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.but you were hidden
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My mom assigned me a
special project. It was complicated
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But that doesn't change anything.
Because it happens over and over again
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- And your mother interferes in our lives.
- You're right
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What if we could make Trudy's
Christmas wish come true?
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Are you trying to win me back with
a romantic weekend at your mom's?
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What if things really
change this time?
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And we got rid of my mother's interference?
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Go away and be a family together?
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.Tonight
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What are you planning to do?
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.let's go
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Let's get you out of here
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Mom, where are you going?
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- She goes to the panic room.
- What?
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00:24:05,482 --> 00:24:07,044
- Yeah, come on, Bertrude.
- Without us?
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There is no room for all of us
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It can fit two people,
at least, mom. Take me
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!Mom
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Panic room? Yes
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Can Burt come?
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Step aside, son
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.wait wait
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- You're supposed to protect us.
- We protect basic assets
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Who the hell are you?
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00:24:57,962 --> 00:24:59,798
You may call me Mr. Scrooge
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.That's funny. finish him off
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00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:14,435
That's humility, you bastard!
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.Move aside
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Tinsel, Peppermint, check upstairs.
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I want all the Lightstons together
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Get rid of anyone else you find
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!the curse
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.damn, damn it
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Dear Trudy, we have to go
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- Come on.
- Come on, let's try the servant drawer
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Come on, no
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.shh
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.mistletoe, gingerbread
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!You are
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.Welcome
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.that you caught me
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I don't want any trouble, okay?
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00:26:43,884 --> 00:26:45,282
.downstairs now
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00:26:45,993 --> 00:26:48,016
..Listen sir
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I don't want to get involved,
I'm just doing my job here
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.Good? That's it
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I'll get Casey back
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.and go through that chimney
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.stop talking, move
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.never do this
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00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:05,087
What? this?
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00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:08,282
.Now move
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00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:11,555
Are you deaf? move now
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00:27:23,069 --> 00:27:24,467
.no no no
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00:27:24,787 --> 00:27:26,412
No, wait for me!
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Wait!
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Don't go!
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00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:32,748
Come back!
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00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:12,892
.Die
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.The reindeer bastards left me here to die
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Violent night
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Bloody night
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00:29:52,336 --> 00:29:54,538
, it's all quiet
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00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:58,233
If no one wants to...
shoot him in the head
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00:29:59,242 --> 00:30:00,062
.very smart
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00:30:00,484 --> 00:30:03,421
Do you have any idea
who you're messing with?
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00:30:06,961 --> 00:30:09,444
I know exactly who I'm messing with
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00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,187
Did you really
think... I spent months
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00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:17,749
In plotting to break into the most
secure private space in the country
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00:30:17,773 --> 00:30:19,155
Without knowing who lives in it?
382
00:30:19,703 --> 00:30:20,703
.You are wrong
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00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,898
Because your employees are
dead, your security guards are dead
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00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:28,866
Now sit down and shut up!
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00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,306
.the curse
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00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,072
Everything is under control. We'll
get the job done in two minutes
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00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:05,486
.this is interesting
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00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:08,306
This looks a lot like a scene
from my movie, "Dark Ransom."
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.My God
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00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:11,814
If they weren't armed
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00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:13,892
I would have killed three, maybe four
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.try to
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.Mom, this sucks
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00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:20,213
Well, if you did well
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00:31:20,268 --> 00:31:23,166
I would know my brother
Roy was kidnapped in the '70s
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00:31:24,057 --> 00:31:26,041
But my father did not call the police
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00:31:26,932 --> 00:31:29,205
Dad sent his own rescue team
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00:31:29,244 --> 00:31:31,728
Roy came home safe
and sound a week later
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00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,267
The kidnappers have not been found
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00:31:36,682 --> 00:31:37,682
.if you understand what I mean
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.Know
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00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:43,986
I know all about your rescue team
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Which you proudly call
Team Kill Behind Closed Doors
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00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,384
And I know they're coming
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00:31:49,822 --> 00:31:51,353
And the time it
takes to get here
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00:31:51,432 --> 00:31:54,267
I even know their credit
ratings and bar sizes
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00:31:54,526 --> 00:31:55,478
If you understand what I mean
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00:31:55,549 --> 00:31:57,931
Then you must also know that you are really dead
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00:31:58,276 --> 00:31:59,713
We do not bargain with ransoms
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00:31:59,971 --> 00:32:02,392
.again, I know
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00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,377
I know a lot, Gertrude
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00:32:04,627 --> 00:32:05,791
.I really know
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00:32:06,401 --> 00:32:09,689
Like the fact that you
have 300...million US dollars
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In your own safe, downstairs
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00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:13,720
What the hell is this?
That's right
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00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:17,595
Three hundred million dollars that
the US government gave to Lightstone
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00:32:17,682 --> 00:32:21,595
To distribute it secretly in the
Middle East to the worst people
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00:32:21,768 --> 00:32:25,619
To lubricate the machines
and maintain the flow of sweet oil
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00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,298
Three hundred million and all of a sudden
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00:32:28,494 --> 00:32:30,314
.disappeared in the fog of war
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00:32:30,385 --> 00:32:32,416
Except it didn't really
go away, did it, Gertie?
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00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:34,236
I stole it
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00:32:34,635 --> 00:32:35,548
did you know
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00:32:35,604 --> 00:32:36,955
.and this family
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00:32:37,643 --> 00:32:39,861
..this money-hungry family
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00:32:40,401 --> 00:32:42,494
..that clings so tightly to your wealth
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00:32:42,563 --> 00:32:45,923
When your employees don't have
enough coal to keep their poverty warm
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00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:48,377
What's wrong with this Christmas bullshit?
429
00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:51,127
Say what you want
430
00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:53,111
You will never hack the safe
431
00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,408
Because when you hit the emergency button
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00:32:56,526 --> 00:32:58,228
Do you change the secret combination of the safe?
433
00:32:58,486 --> 00:32:59,900
I tell you again
434
00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:01,314
.I know
435
00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:09,219
Is this how we hack the safe today?
436
00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:13,453
We had memories of poking
holes and blowing things up
437
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:17,094
I don't know, maybe I'm getting old,
but there was something romantic about it
438
00:33:17,438 --> 00:33:18,703
Chief, do you hear me?
439
00:33:19,454 --> 00:33:20,703
.I'm kinda busy here
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00:33:21,196 --> 00:33:22,500
You have to come to see this
441
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:34,071
He might have fallen
442
00:33:34,477 --> 00:33:37,485
You used to come down from the rooftops with ropes
and now you're telling me he fell out the window?
443
00:33:39,243 --> 00:33:41,375
Guys, we have to be
vigilant. Someone's out there
444
00:33:58,023 --> 00:33:59,023
You know what
445
00:34:00,224 --> 00:34:03,075
I think Mr. Bunny wants to sleep
446
00:34:03,411 --> 00:34:05,793
So, put him to bed, okay?
447
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,098
.Everything will be alright
448
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:24,087
,Welcome
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00:34:26,009 --> 00:34:27,126
do you hear me?
450
00:34:33,394 --> 00:34:34,214
.the curse
451
00:34:40,051 --> 00:34:41,417
Candy Cain is in position 3.
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00:34:43,027 --> 00:34:44,894
.damn, damn it
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00:34:45,191 --> 00:34:46,089
.Die
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00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,332
.video game
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00:34:51,285 --> 00:34:52,121
.video game
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00:34:52,371 --> 00:34:54,949
..no one asks for a bat or a sword
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00:34:55,363 --> 00:34:57,082
Or a Molotov cocktail?
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00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:24,586
.I love you mom
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00:35:25,632 --> 00:35:26,765
Poetry book
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00:35:27,765 --> 00:35:29,312
Blu-ray Die Hard
461
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:45,837
.Safety button you idiot
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00:35:57,058 --> 00:35:58,393
.slow down, slow down
463
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:00,925
.Slown down
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00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:02,542
.damn it man
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00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:04,370
.I don't want to kill you
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00:36:08,963 --> 00:36:11,353
A fat man with a graying beard
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00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:18,369
I will rip your testicles
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00:36:31,782 --> 00:36:32,688
.Die
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00:38:17,331 --> 00:38:18,487
.disgusting
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00:38:26,457 --> 00:38:27,534
This is Candy Cain
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00:38:27,855 --> 00:38:29,511
The surroundings are safe
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00:38:31,433 --> 00:38:33,113
known. Where is the death squad?
473
00:38:34,636 --> 00:38:37,464
They won't get here until 2 in
the morning. everything is fine
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00:38:37,754 --> 00:38:39,488
We have disabled the outer shield
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00:38:39,863 --> 00:38:41,581
Is there an emergency number here?
476
00:38:44,863 --> 00:38:46,027
Do we do it like this?
477
00:38:46,394 --> 00:38:47,050
Welcome?
478
00:38:47,722 --> 00:38:49,089
Hello, can anyone hear me?
479
00:38:49,582 --> 00:38:51,058
Can you hear me, Santa?
480
00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:54,831
Welcome?
481
00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:56,339
Santa?)
482
00:39:00,144 --> 00:39:01,409
Yes, this is Santa
483
00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:06,277
.I hope I'm not bothering you
484
00:39:08,511 --> 00:39:10,800
Dad said you are very busy tonight
485
00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,325
.I have a break now
486
00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:18,715
Who is on the line?
487
00:39:21,521 --> 00:39:23,278
My name is Trudy Lightstone
488
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:25,856
I was good this year
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00:39:33,474 --> 00:39:34,504
"The Nice List"
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00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:36,466
She listens to her parents, tidies
up her room, is nice to everyone
491
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,396
"Good with animals," she
invited a kid to the party
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00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:42,958
Yes, Trudy
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00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:45,739
.you are on the nice list
494
00:39:46,646 --> 00:39:48,333
You were very good this year
495
00:39:50,466 --> 00:39:51,809
Where are you, Trudy?
496
00:39:54,177 --> 00:39:56,177
I'm in the big room
with all my family
497
00:39:56,699 --> 00:39:59,403
There are two armed villains watching us
498
00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:03,020
"list of naughty people"
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00:40:03,450 --> 00:40:04,567
6 left
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00:40:04,794 --> 00:40:06,215
Will you help us, Santa?
501
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,090
Yes, of course I will help you
502
00:40:10,646 --> 00:40:12,028
.I will get you out of there
503
00:40:12,825 --> 00:40:15,590
All these bad guys
are on the naughty list
504
00:40:16,739 --> 00:40:18,622
I'll take a piece of coal
505
00:40:19,388 --> 00:40:22,965
And shove it right in..
every one of them in
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00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:24,026
.their asses
507
00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:31,323
Look, come on, honey, I
want to keep you on my nice list
508
00:40:33,261 --> 00:40:35,315
Sorry, can I say anus?
509
00:40:36,276 --> 00:40:37,417
.she is in between
510
00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,315
What about anus?
511
00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:41,120
Technically, yes
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00:40:42,237 --> 00:40:43,518
..anus is a term
513
00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,620
Well, listen, Trudy
514
00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:48,057
I want to call for help,
but the phone is broken
515
00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:50,315
You probably know this house better than me
516
00:40:51,123 --> 00:40:52,513
What do you suggest for me?
517
00:40:52,943 --> 00:40:53,888
.I have an idea
518
00:40:56,912 --> 00:41:00,318
Well, are you telling me there's
Santa Claus walking around here?
519
00:41:05,135 --> 00:41:07,580
He looks so cheerful,
who the hell is that?
520
00:41:08,072 --> 00:41:09,978
There is no Santa
on the staff, obviously
521
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:11,041
.there is more
522
00:41:11,658 --> 00:41:13,603
Frosty isn't answering.
I can't reach him
523
00:41:13,744 --> 00:41:14,689
.keep on trying
524
00:41:18,174 --> 00:41:19,400
Well, it's official
525
00:41:19,846 --> 00:41:22,103
You have to chase this loose
man. He is dangerous. Be careful
526
00:41:36,587 --> 00:41:37,462
.Die
527
00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:47,402
.Die
528
00:41:47,457 --> 00:41:48,301
Frosty)?)
529
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,239
What's the situation?
530
00:41:53,856 --> 00:41:55,637
Frosty, I can't hear you.
531
00:41:58,934 --> 00:41:59,934
Frosty)?)
532
00:42:01,403 --> 00:42:02,340
..Is that
533
00:42:02,762 --> 00:42:05,715
The naughty boy in the basement?
Your friend is dead
534
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:09,746
He got a star in his face,
and his head was burned
535
00:42:10,129 --> 00:42:11,129
.it's a long story
536
00:42:14,176 --> 00:42:16,004
Is this Santa?
537
00:42:16,317 --> 00:42:18,801
Is this Santa Claus?
538
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,200
.Yes
539
00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,199
Who am I talking to?
540
00:42:23,778 --> 00:42:25,910
Well, tonight I'm Mr. Scrooge now
541
00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:29,176
What exactly do you want, Santa?
542
00:42:29,582 --> 00:42:31,558
I want you to put your weapons down
543
00:42:32,723 --> 00:42:34,605
And I want you to set the family free
544
00:42:35,435 --> 00:42:38,833
And then I want to find my
reindeer and continue giving gifts
545
00:42:42,003 --> 00:42:43,127
are you messing with me
546
00:42:43,901 --> 00:42:45,182
Who are you really?
547
00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:48,331
Are you a security guard who
watches a lot of action movies?
548
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,721
Or a failed ex-cop..
stuck in a mall
549
00:42:50,752 --> 00:42:54,143
Disguised as fat babies pissing on
your lap, cut me off if I'm not right?
550
00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,112
It's very complicated
551
00:42:56,597 --> 00:42:57,799
Not for me, no
552
00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:00,026
Because this will be my personal mission
553
00:43:00,073 --> 00:43:02,088
My vacation goals
554
00:43:02,401 --> 00:43:04,495
.to find you and get rid of you
555
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:07,565
And to wipe your ass on
this whole fucking holiday
556
00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:10,502
This is what I want for Christmas, Santa
557
00:43:10,745 --> 00:43:14,409
And that's a terrible thing
you want for Christmas
558
00:43:15,495 --> 00:43:17,620
Maybe you and I are
talking about this personally
559
00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:21,612
Santa Claus is coming to town.
560
00:43:33,754 --> 00:43:34,574
.Die
561
00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:47,888
Well, who did you hire to be
Santa for your Christmas party?
562
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,506
I said, who plays Santa at
your goddamn Christmas party?
563
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:54,717
Hired Santa?
564
00:43:54,959 --> 00:43:57,295
I never hire Santa, it's tacky
565
00:43:57,897 --> 00:43:59,092
So, who is he?
566
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:04,526
who is he?
567
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:08,354
One of you better speak up, or I'm
going to smash your heads off with this
568
00:44:09,746 --> 00:44:10,948
Damn it, Gertrude
569
00:44:11,402 --> 00:44:13,581
Do you really have a
thing for nutcrackers?
570
00:44:14,675 --> 00:44:15,581
,if
571
00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:19,034
I will torture everyone in your family
572
00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:23,354
Until you tell me who's walking
around your castle playing Santa
573
00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:26,112
And messing with me,
who should I choose first?
574
00:44:27,283 --> 00:44:28,561
Shall I start by age?
575
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:31,577
Or do I start according to the level of intelligence?
576
00:44:32,257 --> 00:44:33,467
Starting with Jason!
577
00:44:33,851 --> 00:44:35,296
- It's my mom's favourite.
- Yes
578
00:44:35,413 --> 00:44:36,507
.the one who wears the jacket
579
00:44:36,679 --> 00:44:39,124
Well, Jason Lightstone, this is it
580
00:44:39,311 --> 00:44:41,686
- The first son in the family.
- No, no
581
00:44:41,898 --> 00:44:43,210
.it will be useless
582
00:44:45,148 --> 00:44:46,335
This is useless
583
00:44:52,048 --> 00:44:57,335
Translated by Dr. Ali Talal.
584
00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:04,183
I assure you, nobody hired Santa
585
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,722
Well, you're right. Let's stop
586
00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:08,793
.what are we doing here? Come on
587
00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:11,646
We are amateurs, we are not good at this
588
00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:15,391
Come on, this is called a finger crusher
589
00:45:16,993 --> 00:45:19,953
Candy Cain, cut off one of his testicles.
590
00:45:20,243 --> 00:45:22,516
- I won't touch his balls -
Are you suddenly a princess?
591
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:24,508
I've seen you extract brains before
592
00:45:24,696 --> 00:45:28,000
I can extract his brain now,
but I won't touch his testicles
593
00:45:28,149 --> 00:45:31,219
No matter who does it, I want
to, like, look at a smashed testicle
594
00:45:31,337 --> 00:45:32,711
.within 3 seconds
595
00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:33,953
.i will do it
596
00:45:35,138 --> 00:45:36,880
Krampus, perfect.
- No, guys, no
597
00:45:36,963 --> 00:45:40,044
I love sociopaths, always
ready to try new things
598
00:45:40,395 --> 00:45:41,763
This won't work
599
00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:51,805
Put your testicles there
600
00:45:51,868 --> 00:45:52,868
.Tasty
601
00:45:53,930 --> 00:45:55,391
Stop hurting my dad!
602
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:57,742
.otherwise Santa will be angry
603
00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:01,321
Your kindness
604
00:46:02,016 --> 00:46:04,969
So, what do you know about Santa?
She doesn't know anything about Santa
605
00:46:05,938 --> 00:46:07,180
.he wasn't asking you
606
00:46:08,188 --> 00:46:10,117
.she is playing pretend
607
00:46:10,492 --> 00:46:12,423
Pretending to be talking to Santa
608
00:46:13,126 --> 00:46:14,813
.It's not pretending. my friend
609
00:46:14,852 --> 00:46:16,914
- He said he would save us.
- No
610
00:46:17,118 --> 00:46:19,391
-And he will beat you up.
-What does it look like?
611
00:46:20,095 --> 00:46:22,992
I bet he'll come out if
you tell him to come out
612
00:46:23,766 --> 00:46:25,719
How about you come with
me so we can play with him?
613
00:46:25,751 --> 00:46:27,516
Trudy, come on, tell him the truth.
614
00:46:27,603 --> 00:46:29,157
You don't talk to
Santa. Yeah, I talk to him
615
00:46:29,251 --> 00:46:30,641
No, you are not. Come on
616
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,907
- I said I am.
- Tell him Santa isn't real
617
00:47:11,923 --> 00:47:12,969
.sorry honey
618
00:47:14,673 --> 00:47:17,594
Santa's just something adults
say to kids to please them, okay?
619
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,244
Your mom and I give you the
gift and tell you it's from Santa
620
00:47:26,205 --> 00:47:28,337
He will not come to save
us, because he does not exist
621
00:47:29,984 --> 00:47:31,069
So, we made this up
622
00:47:33,563 --> 00:47:34,398
truly?
623
00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:37,820
What a way to know
there's no Santa
624
00:47:38,282 --> 00:47:40,969
What if we came back
at Easter to ring the bells?
625
00:47:42,727 --> 00:47:44,141
(Trudy! Back off!
626
00:47:44,477 --> 00:47:46,227
You should go back to your position, you idiots
627
00:47:48,047 --> 00:47:49,508
.I'll go find that fool
628
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:33,176
I
629
00:49:34,349 --> 00:49:35,512
Are you okay, Santa?
630
00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:40,809
.Welcome
631
00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:41,950
are you OK?
632
00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:43,926
.I'm good
633
00:49:44,997 --> 00:49:46,543
I was wrapping some gifts
634
00:49:47,591 --> 00:49:49,122
I hid in the attic
635
00:49:49,481 --> 00:49:51,309
Well, if you're safe
636
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,598
Just stay calm over there, okay?
637
00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:56,433
.Good
638
00:49:56,598 --> 00:49:58,058
I can set traps
639
00:49:59,003 --> 00:50:00,096
Like, "Home Alone."
640
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:02,518
..I don't know what that means, but
641
00:50:02,823 --> 00:50:04,651
Yes, do it quietly
642
00:50:06,987 --> 00:50:08,440
Are you really?
643
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,745
But dad says there's no Santa
644
00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:24,354
He says parents say this, to the
little ones, to make them feel good
645
00:50:25,267 --> 00:50:27,065
They are the ones who give gifts
646
00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:29,111
Saying it's from Santa
647
00:50:29,729 --> 00:50:30,463
.Yes
648
00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:33,736
Many parents say that
649
00:50:34,221 --> 00:50:37,455
But I still bring gifts to
the children who need me
650
00:50:39,377 --> 00:50:41,119
.children who truly believe
651
00:50:43,026 --> 00:50:45,025
How do you know who really needs you?
652
00:50:46,197 --> 00:50:47,814
Christmas magic
653
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,759
.not really sure how it works
654
00:50:57,782 --> 00:50:58,782
..but
655
00:51:02,203 --> 00:51:03,476
..I remember
656
00:51:05,578 --> 00:51:10,046
When Trudy Lightstone wrote
to me when she was 6 years old
657
00:51:10,781 --> 00:51:13,132
She told me she feels lonely sometimes
658
00:51:13,539 --> 00:51:15,687
She would like to have a close friend
659
00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:18,937
So, I got her a lovely
little stuffed bunny
660
00:51:19,031 --> 00:51:19,929
Mr. Bunny!
661
00:51:20,367 --> 00:51:22,273
And I remember the following year
662
00:51:22,483 --> 00:51:24,945
You said you had this
wonderful dream...and then
663
00:51:25,765 --> 00:51:28,304
And since then, all
I've wanted to do is...
664
00:51:28,601 --> 00:51:29,562
!Aviation
665
00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,367
Flying, yeah
666
00:51:33,483 --> 00:51:34,483
Listen
667
00:51:35,647 --> 00:51:37,443
Santa has magical powers.
668
00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:41,061
that can make
the little girl fly
669
00:51:44,217 --> 00:51:45,826
He gives you a kite
670
00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,732
that can reach the clouds
671
00:51:52,163 --> 00:51:53,631
He could hardly do better
672
00:51:53,967 --> 00:51:55,068
.I knew that
673
00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:57,812
I knew you were there, Santa
674
00:52:00,796 --> 00:52:02,733
But don't be so hard on your parents, okay?
675
00:52:05,593 --> 00:52:07,937
Adults find it hard to believe things
676
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:13,358
Can you use your Christmas magic
to make them love each other again?
677
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,491
I wish I had that
kind of strength
678
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,444
Mrs. Claus and I have
been together since.
679
00:52:20,632 --> 00:52:21,897
.about 1100 years old
680
00:52:23,789 --> 00:52:25,647
Adult relationships are complex
681
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,530
.it requires work
682
00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:31,046
.A lot of work
683
00:52:33,789 --> 00:52:35,108
Do you still love her?
684
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,374
Yes, love her
685
00:52:39,148 --> 00:52:41,858
But sometimes even if you
want to make someone happy
686
00:52:43,763 --> 00:52:45,278
Your magic just goes
687
00:52:48,357 --> 00:52:49,130
.hey
688
00:52:50,372 --> 00:52:51,684
.I have an idea
689
00:52:52,646 --> 00:52:53,856
.This will be fun
690
00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:57,677
Why don't you open your presents, guys?
691
00:52:58,990 --> 00:53:02,528
I want to see what you brought
to each other, you rich fools
692
00:53:03,224 --> 00:53:07,106
Some of you may not
survive until tomorrow morning
693
00:53:08,396 --> 00:53:10,708
So, this might be your only chance
694
00:53:12,099 --> 00:53:13,099
!Come on
695
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,302
Where are the Christmas spirits?
696
00:53:20,643 --> 00:53:21,783
Gertrude
697
00:53:23,163 --> 00:53:24,506
I brought you a very special gift
698
00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:27,866
Did you hear that, Gertrude?
He brought you a wonderful gift
699
00:53:28,545 --> 00:53:29,709
What could it be?
700
00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:32,663
.Look, it's amazing
701
00:53:33,171 --> 00:53:34,014
.Mom
702
00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:36,647
Can I call you mom?
703
00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:39,631
Mrs. Lightstone
704
00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:44,647
...well, at work, they call that
705
00:53:45,718 --> 00:53:46,858
Presentation Slides
706
00:53:48,155 --> 00:53:49,514
Presentation slides
707
00:53:49,671 --> 00:53:51,084
It's called "explosive force."
708
00:53:51,241 --> 00:53:52,241
.of my heroism
709
00:53:52,726 --> 00:53:54,022
And if you look back
710
00:53:54,194 --> 00:53:57,288
There are financial figures
711
00:53:58,083 --> 00:54:00,770
.that I'm kind of important in Asia
712
00:54:02,661 --> 00:54:04,122
.Parts of Asia
713
00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:06,184
Once we got to parts of Asia
714
00:54:06,638 --> 00:54:08,309
We couldn't even
go to the restaurant
715
00:54:09,036 --> 00:54:11,098
So what are the best gifts?
716
00:54:11,794 --> 00:54:14,707
The gift of golden opportunity?
717
00:54:19,544 --> 00:54:21,544
.Grandma doesn't like her gift
718
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,200
.I brought a very special gift
719
00:54:30,966 --> 00:54:33,122
.Sentimental photo of my first day of birth
720
00:54:33,997 --> 00:54:35,184
I remember
721
00:54:35,724 --> 00:54:36,817
.I was there
722
00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:38,614
.she doesn't care
723
00:54:40,997 --> 00:54:42,653
Failed again!
724
00:54:43,857 --> 00:54:44,857
.This is very interesting
725
00:54:44,966 --> 00:54:47,512
What do you think of another gift?
.I brought many wonderful gifts
726
00:54:47,615 --> 00:54:49,028
Sit down, Alpha
727
00:54:49,224 --> 00:54:50,677
You really gave me a gift
728
00:54:50,825 --> 00:54:52,122
It's Jason's turn
729
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,098
..that I
730
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,966
.I think I left it in the car
731
00:54:57,193 --> 00:54:58,942
.I saw you put the present there
732
00:54:59,849 --> 00:55:01,395
- No, not.
- Yes, I saw you
733
00:55:01,482 --> 00:55:02,958
..I could swear
734
00:55:04,825 --> 00:55:05,911
..that you
735
00:55:06,029 --> 00:55:07,552
This gift, right?
736
00:55:08,591 --> 00:55:10,216
.yeah, i can help you mate. Come on
737
00:55:15,265 --> 00:55:16,624
It's my favorite whiskey
738
00:55:18,062 --> 00:55:19,397
.You can bypass the card
739
00:55:43,417 --> 00:55:44,315
(Thank you, Jason
740
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:51,924
What is written in the card?
741
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:54,745
I think it will stay
between me and Jason
742
00:55:55,605 --> 00:55:56,995
Nobody really needs to know
743
00:55:57,737 --> 00:55:58,737
Right, Jason?
744
00:56:01,573 --> 00:56:02,354
.Right
745
00:56:04,417 --> 00:56:06,151
Do you have a mother and father?
746
00:56:08,503 --> 00:56:11,127
Yes, of course, I had a mother and a father
747
00:56:12,065 --> 00:56:13,635
I wasn't born Santa Claus
748
00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:16,245
I had a life before
749
00:56:17,948 --> 00:56:19,831
.a very long time ago
750
00:56:24,784 --> 00:56:26,104
..they used to call me
751
00:56:33,245 --> 00:56:34,565
Nikmond
752
00:56:36,245 --> 00:56:38,104
Have you had a job before?
753
00:56:39,034 --> 00:56:40,252
.yeah, you can say that
754
00:56:41,862 --> 00:56:43,065
I was a warrior
755
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,440
A looter and a thief
756
00:56:46,769 --> 00:56:48,338
If someone gets in my way
757
00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:52,299
Skullcrush What is a skullcrush?
758
00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,245
It is a skull crusher
759
00:56:56,563 --> 00:56:57,539
.my hammer
760
00:56:59,258 --> 00:57:00,680
.my favorite hammer
761
00:57:01,516 --> 00:57:03,133
.I treated her like a surgeon
762
00:57:03,867 --> 00:57:05,750
I can even handle...
with three heads lined up
763
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:08,516
but why?
764
00:57:10,477 --> 00:57:11,172
What?
765
00:57:11,618 --> 00:57:13,437
Why were you doing these things?
766
00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,328
.because I was mean
767
00:57:19,563 --> 00:57:20,711
I was always greedy
768
00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:25,290
..I want gold and jewels
769
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:29,844
If there was a naughty
list, I'd be their big boss
770
00:57:32,043 --> 00:57:33,300
..well, maybe
771
00:57:35,059 --> 00:57:35,738
What?
772
00:57:35,972 --> 00:57:38,230
Bad things that I used to do
773
00:57:39,621 --> 00:57:42,285
Maybe you can use it
to do good things instead
774
00:57:43,285 --> 00:57:44,285
.to help others
775
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,004
what do you mean?
776
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:48,628
Mr. Bunny
777
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,972
.It wasn't just a game
778
00:57:51,965 --> 00:57:54,261
That night you gave
me what I wanted
779
00:57:55,457 --> 00:57:56,550
.to have a best friend
780
00:57:57,965 --> 00:58:00,339
Because you are kind and gentle
781
00:58:01,027 --> 00:58:03,238
And that you mean
more than just giving gifts
782
00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:06,214
That's why I believe in you, Santa
783
00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:08,394
That's why I believe
784
00:58:14,803 --> 00:58:15,709
.Thanks
785
00:58:17,983 --> 00:58:19,404
Stay hidden, Trudy
786
00:58:19,678 --> 00:58:21,193
Until I come to you
787
00:58:22,264 --> 00:58:23,529
.stay safe
788
00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:27,459
Well, we've had
satellite confirmations
789
00:58:27,787 --> 00:58:29,506
Rescue team are coming here
790
00:58:29,795 --> 00:58:31,482
Their estimated time
of arrival is 30 minutes
791
00:58:32,147 --> 00:58:34,678
We are on schedule.
Everything is fine
792
00:58:35,563 --> 00:58:38,281
Well, get ready, guys
793
00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:39,906
You all know the plan
794
00:58:40,024 --> 00:58:42,937
I like to operate
.as if I'm fucking
795
00:58:43,336 --> 00:58:45,828
Powerfully, quickly, and
with less mess and cleanup
796
00:58:46,297 --> 00:58:48,492
Now, if an idiot gets in your way
797
00:58:48,868 --> 00:58:50,047
what are you doing?
798
00:58:50,602 --> 00:58:52,195
We crush him!
799
00:58:52,688 --> 00:58:53,758
.Totally Correct
800
00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:55,922
It's time to attack
801
00:58:58,727 --> 00:59:00,695
Come on, you bastards! Come on
802
00:59:07,164 --> 00:59:08,476
Crazy family
803
00:59:30,128 --> 00:59:31,573
.Merry Christmas
804
00:59:32,159 --> 00:59:33,237
.Happy holiday
805
00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:34,518
.you idiot
806
00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:39,034
- I see him in the east wing.
- We're coming
807
00:59:53,576 --> 00:59:54,576
.Move aside
808
01:00:09,118 --> 01:00:11,477
How's that fat old bastard
809
01:00:11,634 --> 01:00:12,993
To conquer us all?
810
01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:14,938
.I don't know
811
01:00:15,189 --> 01:00:16,360
.he's not even armed
812
01:00:17,126 --> 01:00:19,431
He just has a bag. What's in it?
813
01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:23,063
.I can't see anything
814
01:00:28,477 --> 01:00:29,492
.Give it to me
815
01:00:40,539 --> 01:00:41,858
..what an imbecile
816
01:00:42,632 --> 01:00:44,405
Does he carry a game of chess with him?
817
01:00:48,628 --> 01:00:49,628
what the hell?
818
01:00:49,996 --> 01:00:51,776
There is no logic to all this nonsense at all
819
01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:01,933
Would you tell us what the trick of this bag?
820
01:01:02,371 --> 01:01:03,371
.it's magic
821
01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:06,371
When you put your hands
in it, the gift comes out
822
01:01:08,363 --> 01:01:10,386
.I don't really understand how it works either
823
01:01:12,207 --> 01:01:12,902
,So
824
01:01:13,801 --> 01:01:15,206
You must be Mr. Scrooge?
825
01:01:15,683 --> 01:01:16,800
.This is correct
826
01:01:17,488 --> 01:01:18,495
Who are you?
827
01:01:27,922 --> 01:01:29,477
and
828
01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:32,911
Delightful Old Saint Nick
829
01:01:33,466 --> 01:01:35,474
People call me by many names
830
01:01:38,330 --> 01:01:40,322
..very funny or should I say
831
01:01:42,502 --> 01:01:43,829
If you're really Santa
832
01:01:44,517 --> 01:01:45,517
Where's your reindeer?
833
01:01:45,853 --> 01:01:47,376
It's on the roof
834
01:01:47,525 --> 01:01:50,306
Before he shot...the
man you killed
835
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,720
that you don't believe me?
836
01:01:54,088 --> 01:01:55,088
.go check it out for yourself
837
01:01:55,392 --> 01:01:57,822
Prancer left a delicious turd there
838
01:01:57,994 --> 01:01:59,618
This damn guy
839
01:01:59,955 --> 01:02:00,728
..Do not you think
840
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:03,993
I know you're dumb, but
don't be dumb out loud
841
01:02:04,174 --> 01:02:06,189
Come on, he's just a guy
disguised as Santa Claus
842
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,277
A bag full of tricks
843
01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:12,808
That sack was full of little dreams
844
01:02:13,059 --> 01:02:16,090
Come on, everyone knows
Christmas presents are bullshit
845
01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:20,941
My dad used to make a
lot of these every Christmas
846
01:02:21,465 --> 01:02:24,098
Every Christmas
with all the gifts
847
01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:26,269
..and candy and decorations and
848
01:02:26,582 --> 01:02:29,074
Christmas carols and all that nonsense
849
01:02:30,942 --> 01:02:32,246
..and then while I was
850
01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:35,628
I don't know, at 10 or 11 years old
851
01:02:36,443 --> 01:02:38,169
He was laid off, and that Christmas
852
01:02:38,646 --> 01:02:41,411
Can't afford to buy a tree,
nor Christmas dinner, nor gifts
853
01:02:41,513 --> 01:02:43,450
.nothing not even a rod
854
01:02:44,693 --> 01:02:45,693
But our neighbors
855
01:02:46,068 --> 01:02:47,482
They had it all
856
01:02:48,193 --> 01:02:51,450
You could sense their elation
through their window mocking me
857
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,560
..so, Christmas Eve arrived and
858
01:02:56,603 --> 01:02:58,165
I waited for everyone to go to bed
859
01:02:59,123 --> 01:03:01,498
So, I snuck in
there and took it all
860
01:03:03,843 --> 01:03:08,069
Except that Grandpa got up to
pee. We were both totally freaked out
861
01:03:08,406 --> 01:03:09,132
..And the
862
01:03:10,593 --> 01:03:13,171
He fell from the stairs,
broke his neck, and died
863
01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:14,671
.in the hospital
864
01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:19,772
Everyone blamed it on me, even
though... I tried so hard to tell them
865
01:03:22,683 --> 01:03:23,917
Maybe I was the culprit
866
01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:27,760
.Maybe that old bastard pushed him
867
01:03:28,603 --> 01:03:31,688
So, you see,
Christmas ruined my life
868
01:03:32,228 --> 01:03:32,899
Good?
869
01:03:32,962 --> 01:03:34,712
But, you know, this
set me on the road
870
01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,845
And made me the
great man I am today
871
01:03:36,892 --> 01:03:38,149
(Sorry, Jimmy
872
01:03:40,043 --> 01:03:40,914
Really sorry
873
01:03:41,899 --> 01:03:45,961
But I distribute gifts and spread the joy of
Christmas and do not interfere in people's lives
874
01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:49,407
.truly? Maybe you should try
875
01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,069
How does he know your name?
876
01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:00,834
what's your excuse
877
01:04:02,866 --> 01:04:05,241
Didn't I get you the
bike you wanted in 1982?
878
01:04:05,963 --> 01:04:08,166
When you wrote to me 50 times about it
879
01:04:09,807 --> 01:04:11,048
What about you, Kira?
880
01:04:11,236 --> 01:04:13,580
You made your brother eat worms
881
01:04:13,923 --> 01:04:15,204
.that screamed brat
882
01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,016
How does he know about my bike?
883
01:04:17,392 --> 01:04:20,352
It's just a stroke of luck.
Do you like big boobs?
884
01:04:20,603 --> 01:04:22,603
Come on, every kid wants a bike
885
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,188
You will tell me who you work for
886
01:04:25,423 --> 01:04:28,157
You have 5 seconds to tell me who you really are
887
01:04:28,501 --> 01:04:31,313
...five, four, three, two
888
01:04:31,376 --> 01:04:33,219
I am Santa Claus
889
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,719
.not anymore
890
01:05:00,428 --> 01:05:01,576
it's snowing?
891
01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:04,740
Does he do this magic Santa?
892
01:05:11,762 --> 01:05:13,363
.for the snow to fall
893
01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:26,904
.it's not snow
894
01:05:27,381 --> 01:05:30,451
It's styrofoam. I told
you guys, it's a myth
895
01:05:44,882 --> 01:05:45,882
where did he go
896
01:05:47,514 --> 01:05:48,405
He flew through the chimney
897
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:49,694
.I have seen him
898
01:05:49,866 --> 01:05:52,834
He must have had a cable,
or a pulley, that pulled him up
899
01:05:53,603 --> 01:05:55,017
He can't climb out
of it. It's impossible
900
01:05:55,095 --> 01:05:57,376
When you see something
strange, you think of fairy tales
901
01:05:57,486 --> 01:05:59,376
We hear bells. A
sled is approaching
902
01:05:59,892 --> 01:06:00,892
.My God
903
01:06:01,501 --> 01:06:02,446
.It's his reindeer
904
01:06:05,822 --> 01:06:08,657
This is the Rescue
Squad. Brace yourself
905
01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:26,893
This is the sound of my death squads
906
01:06:29,441 --> 01:06:31,768
How doomed now!
907
01:06:31,847 --> 01:06:34,182
What are you going to do, you dwarf bastard?
908
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,516
Revenge hashtag
909
01:06:43,195 --> 01:06:45,124
"Make room."
"Kill him, my dear."
910
01:06:49,015 --> 01:06:50,327
Morgan will save us
911
01:06:52,429 --> 01:06:55,210
We
have just been abandoned, my dear
912
01:07:03,045 --> 01:07:04,107
.do not shoot
913
01:07:04,905 --> 01:07:05,982
.rolling
914
01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,240
.slow down, slow down
915
01:07:09,670 --> 01:07:10,592
.Slown down
916
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,014
.say something about yourself
917
01:07:12,991 --> 01:07:15,787
I'm one of the hostages, Morgan Steele
918
01:07:16,803 --> 01:07:17,584
.actor
919
01:07:18,514 --> 01:07:20,193
I've been playing
soldiers in my career
920
01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:21,568
I can say
921
01:07:21,897 --> 01:07:23,662
Thank you for your
services. Sincerity always
922
01:07:25,006 --> 01:07:26,561
What's the situation inside?
923
01:07:27,506 --> 01:07:29,053
A group of ex-military
924
01:07:29,374 --> 01:07:31,178
I gotta warn you, they
know you're coming
925
01:07:31,483 --> 01:07:32,607
.they are ready for you
926
01:07:32,889 --> 01:07:34,029
They better be
927
01:07:34,506 --> 01:07:35,865
Our schedule is tight
928
01:07:37,412 --> 01:07:38,068
.Die
929
01:07:44,202 --> 01:07:45,389
Come on, let's move
930
01:07:51,202 --> 01:07:52,037
.Come on
931
01:07:53,475 --> 01:07:54,732
You must be kidding me
932
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,537
Thorpe, you're 10 minutes late.
What's so late?
933
01:07:57,717 --> 01:08:00,006
It seems to me that your window has been pierced
934
01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,686
Did you let your hostages
out for some exercise?
935
01:08:02,725 --> 01:08:06,975
No, no, we have a wild gopher
running around causing trouble
936
01:08:07,131 --> 01:08:08,693
A security man?
937
01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:10,889
I do not think so. It's
just... a guy in a Santa suit
938
01:08:10,936 --> 01:08:13,272
But I assure you, there is
something strange about it
939
01:08:13,491 --> 01:08:14,811
.santa could be real
940
01:08:16,405 --> 01:08:18,920
What did she just say?
Nothing, she's joking
941
01:08:20,085 --> 01:08:21,303
We'll take care of it
942
01:08:23,843 --> 01:08:26,085
Beta team, go find this bastard
943
01:08:26,656 --> 01:08:27,358
Move!
944
01:08:28,757 --> 01:08:29,460
,right Now
945
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,475
Let's open our gifts, shall we?
946
01:08:33,093 --> 01:08:34,608
Well, you heard the man
947
01:08:35,203 --> 01:08:36,710
It's time to kill Santa
948
01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,554
.I spotted him, he's on the roof
949
01:08:40,156 --> 01:08:41,827
.known. I will manage it
950
01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:01,237
All right, Sugarpalm, push the button
951
01:09:08,491 --> 01:09:09,437
.here we are
952
01:09:09,859 --> 01:09:10,859
.our public key
953
01:09:11,226 --> 01:09:12,617
.magic wand
954
01:09:13,336 --> 01:09:14,624
.it better works
955
01:09:14,898 --> 01:09:17,406
I am rewarding my career
for this. You hear me
956
01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:19,632
You can buy a new
one for your reputation
957
01:09:29,571 --> 01:09:32,282
When I was a kid, I loved
to unbox Christmas gifts a lot
958
01:09:32,345 --> 01:09:34,649
So much so that my mother
would bring me empty cans
959
01:09:36,384 --> 01:09:38,094
.I didn't care what was in it
960
01:09:50,723 --> 01:09:52,332
Is this a joke?
961
01:09:53,278 --> 01:09:53,848
.no
962
01:09:55,676 --> 01:09:57,215
You should have been here
963
01:09:57,465 --> 01:09:58,465
, I assure you
964
01:09:59,137 --> 01:10:02,371
My information is very
reliable. I had spies
965
01:10:04,286 --> 01:10:06,613
300 million dollars in cash
has been delivered here
966
01:10:06,887 --> 01:10:09,152
Yesterday, in this damned mansion!
967
01:10:14,908 --> 01:10:16,572
Someone must have objected to it
968
01:10:21,443 --> 01:10:22,663
.villain
969
01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,397
.Die
970
01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,702
Are you okay, Santa?
971
01:10:49,772 --> 01:10:50,608
Santa?)
972
01:10:51,077 --> 01:10:53,717
A bunch of new villains came
in. They're on the naughty list
973
01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:57,250
They have a lot of tools and equipment
974
01:10:58,899 --> 01:11:00,679
Sorry, I think we're done
975
01:11:00,977 --> 01:11:02,429
!do not say that
976
01:11:02,860 --> 01:11:04,093
List of siblings
977
01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:06,750
.she is getting bigger
978
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,515
.he's in the building
979
01:11:18,179 --> 01:11:19,241
Operating thermal cameras
980
01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:20,741
.Don `t give up
981
01:11:21,632 --> 01:11:23,538
You are the one who grants this wish, Santa
982
01:11:24,156 --> 01:11:25,351
.only these
983
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,101
If you really want something
984
01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:30,390
What will happen?
985
01:11:36,923 --> 01:11:38,860
I'd like to see Mrs. Claus again
986
01:11:40,298 --> 01:11:41,923
To tell her how much I love her
987
01:11:43,203 --> 01:11:44,882
You can make this wish come true
988
01:11:46,563 --> 01:11:47,422
.Die
989
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,900
.Come on
990
01:12:08,371 --> 01:12:10,870
.I said these men are brats
991
01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:13,511
What will you give in these naughty people?
992
01:12:14,243 --> 01:12:15,477
.a piece of coal
993
01:12:15,907 --> 01:12:17,641
Yes, I give them this gift
994
01:12:19,337 --> 01:12:21,680
...take that coal and shove it right up
995
01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:22,664
.in their asses
996
01:12:23,016 --> 01:12:23,664
!Yes
997
01:12:29,723 --> 01:12:30,965
.they're out
998
01:12:45,497 --> 01:12:47,270
Santa will eat these guys
999
01:12:48,122 --> 01:12:49,606
.like a muffin tray
1000
01:12:55,122 --> 01:12:55,997
.Come on
1001
01:12:59,513 --> 01:13:00,513
Pay attention
1002
01:13:03,130 --> 01:13:04,130
.light down
1003
01:13:28,967 --> 01:13:30,967
Where's my damn money?
1004
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:32,693
where is the money?
1005
01:13:44,225 --> 01:13:46,404
You've been nice so far
1006
01:13:47,043 --> 01:13:48,308
.but this is over
1007
01:13:48,363 --> 01:13:49,886
.no more gimmicks yet
1008
01:13:50,523 --> 01:13:54,069
Tell me where the money is, or I'll
enjoy killing every single one of you
1009
01:13:59,111 --> 01:14:00,111
.it's in the safe
1010
01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:01,524
.I just looked in the safe
1011
01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:04,376
If the money was in it, I would
have different expressions on my face
1012
01:14:04,415 --> 01:14:05,415
No way
1013
01:14:06,043 --> 01:14:07,816
It takes days to
break into that safe
1014
01:14:08,215 --> 01:14:10,215
Unless we don't have the key
1015
01:14:10,566 --> 01:14:11,566
Oh, Mrs. Lightstone
1016
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:18,535
We can no longer
trust anyone these days
1017
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,613
...not sure if it was you
1018
01:14:20,910 --> 01:14:23,269
Or one of your bastard
sons. They moved the money
1019
01:14:23,848 --> 01:14:25,214
.and this bothers me
1020
01:14:26,203 --> 01:14:27,343
...it bothers me
1021
01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:30,867
In a way that makes me
want to randomly shoot people
1022
01:14:32,323 --> 01:14:33,541
.excuse me, just a moment
1023
01:14:34,557 --> 01:14:35,924
!what? What?
1024
01:14:35,963 --> 01:14:38,330
What if I randomly shoot the
person who knows where they are?
1025
01:14:41,403 --> 01:14:42,692
Damn you people!
1026
01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:18,663
Suck this
1027
01:15:43,798 --> 01:15:45,095
.answer guys
1028
01:15:45,650 --> 01:15:46,251
"lost signal"
1029
01:15:46,431 --> 01:15:47,837
What the hell is going on?
1030
01:17:13,163 --> 01:17:14,280
.The messiah
1031
01:17:16,203 --> 01:17:16,820
,no
1032
01:17:17,242 --> 01:17:19,202
I'm Cheerful Old Saint Nick
1033
01:17:32,088 --> 01:17:33,088
.this is for you
1034
01:17:33,876 --> 01:17:34,993
Well padded sock
1035
01:17:36,470 --> 01:17:37,548
where is she?
1036
01:17:42,111 --> 01:17:43,095
.I can watch
1037
01:17:46,814 --> 01:17:48,439
.the curse
1038
01:17:50,806 --> 01:17:55,032
Gertrude would not trust anyone apart
from family with this kind of information
1039
01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:56,462
,if
1040
01:17:57,203 --> 01:17:59,538
Genealogy will not know anything
1041
01:18:00,883 --> 01:18:03,328
Which means I
can, well, shoot her
1042
01:18:04,563 --> 01:18:06,625
Unless you tell me where the damn money is
1043
01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:08,516
Please don't, it's Christmas
1044
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:09,751
Shut up!
1045
01:18:12,047 --> 01:18:14,742
I swear I will blow her brains out
unless you tell me where the money is
1046
01:18:14,829 --> 01:18:15,734
.I did it
1047
01:18:17,203 --> 01:18:18,984
What? Yes, I did
1048
01:18:19,211 --> 01:18:20,211
.I transferred the money
1049
01:18:20,258 --> 01:18:22,382
No, think about it.
Money is our only asset
1050
01:18:22,483 --> 01:18:24,460
There is a gun pointed
at my wife's head!
1051
01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:27,765
How did you know we were coming?
I didn't know. I was robbing him
1052
01:18:28,753 --> 01:18:30,049
Yes, a coincidence
1053
01:18:30,883 --> 01:18:32,508
I was trying to take the money
1054
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,773
And leaving with my wife and daughter
.tonight and never coming back here
1055
01:18:37,163 --> 01:18:38,264
,and then
1056
01:18:38,601 --> 01:18:42,248
My mom would read the note with
a bottle of whiskey in the morning
1057
01:18:42,323 --> 01:18:43,741
.and you know what you did
1058
01:18:44,038 --> 01:18:44,975
..over the years
1059
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:48,858
I was telling you to stop caring
about your motherfucker's money
1060
01:18:48,936 --> 01:18:51,905
And you think the solution
is to steal a bunch of them?
1061
01:18:52,966 --> 01:18:56,208
Yes, it may sound
strange when you say that
1062
01:18:56,325 --> 01:18:58,122
How can you do this now?
1063
01:18:58,286 --> 01:19:00,700
It's disgusting. After
everything my mother gave us
1064
01:19:00,825 --> 01:19:01,399
.Come on
1065
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:05,126
She always told us that
she could easily get him back
1066
01:19:05,802 --> 01:19:08,911
I spent years groveling at you
1067
01:19:09,003 --> 01:19:10,200
, and meanwhile
1068
01:19:10,661 --> 01:19:13,575
I was destroying the
only good thing in my life
1069
01:19:14,544 --> 01:19:17,801
What are we doing here?
Family therapy or theft?
1070
01:19:18,043 --> 01:19:20,230
Enough of this damning disclosure
1071
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,589
Well, where did you put it?
1072
01:19:28,915 --> 01:19:30,313
.Look at this stupid trap
1073
01:19:36,894 --> 01:19:37,526
Yes?
1074
01:19:37,886 --> 01:19:40,010
- The bad guys found me.
- All right
1075
01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:41,760
.I'm coming
1076
01:19:49,190 --> 01:19:52,275
You know, booby traps don't
work unless you hide them
1077
01:19:55,565 --> 01:19:56,713
.you little idiot
1078
01:20:00,768 --> 01:20:01,916
.the curse
1079
01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:11,748
.you will be fine
1080
01:20:12,389 --> 01:20:14,295
.Don't move, I'll be back
1081
01:20:16,905 --> 01:20:18,905
.I will kill that little bastard
1082
01:20:22,647 --> 01:20:23,787
.damn it
1083
01:21:12,588 --> 01:21:13,424
.that you are dead
1084
01:21:13,597 --> 01:21:15,299
I will crush you
1085
01:21:23,697 --> 01:21:24,775
.you little bastard
1086
01:21:51,118 --> 01:21:52,220
Take this!
1087
01:22:12,307 --> 01:22:13,307
..you bastard
1088
01:22:24,910 --> 01:22:26,339
.I got you
1089
01:22:26,496 --> 01:22:28,058
!truly? Watch out
1090
01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:31,378
Do you have better than this?
1091
01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:36,066
.enough of this nonsense
1092
01:23:13,701 --> 01:23:14,701
Hello, Trudy
1093
01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:18,795
We did it like in the
movie. It was very funny
1094
01:23:27,329 --> 01:23:28,625
Trudy, I actually...
1095
01:23:29,423 --> 01:23:30,688
.I will do my favorite things
1096
01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:32,845
turn around
1097
01:23:33,805 --> 01:23:34,805
Close your eyes
1098
01:23:34,923 --> 01:23:36,914
Maybe put your fingers in your ears
1099
01:23:37,523 --> 01:23:39,757
And sing "Jingle Bell"
as loud as you can
1100
01:23:40,976 --> 01:23:42,819
♪ The bells are ringing, the bells are ringing ♪
1101
01:23:42,890 --> 01:23:44,655
♪ Ring all the way ♪
1102
01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:46,944
How fun it is to ride in
a ♪ ♪...open wagon
1103
01:23:47,171 --> 01:23:49,866
That you were close to...
killing an innocent child
1104
01:23:51,054 --> 01:23:51,952
innocent?
1105
01:23:52,609 --> 01:23:53,609
Oh, that's mean
1106
01:23:54,679 --> 01:23:55,679
.very mean
1107
01:23:58,906 --> 01:24:01,319
It's Lightstone's legacy
that we're terrible people
1108
01:24:01,796 --> 01:24:03,554
So I understand why you did what you did
1109
01:24:03,804 --> 01:24:06,374
When your grandfather told me
that I had never run a company
1110
01:24:06,570 --> 01:24:10,319
Because the girl didn't have what it
took, I had to wrest the reins from him
1111
01:24:10,586 --> 01:24:13,257
But the point is, the
Lightstones take what's theirs.
1112
01:24:13,734 --> 01:24:14,734
I'm proud of you, son
1113
01:24:14,929 --> 01:24:16,124
Well, where is the money?
1114
01:24:18,562 --> 01:24:19,952
The money is hidden there
1115
01:24:22,289 --> 01:24:25,812
The Three Wise Men presented
him with gifts of incense
1116
01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:27,890
, and bitter
1117
01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:30,218
..And the
1118
01:24:30,687 --> 01:24:32,601
A group of buffaloes
1119
01:24:32,953 --> 01:24:34,046
Let's carry the money, boys
1120
01:24:34,351 --> 01:24:35,882
.we believe the money
1121
01:24:36,906 --> 01:24:39,202
Kill the hostages and meet us outside
1122
01:24:39,390 --> 01:24:39,905
What?
1123
01:24:44,493 --> 01:24:46,625
- Mom!
- It's okay, Burt
1124
01:24:46,774 --> 01:24:47,789
.everything is fine
1125
01:24:48,102 --> 01:24:49,102
.Good
1126
01:24:50,403 --> 01:24:51,942
Everyone get up
1127
01:24:52,442 --> 01:24:56,645
It's time to kill
1128
01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:00,285
Come on, you don't really want to kill us
1129
01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:02,238
Yes, I want
1130
01:25:03,215 --> 01:25:05,426
I really, really want that
1131
01:25:05,903 --> 01:25:07,332
And I will start from you
1132
01:25:07,481 --> 01:25:09,223
- No, no, no - Wait, wait
1133
01:25:12,255 --> 01:25:13,496
You have to kill Linda first
1134
01:25:13,643 --> 01:25:14,707
What the hell is this, Burt?
1135
01:25:15,075 --> 01:25:18,418
Do you insist on nonsense
before you die, Bertrude?
1136
01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:20,465
- Shoot him first.
- What?
1137
01:25:20,551 --> 01:25:22,184
No, don't shoot him
1138
01:25:22,356 --> 01:25:25,152
Don't shoot him first, and
you don't treat him like shit
1139
01:25:25,239 --> 01:25:26,684
.you exploitative bitch
1140
01:25:27,067 --> 01:25:29,801
Well, I've changed my mind,
shoot the junkie bitch first
1141
01:25:29,887 --> 01:25:31,887
Do not say that my mother is an alcoholic
1142
01:25:32,075 --> 01:25:33,481
.that you are an exploitative whore
1143
01:25:33,536 --> 01:25:34,536
Am I an exploitative prostitute?
1144
01:25:34,692 --> 01:25:36,028
I have a great job!
1145
01:25:36,294 --> 01:25:38,051
You're not even part of the family!
1146
01:25:38,457 --> 01:25:39,856
...that you know very well
1147
01:25:39,887 --> 01:25:41,324
Shut up!
1148
01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:48,426
.like rats at the bottom of a barrel
1149
01:25:49,871 --> 01:25:51,949
You could die with a little dignity
1150
01:25:57,433 --> 01:25:58,503
!get away from me
1151
01:26:00,643 --> 01:26:01,588
!the curse
1152
01:26:02,753 --> 01:26:04,432
This is for yelling at my son
1153
01:26:05,230 --> 01:26:07,034
This is for slapping me, you bastard!
1154
01:26:07,651 --> 01:26:09,417
This is for the stupid hat!
1155
01:26:18,964 --> 01:26:19,800
..Do you
1156
01:26:20,878 --> 01:26:21,878
did he die?
1157
01:26:26,449 --> 01:26:27,151
.Yes
1158
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:30,112
(Thank you, Linda
1159
01:26:30,883 --> 01:26:33,234
It's good to finally do
something with the family
1160
01:26:42,493 --> 01:26:43,563
This is for Morgan
1161
01:26:44,603 --> 01:26:46,821
..maybe he was stupid but he was
1162
01:26:47,533 --> 01:26:48,533
.so interesting
1163
01:26:51,478 --> 01:26:53,243
(Trudy! Mom!
1164
01:26:55,095 --> 01:26:56,337
Oh my God, you are here
1165
01:26:57,763 --> 01:26:59,692
Are you okay? I'm fine, mom
1166
01:27:01,123 --> 01:27:02,300
,this is my friend
1167
01:27:08,083 --> 01:27:09,778
what the hell?
1168
01:27:10,255 --> 01:27:11,825
...thank you very much sir
1169
01:27:13,348 --> 01:27:14,450
Please call me Santa
1170
01:27:16,427 --> 01:27:18,590
You have to get out of here.
The situation is dangerous
1171
01:27:19,323 --> 01:27:20,932
They took my husband and her grandmother
1172
01:27:23,135 --> 01:27:24,533
Anyone know who uses these?
1173
01:27:25,003 --> 01:27:25,932
.I think so
1174
01:27:26,058 --> 01:27:27,510
.I used to go fishing with my dad
1175
01:27:29,073 --> 01:27:30,010
.known
1176
01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:31,479
How's it going? - He's fine
1177
01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:33,123
Watch out guys
1178
01:27:35,146 --> 01:27:36,045
Cover me!
1179
01:27:38,717 --> 01:27:39,693
Where does this come from?
1180
01:27:41,396 --> 01:27:42,357
Come down, Commander!
1181
01:27:48,973 --> 01:27:50,754
Get rid of them all!
1182
01:28:07,678 --> 01:28:08,678
Let's get out of here!
1183
01:28:08,834 --> 01:28:10,068
- Let's go - Where?
1184
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,795
Move over, old man!
1185
01:28:12,631 --> 01:28:14,060
.get your hands off me
1186
01:28:26,778 --> 01:28:27,778
My balls!
1187
01:28:28,269 --> 01:28:29,535
Damn it, my testicles
1188
01:28:46,847 --> 01:28:47,847
My balls!
1189
01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:49,565
Why my testicles?
1190
01:28:53,276 --> 01:28:54,276
.My God
1191
01:28:55,776 --> 01:28:56,440
.Sorry
1192
01:28:58,659 --> 01:29:01,120
Don't worry, Mr. Claus.
We'll handle this
1193
01:29:02,144 --> 01:29:03,144
Who is this man?
1194
01:29:03,883 --> 01:29:05,492
He said his name was Mr. Claus
1195
01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:09,390
(Trudy! No!
1196
01:29:09,688 --> 01:29:10,828
.she's inside
1197
01:29:11,453 --> 01:29:12,453
.It's okay
1198
01:29:13,031 --> 01:29:14,195
.thank God
1199
01:30:24,378 --> 01:30:25,378
!the curse
1200
01:31:17,505 --> 01:31:18,638
You will die
1201
01:32:12,328 --> 01:32:13,157
.Come on
1202
01:32:13,243 --> 01:32:14,469
.come here
1203
01:32:14,985 --> 01:32:15,571
.over here
1204
01:32:18,970 --> 01:32:19,970
!Come
1205
01:33:04,765 --> 01:33:05,421
.Die
1206
01:33:15,475 --> 01:33:16,607
Bad List: Jimmy Martinez
1207
01:33:22,685 --> 01:33:24,606
Killing his best friend,
spreading misery, thief
1208
01:33:24,630 --> 01:33:26,552
"Breakfast on his mother's heart,"
selfish, spiteful, hates Christmas
1209
01:33:29,490 --> 01:33:30,411
are you real?
1210
01:33:32,724 --> 01:33:34,411
.yeah, he is
1211
01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:39,063
.here you are
1212
01:33:39,673 --> 01:33:41,711
This is what I'm trying to tell you
1213
01:33:42,571 --> 01:33:44,758
Santa Claus is a real fucker.
1214
01:33:45,891 --> 01:33:47,414
No presents for you tonight, mate
1215
01:33:48,282 --> 01:33:49,922
.I think you are wrong
1216
01:33:50,923 --> 01:33:53,196
.This is the culmination of my dirty life
1217
01:33:54,111 --> 01:33:55,290
Because when I kill you
1218
01:33:56,003 --> 01:33:58,799
This damn party is finally over
1219
01:34:00,043 --> 01:34:01,230
, whatever it takes
1220
01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,867
Christmas will die tonight
1221
01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:24,492
.last Christmas
1222
01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:36,410
Not if we still believed
1223
01:37:08,363 --> 01:37:11,519
I have no idea what
is going on here
1224
01:37:14,596 --> 01:37:15,713
.but it ends now
1225
01:37:21,353 --> 01:37:22,705
Except I say so
1226
01:37:32,145 --> 01:37:33,691
Trudy, be careful.
1227
01:37:52,055 --> 01:37:53,297
You saved my daughter
1228
01:37:54,555 --> 01:37:55,179
,no
1229
01:37:56,742 --> 01:37:57,890
She is the one who saved me
1230
01:37:58,727 --> 01:38:00,875
Help him, please help him
1231
01:38:01,265 --> 01:38:03,086
We can't do much
1232
01:38:03,508 --> 01:38:04,468
.do not worry
1233
01:38:05,344 --> 01:38:06,508
.it is too late
1234
01:38:06,977 --> 01:38:07,867
.to late
1235
01:38:09,763 --> 01:38:10,833
.I feel cold
1236
01:38:12,997 --> 01:38:14,372
.i forgot this
1237
01:38:15,372 --> 01:38:16,458
We have to keep him warm
1238
01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:19,622
All the fires went out
1239
01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:21,372
We have to find something to burn
1240
01:38:23,996 --> 01:38:24,856
.I have an idea
1241
01:38:31,912 --> 01:38:32,490
.no
1242
01:38:32,873 --> 01:38:34,826
No, no, no
1243
01:38:36,467 --> 01:38:38,146
.I don't want you to die
1244
01:38:42,514 --> 01:38:45,099
Jason, put that away,
what are you doing?
1245
01:38:46,021 --> 01:38:48,130
.I have lived longer than I can imagine
1246
01:38:48,771 --> 01:38:49,654
He is dying
1247
01:38:49,771 --> 01:38:52,755
What the hell is going on?
You don't have to burn any of this
1248
01:38:53,537 --> 01:38:56,302
You can't die, Santa.
Come on, wake up
1249
01:38:56,443 --> 01:38:58,739
I think I've used up
all my Christmas magic
1250
01:39:00,279 --> 01:39:01,122
.Sorry
1251
01:39:03,654 --> 01:39:06,927
And sorry for my
ability to fulfill your wish
1252
01:39:09,278 --> 01:39:10,161
.over here
1253
01:39:10,380 --> 01:39:11,599
But you really did
1254
01:39:15,443 --> 01:39:17,271
Santa, please don't die.
1255
01:39:17,716 --> 01:39:18,513
Wake up
1256
01:39:19,068 --> 01:39:19,825
Wake up!
1257
01:39:20,091 --> 01:39:21,599
We have to move him near the fire
1258
01:39:25,865 --> 01:39:26,865
Wake up
1259
01:39:28,177 --> 01:39:28,903
.I beg you
1260
01:39:29,482 --> 01:39:30,255
.no
1261
01:39:36,091 --> 01:39:37,997
.I'm so sorry
1262
01:39:43,652 --> 01:39:44,652
..That man
1263
01:39:47,152 --> 01:39:50,519
He's a very brave
man, whatever he is
1264
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,887
He is the real Santa
1265
01:39:54,762 --> 01:39:56,269
.I still believe in it
1266
01:39:57,989 --> 01:40:00,027
I will always believe in you, Santa
1267
01:40:05,443 --> 01:40:06,591
.I believe in him too
1268
01:40:10,052 --> 01:40:11,294
He saved Trudy
1269
01:40:13,043 --> 01:40:14,339
He saved our family
1270
01:40:17,066 --> 01:40:18,527
Is there evidence that
needs more than that?
1271
01:40:23,403 --> 01:40:24,403
.Yes maybe
1272
01:40:27,643 --> 01:40:28,807
.I believe in him too
1273
01:40:30,197 --> 01:40:31,213
.and me too
1274
01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:35,088
.Die
1275
01:40:35,846 --> 01:40:36,721
..I believe
1276
01:40:38,096 --> 01:40:39,322
.I think I believe in him too
1277
01:40:40,112 --> 01:40:41,447
I am delirious
1278
01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:43,127
.I believe in him too
1279
01:40:54,395 --> 01:40:55,238
.My God
1280
01:41:02,059 --> 01:41:02,824
..You are
1281
01:41:04,699 --> 01:41:05,816
.you are dead
1282
01:41:07,340 --> 01:41:08,714
.It's the magic of Christmas
1283
01:41:10,285 --> 01:41:12,019
I still don't really understand
1284
01:41:12,964 --> 01:41:13,933
.How it works
1285
01:41:20,483 --> 01:41:21,404
.Thanks
1286
01:41:22,413 --> 01:41:23,803
How do we return this debt to you?
1287
01:41:24,522 --> 01:41:27,014
You brought me back from
the dead. So, we're even
1288
01:41:28,897 --> 01:41:29,725
are equal?
1289
01:41:29,983 --> 01:41:31,983
We just burned half a million dollars
1290
01:41:33,303 --> 01:41:34,303
(Look, Santa
1291
01:41:34,756 --> 01:41:35,756
.Look who came
1292
01:41:43,342 --> 01:41:44,685
Now that you have appeared
1293
01:41:47,420 --> 01:41:49,873
I could have died. You
promised after it was all over
1294
01:41:50,287 --> 01:41:52,943
Do you know something?
I will make you soup
1295
01:41:53,232 --> 01:41:54,598
And feed him to the committees
1296
01:41:56,975 --> 01:41:59,005
Yes, Blexem, yes
1297
01:41:59,271 --> 01:42:01,365
I'm talking to you!
1298
01:42:02,162 --> 01:42:03,702
You too, Prancer
1299
01:42:09,225 --> 01:42:10,497
Did you bring Casey?
1300
01:42:11,295 --> 01:42:14,341
Did you come home
to get my spare bag?
1301
01:42:17,467 --> 01:42:19,435
How can I still blame you?
1302
01:42:22,029 --> 01:42:24,435
Sorry, I can't do this for you
1303
01:42:33,975 --> 01:42:37,208
I thought you might
need this too! Mrs. N
1304
01:42:42,511 --> 01:42:43,581
.O beauty
1305
01:42:44,183 --> 01:42:45,303
Skull crusher
1306
01:42:58,408 --> 01:42:59,712
It's time to say goodbye
1307
01:43:00,345 --> 01:43:01,087
.I have to go
1308
01:43:02,283 --> 01:43:03,423
Should you go?
1309
01:43:07,946 --> 01:43:09,626
It's Christmas Eve...and
there's so much more
1310
01:43:10,025 --> 01:43:12,759
Cute kids waiting
for their gifts
1311
01:43:16,064 --> 01:43:16,556
.Thanks
1312
01:43:18,363 --> 01:43:19,230
For what?
1313
01:43:20,066 --> 01:43:21,230
For believing in me
1314
01:43:22,243 --> 01:43:24,453
And for reminding me
that Christmas still matters
1315
01:43:26,470 --> 01:43:27,649
..and I still am
1316
01:43:29,071 --> 01:43:30,071
.Whatever
1317
01:43:33,003 --> 01:43:34,549
“You brought me back.” Oh
1318
01:43:44,763 --> 01:43:46,388
Come on, get out of here
1319
01:43:50,482 --> 01:43:52,622
!Merry Christmas
1320
01:43:56,883 --> 01:43:58,359
Come on, Dasher!
1321
01:43:58,742 --> 01:44:00,172
Come on, Denser
1322
01:44:00,477 --> 01:44:02,328
Come on, Prancer and Vixen!
1323
01:44:02,610 --> 01:44:03,875
Come on, Comte
1324
01:44:04,235 --> 01:44:05,531
Come on, Cupid
1325
01:44:05,867 --> 01:44:08,383
Come on, Donder and Blexem!
1326
01:44:08,766 --> 01:44:12,062
Come on, my lovely animals!
1327
01:44:12,485 --> 01:44:15,422
We have some work to do!
1328
01:44:21,241 --> 01:44:23,483
!Merry Christmas
1329
01:44:24,241 --> 01:44:40,483
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