Original subtitles

Translation and modification || Dr. Ali Talal ||

Bristol, England

"Christmas Eve"

Another drink?

I'm still tired. I'd like to fix this

Big beer mug

Did your shift just end?

I have a break between two shifts, I think

You don't drive a car, right?

I'll hold the bridle and the reindeer will do the rest

This is my fourth year as Santa Claus

What about you?

I don't remember the number

I forgot why I started doing that in the first place

Same reason for everyone

Because of the money. The money

.It is the engine of the world

Spreading joy on children's faces

.that's what I'm after

Cheerfulness, yeah, that's right

Well, it takes two seconds

And as soon as they open the gift

They want the next gift

.they want the next cool thing

This is how the world works for children

This is what children become. They are like little addicts

Little bastards only ask, don't believe

They just want to crave and devour

.Maybe this is my last year

.last Christmas

But I can't afford to see another Santa in distress.

His drinks are on me

.Yes

.That's very cheery of you

.I'd rather go

Gifts are not distributed by themselves

This is a gift for your grandson. It'll save me the trouble of coming back

It's a new video game, Astro Blaster

Or Blaster Aster, I don't know

.Merry Christmas

How do you know my grandson's name?

..don't know why the other grandson

Hey!

.This door leads to the roof

.you idiot

.go easy on him because it's his birthdays

Hey!

You can't be here

If I break your neck, I won't

!My God

..this

.just awesome

|| violent night ||

Greenwich, Connecticut.

"Mom"

.Welcome

There she is, my dear

We'll go see your grandmother

.Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, Trudy

Merry Christmas, Dad! You filthy animal

I let her stay up to watch Home Alone

!he is very funny

.This painful

.all morning

..I thank you

.to do this

.I am not doing it for you

It's Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Hello, Linda. Merry Christmas

Mr. Lightson

Are you there, Tru?

You must be excited for Christmas

What gift did you ask Santa for?

.unless I work on Christmas Eve

I must have been naughty since I came here

Just make sure you let Santa pass through the gate

.Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, Al

Merry Christmas, True

(Thank you, Al

.Merry Christmas

.I hope you were wise

what the hell?

You are the worst caterers in the world. Slices are long, not circular

.I'm dreaming

.Good

Good evening gentlemen. Merry Christmas

No way, thanks a lot

I can't believe the fact that you were raised like this

Nor does my therapist believe this

.I need a drink

.look at this

Hello, Linda. Hello

How are you, Alpha?

You seem to be overweight

.It suits you, you know

.Thank you

So how are you?

I have great feelings about this Christmas

Do you want to know why? Yes

Because I believe that this year my mother will rise

And choose one of us to manage the company

And I gotta tell you, Jason

.that I will strive hard to get you

What would Christmas be like in the Lightston family without complaining or fighting?

- Your wine, madam. - My dear

Smile, it's Christmas

.good girl

.sorry about my sister

It's great to see you

.and your being here

.yeah, you can criticize me

Criticism, okay

Well, do you remember Burt, my sister's happiness and pride?

Yes, this is Bert Locke

Live broadcast of fancy dress for Christmas Eve

.hashtag plus

He was recently charged with his first ever sexual harassment charge

My mom bribed the school

Now the gym is named after us

Of course it is

What about Tragic Mike?

All I'm saying is if I were on one of those planes

9/11 ended with a group of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut

without their umbrellas

- Yes. - Yes

Do you like this? Yes, I like it

.kiss me in front of my son

He might actually be a great actor

His performance might deserve an Academy Award. In Pretending My Sister is Hot

Now he wants my mom to finance his movie

No way, this does not suit me

(It's Gertrude

.she is my mother

.OK come

- Come on, Burt, come here. - Wait, Mom

- Let's stand here. - Just a moment

- I'm busy. - We practiced this. Come on

.let's go

Seriously, do you know what this means?

Can we join?

.no

We will step aside

.Come here

..Just

threat or bribery

This is not rocket science. It's the same thing we always do

this is the reason?

Is this the best you can do?

Are you excited to see your grandmother?

Listen, you bastard, it's Christmas

So, why not take your best offer and gift wrap it

And shove it up your ass?

Maybe you don't realize who I am

Can you see that?

Mr. Cole is here

What's wrong with you man?

.I don't know. I don't do anything

.Yes

.no no no

Don't feed me poop and tell me it's chocolate cake

"Your great-grandmother." "I'm not making up that story."

.I think your brother is up to something

.no

I just decided to let you guys be the first to fawn over my mom

Come on, you are the king of flattery

You named your daughter Gertrude

Alpha, you named your son Bertrude.

Good?

Sorry, that's not a real name

Sorry, Linda, we can't help but... be lucky to have a daughter

Mom, I can hear you

You know something we don't know, what is it?

.no I do not know

.Understood. I found it

.Let's go

- We just... - Come on

.oh a pile of shit

No wonder your husband dumped you

Merry Christmas to you, Senator

- Merry Christmas, Mom! - Merry Christmas!

.Merry Christmas

Why the hell are you standing there in the back?

- Merry Christmas, Grandma! - You little bitch!

My sweet little Gertrude, how is my favorite granddaughter?

Everyone calls me Trudy now

Trudy)?)

.This makes her look more slutty

.Good

She doesn't even know the meaning of the word

.I'm starving. Let's eat

I think Gertrude is a beautiful name

I only call her Gertrude

Merry Christmas, Gertrude

"The List: Money, Money, Money Camcorders"

.Another goddamn Christmas

.I made these myself

No way

It looks exactly like Santa Claus

.exactly

Can he get a candy cane? Yes

.Yes he can

.that's perfect

.no peeping

.This house has a lot of chimneys

How can Santa come down?

Santa knows. It's the magic of Christmas

What's wrong, honey?

Dad didn't take me to see Santa at the mall this year

.yeah, he didn't

.I'm so sorry

This year has been strange

I didn't tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas

Come here, my dear

Do you know something?

You'll wear your pajamas

I'll meet you in two minutes

.Yes

.Yes

Since you seemed obedient

Me and your mom this year

We decided you can get...one gift

- In advance - Really?

What is this?

.This is a very special walkie-talkie

.it's magic

Charm?

Well, that's what you've got here

It's the direct hotline to Santa Claus himself

Can I talk to Santa? Yes

Like writing a letter

.but better

Now the problem

He may not have time to reply to you

Because he has to distribute a lot of presents tonight

But he will hear everything you say

Hello, Santa

I'm Trudy Lightstone

.Hope you have a wonderful night

It's very cold tonight

So, don't forget your gloves

So, I want to tell you something

.you were very obedient this year

So I made a list of everything I wanted

,but then

I realized I don't need all of that

I only want one birthday present

I want my mom and dad to make up

.to be a family again

,Good

Good night, Santa

Good night, Mr. Bunny.

.My God

Which of you did this?

You can't move two seconds without pooping on the roof like a dove?

This is completely unprofessional!

Rudolph would never do that to me

.local

Non-fat milk

.Oh my God

.oh these things

"Brandy, 1938"

.whiskey

It's pre-war stock

.it's not bad

.taste good

what the hell?

.this is good

I learn something

Well, Christmas is good

You Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday

OK, what is it?

Gift distribution day

This is B. Lightstone broadcasting the dream live, you know

..they say that the richest men

.say goodbye

..Which

Grandma, your wifi is terrible

!the curse

When he was little, I begged you to beat him

.Welcome

.Merry Christmas

Or should I say happy holidays now?

Right?

People should decide, right? Can I help you?

Yes, of course, I hope so

..my car broke down a bit

over here?

- This is a private road. - You must be kidding me

It's the first place I see for miles today. I must have frostbite

Where am I anyway?

JT Lightstone Family Compound

I will call the towing service for you

Well, assholes

It's time to ruin Christmas. Confirm everyone's locations

jingle, on my site.

Peppermint, on my site

Sugarpalm, in my location

Krampus, ready to destroy everything.

Candy Cain, in my location.

This is Frosty. This is Tensel

This is gingerbread

Are we going to use these aliases all night?

.only in season

Welcome to the worst Christmas of your life

Trudy loves to go see Santa at the mall.

She was going with her father

And you should have taken it as you do, every Christmas

.but you were hidden

My mom assigned me a special project. It was complicated

But that doesn't change anything. Because it happens over and over again

- And your mother interferes in our lives. - You're right

What if we could make Trudy's Christmas wish come true?

Are you trying to win me back with a romantic weekend at your mom's?

What if things really change this time?

And we got rid of my mother's interference?

Go away and be a family together?

.Tonight

What are you planning to do?

.let's go

Let's get you out of here

Mom, where are you going?

- She goes to the panic room. - What?

- Yeah, come on, Bertrude. - Without us?

There is no room for all of us

It can fit two people, at least, mom. Take me

!Mom

Panic room? Yes

Can Burt come?

Step aside, son

.wait wait

- You're supposed to protect us. - We protect basic assets

Who the hell are you?

You may call me Mr. Scrooge

.That's funny. finish him off

That's humility, you bastard!

.Move aside

Tinsel, Peppermint, check upstairs.

I want all the Lightstons together

Get rid of anyone else you find

!the curse

.damn, damn it

Dear Trudy, we have to go

- Come on. - Come on, let's try the servant drawer

Come on, no

.shh

.mistletoe, gingerbread

!You are

.Welcome

.that you caught me

I don't want any trouble, okay?

.downstairs now

..Listen sir

I don't want to get involved, I'm just doing my job here

.Good? That's it

I'll get Casey back

.and go through that chimney

.stop talking, move

.never do this

What? this?

.Now move

Are you deaf? move now

.no no no

No, wait for me!

Wait!

Don't go!

Come back!

.Die

.The reindeer bastards left me here to die

Violent night

Bloody night

, it's all quiet

If no one wants to... shoot him in the head

.very smart

Do you have any idea who you're messing with?

I know exactly who I'm messing with

Did you really think... I spent months

In plotting to break into the most secure private space in the country

Without knowing who lives in it?

.You are wrong

Because your employees are dead, your security guards are dead

Now sit down and shut up!

.the curse

Everything is under control. We'll get the job done in two minutes

.this is interesting

This looks a lot like a scene from my movie, "Dark Ransom."

.My God

If they weren't armed

I would have killed three, maybe four

.try to

.Mom, this sucks

Well, if you did well

I would know my brother Roy was kidnapped in the '70s

But my father did not call the police

Dad sent his own rescue team

Roy came home safe and sound a week later

The kidnappers have not been found

.if you understand what I mean

.Know

I know all about your rescue team

Which you proudly call Team Kill Behind Closed Doors

And I know they're coming

And the time it takes to get here

I even know their credit ratings and bar sizes

If you understand what I mean

Then you must also know that you are really dead

We do not bargain with ransoms

.again, I know

I know a lot, Gertrude

.I really know

Like the fact that you have 300...million US dollars

In your own safe, downstairs

What the hell is this? That's right

Three hundred million dollars that the US government gave to Lightstone

To distribute it secretly in the Middle East to the worst people

To lubricate the machines and maintain the flow of sweet oil

Three hundred million and all of a sudden

.disappeared in the fog of war

Except it didn't really go away, did it, Gertie?

I stole it

did you know

.and this family

..this money-hungry family

..that clings so tightly to your wealth

When your employees don't have enough coal to keep their poverty warm

What's wrong with this Christmas bullshit?

Say what you want

You will never hack the safe

Because when you hit the emergency button

Do you change the secret combination of the safe?

I tell you again

.I know

Is this how we hack the safe today?

We had memories of poking holes and blowing things up

I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, but there was something romantic about it

Chief, do you hear me?

.I'm kinda busy here

You have to come to see this

He might have fallen

You used to come down from the rooftops with ropes and now you're telling me he fell out the window?

Guys, we have to be vigilant. Someone's out there

You know what

I think Mr. Bunny wants to sleep

So, put him to bed, okay?

.Everything will be alright

,Welcome

do you hear me?

.the curse

Candy Cain is in position 3.

.damn, damn it

.Die

.video game

.video game

..no one asks for a bat or a sword

Or a Molotov cocktail?

.I love you mom

Poetry book

Blu-ray Die Hard

.Safety button you idiot

.slow down, slow down

.Slown down

.damn it man

.I don't want to kill you

A fat man with a graying beard

I will rip your testicles

.Die

.disgusting

This is Candy Cain

The surroundings are safe

known. Where is the death squad?

They won't get here until 2 in the morning. everything is fine

We have disabled the outer shield

Is there an emergency number here?

Do we do it like this?

Welcome?

Hello, can anyone hear me?

Can you hear me, Santa?

Welcome?

Santa?)

Yes, this is Santa

.I hope I'm not bothering you

Dad said you are very busy tonight

.I have a break now

Who is on the line?

My name is Trudy Lightstone

I was good this year

"The Nice List"

She listens to her parents, tidies up her room, is nice to everyone

"Good with animals," she invited a kid to the party

Yes, Trudy

.you are on the nice list

You were very good this year

Where are you, Trudy?

I'm in the big room with all my family

There are two armed villains watching us

"list of naughty people"

6 left

Will you help us, Santa?

Yes, of course I will help you

.I will get you out of there

All these bad guys are on the naughty list

I'll take a piece of coal

And shove it right in.. every one of them in

.their asses

Look, come on, honey, I want to keep you on my nice list

Sorry, can I say anus?

.she is in between

What about anus?

Technically, yes

..anus is a term

Well, listen, Trudy

I want to call for help, but the phone is broken

You probably know this house better than me

What do you suggest for me?

.I have an idea

Well, are you telling me there's Santa Claus walking around here?

He looks so cheerful, who the hell is that?

There is no Santa on the staff, obviously

.there is more

Frosty isn't answering. I can't reach him

.keep on trying

Well, it's official

You have to chase this loose man. He is dangerous. Be careful

.Die

.Die

Frosty)?)

What's the situation?

Frosty, I can't hear you.

Frosty)?)

..Is that

The naughty boy in the basement? Your friend is dead

He got a star in his face, and his head was burned

.it's a long story

Is this Santa?

Is this Santa Claus?

.Yes

Who am I talking to?

Well, tonight I'm Mr. Scrooge now

What exactly do you want, Santa?

I want you to put your weapons down

And I want you to set the family free

And then I want to find my reindeer and continue giving gifts

are you messing with me

Who are you really?

Are you a security guard who watches a lot of action movies?

Or a failed ex-cop.. stuck in a mall

Disguised as fat babies pissing on your lap, cut me off if I'm not right?

It's very complicated

Not for me, no

Because this will be my personal mission

My vacation goals

.to find you and get rid of you

And to wipe your ass on this whole fucking holiday

This is what I want for Christmas, Santa

And that's a terrible thing you want for Christmas

Maybe you and I are talking about this personally

Santa Claus is coming to town.

.Die

Well, who did you hire to be Santa for your Christmas party?

I said, who plays Santa at your goddamn Christmas party?

Hired Santa?

I never hire Santa, it's tacky

So, who is he?

who is he?

One of you better speak up, or I'm going to smash your heads off with this

Damn it, Gertrude

Do you really have a thing for nutcrackers?

,if

I will torture everyone in your family

Until you tell me who's walking around your castle playing Santa

And messing with me, who should I choose first?

Shall I start by age?

Or do I start according to the level of intelligence?

Starting with Jason!

- It's my mom's favourite. - Yes

.the one who wears the jacket

Well, Jason Lightstone, this is it

- The first son in the family. - No, no

.it will be useless

This is useless

Translated by Dr. Ali Talal.

I assure you, nobody hired Santa

Well, you're right. Let's stop

.what are we doing here? Come on

We are amateurs, we are not good at this

Come on, this is called a finger crusher

Candy Cain, cut off one of his testicles.

- I won't touch his balls - Are you suddenly a princess?

I've seen you extract brains before

I can extract his brain now, but I won't touch his testicles

No matter who does it, I want to, like, look at a smashed testicle

.within 3 seconds

.i will do it

Krampus, perfect. - No, guys, no

I love sociopaths, always ready to try new things

This won't work

Put your testicles there

.Tasty

Stop hurting my dad!

.otherwise Santa will be angry

Your kindness

So, what do you know about Santa? She doesn't know anything about Santa

.he wasn't asking you

.she is playing pretend

Pretending to be talking to Santa

.It's not pretending. my friend

- He said he would save us. - No

-And he will beat you up. -What does it look like?

I bet he'll come out if you tell him to come out

How about you come with me so we can play with him?

Trudy, come on, tell him the truth.

You don't talk to Santa. Yeah, I talk to him

No, you are not. Come on

- I said I am. - Tell him Santa isn't real

.sorry honey

Santa's just something adults say to kids to please them, okay?

Your mom and I give you the gift and tell you it's from Santa

He will not come to save us, because he does not exist

So, we made this up

truly?

What a way to know there's no Santa

What if we came back at Easter to ring the bells?

(Trudy! Back off!

You should go back to your position, you idiots

.I'll go find that fool

I

Are you okay, Santa?

.Welcome

are you OK?

.I'm good

I was wrapping some gifts

I hid in the attic

Well, if you're safe

Just stay calm over there, okay?

.Good

I can set traps

Like, "Home Alone."

..I don't know what that means, but

Yes, do it quietly

Are you really?

But dad says there's no Santa

He says parents say this, to the little ones, to make them feel good

They are the ones who give gifts

Saying it's from Santa

.Yes

Many parents say that

But I still bring gifts to the children who need me

.children who truly believe

How do you know who really needs you?

Christmas magic

.not really sure how it works

..but

..I remember

When Trudy Lightstone wrote to me when she was 6 years old

She told me she feels lonely sometimes

She would like to have a close friend

So, I got her a lovely little stuffed bunny

Mr. Bunny!

And I remember the following year

You said you had this wonderful dream...and then

And since then, all I've wanted to do is...

!Aviation

Flying, yeah

Listen

Santa has magical powers.

that can make the little girl fly

He gives you a kite

that can reach the clouds

He could hardly do better

.I knew that

I knew you were there, Santa

But don't be so hard on your parents, okay?

Adults find it hard to believe things

Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again?

I wish I had that kind of strength

Mrs. Claus and I have been together since.

.about 1100 years old

Adult relationships are complex

.it requires work

.A lot of work

Do you still love her?

Yes, love her

But sometimes even if you want to make someone happy

Your magic just goes

.hey

.I have an idea

.This will be fun

Why don't you open your presents, guys?

I want to see what you brought to each other, you rich fools

Some of you may not survive until tomorrow morning

So, this might be your only chance

!Come on

Where are the Christmas spirits?

Gertrude

I brought you a very special gift

Did you hear that, Gertrude? He brought you a wonderful gift

What could it be?

.Look, it's amazing

.Mom

Can I call you mom?

Mrs. Lightstone

...well, at work, they call that

Presentation Slides

Presentation slides

It's called "explosive force."

.of my heroism

And if you look back

There are financial figures

.that I'm kind of important in Asia

.Parts of Asia

Once we got to parts of Asia

We couldn't even go to the restaurant

So what are the best gifts?

The gift of golden opportunity?

.Grandma doesn't like her gift

.I brought a very special gift

.Sentimental photo of my first day of birth

I remember

.I was there

.she doesn't care

Failed again!

.This is very interesting

What do you think of another gift? .I brought many wonderful gifts

Sit down, Alpha

You really gave me a gift

It's Jason's turn

..that I

.I think I left it in the car

.I saw you put the present there

- No, not. - Yes, I saw you

..I could swear

..that you

This gift, right?

.yeah, i can help you mate. Come on

It's my favorite whiskey

.You can bypass the card

(Thank you, Jason

What is written in the card?

I think it will stay between me and Jason

Nobody really needs to know

Right, Jason?

.Right

Do you have a mother and father?

Yes, of course, I had a mother and a father

I wasn't born Santa Claus

I had a life before

.a very long time ago

..they used to call me

Nikmond

Have you had a job before?

.yeah, you can say that

I was a warrior

A looter and a thief

If someone gets in my way

Skullcrush What is a skullcrush?

It is a skull crusher

.my hammer

.my favorite hammer

.I treated her like a surgeon

I can even handle... with three heads lined up

but why?

What?

Why were you doing these things?

.because I was mean

I was always greedy

..I want gold and jewels

If there was a naughty list, I'd be their big boss

..well, maybe

What?

Bad things that I used to do

Maybe you can use it to do good things instead

.to help others

what do you mean?

Mr. Bunny

.It wasn't just a game

That night you gave me what I wanted

.to have a best friend

Because you are kind and gentle

And that you mean more than just giving gifts

That's why I believe in you, Santa

That's why I believe

.Thanks

Stay hidden, Trudy

Until I come to you

.stay safe

Well, we've had satellite confirmations

Rescue team are coming here

Their estimated time of arrival is 30 minutes

We are on schedule. Everything is fine

Well, get ready, guys

You all know the plan

I like to operate .as if I'm fucking

Powerfully, quickly, and with less mess and cleanup

Now, if an idiot gets in your way

what are you doing?

We crush him!

.Totally Correct

It's time to attack

Come on, you bastards! Come on

Crazy family

.Merry Christmas

.Happy holiday

.you idiot

- I see him in the east wing. - We're coming

.Move aside

How's that fat old bastard

To conquer us all?

.I don't know

.he's not even armed

He just has a bag. What's in it?

.I can't see anything

.Give it to me

..what an imbecile

Does he carry a game of chess with him?

what the hell?

There is no logic to all this nonsense at all

Would you tell us what the trick of this bag?

.it's magic

When you put your hands in it, the gift comes out

.I don't really understand how it works either

,So

You must be Mr. Scrooge?

.This is correct

Who are you?

and

Delightful Old Saint Nick

People call me by many names

..very funny or should I say

If you're really Santa

Where's your reindeer?

It's on the roof

Before he shot...the man you killed

that you don't believe me?

.go check it out for yourself

Prancer left a delicious turd there

This damn guy

..Do not you think

I know you're dumb, but don't be dumb out loud

Come on, he's just a guy disguised as Santa Claus

A bag full of tricks

That sack was full of little dreams

Come on, everyone knows Christmas presents are bullshit

My dad used to make a lot of these every Christmas

Every Christmas with all the gifts

..and candy and decorations and

Christmas carols and all that nonsense

..and then while I was

I don't know, at 10 or 11 years old

He was laid off, and that Christmas

Can't afford to buy a tree, nor Christmas dinner, nor gifts

.nothing not even a rod

But our neighbors

They had it all

You could sense their elation through their window mocking me

..so, Christmas Eve arrived and

I waited for everyone to go to bed

So, I snuck in there and took it all

Except that Grandpa got up to pee. We were both totally freaked out

..And the

He fell from the stairs, broke his neck, and died

.in the hospital

Everyone blamed it on me, even though... I tried so hard to tell them

Maybe I was the culprit

.Maybe that old bastard pushed him

So, you see, Christmas ruined my life

Good?

But, you know, this set me on the road

And made me the great man I am today

(Sorry, Jimmy

Really sorry

But I distribute gifts and spread the joy of Christmas and do not interfere in people's lives

.truly? Maybe you should try

How does he know your name?

what's your excuse

Didn't I get you the bike you wanted in 1982?

When you wrote to me 50 times about it

What about you, Kira?

You made your brother eat worms

.that screamed brat

How does he know about my bike?

It's just a stroke of luck. Do you like big boobs?

Come on, every kid wants a bike

You will tell me who you work for

You have 5 seconds to tell me who you really are

...five, four, three, two

I am Santa Claus

.not anymore

it's snowing?

Does he do this magic Santa?

.for the snow to fall

.it's not snow

It's styrofoam. I told you guys, it's a myth

where did he go

He flew through the chimney

.I have seen him

He must have had a cable, or a pulley, that pulled him up

He can't climb out of it. It's impossible

When you see something strange, you think of fairy tales

We hear bells. A sled is approaching

.My God

.It's his reindeer

This is the Rescue Squad. Brace yourself

This is the sound of my death squads

How doomed now!

What are you going to do, you dwarf bastard?

Revenge hashtag

"Make room." "Kill him, my dear."

Morgan will save us

We have just been abandoned, my dear

.do not shoot

.rolling

.slow down, slow down

.Slown down

.say something about yourself

I'm one of the hostages, Morgan Steele

.actor

I've been playing soldiers in my career

I can say

Thank you for your services. Sincerity always

What's the situation inside?

A group of ex-military

I gotta warn you, they know you're coming

.they are ready for you

They better be

Our schedule is tight

.Die

Come on, let's move

.Come on

You must be kidding me

Thorpe, you're 10 minutes late. What's so late?

It seems to me that your window has been pierced

Did you let your hostages out for some exercise?

No, no, we have a wild gopher running around causing trouble

A security man?

I do not think so. It's just... a guy in a Santa suit

But I assure you, there is something strange about it

.santa could be real

What did she just say? Nothing, she's joking

We'll take care of it

Beta team, go find this bastard

Move!

,right Now

Let's open our gifts, shall we?

Well, you heard the man

It's time to kill Santa

.I spotted him, he's on the roof

.known. I will manage it

All right, Sugarpalm, push the button

.here we are

.our public key

.magic wand

.it better works

I am rewarding my career for this. You hear me

You can buy a new one for your reputation

When I was a kid, I loved to unbox Christmas gifts a lot

So much so that my mother would bring me empty cans

.I didn't care what was in it

Is this a joke?

.no

You should have been here

, I assure you

My information is very reliable. I had spies

300 million dollars in cash has been delivered here

Yesterday, in this damned mansion!

Someone must have objected to it

.villain

.Die

Are you okay, Santa?

Santa?)

A bunch of new villains came in. They're on the naughty list

They have a lot of tools and equipment

Sorry, I think we're done

!do not say that

List of siblings

.she is getting bigger

.he's in the building

Operating thermal cameras

.Don `t give up

You are the one who grants this wish, Santa

.only these

If you really want something

What will happen?

I'd like to see Mrs. Claus again

To tell her how much I love her

You can make this wish come true

.Die

.Come on

.I said these men are brats

What will you give in these naughty people?

.a piece of coal

Yes, I give them this gift

...take that coal and shove it right up

.in their asses

!Yes

.they're out

Santa will eat these guys

.like a muffin tray

.Come on

Pay attention

.light down

Where's my damn money?

where is the money?

You've been nice so far

.but this is over

.no more gimmicks yet

Tell me where the money is, or I'll enjoy killing every single one of you

.it's in the safe

.I just looked in the safe

If the money was in it, I would have different expressions on my face

No way

It takes days to break into that safe

Unless we don't have the key

Oh, Mrs. Lightstone

We can no longer trust anyone these days

...not sure if it was you

Or one of your bastard sons. They moved the money

.and this bothers me

...it bothers me

In a way that makes me want to randomly shoot people

.excuse me, just a moment

!what? What?

What if I randomly shoot the person who knows where they are?

Damn you people!

Suck this

.answer guys

"lost signal"

What the hell is going on?

.The messiah

,no

I'm Cheerful Old Saint Nick

.this is for you

Well padded sock

where is she?

.I can watch

.the curse

Gertrude would not trust anyone apart from family with this kind of information

,if

Genealogy will not know anything

Which means I can, well, shoot her

Unless you tell me where the damn money is

Please don't, it's Christmas

Shut up!

I swear I will blow her brains out unless you tell me where the money is

.I did it

What? Yes, I did

.I transferred the money

No, think about it. Money is our only asset

There is a gun pointed at my wife's head!

How did you know we were coming? I didn't know. I was robbing him

Yes, a coincidence

I was trying to take the money

And leaving with my wife and daughter .tonight and never coming back here

,and then

My mom would read the note with a bottle of whiskey in the morning

.and you know what you did

..over the years

I was telling you to stop caring about your motherfucker's money

And you think the solution is to steal a bunch of them?

Yes, it may sound strange when you say that

How can you do this now?

It's disgusting. After everything my mother gave us

.Come on

She always told us that she could easily get him back

I spent years groveling at you

, and meanwhile

I was destroying the only good thing in my life

What are we doing here? Family therapy or theft?

Enough of this damning disclosure

Well, where did you put it?

.Look at this stupid trap

Yes?

- The bad guys found me. - All right

.I'm coming

You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them

.you little idiot

.the curse

.you will be fine

.Don't move, I'll be back

.I will kill that little bastard

.damn it

.that you are dead

I will crush you

.you little bastard

Take this!

..you bastard

.I got you

!truly? Watch out

Do you have better than this?

.enough of this nonsense

Hello, Trudy

We did it like in the movie. It was very funny

Trudy, I actually...

.I will do my favorite things

turn around

Close your eyes

Maybe put your fingers in your ears

And sing "Jingle Bell" as loud as you can

♪ The bells are ringing, the bells are ringing ♪

♪ Ring all the way ♪

How fun it is to ride in a ♪ ♪...open wagon

That you were close to... killing an innocent child

innocent?

Oh, that's mean

.very mean

It's Lightstone's legacy that we're terrible people

So I understand why you did what you did

When your grandfather told me that I had never run a company

Because the girl didn't have what it took, I had to wrest the reins from him

But the point is, the Lightstones take what's theirs.

I'm proud of you, son

Well, where is the money?

The money is hidden there

The Three Wise Men presented him with gifts of incense

, and bitter

..And the

A group of buffaloes

Let's carry the money, boys

.we believe the money

Kill the hostages and meet us outside

What?

- Mom! - It's okay, Burt

.everything is fine

.Good

Everyone get up

It's time to kill

Come on, you don't really want to kill us

Yes, I want

I really, really want that

And I will start from you

- No, no, no - Wait, wait

You have to kill Linda first

What the hell is this, Burt?

Do you insist on nonsense before you die, Bertrude?

- Shoot him first. - What?

No, don't shoot him

Don't shoot him first, and you don't treat him like shit

.you exploitative bitch

Well, I've changed my mind, shoot the junkie bitch first

Do not say that my mother is an alcoholic

.that you are an exploitative whore

Am I an exploitative prostitute?

I have a great job!

You're not even part of the family!

...that you know very well

Shut up!

.like rats at the bottom of a barrel

You could die with a little dignity

!get away from me

!the curse

This is for yelling at my son

This is for slapping me, you bastard!

This is for the stupid hat!

..Do you

did he die?

.Yes

(Thank you, Linda

It's good to finally do something with the family

This is for Morgan

..maybe he was stupid but he was

.so interesting

(Trudy! Mom!

Oh my God, you are here

Are you okay? I'm fine, mom

,this is my friend

what the hell?

...thank you very much sir

Please call me Santa

You have to get out of here. The situation is dangerous

They took my husband and her grandmother

Anyone know who uses these?

.I think so

.I used to go fishing with my dad

.known

How's it going? - He's fine

Watch out guys

Cover me!

Where does this come from?

Come down, Commander!

Get rid of them all!

Let's get out of here!

- Let's go - Where?

Move over, old man!

.get your hands off me

My balls!

Damn it, my testicles

My balls!

Why my testicles?

.My God

.Sorry

Don't worry, Mr. Claus. We'll handle this

Who is this man?

He said his name was Mr. Claus

(Trudy! No!

.she's inside

.It's okay

.thank God

!the curse

You will die

.Come on

.come here

.over here

!Come

.Die

Bad List: Jimmy Martinez

Killing his best friend, spreading misery, thief

"Breakfast on his mother's heart," selfish, spiteful, hates Christmas

are you real?

.yeah, he is

.here you are

This is what I'm trying to tell you

Santa Claus is a real fucker.

No presents for you tonight, mate

.I think you are wrong

.This is the culmination of my dirty life

Because when I kill you

This damn party is finally over

, whatever it takes

Christmas will die tonight

.last Christmas

Not if we still believed

I have no idea what is going on here

.but it ends now

Except I say so

Trudy, be careful.

You saved my daughter

,no

She is the one who saved me

Help him, please help him

We can't do much

.do not worry

.it is too late

.to late

.I feel cold

.i forgot this

We have to keep him warm

All the fires went out

We have to find something to burn

.I have an idea

.no

No, no, no

.I don't want you to die

Jason, put that away, what are you doing?

.I have lived longer than I can imagine

He is dying

What the hell is going on? You don't have to burn any of this

You can't die, Santa. Come on, wake up

I think I've used up all my Christmas magic

.Sorry

And sorry for my ability to fulfill your wish

.over here

But you really did

Santa, please don't die.

Wake up

Wake up!

We have to move him near the fire

Wake up

.I beg you

.no

.I'm so sorry

..That man

He's a very brave man, whatever he is

He is the real Santa

.I still believe in it

I will always believe in you, Santa

.I believe in him too

He saved Trudy

He saved our family

Is there evidence that needs more than that?

.Yes maybe

.I believe in him too

.and me too

.Die

..I believe

.I think I believe in him too

I am delirious

.I believe in him too

.My God

..You are

.you are dead

.It's the magic of Christmas

I still don't really understand

.How it works

.Thanks

How do we return this debt to you?

You brought me back from the dead. So, we're even

are equal?

We just burned half a million dollars

(Look, Santa

.Look who came

Now that you have appeared

I could have died. You promised after it was all over

Do you know something? I will make you soup

And feed him to the committees

Yes, Blexem, yes

I'm talking to you!

You too, Prancer

Did you bring Casey?

Did you come home to get my spare bag?

How can I still blame you?

Sorry, I can't do this for you

I thought you might need this too! Mrs. N

.O beauty

Skull crusher

It's time to say goodbye

.I have to go

Should you go?

It's Christmas Eve...and there's so much more

Cute kids waiting for their gifts

.Thanks

For what?

For believing in me

And for reminding me that Christmas still matters

..and I still am

.Whatever

“You brought me back.” Oh

Come on, get out of here

!Merry Christmas

Come on, Dasher!

Come on, Denser

Come on, Prancer and Vixen!

Come on, Comte

Come on, Cupid

Come on, Donder and Blexem!

Come on, my lovely animals!

We have some work to do!

!Merry Christmas

Translation and modification || Dr. Ali Talal ||