All language subtitles for Variety Jubilee 1943 DVDRip XviD

Let's have the opening again. Let's get those cues right

ladies and gentleman

arrived at Jubilee?

I'm Mr. Chabot

yes this was well that's all right I'm sorry. Then he goes through to the
misery of his first number.

Okay. You won't want me to run through that again.

I don't think so Georgia after all

you have sung in public before him

Joe well I mean to say

I mean in a way

I'm sorry has been such a rush towards blah blah is in a good cause.

The RAF Benevolent Fund can do with it.

Let's see tonight GEORGE All right. Oh, man, I'm just gonna get myself
fixed up

I wonder how many charities shows he's done in his time?

I bet his last count is one of the best views

Hello

New South Wales

I wanted to be Mr. Winters

miss little girl

yes

this Mr. cold winters

winters Oh no, she looks too summery.

She might actually use it for one of the girls from the Guatemalan

Oh yes it depends on a Can

she was the other I vaguely oh

it looks cool

when you think we might try the number again?

Isn't he wonderful? Gosh he's over 90

parents from the Monte Carlo

when the important smile upon Mia

you never as far removed

and I've now done lots of money I'm now just gonna ride along

the one with an independent can

the other girl even could hear them sigh and

wish did I even see them wings on the other side

but the man over

I say do it

somebody really sent me interest to the public?

I think I

I know there's one here somewhere.

I want to find that independent

they might be like one more little girl all together.

I don't get these be bald headed course.

Plenty.

I already maybe go walk along

the spiky job.

Oh no. I've cut out that sort of stuff.

George DeWalt performance like you.

Still top of the bill. George.

Same as you were 50 years ago. Look. I just found this bill.

They you Oh, my God. Let's start it

in time flies, doesn't it?

But I've still got the old barn to yours.

Will there'll be a bat opening now. So I said good luck.

Oh man tonight. Good day, sir.

Gee, to think I'm on the same bill as George Roby.

Wonderful. What a war we'll do, isn't it?

Yes. Yes. Well, if I never become a star,

I can always say I peered with the stars.

For one night only you will be a star

alright one day just like a grandfather.

But you've got this wall job over

if I do it will be entirely due to you all

you've helped me so much and taught me all I know

rubbish. I know you hate being

thank Joe but it's true.

What is all is having a paper chase?

No. Just a bit of salvage.

You know some of these photographs and playbills go back 50 years.

You shouldn't be doing this Joe.

Why used to be a big shot. Times change my boy.

And I feel under him a bit in the only way I can.

Look. There's an artist for you.

George Formby present chaps father.

Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of this program?

I came across this just now. Here we are.

Are you going to head for a belay look,

Charlie Chaplin in the hummingbirds.

Laurie Lloyd Sable, Fern cerwin.

The white eyed Kapha and Islam ah, Mark Sheridan.

They were artists in those days.

Not shadows on a sheet with a fan mail.

Why? Look here. What's that? Grandfather?

It reads to my best pal Joe swan.

And Kip burns at 92

That was the year he got married.

You've got a good memory. Now. I'm not likely to forget that date.

It had been a good year we'd been on the bill quite a lot together

you know there was none of your week here and week there in those days.

He would often booked six months solid at the same home.

You only did one house a night in those days didn't but you often work two
or three holes a night

you know rushing about from one place to another in a in a handsome cat.

They were good days, gram days.

A sheet here at the Queens cost you a tenner.

And you could get beer for serpents throttling Shabbir

yes I suppose could have been topping the bill here for smooth a whole year
then.

I suppose he was one of the greatest stars in those days.

London idolized him hit burns wasn't a riot.

He was a planet

he was born

boy cheering

each cheering

each other's brains

when man alone was a victim

let in my dog

come read

mine

in the night the pho came over.

And we went for them like hell.

It was rifle but and bayonet and

we drove them back.

Hell, man.

There was one chap at me.

I was helpless wounded saw it was Jack

that spraying between us and

my power was mine.

No more.

Good evening Mr. Swan.

James might just can't miss Vincent.

Mr. Burns, he's on national good

then we're in times you can pick us up at 10 o'clock for the Tiffany
Williams.

Very good tip. I believe in ability.

What's the hustling? What's the Oxford lost?

He's nearly ready. Yes, Miss

she's writing

quick to get in hurry. Now. don't fasten the spirit.

You got plenty of time. The audience wanted us to guns go.

In that case do we'd better do one number

we'll do after the ball to vocals. rundowns

Yes Really

they seem pretty good out there tonight Good evening

I didn't know you were watching

even grand tonight

thanks evening.

I value your opinion more than anyone's

all right you ready

even later

ladies and gentlemen,

I now have the honor to present to you Joe Swan

and partner who will endeavor to entertain you vocally

and on the light curve fantastic.

Ladies and gentlemen Joan Swan partner

Thank you ladies and gentlemen well what would you like tonight?

See me dance the poker two little girls in blue basketball

see me dance the podcast

see you dance the bonus anyway

laughter the ball

the ball was the break

after the dogs

if you

was leaving after all the stars

you couldn't read

Mr. Burns

she's Chung

come up to the bedroom and have a drink in a minute.

Oh man, I'm gonna go and get a paper. Alright Joe.

Charming. Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your handy vacation and like

the ladies of the belly will no doubt

the famous permission.

Ken K.

I got your drinks Mr. Burns. Thank you.

Thanks I see you did. Did you approve with the brand name?

You will have your little joke Mr. Burns. Yes.

And I'd like my little drink.

Support Miss Vincent.

You'll have on Eveland one show I got it specially for you.

Thank you kid then of course

I will

pour a drink for Mr. Swan

he'll be back in a moment

Thank you Thanks

Todd even How do I look?

Well No You look lovely

EB

EB will you have me here?

That is I

what I want to ask you is that you have

I know I haven't any writing okay at all.

You know what I'm trying to say Dutch?

I think so.

And you Yes.

I will.

Oh, dining. I was so terribly afraid

it was Joe you cared for?

Oh, I'm very fond. Did you know

God would help you?

You're the one who matters

what about Joe?

does he care?

I'm afraid sir.

Oh, nevermind. Yeah, it's not your fault.

Joe will understand.

Yes, I think he will.

We must tell him at once.

When he offends you for the job he missed his one night

and audio flaw regions can fail he can have a back

and listen to all the day on DACA when I leave my hat this one

Well, nevermind. You know what they say?

lucky in love. I hope you're right.

Good night furniture.

Daughter Nico all the runners to the big race.

Joe Nico thank you so I see

the echo seems to think we're gonna get old grads come back Jinx

Yes sir. About done to your right there.

I don't know what things are coming to income tax one on three in the pound

one ruination

ruination

believing

and always remember this evening

God you will read them all.

Yes, you must tell him

the income tax going up to one three in the power

no man running free.

The people will never Stanford you know.

Just my dream. Yes. Yeah.

Thanks. Another thing this fella Kia Hardy apparently appeared in the house
wearing a cloth cap.

Would you believe it? Oh, I bet that created a sensation.

It will require anything wrong.

We we haven't been quarreling.

Have you can't have that. You know, my best friend

and the best girl falling up.

Mary Jo. We haven't been quarterly.

We've been getting engaged.

Engaged.

You will leave it yesterday.

Once you wish us luck.

Luck. all the luck in the world.

Thank you, Joe.

You will rascal kid. You'll a dark horse on Joe.

Joe. I should have thought everyone could have seen it my face.

But yeah, this won't make any difference to us when it

we'll still be friends.

Of course. Good. But you will want me tagging along now.

Don't be silly Joe. It's always been the three of us, hasn't it?

This won't make any difference.

You'll always be in such a good pal.

I hope kid realizes what a lucky fellow is.

Or don't worry, Joe. I know he blends far too good for me.

But I'll never let her down. Of course you won't.

I'm afraid this will mean you looking for another partner soon.

Jeremy. I don't get another partner. I'll change the act.

What do you do? Oh, going for more dancing listening.

I always dance better than I sang anyway. Now's a good chance to try to
help.

Kevin excuse me anyway.

of gasoline before he goes on. Okay,

Joe

Hello, Jamil Cochran auto Moussa fender Morlin.

Pomeroy gusta. Yeah. Well, you look as happy as a wet week of Easter.

You've been on haven't yet. Yeah.

Well, now you're on your way to see the rest of us suffer

as he or she is glare.

Oh, come on

they were as good as their word.

They never leave me out.

We used to go cycling together and

even had a special costume made.

You'd think it funny if you saw it

now that kidden me

she looked just lovely.

And of course I had to be dismantled their wedding.

It was a lovely day in June.

And your grandmother looked beautiful.

When she came out of the church on kids.

I couldn't regret anything.

When we came back from the honeymoon,

we were always together.

Used to take our holidays at the same time.

nagito Brighton.

I remember once when your father was with me see,

you must have been four years old.

Sometimes we we had a busman's holiday,

went to see the minstrels.

There weren't any heroes. Okay, concert parties as we know them, you know.

Most clip blackface comedians in imitation of the famous Mulan Burgess

and Chris Steven Johnson

play one of Mr. Eugene Stretton

famous Sox fan jokes

Hello?

Shades no doubt

she knows and she likes

I know she likes the game

she sang the song

Mr Swann Hello Jim. I thought I was seeing things

you in uniform costumes are powered by Lord Roberts

going inside so yes pretty big night.

Yes, I was packed too but the show to find your seat

We're all sorry to see the old Governor go

yes, he's been for good many years.

He was taking over new management no one knows her bit of a mystery.

I expect we'll hear tonight

get your complimentary

Thank you, Jim. Is Mr. Burns here yet?

Yes, sir. I think you'll find him in the bar

You Know Me Man

shall pass on

consciousness that

Bye bye, Joe.

Hello, kids. You look surprised to see me

I certainly. Where on earth have you been?

This uniform? Not so bad as it is. But what about the new Act?

Oh, I thought that could wait a bit.

After all get this job finished first.

I have no responsibilities. And that's true.

If I was single, I'd be with you. When you go to Africa next week,

I believe. Tell me,

how's he dealing youngster?

Fine events in the dressing room. Come along and see you know,

you'll have a drink with me first. Thanks, Frank.

How are you? Going about

you're retiring and it says he's too old.

Rubbish. Isn't it rot your place won't be the same without you.

And what about this new management? Who's that going to be?

That is a secret that will be divulged later.

All the best Joe

is good luck to you.

Wonderful invention.

For the artists things into a cylinder and America

and Mr. Thomas Edison invented it.

Mr. Benz has made one or two records

what should we add next? Talking photos I suppose.

Well, we've already got animated pictures now.

They won't come to anything any more

than them silly motorcars at all was breaking down.

I hope not. Mr. Burns is thinking of buying one.

visitor to see you Evie.

Oh, how lovely to see you.

Civ is Evie you're off to South Africa zoom.

One of the 60,000 horse and foot guide to table day.

Take care of yourself.

Now Bill right. Has to be too busy trying to stick on the horse to get into
trouble.

Can you imagine me on my horse?

Is that grand seeing his face again?

Yes, we've missed you

when I missed you to tell me how's my godson?

He's great he's nearly five now you know nearly five

nearly old enough to get into the business it make it

the man that he wants to be an engine driver.

Oh we all go through that phase. I

remember when I was like come on. It's time for the farewell speech and

I don't want to miss that

my favorite everybody's favorite the incomparable Maori Lloyd

ladies and gentlemen this body

never was the one to go and stick myself

because if I liked something I liked it

lets me know that there's lots of people say

that if you like the thing a lot it'll grow on you

and all that sort of stuff starts as well

as any one of those times

you know supposed to make your pet and there's many allottee

Dottie matter wouldn't dare to touch it because she said his father figure
really well

I always always needed campaign

a campaign that understood

well don't want to use the little champagne

once a year or like a little holiday are we oversize by mile man

and me but the last time that we had one he sprung up a new idea

when he saw the light is bathing in the sea.

It says Now what a man requires is change of everything

and they ought to take his holidays alone

you now away from every day a fan

so I said very likely if you want a little night on your own

well I always

always ever needed that

done the blooming game

I intend to do the same

by friends of friends you have become

during my long association with the old queens

or even good things must come to an end

and the time has now arrived for me to say goodbye to you all

I know you will be as sorry for this as I am to go

but time never stand still my friends and I

I'm getting an old man

no we don't need to Well,

this year are seen the turn of the century and things are changing in the
movie called world

as they are in the great world outside.

And we must go with the times or else

be left behind in the batch of progress.

Who's taking over this the atoms that you all know

and love I will still go on,

but under a new management, and

it is my pleasure tonight to introduce to you the new who,

let's say, someone you all know and love.

It means a loss to the stage of a great artist.

And the fact that he is leaving the stage for management will be a matter
of regret to us all.

But I know that you will support him in his new role

as you have done in the old ladies and get two men

Kitt burns

why in heaven's name, he's like

he always wanted to go to weddings on the question.

Did he save enough to take a chance?

Oh, well, I must admit, I can't think of anybody

who can do better.

Ladies and gentlemen, I can only thank you for the kindness

you have always shown me and I hope I'll be able to please you in my new
role,

as I've always tried to do in the past.

Whenever I've come back to the old Queens

it's always been like coming home.

Now I won't have to go on tour anymore.

I hope that you will give me your support in the future

as you've always done in the past

just been small

my god

that was in 1900s and Queen Victoria was still alive.

She died in 19 101

Just before the Boer War ended.

On I didn't get back to England until 1902

in time for for King Edward spoon coronation.

And I saw the king daddy. At least I saw the carriage and

everyone raised their hands and shouted.

Now a man so hard that I tucked my hand

and lost it was wonderful.

Did you darling? Wasn't a bit close?

Should oh well. Again,

suppose we'll never see another correlation.

You had a lovely days and haven't you?

Please tell us a bit tired?

I don't go home yet.

I'm afraid you must challenge it's long past your bedtime.

Say good night Ron along with Manny.

Good night.

Excuse me, sir. It's what is it?

There's a man making disturbance in the foyer sir drunk.

Yes, sir. All right. I'll come right away

I shouldn't be down. Alright. Yeah. Come on, Chris.

Now come along. So come along.

Yeah, hands off me. I don't want to take him to the old queens.

See that? A soldier the queen I am.

Now I should go out and we probably do. Mr. Swan.

Let's supposing I haven't gotta come along.

Now. Move along, kid. You're gonna check me out too.

Why? Of course not. It's all right. Righteous.

I gotcha. So it's grant a seal.

Where on earth we've been hiding. I haven't been hiding. I'm a soldier. The
queen.

Yes. But the war has been over for nearly a year.

Ed and I knew you must be back and we tried everywhere to find you.

Why didn't you come and see us?

Well, I I was in hospital for 10 months when I got back, wounded.

A leg. Some blasted horse crushed it.

Never could ride a horse. Me a dancer.

Isn't there anything to be done? Well,

my professional career is finished.

Or that's bad luck Joe

look here come along and see evening

No no no, she won't want to see me like she will

you're right Joe Come on.

Yes You better go out by the stage door in case you meet that man in the
foyer.

Yes madam. And be a good boy and go straight to bed

cannot have that card mommy but you will be tomorrow darling

night

good night

used to be my dad's question.

Yes, I know Come on.

Chris

No, no kid this is no time this evening

Come on Joe. She'll be the light of this

What a lovely surprise. Oh, maybe.

How long have you been back?

Six months?

Six months

before I haven't been to see us before this kid

and I've inquired everywhere for you

would have come anyway you're here now

and we're going to take good care of you don't vanish again

look, sinner Joe. Have you been ill?

Well, I've been in hospital even wounded.

Much. Only my leg.

What about your dogs?

That's all over I'm afraid.

I've tried my hand around to other things, but there's no good.

The theaters the only thing I seem to understand.

Why on earth didn't you come and see us?

I didn't want charity. I'm not offering your charity.

Joe. Look here. I want someone here to help me.

Someone I can trust. No, thank you. I

I don't want a job made for me.

But it wouldn't be. Look, I've been trying to do these books.

If you remember what I like figures

Yes. Or no fingers. 122 people tell you

see Ernie will come and help kit. Yes.

Take over the front of the house and help me genuine. You'll be doing me a
great service.

Joe. There any minute you're

You're not just saying that twice. I mean, what are you saying?

Or what I will you don't know what you're done for me.

I thought I was finished and now to be back in the theater.

It's just like coming home.

That was the beginning of a very happy time for me.

This gentleman says can you have a couple of seats for tonight?

I'm I'm very sorry. We're absolutely sold out.

Mr. Swan has been around on the bar tonight Mr.

I think we better open another case of whiskey.

Here the key is England between the Boer War and the Great War

was a pretty good place to live in

you know it was about that time that material made the first channel fight

I need to think of you flying one of those things

now isn't it

can oh yes he's really done it.

I never thought he would tell me a fluke

these flying machines will never really come to anything

can depend on them weights only

lucky didn't come down in the channel.

I don't know I think we're in for some are bigger than we realize.

Yes by Joe you know what this means? That England is no longer an island

there's something in this

there's those few miles of sea that kept Napoleon from then again.

If these new flying machines amount to anything

what if they do there's nothing to worry about Napoleon's dead

our Teddy's fixed up the long term cordial

there was a fine piece of work in 1945

Already that's floating forward is it can't miss her

coming you bet

in that

Oh right.

Is

It was in 1909

Now, now look here, look at this program.

Look 1912 Ragtime was at its height

you won't remember the first Ragtime songs

of course Max Alexander's Ragtime band.

Everybody's doing it

he cool

suffragettes were in the theater

yes, they're in a box throwing stink bombs and making speeches.

Where's Mr. Swan? I don't know.

I'll find him quick

women have been left on the show

we paid to see the show not in addition to

all of you here tonight

suffragettes

the whole lot of them without votes for women

but for women I would vote for Rosie

on it

that's that they must be done.

Why don't I think there's a lot to be said

women's right to have a say in the affairs of the country

you think well I'll just say V

chain has helped to railings all started creating a disturbance in the
theater

people why don't agree with their methods.

And as you know, even God bless her has no thought for anything.

by the way, how is the family? I haven't seen him

but we could do this. He's fine.

It's got to school holidays next week. Good.

You better bring them down to the theater. He can start getting his hand
in.

Well, it's a funny thing. Jeremy. He's not a bit interested in the
professional.

Makes models often laughs me

when I say there's no future.

Oh, we all go through that phase when the youngsters not as his age.

I wanted to be an engineer.

He'll get out of it.

I expect him

to be a high digger.

He taught prices majesty forces

Deacon was up to

to good old Cup last week.

I'm so glad you're doing that. The father told me welcoming.

Congratulations on your win. Thanks very much.

Now this is a friend of mine. Miss Piggy,

which is the sparring partners partner.

You want a couple of seats for the night, Chris?

Well as new eggs at West air.

He wasn't the office. Oh good. We're going to find him.

His mother arrived here. Yes. She wonders why on earth you've asked her to
be here tonight.

Well, we wanted to see them together and dad's always late

and he gets home and I have to go on duty.

Am I right in believing that this is an occasion for celebration?

You're right Jeremy. Gran knew to go and join your parents in the office.

I'll see you later. All right.

Coming boys coming in.

Jim picks these lads up and

it isn't gentle gentlemen. I would like to sing you a new song

but that talented young composer, Mr. Ivan Avila.

Thank You

Greetings,

ladies and gentlemen.

Yes Mr. Spock a bottle of champagne

the best good news that Mr. Chris is engaged.

Such a nice young man.

I hope you'll be very happy.

You know, I think he will be in five glasses material. Yes, sir.

Hey, best wishes to you both

my dear. I'm very, very glad.

Thank you. You've both been so nice about it.

I'll do my best to make Chris happy. I know you will.

And when you're going to get married on my next leave did

Oh, if only the war was over. I have a lone mother.

It soon we'll be I'll be back again before you know where you are.

And then what? You still take me in the business Dad?

What about this flying craze?

When you got that out of your system? Chris? Who?

I didn't say sides. I'll have a wife to think about.

I think even you will have had your fill of aeroplanes by then. Yes.

Hello. I don't know what we should have done this bowl without them.

To Remember how you used to laugh at me dad.

You said they never be practical.

Yes, I admit I was wrong. I come in.

Hello, Joe. You heard the news day.

Well, I rather guess what was happening and

I thought this might be useful.

Nigel, you didn't try and stop it

but I wanted to join the flying car.

You know, you've been the best parents a bloke and

I think you brought us out pretty well Chris.

Now you know what you got to do? Where to find me a nice little house

and stretch them farther than do the time

when the war is over.

Thank you Jim. I'm glad you came along.

You're one of the family you know

well I'll give you a toast here's to Chris

and the girl is Linda many years wishing them long life and happiness

then came November the 11th 1980 armistice

the old country went mad with relief and joy singing

Just imagine you're arriving at the loo and have a nice little bit of stuff
waiting for you

to double down again

Rob Maggie back again

on crazy

let's all go crazy. The boyfriend of the homeless who named Margo

I'll fix this

just a minute in just a minute.

I know this is a wonderful night

but thanks give the artists a chance.

No I mean I feel like seeing to leave your destiny.

I'm going to suggest that this read for changes

have programs slightly and give the some of the old favorites.

Suppose we could all join in

but I didn't want to do we just imagined we had all a big happy family
party

and the boys have had a little whiskey and soda.

And the girls bless their little hearts have had a small pool

Come on. That's the spirit.

Let's go

I can hardly believe the war's over

it now appears.

It seems a lot I found it to be so heavy

Carol. She's been very brave,

but I know she's been worried about Chris.

How's the grandson?

I've never seen a baby of 18 months with so much intelligence.

Well, at least he'll never know what war is.

I hope not. That's what his father has been fighting for.

Now he also be back in helping us here.

It's a pity you never wanted to follow in your footsteps.

Nevermind perhaps his time well, perhaps

it'll be good to have the boy back. Just like old times.

You won't miss the news on it on the phone.

So I'm getting a bit noisy.

A bit lively as well.

Although who cares

Hello, hello, Evie?

Yes, this is Jodi and I expect you want to get

I'll go and get it hi,

I asked for you.

I want you to help

me

it's Chris

telegram from the War Office.

Telegram What do you mean

you mean he's wounded

he was shut down

overcome

yes

Shut up

oh my dear

What can I say?

Damn one more day

Why did this have to happen to us

tell kit for me

it's gonna be such a blow to him

yes he'd he'd built so much on Chris

for the future

send him home

we need him

they absolutely love how they live tonight.

Can't blame them really after four and a half years of it

what's the matter Joe?

That was easy on the phone kid.

I'm afraid

evening buy something wrong

it's Chris

Something's happened to Chris

words don't mean anything at a time like this. Oh man.

You know

you mean he's dead.

Killed in action killed in action

the war is over. But Chris

No, I know what you're feeling and even

Yes, even she just lived for her son.

But she's still got you and

you both got his son

Yes His sad

that's something you can still do for him

look after his wife and baby

get I'm getting home.

Soon after your mother died and

that meant the gift and evil In had you too careful.

And after a while they got over their grief

and we're happy planning for your future.

With a post war boom, we launched out in our biggest venture,

the complete rebuilding of the old queens.

It took every penny of our savings besides a mortgage

but we felt it was the right time.

Hello, Sam, I'm glad you came along.

Help yourself to a drink.

Mr. Burns, may I congratulate you on a very successful opening.

Thank you. Good thing we got the genuine strike over in time.

Did you ever think of going back on the stage? Mr. Burns?

I remember you in the old days.

I did it first. Now I'm very happy as I am

believing everything seems to be going all right.

I'm so glad

he looks so happy.

I admit I was nervous about this scheme.

But I was wrong.

I didn't know what we do without you.

Nonsense. It seems hard to believe it's 25 years

since I came back from Africa without a job.

A new one Kitt took me in and looked after me.

25 years, Chris would have been.

So much has happened.

And yet, serendipity has changed.

The youngsters made up for good deal hasn't all.

This is calling.

We're not taking you over to a site

from which we have to broadcast the son of the nightingale.

And what is your opinion about this feud

between broadcasting and music home?

Or I don't think that sort of thing is going to do this theater any harm?

I don't stop my artists from broadcasting or

you don't think it'll affect the theater?

No, I don't think the public will ever forsake human beings for machines,

who's going to be bothered with a contraption

that's always going wrong?

They said that about the motorcar. You know,

still I don't think we have anything to fear from whiteness.

People thought films were going to ruin their business.

But flesh and blood will never be replaced by mechanical entertain,

you must see and hear the stupendous talking

all singing all dancing must have a history of entertainment

and such a superb spectacle will be open to the public

say it's a foreshadowings going from three shillings

to six and one shilling.

Sorry I did nothing for you today. It's no use.

You have people waiting

seats in all parts seats.

You know, boss, should we go in there?

No, I don't think so. Let's go to the singing

When they say it's marvelous, can music makes you sick?

Doesn't it being counted in the house good,

is it didn't take long i that.

It won't last. You know, these talk is only a novelty,

that people will come back to variety.

We've just got to hang on to better times come along.

Yes. Can we hang on letting us

he'll be a little wound he'll pull in. It's no good.

Crossing your bridges to come to Him. Have a drink, Rosie.

Now, I don't think I will. Thanks, ciao.

Let's go and have another look at those figures.

All right. Remember, we've had our ups and downs

before you know.

Bob seems down tonight, doesn't he?

Can you wonder at it? He's put all his money into this

and Mr. Swan and look at the business.

While it is pretty dead here, I must say does seem a shame.

You know, I've been here over 16 years and

you couldn't wish to work for nicer people.

I understand Mr. Swan that you have full authority to act for Mr. Burns.

As his as his partner. I have full power of attorney.

And quite. I suppose he's no better?

I'm afraid not. It seems his heart is affected.

And I'm sorry. I expect the death of his wife

broke him up very much.

Yes. This was such an ideal marriage.

He felt lost without her and then having to sell this theater

which of course affected his plans for his grandson.

proved too much for him.

I believe this hits you pretty hard to Mr. Swan.

All your own money was invested in this theater, wasn't it?

Yes, but it's different with me.

I have no dependents.

Well then who's no better?

I'm afraid not.

Does that mean? Yes.

It's just a question of a few weeks and then does he know?

No. I don't think so.

And I go in? Of course.

He has a visitor for you, Mr. Burns.

The whole man. Is it all settled?

Yes, everything's fixed. And you've got nothing to worry about anymore.

Everything we've worked for all these years

Grom Oh, don't worry, kid.

Why when you're fit, we will start all over again from scratch.

It'll be fun building up a new business.

Don't Joe?

You see?

I know.

Or I don't mind myself.

young kid.

I meant to do so much for him.

Don't worry.

I'll look after the youngster till he gets on his feet.

But how can you

all your money's gone? With the rest?

No, there's still enough left to finish his education.

You can trust me.

For Joe you've had a rotten deal.

Worked all these years and left with nothing.

Now what does money matter?

My time of life. It was worth it.

After all, very few people can look back on a friendship like ours.

Yours and mine and levy is

they were happy days

I'm afraid they're gone.

It's no use kidding ourselves are

LED variety is dead.

No good.

Variety will never die.

I was right. The riot. He didn't die in 1936.

It took on a new lease when it became high Speed variety.

Cool there's a poke you want to watch kick?

George Roby. He's forgotten

more about this business than most people know

Ty now he's grand. You don't think I could ever be as good as him do?

Why not? It's in your blood.

Your grandfather was a star. He had a wonderful way with an audience just
like Roby.

You know, George once stopped a panic.

During the last world in a zeppelin raid. He did.

He came down to the audience and said shut up,

and they shut up.

Before we go any further, we may have understand one another.

I have not come here to be made a laughingstock off.

Please remember where you are.

When finds on statistical evidence that the authentic revelations are
diabolically inconsistent

with the idiosyncrasies of our explanatory qualifications.

Or in other words, the allegorical excavations of a bygone contraption are

or should be dicta graphically corroborated by the quintessence of
conciseness.

And if I can't spell all that I can say it.

Now, listen to this pretty thing,

isn't it? Well, I like it. Would you play that once for me?

I like to go walking along by myself.

This merely for exercise. I wander along like a mischievous elf,

for I always expect to surprise

the other day I was walking alongside of the hip.

And the hinge was apropos of some trees.

I got my surprise as I walked along the edge,

it was the sound wafted my way on the breeze.

So I stopped. And I looked and that is,

and I tried to locate that sound.

First I thought it was here and

then I thought it was the most peculiar sound did I really declare,

I had heard it before but I cannot say where.

So I thought that this sound must be down.

So I stopped. And I looked and I listened.

The sound seemed to be all around.

Someone said you and someone should do

someone should do and someone said well, so I stopped.

And I looked and I lit

it must seem funny to you to sit here in the gallery of the theater

where once your boss company bought you out made a lucky guess.

Why didn't you accept their offer to stay on?

Oh, it wouldn't have been the same without your grandfather.

Oh, I missed the old please sometimes,

but whilst you're in the same profession,

I'll always have an interest.

It looks to me if they don't stop this bloke Hitler.

It will be the army not the stage for me.

Will tell him he can cut his EQ to six minutes

so he doesn't go on evidently thinks

we're back in the old days when house tonight

this contract Mr Calvert let me see if

he has come in

well, what is it? Well, I I see your reopening

and I wondered if you wanted any staff

I'm afraid that I

I used to be here in the old days and I thought I might be useful.

I've been in the business all my life and

I know this place something in there.

And with this wall labor is short.

What vacancies have we merciless, but we haven't fixed the stage doorkeeper
yet?

No, we haven't heard.

Well, Mr. Swan is a swan.

If you can supply me with suitable references, you can have the job.

Stage doorkeeper Yes,

you'll have to do a certain amount of fire watching

but you'll be paid extra for that of course.

Well, it wasn't quite what I expected.

I and I'm a busy man swan.

You can either take it or leave it

I will take it What name did you say?

Swung Joe's one

Jay Swan alright report here on Monday morning

well, that was a year ago and here I am.

You know Joe, it strikes me you had a pretty raw deal from grandpa them raw
deal.

Why? What are you talking about? Molly pinch to girl.

That was the luck of the game. She preferred him to me,

that's all and then you work from all those years and he lost your money
foil?

Well, that wasn't his fault.

And you know, money's never meant as a very great deal to me.

Yes, but we're doing this job when used to run the place.

I'm perfectly happy. Back in the old theater.

Doing a job in a world I understand. No, kid.

I may not be rich but looking back.

I wouldn't have things any different.

Hello, what's it small Salvi Joe.

They are the programs for tonight's show.

Ladies and gentlemen.

The elongated chump slim rider

Ladies and gentleman little girl Joan winters

so they've completed the survey

this comparison is just the same as the old champion

mind a fragrant

Malmo comes back to me

Richmond Richmond Hill

my heart stood still some chanting

seemed Botswana frog on the Thames below

I recall kissing

when the stars looked

sub Richmond

we could soon rich

rich longer seen the Lotus Land

no

I knew

ladies and gentlemen,

we proudly present the Ganju brothers and

your Anita with the Morning Glory girls in our augmented

sin postulate?

Bla

Now you do justice to rehearsals burns.

Your van is quite all right. How will I show up again?

Come on, come on. Come on.

What's the matter? I feel just like you do

when you're taking off on the radio with Germany.

I know lifts going up and down inside as well.

I'm glad glad yes proves you're an artist.

Only the duds. Keep calm.

Come on, kid. Good afternoon.

Ladies and gentlemen.

We now have the honor to present Sergeant pilot kit burns,

grandson of the famous Kip burns who's taught here in the past.

For this occasion Mr. Net dar renowned composer of the big boys,

if you were the only girl in the world, let the great big world keep
turning

and a host of other successes, has written a special number

and titled The Song of the marching men.

Mr. AR himself will be at the piano

whilst we have the honor to announce the playing it for us

will be the band of His Majesty's Coldstream Guards,

ladies and gentlemen

and kick Ah

the heart of a man you would understand

ask him know if he'd bow to the ground

when he found that a woman was threatening his mother to marry

me here's this whole note

from him with a call to way

more freedom say the spirit

goes beyond and

it's called leaping

like a roll of drums no trial runs here

so find a welcome this is our band and

to keep it safe we'll fight though

Hill comm call this whole

no child

prove to the world

once again

put his mind right.

No time

right