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"Momma's boy..."

"Momma's boy..."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"He was brought up as an Englishman,\Nbut he behaves like a Punjabi now."

"He used to a gentleman,\Nnow he acts like he's Indian royalty,"

"He used to moody,\Nhe is now rude as well,"

"Momma's boy..."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"I pampered him, but he is useless."

"He borrowed money from\Neveryone and put us under debt,"

"He never has any money,\Nhe is an idler,"

"I don't say that you give him a car,"

"I just want you to\Nmake his life meaningful,"

"I want someone to give my son a job."

"I want someone to give my son a job."

"I want someone to give my son a job."

"My mother has a lot of dreams,"

"She has a lot of desires,"

"I have ruined them all,"

"Her pampered brat is trouble."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"This momma's boy is a mess,"

"This momma's boy keeps partying,"

"This momma's boy picking up a fight,"

"This momma's boy keeps\Ngetting into trouble,"

"My... baby boy who was born\Nand brought up abroad acts desi now."

"I had made him a gentleman,\Nbut he now behaves like a rustic,"

"He has become lazy,\Nhe has become crazy,"

"He is also ignoring his studies."

"My baby boy who was born\Nand brought up abroad acts desi now."

"He addresses me as ma instead of mom,"

"He just thrashed Tom,"

"He keeps getting into fights,"

"He keeps getting into trouble."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"There is no one like a mother,"

"She can read your eyes, she is crazy,"

"She'll pull your ears,\Nshe'll slap you,"

"I treat my mother as god."

"This momma's boy is hot tempered,"

"This momma's boy is very stubborn,"

"He keeps fighting with everyone,"

"He has become so rustic."

"Momma's boy..."

"Momma's boy..."

"Momma's boy..."

"Momma's boy..."

From the day she broke my heart,

I haven't been sleeping well.

I have been to many doctors.

I took a lot of pills.

But nothing helped.

Then what happened?

One day,\Nmy friend gifted me Titlis blanket.

When I lied down with the blanket,

I slept like a baby.

I had very nice dreams.

I didn't get a single bad dream.

If you too want to have nice dreams,

then use...

Titlis Blanket!

Titlis Home Furnishing.

The way of smart living.

Goodbye, sweet dreams.

And cut.

Okay?

Didn't you hear, when a baby goes\Nto sleep at night in a far off village,

the mother says, get up son,\NSurjeet has brought milk for you.

Pick them up and tell the\Nworld how good this milk is.

Surjeet Dairy.

Surjeet Dairy!

Drink some milk,\Nit will stop the shivering.

I'll drink all your milk, Surjeet!

And cut!

- It went well.\N- Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Give me my money, Bagga.

If you want to do more\Nads then forget about the money.

And if you don't want to do more ads,\Nthen I won't give you any money.

Here's your payment.

What is this?

Money.

How much?

Count it.

There is nothing to count.

I knew it's not enough\Nas soon as it came into my hands.

Give us the money we are due.

We worked in an ad.

You are paying us like we cleaned\Nthe sofas and removed cobwebs.

You should go and talk to my boss.

We'll talk to your boss.

We aren't scared of your boss.\NLet's go talk to the boss.

- What are you saying?\N- We are scared of the boss.

Boss will keep this as well.

Keep this as well?\NWhat are we fourth graders?

- Let's go.\N- Listen.

Can I help you?

What is this?

Get up.

Sit down.

What is this?

We have done 5 ads with you.

And this is all you are paying us?\NDon't treat us like paupers.

That's all you'll get.

Take it or leave.

Fine.

You might owner of this agency,

But we too are owners.

Owners of what, huh?\NWe stay on rent.

We have pride.

Pride?

What are you saying?

What does pride have to do with us?

If our pride finds out,

that she has hired me,

then will pride think about me?

Stupid.

We have no pride.

Give us our money.

Take it and leave.

Give her a pauper's curse.

You should avoid a pauper's curse.

A pauper's curse is very powerful.

We had cursed someone.

He took our money.

Why?

Because we had cursed\Nhim before we took the money.

Oh my...

Get out. Leave.

Out!

Fine, she boss.

Don't ever call us again.

"Come and do my ad."

I hire many like you every day.

I gave you work and\Nnot the other way around.

Do you pay the ones you\Nhire or you fire them like us?

Security!

- No, no, no.\N- Don't bother.

We'll leave on our own.

Excuse me.

You were too rude, Sehej.

You need to maintain relationships.

Relationships hold no value.

Money is everything.

Got it?

File?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bagga, will we ever make it big?

What are you expecting?

People make fool of us.

People make us crazy.

People made us debtors.

What else do you want to be?

I want to be a hero.

Don't you think we should pay\Nsomeone to place an ad to become famous?

Have you lost your mind?\NHow many times have I told you

never to talk about\Ngiving money to others?

My heart sinks.

You should...

Badshah!

- We should get ourselves cursed.\N- Should we run?

No. We will get hurt\Nand she will come home.

Don't you have any shame?

What if we say yes?

I thought you were decent\Nmen when I met you in the Gurudwara.

I thought he is a king of hearts.

But you disappeared with my fees!

Give me my money.

I was a king of hearts back then.

And we didn't disappear with your fees.

We did charity.

Charity? How?

- We gave the money to the poor people.\N- Yes.

- Which poor people?\N- I gave it to Gora.

And I gave it to Bagga.

Don't fool me.

Just give me my money.

You are getting worried for no reason.

We didn't take your money for free.\NWe'll pay interest.

You are making interest on your money.

You just sit back and enjoy life.

I don't want the interest.\NJust give me my money back.

- We don't have any.\N- What are you saying?

Are you crazy?\NWhat will she think?

It will hurt her feelings.

We were just going to get\Nyour money and we met you instead.

Do one thing.

We have a long distance to travel.

We need some cab money.

Give us cab fare and we'll\Nquickly go get your money.

Why should I give you the cab fare?

Whose money are we going to get?

Mine.

We are going to get it.

So why should we pay the cab fare?

Here.

Add it to the rest.

Add it to what?\NGive it back.

Why?

Whose money is that?

- Mine.\N- Whose work is it?

Mine.

And we are going to get it.

And we should pay the cab fare?\NThis is great.

This is not fair. Are we crazy?

Fine.

But I want my money today itself.

You will get your money.

But don't add this into that.

This is extra.

Yes.

Go.

Here, play a peppy song.

- A peppy song?\N- Yes.

- Then why did you bring it along?\N- Mom?

Mom?

Your son is bad.

He won't return our money.

He doesn't return anyone's money.

Aunt, we'll take our\Nmoney today at any cost.

Take it.

Who is stopping you?

- Mom.\N- Yes.

Tell us, what is our fault?

Your fault is that\Nyou gave him the money.

Don't talk about the\Nmoney in front of me.

Watch the song and dance.

He is dancing his heart out.

Come on, dance.

Why aren't you dancing?

Dance, Mr. Goggles.

Very good.

- Come on, come on, dance.\N- Where did they come from?

- Why aren't you dancing?\N- Huh?

- Just go for it, Gora.\N- Come on.

You guys good?

Comfortable?

Forget our comfort\Nand give us our money.

Money?

Money is not a big deal.\NLook, I have the money with me.

I have a lot of money.\NI am saving up.

I'll pay all of it at one go.\NLet it go.

Don't tear the money.

- That's all?\N- Give it here.

No problem.

Consider it as the first installment.

And the rest?

The rest...

I'll pay that as well. I'll\Npay that as well in a couple of days.

It's not a big deal.

Your couple of days never end.

We'll come back tomorrow\Nat the same time.

If you don't pay us

then we'll take all the things\Nin your house and sell them.

That seems fine.

You can sell these things if\Nyou don't get the money by tomorrow.

It's not a big deal.\NIt seems like a sensible thing to do.

Okay?

Would like some tea and refreshments?

Don't bother about tea and refreshments.

Just make sure you settle\Nour accounts tomorrow.

Don't worry about it.

Be cool.

See you, aunty.

Gora? Come here.

They will take everything tomorrow.

Let them, grandma.\NIt doesn't belong to us.

It belongs to the landlord\Nwhose rent is also due.

- But now that they know where I stay,\N- Yes.

they'll come back tomorrow.

So?

Gora?

Why don't you repay the few\Npeople you owe and get rid of them?

If only there were only a few of them.

I owe a lot of people, grandma.

- I won't be able to repay them all.\N- I am going to die.

I thought I'd live\Na luxurious life with you.

But you don't even let me a proper meal.

Bagga's place is close.\NYou can eat all you want there.

You can lead a luxurious life there.\NYou won't get a reason to complain.

Come on, it's not too far away now.

Gora!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma? Are you okay?

Thank God, she is alive.

You know she has undergone\Nliver transplant.

You still make her exert so much?

Don't you have any shame?

Are you mad?

You want to send her for Olympics?

Your carelessness will...

Oh, look at her eyes.

Her eyes suggest that she\Nsuffers from 20% kidney damage.

You want to take out my kidney as well?

Don't worry, grandma.

You cannot change kidneys at this age.

- Thank god.\N- It's 20%.

As it reaches 100%,\Ngrandma will kick the bucket.

You are able to be\Nwith her only thanks to me.

- God bless that patient.\N- Who?

Who died at the right time\Nand we transplanted her his liver,

with these hands.

With these hands,\NI passed the scalpel to Dr. Smith.

I think you should perform\Na test to make sure.

I am performing a test. It's not\Nlike I am one-day or T20 match here.

You have no sense.

I meant a blood test.

Oh, I'll took her blood.

I didn't take any money.

Bagga.

Listen carefully.

I won't leave until you pay me.

Why can't you enter\Nlike everyone else does?

They will think that\Nyou came out of the fridge.

What is going on in the house?

How many times have I told\Nyou not to wear landlord's clothes.

I have to wash all the clothes.

Why aren't you answering my question?

I already told you.

Where did you get them from?

Get them?\NWhat are the cash envelopes?

Who are they?

They are very nice people.

Who are these nice people?

He is my friend and she is his grandma.

You have too many friends.

You cannot bring them home with family!

We are staying here\Nwith great difficulty.

And you brought them here!

This is my house and\Nnot a cricket ground.

Is there a match going on\Nthat everyone can come and watch?

Or is there a board at the\Nentrance that says come one come all.

Who are they?

Throw them out!

They will pay half the rent.

They are such nice people.

Look at the glow on their faces.

Why are they on the sofa?

Give them my bedroom.

Since when did you have a bedroom?

Shut up and stay here.

Safri.

Bachchan.

You are safe.

I have her reports.\NHow can you say she is safe, huh?

- Who are you?\N- Doctor.

- Why are you here?\N- To paint the house.

Don't listen to the doctors.

Sweets, fritters, snacks, sweetmeats...

You can make these?

You should eat them.

Doctor has told her not to have them.

Which idiot doctor said that?

I'd break his teeth\Nif he'd said that to me.

Doctor's word is the final word.

My decision is the final decision.

We are getting grandma treated.\NThis isn't your father's party.

Wait.

Look at me.

I don't want to.

Look at this.

- Don't do that, she isn't well.\N- Stop it.

Henceforth...

Don't approach me.

What?

I mean, I have never taken a pill.

You look like you have\Nnever even taken a proper meal.

I have never been to a doctor.

You should exercise.

Don’t bother these little things.

- You know why?\N- Why?

You live only once.

Greetings.

Ms. Bachchan,

don't assume that I've\Nalways been this poor.

My father had acquired\Na lot wealth and property.

But drugs took them all away.

Your father was an addict?

No, I was.

I used to do drugs.

I ruined everything.

Then he threw me out.

Then I decided.

Then whatever I made,

I made it on my own.

You still stay in a rented house.

What did you make on your own?

I made a decision.

Be strong.\NHave some sweets, Bachchan.

Why did you drop the formality?

We are close now.

Don't make me slap you.

We are close he says.

Don't take stress.\NHow many times have I told you

that the root cause\Nof all diseases is stress?

I am only worried about my grandson.

I want him to get married\Nwhile I am still alive.

Consider it down.

Now that we are friends?

Who says we are friends?

Broomstick! Behave!

You misunderstood.

I mean we are getting close,\Nforming a relationship...

Our relationship is growing.

I'll find a match for him.

Who will want their\Ndaughter to marry him?

He doesn't have his own house.

He doesn't make a dime.

How will he look after his kids?

If I can be trusted with\Nsomeone's daughter then so can he.

Have some sweets.

No.

Don't you want your boy to get married?

- I do.\N- Then you'll have to eat it.

Here.

Congratulations.

Congratulations to you too.

They'll have kids in six months,\Nthen we'll get them married.

Then they'll have kids,\Nthen we'll get them married...

Stop it.

I wanna see you all sitting up straight.

Yes, you at the back.

And put your best\Nlistening skills on it.

Okay, can we do that?

- Yes.\N- Yes.

Okay.

Ruby, could you go up first please?

My father is my courage and strength.

When I grow up,\NI wanna be just like my dad.

He's the world's greatest father.

He's always there for me.

My dad is a doctor.

He helps save lives.

My father is a spy.

No, thank you.

But miss, Kevin's lying.

I live right next door to\Nhim and I've never seen his father.

Kevin, your mom's lying to you.

You do not have a father.

That's enough, thank you, Danny.

Kevin, you can go\Nand sit down if you like.

Okay class,\Nit's now time for readings,

so get your reading books out,\Nnow please.

So, how was your day?

How was your day!

Where's my dad?

All children have a father\Nwith them on father's day.

My dad didn't even call me.

You know we need new video games.

Let's go directly to a toy store.\NLet's go.

Then we'll have a pizza party?

Followed by your favourite ice-cream.\NHmm?

What do you think?

- Mom?\N- Hmm?

Where is my dad?

Fine, today is a yes day.

Yes, for everything from your momma.

Kevin, it's homework time.

Where's my dad?

Kevin...

Kevin...

Kevin, it's time for bed.

Where's my dad?

Kevin... why?

Why are you being like this?

- Listen to me.\N- No!

You lied to me.

I think I don't have a dad.

I think you've always been lying to me.

No!

He would have called otherwise!

How many times have I told\Nyou that your dad is a spy?

He has gone for a top-secret mission.\NNo one knows where he is.

But now that are insisting so much,\NI'll try to contact him.

It is very risky, Kevin.\NBut...

I think he will come\Nhome this time around.

Are you sure?

Yes, I think so.

Okay then, I'll talk to you\Nand go to school after he comes home.

I love you.

To be a good husband,\Nyou need a good wife.

To be a good wife,\Nyou need a good husband.

Now the question is,\Nwhere will you find them?

You will find them\Nand Husbandandwife.com.

You can buy,

or rent everything these days.

But you cannot buy or rent a husband.

These relationships\Nare formed out of love.

To find your life partner\Ngo to Husbandandwife.com.

Go to Husbandandwife.com,

and form good relationships.

Enjoy your relationships!

Get ready, Bachchan.

- I am ready.\NDance.

Your boy is destined\Nto be with such a sweet girl.

- Should I show you her picture?\N- Show it to me.

Look over here.

Good Lord!

He's all I have.

You think I'd marry him to her?

It's better than him staying single.

You are still alive and kicking for now?\NBut what about after you die?

She will at least\Nmake sure that he eats.

And if you think that'll\Ntake care of him after you die then...

No, never! Nothing!

I am dying to throw him out as well.

She earns 150,000 a year.

- I see.\N-Your son will lead a good life.

She is a little elder to him.

But you should broaden your mind.

The more you broaden your\Nmind the younger she'll look to you.

Who will convince Gora?

You will.

Gora!

Come here.

Only fortunate ones get\Nto celebrate this auspicious day!

Only fortunate ones get\Nto celebrate this auspicious day!

What's the occasion?

We have a wedding to plan for.

- You're planning a wedding?\N- Yes.

Congratulations.

Your wedding.

My wedding?

Yes.

Fine.

Look over here.

Here.

What is wrong?

No, grandma.

You are saying no to me?

Safri, tell them we are not interested.

I have never said no to you, grandma.

But how can I marry her?

Marry anyone you like.

Only I know with what great\Ndifficulties I raised you.

I thought I've a couple of more years.

But you said no to me.

You can marry anyone you like.

I am dead to you and you are dead to me.

You know I never say no to you.

But... Pinder?

Where is my money?

Oh no.

Who is she?

Your... your daughter-in-law!

That's why I said no to you.

Come, come.

- Come.\N- Yes! Yes! Yes!

- Congratulations!\N- You... sister-in-law!

Sister-in-law!

Please play along or grandma will die.

Seek her blessings.

Isn't she beautiful?

Seek grandma's blessings.

My sister-in-law!

Come, let's see her blessings.

What have you done!

- You got married without informing me?\N- Grandma!

Grandma!

Why are you wasting my\Ntime if you want her dead?

You should have told me.

I'd give her an injection\Nand she'd kick the bucket.

You don't pay the fees\Nand you keep slapping me.

I am talking to them.

It's my death you're talking about.

Here. Hold it.

Hold it well.

Oh no, her blood\Npressure is fluctuating.

What?

I had troubling saying\Nthat in the first place.

It is going like this.

Gora!

Listen to me.

You come with me.

You enjoy your illness.

Go, clear your throat first.

- You shouldn't say anything\N- Get up.

- that'll give her a shock, Gora.\N- Get up.

Hmm.

Because she could have a heart attack.

I don't understand you, doctor.

You just said her brain would blow up.

Now you are saying that\Nshe'll have a heart attack.

You always come up with a new illness.

According to you she\Nwon't even survive an hour.

With what you are doing,\NI doubt she'd survive an hour.

What are you saying?

Doctor's word is the final word.

- Gora.\N- Grandma's calling you.

You broke my heart.

You got married without informing me.

I didn't break your heart, grandma.

You faint even before I can have my say.

I didn't marry her.

She is my girlfriend.

Her name is Pinder.

She had come here\Nto talk about marriage.

Right, Pinder?

Yes, right.\NI am here to talk about our marriage.

Your parents?

They have said no.

Let them say no. why should we care?

Tell me, did you find her beautiful?\NDo you like her?

You wanted me to get married, right?

Don't crowd her. Give way.

Bachchan?

I have brought piping\Nhot fritters with cold sweets.

You will enjoy them.

Here, eat.

Bagga, I'll end up killing\Nyour uncle. Save him.

You say that everything\Nand then forget about it.

You can kill me after she eats.

Try them.

They are so cold.

It's mine.

That's yours and this is mine.

Hello?

Mr. Gora,\Nthis is Sehej from Yellow Duck--

I know who you are.\NI still have your number.

I haven't deleted it as yes.

But good that you reminded me.\NI'll delete it right away.

I'm sorry.

Sorry?

Mr. Gora.

Don't be so formal.

It's obvious you are faking it.

Did you call the give us our dues?

Yes, I was thinking\Nabout clearing your balance.

There is one more thing.

I have a big project.

You know, Mr.\NGora, you are a great artist.

You shouldn't be doing\Nsmall jobs like ads.

Did you really release\NGora's actual talent?

Are you trying to\Ncast Gora into a movie?

Yes, you can consider it as a movie.

But yes, come alone.

Come on, she boss.

You have started calling Gora\Nalone now that he has become a hero.

Okay, thank you, bye-bye.

Ugh! Ugh!

What was that?

I am your grandma's daughter-in-law?

Her life is dependent on that lie.

Please don't kill her with the truth.

I won't. Please just give me my fees.

They will throw me out of the college

Don't say please.

I have given you such a nice job.

You know my grandma.\NYou know where I stay.

- Okay? You can come whenever you want...\N- This is your tenth house!

Seventh.

Anyway, leave it.

You know my grandma, don't you?

Grandma isn't capable of running away.

You can take the money from her.

Let me tell you something.

You only need to pretend to be her\Ndaughter-in-law for another year or two.

Mr. Gora, would you be a daddy?

Daddy?

I want to be a hero and\Nyou are making me a daddy?

Is that why you called me here?

Will you be my son's daddy?

You want to be an actress as well?

I'll be your hero.

Fine.

I can help you with that.

It's not for a movie.

Will you be my son's daddy for real?

I know I am handsome.

You cannot convince me so easily.

If we are getting married then it's okay.

I'll have to convince you, huh?\NYou think you are Leonardo DiCaprio?

Hello! Don't curse me in English.\NI know English.

He's a Hollywood actor.

Okay! Then it's fine.\NHe's a newbie?

Listen to me.

I got divorced while I was pregnant.

After that I lost\Nfaith in relationships.

I stayed alone. It's just me and my son.

Since birth, he has only\Nknown his mom and not his dad.

You are a modern woman, but why me?

Because I want a man\Nwho is ill-mannered, idiot,

who has a low class,\Nilliterate, uneducated, a loser...

A zero.

Enough.

And I fit the role?

Yes.

Really?

Fine.

Don't get angry, Mr. Gora.

I want my son to hate his father.

And I think he'll hate you for sure.

I mean anyone can hate you.

You know, you're just that type.

Okay.

Let's discuss the money then.

Yes, I was thinking...

No, I'll decide my fees.

I used to charge you 100\Npounds per day for doing ads.

But you never paid me that much.\NYou always gave me 60 pounds. Okay?

But I won't charge 100 pounds for this.

2000 pounds for 20 days.\NTell me if you are okay with it.

What?

That's too much.

The way you insulted me,\Nanyone one with pride would have left.

I am keeping my pride\Naside for a moment.

It's because I need the money.\NSo, I want that I quoted.

Now you decide.

Fine.

Okay.

One more thing.

I told my son that\Nhis dad is a spy in USA.

He has gone for a mission.\NFor a top-secret mission.

A spy?

Yes, I told Kevin that you are a spy.

Who is Kevin?\NWhy should we tell Kevin anything?

Can't we keep it between us?

My son's name is Kevin.\NPlease remember that.

You should clear the matter.

Kevin's my son. I am his daddy.

You are my wife.

Fake. Fake wife.\NWe are acting.

You should send me your address\Nalong with Kevin's picture,

and your job will be done.

- Dean done.\N- What?

Dean...

- Deal! Deal done.\N- Deal... deal done.

Okay.

This is the only word\NI have a problem with.

Everything else is fine.

Learn to speak in English.

It will look natural.\NPlease.

Okay.

Please have your drink.\NHow about some advance?

Kevin...

Come. Come give momma a hug.

Mom, you know I am not talking to you.

Okay.

I had good news for you.

But I guess you are not interested.

- So I will leave.\N- Mom!

- I am going.\N- Is Daddy coming?!

- I...\N- Fine, you can leave.

I finally located your dad.

He'll be here tomorrow morning.

Mom, you are the greatest mom ever!

Happy?

Yes!

Oh my love!

Kevin...

Looks like you don't\Nknow that I am a renowned spy.

Do you have any idea that\Nour lives are always at risk?

A sniper could be hiding anywhere.

He always shoots right on the\Nforehead and puts a hole in there.

Wow!

You can meet me now.

Come on, my son.

Daddy, I missed you a lot.

Where have you been?

I missed you too, son.\NI missed you so much.

I was right here.\NLook.

I...

I kept surviving\Nlooking at your picture.

Daddy, this is my latest picture.

How did you get it?

Mummy said it's hard\Nto get in touch with you.

Spies know everything.

You cannot hide anything\Nfrom spies, son.

You come give me a hug.

I am starving.

Give me something to eat.\NLet's get out of here.

Daddy?

Won't you greet mummy?

You are seeing her\Nafter such a long time.

Mummy?

She resides in my heart, son.

We have booked each other for eternity.

But if you insist... Hello, Sehej.

- Hi.\N- How do you do?

- Good.\N- Okay, fine.

Okay. Let's go.

Daddy, won't you hug mummy?

Hug?

Hug.

I should hug her.

For...

For the sake of our son's happiness.

Let's go now.

Let me get you something to eat.

Okay son, let's eat.\NI've already said that I am starving.

Which agency do you work for, daddy?

I work for the ad agency.

Ad agency?\NThe same place where mummy works?

Mummy works at an ad agency.\NRight.

No son, I work for the add agency.

I add myself into any agency.

So add agency.

Daddy, I mean to say out of RAW,\NISE, CIA, MI6, Mossad, J2?

Which agency do you work for, daddy?

There are so many of them?

You didn't know.

I mean there are so many of them.\NI am telling you.

You know about all of them.

You have taken after your father.

He is so smart.

Which agency do you work for?

I...\NI work with all of them, son.

I have friends all over.

But I mainly work for the Punjab Police.

Punjab Police has\Ncontacts with all them.

They join forces with any\Nof them and send me on missions.

Punjab Police?

Papa is very tired.

You can talk to him at night.

Papa needs rest.

Go on, papa.

Oh yes.\NYes, papa is very tired.

You are interrogating a tired spy.

You have me home after such a long time.

The least you can do\Nis let me eat in peace.

I don't want to sit with you.

Mummy, why is daddy being so rude?

Well, that's how all dads behave.

Now come on, finish your lunch.

Daddy, mission?

Forget the mission.\NCome on, let's sleep.

No, don't sleep here.\NGo sleep in that room.

Your mom's sleeping in that room.

That's why I am asking\Nyou to go sleep in that room.

It's not right for me to go sleep there.

Go sleep with mom, daddy.

Go.

I should.

But you should come with me.

What will I do there all alone?

- Me?\N- Yes.

What are you doing here?

Mummy, daddy says that\Nwe will sleep with you tonight.

Excuse me?

For the sake of our son's happiness?

Any problem?

No!

No problem.

No problem.

No problem.

- Mummy?\N- Hmm?

Are you upset with daddy?

No.

What makes you think that?

Then why are you sleeping\Nso far away from us?

No, I am comfortable over here.

Momma, come, come, come, come.

Daddy, come, come, come.

Mummy, come.\NDaddy, come.

Daddy! Momma!

Come no.

There you go.\NTurn off the lights.

No!

Why?

Your daddy is scared of darkness.

So no lights off, okay?

Daddy, being a spy\Nyou are scared of darkness?

Yes. No.

I used to be.

I did a couple of missions in the dark.\NI am no longer scared of the dark.

We can turn the lights off.

For the sake of our son's happiness.

Fine, I'll turn off the lights.

Jeeta, you sold me a fan.

Yes, I did.

But it didn't work.

I sold it to you because it didn't work.

Wait, you.. Take your fan back.

Wait you, I'll give you the fan.

Gora!

What is this?

Yes, my lady?

This is how you prepared?

Is this what spies do?

Hey, I came prepared to be a spy.

Bagga showed me two Hollywood movies.

That's why I knew about James Bond.

You should have watched a few more.

I could have, but there\Nwere only two available in Hindi.

Others were in English.

I am doing quite well.

Well?

You look like a fool.

You want me to look like a fool.

You want your son to hate me,

so that you mission to be impossible.

Not impossible,\NI want it to be possible.

Fine, then it should be possible.

Forget it.

08:00am,\Nyou are dropping Kevin to school.

02:00pm, you are dropping him off.

Half an hour rest.

Half an hour games, then homework.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Daddy, kissy!

Mummy, kissy!

Daddy, kiss mummy!

For the sake of our son's happiness?

We kissed.\NWe kissed.

Go, we don't want to be late.\NGuess what?

Papa will drop you to school today.

Yay!

Yes! Bye-bye!

You, get this straight.

I have made my son happy.\NI don't want to go overboard now.

Do you see this line?

Do not cross it.

- Daddy... do you do action like James Bond?\N- Yes, son?

Yes, I do a lot of action.

I did a lot of action during\Nmy last mission in Canada.

Daddy, but mummy said\Nyou were in America.

I was in America?

Then Canada must be before that.

I have shown all the\Naction live to mummy.

But mummy said she couldn't\Nget in touch with you.

Oh you thought your mummy.

Mummy, Officer Mummy.

His code name was Mummy.

We need to keep code names, son.

Daddy, what if I need to talk to you?

Call me whenever you want.

It's not a big deal.

But mummy said it's very\Ndifficult to locate you.

Your mummy...

If I tell everything to\Nyour mummy then I am no spy!

Okay!

Do you use a gun?

Ask mummy.

Sorry, daddy.

You think being a spy is a joke.

You think it's a very simple thing.

You know how we have risk\Nour lives for our missions?

We have to work day and night.

I am doing this for you.\NWho else will do this for?

You don't realise anything.

Your daddy just came home and\Nyou are bombarding him with questions.

Don't you know what you\Nshould ask or shouldn't ask?

- Daddy...\N- Have some sense.

I thought you are smart.

What are you saying, man?

Don't make a face and do it.

Do it from your heart.

I bought them especially...

Get some water.

Have some sweets.

It will go down.\NHave some sweets.

Who is he?

Go away! Shoo! Go away! Shoo!

Gora! Gora itself!

He is one of us.

Did you steal someone's clothes?

You have resorted to stealing, son?

No, grandma.

I became an actor.\NI am very rich in the movie.

See, how rich I look.

My clothes are so nice.

- Oh my my.\N- Nice clothes.

- Gora, my friend!\N- Bagga, my friend!

Damn you to hell for that\Nbad spy training you gave me.

- What happened?\N- The child almost caught me.

Which child?

The child who is playing my son.\NSehej's son.

Why is Sehej's son playing as your son.

Sehej is playing my wife in the movie.

The one from the ad agency?

- Yes.\N- She is playing your wife?

Yes.

- I'll tell you everything.\N- Your wife?

Please give me my money back.

Grandma keeps making\Nme do all the chores.

I am not her servant.

I'll give you the money, Pinder.

That water was for grandma!

Get her some more. It won't kill you.

Go.

You should have told her\Nto give your friend a role as well.

I told her.

What did she say?

She said she wanted a good actor.

So I am not a good actor?

- No, I told her...\N- You broke my heart.

- Bagga.\N- I am crying.

- I told her.\N- What?

But she didn't agree.

Why didn't she agree? You must\Nhave not said it from your heart.

I said it from my heart.

Gora.

That was for grandma.

So what?

He is your husband...

future husband.

Massage my shoulders.

Son, if you don't get any acting gigs

then your uncle has\Nspoken to a store owner.

You will get 2 pounds\Nan hour if we work hard.

And you will get one meal free.

- Grandma.\N- Yes?

We are going to be very rich.

Didn't you see my clothes?

I am playing a rich man in the movie.

We will get a lot of money.

I will fill the house with money.

You too will see it and\Nsay that's a lot of money.

You need to repay a few people as well.

I'll repay them.\NWhy would I not repay them?

Yes, son. What will we\Ndo with that much money anyway?

We don't even have a bank account.

Daddy,\Nmummy also appeared for the spy exams?

Yes, she did.

But she was caught cheating.

She failed and I passed.

You know how intelligent I am.

I became the "Next Level" spy.

Someone's laughing a lot.\NHaving fun?

Why are you so rude, mummy?

Right. I am very rude.

- Yes.\N- I am rude!

Rude!\NI am very rude!

Yes, you are rude.

Yes, I am very rude.

All papas are rude.

Don't get too friendly with me, okay?

I am a very rude man.

Moms are soft.

What are you doing here, Bagga?

Move aside.

It is not necessary that\NI do everything with you.

Today, I will get\Nwork using my own talent.

Forget the talent.\NThis isn't a film.

This is all real.\NI am the only one who is fake here.

But for the kid, I too am real.

For the mother, I am fake.\NI am pretending to be fake,

but I am still real.\NDon't mess this up.

Are you done?

Let's go.

Bagga...

Keep talking.

I hear you. I am not deaf.

What you did was not right.

You kept him.

What is the lacking in me?

Daddy? Who is he?

Son, I am...

Who is he?

Yes, who is he?

Son, I am your uncle.

Which uncle?

I brother, this sister.

Sister's brother, so your uncle.

Where have you been until now?

I...

- Where was I?\N- Where were you?

Yes, where was he?

Tell him.

Where was he? Tell us.

- Village. Our village. In our village.\N- I was in our village.

Sister, we are meeting\Nafter such a long time.

I cannot even get tears.

Let's discuss my payment now.

What's daddy's rate?

I am your brother, I want more money.

You can get another daddy,\Nbut you cannot get another brother.

- Shut up and come inside.\N- Sister.

Your uncle is here.

Why is he here?

Why is he here?

That's what I asked. Why is he here?

Yes, why is he here?\NThat's what I have been wondering about.

You must have told him.

Why would I tell him?

I told him that I am working in a movie.

Well done.

Thank you.

Thank you for what?\NThat's why he is here.

Movies for actors\Nis like makeup for girls.

Great.\NJust like alcoholics like meat,

singers like beat,\Nthieves like to cheat,

actors like movies\Nand audience likes front seats.

Well said, Gora.

Idiot! You're a complete idiot.

What do I do now?\NTell me, what should I do now?

You don't need to do anything.

We were supposed make him hate his dad.

Now we also have an uncle.

This is perfect.

We will make sure he hates\Nall relationships. Don't worry.

What the... I could... I could kill you.

Just lose confidence. Lose confidence.

Gora!

Go.

Uncle, you didn't talk\Nto mummy for so long?

We had bad network.

For this long?

We got network.

Then?

Then battery conked off.

For this long?

Gora!

Your mummy had called.\NShe told me.

Does he only have an uncle?

Are you not related to him?

Kevin, go and play.

We have such a nice garden.\NGo play with the sand.

Have fun.

I don't like dust.

Mummy says I can get\Ninfection if I'll in the sand.

Papa, tell me about your mission.

I forgot, mummy was calling you.

She asked me to send you inside.

- Go. Run. She has urgent work with you.\N- Mummy!

Now you know.

I got trapped unknowingly,

but you invited this trouble willingly.

Where are you, uncle? Hurry up.

How do I come? You shot me dead.

Tell me something,\Ndon't you known any simple games?

Stick and bale, skipping rope,\Nhide and seek, seven stones?

You only know these action games?

A single person keeps destroying homes.

Son, if this makes you happy\Nthen just slap me a couple of times.

What game do I play with\Nyou that will make you happy?

Jump! Jump! Jump, uncle! Jump!

Yes! Yes!

Uncle, for me! You promised!

Yes!

Bagga, he will make us go crazy.

Just crazy?\NHe is a small but dynamic bomb.

One second I was superman\Nthe next second I was a horse.

Gora, we cannot be classy like him,

but we can make him rustic like us.

Bagga, you don't have any brains.

So how did you come\Nup with such a nice idea?

I used my lungs.

Gora, our kidneys work.

- Our lungs work fine as well.\N- Yes.

Our heart works.

Then why don't we work?

The way she is making\Nme wear these tight suits,

I think soon my lungs\Ntoo will stop working.

- We never went to school.\N- Yes.

We drop him to school every day.

We pick him up every day.\NWe have such a sad life.

Indeed.

Daddy, hurry up.\NWe are late for school.

Hurry up.

Kevin, do you want to be a spy?

I do.

Spies don't go to school.

Then where do they go?

This is where spies are made.

On the ground.

On the ground.

Yes, son. By playing kabbadi.

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Flags of their pride are held high,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"They are agile and kind,"

"But they don't back out from a fight.

"They are not cute or innocent,\NThey are very cunning,"

"They avoid sugarcoating anything,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Flags of their pride are held high,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Their shirts are starched,\Ntheir boxes are full,"

"They make everyone pay their dues,"

"They are up with the sun,"

"They enjoy tea in big mugs,"

"They enjoy tea in big mugs,"

"They are good friends to have,"

"They don't shy away\Nfrom grabbing hands,"

Daddy, I had a lot of fun today.

Can we come here every day?

Of course. They won't stop us.

But daddy, we will have\Nto put in a sick leave in school.

Without telling mummy.

Only for a few days.\NI don't want your studies to suffer.

Fine.

Gora, every Punjabi\Nis rustic from within.

All they need is an opportunity.

Bagga, you keep an eye outside.

She is not here. Come in.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go.\N- Come on, come in.

- Mission, all the best.\N- All the best.

Go.

I go?

You won't go?

How are you a spy if I go do it?

Do you want to be a spy?

I do.

This is your first mission.\NGo do it.

All the best.

Hurry up.

Keep an eye for mummy.

Gora is an excellent spy.

Type without any worries.

Take your time to type.

Mission successful!

Yes!

Which mission?

Mission to find you. Success.

- We found you.\N- We found you.

We won.

- Let's go, Kevin. It's time to study.\N- Yes.

Yes, let's go.

It's important that you study.

Come along.

And sending that mail\Nis even more important.

"First things first,"

"I'ma say all\Nthe words inside my head,"

"I'm fired up and tired\Nof the way that things..."

Kevin...

What are you singing?

You are a Punjabi.\NSing a Punjabi song.

"I'll come pack you up,\Nget ready, girl"

"Your beloved has rented a ride,"

"Come let's go for a drive."

"Twinkle, hey, twinkle..."

"Twinkle little star,"

"Up above the world..."

You continue. You know how it goes.

Uhoo!

Cuddles!

Can I have a word with you?

Yes?

I hired you so that\NKevin hates his father.

And not so that you become\Nthe father of the year.

Don't use your brains.\NJust do as I say.

I am going to my parents' house.

Don't do anything wrong after I leave.

I mean don't do anything\Nright after I leave.

Take him with you.

Just do as I say.

Fine, I'll do it.\NI just have a small request.

Can you repeat what you had just done?

What?

Uhoo, cuddles!

That's so funny!

Shut up.

Bye, love.

- Bye.\N- See you.

How's your son?

- Good, mom.\N- How's work, good?

- All good, mom.\N- That's good.

Mom... why can't dad stop farming?

Let him do it.

He doesn't know anything else.

We helped him start 3-4\Nbusinesses but all of them failed.

He used to give things away for free.

That's why I got him back to farming.

That's what he is best at.

What are you two gossiping about?

Dad, I was just saying\Nthat you should dress well.

Why do you have to work in the farm?

You used to eat sand\Nwhen you were a kid.

Look at your talk now.

I mean dad, you are free now.

You should relax.\NEnjoy your life.

Son, your father loves only two things.

Gurdayal Kaur and farming.

I formed a relationship\Nwith her because of farming,

and I formed a relationship\Nwith farming because of her.

Gurdayal Kaur... love you.

Love you, Chand Singh.

Someone's showing a lot of affection.

What do I do?

At my age people show affection\Ntowards their grandchildren.

You never leave your son with us.

So I am affectionate\Ntowards your mother instead.

What is the name of your son?\NKeval.

Mom, Kevin?

Kevin. - Yes. Whatever.

Leave him with us for four days.

We too want to play with him.

I don't want to be rustic like you two.

Some come of age early.

- Daddy?\N- What?

They won't let me play.

Should I tell him how\Nwe deal with bullies in Punjab?

Of course,

that's all you know.

Yes, you are right.

A very simple question.

What?

Who started it?

They did.

What did they say?

They hit me.

Son, you never make\Nthe first move.

And you never back\Nout when it's your turn.

You thrash them.

Punjab always had to\Nfight for their rights.

Go thrash them.

What?

Crush them.

Crush them?

- Really?\N- Yes.

Very good.

I want Kevin to be a well-mannered,\Nsophisticated,

well-read,\Nsomeone like Prince William.

When he walks towards you,\Nyou should feel,

like a perfect English\Ngentleman is walking towards you.

You feel me?

Well done, kiddo.

You had your first fight today.

Have this to celebrate it.

It is a very powerful thing.

My granny used to feed it to me.

Granny?

My mummy's mummy.

- Oh, grandma!\N- Yes.

Here, have some milk.\NWith turmeric in it.

Wait, wait, wait. What happened?

Stop, take this away.

What happened?

He has come of age.\NIt's nothing.

- Are you crazy?\N- You worry for no reason.

- We need to call the doctor.\N- Have this.

- Keep it away.\N- Have some milk.

We need to call the doctor.\NI'll throw it on your face.

Yeah, I need to see Dr.\NSmith right away.

It's an emergency.\NPlease, it's an emergency.

Have a sip.

Thank you, thank you.

Have a sip.

I'll throw it on your face.

It's gonna sting a little bit, okay?

- You are overreacting.\N- You...

Okay, okay.

He's hurt.

It's okay.

It will be alright.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

What is he doing here?

Bagga? Gora?\NWhat are you doing here?

This frog...

What are you doing here?

I am here to treat the boy.\NI am not a salesman.

Excuse me, who are you?

Where is Dr. Smith?

He was busy so he sent me over.\NI am his head compounder.

Whatever.\NPlease, have a look at my son.

He's cute.

Will you treat him?

I see.

Your son is absolutely fine.

Daddy, I am absolutely fine.\NI just hurt my elbow.

Daddy?

He's not your daddy. He's my daddy.

Gora, you got married\Nand didn't even invite me?

You are a doctor and a dancer.\NWhy would he invite you?

Sister, I think you got this\Nchild from your previous marriage.

Come on you blabbering goat,

let me throw you out the door.

Without fees?

At least let me take my fees.

Who is this joker?\NWho is he?

I didn't call him here.\NYou had called him.

Why did you throw my things?

Don't you have any sense?

Listen carefully.

This stays between you, me, Gora,

Kevin, Kevin's mother and this house.

Don't worry.

You will never hear me talk about it.

You will hear people talk about it.

Have you lost your mind?\NDon't make me slap you.

What have you done to my son?

He is fine.\NHe is a strong lad.

You...

Stop.

- She has been cursing in English.\N- Sehej.

Sehej, look at my son.\NLook at what he's done to him.

This is not acceptable.

- It's disgusting behaviour.\N- No, it is.

Kevin, did you do that?

Kevin, did you do that?

Wait, you...

Get him away.

Get...

I am done with this.\NI am calling the police.

I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

You...

You taught my son how to curse?

You taught him to fight!\NYou made him rustic just like you!

Uncle!

Uncle! No!

- Uncle! Come here!\N- Who me?

- No, let's sit and talk.\N- Let me teach you a lesson.

- What have I done?\N- I won't spare you.

- Uncle! - You will teach\Nmy son how to curse, huh?

- Watch it.\N- You'll make him rustic, huh?

No, no, no. It's okay, son.

- Stand up. Get up.\N- You okay?

My brother from India.\NHe's so cute.

- She is so sweet.\N- You okay?

Kevin's Principal.\NPrincipal Gill.

How are you, Sehej?\NI came to see how Kevin was.

He... he's absolutely fine.\NWho told you about it?

I got an email yesterday.

You need some time off.\NHe is not well. What happened?

- Email?\N- Email?

I got an email.

- I sent an email?\N- To the school.

This female caught our email.

Get out!

- Okay, I'll say no worries. I'm going now.\N- No, not you. Not you, principal.

No worries. I'm going now.

you're going to stay here\Nand have a cup of tea with me.

- No, no, no, I can't.\N- Get out of my house.

Get out!

- I'll come back.\N- Get out!

You didn't leave?!

We had such a nice job.

We lost it because of you.

Why did you have to\Nmake the child so rustic?

Well done.\NDon't you have any shame?

- Shame? For what?\N- Who told me to do it?

Who told you?

You told me.

- I told you?\N- Yes.

I forget. I have this problem.

With what face do we go home now?

With this face.\NWe don't have two faces.

You say stupid things.

He shouldn't escape today.

What are they doing here?

Who is it?

Uncle.

Who kept these bed-sheets here?\NUncle!

- Hit him!\N- Cover him up!

They are beating him up.

Shouldn't we go rescue him?

No, are you crazy?

They will beat us up as well.

I am...

- Take the bed sheet off!\N- Give us our money back.

- Take the bed sheet off!\N- Give us our money back.

It's not him! Run!

Run!

Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

We lead such a sad life.

Here your uncle is being thrashed.\NAnd there, we got thrashed.

If we go here, uncle will thrash us.

If we go there, Sehej will beat us up.\NWhere do we go?

I have many ideas.\NYou only have to say yes.

I will do as you say.

I will even steal if you ask me to.\NJust tell me.

- Are you sure?\N- Yes.

Bring your ear closer then.

Huh?

You said you'd do it.

Isn't it risky?

It's not risky.

Oh sweetheart,\Ndad had to go on an important mission.

He could have said bye at least.

I agree.

He should have said bye to you,\Nbut this is how all dads are.

They are not concerned\Nabout their families.

Why should we bother when\Nthey aren't concerned about us?

That's why we don't need to be sad.

Cheer up.

Hmm?

We can get some ice cream.

Daddy!

No, we have to forget about daddy.

Kevin!

- Hello, Kevin! Hello, my son.\N- Mummy, daddy!

Huh?

- Oh my son...\N- Daddy!

How much I missed you.

Daddy...

I missed you.

Daddy, mummy said you went for a mission.

She didn't know when you will be back.

Mission?

- I am back.\N- I completed the mission and came back.

Your dad is an excellent spy.

Do one thing, go inside with your uncle.

- Let me have a word with your momma.\N- No...

Let's go, son.

Let's have some juice.

Come, my boy.

Let's go, uncle.

Now you...

Don't scold me.

If you say anything,\NI'll tell the truth to Kevin.

I don't know how\Nit would affect the kid.

You are blackmailing me?

You are so smart.

I am starving.

I will have potato\Nstuffed flatbreads today.

I will also have one\Nstuffed with cauliflower.

Let's go inside.

My foot!

Mummy, where's our stuffed flatbreads?

Stuffed flatbreads!

Oh, stuffed flatbreads!\NAwesome!

Get some for Kevin as well.

Yes. Where's mine?

Listen, get some butter.

I don't like it without butter.

I don't like it without curd.

It tastes amazing with it.

If your sprinkle some\Nblack pepper on the curd...

Delicious.\NSimply delicious.

Daddy, can you make\Ngranny's porridge for me?

Granny's porridge?

Let's go and have it with granny.

We are going to his granny's house.

No, you are not.

Okay.

Kevin, brace your heart.

I am about to tell you\Na life shattering truth.

He's just a kid.

Here it goes.

Fine.

We are going to his granny's house.

We are?

Then iron our ethnic clothes\Nand a nice ethnic dress for yourself.

Ethnic dress?

Go and touch your grandparents' feet.

Hello, grandpa.

God bless you.

Hello, granny.

I am so happy.\NOh, my baby!

Dear, this is how you\Nmade him an Englishman?

Then you should keep\Ndoing what you are doing.

You have made him more\Nrustic than we ever could.

And you too look like one.

What?

Punjabi.

- Punjabi.\N- Granny, daddy changed me.

Don't take his name. He is a bad man.

Daddy is a bad man?

He is so bad that he should\Nbe thrashed like there is no tomorrow.

Then we should apply black ink\Non his face, make him sit on a donkey

then we should beat him some more.

No.

Daddy, is grandpa angry with you?

- Huh?\N- He is not angry with me, son.

Fathers-in-law love\Nto tease their sons-in-law.

Look, I'll tickle him now.

- Hello, father. Hello, mother.\N- Don't.

Let's go inside, son.\NCome with me.

- We shouldn't talk when it's not necessary.\N- Let's go.

When did he become our son-in-law?

I had heard about sons\Nbetraying their parents,

have even daughters\Nstarted doing the same?

- Without telling us?\N- No.

What do we have left now?

We have no family\Nleft in this world now.

Forget the cars and the houses.

Let's go on a pilgrimage.

Mom, you don't need to get so emotional.

I didn't get married.

Let's go inside.\NI will tell you everything.

- Are you sure?\N- I am sure.

- Okay.\N- Let's go inside.

Mummy, let's go.

Daddy, you don't tell\Nme your spy stories anymore.

Oh yes, I used to be a spy.

What?

I am still one.\NBut I am a daddy now.

I am enjoying being a daddy.

You hire a daddy?

Like you hire a car?

Whatever.

Just remember that for Kevin,\Nhe is his real father.

I already have a lot of stress.

Please don't give me anymore stress.

He turned my son rustic and\Nhe made me wear this... this ethnic dress.

No matter what,\Nbut he got these two things right.

- Yes.\N- Hmm.

You now look like our Punjabi daughter.

Yes.

Control your tongues.

Don't tell Kevin that he is fake.

He keeps threatening me that\Nhe'd tell Kevin that he is fake.

What if he tells him?

He is crazy.

I wanted Kevin to hate his daddy.

But now I have started\Nfeeling as if I am fake.

Let's go sit on the tractor.

Tractor!

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"Flags of their pride are held high,"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

"They are momma's boy and\Nthey aren't ashamed to say it."

"Subjects never question their kings."

"He likes to speak the truth."

"He likes to hang liars."

"That's why rebels are born in Punjab!"

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

- "Swag suits Jatt boys,"\N- Grandpa!

"Flags of their pride are held high,"

- Grandpa? Pull it.\N- Yes?

What are they doing?

They?\NThey are picking vegetables, son.

Let's go see.

Yes, let's go.

Where are they taking my son?

He seems fine.

- He is so happy.\N- Stop.

Listen to me. Wait up, girl.

"My mustache tells you I am a landlord."

"I have behind me."

"Fighters never back out."

- Well done, go for it.\N- Be careful.

- Wait!\N- "They never backstab."

"Swag suits Jatt boys,"

Come on, pluck them.

Well done, Kevin.

- Put them in. Very good.\N- Look at him.

Pull it. Pull it harder.

Pull it, come on.

"I'll come pack you up, get ready, girl"

"Your beloved has rented a ride,"

"Come let's go for a drive."

Kevin!

Yes, mummy?

This...

What does yes mummy mean?

It means yes mummy.\NIt doesn't mean daddy.

Kevin, this dress that you are wearing...

go change it at once\Nand do your homework.

Kevin, go with uncle and sit in the car.

Papa wants to have a word with mummy.

I was saying, the car keys...

I won't give it to you.

No, no, no. I already took it.

Hello, honey bunny.

What you are doing is not right.

You don't know what I can do.

What? Nothing.

But you've got confidence.

Fine, let's make you lose it.

Points.

Small kid.

Fake daddy.

Fake uncle.

And a lying mother.

It will shatter a kid's heart.

What have I done!

I won't be able to go on.

She boss, are you okay? Fine?

Take care.

Good luck.

See you.

Fine.

That's how we'll play.

Go inside and have a snack.

Why do they open such stores\Nwhere they have an eye everywhere?

One cannot lift anything off.

Look Badshah, I am an illegal\Nimmigrant here because of you.

Don't feel bad about it.

We are used it.\NWe never think about it.

I am not talking about feeling bad.

I am talking about\Nbeing an illegal immigrant.

Look, just marry me and\Nmake my status legal here.

Marry you?

You think it is that\Neasy to get married.

My grandma has told me,\NGora, come what may,

never go for a fake contract marriage.

Fine then.

I'll go and tell grandma the truth.

I am okay to face my fate.

But you two too should face your fate.

What is my grandma's fault?

What is my fault?

Look, I am warning you.

marry me or I will tell\Nyour grandma the truth.

You know your grandma's heart is weak.

Damn! Damn!

I need time to think.

Fine.\NI'll give you time.

Have it, you hoggers.

Why do you worry?

I have a reason to worry.

She wants to marry me.

So what?

Take money from Sehej\Nand give it to her.

Well done.

Like Sehej has the money ready for us.

There is something known\Nas blackmailing as well.

We have her son with us.

He is a blank cheque

Use your brains and\Nwe'll have lots of money.

Let's go then.\NLet's go.

- Why are you taking that along?\N- She has paid for it.

Come, my son.

Why are you sitting outside?\NIs there a power outrage?

Kevin, go and change your clothes.

Take a shower and rest.

Yes.

- Go.\N- Mummy.

Kevin, march.

Been day drinking, she boss?

Perhaps because it was dark inside.

Now onwards you will do as I say.

Why would we do that, she boss?

Are you trying to blackmail us?

You are so smart.

You got it right in the first try.

Why did you have to ask?

On what basis are you blackmailing us?

Point.

Hmm.

Pinder.

You told her?

I don't talk to her much.

Uhoo!

I have more points.

Grandma.

Grandma's weak heart.

Fake liver. Grandma's...

It's so sad. It's so sad.

This is between the two of you.\NI'll get going.

- Hey!\N- No, no, brother.

Like someone said,\Nyou can get another daddy,

but you cannot get another brother?

You shouldn't listen to what others say.

No, no.

I need you more.

House servant.

You are perfect as my house servant.

Don't worry, Mr. Gora.

I'll give you 10 minutes.

Think it over.

Do you want to want to\Nlisten to me or should grandma...

I can't say it.

You were doomed from the very beginning.

I curse the moment when\NI listened to your advice.

Daddy, did mummy punish you?

No son, I like to do this.

Brother? - Hmm.

The place we are cleaning...

Looks like a witch decided to stay\Nhere as it stayed closed for 21/2 years.

As soon as you open the door,\Nshe goes "uhoo"!

Like we are scared of her.

That's enough, Bagga.

My legs have started aching.

Uhoo!

Stop it.

The witch is awake.

Come on.

Sit down.

Sit on the sofa.

No, thank you.

You will get angry and scold us.

Let us know if want\Nus to do anything else.

We are very tired.\NWe would like to go and sleep otherwise.

No more work.

Can we go then?

No, let's sit and talk.

Okay.

No.

She will put you under her spell.

We don't know how to break any spells.

I wanted to discuss something with you.

I worked very hard

to turn my son into a proper Englishman.

He looked like one.

- No doubt.\N- He did.

Absolutely.

Then you two turned him rustic.

I want my son the way he was.

He cannot go back to being that.\NHe is all grown up now.

Look, we taught him what we knew.

We just didn't teach him to curse.

No, we did.

We just told him not\Nto use them just yet.

If you want to a trial\Nthen we can call him.

- He can curse.\N- Yes.

You think this is a joke.

You are not taking me seriously.

You should do one thing.

You should let an Englishman tutor him.

Yes, and I'll also have a cup\Nof tea with his grandma on my way back.

Hmm.

Why do you keep giving\Nsuch stupid ideas?

Look, you've hurt her feelings.

We'll do as you say.

Kevin should hate his father.

Don't you think he's\Ntoo young to hate anyone?

What kind of a man will he grow up to\Nbe if he'll learn to hate at this age?

You are smart to know that.

Well done.

That was deep.

You had forwarded it on Whatsapp.

You won't take me seriously?

What do you want us to do?\NYou want us to die?

Should we hit the sofas on our head.

We have done all the chores.

We cleaned the dirty dishes.\NWe washed all clothes.

We cleaned the bathrooms.

We even bathed the neighbour's dog.

He barks and says thank you\Nwhenever we got out.

We didn't know to do anything,\Nbut we have become experts now.

We even wash unworn clothes.

We even clean unused utensils.

She left.

You never know.\NShe might be standing behind us.

She's suddenly go, "uhoo!"

Listen to your uncle\Nvery carefully, son.

Listen to me, son.

You have western clothes.

You know English.

You should wear those\Nclothes and speak in English.

Delete the data about\Nwhat we taught you.

It don't think it's a lot of data.\N1GB at the most.

- Throw it out.\N- What are you saying, uncle?

Let's go inside and play candy crush.

It's fun.

That's not a game that real men play.

Let's go hunting instead.

You taught him that?

I taught him the game where\Nwe go birds flies, crows flies.

He wants to kill birds and crows.

Son, Englishmen don't do that.

We are not Englishmen.

We are Jatts.

"I'll come pack you up,\Nget ready, girl"

He is already seeking revenge.

He is just a kid.\NHe'll put us behind bars for 20 years.

I told you, no house suits us.

We will end up in prison eventually.

Where's my buttermilk?

Englishmen drink cold drinks, son.\NHave this.

Jatts drink buttermilk.

"Momma's boy..." ***

My son... video game!

Uncle... wrestling!

"This momma's boy\Nis very stubborn," ***

Son... homework.

Party time.

Wear shirt shorts?

Ethnic wear.

"He used to moody,\Nhe is now rude as well," ***

"Momma's boy..." ***

Chocolate. Candy.

Porridge.

Guitar.

Drums.

Uhoo!

Burhh!

- Daddy!\N- Let's play video games.

- Daddy!\N- Let's play playstation.

- Daddy, no.\N- Come on, Kevin. Let's play video games.

Don't play childish games, daddy.

Let's go to the ground.

There's nothing on the ground.

It's so dusty over there\Nand you sweat so much.

Let's play games over here.\NIt will be a good exercise for us.

We will get into unnecessary\Nfights in the ground.

What is wrong with you, daddy?

You are a spy.

You have me with you.

You are getting worried for no reason.

Come on, let's go outside.

- No, daddy.\N- Wear it.

- Wear it, Kevin.\N- I don't want to.

Why are you doing this to me!

No!

Daddy! Don't push me. Don't push me.

You think this is a joke?

It is because of your stubbornness\Nthat I didn't want of come home.

I won't play with you.

I won't go to the ground with you.

Go to school, come back home and study.

I'll leave if you won't listen to me.

Daddy, you will really leave me?

Yes, I will.\NAnd I will never come back.

Bagga.

No matter how shameless we are,

But it still hurts when\Nyou we hurt a kids' feelings.

This feeling is new.\NI never felt this before.

We have been insulted so many times.

Have we ever thought about it twice?

Remember we were passing\Nby and someone was playing drums,

he saw us and stopped playing?

I didn't feel bad even then.

We owe a lot of people.

There is one person living\Nin our area who owes the world.

We owe him some money as well.

I don't know what\Nare we still doing here.

I too am wondering the same.

Let's go. Let the world go to hell.

I am sure no one will insult\Nus more than we get insulted here.

Let's go.

Get up.

Bagga, tell me something,

why do poor people get emotional?

Or why are emotional\Npeople always so poor?

That's just us.

Good we left that place,

otherwise we would have gone crazy.

Bagga, Kevin will cry when\Nhe'll learn that his daddy left.

He will feel bad.

Let's go or we will miss our bus.

You were wondering why we\Nstayed there for so long, right?

I know why we stayed there.

We got attached to Kevin.

You realise it only\Nwhen you are away from him.

He will get up in the morning\Nand find his daddy missing.

He will start crying.

I won't be able to see him cry, Bagga.

We won't be able to see him cry.

It's not about seeing him cry.

You should never break a kid's heart.

It upsets God as well.

This is what my grandma says.

Your grandma has made us go pauper.

Get up.

Come on.

Why are you making such weird noises?

I am exercising, she boss.

Why do you call me she boss?

Can't you say just boss?

Boss is male.

You are she boss.

Great logic.

You had left last night.

Why did you return?

You secretly keep\Nwatching me at night, huh?

So what happened?

Nothing happened.

Thank God we were\Nwearing decent clothes.

We usually run away in our undies.

Tell me the truth.

You got scared, didn't you?

Hey, I am not scared of anyone.

My grandma says,

"Gora, no one should\Ncry because of you."

Kevin would have cried if I had left.

I couldn't see Kevin crying.

Wow, how can Gora\Nsay such a smart thing?

It's hard to digest.

I am not smart.

I am stupid, very stupid.

I am from Punjab.

I see God, sometimes in my\Nparents and sometimes in a small kid.

You look like a decent man.

It's hard to believe that you\Ncould blackmail someone for money.

I told you, I love my grandma.

I never said no to her.

Your grandma is a blackmailer?

Hello! My grandma is like god to me.

Don't say anything about her.

Then what is this all about?

Come on.

Why are we hiding?

Come with me.\NI'll tell you everything.

That's my grandma,

my life,

my world.

Why do you need to hide?

That's the reason I am hiding.

"My world" has undergone\Na couple of operations.

They are the people from whom\Nwe took the money for those operations.

I need to give their money back.

And I don't have any money.

- Oh.\N- That is all.

You are a decent man.

It's not your fault. You are helpless.

I mean... money is important as well.

Indeed it is.

Hmm?

Yes.

Gora is indeed a nice man.

No, he is not!

Shameless, illiterate, uncouth!\NYou don't have any brains!

You are an idiot!

Let's go.\NLet's go home.

- What happened now?\N- Go.

Don't worry, daddy.

You should take care of yourself.

You have become so weak.

Hey, how am I your daddy, huh?

Who are you?

You didn't recognise me?

Look, am I am a fake uncle\Njust like that guy is a fake daddy.

Our kid needed a fake uncle as well?

No, he didn't need one.

I needed to be his uncle.

I didn't have a job.

So, I came here as an uncle.

Just like the phrase, Bob's your uncle.

I am that uncle.

Oh, that kind of uncle.

I am worried.

What would Sehej say to me?

Don't worry, mummy.\NDon't think too hard.

Mummy?

How am I your mummy?

We are of the same age.

What are you saying?

Your husband is sitting\Nright next to you,

and you are saying\Nwe are of the same age?

What have you done!\NHmm?

I had told you!

This is what relationships do!

That's why I didn't allow them here.

You!

You couldn't stop him?

How would I tell him via satellite?

This is the first time we are meeting.

It's not my fault, dear.

We had come to meet him.

We didn't find him.

So we went looking for him separately.

Unfortunately your\Nmother found him first.

Kevin?

Oh no.

You are Kevin.

Why are you dressed like that?

Your father will scold you.

He is the one who\Nmade me dress like this.

Really?

Come on, you had told\Nme that he made you rustic.

I don't know what happened?

He has been forcing me to behave like\Nan Englishman since the past few days.

Looks like he is following mummy's orders.

He doesn't let me go out to play.

He keeps telling me to study.

Shit.

He also scolded me and said that he'd\Nleave me if I don't become an Englishman.

Oh, my baby.

Let him go.

He is not your real father.

We brought him here just\Nso that you can play with him.

I can get 20 such fathers for you.

They are available for\N150 bucks in the market.

Let me tell you the truth.

Your real father left your\Nmother even before you were born.

The one who will make my\Ngrandson cry is not related to me.

You come with us.\NWe will play with you.

Hmm?

Granny, does that mean\Nthat mummy lied to me?

Thank you, mom.

Thank you very much.

Don't worry.

Gora is here.

I'll talk to Kevin and clear everything.

Take tension.

Oh God.

You're all crazy.

Kevin, my son,

we cannot do anything about\Nthe mess your granny has made.

Don't serious be.

Daddy... not daddy.

Whoever you are...

you are a liar.

Don't talk to me.

Okay.

I think it is time\Nto tell you the truth.

Will you be able to handle the truth?

Do you have the courage\Nto hear the truth?

Here you go then.

After Osama Bin Laden's death,

I got a call from\NSanganoor police station.

They said that my life is in danger.

All the dangerous people\Nin the world were looking for me.

So, I had to do plastic surgery.

I couldn't tell this\Nto your grandparents.

And this is the truth.

Please, daddy.

Daddy...

Whoever you are,\Ndon't try to fool me.

Okay, so you think I am lying?

Get up.

- Is your mother a liar too then?\N- My mother is also a liar!

Let me finish.

Don't you know how she raised you?

She nails still have\Nyour shit stuck to them.

She worked hard to raise you.

She just managed\Nto gain some reputation.

She had zero reputation.

Say that this too is a lie.

This too is a lie!

This is a limit.

Kevin...

Your grandma lied\Nto you to cheer you up.

But I will prove it to you.

I am not your father if I\Ndon't prove that I am your father.

Obviously.

She boss.

You might scold me for this,\Nbut your mother has m...

She has caused your\Nson's mental breakdown.

Now I will have to\Nbe your son's real father.

You're crossing boundaries.

Right. We have to hit\Nthe ball out of the boundary.

We will have to do everything\Nthat real parents do.

We will have to get\Nevery minute detail right.

- Are you in your senses?\N- I am in my senses.

But your kid isn't.

We'll have to prove your mother wrong.

Let me do my thing.

Don't try to boss over me.

For the sake of our son's happiness.

Hello Kevin, my son.

- How are you?\N- I am good.

When are you returning from your mission?

I'll be back soon.

I'll take you on a picnic then.\NI am on a very dangerous mission.

I forgot to tell you about it.

I'll tell you everything once I am back.

Here, talk to your uncle.\NOkay?

Hello, Kevin.\NHow are you, son?

- You okay?\N- I am fine.

- How's your mummy doing?\N- Mom

Is she doing well?

Yes. She is absolutely fine.

Okay.\NHere, talk to him.

Hello?\NI'll be back soon.

This kiss is for my son.

This kiss is for my sweet wife.

Bye.

Gora?

Second marriage?

Grandma!

- What happened?\N- Grandma!

Let us check what's wrong with grandma.

Gora... be strong.

It's His will.

Give me some water, son.

She's asking for water.

Then give her some.

Get water.

Give her some water.

Give her some water.

No matter how much water you drink,\Nyou are not going to live for long.

Listen,

grandma's condition very serious.

Medicines don't work at her age.

Your medicines anyway don't work.

If his medicines would work\Nhe would first cure his voice.

- Shut up.\N- His voice sounds like four people talking together.

Don't believe in a word\Nthis doctor says, Bachchan.

Be strong, enjoy fritters.

You live only once.

Gora?

I am quite upset about\Nyour second marriage.

I didn't get married, grandma.

You always faint before I can explain.

She isn't my wife.

She is Bagga's wife.

- And that is Bagga's son.\N- Mine?

What?

You got married without informing me?

Uncle�

And you have a son?

Uncle...

Uncle...

Uncle...

Uncle...

Uncle...

Safri!

Have fritters, you live only once.

Who give him oxygen\Nwithout informing me?

I did.

You know it is for my personal use.

I use it to cook food.

Why did you use it?

His condition was critical.

I know you won't be able\Nto pay for this oxygen cylinder.

But till, you don't worry.

We are quite chill about it.

Then I will get serious.

Doctor?

Yes?

You don't have any medicines with you.

I wouldn't give you any.

Then at least tell us what\Nprecautions we need to take.

He won't survive no matter\Nhow many precautions I tell you.

Doctor's word is the final word.

Safri, you always kept encouraging me.

"You should have a strong heart."

"You should be strong."\N- Why?

But look at you now,\Nyou look like a drenched fallen sparrow.

I want to trust you,

but your behaviour doesn�t let me.

Son,

get married.

Marriage is a good thing.

It unites two souls.

It unites two families.

It forms many relationships.

Your generation doesnt like\Nto form relationships.

You break up over small things.

If I die tomorrow,

you'll be all alone.

As they say,

two is always better than one.

Man should not live alone.

We are not supposed to live alone.

If the one you love,

becomes your life partner�

What would be better than that?

Right?

Go, tell her.

First massage my legs.

Sehej?

What was so urgent that you\Nasked me to meet you here at this hour?

Bagga, I love Kevin.

That's great.

I also love Kevin's mummy.

That's bad.

Have you lost your mind?

Do you even know what you are saying?

She will slap both of\Nus if she hears about this.

She will throw our\Nbags out in high speed.

This is our only source of income.

We'll have to borrow from\Neach other if she throws us out.

Come on, love doesn�t see rich or poor.

Where did you get this statement from?

From a Whatsapp forward.

I had forwarded it to you.

You didn't remember the next statement?

Which one?

Only the rich can fall in love.

The poor are always\Nrestrained by helplessness.

What are you thinking about?

Go get some sleep so\Nthat you can think sensibly.

He isn't replying.

This is how lovers behave.

They don't talk to anyone\Nonce they fall in love.

And they like to eat as\Nif they are eating for six people.

I am going to sleep, brother.

Don't come to the room.

If you feel sleepy,\Nhug a slim tree and go to sleep.

Pinder, I know I need\Nto give you your money back,

and I do want to give it back to you,

but I am helpless.

I am not here to ask for money.

I am here to give you money.

What do you mean?

I know I won't be\Ngetting the money back.

I thought I should save\Nsome more and give them to you,

so that you can clear all your debt.

You just marry me and\Nmake my status legal here. Please.

Legal? Marriage? Really, Pinder?

I am ready to pay you for it.

You need the money.

It isn't about the money, Pinder.

My grandma has told me never\Nto have a fake contract marriage.

Relationships shouldn't\Nbe this weak, Pinder.

I...

I cannot betray my grandma.

Please try to understand\Nmy helplessness.

I beg to you.

You try to understand my helplessness.

If you don't have any options then you\Nhaven't left me with any options either.

Please marry me and\Nmake my status legal here.

Please.

Dear, Gora really loves Kevin a lot.

Thank God, Gora took care of everything.

Otherwise, mom, you had...

Sorry, dear.

I got a little carried away.

- Sorry.\N- It's okay, mom.

Sehej, you share\Na great bond with Kevin.

Kevin shares a great bond with Gora.

If you and Gora for a great\Nbond then our family will be complete.

Right.

He looks good with you.

He is one of us.

Please, give it a thought.

She felt shy.\NThat means she is interested in it.

Bagga?

Yes, Gora?

Why do I feel as if I am being burdened\Nwith all the troubles in the world?

No, stupid. It's not true.

The one who is in trouble feels

like he's being burdened\Nwith all the troubles in the world.

It's not like that.

I feel like running far\Naway from all these troubles.

But these troubles\Nwon't let you run away.

Move.

Come, our troubles are here.

Gora.

So Gora,\Nwhen are you repaying our money?

I need two days, brother.

You had asked for\Ntwo days before as well.

But you never repaid the money.

He will repay it this time, Mr. Khan.

How so, my friend?

We will go to his house.

Why are you dragging\Nmy grandma into this?

Grandma?

No, no, no.

The other house,\Nwhere you ad boss and her son stays.

You will have to repay our money.

I will give you two days.

Otherwise, you know that\Nno one respects you anyway.

- Yes.\N- Right?

You will lose whatever\Nlittle respect you have left,

in front of your wife and your son.

No, don't.\NWe will repay you, brother.

We just need two days.

We will give you your money back.\NDon't worry.

Two days.

Two days, boys.\NTwo days.

Hey, can't you move\Nthe other way to get up?

He has so much money\Nbut he doesn't have any sense.

Don't worry about it.

He can go to Sehej's house if he wants.

How will it affect us?

No, Bagga.

Kevin's father shouldn't\Nbe insulted in front of him.

The kid shouldn't lose\Nrespect for his father.

I will have to repay them.

No matter what I need to do for that.

We will have to repay them.

Don't worry, stupid.

Come on, give me some space now.

There you are.

Hi.

She boss,\NI think it's time to part ways.

Tell Kevin that his father\Nhas left for a mission.

Ah, you are trying to blackmail me.

Fine, I will increase your fees. Hmm?

Happy?

I am not joking.

My grandma isn't keeping too well.

And she wants to see me get married.

So, I will have to get married.

Oh, of course.

You should get married.

I... will give you your fees.

How much do I owe you?

I won't take any money from you.

I have formed a great\Nrelationship with Kevin.

And for Gora,

Relationships still have\Nmore value than money.

If I take money from you then\Nit will prove that you are right.

And I cannot let that happen.

I'll come back to meet Kevin,\Nafter a month or so.

I won't let him miss his father.

That too free of cost.

You can tell him

I was killed in action once he grows up.

Can I give you a suggestion?

You should learn some matters\Nbefore you have kids.

I will teach them to you.

Free of cost.

Anyways...

thank you.

Thank you for everything.

Yes, Bagga?

Can't use the phone in here.

- One second, please.\N- Moneylenders have kidnapped grandma.

What?

Where did the take her?

They have her under house arrest.\NCome quickly.

Call the doctor immediately, Bagga.

They have kidnapped the doctor as well.

Doctor is already there?

I am coming.

- But... Our wedding?\N- We need a signature.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sign please.

He is gone.\NShould I marry you instead?

Don't you have any shame?

You just barged in\Nhere to take the money!

We would have given\Nyou the money respectfully.

We would have given\Nit to you in a packet.

We would have made a packet\Nand put the money in it.

You came early and lost all the respect.

Nonsense.

Gora, tell them that your\Ngrandma has undergone an operation.

They know.

I borrowed money from\Nthem for the operation.

That's why owe them\Nmoney in the first place.

Come on.

- You...\N- Let's sit down and talk.

- Sit down.\N- You owe money to all of them, son?

Yes grandma, all of them.

A couple of them are waiting outside.

There will be more creditors than\Nmoney even if you throw money from a plane.

We cannot give them any money.

Gora, why did you\Nwalk out of the wedding?

Whose wedding did\Nyou walk out off, daddy?

Son, he's not your daddy,\NBagga is your daddy.

Yes.

No, he is my daddy.

Gora, return our money

or I'll kidnap your son,\Nyour wife and your grandma.

Son?

How can he have a son?\NHe's not even married.

Ask his wife that.

- Pinder is his wife.\N- Yes.

She is Bagga's wife.

- Bagga!\N- Uncle!

I am on oxygen because of you.

What have you done!

Gora, tell us the truth.

Which one of them is your wife?

I am. I am.

I am.

Doctor, tell us out of them,\Nwho is Gora's wife?

Grandma, I swear on your youth and say\Nthat I think both of them are his wives.

What are you saying?

Doctor's word is the final word.

Gora, you betrayed me.

I am going to faint.

Don't faint, grandma.

- I am going to faint.\N- Hear me out first.

None of them is my wife.

One...

One of them is my boss.

And other one is my helplessness.

Grandma, you know that you are my world.

I can commit any number of\Nsins with a smile in order to save you.

You know grandma,

I became Sehej's husband\Nin order to make some money.

But I didn't take any money from her.\NYou know why?

Because I had formed a\Nrelationship with Kevin and Sehej.

You always taught me

that relationships\Nhold more value than money.

But you are wrong, grandma,

Nowadays, money holds\Nmore value than relationships.

The one who has money

can easily form new relationships.

Sehej, you know, you are right.

Money is greater than relationships.

That's why God took away\Nall relationships from me.

Because He knows,

this poor man won't\Nbe able maintain them.

Who can maintain them better than you?

You maintained my\Nrelationship better than me.

I never trusted any relationships,

but you have cleared all\Nmy doubts and misunderstandings.

Kevin...

Kevin loves you more than he loves me.

My husband always misbehaved with me.

When I told my parents about it,

they said everything\Nwill be fine eventually.

I was angry with you many times,

but I never hated you,

because you are such a lovely person.

Gora, I will clear all your debts.

Sehej, why would you clear my debts?

Because I want to prove you wrong.

And I want to prove grandma right.

Relationships hold\Nmore value than money.

I have never even given anyone\Nan extra pound to anyone so far,

but I am ready to give\Naway all my money for you.

Gora, you went through\Nso much trouble because of me.

I have lived my life to the fullest,

now it's your turn to\Nlive your life to the fullest.

Be strong, Bachchan.\NYou live only once.

Shut up.

I hate so much junk food because of you.

Now I feel like I won't\Nsurvive another year.

Come on, grandma,\Nyou survived my medicines.

Now nothing can do you any harm. Easy.

Kevin...

Sorry, son.

No, daddy.

My real daddy used to hurt my mummy.

I think all daddys should be like you.

Love you, my son.

My parents sent me here\Nto get rid of their poverty,

but I think I will end\Nup killing them instead.

Look Badshah,\Nyou shouldn't have the fate I had.

You might be poor otherwise,\Nbut you are a king at heart.

Excuse me,

who told you that the only way to\Nbecome a resident is by getting married?

Don't worry,\NI'll give you a job in my company.

Okay?

Sehej, please forgive us,

for not standing up for you.

Dad.

I was ready to stand\Nfor her but you didn't let me.

I was ready to stand\Nfor her but you didn't let me.

- You didn't let me.\N- You didn't let me.

Hello!\NWe kidnapped all of you.

You owe us money.

And you are apologising\Nto each other instead?

Apologise to me.

You say relationships\Nare more important, right?

You can take all my relatives.

You can take my father as well,\Njust give me my money back.

Gora, I don't know about them,\Nbut I won't leave without my money.

Settle my account.

Everyone wait,\Nlet him settle my account first.

Gora, you owe grandma as well?

Grandma, what account\Nto I need to settle with you?

Come here, son.

Get up.

Come here, dear.

Get up already.

Gora?

You like her, don't you?

Tell me, son.

Dear, do you like Gora?

You told me so.

I do, why would I give\Nhim all my money otherwise?

Then you two should get married.

My only dream is to\Ndance at your wedding.

You should dance\Nto your heart's content.

You live only once.

You are right.

You live only once.

You too come here, little girl.

So what if you couldn't\Nbe my daughter-in-law?

You will always be my daughter, right?

Hello? If you are done with\Nthe family reunion then hear me out.

Why are you making my\Nonly life a living hell?

Give me my money back.

Hey, I have always borrowed from you guys.

Our wedding cannot take place without money.

Give me some more money so\Nthat I can get married.

You should give up your\Nmoney like this doctor has.

I won't be taking the\Nmoney with me when I die.

You live... only once!