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Newspaper Vendor: "Paper! Paper!
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Read all about it! Another
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stately home robbed!" Parker:
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"I brought your early morning
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tea, m'lady." Lady Penelope:
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"Thank you, Parker. Will you
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pour? I'll have two lumps today."
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Parker: "Very well, m'lady.
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Oh, er... here's the paper. Headlines
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are quite interesting." Lady
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Penelope: "Dear me. The home of
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Lord and Lady Donington-Brown
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was robbed last night." Parker:
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"They live just up the
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road from here, don't they,
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m'lady?" Lady Penelope: "Yes.
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Oh, it's really quite frightening.
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This is the twelfth robbery
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of stately homes inside a month."
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Parker: "Seems to me the
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geezer what's doing it knows
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what he's about, too. He only
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pinches the family heirlooms.
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The newspapers reckon they're
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priceless." Lady Penelope:
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"Oh, they are, Parker. But why
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doesn't the thief take cash? He
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leaves contemporary works of
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art behind also." Parker:
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"Search me, m'lady. The coppers
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don't know nothing. Look, there.
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It says er... as how they're
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baffled." Lady Penelope: "So it does.
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It appears there are
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never any clues for them to work
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on, and no signs of a forced
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entry." Parker: "Cor, when I was
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in the cat-burgling business,
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I'd have given half me loot
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away to do a job like this
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bloke." Lady Penelope: "Well,
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we won't go into your past
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activities now, Parker. Do you
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realize that we could be the next
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on the robber's list?" Parker: "Eh?
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Oh, he wouldn't get much
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here. All your valuables are
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stashed away in the vault." Lady
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Penelope: "I know, Parker, but
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similar vaults in other homes
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didn't stop the thief. Somehow,
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he manages to penetrate the
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strongest locks, and break the
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most complicated combinations."
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Parker: "Oh. Yeah, I was forgetting that.
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And he manages
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to knock out the automatic
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TV-cameras too." Lady Penelope:
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"Exactly. It's almost as if...
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he's a phantom." Parker: "Well,
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being a bloke who don't believe
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in ghosts, I'd say as how we
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ought to protect ourselves."
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Lady Penelope: "I knew you'd
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see it my way, Parker. So, this
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is what we'll do. Forewarned
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is forearmed. You will contact
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your previous underworld
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associates, and try to discover
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the identity of this villain."
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Parker: "Ooh, that's a... that's
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a good idea. I'll go and phone
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Fingers Fred. He keeps his
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ear close to the ground. If
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anyone knows the geezer, Fingers
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Fred will have heard." Lady
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Penelope: "The teapot is bleeping.
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Hello, International Rescue
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here. Lady Penelope speaking."
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Jeff Tracy: "Hi, Penny. Jeff
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Tracy here. I heard a newsflash
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on TV, about the stately
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homes robberies." Lady Penelope:
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"Yes, Jeff, it's all very
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worrying." Jeff Tracy: "Yeah.
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Well, it occurred to me the thief
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might choose your house next."
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Lady Penelope: "Precisely."
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Jeff Tracy: "I was wondering if
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you'd like me to send Brains
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across to England. He's got some
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pretty good gadgets that er
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maybe could improve your
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security." Lady Penelope: "It's
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awfully sweet of you to offer,
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Jeff, but I really think I can
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handle things." Jeff Tracy:
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"Are you sure, Penny? You know,
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you've got some equipment in your
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house that many people would
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love to get their hands on."
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Lady Penelope: "Oh, you mean
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the International Rescue gadgets.
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Well, I don't think our
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robber is interested in new things, Jeff.
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He only deals in
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heirlooms." Jeff Tracy: "OK,
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Penny, if you're happy.... But
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remember, call me any time.
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Brains will be over there on the
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double." Lady Penelope: "Thank you
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so much, Jeff. I'll remember.
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Goodbye. Ah, Parker. What did you
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find out?" Parker: "Nothing,
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m'lady. The underworld blokes
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are hopping mad, cause they
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don't know who the robber is!
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They're as baffled as the
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law." Lady Penelope: "What about the booty?
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Have any of the
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heirlooms been seen or heard
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of?" Parker: "Not a perishing
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one. Fingers reckons this tea
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leaf is a crank collector. Not
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one of us at all." Lady Penelope:
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"You mean, one of them,
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don't you, Parker?" Parker:
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"Er, yes, m'lady. Sorry, for a
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moment, I got carried away.
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Talking of Fingers brought back a
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lot of... old memories." Lady
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Penelope: "Er, yes, quite so,
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Parker. But the fact remains
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we have no further clue to the
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thief's identity, and my home
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is still unprotected from that
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man." Parker: "It looks that
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way, but what can we do?" Lady
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Penelope: "Absolutely nothing.
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So, we'll go about our normal
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business, and hope this mystery
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man spares us a visit." Parker:
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"Right, then I'll take the
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tea things to the kitchen."
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Lady Penelope: "Thank you, Parker.
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Er when you've done that,
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will you telephone Wickfen's?
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There is nothing like buying
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a new outfit of clothes to take
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one's mind off one's problems."
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Parker: "Very well, m'lady.
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Will you be staying in town
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for dinner?" Lady Penelope: "Why not?
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Yes, I'll take in a
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show, and dine out. Yes, that's
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an excellent idea. After you,
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Parker." Parker: "Thank you,
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m'lady." Elaine Wickfen: "Good
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morning, this is Wickfen's.
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Elaine Wickfen speaking." Parker:
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"Er em hello, miss. Er it's Parker here.
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Lady Penelope would
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like to see some of your clobber
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this afternoon." Elaine
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Wickfen: "Certainly, Mr Parker.
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We'll be all ready for Her
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Ladyship. I have some simply marvelous
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new creations." Mr Charles:
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"Be careful with that tapping
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device, Dawkins. We don't want
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them to suspect that we're
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listening to their conversation."
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Dawkins: "Sorry, sir. I don't
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think they realize anything
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is amiss. It would appear, Mr
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Charles, that Lady Penelope
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is travelling to London after
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lunch." Mr Charles: "Excellent!
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Keep listening, Dawkins, to
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make sure, but I think we can
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rely on Her Ladyship to make her
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trip worthwhile. She enjoys
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the theater, and dinner in
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town." Elaine Wickfen: "Now
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Cynthia, darling, please stand still.
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I've got to get this gown
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absolutely perfect. Lady Penelope
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is very discerning about
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the creations she buys."
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Cynthia: "You don't have to tell
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me, miss Wickfen. Last month
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I modeled 27 dresses for her
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before she was satisfied." Elaine
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Wickfen: "Yes, well, well,
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that's not for you to say, Cynthia.
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Her Ladyship is one of my
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best customers, and a very good friend.
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Nothing is too much
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trouble." Cynthia: "Em I suppose
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you're right, miss Wickfen.
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When's she arriving?" Elaine
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Wickfen: "Any minute now. So,
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darling, please keep still or
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we'll never be ready." Parker:
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"Here we are, m'lady. Wickfen's."
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Lady Penelope: "Thank
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you, Parker. Er there's no need
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for you to come in. I'll be
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needing you around 6 o'clock."
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Parker: "Very well, m'lady. I
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don't like hanging around ladies'
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shops anyway." Lady Penelope:
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"So I understand, Parker. I'll
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see you at 6 then." Dawkins:
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"We'll be at the Creighton-Ward
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mansion in 5 minutes, Mr
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Charles." Mr Charles: "Right.
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Switch to silent flight and
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get the gas capsules ready."
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Dawkins: "Yes, Mr Charles." Mr
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Charles: "Bring her in to a hover
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over the chimneys, Dawkins.
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I'll release the capsules. Right.
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By the time we touch down
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on the lawn, the servants will
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be out cold." Parker: "Did you
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enjoy the play, m'lady?" Lady
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Penelope: "Oh yes, Parker,
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it was very good. And those
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beautiful gowns from Wickfen's...
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I can't wait to go the Russian
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ambassador's ball." Parker:
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"Yes, miss Elaine sells a nice
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bit of cloth, don't she?" Lady
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Penelope: "The best, Parker.
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Now, will you telephone the
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house, please. Lilian can prepare
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my nightcap." Parker: "Right.
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Will you be wanting tea or cocoa?"
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Lady Penelope: "Oh, cocoa
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I think, Parker." Dawkins:
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"That's the phone, Mr Charles."
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Mr Charles: "Yes, it could be
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Lady Penelope. We'd better get
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a move on. Help me with this
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vase." Dawkins: "Very good, sir.
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Have you got all you want,
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sir?" Mr Charles: "I think so.
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Let me check the list. Yes, it's all here.
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Come on." Parker:
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"There don't seem to be no
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reply, m'lady." Lady Penelope:
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"How very strange. All the staff
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can't be asleep. Better put
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your foot down, Parker. Something
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must have happened." Lady
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Penelope: "Parker, do you see what
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I see?" Parker: "Yes, m'lady.
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It's a helijet. It's just taken
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off from the front lawn."
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Lady Penelope: "Exactly. And
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I'm not expecting visitors
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tonight. Parker, I do believe
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we've been robbed." Parker: "Cor!
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Shall I shoot him down with the
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cannons, m'lady?" Lady Penelope:
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"Certainly not, Parker. The
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helijet could be a perfectly
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innocent caller. And on the other
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hand, if it is the stately
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homes robber, he'll have some
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of my most valuable vases
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and china aboard. We wouldn't
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want them to be smashed, would
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we?" Parker: "I suppose not,
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m'lady, but what are we gonna
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do?" Lady Penelope: "Stop the car, Parker.
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Now, I put the
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suction microphone in my bag yesterday.
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Ah, yes, here it is.
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Er loan me your pneumatic machine
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pistol, Parker." Parker: "Here
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you are, m'lady. It's got a
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compressed air charge in it."
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Lady Penelope: "Good. Now, I
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just insert the microphone in
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the chamber, like so, and take
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careful aim." Parker: "Good
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shooting, m'lady! I'll switch
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on the receiver speaker." Mr
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Charles: "Good, the darkness
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will stop the occupants of that
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car identifying the helijet."
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Dawkins: "Yes, sir. But it was
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a close thing." Mr Charles: "Oh
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I agree, Dawkins. I'm glad
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that was the last stately home
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on my list." Dawkins: "You
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mean we've got all the pieces,
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sir?" Mr Charles: "All but one
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fine collection, Dawkins, and you
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know where that is." Dawkins:
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"Of course, Mr Charles. But
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getting the crown jewels is a
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bit different than the heirlooms
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we've stolen so far." Mr
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Charles: "Different, Dawkins, different.
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But the most vital of
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them all. By this time tomorrow,
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my family's disgrace will be
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avenged." Lady Penelope: "Switch
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off the receiver, Parker.
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I think we've heard enough."
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Parker: "What's it all about,
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m'lady?" Lady Penelope: "I'm not
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exactly sure of the reasons
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behind the plot, but one thing
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is certain: this Mr Charles has
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been working to a set plan, and
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that plan will be complete
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tomorrow, when he steals the
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crown jewels." Parker: "Cor...
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what an haul that would be! Are
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you going to tell the coppers?"
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Lady Penelope: "I don 't think so, Parker.
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You find it hard
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to believe the crown jewels
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could be stolen, don't you?"
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Parker: "I'll say I do!" Lady
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Penelope: "Then so will the
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authorities. No, Parker, no-one
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would listen to us. We've got
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to act ourselves." Parker: "Yeah,
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I suppose you're right. What
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do we do about it?" Lady Penelope:
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"Well, right now, we'll
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go home and get a good night's sleep.
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And tomorrow evening,
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we'll take a little trip to the
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Tower of London." Parker: "It's
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a grim-looking place, ain't it,
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m'lady?" Lady Penelope: "Yes,
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Parker, the Tower has been
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the center of many turbulent
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events. It used to be a prison,
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you know." Parker: "Ooh, do
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we er... do we have to go in there?
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You know how I feel about
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them places." Lady Penelope: "I'm
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afraid we do, Parker. That's
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if Mr Charles keeps to the
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plan we overheard him making
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last night." Parker: "Look, m'lady!
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That's the same helijet."
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Lady Penelope: "So it is, Parker.
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It would appear that Mr
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Charles is going to oblige us
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with his presence." Parker:
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"What's the form, m'lady?" Lady
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Penelope: "We'll wait a while,
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and give him time to get in."
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Mr Charles: "Now, Dawkins, we
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will come up against 10 beef eaters.
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Are you ready for them?"
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Dawkins: "Perfectly, Mr Charles.
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The gas capsules will take
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care of them." Mr Charles: "Right.
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Adjust your breathing
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mask, and we'll be on our way."
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Mr Charles: "I'll get the
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locks, Dawkins. Watch out for
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guards." Beefeater: "Hey! What do
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you think you're doing? You've
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got no right.... Ooh! Argh...."
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Mr Charles: "Come on, Dawkins."
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Lady Penelope: "Come on,
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Parker. I think we'll find Mr
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Charles has opened the gates
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for us." Parker: "Yeah, and
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I'll bet there's a few sleeping
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Beef eaters about." Lady Penelope:
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"Oh, I almost forgot my
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gas mask. Right, Parker, I'm
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ready." Lady Penelope: "Quiet,
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Parker. There they are." Parker:
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"Yeah, and they've opened the
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cage. They've got the crown
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jewels...!" Mr Charles: "Hold
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open the sack, Dawkins. Very soon
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now, our task will be complete."
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Dawkins: "And we can return
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to a normal way of life sir."
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Mr Charles: "Yes, Dawkins, but
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this was something that had
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to be done. I have avenged my family.
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Now, I can rest." Lady
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Penelope: "Where you are going,
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Mr Charles, there'll be plenty
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of time for that rest." Mr
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Charles: "What?" Lady Penelope:
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"No, don't move. I don't like
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using guns, the bangs give me
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a headache. But I'll have to
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suffer if you don't do exactly
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as I say." Mr Charles: "You can't
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stop me now! I've completed
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the task that was set me all
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those centuries ago. Nothing
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can stop me now." Parker: "A
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bullet can, mate! And Her Ladyship
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is a dead shot. Better behave
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yourself." Lady Penelope:
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"Put the jewels back, Parker."
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Parker: "Cor...! Do I have
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to, m'lady? I've never had me
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hands on so much loot in the
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whole of my life." Lady Penelope:
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"Parker...!" Parker: "Oh,
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very well, m'lady. Here, give
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me that sack." Lady Penelope:
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"I'm very interested to know
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why you carried out these
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robberies, Mr Charles. By your
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standing, I wouldn't think greed
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or monetary gain was your motive."
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Mr Charles: "No, the actual
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things meant nothing to me. But
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to my long-dead ancestors,
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the Granvilles, they were the
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symbols of power and wealth."
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Lady Penelope: "You mean all
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these treasures you've stolen
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once belonged to your family?"
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Mr Charles: "Yes, my people
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were once noble peers. They
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were stripped of all titles and
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property by Richard the Lionheart."
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Lady Penelope: "Fascinating!
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But King Richard must have had
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a good reason." Mr Charles:
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"They were convicted of cowardice
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during the crusades, but
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it was all a mistake. My family
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could never have run away
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from a fight!" Lady Penelope:
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"The Lionheart was noted for
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being a just and kindly man. I
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really prefer his side of the
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story to yours." Mr Charles:
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"You're like all the rest! That's
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why I robbed you. The Creightons
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and the Wards were connected
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with Richard's decision." Lady
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Penelope: "Oh, yes... I remember
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reading something about some
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property being distributed
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amongst the King's loyal friends."
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Parker: "It's all back,
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m'lady. And I've locked the cage
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again." Lady Penelope: "Well
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done, Parker. Now kindly
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handcuff our two friends to the
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grill. The police will be able
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to find them after we've made
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a telephone call." Mr Charles:
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"You can't prove anything!
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They'll never be able to hold
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us!" Lady Penelope: "Oh, I think
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this tape recording of our
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conversation will be enough to
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make the police search your
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home." Parker: "But m'lady! Your
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voice is on there! Your cover
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will be broken." Lady Penelope:
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"No, Parker. This microphone is
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designed to record only male
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voices. Brains sent it to me.
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Something to do with the lower
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octave vocal chords." Parker:
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"Ooh, that's clever. Shall
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we go then?" Lady Penelope: "I think so.
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Farewell, Mr Charles.
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Your family would have been proud of you.
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They finished up
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in jail too, I believe." Parker:
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"I've brought your early
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morning tea, m'lady. And here's
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the paper." Lady Penelope: "Oh,
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look, Parker. The police have
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recovered all the stolen
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heirlooms." Parker: "Oh, yes, m'lady.
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That bloke Charles spouted
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off about you catching him too."
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Lady Penelope: "Really? What
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does it say the police made
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of that accusation?" Parker:
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"There it is, m'lady. The fifth
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line from the bottom." Lady
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Penelope: "Hmm... "Inspector
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Cedair of The Yard stated that
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he knew of Lady Penelope, and
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no gentler or more charming
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person ever graced the earth.
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The inspector added that it was
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impossible to associate Her
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Ladyship with criminals in any
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way." Well, well, well. After
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compliments like that, I can
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see I'll have to buy two extra
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tickets for the Policemen's
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Ball." Parker: "As long as you
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don't ask me along, m'lady!"
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